stardust-crusaders

[spark plaza]

but not as op as star platinum: za warudo

[valid steeple]

Avdol had a good theme song too

Along with Kakyoin which also deserved better

[spark plaza]

he had a theme song nani

[valid steeple]

Yeah, he had one

https://youtu.be/VRUnjCzgr9U

[hot skiff]

Ofc he had one

It's played on the "YES I AM" scene

[valid steeple]

And also the first episode

[hot skiff]

Yep

[spark plaza]

what other characters have their own theme

[valid steeple]

Every jobro had a theme

I think

[hot skiff]

Exactly

[red terrace]

@worthy cedar I'm up to date with jojo

[valid steeple]

There's this youtube video with all the jobro themes from 1-5

Not sure where to send the link though

[hot skiff]

Seen that one

[red terrace]

#jojo-anime-discussion

[valid steeple]

👍

If Alessi used his Stand against Joseph, he'll only be giving him a buff if you think about it

[hot skiff]

He'll be young Joseph again

[north flare]

exactly

he might not have hermit purple but what would that do in the first place

[light dragon]

@spark plaza All the crusaders (except old Joseph, I think) have their own themes

Young Joseph has his own theme, though

[winged crest]

He'd have Hermit Purple

He just couldn't use it consciously

[red terrace]

@north flare he'd have it

Araki said that Joseph had Hermit Purple in part 2 but no one could see it

[north flare]

but with the sethan your memory also slowly downgrades

if joseph were pushed down like 40 years after a few minutes he wouldnt know he had it

[red terrace]

He'd have his memories of part 2, nevertheless he would defeat sethan as he's his enemy

[north flare]

yeah

in part 2 he didnt know he had hermit purple

[red terrace]

Yep

[north flare]

he might have it but he will likely not know how the fuck it works

[undone crown]

How did he get it before Dio used an arrow on himself?

[red terrace]

Hamon

He got it from hamon

Hamon can give out powers

and it was Hermit Purple for him

it manifested after Enya used the arrow

[undone crown]

cool

so basically hamon gives you a stand

[worldly ginkgo]

I’m pretty sure Jonathan had one but it was like never shown and undeveloped

[undone crown]

So the Joestars had stands before Dio? Dio kinda got cucked there

[gleaming cave]

Dio is a bitch

[wintry rampart]

woah language

[valid steeple]

Wasn't it because of DIO the Joestars had manifested Stands?

[light dragon]

Yep

[wheat junco]

Why is vanilla ice so like mean

[hot skiff]

Because he's villain

[deft verge]

So Hol Horse am I right?

That boi had so much potential and then he was just like "Naw, Imma just head out GUNSHOTS"

[spark plaza]

idk why but I thought ice was kakyoins bro

[low arrow]

speaking of vanilla ice

he wasn't a vampire

he was a zombie

[hot skiff]

The wiki says he was a vampire

But idk maybe that's wrong

[low arrow]

yea but im assuming DIO never learned about the pillar men

• he had no masks

and from what i know a vamp can only turn you into a zombie, not another vamp

[hot skiff]

Yeah, unless you wear the mask

The wiki maybe wrong about that

[rose hinge]

...it probably says vampire because he was disintegrated by the sun and also had dios blood in his veins

[near star]

@rose hinge, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[blissful wasp]

Mr joestar please put your hands back in the steering wheel

[hot skiff]

@rose hinge But still, it's a bit confusing because we know Dio only can make zombies not vampires

And also knowing Vanilla Ice had regenerate ability, he's probably a vampire

iirc zombies can't regenerate

[low arrow]

ye thats really confusing lol

unless dio manually pierced vanilla ice's brain

[hot skiff]

Yep, I guess we need Bonfire to explain

[exotic meadow]

how did DIO survive

Iirc Erina used his coffin to escape

And not just that

[red terrace]

There was another part in the coffin

[exotic meadow]

How did she not notice

If she was in it

[red terrace]

It wasn't visible

[exotic meadow]

She didn’t see him crawl into it

Here’s the big part

How did he posses jojo’s corpse

Jojo died grasping dio’s head

2 things that stop dio

Jojo is dead

[red terrace]

he was dead, his grasp was gonna weaken soon

[exotic meadow]

And he can’t move

Ok then there still 1

Jojo is dead

No question

How did dio use hid body of he was dead

[red terrace]

Nope it doesn't matter here, he can cut Jonathan's head off and go instead of him

Although think to yourself, if it was like that then Dio can't posess any body

Because before he possesses a body he will cut the head off

meaning they will die

So yeah I think it doesn't matter here and as long as there is a head then it works

a working head at least

[exotic meadow]

So how long will it work after death of the body

Like surely it won’t work after a century

Where it’s only bones that will shatter at a single touch

[red terrace]

How long will what work

[exotic meadow]

Him being able to posses their body

[red terrace]

What

it worked right away

but he was just getting used to the body

[exotic meadow]

No

You misunderstand

What I’m saying is

How long will he be able to posses the body after it’s death

As in

If he waits a couple hours after the body’s death and then possesses it will it still work

Also don’t get me wrong, I love DIO as an antagonist

[near star]

@exotic meadow, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[exotic meadow]

But doesn’t him coming back sort of undercut Jonathan’s sacrifice at the end of part 1

Also while I’m here

How Tf does jotaros hat work

Is it like part of his hair

[red terrace]

lmao that's the thing Jonathan was meant to lose

[exotic meadow]

Where does his hair begin and his hat end

[red terrace]

but in the end Dio was defeated

fate shit

jotaro's hat probably has wool on the back that blends in with his normal hair

[light dragon]

Even though Dio comes back, Jonathan's sacrifice wasn't in vain

[exotic meadow]

It’s slightly more clear in diu where he wears a while hat

I’m not saying it was fully in vain

[light dragon]

He saved Erina and technically, George II

[exotic meadow]

I know he rescues Erina and Lisa Lisa

[light dragon]

Oh and yeah, Lisa Lisa too

Dio comes back, but at least he keeps him at bay for 100 years

[exotic meadow]

But it is sort of undercut by the fact that dio comes back

And just to add insult to injury

Even though Jonathan stopped DIO at least for a while

Jonathan (or at least his body) is also the only reason dio comes back

[light dragon]

It definitely sucks

If only Jonathan was in good enough of a state to leave Dio somewhere and escape with Erina and Lisa Lisa

[exotic meadow]

Imagine

That’s what all the people who think Jonathan is the best Jojo (who are right btw)want

[red terrace]

best JoJo is not Jonathan

best JoJo is the Jojo of steel ball run

[exotic meadow]

Nobody can beat Jonathan

There’s no way

[hot skiff]

That's unpopular opinion

[exotic meadow]

Jonathan is legendary

Honestly so depressing that the best Jojo has the least screentime

Because part 1 is only 9 eps

[rare osprey]

Why do people even think jonathan is best jojo

He has nothing unique to his character or depth

I love jonathan but no

And jonathan lost to dio in the end, theres no reason to even think it was an insult, losers dont get anything atleast he prevented dio from taking up the world right then before Mr. Edgy asspull was born

[valid steeple]

Jonathan started the JoJo series

[tawdry ruin]

"first" does not mean "best".

[wintry rampart]

@rare osprey not edgy, nor an asspull

[kind thistle]

remember this

[soft grail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y4u-rHGZ_I

[light dragon]

Ooooh

I like Musikage's JoJo stuff

[wheat junco]

Why they kill of iggy tho

[kind thistle]

why they kill avdol twice tho

[wintry rampart]

is this the best part of jojo?

[wintry rampart]

why are you saying the same thing in every channel?

[spiral pilot]

DIO breaking up with someone:

It's not you

It is I, DIO

[kind thistle]

i finished stardust crusaders

just niw

[short jay]

epic

[wintry rampart]

[hot skiff]

Dub eww

[arctic vigil]

[winged crest]

Dubs are trash for Jojo especially

[kind thistle]

ikr

ruins the whole show

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[placid quiver]

dub and sub each have advantages and disadvantages

for jojo it's generally bad tho

'cept for maybe part 4/5

[low arrow]

why is the SNES game like 25:9 ratio?

[wintry rampart]

#manga-jojokes

[pliant birch]

Hey

[viral rivet]

Hey

[pliant birch]

Hey

[placid quiver]

#manga-jojokes

[winged crest]

All JoJo dubs are trash there are like a few good voices everything else is shit

Example Stroheim

[placid quiver]

don't use absolutes like that

[winged crest]

I have checked

It is absolute all JoJo dubs are trash

[wintry rampart]

Are the accents on point

[winged crest]

The voices don't fit

[wintry rampart]

Like Joseph being british

Lisa Lisa being British

Dixie q being Italian

[winged crest]

That is one of the few voices I would call not shit

Part 2 Joseph voice

[wintry rampart]

Polnareff being french

[winged crest]

Who the fuck is Dixie Q

[wintry rampart]

I meant Suzie q

It autocorrected

[winged crest]

XD

Fucking autocorrect

Also no Engrish in dub

Go ahead Mr. Joestar
Go aheto Mista Jostr

No "Goodbye JoJo"

[wintry rampart]

Serect yur cur

[winged crest]

Ooou dasa basball

Jagrs

[wintry rampart]

Oooooohhhh maiiiiii gaaaaaaadddddd

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

[low arrow]

Red Dragurgs

[wintry rampart]

F mega

Serect yur cur

[placid quiver]

ah thas future part stuff

[wintry rampart]

?

All I see is part 3 things

I don’t know what your talking about

sweats

[swift ibex]

Imagine actually killing off half of the main cast in the last few episodes

[wintry rampart]

you havent see jojo then

[swift ibex]

I watched all parts 1-4 and half of part 5, iggy, avdol, and kakyoin all die in the last about 5 episodes

The crusaders were a group of 6

Do the math and the half remains alive

[exotic canyon]

sun silver: the planet

[near star]

@exotic canyon, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[sudden basin]

Sun Silver actually sounds cool

too bad they already used the word silver, and stopped doing the color thing

[winged crest]

I don't thing that's what Bon meant

[wintry rampart]

ngl dub kakyoin kinda sounds like yandere dev

[hot skiff]

Not really

[wintry rampart]

a little bit

[placid quiver]

in what world

[cunning mason]

DIO

DIO: I've already taken care of Kakyoin, too.

DIO: Polnareff must be hiding somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter.

DIO: You're next, Jotaro!

​

JOTARO: You bastard. DIO!

​

DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

Even Though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, dead Joseph pics

like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments

before the chime?

​

JOTARO: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

​

DIO: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.

ta zajebista scena z mangi co tak do siebie podchodza

​

JOTARO: Ora!

​

DIO: Too slow, too slow! The World is the ultimate Stand. Even without his power to stop

time, his speed and power far exceed that of your Star Platinum.

​

JOTARO: So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Not much range, but immense power

and precise movements.

​

DIO: I wanted to try a little test to find out just how much more powerful The World was,

compared to your Stand.

DIO: Though it appears a test was hardly necessary.

​

JOTARO: Test? Is that what you call just patting me, and not even enough to hurt?

JOTARO: Well, i guess you ripped my 20,000 yen pants, though.

​

DIO: Why are you Joestars so stubborn about admitting defeat?

DIO: Hmph. I suppose I shall rise to your shilly provocation, and test you just a bit more.

The World wali piachy na standa Jotaro

Jotaro zadrapuje policzek Dio

Muda muda vs Ora Ora

​

DIO: So my The World's power and precision are both superior! I've seen enough. I'm satisfied.

I will end you now!

DIO: I have decided that I will show no mercy when fighting one of the Joestar bloodline,

but will kill them instantly!

ora ora ora ora

DIO: The way to end you is with The World's true power!

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!

[storm turtle]

god

[hot skiff]

Memorable lines

[fiery sapphire]

does anyone have a soft spot when dogs die?

[wintry rampart]

I just remembered

That Hol Horse was voiced by Mojo Jojo in the OVA

dub

[wintry rampart]

cough

you can't spell idiot without dio

[hot skiff]

I---t

[winged crest]

You can't spell idiot without Dio?!

Well observe this
Dumbass

Imbecile

[hot skiff]

Stupid

[winged crest]

^

We are big braining

[lapis shale]

Yare Yarede Zu...

[near star]

@lapis shale, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[lapis shale]

Are

Are you kidding me

Is this a joke

I am literally the strongest stand user ever

Bitch fight me

[wintry rampart]

This is annoying

[winged crest]

The rp?

[polar sedge]

eee

[valid steeple]

The Emerald Splash Mountain, a water slide ride where no one can deflect the Emerald Fun!

[hollow plume]

kakyoinland

[gloomy cargo]

polnareff land is better

[valid steeple]

It's a ride in Polnareff Land

Haven't you been to Polnareff Land smh

[thorny pelican]

🍒🍩🤛

[low arrow]

"DIO!" Jotaro shouted. "Jotaro!" Dio muttered under his breath. Then he pointed to the others. "Get back here!" "Okay." One of the girls called back as they started to get ready to battle, sakura twitching as she kept running with Jotaro in tow. "Fight!" He whispered back. Dio laughed as Jotaro attempted to make up some excuse as to why he was here. They were outside, where the sun was going down and he was going to have the ungodly time fighting these sakura. The rain began to come down and it dampened their clothes and drenched Jotaro's under-garments in the process. Dio walked right into the sharp rise in his chest I loved this scene

[torpid veldt]

Telence is a cutie

[noble ice]

Yare Yare

[placid quiver]

dawa

[noble ice]

Sutando tsukai

[placid quiver]

*stando tsukai

[red terrace]

no they're right it's sutando

[sudden basin]

there are no consonant sounds in japanese that arent immediately followed by a vowel, except for n

(and "ch', "ts", "sh", etc. are one sound each)

[reef kayak]

Hermit Purple THE WORLD

[placid quiver]

hm ok

[wheat junco]

Hello

Well because u know like dio where he goes and

Does all this stuff

Like beheading people

[winged lintel]

Even like ebony devil chopped the front skin of a dudes face off

And anne and the ape

[worldly ginkgo]

A man has a nail magnetically shoved through his cheek with bloody results. A woman is magnetically crushed between two cars as blood spurts from her mouth. She survives, but every bone in her body is broken.

I think they use too much descriptive language

[wheat junco]

Oh

Ya

[worldly ginkgo]

Otherwise it wouldn’t sound too bad

[wheat junco]

That was Mariah

It does not even show her crushed

[winged lintel]

I could find more than 86 instances of violence in stardust alone

[worldly ginkgo]

Yeah and the injuries and stuff

How would they know

[wheat junco]

Ya

[winged lintel]

The show says it

The narrator comes in

And says that all her bones were broken

[worldly ginkgo]

But it’s just innocent humans

Most of the time

[wheat junco]

Yes

[worldly ginkgo]

Like when they ran over the sidewalk

[wheat junco]

But Mariah was

[worldly ginkgo]

Who’s Mariah again

[wheat junco]

Like bad person

[worldly ginkgo]

I’m on part 8

[wheat junco]

Outlet

Girl

[worldly ginkgo]

Oh yeah she’s hot

[wheat junco]

Who shocks

Ya

[winged lintel]

Mariah is magnet girl

[wheat junco]

Yes

But she get crushed

[worldly ginkgo]

Yeah

[low arrow]

That ep was weird

[worldly ginkgo]

I remember now

[wheat junco]

Yeah

[worldly ginkgo]

Joseph and avdol

[wheat junco]

You know which was weirder

Baby wiener

[worldly ginkgo]

Even if you were a kid watching that scene you probably wouldn’t understand

[wheat junco]

Ya

[low arrow]

To me it was 2 old men being forced into sex positions in front of children on accident

[worldly ginkgo]

I found it hilarious tbh

[wheat junco]

Ya

[low arrow]

Same

[wheat junco]

It was funny

I feel bad for the children

[low arrow]

I don’t

[wheat junco]

In the show tho

Oop

[low arrow]

They never looked away

[wheat junco]

[worldly ginkgo]

Jojo no kimyou na bouken

[wheat junco]

Remember the time

[near star]

@wheat junco, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

[worldly ginkgo]

Nice autocorrect

[wheat junco]

Joseph was looking at

[worldly ginkgo]

Lisa

[wheat junco]

His mom

[worldly ginkgo]

Yes

Don’t watch jojo around your parents

Like ever

[wheat junco]

Ya

If they saw that

[low arrow]

Jojo no Kim you’re name boulevard

[wheat junco]

They would be like

[worldly ginkgo]

They’d probably get paranoid

[hot skiff]

They'll assume you're gay

[winged lintel]

Ive watched through it with my mom lol

[worldly ginkgo]

what the

How old are you

[wheat junco]

Was that to explicit

[winged lintel]

Yall are bonkers

Im 18

[wheat junco]

15

[low arrow]

I’ve been convincing my mum to watch it

[hot skiff]

What's your mom opinion?

About it

[winged lintel]

She likes it

[worldly ginkgo]

There’s gay people in it so my mom would rage

Smfh

[winged lintel]

I think she put fullmetal alchemist over it

[wheat junco]

I showed my step dad

He thinks it’s boring

Oop

[winged lintel]

But she liked it enough to watch all 5 parts lmao

[worldly ginkgo]

My dad caught me watching anime once

He said I’m wasting my time

[wheat junco]

My parents only watched

Episode 1 and 2

[low arrow]

The point is that you watch it to waste time

[wheat junco]

Of part 1

[winged lintel]

We all have our hobbies

[wheat junco]

They said it was too dark

[winged lintel]

My dad has spent thousands of dollars on board games so like

[wheat junco]

Bc Danny

[worldly ginkgo]

Bruh

[winged lintel]

He is in no place to judge my hobby choice

[wheat junco]

Yeah

Wait

[worldly ginkgo]

?

[wheat junco]

What if dio was not ded

[low arrow]

Where’s the emoji of [redacted] choking?

[wheat junco]

What if dio took over erinas body

[worldly ginkgo]

Erina?

[wheat junco]

Yes

[worldly ginkgo]

I know who she is but

How would he

[wheat junco]

He would be like

I want your body erina

[worldly ginkgo]

Oh you mean with flying head

[low arrow]

Then part 3 would happen but Dio wouldn’t know that the Joestars were coming for him bc no vine stand

[worldly ginkgo]

Yeah

[wheat junco]

What if dio

Was speedwagon

[worldly ginkgo]

Then

part 1, fin.

[wheat junco]

Oop

Why did they show Lisa Lisa naked

[low arrow]

What if Dio helped them save Holy?

[wheat junco]

Well

[worldly ginkgo]

Fan service probably

[wheat junco]

Then part 3 would be very short

[low arrow]

It’s not like he was trying to kill the joestars

Well

[wheat junco]

He just wanted to be rich boi

[low arrow]

He only tried to kill them because they were going to kill him

[hot skiff]

Dio save Holly by killing himself

[wheat junco]

Why did we have to see

Lisa Lisa naked

[winged lintel]

[hot skiff]

Fan service

[worldly ginkgo]

^

[winged lintel]

The actual reason

[wheat junco]

Why tho

[low arrow]

What if Jonathan told dio “hey why don’t we become rich by making a business with speedwagon?”

[wheat junco]

Who would wanna see that

[winged lintel]

Is so joseph saw suzie q

[wheat junco]

Oh

[worldly ginkgo]

Could’ve been done in a didfrrrnt way

[winged lintel]

I guess

But also who cares

[worldly ginkgo]

Dude you’re acting like there aren’t a billion horny boys on this planet

[wheat junco]

At least we never saw any other characters naked right?

Right?

[winged lintel]

polnareff

[wheat junco]

Oh

[low arrow]

[redacted]

[wheat junco]

Naked baby wiener

[winged lintel]

Dio is mostly nude for a lot of part 3

Shush

[worldly ginkgo]

Oh wait

[wheat junco]

But dio fricks

People

[worldly ginkgo]

I didn’t even mean that

I meant the bath thing

[wheat junco]

Imagine if they showed

[winged lintel]

Im aware

[wheat junco]

Joseph naked

[winged lintel]

This is the part 3 channel

[wheat junco]

In part 2

[worldly ginkgo]

But now I just realised

Haha

[winged lintel]

Anne is nude

[worldly ginkgo]

I mean the pillarmen are nearly naked

[winged lintel]

For a bit

[worldly ginkgo]

Yes

[low arrow]

Was Elisi a pedophile?

[winged lintel]

The pillarmen yeah

[wheat junco]

Ya

But why they show Anne naked

[worldly ginkgo]

No shit alessi was a massive nonce

[winged lintel]

Not explicitly

[worldly ginkgo]

Because

[wheat junco]

She like 10

[worldly ginkgo]

Buzz are

Bizzare

[wheat junco]

Yes I know

[low arrow]

The Orangutan was naked

[worldly ginkgo]

Andxmonkey

[wheat junco]

They only show towel

[worldly ginkgo]

I can’t type

[hot skiff]

^

[winged lintel]

Because japan has different cultural standards than the west

[wheat junco]

Yens

[worldly ginkgo]

Also

It’s kinda realistic in some ways

[winged crest]

Admin talks about future part characters

[worldly ginkgo]

LMAO

[winged lintel]

you rite

[winged crest]

Lol

[hot skiff]

Ban Carco

[winged lintel]

I delete

[worldly ginkgo]

L

[wheat junco]

Ok

Don’t they show holly naked 2

[worldly ginkgo]

Kinda

[winged lintel]

But like araki was very inspired by renaissance sculptures and artwork

[wheat junco]

Bc her stand tie around her

[worldly ginkgo]

From the back

[wheat junco]

Yes

[worldly ginkgo]

Avdol is a true loyal man

[low arrow]

I dont remember holy being naked

[winged lintel]

And most of those dont have the western taboo of nudity

[winged crest]

And front

[wheat junco]

Araki is very good artist man

[winged lintel]

Like people around that time found inherent beauty in the human form and that inspires a lot of jojo

So it isnt a surprise that people are nude or close to nude a lot

[wheat junco]

Yes

[torpid veldt]

Araki is god

[wheat junco]

Humans are noice

[winged lintel]

Pick up manga in theory and practice from your local book store

Arakis book on writing

[worldly ginkgo]

Ok I gotta head to school

[wheat junco]

[worldly ginkgo]

arrivederci

[wheat junco]

Remember the time

[low arrow]

[wheat junco]

Marina did brest expansion with metal stuff

[winged lintel]

She sure did

[wheat junco]

Why tho

[winged crest]

Hmmm intensifies

[winged lintel]

Is that really a question?

[wheat junco]

[winged lintel]

It was comedic

[low arrow]

Fan service

[wheat junco]

Is it so Joseph does this

[winged lintel]

[wheat junco]

[hot skiff]

Don't ask why, ask when

[winged lintel]

Its not really designed as fan service

Its just a joke

[winged crest]

Also to try and shoot Joseph and Avdol

[wheat junco]

I think this emote answers the question

Yens

[low arrow]

[winged lintel]

About metal making her clothes pick out and joseph making a funny

[wheat junco]

I also like cherry

[low arrow]

Relorelorelorelorelo

[wheat junco]

Joseph funny

[winged lintel]

Like sure you could ask why about a lot of things in jojo

But if you remove it it removes part of the flair

[wheat junco]

[hot skiff]

Oh yeah, the woman that helped baby Pol also naked

[winged lintel]

Does it count if shes a fetus

[low arrow]

Why does the mask turn dio vampire

[wheat junco]

Yes

Bc the mask just does that

[hot skiff]

I mean before she turned into fetus

[winged lintel]

Well actually the mask turns humans into the peak form that they can achieve

As the stone masks were not designed for humans they were designed for the pillar men

But when used on a human it unlocks their brain turning them into a vampire

[winged crest]

She was in underwear before she became a fetus

[wheat junco]

Well after she turned back in to human this happened

[low arrow]

I thought they were designed for pillar men to turn humans to vampires for them to eat

[wheat junco]

Yens

[wintry rampart]

Pillar men are brutal

[wheat junco]

What if kars won

[winged crest]

JoJo over

[winged lintel]

Nope

[low arrow]

Then no jotaro

[winged lintel]

The stone masks just happened to turn humans into vampires

[wheat junco]

What would kars do

[low arrow]

It would skip to part 5

[wintry rampart]

Die

[winged lintel]

idk take over the earth or something

THIS IS STARDUST

[wintry rampart]

Shut up tico

[wheat junco]

Imagine ultimate kars vs The world dio

Who would win

[winged lintel]

Ultimate kars smokes

[wintry rampart]

Neither

[winged crest]

Ultimate Kars wins

[wheat junco]

But dio can stop time

[winged lintel]

Ultimate kars cant be killed by dio

[wintry rampart]

Its a unstopable force vs an inmovable object

[wheat junco]

Oh

Oop

[winged crest]

He can't kill Kars

[wheat junco]

What if kars

[winged lintel]

Dio at his peak can only stop time for 11 seconds

[wheat junco]

Tries to kill dio

[winged lintel]

And theres a refractory period

[wintry rampart]

He stopped time for 9 seconds

Not 11

[winged lintel]

Kars literally just needs to walk into dio

[wheat junco]

Lol

[wintry rampart]

10 and 11 were from jotaro

[winged lintel]

really youre gonna argue me on dios seconds right now

is this how you want to spend your night

[wintry rampart]

Jotaro states he stopped time

And its morning for me

[winged crest]

Morning here too

[wintry rampart]

9 30 am to be exact

[wheat junco]

Why is dio

Sexy

[hot skiff]

Ask Araki

[wheat junco]

[winged crest]

Because he is DIO

[wintry rampart]

Thats how araki made him

[wheat junco]

But he stole Johnothon body

So he kind of cheated

[wintry rampart]

How badly does one misspell jonathan

[winged lintel]

He was sexy in part 1

[winged crest]

Y u do dis

[wheat junco]

And he got power from mask

So he kind of cheated

[winged lintel]

I mean he had to kill his step dad

[wheat junco]

Oh

[wintry rampart]

P1 dio a virgin until 100 years later

[wheat junco]

Ya that was bad

[winged crest]

He still never fucked with his own dick

[hot skiff]

^

[winged lintel]

Lets move on

[wheat junco]

Ok

[wintry rampart]

Jack the ripper btw

[wheat junco]

U mean horse man

[winged lintel]

And so jack the ripper jumped out of the horse

[wheat junco]

And then died

[wintry rampart]

The horse was still standing too

Im more referring what maniac said but then deleted

[wheat junco]

Ok I will go to bed

[wintry rampart]

At least i think thats what happened

[wheat junco]

Yes

Wine don’t spill

What would u do if you were dio

[winged lintel]

Probably eliminate the joestar bloodline

[wheat junco]

How

[winged crest]

Send all my Tarot card stand users

At once

[wheat junco]

Ya

Imagine all of them just

In Japan with Jotaro

Jotaro would have been fricked

The that ends JoJo

[winged crest]

They'd be fucked of when they got to Singapore the entire hotel was rented by DIO

[wheat junco]

If I were dio

I would eliminate JoJo siwa immediately

Ok I sleep

[wintry rampart]

I would flex my muscles to steal everyones girl

[spark plaza]

What if dio was good boi

And was raised by the joestars and not the brandos

[potent relic]

He would be gentleman

[near star]

@potent relic, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[hot skiff]

The whole series would never happen

[spark plaza]

What if the show was JOJO and DIO's bizarre adventure

And the first people they fight was the pillar men

And dio was made vampiric by the pillar men

So he pulled a speed wagon and helped all the jojos

but like the speedwagon foundation was still there

[placid quiver]

despretly trying not to spoil

[spark plaza]

[wheat junco]

[spark plaza]

Wait a minute what was dio's goal in part 3 again

[ebon ingot]

to conquer humanity

[spark plaza]

oh

[hollow plume]

i dont think spoilers for future parts are allowed even with the spoiler tag

[spark plaza]

SHit

uhm

put you fell for it fool

[hollow plume]

fell for what

ive already read most of part 6

[wheat junco]

What do u think of

Hol horse and boingo ending

[hot skiff]

Actually good ending

[wheat junco]

Why is holhorses stand just

GUN

[hot skiff]

Why not?

[wheat junco]

It gun

Wait

How come oningo and boingo and holhorse and boingo are both marked for kids

Most videos with oingo or boingo are marked for kids

[swift light]

What

[wheat junco]

The question

[upper flare]

Thoth over heaven

[torpid veldt]

i read thot

[hollow plume]

T H O T A S C E N D E D

[placid quiver]

you mean toth not thoth

thoth is the name of a deck of cards, toth is the god

[wintry rampart]

starrdost croosayders

[gloomy cargo]

thot cards

[torpid veldt]

Thot

[red terrace]

It is actually Tohth

[wintry rampart]

Tarot Cards

[upper flare]

Alright, Tohth/Toth over heaven

[placid quiver]

i thought i was missing a letter

thx huss

[cold maple]

Boring part

[noble ice]

ur boring

this was best part up to 5

[ebon ingot]

lol 2 and 4 were both better than 3

[humble quartz]

One thing I can never wrap my head around the rules of stands is that
No human can hit em
No normal human can see em
And the third rule

But everyone can see yellow temperance

He even says so himself

The rules break 8 episodes in

[ebon ingot]

some are exceptions

[humble quartz]

Yes but from my memory he is the only stand all can see
And the human can’t hit stands rules just doesn’t matter at all at this point of the fucking doctor was chopping Sex Pistols

[cunning mason]

DIO: I've already taken care of Kakyoin, too.

DIO: Polnareff must be hiding somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter.

DIO: You're next, Jotaro!

​

JOTARO: You bastard. DIO!

​

DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

Even Though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, dead Joseph pics

like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments

before the chime?

​

JOTARO: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

​

DIO: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.

ta zajebista scena z mangi co tak do siebie podchodza

​

JOTARO: Ora!

​

DIO: Too slow, too slow! The World is the ultimate Stand. Even without his power to stop

time, his speed and power far exceed that of your Star Platinum.

​

JOTARO: So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Not much range, but immense power

and precise movements.

​

DIO: I wanted to try a little test to find out just how much more powerful The World was,

compared to your Stand.

DIO: Though it appears a test was hardly necessary.

​

JOTARO: Test? Is that what you call just patting me, and not even enough to hurt?

JOTARO: Well, i guess you ripped my 20,000 yen pants, though.

​

DIO: Why are you Joestars so stubborn about admitting defeat?

DIO: Hmph. I suppose I shall rise to your shilly provocation, and test you just a bit more.

The World wali piachy na standa Jotaro

Jotaro zadrapuje policzek Dio

Muda muda vs Ora Ora

​

DIO: So my The World's power and precision are both superior! I've seen enough. I'm satisfied.

I will end you now!

DIO: I have decided that I will show no mercy when fighting one of the Joestar bloodline,

but will kill them instantly!

ora ora ora ora

DIO: The way to end you is with The World's true power!

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!

[noble ice]

cringe

[cunning mason]

Bruh

How

Dare

U

@noble ice u a stupido

[noble ice]

@cunning mason Kill da Ho Beeeetch!

[humble quartz]

People who say dio would be a good dad are the same people that eat orange juice with their cereal instead of milk

[upper flare]

also #jojo-overall-discussion

[ebon ingot]

you're the only one who brought up said part 5 character but ok

[arctic vigil]

He didnt do anything for what i know

[spark plaza]

"The World wali piachy na standa Jotaro

Jotaro zadrapuje policzek Dio"

Which language this

[velvet grove]

Polish?

[spark plaza]

[velvet grove]

Russian maybe,

?*

Idk

Why u asking

[spark plaza]

I wanna know what it mean

[near star]

@spark plaza, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !

[exotic canyon]

definitely not russian lol

[velvet grove]

Aight

[spark plaza]

So I can google translate or sumpn

[velvet grove]

Hm

[exotic canyon]

Its polish

[velvet grove]

Yes

Yee

[spark plaza]

I coulda just done that

[exotic canyon]

Jotaro will scratch Dio's cheek 😳

[spark plaza]

Damn this some next level fight

[wintry rampart]

[ruby lintel]

Zadrapuje isn't in future tense, it's in present

Jotaro scratches Dio's cheek

Also no idea what kind of a slang phrase walić piachy is but I assume it has a meaning close to "making someone bite the dust"

Both of these things happened in the actual Jotaro vs Dio fight

[wintry egret]

jebac disa

[ruby lintel]

[velvet grove]

Ебане мой рот блять

[wintry egret]

adgsdfg sdfg dsf gfdgdfg

[hollow plume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y4u-rHGZ_I&list=PLUfeJky4iLKksVdcy-4SY8v0J-aGYCnco&index=370 this video almost made me cry lol

[wintry rampart]

isnt hermit purple and the passion stands that are supposed to work well with hamon

because both vines of the two stands are hamon conducters

and surprisingly the two users who have it are elite hamon users

shouldn't joseph be using that shit more with hamon

well i mean if he did, dio wouldve been fucked regardless if he has the most broken stand or not

speaking of that if dio had any other stand that isnt thw world kakyoin wouldve bodied him

[winged crest]

You mean if he had any stand other then a certain few

[wintry rampart]

@wintry rampart passion isnt the name of jonathan's hermit purple

[neon canyon]

That's what people call it though @wintry rampart

[near star]

@neon canyon, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[wintry rampart]

Well thats factually incorrect @neon canyon

[neon canyon]

Ik

[wintry rampart]

Passion is exclusive to jorge joeestar

A non canon novel

[neon canyon]

I just call it "hermit purple but better"

[wintry rampart]

The official name is just jonathan's stand

[red terrace]

@wintry rampart the official name is Joestar Stand

wait no that's what the wiki calls it

[hollow plume]

whos jorge

[wintry rampart]

@hollow plume jorge joestar is a novel

[hollow plume]

o ok

[upper flare]

I hate how long this is. There’s 2 30+ episode seasons

[torpid veldt]

too short for me

[wintry rampart]

incorrect

its 24 episodes

per season

[winged crest]

And it is the length it needs to be

Unless you are special and prefer the Ova

Unless you are special and prefer the Ova

[low arrow]

Unless you are special and prefer the Ova

[hot skiff]

Why'd you typed it twice?

[wintry rampart]

discord internet problems

[winged crest]

I didn't xD
Fuck u Discord

[hot skiff]

Oof

[old isle]

Just finished reading the DIO's World Arc

I still can't believe the fight lasted 150 seconds...

[winged crest]

Now just think of it going in anime time where somebody can say all that that fast

[spark plaza]

How did Jotaro learn "toki wo tomare"
did he always have it and never use it or realised he could use it too because he was conscious during the time stop zone

[wintry rampart]

magnet trick

[spark plaza]

wait wait

I thought that was to fool DIO

[wintry rampart]

nope

it was to see if he could move in stopped time

the magnets wouldnt connect in stopped time

since jotaro isnt moving

[spark plaza]

Damn Ima go rewatch the fight real quick

which episode does it start from

[wintry rampart]

22?

i dunno

but trying to fool dio to get close like that is a pretty stupid idea

[spark plaza]

Fuck it Ima just watch a really edited version on youtube

[subtle inlet]

does someone here have a torrent for the dub?

[spark plaza]

Why not stream?

[subtle inlet]

oh i watche dit

i just like to have everything offline

[spark plaza]

oh

Kissanime.ru has the download links

[eager shore]

Wasn't the magnet trick a bait so he could land a punch

[subtle inlet]

ya ik but clicking every single one is tedious

xD

but guess ill go do that

[spark plaza]

@subtle inlet
https://www.anirena.com/index.php?s=stardust

[graceful echo]

Whats the thing joseph does when jotaro pulls out kakyoins flesh bud

It burns or smth

Like

[subtle inlet]

huh

[near star]

@subtle inlet, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[subtle inlet]

hamon?

wait

[graceful echo]

Whats that?

[eager shore]

Haha comedy

[subtle inlet]

are u a part skipper

oof

go watch part 1 and 2

[graceful echo]

JK JK JK

[spark plaza]

I'm not sure if that has dubs tho

but try that site @subtle inlet

[subtle inlet]

i dont think dubs on there also looked on other sites but well

guess ill do every one by itself

[spark plaza]

F

feels bad

[graceful echo]

👀

[spark plaza]

If you use chrome go into chrome://flags and enable parallel downloading for faster downloading

[subtle inlet]

huh

damn

nice

ty

man kissanime doesnt have all of them in 1080p

blows

[spark plaza]

[gloomy cargo]

😔

[subtle inlet]

man its a sin that the dub shortens the openigns

[spark plaza]

What now

[graceful echo]

Jojo

[wintry rampart]

joj

[graceful echo]

I love joj

[subtle inlet]

i love kak

[wintry egret]

i love DIO sama

[near star]

@wintry egret, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[gloomy cargo]

i love DIO sama too

😳

[arctic trail]

i love joot joot, dio sama, oldseph and polpol

[mellow kernel]

What is the engrish in the dub like

[wintry rampart]

Shit

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[wintry rampart]

Its shit

[wintry egret]

thats not dio pose

you arent naked

[placid quiver]

you shouldn't be on discord if you're under 13, much less post photos of yourself

[tawny kayak]

Oh

[ebon ingot]

jesus how many children r on here

[nova heath]

Guys today i made epic video in school with freinds. im Jotaro, and dont judge we just had fun https://youtu.be/Kk6_ATiwodQ

[placid quiver]

jaaaaayjo

[torpid veldt]

[finite pendant]

epic

[vital schooner]

Fun Fact: After Jotaro donuts DIO into the jewlery store, he actually lands next to a book store, which explains where he got the books that he stuffed into his clothing.

[hot skiff]

But didn't show the scene when he bought/stole the books

[vital schooner]

Why would they

[hot skiff]

Letting us to know it before Jotaro uses it against Dio

[vital schooner]

Just use context clues

Also showing it off beforehand would ruin the reveal

[ebon ingot]

huh i never noticed that

thats cool

[wintry rampart]

@nova heath thats the type of stuff my friends and I do when no one is looking, but its pretty funny.

[nova heath]

@wintry rampart it was aloy of fun, thank you

[low arrow]

The only thing that couldn’t deflect the emerald splash was the clock

[wintry rampart]

wait

y o u a r e c o r r e c t

[old isle]

When Polnareff got punched by DIO after he almost killed him, 100 seconds have passed since Kakyoin's death...
When DIO got defeated, 150 seconds have passed...

I understand the Fight wasn't long because of the Time Stops but... wow...

[low arrow]

my friend was doing tarot readings and i got The Chariot

[charred cobalt]

Niceee

[low arrow]

SILVAA CHARIOTT

I'm happy to be the french idiot

[torpid veldt]

interesting

[wintry rampart]

except polnareff isnt an idiot

[onyx skiff]

Hon hon baguette crossiant

[charred cobalt]

Bonfire starting arguements like usual

[wintry rampart]

just correcting people

if every message i send is an argument to you you gotta change your view on me

[onyx skiff]

baguette man is sad you called him stupid

[charred cobalt]

🤓

[low arrow]

I never said he wasn't a lovable idiot

Polnareff will always be my idiot

[onyx skiff]

[wintry rampart]

must you spam emotes @onyx skiff

They even admited to doing it in gen chat before doing it lmao

[onyx skiff]

I am doing emote for every part

[wintry rampart]

why

[onyx skiff]

Just cuz

[winged crest]

Also Dex Bon didn't say you didn't call Polnareff a lovable idiot

He said "Polnareff isn't an idiot"

[wintry rampart]

i feel like erik is either the only person who gets my points or hes my fanboy

[winged crest]

I get your points

If i was a fanboy I wouldn't have for like 20 mins debated that one stands original ability with u

[low arrow]

I know he didn't say i didnt call him a lovable idiot

I should have highlighted the word lovable so it was in the right tone

[winged crest]

But the point was about the not an idiot tho

[red terrace]

Part 3 minor villains in a nutshell:
We were bad but now we're retired

[wheat junco]

Stardust

[mortal comet]

Not that it would be useful, but Kakyoin could theoretically wear Hierophant Green by wrapping it around him

[near star]

@mortal comet, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[graceful echo]

||kono dio da!||

[wintry rampart]

[red terrace]

Does anyone have a photo of Jotaro, Joseph, Avdol, Kakyoin, Polnareff and Iggy together?

[hot skiff]

@red terrace

[winged crest]

What you need em for Huss?

[red terrace]

Nah i just waant them

Wait where is iggy

@hot skiff

[winged crest]

@red terrace between Kakyoin and Joseph

[hot skiff]

There's Iggy though

[red terrace]

Ooooo i see him

[spark plaza]

Why not use the photo they took in Egypt

[hot skiff]

I think huss already had it

[wintry rampart]

Duel 1971 vroom vroom

[wintry stag]

doesnt Joseph use Hamon like 3 times

in this part

[tawny kayak]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/f46g9r/wha/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[north flare]

old

[red terrace]

@tawny kayak wrong chanel

channel*

[drowsy wyvern]

I just wanted to see caesar in this part, even death

Imaginate, caesar vs joseph old

[wintry rampart]

caesar wouldve forced joseph to do hamon training

therefore he would look like he's in his mid 20's like lisa lisa when she was 52 which would make him probably use his stand more with hamon which would make him pretty powerful similiar to jotaro, or even better, but joseph isnt allowed to be cool outside of part 2, so caesar had to be killed off

and now that i think about it, he wouldve probably saved kakyoin in caesar was alive

if not he or caesar might kill dio

because hamon

he wouldnt forget to conduct hermit purple with hamon before using it on dio, so dio would be toasted before getting a chance to stop time

and caesar would probably finish dio off if joseph didnt, if not jotaro would juat like he does

in short caesar would just make the crew overpowered

with whatever stand he would have, probably something similiar to hermit purple too but whatever

[hot skiff]

Ah, Caesar might gonna train hamon to Jotaro

And maybe it's possible for him to have a stand

[wintry rampart]

jotaro would probably tell him to shut up

[hot skiff]

Not sure

[wintry rampart]

and jotaro smokes like a motherfucker so he wouldnt use hamon correctly

[hot skiff]

Oh right, I forgot he smokes

[wintry rampart]

he literally has a trick where he smokes 5 cigarettes and flips all 5 of them into his mouth

[hot skiff]

Yeahh

But wait

Lisa Lisa also smokes

[wintry rampart]

Sent a FR by accident? @hot skiff

[hot skiff]

Yes, my bad

[wintry rampart]

Its nothing

[hot skiff]

[red terrace]

Lol calling Joseph not cool in part 3 when that's the best version of Joseph

ight

[eager shore]

he doesn't get enough chances to shine

and mostly just screams OH NO, which is funny

but its not really cool

[verbal ibex]

joseph was awesome in part 3

i like him better in part 2 but part 3 joseph was pretty great

[winged crest]

I think Joseph is great

But another fight or two where he got to kick ass would have been awesome

[onyx grotto]

cool i just finished sc

[wintry rampart]

Cool

[tight citrus]

Rewatching part 3 and only just realised end of the world teased the battle with dio

Rewatching part 3 and only just realised end of the world teased the battle with dio

[torpid veldt]

gg

[sweet folio]

Why My stand is star platinum

[wintry rampart]

Random

[wintry rampart]

so

ummmmm

hi

[spark plaza]

ok

[wintry rampart]

i like how hermit purple ia better than star platinum, only in the jojo server

[winged crest]

What?

[placid quiver]

Imagine baiting

[wintry rampart]

[wintry rampart]

imagine lesbian baiting

this post was made by beach boy gang

[ebon ingot]

i always put on Walk Like an Egyptian when i’m walking home from my bass lessons because it makes me feel like a badass 17 year old man in Egypt

also the bass line lowkey slaps

[wintry rampart]

I listen to Last Train Home at 7 AM when going to school

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[wintry rampart]

Or late at night, song is great when tired

[wintry rampart]

Can someone explain why Jotaro's hair is apart of his hat?

Or is it the opposite?

[ripe wharf]

no

[wintry rampart]

wdym?

[ripe wharf]

No one has been able to fully comprehend Jotaro's hat

[gloomy cargo]

legend has it that jotaro's hat got stuck on his head so his hair just grew into it

[hot skiff]

But remember when he dropped his hat and Iggy picked it up

[ripe wharf]

yeah

[hot skiff]

I just think the hair at the behind of the hat is just its design

[placid quiver]

originally the hat back was normal and his hair just went up around it, but it slowly morphed into what we see when it gets blown off with iggy

[ripe wharf]

The hat has become part of his nervous system

[gloomy cargo]

the hat has a mind of its own

[placid quiver]

*who goes near him at all

dude read

[wheat junco]

What do u think is the most forgettable stand in this pert

@hazy night

[hazy night]

What

Hmm