#stardust-crusaders

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arctic trail
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not a boomer

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btw

wintry rampart
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lowkey though

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part 2 joseph best jojo

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he has so much terrible downgrades in part 3

arctic trail
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highkey i'd say yes

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but i'm not done yet with all the parts

wintry rampart
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which part you at

arctic trail
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but yeah, let's mutilate best boi because muh jotaro

6--->7

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hell, i'll add it to my nick name lol

wintry rampart
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poor fools who like joseph as their jojo, only until they go further can they find the true jojo

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good idea

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bruh moment

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so is the part 6 protagonist best jojo

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i read part 7

arctic trail
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hmmm

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which one do you mean bonfire

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you can redact it

wintry rampart
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well it depends on your taste

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i mean 3-8

arctic trail
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jotaro is easily second best

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from what i've seen on 4 or 5 tho

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🤷‍♂️

wintry rampart
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hmm

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uses missing kakyoin against rubber soul

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Bruh

opal finch
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young joseph can't do the "oh no" and "oh my god" like old joseph

wintry rampart
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@ araki my man where is the spinoff story where oingo beats the everloving crap out of hol horse for kidnapping his brother?

arctic trail
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experience

wintry rampart
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Kakyoin be like ||Donut time||

placid quiver
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you don't gotta censor stuff

wintry rampart
wary phoenix
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Finally finished Part 3. Now to a trip to a Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town.

placid quiver
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thasa spoiler 👀

weary turret
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OP titles are not spoilers

placid quiver
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i would say they are, but YoU'rE a MoD

weary turret
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spoilers go by the manga

placid quiver
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ah ok

wintry rampart
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@wary phoenix so how was it?

wary phoenix
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Good. I prefer still prefer Joseph to Jotaro as a JoJo.

wintry rampart
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true

wary phoenix
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DIO's a better antagonist than Kars.

wintry rampart
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yes

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explain the """""""""""""""good""""""""""""

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joseph best jojo

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carisma

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also being an edgy vampire isnt cool

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yep

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but i respect your oppinion

wary phoenix
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I like the general idea of Stardust Crusaders, with the tribute to Jules Verne's Around 「The World」 in 80 Days.

wintry rampart
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yep

wary phoenix
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Also it's far more batshit than Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency.

wintry rampart
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batshit?

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explain

wary phoenix
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I mean, we got a pedophile orangutan who's stand is a boat.

wintry rampart
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hahahahahha

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Araki is a creative guy

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Part 2, Nazi Cyborg

wary phoenix
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We got a baby with a dream stand who got fed his own shit.

wintry rampart
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If you are taking that non realistic things in consideration, you shouldn't watch jojo

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xd

wary phoenix
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I know it's unrealistic.

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That's why I love this series.

wintry rampart
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yep

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So who was the best character in part 3, for you?

wary phoenix
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Muhammad Avdol

wintry rampart
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good choice

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his dead was unfair

wary phoenix
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wintry rampart
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yep

wary phoenix
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My man died twice in a row.

wintry rampart
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yep

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The chickens can't have food

wary phoenix
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At least he died to save Polnareff and Iggy.

wintry rampart
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yes..............

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................. f

wary phoenix
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His soul goes marching on.

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o7

low arrow
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I liked polnareff more tbh

winged crest
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MUHAMMAD AVDOL!? IS THAT REALLY YOU!?

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YES! I AAAM!

hallow ledge
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If araki used musical references instead of terot cards for part 3 I bet Murray would've been the name of dios stand

lone hatch
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chances are it would have been Holy Diver

hallow ledge
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Yeah that too

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Since Murray or holy diver would be Ronnie James Dio references

low arrow
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what would star be named?

torpid veldt
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hail to you

low arrow
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*Hell2U

dusk thorn
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YES I AM

near starBOT
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@dusk thorn, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !

placid quiver
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*tarot

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hm i should make a list of what the musical references for all the tarot stands would be

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bet rn emperor is love gun-

placid quiver
north flare
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yeah

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well avdol and enya but yeah

opal finch
placid quiver
opal finch
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oh sorry, i forgot it was a cigar

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censorship makes is so confusing

placid quiver
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cigar

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dawg what

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you mean cigarette

opal finch
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oh yeah

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i thought cigar = cigarette in english

placid quiver
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oh is english not your first language?

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then you get a pass

opal finch
wintry rampart
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I thought cigar was an english word too lol

placid quiver
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it is

wintry rampart
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?

obsidian kraken
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??

placid quiver
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hold on i'm explaing

opal finch
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i think cigar means... argh i don't know how to explain it xd

wintry rampart
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Cigars are the fat ones?

opal finch
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but it's still tobacco

obsidian kraken
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non-native english speakers rise up 🖐️

opal finch
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yes that

placid quiver
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generally there's a distinction between cigars and cigarettes; in earlier times, cigars were generally the sort of larger things smoked by men, while cigarette were smaller and more used by women. nowadays there's no gender distinction between the two, but they are still shaped differently and have a different effect from each other

opal finch
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the fat ones

placid quiver
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yes they are both tobacco

opal finch
wintry rampart
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Ah ok

opal finch
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well at least i passed

arctic trail
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huh

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til

wintry rampart
placid quiver
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seizure warning much?

arctic trail
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sheizure-chaaan

north flare
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indie did you have a seizure

wintry rampart
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I did

north flare
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good thing i dont have epilepsy

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i do however have eyes and that shit hurts to look at

worldly tide
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^

wintry rampart
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Ikr

worldly tide
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My head hurts

wintry rampart
opal finch
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i have eyes as well

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so i know that feel

frail ivy
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I finished it

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It was good

light dragon
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Part 3? Naisu

wintry rampart
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more than that

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a masterpiece from my point of view

midnight knot
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anyone think kakyoin got a worse beating than steely dan? dan took a longer beating but kakyoin's was getting shaken and strangled by the neck, face punched a dozen of times and it ends with him guzzling blood everywhere

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that always looked more brutal to me lol

placid quiver
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hm

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anytime i rewatch who will be the judge i'm like "DUDE CHILL-"

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maybe he did

winged crest
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Well Star Platinum did shatter Stelly Dan's... everything

eager shore
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he punches kak so hard that all the windows in the building break

placid quiver
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all the buildings of the building break then joot is missing for 50

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wonder how the school took it lmao

eager shore
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the speedwagon foundation probably fixed it

placid quiver
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speedweed always comes in clutch

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"what happened to that one kid jojo was talking with before he disapeared?"

weary turret
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dude they probably thought jotaro got arrested or something

crude pilot
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Iffy

light dragon
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Stay in school, Jotaro 😔

wintry rampart
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he did

midnight knot
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i feel bad for the nurse. she stabbed the eye of that random student in the 2nd episode and none of them know about stands. sooooo she probably lost her license or something not to mention the injuries she took in that fight

wintry rampart
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Poor nurse

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Fuck brainwashed Kakyoin

frail ivy
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What about the guy who wanted to propose to his girlfriend, but then his ring got stuck to Joseph

midnight knot
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don't mind if i do :>. j/k

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i felt bad for him too, hopefully it wasn't that expensive of a ring

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there was also that guy who was hammering stuff and then the nails flew into his face. he's gonna need some stitches

frail ivy
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Yeah

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And a tetanus shot

wintry rampart
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And also the people that tower of grey killed

frail ivy
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Cause of death: being near a Jojo

arctic trail
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that's the series motto right there

wicked moss
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You guys just straight up forgot about the dude Hol Horse shot

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Hol Horse shot this guy's ear off deadass and then in the same day he and his brother just end up in a car accident and probably died.

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And the beggar who was looking for DIO's Mansion and was killed by Pet Shop

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And that poor abused teenager who ended up possessed by Anubis and killed his family and then had his neck skewered.

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And the Doctor who operated on Joseph to remove The Empress

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There are a lot of innocent casualties in SDC.

frail ivy
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Non stand-users can't see the Emperor, but can they hear it?

wicked moss
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Oh yeah ENYABA KILLED AN ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN

frail ivy
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Is that guy deaf from having a gun fired right next to his ear?

wicked moss
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Assumedly if you can't see stands you also wouldn't be able to hear them

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And, moreover, Emperor doesn't actually ignite gunpowder to shoot its bullets.

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Since it's a stand.

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The bullets just kinda... Shoot with mental willpower.

frail ivy
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There's a sound effect when it shoots, it looks loud

wicked moss
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In fact they're not even real bullets. So really no part of the gun should create sound that people other than the stand users can hear.

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If it was something like Sex Pistols, where it's a real gun with a stand inside of it, then yeah.

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But if your stand talks to you, non-stand users can't hear it.

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So sound generated by stands isn't discernable to non-stand users.

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Emperor doesn't actually do anything that would create irl noise. There's no gunpowder, or lead, or spark, it's all just mental ghost stand ability.

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It's a ghost gun firing ghost bullets. You'd only hear a ricochet if the bullets hit something.

low arrow
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I've just realised

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in "The End of The World", Polnareff's Silver Chariot has 2 rapiers?

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which is confusing

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since the only point he dual weilds is the episode with Anubis which isn't a rapier

weary turret
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[2:58 PM] Prosecutor Spooks: Oh yeah ENYABA KILLED AN ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN
the town was an illusion. on top of a graveyard. the only real death was the foreign traveller who got caught up

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and non-stand users cannot see or hear Emperor

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(well enya died too i guess. but later)

frail ivy
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It's because two swords are cooler than one sword

low arrow
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damn thats a good point

arctic trail
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dual wielding swords

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pew pew

wintry rampart
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beautiful masterpiece

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saddest death music in jojo if you ask me

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yes it is

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or Last train home

feral elbow
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STAND UP, STAND UP, STAND UP,

hollow plume
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UCHI KOMU NO WA

feral elbow
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ALRIGHT NOW, ALRIGHT NOW, ALRIGHT NOW

hollow plume
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H O K O R I N O B U L L E T

arctic trail
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JOJO JOJO JOJO

feral elbow
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BREAK YOU DOWN BREAK YOU DOWN BREAK YOU DOWN

arctic trail
hollow plume
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(d o t h e l i n e)

placid quiver
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trishcry how do you fuck that up

hollow plume
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(D O T H E L I N E)

placid quiver
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punker i thought i could trust you

hollow plume
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(D O I T ⬆️ )

placid quiver
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do it yourself

arctic trail
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you can't

hollow plume
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fine ill do it

feral elbow
hollow plume
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K O B U S H I H A N A T S U

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S E I N A R U V I J O N S U T A N D P R O U D

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🎸

arctic trail
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da da da da DA DA

hollow plume
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finally

arctic trail
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The cycle is complete

hollow plume
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now we must move on to a new channel, and spread our plague

feral elbow
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YESYESYESYESYES yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes :

near starBOT
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@feral elbow, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

feral elbow
placid quiver
arctic trail
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Not like this

dark crag
minor zinc
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Yare yare daze

lapis geode
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yare yare, jiji.

wintry rampart
low arrow
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bruh i saw that yesterday and lost it lmao

hollow plume
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lmao

upper flare
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Funny enough Kakyoin’s real name is 'Tenmei', but Araki's editor misread it as 'Noriaki' (since the kanjis for both are 典明 (same logic for Josuke being a JoJo because the kanjis for '-suke' can also be read as '-jo')).

That mistake is referenced during the fight against Enya in her hotel. When Jotaro shows the guestbook, besides his own name being written as Qtaro (to trick Enya and reveal her true intentions), Kakyoin's name is written as 'Tenmei Kakyoin'

placid quiver
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coughing OH

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i mean i knew about the name thing

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but i didn't know it was in the guest book-

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i didn't realize that it was an editor thing that cause the name change

red terrace
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@upper flare really???

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sauce

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oh wait

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that was in a jojonium interview

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damn

frail ivy
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The hotel book also has "Josef Joestar"

hazy night
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What’s up

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What are you watching it on?

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Bc I tried using this one website and it gave me episodes ahead for ep1

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Oh

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They don’t have ep 1?

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I tried using a website and when I clicked ep 1 it was like some episode in the 20s

placid quiver
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dude just use vrv, it's free

hazy night
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Ok

light dragon
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@upper flare You weren't lying

eager shore
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I forget that he even has a first name

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Everyone always calls him kakyoin

frail ivy
wintry rampart
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Jan, P, Polnaref

eager shore
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It looks like it just says Joof Joestar at a glance

placid quiver
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joof

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joof and joot lmao

wintry rampart
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i dont see the joof

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i see josef

placid quiver
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it's a joke

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it looks like it says joof joestar at a glance

hollow plume
frail ivy
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I use that too

static socket
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I'm using it rn

near starBOT
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@static socket, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

waxen flume
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Dunno if there even one thing people likes about Alessi other than his stand

wintry rampart
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jotaro is fucking ugly

waxen flume
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Because Alessi a pussy

frail ivy
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I don't think you're supposed to like any part of Alessi

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He sucks

north flare
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i like his pink jacket

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i think it looks cool

light dragon
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Y is Jotaro ugly

north flare
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should stop buying from hot topic

arctic trail
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@wintry rampart are you legally blind

hollow plume
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i mean his stand is also pretty boring

silver monolith
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well guys i did it, i finished stardust crusaders

hollow plume
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wow look shadow puppet is alive??!! scary!!

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also rip cock you in

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😔

silver monolith
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he almost got all of dem girls

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kakyoin, the milf hunter

weary turret
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alessi is good cause of the giant ax he carries around labeled "AX"

silver monolith
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👏

hollow plume
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i mean he needs to be explicitly menacing

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what if a blind person came up to him

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he cant see that he has an ax

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but when he notices that the ax says AX on it

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he'll be terrified

weary turret
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what if youve only heard of an ax but don't know what it is

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when you see the big AX then you KNOW thats a scary weapon

wintry rampart
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you can make the connection that the ax has the letters "ax" on it

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therefore implying the ax is called "ax"

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similar to how the show is called jojo

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it reminds you that its about a guy named jojo

hollow plume
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film theory 😳

eager root
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Jotaro

near starBOT
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@eager root, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

eager root
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What’s my stand

frail ivy
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I will always hate Alessi for fighting Polnareff instead of Joseph

placid quiver
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^

eager root
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^

storm turtle
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alessi should write AX in braille

frail ivy
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switch Polnareff with Avdol and Jotaro with Joseph

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Kid Avdol is frantically fighting off Alessi, Joseph tries to save him, Alessi hits Joseph with his stand. Alessi starts gloating

eager shore
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Alessi is pretty fun in the part 3 fighting game

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Thats the only good thing about him really

frail ivy
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"Next you'll say, 'Just how old was that geezer?'"

wary phoenix
frail ivy
patent storm
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anyone know a place where i can get a pack of tarot cards that look like the ones in the anime?

placid quiver
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the ova's came with a pack

patent storm
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w

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where can i order the ova's

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wait, don't they only come with 2 cards?

frail ivy
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Yes, two in a box

near starBOT
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@frail ivy, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

patent storm
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Dang.

near starBOT
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@patent storm, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

tulip hull
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Anyone else think King's theme from One Punch Man fits Joseph?

near starBOT
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@tulip hull, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

tulip hull
wintry rampart
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no

versed python
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Oingo Boingo Brazzers

wary phoenix
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Jouta

wintry rampart
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delet this

wary phoenix
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Make me

wintry rampart
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pure garbage

wary phoenix
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Do it, pussy

wintry rampart
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I warned you

wary phoenix
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I haven't even read JoJolion yet.

frail ivy
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You should

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Well, eventually. Don't part-skip for it

wary phoenix
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I don't partskip.

frail ivy
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Good

opal finch
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who’s that

next chasm
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dio was the real ability thief...

placid quiver
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wrong part

next chasm
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he stole time stop from jotaro wym

placid quiver
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well i can't say here, spoilers

next chasm
low arrow
wintry rampart
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indeed

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me right now

hollow plume
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he groovin

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but yea crocyoink has a good theme

wintry rampart
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Where all started and finished

wintry rampart
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Cockyoiiin

wicked moss
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Reposting it here

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Just figured out that the way I thought Book of Thoth worked for the longest time was actually wrong.

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Here's how Book of Thoth actually works:

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Book of Thoth doesn't just predict the future. I e a future with 100% accuracy that will happen no matter what

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Book of Thoth predicts a future in which Boingo succeeds.

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And the manga panels are instructions on how to reach that future.

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Which is why you have to follow them to the letter so that the prediction comes true.

wintry rampart
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Do you ever wonder if boingo knew hol horse was going to kidnap him before he actually did?

placid quiver
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even if he did, he wouldn't try to go against his stand

placid quiver
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SOMEONE MISTYPED BOOK OF THOTH AS BOOK OF THOT IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

wary phoenix
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It can be spelled Thot.

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Kakyoin be like:
"You either die a milf hunter or live long enough to see yourself become the milf."

solid bane
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you either die a milf hunter or live long enough to see yourself become a simp

wintry rampart
wary phoenix
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Takehito Kosayu, the voice of DIO, and Daisuke Hirakawa, the voice of Kakyoin, did a yaoi CD together.

placid quiver
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SOURCE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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🔪

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hm i just realized both jotaro's va and kak's va are named daisuke

arctic trail
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hohohohot

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isn't that old news tho

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I know that since my Initial D days tho, forgot it existed, that's why I'm asking lol

stray dew
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Bojos mojo jojos

wintry rampart
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THERAPIST : baby polnareff naked isnt real, he cant hurt you
BABY POLNAREFF NAKED:

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

wintry rampart
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dammit made in heaven, you ruined

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it

red terrace
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HAHAHA GUYS DARKRL SAID FUNNY THING

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HE SAID KAKYOIN MILF HUNTER

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HAHAHAH

crimson lake
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Bruh

wintry rampart
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I still do not understand how Kakyoin became so popular.

arctic trail
red terrace
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@wintry rampart unfunny people saying milf Hunter Kakyoin

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that's how

frail ivy
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Kakyoin is a cardboard cutout, but he's our cardboard cutout.

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Like we've dragged him along the whole adventure, and he's got some bumps, some wear and tear... like his eyes have some scratches, but they're still good

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He's still good

north flare
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GAH- DIO YOU RUINED OUR CARDBOARD CUT OUT.

wintry rampart
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Jello hit the nail on the coffin with that part.

wintry rampart
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Nice spoilers in the sdc channel

viscid carbon
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it's funny what was being discussed earlier because I occasionally find myself kind of baffled that so many fans actively dislike Kakyoin. I loved him. Granted, he didn't get enough to do, but he's hardly the only JoBro to suffer from that syndrome

frail ivy
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"Don't worry, I'm okay! That bullet only hit me in the head... after passing through several dogs!"

viscid carbon
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The way he handled J. Geil's fight, y'know, the moment where 'Noble Pope' starts playing... his attitude and gestures when he confronts D'Arby Jr (shame that one got handed over to Jotaro who'd already got more than his share of scalps by that point but oh well)... how can you say the dude is a cardboard cutout or lacks character after that?

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the "milf hunter" meme is pretty terrible and needs to die though

frail ivy
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His theme is called Noble Pope?

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Holy shit it is

viscid carbon
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yeah, that rousing orchestral piece with the violins

frail ivy
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In the Rider-Waite tarot deck, the hierophant is sometimes called the pope

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TIL

viscid carbon
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like, after Death 13, when the whole arc his friends had been treating him like he was crazy... none of the other crusaders would've reacted the way that Kakyoin did, which was to just smile and good-naturedly gaslight them into thinking none of it even happened, nor would even Polnareff have been as ruthless in punishing Mannish Boy. I'm not going to say that Kakyoin is the best crusader but I don't like picking favorites but I would vehemently dispute the assertion that he's a bad or flat character. Being reserved and shy is not the same thing as lacking personality.

wintry rampart
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What a song

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in 0:43 kakyoinhyperdance

ebon ingot
wintry rampart
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what

ebon ingot
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Damn. RIP to a great goat 😔 🙏

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Damn. RIP to a great goat 😔 🙏
@ebon ingot Nvm

crimson lake
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Huh I'm back

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you look like you've been talking about me

arctic trail
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a great
greatest of all time
or a literal goat
both don't make much sense, either way

hollow plume
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isnt it virtuous pope?

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kakyoins theme i mean

placid quiver
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it's either called that or noble pope

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there are two translations lmao

hollow plume
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oh

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well i is larg dum

covert dock
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Hoo, are you approaching me?

wintry rampart
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I have a question, like why in the OST and in the ending sequence (Last Train Home) the word "Lucky Land" is presented?

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What is the meaning of those words?

placid quiver
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lucky land is the communications center that does all the jojo releases iirc

wintry rampart
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oof

placid quiver
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it's on the tarot cards as well, and is referenced in future parts

wintry rampart
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really?

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wow

placid quiver
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it's on [side jobro]'s pjs in part 4, and the letters for lucky land are somewhere on each tarot card

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for example, it's on the stars in the background on the star card, and the hermit's bag on the hermit card

wintry rampart
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ok

frail ivy
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It's Araki's manga studio and company

weary turret
#

they make jojo

wintry rampart
#

yep i know now

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

wintry rampart
#

nice

red terrace
#

it's on jotaro's hat also

#

hat(s) I think

placid quiver
#

yeah the luckyland symbol is on a couple hats/clothing items

#

and on [side jobro]'s pjs in part 4,

wintry rampart
#

jotaro is a walking promotion for a company that doesnt even exist in his timeline

#

reminds me of how Diddy Kong's hat says nintendo

placid quiver
#

who tf

#

i censored it dammit

winged crest
#

Was it a future spoiler or something?

north flare
#

i had an idea for a video where its every shitty thing dio has done (kick danny, kill george, kill jonathan) and its synced to everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears but every 'the world' is replaced by dio shouting za warudo

#

1st verse is part 1, second verse is part 3, 3rd verse is the end of DIO vs Jotaro

placid quiver
#

don't say it, make it lmao

gloomy cargo
#

quick before someone steals ur idea

placid quiver
#

yeah

novel tree
#

Sunglasses Kakyoin

north flare
#

yeah

polar sedge
#

I used to hate sono chi no kioki

#

Then now its one of my favourites

languid vessel
#

How can you even dislike it-

north flare
#

i used to hate sono ch no kioku

#

its still my least favorite but i actually like it now

wintry stag
#

i used to hate iggy

#

now i just strongly dislike him

placid quiver
#

same-ish

north flare
#

i didnt cry for any crusader that died since i liked avdol and kakyoin, but their deaths were like 2 seconds long

#

iggy i never really liked or saw the appeal of him so he was just boring

wintry stag
#

MOHAMMED AVDOL

#

YES

#

I AM

north flare
#

i liked avdol because he was cool and he was also egyptian and so am i

#

so i feel some pride

hollow plume
#

☝️ TCH, TCH, YES I AM!!! 👇

north flare
#

AVDOL?? IS IT REALLY YOU??

#

I MEAN IS IT THE REAL YOU??

random yew
#

YES I AM

north flare
#

what are the episodes that dio appears in and someone dies

hollow plume
#

i mean joseph dies

#

but not

#

search up joseph death episode

north flare
#

i just remembered that all the episodes leading up to DIO's World, someone dies

hollow plume
north flare
#

what a good fucking image

#

queen marys severed fucking head

hollow plume
#

i havent seen that so thats a spoiler

north flare
#

oh no thats from part 1

hollow plume
#

oh

#

so i just forgot

#

still gonna mark as spoiler tho

#

jic

north flare
#

k

#

lol

#

ill just download DIO's World and The Mist of the Void, Vanilla Ice 3

hollow plume
#

why do they call avdol "abdul" sometimes

arctic trail
#

bad

#

something.

hollow plume
#

thans

arctic trail
#

thanos*

red terrace
#

@hollow plume that's his namesake

hollow plume
#

thats gae

red terrace
#

his name comes from Paula Abdul

near starBOT
#

@hollow plume, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

hollow plume
#

oh

red terrace
#

Abdul doesn't really make sense in Arabic, it's supposed to be followed by a name from the 99 names of Allah

#

Islamic stuff

arctic trail
red terrace
#

Yeah don't worry

#

like it's supposed to be for example if we used one of the names then

timber pike
#

its Mohammed Abdul

hollow plume
#

yeah dont worry

red terrace
#

Muhammad Abdulrahman

timber pike
#

Abdul follows

red terrace
#

or Muhammad Abdulaziz

#

It's Muhammad Avdol I think

#

I just call him avdol

gloomy cargo
#

i'll pull a polnareff and call him mohammed avuduru

red terrace
#

uh that's p5 bro

timber pike
#

yeah? your point bro?

#

Oh im sorry is that a spoiler? ill censor it for you uwu

#

there you go sweetie this crucial plot point has been hidden now

arctic trail
#

lmao

red terrace
#

lmfao dude this is the SDC channel

#

you can't talk about anything beyond

arctic trail
timber pike
#

well its censored now so tragicmista

red terrace
#

still doesn't matter

hollow plume
#

delete it

#

people might get curious and click on it

#

making them get spoiled

red terrace
#

you're the one mentioning it

hollow plume
#

icons are fine if they dont include spoilers

#

its just a character

red terrace
#

i didn't say anything about my icon

#

you're the one saying

#

probably for the best if you delete those 2 things tho bro

timber pike
#

yea it probably would be best 3c

mystic thorn
#

uw u

hollow plume
#

:3c

#

i get it

#

cause like

#

its a cat

#

putting the paw

#

on the face

#

and the emote is :3c:

#

i cant do it cause i dont have nitro

timber pike
wintry rampart
#

||~~***Hi***~~||

placid quiver
#

cring

wintry rampart
#

He ded

#

He kil

rare osprey
sullen nimbus
warm portal
#

Vanilla ice is a vore Enthusiast

near starBOT
#

@warm portal, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

crystal salmon
#

imagine having a stand devouring humans into the unkown void

#

and his name is CREAM

#

and your name is vanilla ice

polar sedge
#

when u realize iggy's death in the OVA was more gruesome than in the anime

wintry rampart
#

while rewatching stardust crusaders

#

when dio hit jotaro's hat with a knife

#

it bursted out bloood

#

so

#

is it canon that the hat is a part of jotaro

placid quiver
#

👀

weary turret
#

thats already canon

#

but the real answer is that there was a shallow wound

#

but thats boring.

polar sedge
#

Or maybe the wound is just deep

weary turret
#

if there was a deep wound in his skull jotaro would be dead

polar sedge
#

Magazines saved him

crystal salmon
#

its ridiculous how they saved him @polar sedge

wintry rampart
#

za warudo

wintry rampart
wintry rampart
#

no one cares

austere shoal
#

starcrust crusaders is the crustiest JoJo part!!!

wintry rampart
#

yes

#

@wintry rampart 👍

warm portal
#

We can talk about deaths in this chat right?

gloomy cargo
#

yeah

#

prob spoiler someone's death just to be safe

#

idk if we're supposed to spoiler spoiler-y things in these chats or not

#

im p new here

warm portal
#

My friend really likes kakyoin,I almost feel bad for her

#

But she needs to learn not to get attached to jobros

gloomy cargo
#

yeah

#

bruh i get attached to everybody

#

jojo's and jobros and the villians

#

it suckssss

#

well actually i retract that statement

#

just some ppl

#

but then they're gone man it hurts so bad

warm portal
#

It hurt to watch the last 10 episodes of SC

gloomy cargo
#

i still get sad about avdol tbh

warm portal
#

He saved French boy but at what cost 😔

#

Should’ve punched him with his stand

gloomy cargo
#

and twice at that jiggly_pensive

#

and polnareff has to live with that forever

warm portal
#

Imagine watching 2 of your best friends die,one of them dying twice,I would get so depressed that my stand would just be a small bug

gloomy cargo
#

Stand name: [DEPRESSION]
stand user: polnareff
Stand cry: SOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOB

warm portal
#

power:too busy being depressed

sullen nimbus
austere shoal
#

OOF

hollow plume
#

stop

hollow plume
#

za wah rude doe? 😳

#

😳

placid quiver
#

this day, 32 years ago, the final battle in egypt took place 👀

arctic trail
light dragon
#

I mean, it's okay to be attached to JoBros. What's part of the journey in watching JoJo is the emotional experience of it.

placid quiver
#

oh, and kak died 1 day before national cherry day

#

not that it would matter since it's, well, national not international but still tragic

arctic trail
#

that'd have been

#

the cherry on top

#

🥁

placid quiver
#

shouldn't you be sleeping?

arctic trail
#

i'm only sleeping

placid quiver
#

bruh

arctic trail
#

b r u h

fiery pond
#

ok so i have a theory about dio's power

#

so in no nut november

#

if someone goes the entire month without nutting

#

they supposedly gain powers like levitation, esp, etc.

#

well dio spent over 100 years in that coffin

#

so after going 100 years without nutting he gained the power to stop time

near starBOT
#

@fiery pond, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

fiery pond
#

his no-nut prowess was so powerful that he literally awakened stands within the entire joestar bloodline

#

and people say during dios fight with jotaro how is it that they start flying?

#

for dio its because of what was previously mentioned

#

but for jotaro because he went his entire egypt trip without nutting once

polar sedge
fiery pond
#

he too was able to learn how to stop time and literally FLY

polar sedge
#

This is new

#

Al hail genowhirl

fiery pond
#

i havent slept in 2 days now so maybe this is all just sounding like bullshit

#

but it makes perfect sense when i think about it

polar sedge
#

Same type of stand

austere shoal
#

Lol

gloomy cargo
#

the most op stand is "same type of stand as star platinum"

wintry rampart
#

What if Jotaro said "So, it's the same type of stand" to speedwagon?

gloomy cargo
#

😳

#

then star platinum gets its very own speedwagon hat

wintry rampart
#

And becomes god?

ebon ingot
#

just wanna say rip to all the boys who died today

wintry rampart
#

also why is joseph so trash in sdc

eager shore
#

he's an old man

#

and is basically only used as comedy relief

gloomy cargo
#

yeah

#

ngl i was a bit salty at what they did to joseph at first

#

but i eventually came to peace

wintry rampart
#

he isnt comedic anymore though

gloomy cargo
#

~~plus old man joseph is a gilf 😳 ~~

ruby lintel
wintry rampart
#

he did not even say nigerundayo a single time

#

the only good fight he had was the empress fight

gloomy cargo
#

sdc joseph
-oh no
-oh my god
-hory shit
-"dies"
-trolls jotaro

wintry rampart
#

one thign for everyone who doesent like old joseph

#

p3 isnt his part

chrome wave
#

*hory shit

wintry rampart
#

and you cant reduce a character like that unless you do it fully

#

besides joseph isnt the greatest thing

#

wouldnt joseph be better if jotaro was his direct decendant instead of holly

gloomy cargo
#

eh, idk

wintry rampart
#

what?

gloomy cargo
#

i dont think that would effect anything major in sdc

wintry rampart
#

he is holly's kid

#

no i meant if he was his son

#

not holly's son

#

i misread

#

what would jotaro need to worry about then

gloomy cargo
#

saving his daughter i guess

wintry rampart
#

he went to stop dio to save his mom

#

oh right

#

big brain

#

without holly you remove the entire reason the journey even began

weary turret
#

gotta save kakyoin

gloomy cargo
#

orrr

#

old man joseph gets sick bc of dio so now they gotta go kill ido to save jij

wintry rampart
#

bullshit considering he has hermit purple in p2

#

i just wanna see joseph git gud

#

watch part 2 then

weary turret
#

myeh i think it's fine as is

wintry rampart
#

i did 20 times

gloomy cargo
#

i wish joseph kept using hamon so he can still look hot like lisa lisa

#

i mean old man joseph is still fine but like

weary turret
#

joseph's had his adventure. let jotaro go on his

gloomy cargo
#

idk

wintry rampart
#

joseph is lazy

weary turret
#

and let joseph come with him as his cool grandpa :)

wintry rampart
#

thats his character trait

#

nah joseph wanted to age with suzie q

#

and hamon needs a lot of 'hard' 'work'

#

which are two words joseph hates

#

if it wasnt for her he probably wouldve kept the hamon passion

gloomy cargo
#

so wholesome

#

jfc i cant type

wintry rampart
#

thats your own headcanon then

#

because when he's in grave danger he relies on hamon anyways

#

and still fails

#

cause hamon is worthless against stands

gloomy cargo
#

plus with hamon u can old go so far

wintry rampart
#

oh right how small brain am i

gloomy cargo
#

theres only so many vamipires out there

#

for me the transition from bt to sdc was rough

#

esp with all the battles in sdc

#

but i like stands a lot more than i orignially did

wintry rampart
#

against kars its even more worthless cause he has 100 times stronger hamon

#

what if joseph became the ultimate life form

#

not possible

gloomy cargo
#

he still hits the nigerundayo

wintry rampart
#

pillar men needed the stone cause of their thick skull bones

#

for humans you can expect the mask to shred your brain

#

oh right

#

joseph would just die

gloomy cargo
#

then turn into a vampire

wintry rampart
#

so the regular stone mask is the only one that works on humans

#

the one dio used

#

bonfire is not amused

#

i am not

wintry rampart
#

Kono dio da

north flare
#

shut

placid quiver
placid quiver
#

currently trying not to laugh listening to Stand Proud Dramatic Ver. from jojo's bizarre anthology

#

https://jojowiki.com/GO_WEST_(Song)#Lyrics my eyes are fucking watering this shits too good to be true

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

GO WEST (ゴォ!ウエストォォォッ!, Goo! Wesutooo!) is the 3rd track of the first JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The anthology songs Anime Soundtrack. Featured as the image song of Stardust Crusaders' Journey to Egypt Arc, it was sung by Hiroaki "TOMMY" Tominaga.

red terrace
#

Why lol

placid quiver
#

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ… JoJo!
GO (x24) JoJo! (Repeat)

Ora (x12) Ora ORA!

Do you understand?
やれやれだぜ!

Century-old cancer!

hollow plume
#

????

placid quiver
#

lyrics

hollow plume
#

i know

#

just confused as all hell

placid quiver
#

i thought they were funny is all

hollow plume
#

c e n t u r y o l d c a n c e r

#

lol

#

👏✌️👌🧏

#

i couldnt find the proper last emote

placid quiver
#

i would play the emote but no nitro rip

woven pebble
#

I recently started watching the anime and damn, this fight against Vanilla Ice is my favorite of the series so far.

mental vale
#

oh no

#

bruh thats my least fav fight

#

:(

#

Avdol and iggy

woven pebble
#

Because of the losses (I'm only on the second episode of it)?

#

Ah, I see.

#

It feels the most intense. I think that's why I'm enjoying it more.

crude pilot
#

Why is it to me the battle goes from gay to very straight

#

When Joseph and Avdol is fighting Mariah

placid quiver
#

oh

#

i mean

#

that's just how the battle is

#

why does it rlly matter lmao

crude pilot
#

Well Mariah made avdol give Joseph head

#

Then Mariah started getting hot with them

placid quiver
#

she's just fucking with them

#

it doesn't really matter in the context of the fight if she's fucking with them gayly or straightly???

#

i really don't see why it matters

crude pilot
#

Well she is after all flirting with Joseph

#

She filled her bra with screws and other stuff to make them look bigger

placid quiver
#

yes i remember the fight

#

doi

wintry rampart
#

vanilla ice is such a bitch

#

i dont like him

placid quiver
#

and thas the tea

wintry rampart
#

both the intros are not so good

#

end of the world is nice

#

but stand proud...

#

succ proud

placid quiver
#

FFgrimacing the only good thing it gave us was animation and joot karaoke

wintry rampart
#

it was too dramatic and shite

#

i want my jojo intros to be G R O O V E

#

thats why part 1 & 2 intros are gr8

pastel cairn
#

I think you'll love part 9 then

placid quiver
#

that's so off topic

#

gtfo

austere shoal
#

Lmao

placid quiver
#

you got your account set up as fuckin' op anime character with daddy issues #343678 don't try to pull this

austere shoal
#

Why are people here such bitches? Noone likes when people are getting beat up and all they want is some gay boy big talk with small pp's

placid quiver
#

'people' way to generalize they fuckin' human race

#

ok dudebro

austere shoal
#

I love the parts when the enemies get a good beating, and not when they're just talking and talking for 10 minutes and then do nothing.

placid quiver
#

so you want violence and no story

#

got it

#

i bet you don't understand how [future enemy stands] work

austere shoal
#

Nah m8

#

Not just violence.

#

I mean I like the story

#

But the battles are way too fucking long sometimes

#

And so goddamn boring.

#

And I do know how king works

placid quiver
#

i said stands plural

#

what about dd

austere shoal
#

I watched up to part 5.

#

Dd?

placid quiver
#

OH GOD ANIME ONLY FAN

#

MY EYES

austere shoal
placid quiver
#

dd isn't anime dip

austere shoal
#

I am reading the fucking manga, cunt.

woven pebble
#

jfc

austere shoal
#

I'm on part 3.

woven pebble
#

Chill

acoustic raft
#

bro i stg

placid quiver
#

were we talkin' 2 y'alllll

acoustic raft
#

it's a public discussion

placid quiver
#

you literally don't have a level don't even

woven pebble
#

Oh, did you not want us to intervene? Sorry, my bad.

acoustic raft
#

and?? that matters??

austere shoal
#

Lmao good question

woven pebble
#

It seemed like the other dude was being a dick, sorry.

placid quiver
#

no you're fine

#

thankuuu tbh

austere shoal
#

Anyways.

placid quiver
#

mkay i'll tone down a lil'

austere shoal
#

I am reading the manga, stop judging a book by its cover.

placid quiver
#

i heardja

austere shoal
#

And I can't find the darn part 2 on the website.

placid quiver
#

respect for goin' all the way thru

austere shoal
#

So I'll just skip it.

placid quiver
austere shoal
pastel cairn
#

To be perfectly fully completely entirely honest for 100%

#

I didnt read part 1-5

woven pebble
#

D:

austere shoal
#

Oh my goooood

acoustic raft
#

bro bro bro

placid quiver
#

yeah i watched the anime and read 6-8 (not up to date on 8)

austere shoal
#

Bro bro bro that's crazyyy

pastel cairn
#

I watched the animes then started reading from part 6

placid quiver
#

same

pastel cairn
#

Tho im currently on reading duwang

austere shoal
#

I wanted to do that but I said to myself that I'll see the differences

placid quiver
#

which?

#

torabaru

pastel cairn
#

Which duwang?

placid quiver
#

yes

pastel cairn
#

I thought theres only 1

placid quiver
#

HA

pastel cairn
#

Aside from hearing of bad translation for part 5 but im reading 4

austere shoal
#

Yeah, nor do I

#

But I loved that part

hollow plume
#

im still watching part 5 but im probably gonna read parts 6 - 8

woven pebble
#

Potential hot-take, I prefer Dio (Phantom Blood) to Dio (Stardust Crusaders) as a villain.

wintry rampart
#

same

#

just me but i dont like seeing the villain only at the end

#

id rather learn then as a character before the final battle

#

i get we learned dio in PB but has he really changed so little since then that he needs no further introduction

woven pebble
#

I think he worked well for an 'In the Shadows' type villain. But once he actually came out to fight, I felt... Underwhelmed, I guess.

near starBOT
#

@woven pebble, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

woven pebble
#

He was menacing enough as this shadowed figure pulling strings, I really enjoyed that portrayal honestly. However, upon his true reveal, it just didn't seem as good as it could've been. The fight -though lengthy- wasn't too great in my opinion (not to mention it was just one very long fight).

#

I feel as if a lot could've been added to him to make him more interesting for that Part, but alas. yareyaredaze

light dragon
#

@wintry rampart Boi, Part 4 beyond villains

wintry rampart
#

?

light dragon
#

This is Part 3 chat

wintry rampart
#

oh

#

thanks

light dragon
#

No problem, is kay

#

I actually prefer Part 3 Dio

wintry rampart
woven pebble
#

Oh, cool.

#

I guess that portrayal just isn't my cup of tea.

wintry rampart
#

The fight was very iconic for its time

woven pebble
#

Ah, that is a good point.

wintry rampart
#

I enjoyed it, at the time i was into long fights

#

What parts have you finished

woven pebble
#

Parts 1-3, actually.

#

I'm slowly but surely making my way through the series.

light dragon
#

Naisu

wintry rampart
#

Youll be surprised by what you find the next parts then

#

I also prefer dio in part 1 over part 3 both in characterization and design

wintry rampart
stone terrace
#

HERMIT PURPLE THE WORLD

mental roost
#

Honestly part 3 isn’t as good as people say imo

near starBOT
#

@mental roost, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

mental roost
#

The main problem is that there are like 30 minor villains who are there for like an episode and gone and all of their personalities are just “I’m evil”

wintry rampart
#

Part 3 is bad

#

People who says it's their favorite are just nostalgic

#

its alright but it definitely falls for the ol "i got better at writing and this gets outshined by later parts"

#

each chapter is a repeat of the past and you always know the outcome

#

the antagonist is cool but you dont see him until the end making you feel less connected to him as a character

#

but it introduced a lot of key mechanics and set jojo up for what a lot of people recognize it as and it should be acknowledged for it

polar sedge
#

Its just iconic

wintry rampart
#

yeah

polar sedge
#

Its not really that good

#

Za warudo and jotaro made it iconic

#

And the dio vs jotaro

wintry rampart
#

just a bunch of memes to remember

polar sedge
#

Mostly memes are from pt3

#

Especially RERORERORERORERO

wintry rampart
#

i think it goes both ways

#

it got memes because its iconic

#

and its iconic because of the memes

polar sedge
#

Dat true

mental roost
#

Also Jotaro (in part 3 at least) is really bad

wintry rampart
#

fr

#

I think Polnareff had more episodes than him

polar sedge
#

No character development

wintry rampart
#

he's unlikeable and a poor "main" character

mental roost
#

Until he gets his time stop he ends all fights the same way with almost no strategy whatsoever

polar sedge
#

Which is pretty good

mental roost
#

Except for Darby

wintry rampart
#

d'arby was actually a good fight

#

first one not the second one

polar sedge
#

Unlike other shounen where the mc gets sudden powerups

wintry rampart
#

second one wasn't even his own win and it still was an asspull

mental roost
#

Like almost every other crusader gets more development than Jotaro

polar sedge
#

To give other characters some glory?

wintry rampart
#

joseph and pol were better MCs than him

polar sedge
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Too bad kakyoin’s development got halted

wintry rampart
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yeah it gave time to let the other crusaders enjoy being what they are

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but it did it too much

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and Jotaro was the least important crusader

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except iggy and kak

mental roost
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Hol Horse was the only minor antagonist with any personality

polar sedge
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Avdol went from a normal man to a guy that pees into a guy’s mouth

wintry rampart
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hol was planned to be the final crusader

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so thats probably why

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but hes the first antagonist i think of from p3

polar sedge
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But araki just didnt embrace it

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Hol horse was nice to watch

wintry rampart
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wasnt fan of boingo though

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in both his and the hol/boingo parts

polar sedge
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But the artstyle of the book is so damn good

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11/10

wintry rampart
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oh fr

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its pretty good

mental roost
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I’m still thankful for Part 3 though, because it helped Araki get his beginnings on Stands

wintry rampart
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yeah it brought a lot of key mechanics

polar sedge
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But pt3 stands are really basic

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Like silver chariot is just fast

wintry rampart
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tarot cards stopped being an explanation for stands later and its dumb

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like

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were they all just assuming thats what stands were linked to

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cause if so that means only 21 stands could exist outside the glory gods

polar sedge
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Bcoz there are only a few tarot cards

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So araki kinda gave up using it

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So he went to bands

wintry rampart
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yeah and i get theres a limited amount

mental roost
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Did Dio name his stand or did Enyaba name it for him?

wintry rampart
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but it wasnt much of a seamless transition

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I think enyaba named it

polar sedge
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Hmm that’s questionable

wintry rampart
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they probably say somewhere but i dont want to look for it lol

polar sedge
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The only legit stand name with its ability

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Is the lovers

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I bet joseph named jotaro’s stand SP bcoz all the other tarot card names are taken

mental roost
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Dio says The World is named so because it can control the world, which implies that when it was named whoever named it didn’t draw a Tarot card

wintry rampart
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I always thought it was just cause the world was the coolest card lol

polar sedge
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And such a mere coincidence that pol also named his stand after tarot cards

wintry rampart
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and kakyoin

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he named it when he was like 6

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araki wasnt even keeping up with tarot cards during part 3

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if he really decided for the stands to be on the amount of tarot cards then holly's stand is dumb

polar sedge
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Yep

mental roost
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Is Jotaros dad ever given a name?

wintry rampart
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i dont think so

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Sadao kujo

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i know he was out of tokyo during part 3 cause he was in a band or something along those lines

polar sedge
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Pure coincidence

wintry rampart
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His name is Sadao Kujo

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He's a sax guy

polar sedge
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Whatever the fk sadao kujo is doing

wintry rampart
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he's the doot man

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You ever wonder who plays the sdc theme

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i mean sexy doot

polar sedge
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I prefer giorno theme

wintry rampart
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sadao went to the gas station if you know what i mean

pastel cairn
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Im just going for some cigarettes kiddo

polar sedge
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He went to get milk