jojolion

[hardy lynx]

Was it ever explained why Kira harassed Ojiro so much? Was it just fun for him?

[flint blaze]

Ojiro had to pick one life

[hardy lynx]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN IMMA EAT MY FINGERS

[kind owl]

@hardy lynx, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[hardy lynx]

I just find it really funny that he just used some guy as a punching bag

I guess it was for the greater good because he saw him controlling women and stuff

But he was just like “Eat your fingers, lol”

[flint blaze]

Based

[subtle saffron]

I have a question about Joestar family tree, in chapter 11 of Jojolion we learn that Yoshikage Kira is the son of Holly Joestar and Yoshiteru Kira, my question is now, is Jojolion canon with the mainline of JJBA, is it Canon with Steel ball run or Is Jojolion simply not canon with anything. Cause Normally Holly Joestar gave birth to Jotaro who gave birth to Jolyne?

[kind owl]

@subtle saffron, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[subtle saffron]

(no spoil tho please)

[ornate fiber]

The SBR universe

Jojolion is a continuation of the SBR universe

Parts 1-6 were connected.

Parts 7-8 are connected.

[subtle saffron]

I see

[ornate fiber]

Cause Normally Holly Joestar gave birth to Jotaro who gave birth to Jolyne?

This is an entirely new bloodline.

[subtle saffron]

So in this alternative universe, Holly Joestar gives birth to Kira

[ornate fiber]

Yup

[subtle saffron]

Okay thanks

[ornate fiber]

That's it!

[subtle saffron]

Thankuuu

[ornate fiber]

No probbies ❤️

[rare vale]

🛐

[minor ore]

[pliant dirge]

I didn’t understand all of go beyond power can someone explain me pls

[wheat solar]

that actually make sense

[tulip bolt]

it as always make sense

[sinful bramble]

Funny spinning explosive bubble is infinitely close to zero, can kill plant man but can’t be aimed properly
Surpasses logic, and can lift curses according to Rai’s ramblings

[pliant dirge]

Okay so if this surpass the world logic is soft and wet go beyond the best stand ever

[brave geyser]

nah

[tulip bolt]

Jojo07 explain everything in 1 sentence

gg

[calm quail]

Um guys I still can't understand how josuke can use spin

[lusty rampart]

inherited

[cosmic wind]

He have bubbles and its kinda spin

[tame plover]

the bubbles are very fast spinning strings

That naturally generate "spin energy"

[timber crow]

Thin string spin fast make bubble kill rock man

[calm quail]

Oh

[molten crane]

Interesting

[alpine trench]

Bobble stronk

[junior coral]

Okay

Okay

[rare vale]

deep purple in part 9
mark this

[junior coral]

Okay

[rare vale]

i mean, part 4 has already foreshadowed a part 6 stand

[crisp vigil]

grrr internet man said words that i no likey

[rare vale]

also a part 8 one as well

more than one actually

[molten crane]

trueee

[split nacelle]

lol

[molten gust]

best panel ever

[sharp dune]

first jojo character to actually have a boner in front of a woman

in the whole series even

[split nacelle]

that means everyone else truly is gay in jojo

[sharp dune]

btw why do you have a dress up darling character in your pfp

[split nacelle]

I like her

[sharp dune]

dont ask me why i know who that is

[sharp dune]

ah ok

[sharp dune]

i mean shes litterally hanging onto him so hes just chad

jojo fans cant get bitches, jojo characters can ;(

[junior coral]

[sharp dune]

tbh jojo is kinda sus

[junior coral]

[fluid mango]

Hi

[median sapphire]

wait when

[rare vale]

hint: a queen song

[median sapphire]

oooh

[rare vale]

they're cute

[median sapphire]

made in heaven

[rare vale]

yeah you're correct

[median sapphire]

👌

i started readin part 8 im on the born this way part

i finished part 7 and there were people who said 8 is better and shit so why not

[rare vale]

i like them both

can't make a solid scaling on most parts

[fluid mango]

Where's the rocks on his face, judging by the "calamity blasted to bits" thingy Im assuming this is at the end

[umbral ivy]

you can see the scars

[fluid mango]

So they were removed

[umbral ivy]

ig

idk

[fluid mango]

Though his cheek is still patched up

[rare vale]

blasted to bits

[fluid mango]

?

[rare vale]

he just used GB on them off panel ig

[fluid mango]

Damb

[rare vale]

in 50 years, david prod might show us how it is done

[hard meteor]

it was shown in the manga 💀

the rock insects just ate it off his face

[rare vale]

water right?

damn i forgot this scene 💀

[fluid mango]

Where was he at where there was so much water

It looks like he was under water

[umbral ivy]

a pool or something

i forgot exactly what it was

but its was like a pond or a pool

[fluid mango]

I'll go back and read rq

[sinful bramble]

A pool in/near TG University Hospital

[fluid mango]

I thought this said rock orgasm

"it never lets go" so that's implying even in water it doesn't, lies all lies

They saw him and never even though to help?

[crisp vigil]

obladi oblada how could you @tame plover

[fluid mango]

Wtf why would it hate storm...

Shit sent him flying dude

They were more concerned with the doctor than the man bleeding in the elevator

[umbral ivy]

good

[crisp vigil]

doctor are you ok you’re bleeding out

just a word of caution pls ‼️

[fluid mango]

He has a bear on his clothes

Stuffed bear

His fashion is beyond me

[tame plover]

Fuck rock organisms

[fluid mango]

This is wrong out of context

[alpine trench]

Don't fuck rock organisms

[wanton cloak]

https://youtu.be/tMKhqzNkrq8

yeah still depressing asf

[molten crane]

yuh

[minor ore]

Kinda

It has the best offense

[minor ore]

Same when I read that for the first time and I thought the same thing

[royal steppe]

Who got second on steel ball run again?

Aka who is the Japanese grandfather of josukes

Uhh

Stepdad

[quaint jackal]

that one guy

[calm quail]

That one higashikata

[opal hollow]

Google

Norisuke Higashikata I if you didn’t know

[sharp dune]

josuke got da weird cut here doe

[minor ore]

yoshikage kira 4 or 8

[brave geyser]

8

doesn't matter how you mean it

hes better in literally every way

[minor ore]

yessir

[sinful bramble]

Eight

[alpine trench]

Kira4 is better at being blond

[brave geyser]

debatable

The Doctor was pretty good at being blond

[alpine trench]

Not debatable

Kira pulled it better

[brave geyser]

true

[alpine trench]

Kira4*

[brave geyser]

ye

[minor ore]

ur mom

[tame plover]

For once I can agree with you Ash

[brave geyser]

maybe if you weren't lame you'd agree with me more

[tame plover]

[fluid mango]

What would josukes hair look like

[brave geyser]

if?

[crisp vigil]

it’s short

[brave geyser]

ohh

i forgot he had his hat on all the time

thats why i didn't get the question

[crisp vigil]

ash momento

[brave geyser]

i should reread

[fluid mango]

Araki really liked teasing josukes hair without the hat on but never really showed anything

[crisp vigil]

Obviously then it isn’t exciting enough to purposely not show for 10 years

Or just throw out a pompadour in JoJolands idk

[fluid mango]

I mean clearly it isn't one, I just wanna see the man's hair

[split nacelle]

jojoliom

I misspelled it

[timber gull]

joshu is getting dumplings?!?!?!

I am so jealous

ah yes, english

[opal hollow]

hot

[fluid mango]

Yeah

[placid swift]

has anyone else finished jojolion

@crisp vigil beanie i require your help in not being the 4th only jojolion fan

[crisp vigil]

what

?

[timber gull]

unlike jojolion, then wait for the 4th person to like jo yesjolion, then re-like jojolion

[placid swift]

master plan

[timber gull]

unfortunate that it has to come to this tit

[placid swift]

[timber gull]

stay strong

[crisp vigil]

I’m confused

[junior coral]

What

Are they speaking English

[alpine trench]

You can't escape

Wait a second...

Araki was the first one to read Jojolion

[placid swift]

owo

[alpine trench]

U are the 5th!

Or maybe Araki dislikes Jojolion

[tight tide]

Who knows

[sonic hollow]

i already took the spot of jojolion fan #4

[calm quail]

Guess I call dibs on jojolion fan #5

[timber gull]

ig I'll take 6th

[orchid dagger]

jojolion fan #69

[timber gull]

@placid swift quick, claim #7 before you regret your life choices

[placid swift]

ME ME ME

I AM 7

[timber gull]

epic

[tame plover]

dibs on #22

[timber gull]

your fav number?

[tame plover]

nope

that would be 7

[timber gull]

ouch

[tame plover]

and my lucky number was taken also

4

[timber gull]

take 77

[tame plover]

so 22 it is because its kind of cool

[timber gull]

or actually...44

[timber gull]

double your luck

[alpine trench]

That's your lucky number?

But that's like... the opposite of a jojo reference

[sonic hollow]

its mine now

[tropic otter]

@sharp dune @dry tartan

[sharp dune]

the josuke bone thing

yk

ive found it

[tropic otter]

Hmmmmmmm

lmao

[sharp dune]

josuke is the only non gay jojo

[tropic otter]

Jonathan

[sharp dune]

oh ye

[tropic otter]

Jotaro

[sharp dune]

theres this kid behind me at school who always just has to say that anime is gay

[glacial tulip]

this panel is actually funna

[tropic otter]

he's like the straightest

[sharp dune]

yes

[sharp dune]

he hates women

[dry tartan]

Almost every jojo is not gay
It's just how they act

[dry tartan]

He hates everyone

[sharp dune]

and the poses do be non-straight sometimes doe

[dry tartan]

Mista

[sharp dune]

fights men, scolds women

[tropic otter]

Star Finger

[crisp vigil]

let a man stand how he wants without calling him gay

[glacial tulip]

so that mean yasuho is s tier cute that a jojo mc get boner

[tropic otter]

Call in the Ballbreaker

[crisp vigil]

stance =/= sexuality

[dry tartan]

Yea he's defo straight

[tropic otter]

Who..?

Ohh JoJo

which one tho?

[dry tartan]

Hmmmm

[crisp vigil]

@tropic otter

[dry tartan]

Your crotch a bit sussy josuke

[hard meteor]

dude has a wife

[glacial tulip]

except josuke and giorono everyone is straight in jojo

[tropic otter]

Ik it's the poses but Giorno givin' head to Mista E

[dry tartan]

Joseph :

Avdol literally gave him free head

/j

[tropic otter]

And did it public

[glacial tulip]

lol

[glacial tulip]

he is bi

[dry tartan]

I am trying to convince myself that jojo is not gay

I became gay instead

Gg

[tropic otter]

Mission Failed Successfully

Imma go bye guyz

[dry tartan]

Bye

[glacial tulip]

bruh she is litreally blushing in this panel

after sawing his boner

[tropic otter]

Sh- she cut it off?

[tardy zodiac]

please tell me thats not an actual part of the manga

[fluid mango]

Itbis

[tropic otter]

It is

[fluid mango]

It is

I'm sorry spbeebus

But it's real

[glacial tulip]

idk l have to see the b n w version

[hard meteor]

obviously it is

[tropic otter]

Imma needa go, have a fun day guys

[tardy zodiac]

i was in denial

[glacial tulip]

ya it is real @tardy zodiac

[tardy zodiac]

sheeeeeeeeeesh

[sharp dune]

where is it

what chapter

[glacial tulip]

the ss u send

[sharp dune]

no shiiii

[glacial tulip]

@sharp dune

[sharp dune]

what

chapt er

[glacial tulip]

02

[split nacelle]

first or second

[glacial tulip]

second

[split nacelle]

aight

[sharp dune]

oh no

i dont remember her noticing it coming up yk

[glacial tulip]

same here

when u send the ss then l noticed it

xd

[sharp dune]

i thought i was the only one who thought of this

[kind owl]

@sharp dune, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[sharp dune]

ggs

[tardy zodiac]

star chicken finger

[fluid mango]

Omg Rohan part 8 😱

[tropic otter]

Lol

[minor ore]

All we hear is radio Ga Ga

[pliant dirge]

Unpopular opinion : wonder of u is the best stand

[rich knot]

That's like everyone's opinion

Even to people that aren't caught up

[crisp vigil]

Every once and awhile someone comes by and is like “Unpopular opinion/controversial: Star Platinum is strong” or some bs like that

We know how powerful Wonder of U is

thanks for the reminder

[hard meteor]

unpopular opinion:kaato sexy 🥴

[rich knot]

I really like mitsuba

[kind owl]

@rich knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[fluid mango]

Hi bean

[crisp vigil]

yello

[rich knot]

Green

[fluid mango]

Orange

[hard meteor]

Blue

[junior coral]

You called?

[fluid mango]

Greeny are we enemiez

[junior coral]

Yes

[sharp dune]

purple

[minor ore]

Enemy stand user?!

[wanton cloak]

also i'm on chapter 72
of jojolion
and was yoshikage kira a good or bad person?

also kira cared about his mother didn't he?

[spark plover]

Ye

[wanton cloak]

doggy style

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/864210058841817089.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[spark plover]

Can't wait the dub to call it "the way of the dog"

[wanton cloak]

lmaooo

[sharp dune]

4 footed hairy animal way of doing things

[chilly acorn]

Dog's Way

[sharp dune]

damn crazy noisy biztown's are bops

repeating them again

wait a second

dropped my fuccing erasers

[royal bane]

is that fr the localized name💀💀

[junior coral]

no

It doesn't have a localized name yet

[split nacelle]

localized names come with either the anime or the english translated manga

[junior coral]

And the games

And other assorted english translated material

[minor ore]

is no-one talking about how there are no loins?

[junior coral]

Yeah no one talks about it

You are the first person in this server to ever bring that fact up

[crisp vigil]

Can we subtitle JoJolion as "NO, NOT TALKING ABOUT THESE MFS"

[timber gull]

ong, I found the jojo lion

[flint blaze]

Incorrect

[timber gull]

many do

[flint blaze]

There are, in fact, loins in jojolion

More visible loins than probably any other part

[languid stag]

who would win? Aphex brothers or goku?

[kind owl]

@languid stag, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[sonic hollow]

karera

[languid stag]

correct

[median sapphire]

over halfway through jojolion now

its really good

4th favorite so far i'd say

[royal steppe]

What genre is jojolion

[junior coral]

Mystery

[kind owl]

@ocean spruce, Your Stand Rank is now level 15 !

[ornate fiber]

best arc

[wispy lion]

i loved that arc

[ornate fiber]

FERRARI

ON A

TREE

[wispy lion]

HELL YEAH

[crisp vigil]

the car in the tree gets me every time

[ornate fiber]

RAI AND JOSUKE ARE SO NONCHALANT ABOUT IT

[stark sigil]

action and mystery seinen

[light swift]

This was sooo cool

I forgot about the tree car

How the fuck did it get there anyway

[ornate fiber]

wou

I guess

[light swift]

Nice man gives peaches

Very cool

[languid stag]

I just realized flashback man doesnt reappear

Was he supposed to reappear or was it just an unimportant memory?

[stark sigil]

which flashback man

[junior coral]

It’s a dropped plot point

[brave geyser]

nope

[split nacelle]

I thought this was sbr chat for a sec I was like what flashback man tf

then I saw what channel it is and I shouldn't really be in here I'm on chapter 6

[alpine trench]

Araki already confirmed he is Jojolands protagonist

[molten gust]

what which flashback man?

joseph?

[alpine trench]

Flashback man

Was confirmed in the last magazine

[molten gust]

oh i just googled it and nlg i dont remember this

oh shit this is exciting

[alpine trench]

Ikr

[zenith tangle]

Tf? Where did you get that info from

[alpine trench]

The translation of page 48 of the maganize released 2 weeks ago

Most people werent satisfied with the contents but I enjoyed it

[zenith tangle]

Do you know where I can read it?

It's weird cause I didn't see anyone talking about this.

[calm quail]

Ironic

[rare vale]

rai: "no grafts?"

also

🛐

[opal hollow]

[rare vale]

[placid swift]

i thought you were sarcastic at first but this is either some next level trolling or something i don't know about

[tame plover]

think about it slowly tit, it’s hugo

[placid swift]

normally its ash doing the trolling

[alpine trench]

classic Ash

[alpine trench]

And we do a little bit of spreading misinformation

[placid swift]

smh my head hugo i can't believe you've done this

[alpine trench]

You can't believe???? I did this for us

I do this for all of us

Confused Blue names carrying misinformation are like 70% of this server

WE NEED THIS TIT

[placid swift]

nO

WE NEED TO PURGE THE MISINFORMATION

NOT JOIN THEM

[opal hollow]

Only misinformation.

[alpine trench]

WE CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT MISINFORMATION

WE ARE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN TIT

WHY CAN'T YOU SEE??

[flint blaze]

based

[brave geyser]

bruh slander

[thin torrent]

ash is a troller

[brave geyser]

nah bruh

im the victim

[sharp dune]

poor ash

[kind owl]

@sharp dune, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[tame plover]

Ash is the troller and the victim at the same time

[sharp dune]

he is all

[alpine trench]

#Ashdidnothingwrong

[brave geyser]

just the victim

you're the troller

[opal hollow]

Both

[brave geyser]

no

[fluid mango]

I love josuke

[minor ore]

Hello fellow Jojolion Enthusiasts

[fluid mango]

Hell Joshu

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

jojoloin cringe

/j

Joshu becomes a man at the end of the part, he lost a limb but grew a heart.

His last action before being defeated was confronting the villain to defend his friend. True heroism.

[minor ore]

I really should slap you for making/posting this

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !

[minor ore]

??

[minor ore]

Joshu is poopoo

i like him

hes best character

Why do you like him

[fluid mango]

Joshu

[crisp vigil]

I genuinely enjoy his character, not in a meme way though

[minor ore]

i like flawed characters. also bc hes like a real person in a manga

[minor ore]

same

I like characters that are annoying and pathetic like I am irl

[minor ore]

You know people like Joshu? 🤨

And you like those people?

[minor ore]

yes

[minor ore]

i am

[placid swift]

joshu supremacy

like my second favorite character in all of jojo

[junior coral]

Joshu sucks

Cringe

[minor ore]

agree

ignore the haters

[tame plover]

Green W

[placid swift]

smh storm i can't believe you've committed such an L

[tame plover]

tit you couldn't possibly believe joshu to be peak fiction

[placid swift]

joshu is the equivalent of the peakest of fiction

[junior coral]

I cannot help but think that the people who claim to like Joshu are doing it for a joke

[tame plover]

That's what I always tought but sometimes I doubt that theory

[minor ore]

maybe you have no sense of humor

[junior coral]

Stupid haircut man so funny

[placid swift]

i genuinely really like joshu as a character, but peak fiction joshu is clearly just straight undeniable hard facts

[junior coral]

No I mean if people liked Joshu because he's pathetic then I would get it

But too many people are like he's a chad 🤓

[minor ore]

he is tho

[junior coral]

I can't tell if it's a joke!

[placid swift]

he's pretty cool in the milagro man arc sometimes

[tame plover]

At first I didn't dislike him just kinda "eh" when I saw him

But just like speedwagon, joshu fans made me dislike him more

[minor ore]

ok

[junior coral]

Joshu fans are annoying

You never find one that accepts his flaws

Super

[junior coral]

lol you seeing this

[hard meteor]

i like joshu but he got shafted heavy

[tame plover]

A perfect example

[placid swift]

especially in the end of part 8

i expected him to be alot more mature after what he had been through

and fight wou or something idk

[junior coral]

Yeah a lot of people did

Not me

He acted like a degenerate like he usually does

[hard meteor]

i know right

[placid swift]

imagine doing character development

[hard meteor]

i espected some progress after milagro man and it just went to shit during wou

[sonic hollow]

Joshu definitely uses 2chan

[placid swift]

i blame araki more than joshu

[junior coral]

Milagro Man might as well just not have happened

[minor ore]

i think yall are missing the point about the character

he was never meant to be heroic

[placid swift]

joshu has such potential to grow from an annoying stupid brat to an actual protagonist-like character like koichi, but araki threw him in the trash

[sonic hollow]

Would’ve preferred it didn’t cause sucks ass

[junior coral]

No shit

There were people during Part 8's run who really were thinking he would step in and save the day

[placid swift]

attempt to at least

[junior coral]

He tried to but in his own dumbass ways

[minor ore]

mfs really arguing the fine details about Joshu

[alpine trench]

Hmm nah

[minor ore]

the reason yall hate joshu is bc you see ursselves in him

and hate urselves

joshu is the average jojo fan irl

[tame plover]

what

[sonic hollow]

No he just sucks lmao

[placid swift]

i too have nut king call

[tame plover]

I hope most people here aren't gropers

[junior coral]

The opposite

[tame plover]

Or very greedy

[junior coral]

I've talked to too many people that see themselves in Joshu and that's why they like him so much

[hard meteor]

its disappointment really not hate, especially after an entire arc is focused on him seemingly growing with an decent ability that couldve been used more

[tame plover]

Or accidental rapists

[junior coral]

Accidental almost rapists

But yeah

[minor ore]

goddamn bro its just a joke

[ornate fiber]

Disappointed cause he wasn’t utilised well tbh

[minor ore]

😭

[sonic hollow]

1 of which was not accidental

[ornate fiber]

Or yeah.

[hard meteor]

exactly all of the wou fight is him embarrassing himself and losing an arm

[minor ore]

green giorno has the stand ability of no sense of humor

[tame plover]

My favorite moment of Joshu is his realistic reaction to eating the rokakaka after being blinded by lust

[sonic hollow]

You have the stand ability of not being funny. Seems like a lot of people have that one

[junior coral]

What are you talking about lmao

[ornate fiber]

Nut King Call could have defeated Calamity on g

[tame plover]

his attitude was more of a baby than his baby arm

[placid swift]

i thought he had regretted his actions and changed himself for the better after what he had said to yasuho, i was ready for him to step up and face wou even if he failed miserably, instead his brain cells equivalent exchanged with his pp

[ornate fiber]

I really thought he was gonna change then and there

Araki got my hopes up

[minor ore]

he did try to defend yasuho

[ornate fiber]

okay but what did he do right after

[minor ore]

before the beam smashed into his head

[junior coral]

Yeah before he mounted her like a dog

[sonic hollow]

proceeded to sexually assault her

[minor ore]

you mean after

[junior coral]

Does it make a difference

[ornate fiber]

I dont hate him as much as i used to but like man he is a mess

[sonic hollow]

Still happened

[minor ore]

yes

[placid swift]

i was almost fine with joshu getting into mating position until he actually started begging for his arm back, like bro where did all your fuking character development go

[hard meteor]

i was convinced this was when he would finnaly change for the better and then araki says"lol no" not even 3 pages later

[placid swift]

if he just accepted that he sacrificed his arm to yasuho i would be so much happier

[ornate fiber]

Araki did him dirty

Yeah if he had accepted how he was and sacrificed himself for Yasuho that would have paid off so much better but noooo “”””comedy””””” relief

[placid swift]

nut king call needs to screw joshu's head back together

[ornate fiber]

It had the ability to screw Jojolion’s loose ends shut 😍

[placid swift]

i was so shocked that such a generic and useful ability was only used like... 5 times?

and most of them were just for mundane purposes

like man there has to be a reason as to why araki gave the main character's original ability onto a side character that was used like 3 times

[alpine trench]

An ability in Jojolion that got underused?

Araki writing would never

[sonic hollow]

Wild

When has that ever happened

Can’t name any examples

[alpine trench]

Can't either

[sonic hollow]

None at all

[placid swift]

27 volumes and he can't even add more nkc smh

[alpine trench]

Jojolion is the longest part, it's just wrong to assume an ability or character would go underused

[placid swift]

joshu better be in part 9 because he was done so dirty at the end of jojolion

[sonic hollow]

Nah fuck joshu don’t add on to him

[placid swift]

yes fuck joshu

i'd like to

[junior coral]

Space Trucking is underused

Sick design only shown in one chapter

thanks Araki

[sonic hollow]

Ok tit calm down

Greeny no. Absolutely no stands were underused in jojolion

[junior coral]

You're right sorry Araki is a genius writer and JoJolion is the greatest piece of media to ever exist

[sonic hollow]

Exactly

[alpine trench]

You got that right

[placid swift]

joshu went from having the resolve to save his entire family and sacrifice his whole body to waaAaAAAAH MY ARM IS gONE tHIS ISN't WHat I sIGNed Up For GIMemMEeE bACKkkkk

[alpine trench]

That's such a Joshu moment

[placid swift]

joshu might be a dick but c'mon araki let him not be useless

[alpine trench]

You joke but that's not out of character

[hard meteor]

Entire family with diverse and interesting abilities completely discarded out of the story for the funny

[placid swift]

imma just pretend he was controlled by calamity or some shit

[junior coral]

Except he prob wasn't

[alpine trench]

Don't tell him that

[placid swift]

clearly he should've just unscrewed calamity apart

[junior coral]

T-true...

[tame plover]

Schott key no.1 & 2 are underused

[placid swift]

nut king call: nut beyond

[placid swift]

used more than nut king call

[alpine trench]

In my opinion the only stands from recurring characters that weren't underused were Paper Moon King and Paisley Park

[placid swift]

if araki stuck with josuke having nkc then he wouldn't have had to drop plunder

[alpine trench]

And I guess Go Beyond because eh

[placid swift]

joshu should've just equivalent exchanged his pp for yasuho's arm since its as big as an arm anyway

[alpine trench]

How do you know?

Have you ever tasted it?

[placid swift]

couldn't fit

[alpine trench]

Im not asking you if you ate it
Im asking you if you tasted it

Smh

[placid swift]

at least my favorite character survived the part because his neck exploding wasn't fatal

[alpine trench]

Can't say the same now can you @tame plover

[tame plover]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-emoji-cry-tantrum-gif-18888916

[alpine trench]

Beby Storm

[fluid mango]

Hugo...

[ornate fiber]

Stormy wormy

[alpine trench]

Stommy Tommy

[fluid mango]

S'mores what's your pfp

[tame plover]

I feel assaulted

[fluid mango]

Storm I respect you

You're best denizen

[alpine trench]

A random guy with sunglasses

[fluid mango]

Didn't ask you HUGO.

[tame plover]

thanks.. but why would you

[fluid mango]

Because you're awesome

And cool

And you're storm

[alpine trench]

I do what I want, BINGUS.

https://tenor.com/view/spit-funny-frowning-grumpy-gif-14501018

[tame plover]

Hugo are you angry

[alpine trench]

So angry

[tame plover]

lol

[alpine trench]

Im filled with rage

[ornate fiber]

Gojo Satoru, Jujutsu Kaisen.

[sonic hollow]

[fluid mango]

Me

Me rn

[alpine trench]

As I said random sunglasses guy

[fluid mango]

I'm gonna tell on you hugo

Gonna tell on you so hard

[alpine trench]

I did nothing

I did nothing...

I haven't done anything today

[fluid mango]

You hate on me , that's a crime

Can't hate bingus

It's in the rules

[alpine trench]

Shut up Bingus

[fluid mango]

No you shut up hugo

[alpine trench]

I will steal your teeth Bingus

[fluid mango]

Noooo I need them to eat

[alpine trench]

Yeah so back off

[fluid mango]

I'll steal your your your

Your

Uh

[ornate fiber]

Mother

[fluid mango]

No father I'll steal your father

Hi smores bestie

[timber gull]

hugo is fatherless

[ornate fiber]

Hewwo

[ornate fiber]

HUGO GETTING COOKED

[timber gull]

he didn’t tell anyone???

hugo what the fuck

[alpine trench]

Wait I am fatherless

TwelveWing wtf

[timber gull]

yes

I left you 19 years ago

the day you were born

[alpine trench]

Im not 19

[junior coral]

The father to end all fathers

[timber gull]

dam

[alpine trench]

What am I seeing

[ornate fiber]

Wtf

[junior coral]

Great Father

[timber gull]

lol

[hard meteor]

tf is that

[junior coral]

I just said

Great Father

[timber gull]

lol

[ornate fiber]

Greeny are you revealing your fetish

[tame plover]

green

why

[alpine trench]

Smores why do u jump to that

[junior coral]

Sheesh

[timber gull]

damn, greeny has a fetish?

[alpine trench]

He has, it's related to destroying blue names misinformation.
But we all knew that

[timber gull]

lol

ain’t a fetish

that’s a hobby

[junior coral]

It's a life style

[timber gull]

even better

[ornate fiber]

Even worse

[junior coral]

S'mores you are literally a Discord mod

I DON'T want to hear it!!!

[timber gull]

it’s his coping mechanism

[junior coral]

WRONG

[ornate fiber]

Yes

gets mocked by blue names
flawless logic
rage
we r on this server what do u expect

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[alpine trench]

Gotta say that logic checks out Smores

[ornate fiber]

I dont trust u Hugo!!!

[junior coral]

You are constrained by the laws of this server I am not. You are forced to follow and carry out the rules but I'm a free spirit

I can leave whenever I please

[fluid mango]

I love JoJolion

[ornate fiber]

FUCK

[fluid mango]

It's okay smores

I still support you

[minor ore]

It does have some of the coolest stands (Speed king, wonder of u, soft and wet

[alpine trench]

When did your trust fade?

[fluid mango]

Since you hated me

[timber gull]

damn

[alpine trench]

So always?

[timber gull]

smore maybe never had any trust in you

[granite pewter]

Na. Thats cap

Chocolate disco solos all those stands

[molten gust]

what do you think the chances are of jojolands being directly after jojolion? i mean i think itd make alot ot sense

[languid stag]

What happened with part 9? I thought there was gonna be a short hiatus

[sinful bramble]

The wait is unspecified

There were 8 months between Part 5 ending and Part 6 entering serialisation

Nearly a year between Part 6 and Part 7

[sinful bramble]

It’s possible

[flint blaze]

Imagine marrying someone with that goofy ass outfit

[wanton cloak]

johnny's still hot tho tbh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/920107987606052864.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[sharp dune]

cant disagree with that

johnny dripped out

[fluid mango]

Johnnys outfit looked like pajamas

[minor ore]

Ok, chocolate disco IS cool, and I never said part 8 was my favourite, in fact part 7 is, but I still think wonder of u is cool

[granite pewter]

Jojo women after getting piped by a man dressed in elf boots

[molten gust]

WoU coolest stand

[minor ore]

I would say no because my favourite is scary monsters, but yes, WoU is cooler

[molten gust]

scary monsters is pretty cool too ngl

[minor ore]

It IS a blue dinosaur with teh word DIO on the tail, in evry context that is cool

Especially if you knwo that dio is god in italian

[granite pewter]

Soft and wet is my favourite everything else is mid. But for sake of trolling I’m gonna say kuhnen solos

[minor ore]

khumn*

To be fair, Khumn is pretty underated

Its a disguise stand

[granite pewter]

💀💀

[kind owl]

@granite pewter, Your Stand Rank is now level 13 !

[granite pewter]

It squad wipes all jojos

[minor ore]

Well, if the user was a genius

AND had a gun

[molten gust]

another cool stand is weather report

[tame plover]

Its rather useless

[molten gust]

or c moon ooohh i love c moon

[tame plover]

A disguise that only works for your head

Good luck getting every target of yours to be your same build

[minor ore]

I prefer whitesnake, but yes weather report is cool

[tame plover]

And getting their clothes

And then actually fighting stand users

[granite pewter]

I’d use it to shit on people. I’d disguise myself as jojo and just shit myself and nobody would know

[minor ore]

Ok, its jojo, depending on the part, your iether on steroids or starved

[minor ore]

Understandable

The most useful stand IRL would be enigma

Change my mind

[granite pewter]

No?

[tame plover]

Not at all?

[granite pewter]

Heavens door

[molten gust]

by far

[granite pewter]

Actually no. Wonder of you. I’d use it to speed run games then whenever someone tries to beat my record they’d get hit by a plane

[tame plover]

what

that's not how it works

[granite pewter]

They coming for me and my record

[minor ore]

That only works on living creatures (I think, I can't think of a time rohan has used it on an object), but I'm saying IRL, so if you were moving houses or something like that ou could just, turn your sofa ijnto a sheet of paper and carry it easily

or dead creautures

If you count ghosts

[granite pewter]

Ok? You can still do anything you want

[molten gust]

with heavens door you could just make people make a house for you

[tame plover]

Doesn't fit the context of pursue

[molten gust]

or do anything for you

[granite pewter]

How about you fit the context of some bitches

[minor ore]

What if uyou didn't want the FBI after you

[tame plover]

Pursuing Tooru is looking for him to cause him harm

[granite pewter]

Na fam it’s literally just coming at him. Remember that kid who got bodied by a gate

[minor ore]

Good thing my dad in is another country B)

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[tame plover]

That's because the kid saw the stand

Seeing the stand is a direct calamity

Tooru even talks about it to yasuho

[edgy hedge]

My country in my state in my house in my shower with his nuts in my line of vision

[granite pewter]

I want to make out with you

[molten gust]

but what about the people at the press conference

[minor ore]

Yep

[tame plover]

You mean when the stand is disguised as the Dr.

[molten gust]

ohhh now that makes sense

[tame plover]

How many times do you move houses?

[edgy hedge]

I drew this today

[granite pewter]

Don’t you gotta be a stand user to see it’s actual form

[minor ore]

Ok, I admit ive moved houses twice in my life, but its just an example

[tame plover]

WoU can be seen by all

[granite pewter]

It’s actual form

[tame plover]

Yes altough we don't see too many examples of it

Non stand users have seen WoU

[granite pewter]

Ik that

What if I cum for tooru?

[minor ore]

I can't say I blame you

[granite pewter]

Fr that hat hair is hot

Everyone with hat hair is automatically hot

[minor ore]

The only other one I can think f is Jotaro

[granite pewter]

Weather

[minor ore]

Oh I forgor

[granite pewter]

Lmao

Tbh anasui> weather

[tame plover]

yes

[minor ore]

By the way, unrelated question, how do I change the stand next to my name

[granite pewter]

You PayPal me 500 totally not a scam btw

[minor ore]

Will you give me 12 robuk?

[granite pewter]

Yh

[minor ore]

k deal

[granite pewter]

Gnarly

[minor ore]

Yos

[granite pewter]

Wanna kiss?

[minor ore]

Ok

[granite pewter]

Lmfao💀

[minor ore]

Lmao

[granite pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-jojo-kiss-jojos-bizzare-adventure-gif-18913304

[minor ore]

I remember watching that

[granite pewter]

Sauce?

[minor ore]

Hold on

https://youtu.be/sPYoyg4Ozrc

Best video 11/10

It is absoolute art

[minor ore]

Talk more and it levels up automatically

[minor ore]

Oh nice, it has said I'm level 3 but it hasn't changed? Do tyou know why?

How long have you been in the server

[minor ore]

I always forget to mention

[minor ore]

About 3 days

You just have to send messages and it will go up

[minor ore]

I know, it said I'm level 3

[minor ore]

This is what I mean

Yeah I get it

Once you get to higher levels it changes

Oh ok

Whats the first change?

Goo goo dolls

[minor ore]

Thankls

No problem

[minor ore]

It’s at level 5

[minor ore]

Ok, I just checked my rank thing and I'm close to level 4

I should get it soon

Okay cool 👍

Thanks

[junior coral]

You can also just

!rank

[kind owl]

Greensona 2: Innocent Sin, that command is disabled in this channel.

[junior coral]

Yeah you can’t do it in these channels

But you can check your rank

[minor ore]

Ik

I just checked it in bot command

[sinful bramble]

Did you just try and break a rule😱

[junior coral]

Yes

I’m a rule breaker

[spark current]

@split nacelle Wonder of U is the name

[split nacelle]

oh I heard of that

theres a stand called that too isnt there

[spark current]

Yeah

But don't search it up it's pretty hype if you don't get spoiled

[split nacelle]

yeah

I wont spoil myself on jjl like I did for stone ocean and sbr

[flint blaze]

That’s why jotaro’s marriage didn’t work out. He dresses too normal

He can steal Dio’s ability but not his drip

[spark current]

[hard meteor]

jotaro shouldve taken his elf shoes

[minor ore]

All we hear is radio gaga

[ornate fiber]

Thinking about the deaths in JJL

It would be kinda funny to die melted by vitamin C

Oh no my body aaaaa
gets cut by a piece of cash
fucking dies.

[sonic hollow]

smores

what

is wrong with you

[ornate fiber]

Vitamin C Enthusiast ok

[alpine trench]

Idk how being melted alive would be funny

But you do you Smores

[ornate fiber]

I like dying okay

Can’t I fantasise about the ideal Jojo death!!

[sonic hollow]

no

be normal

[ornate fiber]

Anyways

Wouldn’t it be funny if Kira like blew up my arteries now

[sonic hollow]

wouldnt it be funny if someone put a giant hole through my abdomen

[ornate fiber]

Ugh

That’s the best way to die

Actually no has anyone died from decapitation in Jojo I can’t remember well

That feels like the fastest way to go out

[sonic hollow]

dio
kinda

does head exploding count

[ornate fiber]

Kinda.

[ornate fiber]

Absolutely

Ugh Kira is so iconic

Killing his victims quick and quietly

Ngl.. I want a taste of that 😋

[sonic hollow]

you just an excuse to die dont you

[ornate fiber]

Yes Enceladus I’m suicidal no shit

[sonic hollow]

wasnt expecting that

[deft gate]

this part is bad compared to other parts, what do you thingk?

[sonic hollow]

cap

top 3 part

[stark sigil]

part 5*

[ornate fiber]

Cap

Biggest cap ever

[crisp vigil]

why do we have to downgrade other parts for the sake of saying X is better

[deft gate]

😂

[crisp vigil]

just enjoy jojos smh

[sonic hollow]

now thats true

[ornate fiber]

Based

[deft gate]

part 5 was kind of random but i think it was alright

[ornate fiber]

X part is worse than x part

[sonic hollow]

thats not as fun as making fun of people

[ornate fiber]

Worst excuse ever

[ornate fiber]

I get it

Bean is too mature for some of ya’ll

Which is why he’s based

[sonic hollow]

[crisp vigil]

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

you give me so much credit

too much in fact

[ornate fiber]

I give what has been served in front of me

Facts! 🤭

[crisp vigil]

💕💕

[sonic hollow]

my serious opinions come out sometimes

[deft gate]

ye

[alpine trench]

What about no?

Why not enjoy something?

[ornate fiber]

Then cry and mald and seethe

[alpine trench]

U know what

I will do that

[crisp vigil]

door's open if you don't like jojo

(but stay)

[alpine trench]

😭

[deft gate]

is jojolands gonna be the final part?

what do u think

[alpine trench]

Im on my way to assassinate Araki

So it might

[sonic hollow]

dumbass

[deft gate]

l ol

[sonic hollow]

wait for it finish first

than it would be his final part

[deft gate]

ohhhhhh

[sonic hollow]

if you do it now his final part is jojolion

[deft gate]

🌨️ i rember

[alpine trench]

Im walking to Japan by foot

He has time

[deft gate]

cap

[alpine trench]

No cap

[deft gate]

that is cap

japan is like an islnad

[alpine trench]

So?

Im so close

omg I can see Araki

[crisp vigil]

can you see the guy behind him

there's two people

[alpine trench]

Wait let me get closer

[crisp vigil]

hugo you absolute buffoon

you have no stand power

[alpine trench]

No wait I can see it

[crisp vigil]

that'd be steve

diff person

[alpine trench]

It looks like...

Steve kinda looks like Storm

Storm is massaging Araki tf

Wait that's not Araki, it looks like him but it's not

OMG IT'S ARAKI'S MOM

[ornate fiber]

Wtf

Hugo

Take your meds

Now

[alpine trench]

I can't, they floated away

[sonic hollow]

than float after them

[alpine trench]

Omg I do have a green balloon

U so smart Outcast

[sharp mauve]

So I'm pretty sure this is why gappy has 4 balls!

[ornate fiber]

[sharp mauve]

Damn Grandpa ol Genetics!

[alpine trench]

Has anyone told you, that you are very smart Vivace?

[hard meteor]

thats....not why

[ornate fiber]

Are you sure

[sharp mauve]

Yes thanks so much

Haha

[alpine trench]

Yw, go spread your genius around the globe

[fluid mango]

His underwear says jojo

[vernal cave]

I wonder, after Josuke escaped the hole, how did he find his outfit?