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#stardust-crusaders
safe gazelle
Who is the strongest (famous, including anime) character Jotaro could kill?
Not SPOH
manic ledge
superman
magic reef
herobrine
safe gazelle
Bro, herobrine is too op I said that he could kill not be killed by
manic ledge
what if u can tho
safe gazelle
Hah hah Ultra Instinct Shaggy very funny
Game Theory man made a video on the very epic Ultra Instinct Shaggy
Bro what about le epic rage comics?
magic reef
rage comics are acceptable post-post-ironically
safe gazelle
It's like putting Goku vs a very buff wrestler
On the outside they look like two equally buff men
But really one is way more powerful
In other words unfair af
Jotaro vs another character with a similar ability would've been better imo
They did do a DBX of Jotaro vs Yuu (P4) I believe though
I also believe they did Joseph vs The protagonist of Full Metal Alchemist
near starBOT
@safe gazelle, Your Stand Power is now level 15 !
safe gazelle
Forgot his name
safe gazelle
I mean he had heard there was a Philosopher's stone there and Joseph is quite eccentric and had a Red Stone
He just assumed he was there for it as well
safe gazelle
The more you stare, the less it makes sense
trail hamlet
Is star platinum the only stand with hair
midnight knot
star platinum has a hidden ability that lets him merge hats with hair
safe gazelle
I think so
Unless you count a stand from part 4
Mannequin boi
Not sure if what I said is spoils
vernal steppe
That's not the example I would have gone with...
Doesn't the High Priestess have some kind of fur, before it transforms
trail hamlet
Its not his hair is it
vernal steppe
Not in this channel at least
safe gazelle
I got this man beat at his own game
trail hamlet
I mean
safe gazelle
Am I wrong
manic ledge
cum has hair??!
vernal steppe
I thought everyone's did??
ornate merlin
@normal apex delete
celest violet
full hill
@normal apex don't talk about stuff after part 3 here
celest violet
That was next level of spoiler
ornate merlin
celest violet
ornate merlin
safe gazelle
Well then go in that parts chat
celest violet
Then don’t talk 
ornate merlin
Because #jojo-anime-discussion is for part 5 anime
full hill
don't risk spoiling others just because you don't want to spoil yourself
full hill
okay just make sure stuff actually happened in a part before discussing it there
safe gazelle
You can talk part 1-3 here not anything past that
Did you hit him with the ban hammer?
safe gazelle
He just deleted his messages then
celest violet
Fair point
normal apex
i made a meme about polnareff
near starBOT
@normal apex, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
normal apex
and i guess it was a spoiler unknowingly
ornate merlin
celest violet
ornate merlin
Again?
safe gazelle
Let me guess
Part 5 thing related to part 3
Got it in wrong chat
solid bane
don't want to risk it no thanks
safe gazelle
Can't be specific but that is it if I'm correct
normal apex
risk it?
safe gazelle
In case it's a spoiler for him
safe gazelle
Or her
normal apex
if you all knew what i said
near starBOT
@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 24 !
normal apex
omg this is so hilarious
go to jojokes and i’ll say what i said
okay it’s there, now everyone calm down lmaoooo
manic lotus
small tapir
wintry rampart
wintry rampart
Just curious did anyone ever see the abridged parody of Stardust Crusaders OVA by antfish on YouTube it’s pretty hilarious and quotable
small tapir
yes that one's a classic
oblique geyser
mhm
ebon pecan
Which episode is the star plat biting hiero green from?
wanton turret
Episode 2 I think, during their fight
viscid quartz
fair haven
teal bay
Hi
celest violet
Fuck a duck
safe gazelle
That really Yare Yare's my Daze
celest violet
Duck a fuck
celest violet
Dead meme 
celest violet
Also #manga-jojokes
wintry rampart
What about SP noming Melon Green?
safe gazelle
M E L O N G R E E N
wintry rampart
OVA pronoucing Kakyoin's stand
wanton turret
@wintry rampart only post memes in #manga-jojokes
wintry rampart
What even counts as a meme and a image here?
weary turret
anything that isn't funny
wintry rampart
But getting Melon Green nommed is though
celest violet
bUt mElOn gReEn
wanton turret
Well a meme is usually something edited to infer a joke and/or a simple edit that betrays the original image
And I was pointing to the video you posted
And the OVA calls it Hierophant Green
wintry rampart
DIO in the OVA in the english dub calls it Higher Fant Green
wanton turret
Yes, but not Melon Green, which you stated before
Is what I was trying to point out
celest violet
Interesting
wintry rampart
Joseph's racism to Avdol
And the explanation to Jotaro's ghost friend from the cell
celest violet
What was the emo joke like?
celest violet
Also the Luigi meme at the start
wintry rampart
As in he voiced a lot of characters
celest violet
How can it be outdated?
wintry rampart
I think they mentioned that again at some point
Avdol: Well you can go fuck a goat
I miss Antfish
He hasn't uploaded in years
celest violet
Episode 5 when?
celest violet
There was a comment in the last video he made
It asked what would come first
Episode 5 or Part 5 anime
It was a 4 year old comment 😐
All part 5 never memes are outdated
wintry rampart
The Rock auditioning
wintry rampart
so i was thinking about just how much i want an arcsys jojo game
with both hamon users and stand users
kinda like guilty gear xrd x hftf
celest violet
I don’t think Hamon would work with stands in an arc system works game
wintry rampart
i think it could
arcsys games are mostly about close range and blockstrings anyway
maybe you could have ceasar/jonathan/joseph
and even throw in a couple vampires too
then the rest of the characters just be stand users
and speedwagon just because
celest violet
Was there really a reason why Dio’s face wasn’t shown until the finale?
ornate merlin
Because the Manga did it
small tapir
because revealing his face on the stairs is way more satisfying than seeing him from the beginning
celest violet
Why is Dio in part 3 named DIO and not just Dio?
vernal steppe
Isn't that how it's stylised in the manga
Given they also have different movesets and personalities it helps tell them apart too
weary turret
it's spelled in english (DIO) IN sdc
wintry rampart
potent rivet
are people changing wikipedia to make shitty jokes about jojo again
wintry rampart
I don’t get what’s the jojo reference
wintry rampart
who the fuck is edouard
supple warren
badabum
wintry rampart
@supple warren what the fuck is an edouard
potent rivet
a name.
supple warren
it's clearly from your edited picture
not that you edited it, but the picture you posted that is
hell, even your picture says it
potent rivet
@wintry rampart
solid bane
adding some things about jojo is funny but vandalizing is not
potent rivet
Whats an elvis
wintry rampart
the protagonist in part 4
potent rivet
Bless your heart.
wintry rampart
why?
solid bane
cus it's gonna get ripped off
tame mauve
Uhm
That was from the installation of the head to the neck
The rest of Johnathan's body was whole
Remember how Dio kept touching his neck scars?
And saying that it hadn't healed yet in the beginning of Part 3?
Yeah, but an arm is leaps and bounds from an entire body.
Keeping the body in it's best state means Dio can achieve his maximum potential through it.
Dio's respect for Jonathan extended only to the fact that he had bested him.
Prior to his defeat, he was simply fucking around with Jonathan.
Yeah.
So again, he views almost everyone else as pawns and tools to achieve his own goals.
Enya, Enrico Pucci, etc.
Yeah, the David who felled Goliath, except Goliath comes back as a ghost to possess David.
keen dagger
He never gets a proper burial
near starBOT
@tame mauve, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
keen dagger
XD
tame mauve
A great being once said:
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
When Jonathan died, it was no longer Jonathan, and the years of corruption and darkness made the body his.
I mean, you only have to look at the horrific black nails
keen dagger
No. When super woman said a great being once said mee6 said ur stand power increased. Mee6es quote was inspirational
tame mauve
he a suit man
keen dagger
Same but instead he was wearing a world suit
fleet gyro
past trellis
i've been rewatching stardust crusaders
and was enyaba just being controlled by a flesh bud the whole time?
weary turret
no enya was following DIO of her own will
the flesh bud was there to kill her if she was captured
because she knew the secret of DIO's stand
past trellis
oh
near starBOT
@past trellis, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
weary turret
as well as a good chunk of the other stands too
past trellis
yeah that makes sense
weary turret
steely dan's stand, Lovers, is a stand that can take care of her quickly
steely dan was there to take out enya, joestars were second priority
weary turret
o7
daring vine
celest violet
N O
wintry rampart
I can't believe i didn't noticed
celest violet
They followed him
wintry rampart
Si
small tapir
they changed that in the bluray since the lady sitting in front when you see inside the plane is different
celest violet
That kinda sucks
small tapir
celest violet
Never mind
small tapir
I remember noticing that error when the episode came out
near starBOT
@small tapir, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
small tapir
yes
wintry rampart
I love your videos keep it up
wintry rampart
Nani
celest violet
🤮
celest violet
Fuck this cursed image
wintry rampart
@small tapir oh look florence welch
safe gazelle
Cooking Mama is a masterpiece
junior garnet
wintry rampart
remember when Dio made the sun his minion
even though he was a vampire
how did he even minionize it
weary turret
thanks
ornate merlin
YoU mEaN iTs NoT tHe ReAl SuN?
wintry rampart
aight then
junior garnet
No
celest violet
That the stand with the stand
Doesn’t actually use the image of a sun
But the heat of it?
That is pretty cool!
junior garnet
That scene was fucking baller
And they kept Kars Wham and AC/DC locked down with UV lights
weary turret
well, it worked with santana
storm grove
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/2/2e/P4D_Naoto_Shirogane.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20150327142818
Naoto from Persona
literally doing Jotaro's pose
storm grove
more like
Notorious Fortune
worthy cedar
Lol
burnt zodiac
@tidal wyvern please put memes and edits in the proper channel, #manga-jojokes
heady temple
Firefighter
near starBOT
@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !
wintry rampart
and kill one of my fav crusaders
velvet mantle
When the only character development he got was when he died
wintry rampart
true
dire mauve
4th wall broken
celest violet
4th wall breaks are pretty bad
magic reef
suits the part they're in then 
celest violet
No 
waxen arrow
Where the heck did Dio get that steamroller from?
junior garnet
The Steamroller Factory
keen dagger
I only like 4th wall breaks when there done right
velvet mantle
What about wheel of fortunes fourth wall break
viscid forge
Speaking of wheel of fortune, Is there any other car stands In jojo.
Vehicle stands
keen dagger
Strength
safe gazelle
I don't think there are any other vehicle stands which is pretty sad
tepid shard
safe gazelle
Yeah but they could've been really cool
And it's a shame that they were dropped after part 3
viscid quartz
I think I know which one your referring too but I don’t think that counts 
safe gazelle
Vehicle stands if developed more would've been pretty sick
vernal steppe
The Fool best vehicle Stand
hybrid hawk
i mean its not really a "vehicle" but the ape in part 3 (forgot the name of him/his stand) had a stand that was a boat
daring vine
they should have had the speedwagon service on stand by just incase of server wounds
a sad yeehaw for kakyoin 😔
daring vine
near starBOT
@daring vine, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !
daring vine
this is such a strange theory
super unlikely but its interesting maybe would make an interesting au?
junior garnet
At first I thought that was Joseph drawn like Kakyoin
solid bane
same
daring vine
hm i just think peoples weird fan fictions and stuff is interesting
it can tell you a lot about what people like and theire personality even if its just a shitty wattpad
i just like seeing people have fun with characters they really like : D
keen dagger
Kakyoin did u lay this egg
wintry rampart
Am i the only one who had trouvle with polnareffs name a bit?
near starBOT
@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
keen dagger
I used to spell it as polarneff
solemn iron
potent rivet
either way his name is weird lol
potent rivet
high trout
I mean the part 4 thing is a sound byte so it really doesn't spoil anything
but yeah this belongs in #manga-jojokes
weary turret
whenever i spell kakyoin's name
i think of that part from the yellow temperance arc
where joseph uses Hermit Purple on the tv and the shows spell out "ka-kyo-in" and call him a traitor
wintry rampart
still disappointed get back wasn’t played at the end of this part
drowsy crescent
||I thought Wheel of Fortune was gonna be like D’Arby, like chance that you’ll win, when I watched it.||
wintry rampart
it could have been really interesting if his stand was more rng based
vernal pendant
i thought it was gonna be like kite's nen power in hunter x hunter
wintry rampart
For me, I am not that big of a fan for some of the minor antagonists’ designs
Devo, Rubber Soul and Steely Dan all look very similar to me
keen dagger
I get confused with the empress and priestess
wintry rampart
....I thought Polnareffs name was polar reff....i was close
solid bane
polar reef
wise nacelle
Imagine fighting a gay vampire that stole your grandfather's body
vernal steppe
The state of my grandfather's body, I reckon I could take him. Just about
When he was younger apparently he noticed a pickpocket and lifted the guy up using his hand on the guy's neck
But he's let himself go since then so bring it on
full dust
Hi everyone
I want to ask
|| wasn't Joseph supposed to turn into a vampire after getting revived via dio's blood in last ep ? ||
Ah sorry
near starBOT
@full dust, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
full dust
I'm new here
I didn't know that
Why kakyoin didn't use again that ability he used against jotaro when he attacked him through drawing on his body picture
weary turret
that wasn't an ability
that was just kak being dramatic
the cells of DIO kinda do funny things to your head
it was a long-distance stand attack that jotaro didn't see
full dust
Ah ok lol thank you
wise nacelle
licklicklicklicklicklicklick
radiant prawn
quick sage
So the game heritage for the future has the character young joseph which is based on a what if in part 3 of alessi uses his powers on old joseph thus turning him into a young man once more what confuses me is that he doesnt have his robotic hand anymore
I know its just a game but its still doesnt make any sense
solid bane
it's a game so it's supposed to not make sense
quick sage
Like dio teleporting while in stopped time yes
manic ledge
stands have odd rules when it comes to bodily accessories
like how they pretty much always ignore clothing
so idk
solid bane
i'm sure if joseph were to be affected by set he would still not have his hand
manic ledge
I'm pretty sure he'd still have his stand, tho it does depend on how set exactly works
if it's just de-aging you, then he won't have his hand. if it's literally reverting your body back to a point when you were younger, I think araki could get away with saying he gets his hand back
quick sage
Well it depends if joseph at that time knew he had a stand
But if we are talking about pre lost hand joseph then i dont think so?
Or maybe its not as developed
Idk
manic ledge
how does him having a stand matter here?
rose hinge
his earring also magically reappears after he lost it...?
weary turret
he has more
manic ledge
i don't think ear pierces are restricted by age
you can get them whenever you want, or when your parents give you the ok
rose hinge
...is this question for realsies
toxic ermine
if you have big dick energy doesn't that mean your stand has a giant penis because your stand is just you but your mental energy shit
solid bane
stands have no genitals
except boobs
that's as far as this server lets me talk about it
wintry rampart
I assume you'd just see a bulge
solid bane
or a lump
keen dagger
can multiple people control 1 stand
manic ledge
yes
weary turret
boobs aren't genitals
junior garnet
Define "multiple people"
wooden ruin
When did multiple people control 1 stand
weary turret
stands can do or be anything
burnt zodiac
there's no reason it can't happen 🤷
viscid quartz
Anubis breaks like every single stand rule
wintry rampart
bound stands are usually weird
manic ledge
^
burnt zodiac
all of those that are actually rules are typicallies imo
wintry rampart
ye. they are
weary turret
lets not pretend we didn't debunk all these like 20 minutes ago in #jojo-overall-discussion
wintry rampart
10,8,7 are just facts really.
burnt zodiac
shrug
viscid quartz
Why have rules in the first place then 
manic ledge
they're rules, not laws
it makes the stand reveals more interesting
like when a later stand literally breaks almost every rule
wintry rampart
what stand is that?
manic ledge
||well known large||
celest violet
Alessi was the worst fight in SC
Fight me
weary turret
why would we fight you? you're right
soft steeple
Star Platinum can donut if Jotaro doesn't hold back, right?
celest violet
Probably
soft steeple
I mean, it's said it can shatter diamonds, so a human body would be easy to donut
celest violet
Jotaro can kill Awful hair dude then
soft steeple
I just remembered The World whose strength is on par did donut Kakyoin
So Star Platinum definitely could
Beyond a doubt
Jotaro is just too nice to be a murderer 99% of the time as much as he hates a person
wintry rampart
Why is dio wearing kneepads
And a head band
And pants with a broken zipper
And a contant bulge
daring vine
bruh kakyoins rero scene is so cursed in the english dub
celest violet
It's decent
solid bane
second cus star platinum refuses
quick sage
I am kinda disappointed EoH didnt have midler as a playable character but have mariah as one
her desgin from HFTF was just 
celest violet
soft steeple
upbeat lance
Hinting at Anne being related to death 13 in a way?
karmic flower
it took three weeks but my jotaro shirt finally arrived in the mail 😍
thick prism
Shomme
thick prism
Amazing
karmic flower
https://www.etsy.com/listing/685284696/jojos-bizarre-adventure-t-shirt-mens?ref=shop_home_active_21&pro=1 this is where I got it btw
solid bane
i thought you meant jotaro's shirt
celest violet
It’s not that good
thick pulsar
it's
ok
indigo orbit
thick pulsar
thicc boi
winged lintel
@wintry rampart theres literally an episode where baby polanreff has his dick out the whole time
wise hatch
They didn’t censor Hayatos baby pp aswell
keen dagger
How old is avdol again
celest violet
He is on his late 20s
hybrid hawk
nice
wintry rampart
You know what would be awesome
If Hol Horse joined crusaders and replaced avdol
Mariah fight
Would be 1000 times funnier
wise hatch
Araki was gonna have him be a crusader
But it became a PH situation where his stand was too busted
weary turret
the other problem was that he and polnareff were too similar characters
vernal pendant
and you know he killed avdol
weary turret
no he didn't
vernal pendant
oh huh
weary turret
araki has admitted that he just had him "killed" to shake things up and keep people interested :v
he was always meant to rejoin the squad after
solid bane
i thought he was back by fan request
weary turret
nope
abdul was never super popular
not so much that he'd warrant a story rewrite
man why does SDC get all the weird rumors
thick pulsar
Dunno but I wanna see an alternate timeline where Hol Horse joins the crusaders
Maybe polnareff fucking dies to hanged man
quick kestrel
The prisoners in Jotaro's cell were stand users??? 
celest violet
ARAKI FORGOT?
I don't know
weary turret
they were all stand users. they just knew better and shut up about it
quick kestrel
Yeah it's most likely then seeing stuff float around like the cops saw, just making a joke
quick sage
Its just jotaro beating the shit out of them when he first locked himself and saw manga radios and beers flying in the air
So you can consider it just they tried to annoy joots or beat him up so he summoned star platinum and they were shocked at the damage speed and not even seeing his punches when in reality he just was using his stand
keen dagger
Who was the most useless stardust crusader
Imo iggy
But he has a reason as to why and gets better at the end
copper topaz
i just call iggy face farter
orchid veldt
I'd honestly say any of the Crusaders who are out for half the part are candidates for that role
oh wait that's half the crusaders
celest violet
manic ledge
iggy, kakyoin, and avdol
celest violet
And Joseph for a little while
keen dagger
Kakyoin was useful imo. But it was only for the fight with dio
But without jotaro. There fucked
winged lintel
When you think youre gonna get a new theme and its just another stardust crusaders remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn40diTI0sk
If any of the 6 crusaders hadnt been there walking into dios mansion I think they would have lost
it took all of them sacrificing
burnt zodiac
i agree
Well I can't remember how Avdol helped during the Cream fight but that's a problem with me and not avdol
winged lintel
@burnt zodiac Avdol prevented cream from killing all 3 of them with one attack
If he had hesitated for even a milisecond to sacrifice himself they all would have died
Avdols the reason polnareff lived and polnareffs one of the reasons they won
It took the sacrifices of 2 crusaders to take down vanilla ice
Ikr he fucking had two of his best friends save him
He accepted his own death
And then had to feel the life drain from the sand that saved him
solid bane
I wonder if avdol could take on vanilla
junior garnet
Didn't he not know he was a vampire?
He forgot he did that
I'm pretty sure I've seen other things where a character is brought back from the dead without ever knowing they died
Vanilla Ice calls out Iggy's bullshit by saying "Lord DIO would never step down here where the Sun shines" or something like that
So he knows Vampires die in the SUn
He didn't know he was a Vampire
solid bane
he knew dio's weakness and that he revived him, but not that he was turned into a vampire
viscid carbon
that would require the difference between vampires and zombies ever being clearly established, which it isn't really.
junior garnet
I don't think zombies can succ
shadow bramble
Have faith
wise hatch
i think zombies are lower tier than vampires
viscid carbon
yet Tarkus, who was a zombie, was able to defeat a Hamon master, whereas later on we see a whole army of vampires who are cannon fodder and pose no threat to Lisa Lisa or Joseph except by weight of numbers
vernal steppe
Wouldn't be JoJo if people in higher tiers didn't get defeated by people in lower tiers
celest violet
Bruford was a stand user
He didn’t seem like a vampire 
wise hatch
is it bad that a lot of my favorite stands are from this part
weary turret
polnareff's only friends are 2 japanese high school students, a gay fortune teller, a 69 year old millionaire, and a dog
solid bane
and/or his family
weary turret
they're dead
charred cobalt
Polnareff deserved better, guy had it bad for a real long time
old geode
Just started part 3 and this immediately came to mind
charred cobalt
Jojokes but wig
old geode
Why does JoJo's mom act like a teenager?
charred cobalt
She's got the demeanor of a child
old geode
Oh my, Joseph's voice got so much deeper over the past few years
weary turret
she doesn't have much in life to worry about. she's happy
charred cobalt
Hes an old man
old geode
I'm pretty sure that Joseph's voice actor got replaced right? It's a bit jarring
Still, I like his voice. He seems like a good voice actor
charred cobalt
Yes man, hes 50 years older
weary turret
RIP 🙏
charred cobalt
You wouldnt sound the same at 60 as you were when you were 18
old geode
"zip it PIG"
Joseph says "Fuck Cops!"
Ive always loved Joseph's anti authority vibe
I think I'm gonna enjoy Jotaro
weary turret
charred cobalt
Good boy
viscid carbon
Old Joseph brings more to the show than Jotaro. And I actually like Jotaro
trail hamlet
Dads?
shadow bramble
Begone cursed child
worthy cedar
Correction, Polnareff.
lapis granite
ever though about how joseph could have just asked the speedwagon foundation for a private jet to take them to Cairo? the only reason they didn't take an airplane in the first place was because Tower of Grey attacked them and there was a risk of civilians getting hurt but both of those issues wouldn't exist if they took a plane where only they and the pilots were on board
charred cobalt
They tried to take a helicopter later and look how that turned out
shadow bramble
Yeah well maybe don't take a random baby with you
But I suppose they would prefer not to fly there
shadow bramble
Ohh
Sonuva yeah Joseph just has bad luck in aircrafts
Probably blew his load of luck on that finale in Battle Tendency
lapis granite
yeah but those all went wrong because they were all near enemy stand users, if they took a plane from japan nothing would be able to stop them, none of the part 3 stands could stop a private jet thats high up in the sky
charred cobalt
Ok they get to cairo then they deal with the Egyptian Gods, cool we still have more fights
shadow bramble
Was Hol Horse ever budded?
Because like
Why was he helping DIO? I probably just forgot
charred cobalt
He had a fear of him by the time he tried to assissinate him, if thats anything
Maybe he promised him wealth or something
shadow bramble
I suppose?
Because I'm just wondering
How easy would it have been to convert him to help Jotaro and the gang
Using his powerful Stand
Of gun
charred cobalt
Hol Horse could have just joined them once his second assasssination mission failed not even through dio's influence.
He already feared dio at the point, why not just join the only people who also share your goal
Its like another certain group from a certain part who shared the same goal but never teamed up 
thick pulsar
Hol horse tries to shoot dio
Fucking fails
celest violet
He was holding back 😤
wintry rampart
Hol horse is a fucking coward
But if he had to eat shit he'd do it in a heartbeat
So he's 2nd best boi from this part
1st is of course polnareff
frail cedar
hol horse would have made a few fights way too easy
celest violet
Both
weary turret
rip Unsho Ishizuka
weary turret
thing we don't talk about enough: hol horse canonically quit smoking between the hanged man arc and the hol horse and boingo arc
wintry rampart
Truly a wholesome boi
weary turret
nicest man in the world. has girlfriends everywhere
real cape
Respects all women
weary turret
hol horse is the straightest dude in SDC
thats why dio keeps him around. to see how gay he can make the worlds straightest dude
charred cobalt
He makes him a bottom by the end
weary turret
no he doesn't hol horse remains completely oblivious to the end
in his colourful metaphors
viscid quartz
I don’t think he shat himself. The anime made it look like he did but it was really just him releasing all of his sweat at once when Dio left the room
prisma lichen
its a trick move
no one would attack someone who shat himself
its like plot armor but 10x more powerful
charred cobalt
I dont have that much balance
prisma lichen
wait which one?
storm grove
the one where he leans back
prisma lichen
oh
charred cobalt
Epic wrryy
viscid quartz
I like his little gremlin pose where he stands on one leg and hunches his back the most
charred cobalt
I like that one too
wintry rampart
The best dio pose is the one in the beginning of part 3 in the stairs
charred cobalt
Where he just stands?
storm grove
Dio has so many cool poses
viscid quartz
Stands
wintry rampart
Where he's climbing up the stairs
weary turret
the one from HFTF
viscid quartz
H I G H
storm grove
he claws his head? when
also speaking of the ocean
were there two coffins? i heard something about it but i dunno how that plothole theory goes
prisma lichen
yea there was two of em
weary turret
there are a few theories as to how the coffin works
two of them is a common and sensible one
burnt zodiac
i thought araki said that there was a secret compartment but thats a little dumbo
charred cobalt
Wasnt there false panelling in the coffin erina survived on
Isnt that how he survived
storm grove
but that coffin got to land didn't it, Erina's?
otherwise how did she get to New York
weary turret
a boat picked erina and lisa lisa up off the canary islands
storm grove
ah, okay
that makes more sense
so secret compartment and Erina and Lisa Lisa got picked up by a boat
viscid quartz
storm grove
what?
weary turret
it makes more sense if you read the thing
wintry rampart
weary turret
after part 6
weary turret
vampires can probably eat people just fine
viscid quartz
Or maybe he was pretty hungry. Part 2 described that captain zombie as “He ate the bones of his victims” so 100 years of nothing would probably do that to a vampire as well
charred cobalt
What if DIO's vampirism worked like minecraft rules
He can stay in the sun as long as he's in water
viscid quartz
That’s why he went to the desert
wintry rampart
Water is pretty dark
storm grove
why didn't DIO wanna leave Egypt, by the way?
why was he even there actually
i don't remember
viscid quartz
If that applied then every fan fiction is canon
It would be a pretty interesting read though
The fishermen on the boat are an unholy level amounts of swole
Their muscles look physically painful
wintry rampart
Lmao, perfectly summarises this convo
storm grove
i give a damn 😠
i'm looking over Kakyoin's first chapters
Jotaro and Star Platinum are so fucking cool
it's a bit of a shame there wasn't much room for Jotaro to use his precision later on in the story
solid scarab
Hmm
solid bane
didn't he catch the lovers with his precision
storm grove
all i remember is Kakyoin fought the Lovers
weary turret
yes, and also kakyoin;s string
storm grove
that's pretty cool then
charred cobalt
Shrinking stands
storm grove
aw
is that a real thing out there?
by the way Steely Dan looks so much like Rubber Soul it's uncannny
weary turret
the dan family has long historic ties with the soul family
burnt zodiac
yeah
burnt zodiac
never really comes up but yeah thats a thing they can just do
charred cobalt
Yeah
storm grove
So Star Platinum can catch Lovers but not Tower of Grey?
near starBOT
@storm grove, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !
storm grove
how does that work
burnt zodiac
iirc tower of grey is known for being particularly fast but Lovers isn't
Yeah but he wasn't able to catch The Emperor in mid air
solid bane
🔫
wise hatch
Is Tower of Grey the worst p3 stand
storm grove
yes
man, it's so messed up that Avdol died twice
you can't just pull a fast one on the reader by tricking them into believing a major character died, then not do it, but then do it for real later
storm grove
this is Stardust Crusaders only
storm grove
death 13 could be good if it weren't a stupid baby
wise hatch
Yeah
storm grove
@burnt zodiac where does that happen? Star Platinum failing to catch The Emperor
manic ledge
physically yeah, but not dumb
storm grove
yknow you can edit stuff 👀
burnt zodiac
No, wait, that was Silver Chariot failing to cut a bullet
storm grove
yes
burnt zodiac
sorry
wise hatch
Ik it just takes longer
manic ledge
yeah splat never actually interacted with Emperor
burnt zodiac
I figure that splat would still fail to catch The Emperor but that obviously hasn't been confirmed
storm grove
it's not particularly fair when Hol Horse can just move the bullet
manic ledge
I'm pretty sure Star could still very easily catch Emperor's bullet though
wise hatch
I’m pretty sure he might but the problem is Emperor has increase power than a gun, infinite ammo, and bullet manipulation
manic ledge
i mean Star has caught faster things
woah wait a second
Hol Horse could just aim straight up above jotaro and then shoot off a hundred bullets
he'd redo dio's knife scene
burnt zodiac
my logic is that silver chariot is faster than s plat and silver chariot failed to cut that bullet so why would splat be able to catch one of the emperor's bullets
W/e
storm grove
have we ever seen him shoot and control more than one bullet?
wise hatch
Accept he’s a little brain small
near starBOT
@wise hatch, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !
storm grove
i see
manic ledge
iirc that was 6 bullets, maybe a little more or little less
celest violet
Was the user of the Genie stand shown?
celest violet
HELL 2 U
manic ledge
yeah it does
storm grove
i feel like Boingo's stand is just broken
there's a part with the bomb in the car
and he says Jotaro is gonna blow up
but it's Oingo that blows up
i know he's looking like Jotaro but like, yknow, that's not Jotaro still
storm grove
so then Boingo is a liar lol
manic ledge
Boingo is actually just "reading" what he thinks the pictures depict
manic ledge
ya
storm grove
Hol Horse missed the time on when to shoot
his watch's time was off, and so he missed Jotaro.
it can be deduced he was too distracted while looking at the manga to redirect his bullets so they don't hit him
i find it funny how Boingo says "my predictions are never wrong" even here in the Hol Horse and Boingo arc, after they've been wrong so many times
i think that's why i was confused, he calls them predictions often, instead of interpretations
manic ledge
yeah humanoid stands are really weird
they have way more body parts than they should
mouths, teeth, tongues
storm grove
magic reef
#diamond-is-unbreakable mayhaps
solid bane
is this ever used
to quote a comment
in case you wondered why polnareff uses kakyoin's theme, this is why
weary turret
castlevania
junior garnet
Isn't there a Jojo Escape Room game?
I don't think it's DIO's mansion, but it is a thing
safe gazelle
Remember that time during the Oingo Boingo brothers arc when Joseph decided to have tea after saying it could be poisoned because the 100% safe cola was warm
During the same arc Polnareff sets fire to a building and Oingo curses Jotaro and his party tricks
Part 3 is weird
weary turret
part 3 is the best part
safe gazelle
How do you casually on a trip just stick multiple cigarettes into your mouth and keep them lit in your mouth while drinking (anime not sure if it's the same trick in the manga)
junior garnet
Sitting in the back seat after Wheel of Fortune
"Hey, Kakyoin"
"Check this shit out"
lights 5 cigarettes
swallows them
drinks
"Look, they're still lit"
"Very cool Jotaro"
safe gazelle
Polnareff said that Jotaro taught him
How tf does Jotaro have the time and cigarettes to teach Polnareff
supple warren
i mean, cigarretes are sold literally everfywhere
supple warren
ocean mauve
Dun dun chi
old geode
Jojo is rudd to his mother and has girls fawning over him. I really dislike this man
junior garnet
"has girls fawning over him"
old geode
I'm happy he fell down the stairs
junior garnet
Sounds like you're jealous
old geode
Clearly, but he's not really likeable
junior garnet
But, tbf, I kinda hate Jotaro, too
old geode
Holy heck, this redheaded guy just littered so much. You can't just toss a canvas into the trees
That's illegal
old geode
Who's dick is bigger, Jonathan Joestar or Dio Brando ?
junior garnet
Speedwagon
solid bane
danny's
junior garnet
Serious answer: DIO mentions at one point "Jonathan's perfect body", so I think Jonathan's dick is bigger
weary turret
jonathan's, no question
solid bane
i'm pretty sure he means abs
old geode
No, I clearly meant dicks
old geode
Oh shoot, his eye just faded to black
junior garnet
Are you watching the censored TV version or the remastered Blu Ray version?
junior garnet
Yeah but do they have the censored footage or the good footage
old geode
I'm criminal scum, but it's a really entertaining show
"This is the attack of my stand" oh heck, they said the meme phrase!
viscid quartz
near starBOT
@old geode, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !
junior garnet
Liquidy boi
old geode
JoJo's stand power is just punching really hard it seems. I can't wait for them to explain it more.
JoJo's mom has Jotaro finding powers
It's crazy how she coddles him so much, even though he's a total dick
viscid quartz
The power of moms 
weary turret
cause she knows he doesn't really mean any of it 💖
junior garnet
She coddles him so much because she isn't mentallyan adult
She acts like a high schooler still
celest violet
Holly best wholesome character
potent rivet
Got my copy of Genesis of Universe. Got here faster than expected
celest violet
Genesis of the universe?
potent rivet
ya, the part 3 LN
weary turret
hell yeah
potent rivet
Should be able to have it translated by next year
weary turret
wintry rampart
Blue jotaro or black jotaro
magic reef
black jotaro
wintry rampart
Why tho
magic reef
because that's the one I like the most
wintry rampart
Why tho
magic reef
dunno, it's the one I'm used to
wintry rampart
Me too but i prefer blue jotaro, because the anime just felt so muted in its colors
magic reef
imo black works better for un-muted colours
since jotaro is mostly shown against a blue sky
wintry rampart
He's mostly shown against the ground
In the chapters that i read in the manga
Which is admittedly not a lot
.
safe gazelle
Real best Jotaro is Purple Jotaro from the Kakyoin fight
keen dagger
No one can just deflect the emerald splash
magic reef
funny!
junior garnet
I love it because in the faraway shot it does not look like he's laughing
It also kind of looks like he's standing up and his waist is just below the ground
deep lava
I kinda prefer Dio with the orange coat and the red coat over that one too.
copper topaz
near starBOT
@copper topaz, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !
wintry rampart
it still blows my mind to this day that Mario was in the Jojo OVA dub
the Senator
wintry rampart
"I'll gladly commit genocide dio-sama! Wahoo!"
ya
i noticed he switched between his Mario and Wario voice when he started to go insane at 4:33-4:40
Yeah i heard it
charred cobalt
Its what i meant by mario's scream
charred cobalt
The duality of man
viscid quartz
Too hard to animate a bunch of people getting hit maybe?
At least they showed blood on the hood I guess
wintry rampart
i also noticed how different Phillips was in the ova than in the manga or anime
like in the manga and tv series, hes pretty arrogant and egotistical
thinking hes better just because hes accomplished so much in life
and he just laughs and giggles, goes insane right away when he runs over the people
but in the OVA, he seems nicer and more humble
before Dio takes hostage of him
charred cobalt
The manga version makes more sense
I would imagine DIO wasnt in the mood to fuck with someone again like he did with Polnareff
wintry rampart
the OVA is freakier
imo
Cause Senator was legit terrified of him, and kept begging him to stop
it even showed how much of a monster Dio is even with non stand users
like imagine your just a normal person doing your usual routine when suddenly, your stopped by a tall british blond vampire who dresses like a banana