jojolion

[twin ginkgo]

part 6 os my 2nd favorite

[faint grail]

part 6 is the 2nd best

[faint grail]

W opinion

[minor ore]

Peak Ocean

[sacred dove]

Whats the first

[twin ginkgo]

thanks

[faint grail]

7

stone ocean does have the best jojo ending though

[sharp dune]

i dont get this all my tabs are switching around

[faint grail]

i don't think anything will beat that finale

[sharp dune]

pc spacin

[light swift]

[sacred dove]

Part 7 is very good, I'll be very nice to see in anime form

[minor ore]

Part 6

[twin ginkgo]

8 is 1st 6 2nd 7 3rd for me

[formal patio]

guys even tho i finished reading jojolion i never found the jojo lion

[faint grail]

my top 3 in reverse order

[twin ginkgo]

lol

[light swift]

Can yall give ur thoughts

[faint grail]

the fact that the last 3 parts we had are also the best parts says a lot

[minor ore]

My top 3 are 6 > 7=4

[faint grail]

it just keeps getting better

[formal patio]

@twin ginkgo why are you gonna touch her
and can i join you

[sharp dune]

i cant imagine how that would feel

[faint grail]

true

[light swift]

She doesn't even RUN

[strange hamlet]

he had the potential to be a top 3 villain

[sharp dune]

shes like "oooo touch me hot guy"

[faint grail]

top 1

[light swift]

I hate damsel in distress bs

[sharp dune]

i laughed too hard at my own joke

[minor ore]

He’s like 6th best for me

[formal patio]

unrealism in jojo always makes me wanna kms

[sharp dune]

whatsyo top 6

[faint grail]

https://tenor.com/bz5B4.gif

[minor ore]

Right under Kira

[strange hamlet]

same tbh

[twin ginkgo]

yea

[timid summit]

It's okay because Araki instead wrote in funny hahas instead of exploring the dark reality that Josuke can only really pretend to have a normal life!!

[formal patio]

tbf she's cornered against a wall and the calamity is activated, so one wrong move will cost her her arm or something

[minor ore]

1. Pucci
2. Valentine
3. Diego
4. Dio
5. Kira
6. Jobin

[sharp dune]

Big boi W opinion

[faint grail]

dio above jobin

[twin ginkgo]

valid

[faint grail]

ugh

[light swift]

Yes, but running for your life isn't pursuit

[sharp dune]

🤝

[light swift]

[sharp dune]

its the same for me

[strange hamlet]

Pucci > valentine > diego > kira > dio > jobin

[hard meteor]

she wasnt even near a wall in that panel 💀

[light swift]

Itself preservation

[faint grail]

but at least you don't have t*oru in your top 6

[formal patio]

instead, by freezing in place the only thing she's gonna lose is her innocence

[minor ore]

W ranking

[formal patio]

she was just pursuing him so the calamity is still active

[sharp dune]

tooru is a swear nowadays

[minor ore]

Dio is better

[formal patio]

i think so, but it's jojo so yeah

[strange hamlet]

he is

[sharp dune]

1:pucci 2:fv 3:diego 4: ehhhh id say dio but its close 5: kira 6: jobin

my top 6

[twin ginkgo]

1pucci
2valentine
3kira
4DIO
5tooru
6kars
7dio Brando
8diavolo
for main villains

[formal patio]

tooru is hot

[minor ore]

All jokes aside, I think Dio is a really good villain actually

[strange hamlet]

W

[hard meteor]

"its jojo so yeah" not an argument bro

[twin ginkgo]

valid

[sharp dune]

hes got a lot of depth

[timid summit]

Part 1 Dio was good, I dislike part 3 DIO

[light swift]

Okay, I understand, inevitably. That the airplane pieces gonna hit her. However, some act of wanting to LIVE and not wanting to be rokakaka'd would've been good there

[strange hamlet]

hes pretty good

[light swift]

Any attempt to survive

[faint grail]

mine's
funny valentine > kira > pucci > tooru > dio > diavolo > kars

[light swift]

Other then just standing there

[sharp dune]

basically everything in jojo revolves around dio doing something in the past

except pt 8

[minor ore]

Tooru above Dio and Kars 💀

[faint grail]

if we count secondary antagonists as well then
funny valentine > jobin > diego > kira > pucci > doppio > tooru > dio > diavolo > kars

[formal patio]

1. jojo isn't all that good with realism, and 2. i don't n like being called bro

[hard meteor]

kars was mid

[timid summit]

BASED KARS IN LAST

Yes

That's what we like to see

[twin ginkgo]

yes

[formal patio]

otherwise we wouldn't get that golden panel tho

[strange hamlet]

doppio above dio???

[faint grail]

i liked doppio

[sharp dune]

dont even ask, we just vibin

[faint grail]

dio was pretty mid

[minor ore]

Ah hell no

[formal patio]

diavolo when he finds out he died because dio fucked an italian model

[sharp dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-ichigo-ichigo-kurosaki-funny-confused-ichigo-ichigo-is-confused-by-rukia-gif-17648399

[twin ginkgo]

yea

[kind owl]

@twin ginkgo, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[hard meteor]

1.this isnt about realism,it was just a dumb moment in the story that didnt really make sense not everything in this series needs to be defended. 2 also my bad on that

[timid summit]

Part 3 DIO was super mid!!

[twin ginkgo]

yea

[faint grail]

i did like dio in part 1 more

[light swift]

There's plenty othe chances for great panels

[strange hamlet]

ikr

[sharp dune]

dont agree

[faint grail]

but his part 3 version brought my opinion of him down a bit

[keen flume]

dio voice in part 3 is better tho

[faint grail]

but we can all agree that diego > dio right

[sharp dune]

insert ichigo burning in hell

[twin ginkgo]

i liked all villains but some made others look bad

[keen flume]

diego looks better

[strange hamlet]

yes

[faint grail]

and is better

[strange hamlet]

diego is peak dio

[timid summit]

Diego was smarter

[twin ginkgo]

yes

[minor ore]

True

Dino boi my beloved

[sacred dove]

dinosaurs are very cool

[formal patio]

yes that's basically jojo
stupid unexplained plot holes everywhere

[minor ore]

Like what?

[formal patio]

"he's not gonna touch me. 😔"

[sharp dune]

https://tenor.com/view/free-fire-dance-free-fire-sami-sayor-official-free-fire-emote-dino-bundle-dance-gif-18218028

[formal patio]

ahem

[timid summit]

Talking through stands was used once and never again, so was shrinking stands

That's pretty odd I think

[minor ore]

True

[sharp dune]

most talking stands are in pt 5

[minor ore]

Just saying ahem doesn’t mean anything

[timid summit]

No I mean when they were talking through their stands in part 3

[sacred dove]

Isn't that cause most part 5 stands can fight, physically I mean

[timid summit]

Not stands talking independently

[formal patio]

listen

i don't remember

but i do know there's every so often some fucked up shit

can someone help

[sharp dune]

josefumi's birthmark

[timid summit]

All of the times JoJo characters do something once or twice then never do it again, those are pretty massive

[minor ore]

Truly whacky shit there

[formal patio]

oh btw is josuke's birthmark actually like

really the front

[strange hamlet]

yea

[formal patio]

because they're usually on the back, but his is super tilted to the front

[sharp dune]

yeah its a bit more forwards

[formal patio]

or is that a s&w:gb thing

[sharp dune]

swgb real meaning: swagballs

[keen flume]

Imagine waiting 11 years for a manga to finish

[hard meteor]

pretty much everything in early jojolion, stuff like the bitemarks, flashforward guy and daiyas leg exploding, happen and never get explained, theres also the josefumi birthmark, and the locacaca not needing to be ripe anymore in the final arc

[light swift]

Are there any stands in jojolion you'd rewrite

I'd change wou's ability to something less dumb

[hard meteor]

oh and and rais backstory gets retconned before he dies

[formal patio]

TRUE

[sacred dove]

nah part 8 stands tho complex can be pretty cool

[formal patio]

who's daiya

[light swift]

....all that character establishment only to be thrown out

[formal patio]

who's... rai

[light swift]

Jojolion is such a mess.

[strange hamlet]

the bitch who almost r*ped josuke

[sacred dove]

user of born this way and brother of kira, who got very little screen time

[formal patio]

wait the California king's bed girl?

[strange hamlet]

yes

[sharp dune]

thats why i love it

[strange hamlet]

what 💀

[formal patio]

oh right i thought that was her stand's activation thing

[strange hamlet]

thats kei

[formal patio]

nijimura maid

[light swift]

There's no complexity in part 8 stands, they're unique but after Fun^3 and daiyas stand. It's all face value

[minor ore]

?

[sharp dune]

btw maybe the bite marks symbolize biting the rokakaka but idk, seems farfetched to me

[sacred dove]

Oh doggy style nvm

[sharp dune]

its weird since he has a joestar birthmark without being a joestar

[formal patio]

who tf bit yasuho's leg then

[light swift]

Araki wrote himself into a corner in the final scene arc of wou and pulled some bullshit on kaato

[sharp dune]

joe, or maybe deez

[light swift]

A femboy

[minor ore]

JoJolion stands are pretty cool

[minor ore]

see this?

[strange hamlet]

jojolion has my favorite stands tbh

[minor ore]

Some of them were pretty lame tho

Like Walking Heart

[light swift]

Yes. How would you change them for the better

[minor ore]

Lame asf

there are many, MANY brothers and sisters in this family

[twin ginkgo]

same

[sacred dove]

Eh there were some mid ones

[minor ore]

which means he can be a joestar

[sharp dune]

tf you mean it doesnt say josefumi nowhere

[formal patio]

oh right, at the scene with tooru when he asks her about doctors he could impersonate, paisley appears behind her, but then when she got her stand activated by the bite at the faults,

[twin ginkgo]

yea

[sinful bramble]

Schott Key No. 2 is pretty boring
Other than that I don’t really have problems with JJL Stands

[formal patio]

I SWEAR I MEANT IMPERSONATE NOT IMPREGNATE

[minor ore]

Walking Heart

Its pretty lame

[minor ore]

impregnate

[sharp dune]

i think araki was just drawing things he could use for plot later on and ended up not using them

[strange hamlet]

Soft and Wet, Paisley Park, Paper Moon King, Wonder of U are the coolest stands in JJL

[sharp dune]

i dont see josefumi nowhere

[sacred dove]

fun fun fun was eh, California king bed is very shit, schott brother I didn't care about, walking heart was eh

[light swift]

The fuck was that stand again?

[hard meteor]

yeah blue hawaii,sclott key,walking heart,ckb are all mid

[minor ore]

do you see all the unnamed people?

they can have children

[sinful bramble]

It’s punchpunch but with walking on walls, impaling stuff and kicking
So I still like it

[minor ore]

which means josefumi CAN be a joestar

[sharp dune]

hmmmm

[formal patio]

also s&w was supposed to be able to take to take physical traits but it was pretty much abandoned after the first quarter

like

[minor ore]

At that point I’d rather just have punch punch

[sinful bramble]

It’s the green poison thing in the A Phex Twin’s ball

[sharp dune]

after that it was quick boi punching babbles

[formal patio]

bro you could've made the floor slippery and made the doctor slip

[minor ore]

The other guys stand was a lot worse

[light swift]

I love concept inconsistency!!!! 😍

[formal patio]

😔

[sinful bramble]

It could’ve been used creatively, it just wasn’t

[strange hamlet]

i mean that guy appears for like 1-2 chapters

[minor ore]

Sure but I think the power is really boring and uninteresting

[hard meteor]

classic araki dropping abilities

[minor ore]

True

[light swift]

The family is just thrown out fl

[sharp dune]

ball

[sinful bramble]

Araki decided that explodey was cooler that stealy

[sacred dove]

gappy could've killed the scott bro's very easily they kinda weak

[formal patio]

when i showed my friend who didn't read jjl that page he went "why were they dancing and why did balls suddenly attack that guy in red"

[light swift]

What connection do these soccor players have to the rokakaka organization

Infact

[sinful bramble]

They’re just Damo’s goons

[light swift]

Why did norisuke take gappy in

[opal hollow]

Yes

[sinful bramble]

Idk what their specific role is

[sharp dune]

it does look like they're dancing lmao

[sacred dove]

actually they're assassins

[sharp dune]

because of kira being able to maybe heal the stone curse

[light swift]

And how did he theorize that

[sharp dune]

because

deez

[formal patio]

distraction dance stand when

[sharp dune]

now

https://tenor.com/view/distraction-henry-stickman-gif-18396154

[formal patio]

part 9 antagonist stand reveal 😳

[sharp dune]

yes and the mc's stand is two trucks

[hard meteor]

remember when norisuke threatened to make josuke a slave and threatened yasuhos family

[formal patio]

the jobro's stand is making his balls bigger

[sharp dune]

yes yes yes

[formal patio]

and not like infinitely bigger, only 3³ inches bigger

[strange hamlet]

araki didn't

[sharp dune]

side character being able to make someone 6 foot

[faint grail]

this has to be the creepiest fucking smile i've ever seen

[light swift]

and why did he do that and what would he gain out of that

[formal patio]

oh right, i was so fucking confused whether i should trust the higashikatas or no

[sharp dune]

he didnt, i think the maid made that story up since she wanted to get rid of josuke

[formal patio]

he's enjoying the view 😳

[light swift]

Is norisuke unaware of josefumi and kiras disappearance

[hard meteor]

who knows bro 😭

[light swift]

And like

That gappy

Is a fusion

[sacred dove]

definiltly made norisuke look like he'd be a bad guy

[formal patio]

and the "sleep under the matress" thing too

[hard meteor]

even if that part was true norisuke still randomly threatens to make a josuke a slave and keep him from getting his memories

[light swift]

So wouldn't his immediate goal be keep gappy as far away from the family as possible because they have beef with the rokakaka

[opal hollow]

I love these games

[sharp dune]

peak entertainment

[light swift]

That was gappys preference

I guess it just reminds him of his birth place

[formal patio]

so it doesn't have any meaning?

[opal hollow]

I still need to 100% it

[sharp dune]

damn

[sinful bramble]

The reason why Norisuke was so hostile during CKB is to show how un-seriously female-on-male sexual assault is taken in modern day society!

[sharp dune]

do it right now

[sacred dove]

Sounds made up idk

[sharp dune]

OK I FOUND OUT SOMETHING HORRIBLE ABOUT PEOPLE

[light swift]

Remember in the explanation of the fusion it required both people to be compressed together in a compact space to fuse into one person

Like being sandwiched

Gappy likes that. It makes sense

[formal patio]

i love how araki remembered to make kira's mother eat her own fingers as karma for kira making the fun³ guy eat his fingers, but forgot ¾th of the plot

[minor ore]

Probably 6 for me and I don’t say that out of bias. Like even the minor antagonists have some really goated stands in that part. Survivor is like the only mid stand in the part too

[light swift]

Gappy needs weighted blankets

[sacred dove]

like what?

[sharp dune]

YK WHEN YOU TYPE SOMETHING IN THE GOOGLE SEARCH BAR IT SHOWS THE MOST SEARCHED THING THAT OTHER PEOPLE SEARCHED, WELL PPL SEARCHED THIS

HELL NO

[minor ore]

Underworld, Planet Waves, Jail House lock, For instance

[light swift]

ah yes the internet wacky

[formal patio]

🥵

[minor ore]

Sky High

[plain sphinx]

Early gappy was built different. I do kinda miss this fella. Not that don't like him later on but he was way more fun.

[formal patio]

based

[light swift]

My favorite stand in part 6 is probably goo goo dolls

[sinful bramble]

This has a lot to do with jojolion

[strange hamlet]

P6 and P8 stands are really creative tbh

[minor ore]

Jumpin Jack Flash was really cool

[light swift]

And mcqueen

[strange hamlet]

and underworld

[minor ore]

Underworld is in my top ten

[sacred dove]

Yep they cool abilities intresting thing I didn't know about underworld it has to dig dirt in order to summon memories.

[minor ore]

Its such a cool stand

[sinful bramble]

G3OH better 🥱

[formal patio]

i gtg now

bye jojolionions

[sharp dune]

what

[strange hamlet]

Jail house lock is my favorite out of p6 side villain stands

[minor ore]

Yeah

[sharp dune]

indeed

[minor ore]

Based

[light swift]

It's one of the very first social stands to be introduced along with mcqueen

[sacred dove]

Kay still don't like it felt like one of the worst fights in SO. mcqueen fight was ok tho

[light swift]

Like as soon as the girl formed a relationship she deemed to be valuable and meaning to her. She gets attached and immediately wants dominance and control over her companion

It symbolizes abandonment issues

[plain sphinx]

Jumping jack flash, limp bizkit, planet waves, jhl, underworld, bohemian rhapsody, c moon and made in heaven. P6 stands slap.

[kind owl]

@plain sphinx, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[minor ore]

True but it wasn’t a bad fight tho

[light swift]

It's really really really good. I loved that concept soooo much

Along with mcqueen

[sacred dove]

yeah goo goo doll fight wasn't bad

[light swift]

He only knew hermes for about 15 to 20 minutes and he's dragging her down to hell with him cuz he loved her that much

[minor ore]

I gonna shit my pants when that arc is animated cus that fight is too good

[strange hamlet]

same

[light swift]

I wish there were more social stands

Like uhh

That lock stand

It was cool too

[sacred dove]

underworld situational but cool

[minor ore]

Underworld fight was fantastic too

[twin ginkgo]

hell nah

[sacred dove]

Yes it was

[twin ginkgo]

yess

[faint grail]

dude imagine reading jojolion back in 2011, when it only had 2 chapters, and you find out the next jojo is yoshikage kira

shit that must have been crazy

[minor ore]

Fr

[faint grail]

i wonder wtf araki will come up with for the next jojo

[twin ginkgo]

yea

[kind owl]

@twin ginkgo, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[sacred dove]

I think he mentioned he'd do like a girono like character

[twin ginkgo]

3 is a cool number

[strange hamlet]

i hope he doesn't

[minor ore]

Ahh hell no

[sacred dove]

not literally a girono clone jesus

even tho gappy wasn't any better

[minor ore]

Gappy is top 5 imo

[sacred dove]

whatever

[light swift]

I love characters with no personality other then there goal 😍 😍

Gionros sense of justice and morale was complete bullshit

I hate self righteous bs like that

It's so booring

[minor ore]

Where would you rank Gappy?

[light swift]

Gappy is in the same boat as gionro

[sacred dove]

No idea I just think people like him too much for no reason, kinda like girono, jotaro, jolyne.

[light swift]

They like him bc punchy punchy

[sacred dove]

which one

[strange hamlet]

Jolyne barely gets any praise outside this server lmao

[minor ore]

I mean I agree on Giorno, Jolyne is my fav jojo and jotaro is my third

[empty violet]

idk man people drooling over her

[light swift]

Gionro, gappy, and jotaro. Jolyne? Idk she had a conflict until it was thrown out

[minor ore]

Not necessarily

[light swift]

I wish there were more emotion in her part

[minor ore]

She gets praise but not as much as other jojos

[sacred dove]

People do find her hot but In terms of character she very meh

[light swift]

Bc her dad literally abandoned her

[minor ore]

I think she’s amazing in terms of character

[sacred dove]

You do know why jotaro did that right

[strange hamlet]

shes pretty good as a character imo

[minor ore]

Literally my fav jojo character lol

[light swift]

My dude. I know. But think about HER perspective and think about how it affected HER as a child and adult

[sacred dove]

Yeah that does suck

[light swift]

Also, I don't think she's gonna immediately buy that her dad abandoned her for all her life just to chase off some vampires cultists. Wait a minute. What was he even doing after part 4

He couldn't have been in morioh for more then maybe a month or 2

[empty violet]

i heard he didnt stay with them because he didnt want to get stand users near them

[minor ore]

^^

[light swift]

By that logic

If jolyne were to develop a stand. Which is inevitable bc shes a joestar. Wouldn't he wanna stay with her out of paranoia and heavy concern for her safety?

What if the stand came in her childhood and came in contact with all that shit

She'd have no clue what to do

Jotaro would need to be there to teach her how to use it. And protect her

Plus loke

Like*

[empty violet]

why would her getting a stand be inevitable

[light swift]

The jojo fam is being hunted by cultists

[thorny coral]

i dont think any joestars naturally developed stands

all the joestars alive during part 3 got it from dio getting pierced by the arrow

[empty violet]

joseph jotaro josuke and giorno all got theirs from the DIO shit

[thorny coral]

yeah

[light swift]

Oh my GAWD bc shes a JOESTAR. It's literally stated that if you have the birth mark you WILL develop a stand someday

[minor ore]

Giorno right?

[light swift]

[sacred dove]

what about girono wasn't he the only one who devolved it naturally

[light swift]

That only proves my point dude.

[thorny coral]

giorno was alive during the dio fight right

uhh

[light swift]

Shes gonna get a stand.

[strange hamlet]

giorno did

[empty violet]

nah wasnt he alive during sdc

[minor ore]

He wasn’t

[light swift]

And she did

[thorny coral]

he was 15 in 2001, so born in 86

part 3 is in 87

[light swift]

After DIO got pierced by the arrow and its on Jonathans body

[empty violet]

dates are very wonky

[light swift]

Now

[minor ore]

Wait yeah cus Dio fucked his mom before he died so yeah he was alive

[thorny coral]

yeah

[empty violet]

dio is dead lmfao

[light swift]

Every joestar is gonna get a stand. It doesn't disprove my

[thorny coral]

what are you talking about

[empty violet]

nobody will get a stand now cause dio is dead

especially not jolyne

[light swift]

how does that disprove anything. Dio was dead before josuke developed his

[sinful bramble]

Steven Steel was changed from 51 to 53
Trish was changed from 14 to 15
Okuyasu is said to be 16 but is 15
Part 5 Koichi is said to be 18 but is 17

And so on

[thorny coral]

the joestars got stands from dio getting pierced by the arrow, how would jolyne get that pulse if she was not born yet

[thorny coral]

true

[strange hamlet]

I didn't realize Steven was that old

[empty violet]

he was getting a stand during sdc but it went dormant after dio died then he devoloped it at a later age

[sinful bramble]

Early 50s isn’t that old smh

[light swift]

The fuck is sdc

[hard meteor]

yeah he was born in 1985

[empty violet]

star dust inhalers

[light swift]

Oh

Yea

[thorny coral]

remember the whole thing where josuke was sick and the guy with the pompadour helped josuke and tomoko get to the hospital

[sinful bramble]

Stardust Snorters

[twin ginkgo]

i thought he was mid 60s ngl
i haven't read sbr in a bit

[thorny coral]

where is 28 year old josuke in part 6 fr

[strange hamlet]

araki forgot smh

[empty violet]

why didnt josuke's son appear in stone ocean and beat pucci

[thorny coral]

truee it would have been a much better story if josuke was shoehorned into a story about a womens prison for no reason

[thorny coral]

canon

[strange hamlet]

it would have been better if giorno appeared out of nowhere and defeated pucci

definitely

[empty violet]

such plot armor how the other dio sons got drawn in but not giorno

bullshit!!!!!!!!
'

[strange hamlet]

ikr

[kind owl]

@strange hamlet, Your Stand Rank is now level 22 !

[thorny coral]

guys since giorno would be immune to universe reset (obviously) where is giorno in jojolion smh smh

[sinful bramble]

Oh and can’t forget Tsurugi jumping from 2 to 9 to 11

[thorny coral]

hes a fast learner

[sinful bramble]

Florida, having “fun” with Mista, clearly

[thorny coral]

au sex pistols where au mista never owned a gun so his stand is just six guys who can kick mildly well

[minor ore]

Doin my man dirty

[opal hollow]

[faint grail]

re-reading jojolion knowing this dude never gets brought up again is weird

i still think he'll be revealed as the jojo for part 9 somehow

[ripe marlin]

oh dibbo brabbo

[sinful bramble]

Chapter 111’s antagonist

Good thing Haruno Higashikata saved the day!

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[ripe marlin]

personally I just think thats really early designed fcukin

uhhh

double chin guy I forget the nam

yeah

early design damo

like how funny valentine completely changed his shape

[hard meteor]

another dropped plot point 🚬

[light swift]

Why didn't we get goblin Valentine

[light swift]

This is why i hate jojo sometimes

The inconsistency just gives me a headache

[kindred orchid]

Who even is that dude

[kind owl]

@kindred orchid, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[sudden nymph]

Me

It’s me

[kindred orchid]

Is that the guy that is above josuke

[sudden nymph]

I’m the main villain of part 9

[light swift]

Another thrown out character never to be seen again

[sinful bramble]

I never really cared about flashback man tbh

[sudden nymph]

I think I made it pretty obvious it was me

[kindred orchid]

I thought he came back in that one fight in the higashikata house

[light swift]

Nope

[kindred orchid]

Or am I trippin

[sinful bramble]

https://ninjajojos-bizarre-adventure.fandom.com/wiki/Haruno_Higashikata

[light swift]

Tripping

[light swift]

I hate this

[sinful bramble]

I love this

[light swift]

@sudden nymph why would you do this.

[hard meteor]

nah he never appeared again

[minor ore]

True

[sudden nymph]

Why wouldn’t I pin the wiki page of my favorite jojo character?

[light swift]

Haruno is deadass just a horrible case of brain worms

[light swift]

I will kill you

[kindred orchid]

Who is haruno

[light swift]

Noone

[sudden nymph]

A character in part 8

[light swift]

Hes a meme

[kindred orchid]

I think I have forgotten the whole of part 8

[light swift]

SHUT UP

HE'S NOT A CHARACTER

THE BAIT IS DANGEROUS

[kindred orchid]

Ohhhh I remember him

He’s the guy

[light swift]

[sudden nymph]

Yeah he’s the jobro of part 8

[kindred orchid]

He is the one guy with the stand that

[light swift]

[sudden nymph]

[light swift]

Harano has a fart stand

[light swift]

STOP

[sinful bramble]

Never

[light swift]

THEY'LL BELIEVE IT

[sudden nymph]

It’s just a panel from jojolion bro

[light swift]

[thorny coral]

its literally canon wdym

[light swift]

this is psychological warfare

I won't stand for this

[sudden nymph]

I should make a jojo character tier list like in two weeks and just include Haruno and post it here

[crisp vigil]

my favorite eoh team ngl

[strange hamlet]

idk why people care about him so much

[sinful bramble]

I hope he comes back in ASBR

[minor ore]

Cus flashback likely meant character that would have some kind of importance and it probably hooked people reading it for the first time, only for them to get disappointed when they realize it never leads to anything meaningful

[light swift]

Even the fucking fan wiki

God help us

[thorny coral]

canon information

[sudden nymph]

I just like to think he was the mangaka character that was also dropped that araki talked about

[thorny coral]

unedited

i think itd be funny if rohan just sort of existed in sbrverse unchanged from original universe

like he doesnt have memories of regular part 4 but his spinoff adventures happen mostly the same

[strange hamlet]

wait which chapter is the flashback man from

[light swift]

Femboy chapter

[minor ore]

I think 5 or 6

[light swift]

Yeah what about him

[strange hamlet]

he's meh

HB sucks but he's ok when you compare him to the other jojotubers

[sacred dove]

No why

Why do people hate him

what takes

[strange hamlet]

Because he's an asshole

[sacred dove]

Dat it idk if he rude

[strange hamlet]

I've heard that he has a whole account about his kink

and he also made racist claims

[hard meteor]

dont know about hate but i just dont like his newer content,most of his newer videos are just reading off the wiki and strawmanning every jojo fan over some a handful of dumb coments ,also sometimes he uses headcanons for things in the series that dont really make sense

[sacred dove]

???

[strange hamlet]

at least he uses the right wiki

[sinful bramble]

I don’t really like him

[strange hamlet]

Hamon beat is better than the cuckmeister for sure

[sacred dove]

shuck other than him not being a fan of part 6 whats wrong with him

[hard meteor]

not a high bar

i mean no one really likes shucks content

[strange hamlet]

his content is meh

[sacred dove]

it rlly is

[strange hamlet]

and he spreads alot of misinformation

[sacred dove]

what misinformation does he spread

[strange hamlet]

hes pretty much the creator of araki forgot

[sacred dove]

Oh that type of misinformation

[strange hamlet]

and he hates p6 so much that he outright recommends you to skip it lol

[sacred dove]

Did he, you know people like calling him the SO hater

[strange hamlet]

he did, idk which video tho

[sacred dove]

Kay then

[sacred dove]

Why does dat even matter

Intresting

[median ridge]

Huh???

[strange hamlet]

Araki forgot more stuff than Hamon Beat says

[sacred dove]

@strange hamlet was that why he was called racist the pucci thing

[strange hamlet]

i think there are more reasons

[sacred dove]

Alright then

[alpine trench]

TOP 5 reasons to hate the buffoon that is Cuckmeister:

Top 5: Believes that Giorno is one of the most well thought and most developed characters in the whole franchise (plus it's his favorite character).
Top 4: He basically augmented the Araki Forgor meme by 300%.
Top 3: Hates and slanders Part 6 and when asked to justify this he made a 6m video with his reason being and I quote "The worst part about Stone Ocean is the sons of Dio because their existence makes Giorno less special".
Top 2: His videos are either Clickbaits, videos about opinions, or videos about a theory or a discussion that have many times used arguments that are based on his Araki forgor videos, he uses himself as a reference 💀
Top 1: He says that Pucci is the worst Jojo villain by far with his reason being, and you are gonna laugh with this, "because he is exactly the same as any Jojo part 3 minor antagonist whose only motive is to please his lost boyfriend".

[sacred dove]

Also Im pretty Shuck is very sensetive

[median ridge]

He had no reason to hate part 6 instead of the dio's sons excuse and yes I have watched that video

[strange hamlet]

I have a feeling I've seen this before

[alpine trench]

well duh, I copied from an old comment of mine

[strange hamlet]

i knew it

[median ridge]

He calls diavolo a better villain than pucci💀
Honestly I think he is just trolling at this point

[alpine trench]

Use it to spread Cuckmeister hate

[strange hamlet]

💀

[median ridge]

Diavolo isn't mid

He's complete trash

[strange hamlet]

diavolo is worse than mid

[sacred dove]

let me go through this. 5 dont care its his opinion to each their own, 4 didn't know dis but whateves, 3 hating an entire part cause of dio's sons is pretty dumb not gonna lie, 2 still don't care, 1 how da fuck is pucci comparable to minor villains of part 3 like Pucci's was more developed than them.

[strange hamlet]

we need to make a whole channel dedicated to hating cuckmeister

[median ridge]

You guys know that spreading hate (for example a channel) would make shuck more well known right?

[faint grail]

do you guys think we'll see more johnny flashbacks in p9

[median ridge]

Nope, most likely not

[sacred dove]

Why you'll just give him victim points

[strange hamlet]

yes, im jk

[minor ore]

Yeah this seems a bit too far tbh, like I understand he sucks as a content creator but I don’t hate his guts or anything

[strange hamlet]

i don't think so

[sacred dove]

I don't either like the dude has flaws tho

[median ridge]

Same, I just won't get out of my way to hate on a guy who hasn't made any harm to me, and a person that I could easily avoid

[minor ore]

Probably

[strange hamlet]

tbh shuck gets too much unnecessary hate

[median ridge]

I just hope josuke doesn't die in part 9

[faint grail]

idk but i can see araki coming up with something

[kind owl]

@faint grail, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[median ridge]

And imagining that makes me depressed

[strange hamlet]

hopefully araki has a great story planned for part 9

[median ridge]

Most likely, since he made 3 peak parts In a row

[faint grail]

especially if we have a giorno situation with the jojo

like at this point anything could happen

[strange hamlet]

i hope not

[minor ore]

If the character is Giorno levels of quality that would be sad

[median ridge]

I hope so too

[faint grail]

knowing araki i wouldn't be surprised if he recreates the whole dio's bone thing except he creates a child out of johnny's bone or something

[strange hamlet]

dont want another mid protag

true

[faint grail]

i just have a feeling the family tree will be all over the place again

[minor ore]

I think it looks pretty cool

GE design better tho

[faint grail]

i'm talking about family

[strange hamlet]

whats the worst stand design

[faint grail]

like how giorno had two dads

[median ridge]

Sex pistols doesn't creep you out?

[minor ore]

There’s several ugly ones idk

[minor ore]

2

[half wagon]

[strange hamlet]

nah, 3

[minor ore]

Part 8 is really good and all but its not in my top 3

[strange hamlet]

its my favorite

[median ridge]

It's still amazing though

[minor ore]

True, I just don’t think its peak

[strange hamlet]

but we all know that Vento Aureo is peak jojo

[faint grail]

i just realized the next jojo can't be gappy's kid

[median ridge]

Yes Yes

Easily the best part

[faint grail]

there's no way to make a jojo out of the name if their last name is higashikata

[half wagon]

The next part's name is gonna be "Jojoland" they missed the opportunity to name it "Polnareffland"

[strange hamlet]

better than mid ocean and cringe ball run

[faint grail]

i doubt it'll be called jojolands

it's a temporary title, might be changed

[half wagon]

I hope so

[median ridge]

And jojomid and mid is unbreakable

[faint grail]

i just

[half wagon]

It's like Disneyland

[faint grail]

don't get who the protagonist can be

cause like i said gappy's kid is not possible

joseph's story was already told at the end of jojolion

and we'll probably have a modern setting anyway

i serously think it'll lead back to johnny somehow

someone digs out his corpse and does something with it

to create a new human

like

[half wagon]

Maybe it will be about corpse parts again

In a modern world

[faint grail]

dio's bone formed a baby right

we know the sbr universe takes references from previous parts

[median ridge]

Knowing araki, making amazing parts (except part 5) I know he will do a great part

[faint grail]

maybe the whole bone plot will come back

[half wagon]

I hope they include power systems like hamon,spin

Stands are gonna be used but i hope we can see hamon and spin

[strange hamlet]

spin is a really good power system

[faint grail]

and we already know the joestar family tree so no possible jojos there

[strange hamlet]

it needs to be brought back

[faint grail]

unless johnny pulls a joseph

[half wagon]

I am not going to lie i am not sure how spin works

[faint grail]

and has a secret kid

i wouldnt even be surprised

[median ridge]

It will be left out just like hamon

Most likely

[strange hamlet]

that would suck

[minor ore]

Stands > Spin > Hamon

[minor ore]

It is yeah

[strange hamlet]

yes

[faint grail]

gyro mentioned having a girlfriend, i can see him having a descendant zeppeli who brings back the spin in part 9

[half wagon]

Zeppeli family mastered hamon on previous parts and they have mastered spin in an alternate universe

[median ridge]

Spin is really interesting

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[half wagon]

Jojolands when Jojo lands

[faint grail]

i hope jojolands is set in australia

[median ridge]

Wait doesn't gyro have siblings? (been a while since I read part 7)Maybe they had a child maybe?

[faint grail]

only the oldest son knows about it

if i remember correctly

[median ridge]

Oh yeah true

[half wagon]

I think it will have references of all parts because it is named "Jojoland"

[faint grail]

but like

even if gyro did have a kid, he wasn't old enough to be taught the spin

so really the only way we can get the spin back is through the joestars

[half wagon]

Johnny didn't have chance to teach his kid spin

[kind owl]

@half wagon, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[faint grail]

oh yeah thats true as well

[median ridge]

I am gonna go sleep
Good night everyone it was fun talking to you

[faint grail]

good night

[strange hamlet]

good night sky

[sacred dove]

Does kangaroo have a stand

[faint grail]

well

no spin i guess

[sacred dove]

Absolutely something a kangaroo stand user seems pretty cool

[faint grail]

i want part 9 in australia just for that

fuck it

let's give spiders a stand too

i really need to see the jojo having a stand fight with a spider

i can see araki doing that

[half wagon]

Man made a dog and an eagle fight in part 3

[faint grail]

he made jotaro fight and struggle to beat a rat in part 4

anyway hopefully we get news on part 9 next month

[half wagon]

Bro Jotaro got nerfed so bad

[faint grail]

it should be releasing either in august or september

[half wagon]

Star Platinum is a stand that gets power from anger.And when Jotaro grew up he learned to control his anger that's why

He isn't weak

He just grew up and learned to control his anger

Yep

But as i said Star Platinum gets power from anger

[faint grail]

ok guys let's bet on what color the next jojo's lipstick will be

[half wagon]

White?

[faint grail]

i'm betting yellow

hm

[half wagon]

What if it isn't human

[faint grail]

not really

[half wagon]

It is possiple that next jojo isn't human lol

[faint grail]

red is normal

and that's why it seems weird

because araki usually chooses less common colors

could be

or

[half wagon]

[faint grail]

it could be two colors

[half wagon]

What if it's colorless

[faint grail]

i can see araki doing two colors for this one

yellow and orange or

blue and green

maybe

[quartz delta]

I'ma say it this is best part

[strange hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[sacred dove]

[muted grail]

just read the milargo man arc

it is nice and short

I like usual long arcs in jojos

but this one is the nice odds ones out

[minor ore]

Milagro Man was mid

Probably my least fav Jojolion arc

[tropic otter]

Mitsuba

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-when-they-see-unsucked-cock-jojos-bizzare-adventure-rude-gif-16281797

[minor ore]

Part 6, 4 and 7 want yo address

[tropic otter]

I'll lure them into The White House

[sacred dove]

Dumbass meme

[minor ore]

So true

[minor ore]

I really enjoyed Jojolion its just not one of my fav parts

[tropic otter]

zamn

what do you think about Mitsuba

[sacred dove]

Cool stand, is attractive

[minor ore]

She’s cool

Her stand is aight

[tropic otter]

nice

[quaint imp]

Why are 8,7,6, and 4 the best parts?

[sacred dove]

Mitsuba does have to use the arrows herself the stand just provides the arrows to her

[sacred dove]

Eh people just love em

[minor ore]

Tbh 8 might be like 5th or 6th for me

6 4 and 7 tho are the best parts imo

[tropic otter]

⬆️

me when arrow

[minor ore]

The ability is ok and all I just don’t find it a really cool and interesting stand

Design is also meh

[sacred dove]

I like the design

[tropic otter]

big 🔔

[sacred dove]

Also I dont rlly have a clue how powerful 3 leafs is

[tropic otter]

🔔

issa bell

!w Awaking III Leaves

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Awaking_III_Leaves

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Awaking III Leaves

Awaking III Leaves (アウェイキング・Ⅲ(スリー)リーブス, Aweikingu Surī Rībusu) is the Stand of Mitsuba Higashikata, featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. This cloaked Stand creates arrows that redirect anything that touches them into the pointed direction.

[minor ore]

People love em for good reason I’d say

Excluding 8 I don’t think its top 3 worthy

Pretty good tho

[sacred dove]

I dont either It is alright tho

[tropic otter]

Dogi Sutairu

[minor ore]

Part 8 was rarely dull for me

Aside from maybe milagro man arc I’d say overall it was pretty good

[sacred dove]

Like 3 leafs powers is using vectors to push shit

[minor ore]

Paper Moon arc was kinda meh too but not as meh as Milagro Man

[sacred dove]

Eh milagro man just felt like pointless filler but the concept of cursed stands is cool

[minor ore]

Its a neat idea

Its just that its a filler arc focused on a character I’m not a big fan of

Joshu is aight

[sacred dove]

Joshu is happy boi

[tropic otter]

nice

yes

[faint grail]

lmao part 4

[minor ore]

hi

[minor ore]

Yeah I really like it

"why~how could this happe~n?!"
"just try to come up with an excuse!"
"H...How could you do that..."
"To... my yasuho..."

https://tenor.com/view/silly-silly-faces-black-man-black-guy-smiling-gif-16361964

the haircut

[sinful bramble]

[upper warren]

Joshu after doing a Joseph Joestar by crushing on his own mother

[minor ore]

this one is bad

I mean

not bad

not as pretty as the other one

[sinful bramble]

It’s more like he just wanted her to fuck off

So acted like a perverted incestuous guy

[opal hollow]

That looks fucking horrifying

[kind owl]

@upper warren, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[upper warren]

As soon as he made a kitchen set out of a fucking pole from a skyline thingy, he became a favorite

[formal patio]

yes

fuck you

[winged flax]

toorus kinda hot ngl

[minor ore]

true

[winged flax]

kinda wanna make out with him ngl

bc

i mean..

[minor ore]

he's gonna touch her!!

[sharp dune]

bro looks like kawaki from boruto

[sharp dune]

why does tooru look like hes been smokin the entire night

[median ridge]

Because he was

[formal patio]

fo real

smoking that locacaca up 🤤🤤🤤

[sharp dune]

hell yeah

[formal patio]

#emoji-sticker-suggestions

[balmy lintel]

Joshu can honestly go fucking die tbh

[sharp dune]

hes gonna suck her

[minor ore]

omg

[balmy lintel]

I hate his stupid goofy ass haircut too

[kind owl]

@balmy lintel, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

it's not too late

he still needs breast milk

[sharp dune]

worst thing is he didnt end up sucking

[minor ore]

yes

[balmy lintel]

He looked at a toupee and said “yeah I want that but not the actual hair part”

[sharp dune]

i want the part that usually doesnt have hair

please

[opal hollow]

The FUCK

[balmy lintel]

If I was in a room with hitler, joshu, and stalin, and had a gun with one bullet, I’d shoot joshu in the leg and then beat hitler and Stalin to death with my bare fists and then beat joshu if he hadn’t died from external bleeding

[sharp dune]

no

dont

joshu gets better later on

and hotter

[balmy lintel]

No he does not

[minor ore]

we love joshu

[balmy lintel]

He literally tried to molest somebody

[minor ore]

everyone makes mistakes

[silent tide]

chad

jk

[minor ore]

[sharp dune]

AHAHAHHAHHHH

small mistake, wont do again

[silent tide]

''small

[sharp dune]

better sticker

[minor ore]

and we love

"joshu".

[formal patio]

ngl i hated him every step through

[minor ore]

no

[formal patio]

i hated most part 8 characters

[minor ore]

you love him

[sharp dune]

fishsticks goated

[formal patio]

you sound like my mom

[sharp dune]

dont fool yourself

[balmy lintel]

I wanna force feed joshu large amounts of bark chips until his intestines rupture

[sharp dune]

i want to feed joshu too

[balmy lintel]

Joshu is such a dick tho

[minor ore]

stop fooling yourself

[silent tide]

Joshu is god

[minor ore]

you want to force yourself into believing you don't love joshu

but you still do

[balmy lintel]

His haircut looks like a bowl cut Mohawk

[silent tide]

so?

don't judge a book by it's cover👼

although his cover is hot

[minor ore]

VERY hot

[sharp dune]

he has hair in places where you normally dont have hair on your head

thats hot

[silent tide]

speed king typa hot

[formal patio]

he's only hot because I'm about to burn him alive

[silent tide]

eh?

[minor ore]

public execution of all joshu haters today

[silent tide]

you into that shi?

[balmy lintel]

If joshu was a book he’d be the book of monsters from hairy potter because he’s a fugly evil gremlin monster

[sharp dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-ichigo-ichigo-kurosaki-funny-confused-ichigo-ichigo-is-confused-by-rukia-gif-17648399

[formal patio]

i bet he grows hair inside his mouth and under his foot

[sharp dune]

anger

[sharp dune]

in his ears, not in the ear itsself but just in his earshell

is that how you call it

[formal patio]

exactly

[formal patio]

y'all weird

[sharp dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-upset-going-insane-cat-losing-its-mind-crazy-in-extreme-agony-gif-25382763

[formal patio]

Felis catus has a mental breakdown upon gazing the sight of his missing balls

[faint grail]

just a random thought, assuming yasuho and gappy end up together after jojolion, i wonder how they'll solve the issue of gappy sleeping under the mattress

[silent tide]

no balls?

[balmy lintel]

This video is unrelated but also highly disgusting or absolutely hilarious depending on if you like toilet humor

[sharp dune]

thats what hes sad about

no dick

no balls

[minor ore]

sex under mattress

[formal patio]

they use echoes act three on him

since yasuho is supposed to be koichi's sister

[sharp dune]

both sleep under the mattress

[silent tide]

echoes act 3's real ability is swearing

[formal patio]

they make someone fuck her mom, then koichi is born

then they torture him

[sharp dune]

no, shes just alternate koichi

[formal patio]

and thus yasuho and gappy can have sex

[formal patio]

oh

well shit

DON'T YOU DARE PUT YOUR FEET ON ME

EWWWWW

[minor ore]

feet

[faint grail]

not needed

[sharp dune]

DEM TOES

YES

[faint grail]

didn't her dad say he's having a new kid

[formal patio]

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY HIGHWAY STAR

[faint grail]

with some other woman

[sharp dune]

LETS GOOOOOOO TOES

[faint grail]

or was that just yasuho's imagination? i don't remember

[minor ore]

PUT THE FEET ON JOSHU

[sharp dune]

PUT YOUR FEET ON ME PLEASE IM A TOE ENJOYER

[formal patio]

HAHAHAHAH NO FEET

[silent tide]

so?

[minor ore]

FEET

[balmy lintel]

CALL ME FEET BOY

[silent tide]

FEET BOY

[opal hollow]

Jojo fans trying not to be the unfunniest people on the planet challenge

[formal patio]

impossible

[silent tide]

bro that's too hard for me

[silent tide]

just like ur mom's dick last night

[formal patio]

that's what she said

[opal hollow]

Clearly

[silent tide]

OOOOOOOOH

[opal hollow]

Trans?

[balmy lintel]

I’m

[kind owl]

@balmy lintel, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[silent tide]

maybe

but would it still be ur mom?

[sharp dune]

momdad

depends

[opal hollow]

Well yeah

[sharp dune]

she is biologically your mother

[opal hollow]

Mtf

[sharp dune]

even though she would be a guy

(the mom)

[opal hollow]

[sharp dune]

YES

[balmy lintel]

FEET

[opal hollow]

Yeah I saw the first three times

[minor ore]

fixed

[balmy lintel]

I’m gonna squeet

[formal patio]

lemme fix your thing for you

[balmy lintel]

I’m gonna stop stinking this silly slaparoo with my sultry toe touchin knee scrambling ways

No more FEET

[minor ore]

liar

feet

[faint grail]

i hope we see george's or joseph's siblings in part 9

[sharp dune]

yes yes yes

[faint grail]

but like

when did johnny have a daughter

why didn't we see her in the jojolion flashbacks

[opal hollow]

After part 7

[faint grail]

yeah but we only saw george

[sharp dune]

whery my name at, need credit for this goated scenario

[faint grail]

his daughter was never even mentioned, she only appears on the family tree

[opal hollow]

Unimportant

[faint grail]

and also she's older than george

[sharp dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-hurt-кот-голова-gif-23934652

cat is important

he noticed his balls are missing

[minor ore]

so true

[opal hollow]

@ornate fiber

[woven anvil]

@minor ore has been muted for: 2 hours
Reason: spam reacting

[sharp dune]

that aint fair, mute the other guy too then

[ornate fiber]

WHO MAN

[sharp dune]

largefelon

[woven anvil]

@balmy lintel has been muted for: 2 hours
Reason: spam reacting

[ornate fiber]

Just tell me next time lmao

[sharp dune]

ah ok lmao

[opal hollow]

“Ain’t fair”
literally encouraged it

[sharp dune]

well i didnt encourage him to continue doing it

twice was pretty funny

[opal hollow]

[sharp dune]

that was the first time he did it

i cant stop them making a meme out of my single sentence

[ornate fiber]

Did they

[opal hollow]

I mean technically yeah

[silent tide]

w pfp

[tame plover]

@minor ore

[woven anvil]

@minor ore has been muted for: 45 minutes
Reason: reaction spam

[opal hollow]

Does that make the mute shorter or longer

[tame plover]

What does

[opal hollow]

Nvm wrong reply

[tame plover]

Oh jeez I didn’t scroll so high

Nor saw the mute

[woven anvil]

@minor ore has been muted for: 2 hours
Reason: reaction spam

[raven olive]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[tame plover]

Shorter

[formal patio]

it's kira yoshikage/kira yoshikage

[silent tide]

ah yes murderer with fetish and emo

[formal patio]

jojolion 🤤

[silent tide]

jojolion 🤤

[sharp dune]

yo where the cool kids at

[formal patio]

wamuu