jojolion

[timber gull]

bobbs

[trail geyser]

this

to this

[formal patio]

fun fun fun?

[random hatch]

the adventure beckons

I am in bois

[brave geyser]

good luck

i hope you enjoy it

[random hatch]

yes 🙂

[crisp vigil]

The lads

Yoo the coloring page ‼️

[random hatch]

So cool

[tropic otter]

Venom

Lmao I thought it was Waluigi with Josuke hair

[random hatch]

4 balls

this is funny af

this is SBR reference

[random hatch]

man the hats

[uncut elm]

🥶

[random hatch]

nsfw part

naked girl in the bathtub

[sonic hollow]

NUDITY?!?!? In MY family friendly seinen manga?!?!? What are the chances

[fluid mango]

Legit bone chilling and idk why

[sonic hollow]

Cause josukes a beast

[fluid mango]

So true

[sonic hollow]

someone help my boy out

he going through things

[tame plover]

#manga-jojokes

[kindred charm]

how come that france already has jojolion in their language OFFICIALLY and we don’t even have stone ocean (manga wise)

[placid swift]

because viz media are lazy bums that started translating jojo super late and are doing it at a snail's pace

[kindred charm]

also is it just me or does soft and wet seem SUPER OP

it literally steals your friction

[placid swift]

and other things

[kindred charm]

btw i’ve not read jojolion yet

[placid swift]

whoops

[kindred charm]

so this may not be correct

[placid swift]

it steals your chance of having jojolion in english officially

[kindred charm]

lmao

[kind owl]

@kindred charm, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[kindred charm]

does it also steal the chanve of me getting some bitches

[junior coral]

Because JoJo’s localization in the west got fucked over twice and Viz has been pumping out four volumes a year since 2015

We are lucky that they fucked it up both times otherwise we would have had to read The Strange Adventures of JoJo and read from left to right

[placid swift]

lmao yes

i literally read the first chapter of viz media's baoh right-to-left

and then realized halfway through the second chapter that they fucking flipped the entire manga

i thank baoh for being so mid that viz gave up on strange adventures of jojo

oh god if they did use that title we might've been calling jojo 'strange adventures' instead

[kindred charm]

i want to see soft and wet hit the griddy

[junior coral]

Take that back

Baoh is peak

[placid swift]

i agree

but it was mid in viz's eyes

and that's why viz is cringe

[junior coral]

True

Also read Baoh on Mangadex

The wiki team flipped it back

[placid swift]

yea i did

immediately ran to mangadex when i figured out viz flipped it

[junior coral]

Good

[placid swift]

i also watched the anime right after finishing it

[junior coral]

Good

[placid swift]

are there any baoh figures

if they remove baoh from asbr i will riot in the streets

i need to read magical bt next

or cool shock bt

or devil boy bt

or whatever they want to call bt

drug-smuggler bt

[uncut elm]

Does Tooru have Afro hair

[crisp vigil]

no it’s braided

wtf do you think look at him

[junior coral]

There’s a SAS for Baoh I think

[placid swift]

damn u right

looks amazing too

[rugged stream]

they release all their manga on a three month schedule
it's just their thing at this point

[rugged stream]

we do. But it's online.

[placid swift]

work FASTER godammit

[rugged stream]

there's no way they haven't at least finished translating most of the chapters for the next volume

[placid swift]

they be typin one letter per minute over at viz

[kindred charm]

nah one minute per letter

takes them years to even think

[kindred charm]

i prefer having things in print

[alpine trench]

Then print them yourself

[kindred charm]

cba + don’t have a printer:[

[alpine trench]

Buy one, it's less expensive than buying all Jojolion volumes

[kindred charm]

don’t have enough room + parents won’t let me

my friends are calling me gappy cos i got a tooth knocked out

[willow dawn]

anti-jojolion totalitarianism

[kindred charm]

i’m a jojo reference

[alpine trench]

You don't have room for a printer?

[kindred charm]

nope

no room for printer

i’ll just read online

[stark sigil]

20th anniversary animation will have gappy and johnny

[kindred charm]

when’s that

[stark sigil]

of the anime? in 10 years

[kindred charm]

fuck

i hope at least sbr is animated by then

can i skip to sbr

am currently on part 2

i understand the concept of stands

[stark sigil]

no

[kindred charm]

and i will come back to the other parts

[stark sigil]

you're skipping 4 parts

[kindred charm]

alright thanks

[stark sigil]

and stands are introduced in part 3

[kindred charm]

i have to skip stone ocean for now anyway

[kindred charm]

yeah i know but i understand stands

my friend explained them

OR

can i watch part 3 while reading sbr

so i’ll finish part 2

@stark sigil?

could i do that?

[uncut elm]

Do what u want

I started on part 5

Then went to part 2

[stark sigil]

[uncut elm]

Infact the only part I haven’t finished is part 4

[kind owl]

@uncut elm, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[willow dawn]

[junior coral]

L

Part skipper trash

👎👎👎👎

I bully part skippers

[uncut elm]

Didn’t choose to be one

I was born into it

[junior coral]

Counting isn’t for everyone i get it

1-8 is hard to do

Took me until 1st grade to learn it, you’ll get there one day

[uncut elm]

10th grade and I still don’t got it down straight

It’s tough out here in the us

[kindred charm]

i have no choice but to skip part 6

my mum says that i can’t watch it and she says if she finds me watching/reading it i’ll get in trouble

[uncut elm]

Wtf

[junior coral]

Dude

That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard

are you 5 years old

[kindred charm]

i’m 13 :/

[uncut elm]

Part 8 is probably the most bloody part

[kindred charm]

but that’s not on netflix is it

[uncut elm]

Just read part 6 then

[kindred charm]

^^^

i don’t wanna get my phone taken off me

[junior coral]

Too old for your mom to be telling you what what not to watch

Shaking my head

[kindred charm]

bro she’s polish she’ll put me in the dishwasher

[junior coral]

Why is your profile called Gappy if you haven’t read Part 8

[kindred charm]

cos i like his outfit

[junior coral]

[kindred charm]

and he’s a good character in EOH

[junior coral]

Your mom should be more worried about you hanging around on discord than watching a damn Japanese cartoon

[edgy tiger]

It’s been a fat minute

This chat still alive?

[kindred charm]

it’s cos she googled about it cos she thought it sounded internesting and the first thing that showed up mentioned

“that scene”

[junior coral]

Which scene?

In Stone Ocean?

[kindred charm]

yep

the one where jolyne enjoys herself

[junior coral]

The scene where she talks about how embarrassed she was for getting caught doing it yeah

[kindred charm]

yeah

[nimble bough]

So true!

[molten gust]

why p4 of all

[sturdy ledge]

fr

[opal hollow]

There’s worse she could’ve found out about

[willow dawn]

it is a pretty good outfit to be fair

[fresh marsh]

i finished jojolion today

👯‍♂️

[uncut elm]

obladi oblada

[random hatch]

true

i have to read jojolion at home I think

volume has so much nudity]

[junior coral]

“So much”

One arc

And it’s not even in the majority of it

[uncut elm]

are the last 2 chapters jojolands

[junior coral]

What

[uncut elm]

who are these randoms in this chapter

do i need to read the last 2

[timber crow]

What?

[junior coral]

What are you talking about

Jojolands isn’t out yet

[timber crow]

This is a JoJolion

[uncut elm]

i know

do i need to read the last 2

[junior coral]

Of what??

[uncut elm]

is it importnatn

[junior coral]

Jojolands isn’t fucking out

[junior coral]

It’s the end of the part

Why wouldn’t you read it

[uncut elm]

aaaaaaaaa

[junior coral]

The final chapter should be titled Higashikata Fruit Parlor

Wherever you’re reading is outdated

[uncut elm]

wdym

because of the titles

[junior coral]

The title was changed

The final chapter is called Higashikata Fruit Parlor

It used to be Radio Gaga Part 2

[timber crow]

I feel like the Radio Ga Ga incident should have been its own thing

[junior coral]

So it’s outdated, whatever you’re reading on

[junior coral]

You mean like it’s own arc

Which it is

[uncut elm]

is the radio gaga incident comparable to the marildo man

[timber crow]

One is a rock animal

The other is a curse

[uncut elm]

im not talking about hte people

im talkiong about the arcs

like how they were

[timber crow]

No

[uncut elm]

like how the marildo man has nothing to do with whats gonna happen

[timber crow]

It’s Milagro man

[uncut elm]

same thing

[timber crow]

And second off I kind of gave us character growth

For the fucker with a barcode haircut

[uncut elm]

already hated joshuu

[uncut elm]

joshuu never had a moment

joshuu was a bitch the whole part

[junior coral]

No

Just fucking read it

It’s the last two chapters

[timber crow]

I’m still baffled on how you think you could compare Radio Ga Ga to Milagro man

[uncut elm]

ok ill read it

[timber crow]

Good

[long glade]

Joshuu is the main character

[timber crow]

Secretly he is God

[uncut elm]

ohh

what is radio gaga i dont get it

is it toorus stand or something

[sonic hollow]

READ

[uncut elm]

is it straight up just a curse

[sonic hollow]

rock animal

[uncut elm]

damn

[kind owl]

@uncut elm, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[uncut elm]

i finished jojolion

now what

[sonic hollow]

read thus spoke or something

[timber crow]

……… that is the most stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

[uncut elm]

i mean

they were running and stuff

and tooru was there

and thats the past and all yknow

[timber crow]

His stand is Wonder of U

[uncut elm]

i know i know

[alpine trench]

hm no?

Wonder of U stand is Tooru

[timber crow]

Actually no wonder of you is a bound stand that is bound to the head doctor

Get your facts straight

[uncut elm]

i was thinking there was a chance that maybe tooru ate a roka in the past or something i dont even kno bruh i was confused

[alpine trench]

No Wonder of U is the secret identity of the Head Doctor Satoru Akefu and the user of the mobile humanoid stand Tooru.
You get your facts straight

[timber crow]

Actually you’re all wrong, The user is a JoJolion and the stand is yes

[uncut elm]

and are they doing the hes coming back party as a coping mechanism or is he actually coming back

for norisuke

[junior coral]

Are you fucking slow

What the fuck is wrong with you

[uncut elm]

well god damn

i was thinking man

my brain was turned on

[junior coral]

Thinking like a fucking idiot

We know his fucking Stand

[uncut elm]

i know but like

maybeeee

in the passsttt

he had a differnt stand

[junior coral]

Shut up

[uncut elm]

ok

[timber crow]

I think I had a stroke trying to read all of this

[alpine trench]

Im sorry for him

Someone stole Greeny lunch 8 years ago and he can't let it go

[tired mirage]

Huge use of fuck

[light swift]

greeny did nothing wrong

[alpine trench]

Yeah he was just an asshole

classic Greeny moves

[junior coral]

True

I am infallible

[light swift]

No stands do not change, they may get new aspects of there ability as they grow as people but no, toorus stand isn't the guardrail lmao. The guardrail is a rock guard dog planted there to guard the rokakaka fruit.

Now the radio gaga incident

Probably my top favorite fights in jojo

and best use of rock animals

[flint blaze]

😭

[uncut elm]

radio gaga was like 1/2 of a chapter

[light swift]

Mhm

Best half chapter ever

[alpine trench]

So true

I loved radio gaga incident, if im gonna be honest if we got that instead of Jojolion I wouldn't complain

[light swift]

So the radio gaga incident was a legend where while you driving around the curb of that location, you'll see a nude person going "GaGa" and before you even know what's happening, poof they disappear

[uncut elm]

are the little animals wonder of u planted that had the abestos rock animals

[light swift]

The animal is interesting as fuck too with how it lures people in

[light swift]

Yea those r rock insects

Do do do do de da da da was best character frfr

[alpine trench]

ong 😭

[uncut elm]

obladi oblada

[alpine trench]

I loved when he went brrr on dirt

[light swift]

It still irritates me he decided to introduce rock animals at it's best at the very end

[uncut elm]

doremifasolati do

they introduced alot of stuff at the half way mark

rai, rock animals, rock pets, rock insects some other crazy stuff

[light swift]

So basically the guardrail imitates sounds of a person to bring them in

Then starts saying "gaga"

then it vores them whole except for the foot

Wous signature thing should've been rock bugs

[uncut elm]

that would be so lame

its cool he showed them tho

[light swift]

how? How would it be lame to know the weird ass ecoystem of the rock animals?

Rock bugs*

[uncut elm]

ok maybe not lame

[light swift]

Fuck

[uncut elm]

but i like the current wou better

[alpine trench]

Eh I agree, rock zoology

[uncut elm]

wish the plant apprasier did more stuff

we barely got to see doggystyle in action

[light swift]

Like we literally saw one that built its self like a fucking structure, it's even stated it can hunt down large mammals like human and deer

[alpine trench]

Let's add more pointless stuff, this way our underused characters might just turn into cardboard

[uncut elm]

i kinda wanted for the end to be relevant of a plant apprasier being there or something

[light swift]

Like that guardrail, the bugs should've been tried to be his primary use of attack against whomevers trying to hunt him down

[fierce chasm]

When part 9 is out my great grand children will be 99

[alpine trench]

Like he needed them

[light swift]

Wous ability is ass, I've said it a billion times ugh

[uncut elm]

what

[light swift]

yea

[uncut elm]

what makes u think that

[alpine trench]

So true, can't even defend against nothing

[light swift]

If you breathe your balls will explode

Is basically the stand

[uncut elm]

i kinda saw it as what can go wrong will go wrong or something along the lines of that

[light swift]

you can't even look at the damn thing. It breaks the basic law of stands

Unless its shit like Lovetrain, you ain't worthy of that ability

[uncut elm]

do you like part 7

[light swift]

Yea

[uncut elm]

is it ur favotite

[alpine trench]

Well the reason it breaks the laws of stands is because you can look at the damn thing

And idk if you are being serious here Agent, u are spitting alot of nonsense

[light swift]

Die. The thing is in reality it makes no real interaction with the environment

what does it do to activate

[uncut elm]

stone human things

[light swift]

Does it put something in the air or

[uncut elm]

they like phasing and shit

[light swift]

Wou bad wou bad

[alpine trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/656597045259403284/924963743199273010/image0.gif

[uncut elm]

activates when tooru feels like it

[alpine trench]

true

[timber crow]

Are you talking about Wonder of U?

[light swift]

of course i am

[flint blaze]

Pursuit

[light swift]

I need to stop ranting about it

[uncut elm]

order of pursuit

[timber crow]

You have to have the intent to pursue

[alpine trench]

Tooru can either activate or deactivate it, and once it turns on it has an order of pursuit, seems very simple

[flint blaze]

What basic law of stands is there that says you have to be able to look at one(also no that’s not how it works)

[timber crow]

The stand defies all logic and reason to protect the user

[flint blaze]

It is logic and reason

Or at least an expression of it

[timber crow]

it uses the flow of calamity to get the job done

[alpine trench]

The bait is working

[timber crow]

It’s almost like the exact opposite of love train in my mind

[light swift]

[flint blaze]

Good ol’ flow of calamity

[alpine trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/655928119508598794/748622888005009578/image0.gif

[light swift]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-rock-rockcustom-sam-gif-24643451

[timber crow]

https://tenor.com/view/wou-wonder-of-you-wonder-of-u-pjj-project-jojo-gif-18812436

[uncut elm]

obladi oblada

[alpine trench]

https://tenor.com/view/sulfuric-acid-metal-gear-armstrong-senator-armstrong-dip-your-balls-gif-24862776

[uncut elm]

(no)

[flint blaze]

Why is your name Cyrillic

[light swift]

don't even do this anymore

It hurts my brain

[timber crow]

That’s the wonder of you

[light swift]

Die

Stop breathing

[timber crow]

I need to breathe

[uncut elm]

idk what wou does a little bit

[light swift]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[alpine trench]

WoU is a good stand, if you are not trolling Agent go read the part again idk

[uncut elm]

does it amply the effects

of things

and cause bad things to happen

[timber crow]

It literally makes you super unlucky

[flint blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/wlr-playboi-playboi-carti-carti-whole-lotta-red-gif-22496255

[timber crow]

Like a sneeze could blow an artery in your brain

[alpine trench]

Pretty sure it activates the affect of DN

[timber crow]

Or a rock might get kicked up and go through your throat

[uncut elm]

because joshuu got his fingers cut by a leaf

how the hell

[timber crow]

The power of calamity

[light swift]

Precisely

[flint blaze]

This is also why Jotaro gets bodied by Tooru

[uncut elm]

so it does amplify the effects

[flint blaze]

Doesn’t matter if everything’s stopped. He can still screw himself over

[timber crow]

It legitimately just makes you unlucky

[flint blaze]

No

[light swift]

It does nothing

[uncut elm]

trip and fall on a rock and melt his brain

would this happen

[light swift]

ultimately, nothing.

[uncut elm]

so then how

how a leaf slice the finger

[light swift]

Bullshit the stand power

[timber crow]

More like fall and your skull shatters on impact

[uncut elm]

so

it does

amplify the impac t

[timber crow]

No

It essentially is Murphy’s Law

If it can go wrong it will go wrong

[flint blaze]

Nah yeah you right

[light swift]

It "changes the nature" of an object somehow

By doing what? Nothing

[flint blaze]

And it does so by essentially amplifying the damage one takes from mundane actions

[uncut elm]

so why was wou naked in the first few appearence

[kind owl]

@uncut elm, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[flint blaze]

That’s not the only component of its ability but it’s a primary one

[light swift]

Wou pussy

[timber crow]

Also why are you questioning this? We have seen electric dinosaurs, little army men, The 23rd fucking president of the United States of America lead a fucking horse race across the country, fucking spinning fingernails, and the man get killed infinitely

[uncut elm]

because god

[timber crow]

Why is WoU so hard to understand

[flint blaze]

Little army men aren’t bizarre

They’re just little army men

[alpine trench]

He is not

[light swift]

none of them were on this level of bullshit

[alpine trench]

He just has many abilities

[light swift]

Dr

Stop

[uncut elm]

what is love train again

what it do

it deflects right

makes u invincibl

[flint blaze]

WoU turn you into bullshit

[timber crow]

You need a ticket to ride to use the love train

[light swift]

It redirects misfortune to someone else

[alpine trench]

Agent become dust

[light swift]

Ill poop on you

[uncut elm]

so taking damage is misfortune

[timber crow]

Yes

[flint blaze]

Yes

[alpine trench]

I will smite you

[uncut elm]

and tusk is just spin

[light swift]

Stop satirically defending wou

[timber crow]

And the only thing that can penetrate the barrier created by love train is a fucking spinning fingernail powered by a horse kick

[light swift]

It's hurting me

[uncut elm]

spin fast pew pew no spin

[flint blaze]

Except for when it’s good damage

[alpine trench]

WDYMMM

[uncut elm]

infinite spin

[light swift]

Stop

[alpine trench]

I am not

[flint blaze]

WoU is good

[alpine trench]

Why tf do u hate the stand I don't understand

[flint blaze]

Cool stand

[alpine trench]

Great stand

[light swift]

Stop

[uncut elm]

very cool stand

[light swift]

This is cyber abuse

[alpine trench]

Agent like

no

[flint blaze]

Got hit with one too many calamities

[uncut elm]

only reason i read part 8 was because of an edit i saw

and the moment wasnt even real

[flint blaze]

Pain

[thorn umbra]

The Green Baby's stand is almost as effectively defensive as WoU tbh

[light swift]

People lie on the internet....we live in a society

[flint blaze]

No it’s not

[light swift]

Stop breatging

[flint blaze]

Just move infinitely fast and you beat it

[alpine trench]

no u don't

[thorn umbra]

Very easy to do

[flint blaze]

Yes u do

[alpine trench]

u just stay still

[uncut elm]

isnt green baby

[alpine trench]

infinitely

[uncut elm]

get close and u get small

[flint blaze]

Yes

[uncut elm]

part 6 is so gooood

[thorn umbra]

Like Pucci easy

[uncut elm]

oh my lord

pucci best villan

[alpine trench]

Moving at an infinite speed will not be able to reach him

[thorn umbra]

You get infinitely smaller too

[light swift]

Flash shit

[flint blaze]

Yes it will

[alpine trench]

no it will not

[flint blaze]

Infinite stillness

New stand ability

[flint blaze]

Yes it will

[alpine trench]

💀

[flint blaze]

☠️

[uncut elm]

COOLEST STAND IN JOJO

[thorn umbra]

When hypothetical discussions become "yes" and "no"

[alpine trench]

so standing still infinitely, infinite time stop

[light swift]

Tf is that torso

Dude is malnourished

[uncut elm]

she moon

[flint blaze]

Peak physique

[alpine trench]

Gym goals

[thorn umbra]

Maximizing that bwh ratio

[light swift]

@alpine trench drink pee

[light swift]

Is that a femboy

[alpine trench]

@light swift wou is a great stand

The best stand even

[willow dawn]

thats anasui

[light swift]

https://tenor.com/view/punches-punching-fighting-angry-hold-me-back-gif-14170843

[light swift]

Is he a femboy

[alpine trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cocomong-loona-yumyum-loona-yum-yum-gowon-gif-21940668

[uncut elm]

doesnt anasui like jolyne

[willow dawn]

its just gravity converging on his stomach

[uncut elm]

or is that hermes

[willow dawn]

yeah, actually

[willow dawn]

yeah

[light swift]

It's hermes yeah

Hermes and jolyne are a lesbian couple

[willow dawn]

???

perish

[uncut elm]

diver down

[light swift]

wow homophobia smh

[alpine trench]

wow Lang Rangler

[light swift]

Diving down into her jeans

[alpine trench]

expected better from u

In 2022...

[uncut elm]

in a jojo server espcially

[willow dawn]

im not homophobic, im sexist

big difference

[alpine trench]

U are both

[uncut elm]

sme thing

[willow dawn]

i mean i like men so i dont really get how i would be homophobic

[alpine trench]

U can be gay and homophobic

[uncut elm]

cameout

[alpine trench]

U are proof of that smh

[light swift]

So you're a homosexual. You like fucking homes don't cha

[thorn umbra]

Lang likes men because he hates women

[willow dawn]

1 minute gotta figure out how to make a jojolion joke from this

[willow dawn]

love the like 3 different layers of low quality

[rapid bridge]

Ik right it's the best

[uncut elm]

does josuke got spin or something

[junior coral]

You are literally fucking stupid

Did you read Part 8 with your eyes closed

[rapid bridge]

LMAO

Why so mean

[junior coral]

I’m fucking sick of this dude

Asking the fucking stupidest questions after they read it

Go back and reread them dumbass

[timber crow]

Like me

And most JoJo fans

[uncut elm]

i mean

his bubles were spinning and shit

and yknow

joestar and stuff

[timber crow]

Technically they’re not bubbles

It’s a string

[junior coral]

No

God

AHHHHHH

[timber crow]

Didn’t they literally state it’s a string

[junior coral]

No

[crisp vigil]

Illiteracy rates are at an all time high

[junior coral]

GOD

[light swift]

Let it unleash

[timber crow]

Show us the true anger

[light swift]

Go berserk on the illiterate

[junior coral]

I’m too tired

And my phone is low

[timber crow]

go to bed

[junior coral]

No

I must play Persona

[uncut elm]

p4au

[willow dawn]

this explains a lot

[crisp vigil]

he wants to stay up past bedtime 💯😱

[timber crow]

That’s illegal

[uncut elm]

am i wrong

for thinking he got spin or somethn

after all my theorys so far have been godlike

[crisp vigil]

Can you just read the latter half of JoJolion again or something because it’s really obvious

[light swift]

i feel like you skimmed through the whole part

[uncut elm]

so u tellin me his bubbles just spin

[crisp vigil]

😭

shut up

[uncut elm]

nah he got spin!

he is johnny!

[light swift]

It's a form of spin yes..

[uncut elm]

so im right

[light swift]

I guess so

[uncut elm]

is go beyond a power up on his stand or the move he does

[timber crow]

Lesson number 394 Johnny never read too deep into the JoJo lore

[uncut elm]

that is very very resembleing of fingernail shot!

he is johnny!

[light swift]

I need to lobotomize you

[timber crow]

I’ll help

[crisp vigil]

johnny’s dead

[uncut elm]

i know

but b ut

theres always a chance

[light swift]

Johnnys party rocking

Bait

[timber crow]

Johnny is up in heaven drinking with Valentine

[uncut elm]

kinda like the father son kamehameha

johnny helping out josuke

[crisp vigil]

I can’t believe what I’m seeing

[light swift]

It's bait

[uncut elm]

whats bait

[light swift]

actually yea Johnny's ghost assisted josuke throughout the fight

[crisp vigil]

For bait it’s still pretty fucking stupid

[light swift]

Yeah

What do you mean hes correct

Johnnys ghost is still out there

[uncut elm]

who can draw

[light swift]

!!!!

[light swift]

I can draw lines

[uncut elm]

thank you for telling me

johnny helping josuke

think araki forgot it so i drew it for him

[light swift]

Holyfuck

This makes so much sense

[minor ore]

what

"Kids are cruel Josuke and I love minors!"
-Tooru, probably

[timber crow]

Kids are cruel Jack, and like I said I’m in touch with my inner child

[thorn umbra]

This is related to what's going on in the SBR chat but not only was George's apology stupid, but Johnny named his son George too, wtf?

[junior coral]

It’s tradition I guess?

Because his son is George III

[alpine trench]

but minors are kids, this is a contradiction !

[willow dawn]

you can know something sucks on ice and still like it

also the original line was "and i'm very in touch with my inner child"

[pure charm]

Whole lotta

[minor ore]

It's a Max0r reference ya dweeb

[dim walrus]

me and my friend made a jojo meme

[unreal charm]

e

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i hate my life btw:)

ok bye

[uncut elm]

Part 9 is gonna be about Johnny and Josefumis fusion and that josuje is 3 ppl

[loud stream]

hell naw

[fluid mango]

Tooru saying his fingers made Yasuho wet.disturbs me now that I realize how old he was and she was then

[loud stream]

it's gonna be about balls

[fluid mango]

[uncut elm]

Grandpa getting with youngest daughter

[fluid mango]

Wha

[willow dawn]

i know

[tropic otter]

Ye I'm from the future and the Mc is Johnthony Joemamastar

[fluid mango]

How are the Higashikatas related to the joestars

Oh yeah rina

[sonic hollow]

fall

wait no

sorry im used to seeing "when part 6"

all we know about part 9 is that its in the works

so this year is most likely the case

[junior coral]

None

There's a new Rohan chapter coming in two weeks. We'll probably get news after that

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[sonic hollow]

here's hoping

jojo news has been dry other than rohan stuff

[crisp vigil]

rohab real name is jo jo no way

[sonic hollow]

although the fall is gonna be crazy

ASBR and second batch

[light swift]

Will we see a femboy

[junior coral]

I sure hope so

[light swift]

!!!!:DDD

[alpine trench]

we hoping

[fluid mango]

Another one?

Alreadh

Araki will probably be making part 9 soon then

[hard meteor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870042070558048317/919662352004157440/image0.gif

[proud current]

next month will have a thus spoke rohan part1

so no part 9 till june

[manic lark]

Araki makes TSKR part 3

[junior coral]

What’s TSKR part 2

[tame plover]

TSKR part 2 is the continuation of TSKR part 1

[junior coral]

Sorry

[uncut elm]

the sky king rules

[fluid mango]

Storm knows it all

[minor ore]

True

[crisp vigil]

it’s about time

[sweet dune]

Unfunny

[scenic patio]

Read your name

[sweet dune]

What about my name

?

Mf tried to come back at me and then died

[scenic patio]

Damn you are uncool + illiterate

[sweet dune]

how am i illiterate

[crisp vigil]

Surely such a name strikes endless fear in anyone who is unfortunate enough to hear such things

Judgement

Salad 😱

[sweet dune]

oh i just noticed i had an extra e

i mean english aint even my first language

[sweet dune]

The name Salad does indeed strike endless fear

[steel bramble]

🤯

[edgy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jolands-gif-22750037

Araki would release the chapter tomorrow if we threaten to invade Italy

[uncut elm]

yes

[hardy lynx]

Who’s usually considered the Part 8 Jobro? Yasuho?

I just realized I never thought of this before

Every other part’s Jobro was pretty obvious

[hard meteor]

yes its yasuho shes the first character in the part constantly supporting the mc in the story

[crisp vigil]

Yasuho should’ve been obvious too

[hard meteor]

yeah i mean out of everyone in the part shes the only one that sticks with helping the mc to the end

[hardy lynx]

Ok, that makes sense. I just saw a video that said Rai, and I was super confused because that didn’t seem right

[crisp vigil]

Never trust the YouTubers ong

[hardy lynx]

Same vid said Foo Fighters was Jolyne’s so obviously they were on something

[uncut elm]

isnt it technically rai for the 2nd half

[junior coral]

Jobro is a stupid term

[uncut elm]

jofriend

[flint blaze]

Common mistake, doesn’t mean anything

Gotta be a fucking nerd to call someone illiterate because they added an e to a word still perfectly recognizable with or without the e

[alpine trench]

But it's one that will never leave this community, embrace it with open arms

[sweet dune]

you know what your right

[timber crow]

JoJo part nine, The pillar men get into a fist fight with rock humans, magenta magenta comes back, it all takes place in the 1940s

Next time on the schizophrenics dream ride

We go back in time and save one lucky person from dying in a carriage accident

[minor ore]

I'm glad Araki's writing this shit and not you

[timber crow]

Part nine will be taking place in the 1940s Japan, specifically August 6, 1945 at 1:15

The whole story will only be seven hours

At the end of the story it turns out that the atomic bombs were caused by a stand

The main characters will be Hideki Tojo vs Joseph Joestar

[minor ore]

Is Hitler in it

[timber crow]

He’s already dead

[minor ore]

So he's in it, right?

[timber crow]

No

Hitler died April 30

This takes place in August

[minor ore]

So you're telling me you're gonna set a story in 1945 and not even feature Hitler in it

[timber crow]

August 6, 1945 Hiroshima Japan

Seven hours before the atomic bombs drop

[minor ore]

Irrelevant

There should be a Hitler flashback on principle

[timber crow]

The hell am I going to have Hitler appear with his stand Aryan race?

[minor ore]

Lmao

Is that a song reference? 😂

[timber crow]

No

Aryans is the name for the perfect people according to Hitler

[minor ore]

I know it's not, but that's why it made me laugh lol

His stand called aRyAn RaCe

These things have naming conventions sir

And I know what an Aryan is lol

[timber crow]

Aryan race special ability, he can turn anyone into a perfect human being and control them

[hard meteor]

💀

[minor ore]

Man, I really wanna see a JJBA Hitler now lol. With a stand ofc. It'll be like Valentine only 50x better

[timber crow]

First appearance is him in front of Stroheim

[hard meteor]

wasnt he in part 2

[minor ore]

Sheesh, I'm extra glad Araki's writing and not you lol 😂 could've been a little more creative with that one

[minor ore]

You don't see him though

I don't think he's even mentioned by name

[timber crow]

Find then it releases poison gas While reciting Mein Kampf

[minor ore]

Good enough

Although too similar to Purple Haze

[hard meteor]

hes drawn in the manga

[timber crow]

No no no this is different, I only affects people of religious descent

[minor ore]

Although that would explain a lot of discrepancies

[minor ore]

Scans???

[minor ore]

Breh

[timber crow]

It’s a second ability is called rally

It can mind control anyone into becoming fanatics for the cause

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

Ok this is epic

[timber crow]

It’s third ability is called suicide

That one is pretty self-explanatory

[minor ore]

That's enough out of you

[timber crow]

Thank you now let me get back to my original timeline

[minor ore]

Sigh

[timber crow]

So Joseph Joestar fighting Hideki Tojo

[minor ore]

Why Joseph

I thought this was part 9

[timber crow]

It’s in the 1940s

Doing a little time traveling

[kind owl]

@timber crow, Your Stand Rank is now level 18 !

[minor ore]

Aw hell nah

[timber crow]

Oh hell yeah

[minor ore]

I ain't reading that crap. We skipped Joseph on purpose I thought 😤

[timber crow]

What if I told you Stefan Steel is back

[minor ore]

Lucy's husband?

[timber crow]

Yes

[minor ore]

Didn't really like the guy, so I can't say that's gotten me very excited

[timber crow]

Magenta magenta is back for round two

The ghost of Adolf Hitler has possessed Harry Truman

[minor ore]

But...

Magenta stopped thinking

[timber crow]

Doesn’t mean he died

[minor ore]

Yeah but...

There's no way of him getting out without dying

[timber crow]

It’s in the 1940s do you not think some scuba diver or excavationist is going to figure out or wonder why there is a man breathing underwater

They would probably yank him out of the water

[minor ore]

I think you overestimated a lot of things with that assumption

[timber crow]

This is my story dammit

I will not let you ruin it

[minor ore]

ok

[lethal galleon]

anyone know a site where part 8 chapter aren’t landscape?

[junior coral]

Mangadex.org

[timber crow]

2187 people

That is how many people have died in all of JoJo so far

100 people died in this part

[plush scroll]

pizza mozzarella > I like large fries

[sweet dune]

unbased + cringe

[plush scroll]

biased sbr fan

I am one

[sweet dune]

Too bad i am neither sbr or jjl fan

[plush scroll]

then what are you

[sweet dune]

An idiot sandwich

[plush scroll]

by ur pfp Yakuza

[sweet dune]

Im more of a stone ocean guy

[plush scroll]

part 6 gets hate for no reason I think it's the 2nd best part

[kind owl]

@plush scroll, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[sweet dune]

Gets hate because daddy jotaro doesnt use star finger to call giorno over so they could beat up pucci

What

[placid haven]

just saw it on r/shitpostcrusaders

thought it was funny

[sweet dune]

Shitpost crusaders is one of the worst subreddits

[crisp vigil]

none of shitpostcrusaders is funny

[sweet dune]

It should not exist

[crisp vigil]

also #manga-jojokes not here

[placid haven]

hey, it was a rare occasion

I of course konw the shithole ain't funny

[sweet dune]

Well atleast you know it aint funny anyways delete it since you cant post memes in discussion channels

[uncut elm]

would you say everyone in part 6 died

[timber crow]

No

Yes the universe was reset with everyone who died was brought back to life

And then when the universe reset again to the new timeline everyone was back

[junior coral]

They weren’t “brought back to life”

[opal hollow]

They basically never died

[junior coral]

Yeah

I mean they did

Irene and autaro aren’t Jolyne and Jotaro though

[cursive marsh]

Josuke8>josuke4

[cursive marsh]

W😍

[crisp vigil]

ok

[junior coral]

Huh

[minor ore]

I went the channels and saw them all

[glacial grotto]

Hey so like is ||Josuke still wanted for murder?||

[junior coral]

You don’t have to spoiler tag

And probably not

Araki forgot(?)

[glacial grotto]

I wasn't sure if I had to or not but good to know

I thought that was a pretty moderately important plot point

[junior coral]

We don’t spoiler tag in this server

We usually have to recommend people not caught up to leave

The channel I mean

[glacial grotto]

Right that makes perfect sense

[kind owl]

@glacial grotto, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[junior coral]

If someone pops in and doesn’t want to be spoiled obviously be respectful

Don’t go out of your way to spoil

But it’s gonna be on them if they pop in here and see something they didn’t want to

[glacial grotto]

I can conduct myself as a decent person on the internet lmao

[junior coral]

You know dude

I just have to say it because not everyone can

[glacial grotto]

No I know you're fine

Sucks that Soft & Wet's color palette in ASBR is staying the same and not changing to the colored manga version

That yellow just does not do it for me

[crisp vigil]

Piss and Wet is fine, but Halloween Josuke does not cut it

orange sailor 🤢

[glacial grotto]

True

[pure charm]

I am lurking

[ornate fiber]

#manga-jojokes @placid haven

You getting a warn for this fr

[minor ore]

will a jojolands stand ever get a name from kanye's music

[rare vale]

idk ask araki

[minor ore]

watashi no stando "Donda chant"

[rare vale]

[kindred scarab]

Anyone know a place to read jojolion online?

[proven wraith]

mangadex

[kindred scarab]

ty

[brave geyser]

https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Jojolion-chapter-1.html

[nova crown]

[kindred scarab]

i just read up to soft and wet part 5 of jojolion and im really enjoying it

[brave geyser]

good to hear

i hope you jeep enjoying it :)

[wispy lion]

glad to hear!! hope you enjoy the rest of the read!!

[alpine trench]

Annoyed to hear! Hope you explode midway!

[fluid mango]

https://youtu.be/In9MQx4cYtA

This is well done

[fluid mango]

Youd think they at least make him white

[ornate fiber]

I love this so much

[sonic hollow]

Mangasee mid as fuck

[alpine trench]

Mangadex had Jolyne x Jotaro publicity

[sonic hollow]

What the fuck are you talking about

[alpine trench]

Im talking about how mid mangadex is

Where is the alternative

[sonic hollow]

Mangadex fucks

Mangasee sucks

[alpine trench]

Mangadex supports incest
Mangasee does not
Easy choice

[sonic hollow]

I still don’t know what you’re talking about with that

[wispy lion]

it rhymes too

😎

[alpine trench]

Something Something Greeny said something mangadex sucks

[tame plover]

simple facts

mangasee > mangadex

[hard meteor]

mangasee uses the jojonium scans and official releases easy >>>>>

[brave geyser]

mangapark supremacy

[wispy lion]

physical manga solos

[brave geyser]

ew

[wispy lion]

[brave geyser]

manga is made of paper which comes from trees which are very close to grass

[wispy lion]

oh ew ur right

[sour pine]

I used this shitty website called mangatoro to read parts 6 and 7

[kind owl]

@sour pine, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[sour pine]

they only had half of part 8 in color so I switched to mangadex

[civic delta]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955325296842797056/961080514104684544/unknown.png

Does anyone have any examples of this in Part 8 lol

[junior coral]

It's an exaggeration

[civic delta]

I know lmao

I just wanna see if there’s anything remotely like it

[sonic hollow]

L

[junior coral]

L

[sonic hollow]

mangasee on pc is absolute ass

and the UI takes up too much space on phone

[junior coral]

Truth

Mangadex superior

[sonic hollow]

mangasee is only useful for when mangadex is missing chapters

[junior coral]

Which doesn't ever happen

For JoJo at least

Mangasee is only useful for pirating the official english manga

that's a fact

[hard meteor]

Which is good in most cases

[random hatch]

so apparently all people in steel ball run got their stand abilities from Devil's Palm

in jojolion they got it from Wall Eyes

[sonic hollow]

mangadex was missing like the last 40 chapters of CSM

[random hatch]

after the earthquake

?

[odd nebula]

Mangadex didnt have like over 80 chapters of dr stone

[sonic hollow]

it was missing a lot of komi too

[odd nebula]

Oh also it had only the first and last chapter of demon slayer i think

[hard meteor]

They don’t have any of the one piece chapters in English either

[tropic otter]

Agreed

[hard meteor]

Nah

[high pilot]

Does JoJo lion take place after steel ball run or is it a different universe

I haven’t read it yet

[alpine trench]

Takes place after SBR

[high pilot]

Interesting

[mortal rapids]

[kind owl]

@mortal rapids, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[mortal rapids]

[opal hollow]

It’s like 130

[fluid mango]

Manga

[thorn river]

Imma reread Jojolion to see if my opinion is still the same

I thought the series was doing good until the end of it, felt like the ball(s) was dropped there

[thorn umbra]

The only thing I found to be completely random was the Radio Gaga stuff

[hard meteor]

yeah it fumbled at the end

[minor ore]

it was. think of it like 8’s sleeping slaves arc

[thorn umbra]

Nah I don't really see it like sleeping slaves, it really just felt random. Holly's fate is just left ambiguously like that for some reason

[hard meteor]

i hated that the most,holly is just left to die at the end with barely anything resolved

[thorn river]

Radio Gaga is just explaining how Toorhu got his hands on the fruit and all

[thorn umbra]

I wonder what the reasoning was for destroying all the fruit when that was the main goal

[kind owl]

@thorn umbra, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[thorn river]

So it is the Sleeping Slaves of JJL

But honestly, Jobin shouldve still been the main villain

[hard meteor]

its sleeping slaves but worse because most of it wasnt relevant to plot and just wasted time more than anything

[thorn umbra]

I wouldn't say it explains how Tooru got the fruit, just that he's been cultivating them in Japan for a long time

[thorn river]

The change was just not it, i felt more scared of Wonder of U rather than Tooru

[hard meteor]

easily the second worst villian

[thorn river]

And they may not sound bad but keep in mind Diavolo was done in the same fashion but way better

[thorn umbra]

U know the ending of Jjl kinda makes his resolve in ch. 92 feel... incomplete? Idk, it's unsatisfying

[thorn river]

When you realized you know who Diavolo was, you was scared of both him AND King Crimson

I feel like JJL just focused too much on the main character and didnt let the side characters shine in the end

[kind owl]

@thorn river, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[thorn umbra]

I felt like after the arc where we learn about Josefumi and he visited Holly in the hospital his identity arc was technically resolved there and then the last ch focuses on how he was neither Kira or Josefumi again. Like I thought that was already established?

[minor ore]

its more like his mental conclusion coming to peace with it

[thorn river]

Imo i liked that chapter because even tho Gappy knows he cant be both of them, it does show that he cares for them like family

[minor ore]

but what I didnt like what was that we don’t know what happened to holly

[thorn umbra]

That's fair

[thorn river]

Like the panel when Josefumi’s mom still looking for him and he let out a tear

Sure he’s Gappy, but he cant deny that he’s still apart of their family

In a way not only did Gappy come to peace with himself as a whole, but also for both Kira (protecting Holly) and Josefumi (his mom never giving up on finding him)

[thorn umbra]

"I swear I'll save you!"

Isn't saved

[thorn river]

[minor ore]

[thorn river]

Look she was already in too deep

[thorn umbra]

It dropped off after ch. 92 😤

[thorn river]

And the killing characters off thing?

[sweet dune]

Zamn

😳

[thorn river]

Like bro, Kei literally couldve been ised for so much more

[thorn umbra]

Ok but I actually did not expect Jobin to just die like that

[thorn river]

Naw fr

I literally thought Jobin was the perfect main villain