jojolion

[brave geyser]

actually nah

[silent tide]

isn't that the worst part

[sinful bramble]

Skip part 7 it has tomb of the boom
And skip part 8 because that guy called joshie is weird or something

[brave geyser]

6 is important to the story

[silent tide]

7?!?

[brave geyser]

rest are filer

[silent tide]

nah don't skip 7

[minor ore]

Well you kinda need 4 cus it explains the arrow and it briefly shows up in 6 since thats how jolyne gets her stand soooo….

[silent tide]

7 is amazing

[alpine trench]

do you need part 7 to understand parts 1-6?

[silent tide]

no

[alpine trench]

then imma skip it

[minor ore]

Based

[silent tide]

Are u skipping it tho

[minor ore]

Mid Ball Run

Everyone knows you skip to part 6 and then quit the series, every other part is clearly filler

[silent tide]

cus it's after 1-6

[alpine trench]

Thinking about it

[silent tide]

aight to everyone their own ig

[minor ore]

SBR and JJL? Nah not important to the story

[silent tide]

Well they are

It's just a different story

[sinful bramble]

Skip part 8 except for radio gaga

[silent tide]

Imo a better story

[alpine trench]

I heard that SBR is the part that sold the least in Japan

[minor ore]

Based

[alpine trench]

Must be pretty bad imo

[minor ore]

Japan is mid

[minor ore]

What's SBR

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[silent tide]

bruh lmao

[sinful bramble]

Yeah it only sold about 4 copies per volume

[alpine trench]

Hold on but Jojo comes from Japan

[silent tide]

ya'll missing out

[sinful bramble]

On Jorge Peakstar?

[silent tide]

JoJo is like several stories in one

Yessir

[alpine trench]

It's called Jojo, it's one big story

[minor ore]

Well Araki is cool but the rest of Japan is mid

[untold sleet]

[alpine trench]

Racism much?

[silent tide]

what

[minor ore]

Skip all of part 7 except for that one chapter which is dedicated to gyro's gag

[silent tide]

bruh

what

[minor ore]

Definitely not

[sinful bramble]

What about Araki’s editors?
Oh wait one of them made him change Anasui’s gender, this can totally be backed up

[silent tide]

is this satire

i can't tell

[sinful bramble]

What’s a sat tyre?

[silent tide]

ok

[minor ore]

No we are serious

[silent tide]

a tyre you sit on

[silent tide]

Bro

[sinful bramble]

A tire you bounce on like a frog or perhaps a toad

[minor ore]

True jojo fans will only read phantom blood though

[alpine trench]

If they were different stories you wouldn't always call it Jojo's bizzare adventure. different stories have different names. It's also called part 1, part 4, etc because it's different parts of the same story

[silent tide]

True

[minor ore]

True JoJo fans don’t speed run stone ocean to get to SBR

[silent tide]

it's the same multiverse sure

[sinful bramble]

True jojo fans will search the world for the part 1 movie, then pause it after 5 minutes and never touch the series again

[silent tide]

not the same storyline

[alpine trench]

the same story*

[silent tide]

just the same ''story''

so yeah kinda

ig

[minor ore]

True jojo fans will read stone ocean, then skip steel ball run to read jorge joestar

[alpine trench]

so it's the same story

[silent tide]

but it's all basically stories that combine into one

except 7 and 8 ig

that's like a whole different one

[alpine trench]

it's one story with several chapters

[silent tide]

yeah

it is

[minor ore]

Yknow what

[sinful bramble]

Part 7 world is the universe Pucci created

[silent tide]

if u take it literally

nope

[sinful bramble]

Yeah

[silent tide]

that was denied by araki

[sinful bramble]

Papa Valentine on YouTube told me

And he said

[minor ore]

Just skip all 8 parts, it's filler content to the jorge joestar novel

[sinful bramble]

Emporio is part 9 jojo

[minor ore]

Read that instead

[alpine trench]

ShieckMustard told me that part 6 and 7 are connected

[silent tide]

read everything

[silent tide]

not quite prob just a theory

[sinful bramble]

Also requiem is based on desires

[silent tide]

cus it got denied by the creator

[alpine trench]

And Pucci is the worst villain

[minor ore]

Nah, not a reputable source. I got my info from jolynesimp192

[sinful bramble]

Jobin Higashikata is alive and well

[alpine trench]

Everything that KetchupMustard says it's a fact

[alpine trench]

He is right here with me

[sinful bramble]

Storm is here to agree

[tame plover]

Don’t you just hate it when Araki retconned Josuke traveling back in time

[sinful bramble]

Fr

[untold sleet]

real

[silent tide]

yeah

[minor ore]

Yotsuyu yagiyama is alive and living in argentina with gyro zeppeli

[alpine trench]

He forgor

[minor ore]

Unbelievable

^^

[silent tide]

he prob intended at first to actually have him travel back in time but then changed it

something with bites the dust or smthn

[untold sleet]

[alpine trench]

Or since bites the dust was introduced much later on he just forgor about it

Like how he forgot to make good jojo parts

[silent tide]

hey hey calm down there that's too far

[alpine trench]

Nah man

[minor ore]

He forgot to make the ending of part 6 good

[alpine trench]

I hate how Araki forgot in part 6 that Jotaro should be able to use Star Finger to kill Pucci

[minor ore]

How dare he have Jotaro get clapped

Jotaro should’ve stopped time!

[silent tide]

yea true

[minor ore]

And punched him!

[silent tide]

Star finger is weak bro

That's why he doesn't use it

[alpine trench]

Tell that to his wife

got em

[tame plover]

Araki straight up nerfing Jotaro in part 6

He is slower than a stand with D speed 💀💀

[silent tide]

Lmao

[minor ore]

SMH

[alpine trench]

After part 3 Araki forgot how to make compelling and consistence stories

[silent tide]

Huh?

[alpine trench]

Must be cause of ag

[silent tide]

part 7 and 8 tho?

that's the stuff

[tame plover]

Araki forgot valentine was fat

Like cmon

[silent tide]

yeah that bothered me so much

he suddenly loses 50 pounds/kg of fat

[hard meteor]

classic araki bad writing cant belive he forgot to make jotaro do a stand flip and rko pucci

[silent tide]

maybe more

[silent tide]

tur

*true

why didn't Jotaro go super saiyan?

like bro

[hard meteor]

he also makes a literal president a "bad guy" for protecting his country wtf

[silent tide]

true

[placid swift]

maybe he's racist

[silent tide]

Obama?!?!

[placid swift]

valentine is clearly a representation of whatever political figure i like

and johnny is their political rival that killed him in cold blood with selfish intentions

[silent tide]

Well tbh politics suck

and politicians

they should just let everyone do what they want bro

free will

gettin political

[alpine trench]

stabbing a human being rn

[silent tide]

Humans are inferior

Be a vampire

[minor ore]

Hmmmmm

I think I’ll be a rock human instead

[placid swift]

i think i'll be a joshu instead

[crisp vigil]

i dont think so

[tropic otter]

titoru finally becoming extra extra very very based²?

[tropic otter]

nvm

[light swift]

So much could've been avoided if norisuke had a better sense of security and had several assault rifles and shotguns

[crisp vigil]

jojolion takes place in japan

america is your rootin tootin shotgun on the wall pistol hip-side shootin land

[brave geyser]

ye but hes rich

[thin torrent]

Morioh

in Japan

Mori but not oh also in uhh

[light swift]

Bro fuck that shit just go on the amazon black market

[sonic hollow]

Anarchism moment

[fluid mango]

Joshu could've had a better haircut if he drank his milk

[raven olive]

His mom’s milk

[fluid mango]

[quaint imp]

Pucci is actually a pretty dogshit villain

[raven olive]

It’s the only way

I know you’re tripping

[fluid mango]

No

[raven olive]

How’d you come to that conclusion

[quaint imp]

Compared to Tooru I mean

[alpine trench]

I eat shit for breakfast

[raven olive]

I don’t- how- hm

[willow dawn]

oh then i completely agree

[fluid mango]

Are you saying toru is a good villain

[light swift]

[tropic otter]

I do not know what he is trying to say but I shall say Wonder of You is a better Villain than Tooru. 🧐

all I hear is radio ga ga, radio goo goo

[hard meteor]

terrible villian, part 9s needs to have a better one

[fluid mango]

I hope.so

[quaint imp]

I remember when people actually thought that Satoru Afeku was an actual person and he was WoU's user

Reading Jojolion monthly was wild

[fluid mango]

Also I hope the main villain is also established earlier so that way they have a better reveal

[quaint imp]

Instead of establishing Tooru earlier in the part. Araki chose to instead involve him in various flashbacks included later in the part. It was a very weird way of introducing a villain but I kind of liked it

Araki drawing Tooru in the background during the Radio Gaga Gaga arc was a good idea

[crisp vigil]

But instead of that introduce him in like ch 60 to make him a good villain

[quaint imp]

Bruh but he was hibernating before that lmao

[crisp vigil]

he spawned

[hard meteor]

how was it a good idea, this would be the equivalent off adding fan made ocs into a plot at random points in the story

when the main antagonist of a story is so lackluster you have to force him into being relevant all the way at the end of the story what does that say about the character ☠️

imagine if he did this with valentine or pucci

[quaint imp]

Ending Jojolion with a flashback was so fucking weird

Imagine if Part 7's ending was Johnny going on the boat with Gyro in the coffin but also a flashback scene with Valentine going through different dimensions and he comes across the main universe but Araki doesn't ellaborate what so ever and that's the cliffhanger

[alpine trench]

Yeah because that never happened before

👀

[quaint imp]

Sleeping Slaves wasn't as weird because the flashback happened directly before part 5 happened

But the radio Gaga Gaga incident was about characters that weren't even relevant to the plot of part 8

[tropic otter]

The Library of Babel agrees

also impostor is 1 word next to it

[fluid mango]

Like in one or two flashbacks

How did this not like seriously damage tooru

That's as probably as deep as where his brain is

Wait

No

Not that deep

But still is pretty damn serious

Yet toru took like barely any damage

[tropic otter]

Because Main Villain

[fluid mango]

:(

[tropic otter]

so sad

[sonic hollow]

[hard meteor]

she died trying to give a mf a cellphone💀

[fluid mango]

She also damaged wou

[light swift]

Rip bozo not important character + ratio

I don't like sailor man so biker time

[fluid mango]

Goofy ahh shoes

[light swift]

[fluid mango]

Wooden sandwls

Kicked his shoes at the man

Also I'm tryna find Toru in radio Gaga, don't show me it unless I ask, I'm gonna carefully look through all panels to find kt

Just tell me, is it like easy to see him in the background or hard

Wow I can't believe she got younger, must be a stand !

So is radio Gaga like a rock huma or what is it, I'm genuinely confused

[alpine trench]

"If I had a dollar for every time a female character whose name starts with a K died in the same arc on where she was introduced again after 50+ chapters in order to defeat the main villain with the hopes of saving a more important male character I would have 2 dollars, which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice"

[tropic otter]

oh wait Bingus you're finishing JoJolion? very very based based²

[fluid mango]

Mo

No

I already finished

[alpine trench]

noice

[fluid mango]

I'm just going through certain chapters

[tropic otter]

nice

[fluid mango]

Who's the other

[hard meteor]

kaato

[alpine trench]

What other female character whose name starts with a K died while fighting Tooru?

[fluid mango]

Kei

[alpine trench]

After being missing from the story for over 50 chapter

[fluid mango]

Kaatsuba

[hard meteor]

what was araki smoking during the last 14 chapters bro

[tropic otter]

Caato

[fluid mango]

Kaato

That

Mb

😖

Like what is this thin

I wonder what radio Gaga looks like

Like it says it disguises itself as a guardrial

But what does it look like

Not as a guard rail

[alpine trench]

Wait, this female character whose name starts with a K also was gone for over 50 chapters. I can understand how Bingus was confused

[hard meteor]

dude....

its right there man 😭

[alpine trench]

Remember when she said to Josuke that they would meet again in the near future, and then she just disappeared

[hard meteor]

yeak peak writing!

[fluid mango]

It looks like a guard rail at all times?

Also how was he able to grab onto her, was it because of radio gaga

Yes

It answered ir

I need to remember better

Engivne

So all JoJos past this point have things of their stands come out their birthmark /s

Zamn shirtless joseph

Also he ran all the way to town 💀

Where's toru in radio Gaga I couldn't find him

Give me the page he appears in

And I'll go look

Pls

Wait

I'm an idiot

He's right fucking there

[alpine trench]

smh

Bingus moment

[light swift]

Araki threw out more material

Again

Mentions something once and completely throws it away

Foreshadows potential lore and never delivers

Never even states the significance of the character

[hard meteor]

😔

[tropic otter]

💀

bingus momento

[tropic otter]

yoooo

[tropic otter]

Tooru smh

yo Hugo did you lift the curse?

pls

[alpine trench]

Yes I did

I wanna kill them myself

[tropic otter]

thank you

[light swift]

Im positive he was someplace in the backround

[tropic otter]

I should lift your curse too

[light swift]

Wait according to wous bullshit if you think about tooru being sus you get slapped

Araki inconsistency #493737

[tropic otter]

de do do do, de da da da is all I want to say to you, de do do do de da da their innocence will pull me through, de do do do, de da da da, they're meaningless and all that's true

there

the curse is now lifted

[tropic otter]

thank you Hugo

[tropic otter]

nice codes

[quaint imp]

The dododo de dadada fight could've been replaced with something more interesting

[rugged stream]

Tooru sussy

kinda goaty

[quaint imp]

But I'm not Araki so I have no ides what I would replace it with

[tropic otter]

y e s

[tropic otter]

y e s

[tropic otter]

except for the fact that he appeared out of thin air just popped into the story like a train full of people and one dude trying to slide in, that's basically that, it was good with Jobin and the rokakaka until this mf showed, Jobin would've been a good Main Villain but he didn't have a fate or misfortune based Stand

and Jobin was just too good

to be a Main Villain

so Araki just added an ex boyfriend

also Jobin not having a fate/misfortune based Stand is not the only reason he wasn't a main villain

[timid summit]

Would've been so rad to see more of Speed King in a fighting situation too

Shit sucks

[rugged stream]

ratio

[tropic otter]

unratio

[rugged stream]

L + ratio

[timid summit]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-revolver-ocelot-ocelot-mgs-gif-25468034

[tropic otter]

L² + Ratio¹⁶

not saying that Tooru was a bad Villain just hated the fact he showed up very late

[timid summit]

I'm saying Tooru was a bad villain though like goddamn

Managed to be worse than Kars

[tropic otter]

damn

[rugged stream]

L^∞ + ratio^∞

[tropic otter]

L^∞ + ratio^∞ + 1

[rugged stream]

you can't add to infinite values so therefore invalid + ratio

[fluid mango]

Wjo

Who*

[woven anvil]

@tropic otter has been muted for: 10 minutes
Reason: spam

[tame plover]

don't

[rugged stream]

why the hell is simply typing more than two or three lines of text spamming now???

[tame plover]

"L + Ratio + RadioGaGawasabetterVillain +WonderofUhadmorescreentime +itwasabettervillain + PoorTomwascooler + 8chaptersBIGL + IstgDamowasabetterVillainandhedidn'tshowuplatetothestory + -2000plotTooruhadsolittleplotbeforehewadintroducedweonlyknewhimassomeonewhofuckedwithYasuho"

Even if I don't count it you know you would escalate further.. also it's 10 minutes for a reason

[tropic otter]

hmm no no

me getting muted 4 times in less than 2 weeks.
https://c.tenor.com/aiDgTtC4rj0AAAAM/sigmamale-grindset.gif

"If I don't learn, I won't earn."

-probably some smart dude in the 20th Century

I probably never learned something, I keep getting muted 💀

[woven anvil]

@tropic otter has been muted
Reason: learn dumbass

Python#8138 has been unmuted

[tame plover]

what did you learn

[tropic otter]

that I should not break the rules

sorry Storm

[alpine trench]

You were muted 5 times because you broke the rules
I was muted 5 times because of mod abuse

[kind owl]

@alpine trench, Your Stand Rank is now level 44 !

[alpine trench]

We are not the same

[tropic otter]

damn

[alpine trench]

And thanks Whitesnake

[tropic otter]

that's some true Sigma moves

plus you respect MEE6, you truly are a respectable soldier

w-wait... am I an Alpha!?

[willow dawn]

no

[tropic otter]

phew 😅

thank you Rainy Day Dream Away, you are also a Sigma

[tropic otter]

[willow dawn]

i was calling you a delta male

as in you are gonna get cleaved in 2 by a panel from a delta plane

[tropic otter]

damn

[sinful bramble]

CJ from GTA San Andreas was secretly Yasuho Hirose

[minor ore]

roka

[fluid mango]

Calamity follows CJ

You were supposed to follow the damn doctor, CJ!

[agile fox]

There’s one stand in this part that is too fucking OP

[alpine trench]

Ikr

Space truking is so broken

[agile fox]

Not that

But space trucking is op

Fucking Doobie Wah!

That thing spawns from your fucking breath and al the user has to do is touch someone to affect them

You can’t attack it either

[quaint imp]

I feel like Jobin being the main villain would've ruined his character

[rugged cloud]

Kars was one of the best villains

[timid summit]

I wish

Sadly both of his subordinates were better than him in terms of character design

[rugged cloud]

Wham maybe but I highly disagree with AC/DC

[hard meteor]

Wamuu clears any of the pillar men and it’s not even close

[rugged cloud]

Localized name = opinion rejected

[dim birch]

🤨

[hard meteor]

That’s his actual name?

[dim birch]

That’s the actual name in JoJo

They do refer to him as wamuu

[hard meteor]

Yeah kanji has it written as wamuu

[crisp vigil]

Kars Esidsi and Wamuu supremacy

[timid summit]

Kars could've been a good villain if he wasn't a terrible villain

[rugged cloud]

I got exposed

[dim birch]

[rugged cloud]

Cars > diavolo pucci toru

[timid summit]

If only that was the case

[hard meteor]

L on pucci

[timid summit]

At least it's true in terms of Tooru though

[rugged cloud]

Only cars stands at the top

[timid summit]

My man Kars got beat by a volcano fr

Shit sucks

[rugged cloud]

And kira got run over by an ambulance tf

[kind owl]

@rugged cloud, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[timid summit]

Yeah but at least Kira got to do some cool stuff

I wish Kars put up more of a fight

[rugged cloud]

Whatever point u make this is still one of the sickest panels in the whole series

[minor ore]

Agree on all of that except Pucci, kars is definitely not better than Pucci

[quaint imp]

I mean tbh no other villain can come close to Cars. They're all dogshit compared to him

Cars supremacy baby

[crisp vigil]

who’s cars

[timid summit]

To be fair Battle Tendency is lowest on my list of parts so that's probably part of it but like, such an overall mid villain, would've preferred Santana be the villain

[crisp vigil]

i only know characters that are spelt correctly

[timid summit]

Buccelati enjoyers

[rugged cloud]

Okay now ur just trolling

[knotty geode]

Does someone know if there is more art of this type of tree by araki?

[quaint imp]

Stardust Crusaders Dio is the worst villain

[hard meteor]

Nah

[quaint imp]

That guy is such a boring villain

[rugged cloud]

Toru

[hard meteor]

Tooru worse

[quaint imp]

Eh

[hard meteor]

Dio is at least entertaining the whole way through

[timid summit]

Battle Tendency sucked imo, everyone is entitled to like it though, since it does have some cool aspects

[quaint imp]

Dio was only there for like 3 episodes

Bruh

[rugged cloud]

K but saying Santana would be a better villain is grieving. He acc got clapped asap

[hard meteor]

True Santana was fodder

[timid summit]

But he was like, awesome, I enjoyed his ability to become flaccid

[hard meteor]

Wamuu>>>

[timid summit]

Wamuu was the best yeah

[quaint imp]

Wammu my beloved🥰

[minor ore]

Tooru is the worst villain

His only redeeming quality is having a cool fight at the end and his stand is awesome

Thats about it

[quaint imp]

I don't even count Tooru as the villain

[rugged cloud]

Makes sense

[quaint imp]

WoU is the main villain

[timid summit]

Not even his stand either, Tooru was just using it

[alpine trench]

the best villain

[timber crow]

What did you just say?

[minor ore]

Your absolutely right i’m so sorry I must have done a typo

[alpine trench]

Np it happens to everyone

[timid summit]

WoU is an independent stand, if I remember correctly, Tooru was just abusing it to keep people away from him

[quaint imp]

True

[timid summit]

Could be wrong though, wouldn't be the first time

[lilac tangle]

jojo is lion?

[kind owl]

@lilac tangle, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[lilac tangle]

bruh

[timber crow]

Yeah you are wrong

[lilac tangle]

i got stone free

i dont want this

its so bad

[quaint imp]

WoU is sort of independent because it didn't leave even after Toru died

[minor ore]

Man is gonna disrespect Stone Free like that

[rugged cloud]

Worst protag stand?

[lilac tangle]

what

yeah

[timber crow]

It’s the embodiment of calamity even after the death of the user it will still stay around unless it’s destroyed

[minor ore]

Golden Experience tho I’m a bit biased cus I don’t like Gio

[quaint imp]

Right

Because calamity energy is like a constant factor

[timber crow]

Bro that’s easy golden experience

[quaint imp]

It's just a part of Jojolion's earth

[rugged cloud]

Fair enough i put SF and GE both as the lowest

[timber crow]

Well it technically exists on all earths it just doesn’t have a hit list like in JoJolion

[minor ore]

Stone Free is my fav stand in the entire series its a really cool power, plus I love the design

[crisp vigil]

If you want to segregate the Acts then Tusk 1 would be the worst

[timber crow]

Survivor

That’s even worse

Also being able to shoot your fingernails at people is fucking bad ass

[crisp vigil]

based, Stone Free looks awesome

[crisp vigil]

Not a protagonist stand

[timber crow]

Well in the anime she is, not in the manga

[minor ore]

Stone Free looks good in the manga wdym

[timid summit]

Star Platinum is my least favorite simply because Jotaro is lame

[rugged cloud]

I agree. It fits the western theme. Looks kinda whack tho ngl

[quaint imp]

Star platinum is really fucking lame

Lamest stand

[rugged cloud]

Holy L

[minor ore]

^^

[timid summit]

Never play EoH story... worst mistake of my life....

[devout oxide]

What is it

[quaint imp]

It's the same stand as The World

[minor ore]

Its shit

[quaint imp]

😎

[devout oxide]

Ah

[timid summit]

Same stand as the world then goes Over Heaven simply because Jotaro feels like it

Like what the shit

[quaint imp]

Official fan fiction

People love that shit

[crisp vigil]

After the first pre-rendered cutscene is over you can stop playing EoH

the rest is shit

[timid summit]

So true

[minor ore]

I haven’t even finished it yet and I don’t want to

[timber crow]

I played all the way up until the fight with a Valentine and then I was done

[timid summit]

At least the game is fun but goddamn did they make the worst campaign

[crisp vigil]

I only went through the story for free tequila Joseph costume

Costs too many JoJopoints or whatever

[quaint imp]

The gameplay is way too simple

I try to enjoy it but all you need to do to win is just spam moves

[timber crow]

I just wanted to play as steel ball run characters

[minor ore]

True

[quaint imp]

Joshu is top tier in that game

[crisp vigil]

The novelty is there and the special dual heats are fun but after your 500th Ora barrage it gets stale

[kind owl]

@crisp vigil, Your Stand Rank is now level 31 !

[timid summit]

I prefer ASB anyway so I'm hype about this Fall for sure

[quaint imp]

ASB seems like it has more depth so I'm looking forward to that

[minor ore]

Some of the dual heats could’ve be better ngl. Anasui probably has one of my favs in the game

[quaint imp]

But tbh I'm probably not going to buy it if they don't add any new Jojolion characters except Joshu

[minor ore]

DIO and Dio Dual heat is up there for me

[crisp vigil]

Fugo is pretty fun for whatever reason in EoH

I never understood how Kiss worked in the game though

I know how the stand works but the game doesn’t do it very well??

[quaint imp]

I like playing as Josuk8

[minor ore]

I suck at playing Ermes

[quaint imp]

A lot of his moves combo into each other

[minor ore]

I too never figured out how you’re supposed to use Kiss in game

[hard meteor]

played as her once or twice and never again

[quaint imp]

Pet Shop is easily the most broken character in the game

[timid summit]

Just like HFTF

[quaint imp]

Yeah just like his broken ass version in that game

They're 100% going to be bring Pet Shop into ASBR and I'm going to hate it

[raven olive]

No you are going to love it like a good JoJo consumer

[quaint imp]

Consume product😳

[timid summit]

Can we get Joshu to be a direct counter to every character and be blatantly broken like he should be, that would be a dream

[crisp vigil]

fucking DIO had to go over heaven

why not my boy Joshu

[quaint imp]

Joshu deserves it tbh

He carried the ending of Jojolion

[timid summit]

Nut King Call Act 4 Over Heaven Requiem please and thank you

[raven olive]

For that to happen I need Josuke to steal the blood from the person body

[steel yacht]

dio and giorno duo in EoH

[sinful bramble]

[tropic otter]

Joshu is the best Joshu of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure no cap

[tropic otter]

man I can't wait for the 5 episodes Tooru is going to be in

[light swift]

I can't wait for DP to completely fuck up

[tropic otter]

I can't wait for the fucking overused JoJo memes

and now it's going to be annoying, JoJo memes in Part 8 are good

[minor ore]

DP might actually fix tooru being a bad villain slightly

araki asks for a lot of things to be changed in the animes, so maybe he'll add onto the very little that tooru has atm

even backstory wise

[light swift]

imo tooru's whole concept needs to be thrown away and changed. Not as the head of the organization but the researcher and cultivator. His self defense should've been mostly rock bugs fighting for him

Like seriously wou is ass aswell as toorus introduction and "character"

[minor ore]

nah tbh i think WOU had a cool introduction

not tooru though

[tropic otter]

y e s, that's why WoU was a better Villain

[minor ore]

the way they keep trying to pursue him but slowly realize that there's some force stopping them

[light swift]

Cool =/= good writing but alr

[light swift]

Yea that's kinda the issue

Wou does essentially nothing

To activate those calamities

[minor ore]

well its something different alright

[tropic otter]

⭐

star nugget

[minor ore]

i think what would have been better is if calamity itself was expanded on

its given not much explanation

or why tooru even has it

[light swift]

Yea it's not all that good. The stand is basically "stare at me and your balls explode"

Every stand in the series had like an action done inorder to activate the ability and it had its own theme

And wou is just disaster with no source. Nothing physical in the air or something

And like

The definition of pursuit is beyond vague

Araki realized that in...have you finished jojolion

[tropic otter]

all of them!?

[light swift]

uh huh

[tropic otter]

time to unpursue

[minor ore]

i guess its having the intention to pursue

[light swift]

I do wou rants too much

[minor ore]

thought and action

[tropic otter]

yeah

the word pursue in the terms of Wonder of U is pretty broken

[light swift]

Okay, why. Wheres the detail here araki

it's power is mary sue stuff and i don't like it at all

Simple as that

[tropic otter]

"yo that's the Head Doctor"

Immediately dies by a bus that got into an accident and went inside the hospital

[brave geyser]

except when it isn't

[tropic otter]

"the Head Doctor during the operation he was really painful with the procedure, ugh I'm going to pay less I hate that mf"

roof falls

[random hatch]

i am here now Volume 19

[sharp dune]

lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-dancing-gif-15221722

[tropic otter]

n o i c e

[random hatch]

7 more to go @tropic otter

[tropic otter]

https://c.tenor.com/DlZ5efme9_gAAAAM/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventures.gif

[tropic otter]

WOOOOOO

you can do this bro

[random hatch]

yeah absolutely

[tropic otter]

nice

[random hatch]

no rush taking it slow

this is tough to rush

[tropic otter]

ya

[random hatch]

steel ball run was very fast page turner kind

action

jojolion is more drama centered

[tropic otter]

yeh

[sinful bramble]

But mid ball run has shit like tomb of the boom (more like tomb of the lame 🥱)

[tropic otter]

damn

[quaint imp]

Mid ball run

Only lasts for like the first 25 chapters

Every mid ball run fan knows that it gets good at Scary Monsters

[surreal thunder]

🤝

[sharp dune]

disco-Joe

[sharp dune]

after scary monsters it starts picking up yeah

before that its kinda ehhhh

after that they really start searchin for the corpse parts n shi and the cool stands start to appear

[opaque kestrel]

just finished jojolion

[tropic otter]

very based⁸

did you have fun reading?

did it become your favorite part?
https://c.tenor.com/rhEwixWcamoAAAAM/jojo.gif

Cool Mens* Club

[light swift]

Opinion on the ending?

[opaque kestrel]

I think it’s the best part out of all of them imho. Ending was fantastic, characters, villain.

[alpine trench]

oh no he said the villain is great

[hard meteor]

🤨

[tropic otter]

but he didn't specify which one,

he didn't say main villain

[sinful bramble]

The characters were pretty good, and some of the racing segments were alright, but apart from that I agree

By characters I mean major and secondary ones

Like Sandman before Araki threw him in the trash

[sinful bramble]

What a chad they are

[tropic otter]

when every other fucking antagonist in JJl had more screentime and plot than Tooru

JoJolion momento

[sinful bramble]

At least Tooru isn’t hideous like Urban, Poor Tom and Damo

A Phex twins also pretty ugly

[tropic otter]

damn, didn't need to do them dirty like that

[hard meteor]

damo slander 🤨

[dusty oriole]

Anyone else want tooru for ASB R even tho no one has a damn clue on how his ability would work

[brave geyser]

just make it exactly like it is in the manga

easy

B)

[sharp dune]

jjl kinda doesnt even have a main villain at this point lel

you could say jobin was the main villain

[brave geyser]

damo

everything was part of his plan

from chapter 1 of phantom blood

to chapter 93 of part 9

[tropic otter]

Ash supports Damo's Bitches!?!?

very very very based

[brave geyser]

nope

i support damo

[tropic otter]

Y E S

Y E S

thank you

[brave geyser]

his bitches should go somewhere else

[tropic otter]

Damo should've been the Main Villain

[brave geyser]

"should've"

[tropic otter]

oh sorry

is

[brave geyser]

name one thing that wasn't part of his plan

[tropic otter]

his death.

[brave geyser]

that wasn't even close to the end of his plan

[tropic otter]

damn, Huge Damo supporter huh? same, very Sigma movr

[hard meteor]

also a huge wu tamaki fan

the last good antag of the part

[tropic otter]

Radio Ga Ga is cool

[dusty oriole]

Wonder of U is the best villain stand imo

Out of every main villain

[sharp dune]

they nerfed animixplay

[tropic otter]

what

what happened

[sharp dune]

there are ads now when you try to go to a new video or pause it you get linked to a different tab with an adblocker advertisement

[tropic otter]

you probably used the external

cuz like there's internal and external

[sharp dune]

it says internal

[tropic otter]

if you're WiFi shitty then it automatically goes into external but you can switch it to internal by clicking the switch button with two arrows

oh damn

I'll check

[sharp dune]

shaking and crying rn

[tropic otter]

just finished Sono Bisque Doll cuz I forgot I was at ep 11

[sharp dune]

lmaoo

i still remember talking abt sewing a month ago

hmmmm

sewing

[tropic otter]

still works for me it didn't move me into another site

[sharp dune]

the main part abt mdud

is sewing

[sharp dune]

same

[tropic otter]

yeah

[sharp dune]

i dont need other sites, this works fine and i need money for J o J o f i g u r e s

removed the "cuz"

[tropic otter]

aight

I want JoJoranzuuu

Idgaf abt the Anime now I just want JoJolands

[sharp dune]

i kinda do and dont at the same time cuz it might be the end of jojo

MAKE JOJO A FAMILY BUSINESS

[tropic otter]

so sad

:MENTALBREAKDOWN:

[tropic otter]

y e s

Araki is Coco Jumbo no cap

[sharp dune]

yes

well he isnt the turtle but he lives inside

[tropic otter]

I like how Coco Jumbo did more to the team than Fugo

[sharp dune]

i just noticed how much the pt 5 audio sounds like a minecraft soundtrack

[tropic otter]

that's because Araki IS Coco Jumbo

[tropic otter]

lmfao

[sharp dune]

same goes for polnareff

[tropic otter]

when I rewatched VA I heard more of the O.S.T.

probably bc I listened to the OST over 5 times now

[sharp dune]

same

[tropic otter]

like all of it

[sharp dune]

ngl pt 5 aint that bad

[tropic otter]

all 80 songs

[tropic otter]

y e s

oh shit we gotta run the P5 haters might be here soon

[sharp dune]

SHIT

[tropic otter]

Fake JoJo Fans LOVE Golden wind bro

[sharp dune]

GO

GO GO GO

[sinful bramble]

Apart from when it is

[tropic otter]

LMFAO

[sinful bramble]

[sharp dune]

ive never agreed to something this much

[tropic otter]

I shall face my enemies

[sharp dune]

its not that bad, but when it is it is bad

[brave geyser]

*peak 5

cry about it

[sharp dune]

homie just put the most controversial opinion in the chat

[tropic otter]

damn

oh shit here comes Abraham Lincoln

[brave geyser]

the 2 best stand designs in the animated parts

[sharp dune]

ngl, ash would solo GER

[brave geyser]

best villain

best mc

[tropic otter]

which are?

[brave geyser]

black sabbath and chariot requiem

[tropic otter]

is it Ash Sarcasm day?

[sharp dune]

i liked the idea of the main character being kinda a bad guy

[tropic otter]

they were pretty cool ngl

oh boi I have something

[brave geyser]

some of the coolest stand abilities

[sharp dune]

ash is the best jojo stand ngl

[brave geyser]

great gang

/side characters

[sharp dune]

same goes for python, he gets very high up in the ranks too

[sharp dune]

mista is cool

[brave geyser]

jobros or whatever you call them

all of them

mista before he joined passione >>>

[sharp dune]

yes

[brave geyser]

beat 4 people in a gunfight without even being scratched

now he somehow gets shot against one person who doesn't even have a gun

[sharp dune]

detroit moment

[tropic otter]

the fucking drugs, all these episodes and only 1 and a half episode mention drugs not even the fucking ending broo, like they switched to protecting Trish as their main objective like wtf even b4 that no drugs were mentioned like not even the enemies wanted drugs they wanted to find the boss and fight Team Bucciarati, like we were never told if Giorno stopped the drugs

w h y

[sharp dune]

bro we need drugs brooo

[tropic otter]

damn

[sharp dune]

vento aureo needed more druggsssss

[tropic otter]

yeah

[sharp dune]

if its about a gang that means there must be more druggssss

[tropic otter]

SO FUCKING TRUE BROO

they never mentioned drugs ever again after that one episode

[sharp dune]

giorno hating drugs was virgin broooooo

[tropic otter]

no cap broooo

[sharp dune]

i bet he sold drugsss tooooo after he became the gang leaderrrrr

[brave geyser]

i mean protecting trish was the more urgent issue, drugs were always the end goal after they had finished everything else

[brave geyser]

pretty sure he did

[sharp dune]

but the drugs tho broooooo

[brave geyser]

just not to 6 year olds

[tropic otter]

OMG 😱

he just wanted more money brooo

[brave geyser]

5 year olds fine tho

[sharp dune]

i already see giorno giving some 6 year old a bag o' cocaine

[opaque kestrel]

[brave geyser]

he would never

[sharp dune]

he was there for the cash all along brooooooooo

[brave geyser]

a toddler yeah

but never a 6 year old

[opaque kestrel]

i like tooru

[tropic otter]

no cap broooo he just wanted to sell drugs, he wanted to trick Bruno to think that he wanted to stop drugs but he was actually the evil guy

[sharp dune]

yeah brooooo

[tropic otter]

he was Diavolo in make up bro

[sinful bramble]

It’s ok, I’ll protect you from these evil Tooru despisers

[brave geyser]

it was all damos plan

[sharp dune]

the entire objective of pt 5 was abbacios pissssss broooooo

[brave geyser]

to sell more drugs

[tropic otter]

I don't despise Tooru

[brave geyser]

its easier to take money from a 15 year old than an adult

[sharp dune]

doppio didnt have 2 personalities, he had 3 broooooo

giorno was the third one broooo

[tropic otter]

WE WERE ALL ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT DAMO'S PLANS!?!? 😱

[sharp dune]

your kinda right here

[tropic otter]

Damo was 4 parallel universes ahead of them brooo

[sharp dune]

damo is giorno

[tropic otter]

lmfao

[sharp dune]

brooo

[tropic otter]

brooo

[brave geyser]

all of jojo is just a puppet show

except for one character

[tropic otter]

and Damo is the Puppeteer

you could call him the

[sharp dune]

ngl teens would buy drugs ASAP no stranger danger no nothin nowadays

[tropic otter]

"Master of Puppets"

[tropic otter]

so true brooo

[sharp dune]

so are we surfers now

brooooo

[brave geyser]

radical

[sharp dune]

OH MY GOD I HAVE POLNAREFF HERE GUYS

NO CAP

[tropic otter]

yeah brooo

[sharp dune]

I HAVE A TURTLE RUBBER HERE

[tropic otter]

show brooo, I'm so cool yuh dude

[tropic otter]

yuh bet it's nice

🤙

[sharp dune]

we cool huh

yuhhhh

[tropic otter]

yuh bro

we're like the chads in the school, not like giga chad but the dudes named chad bro yuh

[sharp dune]

enjoy this divine pic of polnareff approaching

yuhh

[tropic otter]

that's so cool yuh

[sharp dune]

the kids who touch the doorframe yuhhh

[tropic otter]

yuh dude

[sharp dune]

broooooo that turtle bussss-innnnn

[tropic otter]

we don't bully tho we the cools, the hip

yuhhh

[tropic otter]

no cap bro

[sharp dune]

we the actually nice popular guys

[tropic otter]

yuh

but the annoying ones yuh

[sharp dune]

you know, the guys who would pull me into conversations while i am just there playing some anime browser game

[tropic otter]

yuh dude

the dudes in the football team

yuhh dude American Football 😎

[sharp dune]

YUHHHH

[tropic otter]

with the blonde girls cheering dude

yuhh

[sharp dune]

yuhhh broooo

we got maidens broooo

[tropic otter]

we ain't maidenless yuhh

[sharp dune]

with the classic lola bunny style suits yuhhhh

[tropic otter]

yuhhh

[sharp dune]

hecc yuhhh brooo

[tropic otter]

yuhhh

🤙

[sharp dune]

🦢

i typed swag

not swan

[tropic otter]

🚟

[sharp dune]

stupid device

[tropic otter]

yuh

[sharp dune]

💰 ]

[tropic otter]

yhhhh dude

[sharp dune]

🤜 🗯️ 🤛

hecc yuhhh

[tropic otter]

👍

✊

💥

[sharp dune]

MIIIIISTAAAAA

[tropic otter]

Kira Kuin daisan no bakudan bayts za dusto

[tropic otter]

mista mista

[sharp dune]

number 5 is so sad

poor guy

[tropic otter]

everyone can do the Sex Pistols voice

[tropic otter]

it carried all of GW

[sharp dune]

MEESTAAA

[tropic otter]

without it Giorno would've died

[sharp dune]

true

old giorno

[tropic otter]

Number 5 was actually Damo

[sharp dune]

you know why number 5 gets bullied?

[tropic otter]

y

[sharp dune]

cuz he is the actual number 4

cuz the numbers are 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7

[tropic otter]

😱

[sharp dune]

so he is actually number 4

stupid ahhh fact but ye

[tropic otter]

Mista was relying on Number 4 after all?

woah

curazy

[sharp dune]

yes

kurraisi

[tropic otter]

dayamondo

[sharp dune]

wa kudenai

[tropic otter]

gureyto daze

[sharp dune]

PASS PASS PASS

[tropic otter]

where were we again?

[sharp dune]

sekkzu pistolzu

[tropic otter]

owashisu

[sharp dune]

yuhhh

[tropic otter]

yuhhhh

sofuto ando wetto

I wonder what Damo would sound like

[sharp dune]

probably some goofy ahh voice

[tropic otter]

Veetamin Shi

it'll be Sex Pistols with a voice changer

[sharp dune]

a bit lower

a bit more like lois from family guy

[tropic otter]

lmfao

peeeta~

[sharp dune]

no, haaahhhtoooo~~

EVERY TIME I CLOSE MAH EYES

[sharp dune]

I WAEK UP FEELIN SO H*WWWRRNY

[tropic otter]

I CAN'T GET JU OUTA MA MIND

[prime gorge]

Cant wait to watch jojolion in 2067 🤩

[sharp dune]

AND SEGGSY YOU BE ALL IIII SEEE

yes i typed it like that

[tropic otter]

I FORGOT THE LYRICS BUT I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE VIBE

[sharp dune]

YUUHHHH

[tropic otter]

yuhhh

[sharp dune]

i actually dont know that line to

too*

[tropic otter]

lol

[sharp dune]

WHAT MUST I SAEEEE

WHAT MUST I DOO

[tropic otter]

Doggystyle is a Snoop Dogg reference

[tropic otter]

I DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS AND THAT'S VERY TRUE

[sharp dune]

well snoop dogg sure knows he namin his songs the right way

[tropic otter]

yes

[sharp dune]

I KNOWWWW THAT WAS THE LASSST LINE I STILL KNOWWWWW 🎵 YEEAHAHHAHAHHHHWWW

dancing revi*

[tropic otter]

what's the song

[tropic otter]

o

[sharp dune]

freek'n you

is the name

[tropic otter]

ohhhh

[sharp dune]

my spottify stopped working

more like stoppify

[tropic otter]

lmfao we were singing freek'n you earlier I didn't know u still was singin in

I'll search your user in yt hehehehe

[sharp dune]

ahhww heelll naahhhwww

i actually dont own a yt account

well i do but i aint postin shit

and no its not called revikilleryt

[tropic otter]

bruh I found ur reddit

[tropic otter]

so it was all a lie!?!?

[sharp dune]

yes....

[tropic otter]

very sad

Caato is hot

[sharp dune]

mhm

[tropic otter]

yes

[sharp dune]

well joshu was down bad

[tropic otter]

yes

got rekt by 🪑

[sharp dune]

nut king call sounds pretty good ngl

[tropic otter]

yes

nut

[sharp dune]

any sites with real jojo nedoroids

[tropic otter]

Idk

[sharp dune]

theres barely any pt 8 figures

[tropic otter]

I became an Elvis lover I rlly love his music

[tropic otter]

sadge

[tropic otter]

also my Grandma really loved him

[sharp dune]

SAME LEL

THE EXACT STORY

[tropic otter]

though I am sad as she has passed away

[sharp dune]

oof man

a long time ago or recently

[tropic otter]

almost a year now

[sharp dune]

it always sucks to lose family

[tropic otter]

yeah

[sharp dune]

same goes for pets btw cant forget about those

[tropic otter]

yuh

she loved The Wonder of You tho her favorite song was Greenfields

[sharp dune]

nice

[tropic otter]

yep

[sharp dune]

wonder of you is such a good song, my grandma likes it too and she still recommends me other songs everytime i see her

my grandpa loves elvis too

[tropic otter]

nice

[sharp dune]

nat king cole too lel so paper moon is officially a revi's grandpa reference

[tropic otter]

my Grandma loved Mona Lisa by Nat King Cole wait was it by him

oh it is

[sharp dune]

nice

i gtg eat brb

[tropic otter]

aight

eat well homie

[sharp dune]

thanks man

You are a real sigma homie

[tropic otter]

you too sighomie

[sharp dune]

that sounds like sugoma

Sugomie

Nahhh

[tropic otter]

Sugomie

Sigmomies

[sharp dune]

yes

[tropic otter]

y e s

[sharp dune]

🇳🇱 someone thought this was France

That ain’t France

[tropic otter]

lol

[bleak magnet]

🇫🇷

[sharp dune]

If your telling me that’s France that’s an insult towards me

[sharp dune]

Yes

[tropic otter]

LOL

[sinful bramble]

🇱🇺is this France?