jojolion

[fluid mango]

No she isn't

[junior coral]

[alpine trench]

Dejá vu

[tame plover]

hm?

[alpine trench]

Last time I asked how she survived with no scratches u said the same thing

[tame plover]

[alpine trench]

Which is wrong!

It was all plot armor cause explosions don't work that way

[opal hollow]

Bomba

[alpine trench]

Bommmba?

As in bomb in português???

[opal hollow]

Bomb omb

Idk

I’m confused

[alpine trench]

I hate u Chariot

Someone ban him please

[opal hollow]

🧔‍♀️

[alpine trench]

[opal hollow]

I don’t even know what I did😭

[alpine trench]

Idk either

fuck u tho

[opal hollow]

Thank you ☺️

God you’re too nice

[alpine trench]

[spark cave]

You are Bri*ish

[opal hollow]

Apart from that

[alpine trench]

You are level 47

[opal hollow]

Listen…

[alpine trench]

I mean at some point it stops being funny, it's just reportable now

[opal hollow]

Mhm

But I’m still gonna do it

Cause I’m unfunny af😎

[tame plover]

I’m going to send you to a mental ward

[true turtle]

just finished
wtf is up with that railing

[opal hollow]

😀

[stark sigil]

what railing

[true turtle]

at the end with joseph

[kind owl]

@true turtle, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[stark sigil]

Yea i dont know i guess it's just something to show that Tooru had the fruits for a while

It was a pretty weird arc though

But I liked seeing part 8 joseph

[chrome vale]

cursed

[stark sigil]

what arc is this

[sweet dune]

aww not the cat

[stark sigil]

i dont remember

[chrome vale]

Paisley Park and Born this Way

[minor ore]

I don’t remember this 💀

[brave geyser]

very close to ckb pretty sure

or during it

[icy ice]

he

[chrome vale]

I said which arc the naked cat was from

[brave geyser]

oh yeah

[fathom karma]

josuke have planted several bombs in morioh cho

[kind owl]

@fathom karma, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[chrome vale]

Ok this is nuts

Holy crap I love how stands can look like their user

like how Tusk was star-studded like Johnny

[wooden barn]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=21b0c98923

[brave geyser]

#gaming

[mental mica]

this guy is probably pesci dad

[fluid mango]

Kira hatless

I'd assume josuke has the same hairstyle

[chrome vale]

Best use of "menacing" ever

[chrome vale]

What do these tildes mean?

[tepid gulch]

i loved this arc

it was just like

people on shakedown street after making someone step on a leaf

https://tenor.com/view/supa-hot-fire-ooooh-rap-battle-jump-crowd-surf-gif-4557024

[chrome vale]

I keep thinking of Mr. Shakedown from Yakuza

[sinful bramble]

This was my favourite JJL scene

[sinful bramble]

I think it means that the letter before the tilde is being extended or something, to show the tone they’re saying it in

So, “Sa~~~y” = “Saaay” or something like that

[spark cave]

"I have a job at the Laundry. I Want Kira Yoshikage and no of you are leaving here until I get him"

[spiral walrus]

I think he probably has the Pompadour from josefumi

[brave geyser]

top of his head is bald he just has some hair on the sides

[spiral walrus]

Gappy secretly 60

Not 19

[tulip bolt]

🤨

zamn he's old

[spark cave]

How?

[spiral walrus]

He's bald under the hat

[spark cave]

Not every bald person is 60 yrs old

Blue name

[spiral walrus]

maybe 89

[spark cave]

[spiral walrus]

I'm a stand user

[rare vale]

joshu

🙏

[tulip bolt]

🛐

[minor ore]

How are my fellow Joshu Enthusiasts doing?

[junior coral]

They’re nonexistent

Go away

[minor ore]

Soft 🍑 & Wet 💦

😩

[crisp vigil]

you didn’t have to say that

https://tenor.com/view/barack-obama-obama-confused-what-huh-gif-17749155

[sinful bramble]

Good!

[minor ore]

our boy doesn’t believe in himself 😭

[sinful bramble]

😭

[opal hollow]

Part 8 Kira looking kinda-

[sinful bramble]

[crisp vigil]

kira is beautiful

too bad he ate some fruit

[opal hollow]

And lost his balls

[rare vale]

good hbu

[glacial tulip]

joshu wanna be ben

[glacial tulip]

and got 4 balls

[opal hollow]

Wait

The dayia girl or whatever

Has a stand

[tame plover]

yes

[opal hollow]

And from what I understand it takes memories

[tame plover]

yes

[opal hollow]

Finally a non confusing stand

[tame plover]

Clearly you haven't met Dr. Kira

[junior coral]

BWHAHAHAHAHA??????

[opal hollow]

Well it’s not that confusing

[junior coral]

You say that like it’s the first stand that’s not confusing

[tame plover]

the sun:

[minor ore]

wym

[opal hollow]

Some stands are pretty confusing

[junior coral]

You say it like all of them are

And most aren’t

[stark sigil]

Nut King Call is easy, just unscrews and screws stuff

[opal hollow]

Time to read more

[minor ore]

daiya’s stand isnt terribly simple either

[royal bane]

i didnt have a problem understanding any stands, maybe other than D4C

[minor ore]

D4C gave me the most trouble tbh

[royal bane]

isnt california king bed take away a memory when u dont do what she says?

wait

!w california king bed

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/California_King_Bed

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

California King Bed

California King Bed (カリフォルニア・キング・ベッドちゃん, Kariforunia Kingu Beddo-chan) is the Stand of Daiya Higashikata, featured in JoJolion. It can steal and materialize part of someone's memories if they break a rule set by the user.

[minor ore]

when you feel guilt for breaking a rule she sets

[stark sigil]

I think the only part of D4C that was confusing for me was the beginning, the johnny shooting part

[minor ore]

so yeah not terribly simple

[minor ore]

yeah

[opal hollow]

And jojolion gets confusing again

[stark sigil]

Are you reading it?

[opal hollow]

Mhm

[minor ore]

dont worry the stands in jojolion are wonky

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !

[minor ore]

only some of them are complicated

[opal hollow]

Good.

[junior coral]

Eh

It can merge between them

That’s the gist of it

[minor ore]

true

[minor ore]

that sentence makes no sense Lol

merge between dimensions 💀

[junior coral]

Yes?

How does that not make sense

[tame plover]

"It can combine between them."

[junior coral]

That isn’t what I said

“To merge” between something is an English phrase what are you on about

[alpine trench]

But how hot it is? What's the range? Does it emit Radiation? Can it be moved? Does it emit all frequencies of electromagnetic waves?? How was the gang even able to see? How does the sun work and why is it called the Sun when it's obviously not a star? Is it a star? No way Storm u gotta tell me is it a real life star and not a stand? Why create such a confusing stand and just decide to not explain it

[tame plover]

idk man when I looked for to merge I only see to combine or to blend

[tame plover]

at least 30C

At least a few meters

No

Yes

Yes

They couldn't

because it looks like our sun

not a star

real life stand

boom explained

[tame plover]

trusting google more

[alpine trench]

Omg thank you so much
These questions have been bugging me since 1991

I can now safely say that the Sun is not the most confusion stand

Super Fly is

[tame plover]

It's ok Hugo

I'll always be here for you.

[alpine trench]

❤️

Storm the only man that can beat the Giorno in Florida argument

[tame plover]

[minor ore]

I don't really get how go beyond works

[junior coral]

Elaborate

[dawn osprey]

This scene doe.

[junior coral]

You don't need to spoiler tag

[tranquil flax]

yeah just post the screenshots dw man

[dawn osprey]

I remember getting spoiled when I accidentally clicked on SBR it was valentine's neck getting sliced
So yk safety

[junior coral]

Nah

You shouldn't be in these channels if you don't want spoilers

That's on you if you click it

[dawn osprey]

Mis click

Some time happens

[junior coral]

Mute the channel

Or hide it

Still your fault if you see something you weren't supposed to

Not on us to walk on eggshells just in case someone is too stupid not to know how spoilers work

[dawn osprey]

When stick man gets abs

[dawn osprey]

Jee alr

[minor ore]

dont worry thats not how he dies

[dawn osprey]

I know

I've already read it

Finished jojolion couple of days ago

[minor ore]

u really like tooru huh

are u a sigma male

[dawn osprey]

Just was waiting for wonder of you arc to get coloured

[dawn osprey]

[junior coral]

Tooru sucks

[dawn osprey]

There's loads of my fav characs

[minor ore]

who asked u

[junior coral]

Don't matter

Tooru sucks

[dawn osprey]

Doppio was my first fav doee

[stark sigil]

Tooru's stand carries him

[dawn osprey]

It's his stand after all

[minor ore]

why bro dont bite my swag

[dawn osprey]

The first JoJo pfp I had in disc was doppi literally still some portion of friends call me doppi

[junior coral]

yes

[minor ore]

im jk fuck doppio

[dawn osprey]

[dawn osprey]

Sheesh

President valentine

Napkins

[rugged stream]

ppl posting their L opinions about Tooru again lol

[minor ore]

wrong channel

[minor ore]

Greeny*

[stark sigil]

I like Tooru better then Diavolo

[dawn osprey]

Hater can't hurt tooru
Cause his hair hat is gucci

[junior coral]

nah

[minor ore]

🧐

[junior coral]

L

[minor ore]

when did anime fans start to talk ebonics

[dawn osprey]

Funny how tooru appears out of no where with no back story or what so ever becomes main antagonist
Dies

[stark sigil]

Rip Jobin

[minor ore]

thats bcause he contrasts gappy in a extreme way

[junior coral]

NO he don't

[dawn osprey]

Jobin maneeee

His right path

[minor ore]

gappy was present for the whole part as the sole protagonist

[dawn osprey]

Fucked him up

[minor ore]

So the villain had to be the opposite

[dawn osprey]

Norisukes's death was in vain

[minor ore]

he didn’t die

[junior coral]

BAWAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Tooru fans just be saying shit

[minor ore]

how about u get a life greeny 😭

[stark sigil]

I think Tooru is decent, but Jobin felt more like the opposite, I think.

[minor ore]

i was talking about tooru not jobin

[junior coral]

Do you know me???

[dawn osprey]

I think you're just salty

[sinful bramble]

Tooru is absolutely not the best main villain, but has some redeeming qualities as a character

[sinful bramble]

They have a blue name

[dawn osprey]

A jobin PFP a rare sight

[junior coral]

Jobin pfp > Tooru pfp !

No kizzy!

[dawn osprey]

Used to have jobin pfp

[minor ore]

would be based if he didn’t discriminate based on color

[dawn osprey]

Switched couple says agoo

[junior coral]

agoo

[minor ore]

hes blue bro he doesn’t spend every single hour on the server

[dawn osprey]

agoo

[sinful bramble]

It’s not because of the colour but because of the role that it’s attached to
People under level 15 are generally quite annoying, as they’re most likely to break rules

[junior coral]

Blue name

smh

[sinful bramble]

Or just say nonsense

[junior coral]

Yeah what he said

[sinful bramble]

I’m not saying everyone that’s a low level is like this

But it’s pretty true that it’s more common

[minor ore]

who cares 😭 its just a server

[junior coral]

We care if you're annoying

[minor ore]

but I agree with ur Tooru take

[dawn osprey]

I got all levels just by posting memes
And hanging out in gen spoilers

[minor ore]

the problem with Tooru is that hes just too mundane a villain, nothing special.

some would say its on purpose but i understand why its seen as reaching

[junior coral]

GRAHHAHHHHH

[sinful bramble]

One of my favourite parts about Tooru is that, without him, Josuke’s existence may not have happened

[junior coral]

ya he's quite lame

Very underwhelming

[minor ore]

thats the cool part tho

[junior coral]

Nah

[dawn osprey]

[junior coral]

Not really

the impact isn't really felt on that

We don't see Tooru interact with the Rock Humans at all

[minor ore]

its hard to feel it since its backstory & lore

[junior coral]

His influence isn't really felt throughout the part because we don't know he exists until it ends

If it was revealed exactly what role he played that'd be different

but it wasn't

[sinful bramble]

But but what about that tiny scene with him and Wu Tomoki in the van!!!

[dawn osprey]

Man but I would've love the backstory of yashuho and tooru's relationship before

[junior coral]

GRAHHHHH

[minor ore]

I do think it was on purpose tho. He’s supposed to be a indifferent nobody

contrasted with the “Great Man” Jo2uke

[stark sigil]

Jobin contrasted more opposite of gappy than tooru tbh

[minor ore]

why?

[dawn osprey]

Ok so who do y'all consider jobro
Yasuho or Rai?

[junior coral]

valid

[junior coral]

Yasuho

She's been there since chapter 1

[dawn osprey]

W

[minor ore]

Rai

[junior coral]

Literally the narrator of the part

[sinful bramble]

Yasuho, but my actual consideration is that there isn’t just one JoBro per part

[dawn osprey]

Since first page

Idc if people calls her love interest

[sinful bramble]

Like, I say “a JoBro” instead of “the JoBro”

[dawn osprey]

She's the jobro

[minor ore]

its in the name: joBRO

[dawn osprey]

Eremes

FF

[stark sigil]

Theres many jobros in parts after part 2

[alpine trench]

A girl can be a bro smh

[junior coral]

I mean she is the love interest

[minor ore]

Hermes is a bro.

[minor ore]

Yasuho

[odd nebula]

Bro is gender neutral smh

[sinful bramble]

She’s both

[dawn osprey]

Yep

[alpine trench]

Kakyoin is Jotaro love interest doesn't stop him from being a Jobro

[dawn osprey]

Rai would've been the jobro but he appeared very late in the part like CHP 60

[junior coral]

SHUT

[minor ore]

bc the story is about JO2UKE

[junior coral]

I hate the term "the" Jobro anyway it's really stupid and the definition is too loose

[rugged stream]

average gen spoilers user

[junior coral]

^^^

[sinful bramble]

But But what about that tiny scene with Norisuke showing a photo of him around chapter 57!!!

[dawn osprey]

But tbh
Josuke is more of a "solo guy"

[junior coral]

Not even

[minor ore]

for real. that shit is like a kindergarten

[junior coral]

Yasuho is the deuteragonist

[dawn osprey]

[sinful bramble]

A kindergarten in hell

[minor ore]

Nah

[dawn osprey]

Oh shtixzzzz

[junior coral]

She literally is

By definition she is

[minor ore]

cap

[junior coral]

How tf is that cap

[sinful bramble]

We see Yasuho before we see Josuke
More aptly, we see her ass

[junior coral]

Every part has a deuteragonist

[dawn osprey]

Cake

[alpine trench]

Maybe Yasuho is the protagonist

[junior coral]

SHUT

[minor ore]

Joshu is the jobro

[alpine trench]

[dawn osprey]

We didn't get much of caato tbh

[sinful bramble]

2 parts in a row where the JoBro is introduced before the Jojo

[junior coral]

Kaato is the jobro

[sinful bramble]

Oh and that also happened in part 4

[stark sigil]

And 5 I think, it starts with koichi right?

[alpine trench]

Ah and Koichi is the part 5 Jobro

[sinful bramble]

I believe the scene with Giorno walking comes first, could be wrong

Koichi and Jotaro only have minor roles in Part 5

[rugged stream]

is present more than any other character other than Josuke himself
written like one cus she is
takes part in a large part of the story
And she's somehow not a deuteragonist

[junior coral]

How is Koichi the jobro

god I hate that word

[rugged stream]

same

[dawn osprey]

Iwasuke the main antagonist

[rugged stream]

anything with jo- as the prefix is the fucking worst

[minor ore]

best duo

[dawn osprey]

Nah fuck that Yee yee ass haircut

[rugged stream]

L

[minor ore]

i wont tolerate Joshu slander

literally best character

[rugged stream]

Joshu cut drips my guy

[alpine trench]

Hold up... by that logic Giorno is the best Jojo Protagonist

[sinful bramble]

Her backstory ties into the Higashikata’s, the Kira’s and the Rock Humans’

[dawn osprey]

But why does josefumi look like love child of okuyasu and j2suke

[sinful bramble]

Hairstyle

[minor ore]

i dont see it bruh

[dawn osprey]

Nut king call

[dawn osprey]

Fr

[alpine trench]

Because u are clinically insane

[minor ore]

im gonna unscrew ur brain so u stop seeing shit

[sinful bramble]

Unscrew your tongue, touch Hato with it and have Tsurugi step on it

[rare vale]

joshu

[dawn osprey]

[rare vale]

joshu shall unscrew you

[rugged stream]

I said word not name

[minor ore]

[dawn osprey]

Ceaser pancakes
Kakyoin donut
Narnacia BBQ sticks

JoJo food world

[rare vale]

mmm

jojo's bizarre culinary log

[dawn osprey]

Shigechi pop corn

[rare vale]

don't forget the shark fin soup

[sinful bramble]

Mamezuku’s Leg spaghetti

[dawn osprey]

Vanilla ice cream

[stark sigil]

Jojolion 52 episodes or 48?

[rare vale]

battered chocolate

[dawn osprey]

Def 40+

Unless if it's rushed

but nah

[rare vale]

its gonna be longer than part 3

[dawn osprey]

Def 48 or sm

[rare vale]

[dawn osprey]

The chapters are longer

[minor ore]

Joshu early design looks so stupid

[stark sigil]

So steel ball run would be 39?

[dawn osprey]

Especially that blonde side profile

[minor ore]

yeah wtf

[dawn osprey]

And norisuke
His smile was so fucking creepy but at late part 8 he looks like a chad

[rare vale]

48 for sbr
almost 60 for jjl

[minor ore]

but he got his shit together and became the boy we love and love

[minor ore]

ppl say that but I never noticed

[dawn osprey]

I would agree his late part designs are much cooler than first chapter's

[rare vale]

araki

[rugged stream]

nah wdym?
my guy was dripping from the beginning brah

[minor ore]

i can hate on my favorite character ok

[rare vale]

either way he's the hottest

🙏

araki waited more than 35 years
to perfect him

[analog steppe]

im almost done with jojolion B)

[sinful bramble]

Cool

[minor ore]

part 8 is kinda weird

[sinful bramble]

It’s jojo

[tulip bolt]

jojo is weird in general

remember the incas mask

[tame plover]

nah jojo isn't weird

in relation to jump manga

[lilac blaze]

soft & wet thats what she said

[tranquil flax]

JoJo just seems really really bizarre because of the artstyle and stuff

Like if you tried to describe naruto or Hunter Hunter it’s also really weird

[terse oar]

just finished JoJolion

[spiral walrus]

GUARD RAIL

[terse oar]

GUARD RAIL

wait, so it's a rock animal or what

[spiral walrus]

a new form of rock thing

The rock guard rail

idk

[terse oar]

the rock

[spiral walrus]

shoes are op

[kind owl]

@spiral walrus, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[rugged stream]

yes

[terse oar]

I am still confused on how the spin works

[rugged stream]

it's pretty obvious

[terse oar]

ok

thanks

[opal hollow]

It spins

[terse oar]

but how

[rugged stream]

cus it does

!w spin

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Spin

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Spin

The Spin (回転, Kaiten, lit. "Rotation") is a supernatural phenomenon wielded by multiple key characters in Steel Ball Run and JoJolion.

[stark sigil]

Did you like it

[terse oar]

wait Rai knew about the spin I wasn't aware of that

[terse oar]

absolutely

[stark sigil]

I think he figured out the capabilities of his bubbles

[terse oar]

I thought so too

[spiral walrus]

I'm so mad at araki

[terse oar]

but apparently he knew

[spiral walrus]

he gave rais backstory twice and then killed him

u can't do that to me!

[opal hollow]

Busted these nuts HAHAHAH

[stark sigil]

Why are you here

[opal hollow]

Idk

Loool

[stark sigil]

||Zeppeli of part 8||

[terse oar]

nut king

[spiral walrus]

Womp womp

[terse oar]

yup

[kind owl]

@terse oar, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[terse oar]

lets go

[opal hollow]

Level 2…

Damn

[terse oar]

truly a magnificent rank

[opal hollow]

Yeah…

[stark sigil]

||Josuk8|| vs muzan which win?

Go Beyond claps Muzan I think

[brave geyser]

idk about that

[terse oar]

~Zeppelis of each part~

1. Will A. Zeppeli
2. Caesar A. Zeppeli
3. Noriaki Kakyoin or Muhammad Avdol help me
4. Koichi Hirose or Okuyasu Nijimura
5. Bruno Bucciarati
6. Weather Report?
7. Gyro Zeppeli
8. Rai Mamezuku

[fluid mango]

This is very intimidating, josuke is very 😳

[terse oar]

eyeless?

[fluid mango]

No

[minor ore]

Blind rage

[fluid mango]

He ain't eyeless

Just the darkened eye thing Jojo does

[terse oar]

I know

[opal hollow]

Bro looks a lil hurt

[fluid mango]

Your pfp

[stark sigil]

I think Okuyasu is more Zeppeli, Rohan barely helped Josuke

[fluid mango]

Josuke or Damo

[terse oar]

maybe Koichi?

[opal hollow]

Damo

[fluid mango]

Plus Rohan hates josukes guts

[brave geyser]

this man is chasing you down an empty alleyway what do you do

[minor ore]

Die

[fluid mango]

Throw it back

[opal hollow]

Say hi

[fluid mango]

There are three types of people in this world

[molten crane]

ask for his autograph

[kind owl]

@molten crane, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[stark sigil]

Play Elvis music

[opal hollow]

💀

[minor ore]

5 types of people in this world

[molten crane]

true

[fluid mango]

5

Josuke is scary because he practically has no sort of like remorse for his enemies I guess. He won't hesitate to kill

He's way less empathetic

Wait

Sympathetic

What's empathy again

[minor ore]

He can’t remember being kind

[fluid mango]

Hhe has no eyes

[quaint jackal]

[fluid mango]

I think damo will be okay, it's just a scratch

[minor ore]

Same thing happened to Joshu

[fluid mango]

Oh nevermind

One swift punch

[minor ore]

Ok but did no one notice him bleeding

[fluid mango]

They did

[stark sigil]

He didn't kill ||Jobin||, so i feel like he still has some kindness

[minor ore]

I get after he died but they really didn’t care

[quaint jackal]

[fluid mango]

They probably noticed josuke chasing after and thought it was business they had no need to get involved in

They kinda turned a blind eye

[minor ore]

And he didn’t kill dolomite either

[fluid mango]

Because he was being controlled

[minor ore]

After

[molten crane]

peak jojo

[fluid mango]

They let him live?

[minor ore]

I think so

[fluid mango]

I thought Yasuho killed him

[molten crane]

dolomite's still alive

[fluid mango]

Ah

He has no arms

Or legs

Amputee

[molten crane]

or legs

but he's chilling

like he wanted

[fluid mango]

Perfect fleshli-

[stark sigil]

Dolomite is just retired

[minor ore]

I felt very bad for those random people that josuke attacked

[fluid mango]

When he was being controlled ?

Or the people that were being controlled

[minor ore]

When they were being controlled

[proud current]

baby in blue hawai

[quaint jackal]

🦁

[minor ore]

He bashed that random woman’s face in

And the baby in the door 💀

[fluid mango]

Well nobody would wanna kill a baby, unless you're kakyoin

[minor ore]

Kakyoin didn’t kill the baby

[fluid mango]

Because the crusaders would question him

[proud current]

tsuriugi did tho

lol

[fluid mango]

Especially with the way he was acting

[molten crane]

or diego's father

[fluid mango]

How did that even happen

[proud current]

ojiro rreturns

[fluid mango]

Well he more or less didn't save his son

[proud current]

little timmy fell in the well

[fluid mango]

No I mean how, like was calamity surrounding tsurugi?

[proud current]

i think it was pmk giving the mother a ilusion

[fluid mango]

Maybe

But what about the girl getting her head squished between the gate

Did tsurugi actually do that

[proud current]

idk

disease be busin

[minor ore]

did the head squish girl die

Also tsurugi looked like a paper crane when he was going through the disease stuff

[rare vale]

origami tsurugi

[terse oar]

Tsurugi do be pretty knowledgeable for a 9-10 year old

[sinful bramble]

The only rock human in the part to not die

[proud current]

iwasuke my beloved

[sinful bramble]

Human

[proud current]

not human tho

[terse oar]

Jobin is that one actually cool rich guy

talking abt him from early JJL btw

[sinful bramble]

After all, he tries to kill/injure Yasuho multiple times

Later on

[terse oar]

yeah

[rare vale]

every villain tried it tho

except joshu

[terse oar]

he's like the Diego of this part

[rare vale]

[terse oar]

in some ways

[stark sigil]

Didn't urban guerilla live?

[terse oar]

no

[sinful bramble]

No

!w Urban Guerilla

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Urban_Guerrilla

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Urban Guerrilla

Urban Guerrilla (アーバン・ゲリラ, Āban Gerira), otherwise known as Ryo Shimosato (下里 良, Shimosato Ryō), is a secondary antagonist featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, specifically the "Urban Guerrilla and Doremifasolati Do" story arc.

[rare vale]

he got burnt to death

😭

[sinful bramble]

Rai helped Josuke blow him up

[rare vale]

fun fact = shimosato can also be read as ge-ri-ra in kanji

[terse oar]

what a plot twist

[rare vale]

no lol

its already said in the manga

[terse oar]

i know

it's a joke

[chrome vale]

second ass

[proud current]

?

[chrome vale]

Why are those boobies so perpendicular

[junior coral]

@tame plover

can we pin this

[tame plover]

The second ass or the perpendicular boobies

[junior coral]

perpendicular boobies

pretty please

[tame plover]

Hm

Say that I have better worms

Than you

[junior coral]

Y-you

You have better worms..

[tame plover]

than who

[junior coral]

Than you...

[tame plover]

[alpine trench]

Say it

[tame plover]

say it green

[junior coral]

Storm is super stupid and dumb and in no way better than Green Giorno, who's worms are superior

Now pin the funny words

[tame plover]

Beautiful

[alpine trench]

Pin his words instead

[tame plover]

Oh

There are

50 pins

Here

Let’s see if there is something lame/irrelevant

[junior coral]

Unpin stuff that was pinned as a joke by former mods

[tame plover]

Why is there a pedo joke pinned 💀

[junior coral]

Like the earliest pin is really lame in this channel

Idk man

FTR used to be really trigger happy with pinning

[alpine trench]

Honestly the pins of this channel are pretty meh

[junior coral]

Except for my pins

[alpine trench]

Except the 2 about Ash

[tame plover]

Ah

All good in the universe

[sinful bramble]

Tooru from JoJolion did it

[peak rock]

tHaTs jOjO--- LiOn

[opal hollow]

Of course there is

[opal hollow]

💀

[junior coral]

delete this

don't let him see

[opal hollow]

HES SEEN

[junior coral]

no he hasn't

trust me!

[opal hollow]

The pinged messages say otherwise

[junior coral]

No TRUST me

I know what I am saying

[opal hollow]

Done

But I’m 90% sure he can just check

[rare vale]

jojolion is a story about breaking a curse

not pedos

[icy turtle]

Who thought it was about pedos?

[rare vale]

[pure ocean]

cus they're fake

[rare vale]

silicon booba

[stark sigil]

Who has the worst haircut in Jojolion

[minor ore]

take a good look at the jojolion cast

tell me the one guy that sticks out with odd hair

[stark sigil]

I think Damo has the worst

[minor ore]

literally no

his spaghetti is too good

[stark sigil]

Then Tooru?

[junior coral]

Joshu

literally

worst hair

ever

[minor ore]

THANK YOU

[rare vale]

no bro
damo is literally a sex icon

[junior coral]

BIG SEXY

[rare vale]

norisuke

[minor ore]

more drip than any of you will ever have

😍 😍 😍 😍

[rare vale]

[sharp elm]

Just finished Jojolion so I'm ready for this "Lands" bullshit

[junior coral]

Nice

[rare vale]

perfection

[rare vale]

how would you rate lionless jojolion

[rare vale]

pesci with more vitamin C

[minor ore]

he took the normal pills

all vitamin c

[rare vale]

he stole dream's pills

😔

[minor ore]

WOU solos

not biased

[rare vale]

but only the reality

[stark sigil]

Plot twist: part 9 protagonist is joshu

[rare vale]

anything beyond it claps wou

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

no

WOU solos reality

not debating you should know 🥱

not satire btw

[stark sigil]

cant solo Go Beyond

[minor ore]

ok

if you say so

[rare vale]

go beyond solos

[minor ore]

I solo fiction

[graceful osprey]

hi

[opal hollow]

I solo you

[minor ore]

i dont belive so

[opal hollow]

I know so

[minor ore]

i dont know so

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[placid swift]

yoyoyo wtf greeny

you dissing joshu's sexy peak performance hair?

[young maple]

Wow

Dead chat

[quaint jackal]

Joshulands

[royal bane]

joshu the main protagonist of part 9?!

[stark sigil]

Joshulands

[chrome vale]

This is very important

Holy shit this is horrifying

Also poor Johnny

[tepid gulch]

i love the fact that damo becomes such a big sex icon

like hato is hot enough

but damo

[chrome vale]

Paisley Park...

[junior coral]

Polygonal boobs

[tepid gulch]

real gs watch polygonal boob hentai

[rare vale]

low poly yasuho

[fluid mango]

He's scary yet hot

[chrome vale]

Would Gappy have a Popplio?

how do you style ends like this???

[icy turtle]

Well it does suit him

Bubbles and popplio is a water type

And idk why but i think joshu would own rowlet or its other evolutions

[smoky badger]

Man, I'm kinda upset right now. All I have to say is why the hell are people having children knowing they would get a stone disease. I'm so tired of this part.

[icy turtle]

Tsugiri will get it or smthn cuz hes 10

I think its explained that a higashikata kid will get it once they are 10

[brave geyser]

no copypastas

[ornate fiber]

@unreal charm no copypastas

[brave geyser]

thank you :)

[ornate fiber]

All g ash

[autumn nexus]

nice ballz also u have 4 balls

[alpine trench]

Hm so by that logic, families with hereditary diseases should just stop having children?

[smoky badger]

Yes.

[alpine trench]

Well that's fucking stupid mate

Alot of people carry hereditary diseases, maybe even you do

[opal hollow]

I was about to call autism a fucking disease😭

God I’m an idiot

[brave geyser]

bruh what

[ornate fiber]

UHHHHHHHHHH WHAT

[placid swift]

i know many people who've gotten stuff like arthritis and scoliosis from their family, should their whole bloodline be purged?

[ornate fiber]

Do you know what Eugenics is, quickly, answer me

[placid swift]

also the higashikata family curse only affects the eldest son when they turn like 10, the other kids can still go on with their lives

[placid swift]

why the hell are the joestars having children knowing their family is cursed with always having a bizarre adventure and dying young? i'm so tired of parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7

[alpine trench]

Why did Dio spread his seed around the world if he Didn't want to be a father anyway?? Shitty character, im so done with him

[smoky badger]

That's what I'm saying! Why the hell did Jonathan pipe Erina right before he died? If he didn't, Joseph wouldn't be here, Lisa Lisa wouldn't be a hamon master and the only other part to exist is part 7.

[kind owl]

@smoky badger, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[smoky badger]

SHUT UP

[placid swift]

i'm not sure whether you're being sarcastic or not

[smoky badger]

I'm not.

[alpine trench]

No u stfu, Whitesnake is a good boi

Im done with this MEE6 slander

[smoky badger]

NO. HE'S ANNOYING. Ew, I sound like Jotaro.

[placid swift]

the higashikata family would rather sacrifice their old-ass family members in exchange for a future for their family

because they really really like eldest sons

[alpine trench]

It's not like parents sacrificing themselves for their children is something new

[placid swift]

plus you can just have lots of kids like norisuke so that more lives will be created than sacrificed

[smoky badger]

True, but one of them helped their kid kill someone.
(sorry if i spoiled)

[placid swift]

there are alot of kids, specify which one

[smoky badger]

Jobin.

[ornate fiber]

Jobin wanted the best for his family.

[placid swift]

unfortunately he sold bad fruit

[smoky badger]

Kaato is crazy for killing someone though.

[ornate fiber]

For her son

Very commendable

[placid swift]

she saw it better to just dump the already dead body of some random child that was abusing jobin than make jobin bear the burden of literally murdering someone

[ornate fiber]

She wanted to save her son by doing that.

^^^

She was a very good mother.

Probably? My favourite written JJL character.

[smoky badger]

Okay, yeah-

[ornate fiber]

Dark determination for her son, jeebus.

[smoky badger]

To be honest, all the moms of the higashikata family are dumbasses for having kids when they know they can adopt. coughs Gappy.

[ornate fiber]

dude what

wanting a child is dumb?

i mean

i get adoption.

but.

dude.

what.

[smoky badger]

Yes, when you KNOW they are gonna get some disease

[ornate fiber]

they ...

i...

[ornate fiber]

they do this.

they want children.

and although it is heartbreaking, it's a pretty good exchange....

[alpine trench]

Humans wanting children? Unprecedent

[ornate fiber]

having your own child. dumb.

bruh.

do you not remember the ritual?

[kind owl]

@ornate fiber, Your Stand Rank is now level 33 !

[placid swift]

that's like telling parents to just adopt instead of making kids because loads of kids are in orphanages ready to be adopted

[ornate fiber]

shut the fuck up

[brave geyser]

:(

poor whitesnake

[alpine trench]

Stop with the Whitesnake slander

Expected better from u Smores

[ornate fiber]

lemme say it naaaaa

WTF

[alpine trench]

I guess Blue names never change smh

[ornate fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/900735869860864120/948464174541971506/caption.gif

[alpine trench]

No matter how high level they are

U mean im judging Smores

[alpine trench]

We lost Smores to to the fucking days of the week so sad

[brave geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/smores-baked-alaska-desserts-sweet-tooth-chocolate-ice-cream-base-marshmallow-fluff-gif-13802779

wtf

why did u bake alaska

[ornate fiber]

wtg

WTF

WHY DID I BAKE ALASKA

[smoky badger]

That looks good ngl

[placid swift]

everyone should just adopt kids lol, imagine getting pregnant and giving birth

[brave geyser]

you would think baking alaska is good

[placid swift]

imagine wanting to keep continuing your family line

[brave geyser]

average eugenics fan

[alpine trench]

Stop posting cringe messages smh

[smoky badger]

Too much work

[alpine trench]

So true

[placid swift]

sex takes too much work

just sign adoption papers instead

[alpine trench]

Children are so much work, we should just stop having them. This way we also erase humanity and life in general.

[ornate fiber]

I WANNA PIN THIS

[alpine trench]

Don't do it

[placid swift]

no s'mores don't

you've pinned enough today

[ornate fiber]

If Vento Aureo is an anti drug ad
Then Jojolion is an anti sex ad

[alpine trench]

Yes

Yes?

[ornate fiber]

No more sex

[alpine trench]

Yes.

[ornate fiber]

tree lambo ftw

plants ftw

[placid swift]

no more seggs

[ornate fiber]

ski lift romanoff ftw

strawberries

homies

fruits

SEX BAD!!! RETURN TO FRUIT!!

[alpine trench]

But with no children

Who will I kick?

[brave geyser]

me

[alpine trench]

I can't do that

[brave geyser]

why

[ornate fiber]

Ashgo?

Hugash

❤️

[alpine trench]

I would suffer more by doing so

[brave geyser]

:(

[alpine trench]

Sorry Ash. I will puncha later

[minor ore]

ash

[brave geyser]

sup

[stiff flume]

Yoooo they fused??? Thats so weird! I love it

[ivory bobcat]

[unreal charm]

Oo mod

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-tooru-wonder-of-u-wonder-of-sus-jjba-gif-22885716

[ornate fiber]

i have a name

oh my god

[fluid mango]

Norisuke

I don't remember why I saved this

Also why was damos face on a thing about josefumi

[junior coral]

?

[odd nebula]

Smod

[white eagle]

lol

[fluid mango]

The

When it gets printed out

Its like an id

[placid swift]

oh whoops wrong thing i deleted

i went to the wrong channel

sorri

[fluid mango]

It says josefumi kujo and shows damos face

Why

Here

Why is his face there

[unreal charm]

Lol

[quaint jackal]

He stole his identity

[minor ore]

ello everyone

[fluid mango]

He did?

[quaint jackal]

After they died since he saw him die

[unreal charm]

Oo

[fluid mango]

Was it ever specificied

[junior coral]

Yes

lmao

[fluid mango]

Specified*

[quaint jackal]

Yeah like tooru stole the head doctors identity

[unreal charm]

Tooru so sick

[fluid mango]

So was there ever a satoru akefu

[junior coral]

No he isn't

[junior coral]

Yes bruh

[unreal charm]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-endless-calamity-endless-calamity-wonder-of-u-gif-22458105

[kind owl]

@unreal charm, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[junior coral]

are you high

[fluid mango]

Yes

No

42

[unreal charm]

He is:)

[junior coral]

We literally see in a flashback

[junior coral]

Tooru sucks

[unreal charm]

Still

[junior coral]

No

[fluid mango]

I mean yeah but I thought maybe the doctor was named smth else

And he made the name up

[junior coral]

He was literally named Satoru Akefu

[fluid mango]

I forgor

[junior coral]

Did you fucking speed read Part 8?

[fluid mango]

I reread it

And then I read the manga of parts 1 and 2

[unreal charm]

Atleast wonder of u is good

[junior coral]

The flashback with Yasuho and Tooru when she's at Summer Camp

[fluid mango]

And it pushed the memory out ofu.brain

My*

[quaint jackal]

Yes but he likely died

[glacial tulip]

that's bintch reading

[junior coral]

Tooru pulls out a picture of the real Satoru Akefu who has retired

[fluid mango]

Too much stuff

[quaint jackal]

That’s why he chose him

Because he was old

[junior coral]

No dumbass I thin you speed read

[fluid mango]

No

Maybe idk

[quaint jackal]

So WoU impersonated them

[junior coral]

Yep!

[fluid mango]

How fast is speed ready ng

Reading

[junior coral]

Reading fast enough where you can't remember details like this shit bruh

This is absurd

You sound like you skim read the fucking wiki summary

[fluid mango]

I just forget everything cause I have shit memory

[junior coral]

Bull

[fluid mango]

Nah

[junior coral]

I have a shit memory too that's not really an excuse

Reading something with intent and just finishing it just to finish it are two different things

[fluid mango]

I read jojolion because I wanted to read.it

[junior coral]

I speed read Parts 6 and 7 the first time around and I regretted it

[fluid mango]

To get more Jojo content

[junior coral]

So I went back and reread

[fluid mango]

And then I reread it

[junior coral]

You re-fucking-read it and you still don't remember?

That's unreal dude

[fluid mango]

Read manga of other parts and forgot

Simple

[junior coral]

That's like you have a child's fucking brain

No YOU'RE simple

[glacial tulip]

well

[fluid mango]

I'm being genuine, I didn't speed read, I genuinely just forgot

[junior coral]

Is your brain the size of a fucking wallnut?

[glacial tulip]

part 8 had lots of shit to remember

[fluid mango]

No need to be an asshole dude

[junior coral]

How hard is it to keep track of a story bruh

it's not like you're memorizing math equations

[quaint jackal]

Why are you so mad man?

[fluid mango]

Just cause I forgot whether or not there was a satoru akefu is not a reason to get aggressive

[minor ore]

Oh come on what could it be that made you so mad

[minor ore]

what

[quaint jackal]

He just forgot a thing about jojo chill out

[glacial tulip]

@junior coral bruh why r u getting furious on him?

[minor ore]

Gamer fight!!!!!

[fluid mango]

Try not to gang up on him

[quaint jackal]

General spoilers type beat

[glacial tulip]

he just forget a old man name

that's it

[minor ore]

The main villain's name bruh

[fluid mango]

I think the point is across. Let's just move on

[fluid mango]

That's tooru

[junior coral]

Guy's I forgot who Josuke's girlfriend is with the pink hair I'm so forgetful

[quaint jackal]

[junior coral]

Even though I reread Part 8 twice

[fluid mango]

Welp, I can see you're not over it

[glacial tulip]

nice

[fluid mango]

Plus it was never made official that they were dating in the manga, yes they showed signs of interest in each other but we never see them hooking up, so technically they're not bf/gf

[glacial tulip]

well akefu was also the antaginist

[minor ore]

What

[fluid mango]

Well it's more Wonder of You

Not akefu

[minor ore]

No its

Both

[quaint jackal]

Yea

[fluid mango]

Akefu was a fake alias for Wonder of You

So akefu was not the villain

[minor ore]

What

[fluid mango]

Wonder of You is

[glacial tulip]

well tooru's alter ego was akefu man

[fluid mango]

No

[quaint jackal]

Akefu didn’t do anything he was the head doctor who likely died

Before his identity was taken by wonder of you

[fluid mango]

Tooru didn't have an alter ego

[minor ore]

But then they took his name

[glacial tulip]

ig tooru killed him

[quaint jackal]

Yeah

[fluid mango]

No

Mayhe