jojolion

[willow dawn]

cant even keep his own story straight

is it 100 or 110? you liar

[fluid mango]

Don't back up hugo

Hugo is a pathological liar

[willow dawn]

but he's right

[alpine trench]

Fake stories right

[junior coral]

When does chapter 111 come out

[fluid mango]

Never

[alpine trench]

Already did

[willow dawn]

a few years ago

[junior coral]

Link

?

[fluid mango]

Greeny don't listen

They're trying to brainwash you

[junior coral]

They them

[alpine trench]

Search yourself, why do I gotta work for u

smh smh

[willow dawn]

what

[junior coral]

They them

Gander

[fluid mango]

They as in referring to mutiple people

Anyways there's no chapter 126

I win

[alpine trench]

There is a chapter 126

You just failed to read it

[fluid mango]

Prove it then

[alpine trench]

Then u shamelessly decided to edit a crappy image

[fluid mango]

You're going to make me have another mental episode

[alpine trench]

to prove us all wrong

[minor ore]

www.readjojolionchapter126.com

[alpine trench]

see

the link is here

[fluid mango]

This is why I take my crazy pills

[alpine trench]

what more do u want

[fluid mango]

Because of you hugo

[hoary temple]

y'all just gaslighting this guy

[alpine trench]

Yeah stop editing images and we will talk

[minor ore]

I'm cumlighting him, idk about you guys

[fluid mango]

Ik they're making shit up clearly I haven't believeed them snh

Smh

[alpine trench]

Wow I guess WoU appears in chapter 2 lol

[minor ore]

[fluid mango]

Crappy edit

[alpine trench]

Smh Bingus big smh

Yeah it's an edit like yours

[fluid mango]

Why's the mangadex page more low qual then the manga page

Clearly edited

[alpine trench]

I already said it was

Now it's your turn to admit

[fluid mango]

But mine isn't

I'd never edit smth

[hoary temple]

this is such a stupid argument i LOVE IT

[willow dawn]

suuuure

[hoary temple]

🍿

[alpine trench]

He thought he could lie to us with this IMO

[fluid mango]

You stole my screenshot

[alpine trench]

What a buffoon

[fluid mango]

Which is real

Not fake

[minor ore]

Just wait 'til I bring up Star Platinum Vs battles

[alpine trench]

a real edit

[fluid mango]

No

I'm going to have a episode

[willow dawn]

why did he flip it so higashikata is backwards? what an idiot

[hoary temple]

everyone knows the real truth that jojolion is just steel ball run part 2 smh

[minor ore]

atakihsagiH

[willow dawn]

exactly

[alpine trench]

Ikr right, what a crappy edit, in 2 seconds I could do better

[willow dawn]

thats not a name

[minor ore]

This isn't really untrue

[alpine trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/410853737268248579/967544296658071573/1650682929014.gif

[minor ore]

Bingus why aren't you banned

[alpine trench]

Should be

[fluid mango]

Hugo is banned

[willow dawn]

with how much he lies

[junior coral]

GOodbye

[willow dawn]

wait nvm wrong person

[minor ore]

goodb ye

[willow dawn]

wait it is

[fluid mango]

I'm not banned

[junior coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-gif-23121271

[stone path]

What happened

[willow dawn]

i wish my brain could work

[fluid mango]

They're giving me a.mental breakdown

Please help

[willow dawn]

then stop lying bingoid

[minor ore]

Shouldn't have beaten your lil' ding dong to so much porn

[fluid mango]

I'm not

[minor ore]

Evidence?

[stone path]

How do you know about that?

[fluid mango]

I'm not lying

[minor ore]

I am all-knowing

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

You didn't even say "deadass". I don't believe you smh

[stone path]

💀

[alpine trench]

There are two possible courses:
Either you are a liar and that sentence is a lie itself meaning you are telling the truth which contradicts your lying nature
Or you are a Trueter and that sentence is true which would totally justify it.
These two possibilities lead us to the conclusion that you are indeed telling the truth, sadly we know that you know that we know that you are a liar so what u did was lying to yourself making you believe you were telling the truth making you say a truth while maintaining your liar status.
You truly are terrible liar Bingus, and a crappy editor too

[hoary temple]

dude just pulled a jojo monologue

[minor ore]

Trueter

[proper steeple]

what?

[alpine trench]

Im sorry but did I stutter?

[minor ore]

trueter

[stone path]

How, your texting

[hoary temple]

yes

[stone path]

But yes, trueter

[alpine trench]

IM SORRY BUT DID I STUTTER

[minor ore]

Yes

You did

[alpine trench]

I did no

[stone path]

I don’t think so, ask anyone else

Quit being such a

[minor ore]

You did and it was really embarrassing actually

[alpine trench]

Thanks, I thought I did

[alpine trench]

I would never

[stone path]

You did, apparently. Go to the timeout corner, your grounded

[alpine trench]

Nah that can't be

[minor ore]

[alpine trench]

I have the world record for longest time without stuttering

I would never do such a crappy mistake

[minor ore]

Did you rhyme orange with banana during your world record

[stone path]

That is so

Your such a silly

Bruh, is it just me or is this conversation

[alpine trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cc-caroline-cameron-sportsnet-youre-your-gif-17989833

[stone path]

Man, this food tastes like

[minor ore]

Stop speaking in emotes

[stone path]

Well actually, the preferred term is your, my mommy said so. I just asked her, and she said so. My mommy is always right.

Forgot the

That’s quite my dude

That ain’t very of you, bro.

[crisp vigil]

when

🗜️

[olive flicker]

karera or kei

[sonic hollow]

Yasuho

[willow dawn]

jobin

[fluid mango]

Joshu

[spiral wolf]

[minor ore]

damo was best villain in part 8

[pure charm]

Caato>>>

[fluid mango]

Clearly dolomite was

Actually

Poor tom

[umbral ivy]

“jojolion sucks”
“yeah? what about it?”

[light swift]

Jojolion bad

[crisp vigil]

yeah? what about it?

[light swift]

Antag sucks

[minor ore]

kaatos stand has the best stand design of jojolion

[fluid mango]

Okay you can't just use a fact

Agent.

[sonic hollow]

[brave geyser]

vitamin c

[sonic hollow]

Killer queen

[hard meteor]

had like three panels of screentime

[timid summit]

King Nothing has a really cool design as well

[pale loom]

which characters in JoJo have balls made of steel literally?

[alpine trench]

Such a cool design

Too bad it only appeared in one page

[sweet dune]

No one but gappy has 4 balls if your interested

[pale loom]

I am interested😏😳😉🤨

[timid summit]

Stroheim probably

[sweet dune]

He is a half cyborg

[alpine trench]

Wait a cyborg is already half human half machine Salad

[sweet dune]

[alpine trench]

[fervent nacelle]

Joshu’s haircut is kind of awesome

[fervent nacelle]

$300 haircut

[long imp]

Joshu is simply the sexist man alive

[hoary temple]

true

[long imp]

print that out and put it on your wall 💯

[vernal cave]

Speed King: Turbo Emperor.

WoU: Miracle of U.

[manic lark]

i got my own idea,

Doggy Style - Doggy Star

may be lame, but also works (and there are other localisations where there is just a similar word)

[junior coral]

Localized name will def have Doggy in the name

Because the Stand is shaped like a dog

[manic lark]

yeah, and it kept it in my localisation idea, even the words "style" and "star" are similar, so it works even better

[amber lion]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/9/9a/Doggy_Style.png/revision/latest?cb=20190718171753

dog

[manic lark]

it's more pup-like on a different angle and with a darker nose

[amber lion]

what did that poor pup smoke

[junior coral]

Weed

[hard meteor]

Yeah later drawings of it have it look more doglike

[hoary temple]

dogification

[kindred orchid]

im on chapter 50 and still no clue why tf josuke has 4 balls

[junior coral]

You are illiterate then

[sonic hollow]

Lol

[junior coral]

you were told at this point

[kindred orchid]

yeah i guess

something about a rokakaka

[junior coral]

Man

[minor ore]

i havent read part 8

is it important to understand jojolion

[junior coral]

What?

[amber lion]

if you wanna read jojolands, yes

[minor ore]

like, if you skip part 7 will you understand the story of jojolion

[junior coral]

Not really

[minor ore]

i see

[junior coral]

Why would you skip Part 7?

[minor ore]

idk

[junior coral]

What the fuck is the matter with you

[kindred orchid]

tf

[minor ore]

it looks pretty so i wanted to read it first

[amber lion]

part skipper detected, opinion rejected

[junior coral]

no

dumbass

[kindred orchid]

part 7 is good why would you skip it

[junior coral]

read the part that comes before it first

are you fucking dumb

[minor ore]

i didnt say it was bad, man

[junior coral]

Literal moron

[amber lion]

no, but you said you would skip it

[light swift]

50 chapters in and you don't know? Weren't you paying attention?

[junior coral]

One is pretty so you want to skip 7

dumbass

[sonic hollow]

jojo fans not being able to follow simple chronology

[minor ore]

:,(

[amber lion]

or were asking for advice on skipping

[light swift]

It's okay to skip parts :)

[amber lion]

heresy

[minor ore]

ive never skipped parts

i just wondered

[kindred orchid]

most of the time i was reading i was running on like 2 hours of sleep

[junior coral]

Stop wondering

[kindred orchid]

never wonder again

[light swift]

No wonder. Yeah you're probably missing alot of story detail. I say start fresh from the beginning

[kindred orchid]

eh i think i get the gist of the story

[junior coral]

Hmmmm.... so this guy actually was reading with his eyes closed

[light swift]

Are you aware josuke is a fusion

[junior coral]

You clearly fucking didn't if you don't know why Gappy has four balls

😭

Dawg this is fucking stupid

[kindred orchid]

no no no

i did know

i didint know why

[kindred orchid]

yeah

[light swift]

Ah

He's a fusion you dumbo

[amber lion]

it becomes very apparent within the first few chapters he “stole” them

[hard meteor]

its said why in multiple chapters

[kindred orchid]

did he steal kiras balls

[amber lion]

not exactly

[junior coral]

god almighty

have mercy on my soul

[light swift]

Technically, josuke has 2 tongues(halfs) and 4 eyes intotal

[amber lion]

there’s a reason i put stole i quotations

[light swift]

Did you know that?

[kindred orchid]

ohhhh thats why his eyes keep going like halfed

[light swift]

Yeah lmfao

[kindred orchid]

yeah but like

[light swift]

It's stated in the fusion explanation

[hard meteor]

https://mangadex.org/chapter/95f97489-6dc0-4260-af7f-89cd32b24e2c/1 read this over again

[kindred orchid]

bassically did steal them

[kind owl]

@kindred orchid, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[amber lion]

no

[kindred orchid]

i will reread that chapter

[light swift]

They fused

Dummy

[amber lion]

not basically

[kindred orchid]

ehhhh\

bassically

fuck

cant spell

[amber lion]

stole is just a funny way of putting it that doesn’t stray too far off course

[kindred orchid]

hmmmm but i do like the idea of castrating kira

[light swift]

jojo fans can't read

[light swift]

sounds cool

[kindred orchid]

friendly fire

ok i reread it

i get it now

[amber lion]

that fast?

[fluid mango]

I love them

[manic lark]

when i read this moment in b/w, i joked by cropping the last pannel and saying to a friend, that Gappy spat out all his blood and died

[fluid mango]

Wdym joke that happened

This is actually the end of JoJolion

A touching moment destroyed with comedy

[amber lion]

penis joke

[manic lark]

it sure was a "touching moment"

[sacred dove]

Yo guys how fast do you think speed kings heat transfer is?

[long flax]

Fast but not too fast

[raven olive]

Almost instantaneous, it just depends on when he activates it

[long flax]

Well he can't anymore you know

[sacred dove]

so if speed king threw a baseball which was hit by a bat that transfer can happen instantly and kill the person who was wielding the bat.

[long flax]

I don't think he ever killed people?

[sacred dove]

Jobin does kill people tho

[raven olive]

Ojiro

And his girlfriend

[long flax]

Oh

[junior coral]

Jobin killed Ojiro and his girlfriend

[hard meteor]

He killed two people with the heat transfer ability

[long flax]

I just remember Jobin got killed by a spray can

[raven olive]

If he makes it so, then yes that could happen

[raven olive]

Human water fountain

[long flax]

I remember the beginning and the end, all that shit he did in the middle I kinda forgot

[sacred dove]

Intresting

[raven olive]

His ability makes up for his lack physical capabilities

[sacred dove]

100% yes

[long flax]

Where part 9 tho

[junior coral]

June at the earliest

🤷🏻

[sonic hollow]

In the works

That’s all we know

[raven olive]

I would imagine creating a brand story will take more than a few months

[sonic hollow]

Yea

[junior coral]

Why

When Part 8 came out the literal next issue of UJ after 7

💀

[sonic hollow]

Really?

I thought there was a break

[long flax]

I feel like there was a lot of stuff in this part that was left unexplained

[kind owl]

@long flax, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[junior coral]

Nope

[junior coral]

Yep

[sonic hollow]

Hm

[raven olive]

Shiiiiiiit idk I’m not a manga artist

[junior coral]

Neither am I

💀

[hard meteor]

There was

[long flax]

Yeah so we need the next part

[junior coral]

Don’t be expecting Part 9 to explain anything Part 8 left by the way

Just don’t

No other part has ever done that. Plenty of stuff gets left behind before the next part

[raven olive]

The only thing I want to know is The Akefu Satoru still alive?

[junior coral]

The human?

The actual guy?

[raven olive]

Ye

[junior coral]

Probably not

If Toru took his place

He probably got rid of him

[hard meteor]

He’s dead

[raven olive]

Well shiiiiiiit

[long flax]

He was 89 years old

[junior coral]

79

[hard meteor]

Rock humans usually kill off the people after they steal the identities

[junior coral]

Yeah

The real Satoru Akefu was 79 when Toru met Yasuho as a child

[fluid mango]

Toru old af

[raven olive]

Well most of them took the identity of people who already went missing or have little to no connections, no?

[long flax]

I'm a bit confused, can't remember if Toru had a plan for the fruit after he actually got it or whatever

[fluid mango]

Also is toru like the leader of the rock humans

[hard meteor]

His plan was to just sell it for money

Lame asf

[fluid mango]

Was toru the first rock huma.

Human

[long flax]

I think the build up to the final battle was just wayy too long

[raven olive]

He wants to profit from it by having it as the proficient medicine for humans to have

[fluid mango]

Yeah but then again d4c also had a long ass arc

[hard meteor]

D4c was good though

[fluid mango]

WoU was too

[hard meteor]

And was an actual fight

[sonic hollow]

No

[raven olive]

That way rock humans could take advantage of the fruit and become on top of the world

[fluid mango]

Is toru the leader

[raven olive]

D4C got bitched on in every fight it’s in

[kind owl]

@raven olive, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[sonic hollow]

Of the rokakaka organization

He doesn’t lead all rock humans

[fluid mango]

So we may see rock humans return in part 9?

[sonic hollow]

Idk

[raven olive]

How the hell did it nearly lose a fight against Scary Monsters?

[long flax]

That is really dumb

[raven olive]

Yes

[fluid mango]

I mean it can't do anything without being in-between something

Diego just was very precaurious

[hard meteor]

Still got folded

[fluid mango]

Yeah because he made the Caeser mistake, underestimating your opponent

Like how caesar went to kick wamuu

[raven olive]

I’m talking about the stand itself not being able to do anything against other stands, got folded like an omelette against Diego and Gyro

[long flax]

I didn't like wonder of u because it's ability was so fucking random

[fluid mango]

That's because it's mainly based around it's dimensional abilities. It has like zero strength and the real damage it does is when another universe meets their self in another universe, thus killing them

[raven olive]

The basis is that Torū abuses the flow of calamity in order to be untouchable, until Go Beyond

[fluid mango]

Pretty much

[long flax]

I guess

but kinda boring since he kinda just stands there and watches people get hit with tables and shit

[fluid mango]

It's ability was supposed to be kinda random

It's calamity

You cannot pursue him

Or even think about pursuing him

Or else calamity will occur

It progressively seems to worsen too

[raven olive]

That’s true, I guess it threw me off from its busted stats, so I assume it would be Star Platinum level

[fluid mango]

D4C could probably beat jotaro

[raven olive]

Probably if he gets him between something, it all depends if Jotaro dusts his ass in the first time stop

[junior coral]

No

Clearly not

His mother is a rock human

[raven olive]

Would you keep a rock animal/insect as a pet

[junior coral]

Nah

Every single one besides like Iwasuke is like evil

[raven olive]

That guardrail rock animal was definitely on some fuckery

[long flax]

I wouldn't even keep a pet rock

[crisp vigil]

get better jokes

[raven olive]

Saying Torū is so weird now

[minor ore]

Verdade

[limpid osprey]

I feel like gappy is jotaros au version

[junior coral]

Shut the fuck up

[kindred orchid]

bruh i thought that was bruno for a sec

[junior coral]

It is

[fluid mango]

He makes a guest appearance

[alpine trench]

He is bruno

Jojolion is Vento Aureo au

Thought this was common knowledge

[minor ore]

Kei>>>>>

[minor ore]

...

[alpine trench]

[minor ore]

Lmao

[junior coral]

They are joking

Please do not go believing that

[stone path]

Bruh 💀

[sour pine]

I’m just gullible in general. I’m used to it

[royal bane]

nah id believe that shit too 😭😭

ive seen sm fan art of Yotsuyu and Bruno like i thought Araki did somethin

[lunar rose]

Thats yotsuyu

Ig

[minor ore]

Duh, Bruno faked his death and moved to Morioh 10 years after vento aureo, then became a fucking architect who is a fruit dealer

Jojolion lore right there

[nimble plinth]

Just finished Jojolion

It was certainly a Jojolion

By all accounts, it was a Jojolion from start to finish

[proven wraith]

i read jojolion and i can conclude it was a jojolion

[willow dawn]

he was lying to giorno

he just stopped bleeding because he felt like it

[willow dawn]

i also think that jojolion was nothing except for jojolion

[fossil tapir]

I dont think its a jojolion but i conclude that its JOJOlion or it might JoJolion too

Im really confused abt this

[rare vale]

i've read it twice

but couldn't find the lion

[untold sleet]

its in his hat

[opal hollow]

Liar

[brave geyser]

iwasuke

[minor ore]

That's a dog

[tropic otter]

dam

[fluid mango]

Clearly it's a lion

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[crisp vigil]

jojolion chatgoers repeating the lion joke for the 77332889979th time

[sonic hollow]

[sweet dune]

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-patchouli-knowledge-patchouli-fumo-patchy-patchy-fumo-gif-23513017

[deep jasper]

Does Joseph cheat in this universe?

[tame plover]

As far as we know, no

[deep jasper]

Mhm

[hard meteor]

Nope

[deep jasper]

The universe where Joseph is loyal

[sweet dune]

Is joseph even in this universe

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[untold sleet]

wasn't Joseph originally loyal
like to Erina and stuff

[hard meteor]

||He appears in the last two Chapters of 8||

[sweet dune]

Ahh

I still have to finish 8 lol

Im still on doobie wah

[alpine trench]

Oh Metal did the spoil

oh no

[sweet dune]

Ban

[deep jasper]

Suzi Q

Erina is Jonathan’s wife

[untold sleet]

oh wait i thought you meant a different kind of cheat

[fluid mango]

As far as we know, no. Even the family tree doesn't state that there's any branching out besides holy

That doesn't mean he isn't able to still

But

We'll see

[sinful bramble]

(Is in Part 8 chat)

[random hatch]

sorry been off radar but been reading it whenever I get time

i am here currently

dolomite blue hawaii stand

[sinful bramble]

Dolomite the chad

[sweet dune]

I dont mind tbh
I barely even go to this chat

[light swift]

Joseph fucked Lucy after he saved her

Getting that granny puss

[fluid mango]

He's 17 🤨

[alpine trench]

no one says he did it immediately Bongus

[fluid mango]

"After he saved her"

🤨

Tryna cash in on the gratitude

[alpine trench]

After isn't a definite time

[fluid mango]

Ik

I'm trolling

Hugo

[alpine trench]

Im not

Bongu

[fluid mango]

Foolish hugo

[alpine trench]

Buffoon Bengus

[kindred orchid]

where lion

:troll:

[manic lark]

you are one of many bluenames doing a "jojolion lion lol" meme

if you wanna see a lion, go to a zoo

[kindred orchid]

Haha lion

[junior coral]

Shut up

[hard meteor]

blue names dont have original jokes

[fluid mango]

Did josuke only tell daiya he liked her so she wouldn't go tell norisuke he was going upstairs

Cuz i don't even get why he would like her besides that reason

Also star wars and queen is canon in the sbrverse

[kindred orchid]

bro doesnt like blue 💀

[willow dawn]

not pirates of the caribbean though

the closest they got is 3d johnny depp pirate movie

[kindred orchid]

pretty sure that meant pirates of caribean

[light swift]

Thats def the reason. I'm not exactly sure of how josuke viewed yashuo. Either as a companion or a gf. Prob companion

[fluid mango]

Goofy ahh haircut

[minor ore]

Smexy

[fluid mango]

💀

[alpine trench]

Yes

[fluid mango]

Ok

Me rn

[wispy lion]

live bingus reaction

[woven needle]

yee yee ass

[fluid mango]

Shut up

[woven needle]

https://tenor.com/view/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain-gif-22507163

[alpine trench]

Don't tell others to shut up

That's rude

[tame plover]

Shut up bingus

[sharp dune]

why y’all gotta hate on the poor fucking goddamn bingus

[sharp dune]

As you can see bingus could beat you guys easily

[junior coral]

#general-spoilers

[fluid mango]

What

[junior coral]

Just putting a portal down for quick entry

🤮

[light swift]

Dude can't be bothered to just scroll up

[fluid mango]

Why

[minor ore]

Yo

[alpine trench]

Ayo Bingus muted again

[junior coral]

BAHAHAHA

What did they do this time

[fluid mango]

Fuck you hugo

[brave geyser]

cope

[fluid mango]

I don't even know uou

[hard meteor]

you forgot about ash

das crazy bro

[alpine trench]

He doesn't know Ash

Maybe only smart people can see Ash

[fluid mango]

Then you can't see them

[cosmic dagger]

I forgot a little detail about JoJolion. Why did Norisuke adopt Josuke?

[kind owl]

@cosmic dagger, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[stark sigil]

cuz yasuho found him

[alpine trench]

OH

U DID NOT

my heart is broken

Into a thousand pieces

[stark sigil]

and he wanted to find out his identity

[alpine trench]

I can no longer breath or cry

[cosmic dagger]

Oh, right

Thanks

[alpine trench]

He wanted to find clues about the mystery surrounding his house

I think

[sinful bramble]

He was also curious about Kira iirc, Josuke was as well, without knowing his origin or having grasped his identity

[alpine trench]

Well Josuke was found there so

[fluid mango]

Cause josuke probably resembled kira to him so of course he'd be curious

Also Joseph in the sbrverse has siblings

2 sisters and one brother iirc

Bearded Gappy would be hot

He needs a beard

[hard meteor]

he knew half of him was kira and wanted to bring him into the family to find out what he knew about the locacaca

[unkempt onyx]

Gappy

[granite pewter]

Tooru best villain

[junior coral]

Not even close

[granite pewter]

You’re wrong,I’m right

[junior coral]

Toru isn’t the best anything dawg 💀💀💀

[granite pewter]

Best hat hair

[sonic hollow]

Maybe best stand

[granite pewter]

“Maybe”

[sonic hollow]

Is tooru officially spelled with only one o now?

[junior coral]

Best stand sure

[junior coral]

Yeah

[sonic hollow]

Gross

[granite pewter]

Yeah I changed my mind, diavolo is now best villain

[hard meteor]

dont lie

[quaint imp]

Toru best villain

[junior coral]

110% cap

[minor ore]

The best villain is the lion 😀

[sonic hollow]

[alpine trench]

Gros*

[alpine trench]

No

[granite pewter]

Average green coping moment

[eternal dagger]

this page does something to my brain

[quaint imp]

Toru best child predator

[alpine trench]

Mountain theme is

[minor ore]

no its obviously Kars

[eternal dagger]

based

[minor ore]

ikr

[eternal dagger]

he's a beautiful man

[light swift]

What 3rd grader changed tooru to toru

[junior coral]

Araki

[fluid mango]

Good thing or bad

[eternal dagger]

GOOD. especially the close up of Gappy's stubble 🥵 help

[fluid mango]

I wanna see him with a whole beard

[eternal dagger]

He would look good with a beard or even just 5'o clock shadow

[light swift]

Stupid

kill

[junior coral]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bad-squirt-dog-gif-22486351

[eternal dagger]

[sacred dove]

Member born this way arc

[molten crane]

that was peak

[deft gate]

jojolion is the most sussy jojo part, change my mind

(boba, pp big, other stuff)

[sweet dune]

its a seinen so ofcourse it has that stuff

part 7 is even sussier

[deft gate]

oh it is?

oh wait

i rember

But i think jojolion is more sussy

it literally have boba 😂 😂 🥶

i mean sbr is indeed kinda sus

gyro was doing sussy stuff with a woman that was married

johnny have bug fetish

but that's all i can really think of

[junior coral]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[deft gate]

y doe

oh because amogus?

[deft gate]

amogus

sussy baka

imposter

🤓

[junior coral]

39 dead

0 found

[light swift]

All in my basement 😈

[minor ore]

yotsuyu is a femboy

am i wrong

[willow dawn]

yes

how is he a femboy

[minor ore]

man dresses like a woman

to be fair though thats like 90% of modern jojo characters

he literally wears long clothing with roses on it too lol

[tawdry citrus]

That’s every character after part 4

[minor ore]

except for part 7

i dont remember anyone like that from sbr

[tawdry citrus]

true!

[untold sleet]

aren't those very clearly shorts?

[minor ore]

idk what kind of shorts you wear

[untold sleet]

shorts

i wouldn't call this long though

[minor ore]

so they look like this baggy inflated crap

[minor ore]

theres some images of him which make him look like a woman either way

[untold sleet]

yeah they're baggy

[minor ore]

before i read jojolion i saw this and thought he was a woman lol

[untold sleet]

fair

[flint blaze]

It doesn’t look feminine though

[granite pewter]

That’s why he’s the best rock human

[alpine trench]

He looks feminine

Honestly weird character

How many times did he spoke

7?

[minor ore]

I mean he dies on his first real appearance, but he appears quite a lot in flashbacks so

He never really does speak though you're right lol

But his EOH voice is just 😍

[raven olive]

I AM A LOCK

[cosmic dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tamami-kobayashi-jojos-bizzare-adventure-diamond-is-unbreakable-run-tamami-gif-25430694

[raven olive]

No respect for ma boi Aisho 😔

Girl was horny to the max, couldn’t wait a few months to hop on that rocky road

[minor ore]

i wish EOH came out when jojolion was further progressed

i'd love to hear jobins and damos voices

[raven olive]

I thought Jobin had a few voice lines

[minor ore]

nope

he has a model in-game but no voice lines

probably because his stand wasn't known at that time

[raven olive]

Now that’s some bogus

[alpine trench]

Some Bingus I would even say

[minor ore]

we're probably get some tooru voice lines in ASBR though

its kind of hard to believe that they wouldnt add a main villain

so

[raven olive]

Not even one Mitsuo Aida reference? Bandai smoking nut

[hard meteor]

need jobin lines in that game asap 🙏

[minor ore]

add jobin to asb remastered 🥺

his stand has the most combat potential out of most of jojolion tbh

maybe vitamin c but most stands arent specifically for fighting

[raven olive]

Jobin’s special should be a drive by via Speed King

[hard meteor]

yes

[minor ore]

actually wait

has anyone considered that shakedown road might become a map in the new game

i mean it has potential

the dramatic finish could be the leaf stand killing you

dont remember its name

[raven olive]

Les Feuilles

[stone path]

It was french so

[placid swift]

a rock lands on your head

extra points if you do it to johnny

[fluid mango]

@alpine trench fuck you i hate you bitch ass bitch

[brave geyser]

shush

[alpine trench]

Woah

That's very Rude Bingus

You kiss your sister with that mouth?

[light swift]

Yea he does

And his cat

[fluid mango]

I dont have a sister

Or a car

Cat

I'm allergic

[alpine trench]

you are allergic to being a good person

You hurt my feelings bongos :C

[fluid mango]

Don't care

I Don't feel bad

I'm sorry Hugo

@alpine trench I'm sorry I hurt.your feelings

[alpine trench]

Too late

you and me are done Binges

[junior coral]

JUST KISS ALREADY

[alpine trench]

🤨

Done as in he is blocked now

Green man u ok?

[sonic hollow]

Found an image I thought you would find helpful greeny

[junior coral]

Who is that anime character in the bagground

[sonic hollow]

no fucking clue

[junior coral]

Dude what the actual fuck

https://tenor.com/view/raven-nervous-anxious-gif-3572001

[sonic hollow]

you good?

[junior coral]

DAWG

[fluid mango]

I love men

[light swift]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-araki-hirohiko-araki-gif-22012284

[sonic hollow]

the fuck is going on

[fluid mango]

JoJolion

108

[light swift]

Hot among us sex with the imposter in electric

[fluid mango]

🤨

Agent you need to take your meds

[sonic hollow]

greeny's havin a break down, bingus is just saying weird shit, and im very fucking confused

[fluid mango]

Sounds like an average day

[light swift]

COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN

IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME!

[hard meteor]

sounds like a normal day in this server lmao

[fluid mango]

Shut up

[sonic hollow]

honestly thats fair

[light swift]

HAVIN A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

ITS ALWAYS THE SAAAAME

[fluid mango]

I hate you all

I love you all

It smells like bread

[sonic hollow]

bipolar disorder

[light swift]

Led died for our sins

[fluid mango]

There's a screw in my pocket

[light swift]

(This is a tool that'll help us later)

[fluid mango]

I also have 4 pencils

Where am I

[light swift]

Micheal scotts office i think

https://tenor.com/view/office-gif-23066448

[sonic hollow]

parks and rec is better

[junior coral]

Truth

[willow dawn]

based

[fluid mango]

Yes

[alpine trench]

what

[fluid mango]

AHHH

[tired yacht]

okay im only on ch 10 of jojolion so no spoilers plz

but theoretically couldn’t josuke take away like someones heart with soft and wet?

because the stand description says it takes away physical things

[junior coral]

No

He can't take away actual objects

He can take away properties of objects

Stuff like the use of sight, light, and friction

[tired yacht]

okay makes sense

that’s kinda what i assumed but i figured i’d ask anyways

[junior coral]

This channel is for spoiler discussion by the way so don't hang out in here too often if you're not comfortable with spoilers

[junior coral]

holy shit

i'm fucking so stupid

[sonic hollow]

lol

[junior coral]

I said this "video" is for spoiler discussion before

Am I having a fucking stroke

Wtf is the matter with me

[tame plover]

you have taken too many Ls as of recently

[junior coral]

It's getting to my head

[sonic hollow]

the L's are affecting his brain

[tame plover]

Maybe youll get better if you add in the wiki that HD evolved to have a pen

[junior coral]

What

[amber lion]

prescribe him with a daily dose of 500 mlg of W

[tame plover]

It is not in the wiki

It talks about how rohan can write in it

But not that HD eventually gets the ability to write

so Rohan doesn't need to write and ofc doesn't need a pen

trust it will heal your mental health

[fluid mango]

For some reason I thought it was said josuke cannot use soft and wet on himself

[light swift]

Light? Has he done this? I don't think thats possible even with the science logic in jojo

[junior coral]

California King Bed arc iirc?

[light swift]

Uhhh

[junior coral]

Light from a light bulb

I think he did that and then realized that Daiya was blind so that wouldn’t work

I haven’t read JoJolion in a minute tho so lol

[light swift]

He used a bubble to silence the light switch sound

[junior coral]

Oh right

Must have mixed it up

It’s probably not illogical to say he could also take the property of light from a light bulb though

[light swift]

If he took light from the light bulb it would still have light afterward

Bc light bulb and electricity science

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-science-yeah-science-gif-5954775

[junior coral]

This is fiction

[light swift]

Eh

[fluid mango]

Can josuke use soft and Wet on himself

[light swift]

He would've unpoisoned himself

[tropic otter]

Hmmmm, I should clear my brain, as I thought of something different when I fist saw that

[fluid mango]

Basically I'm asking was it stated in the manga that he cannot use it on himself

[tropic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-weekend-brain-goodbye-brain-trash-gif-5709446

I am cleaning my dirt brain

[light swift]

Okay so when gappy dehydrated that girl, holes popped out of her skin w water leaking out

When he made that dude blind

His eyes popped

And if he removes semen...

[sonic hollow]

Stoooopp

[fluid mango]

Balls explode

But doesn't josuke stop his head from bleeding with S&W

[hard meteor]

he says he cant here specifically about the plunder ability

[fluid mango]

Ah

What's he doing here

[hard meteor]

hes blocking the injury with a soap bubble,josuke cant use his stealing ability on himself, what he can do at most is use his stand to stop a minor injury

[tame plover]

wet & soft

[fluid mango]

Shut up

I now just realized that that's a pen going into uim

[light swift]

What falls along the line of object here. He took water out of that lady so that contradicts the property rule. I think as a nerf it should be only stuff like the 5 senses or elemental stuff

[fluid mango]

Him*

[fluid mango]

I mean he took out fuel

During the fight against uhh

Whatever the fuck his name is

And doremifasolatido

[sonic hollow]

Urban guerrilla

[fluid mango]

Yeah

Lang Wrangler 2.0

[light swift]

The bubbles can carry objects and liquids but the ability can't just make it pour out like so

[fluid mango]

Yeah

[hard meteor]

he steals friction too

[light swift]

S&w nerf arc

[light swift]

Yea ik

[fluid mango]

Go Beyond too strong

[light swift]

YEa

Beb

Brb

[timid summit]

Beb

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[tropic otter]

Bob

[uncut elm]

does go beyond defy ger

[junior coral]

Yeah Araki said he could

[uncut elm]

did he really

[junior coral]

No

[tropic otter]

[quaint imp]

JoJo fans triggered🤬

[junior coral]

Yes

[fluid mango]

How can ger revert something that doesn't exist

[light swift]

However

Araki is dumb

[fluid mango]

Take that back before I kill you

[light swift]

Did he explain it or just say "uh yea sure fuck off now pls"

[light swift]

Im a ghost possessing my own corpse kill me again 😈

[fluid mango]

Ok

[light swift]

kO

[fluid mango]

Who talked here

[uncut elm]

someone was sending invites to a discord i think

i saw it in one channel

[fluid mango]

Ah

[light swift]

Somebody breathed illegally here

[stone path]

How did jhonny get the corpse from America to japan? Whatever security they had between borders were okay with corpses going around?

[hard meteor]

he kept it hidden in a briefcase

[fluid mango]

^^^

Security wasn't as advanced then

[raven olive]

I also think many didn’t know about the vault outside of the survivors of Part 7

[stone path]

“The vault cannot be opened by any army or enemy stand user in the next 80 years” Jhonny opens it with no problems

[fluid mango]

I doubt half the survivors did either

[fluid mango]

Probably wasn't shut well or smth idk

[stone path]

No the people who were in the corpse dilemma

[hard meteor]

he probably used act 3 or 4 to get in

[raven olive]

ACT IV

[fluid mango]

Yeah

Act VI

Act 6 when

[raven olive]

Pick up the rock off of Johnny

[stone path]

Wait who DID survive while seeing the corpse?

It was just Jhonny Stephen and Lucy right?

[hard meteor]

yeah

[raven olive]

Steven and Lucy Steel, Johnny, that’s it

[fluid mango]

Johnny*

Not Jhonny

[stone path]

Yeah, didn’t notice

Hmm

Where did the government take the corpse to?

[raven olive]

Uhhhh

[fluid mango]

Back to America probably

[raven olive]

Well fuck,

Josuke steal the holy corpse using Soft &Wet

[stone path]

They didn’t know about the corpse vault 💀 Trump finna get love train in the SBR verse

[raven olive]

No…….Senator Armstrong

Wait… if The Holy Corpse is still in America, How Fucked is the rest of the world?

[light swift]

💀 💀 💀

[stone path]

It depends, if they actually sealed it in a vault like the first, which was created to not only defend against armies but enemy stand users as well, then they are all good, if otherwise, then 💀

[hard meteor]

theyre screwed if anyone attempts to use its power fully again

so far it has happened yet

[stone path]

Joe Biden, Love train

[raven olive]

Oh God Oh Fuck

[sinful bramble]

Joshu Higashikata

[kindred orchid]

my uhhhhhh fellow americans dojaah

Obama requiem when

[alpine trench]

When you stop being cringe

[kindred orchid]

hm

never

[ornate fiber]

Unfortunate

[fluid mango]

Hi s'mores

Gappy 😍

[minor ore]

Soft and wet!

[fluid mango]

I like his beard

[eternal dagger]

😳

[light swift]

So my idea to nerf and re explain s&w is something revolved around spin

Ya see how the zepili family used spinning steel balls to suppress the pain for death row inmates

The idea is, MAJOR JOJOLION SPOILERS ||ok so the bubbles are made of gappys hair and when it pops the spinning string nullifies whatever property was on x object. Like an additional thin layer making a rock slippery. || or temporarily stunning one of the 5 senses with the same idea. Soft and wet can't just remove anything, only suppress and stun. Though if the bubbles are spun faster they can Carry objects and elements

And spinning faster just makes it more solid like and not pop upon touch

[light swift]

Carrying stuff like sound, smell, etc

I should be arakis co writer :D

And make all the characters gay

[proven wraith]

propaganda

[light swift]

It's vital to the lore

[minor ore]

"Soft & Wet... When my soap bubble touches something and it break, It takes something from there. Now I've taken the sound from this wall."

[stone path]

Old Joseph X Koichi

[granite pewter]

Remind me the name of arrow stand

[crisp vigil]

what

[granite pewter]

Arrow stand, killed doctor wu

What’s it called again

[crisp vigil]

awaking iii leaves

[granite pewter]

Ty

[alpine trench]

Awaking III leaves didn't kill Dr Wuu tho

Soft and Wet did

[granite pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-stfu-discord-gif-19719424

[alpine trench]

[eternal dagger]

Wait how did I miss that ||his bubbles were made from his hair|| ?? I think I need to reread it

[light swift]

go back to the ||orchard fire chapters||

[eternal dagger]

Got it 👍 Thank you!

[fluid mango]

How

[fluid mango]

So like ||during the end of ozone baby?||

I went back and saw nothing mentioned

What are the chapters numbered

@light swift

[quaint imp]

I thought it was interesting how the stands in the SBR universe look more realistic than some sort of weird ghost things from the previous parts

Like how Soft and Wet looks kind of like a robot same with speed king and WoU

[junior coral]

There are robotic stands in part 3

And natural looking stands in Part 3

[light swift]

Read what rai said about josukes bubbles

[fluid mango]

Where

What chapter

He said they were string no?

[quaint imp]

I'm not sure if Araki meant that the bubbles were actually Josuk8's hair when he wrote that

When I think of cord I think of some sort of artificial thing like plastic

[fluid mango]

Yes

[junior coral]

nope

not even close

[vast cosmos]

Lowkey been waiting for jojolands

[junior coral]

You the only one

[fluid mango]

Haven't we all

[timid summit]

Nope

[junior coral]

only you

weirdo

[fluid mango]

Me?

[junior coral]

yes

you the only one who cares about 'jojo lands'

whatever that even is

chucklehead ass

[fluid mango]

Okay greenbozo

[junior coral]

You're also green

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-yelling-angry-mad-scolding-gif-17687408

[fluid mango]

Racist

[junior coral]

hmm

yes

[fluid mango]

Bingcist

Racist against bingus

[junior coral]

yes

indeed

[fluid mango]

Banned

[junior coral]

indubitably

i concur

[fluid mango]

[light swift]

Greeny more like pooey

[junior coral]

Keep your forked tongue behind its cage, wretch

[sonic hollow]

Racist against idiots*

[umbral crest]

J8suke.

[kind owl]

@umbral crest, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[alpine trench]

As we should

Exterminate the bongis

[alpine trench]

||How can deez nuts fit in your mouth?||

Plus bubbles with glue captured him

[minor ore]

Biggie

[minor ore]

omg he's so cute

[patent ridge]

That moment when murderous 10 year old

[sonic hollow]

We got a murderous infant in part 3

[patent ridge]

True

But still

[drowsy merlin]

i know why gappy got 4 balls

[sonic hollow]

so does everyone who read the part