jojolion

[alpine trench]

test what?

[amber lion]

lmao he didnt

[alpine trench]

I didn't do what?

[amber lion]

block me

[alpine trench]

I never said I was gonna block you

[amber lion]

i sent a friend reqest

then what was this

[alpine trench]

Thought u were going to block me

[amber lion]

no

[alpine trench]

So I was scared

And in panic I blocked Rohan

[amber lion]

i blocked rohan

[wispy lion]

good

[amber lion]

2 blocked messages

lol

[alpine trench]

same

[wispy lion]

finally. i am cringe but i am free

[alpine trench]

we crimson bros gotta stay together

[amber lion]

i forgot i had crimson

[tame plover]

cringe crimson rise up

[amber lion]

crimson better

[woven anvil]

@amber lion has been muted
Reason: heresy

[wispy lion]

owned

[alpine trench]

AAAAAAAAA

[woven anvil]

King Crafter#1700 has been unmuted

[amber lion]

thanks

[alpine trench]

What's Rohan name color?

[amber lion]

i like black

[alpine trench]

Oh

[wispy lion]

i don’t think i have one that’s from the selection roles

[alpine trench]

We the Crimsons hate blacks

[tame plover]

uhhhh

[amber lion]

bruh

[tame plover]

let's not phrase it like that

[wispy lion]

hey hugo you might wanna rephrase that

[amber lion]

pin it

[alpine trench]

We the Crimsons hate the blacks?

[wispy lion]

THATS EVEN WORSE

[sinful bramble]

[tame plover]

what about the "black role"

[alpine trench]

We the people with the crimson role hate the people with the black role

[wispy lion]

ok that’s better

[alpine trench]

Nah this doesn't sound right

[wispy lion]

maybe like

[amber lion]

crimson > black

[wispy lion]

we the crimsons hate the black roles idk

[sinful bramble]

We the bludz hate the crips

Solved

[wispy lion]

solved

[amber lion]

solved

[alpine trench]

Brilliant

Jojo07 have you ever thought of joining the crimsons?

[wispy lion]

intense drumroll

[amber lion]

dew it

[wispy lion]

legends say he never came back

[sinful bramble]

Nah I hate both sides

I like blue names though

When they be annoying you just annoy them until they leave the server

It’s also always cool to see a white name troll evolve into a blue name

[amber lion]

we must purge them from the source

everyone level 10 and under are banned immediately upon speaking

[wispy lion]

some level 10s should be spared

only some

If proven worthy

[amber lion]

i assume the little blocked man is saying something for the level 10s

[wispy lion]

[unkempt onyx]

Uhhh

[timid summit]

What if my collective levels across 3 years add up to over 10

[sonic hollow]

they do

[wispy lion]

[alpine trench]

Silver Chariot gains more xp in one day than you did in those 3 years

[wispy lion]

true

[timid summit]

It's because I just sat in the jojokes channel and suffered with how terrible people in the jojokes channel are

No real motivation to speak if everyone is really toxic

[wispy lion]

thats the jojo server for you

also the jojokes channel is a channel for if you hate yourself

[minor ore]

noodle legs

[wanton cloak]

💀

jomidlion tbh

[kindred orchid]

aint no way josuke just shot a bubble

[kind owl]

@kindred orchid, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[kindred orchid]

did bro learn spin

[granite pewter]

Who would win in a fight between gb and ger

[mossy perch]

Hi

[mossy perch]

Spun

[errant vapor]

i bet by 2028 jjl will be animated

[minor ore]

Fuck is gb

[granite pewter]

Go beyond 🗿

[minor ore]

Go Beyond wins

[granite pewter]

You think?

[mossy perch]

ger imo

[granite pewter]

why ger

[mossy perch]

Idk

Smartest jojo fan

[granite pewter]

Good point lol

Also goated pfp btw

[mossy perch]

Thanks

Sharing with @tropic otter

So i was talking with pitone

[tropic otter]

Ciao

[mossy perch]

And i wanted to know what was killer queen's ability before the fusion

Cause i searched the wiki and it said kira had explosive bubbles

[tropic otter]

yo I gtg bc I'm making a presentation see ya l8r

[mossy perch]

See ya gl

[granite pewter]

Yh and an army of mini sheer heart attacks

[mossy perch]

So he had bubbles?

[tropic otter]

bye, aight Imma head out, have a good one guys

[granite pewter]

Yh

[mossy perch]

Basically the only thing that soft and wet gained was the explosive part right?

Which josuke didn't even use a lot lol

[granite pewter]

And go beyond

But that was more cus the fusion

[mossy perch]

Aight

[kind owl]

@mossy perch, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[mossy perch]

I was always wondering what power did he gain from Kira

Since he didn't use the explosions a lot

[quaint imp]

I remember Josuk8 used the explosive bubbles during the do do do de da da da fight

[mossy perch]

That fight had me pretty confused

[quaint imp]

That fight was such a cluster fuck lmao

[mossy perch]

I had to read a written explanation lol

Maybe im just dumb

[granite pewter]

Lmao yeah, and the brainstorm fight

[quaint imp]

I had to wait for the colored version to understand what was happening when they went underground during that fight

[mossy perch]

So many JJL fights were confusing

I read part 7 and 8 colored because i don't understand the white and black version

I hope i'm not the only one lol

[granite pewter]

A bit ngl

Jojolion has some of the most interesting stands tbf

[mossy perch]

Idk i just feel like I understand what is happening more when there is color

Bruh ozone baby had me so confused

[quaint imp]

Yeah same

Except some of the colors they chose are awful

[mossy perch]

I wish we saw california king bed and walking heart more

[quaint imp]

Like speed king is just orangish red

[granite pewter]

Tbf a lot of the fights boiled down to: a lot of talking then josuke almost dies then he just somehow wins so you didn’t miss much

[quaint imp]

Actually true

[mossy perch]

Bro josuke was a tank he survived everything

[quaint imp]

My favorite fight was probably the fight with the twins

[minor ore]

Yes. You cannot revert something that doesn't exist

[quaint imp]

It was the most straight forward fight

[mossy perch]

I just noticed Go Beyond could defeat GER since Go Beyond defeats reason

So what would be obvious to happen could be avoided

[mossy perch]

It was short but easy

But the arm twin stand was so weird

[granite pewter]

Didn’t it revert something that didn’t happen in erased time

[minor ore]

No

[mossy perch]

The other one was like
Gas ball

[minor ore]

GER didn't exist during erased time

[granite pewter]

Yuh huh

The whole “this is requiem” thing

[quaint imp]

The twin with the arm stand thought that he killed Karera so he just walked away what a fucking idiot

[minor ore]

GER reverted Diavolo's attack once he ended his ability

[mossy perch]

I fele like Go Beyond would hit GER

But ger would revert it

*feel

[minor ore]

How is GER gonna revert something that doesn't exist

[granite pewter]

Idk man it’s confusing cus it’s something that doesn’t exist but also exists to say fuck your power

[mossy perch]

I found an explanation

Yes. Soft and Wets Go beyond bubble does not exist in the world and defies logic itself. GERs ability works on logic, it resets the actions of others based on their willpower to attack It or Giorno. GER would be able to reset Gappy, however the Go Beyond bubble would completely ignore GERs power

This makes sense tbh

[minor ore]

No, you're assuming Josuke would be prevented from firing the bubble in the first place

[mossy perch]

GER works similarly to wonder of u in the sense it works when someone tries to attack its user i think

[minor ore]

He would still fire it. Once it's fired, it's over

[granite pewter]

Same effect but it’s a different way of doing it. Go beyond isn’t really an attack tho cus it just kinda something he does subconsciously

[minor ore]

Wait nvm

[quaint imp]

Eyes of Heaven would've had a better ending if it came out after Jojolion finished because Go Beyond would've just killed Dio Over Heaven

[mossy perch]

Maybe the only one that can defeat SAW GB is Tusk

[minor ore]

Epic

But then we wouldn't have Star Platinum Over Heaven :(

[mossy perch]

Tusk also acts ignoring logic and reason right?

Or at least ball breaker does

[quaint imp]

Tbh WoU could probably kill Dio Over Heaven

[minor ore]

It just has infinite energy, so it can do a lot of things

[granite pewter]

Basically but the act of setup would get reverted

[mossy perch]

I remember when they explained the only thing that could defeat Love Train is gravity

I don't remember why lol

[granite pewter]

Well no tusk is different cus it exists but it’s infinite so it just kinda does what it wants unlike gb which don’t exist so it’s unstoppable

[mossy perch]

Bruh op stands are so confusing

[minor ore]

Because gravity manipulation is a requirement for dimensional travel in SBR

[mossy perch]

Me trying to explain to my friends how Giorno could defeat Goku

[minor ore]

Giorno can't beat Goku though

[mossy perch]

It was the only thing that could stop dimensional travel right? Or sumn like that

[minor ore]

No

[granite pewter]

You can literally make up shit and it’s be believable with this series lol

[kind owl]

@granite pewter, Your Stand Rank is now level 16 !

[mossy perch]

True

[granite pewter]

Could say”whenever giorno shits he nukes a small country and it’s be believable”

[minor ore]

Gravity manipulation is needed to cross dimensions, so the pocket dimension of Love Train is unstoppable unless the other person has the power of gravity so that they can enter it

[mossy perch]

Yeah i just read that on the wiki

That's it

I don't remember, why was Ticket To ride helping valentine?

Or wasn't it

Bruh i already forgot most things from part 7 :(

[granite pewter]

Something about Jesus loves him

[minor ore]

Yes, Valentine was chosen by the corpse

[mossy perch]

Because he had the corpse parts in him?

[granite pewter]

Even Jesus simps valentine and people say he’s a bad guy smh

[mossy perch]

Obviously johnny is evil since Jesus told him to shoot himself

[minor ore]

Smh indeed

[minor ore]

😶

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 19 !

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fortnite-jesus-christ-jesus-johnny-joestar-gif-13752869

[burnt basalt]

Hello there

[minor ore]

1 more level to get this ugly fucking stand off my name

[granite pewter]

Jesus really out here helping the villain and telling the hero to shoot himself tho lmfaoo

[mossy perch]

What did he say

Wavering heart or sumn shot

Shit

Jesus on the philosophy shit ong

[minor ore]

It turns out the main villain is based

[burnt basalt]

Something to do with wavering

[granite pewter]

All villains are based

[mossy perch]

arrives

doesn't care about other poor countries as long as America prevails

leaves

[mossy perch]

Jobin with the right path or sumn shit

[granite pewter]

Jobin weren’t based enough to live

Arrives

Fingers yasuho

Something about plants

Is rock

Listens to elvis

Refuses to elaborate

[willow dawn]

then how come joshu lived

[mossy perch]

So basically this are the villain's goals

Dio Brando: inherit everything that joestars have
Kars: ultimate lifeform
DIO: World
Kars: being able to jerk off with no one bothering him
Diavolo: no one knowing him
Pucci: new universe or sumn i haven't read part 6 yet
Valentine: protect america and make it the greatest nation
Tooru: money

[granite pewter]

Plant*

[burnt basalt]

You said Kars twice instead of Kira

[willow dawn]

his goal was the new locacaca

[mossy perch]

Nah bruh kars was in part 4 trust me

[burnt basalt]

Oh damn

[willow dawn]

yeah

he crashed straight into the cube house

dont you remember?

[burnt basalt]

I just finished JoJolion about an hour ago

[mossy perch]

Bro why they so obsessed with one fruit they have a whole ass orchard 🤣

[granite pewter]

Gotta get his 5 a day

[mossy perch]

Welcome to the club

[burnt basalt]

Thanks mate

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-chrisuus-higashikata-norisuke-gif-22013789

[willow dawn]

everyone here finished jojolion exactly an hour ago

[mossy perch]

Bruh the right path is full of crime

[burnt basalt]

Jobin in a nutshell

[mossy perch]

I finished it on sunday

[willow dawn]

that was an hour ago

[mossy perch]

Me:

watches part 1 to 5

doesn't read part 6, reads part 7 and 8

leaves

[burnt basalt]

What

[kind owl]

@burnt basalt, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[granite pewter]

Part 6 mid ngl

[mossy perch]

But but but jolyne

[willow dawn]

you're mid :(

[burnt basalt]

True, but stands were cool

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-ocean-part6-jojo-jjba-jolyne-kujo-gif-22624262

[granite pewter]

Best part of 6 was big booba plankton

[mossy perch]

I fucking hate Joshu

[willow dawn]

for what possible reason

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-chrisuus-joshu-joshu-higashikata-gif-22012783

[granite pewter]

He’s too based for you

[burnt basalt]

Who doesn't?

[mossy perch]

Way too many people

[granite pewter]

Joshu the goat

[burnt basalt]

Really? I hated him from the get-go

[mossy perch]

Bro even joshu's mom told him he has a yeeyee ass haircut

[burnt basalt]

But I liked his stand

[burnt basalt]

True

[willow dawn]

yeah

[kind owl]

@willow dawn, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[willow dawn]

the right stuff is pretty cool

[granite pewter]

There’s a reason he’s called the nut king

[willow dawn]

shut up

[burnt basalt]

I was spoiled of Wonder Of U before I even read the manga

[mossy perch]

Pocoloco be like

appears at the beginning of the part with cool dialogues

disappears for like 90 chapters

reappears, refuses to elaborate and wins the race

[granite pewter]

Ain’t gonna lie Joshu the only reason I kept reading part 8, I thought it was boring after born this way ngl

[mossy perch]

I knew about tooru and kind of knew what wonder of u did

[willow dawn]

thats the real reason dio didnt get the corpse

[burnt basalt]

You described lots of people from Part 7

[willow dawn]

pocoloco's luck needed him to win

[burnt basalt]

I also knew about Satoru

[mossy perch]

The disappearances of stands is even stronger in part 8

What happened to daiya and hato stands

[burnt basalt]

Exactly

Well Hato makes sense

But Daiya could've used it to her advantage

[hard meteor]

one of my biggest problems with the part honestly, the stands barely get used or shown

[willow dawn]

how

[mossy perch]

Except for like 5 of them

[willow dawn]

she doesn't choose the memory and it requires too much setup

[granite pewter]

But born this way returned

[hard meteor]

for like 5 seconds

[mossy perch]

Yeah but i'm not talking about her

Even though that moment was fucking epic

[granite pewter]

Lmfao yeh but it was kinda hype

Imagine waking up in the morning opening your phone and born this way appears

[mossy perch]

Bruh when Kaato did the exchange with Tooru i was screaming that was so epic

[burnt basalt]

That was also very cool

[mossy perch]

Bro i love norisuke

[granite pewter]

Which one

[mossy perch]

At first i thought he was evil

The 4th

[burnt basalt]

Same

[mossy perch]

Like i thought the entire higashikata family was evil

[burnt basalt]

I am pissed off we didn't get to see what cake they bought though.

[mossy perch]

You know when Diego asked valentine for an ally which turned out to be sandman? At first i thought it was going to be Norisuke the 1st lol

[granite pewter]

I don’t think araki really knew what he wanted cus he really built them up at the start to be the big villains

[mossy perch]

Probably french fries

[burnt basalt]

I though that when Daiya used California King Bed

[mossy perch]

They were so sus at first

[burnt basalt]

Yes

Especially when Yotsuyu Yagiyama mentioned that they are the bad ones

[mossy perch]

Ohh i totally forgot about that

When he said they were going to betray Josuke

[burnt basalt]

Many people do

Ya

[mossy perch]

Jobin kinda did

[burnt basalt]

Well just Jobin

But it wasn't full betrayal

Yes he stole the branch

But it was also for a good cause

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-chrisuus-higashikata-norisuke-gif-22013789

[burnt basalt]

Not Money Laundering

[mossy perch]

Idk i never fully liked jobin

He always felt like a jerk to me

[burnt basalt]

But my blood was boiling (pun not intended) when he used Speed King on Norisuke

[kind owl]

@burnt basalt, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jobin-jojolion-jojo-part8-higashikata-gif-18603122

[hard meteor]

good point, to this day i never understood why he said that even if we consider jobin

[mossy perch]

That was so shitty

[mossy perch]

I guess because of Jobin mostly

And mostly since he was the only one that truly opposed josuke

[burnt basalt]

Because they wanted it to keep up the rock human race, otherwise known as the backup.

[granite pewter]

Fax

[mossy perch]

Could someone tell me what was tooru's goal

[burnt basalt]

That's my guess

[burnt basalt]

Fruit

[mossy perch]

Besides making money

Yeah i know fruit

But what for

[burnt basalt]

You mentioned it

[mossy perch]

Satoru akefu was talking about the growth of medicine

But we all know tooru doesn't care about humans and their health

[burnt basalt]

Yes

[granite pewter]

Sell plant, manipulate people, make rock humans the new humans

[hard meteor]

i get that part but he words it like the family will betray josuke in some way which doesnt really happen besides jobin,

[mossy perch]

Tbh i never got the "make rock humans etc" part

Like i never got that from him

Im dumb

[burnt basalt]

But isn't it their instinct to be the backup race?

[granite pewter]

Idk man, I didn’t write the series

[mossy perch]

Yeah i never saw any of them being angry at humans or sumn

[burnt basalt]

Ya

[granite pewter]

Just fruit, something about medicine and being superior

[mossy perch]

Like they just vibed with humans they just wanted to make money out of them

[granite pewter]

!w toru

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Toru

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Toru

Toru (透龍, Tōru)[8] is the main antagonist of the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, as well as the seventh main antagonist of the series overall.

[mossy perch]

Tooru more like

Dumboru

[mossy perch]

Imagine some playing cards and a child killing you

[burnt basalt]

He was smart, it is just that Kaato was smarter

[mossy perch]

I'm not saying that wasn't his goal

It's just

I don't remember him mentioning it :/

[burnt basalt]

I remember the narrator mentioning they wanted to take over

Now I do remember

[granite pewter]

I think doctor wu was the one who said it tbh

[mossy perch]

Imma reread doctor wu's part

[granite pewter]

Or it might’ve been urban geurilla

[hard meteor]

yeah it was urban

[mossy perch]

Since i don't remember tooru saying it

[hard meteor]

wu cared more about the money

[burnt basalt]

Urban Guerilla more like

[mossy perch]

Maybe it was a common goal for rock humans?

[mossy perch]

And not failing as a doctor

[burnt basalt]

I guess so

[hard meteor]

ye

[mossy perch]

Wu tomoki never fails excepts for when he does

[granite pewter]

Na doobie wah guy didn’t care and yotsuyu was just chilling

[burnt basalt]

I am still thinking about what cake they got for Norisuke

[mossy perch]

Maybe for the higher rank ones

Since the guys jobin worked with only wanted money

[burnt basalt]

Well "they"

[mossy perch]

Maybe the doctors cared for being higher as a species

Since they were the ones investigating the new locacaca

[granite pewter]

Yh that was the doobie wah guy (I forgot his name) but he was more a part of human society than rock if I remember correctly

[mossy perch]

Damo was like "money"

[mossy perch]

Aisho Dainenjiyama

[granite pewter]

Yeah him

[burnt basalt]

Why do people like Doggy Style so much, it is literally Stone Free without the punching and more like bands than string.

[granite pewter]

Idk any doggy style or stone free fans tbh

[burnt basalt]

I have seen so many Doggy Style fans and I am just there thinking "Why?"

[granite pewter]

Middy style more like

[burnt basalt]

Yes indeed

[granite pewter]

Probably cus people like the user

[burnt basalt]

Eh

[granite pewter]

I mean it’s happens with other stands

[burnt basalt]

True

Might also be because of stand design

[granite pewter]

Na it’s ugly as fuck

[mossy perch]

Literally stone free

But i like the stand name lol

[burnt basalt]

Worst thing was when I was talking about the stand next to my teacher

[granite pewter]

You just talking about how much you like doggy style lmao

[mossy perch]

"Doggystyle sucks, i like soft and wet more"

[burnt basalt]

Exactly

They heard that and asked what I was talking about

[granite pewter]

I hope they call it tender and moist when it gets an anime

[burnt basalt]

Vitamin C is cool

[mossy perch]

Squishy and humid

Squishy and humid : advance further

[granite pewter]

Remember that one chapter where he calls it supple and moist?

That should be the name

[burnt basalt]

You never know

[kind owl]

@burnt basalt, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[burnt basalt]

We do know Wonder Of U's localised name

[mossy perch]

Hit me with that duwang shit

[burnt basalt]

And it is nice per say

[granite pewter]

We do?

[mossy perch]

The marvelousness of thou

[burnt basalt]

No

It is The Miracle of Your Love

[granite pewter]

🗿

[mossy perch]

This hits harder

[granite pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-hawkeye-no-please-no-no-sad-gif-16886381

[burnt basalt]

I know, but it is what it is

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-endless-calamity-endless-calamity-wonder-of-u-gif-22458105

[granite pewter]

!w wonder of you

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Wonder_of_U
Not the correct result? Use !w page wonder of you for a direct link or !w search wonder of you for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Wonder of U

Wonder of U (ワンダー・オブ・U(ユー), Wandā Obu Yū) is the Stand of Toru featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, and introduced in the "The Wonder of You" story arc.

[burnt basalt]

Hospital scene be like

[granite pewter]

It’s not official yet so let’s keep it that way

[burnt basalt]

I mean, I saw it on the Chapter cover and I figured it was it

[granite pewter]

Nah lol

They should call “I am a rock” “I am hard”

[mossy perch]

I am boner

[burnt basalt]

I hope they do

[mossy perch]

I am rock
I am island

I am pebble

[burnt basalt]

What do they call Vitamin C?

[mossy perch]

Hank schrader be like "i am a mineral"

[granite pewter]

💀💀

[mossy perch]

Protein B

[granite pewter]

That’ll probably actually be the name

[burnt basalt]

Seems accurate

I wonder when the last two volumes will be coloured

[granite pewter]

What would speed king be

[mossy perch]

Velocity Monarch

[granite pewter]

😂😂

[burnt basalt]

Velocity Emperor*

[granite pewter]

Go go king

[mossy perch]

Emperor Crimson????

[burnt basalt]

I thought the same thing

[mossy perch]

Why did yotsuyu say he was an Island

[granite pewter]

Low-key some of the English names ain’t that bad

[granite pewter]

He thicc

[mossy perch]

Doggy style more like

Cowgirl

[burnt basalt]

Ya

I am happy because I got to see my most favourite manga panels to exist

[mossy perch]

Which ones

[burnt basalt]

Is it okay if I send an attachment?

[granite pewter]

I found this coloured one earlier

[burnt basalt]

Looks even better

[granite pewter]

That whole fight looks good

[burnt basalt]

That is correct

All the art in Part 8 looks good

[mossy perch]

That was when he shot through paisley park right?

[granite pewter]

Yh

[mossy perch]

We getting a bruno mars stand next

Or a TWICE stand

Imagine fucking Cheer Up killing you

[granite pewter]

Cants wait for joe Biden joestar to unlock his full ability “ five nights at Freddy’s 4 song: ben10 op 3”

[mossy perch]

I made an oc stand called Out Of touch

Araki should make a Stand called Maneater

Which just makes the user a cannibal

[granite pewter]

There should be a stand named star platinum

[mossy perch]

True

Missed oportunity

Yo listen

WHat about

Hierophant Green??

[granite pewter]

Nah that sounds cringe, what about silver chariot

My favourite jojolion panel (it’s canon btw)

[alpine trench]

Weird I don't remember that page

Then again im an anime only watcher

[light swift]

Joshu crying his eyes out getting ready to fuck up tooru would've been perfect

Along with toorus ability being changed

Something less bullshit

[granite pewter]

Reread the whole series, I’m sure you’ll find it bro

@alpine trench how you still typing

[alpine trench]

Joshu sees a screw on Tooru's neck and without any intention to attack or approach anyone he slowly walks towards him and with his gentle fingertips he removes the screw from the connected place and Tooru's head falls off.
His family releases screams of Joy, they all give him the most comforting hug that he had ever in his life received, Yasuho seeing this new side of him falls in love with the chad and leaves the beta Jojo fan that is Josuke, he would later die alone from a cold. Jobin and Norisuke come back to life and bow before the new Emperor of Fruit.
We jump to 30 years later and Joshu now runs the entire country of Japan with Yasuho, yet he doesn't live in a castle or a Palace, no, he lives happily with his family in his old but familiar house where he had so many memories, one of his small children Josha sits besides him him and asks:
-Father, handsome father of mine, what is your favorite animal?
-Joshu looks at him with a tender smile and responds:
-Oh my dear son, it's the Lion, the Jojolion.
END

[alpine trench]

idk

[granite pewter]

It’s canon too

[alpine trench]

Trueee

[mossy perch]

So beautiful

The jojolion was the animal inside of us all along

[granite pewter]

God has forsaken this chat

[mossy perch]

My friend just watched Shigechi's death he's devastated

[wispy lion]

good

[light swift]

imagine if hayato died 😍 i think that would've been pretty cool if he just exploded and stopped existing :3c

[tired mirage]

the kira one?

[crisp vigil]

DIO’s wrong

The “goal” posted

[vital sphinx]

hes right yknow

[tired mirage]

kira just liked soft hands

like what

[cunning vapor]

they should add viego from league of legneds to jojolion :D

[tired mirage]

no

the shouldnt

[wispy lion]

no they shouldnt

league and jojo is a nightmare to mix

[placid swift]

this is amazing

but where is the fish sausages

[tame plover]

Major copium leakage

[tropic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-animated-cartoon-comedy-police-man-gif-3475982

[brave geyser]

that was mistranslation

they're lion sausages

[minor ore]

This feels like something joshu would come up with

As a weird headcanon

[minor ore]

He should be happy

[weary ember]

based

[unique flame]

GIVE ME THE FRUIT

[minor ore]

holy shit I had no idea jojolion could be so brutal 💀
|| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766688695817338914/971704801316462623/unknown.png ||

[mossy perch]

It is true

[kind owl]

@mossy perch, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[mossy perch]

What is that link lol

[minor ore]

an image of poor tom's death

[minor ore]

ok it expired for some reason

[tropic otter]

[mossy perch]

Did you know pito means dick or whistle in spanish

[tropic otter]

lmfao

[sharp dune]

damo

I love this arc

[tropic otter]

d a m o

[mossy perch]

Hi we are the damo squad

[tropic otter]

yes

they should make a Vitamin C role

for like level 69

[sharp dune]

yes

or 420

The real grinders

[brave geyser]

i dont think that is actually possible

[sharp dune]

it is

but it would be very hard

[brave geyser]

exp is based on minutes

[sharp dune]

And would take a couple years

[brave geyser]

yeah

thats why i dont think it's possible

in this server anyway

[sharp dune]

Let’s try

jk

[tropic otter]

ok Ik but like how does that work anyway?

[sharp dune]

I read jjl like 3 times

and damo arc still best

[tropic otter]

how much exp per minute

[brave geyser]

every minute you talk you get a random amount

between 20 and 100 i think

[sharp dune]

ah

[brave geyser]

its between something and 100

[tropic otter]

so like when I talk more the higher the chance I get 100

[brave geyser]

nvm

15 and 25 lmao

[tropic otter]

wdym?

[brave geyser]

completely random between 15 and 25 no matter what

[tropic otter]

dam

[brave geyser]

idk why i thought it was 100

[tropic otter]

so like you can basically manipulate it and shii

like just type per minute

so you just get lucky

[brave geyser]

yeah

and talk a lot

[wispy lion]

yea

[sharp dune]

Daaaammnnn

type

im typing

Epic

whelp

everyone gone

Sadge

[wispy lion]

[light swift]

Im pretty sure every 12 seconds you can get exp for chatting

[timid summit]

Never forget when buff Joshu bested Tooru.......

[sharp dune]

damn

Joshu built different

[timid summit]

Legendary.........

[sharp dune]

Nahhh

[tropic otter]

type

[tropic otter]

FINALLY I'VE FOUND THE MEME

hmmmmm

Damo

[frail dragon]

hmm

[tropic otter]

hello

[frail dragon]

hi

[tropic otter]

hmmmmm

[frail dragon]

wut

why do i still hate tsurugi

[brave geyser]

cause he sucks

[pliant gate]

I finished jojolion finally

[wispy lion]

oh nice ! what’s ur opinion on it?

[pliant gate]

I liked it a lot! Gappy was great and so was majority of the main cast

Yasuho best jobro lowkey

[wispy lion]

ooo based

[pliant gate]

And the ending was like bittersweet instead of just sad like the last few parts have been LMAO so i appreciated that

[wispy lion]

YEAH that I also really loved

Glad you liked it !

[pliant gate]

Ik me too 😩🤞 i wish more people read it

OH HOW COULD I FORGET JOBIN THE GOAT

[wispy lion]

bro jobin was a legend

[wispy lion]

same but there’s only like 16 fans of this thing i swear

[pliant gate]

He was one of the best in the entire part ugh he was just so cool

[kind owl]

@pliant gate, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[pliant gate]

BAHAHSHBA

[wispy lion]

can we all collectively agree joshu is another chad

especially with that amazing haircut

[pliant gate]

Omfg he was funny but he kept pissing me off like bro would get so mad at nothing 😭

LMAOOO

[wispy lion]

it’s more than a chefs kiss

[pliant gate]

His stand was cool tho i wish we saw more of it

[wispy lion]

TRUE true

[pliant gate]

I also liked him and gappy in the shakedown street chapters

[wispy lion]

ohh those chapters were really nice

[pliant gate]

But over all it was a good part imma bother my friends so they finish it now

[wispy lion]

alright ! again glad you really liked it and have fun bothering your friends

[pliant gate]

Thanks bro

I’ll probably come back to talk ab tooru

[wispy lion]

feel free to ping me if you do

[pliant gate]

Word

[wispy lion]

[pliant gate]

Jumpscare

[timid summit]

Such a mid villain I swear...... Should've just been Wonder pulling a Chariot Requiem and being completely independent of anyone

[pliant gate]

Yea his stand was cooler than he was but i dont mind him being mid bc Jobin was great and he was like the antagonist for a good majority of the part

[brave geyser]

should've been damo as mv

[pliant gate]

Word 💀

[timid summit]

Jobin was great, so was Damo with Vitamin C for sure

[wispy lion]

definitely

[pliant gate]

I felt like out of all the rock humans though tooru did it best bc he like actually became a part of society u know

[wispy lion]

ye i get that

[timid summit]

There was the rock human that became a successful architect, the one with the Simon & Garfunkel stand

He seemed to blend in well enough

[pliant gate]

True true

[untold sleet]

yotsuyu?

[timid summit]

Yeah that's the one

[pliant gate]

Also the part where it talked ab rock human females being like indistinguishable from normal human females and then showing Hermes and Enyaba got me confused ngl 💀

It’s probably that alternate universe enyaba and Hermes are rock humans ig but it just threw me off

[untold sleet]

that was just to show that rock humans are indistinguishable from normal humans

[timid summit]

It's just saying that anyone could be a rock human yeah, not that they are but they could be

[wispy lion]

yeah pretty much

[pliant gate]

Oh okay i didnt read it that way but i get it that makes more sense 😭

[wispy lion]

yeah dw it’s easy to get thrown off

[pliant gate]

For real

Read jojo without getting confused challenge go

[wispy lion]

(impossible)

[pliant gate]

Fr 😭

It’s okay tho that’s why it’s good to talk ab it

Y’all coming in clutch i swear

[wispy lion]

no problems at all

[pliant gate]

Oh also for the last scene i was kinda confused on why yasuho was tearing up? Ig bc she was glad to see gappy like w a family and probably just a ton of other emotions from the ending combined but

[kind owl]

@pliant gate, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[pliant gate]

Word

[wispy lion]

i should totally reread jojolion soon cause i think I totally forgot about that

[alpine trench]

Don't blow my cover man

[sharp dune]

drip tooru

[wispy lion]

what will you do if we don’t

[timid summit]

Once I finish my GW reread I'm gonna read Stone Ocean again (favorite non-SBR part btw) and then probably JoJo's Lion again

All I do in my free time is read jooj because I lack a job please help

[wispy lion]

i should probably do the same lmao i forgor everything

[kind owl]

@wispy lion, Your Stand Rank is now level 21 !

[wispy lion]

what a horrible message to level up on

[wispy lion]

[pliant gate]

I forget what parts i want to reread but I’ll probably do a sbr reread cuz i ran through it so fast

[wispy lion]

i plan on rereading parts 6-8 just because I can’t remember anything

got through them slowly i just have doodoo memory

[untold sleet]

maybe you went through too slowly

[pliant gate]

Same but bc of the stone ocean anime I’m not gonna reread just so that I’m like not expecting some moments you know

[wispy lion]

maybe

[wispy lion]

Yeah lmao I get that

[alpine trench]

Maybe I should unblock Rohan

[pliant gate]

😭

[wispy lion]

i forgo you had me blocked

[pliant gate]

Zamn

[alpine trench]

Welcome back

[wispy lion]

pleasure to be here

[alpine trench]

So, how do you fell about morbius?

[wispy lion]

minor spelling mistake laugh at this user

[pliant gate]

I havent seen it

[sharp dune]

pp

[pliant gate]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-shadow-the-hedgehog-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-gif-24018097

[wispy lion]

is it good should i watch it

[alpine trench]

Idk I didn't watch it either

but how do you feel about it?

[wispy lion]

uhhhh looks cool so far from cover

[sonic hollow]

Morbius is genuinely a bad movie

[wispy lion]

it is ?

[sonic hollow]

Very

[wispy lion]

oh damn

do you recommend it or na

[alpine trench]

It's a great movie

[pliant gate]

Oh 💀

HAHAHA

[alpine trench]

I love me some Morbius

[wispy lion]

but you said you didn’t watch it

[alpine trench]

Do you need to watch it to enjoy it?

No

[wispy lion]

are you connected to morbius by heart

[sonic hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morbius-sweep-gif-25378327

[alpine trench]

^^^^ see

[pliant gate]

Morbius solos

[sharp dune]

Chad giorno

[alpine trench]

6 billion tickets in the first hour

[sharp dune]

Damn

[alpine trench]

wait that's not much

[pliant gate]

😭

[pliant gate]

Indeed

[timid summit]

The first movie to ever sell a trillion tix

[sonic hollow]

Bros playin Roblox

[pliant gate]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morbius-sweep-morbius-haters-gif-25361074

[wispy lion]

yoooooo he’s going back in time when roblox had tix

[mossy perch]

Morbius is the first movie ever

[pliant gate]

Literally, the haters just can’t handle the truth

[mossy perch]

Welcome to the club

I finished it on sunday

[mossy perch]

She's just happy Gappy has people he can call a family

[pliant gate]

Yea and that’s what i was thinking, love her for that she’s so awesome

[mossy perch]

Man I love Yasuho

[pliant gate]

W asf

[mossy perch]

She literally devoted her life to help someone

I wish they developed her romantic relationship with Josuke more tho

[pliant gate]

Same

I adore yasuho sm like i said earlier she’s probably one of my fav jobros

Her Gyro and Okuyasu 🤞

[mossy perch]

Yasuho may be one of my fave

I really like Gyro but I sometimes felt like his character was a bit confusing

Like i was expecting him to be the one that wouldn't doubt to kill, not Johnny

https://tenor.com/view/jobin-jojolion-jojo-part8-higashikata-gif-18603122

Inca no mezame potatoes

[pliant gate]

Jobin the goat

[pliant gate]

I get what you mean but to me it just made him more interesting ig lol

[mossy perch]

I really liked his story with the kid though

Like how he went to the us just to save him

Fucking Marco died of a cold

[tropic otter]

drip

[pliant gate]

Same gyro is just the best deserved better Fr

[fluid fox]

jojolands

[pliant gate]

I need jojolands now

[crisp vigil]

you need vitamin d now

[tropic otter]

ayes

[pliant gate]

Says the dude who’s level 25

[crisp vigil]

never said I didn’t need it also

bozo

[pliant gate]

Word

[brave geyser]

vitamid

[mossy perch]

Vitano

[pliant gate]

💀

[kind owl]

@pliant gate, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[pliant gate]

Shut up bro

[mossy perch]

We won't tolerate any Vitamin C slander on this chat

[sharp dune]

this might be the best sticker here

[mossy perch]

@tropic otter you tell em

[sharp dune]

Wait no

This

[pliant gate]

TONIO SOLOS

[mossy perch]

Tonio choccy

[brave geyser]

i was referring to the stuff you get from the sun

the stand is my favorite or second favorite

[sharp dune]

Coom*

[mossy perch]

Jk

[pliant gate]

This sticker made me join the server

[sharp dune]

Your goals are far beyond our understanding

Beetle

[mossy perch]

M m m m m mm m m mid

[sharp dune]

same

[pliant gate]

I love jobin sm oh my god

[sharp dune]

Damo*

[frank cargo]

whean is part 9 coming out

[mossy perch]

Mid

[kind owl]

@frank cargo, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[sharp dune]

jobin very goated

[mossy perch]

Yo jotaro tf

[pliant gate]

You’re right i apologize

[mossy perch]

No one knows

Not even Araki

[frank cargo]

ok

[pliant gate]

So true

[sharp dune]

He’s listening music

Wait

We gonna get the new stand

Two trucks having sex

[mossy perch]

I never got into Jobin sorry

[sharp dune]

Its a song

[mossy perch]

We should get a stand called Danza kuduro

Or Daddy yankee

What about Despacito

[sharp dune]

so it must be the new stand

[mossy perch]

We need more Spanish representation

[sharp dune]

“Attack on titan op 3”

[frank cargo]

what is ur favourite part, mine is part 5

[sharp dune]

new stand

[pliant gate]

YES 💀

[sharp dune]

You sure have balls the size of Jupiter to even have the audacity to say that

[mossy perch]

4 7 or 8

I need a part 7 anime to make it my favourite though

[frank cargo]

ok

[mossy perch]

Just so i can get some moments clear

[sweet dune]

Mid part

[mossy perch]

There is no mid part

[sharp dune]

but ngl pt 5 is good but ppl hate it here

[sharp dune]

Exact

[pliant gate]

I was gonna say 4, 6, and 7

[mossy perch]

Was the alien called mikitaka?

[pliant gate]

Ya

I love him sm

[pliant gate]

Mikitaka solos

[sharp dune]

All my homies be hatin on pt 1 but it’s the first part and without it no jojo

[frank cargo]

you simp pucci bruh and that kid whith a baseball hat

[mossy perch]

Goated stand name

[sweet dune]

What????

[pliant gate]

Part 1 underrated i love Jonathan

[pliant gate]

Ong!

[mossy perch]

Part 1 is really good it's just worse than the rest

[frank cargo]

so true

[sonic hollow]

Part 5 sucks
Cope

[mossy perch]

Emporio more like

Emperor Crimson

[sharp dune]

Jojo is peak but it’s like wine. It’s gets better the longer you wait

[sonic hollow]

Part 5 is 20 years old yet I still dislike

[pliant gate]

So true

[sharp dune]

that’s not what I mean

[sonic hollow]

Nah

[frank cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/muda-muda-muda-giorno-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-useless-gif-15102463

[sharp dune]

the further you get into jojo the better it gets

[mossy perch]

Imma just hand L's to anyone that says a part is bad

[sonic hollow]

Yea

[sharp dune]

Davolo

[sonic hollow]

6-8 are peak

[sharp dune]

diavolvo

[sweet dune]

volvo

[mossy perch]

Most parts feel the best when you finish them and you look back at what happened

Happened with 4 and 7 to me

[sonic hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/top-volvo-accident-gif-12855349

[pliant gate]

Unpopular opinion: all parts are good

[sonic hollow]

Volvo

[sharp dune]

Exactly

[mossy perch]

Not that unpopular and I share that opinion

[sonic hollow]

1. Not unpopular
2. Part 5 is the weakest part

[mossy perch]

Part 2 is still one of the best

[sonic hollow]

Part 2 is alright

[mossy perch]

The weakest part is the 1st (great part)

[sharp dune]

am I the only one who looks back at things from other parts and then you go like “oh this part is actually epic”

[sonic hollow]

Nah I put part 1 over part 3 and 5

[sharp dune]

True

[mossy perch]

The whole race from part 7

Dudes where fighting on horses just to take some Jesus D

[sweet dune]

Did read the bible
Genesis arc was peak

[sharp dune]

Look pt 5 is great but it’s not plot related

[pliant gate]

Yea as important as part 3 is, the first half is just like ehhh

[mossy perch]

Nah men apocalypsis is peak

[sharp dune]

Other than tortoise

[wispy lion]

filler

[mossy perch]

Like I said
The part as a whole
The whole adventure and travel

I really like part 3 as a whole

Plus Kakyoin is goated

[pliant gate]

Yea exactly like i rewatch the later parts of part 3 but i love seeing the vids of like the one second from every episode cuz then it takes it as a whole

[sharp dune]

YEAH YOU FINISHED IT! LOOK, WE ARE IN EGYPT NOW! 24 MORE EPISODES TO YOUR FACE CUZ WE WANTED MORE STANDS!

TAKE THAT

[pliant gate]

LMFAOOOOO

[mossy perch]

Ora

[sharp dune]

ora?

[wispy lion]

muda

[sharp dune]

o r a

[mossy perch]

At least we got the best scene from jojos look

[pliant gate]

They gave up on the tarot cards too like they had a good thing going

[mossy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-and-avdol-joseph-avdol-stuck-joseph-avdol-bang-gif-18047061

[sharp dune]

7/10 stand cry, good users ngl and popular user

[pliant gate]

PEAK FICTION

[wispy lion]

thank god my brightness is low I am in a public area and people seeing this would most likely give me stares

[sharp dune]

Bro, giorno giving head to mista underrated asf too

[sonic hollow]

Cardboardyoin

[pliant gate]

Shit got me laughing bro especially narancia’s reaction 😭

[sharp dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-dont-take-off-my-clothes-ill-feel-it-more-gif-17933539

[sweet dune]

Episode 10 of DIU is peak fiction

[wispy lion]

nevermind someone saw

[pliant gate]

YES

[wispy lion]

[mossy perch]

I just noticed both Caesar and Gyro were moved to their goals due to someone with a similar named (Mark and Marco nazi guy)

[pliant gate]

YES TONIO SOLOS

[sharp dune]

What was that again

oh

Tonio

Yes

[wispy lion]

W

[tropic otter]

ok I tell em

[sweet dune]

Ngl pearl jam is one of the best stands

[mossy perch]

Wish we saw it more

[wispy lion]

i just want a tonios irl man

[pliant gate]

I love that tonio just wanted to make good food for people w his stand it’s so cute

[sharp dune]

Fuck I forgot you got angry at me for thinking kakyoin was best sdc character

[sharp dune]

Budget rokakaka

[mossy perch]

Tonio will heal you only after you go through lovecraftian pains

[sharp dune]

Do it

[pliant gate]

Hey he’s doing his best ok

[mossy perch]

2nd only because of Joseph

Hermit Purple can choke me

[pliant gate]

Polnareff tho

[wispy lion]

roblox mfs believing a roka erases your stand

[pliant gate]

Same

[sharp dune]

behind polnareff

Ofc

[pliant gate]

Stop i used to play that

[sweet dune]

Polnareff and iggy are the best sdc characters
Honourable mention Hol horse

[tropic otter]

?

[sharp dune]

polnareff goated

[mossy perch]

Trying to imprison someone that's trying to beat me up with The world

[sharp dune]

Tell them

[hard meteor]

polnareff carried

[pliant gate]

I LOVE HOL HORSE 😭

[wispy lion]

i only did with friends and i was crying at the roka thing out of pure laughter

[tropic otter]

Become Damo's Bitch

[pliant gate]

I got GER and found it was kinda worse than normal Gold Experience

[tropic otter]

any1 want to join our cult

we the Bitches or Damo

[sharp dune]

I’ve never seen someone scream “I LOVE (insert character name)” this much xD

[mossy perch]

Goated

[pliant gate]

I would play w friends who knew nothing ab jojo and see how they reacted to certain stands 😭

[sharp dune]

yup

[mossy perch]

Kakyoingoat

[tropic otter]

you can milk damo everyday

[pliant gate]

I’m just enthusiastic ok my bad 💀

[tropic otter]

and nut to him wid us

[sharp dune]

Sp and ger moment

[pliant gate]

Uh-

[wispy lion]

“This doesn’t look like a Diamond, such a wacky name”

(Crazy Diamond)

[pliant gate]

HELP

[sharp dune]

?

[sonic hollow]

I will maim anyone who likes kakyoin

[sharp dune]

fuck

[mossy perch]

Bro my friend said crazy diamond looked like cooler from dbz

[sharp dune]

Im boutta get maimed

[pliant gate]

The names of the characters always sent me bro 💀

[wispy lion]

goddamnit crazy diamond attacked me

[sharp dune]

Why do you hate kak

[wispy lion]

[sonic hollow]

Boring

[sharp dune]

kak means poop in my country actually

[pliant gate]

Crazy Diamond the goat

[sharp dune]

Well more like crap

[mossy perch]

I love part 4

[pliant gate]

Imma get a crazy Diamond phone grip

[mossy perch]

I have 2 jojo shirts

[wispy lion]

I’ve found a few jojo-themed areas around here, never actually went to them however it’s a neat thing to know they exist

not a lot but a few

mainly centered around part 5 though unfortunately

[mossy perch]

Dio with the world and jolyne with stone free

And bough 3 more part 6 shirts but i still haven't gotten them

[sharp dune]

im in the city and DAAAAMMMNNNN THIS THING FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

[pliant gate]

I embroidered one when i was first learning how to do it

[tropic otter]

sheeeesh

[wispy lion]

yo wtf steal me that thing bro

[sharp dune]

I “want” jojo shirts

[sharp dune]

Space flipper dude I’m gonna make millions of of this if I buy this and sell it on the black market

[pliant gate]

Ain’t no way

[wispy lion]

Id get a jojo shirt but like they’re around 6510¥ and im broke

[wispy lion]

hell yes man

[sharp dune]

How much is that in dollars

[wispy lion]

i think like 50, idk I use yen

[sharp dune]

Well euros but ppl usually don’t know

[sharp dune]

Damn

[crisp vigil]

omw to consider stone ocean shirts

11000 yen

yeah no thanks

[wispy lion]

[mossy perch]

I'll send pics of the shirts when i get them

[sharp dune]

Well it’s my birthday soon so maybe I can get myself some jojo shit then

[mossy perch]

I refuse to come to university with it

[sharp dune]

Well it has been my birthday but I was on vacation so ye

[pliant gate]

I need more jojo merch i wanna look baller

[mossy perch]

I have part 1 on manga

It's 3 volumes so