jojolion

[sonic hollow]

there was a bunch of them

[devout gyro]

Yea it was the group of doctors

[fluid mango]

I'm gonna reread JoJolion

[sonic hollow]

he just shot in the head by one of the doctors in the ambulance.

[fluid mango]

Like rn

[devout gyro]

I remember now

[fluid mango]

JoJolion goated

[devout gyro]

Yea

The 10years were worth

[fluid mango]

I remember Jobin throwing fried chicken for uhhh blue lagoon right?

[devout gyro]

Now we gotta wait 35 years for it to get animated

[fading atlas]

yeah

Dolomite

[fluid mango]

More like 8 imo

Took 4 years after Golden wind for stone ocean to get animated

[short slate]

We will wait

[devout gyro]

Yea but part 6 gonna take a long time

Bc it had 156 chap

[fluid mango]

So will sbr

Which part had longest manga

Page wise

Not chapter

[sonic hollow]

jojolion

[fluid mango]

Cause part 6 had more chapters but shorter chapters

JoJolion has long chapters

[sonic hollow]

DiU has the most chapters

jojolion has the most pages

[fluid mango]

So JoJolion longest

[sonic hollow]

yes

[fluid mango]

Longest part

[sonic hollow]

by a lot

[short slate]

Quality and quantity

What more could you ask

[sonic hollow]

fr

[devout gyro]

And I read 30 chap a day💀

[kind owl]

@devout gyro, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[short slate]

Jeez dude

[fluid mango]

Part 9 is prolly gonna be a lot longer than part 8

[sonic hollow]

i do that when im at the end of series

[short slate]

I read jjl like 5 chaps per day

[devout gyro]

Is part 9 gonna be Joseph

[short slate]

I hope not

[fluid mango]

Maybe gonna have him in flashbacks

[devout gyro]

His stand looks cool

Cool

[fluid mango]

School

[devout gyro]

Auto correct

[short slate]

School

[devout gyro]

I never said school

Wdym

[fluid mango]

Got yo ass

I knew you'd do it

[devout gyro]

Damn it

[short slate]

[fluid mango]

Can't escape

[devout gyro]

Well I gotta finish this project my group did not want to do work

[fluid mango]

Sigma grindset

[stark sigil]

i think jojolion will be 48 episodes

since the last arc is long

Sbr would be 48, i dont think itd be 39

[sonic hollow]

itd probably be low 50 honestly

lot of pages

[short slate]

The more minor details, the more they can cut sadly

[brave geyser]

make the entire wou arc 1 episode

[sonic hollow]

ye

[stark sigil]

itd probably be 4

or 6

[brave geyser]

like from where he is introduced

[stark sigil]

atleast

[brave geyser]

to where he dies

1 episode

[sonic hollow]

bruh the enitre final arc will be like 8 episode

[brave geyser]

and then multiple for the cake choosing

[short slate]

Im fine with that

Does mitsubas other child have a name

[sonic hollow]

fetus

[short slate]

We should name it sometrhing better

[sonic hollow]

avdol

[brave geyser]

joshu jr

[minor ore]

hows my favorite shithole chat doing. wonderful people tho.
what fights will we engage in today?

we need a new debate

something unheard of

idk. Yasuho vs Killer Queen Sheer Heart Attack

[brave geyser]

don't disrespect the doctor like that

[minor ore]

excuse me

which

[brave geyser]

kira

[minor ore]

doctor Wu? he never fails or takes L. hes DJKhaled

why are u calling kira a doctor

his profession is in retail not healthcare

Jan Sus. (sorry)

“sure jan” 🙄

[tame plover]

Kira8 is a doctor

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-sure-jan-sarcastic-brady-bunch-gif-11590179

[tame plover]

Dr. Kira

[minor ore]

her for yausho live action

part 8 needs a fucking movie

or 7

[brave geyser]

nah

[minor ore]

7 needs one for sure cause the amount of reddit folks that turn people away from it is saddening

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[tame plover]

Nah

[minor ore]

like ya part 7 has really stupid jokes but its funny off guard

if they made some sort of OVA recap for the casuals

who knows

why yall gate keeping steel ball run
its neat

😢

[tame plover]

What

[minor ore]

steel ball run explain it to me like im 5

jojolion ELI5

[brave geyser]

steel mid run

[minor ore]

😢

its good

[tame plover]

No legs spins yes legs

[minor ore]

mid but good

what about@jjl

[brave geyser]

best part

[minor ore]

jjl is tough how do u explain it in one breath to someone (easier to catch interest to casuals imo)

yasuho easily tops for it thats why

Rai is hit or miss

[brave geyser]

balls

[minor ore]

:YasuhoSweat: :rerorerorero:

[tame plover]

Memory loss, fusion, rock people,

[dull chasm]

favorite arc that was not the final boss fight?

mine's favorite arc was Vitamin C arc

[heavy ledge]

Wait, you can avoid the imposed stand face emoji if you type something else or are u just accepting your L's?

[autumn nexus]

where is kira?

[rare vale]

half of gappy is

[autumn nexus]

its wonder of u!

[foggy monolith]

imhere

wat happend?

[autumn nexus]

we have to find the last fruit!

[foggy monolith]

ok

[kind owl]

@foggy monolith, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

eh?????

[rare vale]

yeah

[sick lava]

VERY WHOLESOME

[brave geyser]

hes not crying

[rare vale]

any bews?

[brave geyser]

no bews 😔

[rare vale]

[sick lava]

bews for what

[short slate]

i dont have to ask anymore

[brave geyser]

we got u covered

[tulip bolt]

sup guys

[brave geyser]

the sky

[stark raven]

ple ple

[slow gyro]

Hello

[chrome peak]

hopefully jojolion gets and anime adaptation before i turn like 80

and i am 16 rn

[slow gyro]

Well 1. We still haven't finished the stone ocean anime
2.sbr needs a confirmation and release date
3.they needa release sbr
4.finish it,and it's long
5.wait for jojolion and hope araki hasn't died yet

[chrome peak]

he wont die cuz he doing jojolands

[sick lava]

do not jinx it

[slow gyro]

Lol so ur saying God is letting him make jojolands first?

That's not how it works buddy

You could die any moment

[chrome peak]

i mean as long as the manga is ready david productions will do it right??

[slow gyro]

And yeah don't jinx it

[slow gyro]

We want araki tho

Arakis our father

[chrome peak]

he is araki after all

[sick lava]

even if he is araki

[chrome peak]

agreed he is my sugar daddy

[sick lava]

anything can happen

[slow gyro]

Nice power pfp, I'll be the denji

[sick lava]

thanks, nice pfp too

[slow gyro]

thanks

[sick lava]

might as well get something from the manga

its great, but i wouldnt say its my fav

[kind owl]

@sick lava, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[sick lava]

i really like power tho

[slow gyro]

Ok we will get introuble if we talk about other series here

Delete the messages

[short slate]

power 🙏

[chrome peak]

...........

dead chat

[tulip bolt]

bruh

[short slate]

good chat

[tulip bolt]

of course

when no one talk

[fluid mango]

Any bews

[tulip bolt]

nope

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/soft-and-wet-part8-josefumi-kujo-josuke-higashikata-gif-23681148

[tulip bolt]

ok cool

[short slate]

🙏

[alpine trench]

There is some bews!

Wait no false alarm

Day 14 of no bews

[fluid mango]

Wayfg

[minor ore]

Dang, the anime is gona look awesome.

If the fan Animations are so good.

[chrome peak]

ikr

[chrome peak]

just gotta wait like 40years for it

[fluid mango]

When we have bews

[short slate]

bro

[fluid mango]

Wrong thing, thought that was joshu

[rare vale]

[rare vale]

most mangas : nosebleed
jojolion: boner

[lean rover]

Locacaca needs a buff

[kind owl]

@lean rover, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[fluid mango]

Yeah why does he get a boner, and why does Yasuho react calmer than most people

It's hitting me.

It's hitting me it's hitting me

It's hitting me dambit

Damnit

[lean rover]

Josuke Boner is probably the most adult joke in the series and it’s funny as hell

[fluid mango]

Maybe

[lean rover]

Except maybe scarlet Valentines “scene”

[rare vale]

joshu

[fluid mango]

What about the

Yasuho and Joshu incident

[lean rover]

I still like jousuu and you can’t stop me

[rare vale]

what about kaato and joshu incident

[fluid mango]

He wants to drink her milky

She must have some mommy milkers then

What

[rare vale]

oh wait, those two were almost the same

[fluid mango]

Wait

Kaato is the mom right

[rare vale]

yeah

[fluid mango]

Mitsuba is jobins wife

[lean rover]

He’s pretty funny honestly, like that scene when araki is describing the nature of stands and thier users and he removes his tongue to fuck with Haato

[fluid mango]

Right

[rare vale]

yeah

kaato is norisuke's wife

[fluid mango]

Ok

Yes

I first thought norisuke died

But he didn't

Glad he didn't

He's cool

[rare vale]

he was gonna die tho

[fluid mango]

Was he originally planned to die

Also Joshus baby arm

[lean rover]

Out of all JoJo characters I would want to hang With Norisuke the most lol

[fluid mango]

Same

[rare vale]

he has the best dad jokes

[fluid mango]

Which norisuke, norisuke the first or norisuke the 4th I think

[lean rover]

Ironically, I think they fucked up Joshus design the most in eyes of heaven

[rare vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-anime-manga-joshu-higashikata-disguised-as-me-gif-17350051

[rare vale]

still the hottest

[lean rover]

I literally just finished the platinum on this game last night, feels so good

[chrome peak]

imagine if that turned into a full on hentai manga from that part

[lean rover]

I can almost guarantee that’s a dojinshi somewhere

[rare vale]

i mean, there are lots of jojo doujins

[chrome peak]

totally

[rare vale]

one would be that

even emergence has an ending with josuke

[chrome peak]

also why do i have jolynes stand infront of my name

[lean rover]

It’s your rank

[rare vale]

it's level 1 emote

[lean rover]

They reset

[rare vale]

goo goo dolls for 5

[chrome peak]

i dont like it

tusk or something wouldve been better

[lean rover]

Yeah, my name doesn’t look too good with it

[chrome peak]

or soft and wet ofc

[rare vale]

its part 6 time boss

[chrome peak]

okei

[rare vale]

10 years later, we will have jojolion roles

[chrome peak]

and 20years later jojolion anime itself

hopefully

dead chat again

[fluid mango]

Joshu got a baby arm

[lean rover]

I think we will see JoJoLion before 2028

[autumn nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-kira-yoshikage-gif-14850190

[scenic tangle]

what is the best free jo jo game

?

just asking

with stands

[autumn nexus]

tusk

[scenic tangle]

@autumn nexus , u said u play a game. is it free, and what is the name of it?

[kind owl]

@scenic tangle, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[autumn nexus]

yba

in roblox

[scenic tangle]

ok

[autumn nexus]

u got Bobux?

[scenic tangle]

and @lean rover , you said you play a game. is it free

yh

not robux

[lean rover]

No it’s JoJo no Kimyou Na Bouken: Eyes of heaven for the Sony PlayStation 4

[kind owl]

@lean rover, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[scenic tangle]

ok

thanks

(time to get a ps4 for the sake of jojo)

[nimble bough]

There is no free jojo games

Well no official ones i mean

[scenic tangle]

ok

unofficial ones

with stands

@nimble bough

[nimble bough]

idk

i dont play em

[scenic tangle]

oh

ok

[spark cave]

well until the new JoJo app launches

[karmic bay]

emulator 😎

[brisk bane]

Why WOU is so op

[minor ore]

did u read jjl

[alpine trench]

He just is

[brisk bane]

Lil bit

[kind owl]

@brisk bane, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[brisk bane]

İk wou soft & wet

İ didnt finished ._.

[alpine trench]

Araki in part 8 just gave more strenght to the better songs

[minor ore]

just read the part

[brisk bane]

o

[alpine trench]

What he said

You will like ut trust

[karmic bay]

calamity

[brisk bane]

Oh

[alpine trench]

He is op because he works by intent

Just like GER is only op because of how it's automatic

[brisk bane]

But za hando can kill ger

[karmic bay]

remmember guys

[minor ore]

nope

[brisk bane]

Rip then

[alpine trench]

we do a smol amount of trolling

[karmic bay]

||WOU continue since Tooru death||

[brisk bane]

What

H o w

[karmic bay]

calamity effect

[alpine trench]

Tbh that secondary ability is kinda useless

[karmic bay]

is a concept

[brisk bane]

Man this calamity thing is op

[karmic bay]

soft and wet dislike this

[brisk bane]

Well imma read part 8 rn

Hab nice day

[karmic bay]

ok

[short slate]

based

[sinful bramble]

Enjoy

[sick lava]

togashi is a rock human confirmed

[spark cave]

Araki is also a Rock Human

How long is it since we first got part 9 confirmation

[sick lava]

what if we push araki and he breaks like a rock

[spark cave]

Hmm do rock humans break if you shatter them

[kind owl]

@spark cave, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[spark cave]

Wait no Wrong question

[sick lava]

they bleed apparently

[karmic bay]

yeah

much times

[sick lava]

yotsuyu got cut

[spark cave]

Hmmmmmm do rock humans break if you push them over

[sick lava]

if they were asleep, maybe

but no one ever bothered to find out

[autumn nexus]

jojo

[karmic bay]

bizarre

[sinful bramble]

advent calendar

[fluid mango]

Well even after WoU went on after tooru died it was finally defeated and put an end to pretty quickly

[autumn nexus]

hello sussy people

[karmic bay]

sus

[fluid mango]

Hello josefumi

[autumn nexus]

im gonna make u sus formaggio!

https://tenor.com/view/formaggio-aerosmith-jojo-gif-20889711

you hear me!

[tulip bolt]

sus

[karmic bay]

amongus

[sonic hollow]

aerosus

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-suspect-among-us-gif-18663592

[karmic pelican]

where the fuck is her phone

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/sueñitosgifs-traumatized-mr-incredible-los-increibles-meme-gif-24305569

[karmic pelican]

oh god

oh no

dear lord yasuho

[kind owl]

@karmic pelican, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[karmic bay]

dirty mind time

[karmic pelican]

built in pocket

[tame plover]

pocket

[tulip bolt]

pocket in skirt ?

[sonic hollow]

yes

[tame plover]

Yes pocket in skirt

[tulip bolt]

never see that

[tame plover]

Not like it’s the most outrageous clothing we have seen in jojo

[karmic bay]

pocket is here skirt

[karmic pelican]

i would have assumed pockets but like

[tulip bolt]

OOOOOOOO ok

[karmic pelican]

please direct me to WHERE those pockets are

[tulip bolt]

inside her skirt i think

[karmic pelican]

but shed have to lift up her skirt to get it

[short slate]

[brave geyser]

skirts can have pockets

[fickle matrix]

where can i read jojolion at

[minor ore]

bookstore

[brave geyser]

https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Jojolion-chapter-1.html

or here

[nimble bough]

she has them located in the roses like for example: Space truckin

[fickle matrix]

ty

[brave geyser]

np

enjoy :)

[short slate]

🙏🏼

[brave geyser]

happy now?

[short slate]

yes

[ornate fiber]

Ripple?

Happy?

[brave geyser]

yay :)

[ornate fiber]

Crazy fr

[minor ore]

ew

[short slate]

damn

[granite pewter]

i’m not tryna wiki this and get spoiled as i’m reading it rn

[kind owl]

@granite pewter, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[granite pewter]

did jobin kill or know out norisuke

kick

knock

[sonic hollow]

knock out

[minor ore]

read

[brave geyser]

read

[granite pewter]

how about you read a book about getting bitches💪

[brave geyser]

"not tryna get spoiled but tell me whats gonna happen"

[granite pewter]

mf telling me to read but can’t read

typical jojo fan

[short slate]

blue name

ill tell u

[granite pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-challenge-xd-gif-19751087

[brave geyser]

^jojo fans actually just read for once challenge

[short slate]

[sonic hollow]

"shut their mouse"

[granite pewter]

jojo fans when they get told to pursue a job, wife and live a normal life^

[brave geyser]

cool story bro

[short slate]

go pursue some bitches

[minor ore]

ur a generic jojo fan u have
You want to know more about me?
||Well you will NEVER arrive at the truth|| in ur fucken bio thats the most cringe and generic thing a jojo fan can put there

[sonic hollow]

wonder of bitches

[granite pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fans-jojo-anything-jojo-aimbot-hacks-gif-18254690

[sonic hollow]

ong

[brave geyser]

self meme

[granite pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-cry-ez-gif-23845968

[short slate]

to bad we are not jojo fans

[minor ore]

imgpPlay

[granite pewter]

sigma grindset 💀

[minor ore]

why it say imgplay in the corner

oh yeah because ur a mobile user

[granite pewter]

damn, that’s crazy but I need to get back to telling you about the five nights at freddys timeline

[minor ore]

cringe

fnaf cringe

[granite pewter]

based opinion

[minor ore]

vento aureo is the worst jojo part

[karmic bay]

fnaf security breach is cringe

very cringe

[minor ore]

fnaf is cringe in general

[short slate]

i never played fnaf

[karmic bay]

lol

[granite pewter]

L

also ratio. I win you lose also you’re probably fat.

[short slate]

discord moment

[karmic bay]

a nice discord moment

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/enel-one-piece-ratio-declined-gif-23865218

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !

[granite pewter]

beta jojo fan activates his ability “I get no bitches” which makes everything he says extremely unfunny

[short slate]

bro

[granite pewter]

💪💪

[karmic bay]

LMAO

[minor ore]

as i said before you have ||you will never reach the truth|| in your bio, that means u radiate cringe and none of your insults have any meaning

[granite pewter]

you radiate discord mod energy which is honestly worse

[karmic bay]

one fight becomes to here

[short slate]

i am a discord mod

[granite pewter]

ignore my last message. you’re cool tbf

you radiate discord chad energy

[minor ore]

also who tf advertises their discord server in their bio

[sonic hollow]

massive L

cringe move

[granite pewter]

since you love my bio that much I can copy paste it for you.

[kind owl]

@granite pewter, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

huh?

ur intellect has gone down during this conversation

[granite pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-thats-crazy-who-asked-though-spongebob-dancing-weird-gif-17659544

[ornate fiber]

Ay it’s kinda like my main bio

[granite pewter]

casual s’mores w

[ornate fiber]

Based Vento Gruveo fan as always

[granite pewter]

of course. gru solos ger

[ornate fiber]

Ofc, fart gun solos

[granite pewter]

despicable me 3 is basically diamond is unbreakable, there’s a 80s inspired villain, one of the mc is very flamboyant, there’s 80s music and if I remember correct a murderer…. oh and goofy aliens/ unicorns shenanigans

[ornate fiber]

I never watched the other movies

Only the first one

[granite pewter]

😱😱😱

[karmic bay]

the 3 film is ok, could be much better

[minor ore]

the first one is the only good one

[ornate fiber]

^^^^

[karmic bay]

facts

[minor ore]

including that god awful minions movie

[granite pewter]

minions>

[minor ore]

hell naw

[granite pewter]

even tho I remember nothing from it

is that the one where they try kill the queen?

[karmic bay]

minions move is collective delusion

[minor ore]

yep

and it sucks

the minions canonically worked for hitler

[granite pewter]

you didnt?

/j don’t ban me

[karmic bay]

and napoleon

[granite pewter]

there’s a new one coming out soon. minions 2

[karmic bay]

looks more worst

[minor ore]

i am often associated with nazis because of my german background

[granite pewter]

at least it’s a jojo reference

[short slate]

wait youre german?

no wonder

huh

[ornate fiber]

Wait wait wait wait

MINIONS WORKED WITH HIM

NAAAAUR CANCELLED

[short slate]

yes 💀

[granite pewter]

part 2 could’ve been a lot different

[minor ore]

i am german and asian and australian

[brave geyser]

nice

no cringe american

[minor ore]

murica

[short slate]

i am murcan

[brave geyser]

sorry

get well soon

🤨

[sonic hollow]

damn i guess today's hate america day

[ornate fiber]

Everyday

[sonic hollow]

🤡

[ornate fiber]

^ here we see an American trying to cope

[karmic bay]

get the clown

[brave geyser]

self meme

[ornate fiber]

Common casual Ash W

[minor ore]

americans in their natural habitat

[ornate fiber]

Aussies bullying Americans today? Based

[minor ore]

Aussies are based in general

[short slate]

i agree

[minor ore]

are u aussie

[crisp vigil]

I see how it is

[ocean dirge]

ok but how is being upside down tho

[brave geyser]

pretty good

[ocean dirge]

Might try it idk

[alpine trench]

More blood to the brain makes you smart

[brave geyser]

^

[glossy perch]

[minor ore]

Oh yeah just noticed its only like 3/4 month left before we've been deprived of araki content for half a year

🗿

[ornate fiber]

Sorry buddy, at the end of the day ✋😤

[ornate fiber]

Common Hugo W

[autumn nexus]

also is the pillar men rock dudes because

[crisp vigil]

it’s ok I’m not exactly an America advocate either

I’ll just sulk in my shame

[ornate fiber]

SULK HAHAHAHA i just do it for jokes, i feel bad for every American i meet ngl

[brave geyser]

don't

its their fault for being american

[crisp vigil]

It’s not the most horrible thing in the world but things could always be better

sorry yeah I asked to be born let alone be in America, Ash

[autumn nexus]

how the pillar men become rock dudes?

[ornate fiber]

So true Ash, I can’t forgive them smh

[alpine trench]

It's okay beany it's not your fault you were born american

Wait... guys!

[wispy lion]

american 😂

[alpine trench]

Smores, Ash don't be like that

[crisp vigil]

I’m not a burger cowboy country fan I swear and I try very hard to stray from it

[alpine trench]

It's not beany fault

[alpine trench]

Oh yeah Bean.. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

[crisp vigil]

~167 cm

sorry my American ass uses inches, had to calculate

[alpine trench]

oh... cm

you passed the test

[wispy lion]

cm

[alpine trench]

Don't eat short people

MEE6 is only 162 😭

[wispy lion]

[alpine trench]

@ornate fiber it's been a long time can we have a cute crying emoji over here?

[brave geyser]

you've redeemed yourself

[alpine trench]

hm u sure ash, being amoricon is pretty bad

[wispy lion]

but cm was used

[brave geyser]

^

[ornate fiber]

Which one my g

[brave geyser]

overcoming the americanism

[alpine trench]

true the cm have spoken

[ornate fiber]

Cope, Burger land citizen

[wispy lion]

using cm = sigma

[kind owl]

@wispy lion, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[alpine trench]

Uhh the not too much cock

[wispy lion]

best message to level up on

[ornate fiber]

It is not named that anymore….

[autumn nexus]

i wonder how did kira and josefumi become friends?

[alpine trench]

what!

[crisp vigil]

read JoJolion to know

[ornate fiber]

Yeah they removed it…

I’ll make it again….

[brave geyser]

ok so basically ||if you read jojolion you'll find out exactly how it happened ||

[alpine trench]

aaaa I need these emotes

[wispy lion]

man.. they really had too much cock

[ornate fiber]

They are lovers

[brave geyser]

fax

[crisp vigil]

the real answer

[ornate fiber]

HUGO

[brave geyser]

based hugo as always

[alpine trench]

what

[ornate fiber]

You are correct, Hugo

[alpine trench]

Thanks

[alpine trench]

idk for what but thanks

[autumn nexus]

oh ok

[alpine trench]

wait mods can read deleted messages right?

[crisp vigil]

haaaaha I feel dummy no nitro for funny stickers

[ornate fiber]

Be lucky. Dont be addicted to nitro

[crisp vigil]

That’s always been the plan

[wispy lion]

i'll be free soon

[alpine trench]

Soon

[kind owl]

@alpine trench, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !

[brave geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/gift-nitro-nitro-free-free-nitro-discord-gif-20993620

[alpine trench]

Fine

Wait im poor too

[alpine trench]

thanks whitesnake say Hi to lil Jimmy

[median fjord]

They really didn’t use any of the higashigakta stands

Well i mean besides the 3

[crisp vigil]

I like how Walking Heart had a grand total of 1 battle, about 5 years ago

granted Hato is a small character but still

[median fjord]

Even then it’s not all too good of an ability

More so not very versatile

[crisp vigil]

Probably some Araki bs in there somewhere, we know what he did with zippers

[median fjord]

What if she’s wearing sneakers during a battle? Welp sucks to be her, hope the stand has good combat ability

True

Honestly when I first read it I thought that she would be able to extend any or at least a great deal of pointed objects

[autumn nexus]

my bro said this

[median fjord]

Nails, pencils, poles, etc. it’s not much better but it’s something

[autumn nexus]

ohhh its me dio i wear high heels

does dio wear high heels?

[median fjord]

Elf shoes

[autumn nexus]

lol

elf shoes

[alpine trench]

Yeah I expected her to be able to extend the clothes she was wearing at the time

[crisp vigil]

I don’t think Hato carries sharp objects on her, I wouldn’t imagine the ability is restricted to her shoes. But who knows really that stand was never expanded upon (pun not intended )

[autumn nexus]

wait what?!

[median fjord]

I didn’t even realize

[autumn nexus]

so he does

weird and disgusting

[median fjord]

Who knows maybe she’ll get a spin off with another character, I seriously doubt it but who knows.

Hato x Stephan steel spin off.

[crisp vigil]

JoJo is wild man haha nobody would see anything coming

ffs Hol Horse and Josuke

[median fjord]

Yep that’s what I was thinking

[autumn nexus]

who likes to wear this only men not women

[median fjord]

Not a fan of the shoes

[autumn nexus]

high heels

[minor ore]

Elf shoes

[median fjord]

Men were the first ones to wear heels

They gave it up when women started to wear them

[autumn nexus]

indeed

[brave geyser]

im 90% sure it just extends her heels

and if she wears shoes it extends those too

but she doesn't need shoes to use it

[median fjord]

Yeah that’s all the wiki reads on it

[kind owl]

@median fjord, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[median fjord]

But of a lame ability seeing it’s one of the what, 3, 4? Stands in the family that only get used once

[crisp vigil]

she really got shafted lol

[median fjord]

[crisp vigil]

🤨

[median fjord]

Like 5 times I think

I over guessed

Nope they bathed together 5 times.

[autumn nexus]

how A.phex twins was born?

[median fjord]

Haven’t read that far

[autumn nexus]

honestly aphex bros are brainlist killing machine

yes

[opaque quiver]

why does it matter how they were born?

[median fjord]

Oh those stands were cool

Never mind I’ve read there

[opaque quiver]

i like schott key 1, but in my opinion 2 would be an annoyance to have

[median fjord]

Yeah 1 is definitely better

Leagues

[opaque quiver]

yes

tbh after reading the awaking III leaves arc, doctor wu is now my favorite stand

[median fjord]

Haven’t read that yet

[opaque quiver]

its around ch 80

[autumn nexus]

actually thats bro No.2

[kind owl]

@autumn nexus, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[opaque quiver]

that is what i said

[kind owl]

@opaque quiver, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[autumn nexus]

oh

[median fjord]

This I’m up to 57-8

[opaque quiver]

ah

i barely read any for the past 2 weeks but yesterday and the day before I read like

30

[median fjord]

Jobin just gave blue Hawaii’s user chicken.

I haven’t read since like, August

I was on the doobie wah fight and I got so fucking sick of it

[opaque quiver]

"fight"

[median fjord]

Then I read all the way to the end of vitamin c, which is probably now my favorite fight, both parts

[opaque quiver]

vitamin c was cool yeah

[deft gate]

i dont understand this sh*t

help me

[opaque quiver]

im pretty sure you havent gotten there but urban guerilla and solatido was the best

[opaque quiver]

hm?

[deft gate]

I reqad it like 2 times

no cap

[opaque quiver]

what do you not understand

[median fjord]

Yeah I just didn’t like the art and facial expressions of Tsurugi he annoys me

[deft gate]

EVERYTHING

LIKE WTF

[opaque quiver]

like

the plot?

or

[deft gate]

yeah

the plot

[opaque quiver]

its just

[median fjord]

The time jump?

[deft gate]

stand designs are cool and clean

cool stuff

but

WTF ARAKI

[opaque quiver]

what time jump

[deft gate]

I DONT UNDERSTAND

WRRYY

[autumn nexus]

do rock humans have brains because tooru

[opaque quiver]

the plot is just josuke finding his identity

[median fjord]

From sbr to jojolion

[opaque quiver]

and curing tsurugi

[median fjord]

It makes more sense the more you read, kinda.

[opaque quiver]

and later stopping roka stuff

[opaque quiver]

ah

[deft gate]

first 30%: omg who am i?!?!?!?!??!?!
Rest 70%: random sh*ts

[opaque quiver]

doctor wu

[opaque quiver]

na its just curing tsurugi and stopping the doctors

[deft gate]

lol but its so funni how johnny died tho

[opaque quiver]

lol

[deft gate]

😂

[autumn nexus]

oh ok i thought they were mindless machines

[deft gate]

no like fr

[median fjord]

Caesar reference

[opaque quiver]

thas the rock animals

like solatido

dododo de dadada

[deft gate]

oh hey my wife ouchy oh no my son ouchy now ok i ouchy now dies

[opaque quiver]

yup

[median fjord]

Yeah I can understand that

[opaque quiver]

then theres just a chapter

[autumn nexus]

oh ok the creatures small brains

[opaque quiver]

about a hairclip

lol

[median fjord]

I think most of the manga was like that before the anime

It’ll probably make more sense in 30 years when it’s animated

[autumn nexus]

or well no brains

[opaque quiver]

more than 30

[deft gate]

to be honest, no offense, but this is the worst jojo part to my opinion

[opaque quiver]

na

i like some of it

[heavy ledge]

L

[kind owl]

@heavy ledge, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[median fjord]

I can understand that

[kind owl]

@median fjord, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[opaque quiver]

some of it is real cool

[median fjord]

It’s the most unique

[deft gate]

phantom blood was like just a little boring but was fun at the same time

[opaque quiver]

but then theres hairclips and shakedown road and milagro man

[median fjord]

Different rather

[deft gate]

battle tendencies were super fun to watch

[opaque quiver]

that are completely unnecessary

[deft gate]

stardust crusader was new and fresh

[heavy ledge]

another L

[deft gate]

Diamond is unbreakable was funny

golden wind was kinda random but was interesting enough

stone ocean was sad but was very fun

[kind owl]

@deft gate, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[deft gate]

SBR was just 👌 my favorite part ngl

but jojolion.......

E

[opaque quiver]

hairclip is relevant to the plot in some way
a street has a stand ok
and milagro man was so random joshu just got money and lost money and yeah thats it

ok jojolion has some of my favorite stands tho

[deft gate]

yeah

its sick

cool and clean

[opaque quiver]

like doctor wu and awaking III leaves

[deft gate]

mm

[autumn nexus]

does dio have 2 stands?

[opaque quiver]

prolly mt favorite stands

[heavy ledge]

there is more to it but im in the middle of a valorant match ill let someone else argue

[deft gate]

nope 1 is jonathan's

[opaque quiver]

wdym

[deft gate]

its that hermit purple

aka 'josetar stand' or some sh*t

[opaque quiver]

when youre done please explain why milagro man needed to exist

[deft gate]

joestar stand: plant

😂

[opaque quiver]

yes

[kind owl]

@opaque quiver, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[opaque quiver]

plant

[deft gate]

jonathan and joseph: purple plant

[autumn nexus]

sharing it with dio making ZA WARUDo

[deft gate]

holy: green and purple flower

[autumn nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/za-warudo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-power-gif-14292027

[opaque quiver]

theres literally like

[deft gate]

WRRY

[opaque quiver]

3 killer queen stands

[deft gate]

PLOT TWIST: the world is actually jonathan's stand

and the hermit purple was dio's stand

😳

imagine

[opaque quiver]

👀

[heavy ledge]

char development

[opaque quiver]

i guess? but it couldve been with something actually relevant to the rest of the story

like milagro man is not affiliated with damo or doctors its just a curse that existed for 2 chapters

[autumn nexus]

actually soft and wet is killer queen the bits of kira but josuke has 4 personalities jotaro the brute kira stands josuke the funny well... okuyasu is annihilation he steals something or explodes

[opaque quiver]

m

[autumn nexus]

wonder how okuyasu was in josuke's memory

[fluid mango]

Joshu screentime

[heavy ledge]

a curse

it is a constant theme in jojojolion

[autumn nexus]

wow why pillar men have a thicc rear end

[fluid mango]

What

What brought this up

[autumn nexus]

really they do

[fluid mango]

Yes Ik but what made you say this

[autumn nexus]

at least put some clothes!

oh i saw it

[opaque quiver]

yeah, I guess

[winter light]

Why not

[placid swift]

found this in a doujin

[brave geyser]

fax

[placid swift]

everyday is a

[tulip bolt]

😳

[fierce frost]

WAT

do we have a time traveller like wtf

[hoary temple]

bro sharpe what is ur pfp in the screenshot

[brave geyser]

me

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[minor ore]

oemg its mars argo

[hoary temple]

who is mars argo

[minor ore]

i like her music

[granite pewter]

out of context jojo is the best

[tulip bolt]

cursed

[short slate]

araki 100% knew what he was doing

[tulip bolt]

of course lmao

[ornate fiber]

Two centimetres

[tulip bolt]

that's really close 😳

[minor ore]

two centimetres doggystyle 😔 😔

[short slate]

[tulip bolt]

[ornate fiber]

Two guys. At a hospital in Morioh. Two centimetres apart pursuing the head doctor.

Wonder what happens next.

[tulip bolt]

💀

a calamity

[ornate fiber]

How unfortunate

[tulip bolt]

miss him

😔

[granite pewter]

they have a great day together

[tulip bolt]

good ending

👍

[granite pewter]

💀

[short slate]

their freind even comes to visit

[tulip bolt]

yeah

they gonna die

hide the pain inside myself

[ornate fiber]

The friends mother is in the hospital

[tulip bolt]

and her son is here also

my body is filled with tears

[placid swift]

i have an idea, what if wonder of u's ability was completely literal and it only stopped acts of 'pursuit', meaning that at a certain close enough range, it just doesn't work anymore, meaning that josuke's strategy of making the head doctor pursue him would've been even better

and wou wouldn't have to be just a ger but violent

and josuke wouldn't have to pull a random invisible bubble out his ass

[ornate fiber]

I wanna die

[tulip bolt]

nice idea

[tulip bolt]

i'm dying

[brave geyser]

could have baited him with the actual cool thing he used right before

[placid swift]

the spinny bubbles were completely useless and should've been the design for go beyond's bubbles smh

go beyond just looks like those bubbles josuke made out of his neck near the beginning of part 8, but even lazier

[brave geyser]

do they reallly have to go attack

like if they neeeed to i guess so

but maybe take a roundabout route

[placid swift]

and do they really have to slow and drunk all the time with no sense of velocity or power

its the least visually interesting power-up i've ever seen

[brave geyser]

if you didnt know the plot

[placid swift]

at least ger looked cool, it was shit but at least it was cool

[brave geyser]

and just saw the one on his hand then go beyond

it would look like a massive power down

[placid swift]

yes

go beyond is so visually uninteresting that i didn't even know what the bubbles looked like before i saw them while reading the manga

i knew what go beyond was before i read it

i saw panels of josuke shooting the spinny bubble at wou, and the spinny bubble being pressed right up against wou's face, and soft and wet go beyond's physical design, literally had no idea about the stupid drunk bubbles

[brave geyser]

lol

[placid swift]

i thought the spinny bubbles were go beyond and was actually interested in seeing it in the story

also what kind of backwards bullshit did araki think to make the go beyond bubbles not spinny bubbles

they're supposed to be spinning lines that go brrring so hard they don't exist right?

THEN WHY DON'T YOU VISUALLY SHOW THAT ASPECT BY MAKING THE BUBBLES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SPINNING LINES

OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID THAT FOR THE GODAMN SPINNY BUBBLES YOU MADE AT THE SAME TIME YOU MADE GO BEYOND'S BUBBLES

[ornate fiber]

My god he is going off

[placid swift]

WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS MEANINGLESS VISUAL UPGRADE TO SOFT AND WET'S REGULAR BUBBLES WHEN THEY AREN'T ANY DIFFERENT

[ornate fiber]

White letters

my eyes

[hard meteor]

araki was tweaking with go beyond

[granite pewter]

twerking*

[brave geyser]

nahhhh

no way thats censored by the bot

[placid swift]

i saw this panel about a dozen times before i reached the chapter, never realized go beyond's bubble was coming out of josuke's neck because of how uninteresting it looks

[kind owl]

@placid swift, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[placid swift]

WOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOO

IM FREE FROM THE CURSE

IN THE PART THAT'S ALL ABOUT BREAKING CURSES

[brave geyser]

smh should've just shot discord with go beyond

[karmic bay]

my favorite stand, **dry and hard **

[placid swift]

like, imagine if instead of johnny shooting a nail bullet using tusk act 4's rotational energy, a nail just fucking dislodges from his finger shaped like a rectangle drawn with a sharpie and slowly floated towards valentine

[rare vale]

no bews?

[brave geyser]

no bews 😔

[placid swift]

imagine if tusk's nail bullets just fukin levitated towards his enemies

[brave geyser]

lol

that's honestly a great comparison

[placid swift]

the nail slowly lifts off from the finger, it seeps itself forward and levitates mid-air and slowly crawls its way towards valentine

THE ULTIMATE PERFECT GOLDEN ROTATIONAL ENERGY

THANK YOU GYRO

[karmic bay]

so that was the meaning of lesson 5...

[edgy forge]

Tusk act 4: gently scratches you

[karmic bay]

to notting

[placid swift]

i guess araki didn't want another finger gun that kills the main bad guy, but go beyond looks so pitiful it barely looks like a weapon

[karmic bay]

not even an atom left

[brave geyser]

yo titoru what do you think of my heavens door theory

[placid swift]

go beyond looks so weak and fragile that it doesn't even look like it has the power to launch tooru back

[placid swift]

200 iq big brain

[brave geyser]

thanks

[placid swift]

slowly seeps towards him and touches him
he explodes backwards into the garage

[ornate fiber]

My eyes have been blessed

Jojolion art is a blessing

Im gonna read it again

[brave geyser]

toriko better tbh

[placid swift]

discord deemed this too explicit to send

[brave geyser]

discord hates soft and wet bubbles

i couldn't send another one before

[placid swift]

imagine this situation but with johnny and valentine, johnny completes lesson 5, he shoots his last nail bullet at valentine, until suddenly a fucking transparent turd emerges from his ass and slowly levitates towards valentine, breaking the love train and killing him, the nail bullet did absolutely nothing

[short slate]

[karmic bay]

Lmao

[placid swift]

the nail bullet is sent off to some faraway country when it touches the barrier, being completely useless

johnny unlocks the silver turd

and attacks diego with it, killing him as well

act 4's appearance doesn't happen until the last chapter when he tosses the midgets away

he shoots his turd at his son, dying in morioh

[hard meteor]

hoping the part 9 spin upgrade wont be mid

in like 6-7 years from now

[short slate]

🙏🏼

[tame plover]

Wdym, now only one old person will use spin at a mediocre skill level because they haven’t used it in a while

[rare vale]

i guess we will get a new power up mechanic in part 9

maybe the mc will use the calamity at their will

[brave geyser]

part 9 mc is ojiro

[short slate]

actually 🤓

its emporio

[karmic bay]

" emporio is the true jojo protagonist" - araki

[brave geyser]

well araki is a dumbass and always has been

[karmic bay]

that's the reason why we love him

[fluid mango]

Any bews

[autumn nexus]

hmm

[sonic hollow]

Negative

[autumn nexus]

soft and wet steal the sound

https://tenor.com/view/soft-and-wet-jojo-josuke-higashikata-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-gif-17475517

[stone flare]

why did josuke and some others have bite marks

[autumn nexus]

idk maybe a rock animal or a beast something like that when kira and josefumi combine

[stone flare]

they said it looked like human teeth

[autumn nexus]

yeah rock humans

i think

[stone flare]

some rock human just randomly bites people bruh

maybe it was that funny kfc guy

[autumn nexus]

chicken boi

[karmic bay]

friten chicken boi

[autumn nexus]

ew

[minor ore]

bleh

[hard meteor]

why or even how would a rock human manage to hide under water long enough to bite josuke and 2 other people without being seen

[autumn nexus]

dolomite before

dolomite after

why dolomite?!

[tame plover]

drugs

[autumn nexus]

WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SO UGLY?!

[stone flare]

why did he even eat the rock fruit

[autumn nexus]

ew

[stone flare]

what

[autumn nexus]

thats a one piece reference?

[karmic bay]

lmao

[karmic bay]

😔

[stone flare]

no that would be rock rock fruit

[autumn nexus]

oh

welp

at least theres a dog

[stone flare]

first time in jojo where a dog gets healed

[autumn nexus]

or

😢

[alpine trench]

that dog shouldn't have survived

[karmic bay]

iggy get help of medicines speedwagon

[autumn nexus]

iwasuke should not be dead....

[alpine trench]

wait no bews?