jojolion

[tame plover]

Kq don’t you get it

[minor ore]

You hate p 8 and 7 MV stands?

[tame plover]

Ticket to ride is a calamity stand like WoU

[minor ore]

[tame plover]

Mandom 🤮

You have a small iq

[placid swift]

toru don't need corpse parts for calamity, he's simply and literally built different

[tame plover]

Once Lucy cuts someone with her tears they are struck by constant bad luck or calamity

[brave geyser]

source?

[tame plover]

Araki

[brave geyser]

do you have even the slightest amount of proof that it has anything to do with the tear blades

[tame plover]

Yes

[brave geyser]

show

and jesus telling her to cut isn't proof

[tame plover]

!w ticket to ride

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Ticket_to_Ride

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Ticket to Ride

Ticket to Ride (涙の乗車券(チケット・ゥ・ライド), Chikettu Raido, lit. "Ticket of Tears") is the Stand used by Lucy Steel, featured in the seventh part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Steel Ball Run. It manifests as a set of abilities that will protect Lucy.

[tame plover]

Idk which chapter

Look at all the chapters listed

Boom

Proof

[brave geyser]

show panel

[placid swift]

ticket to ride is just wou but pregnant

[tame plover]

Pregnant tooru 😳

[brave geyser]

this is your fault tit

[tame plover]

Who is the father

[placid swift]

if you paste that into my computer's file search tab, you get a total of 49 results

[brave geyser]

haruno

[tame plover]

share in #Nsfw-Staff

[placid swift]

gotcha

some of it should go in #staff-furry tho

[tame plover]

If you send it as a package it should be allright prob

Anyways if tooru is pregnant who impregnated tooru

I would say Dr. wu

[placid swift]

i loved seeing calamity when josuke and rai were just like what the fuck

especially when it started raining

and then i realized that they have to defeat toru sooner or later so araki has to make up some bullshit way to out calamity

[sharp dune]

Nahhh you guys got that

the hell

[tame plover]

Yes and no

[minor ore]

I really wanna make a discord mod joke right now

[placid swift]

dewit

[tame plover]

Do it no balls

[minor ore]

Idk if I'm even allowed to say it

[placid swift]

do it while im copying the id

[tame plover]

I’ll get the ;mute ready

[placid swift]

[minor ore]

Calamity that

[woven anvil]

@minor ore has been muted
Reason: calamity is a bitch

Tachyon#0107 has been unmuted

[light swift]

Kek

[minor ore]

[sharp dune]

nahhhh

y’all really did homie like that

[light swift]

Ban them now

[minor ore]

[light swift]

[placid swift]

i am about to state a very controversial opinion

[brave geyser]

ban revi

[sharp dune]

He was just making a jokee nahhhhhh

wait

[sharp dune]

Dew it

[tame plover]

Gonna expose the staff right now

We are escalating

One of our channels is escalating

[light swift]

Mod exposed thread

[tame plover]

Into… the cursed

The horny if you will

[placid swift]

i think the requiem arrow was a better plot device to upgrade the mc's stand to defeat the main villain than josuke just so happening to be born with an anti-calamity bubble

[sharp dune]

damn

[tame plover]

requiem arrow??

[sharp dune]

I’ve seen some cursed jojo shit so I’m used to it

[light swift]

Not controversial + ratio

[tropic otter]

same

[brave geyser]

the requiem arrow was established to be able to beat king crimson long before the end

instead of 2 chapters

[sharp dune]

True

[sharp dune]

Damn

[light swift]

Re-introducing the arrows? Eh maybe

[brave geyser]

anyway fake jojo fan

[tame plover]

There already is requiem in sbr verse?

[orchid dagger]

i swear its apple juice

[light swift]

Where

[crisp vigil]

i am going to say something controversial

[brave geyser]

when you say your gonna say an "unpopular opinion" it needs to be one of the top 3 most widely help opinions in the fandom

otherwise ur not a real jojo fan

[tame plover]

When you collect 3 saint corpses your stand “evolves beyond all”

[crisp vigil]

pee > poo

[tame plover]

Based

[orchid dagger]

[light swift]

Not an arrow + ratio

[placid swift]

the equivalent of go beyond in part 5 would be like if giorno had revealed that his dio genes gave him an immunity to time-related abilities because of the world, and giorno proceeds to upgrade gold experience into [Gold Experience: Vento Aureo]

[tame plover]

It’s requiem tho

[light swift]

Yeah ur mom is requiem

[orchid dagger]

ur mom requiem

[tropic otter]

dam

[tame plover]

Soft and wet: jojolion

[orchid dagger]

soft and wet : your mom

[light swift]

Ah yes time immunity genes

[placid swift]

and the tease of it in the middle of the series would be giorno not being affected by timeskip or something

[tropic otter]

Tusk: Steel Ball Run

[orchid dagger]

gyros steel balls 😋

[minor ore]

Part 9 better be peak, or Araki will have to refine his writing once again for the finale part 10

[tropic otter]

Part 9 would be peak

[tame plover]

[Hermit purple: Battle tendency Stardust crusaders] is a mouthful

[tropic otter]

can't wait for the new Stand Rap God

[placid swift]

makes more sense than literally having your ability made out of infinitely rotating string that bends reality so hard that it voids the main villain's ability

[orchid dagger]

whats the ability

[tame plover]

But but rai said string spinny

[light swift]

Nah but it's cooler

[crisp vigil]

"watch yo tone"

[light swift]

[tropic otter]

I can't say it bro, I'm from the future bro it's gon' mess up the timeline

[minor ore]

If Araki makes Tone Deaf a stand, I'll forgive him for all his sins

[placid swift]

then the part 5 equivalent would be bucci saying that giorno didn't notice time skipping because he lived through it or some shit

[orchid dagger]

a smalll price to pay for salvation

[light swift]

The concept of go beyond is neat but....idk bypassing all? Deploying whenever you want?

[tame plover]

Ya

[orchid dagger]

it goes beyond ratios

[brave geyser]

does it let you make orange rhyme with banana

[orchid dagger]

its op

[tropic otter]

we just wait

[placid swift]

josuke did literally nothing to unlock go beyond

[tame plover]

Shit aim

[light swift]

Mhm

[minor ore]

Josuke > Giorno
Cope

[orchid dagger]

he was josuking

[brave geyser]

cant aim for shit even from point blank range

[tame plover]

He was really angery 😠

[placid swift]

at least giorno had to poke himself with a stick and get gold experience tetanus

[light swift]

That aint mean shit my man got his crippled grandpas genes aim assisting em

[minor ore]

Same with Jotaro's time stop

[placid swift]

yes

[orchid dagger]

jotaro gets a pass

[placid swift]

no he doesn't

[orchid dagger]

schchhhhh

[placid swift]

joot also has a shitty reason

[tame plover]

Mfer had to have Yasuho aim so he wouldn’t shoot Rai’s body instead of WoU

[orchid dagger]

joot???

[brave geyser]

he got pissed off

it's literally stated

[tame plover]

But he was pisser!1!1

[orchid dagger]

piss moment

[tame plover]

Piss man

[light swift]

Damn 5g do be reliable tho

[tame plover]

Imagine if he didn’t have connection 💀

[tropic otter]

when did this channel become a piss kink channel, we need to bring back Damo's Bitches

[orchid dagger]

he was pissing :scrm:

giorno loves piss (abachios)

[placid swift]

imagine if josuke had go beyond throughout the entire series and he just randomly tears holes in yasuho

[light swift]

5g is the mvp of jojolion

[minor ore]

Guys I know what beats WoU. Vitamin C

[orchid dagger]

if theres a hole theres a goal

[tropic otter]

Damo is peak

Damo carried JoJolion

[light swift]

Actually, i have a theory go beyond bubbles can only hit things under calamities aura

[brave geyser]

y

[minor ore]

Idk about that one chief

[light swift]

Ya saw the scene where josuke shot norisuke and it phased through him hitting only the doctor

[tame plover]

Hypothetical: Everytime Josuke gets a boner, go beyond activates. So in the early arcs Yasuho dies to go beyond where Josuke pricks her with his dick. Later on he gets depression and can’t get hard anymore so he looses his power but by the end he accepts himself and is able to remember the memory of his beloved Yasuho to get a boner and kill tooru

[light swift]

And as the doctor stated, whatever he touches is under calamites aura

And rai touched the doctor

Man got swissed

[tropic otter]

wow what a great story

[minor ore]

Creditless

[light swift]

????

That's just a theory ig

I mean

[tame plover]

Agent

[light swift]

Look at norisuke lol

[tame plover]

Did you like my story rework

[brave geyser]

a game theory

[light swift]

I'll read it in a second

What do you think of my theory

[tropic otter]

that's why it was called Soft and Wet bc before that Yasuho's death it was called Hard and Dry

[tame plover]

Also tit did you like the new way go beyond works and we find out about it

[minor ore]

Can I just level up already. I hate Kiss so damn much

[placid swift]

imagine during the damo fight, a giant fucking hole appears in damo's torso inexplicably, and that's when josuke figures out he has go beyond

[tame plover]

Tit rate story change

Also that would be cool

[light swift]

Okay then why was there no hole left in norisuke after josuke shot it into him

[tame plover]

Not sure if as cool as my idea

[placid swift]

why need yasuho to get a boner when he has joshu

[minor ore]

Scans?

[light swift]

can't get it atm I'll prob show later

Or storm can do it

[tame plover]

He tries to during his depression but it was a bubble of love hate relationship. So wild and destructive he could barely aim it

The line becomes unstable

[tropic otter]

I mean he should've teamed up with Damo to get a harder boner and now he gets Soft and Wet To Infinity and Beyond

[light swift]

Imagine a calamity where josukes boner slit somebodies throat 💀

[tame plover]

wtf man

[fluid mango]

Was this during shakedown road

When they saw the lady

[light swift]

The cock kills

[tame plover]

The killer cock

[placid swift]

it smashes someone's jaw off

[fluid mango]

His knee is huge

[light swift]

SHEESH

[fluid mango]

That's actually his third leg

[kind owl]

@fluid mango, Your Stand Rank is now level 33 !

[fluid mango]

Shut up

Cunt

[tropic otter]

nice

[placid swift]

the equivalent exchange went wrong

[tame plover]

Would be cool tho if instead of damo dying because of fucking heel stand, that he died by Go beyond, last remains of Kira’s ability

[tropic otter]

helo blingus

you still wanna join Damo's Bitches

[minor ore]

I think that was originally gonna be both his legs, then Araki forgot and drew him manspreading

[fluid mango]

hot

I mean what

[light swift]

I fucking hate how there was zero effort made by the family to stop jobin

[placid swift]

instead of go beyond, josuke learns how to launch the sheer heart attack, wou cannot stop it due to its sheer durability and he explodes, the end

[light swift]

Or protect norisuke

[fluid mango]

Well they were kinda confused

[fluid mango]

And Jobin could've done that to them

[light swift]

BRUH DAIYA IS OP

makes mfs forget they even have a stand

Or a goal in mind

[fluid mango]

Apparently if I try to send Jobin throwing fried chicken discord thinks it's explicit

[light swift]

Walking heart could've killed jobin

Seriously

Like

[fluid mango]

But she would need to lift her leg and then Jobin would use speed king the world and stop time

[light swift]

Where was arakis brain during that arc

[tropic otter]

dam

[fluid mango]

He needed to do that so that way he could die later

[light swift]

Man i wanna make a nsfw joke that has something to do with extending things

[tropic otter]

but she could've used Walking Heart Bites The Dust to rewind time

[light swift]

She could've used her cl-

[tropic otter]

oh

nice

so hornkee

[placid swift]

average kira launching his new ability vs average dumb josuke launching his new ability

wtf are you even punching josuke

[tropic otter]

he being big brain bro

[light swift]

I think its to perpel the bubble

[placid swift]

reminds me of that one time josuke barraged ojiro for no reason

[light swift]

Who

[placid swift]

the barrage did nothing actually, he was just trying to grab him

[light swift]

The fun fun fun guy?

[placid swift]

yea

[light swift]

Neato

[placid swift]

wtf was this barrage for

[light swift]

What was walking hearts stand user name

[placid swift]

haato?

[tropic otter]

Damo's Bitch too

[placid swift]

man literally doing warm-up exercises before grabbing

[light swift]

Yeah there could've been a nsfw scene with her and damo. She uses her extension ability on a certain part of his body

[tropic otter]

hmmm Fun Fun Fun, what cultural reference is that again? seems familiar

[sonic hollow]

Agent stop talking

[light swift]

Araki after introducing a stand only to never mention them ever again

[light swift]

Stop limiting my freedom of expression

[sonic hollow]

No

[tropic otter]

damn they could do that to me, not Haato, Damo

[light swift]

Hmmm

[tropic otter]

wait brb

!w Fun Fun Fun

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Fun_Fun_Fun

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Fun Fun Fun

Fun Fun Fun (ファン・ファン・ファン, Fan Fan Fan) is the Stand of Ojiro Sasame, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. When Ojiro stands above someone and their limbs are injured, Fun Fun Fun marks the wounded limb and can control it.

[hoary temple]

I love one off mentions of potentially cool concepts 😃

[tropic otter]

ohhh a Beach Boys song

[untold sleet]

is your pfp koro sensei

[light swift]

i hate wasted potential as big as those

[untold sleet]

i think that was his name

[hoary temple]

yeh

[tropic otter]

nice

[hoary temple]

[untold sleet]

pog

[minor ore]

[light swift]

shad up

[hoary temple]

you dont even know what im implying

[light swift]

Tell me

[hoary temple]

also holy shit traffic light

[light swift]

Lmao

WAIT

OH

Ohh

[hoary temple]

I wasnt I just smirked hoping you would create your own conclusions

[light swift]

I thought you were poking at my insecurities 💀

[hoary temple]

says a lot that thats what you thought of nglll

[untold sleet]

and then there's that one car (Agent)

[hoary temple]

jkjk

agent IS a car very true

[untold sleet]

that's in the middle of the fucking road

[light swift]

[placid swift]

i though the idea of wonder of you was a stupid writing decision, and had no idea how araki would find a weakness in its ability without bullshitting, then josuke hatched that plan of making the head doctor pursue him instead and was like oh so this is the way holy shit its genius and then go beyond appeared and it went back to bullshit

[light swift]

I always thought about remaking wou to not be a cluster fuck but less abilities

[hoary temple]

do it do it

wou agent ver

[untold sleet]

he couldn't think of a way to not attack him and not get calamity's smelly ass in his fface

[hoary temple]

🥴

oh gosh...

[placid swift]

make toru depressed

[alpine trench]

BuT iT wAs FoREshadoWed

[placid swift]

steal his girlfriend, burn his house, kill his friends

[light swift]

Like a smaller somewhat significant ability. It would be more fitting for tooru sense he's a backseat driver

[untold sleet]

his girlfriend already got stolen
by joshu

[tropic otter]

YOOOOOOO VERY POG

[alpine trench]

ah

[minor ore]

But what's wrong with the fact that Josuke didn't realise he had GB? it took Rai a while to eventually put the pieces together, but he really had it the whole time

[alpine trench]

Btw Wonder of Simping in a Jojo channel?

[alpine trench]

Yeah he had it the whole time

[hoary temple]

haha yes I descended

[placid swift]

the amount of foreshadowing that happened was like if part 6 completely skipped the heaven plan and pucci just gained made in heaven because it has 'heaven' in the name and dio talked about heaven alot

[alpine trench]

you mean you ascended

[light swift]

Tooru should be the cultivator of the rokakaka, not the owner of the organization. Since toorus ability is lack luster, he relies on rock bugs to do the fighting for him

[placid swift]

somehow only appeared in the final fight and nowhere else, conveniently learns how to fire it like 2 mins later

[tropic otter]

y e s, I have now become a traffic light

[light swift]

In a alt universe where it's not calamities

[tropic otter]

🚥

[alpine trench]

Tooru should have been a nurse

[hoary temple]

wasn't he

[light swift]

Im pretty sure he was

[alpine trench]

He was not

[light swift]

Oh

Ambulance

[alpine trench]

He was an intern

[tropic otter]

yo still no Tamaki Damo emoji?

[light swift]

Intern twink

[hoary temple]

he was in training ig

[light swift]

Valid

[hoary temple]

I hope tooru achieves his goal of working in the medical field

[alpine trench]

which makes no sense because he was supposedly in that hospital for decades

[minor ore]

You're forgetting that Josuke is the lion

It's a story about breaking a curse

[light swift]

Make toorus lore less dense then that

Like

[tropic otter]

traffic light noises

[light swift]

Less less dense, throw out when he met yas as a kiddo

[untold sleet]

part of his disguise

[hoary temple]

the craziest part is how tooru's hair inflated istg

[placid swift]

doesn't mean that josuke should just pull a curse-breaking ability out of his ass, part 7 being about johnny's journey to walk again doesn't mean he should start running out of nowhere either

[minor ore]

He didn't pull it out his ass. He always had it

[light swift]

"Oh my god i had this curse breaking ability all along!?!?!?! 🤯 "

[alpine trench]

A nurse would make so much sense, could go wherever, stayed in the hospital whenever and it already had been introduced as the nurse taking care of Holly

[placid swift]

ah yes, johnny always had the potential to walk too, he just didn't

[hard meteor]

is it even mentioned when and how rai even learned spin or how he completely figured out every function of go beyond in like a few panels

[alpine trench]

Plus first female main antagonist hey yo

[hard meteor]

i swear man that arc was all over the place

[placid swift]

araki quite literally speedrun it so that he could ship josuke and yasuho faster

[alpine trench]

Im pretty sure he figures it out in the "Tom Baby" arc

[alpine trench]

very based of him

[minor ore]

[light swift]

Snunck in at night to work on growing rokakaka

[alpine trench]

Hi Storm !

[tame plover]

nurses can be male

[tame plover]

hi

[alpine trench]

I mentioned the nurse taking care of Holly tho

[light swift]

Okay female tooru that's cool too

[minor ore]

The reason why it works is because the bubble doesn't exist. It's close to impossible to figure out he had it

[tame plover]

don't care didn't ask

[alpine trench]

??=Oksdhjdwe9osuilk?

[placid swift]

then why did it only start tearing holes in people in the final fight

[light swift]

The explanation should've been done like the flashes

[untold sleet]

araki planned for it to be foreshadowed but he just kept forgetting

[tropic otter]

brooo I can't believe there's no emo character in JoJolion, bc 2010s emo was like life, wid like the emo haircut, black clothes, lip piercing

[minor ore]

The situation called for it

[light swift]

Molecules moving so fast they phase through objects such and such

[untold sleet]

he didn't realise he had already written too many chapters

[light swift]

Where the fuck is nirvana

[tropic otter]

dam

[hard meteor]

it still shouldve been executed better,go beyond literally just pops up in the middle of the fight and rais like "your invisible bubble will fix everything josuke" without any prior buildup

[tropic otter]

Storm being savage

[light swift]

WHY ISNT YASUHO WEARING A NIRVANA SHIRT

[minor ore]

Lmao true

[light swift]

YASHUO NAME 3 SONGS

[tropic otter]

lmfao 🤣

[light swift]

Araki have consistent writing ability challenge

[minor ore]

Although I'm pretty sure Rai called attention to the spinning nature of Josuke's bubbles in the Ozone Baby fight

[placid swift]

imagine needing cringe spin training and character development in order to unlock your final ability, just have it since the beginning

[light swift]

💀

[placid swift]

johnny should've always had tusk act 4 with him since the first chapter

[minor ore]

Or maybe it was the Brainstorm fight

[light swift]

Josukes social issues should've been more explored for better characterization

[placid swift]

no training or rectangles needed, just pop it out during love train and solo valentine

[alpine trench]

Imagine unlocking it without training or character development, couldn't be any jojo character

[light swift]

Araki fucking WASTED the chance he had to take josuke to school

[minor ore]

Not a story about breaking a curse. Cope 😤

Jk

[hard meteor]

true wouldve destroyed the boom boom family ez clap

[alpine trench]

Would be boring

[light swift]

Uh huh yeah ur mom is boring. More characterization then ooo stand fight mystery enemies at every turn

[alpine trench]

I have your car keys

[light swift]

Have a rokakaka mobster pretend to be a student and spy on him

[light swift]

There's a bomb in my trunk

[placid swift]

actually, johnny would just have tusk act 3 at the beginning, but its dropped midway through the story and he just uses act 2 instead, but the gyro figures out that the protein in his nails are constantly spinning enzymes or some shit, and he randomly pulls out act 4 during the last volume for no reason, and also he had it the whole time btw

[fluid mango]

Josuke8 is cute

[alpine trench]

I moved that bomb to your ass

[light swift]

Ya know that guardian that appeared and spoke latin to gyro? That should've been like a piece to a whole stand

Like a puzzle piece

To make one big stand

Jesus's stand omg 😍

[placid swift]

araki went out of his way to make go beyond look lame as shit

[light swift]

Yes even if he's dead the stand still lingers

[placid swift]

what's more fun to look at than an invisible object

[light swift]

Strongly

Heavily

[untold sleet]

Jesus is the stand

[light swift]

Your mom is the stand

[untold sleet]

What's my mom?

[minor ore]

The stand

[light swift]

At my store buying beer

[untold sleet]

is she playing mahjong too

[limber sky]

where can i buy jojolion mangas in english

[untold sleet]

nowhere

[tropic otter]

well in

the future

[alpine trench]

you can't buy jojolion, you can't buy SBR and you can't buy Stone Ocean

Plus 3/4 of VA

All because the translations are decades behind

[timid summit]

So ready for SO, SBR, and JJL hardcovers though fr

It'll only take uhhhh.... 50-60 years

[minor ore]

Wonder which will happen first. All hardcovers released, or all anime episodes released

[fluid mango]

Grin

I fucking love josuke so much

[minor ore]

Why he run like that

[fluid mango]

Cause

[crisp vigil]

he’s a goofy funky fella

soft and wet squaring up rn in that picture

[alpine trench]

it's the most effective type of running tho

[fluid mango]

He's just so

I kin

Him

[fierce fog]

glad to be here with all 4 other jojolion fans💯💯‼️

[amber lion]

jojolion best jojo

[sinful bramble]

Official translations are 25 years behind and the anime adaptation is 21 years behind, life’s tough as a JoJo fan smh smh

[fluid mango]

Nut King Call, detach that man's penis

[untold sleet]

are you reading jjl rn bingus

[crisp vigil]

No

I see no JoJolion

[sinful bramble]

Just some Chadshu

[light swift]

I still don't understand the "fuse substances" part

Ok so fuse water and a tile of steel?

How does that work

[raven olive]

He really is one of the best characters in all of JoJo

Josuke I mean

[woeful zinc]

hehe. tooru spotted

[alpine trench]

Thank you for this information Jojo07 I will now go cry besides my book less shelf

[crisp vigil]

Take down the shelf

ez

[amber lion]

become one with the shelf

ez

[raven olive]

Be like me, collect other comics and manga

[alpine trench]

I could do that

but

everything else is mid

[raven olive]

Collect
I N V I N C I B L E

[alpine trench]

Never

[raven olive]

Oh….

Ok..

[alpine trench]

the shelf is tougher than me

Could prob survive a nuke tbh

[amber lion]

every time i hear that name i keep thinking of ok go

this is a curse

not even sundowner is safe

[sharp dune]

damn

[raven olive]

Sundowner was eternal, his meme will outlive all of us

[crisp vigil]

i pray for your safety

[alpine trench]

Im facing internal bleeding

The shelf barely missed my heart

But I don't think I can make it

[amber lion]

with the power of friendship and utter bs beat the shelfs ass

[fluid mango]

Prolly a translation error

[raven olive]

Not even the first compendium, with over 1000 pages and all in color for forty USD?

Bro cracked the code

[fluid mango]

You Hamburgled my heart

[amber lion]

and lemme guess the star shaped birth mark is a tattoo?

[raven olive]

Yes, as a way of blending in

[stone flare]

what even are the wall eyes, i forgot

[raven olive]

A natural phenomenon born from multiple earthquakes in Morioh

[tropic otter]

😱 so he adopted an actual Joestar? Jolyne was the one with the Star, Jotaro was one of the enemies of the Joestars so he blended in and adopted a Joestar and killed the parents then became one

[sinful bramble]

!w Wall Eyes

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Wall_Eyes

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Wall Eyes

The Wall Eyes (壁の目, Kabe no Me) are a geologic phenomenon featured in JoJolion.

[sinful bramble]

There you go

They’re more or less devil’s palms

[stone flare]

so it has nothing to do with stands

[amber lion]

uhhhh

[stone flare]

yeah i know they have the power of the fruit, but im just talking about how the cliffs and holes came to be

[untold sleet]

doesn’t it give stands?

[raven olive]

Also the starfish he studied in Morioh was actually a rock animal

[amber lion]

i mean unless jesus had a stand that made the wall eyes and devil palms then maybe

[hard meteor]

they do

they are moriohs version of a devils palm

[stone flare]

and why do people get bite marks from it

[sinful bramble]

Because

Johnny’s bug bite fetish lives on after his death

That’s why

Arako told me

[hard meteor]

unknown the story doesnt properly explain it but its presented as an indicator for a stand ability ignore the fact 2 of the people who get them already have stands

[raven olive]

Is he a rock impersonating Araki?

[untold sleet]

their stands got stronger

[raven olive]

I has a questIOn: so if Hato or any secondary child had children, will they contract the rock disease?

[hard meteor]

No the disease itself is gone

[raven olive]

Damn, Josuke is a G

Kaato too

[fluid mango]

A blessed land

Blessing fron the earth

[sharp dune]

Devils palms aren’t bad

Free stand

Epik 👍

[onyx marsh]

Y

[raven olive]

Yeah? But does it also give you a really badass scar? I don’t think so

[sharp dune]

HOMIE PULLIN UP WITH THE AMONGUS PFP

LES GOOO

[sharp dune]

Does the scar matter that much

Stand

[fluid mango]

What

[raven olive]

Yes. Everyone will be able to see it, a stand not so much

Would you fuse with Joshu, to save the world

[sharp dune]

Yes

I love his cut

[raven olive]

You are smart

[sharp dune]

sarcasm moment

[raven olive]

No

Too many people shit on Joshu

It’s time we take our place back

[crisp vigil]

Joshu praise is funny until the JoJo fans become JoJo fans and ruin the joke

Like all the rest

[sharp dune]

True

[raven olive]

The cycle repeats itself, like everything else

[alpine trench]

Hold on

[sharp dune]

Let’s hope they won’t re-enact this scene

Wait

Imma get panel

[alpine trench]

Bingus?

That you?

[crisp vigil]

It’s Storm!

[alpine trench]

holy shit

I wanna be storm too

[raven olive]

New JoJo discord lore?

[sharp dune]

🎶You didn’t have to cut me off🎶

[raven olive]

They managed to dodge the Trish nipple slip, but who knows

[alpine trench]

Im a changed man

[crisp vigil]

True!

[alpine trench]

Im a different man

It's almost like im wearing a different skin

[crisp vigil]

Who’s skin did you take

[alpine trench]

hmm I wonder

[fluid mango]

I wonder.

[alpine trench]

hey hold on

[alpine trench]

Storm is that you?

[fluid mango]

Yes.

[alpine trench]

It's like im looking at a mirror

[fluid mango]

I agree.

[sharp dune]

nahhh

we need more storms

[alpine trench]

We need the whole Storm crew

[sharp dune]

send me the pfp

[alpine trench]

storm please delete

I already sent it

[fluid mango]

Okay

Sorry storm

[alpine trench]

Thanks Storm, u are a good guy

[fluid mango]

You too storm

[alpine trench]

Right back at you Storm

[tropic otter]

yo sup Storm

[sharp dune]

not finished yet

[alpine trench]

the evolution

[tropic otter]

yo can I become a Storm too?

[alpine trench]

Join us

[tropic otter]

lesgoooo

[sharp dune]

Need the color

[manic lark]

there is going to be a huge storm

[sharp dune]

Frick

[manic lark]

(no, too lazy to join, will just observe)

[alpine trench]

crimson

[fluid mango]

Crimson is gone

[alpine trench]

wait happy camper

[fluid mango]

The role

[sharp dune]

I know but I don’t see the letter in the reactions

[fluid mango]

Yeah use happy camper

[sharp dune]

Noooo

[tropic otter]

ok so with the color too?

[fluid mango]

It's the closest

[alpine trench]

Yeah, I guess im the only one

Im the true storm

[sharp dune]

a

what

Frick

[fluid mango]

We are all storm.

[alpine trench]

We are all storm

[fluid mango]

Remove purple

There.

One of us.

[sharp dune]

look guys

yo storm.

[fluid mango]

Omg its storm

[alpine trench]

@placid swift does this count as roleplaying? NAH

[fluid mango]

Hi storm

[sharp dune]

yooooo storm

[alpine trench]

You guys are all very handsome ngl

[sharp dune]

long time no see storm

[fluid mango]

Storm, Storm and Storm are typing

[sharp dune]

Yea true

[fluid mango]

Yes we are

[sharp dune]

storm

[fluid mango]

Yes?

[alpine trench]

yes?

[sharp dune]

Python get yo storm profile up n running boi

[sharp dune]

Nah I was referring to myself guys

y’all look good today

[alpine trench]

Oh sorry about that storm

[fluid mango]

You too storm

[alpine trench]

I already apologized storm

[fluid mango]

I was saying they looked good too

[tame plover]

Stop

This bannable

[alpine trench]

Oh no the original

[fluid mango]

Fake storm

[tame plover]

Fun and all but enough

[alpine trench]

retreat

[tame plover]

I will end up muting you

[fluid mango]

Rub

[sharp dune]

Fuck

[fluid mango]

Run

[tame plover]

Don’t speak till you change

[tropic otter]

hello fellow Storms

[sharp dune]

oi

[tropic otter]

owait the name

[sharp dune]

This better

[sharp dune]

No no no

Stop stop stop

[fluid mango]

Change back

[sharp dune]

Its Bannable

[alpine trench]

hmm

[fluid mango]

Hurry

[tropic otter]

ah shi

ok

[alpine trench]

retreaaat

[woven anvil]

@tropic otter has been muted for: 20 minutes
Reason: change your name in this time

[sharp dune]

Sad guys

[alpine trench]

Oh no

[sharp dune]

Mission failed

[alpine trench]

We got one killed

[sharp dune]

NOOOO

MY FRIEND

MY HOMIE

[alpine trench]

He was a good soldier

[fluid mango]

Phew I changed in time

[sharp dune]

I pulled him into this

[woven anvil]

@alpine trench has been muted for: 20 minutes
Reason: you don’t leave without punishment don’t impersonate staff

[sharp dune]

Fuck man

[woven anvil]

@sharp dune has been muted for: 20 minutes
Reason: don’t impersonate staff

[fluid mango]

Ug oh

Can I stay

Pls

Pls no

[woven anvil]

@fluid mango has been muted for: 20 minutes
Reason: you know

[tame plover]

Y’all can’t beat the original bitches

[manic lark]

can i say a joke about this situation?

[tame plover]

You may

[manic lark]

self mute smh

[tired mirage]

that was a hilarious joke

[sinful bramble]

What happened here

Like they impersonated staff but how

[tired mirage]

set their names and pfps to storms

hugo made storms about me his also

[sinful bramble]

That means they impersonated denizens, not mods
I call for their mutes to be reduced by 5 minutes!

[tired mirage]

i think you shouldnt talk

bitch

[sinful bramble]

You substitute letters for numbers in your username.

[tired mirage]

deizens are staff

[tired mirage]

[sinful bramble]

Lesser beings

[tired mirage]

THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN JOJOLION

[sinful bramble]

Everyone knows that unless you’ve been in the server for 5 years and have every role, you’re pathetic

So, I am also pathetic

[tropic otter]

so sad

[alpine trench]

So true

[sharp dune]

we are free

[tropic otter]

yes

now I can talk about how I we love Damo

[sharp dune]

yes

[fluid mango]

Back

[tropic otter]

Front

what

[fluid mango]

What

🤨

I didn't say anything

[tropic otter]

yeah it probably was just an hallucination, I saw you send a Smirk emoji but like nah you don't do that

so it was nothing

[fluid mango]

I would never

So how was. Ur day

[tropic otter]

I mean it was good, the day just started yk cuz it's 1AM

ah shucks I hallucinated again

[fluid mango]

Lmao

[tropic otter]

I ain't getting enough sleep

[fluid mango]

Where are you? Like what country

[tropic otter]

well I'll tell you my continent, I'm from Asia

[fluid mango]

Asia

I thought that was a country

💀

[tropic otter]

💀

phew the hallucinations are gone

[wispy lion]

[sharp dune]

Bro 💀💀💀

[wispy lion]

identity theft is not a joke (remember that kids)

[sharp dune]

True

Its 19:43 here

I live in the Netherlands it’s pretty cool here

[tropic otter]

nice

[sharp dune]

We have cheese

But I don’t like cheese

[tropic otter]

very nice

very sad

[sharp dune]

I was born in the wrong country

[tropic otter]

dam

Netherlands... country above Belgium?

[alpine trench]

Yeah that's correct Rohan

[tropic otter]

yes it is Hugo

[sharp dune]

Yes

[wispy lion]

look hear me out

I’m the real rohan

it says it in my name

[tropic otter]

nice nice, I learnt it from Math 😎

[wispy lion]

rohan (real)

[alpine trench]

And how do I know that the real is also real?

[wispy lion]

uh

[sharp dune]

Math???

[wispy lion]

there’s 2 of us

[sharp dune]

Wut

[wispy lion]

we’re twins yes

[tropic otter]

I am Big Brain lmfao

[sharp dune]

how do you even learn it with math

[tropic otter]

bc I am big brain

lol

[sharp dune]

Your like 20 x 42/50 aaaaannnndd yup that’s the Netherlands

[tropic otter]

yeah

totally

[sharp dune]

imma go eat now brb

[tropic otter]

I was like so that's how these are congruent and there's Czechoslovakia and next to Germany to the left is Netherlands

[wispy lion]

i am literally isolated from the world but at the same time I’m not

[sharp dune]

aaahhh

under England is how I memorize it

Or next to Germany

[tropic otter]

nice

I don't even know most of the countries near mine and I know all the European countries bruh 💀

[sharp dune]

Same I know nothing about geography outside of Europe

[timid light]

[tropic otter]

dam

I've been listening to the same song for 2 hrs now

[sharp dune]

what song

damn i didnt even know my spotify was on

[tropic otter]

dam

[tropic otter]

It's Only A Paper Moon by Nat King Cole, Idk I just have it on and I don't rlly got nuttin' to do

[sharp dune]

Tsuguri song moment

[sharp dune]

bro i didnt read the "dont rlly"

i thought you said you got nutting to do

i was scared

[tropic otter]

I got nuttin' to do 💀

lmfaoooo

[sharp dune]

well as long as its over damo its fine

[tropic otter]

yeah

it's all good

[sharp dune]

no worries

[tropic otter]

lol

[sharp dune]

what are some good jojo reference songs

[raven olive]

People don’t believe me when I say I’ve been listening to Queen, RHCP, Foo Fighters and Pearl Jam before I got into JoJo

It got really annoying

[tropic otter]

lmfao same

[sharp dune]

lmao

i mean same with queen and foo fighters but damn how do ppl think listening to queen is cuz getting into jojo

like wtf

its a very famous band

[tropic otter]

Speed King, Sheer Heart Attack, Killer Queen, Made in Heaven, King Nothing, Wonder of U, Idk... all of them, like I could listen to all the song references and not get tired

Highway to Hell

[sharp dune]

same araki got music taste

[tropic otter]

Bohemian Rhapsody

Roundabout

[sharp dune]

we need a dancing in the moonlight stand

[raven olive]

JoJo really think that we’re incapable of being fans of these bands without the influence of jojo

[sharp dune]

which makes you dance in the moonlight

[tropic otter]

lol

[raven olive]

Though I do like listening to Pink Floyd

[sharp dune]

nhice

[tropic otter]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[sharp dune]

DAAAHHHHTII DIZU DAN DATO CHIPU

[raven olive]

Also Rolling Stones, I’ve only heard one song from them before JoJo, Jumpin Jack Flash

[tropic otter]

dojy~~aaan

[tropic otter]

ohh cool

[sharp dune]

true

its even in my status

[tropic otter]

lol nice status

[raven olive]

Ayyyye

[sharp dune]

dojy~~~aan is one of the best ability cries

fax

the voice actors voice is very nice too

very soothing

[tropic otter]

I'm now matching pfps wid my Discord son so pretty cool

[raven olive]

*dojy~ans while beating the shit out of you

[tropic otter]

so true

[sharp dune]

id be okay with the beating the shit out of me part, if he says dojyaaan im all fine

added a comma

sicc

[raven olive]

I was unlucky with Keith David not being Pucci, maybe Liam Neeson can be Funny Valentine

[sharp dune]

damn

why they gotta call it filthy acts at a reasonable price tho ;-; 💀

[raven olive]

I’m reaching but he has a nice voice for dub

[tropic otter]

I mean they call it D4C so probably no Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price introduction

[sharp dune]

what are they gonna call vitamin c, supplement f or smth

[raven olive]

Deficien C

[tropic otter]

[tropic otter]

[raven olive]

Or Deficien-C

[sharp dune]

did you guys know that vitamin c was such a good idea that they made it a real thing

its now in foods and shit

could you believe that

[tropic otter]

they gon call King Nothing, Monarch Not There or something

[timid summit]

Same with I Am A Rock, they made rocks a real thing

[raven olive]

I’m thankful that tangerines and lemons came into existence since JoJolion

[tropic otter]

they fucking called it I, Rock

[sharp dune]

any sick shit to draw from jj;

jjl

[raven olive]

In Eyes of Heaven it’s called King of Nothingness

[tropic otter]

that kinda sounds cool

[tropic otter]

Damo vs Kira

[sharp dune]

baron not there

[tropic otter]

lmao

[sharp dune]

wait

[raven olive]

Ngl I was hoping they’d keep the whole Emperor naming scheme like with Emperor Crimson

[sharp dune]

baron aint here and captain over here

[raven olive]

Call him Emperor Null

[tropic otter]

like b4 Kira became gloop, when Kira just met him and he sent out KQ

[sharp dune]

kinda hard tho

[tropic otter]

oh yeah bc many h a n d s

[sharp dune]

nahhh

[tropic otter]

if Kira4 was fighting Damo he would get a boner while fighting lmfao

[raven olive]

The Jester took down the Queen

[sharp dune]

true, damos hands are so soft and moisty

[tropic otter]

yo that's cool way to see it

[sharp dune]

i feel unholy saying that

[tropic otter]

😩

[tropic otter]

Emperor Zero

[sharp dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-tooru-gif-20441694

sick tooru

or its toru now

but still

[tropic otter]

nice

I still call him Tooru

[sharp dune]

same

[raven olive]

God that name is so ducked

[kind owl]

@raven olive, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[sharp dune]

ngl when are they gonna color the last 8 chapters

[tropic otter]

well it's Toru in the english

[raven olive]

Fucked*

[sharp dune]

i wanna see them colored too

[tropic otter]

but in Japanese it's still Tooru

[tropic otter]

prolly never

[raven olive]

But I wanna see Tooru’s guts spilling out in HD colors

[tropic otter]

https://c.tenor.com/7zKZuIk31GEAAAAM/bird-dance.gif

[tropic otter]

tru

[mossy perch]

i will

[raven olive]

In all seriousness how are they going to color the Go Beyond bubbles

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-tooru-jojolion-jojolion-tooru-tat-jojo-gif-20883721

[mossy perch]

probably some yellowy shade idk

[tropic otter]

nice

[tropic otter]

like the one on the left

wait I got one that's easy

here

super cool panel

[raven olive]

Josuke would wield a purple light saber, he has that grey area energy

[tropic otter]

ye

[sharp dune]

damn

nice

saw a sick josuke picture too

[tropic otter]

show

[mossy perch]

that pic goes hard, mind if i screenshot

[tropic otter]

yeh

wait no

lmfao I read it as don't mind if i screenshot

I'll find the original panel

[raven olive]

It really do be like that sometimes

[tropic otter]

true

it was the Chapter where they took a branch of the rokakaka right?

[raven olive]

Same energy

[tropic otter]

tru

found the panel

[raven olive]

Shit Now I want a Yoshikage Kira 8 ova

[tropic otter]

dam, same

[raven olive]

His Killer Queen was really cool too

[tropic otter]

yooo very cool

[tropic otter]

yeh it had a nice pose

[sharp dune]

its kinda meh but I like the meh in this one yk

Just lookin

Thinking abt who he is

abt his lost memories

[sinful bramble]

KQ8 > KQ4

[raven olive]

He looks a lot less depressed knowing that he no longer has to watch his stand user attempt many sexual acts with a disembodied hand

[sinful bramble]

I mean, he never had to to begin with here, considering it’s a new continuity

But I get what you mean

[raven olive]

I wonder if there’s someone in Yasuho’s family that has Echoes

That’d be pretty cool

[sharp dune]

They did my boy okuyasu dirty

[tropic otter]

yeah

?

[sharp dune]

Made him appear a couple times

As a side character

[raven olive]

He had to go to school

[sharp dune]

he was the maiden

from the higashikata mansion

they made my boy go from chad main character to virgin minor antagonist

[raven olive]

Get a phd in child psychology

[sharp dune]

huh

am I missing something

[sinful bramble]

Yasuho’s dad isn’t in the picture anymore so it’s just her and her mom
I doubt her mother has enough motivation to go outside considering she just plays PS3 games all day

Plus the only “returning” stands from the original continuity have been TW and KQ

Which both had slight differences

[raven olive]

Okuyasu is getting a phd in child psychology

[sharp dune]

True

[sinful bramble]

(TW has 10s TS but TWAU has 5s)
(How KQ8 generates bombs is different)

[raven olive]

The World High Voltage only has 5 seconds because Diego is a human, no supernatural abilities like DIO does

[mossy perch]

i never knew it was called high voltage lamo

[tropic otter]

it was?

[raven olive]

I’m pretty sure it’s not, I just call it because it the name of the arc

[tropic otter]

thought it was just the Arc name

[mossy perch]

it appears in google as high voltage but just in roblox

[tropic otter]

anyway nice AC/DC reference

[mossy perch]

i like the part 3 design better imo

all yellow reminds me of RHCP

[raven olive]

Plus imo it’s a pretty badass name

[raven olive]

In the manga p3 The World was also all yellow

[mossy perch]

huh

never noticed

[raven olive]

They’ll probably change it

Give him a skin tone but keep the armor yellow

[tropic otter]

Vitamin C and Killer Queen Arc was pretty awesome

[sharp dune]

true

[tame plover]

peak jojo

[sinful bramble]

[raven olive]

Do you think that Damo would attack Josuke in that sidewalk if he didn’t punch his head into sand?

[tropic otter]

ppl who think that Vitamin C and Killer Queen Arc is very cool

[raven olive]

Honestly my favorite midterm arc in JoJo

[sinful bramble]

Why thank you

[tropic otter]

I mean he was runnin', he tryna live

[tropic otter]

no problem fellow Sigma

[raven olive]

I mean sure, but do you think that if Josuke were to hesitate a little bit, Damo would go in for a last resort attack in a typical “YOU FOOL JOJO!!” Moment?

[tropic otter]

would be a very cool moment

then boom JoJolion ends

or the Family becomes the MCs

[raven olive]

Vitamin C tries to attack but is out-speeded by Soft & Wet smashing his fist into Damo’s skull

[tropic otter]

lmfao

first time I saw Damo's death to me it looked like Soft & Wet hit him by extending itselbow

[raven olive]

Reverse Uno

Naw that’s a nasty right hook if I seen any

[tropic otter]

yeah

I was like tired at the time and didn't really get wtf was happening

[raven olive]

“Huh, S&W hit him with his elbow… ain’t that something”

[tropic otter]

lmfao

[mossy perch]

vale chavales quien mas se une a un lol

[mossy perch]

same

my confusion with jojos basically consists of me reading late at night not getting what the fuck was going on

[raven olive]

Nah I was imagining what you might’ve thought at that moment

[tropic otter]

I was like "wtf did this thing just do that"

[mossy perch]

literally me reading diego's death

"huh his head is missing... that's a sight to behold isn't it"

[tropic otter]

yeah I didn't see the quotation marks lmfao

[tropic otter]

lmao 😂

[mossy perch]

or jobin's death

i had to check if he was actually dead

same with rai

[tropic otter]

same I was like 🧐 hmmm

so sad

[raven olive]

Jobin’s death for me was a constant thing of me going “ok, then here comes Jobin for one last cool moment” each chapter lmao

[sinful bramble]

The Jobin cope

[mossy perch]

literally

[raven olive]

Rai I knew instantly was dead

[mossy perch]

i wasn't the biggest fan of jobin but i was like "huh where tf is jobin"

even kaato had a comeback, jobin didn't

[mossy perch]

i know it's not the same but after he survived the fight with ozone baby i was expecting the same

[tropic otter]

very sado, Jobin isn't dead bro he was just playin' with y'all

[mossy perch]

anyways fuck rai he mistreated yasuho

[raven olive]

In the end Jobin became the King of Nothingness

[mossy perch]

like a winter vacation

[tropic otter]

so sad

[sinful bramble]

Jobin became nothing (crying)

[raven olive]

He makes some bomb ass fruits tho, I might go bankrupt buying his whole stock