jojolion

[willow dawn]

how

by definition an antagonist cannot be a mary sue

[light swift]

In terms of stand ability i meant

Figure of speech

The stands ability is literally just "no"

[harsh laurel]

Still got defeated by a literal bubble lol

[light swift]

I don't think you read how the "bubble" works

[harsh laurel]

Ik ik just joking

Still kinda ironic how it ended up

[tired flint]

Jobin made me cry

Goodbye

Guys…

What if Joshu was the actual main protag

[tropic otter]

he always was

[mossy perch]

J

JOJO

JOJO REF

[alpine trench]

People that glorify Joshu have the same mentality of those that call Speedwagon the best waifu

[mossy perch]

Not even comparable Joshu is ten times worse

[crisp vigil]

only jojo fans would make a complete fool of themselves by going "look mom its the thing!!!! jojo!!" while pointing at a shopping cart

[mossy perch]

Canon

[mossy perch]

That's the joke

[crisp vigil]

make sure your jokes are funny before posting them

[mossy perch]

I was mocking jojo fans who call everything a reference

But sure mate

[untold sleet]

can a shopping cart even be a jojo ref

[mossy perch]

It has wheels

[mossy perch]

And I think it's funny what even is ur point lmao

[untold sleet]

[tropic otter]

niceee

[tropic otter]

E

[mossy perch]

So you aren't italian anymore?

What happened to your Tonio

[tropic otter]

I was on my Sigma Grindset

[mossy perch]

What's your mindset now

[tropic otter]

I'm now Peethon

[mossy perch]

I should be Frenzis38 them

If you change, I change~

[tropic otter]

wow very naisu

big p moment

big pp

[mossy perch]

Big uwu oment

Moment

I'll embrace you

[tropic otter]

frog

[untold sleet]

froggy

[tropic otter]

y e s

wait wut happened to Petey

oh God no, first it was Green and now Petey??? why're all the good people leaving who's next

[tired flint]

[untold sleet]

who

[tropic otter]

Supreme Petey?

[untold sleet]

don't really remember them

[tropic otter]

so sad

[tropic otter]

no homo

[tropic otter]

Helo

I'm like what

[sharp dune]

True, but ash is still better

[tropic otter]

dam

[sharp dune]

ayo peethon

How ya doin

[tropic otter]

wasssuppp ReviToe

[sharp dune]

Its been 8 hours

[tropic otter]

I'm good

yeahhh

how're you?

[sharp dune]

tired, it’s my sisters birthday today but it’s also a school day so I had to get up early

[tropic otter]

ohhh Happy Bday to your sister

[sharp dune]

Ty

damn I lost frog

[tropic otter]

Nooooo

[sharp dune]

nvm

He was hiding under my desk

[tropic otter]

lol

[opal hollow]

[sharp dune]

yay

school time

-_-

[opal hollow]

School

Imagine

[tropic otter]

so cool

anyways I can't wait for the JoJolion roles

I'm gon' be old by that time

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

cant wait to watch jojolion anime batch 1 with my grandkids on my deathbed

[tropic otter]

same

can't wait for JoJolion episode 30 in my 2nd afterlife

[stone path]

Vitamin C but the user is hunting you down

Very very scary

[timid summit]

Vitamin C but instead the stand looks like it's perfect user 🤤 🤤

[sharp dune]

Cant wait to see jojolands in heaven

In the next universe

[mossy perch]

Nah they'll watch it with their own grandchildren

My corpse will be dust by the time JJL's anime is out

[mossy perch]

That would be hot

[tropic otter]

my corpse would be " " by the time the Anime comes out

[mossy perch]

It will be walking the right path

[fluid mango]

Hello I'm the 5th JoJolion fan

[tropic otter]

ohhhh shiiit I just realized Rai's Stand is Doggystyle and Dolomites' is Blue Hawaii

[mossy perch]

Hi im the 4th one

[tropic otter]

nice

I'm the 16th one

[fluid mango]

No

There's only 6 JoJolion fana

Fans

[mossy perch]

Why just 6

I thought there were 7

[tropic otter]

then I'm the 8th one

[mossy perch]

Yo here's the 1st jojolion fan

Look at his name

[fluid mango]

True

[tired flint]

I wanted to punch that ugly dumb poopsicle stand bruh I got confused. Only thing I managed to get out of it is that it’s a popsicle sushi mat mf who kills stuff

[tired flint]

Basically that

[fluid mango]

What stand

Oh do do do dedada

[tired flint]

I forgot the name but it’s the funky name one

Ye

[fluid mango]

I think it's that name

Lemme look

It's

DoDoDo De DaDaDa

[tired flint]

YES

[fluid mango]

Reference to the song

[tired flint]

funky name stand

[fluid mango]

Of the same name

[tired flint]

Thank you

[fluid mango]

Np

So radio Gaga is a rock organism?

[minor ore]

Yeah

Its Tooru's pet

Or it was i guess

Maybe its still in Morioh somewhere

[alpine trench]

Yup, Toru put him there to protect the plants

[random hatch]

hey guys

I am back to reading jojolion

was sick had fever and cold

[fluid mango]

Rai :)

[alpine trench]

Rey

[fluid mango]

It's rai

[alpine trench]

Idc Bingus

[quaint imp]

Chad ski lift enjoyer >>> electrical pylon fan

[thorny coral]

could kyo ride born this way like a regular motorcycle

i think thatd be funny

[alpine trench]

Good question

[thorny coral]

and non stand users just see

[alpine trench]

Could be really useful but since the stand has requirements to appear I doubt that

[fluid mango]

I don't think the motorcycle is the stand?

[quaint imp]

The dude on born this way is also apart of the stand

[fluid mango]

Both are the stand?

[thorny coral]

well yeah but just both sit on it

[alpine trench]

Yeah

[random hatch]

rai has a toilet on chairstepper

hahah

[alpine trench]

Whether the person on the stand can leave the motorcycle or not will never be answered

[fluid mango]

Yes

[quaint imp]

That would be kind of weird to ride on born this way because it only pursues you can't really ride it freely

[fluid mango]

He lives in the

Ski lift

[thorny coral]

it can be knocked off at least

[alpine trench]

Shut up Bingus

[fluid mango]

What did I do to you

[thorny coral]

in the first born this way scene in the alley the guy gets knocked off the bike

[quaint imp]

He has a funny face

[brave geyser]

put a box on a fishing rod
open the box
get on born this way
hold fishing rod with box in front of you

[alpine trench]

Didn't his helmet just fly off?

[fluid mango]

Fly*

[thorny coral]

i guess if kyo wanted to chase the person tagged with born this way it would work until they opened something else and it just disappears out from under her

[alpine trench]

Very nice thinking Ash

[alpine trench]

smh myself

[fluid mango]

Fly*

[alpine trench]

[quaint imp]

Wow jojolion stands are fucking weird

[thorny coral]

i love the design of paisley park

it looks very cool

[quaint imp]

I didn't like it at first because it just looks like a thicc version of yasuho

But I liked it more once it started acting on its own

[tropic otter]

get well bro :D, keep reading this Masterpiece

[random hatch]

Yes I am well now just sore throat and stuff

[tropic otter]

dam

ok nice to know

[random hatch]

Now I am in the mood

[tropic otter]

very naisu

[random hatch]

Will run through

It now

[tropic otter]

cool

😎

[tired flint]

I’m back

And I’m uh

gone

[timid summit]

SBR content

[tired flint]

what the duck

Fick*

[white beacon]

You know next time, maybe don't just casually share the fucked up shit that happens in other chats

No one wants to know that

And they'd probably be happier without knowing

[timid summit]

Don't know what it was but it was probably a classic JoJo fan moment

[wanton cloak]

you know i kinda like the fact that the last jojolion chapters were about lucy, joseph and tooru

it mildly fills the whole that the readers feel as if tooru wasn't present at all during jojolion, and also connects sbr to jojolion

those few chapters make us think that tooru has been there for a very long time

also tooru killed johnny joestar

[minor ore]

gonna

start

jojolion

[wanton cloak]

have fun

[frosty cairn]

Happiness is subjective

[minor ore]

FIZZY EXPLAIN!

[wanton cloak]

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN

[minor ore]

he’s kira’s clone

[wanton cloak]

welll keep reading

it's more than that

[minor ore]

ok yeah that’s kiras room

[wanton cloak]

[minor ore]

STAND

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[wanton cloak]

[minor ore]

i see

[wanton cloak]

yeah basically jotaro got replaced by kira

[minor ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946434419059753040/971822155690029056/unknown.png

i love tooru so much man

tooo good

[alpine trench]

Oh no

[willow dawn]

tooru good

[spiral depot]

bro i just started jojolion, bro, "varied tits"? am I reading that right??? bro wtf

[tropic otter]

n i c e

well enjoy reading

[spiral depot]

koff koff koff

[wanton cloak]

that's peak fiction icl

best jojolion moment too

[tropic otter]

Damn that's a very weird way to say "When the hot and sexy Damo gets introduced"

[wanton cloak]

[spiral depot]

[wanton cloak]

i'm not even kidding too

[sinful bramble]

noilojoj

[kind owl]

@sinful bramble, Your Stand Rank is now level 33 !

[kindred orchid]

Jojo is making me insane

I’m half asleep reading not because it’s boring but I’m tired and I was half asleep and in my daze I tried to jump and I kicked my desk really hard

Like in my half dream

I tried to jump

Yes I just need to get to the wonder of you arc

And then I think I should sleep

[unkempt onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-nas-x-pregnant-discord-gif-24975919

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-endless-calamity-endless-calamity-wonder-of-u-gif-22458105

[kindred orchid]

ok sleep time before i lose my mind even more

lali ho

[alpine trench]

Nur llab Leets

[pliant pine]

What does everyone think of part 8?

[spiral depot]

so far, even though i just started, kind of wierd in terms of bizarreness

[kind owl]

@spiral depot, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[light swift]

Its a kind of bird

[alpine trench]

One of the best parts no doubt

[minor ore]

BASED

Jolyne

[alpine trench]

A mix between Jolyne and giorno for sure

Something like this

[minor ore]

Da fuq

Not that please

[alpine trench]

It's beautiful

[minor ore]

[fringe veldt]

When jojo and a lion combined

[outer lynx]

wait

I'm not the only JJL reader?

[minor ore]

Yes you are

Everyone else just pretends they've read it

[outer lynx]

DAMN

[minor ore]

Nice

[alpine trench]

[light swift]

@minor ore nazi

[dim birch]

No nazi memes

[tropic otter]

minion

so sad RIP

[abstract swan]

y'all think WoU not killing Josuke over a span of days is just plot armor considering Jobin merely looked at WoU and instantly died?

[sonic hollow]

i dont like you hugo

i know hwere thats from and i dont like it

[fluid mango]

Same

[sonic hollow]

that video is genuinely not funny and that is genuinely shit

[fluid mango]

Naeco Enots

[alpine trench]

How many times are you gonna tell me that?

[sonic hollow]

whenever you do something that i heavily dislike

[alpine trench]

Ok then

I will work hard to continue to execute actions that u dislike

[fluid mango]

Average hugo

@alpine trench me at you

[alpine trench]

No rokakas

[fluid mango]

Failure

[sonic hollow]

no memories?

[fluid mango]

I was gonna do that but I wanted to draw late chapter josuke

So I went with that one

[alpine trench]

You know what I say to you two

[fluid mango]

I love you

[alpine trench]

Hmm

[fluid mango]

I. love. You.

[alpine trench]

I was about to say some nasty shit

Bingus was this your plan?

[fluid mango]

What?

[alpine trench]

Hmmmm

[fluid mango]

I jusr love tou

[alpine trench]

Love u too Bingus

[fluid mango]

:)

[alpine trench]

Good night

[fluid mango]

Night

[timid summit]

Gumshoe Gooper should be our next protag

[kind owl]

@timid summit, Your Stand Rank is now level 8 !

[fluid mango]

Clearly it's gonna be about Haruno

[timid summit]

Maybe we'll get completely unchanged Polnareff from SC

[tired flint]

Hottest stand in all of Jojolion gotta be Speed King

[kind owl]

@random hatch, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[random hatch]

lmao

doggy style

[sharp dune]

bro it’s the best stand

Cuz it’s uhhh

Uhhh

Cool ability

yes

Cool abilities

[tiny elm]

I just finished Jojolion

But can someone explain wtf is going on

Like I get the fact that the Roka combines two things. But everything else that happens from there is too confusing

[tropic otter]

equivalent exchange

[tiny elm]

Yea but wtf goes on after that

I do t get it

[unique flame]

uh

[minor ore]

Not funny

Like at all

[timid summit]

I think the effort that went into the image made it pretty funny

[frosty cairn]

How's it going my fellow Jojo lions

[rare vale]

i've read it thrice

couldn't find the lion anyway

btw joshu

🛐

[frosty cairn]

There is no lion unfortunate

[stone path]

I got pinged here but i know how active this channel is so I know it’s going to take me minutes to actually find the ping smh 😔

[placid swift]

you can just go into the search bar in the top right, click mentions and put your username, then you can see every message that's pinged you

[tired flint]

I am in denial that there’s no lion in all of Jojolion

I’m gonna re-read Jojolion on the school computer again to see if I missed a lion

[placid swift]

the real lion is the friends we killed made along the way

[tired flint]

Damn🥲

I’m still in denial

[placid swift]

josuke is the jojo lion

[fluid mango]

Jojo

[fluid mango]

Didn't ask + plus no calamity + that image wasn't even directed at you + I made it myself + I don't fucking care

[alpine trench]

At 25 friends we get the Jojodragon

[wispy lion]

yes

[tropic otter]

lesgooooo, very nice

[tropic otter]

damn

[minor ore]

I miss arguing and owning

I'll be revitalised when Jojolands gets here

[alpine trench]

Calm down Bingus

You are scaring me

[sinful bramble]

In that case, I hope you enjoy September 19th 2022

[sharp dune]

srs?

[fluid mango]

Hi

[minor ore]

As if

Ohh but i crave the conflict

[sharp dune]

I crave for fall

I need it

First of All I hate heat

So I don’t want summer

second of all we get stone ocean batch

And a new volume of pt 5 in hardcover

[tropic otter]

same

[fluid mango]

Welcome to the underground

How was the fall

[sharp dune]

going underground

(Going underground)

[fluid mango]

If you wanna look around give us a call

[sharp dune]

bingus

You

Tell me pls

How do you get character roles

[fluid mango]

What

Wdym

[minor ore]

I want to waste time in these channels battling insane people again ... So nostalgic

[sharp dune]

Mikitaka hazekura role yk

[sharp dune]

Same

[fluid mango]

It was for previous things

[sharp dune]

Ah for previous levels

[fluid mango]

They did part 4 roles

And then the reset

[sharp dune]

Whelp we are just newbies python

[fluid mango]

And now stone ocean

[minor ore]

By being chronically online you level up here and get shit

[alpine trench]

You do?

[sharp dune]

yes I understand John

[alpine trench]

My level icon is non existent so I don't know

[minor ore]

I have the stupid googoo dolls

[sharp dune]

oof man

Googoo dolls looks horrible

[alpine trench]

Oof couldn't be me

I have WhiteSnake

[sharp dune]

Jumping jack flash looking smooth ngl

[quaint imp]

JoJo fans are going to be so triggered when they find out that they have to wait a whole month for a single chapter when Jojolands comes out

[sharp dune]

lmfao yeah

[quaint imp]

They'll blame the release schedule on netflix

[sharp dune]

its like the vest thing imo

BesT*

chapters per month

[minor ore]

Yeah all the newbies will be

But everyone gets used to it

[quaint imp]

Reading Jojolion monthly was really interesting since there were so many dumbass theories out there

[alpine trench]

^^^^ newbie

[sharp dune]

bro anime fans are kinda stupid sometimes

[alpine trench]

All jojo fans are stupid tho

[sharp dune]

anime onlies

[sharp dune]

Some are superior in stupidity

[minor ore]

Been here since 2020, been watching jojo since 2018

[quaint imp]

I remember there was this one theory where some idiots thought that Soft and Wet would evolve into King Crimson

[alpine trench]

Doubt it

[sharp dune]

hmmm

Well we all know we can’t get maidens

[minor ore]

Someone made a funny edit of it lmao

[tropic otter]

yooo I made a short song abt Stone Ocean 2nd batch being late

[sharp dune]

what

tell me peeth

[quaint imp]

The flashforward in jojolion made everyone lose their minds

[sharp dune]

peethon gone ;(

[quaint imp]

They thought that Norisuke actually died lmao

[sharp dune]

lmfao

[tropic otter]

As I'm here I stand tall
I never would actually take that call
we wait for this new batch in fall
I want to get the JoJo's with the ball
Araki made this masterpiece he's a good king like Saul
Netflix you have caused a big brawl
Netflix this has become chaos like a squall
JoJo is in thrall.

[minor ore]

Well it was intended as bait

Ultimately

[sharp dune]

netflix got no balls

add it

now

[tropic otter]

but there's already a ball rhyme

[quaint imp]

It the flashforward actually happened then the ending wouldn't be as good

[sharp dune]

oh

Hmmm

[minor ore]

It did happen

[quaint imp]

Nah but in the flashforward tsurugi wasn't affected by the disease yet

People thought that paper moon king was going to evolve or some shit

So the flashforward was supposed to be tsurugi's ideal reality

The jojo community was wild lmao

[sharp dune]

“Paper moon act 2”

[quaint imp]

Yeah exactly

[sharp dune]

Ngl paper moon looks lame

[quaint imp]

I mean it's just origami lmao

[alpine trench]

looks lame but the ability is pretty cool

Plus it kills people the funniest ways

[quaint imp]

Jobin bus😎

[bleak magnet]

paper moon requiem

[quaint imp]

One of the best deaths in jojo

[sharp dune]

then there was no bus

[minor ore]

The flashforward is right after tooru turns to dust

[sharp dune]

(this is a fatherless joke, do not take me seriously)

[quaint imp]

Actually you're probably right

[bleak magnet]

paper moon king would be very useful for annoying people

[quaint imp]

Because the rokakaka fruits weren't actually ripe yet

[bleak magnet]

and confusing them

[minor ore]

But its confusingly implimented cause it is drawn right after a flashback of them having fun which makes it so fucking weird and it tripped up the entire fanbase for like 3 years

[quaint imp]

True

[minor ore]

It's all good but kinda clumsy

[quaint imp]

It's so wild to me that the entirety of the WoU arc took place within like 3 years

Anime watchers would be so mad if that were the case for stone ocean

[minor ore]

It's also like 1/3rd of the part

Its insanely big

[minor ore]

Well I'll tell you something

At least they'd be getting something

Instead of being blue balled for a year

[quaint imp]

That rock insect fight in the lab took like 5 chapters

People were actually pretty annoyed by that fight

[minor ore]

I thought it was really funny

He just goes

"my second rock insect"

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-even-funnier-the-second-time-spongebob-spongebob-meme-meme-impact-font-gif-20058612

[quaint imp]

I can't believe that that dumbass rock insect almost killed Josuk8

But then again almost every single fight he was in he almost died so that was kind of normal lmao

[fluid mango]

Every Jojo fight they get beat up pretty bad

At least from part 7 and 8

[sonic hollow]

most jojo protags usually get through a fight with at least one close call

[mossy perch]

Bruh they have superhuman durability

I don't know how they survive most fights

[sonic hollow]

they barely do

[alpine trench]

In most Jojo parts the protags barely survive a fight with severe injuries

In the next arc they are either fully healed or have no repercussions at all

[light swift]

It's called plot armor lmao

[alpine trench]

But most casts have some kind of healing ability

Josuke, Giorno, FF, Hot Pants

[mossy perch]

Nah they just drink lots of milk

[mossy perch]

Joseph lived a long time lol

[alpine trench]

the most amount of plot armor in terms of injuries is in part 3/2/8 tbh

[mossy perch]

7 too imo

Johnny was a tank

[sharp dune]

bro couldnt even walk too

[fluid mango]

Josuke just used the rokaka at the end

[mossy perch]

Strongest wheelchair user

[alpine trench]

Not talking about that tho

And even with that his injuries changed places imo

[fluid mango]

Josuke takes his ability to die away

Oh wait he can't use plunder on himself

Though idk how plunder could be exactly useful to him anyways, he's taking something away after all

[mossy perch]

It would only work with something you can take away like a disease

[fluid mango]

What all can he take away, just like the senses? Along with friction

[mossy perch]

Like a tumor or sumn

Not an injury ig

He can take away something like poison but not an actual physical injury

[fluid mango]

He can't actually though

Because if he could he would've during the fight against ojiro

[mossy perch]

Oh right

I always forget how the fight with Ojiro happened

It was pretty early in the manga so

Fun x3 is one of the weirdest stands

[alpine trench]

He can't take away things

[mossy perch]

I tried to explain it to a friend that's reading part 7

[alpine trench]

He can transport them but he can't steal them

What he can steal is notions, like friction, eyesight, thirst etc

[sonic hollow]

johnny's the only jojo to die and still not die

[alpine trench]

joseph tho

[mossy perch]

I love how he sacrificed just like his counterpart from the other reality

Or universe idk

[sonic hollow]

joesph never died hugo

[mossy perch]

Part 7 and 8 take place in a different reality?

Or what is it

[sonic hollow]

different continuity

[alpine trench]

I mean his heart stopped beating

[sonic hollow]

doesnt equal death

[sonic hollow]

it can lead to death but doesnt mean he's fully dead

[quaint imp]

Shouske freaks me out

[mossy perch]

Temporary death which is pretty different from what happened to Jonathan

[sonic hollow]

a person dies when the brain dies

[quaint imp]

That should be a stand in jojolands

[mossy perch]

Shizuka joestar jojo from part 9 confirmed

[sonic hollow]

god no

[mossy perch]

I just want her to have a cameo or something

[sonic hollow]

i dont

[mossy perch]

Ok

[quaint imp]

Shizuka Joestar was in jojolion the whole time but we just never saw her

[mossy perch]

She was the lion all along

[sacred dove]

You mean the baby of the higashikata family

[mossy perch]

So this is what happened

Mitsuba's baby is Shizuka

[quaint imp]

Oh shit

Shizuka almost died poggers

[mossy perch]

This is canon

[mossy perch]

Literally turned to stone

Youngest jojo to die

[quaint imp]

When abortions are illegal everyone should just turn their fetuses into rocks

[mossy perch]

Araki pro choice confirmed

[mossy perch]

Stone baby

[quaint imp]

Rock human babies are so fucking weird

[mossy perch]

They living on fucking nests

[quaint imp]

They are like the size of pebbles

[mossy perch]

The part where tooru ate his literal adoptive father

[quaint imp]

Actual stone babies

[mossy perch]

I always forgot about this explanation

Big coincidence how both josefumi and kira had bubbles

[quaint imp]

Gigachad kira with bombs that are actually real explosions

Not some weird bullshit that disintegrates hands

[mossy perch]

Shigechi's hands

[quaint imp]

Ojiro was the shigechi of jojolion lmao

[mossy perch]

Ojiro is a fucking nerd

[quaint imp]

What a fucking nerd

How the fuck do you even bite off your own fingers?

[amber lion]

remember that scene in the manga when johnathan sees his chocolate?

[mossy perch]

Bruh was weak minded

Imagine a sailor makes you go through a psychological dilemma

[sinful bramble]

At least Shigechi wasn’t a psychopath

[minor ore]

I asked + maidenless + don't care + still don't care + yep, still don't care

[fluid mango]

No you didn't + unfunny + no bitches + nobody asked + don't care + you suck

[minor ore]

Scans?

[fluid mango]

What

[minor ore]

Evidence that I didn't ask?

[minor ore]

LMFAO

[fluid mango]

I don't see you asking here

Very clear evidence my friend

Your comment was unnecessary and unwanted

Hi Jojo nerd

[minor ore]

Don't care. Still gave it

[fluid mango]

Did I ask though?

[minor ore]

Don't care

😤

[fluid mango]

Ratio

[tropic otter]

so sad that I didn't

[fluid mango]

Beloved

[alpine trench]

Bingus won the ratio

[tropic otter]

Gappy is a good JoJo

[fluid mango]

FAPPY

[tropic otter]

GAPPY

FUCK

AH SHIT

[alpine trench]

@minor ore get destroyed

[fluid mango]

I WAS TRYING TO SVREEN SHOT

AND YOU CHANEGD IT

[tropic otter]

0- 0 I DIDN'T SEE IT

haha

[minor ore]

I know for a fact you were DM'd smh

[fluid mango]

proof?

[tropic otter]

I now have got out of that one

[alpine trench]

Where is the proof actually

[minor ore]

Confess, or I'll break your legs

[fluid mango]

But I didn't dm him

Proof?

Yes

Proof.

[minor ore]

You used an alt

[tropic otter]

It's night and I can't see my keyboard and it's like a muscle memory for me to hit enter whenever I end my sentences and not look at it b4 I do that

[alpine trench]

Bingus has proof, guess u don't

[tropic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[minor ore]

[fluid mango]

Think again

[alpine trench]

Im not even online

[tropic otter]

ok

I'll think

[alpine trench]

How could I have talked to bingus

[minor ore]

Um

[fluid mango]

L

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

[tropic otter]

Ifk

Idk*

so aad

sad ;-;

IT'S 1AMMMM

[fluid mango]

The Wonder of youuuuu

[minor ore]

Sleep

[tropic otter]

I can'r see my keyboatd

[fluid mango]

When no one else can understand me

[tropic otter]

I dont do day

[fluid mango]

When everything I do is wrong

[tropic otter]

You give me hope and consolation

[minor ore]

Fr though you could've thought of something that actually makes sense. Idk why he's saying "no calamity?" Like what @fluid mango

[fluid mango]

You give me strength to carry on

[alpine trench]

In everything I do

[fluid mango]

That's the Wonder

[alpine trench]

THE WONDER OF YOUUUUUUU

[tropic otter]

The Wonder of U

[fluid mango]

🎶

[tropic otter]

(wonder of u)

[minor ore]

[music noises]

[fluid mango]

Elvis is the goat

[tropic otter]

and when you smile the world is brighter

[tame plover]

No

Stop

[quaint imp]

Jobin is a little bitch smh even Tsurugi could've lived from some stupid ass hair spray can

[alpine trench]

But Storm :C

[tropic otter]

Your kiss to me is worth a fortune

[fluid mango]

Storm hates wlvis

[tame plover]

No is no Hugo

[tropic otter]

pwease Storm :C

[alpine trench]

why tho

[fluid mango]

Storm is a Elvis hater

[tropic otter]

so sad

[alpine trench]

We doing a lil bit of singing

[woven anvil]

@tropic otter has been muted for: 10 minutes
Reason: no is no

[alpine trench]

😔

[tame plover]

Anyone else wants to continue

[minor ore]

Hound dog is my favourite Elvis song. Goated

[fluid mango]

No

Im good

[tame plover]

Cool 😎

[fluid mango]

Jailhouse rock is good

It's not Elvis

I don't think

But it's good

[minor ore]

Yes it is

[fluid mango]

Ok

[quaint imp]

Doggy Style >>> Hound Dog

[alpine trench]

-No spamming
-No copypastas
-No roleplaying 🤨

[tame plover]

It is..

[fluid mango]

You wouldn't know Elvis hater

[minor ore]

[tame plover]

• Cock
• Balls
• Your mother 🤨

[tame plover]

I don’t hate Elvis

[alpine trench]

He hates Elvis

[fluid mango]

You hate Elvis

[tame plover]

I love him as much as he loved drugs and booze

[minor ore]

Based

[alpine trench]

If you don't consume drugs you ain't a successful artist

[minor ore]

What about Taylor Swift

I think she's clean

[tame plover]

No she takes heroin

Source: trust

[minor ore]

Tyler the destroyer>

[alpine trench]

Taylor Swift ain't an artist smh

jk

but she probably consumes

[alpine trench]

Source: Storm said trust

[minor ore]

Probably true then

[alpine trench]

Idk

Storm also hates Elvis so

[minor ore]

Stfu Taylor hater >:(

[alpine trench]

<:C

[fluid mango]

I love you too

[tropic otter]

ayo

why only mute me tho

so sad

[tropic otter]

Damo's Bitches is on the verge of death and Toeïsm is just non-existent anymore

[thorny coral]

i am now halfway through jojolion

i am truly gaming

chapter 55

[quaint imp]

Oh shit you just read the best arc in all of jojo

Based

[sinful bramble]

[sharp dune]

me tired

[tropic otter]

me awake

[alpine trench]

me stronk

[stone path]

me sad :😞

[left tapir]

hello

[stone path]

sigh

#:(

[left tapir]

ok?

[left tapir]

what?

[kind owl]

@left tapir, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[wispy lion]

conversation is simply too intellectual for you to understand

[left tapir]

Yes I know that

[left tapir]

my favorite fight is josuke vs A.Phex Twins

[alpine trench]

💀

[left tapir]

What?

[royal mortar]

Jojo

lion

[minor ore]

football

[minor ore]

Scans?

Of the lion?

[frosty cairn]

daily reminder Jojolion is the best part

[minor ore]

Yes

You are correct

[tropic otter]

daily reminder that I can say that this is facts

[minor ore]

Debatable

It looks cool but it just kind of odd

The stands are the weirdest part

But everything else like characters and art style look nice

[tropic otter]

they're pretty unique and interesting

[minor ore]

Ye

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

You are right

The stands get weirder throughout all of it

Like

Part 3

[tropic otter]

Vitamin C was awesome

[minor ore]

Part three Big buff man, fire chicken, swordsman, and then part 7-8 dinosaur, nail shooting cripple, stand that only works if you have a open wound on you and the stands above you

But

It’s cool

[quaint imp]

Toru is an underrated villain

[minor ore]

Fr

I don’t read jojolion but I plan to, and I don’t see a lot on Tory

Toru*

[unreal fox]

this panel bruh ☠️

bro is so out of pocket

[minor ore]

💀

[unreal fox]

zero amount of context can make this scene better

joshu is just weird as hell

[minor ore]

Not sbr channel but more out of context panels

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

i’m gonna make

a wild guess

and guess they combined bodies

they did indeed combine.

Nice

[light swift]

Stop breathing

[alpine trench]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[minor ore]

Cus he sucks

His stand is the only cool thing about him

[quaint imp]

Bruh Toru is actually a pretty deep character because I said so🤓

[tropic otter]

so sad that people call him Toru now

I still call him Tooru

[quaint imp]

Honestly I don't even like calling him Toru

It's just so fucking weird to erase one of the letters in his name

[stone path]

Arghusihnxisiwhbblf

[stone path]

What was Gyro about to do anyway?

[quaint imp]

Gyro wants Lucy to steal the heart from Valentine

[stone path]

Ohhh

Despite dedicating my discord account to Part 7 I can’t recall the events in exact picture perfect memory

[quaint imp]

Yeah I just started rereading SBR again

[stone path]

I’m gonna change my profile, that’s how sad I am

[quaint imp]

Before I could barely remember anything

[stone path]

Back to my former glory

[tropic otter]

damn

[swift osprey]

Based

[tropic otter]

thank you fellow based person

[light swift]

Thinking about it now yeah it would make sense if araki had no plan and just randomly chose tooru

His backstory with yashuo really contributes nothing to the story so

[sonic hollow]

Other than adding yet another pedophile into the character sheet

[light swift]

💀

[light swift]

Im pretty sure he just used her for her stand ability and left

Why did he get back w her? What use was there left exactly there

[tropic otter]

lmfao I'm taking my Finals while listening to Metallica

[wanton cloak]

tooru is meh

[wanton cloak]

well gl

[tropic otter]

WHERE'S YOUR CROWN KING NOTHINGGG

[tropic otter]

thanks

[wanton cloak]

king nothing is such a cool name

[tropic otter]

so true

[wanton cloak]

np

[tropic otter]

hehehehe I'm putting a JoJo reference in my Essay

[minor ore]

Under rated

[tropic otter]

💀 it's the finals and they be givin' us 50 minutes

[willow dawn]

woah

spikes

[forest forge]

hey, is there any possibility to buy english jojolion mangas?

[tropic otter]

irl? Physical copies of the SBR Manga ain't even translated yet so unfortunately JJl still doesn't have physical copies

so sad

or you can read it online at mangadex.org

[vale surge]

Nobody:
EOH death dialogues

Pt 8 josuke dies
Joshu: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HOLD ME BACK?!
Joshu dies
Josuke: hmmm I need to do smth abt this

[timid summit]

Can't wait for All Star Battle R Joshu to be meta 😍 😍

[shy tapir]

Wtf💀

[tropic otter]

lmao

[placid swift]

rock humans are quite built different

[stone path]

If the name is king nothing, then his crown is made of nothing, therefore being nothing, because of the name “king nothing”.

[stone path]

Is that the A phex twins or whatever?

[shy tapir]

Just the main villian climbing onto a wasp, nothing much

[kind owl]

@shy tapir, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[timid summit]

My man

[tropic otter]

also I like the fact that King Nothing is a Jester, cuz like it's a King that has nothing now

[subtle saffron]

wow..

Just finished Jojolion

It's well uh

special

[subtle saffron]

Just usual rock-humans life cycle

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/YAZROi-Af7k

[granite pewter]

Steel based run

[bleak magnet]

who wins: ger or soft and wet go beyond

[fluid mango]

Ger

Go beyond needs paisley park to be somewhat controlled

Without it it's pretty useless

It cannot be controlled

[amber lion]

make infinite spinny strings of death

ez win

[sharp dune]

I’m trying to find the panel of someones arm getting sliced through in the middle

I think it was like part 1-2

[sonic hollow]

tarkus fight part 1

not even gonna lie

this walk solos any other walk panel

[crisp vigil]

the muscle on his forearm looks like a tumor

[wanton cloak]

[stone path]

It’s kind of scary how right you are

[hasty gulch]

Paisley just allowed Josuke to shoot the bubble at Tooru who was far away.
Face-to-face would basically be just as efficient.

PS:Ger is overrated

[brave geyser]

he cant aim it

even at close range

hes gotta be very close

[flint blaze]

Didn’t he literally miss point blank 💀

He had his finger in bro’s face and still missed

And Ger overrated but still >>>

[hasty gulch]

I'm sure that was just the calamity making the injuries given by Obladi interfere with his aim.

[minor ore]

Are we not able to post WIP in these channels or just the art channel?

[flint blaze]

#your-works

[minor ore]

Can I post WIP in non art servers

[flint blaze]

Point stands though, his aim is whack

[flint blaze]

Post WIP in #your-works

[shell fossil]

okay what the flying fuck is doremifasolati do

[crisp vigil]

rock organism

there’s an anatomy page of it somewhere

[shell fossil]

i mean i know what it is im trying to say its an abomination..... its proof there is no god because god would never make something so unexplainibly horendous

[crisp vigil]

I thought it looked neat

compliments Urban Guerrilla pretty well

[fluid mango]

Still cannot aim with it

[minor ore]

Just finished josuke, go check #your-works and check it out

[shell fossil]

okay but are we not gonna talk about how unnecsarily horny jojolion is for no reason

[eternal dove]

Look man, Araki was bored over the ten years of writing

he needed something to keep him going in that small writing room

[shell fossil]

the amount of sexual tension is just uncomfy but araki lives for shits and gigglers

[chrome vale]

When does Jobin get his eyebrow back?

[crisp vigil]

never

he draw on his head with sharpie

[wanton cloak]

speak for yourself

[opal hollow]

No

[minor ore]

[tepid gulch]

if paired with paisley park

or an aimingstand

probably going to wreck his shit

ger cant rtz nothing 💀

[willow dawn]

couldnt he set the action of him firing it to 0

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

.....

No, because then the ability would be affecting something that doesn't exist

[willow dawn]

yeah alright fine

[flint blaze]

Yes

Because it is an action with a cause and an effect

[willow dawn]

no

since that would mean the bubble would go away

the bubble wouldnt be able to be affected

[flint blaze]

It would be able to

[minor ore]

[willow dawn]

i disagree

it would transcend the logic of ger

[flint blaze]

Go beyond doesn’t transcend any logic

[brave geyser]

it beats calamity

[willow dawn]

wdym

[flint blaze]

It bypassed WoU, it didn’t transcend it

[brave geyser]

and is invisible

[willow dawn]

it could be WoU because it transcends the logic of the calamitys

[flint blaze]

No

[minor ore]

It's stated that it bypasses logic due to not existing

[flint blaze]

Because it bypassed the calamities. It’s not transcending logic 💀

[willow dawn]

im like 90% mamezuku said that it transcends the logic of the calamitys

[brave geyser]

wasn't he gone before it even got used

[flint blaze]

Yes

[willow dawn]

when he was about to die he realized it and told josuke

[brave geyser]

also hes sketchy

[minor ore]

[flint blaze]

Rai

A misunderstanding of calamity is exactly how he died

[minor ore]

But are you sure, Zero?

Can you be 100% sure it's not just an illusion?

[brave geyser]

tsurugi was the real mv

all along

there were no rock humans

no calamity

only tsurugi using pmk and an ak

[willow dawn]

found it

guess i misremembered rai saying it

[flint blaze]

He does say it

[minor ore]

Lol the way S&W is just chilling there

[willow dawn]

live soft and wet reaction

[flint blaze]

Lol

[minor ore]

[sharp dune]

hard and moist favorite stand

[quaint imp]

Holy shit the anime might catch up to the manga during Jojolands lmao

Yo Jojolands filler episodes?🤔

[minor ore]

If he was hiding, doesn't Soft and Wet kinda blows his cover

[minor ore]

[crisp vigil]

it’s not like Josuke is trying to hide

unless Satoru’s got major dementia

[minor ore]

if jojolands is as long as jojolion is, it definitely will with several years to spare

[brave geyser]

it wont be as long as jojolion

[minor ore]

jojolion was released before the part 1 anime even aired. now a few months ago jojolion finished, and we have the part 6 anime

and that leaves 2 parts left

[minor ore]

what makes you think that

[brave geyser]

cause hes already past when he said he was gonna retire

and hes not gonna keep writing until he dies

[minor ore]

he's a bit of a workaholic

[minor ore]

Evidence?

[brave geyser]

deez nuts

[minor ore]

Araki already knows he was blessed with an extended life span. So unless he decided to suddenly start writing good and skip all the fluff and make the last part short and sweet, he'll just do what he usually does and drag it out & go out with a bang probably

[hard meteor]

It’ll probably be 5-6 year span

[light swift]

I hope he stops after jojolands

Dudes gotta rest

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[sharp dune]

true, but that would mean no more jojo

does he have a Son

That could continue jojo

[alpine trench]

Oh jojo will become a family business now

[sharp dune]

Y e s

[alpine trench]

It doesn't need to be a son tho, an assistance, another trustworthy writter etc

[sharp dune]

I don’t want jojo to end

I’m not ready

[sharp dune]

But they wouldn’t have his drawing style

[alpine trench]

It's possible with practice

Plus I doubt that Araki doesn't have a small team with him already

[frosty cairn]

You guys talk like Araki is a day over 27

[minor ore]

Nope. Part 10 finale. Cope 😤

[sharp dune]

im not ready for the ending