jojolion

[stark sigil]

S&W

or WOU

[sonic hollow]

user does tho

king nothing is probably the best looking stand in jjl

[crisp vigil]

that belongs to Speed King

or Paisley Park

[flint blaze]

WoU

[sonic hollow]

ah yes. orange

[odd nebula]

Nah thats brainstorm

[crisp vigil]

Not the color 💀

lineart is pretty

[sonic hollow]

King Nothing
Paisley
vitamin c

[flint blaze]

Top 3
WoU
WoU
WoU

Stop it

What roblox game you playin

WWWWW

[fluid mango]

Holy has a stand?

In this part

[flint blaze]

Used to play that game a lot

[fluid mango]

What does it even do, like what indication do we get that she has a stand?

Well, she sees paisley park

Doesn't she

[minor ore]

wait what

theres holy in this part

i fogror

[minor ore]

yo

[royal bane]

!w holy joestar kira

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Holy_Joestar-Kira

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Holy Joestar-Kira

Holy Joestar-Kira (吉良・ホリー・ジョースター, Kira Horī Jōsutā) is a secondary ally featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. She is introduced in the ""Paisley Park" and "Born This Way"" story arc.

[opal hollow]

WhAT?!

[royal bane]

i forgot if her stand had a name 💀

but nah

maybe she’ll be back for jojolands

[opal hollow]

SHE EXISTS

[minor ore]

yea?

shown pretty early

im pretty sur

[opal hollow]

Damn

[minor ore]

i reread steel ball run and then read chapter 22 of jjl

johnny only took Ls man😭😭

araki did him dirty asl

[stark sigil]

He wouldve been dead by 2011

You finished jojolion right?

[minor ore]

yea

[stark sigil]

It wouldve been cool to see him in radio gaga incident, but i guess araki decided to kill him early

[minor ore]

true

i understand he wouldve been dead by 2011 but

maaan he couldve died of like old age

[flint blaze]

Never

[minor ore]

😪

this is araki we're talkin ab

but like cmon name one W johnny got besides killing valentine

his life was a string of losses

and then in JJL he died a tragic ass death

[stark sigil]

Helping kill AU diego?

[minor ore]

didnt Lucy kill diego?

by bringing his head to him

ahh

well assist

isnt like his direct doing tho

just a rly sad life man

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

super unfortunate

[stark sigil]

definitely on the top 3 jojos that had life worst

Jolyne Jotaro and Johnny had worst moments in their life i think

wou will probably sound like king crimson

Im curious what nut king call and speed king will sound like

speed king will probably sound like burning

since it heats stuff

[flint blaze]

Jonathan?

[alpine trench]

Managing to walk again?

[spark plover]

Spinning gyro's balls?
Getting bitches at 16?

[minor ore]

LMAO SPINNING GYRO'S BALLS

[spark plover]

I'm not wrong

[minor ore]

[alpine trench]

Not wrong indeed

[minor ore]

he was getting hoes at 16 but once he got shot everyone left him

shows they wasnt there for him fr

[spark plover]

But gyro was

[alpine trench]

And?

One major L doesn't take away his massive W

[minor ore]

gyro was a real one

he took more Ls than Ws tho

a hell of a lot more

too many more

the ratio of Ws and Ls is like 1:6

[alpine trench]

Hm nah disagree

[minor ore]

how so

lets play a little game, you list Ws and ill list Ls and first to run out loses

down?

[alpine trench]

To begin with losing something (fr the corpse parts) always comes together with winning those same things u lost

[alpine trench]

Aaaa I read SBR like 1 years ago tho

[minor ore]

ahhh

[alpine trench]

hmm excuses

[fluid mango]

Sadge.momeny

[minor ore]

I'm at like chapter 80 of jojolion

How many times

[opal hollow]

696

[minor ore]

Did yashuo got groomed

Or ra*ed

Or smth similar

Poor girl

[opal hollow]

Hm

[minor ore]

She can't get a break

[opal hollow]

Araki seems to continue getting worse and worse

The Monke in 3 angelo in 4 can’t remember anything in 5 6 idk 7 funny and one other guy 8 that apparently

2joseph

[sour vessel]

Jobin best father figure

[spark cave]

Norisuke*

[spark cave]

Johnny paved the way for Josuke to win his victory by putting two important parts (technically 3) in morioh

[tulip bolt]

ahah true

[junior coral]

How about Fugo and Mista fawning over Trish's tits

[opal hollow]

Oh yeah

[opal hollow]

But wasn’t that just Fugo?

[junior coral]

Mista and Fugo were both discussing it

Fugo fell onto her lap accidentally

[raven olive]

Sometimes I forget that Fugo is only 16

[minor ore]

I got a new low quality josuke 8 pfp now lol

[junior coral]

ok

[alpine trench]

Damn this one might make me care
Nope, it doesn't

[opal hollow]

Blue names 🤦‍♂️

[minor ore]

@alpine trench

[alpine trench]

Always the same shit 😔

[opal hollow]

This one’s worse… a double blue name

[sly moth]

I saw someone call Yasuho trash the other day and after reading chapter 102 I understand what they meant

[raven olive]

Wdym

[junior coral]

She is not

[minor ore]

Yasuho is a queen

[sly moth]

besides the fact that she's boring and shallow af, she was crying like a lil bitch when the phone fell in that toilet but as soon as she got her arm back she was a total piece of shit to joshu

[junior coral]

Uhh??

[flint blaze]

OH NO JOSHU FACED THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS OWN ACTIONS NOOOOOO

[junior coral]

You mean she was crying when she was literally crumbling apart??

Hello??

[sly moth]

like, say thanks bruh

[junior coral]

Lol you one of those people

[sly moth]

and why the fuck is she still here

what's her purpose

[junior coral]

She's the deuteragonist bud

[raven olive]

Honestly considering how Joshu did exchange, it was justified

[sly moth]

the autistagonist

[kind owl]

@sly moth, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

She was literally about to die

[junior coral]

And she didn't say "thank you" to Joshu after he freaked out like a total bitch ?

[raven olive]

Borderline sexual harassment

[flint blaze]

“Thanks Joshu”
Joshu:

[junior coral]

there it is

[minor ore]

Joshu sucks

[junior coral]

fockin weirdo

Why didn't she thank him he's just being nice bro

what the hell

What a bitch

!!!!

[flint blaze]

My head shaking head my smh head

[sly moth]

yeah he sucks so much that he ate the new rokakaka

yasuho literally gives no fucks

[junior coral]

😭

You can't be foreal

[minor ore]

Why should she

[sly moth]

but when jousuke ignores her...

for 2 seconds

[raven olive]

Besides she has to worry about Tooru standing in the tree line

[sly moth]

lmao

just close your eyes bruh

[junior coral]

😂

[minor ore]

Yeah like i don’t think Joshu was her top priority

[junior coral]

Yasuho fighting for her life

This mf: why didn't she thank Joshu!?! What an ungrateful bitch!

Nice guys always finish last, huh?

[flint blaze]

😭😭😭

[minor ore]

😂

[raven olive]

It really do be like that sometimes

[kind owl]

@raven olive, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[raven olive]

Hell yea

[sly moth]

pokemon

[junior coral]

Huh?

[raven olive]

I must say, why didn’t Tooru give WoU a gun

Would’ve easily bust a cap in Josuke in the elevator scene

[alpine trench]

You would give Weapons to the elderly?

[flint blaze]

Lol

[raven olive]

They need something to defend themselves from delinquent teenagers

[alpine trench]

Tbf he had an unbeatable stand.

He didn't expect that his one opponent had the one ability that could defeat him

[raven olive]

Yeah I know, just thought it would be funny if WoU out of nowhere pulls out a Glock as soon as Josuke falls

[alpine trench]

When everything else fails, loads shotgun

[raven olive]

almost gets hit by bubble
WoU: yo fuck this
pulls out a Barren .50 cal out of coat

[junior coral]

Valid question because in stead of a gun he gave him some stupid rock animal

[raven olive]

But like he could send Obladi Oblada after him, then once he’s unable to fight back, pull out the piece and put one in his head

[junior coral]

Exactly

[alpine trench]

Yeah but the rock animals have the ability to cross through walls and move together with the stand, something a glock 19 can't do

[junior coral]

Bazooka

[opal hollow]

Nah

[alpine trench]

He owns the hospital, killing Josuke wasn't worth his salary of the month

[raven olive]

Could always blame the two nurses, last time I checked stands don’t have fingerprints

[sly moth]

Higashikata Johnny

[alpine trench]

He would still lose 2 good nurses 😔

[raven olive]

I’m pretty sure they’ve already put in their two weeks notice

[fluid mango]

The rock in his eye look weird

Even in black and white they're definitely darker than in that pic

[junior coral]

Rock eye is sick as fuck

[fluid mango]

Part 4: so there's this guy named kira and he's a bad guy

Part 8: so there's this guy named kira and he's half a good guy

[sly moth]

I wish we could get some more Kira flashbacks, I really liked him

[fluid mango]

See what I did there tho

Also is this gappys pose

[junior coral]

It is a pose

[fluid mango]

What's his like main oose

Pose

[junior coral]

He doesn't have one?

None of the JoJo's have a "main" pose

[fluid mango]

I mean

Their "iconic" pose

Like jotaro and his point

Giorno and the

Thing

With his shirt(?)

[junior coral]

They don't all have one

is what i mean

[fluid mango]

Johnny's pose is always being done, it's just him on the ground, unable to use his legs

[junior coral]

I wouldn't call that a pose

[fluid mango]

I'm joking

[junior coral]

Okay

[fluid mango]

Hello greeny

[junior coral]

Hello

[fluid mango]

How are you

[junior coral]

Alright

[fluid mango]

That's good

[tame plover]

I would say most of them have a pose

[alpine trench]

I would also say that

And if they dont they should

This is Johnny pose

[umbral lark]

jesus christ

no seriously

it’s jesus christ himself

[alpine trench]

Told him to do it

[umbral lark]

jesus told a cripple to commit suicide to evolve his punching ghost

[stark sigil]

Which would be better Jobin fact of the day? or Tooru

[past radish]

jobin

[fluid mango]

For some reason I found this panel just like really chilling or smth

His intimidating glare

[sly moth]

ngl at this point I wouldn't be surprised if in part 9 people have "spins" instead of stands

[stark sigil]

Its probably going to be an entirely new concept

But itd make sense if its spin

[junior coral]

What the fuck is a "Spins"

You say "at this point" as if Spin has been a huge part of the series for so long

Literally went absent for ten fucking years

[sly moth]

thats you

[junior coral]

Can you go five minutes without saying something in complete gibberish?

[crisp vigil]

80% of all known spin users were in SBR what makes it likely that JLS will have so many

[junior coral]

💀

"Spins"

Literally shut up

[crisp vigil]

spins

[flint blaze]

Jobin

[junior coral]

You'd run out of Tooru fact of the days after two days

[flint blaze]

“Daily Tooru Fact #1: he uh he likes Elvis Presley”

[flint blaze]

Yeah lmao

[alpine trench]

Great fact, coming back for more tomorrow

[flint blaze]

🙇‍♂️

Forgot emojis were Japanese

[junior coral]

?

[flint blaze]

Nothing, just the guy is on his knees bowing rather than just tilting his upper body

[alpine trench]

Isn't Tilting your upper body more of a Japanese bow?

Bow? wait

[quaint jackal]

i found it

[flint blaze]

I’m talking about this

[late tree]

Hamon being absent for like 20-25 years or however long ago DIU’s manga was made:

[stark sigil]

diu's manga started in 1992 so it's been absent for 30 years

[junior coral]

Hamon is never used again after Part 3

Unless you count the energy coming off of Hermit Purple in Part 4, then that's the last time it's used

[stark sigil]

What is the chance of hamon coming back on part 9? I know spin exists and that its a different universe

I'm just asking if its possible

[junior coral]

Absolutely 0 chance

[stark sigil]

but infused with stands

[junior coral]

Hamon's only valuable use is to kill vampires

Araki doesn't really reuse an entire villain faction part to part

[opal hollow]

Spins cooler anyways imo

[junior coral]

Yep

If he was going to bring Hamon back he would have done it in Part 7

But Hamon fucking sucks

So he made Spin

[opal hollow]

And damn was it better

[junior coral]

Also "Hamon infused with Stands"

Hermit Purple

[stark sigil]

true but that doesnt include punchy stands

[junior coral]

Who cares

[late tree]

Ppl talking about how Hamon was cooler than stands and that Araki should bring it back

[junior coral]

Said no one ever

Actually said my irl friend

Moron

[late tree]

Trust me there are many ppl who want Hamon back

Tbh

[junior coral]

I’m sure there are

They’re all dumb too

[late tree]

Hamon is not as diverse and unique as stands

Ppl just want the same thing for every part

[rugged stream]

Saying common knowledge

[stark sigil]

Hamon would work infused with stands but i dont think its being brought back

[late tree]

Just shows how ppl want JoJo to be unoriginal

[junior coral]

No it wouldn’t

[late tree]

Using the same thing for every part

[junior coral]

😭

[late tree]

At best they’d introduce different shit you could do with it

But it’ll mostly be the same

[junior coral]

Araki really limited himself with Hamon

That’s why he stopped using it

Power that’s only really good against killing the undead

[rugged stream]

Man hamon has been done twice

[kind owl]

@rugged stream, Your Stand Rank is now level 25 !

[junior coral]

He hasn’t written about Hamon in 30 some years and you think he’d bring it back 💀💀💀

[rugged stream]

Ofc not

[late tree]

I was only saying that there are a lot of ppl who want Araki to reintroduce Hamon

[stark sigil]

I would like too, but no chance of him doing so I think.
He kept the idea of Stands because its more unique than hamon.

[late tree]

Yeah

[quaint jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586028998170116121/948754637123633212/josukepeek2.png

[fluid mango]

During the kira beat down at the end of DIU, im pretty sure the hamon breathing sound is used when jotaro breaths in

[junior coral]

Don’t you fucking start with me

[fluid mango]

I'm not saying jotaro uses hamon

Im just saying

[junior coral]

Mhm

[fluid mango]

I'm pretty sure that sound plays

But idk if it does

[junior coral]

That wouldn’t be the stupidest thing I’ve heard before

[minor ore]

i’ve heard that

saw that on my youtube page

[fluid mango]

He doesn't use hamon

He's never seen using hamon

He doesn't know how to use hamon

[minor ore]

“jotaro using hamon” SHUT UO DAMN

[fluid mango]

Ham on, nah mate more like ham moan

[minor ore]

.. what

[fluid mango]

Pronunciation of Hamon

[junior coral]

You are right

Mfs don’t watch the dub Fr

[opal hollow]

Idk

[minor ore]

that’s how i said it

say

[fluid mango]

Which do you say it

[minor ore]

ha moan

[bleak cosmos]

ripple

[tranquil flax]

isnt it ha mon

mon as in monday

[royal bane]

no

its ha moan

not ham in

[minor ore]

moan

[spiral walrus]

i ranked all the jojolion arcs based off how much i like them

[crisp vigil]

pretty swell although imo Soft and Wet isn’t that great

Good but not B good

[stark sigil]

I didn't like Ojiro tbh

[tepid gulch]

milagro man arc s tier

i love it sm

[spiral walrus]

maybe i shouldve put it higher

but idk in retrospective it didnt feel as cool as other arcs

[tepid gulch]

it was so funny tho

joshu found the unlimited money glitch lol

[minor ore]

Is vitamin c on there

[spiral walrus]

it wasnt on the tier list

but i assume its both vitamin c and killer queen together

and i put it as 2nd best

[minor ore]

Okay that’s what I was guessing

Maybe I will make a stand tier list for each part

But I think I will get some serious hate

Anyways good night 😁

[cunning plover]

Have yall heard

That audii

Where soft and wet plays

It pauses

Gappy says softo and weto

And then the song continues

[sour vessel]

imo I would put Ozone baby arc top tier, like, THE BEST ARC

[spiral walrus]

its my third favourite so i agree with you

rai going out to collect the branch is top tier

[sour vessel]

also

That panel of the orchard on fire alone makes this the best arc

you could say this arc was

fire

[sour vessel]

yes

[chrome vale]

Are there 105 translated chapters of Jojolion?

[brave geyser]

110

which is all of them

only 105 colored

[fluid mango]

Which.

[dry tartan]

ngl soft and wet sounds very sussy

[opal hollow]

@cunning plover @cunning plover

Eh did I do that?!!?

Sorry sanzu

[cunning plover]

Double🗿

[cunning plover]

Np dw dw

[stiff flume]

I'm at the part where Josuke gets tailed by a stand on a motorcycle

Just a thought but can't he try to empty the motorcycles fuel tank?

[opal hollow]

Hmmm josuke part 4 gets followed by a stand whilst he’s on a motorcycle and now the stands on the motorcycle

Interesting

[neon latch]

its a stand i dont think stands have fuel tanks

[stiff flume]

I did not catch that!! Thats kinda cool actually

[stiff flume]

Wheel of fortune had fuel

[neon latch]

wait just to confirm the stand on the motorcycle you're talking about is born this way right?

[brave geyser]

wheel of fortune was bound to a real car

[stiff flume]

Probably yes. It's the name of the chapter anyways

[kind owl]

@stiff flume, Your Stand Rank is now level 15 !

[neon latch]

i think the motorcycle is like part of the stand so it probably doesn't run on fuel

[kind owl]

@neon latch, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[neon latch]

plus i think the stand can get off the motorcycle so it could probably just run after josuke?

[stiff flume]

Not as fast though... that was my thought at least

[neon latch]

true

[stiff flume]

Goddammit

Spoilers, Araki

[opal hollow]

Reminds me of moss

Kiss*

Mf

[stiff flume]

The ability reminds me of hermit purple kinda

The map making anyways

[opal hollow]

Hmmm like at that Kira part

[alpine trench]

cisd waaa ❤️

Ah wait mb I thought u said Mold

[opal hollow]

💀

Che turu

[royal bane]

i like large fries
i like large fries
i like large fries

but not fried chickennn

[flint blaze]

That’s why Josuke’s mid

[royal bane]

L

!w space trucking

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Space_Trucking

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Space Trucking

Space Trucking (スペース・トラッキング, Supēsu Torakkingu) is the Stand of Kaato Higashikata, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. It allows Kaato to store things inside her cards which she can summon out to attack her opponents.

[rare vale]

joshu

🛐

[rare vale]

kaato canonically could pull a road roller out on tooru

[bronze lynx]

once i read jojolion, i'm making a whole vid on how cool Calamity is

such a simple concept

but so fucking coool

[thick cairn]

facts

[bronze lynx]

"the flow of calamity"

[thick cairn]

eeeez

[alpine trench]

🙏

[royal bane]

all hail joshu

[placid swift]

the best flow is the flow of people into norisuke's fruit parlor

[sweet dune]

Mmm fruits

[opal hollow]

What #anime-jojokes

[tepid gulch]

man

the flow of calamity allowed tooru to control it

as his tand

but truly

it cannot be controlled

if it did not allow tooru to control it

then

TECHNICALLY

the end arc would have never happend

[sweet dune]

That is unfunny as shit

[crisp vigil]

also person made Krabs = Mista but Pearl is Trish

… something doesn’t add up here

[sweet dune]

I hate that template

[junior coral]

Why? It’s fucking hilarious

[sweet dune]

No!

😠

[rare vale]

it's like an insult for both series

[junior coral]

NO it’s SO FUCKING FUNNY

ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[young meteor]

😐

[royal bane]

[pure charm]

Ok

[sweet dune]

Big insult to spongebob

[rare vale]

not a bigger insult to part 5

[junior coral]

Big W for both

It’s so ridiculously unbelievably fucking funny

[rare vale]

abbachiward

[fluid mango]

Look at his legs

[rare vale]

string

[fluid mango]

No

That's not string

Thats like nerves and shit

[odd nebula]

Stripped to the bone

[fluid mango]

Part 8 is prolly the most graphic

[rare vale]

araki knows anatomy

seems sus

[rare vale]

now i wanna see the radio gaga arc colored

it may be the most graphic thing in jojo lol

[tepid gulch]

imagine if yasuho and tsurugi actually got trapped in doobie wah

[rare vale]

i liked both

luckily it didn't happen

[tepid gulch]

yes

absolutely

doobie wah is terrifying

but easy to avoid at the end of the day

if you are smart enough

its kind of like dolomites stand

[rare vale]

rock people innit

amen

[tepid gulch]

amen bbg

[slow flame]

jojo is pure
jojo cheated on his wife
jojo calls his mom a bitch
jojo stole his dads wallet
JoJo is a mafia boss
JoJo is a women
JoJo is crippled
(Idk I haven't read this one yet)

[stark sigil]

Then why are you here

If you havent read this part

[orchid dagger]

if anyone had read the part

complete it

lol

[timid summit]

Truly, the mindset of a JoJo fan to go into a channel just to tell us they haven't read the part

[slow flame]

I haven't read this part
Goes away never to return

[orchid dagger]

bye

i go too

[tepid gulch]

jojo is pure
jojo cheated on his wife
jojo calls his mom a bitch
jojo stole his dads wallet
JoJo is a mafia boss
JoJo is a women
JoJo is crippled and a fucking dipshit atleast at the start
Jojo has 4 balls

[orchid dagger]

ty for completing the meme bird

lmfao

[sonic hollow]

uh huh

[livid mural]

just finished jojolion and I feel like pro

[sonic hollow]

you've joined the club

[livid mural]

[kind owl]

@livid mural, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[sonic hollow]

there are 15 jojo fans that have actually finished part 8

[fluid mango]

Jojo is an amnesiac

[fluid mango]

Me

[opal hollow]

I’ve read like 8 chapters of jjl

[fluid mango]

I'm on of em

One*

He has many poses

[sonic hollow]

then continue reading

[fluid mango]

Josuke does the Joestar family techniques

[sonic hollow]

no the fuck you dont

bruh

you've read jojo right

[fluid mango]

Look at him go

Nigerundayo

[sonic hollow]

than i shouldnt have to explain why you dont want to live in the jojo universe

[fluid mango]

I still can't believe a couple had sex for 10 hours in Jojo

I think it was 10

Right

[tepid gulch]

10, 11

they are just numbers

stamina matters

now that is a feat

[sonic hollow]

10 hour stamina

[livid mural]

Spoiler for jojolion ending
|| I think that Tooru as the main antagonist could have had more screen time or time on paper (you know what I mean) imo Tooru is the worst villain in the entire JJBA series, his motive is weak in comparison to the rest, but I liked Jojolion very much anyway and I rate it 10/10 ||

[fluid mango]

Well it doesn't matter when time is accelerating at incredible speeds

[tepid gulch]

i agree a little

jobin's stand was not utilised enough or he could have been an a tier villain

[fluid mango]

His theme is weak? You mean like music or just the theme of what he's based off of or what, cause he has no theme

[sonic hollow]

yes there is and its purple haze

[tepid gulch]

what is the stand you personally like

[fluid mango]

I personally like uhmm

[livid mural]

i used translator, i mean his motive

[fluid mango]

Hmm

[tepid gulch]

well my favorite stand is probably heavy weather

scratch that

IT IS MY FAVORITE STAND

its like weather report but haha snail

[fluid mango]

Are you native English or

[tepid gulch]

i love it

[fluid mango]

What's the version with emporio called, where it's the pure oxygen

[livid mural]

im polish

[tepid gulch]

paper moon king is cool

[fluid mango]

What's the ability called

[tame plover]

best as in strong or best as in liked or best as in versatility

[tepid gulch]

paper moon king is just origami but chad

[fluid mango]

Best as in all round

[junior coral]

You do not have to spoiler tag anything in this channel

Also I agree, Tooru fucking blows

His Stand is rad though

[fluid mango]

Jobin is much better

[livid mural]

yea but there are ppl who are reading

[fluid mango]

But WoU is awesome

[tepid gulch]

YES

and nut king call

[tame plover]

ger or sp probably. Ger claps sp in strength (fighting) but sp claps in outside fighting use appart from healing

[junior coral]

Yeah and if they're in this channel they should know that this place contains spoilers

[fluid mango]

Nut King Call, detach that man's penis

[tepid gulch]

mamezuku san mmmm

beautiful

[junior coral]

It's not on us to walk on eggshells every day just in case someone hasn't caught up

[fluid mango]

California King bed sucks

[tepid gulch]

nut king call attack his nuts

[junior coral]

I can barely read your username

[tepid gulch]

yea wtf was that stand 💀

[junior coral]

Your worms aren't better than mine

grow up

[tame plover]

Skill issue.

Cope

[tepid gulch]

worms plural

[junior coral]

No it isn't

[tepid gulch]

how many worms do you carry in your arsenal good sir ?

the name is good

the stand bad

VERY bad

[fluid mango]

King Nothing is kinda useless too imo but it's good for finding someone

Or smth

[long plaza]

Tbh WoU Arc isnt as bad as people say it is

[tepid gulch]

nerfed paisley park

[tepid gulch]

never called it bad

[fluid mango]

Does Paisley Park like bring Yasuho kinda like good fortune

Cause like

[long plaza]

Well people say that it's bad

[sonic hollow]

they arent even remotely similar

[fluid mango]

Her being brought into the hospital after they saw her bite mark, that just seems way too convenient

Was that Paisley Park doing that

Or what

[tepid gulch]

i mean yea

[junior coral]

No one says that

[kind owl]

@junior coral, Your Stand Rank is now level 22 !

[junior coral]

People don't like Tooru

[tepid gulch]

but king nothing does share some similarities

to

[junior coral]

But like the arc

[tepid gulch]

paisley park

some

[tepid gulch]

the arc was op

the suspense and the amount of chaos going around made me nut

[fluid mango]

But does Paisley Park bring Yasuho like idk how to explain it

[tepid gulch]

one of the best jojo arcs imo

[fluid mango]

Or was it Holys stand

If she even has one

[tepid gulch]

k i need to go now

food

bye

[fluid mango]

I don't think she does

Maybe she does

[long plaza]

I mean, id put it suspense wise up there with Bites the dust arc

[fluid mango]

Cause I think holy sees paisley park right

[long plaza]

It's very suspenseful

[fluid mango]

Does holy see Paisley Park

Like when Yasuho was being taken out of Holys room

She seems to notice Paisley Park

But I could be wrong

[junior coral]

She does

[fluid mango]

So she has a stand

[junior coral]

It implies that Holy has a Stand

Yep

[fluid mango]

So maybe it's what brought Yasuho back to her

Cause when they saw yasuhos bite mark they rushed her in

But Paisley Park doesn't have an ability like that

And I don't think doctors would react that way to a bite

Putting her in a wheelchair

So that had to have been a stand or smth

[livid mural]

what do you think about final battle? I think this could be more scenes with Josuke vs Tooru

[fluid mango]

Well not really

Cause calamity

But without Paisley park go beyond is kinda useless

[long plaza]

Q: Do you think of Go beyond as an asspull?

[tame plover]

No way to direct it

[junior coral]

No

[fluid mango]

It's not an asspull

[junior coral]

it's foreshadowed since Chapter 1

Suck it

[livid mural]

I was expecting to be more of them two fighting but it was still really good

[junior coral]

Yeah Tooru is really underdeveloped and lame

[tame plover]

no but still doesn't feel 100% right

[fluid mango]

What kind of bubble was josuke using on his finger

[junior coral]

Tooru , if anything, is an asspull

[fluid mango]

Like

[junior coral]

Spin

[fluid mango]

So go beyond?

[junior coral]

Yes

[fluid mango]

But that would be controlling it

Which he cannot do

[junior coral]

It's not Go Beyond

[long plaza]

Technically, all of Josukes bubbles are spinning.

[junior coral]

I mispoke

It's still Spin though

!w Soft & wet

[fluid mango]

Ah

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Soft_&_Wet

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Soft & Wet

Soft & Wet (ソフト＆ウェット, Sofuto Ando Wetto) is the Stand of Josuke Higashikata, originally belonging to Josefumi Kujo, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. It is a humanoid Stand with a mechanical and sailing theme to its appearance. It can create bubbles that will steal properties and objects.

[fluid mango]

And they aren't even bubbles

Just lines spinning

According to rai

But that's not true

It is bubbles

Because we've seen it carry liquids

[flint blaze]

Spinning

[junior coral]

Anything can be a bubble

doesn't have to be liquid

[fluid mango]

No

[junior coral]

Yep

[fluid mango]

It carries fuel

[junior coral]

Fuel?

[fluid mango]

Against urban guerilla

[junior coral]

So what?

That's what the bubbles do

[fluid mango]

Bubbles can have things inside it

[flint blaze]

The lines just span so fast the liquids couldn’t fall

[fluid mango]

So therefore it's a bubble

[junior coral]

They are spinning infinitely fast

so that they appear as a bubble

a tangible bubble

we've seen this in action

[livid mural]

yea, Mamezuku was talking about this

Josuke bubbles worked like this?

• He can steal vision from someone and they're blind? Like he did to Joshu when their first met

[junior coral]

Yes

That's how he carried the fuel

[livid mural]

GER vs Soft & Wet would be cool but we know who's the winner

[junior coral]

Kinda we do

It's a question of whether or not GER can revert something that doesn't exist in this world

GER and Go Beyond are two logic defying abilities

[tame plover]

Question of if go beyond would even be aimed good enough to hit ger

And before ger scorpion lasers josuke's head

[junior coral]

True!

[sonic hollow]

ger moment

[flint blaze]

Ger doesn’t lose

[fluid mango]

So therefore it's a bubble

[junior coral]

?

[sonic hollow]

doctor wu moment

[junior coral]

Did you just lag for 10 minutes

[sonic hollow]

doctor wu solos GER cause wu never loses

[flint blaze]

W

U

[fluid mango]

So basically spin doesn't exist then? If something is spinning infinitely fast it doesnt exist?

[junior coral]

Who said that?

The Go Beyond bubbles exist, but not in our reality

That's why they are invisible to the naked eye

It's another bullshit logic defying Stand

[fluid mango]

Ohhh

Okay I misunderstood

Mb

[junior coral]

It's not meant to be looked into too deeply. Just take what is written and run with it

ag

[fluid mango]

Greent can we be friends

Greeny*

[junior coral]

Sure

[fluid mango]

Epic

[sonic hollow]

greent

[junior coral]

Greent

[fluid mango]

I loved this

It's funny

Man was horny for his wife's nose

[fluid mango]

His face

[opal hollow]

O….K

[flint blaze]

The lines are infinitely small but spin infinitely fast making them nonexistent due to their impossible size but also existent due to the fact they can move.

[junior coral]

"non-existent" only to the naked eye

[fluid mango]

Ohh

Interesting

[junior coral]

If it's spinning and it does damage, it exists

[fluid mango]

Araki is a confusing writer

[tranquil flax]

they still exist on some degree of reality in jojo

[fluid mango]

Like wtf even is a jojo

[flint blaze]

Nonexistent because something infinitely small doesn’t truly exist

[tranquil flax]

dont think about it too much, just take whatever happens as it does

[flint blaze]

It has no mass

[tranquil flax]

no one has to know how kc works to know that it killed narancia

[fluid mango]

I like chapters in parts 7 and 8 where it's sorta a joke chapter, like the cheese song, mercoledi, I like large fries

Etc

[sonic hollow]

imagine not knowing how KC works tho

[fluid mango]

I love diavolos dub voice

[sonic hollow]

its a pretty easy to understand stand

[fluid mango]

Kellen Goff makes him sound furious

[flint blaze]

He is furious

[fluid mango]

Yes

[sonic hollow]

freddy fazbear is the leader of the italian mafia

[tranquil flax]

well the jojo fans are dum,b

[sonic hollow]

yea

[fluid mango]

Average Jojo fan moment

Is there a smart Jojo fan that exists,m

?*

[flint blaze]

Me

[opal hollow]

No

[flint blaze]

P8 stands just suck

[fluid mango]

Part 3 stand: I'm going to beat you to death

[tranquil flax]

part 8 stands feel like something i would come up with

[flint blaze]

You don’t need a paragraph just something to keep you awake while you explain the stand

[sonic hollow]

[fluid mango]

So do both a phex twins have stands

[tranquil flax]

something extremely intricate and absolutely useless

[flint blaze]

They’re not though. They’re mostly somewhat simple

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[royal bane]

part 3 stands is just punching and stuff, part 4 stands are mainly abt mental mentality, part 5-8 is where araki reaches his peak

[fluid mango]

Do both A Phex twins have stands

[sonic hollow]

tell that doobie wahs user

[fluid mango]

Yeah but his stand didn't fail to track em

[sonic hollow]

paper moon king obliterated that dude

[fluid mango]

So like bug eaten and how they have pretty much the same named stand or similar

[fluid mango]

How

Oh

Oh yeah

He got hit by a bus

Cause he thought it was jobin

Wait

So why was uhhh Doobie wahs user taking those.pills

What did they do

!w Doobie wah

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Doobie_Wah!
Not the correct result? Use !w page Doobie wah for a direct link or !w search Doobie wah for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Doobie Wah!

Doobie Wah! (ドゥービー・ワゥ！, Dūbī Wau!) is the Stand of Aisho Dainenjiyama, featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. It is a small clawed Stand dwelling inside of a mini-tornado. When Aisho summons it, it automatically tracks its target, appearing from the target's breath to pursue them relentlessly.

[fluid mango]

Aisho

Why was he taking the pills

[tepid gulch]

nervousness pills i think

[kind owl]

@tepid gulch, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[fluid mango]

Surname is last name right

[tepid gulch]

dainenjiyama

not a hard one

[fluid mango]

Dainenrhjaifhgayma

[tranquil flax]

its japanese so the surname might be in front

[fluid mango]

Ah

[tepid gulch]

dainenjiyama aisho

beautiful

[fluid mango]

But if Aisho is distracted he's basically dead?

Wait so he turns into a rock when he's distracted right

[tranquil flax]

what

[fluid mango]

Or loses focus? I'm pretty sure he says that

!w aisho

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Aisho_Dainenjiyama
Not the correct result? Use !w page aisho for a direct link or !w search aisho for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Aisho Dainenjiyama

Aisho Dainenjiyama (大年寺山 愛唱, Dainenjiyama Aishō) is a tertiary antagonist featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion, most notably in the "Doobie Wah" story arc.

[tepid gulch]

homie is really fucking nervous

[fluid mango]

So he can turn into a rock whenever he wants yeah

Wtf is his outfit tho, like he's hot but what's with this outfit

[glacial tulip]

He is hot not like u
He got a gf not like u
He brokeup with his gf like u
He died like u

[kind owl]

@glacial tulip, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[fluid mango]

Why are you mean to bluvue gwess

[glacial tulip]

But u r ded inside

[fluid mango]

This was funny

[tepid gulch]

but aisho mistaking a whole ass bus for a human was a big brian move

[fluid mango]

Man is using his shoe

[glacial tulip]

Yes u have

[fluid mango]

Brian

[tepid gulch]

doppio flashbacks

[tepid gulch]

intentional

[fluid mango]

Show the panel

I think he takes pills for his nervousness

[tepid gulch]

i saw a fanart where doppio was taking the shoe of a random dude because bossu was calling him

[tepid gulch]

he does

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT SMH

whole ass bus perceived as a person

[tranquil flax]

tbh i really like the neon colors of jojolion

sbr had a lot of neutral tones like blue and brown

but jojolion looks bright and vivid

and it fits both the moods

[tepid gulch]

yes

absolutely

same with diamond is unbreakable

i love the color scheme

vento aureo is my favorite tho ngl

[sonic hollow]

wym color schemes? jojo is black and white

[tranquil flax]

fall off your horse

[sonic hollow]

im right tho

[tranquil flax]

i'll ride your mom

[stark sigil]

true but toorus color scheme kinda meh

[sonic hollow]

piss pants

[fluid mango]

That image is so low quality

[tepid gulch]

adopted

[tepid gulch]

very bad

i dont like it

tooru as a character is utter dog shit

but the stand is epic

[sweet dune]

Why does this look funny

[sonic hollow]

Gremlin child

[sweet dune]

Tf is that

[tepid gulch]

underrated

[spark cave]

Gizbo

[tepid gulch]

it looks so fucking funny

[sweet dune]

Better than that overrated pizza mozarella song

[tepid gulch]

ratioed

[sweet dune]

No

[tepid gulch]

this opinion is not based

pizza mozarella is still epic

[sweet dune]

Ive seen to many children meme pizza mozarella

To the point i dont like it anymore

I like french fries is now my favorite

[tepid gulch]

i mean in that context yes

but if it was not that over memed

it is till epic

[tepid gulch]

im rereading jojolion now

idc

[sour vessel]

that arm do be kinda thicc 😳

[tepid gulch]

damn shawty got that thicc arm 😳

[sour vessel]

Shawty with that damn arm and face 😳

[fluid mango]

Like a tiny doorbell

Ring

Dumbass autocorrect

[cunning plover]

question

has jojolion ended

or is it on going

[fluid mango]

Yes

August of last year

[cunning plover]

IT HAS?

zamm

[tame plover]

a few months ago yea

[cunning plover]

is araki working on pt 9?

[livid mural]

ye

[sweet dune]

He needs a break first of all

[livid mural]

you know what is weird, part 9 will be finished when most of us will be adults by the time (i mean +25y, or something like this XD)

[cunning plover]

which is in?

[sweet dune]

About 10 years

[cunning plover]

DAMN

[livid mural]

yea

[cunning plover]

naurrrrr

[sweet dune]

Maybe more

[cunning plover]

MORE?

damn-

when will sbr drop

animated i mean

[sweet dune]

About 2 or 3 years

[livid mural]

2-3 years

[cunning plover]

hmm i can wait that much tbh

[sweet dune]

Yea you can

[livid mural]

now we need to get full stone ocean

[junior coral]

they're kidding

There's no release date for JOJOLANDS atm

[livid mural]

these are our speculations

[sweet dune]

Jojolands gonna take like 12 years to finish if were counting the length and also the break

[junior coral]

Part 9 is pretty likely to come out this year

lmfao

[stark sigil]

Jojolion anime in 2028 I think

[spark cave]

Enough time for me to reach it's age limit

JJL anime is getting an 18

[sour vessel]

thats too optimistic my dude

[autumn nexus]

BIG ARM

[sour vessel]

I bet that arm will help him in the future if you know what I mean 😏

[autumn nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-suspicious-gif-23068645

nani?

people brain in jojo:

mine

[opal hollow]

[autumn nexus]

thats 0.0milion% braincell

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-naggers-excuse-me-what-what-did-you-say-gif-15629696

[spark cave]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-badger-random-funny-war-hammer-brother-gif-16474305

[fluid mango]

He'll punch you so hard itll be stronger than any stand

[alpine trench]

Perhaps, who knows

I hope he isn't

The man deserves a one year break

[tulip bolt]

epic boxing career

KO in 1 hit

[fluid mango]

Is araki left or right handed

[sour vessel]

true

[sour vessel]

I dont know, for all we know, he could be both

[alpine trench]

He is right handed

[spark cave]

Just think how powerful his "father" punches

[alpine trench]

I just asked him

[tulip bolt]

yes right handed

[fluid mango]

Also would this be JoJolion style

[tulip bolt]

hum naruto is a jojo ref

it's approved now

[fluid mango]

So is kenshiro

[kind owl]

@fluid mango, Your Stand Rank is now level 20 !

[alpine trench]

If it wasn't for the hair he would actually look really good

[fluid mango]

Yeah the hair looks weird but Araki tried and he did well

[tulip bolt]

yes

[fluid mango]

Here's the kenshiro

He's got giornos ladybugs

[tulip bolt]

zawn

[alpine trench]

The first chad Hippie

And the last

[tulip bolt]

what a chad

[fluid mango]

Does Kenshiro actually have those tattoos

I'm still reading FoTNS

[alpine trench]

No, just the bullet marks

[fluid mango]

Yeah

Araki just made him look extra gay

[junior coral]

Er

"gay"

🤨

[tulip bolt]

[fluid mango]

Wdym "gay"

Wait was fist a shonen

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-ps2-phantom-blood-ps2-jojo-jonathan-ps2jonathan-joestar-ps2phantom-blood-gif-22302240

[fluid mango]

Fist of the North Star

[tulip bolt]

oh right good ending

[spark cave]

It is the ACTUAL father of Shonen

[fluid mango]

Was it the first ever shonen

[spark cave]

No

[fluid mango]

What was the first

[alpine trench]

Since when Is having the fashion sense gay? 😔

[spark cave]

Ever since JoJo fans were born

[fluid mango]

Do you see those tattoos, and pose

[tulip bolt]

true

[spark cave]

Dragon ball

But A lot of Shounen series after that don't have many similarities

[tulip bolt]

SHOUNEN !!!

[fluid mango]

Sho

Sh

S

[alpine trench]

So true

[tulip bolt]

bruh

[spark cave]

Dragon ball really did not inspire Shonen series except for Auras, energy attacks and the fast paste fight sequences

[stark sigil]

@royal bane whats the funny thing that happens in jojolion

[royal bane]

johnny dies after getting the corpse part to save george

[rare vale]

he got crushed by a huge rock

[spark cave]

No bews?

[rare vale]

no bews?!?!?

[stark sigil]

No bews

[spark cave]

[rare vale]

[royal bane]

he saved george, then got crushed

[rare vale]

yeah

calamity innit

[opal hollow]

Reminds me of someone…

[royal bane]

CAESAR

[rare vale]

shiza