#stardust-crusaders

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woven raft
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Pfft

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Thats what i thought

raw condor
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I'm disappointed Joseph didn't say something like "Next thing you're going to say is: WRYYYYYYYY"

potent dew
uncut vault
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thot patrol

smoky geode
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Pictures taken moments before disaster

wanton turret
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joseph probably didn't use his hamon during that part because he knew he was rusty and his hamon isn't as precise as it used to be(though it wasn't exactly precise to begin with) for something like that where there's a big chance of failing

proud cypress
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i feel like silver chariot should have an A in precision

brisk laurel
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Yuh

smoky geode
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And speed

proud cypress
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it does have A in speed tho

rocky swallow
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Weird. I always assumed that it had an A in precision

near starBOT
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@rocky swallow, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

proud cypress
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ive heard people say that the stand stats in part 3 are so bad because they're relating to the world

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like, so a stand before the world wouldnt have better stats than it

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cream has a B in destructive power for fuck sake

brisk laurel
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Oof

rocky swallow
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They should've just given The World SSSSS stats or sth

raw condor
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Dio Brando is much better than DIO

potent dew
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^

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I liked dio more when he was just a dick to others

proud cypress
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and the fact that dio is god in italian

raw condor
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That was pretty cool

near starBOT
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@raw condor, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

raw condor
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shut up @near star

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I miss the 12 year old dickhead Dio

potent dew
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part 1 dio probably could've defeated jotaro if he had za warudo

burnt zodiac
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Please keep in mind that you... wrong channel kirasweat

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i like the progression from 12 y/o asshole dio to the dio-sama we all know and love

raw condor
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DIO likes to touch his body and say stuff like "You feel that, Jonathan?"

potent dew
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I will never understand why DIO threw knives at jotaro instead of just punching a hole through him

raw condor
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I find that genuinely creepy

weary turret
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because he was afraid to get too close. the knives was him testing jotaro's limits on stopping time

proud cypress
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also because flair

raw condor
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Can we be real for a second

proud cypress
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maybe

raw condor
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Isn't Jotaro way too cool?

potent dew
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well if I was in DIO's place
I'd try out the knives to figure out how long jotaro can stop time
then punch him the moment his 2 seconds run out

raw condor
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Like, Jonathan was a gentleman, Joseph was a dumbass with 400iq but Jotaro is just way too much of a badass

potent dew
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but I guess that's just DIO's sadistic nature

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he just wants to fuck with jotaro

proud cypress
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well jotaro's coolness is kinda balanced out by how awkward he could be

brisk laurel
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Joe joe

proud cypress
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"avdol say something"

weary turret
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he never got a chance to. when he did, he decided to go with the road roller instead

potent dew
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crush to death

proud cypress
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im gonna roll all over you

weary turret
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i love how jotaro is actually really bad at one-liners

potent dew
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it's high noon

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that line killed me

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jotaro was trying to look like a cool kid during that time

weary turret
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"I win! Part 3 is over!"
"Oh? Then who's going to be the new main character? You didn't think it was going to be you, did you?"

potent dew
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also can I just say that dub DIO is amazing

proud cypress
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dub dio had faster mudas than original dio

potent dew
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THE WORLD! GRIND TO A HALT

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still would've appreciated it more if they alternate between muda and useless

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muda being the stand cry
and useless is whenever DIO is talking

proud cypress
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he did though

amber scaffold
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@proud cypress he doesn't say m

potent dew
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not in part 3

amber scaffold
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like UDAUDAUDAUDADAUDA

north obsidian
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F

proud cypress
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its still faster than the japanese version

potent dew
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yeah

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UGHAAAAA just doesn't work

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I want my wryyy

proud cypress
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i was mistaken

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he doesnt say useless in part 3

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only in part 1

amber scaffold
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I don't watch dub

potent dew
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even during the stairs scene with polnareff
he still says muda instead of useless

amber scaffold
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Also

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Why did his face changed when he drank Joseph's blood?

proud cypress
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he got high

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from it

burnt zodiac
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it's jojo don't think too hard about it

amber scaffold
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Like, is it was a green lipstick inside Joseph?

wanton turret
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to exaggerate that's he's fully fused with jonathan's body

proud cypress
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on the other hand, mercer's oras kept getting better and better throughout the dub

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during the test run they sounded horrible

amber scaffold
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We need a fanfic about Joseph who implanted a green lipstick within his body

proud cypress
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agreed

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the original ones will always be my favorite

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jesus

potent dew
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it took me a long time to realize that DIO wasn't punching it with his hands

proud cypress
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..he's not?

potent dew
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he's using his elbows

proud cypress
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oh

potent dew
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I think
it's really hard to make out

proud cypress
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i mean the one moment he does punch it

burnt zodiac
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those mudas were in the bottom precentage

proud cypress
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i wanna see an edit like this but for the road roller scene

potent dew
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I mean yeah there was the last moment where punched it
but during his exchange with jotaro
he was using his elbows to push it

proud cypress
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so have jotaro in japanese and dio in english

burnt zodiac
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yes

potent dew
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heritage for the future mudas > anime muda

proud cypress
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hftf wryy > anime wryy

amber scaffold
near starBOT
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@amber scaffold, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

burnt zodiac
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force/speed tradeoff

proud cypress
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go to 0:21 in that video

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jotaro's random "EUGH"

amber scaffold
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0:28 Star Platinum got the existential crisis

potent dew
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gimme a break

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down breakdown

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that reminds me of the video with jotaro's voice actor singing sono chi no sadame

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the glorious jotaro voice crack

amber scaffold
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wtf

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I thought that only buff man can voiceact the first 3 parts of JoJo

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:)

potent dew
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asian people
buff

wanton turret
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that word is a slur

potent dew
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oh really?

wanton turret
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please try to not use it again

potent dew
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damn

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didn't know

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šŸ™

wanton turret
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that's...that's exactly why

potent dew
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honestly I just thought it was a shorter way of saying japanese

wanton turret
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don't, for the good of it

potent dew
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but I guess I should be careful next time

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really tho?

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well I guess some of the lyrics do fit

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but the song is too edgy to be something related to DIO

proud cypress
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yeah dio is flamboyant not edgy

potent dew
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well I guess if DIO had a song it would be kind of similar to the one scar sung in the lion king?

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lol

proud cypress
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the little mermaid

potent dew
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NANI

proud cypress
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iced

amber scaffold
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Did English dub change stand names?

proud cypress
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not in part 3

amber scaffold
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ok

proud cypress
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there's no copyright on the tarot cards so

amber scaffold
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But Vanilla Ice

proud cypress
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hes called cool ice in the dub iirc

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because vanilla ice is a music producer

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and they censored that

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tarkukus

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straizo

amber scaffold
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They say "Straizo"

proud cypress
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i think?

amber scaffold
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But they try to say "Straits", I think

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This is like "Joestar"

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They say "Josuta"

wanton turret
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that's...literally what Dire and Straizo are for

amber scaffold
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but it is "Joestar"

proud cypress
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that's just jojo engrish

amber scaffold
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Because Engrish

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So Abuduru is Abdul/Avdol

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 9 !

amber scaffold
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lol

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Hate the dub because of this moment

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"Are you really Mohammed Avdol?"
"Yes, you have better believe I am!"

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It is stupid

proud cypress
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idk i kinda like it

amber scaffold
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who talks this way

proud cypress
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"yes i am" is obv better but the english quote is good imo

amber scaffold
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It looks fine in the Jap version but way worse here. There's 4 mouth flaps that match the 4 syllables of the original voice line. (YE-SU! I AM!). Pronouncing the "yes" with just one syllable, like a normal English speaker, would only be slightly off, with one unnecessary mouth flap. They could easily rectify it by slightly changing the line to "Oh yes! I AM!" or just putting extra emphasis on the "s" like the Jap VA did. Instead, they changed it to "Yes! You'd bet-ter be-lieve I am!" for a total of eight syllables. By going from one excess mouth flap to 4 excess syllables, they made the "godzilla effect" even worse than if they just carried over the line exactly.

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(Youtube comment)

wanton turret
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who cares, what's done is done and all we can do is complain, or, like, go make your own dub if it bothers you so much

amber scaffold
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ok

near starBOT
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@amber scaffold, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

amber scaffold
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But with the power of talking he could make his dead as long as he wishes

zinc pivot
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this is impossible to make a longer speech in this moment, I'm DIO!!!!

fast bridge
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DOES anyone remember that kakyoin literally possessed a person wh en he first met jotaro

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Did he just forget that ability completely

ornate merlin
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Yes

fast bridge
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w o w

proud cypress
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to be fair he kinda used it against death 13

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iirc

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could be wrong

burnt zodiac
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Wasn't it used against Lovers?

mellow geode
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He forgot about his painting ability too

proud cypress
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the painting wasn't an ability

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it was probably just hierophant hitting his leg

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and the used the painting for dramatic effect

junior garnet
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Kakyoin was being flashy for the viewers

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He knows the world around him isn't real

orchid veldt
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yeah, that's the agreed upon theory

junior garnet
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That's also why he licked the cherry

orchid veldt
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either that or Araki was just trying to get a hang of stands

amber scaffold
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nope

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Also there is a moment when he send his stand to explore the ship

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but after that Araki says that you can't fight if you don't see the battlefield

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It's just usual Araki forgot moment

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Also maybe it is too nastily for him to possess people after Jotaro removed the DIO's flesh bud

junior garnet
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The "you can't fight if you can't see" point isn't entirely correct

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It's revealed that Polnareff specifically has a Stand that can only see what Polnareff sees, indicating that there are Stands that can be used for recon cough Echoes cough

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Although with The Lovers, we do see that Hierophant Green needs Kakyoin to see in order to fight

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However, that can be explained away

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Maybe Kakyoin didn't need to actually see, and they only needed Hermit Purple because Polnareff

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I don't remember what ship you're talking about, though. Is that Strength?

weary turret
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kakyoin should have used his actually potentially useful ability to posess people instead of fuckin emerald splash

junior garnet
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BUT NOBODY CAN DODGE THE EMERALD SPLASH

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Seriously though, it's a lot safer to use the Emerald Splash, because he needs to get a grip on the person to possess them, and if he fails he's left wide open

wintry rampart
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Lmao remember when stands had moves

near starBOT
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proud cypress
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lmao remember when hamon

wintry rampart
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Lmao

junior garnet
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SUNLAITO YELLO OBADURAIBU

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And Stands do still have named moves

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In the fighting games

wintry rampart
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Lmao remember when Hermit Purple was almost a very interesting stans with a lot of wasted potential because Joseph could've incorporated his Hamon into hermit and it could've made for a really good kinda transitional in the middle kinda stand but that never happened

proud cypress
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he did incorporate it a bit

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during the empress fight i think

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and against dio

junior garnet
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Yeah, just that one time, though

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Oh yeah, Dio

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Two times

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It would've been interesting to see it more, but since Hamon is mostly for fighting vampires, it wouldn't have made much sense

wintry rampart
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Yeah but it would've been so much fun

burnt zodiac
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no one can deflect Emeraldo Supurashu, which is why they only dodge it

raw condor
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oh god

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that's so good

amber scaffold
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@junior garnet But Joseph and salad was trying not to hurt Suzi Q when Esidisi was inside

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So they can hurt people

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Also Kars hurted a JoJo with hamon at the end of BT

potent dew
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salad

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too good

lament stump
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Abdul could have beaten DIO
Change my mind

sand hornet
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What the.. power ups were needed

orchid veldt
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Avdol

weary turret
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Abdul

lament stump
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We never see the limits of Abdul’s power. He could make a sphere of fire around him, with a radius larger than the distance DIO could travel during time stop

mellow geode
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Just nuke Cairo

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Boom Dio gone

orchid veldt
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AVDOL

near starBOT
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@orchid veldt, Your Gangstar cred is now level 8 !

weary turret
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yall ever think about how vanilla ice could beat any character ever with a bit of preparation

lament stump
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We know from PB that fire is pretty deadly to Dio. DIO probably has less vampiric stamina than Dio

orchid veldt
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No

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Since there's still stands incredibly stronger than Cream

lament stump
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Cream might not be able to beat anyone, but so long as he stays inside the stand, nothing can beat him.

near starBOT
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@lament stump, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

weary turret
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"hey look at that"
"huh? look at what?"
wham

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flawless plan

orchid veldt
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Fair enough, but that just ends in a stalemate

weary turret
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how so?

orchid veldt
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Well sure nothing could beat Vanilla Ice inside Cream

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But if it's still a stand stronger than Cream

lament stump
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He stays inside the stand. You attack him, and you get whomped. He leaves the stand, he gets Chariot’d

orchid veldt
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We're just in a stalemate where nothing Happens

mellow geode
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Itā€˜s a heccin Nyoom in the OVA

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I canā€˜t help but to laugh when Iggy gets nyoomed to death

orchid veldt
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I'd specify which stands but they're all Past Part 3

lament stump
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SDC AU where DIO got Superfly instead of The World

wanton turret
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superfly????

weary turret
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thats his mansion

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but no more discussion of that in here

orchid veldt
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You know what would have been nice?

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A proper Kenny G fight

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His stand is actually really cool

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Had some real potential

lament stump
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Kenny G is a little bitch baby

orchid veldt
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But nope

weary turret
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whats he gonna do make you think he threw a table at you

orchid veldt
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Just taken out by a dog

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I mean there's probably more to Tenore Sax then meets the eye

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If DIO employed him at the mansion

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They make it very clear that DIO put Darby younger, Kenny G, and Vanilla Ice at the mansion cause DIO deemed them incredibly strong stand users.

weary turret
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it created perfect illusions across a large mansion. and DIO's kinda Like That

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remember that they just moved locations

orchid veldt
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At the very least

wanton turret
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i mean, isn't nukesaku also in the mansion?

weary turret
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and he kept that one servant vampire around too, for some reason

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yeah him

orchid veldt
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I would've enjoyed Tenore Sax still being active during the Cream fight
Imagine how crazy that would be

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Well, granted, he was a vampire and couldn't really go anywhere else

lament stump
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Just fuckin hermit purple got damn. We already got joseph navigating with it like 3 times

weary turret
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hermit purple was such a versatile stand. super interesting

orchid veldt
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Hermit Purple was weird at times, but it reflected Joseph well

weary turret
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it could:
-take magic pictures
-get information from tv sets
-spy on DIO with tv sets
-make ideographic maps out of dirt
-play video games
-support the weight of joseph
-conduct hamon
-probably more i'm forgetting

orchid veldt
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Araki said that Hermit Purple is a visual representation of hamon

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And if the Part 3 gang traveled back in time to Part 2

mellow geode
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So then Dio can use hamon?

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X Doubt

orchid veldt
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They would see the Hermit Purple on younf Joseph

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Well yeah

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DIO has Johnathan's body

mellow geode
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But heā€˜s a vampire

orchid veldt
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It's Johnathan's stand

mellow geode
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Heā€˜d just self combust or something

weary turret
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if DIO actually tried to conduct hamon with it he'd explode yeah

orchid veldt
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I don't think that's how it works

weary turret
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tell that to straizo

orchid veldt
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I'm just saying what Araki said

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"Hermit Purple is a visual expression of hamon."

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It's in a Jojonium volume

mellow geode
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Tbf that time Dio used it was only because of an idea that was scrapped later on

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He probably just forgot about it

weary turret
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this is assuming that hermit purple is literally visual hamon

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could be, like, araki saying "this is what hamon would be if it was a stand"

orchid veldt
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I assume Hermit Purple is just what you get when you know hamon

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Since we've seen it on 2 people, one knows hamon, the other has the body of somebody who knows hamon

proud cypress
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hamon purple

orchid veldt
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I don't know

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I always thought that it was cool trying to connect the two concepts

potent dew
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well i guess when i hear castlevania anime
i just think of a really dark series with none of the bright colors, flashy clothes and poses

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yeah he stops time and throws knives

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nani

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well i never really played aria

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but that's really cool

remote skiff
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that was cagnazzo right

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also juste makes the same cry with the fist subweapon

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also alucard can find a stone mask used in ancient rituals

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also blackmore maybe

amber scaffold
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Wait

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Hamon was reffered as Sendo few times

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"Sendo" means in Japanese

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** H E R M I T**

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Wow it makes sense

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A Joseph's hair is kinda purple sometimes

junior garnet
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I think Sendo was just a specific way of using Hamon in combat

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Hamon itself is just a breathing technique

wanton turret
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Sendo is a martial art

amber scaffold
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Not so important

wanton turret
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that helps in applying/using Hamon for combat, yes

amber scaffold
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But it means "hermit"

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I didn't think a much about Hermit's Purple namesake before

junior garnet
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Oh my god

wanton turret
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joseph doesn't even practice proper Sendo, unlike will and jonathan

junior garnet
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Star Platinum because Jotaro's the main character

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The Star if you will

amber scaffold
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Star Platimum refers to his star

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Joestar star

calm solstice
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^

wanton turret
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also, they put a greater meaning with the tarot cards early on, if you'd remember, this is a key element to the earlier stands' names

near starBOT
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@wanton turret, Your Gangstar cred is now level 10 !

wanton turret
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ew lvl 10, what do it get

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oh nothing

uncut vault
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hey

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so

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i always wanted to see jotaro vs darby but yu gi oh

wanton turret
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...which darby?

uncut vault
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older

junior garnet
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Either would be great

wanton turret
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oh

junior garnet
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Telence would just play Duel Links

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 10 !

amber scaffold
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The World card was named "The Time" at the one french version of tarot cards

uncut vault
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"ZA CLOCK"

amber scaffold
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ZA TAIMU

junior garnet
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Everyone: "I wonder what THE TIME does?"
Joseph: "The secret of his Stand is time!"
Everyone except Kakyoin: "What a twist!"

amber scaffold
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Kakyoun: dead

uncut vault
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YES

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yes

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we never got to see her

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except in the game

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i think

junior garnet
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Yeah

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She's completely redesigned for the games, though

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Now she's a belly dancer

wanton turret
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we actually do get to see midler in teh anime and manga, just one panel of a dead girl

uncut vault
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we only get to see her broken teeth

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i think

amber scaffold
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The best way not to objectify woman

junior garnet
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Not even that

amber scaffold
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Is to not draw her

wanton turret
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*objectify

junior garnet
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We just see her legs and lower body

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Polnareff sees her teeth

uncut vault
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its a shame

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mariah had a chance to join crusaders

wanton turret
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what, no she didn't?

uncut vault
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joseph was just testing her

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i mean

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joseph would probably bang her

junior garnet
uncut vault
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woman seem to get attracted to old man like joseph

junior garnet
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Now she's from Stone Ocean, deal with it

uncut vault
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ocean man

junior garnet
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I wouldn't call her a man

uncut vault
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ocean thot

junior garnet
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That's better

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heh

uncut vault
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if he used hamon

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well

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he would prob look like george II or something

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a bit older

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lol

mellow geode
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Suzie Q was only there to style her hair

calm solstice
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Her stand

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Sucked the life outta her

wanton turret
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weren't those from two different OVAs by two different studios tho?

uncut vault
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would cackyoween still get attracted to holly ?

junior garnet
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Fun fact: the second half of the OVA was released first

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They only went back and did the first half several years later

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It's entirely possible that they just forgot how they drew Holy

uncut vault
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shame we dont see her after events of part 3

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she said "okay"

potent dew
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KakyoinSad 🄚

junior garnet
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You know what I think is underappreciated?

near starBOT
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@junior garnet, Your Gangstar cred is now level 9 !

junior garnet
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When we see DIO's X-Ray in Part 3 after Jotaro punches him, the heart on his forehead is part of the skeleton

uncut vault
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no its not

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its just metal

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so we see it

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in xray vision

junior garnet
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That makes too much sense

wanton turret
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the heart is metal but the strap isn't? weird

potent dew
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I mean you have jotaro's hat fuse with his hair

junior garnet
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There's no way Araki actually thought of that

uncut vault
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i mean

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it looks like a bone

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yes

wanton turret
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as you can see, it looks nothing like metal

junior garnet
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Are neck bones supposed to look like that?

wanton turret
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yes

uncut vault
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lol

near starBOT
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@uncut vault, Your Gangstar cred is now level 5 !

potent dew
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the Manga had the heart thing on his forehead right?

wanton turret
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yeah i think

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Araki: Haha let's draw a cute heart on DIO's actual skull haha

uncut vault
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can vampires cut their nails

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or they will just grow again rly fast

junior garnet
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That explains why DIO's nails are so long

potent dew
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he looks fabulous

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I guess DIO has to cut his nails each day since they grow back so fast

junior garnet
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Dio was a bit of a showoff

potent dew
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than donate them to a serial killer

uncut vault
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i mean

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if you are a vampire

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you can just sell your organs

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you dont need them plus they regenerate

junior garnet
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*the bird

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He kills dogs

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As does his bird

uncut vault
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ice shop has the same personality as dio(part1) and he has ice powers too

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coincidence??

potent dew
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ice shop

junior garnet
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So that's why DIO never freezes anything

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He gave that power to Pet Shop because maybe that's somethin he can do?

uncut vault
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how the fuck he gave his power to him

potent dew
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actually yeah
dio had so many abilities in part 1
then he just forgets about them

uncut vault
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would u just freeze the arrow ?

#

and stab

#

someone

#

bum ice powers

junior garnet
#

"What do you mean I don't need to throw knives? Shooting eye lasers isn't fun"

potent dew
#

DIO can do the laser eyes in HFTF
but never in the anime

junior garnet
#

"Yeah, freezing Star Platinum would be effective, but have you considered RODA ROLA DA!"

wanton turret
#

that's cuz hftf is like a fanservice game so anything goes

potent dew
#

I could kill jotaro at any moment but I'd rather waste my time stops worrying about how jotaro is able to move

junior garnet
#

^ this

#

This is his downfall

#

Not that Jotaro can move, but that DIO lets it get to him

uncut vault
#

wait

#

how dio cant move

#

in stopped time

#

but jotaro can

#

wot

junior garnet
#

Both of them could move for about two seconds in the other one's stopped time

#

Remember at the end when DIO counts to 11 then can't move?

uncut vault
#

talking is a free action

junior garnet
#

Those last 2 were him moving during Jotaro's time stop

potent dew
#

if anyone uses a time stop while another time stop is in effect
they both can move until one of them run out

#

does that make sense?

uncut vault
#

you can do that in EOH

#

its like nothing happens

potent dew
#

^

junior garnet
#

Except Jotaro used his at the end of DIO's time stop

#

So Jotaro moving during DIO's isn't him using time stop, it's just because he's time stop sensitive or some bullshit like that

#

Same with DIO moving during Jotaro's

potent dew
#

el mundo

wanton turret
#

basically, if your timestop runs out during someone else's, you're completely not able to use timestop again before the other person's timestop runs out too

uncut vault
#

well

#

dio would just spam za waurdo then

wanton turret
#

he's too arrogant to do such a thing

potent dew
#

eyes of heaven

#

more like

#

you had all these DIOs but not one can drop a road roller

uncut vault
#

they didnt add chaka to EOH

junior garnet
#

KONO DIO DA

uncut vault
#

kono weebo da

potent dew
#

gotta hand it to vinesauce for convincing me to keep going with jojo

uncut vault
#

half of people just stop

#

at season 1

potent dew
#

I wouldn't be surprised if there are people that dropped jojo during part 3

junior garnet
#

Part 3 moves pretty slowly at times

potent dew
#

^

orchid veldt
#

I always consider there to be 2 points that hook people onto Jojo

#

Either somewhere or Part 2

potent dew
#

it still annoyed me that they couldn't do anything without getting attacked

orchid veldt
#

Or The Hanged Man fight

junior garnet
#

How did Strength happen

#

Like, think about it

#

An Orangutan manifests a boat

#

Locks himself in a cage

#

And a bunch of sailors get on and head out into the ocean

potent dew
#

I'll never understand the purpose of the little girl

junior garnet
#

And since he was a tarot Stand

potent dew
#

I thought she was some sort of spy

junior garnet
#

That means DIO hired him

orchid veldt
#

THERE HAS TO BE A CHILD IN EACH PART

#

IT'S JOJO RULE

terse dawn
#

ya

orchid veldt
#

It was interesting however

terse dawn
#

hayato for part 4

#

koichi for part 5

#

oh wait

potent dew
#

who's the child in part 1

#

oh wait jonathan

orchid veldt
#

Poco

junior garnet
#

Jonathan\

orchid veldt
#

POCO

junior garnet
#

Oh, yeah, Poco

potent dew
#

oh poco

terse dawn
#

what abt part 2

orchid veldt
#

Saved Johnathan's life and stuff

junior garnet
#

Smokey?

orchid veldt
#

Smokey

terse dawn
#

yeah

#

part 5??

potent dew
#

narancia

orchid veldt
#

Trish

potent dew
#

giorno

terse dawn
#

narancia doesnt rly fit as a kid he's more of just a really big twink

potent dew
#

15

terse dawn
#

ig

junior garnet
#

Narancia's older than Giorno

orchid veldt
#

Lot of 15 year olds in Part 5

wanton turret
#

this is part 3 chat

orchid veldt
#

Whoops

junior garnet
orchid veldt
#

Sure

amber scaffold
#

To hook person into JoJo you should just show him the first episode of BT

#

(10th of the 1st season)

#

But it will be good if he watch a first nine episodes first

#

because skipping parts is bad

junior garnet
#

Thank god

proud cypress
#

it wasn't the best but its the most vital part of the story

junior garnet
#

^

burnt zodiac
#

If you watch a few episodes and just can't, then it's ok imo
Otherwise it's just 9 episodes, watch it you coward

orchid veldt
#

the only way I see it that somebody watching Jojo

#

needs a friend that likes Jojo

#

to push them through Part 1

#

at least that's how I see it

remote skiff
#

or drag them

#

either works

wintry rampart
#

Tbh i watched and enjoyed part 1

#

Ah simpler times

junior garnet
#

Thank you!

#

It's not as boring as everyone says

#

I enjoyed every minute of it

wintry rampart
#

I had the time of my life watching it

burnt zodiac
#

I liked Part 1 but it's the least JoJo imo

junior garnet
#

Except for Tom Petty, Dire, and Straits showing up at the end and doing absolutely nothing

wintry rampart
#

But that just goes for every jojo part for me. It always manages to entertain me even if I've watched it like 3 times before

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 13 !

mellow geode
#

I love how youā€˜re supposed to care about straits becoming a vampire

junior garnet
#

^

mellow geode
#

But I honestly forgot that he was in part 1

wintry rampart
#

It was a very "oh thaaaat guy" moment

burnt zodiac
#

Yeahh

wintry rampart
#

"Yeah yeah the..uhh. Yeah... The guy that ummm.... Did the thing yaknow"

junior garnet
#

Did he do anything in Part 1?

wintry rampart
#

Nah

junior garnet
#

Dire died and I think that was the most any of them accomplished

burnt zodiac
#

I wish Dire had become a vampire instead

#

He had the thunder cross split attack

wintry rampart
#

My sister like a Dire Straits

burnt zodiac
#

Straizo had...

mellow geode
#

I remember seeing a video about this guy unironically thinking that dire was jesus

junior garnet
#

Well, actually, Dire showed that Hamon could be put into a rose, in turn giving Jonathan the idea to fill a sword with Hamon

burnt zodiac
#

Let me get back to you

wintry rampart
#

Like the band

junior garnet
#

Straits and Tom Petty were just there

wintry rampart
#

My sister also likes Tom Petty

burnt zodiac
#

He was cool but that's basically it

junior garnet
#

Honestly, if it were just Dire who showed up, it wouldn't have been any different

wintry rampart
#

She plays the guitar so she likes a lot of rock bands I'm actually not too keen on myself and sometimes when it's music references I don't quite listen to it's usually like "oh she likes that guy. I've seen her listening to them before"

#

Our music tastes clash a lot and we have an agreed dislike of Pink Floyd

orchid veldt
#

except we need Straits for Part 3

junior garnet
#

Straits was Part 2, not 3

#

Actually, yeah, he was important, since he raised Lisa Lisa and gave her the Red Stone of Aja

#

Doesn't defend the fact that he did nothing in Part 1

wintry rampart
#

Yeah here's the thing

#

Lisa Lisa didn't exist in part 1

burnt zodiac
#

I feel like Dire would have just filled the same role

wintry rampart
#

Like I wouldn't even be like

#

Surprised

#

If during the time that part of part 1 was being written Lisa Lisa wasn't even an idea yet

junior garnet
#

Well

#

The baby Erina saved grew up to be Lisa Lisa

orchid veldt
#

but that's the thing

#

Araki had Straits be the bad guy at the start of Part 2

#

and since he introduced him towards the end of Part 1

#

he may have had the idea for Straits to be important as he was writing

wintry rampart
#

Yeah maybe

orchid veldt
#

Jonathan's death was not that far off from when Straits was introduced

junior garnet
#

Hinjaku hinjaku!

near starBOT
#

@junior garnet, Your Gangstar cred is now level 10 !

junior garnet
#

Dio

ornate merlin
#

Dio, upon smashing dire

junior garnet
#

When he killed Dire

#

Goddamn I've heard so many bad things about that movie

#

Apparently Araki himself hated it

#

It never left theaters because they were so embarassed

#

And that just makes me want to see it more

#

Like, people still watch the OVA

#

Whether they legitimately enjoy it or think it's bad, they still enjoy watching it

burnt zodiac
#

if you love jojo that just makes a shit jojo adaptation enjoyable

junior garnet
#

^

orchid veldt
#

or you know

#

not show Erina saving Lisa Lisa

#

on the boat

junior garnet
#

reading wiki

#

"Dio uses his vampiric power to transform his hideout in Windknight's Lot into a giant castle."

#

wtf

orchid veldt
#

like if they did make a second one

#

they probably would have just made ways it could work

#

but it'd be really stupid

#

and probably create more plot holes

#

"The baby Elizabeth is omitted from the movie. In the manga, Erina chooses to die with Jonathan but is persuaded after he asks her to save the baby. In the movie, she enters the coffin without Jonathan saying anything."

#

wow movie Erina was kind of just

#

cold

junior garnet
#

"Jonathan does not light his gloves on fire to counter Dio's freezing technique. He instead overcomes it by "powering up" during their clash."

#

Also Hamon is just a power up, not vampire killing

orchid veldt
#

yeah

#

cause it says Dio's inner monologue is removed entirely

#

so we don't really get a feel for his motives

#

the wiki says it's a needle I think

#

I will say I do like the animation somewhat

#

but I always enjoyed that old anime movie design anyways

#

yeah, that's weird for 2007

#

but I like how it looks regardless

#

it may have been a stylistic choice

#

the official manga coloring sets Johnathan's hair to brown

#

I'm pretty sure the anime just made it blue

#

to set him apart from Joseph

junior garnet
#

It may be going for an old look because it's an old manga

#

Also, yeah. Manga gave him brown hair

#

Except when it didn't, because Jojo

orchid veldt
#

oof

#

yeah that might result in a shit movie

junior garnet
#

You ever heard of Food Fight?

orchid veldt
#

yeah

junior garnet
#

Apparently, they lost all the footage when it was almost done

orchid veldt
#

it had a super high budget right?

#

65 million dollars

junior garnet
#

So they started from scratch

orchid veldt
#

yeah but they like tried to do it over the course of what was it?

#

a decade?

#

they had a whole decade to make the movie from scratch

#

and it was still shit

#

I guess Phantom Blood is different since

#

Araki himself requested it not be shown ever again

#

and it's kind of his wishes

junior garnet
#

It's kind of like the Star Wars Holiday Special

orchid veldt
#

yeah, but there's like a few rare VHSs of that I think

junior garnet
#

Yeah, because it was on TV and people recorded it

orchid veldt
#

that too

#

huh

#

interesting

#

also I found this on the wiki

#

"During its theatrical release, the prologue cutscene from the PS2 game was played before the movie."

#

excuse me wtf

#

why they'd show it in the movie

#

is what I'm referring to lol

junior garnet
#

We've been talking about this for a while

orchid veldt
#

sure

raw condor
#

jotaro sux

#

am i rite guys

wanton turret
#

no

smoky geode
#

Yes

remote skiff
#

no no no no no

raw condor
#

Ah, finally someone with common sense

near starBOT
#

@raw condor, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

raw condor
#

@near star shut up

remote skiff
#

made in heaven says no

smoky geode
#

Uhh

raw condor
#

uhhh

#

what's that

remote skiff
#

it's a stand

#

lel

raw condor
#

stand?.. you mean a stand?

remote skiff
#

yes

raw condor
#

ah

#

cool

#

I don't know any stand names other the ones in Stardust Crusaders

remote skiff
#

it does {SPOILERS}

#

k

raw condor
#

wow that's op af

mellow geode
#

You think thatā€˜s op? Just wait for [Time for Made in Heaven Over Heaven The World Requiem.]

near starBOT
#

@mellow geode, Your Gangstar cred is now level 8 !

mellow geode
raw condor
#

I'm still watching Stardust

#

So far Jotaro's the most op

#

I can't wait for that to disappear in part four

remote skiff
#

i mean sp is bullshit in part 3

wanton turret
#

why do you guys always slip out some sort of spoiler

remote skiff
#

because we suck

#

haven't you noticed

calm solstice
#

y'all gotta stop

#

also remember that Jan is mod now too

#

so listen or the paddle will come out

wanton turret
#

e-ehhh

#

i won't paddle people for spoiling

remote skiff
#

why do you even need a paddle

north obsidian
#

Spank ass

calm solstice
#

^

remote skiff
#

why not a baseball bat then

wanton turret
#

cuz a baseball bat is too thick ;)

north obsidian
#

Baseball bats are rounded while paddles give that good slap

wanton turret
#

anyways, try not to spoil k

raw condor
#

The most op stand is clearly the Baby Stand

north obsidian
#

Did u just not hear him

remote skiff
#

hmmmmmmmm

#

a giant frying pan?

#

you know what at this point

#

i'm going to go reenact the headbang scene

wanton turret
#

i mean yeha, d13's pretty strong

remote skiff
#

from something else

#

if i don't show up in a week, assume i'm dead

raw condor
#

but

#

the baby stand

remote skiff
#

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

#

SPOILERRRRRRRRRRRRRS

raw condor
#

what

#

did i spoil something on accident

remote skiff
#

yes

#

oh wait

#

well.

wanton turret
#

he didn't

#

he's talking about death13's user

remote skiff
#

yeah.

#

i just realized this.

#

ahem

#

i'll be going

#

forever

north obsidian
#

I forget he exits tbh

remote skiff
#

i mean he isn't relevant in the slightest

raw condor
#

The clown looked cool but then he took off his coat and eh

#

boring

remote skiff
#

and then he died

#

because a pair of sunglasses impaled him

raw condor
#

what

#

no

#

Kakyoin outsmarted him with 800IQ

remote skiff
#

yep

#

and after that episode he died to alessi

raw condor
#

he ate his own shit too

#

the baby

remote skiff
#

yep

raw condor
#

yeah

#

that was something

#

yo tbh that episode where the french guy turns into a 9 year old

#

that was weird

#

That entire episode was pretty weird

weary turret
#

the french guy

remote skiff
#

and when jotaro punched a guy out as a 7 year old

#

actual just ORA

wanton turret
#

jotaro's a strong boi

remote skiff
#

he was SEVEN.

#

his 195 cms were gon

#

e

raw condor
#

i know

#

Jotaro was already strong as a kid

#

like

#

ok?

weary turret
#

alessi had an axe labeled "AX" and that was the best part of him

wanton turret
#

gotta get that obvious stuff on

remote skiff
#

the best part of alessi was him become an unwilling projectile

raw condor
#

I think the stand master was weak as hell

#

that must be it

wanton turret
#

nah alessi's pretty strong, he looked very buiff and can swing a huge axe with ease

raw condor
#

but he got his ass kicked by a seven year old

wanton turret
#

jotaro's just really strong

uncut vault
#

he is confident when he is killing children. in heritage for the future when you turn someone into a young version allesi axe has more speed.

vernal sail
#

GOODBYE NOSTALGIA IS ABOUT NORIAKI KAKYOIN AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES JOTARO BUT HE CANT FIX HIS MISTAKES ANYMORE BECAUSE DIO KILLED HIM

near starBOT
#

@vernal sail, Your Gangstar cred is now level 6 !

vernal sail
wanton turret
#

kak = šŸ©

vernal sail
#

stop it hurts

wanton turret
#

pretty sure it hurt kak more

junior garnet
#

Polnareff is best Jojo

blissful ferry
#

Iggy is the best jojo

blissful ferry
#

PoorJonathan soul

burnt zodiac
#

Can he go to heaven while his body is in use?

weary turret
#

seeing that what is presumably his stand still works, probably not

mellow geode
#

tfw you're trapped inside your body because your vampiric adopted brother won't let you die fully.

amber scaffold
#

oh fuck

#

is it Dio?

#

It seems like a monster

#

or Magician's Red

junior garnet
#

Jojo
Dio
Jojo
Dio
Jojo
DIO
Jojo
DIO

amber scaffold
#

or maybe i'm blind

#

oh

#

Well

#

I see, I think

junior garnet
#

The part with the weird red moving stuff in STAND PROUD right before the "Stand up, Stand up, Stand up" was also DIO

amber scaffold
#

Yes

junior garnet
#

He likes getting really close to the camera so we can admire Jonathan's body

amber scaffold
#

How can you don't underSTAND it

#

but this

burnt zodiac
#

It's shadow Dio

amber scaffold
#

Because when it was shown briefly at the anime I was like "WTF was this?"

#

And never looked closer

#

I thought that his hand is a part of head

finite island
#

Hol Horse appreciation thread

sharp briar
#

Nice

amber scaffold
#

We need Araki to make a Boingo spinoff

near starBOT
#

@amber scaffold, Your Gangstar cred is now level 5 !

orchid veldt
#

there was actually

#

a proper manga book made

#

of all of Oingo and Boingo's predictions

#

which I find to be unique

amber scaffold
#

Wheel of Fotrune is the worst SC stand

burnt zodiac
#

i agree tbh

#

It's like knockoff Strength

fallen shore
#

What about Mariah’s stand?

#

It only works if you’re dumb enough to touch a very conspicuous electric outlet

amber scaffold
#

but her arc was a quite ok

#

but Wheel of Fortune

#

It is very strange shit

burnt zodiac
#

Okay, I guess Bastet is harder to use but Wheel of Fortune is just

amber scaffold
#

idk

burnt zodiac
#

i should've put wheel of fortune as my least favorite stand on the poll lol

amber scaffold
#

tfw when you like Death 13 but baby stand user is a kinda fucked up

fallen shore
#

They never do anything about that baby

near starBOT
#

@fallen shore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

fallen shore
#

He probably grows up to be a serial killer

amber scaffold
#

he just was fed up with shit

#

Only Kakyoin had a memories about it, don't forget

#

hm

#

tfw you are Jotaro and you like "So we had to defeat nine glory gods. We defeated 7 and Dio is gone. What's happened with the other 2 gods?"

#

or he thing they defeated 8/9

#

oh fuck

#

Because Oingo is just fucked up before they even undestanded that he is a stand user

#

@wintry rampart It depends if you counter Boingo

#

maybe he starplatinumed himself

orchid veldt
#

I'm always baffled that this scene in the Judgement arc

#

is an anime exclusive scene

#

and wasn't in the manga at all

#

because it's one of the best scenes in Stardust Crusaders

#

and does wonders for Polnareff's character

burnt zodiac
#

Totally

amber scaffold
#

is it anime-only?

orchid veldt
#

yes

#

this scene

#

I mean Judgement is in the manga

#

but in this scene

#

Judgement just ends up throwing zombie Sherry at Avdol

#

and Avdol burns it

#

we don't get this beautiful scene

wintry rampart
#

I really loved that scene

fallen shore
#

Has any JoJo character suffered more than Polnareff?

#

He’s been through some shit

wintry rampart
#

I mean

#

A lot of Jojo characters have some shitty stuff happen to them but I never noticed how ridiculously shitty the stuff that happened to polnareff was

orchid veldt
#

I mean there's a ton of character that have suffered worse than Polnareff

wintry rampart
#

Yeah

orchid veldt
#

but he's probably in the top 10 Jojo characters with the most suffering

#

I mean

#

there's Kars

#

who literally can't die

#

and there's some other characters past Part 3 that I can't mention here

wintry rampart
#

That's such a predicament honestly. Not being able to die. Especially

#

Like

#

Knowing that he was just yeeted into orbit and can't die there

burnt zodiac
#

I feel like.. this isn't #steel-ball-run. Why does this always happen
Kars is like #2 or 3 imo

orchid veldt
fallen shore
#

I assume back to New York

burnt zodiac
#

probably he'd live with one of the crusaders

fallen shore
#

I don’t think any of them would want to take him

wintry rampart
#

I would love that

burnt zodiac
#

iggy in p5 would've been cool

wintry rampart
#

I would read/watch the shit outta that

#

Valid

fallen shore
#

Now that is something I would love to watch

wintry rampart
#

That would be cute

#

I would also read/watch that

#

Iggy destroys the Eiffel tower

#

Iggy takes a piss on the Arc de Triomphe and it crumbles to the ground in consequence

proud cypress
#

@orchid veldt wasnt that cameo and not judgement

#

dont @ me if someone already pointed it out

orchid veldt
#

well I mean

#

it was Judgement the stand

#

that threw it

#

Cameo was underground the whole time

#

until they pissed on him

#

and beat him up

proud cypress
#

i thought the stand was called cameo

#

i don't remember

orchid veldt
#

the stand is called Judgement

#

the user is called Cameo

proud cypress
#

oh fuck i was getting it mixed up with justice

#

nevermind then

#

i should really rewatch part 3 sometime

orchid veldt
#

yeah, people mess up Judgement and Justice a lot

#

they're both Polnareff focused arcs

#

they're both stands that begin with "Ju"

#

in the same part

burnt zodiac
#

they both animate bodies

#

yes

soft grail
#

One of the best scenes in the part.

near starBOT
#

@soft grail, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

burnt zodiac
#

most apropos level up

raw condor
#

fucking

#

Iggy and Abdul just fucking died

orchid veldt
#

AVDOL

weary turret
#

abdul

remote skiff
#

abdul or avdol

#

he still ded

ornate merlin
#

A-d-l then it is interchangeable

finite stone
#

Dio is the biggest asshole i've ever seen

ornate merlin
#

Yes

remote skiff
#

go to the definition of tasteless asshole

#

you'll find dio there

finite stone
#

XDDDDD

burnt zodiac
#

axdvl

proud cypress
#

addll

orchid veldt
#

Perhaps

burnt zodiac
#

y-well, not in part 3

orchid veldt
#

Plus a lot of stands don't work

#

By just turning into them

burnt zodiac
#

well, Emperor, Strength, Wheel of Fortune don't work

orchid veldt
#

In fact it messes up quite a handful of fights

wanton turret
#

stands, but they become weapons and armor at will

#

imagine SP, but it manifesting as jotaro's gloves

orchid veldt
#

I was confused by the wording for a second

#

So for a moment I thought of like

#

Jotaro's hands turning into tiny Star Platinums

wintry rampart
#

I mean

#

That would be best

#

I always thought that about all powers in shows

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Like how cool it must feel to move your hands and concentrate and suddenly there's fire in your hands

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Or even something like bending in Avatar

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It all just must feel cool

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Also same @wintry rampart

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I don't think anyone does

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Other than the dude who made it

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Everyone knows Jojo copied Persona, not Pokemon :^)

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Like hamon is cool and all but fights can be much more complex with stands

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tfw jojo is just buff pokemon
Fr tho i kinda wish stands were an actual thing tbh

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he threw a dog at him too

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I was joking

burnt zodiac
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Everyone knows Jojo is just chad Pokemon

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he's blind?

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araki really wanted ndoul to get hit by a dog i guess

uncut vault
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dawg

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i mean he didn't kill the dog

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araki said if someone kills the dog he is a bad person

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so

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n'doul good job mate

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well he would hit something

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mayb cactus

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ouch

burnt zodiac
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He'd be Japan's first astronaut
if the rocket is japanese but the astronaut is american what does it count as

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hybrid

burnt zodiac
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cool

uncut vault
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stalin vs jotaro

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well, technically SC is. it'd be p sweet tho

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Stroheim is resurrected from the dead

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i mean

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he pulled 8 weapons from his back

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how tf he died

wanton turret
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landmine probably

uncut vault
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well german sience is the best

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respawn

wanton turret
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landmine or just shooting him in the head

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he's still human

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they can't revive peeps

uncut vault
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but he was blown by the grenade

burnt zodiac
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we can rebuild him. We have the technology

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and sanviento completly destroyed him inside out

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@uncut vault, Your Gangstar cred is now level 6 !

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stroheim with a decent stand would be op as fuck

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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar cred is now level 12 !

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Tatoo You Die Wacht am Rhein

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rosas is the best jojo

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fucking one kicked a gangdude

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what a boy

wanton turret
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what??

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rosas

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he one kciked a gang member who was trying to beat up suzie q

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if i recall

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Yeah, I think that's right?

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Or he mighr have just incited Suzie Q to just get away