jojolion

[pliant gate]

I wanna be female Josuke for Halloween this year i need to start on that lowkey

[wispy lion]

i have all the manga vols in Japanese since my English sucks but i think i just lost my vol1 jjl one

[pliant gate]

NOOOOO

[wispy lion]

[sharp dune]

I have 4 vols of diu and one of pt 5 oh ye and I got myself one of 3 yesterday so pretty happy with my collection

[sharp dune]

Box sets or

cuz damn

[sonic hollow]

You got them cause your English sucks and not cause you’re Japanese

[wispy lion]

yes. no speek this eng

[pliant gate]

I only have one diu and one vento aureo cuz I’m tryna save money

[sharp dune]

imagine being better at Japanese than English and not living in Japan

Damn

[wispy lion]

i would get english to help improve my knowledge in the language but I’d have a stroke reading it

[crisp vigil]

I own 11 JoJoniums
Japanese volumes would be cool though

[wispy lion]

boxes yea

[sharp dune]

Same but it’s hard to save money cuz jojo epikkkk

[pliant gate]

Especially w all the already confusing stuff that happens in jojo

[sharp dune]

Damn

[pliant gate]

For real 🤩

[sonic hollow]

I own all of part 1 and 2, 4 volumes of part 3, 3 (or 4?)volumes of DiU

[wispy lion]

yea I’d probably stop reading

[sharp dune]

I want to be able to speak and read Japanese so bad

[pliant gate]

I love that for you

[pliant gate]

Same so i can have part 7 manga 🤩

[kind owl]

@pliant gate, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[wispy lion]

yeah feel bad for the outsiders bro

[mossy perch]

I read jojos in english but my mother language is spanish

[sharp dune]

And pt 8

[wispy lion]

(get me out of here please)

[sharp dune]

and just

Cheap manga

[pliant gate]

So true bestie

Oh shit new stand

[sharp dune]

Instead of these 20 dollar books

[crisp vigil]

Japanese is cool and all but I wouldn’t learn it just for JoJo

[sharp dune]

Daaaammnnn

[pliant gate]

Exactly

[wispy lion]

people who learn a new language just because of a show makes me question myself

[sharp dune]

I f u c k i n g w o u l d

Anime too

[wispy lion]

the amount of foreigners I’ve met here telling me they learned it bc of anime astounds me

[sharp dune]

no more subtitles to read

[sonic hollow]

I’m gonna learn Japanese to read my mangas the day they come out in Japan instead of just waiting 2 days for them to be translated

[crisp vigil]

If I’m learning a foreign language I’m using it for more than fucking television

[sharp dune]

you can get manga cheap

[sharp dune]

physical hits different

[pliant gate]

I know who friends who took Japanese but they’re also going into the military and want to be stationed there so 💀

[wispy lion]

goddamn

[sonic hollow]

Yea they’d probably hurt if you got hit with them

[wispy lion]

i can confirm they do

the shop owner threw the manga at me because he was in a silly goofy mood

[sharp dune]

they hurt differently than getting slapped with pc’s yk

I want to live in Japan

[wispy lion]

trust me you don’t

[sharp dune]

Its beautiful

[wispy lion]

this place is horrible

It’s bad

[sharp dune]

Why tho

[wispy lion]

It’s actually one of the worst places to live in

[crisp vigil]

how wacky, insane, bonkers, and coo coo pawonky lonky

[sonic hollow]

I feel like everywhere is just a bad place to live

[mossy perch]

Inresd jojos online

*i read

Where do y'all live

[sonic hollow]

There’s always someone that says that the place they live sucks

[sweet dune]

I heard japan is expensive as hell if you plan on going there

[sharp dune]

Everyone is acting like they live in hell nowadays

[mossy perch]

Me

[sharp dune]

Why tho

[pliant gate]

True 💀

[wispy lion]

Horrible work schedules, really horrible pay, the awful treatment, expensive, the horrible high rates of things I’d rather not say

like you work 16hours

[sonic hollow]

I am not an exception of this

[sharp dune]

same I’m happy with where I live

[wispy lion]

like I’d kill to go back to America

[pliant gate]

Also I’m gonna dip i gotta go take care of some stuff but it’s nice talking to you guys

[mossy perch]

I live in Argentina and let's say it sucks

[wispy lion]

cya bro

[mossy perch]

At least economically

[wispy lion]

[sharp dune]

Cya take care

[sonic hollow]

Stay far far away from New Mexico

The funny breaking bad state is awful to be in

[mossy perch]

It has great things

But you don't want to live here

[crisp vigil]

the one non-american i’ve seen online say something about it in a positive light

[wispy lion]

literally

[sharp dune]

I live in the Netherlands and it’s great

it looks good

[sweet dune]

Have you been to Albuquerque

[pliant gate]

I live in Florida #jojoreference

[sharp dune]

And i hate heat

And it’s cold here

[mossy perch]

[sharp dune]

most of the time

[wispy lion]

someone suggested Florida, another person suggested Washington

[sonic hollow]

** I fucking live there**

[sharp dune]

oof

[sweet dune]

BASED

[crisp vigil]

Hi I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I.

[mossy perch]

JESSE

[sonic hollow]

NO ITS NOT

[mossy perch]

WE NEED TO

[wispy lion]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mossy perch]

Saul goodman, speedy justice for you!

[sweet dune]

YOU CAN GO TO LOS POLLOS HERMANOS

[sonic hollow]

THAT PLACE DOESNT EXIST

[mossy perch]

Bro i'd kill to visit los pollos hermanos

[crisp vigil]

LOS POLLOS HERMANOS ❤️❤️

[sharp dune]

isn’t that place fake

[wispy lion]

LOS POLLOS HERMANOS

[mossy perch]

There are real places

COME TO LOS POLLOS HERMANOS

[sweet dune]

IT DOES

[crisp vigil]

I feel bad for the people living in Wally White’s house

[untold sleet]

tempted to learn japanese
but i don’t think i’d want to do it now and idk where to even start

[mossy perch]

Bro gus's Spanish is awfuñ

[sharp dune]

Are there real places??!-///‘!!122!1??!21!31!21?

[sweet dune]

There is an actual los pollos hermanos in Albuquerque

[sonic hollow]

She’s actually a massive asshole

[mossy perch]

Yes.

[sharp dune]

nahhh

[untold sleet]

no

[wispy lion]

start with Hiragana as it’s the easiest
Then katakana
Kanji is very important but also hella difficult so I’d leave it last or after Hiragana

[mossy perch]

Breaking Bad peakest fiction next only to JJBA

[untold sleet]

i mean i know kanji because of my cantonese

[wispy lion]

oh then it shouldn’t be too hard for you

[crisp vigil]

jjba is a low peak
bb is high peak

they are not the same

[untold sleet]

though my cantonese is really bad even though it shouldn’t be so

[sharp dune]

I hear so many ppl saying English is hard but is it really that hard

tho

[mossy perch]

They are both peak

Breaking Bad is better

But both are peak

[pliant gate]

Come to Florida I’ll give you a tour so you’re not around the drug addicts

[sharp dune]

n o

Damo

[mossy perch]

The only time i visited the us i went to Florida

[wispy lion]

ddrrug addicts

[sweet dune]

I learned it without even studying

[sharp dune]

Same

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-walter-white-sus-face-app-gif-23028540

[sweet dune]

Idk how

[untold sleet]

yeah
sometimes its fun seeing kanji and going “hey i know that word”
istg though the amount of brush strokes in some of these kanji..

[sharp dune]

I was 6 and watching Dantdm videos

[pliant gate]

Only in some parts not at Disney tho

[sharp dune]

that’s how I grew up

[wispy lion]

It was difficult for me, especially words with the letters L and R in them. I’d always screw up

[mossy perch]

I visited disney

And Universal

[pliant gate]

Ooh what part

YAH

[wispy lion]

also how the sentences are structured

[mossy perch]

Well also miami

[sweet dune]

Ive never been to the US

[sharp dune]

Oh ye cuz Japanese is very different

[mossy perch]

A couple of days

[sharp dune]

I forgot abt that

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/argentina-messi-selección-argentina-fútbol-gif-22402391

[pliant gate]

I live ab an hour from Disney and Universal

[mossy perch]

Nationalism

[wispy lion]

in japanese, if ur in a one in one convo you don’t have to specify it’s you doing the action

you just say “apple eat”

[pliant gate]

LMAO

[sharp dune]

bruh

[wispy lion]

but in english you say “I ate an apple”

[mossy perch]

I do eat apple

[sharp dune]

teeth brush

[mossy perch]

Cum

Me cum

[sharp dune]

nahhh

[mossy perch]

Milk damo

[pliant gate]

Oh hell nah

[sharp dune]

cocaïne sniff

[crisp vigil]

caveman speak

[mossy perch]

"Part 5 bad"

[untold sleet]

i swear all english sentences are fucking reversed in the order compared to chinese

[sweet dune]

Cavemen smart

[sharp dune]

Damo spread

[mossy perch]

Cheeks

[wispy lion]

I’ve actually heard since I know kanji and I have a Chinese friend, it’s so weird

they keep telling me they struggle a bunch reading them

[untold sleet]

amazing

[untold sleet]

ah that sucks

personally my english ended up better and my chinese just sucks

i think i’m just not really motivated to try hard enough

[wispy lion]

that’s me with arabic except however I understand more arabic than english

[sharp dune]

I speak better English than I speak Dutch and I live here

so I can relate sadly

[wispy lion]

the stress of knowing 3 languages

[untold sleet]

I’ve just given up on mandarin though

[sharp dune]

I’ve never ever watched something in my own language cuz I wanted to

[wispy lion]

I’ve heard mandarin was mad difficult

[sharp dune]

only like once or twice

And it was horrible

[mossy perch]

I know 2

Should i learn chinese

[sharp dune]

Same lol

wellllll

Kinda

[wispy lion]

english was my 3rd

[sharp dune]

at school here you have to learn like 5 languages

[untold sleet]

I’d like to think of it as cantonese but pronounced wacky but also eueueghgh its so complicated

[sharp dune]

mandatory

[mossy perch]

Or is it too hard

[wispy lion]

I’ve looked at mandarin for a bit and my head hurt too much

[untold sleet]

its hard imo

[wispy lion]

Chinese is reallllll difficult

but it’s worth a try if you really wanna

[untold sleet]

writing that shit is just

[sharp dune]

But guys

Go

[wispy lion]

kanji may not be the exact same but holy god i can’t even write “tree” without messing up

[sharp dune]

Me go

Cya

[wispy lion]

cya bro

[untold sleet]

And there’s so many different words to pronounce

[sharp dune]

Oof

[untold sleet]

Its easy for me lol

but its the ones that just have that extra stroke out of nowhere

[wispy lion]

any extra strokes throw me off in literally anything tbh

[untold sleet]

true

[sharp dune]

Cya man

Take care

[wispy lion]

you too man

[untold sleet]

i’ve heard that some japanese characters look like the exact same but idk the dot is slightly misplaced

[wispy lion]

yeah that’s literally it

[mossy perch]

Imma go to class

Bye bye

[untold sleet]

Have fun

[sharp dune]

cya

[wispy lion]

the letters look the exact same however there’s like one extra dot and suddenly it’s something else

[wispy lion]

good luck bro

[untold sleet]

I feel like that’d break me

must be horrible in exams and shit

[wispy lion]

tell me about it

it really is

[untold sleet]

The teachers should just like not deduct out of pity

[wispy lion]

exactly

[untold sleet]

except they probably also just have to look at that and try to figure out what the fuck you just wrote

so by the end they’re probably just angry at life

[wispy lion]

Sometimes I feel bad for teachers when they’re looking at exams

[untold sleet]

some of my classmates have really small handwriting

[crisp vigil]

grrr you wrote 2 lines and not 3

future ruined

[untold sleet]

i imagine that’d be such a pain

[crisp vigil]

me lol

[untold sleet]

TRUE

[wispy lion]

minor spelling error in your sentence? lmao no job

[untold sleet]

i don’t think i could do anything fast and also have it be tiny

[wispy lion]

totally me

[crisp vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[wispy lion]

i like it small and neat

[untold sleet]

my handwriting kind of switches

when i’m doing homework and i try to make it look good

[crisp vigil]

do you ever just want a letter to look one specific way and write the same character 8 times

[wispy lion]

YES

ALL THE TIME

[untold sleet]

Pain

[crisp vigil]

THE A ISNT GOOD ENOUGH DO IT AGAIN

[untold sleet]

i feel like that happens with me but with words

like i write in cursive and i have to write it normally just to check i didn’t write some bullshit

or i look at a word for too long and i go “did I misspell???”

i hate writing in cursive

like its fast but also it has completely fucked me up

i cannot write s normally now

[wispy lion]

after I discovered what small handwriting was I’ll never be the same

also is it just me but when you look at this one word for too long it looks misspelled

[untold sleet]

I do it too

[wispy lion]

it actually messes with my head

[untold sleet]

even when i’m using like google doc and i know it would auto correct if it was wrong

[wispy lion]

yea exactly same here

[untold sleet]

its so annoying

i feel like that also means i’ve been staring at my pc for too long

[crisp vigil]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation
AAAAAAAA

[untold sleet]

the explanation of all our problems

[wispy lion]

NO WONDER

[sharp dune]

Any jo2uke poses

Me want to sketch

No?

;-;

[untold sleet]

His asb render where he’s literally just standing smh

[sharp dune]

he is horrible in asb

He’s freaking orange

His playstyle is horrible too

[hard meteor]

how about some of these

[untold sleet]

the one where hes sitting is very nice
but that might be more of an artwork thing than a pose thing

[sharp dune]

Damn I just found a pretty cool one

[manic lark]

probably taken from this drawing:

[sharp dune]

Yup

That would also explain the orange

[untold sleet]

Worst pose they could have chosen smh

[sharp dune]

True

[manic lark]

i guess since it showed him whole and was a rather early appearance, they thought "yup, iconic enough"

[sharp dune]

Diavolo looks Goofy asf too

He’s just looking

Menacingly

[hard meteor]

kinda lame but i guess they didnt have enough to work with

[untold sleet]

wait really

[hard meteor]

asb came out when jojolion had only barely started

[untold sleet]

what did they have to work with

[sinful bramble]

And EoH came out a little bit after A Phex Twins

[hard meteor]

yeah , atleast we got better poses

[manic lark]

i guess they pulled the S&W palette from either of these two drawings, because the only other place they could have pulled these colors from is the nearest urinal

[untold sleet]

the 2nd image pose is more iconic than just josuke standing smh

[manic lark]

that stupid palette doesn't help the design at all, it makes the stars blend it

[untold sleet]

starts?

[sharp dune]

Eoh is hard tho

[manic lark]

stars

[sharp dune]

Cuz multiplayer doesntcwork on emulators

which makes it kinda sad

[untold sleet]

o

[sharp dune]

Which one of you guys are getting all star battle r btw

[manic lark]

and of course they kept it as the main palette in for EoH, because they got lazy with picking main palettes for stands that are not from part 3 anime

[untold sleet]

should have just made their own smh

[manic lark]

or used the third one

[sharp dune]

Third one best imo

Just change the purple to blue

[untold sleet]

wonder what colour scheme anime will use

white and blue s&w sounds cool

[sharp dune]

For the love of god please don’t ruin my favorite part

[manic lark]

i think ASB had only one option (the pink one), so these extra two were new and were made for EoH's expanded palette number

but again, it isn't a stand from part 3, so they didn't touch the main palette

[untold sleet]

become colour blind so you can see it in the better colours

[amber lion]

dark mode sn’w solos

[untold sleet]

does eoh also use the piss yellow?

[manic lark]

yes, they don't touch the stands that aren't from part 3 anime

[untold sleet]

damn

[manic lark]

the SAS figure palettes were specified by Araki, so this is likely:

[untold sleet]

that looks cooool

[sharp dune]

Blue would fit better

Imo

Blue instead of purple

[untold sleet]

like how the joints fit because thats just how s&w looks

[manic lark]

eh, purple is a vibe

maybe navy blue to give that ship look

[manic lark]

my main criticism with this palette, is that yellow is used for the shoulder pads and nothing else

also the shade of white/gray is meh

[sharp dune]

Truuueeee lmaooo

[sharp dune]

Ye

that

[hard meteor]

yeah this is ideal, other choices wouldn't fit right in the anime

[sharp dune]

Well you can’t really create a shine on a figure tho

a soapy style

[untold sleet]

cover it in soap

[sharp dune]

True

I want that figure actually

How much is it

[manic lark]

i was talking about the shade of color, not the texture

but as i think about it, S&W being shiny would be an interesting look

[sharp dune]

that’s how he looks in colored manga

shiny blue

and darker blue

[manic lark]

well, technically it's purple and not dark blue, but it seems blue due to the stupid glow give

[sharp dune]

Not stupid

Sick

I like it a lot

[manic lark]

as i think about it, i wonder if the body is gray or blue underneath before the glow gets applied

[sharp dune]

But where can you get the figure

[manic lark]

(no clue)

[sharp dune]

xD

Fuck

Wrong picture

Dissapointment

[manic lark]

of what?

[sharp dune]

soft n wet figure

Oh and it’s a Japanese site

Probably no shipping here

Sadge

shipping fees would make it double the price

What’s some other cool jojo Merck

metch*

Merch*

[mossy perch]

I hate everything here

[sharp dune]

You don’t

You like that it’s jojolion

[sinful bramble]

Jojolands ofc

Though UJ is usually published around the 19th

[mossy perch]

The orange is awful

The pose is awful

And the fact they made soft & wet yellow is awful too

[tame plover]

cringe opinion

[mossy perch]

I need some info

[pliant dirge]

Jobin is the best caracter in jojolion.

[kind owl]

@pliant dirge, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[fluid mango]

Soft & Piss

[minor ore]

Yasuho is the best

I love Jobin tho

[pliant dirge]

I like yasuho but why you put her on top ?

[sharp dune]

Soft n wet figure

[bleak magnet]

finished jojolion a few weeks ago, ending is probably one of my favourites

[sweet dune]

SAKUYA FUMO

[bleak magnet]

sakuya is based

[sweet dune]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuya-sakuya-izayoi-fumo-sakuya-fumo-touhou-gif-23668566

[bleak magnet]

i can't tell if this is good or bad

[alpine trench]

Who?

[sweet dune]

dont worry about it

[alpine trench]

Hmmmm

tell me now

[sweet dune]

Touhou woman

[sharp dune]

Damo

[wispy lion]

if you ever heard the term “female dio” coming from no brainers they’re referring to that touhou character

which is stupid

[alpine trench]

[wispy lion]

yes exactly that

[sonic hollow]

sakuya destroys DIO

no chance that man survives

[wispy lion]

fr fr

[timid summit]

Played Sakuya Brando in a MUGEN at least once

[fluid mango]

He also does giornos pose

[mossy perch]

i just found out the wonder of u arc is longer than the whole of phantom blood

[mossy perch]

that one slaps

[fluid mango]

Anyone have the gappy boner image

Is greeny banned

Finally

[alpine trench]

Yeah

He said that Elma was ugly

[fluid mango]

Lets go greeny is gone

Happiest day of my life

When does Hugo get banned next

Then I can die peacefully

[fluid mango]

Was he actually banned tho or did he leave

[alpine trench]

Never

Im working on becoming a denizen

Under the wing of the best there is

Tom

!

[loud fiber]

dont tell people my secret

[wispy lion]

[alpine trench]

Don't worry, inside beauty is what counts 😉

[wispy lion]

paid actor

[fluid mango]

Why was greeny actually banned

[alpine trench]

He said the J word

[fluid mango]

Whatsvthat

Jigglesacs?

[alpine trench]

Come on bingus

the J word

[fluid mango]

J

Jojo

[alpine trench]

yeah jojo is a banned word

BINGUS

[fluid mango]

WHATS THE J WORD

[alpine trench]

Come on

you know it

[fluid mango]

I don't augghh

[alpine trench]

Well I can't say it

think for yourself

[fluid mango]

Spell it out

[alpine trench]

No, now I want you to remember

[fluid mango]

Remember where I buried them?

[alpine trench]

You buried the J word?

[fluid mango]

Bo

No

[alpine trench]

aaa in your subconscious

smart

[fluid mango]

The bodies

[alpine trench]

you buried the J word in the bodies?

[fluid mango]

Yes in my subconscious

[alpine trench]

Then dig it up

[fluid mango]

Ok

[alpine trench]

Come on Bingus the J word

Idk man

use google

[fluid mango]

I did

[wispy lion]

we don't speak of the forbidden j word here

[fluid mango]

Why did greeny say it

Is he racism

[wispy lion]

it sends shivers down our spines

[fluid mango]

J

[wispy lion]

FEAFR

it was so scary i misspelled the word fear

[fluid mango]

Feafr

[alpine trench]

Minor spelling mistake

[wispy lion]

downloading grammarly brb

[alpine trench]

I win

[wispy lion]

ratio

[alpine trench]

What did I win tho

[fluid mango]

Sadbess

Sadness

[alpine trench]

Fuck I lost

[fluid mango]

Knowing you corrected someone over the internet

[wispy lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891898049650130955/970460240573243512/cheeseburgers.gif

here

take this video of flying cheeseburgers as an apology

[fluid mango]

Vsn

Iknv

[alpine trench]

Thank you

But im still mad

[fluid mango]

I want to eat the chessburge

[wispy lion]

MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE

[alpine trench]

[fluid mango]

What's the j word

[wispy lion]

we dont speak of this forbidden j word

[alpine trench]

Bingus you are such a J...

[wispy lion]

NO

[alpine trench]

Oh you almost caught me

[fluid mango]

Dm me it

I won't tell

[alpine trench]

Bingus can't u think for yourself

[fluid mango]

No

Have you met me

[alpine trench]

I have not

[fluid mango]

You should

[alpine trench]

I shouldn't

[fluid mango]

Yeah cause I'd beat you up

[alpine trench]

Bingus you are a bingus

You don't even know the J word

[fluid mango]

Hugo you are a hugo

[alpine trench]

You have 0 street cred

[fluid mango]

Roasted

Ratio

[wispy lion]

actually owned

[alpine trench]

Owned?

Im a property ?

[wispy lion]

yea... 20$ for trespassing pls

[fluid mango]

Since when was there a Mista downvote

[alpine trench]

since always

Btw

[fluid mango]

There isn't

Liar

[alpine trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-meme-ratio-ratio-failed-meme-gif-24490384

[wispy lion]

[fluid mango]

[alpine trench]

there isn't what

[wispy lion]

[alpine trench]

deez?

[wispy lion]

best downvote emote

[fluid mango]

No

[wispy lion]

by far

[alpine trench]

truta

[fluid mango]

And I was talking to you rohan

[fluid mango]

Truta

[alpine trench]

It's a fish

https://tenor.com/view/fish-wtf-pout-mouth-gif-15374056

[fluid mango]

Minor spelling mistake gugo

Hugo*

[alpine trench]

Oh

I take it back

[wispy lion]

actually it's a trout smhing my head

[alpine trench]

Bingus you are not a Jo...

[fluid mango]

J

Jo

[alpine trench]

truta in portuguese

Get owned

20$ now

[alpine trench]

go on

[wispy lion]

what the pancake sauce

i dont use usd hajah

[alpine trench]

change the currency then

[wispy lion]

only if you give me 2,613 yen

[alpine trench]

how many euros is that?

Wow

[ornate fiber]

No lyrics copypasta.

[alpine trench]

those are a lot of words, none of them are the J word tho

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/squidderd-squidward-spin-spin-gif-gif-gif-22092483

[fluid mango]

Hugo did it

[alpine trench]

😭

[fluid mango]

[wispy lion]

this truly speaks on the problems in society today, thank you baby squidward, you've enlightened me

[alpine trench]

This was not the wonder of you Smores

[wispy lion]

🙏

[fluid mango]

W name

[ornate fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/379742485716402176/971769319694409839/2CAC957E-4D0B-46A4-A790-3582FEED6CD2.gif

[alpine trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-soft-round-gif-24743996

[wispy lion]

what is this specimen

[fluid mango]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-gif-22419170

Cate doing da stanky leg

Poppy playtime chapter 2 is out now!

Wrong chat

[wispy lion]

omg huggy wuggy among us 2022 free robux vbucks squid game roblox adopt me update

[fluid mango]

Ye

[wispy lion]

family friendly pg clean

[mossy perch]

i want that

[wispy lion]

me too

[fluid mango]

[tropic otter]

yo potat0 still muted? damn

[tropic otter]

you should, best game ever

[sinful bramble]

What did he do this time, I don’t want to serve as his defence lawyer again

[tropic otter]

intentionally spoiling

well like only 1 spoil, the other one was a joke

[sinful bramble]

[tropic otter]

sadge

[sharp dune]

Its perm mute

Well it doesn’t really matter cuz he just went around the chats being annoying so it’s not like we’re missing something anyway

[wheat solar]

i just wanna say something

i like the way wonder of u power work

it like death from final destination except you can see it

[brave geyser]

everyone can see it

[wheat solar]

there fixed it

[sharp dune]

Just like strength

the boat

And I love that they took the concept of pt 3 of a stand being so powerful that its visible to everyone and applied it to WoU

[wheat solar]

and chaariot reqium

[wheat solar]

that because it a bound stand type

[quaint imp]

That Aisho got absolutely fucking destroyed by that Jobin buss. One of the best deaths in JoJo

[minor ore]

The most powerful jojo villain stand?

[crisp vigil]

Depends on where they’re used, how, who’s around, what time of day it is, etc

Although with pure physical power that’d be The World

[timid summit]

Also like, if we're talking any stage of the stand

Because there's also Maiden Heaven

[alpine trench]

Well if we take in account the strength and intelligence of the character plus our natural belief of their stand stats, we could do several simulations of all characters fighting in 1vs1 and try and reach a conclusion. Made in Heaven, The World and Wonder of U would be the group that would pose to be the natural contest for the strongest, so if we create 4 single fights and by using facts and logic to reach the end result it's natural to say that the strongest stand of them all is Ash.

[crisp vigil]

Ash solos

no doubt

[alpine trench]

Confirmed using facts and logic

[timid summit]

For sure yeah

[untold sleet]

would king crimson defeat the world

[alpine trench]

idk

but ash would

[untold sleet]

true

[sharp dune]

ash could beat d4c in seconds

[minor ore]

The World, but Star Platinum is basically the exact same thing but better, so yeah

[alpine trench]

Ash claps the world but sure

[crisp vigil]

Star Platinum isn’t exactly a villain stand

[minor ore]

I know that

[alpine trench]

Jotaro looks like a villain to me

[untold sleet]

what about in dio's pov

[minor ore]

But I refuse to give TW any form of credit without drawing attention to SP's objective overall betterness

[crisp vigil]

Well that’s just rude

Apologize to DIO

[minor ore]

I will not

Both he and his stand are overrated and mid asf

And of course Jotaro and SP are 100x better

[light swift]

Wou

[minor ore]

TW dodge. 4head

[light swift]

I don't think he'll know when to ts since they all come outta nowhere

[alpine trench]

True! But I will still steal your kidney

[light swift]

He can prob deal damage in stopped time

And immediately die afterwards

[minor ore]

Well that's a bit of a massive assumption

[minor ore]

Die from what? He will dodge whatever attacks him

[light swift]

Im thinking in a realistic sense here btuh

[light swift]

A random ass object. Jobin had no clue he was stabbed by that spray can tip

[alpine trench]

SP only beats WoU
If we assume that the calamity doesn't struck before, that we assume that it doesn't affect behaviors and that we assume he can reach and one shot Tooru in only one usage of Ts

[light swift]

Mhm

Maybe

[alpine trench]

Sounds like a lot of assumptions tho

[minor ore]

I guess

[alpine trench]

And it's not like any character has been killed with only one usage of Ts

[light swift]

That's all we have. All we have are assumptions

[minor ore]

WoU on a rainy day is wild

[crisp vigil]

wou in sandstorm

[minor ore]

Fuck it. I'm advocating Made in Heaven then

[alpine trench]

If we go with what we know WoU beats him, if we give a bunch of requirements to WoU and assume a lot of things that only favor Jotaro, SP wins

If we go this way we can also argue that the Hand beats WoU

[minor ore]

MIH will blitz all calamities no diff

[alpine trench]

Pucci will just trip and kill himself accidentally

[minor ore]

Breh

[light swift]

you are aware mih makes all objects move super fuckin quick right

[minor ore]

...

Not compared to Pucci

[alpine trench]

yeah the objects are moving at normal pace

[minor ore]

For Pucci, everything moves at normal speed

[light swift]

What

[alpine trench]

so is Pucci

[alpine trench]

and so do the objects bruv

[minor ore]

Wut

[light swift]

[brave geyser]

hes sped up with the objects so they're comparatively normal speed to him

[minor ore]

Yes

[alpine trench]

Time is moving normal to both Pucci and objects

[brave geyser]

but normally people cant dodge calamity so idk how that helps him

[light swift]

So you think he's gonna dodge them like the matrix

[alpine trench]

He won't

[brave geyser]

i dont

[alpine trench]

Ash isn't saying that

[minor ore]

Oh. Now I see what you're saying

[light swift]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-dodge-neo-gif-13288848

[alpine trench]

Killer Queen is a Stone Ocean speedrunner confirmed?

[minor ore]

Shush

I knew

[light swift]

Dodging calamities like rain here

[minor ore]

But

[alpine trench]

Sure u did

[minor ore]

I didn't really think about it properly

[brave geyser]

you know who else is a stone ocean speedrunner confirmed?

[minor ore]

I was literally saying about the objects

[alpine trench]

Who else Ash

[brave geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-regular-show-muscleman-gif-20117497

[alpine trench]

Ah you got me

[light swift]

Wou can make the pen in ur pants impale ur ballsack

Can't beat it unless tw

[minor ore]

There is
Just one MV stand
That still has a chance

[alpine trench]

And ts only beats him if we assume a bunch of things

[light swift]

In terms of you need to kill him INSTANTLY

[alpine trench]

OH?

[minor ore]

Yes

Its name

[alpine trench]

And have the thoughts of killing himself also in Ts

[minor ore]

Is Killer Queen

[brave geyser]

bruford

[alpine trench]

SUPERFLY

[alpine trench]

oh

[light swift]

Dio could decap him in stopped time

[brave geyser]

show me wou completing the ring challenge

[alpine trench]

Superfly actually beats WoU tbh

[light swift]

But you also live for like 30 seconds after decap

[minor ore]

[light swift]

So just destroy his brain

Also wou lingers after death

[brave geyser]

or just

[light swift]

[minor ore]

That's the worst part

Fuck you wou

[brave geyser]

go for the ultimate counter

leave him alone lol

whats he gonna do

[alpine trench]

No fuck you!

[light swift]

Yeah but he puts mayo on pizza

Kill him

[brave geyser]

yum

[alpine trench]

kill the pizza

[alpine trench]

Throw stone thingies towards you

[minor ore]

WAIT A MINUTE

Wait just a fucking second here

I didn't wanna do this

[brave geyser]

wait

[alpine trench]

a minute or a second?

[minor ore]

But I have no choice

[alpine trench]

Oh god

[brave geyser]

walk towards the area behind him with a knife

[light swift]

In wous final arc was really bullshit on arakis part

[alpine trench]

it's coming guys

[brave geyser]

and then stab the area behind him

through him

[minor ore]

KING CRIMSON HAS IT IN THE BAG

[alpine trench]

Genius

[brave geyser]

with no intention of touching him

easy win

[light swift]

No one can touch em dood

[minor ore]

Wym

[alpine trench]

He can't spam the ability bruv

[light swift]

The cloest anyone has gotton was rai

[brave geyser]

chariot requiem beats wou

[light swift]

And he died right afterwards

[minor ore]

He doesn't need to? And also he kinda can. We saw this with Mista

[alpine trench]

oh hold on
wait a minute

[light swift]

Infact

Calamity wouldn't even let them get close

[minor ore]

Breh

[alpine trench]

Idk I skipped part 5

[brave geyser]

chariot requiem will always be the strongest stand

[light swift]

As soon as they know if it's existence it'll attack them

[minor ore]

When the world doesn't exist, calamity is irrelevant

[minor ore]

Lol

[alpine trench]

So Goku beats WoU?

[light swift]

Its not an assumption, it's fact shown in the stands power

[light swift]

Don't fucking start this

[brave geyser]

what about when it comes back into existence and 20 meteors fall on his head

[alpine trench]

[minor ore]

[alpine trench]

Pepegas am i right

[minor ore]

This is really upsetting ngl. I'm trying my best to debunk wou rn and it's just not gonna happen

[alpine trench]

Yeah no one is taking you seriously my friend

We need blue names over here

[light swift]

Well yes because the whole stand is a mary sue

[alpine trench]

They argue about that a lot

[minor ore]

Guys hear me out for a second

D4C HAS A CHANCE

[light swift]

[alpine trench]

The one time we needed them and they are nowhere to be found 😔

[light swift]

That's my queue to not comment

That's absolute opposites put against eachother lol

Nothing would happen really

[minor ore]

I didn't even think about Love Train, but he doesn't need it

[alpine trench]

heaven's door has a chance to kill Tooru

[minor ore]

Every time he's mortally wounded, he'll just transfer. He can appear wherever he wants, so if he SOME HOW manages to find a way to bring another Tooru to the main one, then we have a feasible win condition

[light swift]

You can go in a different universe where tooru doesn't have WOU but not one where WOU exists

Or

[alpine trench]

And what if the calamity is a fatal wound?

[light swift]

You can go to one where wou isn't complete bullshit

[alpine trench]

I mean it happened before twice

[minor ore]

Transfer
Have you ever seen wou kill someone instantly?

[alpine trench]

Twice

[minor ore]

When

[alpine trench]

0-0

The journalist and Jobin

Seemed like fatal instant wounds to me

[minor ore]

Jobin wasn't quite immediate

[light swift]

Yea lol have you even read the manga

[alpine trench]

3 seconds

Like 2 panels and we was dead

[minor ore]

Literally enough time 😤

[crisp vigil]

10 jojolion panels span across 1 second

[light swift]

3 seconds aint shit

[alpine trench]

IT WAS A STRAW TO YOUR HEART

[brave geyser]

.2 seconds

[light swift]

[minor ore]

And the journalist is an irrelevant side character. He has no reaction time or durability. He doesn't count 😤

[brave geyser]

incorrect

[alpine trench]

[crisp vigil]

coping hard rn fr fr

[light swift]

BRUH HE WALKED TO EM AND HIS HEAD FELL OFF

ACCEPT IT

[minor ore]

Nah that's a credible refutation fym

[brave geyser]

the journalist had the 6th (arguable) best durability in the manga

[alpine trench]

from "Have you ever seen wou kill someone instantly?" to "He doesn't count"

[light swift]

💀 💀 💀

[minor ore]

[brave geyser]

6th or 7th

[minor ore]

Breh ofc he doesn't. He's not even a fighter or stand user. No battle experience. No feats. His guard wasn't even up

[minor ore]

Wonder of u is the most powerful villain stand.

[alpine trench]

YOUR HEAD FALLS OFF

[minor ore]

Your mum fell off

Star platinum cant kill it.

[alpine trench]

high levels of cope with this one

[brave geyser]

hugo your wish was granted

[alpine trench]

omg

i can fly?

[crisp vigil]

ong

[kind owl]

@crisp vigil, Your Stand Rank is now level 30 !

[light swift]

Queen ur arguements have skill issues

[brave geyser]

that too but i meant the other one

[crisp vigil]

god im a loser

[minor ore]

Nah, you still haven't been able to debunk D4C's dominance

[alpine trench]

hey hold on

[light swift]

sigh make ur argument

[brave geyser]

well you just got weather report

so

[light swift]

What the hell is he gonna do

[brave geyser]

get your facts right next time

[alpine trench]

your head falls off, you just don't replace it with anoter

[minor ore]

I already gave the rundown bruh

[light swift]

Reply to it

So i can see it

:)

[minor ore]

[brave geyser]

his head falls off

[placid swift]

what's going on

[brave geyser]

wou

[minor ore]

How did it even fall off. Do you have a scan?

[placid swift]

i see

[brave geyser]

^

Gent

agent

[alpine trench]

Some random coper believes that D4C without Love train wins against WoU

[placid swift]

bruh

[minor ore]

Woah woah woah

[light swift]

We're writing damo x doctor wu fanfic

[placid swift]

nice

[alpine trench]

Wait

you should have told me I have 34GB of that

[minor ore]

I don't mind including Love Train, but it's still feasible without

[placid swift]

lmao

[light swift]

EXPLAIN IT

Pls

[alpine trench]

crazy mf

[minor ore]

Breh Ash already replied to it

[brave geyser]

diego showed how you kill him

[alpine trench]

@light swift

[minor ore]

Wym

[placid swift]

weren't you the one who said i was coping when i said harvest could dig flesh to the bone

[brave geyser]

dont let him get between stuff

pierce

[minor ore]

He didn't manage to reach it, did he

[brave geyser]

calamity is gonna do that pretty quickly

[placid swift]

because josuke punched them off

[alpine trench]

It's always a one sided cope

[minor ore]

Exactly

That's my point

[placid swift]

but he can dig the flesh enough to reach bone, it'll just take a bit of time and effort

a harvest can literally punch your ear so hard a chunk flies off

[brave geyser]

mini chunk

off the side

[alpine trench]

size matters

[brave geyser]

with a very shark claw

[placid swift]

imagine a hundred harvests punching mini chunks off your leg

[crisp vigil]

500 mini chunks at a time adds up

[minor ore]

I didn't argue that he cannot. Just that it's not realistic when you're comparing it to other stands

Which will fend it off

[alpine trench]

Yeah bring realism to the table

[alpine trench]

That would be kinda cute, I would let them

[crisp vigil]

realism in my jojos bizarre adventure

[placid swift]

tbf, the leg is probably the least vital thing that harvest could be shredding through

they could sever your balls way quicker

[minor ore]

[alpine trench]

[untold sleet]

what if you don't have balls

[placid swift]

they climb inside

[untold sleet]

...pretend i never asked

[minor ore]

Female circumciscion

That is not how you spell that

But I'm not looking it up

[untold sleet]

female circumference

[light swift]

Okay so he'll keep switching again again and again and again and again and again. Also each attempt to put him between 2 objects will be pursuit and new valentine again

Queen

[alpine trench]

Should be bannable tbh

[light swift]

For the love of god

Read the manga

[minor ore]

Tf

[placid swift]

smh my head

[minor ore]

Why you telling me to read

[alpine trench]

Cause it's a good manga?

[placid swift]

are we talking about d4c vs wou

[light swift]

Bc you don't know what ur putting them up against

[light swift]

Productive right?

[placid swift]

wou solos ez

[minor ore]

Anyway I don't wanna leave Love Train out of the question

So

[light swift]

Nothing will happen

They will sit and stare at eachother for all eternity

[brave geyser]

he hides in love train until he leaves and immediately dies

[placid swift]

eventually the calamity will reach a point where it fucks valentine so hard he won't be able to switch in time

[minor ore]

Bruh think

D4C can just float over to wou right? Like right next to him

[light swift]

As long as he's behind the wall

[placid swift]

bruh

[light swift]

He can't do shit

[placid swift]

why can't rai just run towards wou smh

[light swift]

He loses his hand

[minor ore]

I didn't even get to that bit

[light swift]

If he even slightly leaves

The wall

[minor ore]

That's not how Calamity works bruh. Something has to hit him

[light swift]

What

💀

[placid swift]

even if the head doctor is standing completely still, literally no-one has ever gotten close enough to the head doctor to touch him without being blown away by calamity

[minor ore]

For calamity to harm you, a physical object has to make contact with you

[light swift]

NOTHING TOUCHES HIM

THATS THE WHOLE STAND

Ok gtg one more thing

[brave geyser]

a tiny loose string on his shirt shreds his body

[light swift]

!w wonder of u

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Wonder_of_U

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Wonder of U

Wonder of U (ワンダー・オブ・U(ユー), Wandā Obu Yū) is the Stand of Toru featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, and introduced in the "The Wonder of You" story arc.

[minor ore]

[placid swift]

wait has @minor ore read part 8

[light swift]

@minor ore read this

[minor ore]

Seriously

[light swift]

I don't believe it

[minor ore]

Stop fucking telling me to read. Seriously

[light swift]

Sorry ur illiterate

[minor ore]

It's pissing me off now. I've obviously read it

[placid swift]

have you tried reading harder

[minor ore]

That literally won't change anything

[alpine trench]

Have you ever thought about idk, read it with your eyes... not closed?

works for me

[placid swift]

the only edge valentine without love train has is that he can get new bodies, still doesn't help that he'll get shredded by calamity every time he tries to get close

[minor ore]

What about anything I've said has even slightly implied that I haven't read

[minor ore]

So you're saying the immediate entry of D4C's fingers into Tooru's neck that occurs the microinstant that it leaves Love Train will somehow be stopped by some foreign object somehow cutting his fingers before the entry point. Yeah I don't think so

[placid swift]

yes it will

[minor ore]

You're literally brain dead

That's physically impossible

[placid swift]

calamity has stopped people from touching wou literally centimeters away from him

[minor ore]

We're not talking centimetres. We're talking touching distant

[brave geyser]

yes

the closer you get

the stronger it is

[minor ore]

And you're forgetting about the dimensions barrier in the surrounding

[brave geyser]

when his fingers touch toorus neck he loses them

and then bleeds out

[minor ore]

There's no physical entry point for some random object to touch him

[brave geyser]

tooru

[minor ore]

You're saying Tooru's neck will cut him

[brave geyser]

B)

[placid swift]

valentine proceeds to strike at the exact angle to break both his fingers

[minor ore]

[placid swift]

the hairs on toru's neck proceed to shred valentine's fingertips

valentine realizes that he has an extreme allergic reaction to silicon-based organisms

explodes on contact

[minor ore]

Well you guys are arguing for a stalemate. I feel I've given a fair and reasonable argument for a win condition for D4C, therefore D4C is the strongest. Thank you for your time

[placid swift]

👍

idk why araki even decided to make wou the main villain when it has such a busted fucking ability

its essentially just ger but violent

[minor ore]

I'm trying to remember now how you guys managed to convince me that TW loses to WoU

[tame plover]

It’s keeping a theme

In the og it’s time stands

[placid swift]

tbh we don't really know how calamity works in stopped time

[tame plover]

In the new it’s calamity stands

[placid swift]

misfortune stands

[minor ore]

I think it's fair to assume things stop moving when time is stopped lol

[tame plover]

WoU and Lucy’s stand

Calamity stands

Fuck love train

[minor ore]

It's not like wou has infinite energy like tusk

[placid swift]

does the world solo love train tho

[minor ore]

Yes

[tame plover]

Ticket to ride is a calamity stand

[placid swift]

ticket to you

[minor ore]

What's going on rn storm