#jojolion
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"Oh boy this sure is a Jojolion!"
Threw her off a ski lift, just trolling
But anyways, who doesn’t mistreat her? Jobin, Joshu, Rai, Tooru, Mitsuba, Tsurugi and all the antagonists are pretty shitty to her, let alone the hair clip and shit
He just cosplaying as a water fountain that’s all
I liked his Stand, Fast Noble
yeahhh
Velocity Emperor*
Angelo's Cousin
Emperor Zoom
I was too high copium to cry, I was like
Acceleration Prince
You have no idea how many people I had to say that to. They somehow believe he could survive half of his brain being erased
Yeah
he's just like sitting and looking like "uh-huh 🤔"
ok so.... he just died
Josuke is like "so is he gonna come back next chapter or what"
“I think I just shit myself”
"I guess what happens, happens"
HE IS STILL ALIVE TO ME DAMMIT!
jojolion fans when they are reading jojolion
lmfao
It reminds me of the "Iggy get out of here, he's still alive meme" he's just processing what is going on
he literally looked at him and was like "rai!!!"
and when wonder of u called him he totally forgot about him lol
damn, classic JoJo fans
i have a question
what was up with that moment where Kei and Rai grabbed Josuke's arm?
?
josuke gotta wipe too
When
Josuke be shittin
wait imma search for it
@mossy perch, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !
Ghost people giving him advice
Disney Moment
I have no toilet paper and I must shit
lick it off
damn
Josuke best Disney Princess
i can't find a screenshot but it did happen
I can't believe they killed kei too, like it was already enough to kill Rai but then to go and kill off josukes sister basically
lowkey id buy a figure of josuke in a dress no shit
so sad, basically his step sister
holy had no children left lmao
I mean she got half of Kira, don't know if that's good or bad
now they got no one to fuck 
Her death was really jarring too, a broken stick to through the eye and brain had me feeling some type of way
wasn't it a door handle
its like the sdc guy with the pencil in his eye
It’s not clear,I guess it’s supposed to be ghosts pushing him forward or something?
What chapter is it
It was WoU’s cane or whatever
At least
Nope the bubbles broke part of his cane, and it flew into her eye
yah
Broken cane
it did happen right? i'm not hallucinating
Yeah it happened
Disney Moment confirmed (gone sexual 😱)
Yeah he was still fucking around in the same room for 10 chapters
that one
💀 Metal was ready with that shit
I love it when discord calls random manga pages explicit for no reason
Despite it not being explicit
Honestly between 105-108 I thought Josuke was going to die no cap
Remember, he has plot armor
i honestly read jojolion without knowing if josuke would survive
Remember kids, as long as you have the star on your shoulder, you can’t die until your role is over
Then forget the whole plot armor thing, remember that he needs to beat the main villain and forget that too, and remember that it's Jojo and anything could happen
so i have a dumb question, don't get mad
let's say jotaro faced off with gappy
who would win
Josuke
50% of Jojo protagonists have untimely deaths so
Metal has like all of JoJo's Pages on their tabs, going to one when some1 talks about a Manga Page
Why
I thought he was going to bite it the same way Jonathan did, getting hit by a last Calamity or something
Metal doing God's Work 🙌
I mean josuke is pretty damn smart plus he's also buff so 
I know S&W GB is stronger than Star Platinum. But in case Jotaro stopped time (and didn't waste seconds saying how reliable Joshu is), I feel like he could win
idk
kaato's death also was so underwhelming
I mean he would 100% talk abt how Joshu is so reliable during that time stop
so Joshu clutch
He's jacked
What Josuke steals the friction from the floor
Also I like that josuke literally has underwear that has Jojo written all over the waistline
fuck i never noticed
where the fuck did he get that from
araki answer me
real footage of Joshu getting bitches
Same place as he got sailor hat when he was first found
lmfao
Norisuke’s money
Part 4-8 characters are so thin smh, why can’t jojo ba muscular
Josuke may wear the same clothes but at least his clothes get washed
how is go beyond stronger than star platinum
Perhaps he made it himself
We see him getting his clothes from the laundry 
"but mom, i want my men muscular!"
they stopped doing that shit after P3
Cap
Thin
Skill issu
Malnourished child
Where's his nipples
trolled
if he gets to shoot he's done for. i feel like he would even win over time stop (being over logic and reason and all of that)
Norisuke are you feeding my boy
God dangit
He has no nipples
he literally cannot control the bubbles
that's the thing tho, he needs to shoot
Anime boys don’t have nipples except for when they do
They would beat me in a fight
Star platinum boob when
Moob*
my friend literally asked me where were the buff jojos
HA! Didn’t censor that one
lol
Show them this
don’t forget the wry ora jojo undershirt
he doesn't know bout the alternate timeline
i couldn't even explain to him why gappy had a sailor outfit
Josuke became a 13 year old jojo “fan” 
I love that outfit, he needs a trench coat
JoJolion Best Part
yo i have a the world shirt
yes
me when i'm close to saying the truth
I’m an intellectual, so my only jojo shirts are part 7 and 8 themed, meaning nobody will come up to me and say “is that a jojo reference”
@latent halo you have a gappy pfp come chat here
Holy Joestar Kira
That's not holy
those are test tubes
It doesn't look like her
Why would nobody do that?
holy
You can see the rocks on her face
SBR and JJL don’t exist
very based
very based (2)
she's turning into her dream of a starfish
because i can't find a part 7 shirt lol
havent finished jojolion lol, im almost done with the awakening III leaves
Yeah but then look at her laying down there and compare, hair looks weird
oh leave
for your own sake
Yeah they do, your talking in a discord channel made for JJL
What's JoJolion
I can still the wavy hair style on her
💀
i have like 4 part 6 shirts (part 6 is the only one i haven't finished)
why not
Naughty granny
ummm probably that one show that those people talk about you know? or that one JoJo Siwa girl or something I don't know about the Lion part
Even older women have urges, y’know?
She must be like 50 at least
Early 50s yeah
She reads all types of shit, it’s what rock brain cancer does to a mf
In her situation, it’s acceptable, I mean, she gotta pass the time
She’s in her fifties
Thing is was there really a lady that looks like Yasuho in there...
Imagine if an actual surgeon joined this server, went into this channel and watched us talk about rock brain cancer
in case there is imma need link
JSJSND
that's just wu tomoki
Yoshikage was expected to have her grand kids already
you laugh like u talk spanish lmao
Hola
Hola
Too bad he went gay with josefumi
bad?
Fluency 100% ☑️
If they’re in this server, then he can’t do anything about it
parece nativo 🔥
And then they had josuke as their weird fusion child
josuke is the son of kira and josefumi (by adoption)
Also I cried
Why the tears streaming down the stuff in his face, like it's shown going down it
They deliberately fuck loud enough for Joshu to hear, trust me on this one
Araki inconsistency
joshu's traumatized
And she most definitely uses the hand that she got from him to fondle his balls
Yeah
would joshu feel something?
Rock human fashion is weird
Nah, the body part was transferred
This chat 
I mean Holy is Yoshikage’s biological mother and Josefumi considers her more of a mother than his own, (Is it bad that I thought I always saw Josefumi as the unofficial little brother of the family 😬) so it makes sense that the fusion of the two would give Josuke that feeling
i know it was a joke
If someone gets a kidney transplant and takes one of my kidneys, I won’t feel anything if their new kidney gets damaged
that'd be funny
Ok
It’s their problem to deal with
istg jojolion has the funniest gifs
King nothing best stand
I wish we got to see King Nothing more
my boy king nothing with the drip
Dammit beat me to it
this is the best one
2nd best one
Yeah me too, I loved his design, his ability, the referenced music and the whole meaning behind the name
sheeesh, Vitamin C and King Nothing looks so cool with the Jester vibe and shii
Definitely one of my top 3 jojolion stands
what's the meaning
AYO JOJOLION 2????
guys we are getting jojolion 2! (part 9)
ayo y'all forgor this one
https://c.tenor.com/rl2a_siU3rsAAAAM/wonder-of-u-jojolion-jojolion.gif
Remember how Kaato threatened to take everything away from Norisuke?
Tis called Jojolands
Like wtf is this 😭
so he wsa the king of nothing
aisho is one ugly motherfucker
Ye
Why is rock human fashion so weird
Nah he’s pretty, and the bird shit totally compliments his design
he was close to being King Nothing, guess that's why he called his Stand that, anyways Norisuke IV has some good taste on music
Don’t knock on the teddy bears man, that shit was drippy
True
disliked his character tbh
i thought yotsuyu was a girl
^^^
ayo
I thought he was important
damn
He has daily listening sessions with Risotto
What does aishos hair look like
Hair
Shut up
ugliest jojo's panel ever
not Joshu moment
That photo was taken a whole century before
Why does Jobin look like jacksepticeye tho fr
yeahhhh, Metallica awesome band, Norisuke IV is very based, same with Risotto Nero
imma be honest josefumi with the fade looks not so good
It looked ugly on Josuke IV, on Josefumi he looks adorable
What the fuck
Did you just say about his hair?
Show the josefumi fade
Do you mean pompadour
... Josuke is typing
Hey I was only talking about the fade man! Please spare me!!
Brb
that's a pompadour with a fade
josuke didn't have the gray part
my man's got the pompadour fade
This fade
Have good taste
The light purple
He looks adorable
goofy
Your death will be swift
should i read dead man's questions
if u want to
I'm afraid it's not like the cartoons Yasuho
Dead Man Questions was a good read, but it isn’t necessary to understand the story
Yeah, it’s pretty good and pretty short
i mean
lmfao 
Canon, but not too important with all things considered
Also read under jailbreak under execution or whatever
Hehehe, yeah…..
It isn't a Jojo thing
paisley park is such a good song
any JoJo song reference is a good song
Josuke and Yasuho hentai
Dolces master was weird tho
ayo

is it only 3 chapters?
You’d read it
@raven olive, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !
i found it in color i think
Dude tried to eat his cat
😱 Araki Baki confirmed!?
Why the fuck did it level up on that message…?
Based Snake
ayo why would you point at me although I would like I ain't the only dude in this convo
Troll snake
me when i have manhattan transfer as an icon
cause it’s so doodoo
So can yasuho only choose what things on that computer when with paper moon king?
idk paisley park is a really confusing stand
lmao
Not it isn't
if i had to define paisley park in one word it would be
Does it look like I have the brain capacity to answer that question
convinient to the plot
Everyone would read that hentai, man woman non binary
I think if a phone that pasiley park was inhabiting was crushed, it would hurt yasuho
i mean
it did hurt yasuho when the phone was in the toilet
Yeah
Naw, it will give her boo-boo
Plus she bled a little when Aisho stepped on the phrog (phone frog)
You have given me inspiration to write a script for that hentai, Brb
I mean I wouldn't not
a y o
ayes
is this a bad time to check the chat
Yes
goddamnit
When no JoJolands we regurgitate the same questions and be horny
So who thinks this is the best JoJo part ?
The cycle will repeat until you get what you want. Araki must finish quickly.
second best to me
or 3rd best idk
It’s my favorite part, but I wouldn’t say it’s the best part
You did this to yourself
let me escape this hell
is spin relevant in jojolion?havent read it but i really like spin
I ain’t saying shit
read it yourself
But ||yes||
aight thx
damnit
Panel goes hard feel free to screenshot
You’re really into this Aisho torture
i will but im on sbr so it will have to wait
@wary frigate, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !
ohh alright, have a nice sbr read :) try to avoid this channel until you’re done !
it has spoilers
yes ik
ive already been spoiled on something big in sbr
wazzup
aw that sucks
Hru my man
ik
chilling with quandale
Nice nice
Best is less subjective, but I would call it my favourite
^
What part do you consider best jojo07
Jolon
Read it yourself you lazy f||uck.||
You can just call me jojo ig
Your name is actually Jojo right?
And before a mod comes here, no this isn’t slur baiting
Yeah, my name is Jojo-ola
It’s a Nigerian name, I’m of Nigerian descent
I shorten it to jojo
Oh nice
And as fate would have it, I became a jojo fan
that’s pretty cool and funny coincidence 
my name is francisco, you can call me Jojo
FroJo
Wrong reply

my name is rohan you can call me jojo
My name is Rocky you can call me JoJo
would d4c vs wou end up in a stalemate?
probably?
d4c love train yes probably
normal d4c no
D4C would probably die
Im araki so yes
he would probably end up shifting dimensions directly into a volcano or something
yeah i meant love train
shut up im araki
Can I swear?
as long as he stays in love train he would be fine
But it says right here that you are Rohan
fuck no
ok wait im a self insert
my name is jomez
Maybe im blind, after all i am 61 years old
Real
😦
i am araki in disguise
No way
Shit fuck son of a bitch!
Don’t tell me you’re
kaato big booba
Araki
Yah you all clear
Lol
rare hugo moment
I might be
Joshu?
i would sacrifice my brother just for jojolands come on man
no fucking swearing in this server this is a family friendly pg clean server
I don’t want to hear none of that fucking swearing shit. Don’t be an asshole and bitch about it either, only cunts do that.
^ true facts
But did you give Shigechi a chance?! DID YOU?!
don’t even bother to fucking swear that shit is awful and disgusting
me explaining my mom why we should sell my lil bro to araki just so he releases jojolands
Good idea let’s sell your brother
when did jojolion end again?
I don’t mean to be a dick, but I’ll definitely tell a mod if any of you swear or use shitty language
August 19th 2021
2021
"shitty"
August 18th, 2021
yes
P-please don’t broski
aight
should jojolands ch1 be releasing soon then?
DID YOU SWEAR HOW DARE YOU
It’ll be ready when it’s ready
how long have the gaps typically been between the mangas
Evidently not
there's literally no info
so
we don't know
sad

Part 5 to Part 6 was 8 months
Part 6 to Part 7 was around that amount of time if not a tiny bit longer
All the other parts didn’t have gaps
burps I’m pretty JoJolion started a month after SBR
considering araki is older
roughly the same
And considering his original plan to retire at 60 (even though he also planned to make an 8th and 9th part when SBR was ongoing)

Araki should sell jojo to me so I can rename it bob’s bizzare outing

at least we know he won't retire until part 9 is finished
we all think that part 9 is the last right?
yeah
Na
Before it was announced, I thought 8 would be the last
bruh araki won't be doing no shit at 81
i wish he could
araki deserves his rest bro
but let's be realistic
Hopefully
he also deserves to rest a lot
No a rock human
He’ll probably die halfway through part 16
rock human + hamon user + stand user + spin user
I’m surprised that Araki was able to do weekly for 17 years to begin with
next jojo

What are the chances that next JoJo will be Yasuho’s kid? Percentages?
Araki is the ultimate life form, jojo is a biography
like 2 percent
araki said he liked the idea of doing a part in scotland
Shit-
kid moves to scotland

but he also wants morioh to appear again
kid comes back to morioh
We traveling then

nah not other part in morioh
i really like morioh but not again

Not even a 40 page long Josuke Yasuho hentai taking place in Morioh?
this dude-
that's calm tbh

Part 9 is set in prison after josuke wanted to go beyond the law😉
You have not answer my question
It was different enough in Part 8 to be good, but I hope it only appears briefly in part 9 if it’s to appear
same
only a small appearance
TIME FOR SCOTLAND LADSS
this is the next jojo by the way
Let’s see Joseph explain this one
It’s not a story the other Jojo’s would tell you
OI LAD AV IU EVA HED BOUTALEGEND OF JUNI JOUSTA???
star wars reference let's fucking go

based
Yeaaaa boi
i'm actually a huge sw fan myself
shittt yeah it was may 4th 2 days ago
Fuck Scotland, the part will take place In a galaxy far far away
wait he's ur favourite jedi too?
Hell yeah, I love the way he treats the clones
awesome
finished it yesterday
ok
Sir this was two days ago
read the gif it clearly says today's the 4th!
may the 4th be with you young padawan
Mando..? did you use to have a D4C pfp?
you know what
enough with all this powerful stand bullshit
what is the most useful stand
like stand that is actually really good and useful to us if we have massive problem
like homework for example
D4C so that you can do real magic tricks to like other people yk gotta get that money
cream starter may be useful imo
BEST Stand for Germaphobes is Wonder of U, so that they can't touch you AND they get to be injured because they dare try to
get rekt
rest in piss
that make sense
ok why do you think
tubular bells👨
That's not true, WoU works by intention, germs are indeed attracted to you but come on
nah like the people tryna touch you
oh and useful for women like getting groped and shiiiiiii yk what I mean, good for self defense
The ability to create life? Creating breathing living human hearts?
oh that is a really good point
@wheat solar, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !
i like that
No one will ever need to die waiting for a transplant
yay
pog
guys lets be real here, best Stand is the boiling water Stand from P6 you basically get free hot water
stays in Jojolion channel
lol
nice so you can bring someone to hell with you
part 6 is the only one i don't know much about
i watcched part 1 to 5 and read 7 and 8
So you skipped 6
got it
what about that turtle stand
i forgot the name
man read SBR very based but ya gotta not skip
before we found out it was coming out on october
so now i gotta read part 6
i would never skip a part lmao
Go read it 

you've prolly seen 1/3 of SO so just read starting at Ch. 51
i watched the anime
right before flaccid pancake
so like you finished the first batch?
yup
just read starting at 51
i wouldn't have skipped the manga if the second batch had been released in february
but well netflix
okay
Bruh this english translation for Jojolion that I'm reading is ass. Hopefully the VIZ ones are better
They don't call them stand users but first bodies. Like bruh the fuck is that translation?
damn
:C
Do u want a good link?
Netflix isn't responsible for delaying the release date, they are responsible for the batches
What would happen if Netflix wasn't involved would be the latter release of the first episode, since it would be weekly episode 10 would be released in like the end of February
The one i read didn't call them bodies lmao
what kind of website is he using
Sounds like duwang to me...
I wonder
I found the Netflix JoJo meme lmao
They call me 007
0 Respect
0 Braincells
7 months till next fucking 12 episodes
we all 007
born this way goated musical reference
Hi
man baby
me seeing Poor Tom getting that bitch gave me hope for love, Poor Tom real Sigma
yes
I think so
i dont think its ever stated
I don't remember any talk about their intelligence but most of them look smaeter
*smartee
*smarter fuck
they gotta be to survive
Also the fact that nearly every rock human in jojo is very rich or works in an advanced field
A lot of them are doctors
thats just the ones we see
That's mostly because of stealing the identity, but they do need to learn the job that they stole
i think most just live in the wilderness and dont interact with humans
It's not easy to be an architect or a doctor so they must be smart
^
Then again, Aisho was I think an attendant at a stadium so not every single Rock human is in a super hard job
Maybe some of them are smarter than average just like some humans are smarter
I thought it was stated that they're driven by nature to blend in with humans
i remember the opposite
I feel like most of them just chill
Can they even be considered humans tbh
It feels more like they're trying to copy humans
They have a similar structure but like
More than actually being them
most of them live by themselves, and some live in human society to leech off of it
Exactly
carbon
Regular humans are carbon based lifeforms
Right
Rock humans are silicon based lifeforms
Well that's a huge change from humans
That's their difference
I wonder if rock humans had a name for their species
Or did they just call themselves rock humans?
i think they called themselves that too
I think the name rock humans is just their nickname, not scientifically or anything
Since they have forms which look like rocks
That, i wonder if they could have a scientific name
Not anything canon
I love how we learn more about rock humans as a species than Tooru
The wasp part was so weird
But interesting
rock humans as a species are better than him ngl
It's kind of interesting because I think silicon based lifeforms are theorized to be possible in real life, something extraterrestrial
I loved those little parts of information about the species
Most rock humans felt cooler than tooru imo
They all died too quick imo
damo mv 😔
Damo my beloved
Yotsuyu lasted way too short
@mossy perch, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !
Just after his race was revealed
His death by the ocean was cool tho
I always forget about Dolomité
That scene where he gets electrocuted is so dumb
Imagine if josuke didn't accidentally kill him, and then he started helping the higashakatas for a little while
Like his gf was walking slowly to the electricity and he just stands there
That would be so cool
Wait was Dolomite confirmed dead?
Yotsuyu becoming a minor protagonist
I think so
no
they left him alone after he stopped attacking
and gave them info
Or simply Hank Schrader
Damo
Schmexy
Mine would be
Guardrail
jk mine would be
Perfection
and also Lion
rawr
Poor curses everyone want to break them
so sad
Radio gaga
Radio goo goo
good song
Radio googoo
lmao
Yes
so basically Radio Ga Ga is a song bout Radios
It's funny how we jojo fans just love memes where It's a stand explained with a different thing
Sped up
For ex
I agree of this
Poor John got Wonder Of U'd
CURAMITY
bro that's sad but like it's funny how he just straightens and falls 💀
Bruh i'm suffering from endless calamity but lovewise
POV: kid you trying to do Michael Jackson's leaning
damn
Bruh based on the song I used to think Wonder Of U was a stand that like controlled masses or made people follow him
You know how there's crowd cheering when the song ends
And like the way it is presented on those stand videos he looks so powerful and gracious
Let me search for the link
I would love to have WoU I'm a BIG Germaphobe
ok
Prince - Soft And Wet
Prince - Paisley Park
Snoop Dog - G Funk (Intro)
Lady Gaga - Born this way
Elvis - The Wonder of You
Hawkwind - Brainstorm
Nat King Cole - It's Only A Paper Moon
Sade - Pearls
Elvis Costello - Miracle man
Doobie Wah - Peter Frampton
Nat King Cole - Love Me As Though There Were No Tomorrow
The Beach Boys - Fun Fun Fun
every...
Like the way he gets presented here
At the end
So cool
yoo nice I've seen that one
sad
I can't explain it but it feels like sumn like that
SO TRUE!, like also the way it walks
it just gives off that kind of vibe I guess
So i took the calamity thang as controlling and that
dam
Like a leader
Anyways
I WAS BORN THIS WAY
PITONE WATCH OUT THERE'S AN OLD MAN WITH A CANE WALKING
ah shit, no worries bro he's just the head doctor
yeah at the university
Don't pursue
he seems like a nice guy
Make him pursue ur booty
He a sugar daddy
"Sorry Head Doc, but I'm Damo's"
Only Damo can pursue the thicness
Shee
I mean it's just there, like popped up for 3 chapters
It's ugly imo
lmao
And well the only worse one for the user is cheap trick
yeh
Pitone I dedicate Paisley Park to you
You are the girl in the seesaw
Yooo look at this
JOBEN SHAPIKATA
Nothing is sad in the story whoever shed tears for the maid or jobin have severe skill issues
I didn't cry while reading JJL tbh
The closest was when Josuke was crying while calling Holy his mom
YOOO

Exactly
What the fuck is that
Hercules beetle
Jobin's right path
It's quite pretty honestly
LMFAO
I like Beetles and Insects
I used to want an Ant Colony
Dang
Luffy got the Hercules
I just reached the part of jojolion where WOU is getting introduced and god damn i didnt think the plot could go any deeper 💀
bruh
the accuracy is too close
oh shit is he okay
It would've been funny if yasuho got ran over by that car
\
OH GOD
i mean ngl yasuho is kinda hot
(It's vital to the plot later trust me)
wait really?
i don't see how
OH WAIT OK
so it was required to make yasuho go criminally insane
💀 i was joking
yeah like the lisa lisa bath scene is important to the plot
but it is
trust me
im not into roleplay
pog
nice
Yeah that scene always weirded me out ngl🦦
araki explaining why a close up shot of yasuho's panties from multiple angles is necessary to the plot of part 8
I mean it's right there, Yasuho is hot
No she's not
so sad
Ugliest mother fucker on the planet
very sadsgs
bad taste in manga women
I’m going to send a pipebomb to your mailbox
You the type of person to think that girl from chainsaw man is hot

they are ;-;
Added to my collection
which one
BE READY
Agent this is going to be your comeback to being based...
||Do you think that Damo is very hot?||
Agent answer me!
Can I answer you
of course
Vitamin c is hot yea
v e r y b a s e d
thou can prove thyself worthy of being based well you already are and you can be more based
@tropic otter, Your Stand Rank is now level 29 !
I would marry him
I would let him rearrange my necklace
thank you schmorsie for saying that
No problem Pitone




