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@wintry rampart AVDOL? YOU MEAN POCO???
AVDOL?
RUN POLNAREFF
RUN IGGY
maybe Advil is alive and will come back
yeah, Aspirin died before and came back
hey that's cool
vanilla ice
You mean
that's very smart
dios Shadow
VANNILLA ICE?
OH GOD
YOU MEAN DOOBIE?
HEY HE'S CIRCLING THE ROOM NOW
OH GOD
OH GOD OH NO
WHY ARE YOU KICKING HIM
shit im the only one that remembers part 1
Vanilla ice is my favorite rapper
hey, at least we have Kakyoin, Joseph, and Jotaro right?
Kakyoin is epic
Polnareff put vanilla ice under pressure
yeah
nobody can deflect the Emerald splash
I unironically like Ice Ice Baby
and kill him
and i hate it
WHAT
DIO deflect it?
wait
kakyoin
did time just?
Dio deflected Zeppeli's hamon splash
A HOLE IN HIS CHEST
OH GOD
And killed him a third time
the water tower is ruined oh no
fine
yeah
WAIT
WHAT
DEATH DATE
wait
im sure
its just like joseph
hes not dead
ueah
WAIT WHAT
JOSPEH
OH GOD THERES KNIVES IN HIS NECK
OH GOD THERES KNIVES IN JOTARO'S NECK
OH GOD POLNERAFF
oh
dios dead now
yay
and uhhh
josephs back
that must mean
kakyoin is fine
right?
oh god why did ZZ just retire oh god
well, I can't wait for the exciting continuation of the series in the next part :)
@lone elm, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !
cool
but
๐ค ๐
๐ค ๐ต
๐ฅ ๐ด ๐ฟ
๐ค ๐ 
๐ฅ ๐ซ ๐ ๐ก ๐
๐ฅ ๐ด ๐ ๐ซ ๐
๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ด
๐ด ๐ ๐ข ๐ถ
๐ค ๐
๐ค ๐ต ๐ฌ
๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค โ โค
๐ ๐ฅ ๐
๐ ๐ฅ ๐ฉ ๐ถ
๐ฅ ๐ด ๐ ๐ฅ
๐ โค ๐
๐ถ ๐คฝ
๐ญ ๐ ๐ค
๐ฅ ๐ด โ ๐จ
๐ฅ ๐ด โ ๐
๐ค โ ๐ฅ
๐ญ ๐ถ โ
๐ โ
๐ฆ โ ๐ฆ
๐ด ๐ ๐ ๐ฉ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ
๐ณ ๐น ๐ถ ๐ด
๐ค ๐ณ ๐ด ๐ฅ
๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฑ ๐ฒ
๐ด ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ฒ
๐ฒ ๐ณ 
๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ซ
๐คง ๐ซ
๐
๐ฐ ๐ ๐ซ
๐ค ๐ ๐ถ
๐ถ โณ ๐จ ๐ฆ
๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐
๐ด ๐ ๐ฅ
๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ฒ
๐ฅ ๐
๐ฑ ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฅ
๐ด ๐ฃ ๐ถ
๐ฅ ๐ด ๐ด โ
๐คก ๐ ๐ค
๐
๐คก ๐ ๐ค 
๐ช ๐ก ๐ช ๐ก ๐ด ๐ ๐คก
๐คก ๐ช ๐ก ๐ช ๐ก 
๐ ๐คก ๐ด ๐ฅ
๐ ๐คก ๐ฅ
๐ฅ ๐ด ๐ ๐
and thats part 3
in its entiertey
ok
ok

This is one of the highest effort shit posts ive ever seen
when it stops being like super late at night ill prob do the other parts
or at least a few of them
someone pin that
Joanthan is best jojo

Uh
Man you should post it here
that sounds awesome
That's wallpaper worthy tbh
That song doesn't really work in english
But man I love the chill feel of the cover
I guess Stand Proud in general. Some of the words seem rushed to fit with melody, even when it's slowed down.
It's still nice tho

Me too
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Well, that fits the pacing of that series and matches the tone of that segment in the story
I donโt think something like that would work with part 3
@rancid kelp, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
HAMON IS A STAND SHUT UP OK
: (
Hermitu purple
Za warudo
guys remember when jonathan used his stand (speedwagon) against dio brando
kono dio da amarite epic jojo fans
@lone elm If you don't view Dio and DIO as the same character then Part 3 DIO becomes a boring villain who is just evil for the sake of being evil. Plus, they're literally the same person, one just has the body of Jonathan.
Thus why I still refer to Part 1 DIO as DIO
nah dude, dio from an hour ago is clearly different to dio from ten minutes ago
He's the same person but you call him different names
We'll have to agree to disagree I guess
he doesn't get enough appreciation
Za warudo toki wa tomare 
How many people did they just straight up kill in this part
Not a lot i think
did steely dan die after that big ol ora
Nope, he retired
right, retired to the grave
Oh and ebony devil
Oof the guy who found his corpse must have been scarred for life
And by his corpse i mean only his ballsack in a bowl of blood
Polpol went crazy there for a sec
Polnareff sliced every part of ebony devil except for his balls
Probably left zz to die of dehydration in the desert
it's like devo grew bunny ears on his wounds
The final battle between JOtaro and Dio is very bad and underwhelming
change my mind
cause fuk me I know I've enjoyed other battles way more. Best battle for me this part is the Vanilla Ice fight
I think it was really great outside of the "asspull part''
yeah I think it was pretty much the best it could be
his death isn't that incredible but it's not terrible
Dio could've kileld JOtaro way too many times. But ugh
"talks talks talks"
"OMG HE MOVED THE TIP OF HIS FINGER MUST WALK A SNAIL'S PACE AND A TURTLE'S REACTION"
this is literally every jojo character in the series
the talk part i can understand but that's misunderstanding it only counts time in which someone is actively doing something/moving
dio just does it a bit more extra
talking is "free time"
yeah jojo is a very talk talk talk anime
it's not a literal free action
DP just tries to replicate the manga a little too much sometimes
@urban rapids, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
Problem is that I can understand the talking in the manga to explain things even though he over explains things that has already been established.
But we don't really need all that talking in an animation. Let us see the fight T-T
Half the humor in jojo is people smugly explaining their convoluted plans to the enemy. If we took that out we'd have a few great anime scenes and no soul
The dramatics do it good
k
People over explaining their powers is humor? I never noticed probably because I keep getting annoyed and skipping. Until I just started watching SC at 2X speed.
At least DiU is much more enjoyable
Oh definitely, SC is the lamest of the bunch imo but I can't ignore the only parts which are trying to be funny
ehh i think SC is still better then 1 and about as good if not better then 2
DiU wipes the floor with all of them though
nununu Battle Tendency best
Asspull Tendency is alot of fun
And most of the time while watching SC, I would tend to forget that JOtaro even exists. The part could be renamed to "Polnareff's Bizarre Adventures"
Araki loved Polnareff
ok dude i get the meme
but jotaro has the most fights
in SC
by far
jotaro has 15, kakyoin 6, avdol 4, polnareff 7, joseph 5, iggy 2
based on nothing other than my memory. I feel like a lot of fights were based around polnareff or something that he did
like every toilet he visits, something goes wrong
Ehhh?
There are plenty of other parts where it was much more funny than that.
Like, that whole thing with Polnareff and Kakyoin.
Oingo Boingo?
sucks to be you then
Oingo Boingo being funny 
^
which is a bad sign for any joke if it's only funny cause it doesn't make sense
I mean it's better than nothing I'll give it that
Avdol fucking Joseph was pretty fun
jojo memes are pretty funny. the actual show itself not so much. Maybe battle tendency was funny?
well Joseph was
I found some bits of part 4 funny but this is the part 3 chat so I won't name them
oh and part 7
i found bits of all parts funny tbh
Well
What we did just now was recalling what was done on the show. So that in itself makes it out of context
In defense of DIO, the JJBA master of evil, we talk about why he isn't just the simple bad boy you might think he is. In the first ever JoJo's Bizarre Analys...
"the psychology of dio brando"
It's more action and horror than comedy.
When it does have comedy as an element though, I think it pulls it off quite well
jojo memes aren't funny ever but jojo itself is pretty funny sometimes
I agree roundabout. Some people find it funny but it's very clear jojo isn't intended to be a comedy
About the oingo boingo thing. It was funny. But not the OMG SO FUNNY GOLD COMEDY the comments on the episode overglorified it to be
That's the charm of it right there Roundabout
jojo isn't a comedy but alot of moments are meant to be comedic
not alot
but some
Wait nvm. Most of jojo fans overglorify everything in it anyways
Nothing wrong with it but some can go extremes
For sure
I had a very not so smooth convo with someone who said that Jojo is a masterpiece above all "masterpieces" and anything under is garbage trash
Don't want to go through that again
nice memes man
@arctic trail, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
lol
-end of convo
I thought he ws joking at first but unfortunately he wans't
I mean JoJo is special for sure
and i'd say i can see myself circlejerking like that about SBR
Granted. You can't place it above all else just cuz you're biast
Just say in my opinion first
JoJo does have it's fair share of issues
But it still works.
And it works well.
It's all hit or miss
To me, it strikes a good chord. Again and again.
ye. Jojo is pretty special. But there are many many valid criticisms. Still one of my favourite anime/mangas though 
and my biggest issue is they killed dear joseph or others to shine. And I was so pumpd when stands were introduced but then I realized it became a villain of the week routine (which I don't mind) but when that gets combined with overtalking of already known things during fights... Ugh
I never had the overtalking issue tbh
It's very very excruciating waiting for them to start fighting and when it happens, 4-5 seconds of fighting then WOOP LET ME TALK AGAIN
i had it sometimes but not that much
And the fights are pretty complicated
actually
nevermind
not in this part
The final battle in DiU was much mroe enjoyable than this shit of a final fight between dio and jot
I found that so underwhelming considering the buildup of the time concept
i think they both work for their parts even if DiU's is better imo but lets not go into spoilers
Too complicated to be ended so simply
After stardust, though I'm only caught up on the anime, few things have gone quite as well as it did as a whole.
5 is showing promise but, apart from the final ark, it falls flat compared to the expansiveness of this part
You really do invest some time and focus on the group and it could literally go anywhere and be anything.
It was JoJo: Unchained.
After this, some of the charm was lost to me.
But that still doesn't mean that it can't possibly improve and overtake this. I shall see how the next parts turn out.
5 is better then 3 imo but again not the place
I thought the final battle was great
iggy pt 2
oh god oh fuck
hey im rereading part 3 and joseph says this in chapter 2:
"[Suzie Q] made a fuss, of course! But I just told her it was a company trip for Joestar Realty!"
was he just joking, or does he actually own a real estate company?
he does
thats pretty cool
f
I want to make a video about the unethical actions of Jotaro. Like the time he beat up an animal
Quick question:Is Star Platinum The World as strong as Dioโs World?
No. I'm talking about the orangutan. You might argue that it's a mystical one that has human self-awareness but there's no way to be sure
@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
I don't remember
Either way it's unfair to apply human morals onto the behaviour of other species.
Jotaro would was an aspiring biologist at this point. He should at least know that
the ape tried to rape a little girl
threw a fan on jotaro's shoulder
killed the rest of the speedwagon crew
besides, the ape clearly knew what he was doing
Which ape? The orangutan? Don't forget that humans are apes aswell. It doesn't matter if it tried to 'rape' a little girl. You may argue that it was smarter than the average individual of its species, but there's no way to know that
say you were jotaro, the oranguwhatever is trying to kill you, what would you do then
I'd put him down. There's no need to use excessive violence. Jotaro could've just broken its neck and it would've been fine
@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
it solved a rubiks cube and could read
it's the orangutan with a stand btw.
i think it's debatable whether breaking a neck is more violent than a beat down
Oh? Are you approaching me ?
oh ho? then come as close as you like 


why is the server pcture not the whole horse but only the half
@zenith storm, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
Yare Yare Jahseh
I'd really like to see a spin off Avdol anime about his adventures in the "unknown void world". I'd like to believe he went into an another dimensio/issekai like world and his wounds were treated by some mystical race
"That time I woke up in a world without my hands"

Fuck, i mean
I like this discord, but i cant browse it
because i get myself spoiled all the time
yeah like, one guy just spoiled part 5 on the diu channel
i wanna suck polnareff's toes
I believe Araki mentioned that he was underused because his ability was too op
Just like a certain Part 5 character
Iggy should've been expanded on more
@last linden, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !
spoiled what part
5 in part 4 channel
thats a big oopsie for whoever did that
By the time someone gets to Part 5 they would have forgotten it
unless the spoiler was like when i got spoiled for that kakyoin scene on episode 5

goodbye nostalgia gives me those strong kakyoin feels yo
https://youtu.be/UqmHpXqXTTY
Since the song is basically gone, don't be shocked if this gets removed
especially the english lyrics from wiki
Goodbye Nostalgia is the 2nd track of the second JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The anthology songs Anime Soundtrack. Featured as the image song of Noriaki Kakyoin and his Stand, Hierophant Green, the...
"I swear not to return to the old miserable me, I will protect everything till the end"
People can shit on Stardust Crusaders all they want, but holy fuck it is borderline impossible to top the road roller
an oil tanker for you
I actually liked the oil tanker
It was an unnecessary change.
Iโm pretty sure that was from the OVA
yeah just watched that scene again lol
โan oil tanker for you!โ
sounds like a commercial for oil tankers
"USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS"
Was there something wrong with the road roller to have it changed to an oil tanker
I do not know
I think they wanted to add effects to the flames after the explosion
Or emphasys
i cant believe they made dios road roller into a real thing im shaking
This belongs to a museum
Wow, the things people does for a cosplay
Where is it?
I want to see it with my own eyes.
I'll have to agree with the oil tanker's addition in the OVA to add flames, cuz jotaro walking out of there looked sick as fuck
@supple steppe I was joking too๐
Yeah but it also made jotaro's asspull become an intestine pull
Implying that whole fight wasn't pulled from Araki's very innards
At least you could have written hints of Jotaro having time stop
So that the final fight would not be an asspull
Probably last month before Dioโs World arc
At least Joseph had a plan before he went to a volcano
The fight was pretty cool
The asspull is the problem
@wintry rampart Itโs actually Tokiyo Tomare
DIO
DAKARA, ORE GA SABAKU
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA.
ORAA!
Toki wo*
Haven't heard him in a while
ive always said tokiyo tomare
easier to say
plus i think thats what he says in hftf
Did French boiโs parents have stands? His stand developed at a young age
Girl bathing pol best waifu
isn't the world's design based off the demon thing on the holy diver album cover?
maybe
@heavy parrot, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
STANDO POWAH
the head looks a bit similar?
i think so too
either way, i don;t really think he's actually said anything like that
so it's all up in the air
the scuba is official
And it is a reference the the Dio song Holy Diver
Itโs a great song go listen to it if you havenโt
Also dio spent 100 years in the ocean and that also probably influenced a water theme
I literally was coming here to post my revelation about The World being a Holy Diver reference lol
I mean he literally drilled a hole into his head with his finger
I donโt think 100 years in close confinement is good for vampires
dio eventually stopped thinking
gimme yur coffee gum or i fart on polnareff's face
@sinful nacelle, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !
-said iggy

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Vฮฑษณ ๐ on Twitter: "Kakyoin getting suspicious of the baby stand user in part 2 Stardust Crusaders. https://t.co/Lm5Sipa6IW" / Twitter
https://mobile.twitter.com/sillylilvan/status/1114260401213014017?s=19
reading the phrase "part 2 Stardust crusaders" is how I imagine people who look at Lovecraftian horrors feel
season
That's how it's done in the anime
how to have an aneurysm: step 1: call jojo parts seasons
Parts 1 and 2 were 1 season
I hate calling Jojo Parts by their seasons, but I understand to an extent those who do
if the twitter post said "season 2" it would be ok
and I don't understand it at all
it ruins the one part = one jojo = one villain etc. vibe that I love the series for
Yeah
I can get behind part 3.5: Battle in egypt
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle in Egypt
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 3: Stardust Crusaders: Battle in Egypt
JoJo Kimyou na Bouken: Part 1: Jonathan Joestar: His Youth
added in the old tankobons i think
does anyone know where to watch the first season of stardust crusaders uncensored
Did I just watch Jotaro accidentally molest a girl?
@gusty hawk, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

Strength?
Monkey Paedophile
It's also really brutal
No spoil
A lot of guys get their skulls ripped apart
I tell you in a bit
I won't say anything else


Done with water boy and fish man
Pretty good
Time for monkeyphiles
O fuck
I thought you meant a person who is attracted
To monkeys
lmao
Not a monkey that is a pedophile
the more you know
I mean, if she was really young, Jotaro wouldnโt have been able to tell
So probably 12
Yep
Definitely 12
Iโm at currently watching a monkey perving out on a 12 year old in the shower
Very big FBI moment there
heh
Really though, Araki, did you have to make a pervy monkey as a character

yuck
Yes
yes
Yes
and who names a perverted monkey Forever?
i think the year 2000 version of avdol doesnt exactly hold a candle to the one we all know and love
tsk tsk NO I AM NOT
he actually did it absolute madman
Manga colored Jotaro or Anime colored Jotaro?
Gonna fangirl for a bit on this: Jotaro is so unintentionally cute here:
https://twitter.com/daily_jotaro/status/1111470860450365440
So manga colored then
I don't follow the manga - only come across a few panels here and there; so can't really say. But in terms of anime: older Jotaro > 17 yrs old Jotaro
Features are drawn a lot softer, looks his age and is still just as badass and cool looking.
@mild cove, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
I only read the black and white manga, so I'd say I'm more used to the anime colours
actually, I wonder if mentioning characters appearing in later parts is considered spoilerish?
this server is super lax with spoilers but don't
Ok, edited. My pc doesn't have the spoilers feature for some reason.
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Agree on that but black jacket is better
Personally Iโd like jotaro with a navy blue blackish jacket and either grey, pink or light blue undershirt.
Part 4 Jotaro is best
I like Part 3 and Part 6 Jotaro more tbh
@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
like, these are my top color palettes for jotaro.
only thing I dislike is the small hand emblem being pink on the second one.
The first one is from Heritage?
the first one is a recolor i did for my personal preferences to show an example of what I thought Jotaro would look good in.
i used it for a big image like this, showing my favorite star platinum colors along with the dio and the world palette.
I got a big question for everyone, what color palette do you think the world would look better in? OVA grey or anime Yellow?
Anime yellow
Anime yellow
Anime yellow overdrive
Anime Yellow definitely
Okay good we all have a great opinion.
the grey looks cool but the yellow is better for a consistent palette
^
okay no for a question that's a little bit more difficult
favorite star platinum palette
Plus it matches DIO's outfit and theme
And I like Anime Star Platinum
Dark blue is best
I feel so too
Part 4 anime one
Part 4 Star Platinum
Honestly I like Star Platinum in it's OVA palette, I always viewed him as being the same color blue as in the episodes with DIO.
star platinum ||DIU||
Was it different in SO?
when I heard "Dark Blue" is best
I have not finished part 7 and read Part 8 though ๐ค
So I canโt join in
Bummer
Technically a few Part 3 stands besides Cream are musical references
As well as Tarots
Dark Blue Moon being sort of a reference to Blue Moon by Frank Sinatra, I think
I can really stretch it and say that Justice references the French house band as well
@uneven sphinx, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
Yo guys. I was watching part 3 and saw that people can the empress. How's that possible?
I thought normal people can't see the empress. Was that a mistake?
some take a physical form (such as the boat) so regular people can see those
I see. Thanks man. 
When does anyone see the Empress?
The doctor sees it I think



fuckin bullshit, that anubis sword was dead when jojo oraora's it, so the kid shoundnt've been possesed
ye
but when you consider that stands can shrink themselves for 1 episode and never does it again
honestly the asspulls in part 3 or even part 2 aren't bad or egregious at all compared to the kind of stuff that's commonplace in part 5
good, i like the jojo bs stuff
@viscid carbon can you tell me? (just remember ||this|| since we're at part 3 chat)
yea, well he didn't admit as much as think
yea
I bet the sword's gona return 100 years later or somethin
I heard that Araki i gonna take a 100 year break so that he can make a jojo that occurs in 2020
btw, what is up with kars going to space,
and then we have a part named "STARDUST crusaders" but it hasn't got anything to do with kars
you see, Araki is actually an immortal vampire, as you can see by this picture of him at 58 years old:
lmao
guys the anubis sword is back oh god
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@odd geyser the worst example and what I had in mind was ||the vaccine snake that was not only dumb in and of itself but Giorno had to ignore his own power of damage reflection in order to make use of||. Other examples include Abaccio with his ridiculous || half-body-stand-fusion thing|| in the Mirror Man fight, Buccialati straight-up ignoring ||Beach Boy's force-reflecting power to use it to kill Pesci|| , though that fight was still good in spite of that, Buccialati ||being raised from the dead with little explanation by GE||, Gold Experience suddenly ||becoming better at doing what Crazy Diamond does than Crazy Diamond itself by manufacturing wholly formed, permanent replacement body parts willy-nilly||, and other examples from the Babyface fight besides. that's not even getting into the last parts
I feel like Mista's sex pistols ||saving him from 3 headshots with only 1 bullet gremlin ||violated his stand's own rules pretty blatantly, too
oh
get ready for the jojo play then
also that doctor in episode 30 is a freakin jerk lmao
I feel like Vento Aureo got in a really bad habit of establishing rules for stands and then just discarding them a scene or two later instead of working within their limitations. at least when Stardust Crusaders stands did stuff like shrinking or star finger it was just coming up with new stuff and not breaking limitations or coming up with vast new categories of power
I know a lot of people won't agree but my gold standards for protagonist stands which are consistent, interesting, and work within their own limitations are Crazy Diamond and Stone Free. I feel like they're both leagues above any other protagonist stand. I am still reading part 7 and haven't read 8 yet tho
guys am I tripping or does it look like Avdol is wearing a chasity belt?
working within their limits, yes jotaro should have done that,instead of being all "everything you can do I can do better and I can do everything better than you"
and I might regret asking but what is a chasity belt?
uhh
Jotaro could never use|| the time stop|| as well as Dio did though. his was always much shorter. nominally according to the numbers given, at least
its kinda like a lockable underwear people used to put on there spouse so they would not do the dirty
oh, you're tripping
http://i.imgur.com/cWBslgQ.jpg kinda looks like that here
but i swera it was a cloth at times to
bruh
who the fuck is mista
but seriosly, go to #jojo-overall-discussion to talk about it
I'm
watching Eyes of Heaven
and right away
it's showing every Crusader except Jotaro getting killed or injured while the narration says
"None of them were any match for DIO's stand"
hmmmmm, ignoring Vanilla Ice are we?
and how he technically killed two of the Crusaders
technically?
idk why I put the word technically
Hail 2 U was one of my favorite stands in part 3
It's called Judgment
Hail 2 U was the ability name
I made the same mistake, though
ah. thanks.
I liked the concept of it. the music that accompanied him was great too
IMO one of the best fights in part 3 was Death 13
it was like almost entirely mindgames and every single thing used to defeat the stand was hinted at beforehand
talli ho
Death 13 is the strongest stand
It shouldn't even be allowed to compete it's that strong
starduck crusaderrz
Starblast Adventurers
Nice
Very nice Ceaser-Chan
I really liked death 13
same
why does avdol look like he has a robotic pelvis
i never understood that clothing choice
I never noticed that
Can't unsee it
there's 2 hands inside his pants that are grabbing the outside and pulling it in
it's much more noticeable in his anime colors.
He needs to protect his magnium dong
^
No wonder PolPol was so surprised when they were peeing together...during bondage
(I'm even sorry-er)
STOP
So I got my friend to watch JoJo and he loves it. He just finished Pet Shop Part 2
He's not ready for DIO's world

ay bois so i have a thought:
Avdol's Crossfire Hurricane is named after a line from Jumpin' Jack Flash
listen to it near the beginning, i think you'll heat what i'm talking about
I told him to never look up anything JoJo related on google, like a character so he wouldn't be spoiled
He looked up lisa lisa and the first thing he saw was "lisa lisa death" so thats when he stopped
she doesn't even die lol
i know
but he didnt know that
he wasnt done with P2
so just in case i told him to not look up anything
I got spoilt on kakyoin's death literally one episode before I watched the arc
I was pretty mad
i dont get why people wanna spoil jojo for everyone
Because people donโt like joy 
I didn't care too much for the other spoilers I got
The angriest teenager in the world goes to Egypt to punch an Englishman in the face.
Part 3
How can you hate GermanBro
Actually i never got spoiled on anything in JoJo 
B-Bakana!
Nether have i
just that there was a guy who threw knives, and a guy who could stop time
they turned out to be the same person. funny how that works
DIO BRANDO!!!
@stone lotus, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
yeah, the guy from the first chapter too
Lol
I think itโs tomare but good attempt
it is tomare

iโve just realised
if Dโarby Senior was just really bad at gambling, then his Stand would be useless
am i right or am i missing something?
Did you stop to think that his stand works like that because he's good at gambling?
If he was bad he wouldn't have gotten it in the first place
true
i completely forgot about the whole โyour stand is a representation of your soulโ thing lol
i didn't
@sturdy shell, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
oh
i didn't forget the whole "your stand is a representation of your soul" thing so i'm confused sometimes

ok so
in the first of the two hanged man episodes, abdul tackles jean out of the way of a speeding bullet. not only that, but from a bullet that can change its trajectory after being fired. Thanks to this, we have now discovered that Abdul moves at the speed of light (since he was able to get to polnareff before the bullet did), but that raises another question: how wasn't polnareff crushed by the instantaneous force applied by abdul just jumping at him faster than a speeding bullet? If we are to assume that hol horse didn't just slow down his bullet for no apparent reason, and that abdul had the time to jump in before the bullet hit polnareff, the velocity abdul would be moving in would kill both of them.
Well, this is not the only time in the series we saw a character moving objects faster than the speed of sound and yet not breaking them. Infact, we saw said character moving polnareff without causing any damage to him.
||abdul can move in stopped time||
||QED||
hah nice mem
Nice headcanon
Spoiler for The World?
@fast pelican, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !
F
uwu my favorite part uwu
jammin part
polnareff does, once
Eiffel
in Justice
oh you're here too
||jammal is going along with the joke but Avdol is the official English name||
Avdol, Abdul, it doesn't matter
nah, i mean in japanese too
J Geil, Centerfold, we use J Geil?
abdul is easier to say anyway
I say Avdol personally
it's literally avdol
abdol
it would be spelled closer to Avdul actually
no other interpretation of it
jk
Well there you have it
yep
Muhammad Avdol
@supple warren, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !
no i'm talking about the katakana
i'm talking about his name, in either language
sure, you can say "abduru" or whatever
but his name for all intents and purposes
is avdol
lmao do yall call kakyoin noriaki then> cus thats technically wrong too so
his name is ใขใใกใใปใขใดใใฅใซ
๐

Noriaki Kakyoin
@jagged maple
J Geil, Centerfold, we use J Geil?
this is a whole different issue. it's copyright protection, rather than a translation thing
Or Tenmei Kakyoin if I'm feeling fancy
i just say kakyoin
Yes
it's a bit of a copyright thing
Kakyoin is what I normally say
hold up lemme copy/paste something
i mean yeah, its like saying his name is tenmei and not noriaki
either fits even tho one is used more
I'm assuming J Geils Band don't own the word 'Centerfold'?
no one owns words
well, maybe Warner has the rigths for the song Centerfold
so they can use the song, but not the band itself
[2:48 PM] Josh: Time for the Abdul/Avdol explanation
[2:49 PM] Josh: So first off, if you're the kind of person who takes the artbooks as god's word, his name is Avdol
[2:49 PM] Josh: No debate there
[2:50 PM] Josh: But for the discerning, it's a pretty obvious attempt at avoiding copyright infringement
[2:50 PM] Josh: So first of all, why Avdol and not Abdol or something?
[2:50 PM] Josh: His name in Japanese is written as ใขใดใใฅใซ (Abuduru), BUT
[2:51 PM] Josh: The ใด is unique in that it's typically used in Japanese to denote a v sound
[2:51 PM] Josh: Despite Japanese not actually having a v sound, they've used this character in place of it, essentially
[2:52 PM] Josh: ใขใใใฅใซ is how you would typically spell the name
[2:52 PM] YOBA: but who would it be infringing on? Mohammed and Abdul are both very common. There is no famous person by the name of Mohammed Abdul
[2:52 PM] Josh: ใ instead of ใด
[2:52 PM] Josh: Got me
[2:53 PM] Josh: But it's in line with similar attempts Araki has made to change names just enough to not be too similar
[2:53 PM] Josh: So yeah, if you wanted a smarter way to go about it, you would probably use Avdul
[2:54 PM] Josh: But honestly, that looks terrible and is a senseless decision in English
[2:54 PM] Josh: His name is Abdul
[2:56 PM] Josh: There are characters from later in the series who have even more obviously wrong "official" names
[2:57 PM] Josh: And it all stems from Araki using unusual Japanese spellings for them
2:58 PM] Josh: To the vast majority of Japanese people it probably makes little difference since the names aren't Japanese to begin with
[2:59 PM] Josh: ใขใใใฅใซ and ใขใดใใฅใซ are virtually identical
[2:59 PM] Josh: They even look almost the same at first glance```
long-ass abdul explanation
i don't get it
yea, i'm gonna go with "nah"
But for the discerning, it's a pretty obvious attempt at avoiding copyright infringement
what about literally every single other character
that didn't get this treatment
so basically, if you name something similar to something, then it goes by the name of that something, instead of what you named it
y
if araki says "avdol", i'm saying avdol
why does this remind me of kurapika from hxh, technichally his name is curapict
it's exactly like the bad hxh names
i did cut this down a fair bit, this wasn't the whole thing
it's long enough as-is lol
most likely, yes
That long discussion makes no sense, considering it's araki, and in japan
If araki was actively trying to avoid copyright from using "abdul" then why can he also make J.Geil? Kenny G? Devo? Jean Pierre Polnareff whom actually had a name change in the games so his name is recognized as copyrighted but still keeps it anyways?
I mean. Vanilla ice pretty much did the same with a song. Under Pressure. But the only thing is now it's rap.
they could be allowed actually, a case could be made for each and every name to be kept original, but streaming companies dont have the time and effort to keep up with every single law suit, despite probably being able to win them.
plus law suits cost money so...
my least favourite agent of dio for sure
Same
Chasing a naked child pol pol
And turning some innocent lady Into a fetus
At least Jotaro is buff af
hi ive been using this server just for the emotes for the past few weeks but now im gonna be social because i just finished stardust crusaders and need to cry over kakyoin with people who understand
So can wheel of fortune generate infinite fuel?
ใZ A W A R U D Oใ T O K I W O T O M A R E
i am in distress
fair enough my guy
i have been lying in my bed hating the world (haha get it) since i finished part 3
itโs my fault for getting attached to the jobros
i should have learned after caesar
but i had to go and get attached to kakyoin i just had to

what i donโt understand tho is
how did the blood transfusion not have any effect on joseph?
because dioโs blood reattached vanilla iceโs head and slowly turns him into a vampire
but nothing happened to joseph?
@somber robin, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
thanks made in heaven
Joseph will live longer now
because that was literally his blood
DIO stole it minutes ago
the real miracle was that there was enough of it left after jotaro was done tbh
don't talk about part 4 here
Ok
I guess i just donโt get how joseph would be fine having the blood transfusion, especially after dio went fuckin sicko mode, when vanilla ice turned into a vampire when exposed to dioโs blood before
like yes, dio drank josephโs blood, but it shouldnt have made it 100% joestar blood either.
unless im missing something?
i am dummy after all
All he was was a head
it might help that between the stopped time, the slowes down anime monologue time, and everything, it had only been like a couple minutes at the most between joseph getting succed and getting revived
alright i admit it! i donโt know how dioโs blood works!
but, i don't think a huge amount of thought really went into it either
my excuse for not getting it is that im still so distraught over kakyoin
i canโt focus on anything else

well, there are 3 things involved in the blood thing
they're all just speculation or attempts to justify it but still
1 - as said before, it was joseph's own blood
2 - joseph's ripple may have "cleansed" the blood
3 - DIO's soul was obliterated, so perhaps it also cleansed the blood
When he stops trolling jotaro you see hermit purple back at him, my guess is Dio's blood affected him enough to revive him and got erased by hamon before he could turn into a vampire
EVERYONE IF JONATHAN JOESTAR BECOMES JOJO
WOULD DIO BRANDO BECOME DIBRA
DIO BRAH
DioDo
NDODIO
What if they kept kakyoins first ability
what do you mean
I guess you mean the thing with the painting and the possession
Dio: Alright Iโm about to......
Kakyoin: Slices him from Japan
the painting thing I'm pretty sure was just an emerald splash
Enyaba: 
painting was just kak being dramatic
possession he just didn't have all that much reason / chance to use often
no one. he was being dramatic
Nah man
Hierophant Green's true power was to allow him to see the world beyond the screen
Worst stardust crusader, go
@dense wave, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
its pol
i mean i guess??
this is like asking me which child i like the most
yes. choose between your children now ๐ซ
Hard to pick 
guys its not that hard polnareff is /right there/
Probably Avdol cause I cared for him the least 

hhhhhhnnngh maybe joseph
something tells me this was a ruse to trap polnareff
wtf polnareff
he doesnt really have a personality
Jotaro's got like no character development
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