#stardust-crusaders

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gilded plinth
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Oh

toxic bolt
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lol

placid quiver
storm turtle
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he could what

gilded plinth
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I-

toxic bolt
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wouldnt someone who is able to stop time be stronger than someone who's stand is really fast

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-_____-----------

placid quiver
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it's the same stand

toxic bolt
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well

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yeah but stopping time is just like going really fast

placid quiver
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jotaro just doesn't have training

toxic bolt
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yeah but like

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i swear dio wastes his time when time is stopped

placid quiver
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not to mention, star plats stand stats are like so much better than dios

gilded plinth
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Well according to dragon ball super, you can be fast enough to get through the stop time thing...

placid quiver
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he's all As except for range

gilded plinth
placid quiver
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dio's like all b's, a A and a C

gilded plinth
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Makes no sense

toxic bolt
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technically if it werent for joseph being really smart and kakyoin being really smart

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jotaro probably wouldnt be able to ||yeet|| dio

storm turtle
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dio was just too sure he would win

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so he kept slacking on killing jotaro

placid quiver
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well yeah

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jotaro was also dios final boss in a way

toxic bolt
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if kakyoin didnt make the sign that dio could stop time

placid quiver
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they wouldve been screwed yeah

toxic bolt
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joseph wouldnt be able to tell jotaro

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and then yaaadadaadada

gilded plinth
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This anubis stand is really neat

placid quiver
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like the rat in endgame, or pancakes in persona 5

gilded plinth
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Pancakes lmao

storm turtle
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delicious pancakes

placid quiver
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"have fun fighting a bird and a sword even though all nine figures in that flashback were humanoid"

gilded plinth
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I wanna yeet that kid I swear

toxic bolt
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pls dont talk about persona 5

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i know nothing about it

gilded plinth
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But we like all 5 of them theyre cool ppl

toxic bolt
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i will feel left out

gilded plinth
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I'm kidding

toxic bolt
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me when ppl are talking about someting idk about: SadMan

placid quiver
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PEEERRUUUSOOONAAAAAA!

gilded plinth
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You should check it out some time, and the megaten series in general

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If you're into jrpgs

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If not then don't

toxic bolt
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who has the worst stand out of the crew

placid quiver
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go into p3 first, it will make the most sense since you presumably have prior knowledge of tarot from jojo, and that game uses it more than the others

storm turtle
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morgana van kinda hot 😳

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probably joseph

gilded plinth
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I got p5 first because joker was coming to smash

placid quiver
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even though i love him, imma say hierophant gr- oh yeah joseph

toxic bolt
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definitely jospeh

gilded plinth
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But I wanna get p3-4 too

placid quiver
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hierophant green is bad cause he nevers posses anyone or does that weird painting voodoo anymore

toxic bolt
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hierophant green's literally only move was emerald splash

near starBOT
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@toxic bolt, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

placid quiver
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the remake for persona 5 is coming out in two days...

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...in japan

gilded plinth
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Helmet purple is so hilariously gay but I guess it makes sense since joseph was a natural born hamon user

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Can't make him op lol

placid quiver
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HELMET

gilded plinth
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Wish he used hamon more

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But him yelling OMG is funny

storm turtle
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ah yes purple helmet

placid quiver
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hey guys hamon is a move in the persona series-

gilded plinth
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Persona and jojo are secretly the same series wtf

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Jk but they are cool and great

storm turtle
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also hierophant green had those wire things

toxic bolt
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yea

storm turtle
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and he could possess people

toxic bolt
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yeah

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he never used that

gilded plinth
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I like that hierophant green is so flexible in use

toxic bolt
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to advantage

gilded plinth
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When he killed that beetle thing in the plane it was fuckin badass

storm turtle
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he used it because of the dio's cell

toxic bolt
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liek the literal only time he used hierophant to possess was the start of the series

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to possess the nurse

placid quiver
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and the death 13 episode, sort of

gilded plinth
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Maybe he doesn't because it's kind of fucked up

storm turtle
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he thought using it was fucked up after the cell got removed

placid quiver
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yeah that's exactly why

toxic bolt
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lali ho is the most creepiest thing

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#death13horrormovie

gilded plinth
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Death 13 was an annoying little cunt omg

near starBOT
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@gilded plinth, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

gilded plinth
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But hes basically just freddy krueger

toxic bolt
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yeah

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anime freddy krueger

gilded plinth
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Except instead of being a pedophile he's a baby

placid quiver
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fuck death 13

gilded plinth
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FBI is otw my guy rip

grizzled sleet
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Lmao yeah like alternate anime universe Freddy Krueger

placid quiver
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anyone causes that much suffering to precious noriaki needs to be destroyed

toxic bolt
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dio

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:9999999999

placid quiver
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yeah him to

gilded plinth
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It was ME

placid quiver
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the next thing ur gonna say is "dio"

gilded plinth
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Joseph is that you

placid quiver
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IT IS I

grizzled sleet
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Dio

toxic bolt
next chasm
gilded plinth
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Fuckin lol

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jotaro

placid quiver
grizzled sleet
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Baum bah bah bah bah bah doo doo doo doo

toxic bolt
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the next thing ur gonna say is "dont ask who joe is"

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stop being a child jotaro

gilded plinth
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Jonathan is the only jojo so far I hate

placid quiver
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don't ask wh- NANI?!

gilded plinth
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Everyone else is neat

toxic bolt
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i legit

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dont understand

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how the opponents

gilded plinth
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But you're pretty

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So pretty

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It's ok

toxic bolt
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hear joseph

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and then say the thing anyway

grizzled sleet
gilded plinth
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It's jojo what the fuck makes sense

toxic bolt
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lol

gilded plinth
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Why would anubis give a damn about dio hes got his undead sister wife he can smash

toxic bolt
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Joseph p2: next you're going to say ______
Joseph p3: OH MY GOD

placid quiver
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OH SHITU

gilded plinth
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Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

toxic bolt
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because i am

placid quiver
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what, controversial?

gilded plinth
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And brave

placid quiver
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no

gilded plinth
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Oh

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damn

toxic bolt
placid quiver
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i jest lmao

near starBOT
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@placid quiver, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

grizzled sleet
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ooh

near starBOT
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@grizzled sleet, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

gilded plinth
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This fucking kid is gonna pick up the sword omg

toxic bolt
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i have the best pfp here

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even without the gif

placid quiver
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yeah

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wym

toxic bolt
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its jotaro's LIp

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OMG

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ITS HIS LIP

placid quiver
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imma get nitro soon tho, then NO ONE CAN STOP ME

toxic bolt
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i can

grizzled sleet
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Succulent juicy lips mm yes

gilded plinth
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I have leftover nitro for a kajillion years or something

toxic bolt
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ZA WARUDO

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i have until like oct 4

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whoops

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nov 4

placid quiver
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no hetero, but all the jojo characters have lips the size of za warudo ngl

next chasm
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is it canon that learning how to manipulate time makes you thiccer

grizzled sleet
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Probably

toxic bolt
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hamon? or canon

placid quiver
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shit

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canon duh

gilded plinth
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Lmao

toxic bolt
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oh

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i read it wrong

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i thought

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ok

gilded plinth
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Anubis threw himself in the ocean lmao that's my level of intelligence

toxic bolt
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jk

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anubis possessed the bull cow thing

grizzled sleet
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niceu niceu

toxic bolt
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and then he killed jotaro

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jotaro is ghost man

placid quiver
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@grizzled sleet explain your name

toxic bolt
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lol

grizzled sleet
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ah yes

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well

gilded plinth
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This is dumb af lmao

toxic bolt
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dont say it

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it was a trap

placid quiver
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shhh children it's the next episode of how i met ur mother

grizzled sleet
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lmaoooo

gilded plinth
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Man I only have one more hour of jojo until I have another power outage

placid quiver
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except its the kakyoin egg thing

gilded plinth
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:(

placid quiver
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california?

grizzled sleet
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oof

gilded plinth
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Why is Cali gay and sucks

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Yeah

placid quiver
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mmm

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my bro is their for colledge

toxic bolt
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dam i forgot the synonym for gay

next chasm
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nobody thinks about durable infrastructure 😔

gilded plinth
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F, where at? He safe?

grizzled sleet
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GOING
AFTER
YOSHIKAGE KIRA

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gay

gilded plinth
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Oh

toxic bolt
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homosexual

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im the dumbest

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kil me

gilded plinth
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Yeah what's up

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Oh

placid quiver
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how did you

gilded plinth
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<_<

grizzled sleet
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ah

placid quiver
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your brain short circutting more than cali

toxic bolt
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its be cuz im heterosexual

next chasm
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bruh...............

toxic bolt
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so

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i got a straight mind

placid quiver
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imagine being straight and watching jojo

gilded plinth
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I'm gay af tbh

toxic bolt
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HAHAHAHA

placid quiver
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straight male, that is

gilded plinth
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But my straight guy friends watch it

placid quiver
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im joking

gilded plinth
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I think straight dudes low key love gay shit

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Like India is homophobic af but bollywood is mad gay

grizzled sleet
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Definitely

placid quiver
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my friends who watch jojo and enjoy it are the straightest males on earth

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i legit call this one guy "jujo" cause his name starts with "ju" and his dads name is joseph

gilded plinth
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Lmao I love that

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this is crazy

toxic bolt
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IM STRAIGHT BUT I LIKE JOJO

placid quiver
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and the one other person in our friend group i call "brendio" cause their name starts with "brend"

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brendoff

gilded plinth
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my friends just call me a short bitch

toxic bolt
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none of my friends watch anime SadMan

placid quiver
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and so i've dubbed myself "Lisa" since i've got a "li" in my name

toxic bolt
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bruh

placid quiver
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but no one calls me that, im just bored

gilded plinth
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My friends are hella nerdy, dbz yyh jojo p much any fighting anime

next chasm
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what's jojo

placid quiver
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harhar

gilded plinth
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It's a gay anime about gay

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oh okay

toxic bolt
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i've dubbed myself joseph because there is an e in my name

placid quiver
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perfect

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and by a "li" in my name i mean my name is literally elizabeth

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😳

placid quiver
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i mean that's a generic enough name that i wont get tracked down

gilded plinth
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There's a hard c sound in my name so I'll be kujo

placid quiver
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hopefully

next chasm
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my name allegedly has letters in it so now im polnareff

gilded plinth
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Naisu

toxic bolt
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the end of my name ends with "lis" so i dub myself Lisa Lisa

placid quiver
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nani?

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only one can hold the title!

toxic bolt
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then get off

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lisa lisa lisa

toxic bolt
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peasant

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:0

vast zodiac
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@gilded plinth don’t use slurs

placid quiver
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understanable have a nice day

toxic bolt
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spits

gilded plinth
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Wait when

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Oh, wait nvm I remember, my b

vast zodiac
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aaaa

gilded plinth
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Sorry that was a while ago so I blanked

toxic bolt
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lol imagine calling someone jojo because they have "jo" in their first name and "jo" in their last name

near starBOT
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@toxic bolt, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

gilded plinth
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Brb changing my legal name to Jo Jo

near starBOT
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@gilded plinth, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

placid quiver
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imagine calling someone jojo cause they have one jo in their first name only

toxic bolt
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ikr

placid quiver
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glares and josuke

next chasm
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who?

toxic bolt
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legit changing my name to jotaro

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@placid quiver spoilers

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omg

placid quiver
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wow

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bruh momento

toxic bolt
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i didnt know there was someone named jo||suke||

gilded plinth
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Omg

placid quiver
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how do you

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you

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jo||seph||

placid quiver
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???

next chasm
gilded plinth
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Oh man I forgot how into spoiler

toxic bolt
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jo|| mama||

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hahaha

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goteem

gilded plinth
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||wait||

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jo|| GOTTEM ||

toxic bolt
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:0

placid quiver
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jujo legit pronounced ||"josuke"|| as ||"Joe-Soo-Ki"||

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who

gilded plinth
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That's cancer

next chasm
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hoho's bizarre road roller

toxic bolt
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american ppl

gilded plinth
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My mom used to call me that

toxic bolt
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unless they watch anime

placid quiver
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they do

toxic bolt
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they dont know how to pronounce japanese names

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:0

placid quiver
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they watch it sub, to

toxic bolt
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actually if u read the manga like a cultured man u wouldnt know how to pronounce a lot of names

placid quiver
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well, theyre only on part 2 but still

gilded plinth
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I mean they can't even pronounce Mexican names and they're right next to Mexico

next chasm
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how tf you pronounce joseph 😳

toxic bolt
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Jo-See-FF

placid quiver
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Joe-See-Pah-Ah-Che

gilded plinth
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how in gay hell

toxic bolt
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fr its

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Jo-||mama||

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gotteem

gilded plinth
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Juh-sep-huu

toxic bolt
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Na-ruu-tooeeee

placid quiver
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Sa-Soo-Ki

toxic bolt
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Sas-K

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lmao

placid quiver
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Jos-k

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juice-kay

placid quiver
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Qtaro

toxic bolt
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ppl who pronounce sasuke as "Sa suu kee"

gilded plinth
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no

toxic bolt
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aka u @gilded plinth

gilded plinth
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omg

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you said this was our secret

toxic bolt
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sorry but

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im not loyal

gilded plinth
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😔 dese hoes aint loyal

placid quiver
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hm what if they did stands based off star signs

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hoes aint loyal

toxic bolt
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u call me a hoe?

gilded plinth
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U calling me a ... Dog

toxic bolt
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i delete messages very fast

gilded plinth
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Mine would be a lion

toxic bolt
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bro

gilded plinth
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Big f to whoever is a crab lol

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That shit is delicious

toxic bolt
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crab

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i tried to delete but im too fast

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it deletes the message before

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time to wash my dishes smh

gilded plinth
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You gonna get modded soon bruh

placid quiver
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it's scorpio season

gilded plinth
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Are scorpions delicious

placid quiver
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-death 13's user

gilded plinth
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Creepy ass baby

toxic bolt
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@wintry rampart

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he's in a server with me

gilded plinth
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Is it this one

toxic bolt
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pls dont ban me

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aw snap hes gonna ban me

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welp

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gotta bla-

gilded plinth
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F

eager haven
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Ive read up to part 6 however i was wondering why didnt dio regenerate at the end of part 3 or at least attempt too? Was it because it was his stand that was destroyed or had he just lost the will or motivation to live? Or was it just to hard to regenerate

wintry rampart
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Jonathan's body rejected him

lone hatch
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pretty hard to regenerate when ur head is completely gone too anyway

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plus speedwagon foundation on the scene immediately

solid grove
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yea they probably shined bright ass UV lights on him until the sun came up

light dragon
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Yep

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It could possibly have to do with his stand's destruction, though

eager haven
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hmm okay

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Also yeah those UAV light would of killed dio easily right yarethink

solid grove
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no but it didnt hurt

wintry rampart
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Geb vs Strength

white dew
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delete this

weary turret
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ok

light dragon
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Dio's SDC theme is amazing

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But so is pretty much all the character themes in SDC, especially Jotaro's

white dew
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Kakyoin's is fkking great

dusk agate
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Kakyoin's theme > Jotaro's theme 👀

meager dawn
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agreed

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noble pope best

toxic bolt
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in this server i think its best to talk about the anime in parts u already watched

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because you dont wanna see spoilers

meager dawn
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uh huh

toxic bolt
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y'know

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no u

weary turret
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no spoilers

toxic bolt
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why does kakyoin's theme sound like a naruto theme

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or something

meager dawn
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what

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no

toxic bolt
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like something that would be in naruto

valid meteor
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the theme in eoh i guess kinda does

toxic bolt
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i dont like it that mcuh

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but they abuse jotaro's theme in every way

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literally

meager dawn
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jotaros theme kinda bad tho

dusk agate
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Its not bad it's just overplayed soooo much

toxic bolt
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jotaro villain: u gon die jotaro
jotaro: turns hat
jotaro villain: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

wintry rampart
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jotaro has a great theme

placid quiver
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Noble Pope is fire y’all can’t lie

dusk agate
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^

blissful wasp
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opinion alert

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the final fight would be mcuh epic with rain

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because stopping time + rain= epic

placid quiver
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oh you right

lone hatch
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it would be better if the steam roller exploded

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and if it was an oil tanker instead

placid quiver
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now that i think about it, what would it be like to use hamon in the rain?

lone hatch
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.

weary turret
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not too different

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because it needs a direct connection

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nonliving things cannot hold a charge separate from a living thing channeling the ripple

placid quiver
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what about caesars bubble?

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is it cause of the blood? does that count as living?

weary turret
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no that's a real bubble

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he filled his clothes with soap, remember

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the bubbles are real

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they act like that because jojo is dumb and the whole system was dumb so they scrapped it all and made a system where they don't bother trying to explain it (much better)

placid quiver
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doesn't it say the bubble was also made of blood? why else would it be red?

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but yeah nothing makes sense ever

weary turret
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i dunno i haven't read BT in almost two years

lone hatch
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its blood

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i think anyway

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i watched bt like a month ago

weary turret
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blood doesn't bubble

lone hatch
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in jojo it does

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maybe

placid quiver
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yep

lone hatch
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perhaps

weary turret
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it's at least partially caesar's shitty dish soap clothes

lone hatch
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maybe i just made up the blood thing

placid quiver
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no you didn't

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it is

pastel cairn
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what if dio stopped time, grabbed a lot of rain and put it over jotaro, and when time resumes he is splashed by a wave of water

placid quiver
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what if

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this sounds like fanfiction you ironically write when high

lone hatch
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this is what would happen if jojo had a beach episode

placid quiver
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beach episode: all young versions jojos/jobros fuck around on the beach instead of questioning how they got their and how their deuteroginists are alive. and the villains are there to but just chilling cause why not

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theres a heroes vs villains volley ball tourney with jonathan and dio as team captains

pastel cairn
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"looks like we destroyed your sandcastle, jojo."

swift light
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Last Train Home? More like "stop making me Fucking cry"

crystal lion
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And kakyoin

worldly fjord
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Kakyoin in a bikini?

crystal lion
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Yes

solar sandal
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o k a y

crystal lion
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Iggy would probaly win that sand castle competition

tidal sigil
solar sandal
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why is baan placed in the wrong position

storm grove
meager spear
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Black lipstick or green lipstick for high dio?

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Personally I like black more but I wanna hear your thoughts

pastel cairn
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i want to know why dio is doing drugs

meager spear
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Joestar blood is the best drug

storm grove
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whatever he uses in the anime is fine by me

blissful wasp
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is joseph a boomer?

white dew
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No, he was born in 1920

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Baby Boomers were born after WW2

placid quiver
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mhm

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is jotaro a boomer, then?

white dew
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no, he's gen X

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Holly is a boomer

placid quiver
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ah

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a boomer and a weeb, ok then

white dew
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yup

solid grove
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holly was born in like 1942

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i dont think anyone in jojo is a boomer unfortunately

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unless you count

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uhh

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certain future part people

placid quiver
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noo

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we want boomers dammit!

quartz spade
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do you mean any jojos?

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oh damn Holly technically isnt a boomer

solid grove
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boomers are like

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1945-1964

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ish

quartz spade
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'46

wintry rampart
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gay^

wintry rampart
pastel cairn
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stand master: jotaro kujo
stand name: stinky feet

wintry rampart
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my reaction when i first saw it:

light dragon
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Boomers are those considered to be born at the end of or shortly after the war, 1946-1964 is what Wikipedia says is most often the accepted def of it

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So Holy (even though just barely) would be part of the Silent Generation

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Joseph would be the Greatest Generation

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According to the wiki, Avdol in his late 20s, so that would indeed make him a boomer

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Polnareff is almost a boomer, born in 1965

toxic bolt
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flexes on us by putting "reading part 6"

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the person below me has a trash stand

lone hatch
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bitch i have the best stand from part 3

light dragon
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Well

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I haven't even finished the first volume

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And I haven't been reading Part 6 for months by now

lone hatch
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i read the manga now i have nothing except stupid spinoffs and side stories.

light dragon
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^ Exactly why I don't want to rush Part 6 ;-;

lone hatch
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and the best part of it is half of them are untranslated

rich totem
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the plight of a caught up fan lol

wintry rampart
placid quiver
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lookin' nice

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except your not old

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but the paint is nice, and so is the outfit

wintry rampart
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he needs to come back in 50 years then it’ll be absolutely spot on

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Also buff

light dragon
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Lmao

gilded plinth
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Omg the dream is real is this stupid dog dead omg omg omg

#

Noooooooooo

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😭

placid quiver
#

oh

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those episodes

#

hoo boy

#

i mean, don't believe any dogs will live ever in this series

gilded plinth
#

Bet he dies at the end so I have to put up with his annoying shit the entire time

#

🙃

placid quiver
#

||he doesn't die, but noriaki gives him what he deserves kakyoindance||

gilded plinth
placid quiver
#

i think the main reason they don't just kill the bitch is, as noriaki said, he's a baby. maybe there's some rule in japan that you can't kill people under a certain age

white dew
#

uhhh murder is illegal everywhere despite the age of the victim

#

they really don't kill many enemy stand users in SDC as a rule

weary turret
#

not in international waters!

white dew
#

nearly all of them are just "retired"

placid quiver
#

im not referring to the actual act, i mean depicting someone under a certain age dying in jap media

white dew
#

there is no such rule

placid quiver
#

hm

#

ah, well i was wrong

gilded plinth
#

D'Arby the younger, worlds first oppressed gamer

#

We live in a society 😔

placid quiver
gilded plinth
#

Wait that's not vanilla ice fym

#

HEY I WILL NOT HAVE THE NAME OF VANILLA ICE, A TIME HONORED RAPPER, TARNISHED

#

Is nothing sacred 😖

placid quiver
#

not in jojo, no

#

also, who's vanilla ice in jojo? i only know cool ice /s

weary turret
#

watch better subs

gilded plinth
#

The sub says cool but I hear vanilla

weary turret
#

[7:01 PM] araki: watch better subs

gilded plinth
#

what

solid bane
#

watch better subs

gilded plinth
#

could you repeat that louder, my grandson turned down my font

weary turret
#

no part 4 stuff allowed here

#

even if it's tagged and labeled

meager spear
#

I love looking at a chat and you can tell someone is watching a part for the first time

cursive lantern
#

shikadame fumi- oh wait this is the wrong channel

#

dio be like jotaro i showed u my world, pls respond

#

jotaro be like ||star platinum za warudo||

near starBOT
#

@cursive lantern, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

inner bloom
#

does za warudo have a radius?

weary turret
#

yes, about 10m

inner bloom
#

the ability or the stand?

weary turret
#

the stand itself

#

the ability affects all of time

cursive lantern
#

well

#

u weren't supposed to say that here

inner bloom
#

uh oh

cursive lantern
wintry rampart
#

huh

gilded plinth
#

Man what in the SUPER FUCK is dio wearing

near starBOT
#

@gilded plinth, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

gilded plinth
#

Just casually takes a mfs tooth. Boii

gilded plinth
#

Dio is Hit 😱

quaint berry
lone hatch
#

dub hit is dub jotaro

#

dub jiren is dub dio

gilded plinth
#

hory shit

wintry rampart
#

lmao

#

they fought in both sdc and dbs

oblique plaza
#

Dodododo

#

dooooo

#

Dooooo dooo

#

Conotashenozu

#

Stardown

#

Uskema uu no zamany no waketa

#

Wovaccsa

#

Eee gumaaaaaa

#

Cookie nos

viral beacon
gilded plinth
#

That was a wild ride

light dragon
#

Just finished Part 3?

gilded plinth
#

Yeah!

#

amel_whistle dio is like those bosses that have 4 million stages, poor jotaro, I would have been so annoyed

white dew
#

omg @gilded plinth where are you getting those gudetama emoji I love them

gilded plinth
#

@white dew lmao let me send you an invite fam

#

Well I tried, I can't dm you tho mel_rock @white dew

light dragon
#

Oooh, that's nice @gilded plinth

#

Personally I would suggest not getting into Part 4 too fast after finishing Part 3

#

I almost did that and it was a little much to stomach

#

I'd recommend breaks between parts, I always do that myself

gilded plinth
#

I did 1 and 2 back to back, then I had a p long break before 3. Then again 1 and 2 together is p short 🙃

light dragon
#

True, I did watch Part 2 shortly after Part 1

#

You do you, fren

gilded plinth
#

amel_shiver for sure!

light dragon
white dew
#

you should be able to DM me @gilded plinth if you accept my friend request I think, you must have your settings that way

gilded plinth
#

Oh I'm an idiotmel_rock

white dew
#

ty ty

solid bane
#

It could also be that either of you set your privacy so that you don't get messages from server members

#

If you have that on you can't send messages to server members, kinda fair

white dew
#

the lowest setting is shared servers, which is what mine's set to

gilded plinth
#

Probably, I just forgot I had it on or something

#

I'm a very dimwitted individual

fresh otter
#

When you realise DIO actually used Jonathan's arms and Jonathan's muscles to lift the road roller

near starBOT
#

@fresh otter, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

fresh otter
light dragon
wintry rampart
#

I’m on stardust crusaders and am getting kind of bored of the filler episodes and just wanna get through it should I just skip to the episodes i wanna watch or watch all the episodes?

ruby lintel
#

Sorry to tell you

#

There are no filler episodes

#

This is just how boring this part is @wintry rampart

wintry rampart
#

Oh

#

Ok

#

They seemed like filler tbh

rich totem
#

Id recommend just enjoying the ride

cursive lantern
#

ho ho

white dew
#

imagine thinking part 3 is boring

lone hatch
#

it really is

white dew
#

blobcatverysad no it's not sob

solid grove
#

its boring until like

#

d'arby

#

1

weary turret
#

its boring until you read the first page

gilded plinth
#

I enjoyed pretty much all of it tbh mel_fancy

light dragon
#

Same really

lone hatch
#

it gets good like 2/3 in

ruby lintel
#

Silence, Araki.

wintry rampart
#

Stardust crusaders: yareyaredaze

light dragon
#

Why am I so conflicted as to what language I should show my brother Part 3 in

#

For one part he wants to hear McCree Jotaro, and I'm fond of the VAs of the dub

#

For the other part he'll be missing out on all the Engrish

wintry rampart
#

I like the Alessi fight

light dragon
#

Catharsis moment when kid Jotaro beats him up

#

And then Jot and Pol ora and rapier him into oblivion

wintry rampart
#

the only good parts of that fight

spring cloak
#

I enjoyed all of it, but now that I look back, it has many flaws. I remember I was frustrated because it was taking me so long to finish the part. (It took me two days, I watched it during the nighttime). When I was watching it, it was so epic but then again I'm thirteen so what can I say. It did have its flaws, and I do wish the characters were more in-depth and it wasn't so focused around one or two characters, theres more that bothers me but that is the main thing. Overall? I loved it. Possibly my favorite part. The soundtrack was great, Jotaro was so badass and theres were so many cool fights.

unkempt summit
#

Araki really created a badass looking stand like Hanged Man and just gave it to J Geil, huh?

placid quiver
#

As someone of the hanged arcana, I cannot express my disappointment enough on how scummy hanged man’s user was

wintry rampart
#

Evil cause enya is evil

placid quiver
#

Tho I hate to say it, the symbolism was there; just not for the regular hanged man. It more accurately represents the reversed hanged man. While the regular hanged man represents self sacrifice for the benefit of others, the reverse represents having others sacrifice themselves for personal gain. The reverse is very evident in... what he did to people like jean’s sister

wintry rampart
#

Hes made to be scummy, like a lot of future characters

placid quiver
#

Yeah

waxen flume
#

I also saw the ova

#

But I liked the anime better

#

The ova skipped a lot of stand fights

wintry rampart
#

About 80% or so

dusk agate
#

geez

lament verge
#

Wow

waxen flume
#

Yeah

noble gate
#

Text to speech avdol

#

Text to speech avdol

dusk agate
#

"im sure she found hihhm"

#

Text to speech avdol

placid quiver
#

oh god hearing them say good grief

near starBOT
#

@placid quiver, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !

noble gate
#

It's just weird

lament verge
#

T e x t to speech advol

placid quiver
#

oh god he is tts

#

OH GOD

#

KAKYOIN NO

noble gate
dusk agate
placid quiver
lament verge
noble gate
dusk agate
lament verge
placid quiver
#

jean, never say good grief again

noble gate
#

Hes trying his best

placid quiver
dusk agate
#

kakyoinlaugh
/ |
🍩
|
/ \

noble gate
#

HAHAAHHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL ITS SO BAD

lament verge
#

Hahaha

noble gate
#

JAJAJAHAAHAA

dusk agate
#

HHAHAHA

lament verge
#

....kakyoinlaugh
/ |
🍩
|
/ \

placid quiver
#

oh no

meager spear
#

Bruh is that actually what the SDC dub sounded like?

placid quiver
#

kakyoinhyperdance 🔫DioShake

meager spear
#

licklicklicklicklicklicklick

dusk agate
#

Yeah it is lol

waxen flume
#

Heard hol horse was originally suppose to replace avdol

#

Wonder how would they immediately forgive him if he actually killed Avdol

wintry rampart
#

There are a lot of rumors

jagged maple
#

Is it possible that the crusaders thought Kenny G and Vanilla Ice were two of the 9 gods as they never met oingo and boingo?

dusk agate
#

probably

lament verge
#

^

light dragon
#

Jeez, most likely

#

They did never meet them come to think of it, as enemies

#

Barring Iggy having a brief encounter with Boingo

placid quiver
#

oh

#

those two exsisting makes the flashback make sense

#

since even tho 2 of the 9 gods were a bird and a sword, it could've been those 2 as the humanoid figures instead

white dew
#

Are the crusaders even keeping track of that though

meager spear
#

Shit I was gonna point out hol horse and boingo but even then boingo was in a crate the whole time

dusk agate
#

Well I'm sure at least one of them is keeping track

#

Like they jsut say to each other "Guys wejust have 5 more to go" as maybe encouragement

white dew
#

Thats true although, they have no way of knowing if there are more

dusk agate
#

Wouldn't avdol know that there is 9 egyptian gods tho

#

and just assume that there is only 9?

white dew
#

SPW told them about the nine stand users, but they don't know who else might be after them

atomic tulip
#

jotaro

dusk agate
#

Kakyoin

atomic tulip
#

I cried when iggy died

lament verge
#

Me too bud :(

atomic tulip
#

fuck u vanila ice

lament verge
#

Yeah vanilla ice can commit dwath

dusk agate
#

I cried more when iggy died than when anyone else died

#

I knew all the deaths were gonna happen

#

but I didnt see how CRUEL iggys death would be coming 😦

lament verge
#

I cried sooo hard on iggys death :(

#

He got the shit beat out of him :((( it was soo sad :((

#

Iggy had a cruel af death

placid quiver
#

i wasn't the biggest fan of iggy

#

kakyoin and caesar hit me hardest

white dew
#

He's terrifyingly ugly and the farting humor is just a complete miss for me

placid quiver
#

^^^^^^

#

dude we're on the same wavelength

keen python
#

The fool is a cool stand though

near starBOT
#

@keen python, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

white dew
#

I wish his character design had been better from the start, it would help

placid quiver
#

the fool is a fitting stand, i'll give y'all that. ties into the symbolism

#

but remember the time he left joseph and avdol for dead?

white dew
#

tbh he's a dog roped into fighting halfway around the world against shit he doesn't care about for people he actively hates, so I'll give him a pass on that

placid quiver
#

well yeah

molten niche
#

The ova version of iggy was quite better

wintry rampart
#

@molten niche Ova Iggy = Minecraft

#

Iggy anime= roblox

dusk agate
#

The fart humor got me because I am litteraly mentally 1 year old

gilded plinth
#

I hated iggy until almost at the end

dusk agate
#

also the fool is freaking awesome

#

I love the design

#

same kinda

gilded plinth
#

Ugly little cunt

dusk agate
#

Ok I wouldnt go that far-

#

but

#

I dont think I liked him that much until he fought Pet SHop

gilded plinth
#

He looks like those lions drawn by people who have never seen a lion

#

Yeah same

placid quiver
#

same aswell

cursive lantern
#

nom nom

#

iggy

wraith sonnet
wintry rampart
#

Please do so

lone hatch
#

god the 2000 ova is so bad

chrome beacon
molten niche
#

sure

dusk agate
#

Isn't it on Youtube anyways?

#

The first half at least

lone hatch
#

all of the ova is on youtube

#

in japanese, english dubbed, italian dubbed, split up, compiled into two movies, and probably more

placid quiver
#

link?

wintry rampart
placid quiver
#

litty

lone hatch
#

that’s the 1993 ova, which covers the second half

#

we got the 2000 ova here which is the first half of part 3

#

it’s bad tho so don’t watch it

weary turret
#

OVA can't be on YT in its entirety can it?

#

i didnt think it allowed nudity

lone hatch
#

it is on yt in its entirety

#

sometimes yt just doesnt detect nudity or doesnt care

#

i dont even remember the nudity tho tbh

weary turret
#

first minute of the thing bro

lone hatch
#

the what

weary turret
#

45 seconds in :v

placid quiver
lone hatch
#

oh yea

solid bane
#

is that a tit

placid quiver
#

mhm

weary turret
#

no thats this weird big red scratchy thing they put in the opening sequence. dunno what was up with that

placid quiver
#

^

solid bane
#

for the tempted, it's flat

swift light
#

YES! YES! YES! YES!
YES!

wintry rampart
#

Just a question, you believe star plat stopping time is also plot convinience @grizzled linden

grizzled linden
#

A powerfull plot convience. One might even say an ass pull.

#

My standard is pretty easy to follow.

wintry rampart
#

Well, it isnt. Its stated in a jojoveller that star plat and the world were the first stands created

#

Theres nothing in the manga about it

#

But it was planned

grizzled linden
#

Dont care about a random book, if the manga does a bad job at explaining it, its still bad

wintry rampart
#

Its not random lmfao

#

Its from araki

grizzled linden
#

Random or not, its outside of the source material. Its not done well in the manga, so the manga does a bad job.

wintry rampart
#

It wasnt explained in the manga but thats cause you cant just add author quote to explain everything

#

Badly shown yes

grizzled linden
#

I would have enjoyed a few hints throughout the story of him doing something like time stop.

wintry rampart
#

Asspull, plot hole absolutely not surprisingly

grizzled linden
#

Yeah, it doesnt contradict anything, its just MAAAAAAAsively conveniant

wintry rampart
#

There was foreshadowing with the darby brothers and dio having hermit purple

grizzled linden
#

Darby brothers?

wintry rampart
#

Similar stand thing

#

D'arby whatever

grizzled linden
#

No, im asking what the brothers said that was foreshadowing

wintry rampart
#

Similar stand ability

#

They steal souls

#

After winning a game

grizzled linden
#

...thats not foreshadowing, that just means they both punch

#

Oh, you mean the brothers, yeah, they are similar...that doesnt foreshadow dio and jotaro at all

wintry rampart
#

By foreshadowing i meant its already happened that there are similar stands

grizzled linden
#

Yeah, as I said, its not a plothole, its just an asspull.

wintry rampart
#

Still not one

grizzled linden
#

Not a deus ex machina, but most definitly an asspull

wintry rampart
#

There is proof its legit

#

Cant deny it

grizzled linden
#

Gimme

wintry rampart
#

Youll have to wait cause im at 1% battery

grizzled linden
#

Ok, sure, GET THAT CHARGER BOI!!!

wintry rampart
#

But you can also watch debunking araki forgot from hamon beat

grizzled linden
#

I did actually. He did a pretty good job with a few, but there are a few where he gives reasonings that just arent in the story and death of the author is applied.

#

Dios coffin for example. There was absolutely no way there could have been a hidden room and a hidden way to get in.

#

Using basic geometry with the few shots of the coffin in part 1, the size of the fluffy room inside of the coffin was just as deep as the coffin itself, so there couldnt have been a hidden room under it.

weary turret
#

there's more coffin under the floor

#

im araki

grizzled linden
#

Cant. Math disproves it.

wintry rampart
#

Well firstly he was a head

grizzled linden
#

I was referring to a room that jonathans body could have hidden in

wintry rampart
#

Seeing the cofin is the same size as in the p1 panels i dont see a problem

grizzled linden
#

Which there cant, because of scaling

#

There cant be a hidden room, is what im saying.

weary turret
#

yes there can. we didn't see the whole coffin

wintry rampart
#

Well even if he didnt get in before the ship exploded the coffin was floating for a while

#

He couldve waited for erina to leave and enter it

grizzled linden
#

We did. We saw the fluffy room inside of it and it was just as tall as the ouside of the coffin.

weary turret
#

the implication that the exploding boat would be enough to kill dio if it weren't a bomb shelter is there

grizzled linden
#

...I dont dissagree?

#

Thats how erina and the baby survived

weary turret
#

and dio couldn't have survived otherwise, yeah?

grizzled linden
#

Well, dio, possibly yes, but Jonathans body would have been torn to pieces

meager spear
#

Well as soon as dio gets whatever is left of the body into the second compartment, it doesn’t really matter how messed up it is

#

He had 100 years to recover and heal

pastel cairn
#

imagine if the sun was dio's ability

#

and he's just discovering it

grizzled linden
#

I mean, I would have liked if Jonathans body would be a monstrocity, with multiple body parts being twisted and contorted in a horrific manner...not him getting out of a coffin that just...came out of nowhere

silk elm
#

Does anyone know how they knew nukesaku’s name?

weary turret
#

idk how crunchyroll translated it

#

but "nukesaku" isn't a name, it's an insult

#

the agents of dio thought he was useless and always called him rude things

#

and jotaro shows up and calls him the same rude thing

#

so he thinks they knew about him somehow, but actually he's just that much of a nukesaku

silk elm
#

Oh that makes the scene so much more funny

weary turret
#

im sorry you had to sit through CR's probably garbage subtitles

cold epoch
#

I watched the 1993 OVA last night

#

Hearing Dio yell "An oil tanker for you" is the highlight of my life

strong gale
#

Cwushed to death

wintry rampart
#

that oil tanker makes no sense cause it shouldve exploded after 2 punches

chrome lagoon
#

In the 1993 OVA Mario’s VA takes dio to the place where he was going to fight jotaro

#

My life is complete

lone hatch
#

the oil tanker is just so that they could make the road roller scene even more insane by having it explode into flames too

rose oasis
#

Why is the first D'arby fight so good

atomic tulip
#

go ahead

#

mista joesturr

steep brook
rose oasis
#

Yes I just rewatched that today

#

That's like right after the D'arby fight

rigid ruin
#

Hol Horse respects women

hollow schooner
#

I wonder

#

How many of D'arby's released souls ended up going into a body already buried because people thought they were dead?

placid quiver
#

i thought the souls went to the afterlife except for the sc

quartz spade
#

maybe D'arby swindled some people recently

swift light
#

I once thought that za warudo litterly meant the world in japanease

#

After i remembered that all jojo part 3 stands are said in a English way

#

But fucked up

light dragon
#

So, I recently started showing my brother part 3, he made it at least

#

Refreshing my memory a little from Part 3, I forgot how short the Tower of Grey fight was

rigid ruin
#

Everything up to Justice is a 1 episode fight

light dragon
#

So far we're going with dub

#

But I'll try to show him Dio's World in subs instead

#

The road roller scene is just better in the sub

wintry rampart
#

im going to roll all over you

#

lmao

light dragon
#

:(

#

I hate how the dub grew on meeeeee

#

I wanted to show my brother everything in subs

lone elm
#

I rolled all over your mom last night kakyoinsmirk

wintry rampart
thin quest
#

OKOKOK

#

I HAVE MY 8 YEAR OLD BROTHER WATCH STARDUST

#

but he don’t wanna watch anymore cause it’s sub

#

ANYONE KNOW WHERE IS DUB????

light dragon
#

You sure you should have your 8 year old brother watch JoJo?

rugged sun
#

this is not stardust crusaders but you can find it here

meager spear
#

Das the wrong part

thin quest
#

@light dragon he enjoys it plus he asked me if he can watch it

#

lol

light dragon
#

Well, I see, just be careful with the more brutal scenes if they're too hard on him

thin quest
#

Nahh

#

He has seen stuff way wors

#

e

light dragon
#

Then again I may be paranoid because I'm still iffy about showing my 14 year old little brother it

thin quest
#

BRUH

#

well uh

#

not up

#

ip

wintry rampart
#

huh

thin quest
#

browser connection

wintry rampart
#

no clue

thin quest
#

hMmMmM

#

screw it

solid grove
#

your 14 y/o brother is definitely old enough to watch jojo lol

lone hatch
#

most of this server is 14 years old

thin quest
#

right

#

if my brother can watch jojo and he’s 8

#

ur 14 yr old brother can handle it

#

like I’d say the most disgusting part

#

was probably

#

Joseph getting his arm cut off

#

in part 2

#

other than that I can’t remember anything else more bruta

lone hatch
#

pedophile ape

#

death 13

#

polnareff shitting in a tub

wintry rampart
#

who

#

also

#

speedwagon employee literally getting stuffed into a water canteen

#

vanilla ice kicking the shit out of a dog aka iggy

placid quiver
#

joseph and avdol peaking on women in the restroom

wintry rampart
polar crest
#

the entire bastet fight

#

the entirety of the sethan fight

thin quest
#

ok good point

#

also by disgusting I meant like Gory bloody

#

ish

meager spear
#

Part 3 is pretty light on blood since they almost never kill enemy stand users

thin quest
#

ye

#

part 4 is a bit worse

meager spear
#

Well if you’re watching the broadcasts they put the shadows on anything gory anyways so it should be fine

thin quest
#

ye

placid quiver
#

there's still the parts where dio scratchs into his head

#

the sfx like damn

noble ravine
#

How did the speed wagon foundation know Iggy was a stand user?

placid quiver
#

he used his stand at a shelter he was at, and since it's a visible stand they probably caught wind of it

wicked wing
#

Also pretty sure Avdol or Joseph requested Iggy as a help for the crusaders.

light dragon
#

He was found by Avdol in New York

#

Apparently the ordinary dog catchers in the streets where he acted as king of the strays were attacked by The Fool

quartz spade
#

The most unrealistic part in all of jojo is that Joseph never visited holly AT ALL since she had Jotaro

placid quiver
#

maybe he was "busy" hypereyes

waxen flume
#

I thought a lot of the stand users were killed

#

Like tower of gray

#

Forever was killed

#

I think yellow temperance as well

placid quiver
#

later on in the part they stop killing people and more people "retire"

white dew
#

Stardust Crusaders takes place in 1987 the wiki timeline is wrong @solid grove

waxen flume
#

I thought retire mean dead

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I thought stardust crusaders take place in 1989 @white dew

white dew
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no it's 1987

quartz spade
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It means crippled to the point where their stand is unusable

white dew
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both the anime and manga confirm this

placid quiver
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retire doesn't always mean dead

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like that sword

white dew
placid quiver
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oh boy

solid grove
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apparently when SDC manga came out it took place in 1987 but in some stone ocean chapter they say 1988-1989

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idk

quartz spade
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It was retconned kind of because part 4 takes place 10 years after part 3 but that's 1999

white dew
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It was not retconned

waxen flume
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Wonder how mandetta’s older brother survive getting split in half

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I mean blown

quartz spade
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@waxen flume their real names are Oingo and Boingo btw

white dew
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[crap wrong part]

placid quiver
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mandettas.... oh you mean oingo

waxen flume
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Yeah

white dew
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there

solid grove
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also

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dio gains his stand in 1985 or 1986

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?

light dragon
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1985 it seems

waxen flume
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Yum a kit-Kat bar

weary turret
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no dio obtained his stand only a little before SDC

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no more than a couple months

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but he was fished out a few years earlier

solid grove
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he woke up in 1983

weary turret
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around then ya

rigid ruin
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yeah i like to think it took him a bit to bea like "what the fuck? the fuck is a car? TV? Polio Vaccine?"

meager spear
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In my head canon: dio gets really addicted to some piece of modern tech

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Like he learns about cassette tapes and just flips his shit

weary turret
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why do you think he keeps d'arby around

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dio fucking loves video games

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vanilla ice worships this man as a god and all he wants to do is hang out with the butler that lives in his basement and plays street fighter

placid quiver
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this is too good

meager spear
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He’s a major gamer

weary turret
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dio is like "Come, Vanilla Ice. I, DIO, will allow you to choose Ryu for our first match" and vanilla ice is like "no dio-sama i cannot possibly be worthy to match you in this contest of wits" but actually vanilla ice just doesn't know and doesn't care about games cause he lives in the eighties and just wants dio to hurry up and be done

meager spear
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I bet he mains petshop on HFTF

weary turret
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no dio fucking sucks at games

meager spear
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Alright then he mains hol horse

weary turret
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d;arby goes easy on him cause he likes having a head

placid quiver
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he sucks but he's a try hard

weary turret
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oh absolutely

placid quiver
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dio's conceited enough to main himself

weary turret
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dio plugs in his TV and is fascinated by egyptian soap operas

meager spear
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He doesn’t understand that in hftf, he has horrible mix up game and useless moves but he still picks himself

placid quiver
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"hey i brought your turtle neck to the dry cleaners. i know it didn't look dirty, but it's like century old and there's no way it's clean. it's gonna take 50 days until it's back"

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-from jojostuck

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it's like semi-cringy but hillarious, read it