#stardust-crusaders

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worldly tide
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really i dont remember that

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i cant remember part 3 for shit bc it was all pretty much a fever dream for me lol

wintry rampart
worldly tide
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i was really sick and that was all i watched

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im reading up on it now though because this is confusing me

near starBOT
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@worldly tide, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

shut musk
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it doesn’t quite make sense cause holly was developing her stand

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she didn’t have enough mental strength tho

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so they had to kill dio for some reason?

weary turret
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no future spoilers in this chat

worldly tide
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my bad

weary turret
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holy wasn't developing her stand at all

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she couldn't

worldly tide
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well yeah she couldnt

shut musk
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if she was strong enough she would

weary turret
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that was the problem

worldly tide
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the thing is when jotaro killed dio did her stand stop harming her or dissapear completly?

weary turret
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she still presumably has it after SDC

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its just latent

worldly tide
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because im assuming it wouldnt dissapear bc then jotaros and josephs would too

shut musk
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no wait

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doesn’t hermit purple come with every hamon user

weary turret
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no that's speculation

shut musk
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if dio cursed the entire joestar bloodline, why did holly lose her stand abilities and other joestars didn’t

weary turret
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because her body couldn't handle a stand

worldly tide
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found this
Holly didn't keep a stand because she never had one to begin with. The cause of the problem that started SC was the fact that while the crusaders and their enemies had the willpower and fighting strength to manifest a Stand, Holly didn't. That's why she was dying.

weary turret
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and now there's nothing forcing the stand upon her

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so it becomes latent

shut musk
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so she lost her “stand” abilities because it wasn’t able to grow

worldly tide
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found this too
The World's presence in the universe caused everyone of Joestar blood to have their stands almost double in their current strength. Stands are supposed to only be as strong as the user's will to fight and so people such as a caring mother (Holly) would be overwhelmed by the power of their stands, which hadn't properly manifested. Jotaro and Joseph both have strong willpower, and could handle their stands increasing in strength.

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kind of makes sense

shut musk
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so naturally born stand users who don’t connect to the joestar bloodline are just mentally insane

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gotcha

worldly tide
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"strong willpower"

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some are born with it like you said

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also i think once you develop a stand you cant really get rid of it

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holly didnt necessarily have a stand yet

shut musk
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it started developing which almost killed her

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she was too weak to finish the process

worldly tide
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yeah so i think killing dio stopped the development

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oh wait can we take this to DiU spoilers really quick?

shut musk
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ight

pastel cairn
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dios canon height

low arrow
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why was DIO posing and taking so many shirtless pics?

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did he spend the first 3 quaters just being a narcasist?

warped haven
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I mean, if you had Jonathan’s body and were waiting for your minions to finish doing what you told them to.

low arrow
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you've got a point

worldly tide
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he doesnt have much else to do

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so why not pose

low arrow
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Also when DIO becomes DIO-but-stronger I reccon he stopped time to get a haircut ande get changed to look cooler

wintry rampart
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he got rid of jacket

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thats pretty much it

low arrow
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his hair got shorter

warped haven
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DIO:
“My hobbies include reading, and erotic posing in my free time.”

worldly tide
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and killing joestars

wintry rampart
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he does do things in the meanwhile

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but it feels retconned

low arrow
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I can imagine DIO shopping and not having enough money so he just za warudos out there with the shopping

warped haven
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I mean, he has plenty of time between when he’s unearthed and when SDC starts.

waxen flume
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Dio’s headband also broke because star plat

worldly tide
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oh rlly

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i dont remember that

warped haven
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My lad, DIO’s loaded.

low arrow
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wasn't DIO's headband engraved into his skull?

wintry rampart
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when was he unearthed

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cause im very sure he just went straight to egypt

warped haven
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Maybe it’s made of bone, but not attached?

low arrow
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maybe the mask did that when it peirced him

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o wait no

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he didnt have that in part 1

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Maybe he was just that bored

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tbh DIO's life sounds so boring

warped haven
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I mean, he had plenty of time to think.

low arrow
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he can't go out in the day

worldly tide
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he has his minions and books

low arrow
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so he cant socialize

warped haven
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Lmao imagine going out in the day

low arrow
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unless its the Egyptan gods or tarot cards

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and even that bust be boring

warped haven
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Probably why he reads and poses.

low arrow
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He can't go to shrek world

warped haven
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He could go at night.

worldly tide
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yeah

low arrow
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true

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but i'd miss the sun

worldly tide
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i thought he also had other people with him that he flesh budded

low arrow
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wait no he had that minion who was the sun

worldly tide
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like just random civilians

low arrow
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ig so

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why would he hire a stand that kills him if it goes near him

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how would he know about that stand

warped haven
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The Sun is a Stand, not the actual sun.

wintry rampart
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enya was the one getting stand users

low arrow
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yeah but it clearly acts the same way as teh sun

wintry rampart
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and if the sun was an actual sun it wouldve destroyed the whole planet

low arrow
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it produces lots of heat

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it's a smaller sun

wintry rampart
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still wouldve destroyed it

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or heavily damaged it

warped haven
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It’s not heat that kills vampires, I think it has to do with the specific light that the sun emits.

low arrow
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this is a show about vampires and buff twinks that have stalker ghosts

wintry rampart
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like how hamon isnt random energy

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but from the sun

warped haven
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It probably doesn’t have hard rules though. That’s a hold-over from traditional vampires, whose lore is really scattered and old

wintry rampart
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at best the sun is no different than if avdol made a giant fire ball

low arrow
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ok yeah

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I can agree with that

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I miss Oingo Boingo a lot

wintry rampart
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i think oingo died

low arrow
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:(

wintry rampart
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one last thing

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just cause its called the sun doesent mean it is a sun

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tower of grey definitely isnt a goddamn tower

low arrow
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yeah i guess

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but it's supposed to be a mini sun

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jeez imagine how hard it would be to have that stand

wintry rampart
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if it was an actual sun it would still very much devastate the planet

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either by gravitational force or dry land/ sea evaporation

warped haven
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Yeah, an actual sun would horribly heat and irradiate as well.

low arrow
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ah well

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ig i was wrong then

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but anyway if I had that stand then I would hate it

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soooo much

wintry rampart
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exactly why after p3 everything heat related is super limited

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probably too limited

waxen flume
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Wonder did the speed wagon foundation salvaged mansion for Dio’s treasure

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After part 3

wintry rampart
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maybe?

warped haven
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I’d imagine so. Some good archaeological stuff in there.

low arrow
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they probably tested his coffin to see what that was made up of to make it indestructible

wintry rampart
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there is a arrow present in the anime

warped haven
wintry rampart
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whats stopping us

warped haven
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There’s not much info in SDC. It all mostly comes in later parts.

worldly tide
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some spoiler territory

wintry rampart
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Maybe...

warped haven
severe yarrow
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Trust me

wintry rampart
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Guys theory: Star Platnium is Jonathan

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Right?

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It makes sense

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no

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it doesent

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Oh

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star looks nothing like jonathan

severe yarrow
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No

worldly tide
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jonathan is dead bro

severe yarrow
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Far From

wintry rampart
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Jonathan became a ghost and became a stand
Its just a theory

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well you clearly took one of jonathans lines way too literally

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Kinda

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If Star Platinum is Jonathan, The World is Dario Brando

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Yes

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oh god fuck no

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no i know it's not possible

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Well it kinda makes sense

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no it doesn't

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it does not

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in any shape

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Well its just my opinion

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if dario was that ripped why would he be poor

worldly tide
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you can be ripped and poor

wintry rampart
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Its not impossible

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

worldly tide
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headcanon anything you want ig

wintry rampart
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the only thing you can take into similarity is that the attack Sunlight Yellow Overdrive is similar to Ora Ora Ora

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Kinda

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if we're going just through similar attacks kars can also do a punch rush

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It's improbable thou not imposible

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Also sp and tw are similar kinda like young dio and jonathan

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its based on your personality

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really....

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

wintry rampart
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nice

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stands themselves dont have a personality when they are your personality

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Similar in strength and speed

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dude there are more than 1 punch ghost in the series

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p5 has the most

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yep

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I know

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Love the game

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Listen

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Ok

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It can be possible

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But its unlikely

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yep

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Again its a theory

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well from what we know about stands it disproves the theory

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I have a question, how is that Jotaro develop so quickly the time stop in the battle with Dio.

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The they are similar stands is not the only reason

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whats to say star didnt develop at all throughout the part

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right?

warped haven
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Battle stress.

wintry rampart
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ok

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What if star always had ts he didn't know

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no

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thats really the only explanation

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i mean if you just found your stand with no knowledge of what it was would you just instantly know what it does?

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enya literally told dio what he could do

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yep, Jotaro only though of Ora's

warped haven
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From what I know, Star always was capable but only discovered it during the battle with DIO. We see The World’s ability being discovered during a flashback.

wintry rampart
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Like punchy punchs

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And star finger

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also

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How did he know about that

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he used 3 times tho

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In part 4 he used it? I don't remember.

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he doesent

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and its understandable why

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yep

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Like time stop is very OP

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Maybe sp and tw both slowly developed it and sp didn't realised he could use it

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he doesn't need the star finger

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or

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Until the fight

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its completely worthless in those fights

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Yeah

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Kinda

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many people use dio as an example

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I hope a jojo game comes to switch

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What is considered the best stand apart of SP and TW?

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without thinking dio would simply break or tear off the fingers

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I think Cream

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cream

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Made in heaven

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not in future parts

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p3 specifically

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that

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Imagine hamon + stand user in jojo

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joseph

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hahahahahaha

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lmao

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Besides joseph

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What if stands could use hamon

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hamon has no use outside of killing vampires

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Imagine if Ceasar didn't died

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and healing i guess

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Ceeeeeeeeeeeesaaaaaaaaar

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

wintry rampart
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no

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Shizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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according to araki being a zeppeli is a death sign

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yep

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Anyway imagine sp being able to use hamon with ts

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What would happen?

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Very OP

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it would be worthless though

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and hermit purple is the only hamon conducting stand

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Time Stop is already powerful enough

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Or it would double the ts duration

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nah

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

wintry rampart
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how does that make sense

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Idk

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it doesnt

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sun energy =/= impowered abilities

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Imagine the Sun

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it would be as powerful as Kars

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Wait! Road roller mixed with hamon

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no please no

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If Dio used Hamon he would be dead

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Right

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kars can use hamon

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ultimate kars that is

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What if kars survived

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he is alive

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he survived

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just braindead

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he doesn't think anymore

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He is in space like "F-Mega"

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What if never fought joseph and got the stone

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Would he get a stand?

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both things happen

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he wouldnt be launched into space simply

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No

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though he would probably be defeated later by a stand

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He wouldnt

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Maybe

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there are stands that can kill kars

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many

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Alot

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ZA HANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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alessi could turn him into a child

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cream could erase him

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He is millon of years old

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Killer queen bites the dust overdrive!

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He is faster than Cream, thou a surprise attack could be efective

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lol

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he still cant attack it

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if its in the ball form nothing can hurt it

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What would kars's stand be?

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let me think

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theres a novel where kars has a stand i think

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really?

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Ima look this up

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im not completely sure, i know its called jorge joestar

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and kars is in it

lone hatch
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id advise against looking anything about it up

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unless you've completed all parts 1-7

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or if you want to spoil yourselves

waxen flume
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In part 3 why did Jotaro degraded his mom?

placid quiver
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cause he's a fuckin' tsundere-

hexed pollen
worldly tide
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bc hes an edgy teen

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there isnt really any reason other than to try to act cool or edgy

waxen flume
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Oof Jotaro lucky Holly is that kind of mother who would beat their kids

wintry rampart
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holly is too kind to kill anything

placid quiver
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is jotaro had a mom like lisa or... future part mom they'd keep his edgy ass in check

waxen flume
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Maybe cause Jotaro’s father rarely at home and Jotaro rarely spend time with him

wintry rampart
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id hate to see lisa lisa in p3 artstyle tbh

waxen flume
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Lisa Lisa probably would look middle age in part 3

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Wait dunno about that

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Cause in part 2 straz was old

shut musk
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she never appeared again

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what a shame

wintry rampart
red terrace
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idk maybe cause she was dead bro

placid quiver
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iirc "lisa eventually told joseph she was his mother, and later died of something or other"

wintry rampart
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she married

red terrace
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Wait looking at the wiki

wintry rampart
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she definitely died but its never stated

red terrace
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we don't know if she died or not but yeah she probably died

placid quiver
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^

red terrace
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I doubt she lived to 100 but maybe she did

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it's not confirmed so who knows lol

wintry rampart
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isnt she like 50 in p2?

shut musk
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she looked very young

red terrace
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Yeah

placid quiver
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mhm

red terrace
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she's born December 1888

shut musk
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she’s a hamon user so perhaps that affects her aging

placid quiver
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that is canon yes

red terrace
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I thought it affected how she looks, not her aging

placid quiver
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^

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thas what i meant mhm

shut musk
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yeah but health is the most important factor of death

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she looked healthy enough

warped haven
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Smoking

placid quiver
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jonathan and lisa both smoke, despite needing good lungs to ripple

warped haven
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Breathe the cancer out

placid quiver
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ripple out the extra cells

opal finch
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wait why did joseph age so much if he trained with hamon

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shouldnt he look a bit younger at least?

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i mean, lisa lisa was 50 and looked like 20s

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and joseph was probably 60s in part 3

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even straizio looked younger on his 80s

wintry rampart
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thats because it requires constant hamon training

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joseph didnt train every day

polar sedge
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I think joseph is around age 70 during SC

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If he was 19 during battle tendency which took place in 1939 then in 1988 he should be 68

wintry rampart
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60

opal finch
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mmmmmmmm

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hamon bubbleeeees

polar sedge
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Hes born in 1920

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Then he should be yeah 68

wintry rampart
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he is 69 nice

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in part 4 is said that he is 79

polar sedge
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NICE NICE

opal finch
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omg we didnt reach part 4 yet!

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that’s spoiler 😮

placid quiver
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kicks down door

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DIO CAN'T EAT GARLIC BREAD

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WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT?!

light dragon
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SDC takes place in 1987!

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So Joseph is about 67 in Part 3

strong gale
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Was that the bite of ‘87

waxen flume
strong gale
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What

low arrow
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Dio died because of a fly

spice vector
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While his mother was dying, Jotaro was killing time

wintry rampart
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there is a space in the middle

wintry rampart
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Better

wintry rampart
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[World] War 2 happened in 1987

shut musk
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nooo

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speedwagon

wintry rampart
placid quiver
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smh

severe yarrow
opal finch
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try doing something like this

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with the photo instead of the L

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and try not to cover it with apps on any page

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i will do it with star platinum fist breaking the glass

opal finch
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there

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mm i should have added the glass shards to make it appear that the fist broke the glass

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ah whatever

grizzled linden
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Haaaa, one of the worst jojo parts, beautifull

cedar jackal
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what episode is kakyoins stand eye catch?

merry tusk
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How did the stowaway girl see the boat if it was the stand

wintry rampart
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some stands can be seen by normal people

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not sure if yellow temperance is one of those

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also her names ann

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or something

light dragon
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It is

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Anne is the spelling, though

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And Yellow Temperance is one of those stands

polar sedge
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Lmao

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Looks like im not the only one😂

rocky lodge
near starBOT
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@rocky lodge, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

rocky lodge
thin scarab
placid quiver
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i'm 99% sure it's spelled anne

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anyway, stands like wheel of fortune, strength and yellow temperance can be viewed by normal people because the object itself isn't a stand; the stand is the ability to change said object. for example, wheel of fortune was actually a run down car, and the user just used his stand to manipulate the material.

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i mean that's what i got out of it

white dew
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Ann or Anne would both be correct in English, it doesn't really matter. They're the same name

warped haven
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Aren't they pronounced differently?

placid quiver
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that's what you took out of that?

lone hatch
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Ann and Anne can both be pronounced the same way

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each of them has 2 or more pronunciations

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you can say Ann like the word “and” or more like “ahn”

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same with Anne

warped haven
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Yeah, P5 primed me towards pronouncing Ann differently than Anne. The name is just a bit confusing to me.

solid bane
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It's almost like English is a joke

warped haven
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English looked at all the other languages and said "this is mine"

white dew
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Ann/Anne are the same to most English speakers, like Sara and Sarah

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@cedar jackal Ep 2 eye catch is Kakyoin's with unknown stand name, idk which ep has the second eye catch

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too lazy to check all the eps

solid bane
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They deleted their account lmao

wintry rampart
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they left

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didnt delete

solid bane
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Huh I swear I saw it as the default icon

static socket
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Why does Iggy always look cute when he has something in his mouth

unkempt hemlock
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like this?

static socket
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ye

wintry egret
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listen to kakyoins theme and try not to cry

shadow gate
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Lollers I am watching the OVA right now and everyone can sure jump very high for no reason

near starBOT
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@shadow gate, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

vivid hazel
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"Goodbye Nostalgia" by Coda

north flare
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hey yall im in dubai rn

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i got some sdc related tales

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well i actually have 1

cobalt wren
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go on

north flare
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well i was at virgin megastore and they had an arcade emulator with both the english and japanese versions of heritage for the future

near starBOT
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@north flare, Your Stand Power is now level 18 !

north flare
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and i got beat the shit out of twice by avdol

wintry rampart
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Why do people care about anne lol

north flare
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yeah actually

placid quiver
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the ova didn't

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no joke she just isn't there lmao

lone hatch
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+1 to the ova

river temple
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Goodbye nostalgia is really sad

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But the other songs in the anthology are great

placid quiver
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fax

river temple
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Like Iggy Walk

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Soo good

wintry rampart
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Iggy Walk and Fire Soul are prolly my favorites, but Iggy Walk moreso because it's f u n k y .

meager bay
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Okay real question here

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Could Dio have healed after THE WORLD was destroyed? If he died when his stand was then what was the point of putting him in the sunlight

fresh shadow
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To destroy all his cells

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he was dead but they wanted to make absolute sure he wasn’t going to pull a cell from dbz and regen from one single cell

meager bay
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Hmm interesting

charred cobalt
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It's safe to assume he was dead but making sure he evaporated was more of a formality

meager bay
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I was kinda hoping for a different end to SDC tbh. Like The World got blasted from a shin punch

crisp birch
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If Dio didn't knew about cars

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why does he know about planes

wintry rampart
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He does know about cars

placid quiver
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yeah what

wintry rampart
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He says something along the lines of the automobile being a great invention, nowhere is it stated he doesn't know about cars he just commented on how much technology advanced

static socket
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thought you were talking about Kars

polar sedge
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Lmao

steep cedar
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Happy New Year Everyone

rotund juniper
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ugly
no boobs
ugly
no boobs
ugly
no boobs

cold epoch
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My friend is watching JoJo and she's starting the Dio's World arc now and Kakyoin is her favorite. So in order to bamboozle her I sent her a few pictures of Kakyoin in the part 4 art style.

novel flare
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honey you got a big storm comin

cold epoch
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Lol

opal finch
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kars xd

red terrace
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@crisp birch he does now cars

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I mean one of the stand users he got was Wheel of Fortune

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a car literally

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and he sent that weird ass stand to the SDC when they were on a flight

wintry rampart
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@cold epoch you are fucking evil

red terrace
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Oh yeah for sure

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they're the definition of evil, them looking forward for Kakyoin in part 4

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And then when Kakyoin actually dies they'd be like "oh he's alive, he's coming back in part 4 anyways" then he actually dies lmfaooo

cold epoch
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I'm gonna make her listen to Goodbye Nostalgia too

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Actually that might be too mean

placid quiver
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DUDE

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YOU ASS

red terrace
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@cold epoch be mean

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ur already evil

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why not be more evil

north flare
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snakespine rn

light dragon
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Jeez.

light dragon
wintry rampart
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that panel is definitely edited

pure light
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In the anime that part was so amusing

light dragon
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The anime added Avdol realizing his mistake when he says that something is behind Polnareff

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That "oh fuck" moment was awkward

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He almost got him killed

north flare
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is that justice or thoth

shut musk
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yare yare

wintry rampart
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@cold epoch stop it

opal finch
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xd

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couldn't he just like... move his eyes to the right

light dragon
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.....you have a point.

hollow plume
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no we needed polnareff ahegao

cosmic crater
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no

hollow plume
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yes

placid quiver
unkempt hemlock
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@placid quiver these ovas somehow go strange by the chronology but i will start from the beginning GO

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i translated it by myself

placid quiver
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mkay then

unkempt hemlock
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me is russian, no worry

placid quiver
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anybody remember the name of that girl who's doing something at the olympics this year who's famous for being obsessed with jotaro?

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found it; i believe it's shoko nakagawa

pliant bear
#

YO

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I was thinking about part 3 again and

#

WHAT THE FUCK IS KAKYOIN'S LAST NAME?

burnt zodiac
#

his last name is kakyoin

pure light
#

Noriaki Kakyoin

weary turret
#

wait til this guy finds out about obama's last name

lone storm
#

Why dio had to hire the sun user that can kill him quick in seconds?

wintry rampart
#

that sun guy probably wouldn’t have stood a chance even with that stand

red terrace
#

the sun stand is probably not even close to the actual sun's heat

weary turret
#

in jojo, the UV rays from the sun is what makes the sun dangerous to vampires

#

since the immediate danger from Sun (the stand) was not sunburns, but rather heat stroke, it's probably safe to assume that this stand has no UV radiation

pliant bear
#

Kakyoin is his name smartass what's his last name

#

I know Avdol's last name is Obama

weary turret
#

please keep all jojo conversation serious and on-topic

pliant bear
#

Sigh

near starBOT
#

@pliant bear, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

opal finch
low arrow
#

I love that in the final fight(s) that DIO had to pick the people up, walk over and put them down in the time stop

#

it makes him a lot less scary

vernal umbra
#

noriaki

placid quiver
#

in the ova, jotaro is the one who moves down the stairs

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meaning dio went thru the trouble of picking him up (or using the world to do so) and move him, but didn't try to kill him

glad coral
#

the fool is one of the bests stands
idk why that one is the one that caught my attention so much but damn
such a cool stand

placid quiver
#

it fits really well with the symbolism for that card

wintry rampart
#

holy fucking sheet

#

stardust crusareds is best sasasasasasda

#

dsa

light dragon
#

Dio's cockiness is his weakness

#

He could've got the upper hand in that stopped time on Polnareff

#

But he chose not too to show off

placid quiver
#

you know what's worse?

light dragon
#

His demise at the hands of Jotaro was pretty much allowed by the fact "The World stando power" and "we think differently" lead him to be impulsive

#

It's crazy how that's how the tables are switched in the OVA

placid quiver
#

his demise at the hands of jotaro was lead by the fact he said outloud what he was checking

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"wait is is breathing" holds breath "wait is his heart beating" stops hearts

light dragon
#

If that happened in canon, he would've been in Star Platinum's range for a good beating

#

Hmmm

placid quiver
#

wdym

#

it did

light dragon
#

I meant Jotaro being the one Dio messed with on the stairs.

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Although he also gets into Star Platinum's range in that scene.

placid quiver
#

oh

light dragon
#

I love Dio's reaction in that scene so much

placid quiver
#

jotaro trys to hit him but he time stops and moves out the way

light dragon
#

"NANI!?!?!"

#

"M-MASAKA"

placid quiver
#

punches at dio and hit wall instead
"jotaro tf you doing dio is over there"

light dragon
#

While Star Platinum drives a fist into his head

dire ermine
#

THE WAY JOTARO WON IS SO LAME

#

he deadass punched dio real hard and it was done

wintry rampart
#

cap

placid quiver
#

literally half of the 1997 ova is the dio fight

#

it takes forever

#

oh, and at the beginning of it dio breaks jotaro's jacket chain thing

light dragon
#

Ooooh

#

You know, maybe it did feel underwhelming the first time the way Jotaro defeated Dio

placid quiver
#

and jotaro is saved by some splints he put on for some broken ribs rather than by comic books he put there

light dragon
#

splints?

placid quiver
#

like

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medical things

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these sort of iron things you put on your body over areas where bones are broken to prevent it from getting worse

wary phoenix
#

'Member that time Polnareff and Avdol pissed in Cameo's mouth?

placid quiver
#

ahahaha

wary phoenix
#

Those were the days.

near starBOT
#

@wary phoenix, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

dire ermine
#

remember when abacchio pissed in giorno's mouth

wary phoenix
#

And that time Milf Hunter fed Mannish Boy his own shit.

placid quiver
#

*kak

worldly tide
#

That was kakyoin

wary phoenix
#

My mistake.

worldly tide
#

When I watched that scene I was really scared polnareff was gonna come up eat it god

dire ermine
#

i really hated that scene so much

placid quiver
#

there's this comic by hajnarus hold on i gotta find it

dire ermine
#

i think i actually stopped watching briefly after that lmao

worldly tide
#

Yeah that episode was kinda,,,,

#

Much

wary phoenix
#

ARAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIII

placid quiver
#

i'm not sure i'll be able to find it noooooo

wary phoenix
worldly tide
#

Pretty much

wary phoenix
#

What if 「Star Platinum」's 「Stand」 cry is Ora because it's trying to imitate a dolphin?

charred cobalt
mortal flint
umbral crescent
#

Actually pretty epic

molten hornet
#

I just spent all night rewatching stardust crusaders

weary turret
arctic trail
north flare
#

promibe

low arrow
#

why didn't DIO stop time all the way to japan to kill the Joestars?

polar sedge
#

he cant stop time for unlimited

north flare
#

at the start of sdc, couldnt he only stop time for 2 seconds?

polar sedge
#

only about estimation of 11 seconds at the end of SC

north flare
#

then in the jotaro fight he could stop for 5 seconds

#

and then at the end he could stop for 9 seconds

#

fun fact: its not a 9 second flight from egypt to japan

polar sedge
#

lol

#

DIO want fully healed at the start of SDC

#

*wasnt

north flare
#

yea

#

he hadnt drank enough women then

polar sedge
#

lmao

north flare
#

jonathan was saying "mmggph dio stop it now"

#

and his time stop was like 3 seconds

light dragon
#

Dio dummy

wintry rampart
#

dio brain value 0

arctic trail
#

dio baka

frail ivy
#

Iggy's dub voice is a treasure

meager bay
#

Dio smol pp

wintry rampart
#

dio brakamonoga

placid quiver
#

is this your first time watching sdc?

wintry rampart
#

ss s s ss s s ss s s s ss s s s s s ss s s s s s x chariot silver is yes

obsidian kraken
#

well, it's kakyoin

near starBOT
#

@obsidian kraken, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

wintry rampart
#

chariot sliver goes like foooooowoooooooooooop

#

and goes lke shshsspsososososososososoosshsooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

#

and gore slike 20

grim ingot
#

With the power of my stand I will stop time and close this channel

#

ZA WUARDO

north flare
#

holy shit when could dio stop time for 2 hours and 11 minutes

mild pine
#

What

lime current
#

Ok what

#

I'm p sure they're just stringing together multiple consecutive time-stops right?

#

Or the length of the time stops are exaggerated for the cool factor

mild pine
#

Oh

#

We both got wooshed

#

Read above message @lime current

#

Bacon zawarudo'd

lime current
hollow plume
#

SOSHITE TSUDOISHI STAHDUST

alpine field
forest root
#

oh fuck oh fuck

alpine field
arctic trail
chilly blade
hollow plume
light dragon
#

I've heard comparisons of the two before and they make some sense

mental roost
#

What happened to Joseph’s English accent in the dub?

mellow temple
#

When jotaro touches his hat, is he just touching it? Is he moving it? Is he taking it a little bit down? Is he moving it to te right? I need answers

placid quiver
#

do not question the h a t

light dragon
#

@mental roost I guess you can forgive that jarring change when he lived for 50 years in the US after Part 2

#

You can realize how Suzie Q also loses her Italian accent

lone hatch
#

old joseph had his accent in the dub of part 2, at the end which takes place like 5 minutes before part 3

#

he must've lost the accent on the flight to japan

static socket
#

THEY KEPT THE META JOKE FROM THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE FIGHT IN THE ANIME HOLY SHIT-

placid quiver
#

hahahaha

north flare
#

maybe he just faked an american accent because then jotaro wouldve understood him better

#

same with [PART 4 JOJO]

placid quiver
#

kicks down door

#

BOINGO WAS DUBBED BY A WOMEN

weary turret
#

so

fickle horizon
#

Imagine Oldseph being turned into part 2 Joseph by Alessi

#

@mellow temple he lightly goes along the rim of it

wintry rampart
#

gon and killua are also dubbed by women in hxh laoo

#

ain’t too surprising

lone hatch
#

most children are

wintry rampart
#

they usually are ye

lone hatch
#

u get an actual kid and then just

#

their balls drop

#

oops

#

replacement time

red terrace
#

random people: how are star platinum and the world the same stand
me, an intellectual: how does jotaro's hat work

#

yare yare this shit is getting too confusing

vale locust
#

Mfw boingo and hol horse gets retired cryingfeelsbad

wintry rampart
#

@fickle horizon i said that before

#

wish it could happen

#

well at least he did part 2 joseph stuff in the empress fight

#

other than that he downgraded so damn hard in part 3

#

if he did more hamon training, especially when lisa lisa was around until like age 50 he might've done way more damage with his hamon infused hermit purple

#

or pitwntially kill him

#

but plot exists

mental roost
#

That’s... wrong?

#

English is Billy Karmetz and Japanese is Wataru Hatano

dusk thorn
#

How was Kakyoin able to do that painting ability by making him injure his leg and fall down the stairs

#

He never does that after

#

And how could he use that with heirophant green

chrome beacon
#

How far are you in

dusk thorn
#

Oh I finished it already

chrome beacon
#

So you know how in the Dio fight

dusk thorn
#

I’m on jojolion atm

chrome beacon
#

He has those like tripwire strand things

#

It was probably that

dusk thorn
#

Ohhh I see

chrome beacon
#

The painting was just anime timing

dusk thorn
#

Yeah that part just crossed my mind

polar sedge
#

Araki forgot probably

#

Its normal

low arrow
#

At first I thought Star Platinum was the ghost of Jonathan

wintry rampart
#

some people take jojo lines too literaly

#

@dusk thorn if you know how kakyoin's stand works then it should be very obvious it couldve just been an attack from one of its tendrils or a small emerald

#

watch hamon beat's araki forgot videos

forest root
#

it wuz just spectacle and shi

wary phoenix
#

Just got to the Egypt arc.

north flare
#

it would be great if star platinum was just cooler jonathan

wintry rampart
#

it really wouldnt

north flare
#

wheres your proof?

wintry rampart
#

well for one jotaro would be the only stand user to not have his stand based on his personality

#

and for being the most recognizable jojo it would be shitty if his stand was just jonathan

#

even though jonathan isnt the only character that has done a punch rush until p3

north flare
#

i didnt say jonathan i said cooler jonathan

wintry rampart
#

same shit

#

its still just jonathan

north flare
#

you saying jonathan has reached maximum cool?

wintry rampart
#

no

#

it wouldnt even better the character as a stand

north flare
#

then why would cooler jonathan be the same as jonathan

wintry rampart
#

cause it would be generic to an extent

#

something p1 has too much of

low arrow
#

I thought one of the factors for your stand was your family/bloodline

lone hatch
#

that theory is just so hilarious because it literally started as a joke

#

and then this dumbass fandom took it seriously

wintry rampart
#

i mean sure you can have some very small references to characters

lone hatch
#

why did he delete the messages

wintry rampart
#

but that doesent make it seem like IS a prime factor

low arrow
#

true

#

and i deleted them becuase i didn't want to look like a "dumbass"

wintry rampart
#

me basically

lone hatch
#

it may have started as a joke theory but like if u wanna find evidence for it u can find it easily

the very popular "shakespeare didnt write his plays" theory started as a joke as well

come on look look
ora=sunlight yellow overdrive

#

i said dumbass and that was pretty inflammatory for no good reason

#

my bad

low arrow
#

Star and Jon look pretty similar with the shoulder pads, the blue "clothing" and the knuckles too

#

And Jonathan said "If I die then I'll just haunt you"

lone hatch
#

^^^see this is the joke thing

#

jonathan just

#

literally didnt say that

#

someone made a screenshot with subtitles of him saying that as a joke

#

and it fucking made rounds soooo quickly in the jojo fandom

#

he just literally didnt say it

wintry rampart
#

now that you mention it

#

when i was reading p1 i never saw that

lone hatch
#

because he just didnt say it

#

its not even in character for him to say anything like that

low arrow
#

okay well even if he didn't say that

#

it's verymuch confirmed that ghosts are in the series

#

and im not saying stands are ghosts

#

but like how William Zepelli's soul went into Jonathan

near starBOT
#

@low arrow, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

lone hatch
#

its like a metaphorical thing yea

low arrow
#

Jonathan's soul (obviously) went into the bloodline

lone hatch
#

like jotaro doesnt literally have a piece of jonathan's soul

#

but metaphorically

low arrow
#

yea ofc

lone hatch
#

all of the jojos carry on jonathan's righteous will

low arrow
#

but Jotaro was technically the first to have a proper stand in the bloodline

#

and Star could be representing Jonathan

north flare
#

even kinda with joseph

wintry rampart
#

or just jotaro if he became a god

low arrow
#

and The World (A stand used from DIO in Jonathan's body) is the exact same as Star Platinum too

#

So star might not be Jonathan's ghost specifically

north flare
#

they are literally basically the same stand

#

but what would world finger be like

low arrow
#

but could be the representation of Jonathan's soul going into the rest of the bloodline

#

ZA WARUDO FINGAAA

#

stops time to poke eyes

north flare
#

"augh dio what the hell"

low arrow
#

and that's why all of the stands after Jotaro are so similar in some way

#

They all create a flurry of punches with a cry

north flare
#

theyre all humanoid

wintry rampart
#

i have a great idea, how about we dont compare things that look a little similar to previous things

low arrow
#

like jonathan did with sunlight yellow overdrive

north flare
#

k how about you shut up and let us overthink things

low arrow
#

im not trying to just compare how they look

#

I'm trying to compare it to Jonathan as a person

wintry rampart
#

i mean hell might as well confirm stands are based off of kars cause enormous power

low arrow
#

that's like saying "dio made an explosion he must be [retracted]"

#

and that's really not what I'm saying

#

if you're thinking im saying that then the stands are all based on joseph because he destroyed the pillar men

#

and star destroyed dio

wintry stag
#

i dont see the similarity at all

low arrow
#

who wore the mask by the pillar men

#

you can debunk any theory using Bonfire's logic there

wintry rampart
#

wait does mangabat seriously not have battle tendency?

low arrow
#

"jotaro is actually DIO's son because he breathes"

#

he isn't tho

wintry stag
#

battle tendency could be combined with phantom blood @wintry rampart

north flare
#

joseph is actually kars son because he has feet

wintry rampart
#

phantom blood has 44 chapters so

#

it isnt

low arrow
#

I am actually DIO because I got past the age of 5

north flare
#

crap, too bad im jotaro because i was born

low arrow
#

I mean

#

umm

#

who's that

#

no but srsly I do kinda think that Star is a representation of Jonathan in many aspects

wintry stag
#

it enjoys punching

north flare
#

star platinum is jonathan because he is purple

low arrow
#

lmao

#

polnareff actually didn't have silver charriott because when he shot the sword off at Anubis none of his fingernails came flying off either

wintry rampart
#

hardy fucking har har

north flare
#

ok let us joke

wintry stag
#

MOHAMMED AVDOL

#

yes

#

i am

low arrow
#

A V D O L U H H H

north flare
#

my brother is avdol because his first name is mohamed

low arrow
#

Bonfire, you kinda ruined my fun about theorising so why can't we ruin your fun?

#

I am avdol because I had my head grazed before

north flare
#

i am [PART 5 JOBRO] because i had my tooth knocked out

wintry stag
#

remember when polnarref did a 180 degree turn and bent his back all the way over while his feet were still

wintry rampart
#

who said im having fun

low arrow
#

okay let me rephrase

#

You're allowed to disprove my logic, but we can't disprove yours (as a joke)

wintry rampart
#

i have rights

low arrow
#

we also have rights

wintry rampart
#

i have every achievement in ds3 so i have rights

north flare
#

i have almost every achievement in hl2 so i have rights

wintry rampart
#

its not every

north flare
#

79%

#

i have 80% of all tf2 achievements

low arrow
#

What would you do if Jotaro just absorbed every stand lmao

wintry rampart
north flare
wintry rampart
#

80%

#

pf

north flare
wintry rampart
#

thats even lower

north flare
#

thats 159%

#

59% more than your measly 100%

low arrow
#

omfg stfu nobody cares about achievements

#

they are useless

weary turret
#

yesterday was d'arby the gamer's birthday

north flare
#

looks back teary-eyed shut up dio i played this game 6 times to get these achievements

weary turret
#

just puttin that out there

wintry rampart
#

if we're compiling then im 198%

#

hollow knight

low arrow
#

ok let me rephrase

#

Shut

#

up

wintry rampart
#

no

#

you

low arrow
#

achievements are useless

north flare
#

then lets add loading screen simulator cuz i got 99% of the achievements in that game

#

so then i have 258%

wintry rampart
#

the fuck is a loading screen simulator

storm turtle
#

how old is gamer d'arby now

north flare
#

that makes it 249%

wintry rampart
#

re4 100%ed, that makes it 298%

north flare
#

58% of csgo achievements i have, 249% + 58% = 307%

wintry rampart
#

sekiro 100%ed, 398%

north flare
#

fuck you win

wintry rampart
#

i am the true gamer

north flare
#

i am still also a true gamer

#

i got shit tons of achievements too

#

the real non gamer here is

#

general dex

next chasm
#

i have 1600+% because of my many unfinished games

patent storm
#

im skipping yound d'arby-Dio

#

i cant do it anymore

#

it fucking suvcks

frail ivy
#

Argh, Polnareff uses French swear words in the dub but the VA doesn't know French so he pronounces them wrong

#

Fils is pronounced feece, not feel!

placid quiver
#

BRUH

north flare
#

does this mean i have to force my mom (a major in french) to watch dubbed sdc

placid quiver
#

TRAGIC

next chasm
#

that fils pretty bad

#

:)

north flare
#

shut up garcon

frail ivy
#

Iggy's dub voice is still a treasure though

near starBOT
#

@frail ivy, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

wintry rampart
#

lemme say it to you one last time

#

polnareff is polnareff

#

nothing else

opal finch
#

oh no...

#

anything but dubs

#

even subs without subs is better

wintry rampart
frail ivy
lone hatch
#

who still thinks this in 2020 lol

molten flare
#

I'm personally a sub person

#

but I can respect dub watchers when the dub doesn't deviate too much from the source material

lone hatch
#

i just don’t get this mentality of people having to watch and play things your way

#

it’s a straight up boomer mentality

#

how we carrying that into the next decade lmao

light dragon
#

I'm not a fan of subs elitism either

#

To be honest, the dub has grown on me

#

Both have their good things

low arrow
#

I was going to watch dub but a friend of mine said there was a lot of funny english pronunciations

light dragon
#

That's something I love about the sub, haha

placid quiver
#

cursed shirt

red terrace
#

LMAOOO

north flare
#

i

#

dont like it

wintry rampart
#

Why does Stand Proud sounds like fur elise

wintry rampart
#

Yare yare daze

wintry stag
next chasm
hollow plume
#

can like someone find me a hermit purple border

#

using it for an art thing

opal finch
#

HAMITO PAPUUUL

#

this could work

near starBOT
#

@opal finch, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

placid quiver
#

that ain't a border

#

hold on lemme see what i can do

#

@hollow plume does the tool you're using allow for color change? do you need a specific resolution? what shape is needed?

hollow plume
#

just a border

#

nothing special

#

it can have twists and turns

#

all it has to do is loop nicely with itself

#

also yes, i can change the color

#

@placid quiver

placid quiver
#

mkay

hollow plume
#

wait so like how long will it take you to make it

placid quiver
#

i ain't making it lmao

#

searching for something good

hollow plume
#

oh you're searching for it

#

ok

#

ping me when you find a good one

placid quiver
#

mhm

rapid sorrel
frail ivy
#

Man, Kakyoin looks so cool wearing his sunglasses at night

hollow plume
#

lol

#

for an art project we had to turn mona lisa into a different character, so i turned mona lisa into old joseph like an epic cring weeb

#

ill get a pic when i can

placid quiver
#

coughing

#

YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE [part 4 villain]

#

OR [part 4 victim]

#

OR LIKE

#

ANY FEMALE FROM PART 4

#

wait shit lemme censor that

frail ivy
#

Old Joseph is a surprising choice, but a good one

ebon ingot
#

I got a boner

hollow plume
#

nah old joseph is funny

#

i was going to do lisa lisa (get it) but then i remembered old joseph

#

and thought that was a better choice

wintry rampart
near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

wintry rampart
#

oh my god

opal finch
#

now make crokyoin with sunglasses at night

#

wait

#

oh sry we are not there yet

torpid veldt
#

So i’m at this part
And uhh

red terrace
#

??

opal finch
#

yeah, same

#

the uhhhs are strong for this part

wintry rampart
#

fun fact old joseph is just as powerful as young joseph with hermit purple infused with hamon

#

at least as powerful as he was against wamuu

#

but he feels weaker because he isnt as entertaining and smart as young joseph

#

and thats why boomers arent goid

#

now we know

#

it explains everything

crimson lake
#

There's actually a fact that can blow your mind

#

Did you know that kakyoin was suppose to be a girl at the beginning of of part 3

jagged dust
#

I wish

light dragon
#

Oh?

#

Source?

jagged dust
#

Sauce?

crimson lake
#

From araki he revealed it saying he made him a guy because of the manga studio that worked with him

red terrace
#

yeah where is the source

opal finch
#

joseph only gets better with age

arctic trail
#

like fiine wine

#

buuut

#

if anything he was capped here for no reason at all just to make jotaro look good

#

and that holds stardust joseph back by a lot

wintry rampart
#

stardust joseph sucks because he isnt a clown anymore

#

another reason why he sucks is not using tricks and not using the "your next line is" gimick

arctic trail
#

nah

wintry rampart
#

and yet another reason is bc hes old as fuck and is a boomer

arctic trail
#

he's just dumbed down

worldly tide
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doesnt make hikm a bad character

arctic trail
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he's silent gen or greatest gen iirc