jojolion

[stable crow]

Considering their highly asocial and selfish nature a rock human world probably would be worse than a human led one

[minor ore]

Nobody can beat gappy not even goku

[rugged stream]

they would've prob fought one another for who would be rich with it
remember that while they were still a group they had their own ideas on how the rokakaka would be used

[minor ore]

Removes stands

jkjk

[stable crow]

I was a bout to say

[tulip bolt]

sorry but nope

[minor ore]

Nah it's fax

[tulip bolt]

bad opinion

[minor ore]

Prove me wrong

Yea

Thought so

[tulip bolt]

bro

[rugged stream]

and Tooru would've likely been the least terrible with fucking Damo or another money hungry one

[tulip bolt]

Joshu solos the universe

[minor ore]

Joshu mid

[stable crow]

How is goku gonna fight back against literal non existence

[minor ore]

Exactly

Bro's gonna get his head decimated

[rugged stream]

Can we not?

[stable crow]

Ok

[sinful bramble]

Let’s not do this

[minor ore]

Not what

wait is there a debate channel

[raven olive]

Damo and his group would’ve used it for drug dealing

[sinful bramble]

Goku VS TW/GER/SP/KC/MiH/TA4/D4C/S&W/WoU is getting so boring

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-dwayne-douglas-johnson-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-gif-4768410

sorry but absolutely not

[sinful bramble]

Hey, at least you didn’t call him Lowshu

[stable crow]

The damokan group didnt even know of the research team's true nature so I dont know what would happen if the rock humans were to succeed

Would the researchers eliminate the dealers or would they cooperate once they achieved their goal

[tulip bolt]

if he do that i go find his ip and deliver him pizza with pepperoni make a Joshu face

[rugged stream]

absolute L

[stable crow]

Araki did joshu dirty

[rugged stream]

Araki did Joshu well by bringing him to existence

[tulip bolt]

no he's a chad all along the story

[sinful bramble]

If she can be a Joshu fan then so can you

[rugged stream]

Ai has learned the absolute peak that is Joshu

[raven olive]

Based on how Urban Guerilla talked about them, the dealers were only needed to push the rokakaka internationally, outside of that, they’re pretty much another hit squad. I have no doubt that they’ll be quickly taken care of if they ask for anything more, similar to La Squadra

[tulip bolt]

AI casual w move

[stable crow]

Imagine in JOJOLANDS Joshu has a wife and kids while Yasuho leaves Josuke

[tulip bolt]

it gonna happen

Joshu's wife gonna be Ai for sure

[stable crow]

SBRverse Jolyne is Joshu's daughter

[raven olive]

The resentment is beyond universes it seems

[stable crow]

No

Joshu will be a great father

[tulip bolt]

a chad father

[molten crane]

like father like child mayhaps but idk how anyone will match joshu

[sinful bramble]

Jojodoss in chat

[short slate]

who is jojodoss

[sweet dune]

literally the person above

[short slate]

i know that

nm

[sacred dove]

doubt it

[short slate]

joshu solos fiction

[alpine narwhal]

which one of these guys do you think are gonna be apart of JoJoLands?

[sacred dove]

Don't know

[alpine narwhal]

what if

you had to choose?

[alpine trench]

I wouldn't mind seeing a very old Lucy having a conversation with the new jojo

[alpine narwhal]

isn't she dead? or it'd have to pick up after the ending

but I think she died

[alpine trench]

Oh she was

But Araki will either give us the next part in the near future or in the past so there is always that chance

[alpine narwhal]

I'd like to see it too

hmm Rohan likes to travel to get inspiration

maybe we'll see an AU Rohan next part

[livid lynx]

i took a fat shit on my jojolion book

[tardy robin]

proof?

[tranquil flax]

tbh i would love to see au rohan

[minor ore]

JoJoLands = Joshu x Jolyne ???

somehow rohan the officiator

[raven olive]

Bro?

[minor ore]

pics if true

[minor ore]

yo

[livid lynx]

bet its gonna be another version of giorno whos like valentines great grandson or sum

deigos maybe

[minor ore]

Who doesn't die in JoJolion?

[livid lynx]

the when

[short slate]

hold on

i have a link with the answers

https://mangasee123.com/manga/Jojolion

read it bozo

[minor ore]

I have

[short slate]

why are you asking

[minor ore]

Because it's confusing and I don't fully understand everything that happened

[alpine narwhal]

are you done it?

I think so, he's in JoJoLand's waiting room.

[alpine trench]

The people that died in the final arc were just Kaato, Kei, Rai, Tooru and Jobin, plus a Journalist

[minor ore]

Who's Kai

[alpine trench]

In total only 5 characters

[alpine narwhal]

I think he meant Rai

[alpine trench]

Rai*

[minor ore]

Also are you sure Kaato is dead?

[alpine trench]

Yes 100%

[alpine narwhal]

really?

I feel like it's a coin flip

[short slate]

yes she died

calamity

[alpine trench]

100% or else she would be in the final scene

[alpine narwhal]

oh

[alpine trench]

Besides she went against calamity

[alpine narwhal]

I mean I guess

[minor ore]

So in total JoJolion has the most main characters die

[alpine narwhal]

so did Joshu

[short slate]

dw i didnt even know. the ending of jojolion sucked so hard you cant even tell who died

[alpine narwhal]

it was dramatic

but it felt a little rushed

[short slate]

joshu survived

[minor ore]

JoshuGoat

[short slate]

tbh it probably was

[alpine trench]

Yeah but not only Joshu stopped pursuing, but he also didn't tried to physically damage Tooru as much as Kaato did

[minor ore]

What if I just shoot Tooru

Joshu was on defense

[alpine trench]

Honestly in the whole final scene I thought Norisuke had died

[alpine narwhal]

She's probably dead but it just feels super off screen

[minor ore]

his stand isnt for attack its for escape

Jobin and Kaato got messed up

like in everyw ay

[short slate]

even if you think of harming him calamity will take effect

[alpine narwhal]

I dont understand how Josuke cant aim the spin bubble well, but it hits it's target

[minor ore]

yeah that was the only ""mid"" thing about it if at all

Wait Josuke can use spin

[short slate]

he just cant aim it

[minor ore]

"go beyond" lol..

[short slate]

dude read the manga

[alpine narwhal]

yeah

[minor ore]

it goes where it needs to

[alpine trench]

On the final scene, in the table they say Norisuke will soon leave the hospital and then they start crying, as if they are lying to themselves, we also never see Norisuke again which felt off

[short slate]

aint no way youve read and didnt know that

[alpine narwhal]

I think he didnt realize it was spin

[minor ore]

JoJolion is the hardest part to understand

[short slate]

rai literaly says

omg

[minor ore]

norisuke got CHOPPEd how the fuck is he considered alive

[alpine narwhal]

yeah but like he didnt ride a horse

[minor ore]

or leaving shit? only thing hes leaving is his family. mans ded to his own son

King Nothing is just a Walmart Moody Blues

[alpine narwhal]

Abbacchio AU rip

long hair too

[minor ore]

true

[alpine trench]

That's what happens when you are blind from one eye and the other one suffers from cataracts

[alpine narwhal]

good point

[minor ore]

When Araki wants to draw a younger version of a character he shrinks them down and calls it a day

wdym

[short slate]

my theory is that jojo fans read with their eyes closed

[minor ore]

like this?

[alpine narwhal]

It just means there's something for everyone

[minor ore]

thats just koichi bro man

[alpine narwhal]

you think anything as big brain as JoJo lore is going on over in Demon Slayer discord doubt

[minor ore]

More like this

[alpine trench]

My theory is that they are illiterate, they "read" for the pictures

[minor ore]

I don't blame parts I don't understand on Araki

[alpine narwhal]

ppl come for the drama and stay for the lore

its a dramatic series lol

[short slate]

just re read at this point

[minor ore]

Too long

i aint reading chainsaw mid

Will wait until the last 8 chapters get colored

[alpine trench]

The biggest plot hole in Jojolion is Daiya insulting Joshu haircut as if he doesn't have it since childhood

[alpine narwhal]

is it? dm me how it is. I like to dodge mid shit

[minor ore]

ripple change back to a jojo pfp this aint right man

[alpine narwhal]

the lions*

[minor ore]

Is Araki afraid to draw Josuke without his hat or something

[minor ore]

i wish i knew what the fuck it was about lol

or why people like it

apparently more people die in it than part 8

[alpine trench]

Kuj huge L

[minor ore]

i aint do shit

Which part has the largest percentage of the main cast dying

[alpine trench]

Part 6

duh

[short slate]

💀

[kind owl]

@short slate, Your Stand Rank is now level 18 !

[alpine narwhal]

lmao true

that was a whole party wipe save for the navigator

[alpine trench]

Proving once again that Ripple theory is right smh

[minor ore]

Gets revived

[alpine narwhal]

whats that?

[minor ore]

the person wants to know

[alpine trench]

Then tell him Kuj

[minor ore]

So in order to figure out the death ratio we have to take every main and supporting character then divide the number of them by the number of characters that die and the lower the number the higher death ratio

[short slate]

bro

[alpine narwhal]

[minor ore]

Would you like me to count Fugo leaving as a death or no

[alpine narwhal]

you wanna do waht

[short slate]

out here typing essays

[alpine trench]

You can also, you know...
Read

[alpine narwhal]

I have fingers

[minor ore]

what

[alpine narwhal]

we can count if you guys are down

[minor ore]

divide?

bitch

what

[short slate]

im sure theres something for that on the wiki

[alpine trench]

You all Lazy asf

[minor ore]

straight calculus on the narancia shit right here what the fuck is this

[alpine trench]

Im tired of you all going to sleep

[minor ore]

balls.

[short slate]

gn hugob 🙏

[alpine narwhal]

Does Bruno count as 2 deaths?

[alpine trench]

Gn!

[alpine narwhal]

oh no! I love him

[short slate]

no just 1

[minor ore]

Does Fugo leaving count as a death or not

[short slate]

no

[alpine narwhal]

so only 3?

[minor ore]

he left the team for dead thats for sure

[alpine narwhal]

I dont count Polneraff

it's weird that he has no stand

can he just move on whenever?

[minor ore]

Ok so the final result is:
Part 1: 1/3
Part 2: 1/4
Part 3: 1/2
Part 4: 1/8
Part 5: 1/2
Part 6: 1/7
Part 7: 3/4
Part 8: 1/3

That's the death ratio

ratio

good grief

[alpine narwhal]

does

CoCo Jumbo Count?

[short slate]

no

[alpine narwhal]

He's dead though

and he helped out

wtf not

Iggy counts

[short slate]

dudes a turtle

[alpine narwhal]

IGGY IS A DOG

[short slate]

but iggy is like
capable of inteligent thiught

[alpine narwhal]

yo how'd the turtle know to hide under the table vs Grateful dead?

[minor ore]

maybe it was just chillin

🤷‍♂️

idk

[alpine narwhal]

bing chilling? (no pun intended ice helps vs grateful dead )

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bitch-hahaha-laughing-wwe-gif-14880080

[minor ore]

He is still alive

[fading atlas]

Yeah, it was chilling

[alpine narwhal]

nah that's Polneraff

[minor ore]

Polnareff is in the turtle

[alpine narwhal]

yeah but animals have souls

unless

you mean Polneraff is in the room

but then

why can he contro lthe turtle

nah turtle's gotta be PolPol

I think he can pass on whenever that's why we can see his soul there

cause at the end Scene the turtle is like looking out the window or at Giorno or something

has to be Polneraff paying attention.

[minor ore]

No Polnareff is in the room

Coco Jumbo is still alive

[fading atlas]

Coco #2

[alpine narwhal]

true

no CoCo lmao

why didn't his soul move or maybe it did

but to what

not part 5 chat srry

[fading atlas]

Because he went inside Mr. President

[alpine narwhal]

Hmm so Mr. President can house people which by extension houses souls, but it can also house just Souls.

[minor ore]

What if Diavolo had Wonder of U

[alpine narwhal]

KCR

cause nothing can pursue him boom

good job

[cedar kraken]

he would still be in a death loop

[knotty whale]

what if there was a tusk act 5

[cedar kraken]

we wouldn't know because johnny is dead

[knotty whale]

alr

[little coral]

What if he had Bites The dust xD

Everyone that have known of his identity will explode

And know is a hard job

Not part 5 chat xd

[thin torrent]

It's ok.

[cyan brook]

just began jojolion

the hentai is strong with this one

[thin torrent]

lmao

[rare vale]

araki was extremely horny

while drawing the first few vols of it

[minor ore]

[manic ember]

i have a question, if josuke is fusion between josefumi and kira, why doesn't he own both killer queen and soft and wet?

[placid swift]

because people don't have 2 stands

[manic ember]

but what about killer queen and bites the dust?

[kind owl]

@manic ember, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[placid swift]

bites the dust is a third ability

[manic ember]

oh okay

[placid swift]

josuke obtained an improved soft and wet with some of kira's abilities as well

[lusty rampart]

killer queen was shown falling apart before they merged, showing that kira died before their merge

[manic ember]

ouch...

F

[lusty rampart]

the fruit doesnt change that there's still one alive body and one dead body

[manic ember]

but thanks for answering me

[placid swift]

yoo i've never seen this art before

[manic ember]

niceu

[full crag]

that looks rlly cool :)

i like it how the skirt has the stand faces on it lol

[manic ember]

have someone original version of this image? i can't find it

[full crag]

lovely

[granite pewter]

spelt mid wrong 😈

[umbral ivy]

L

[granite pewter]

lmao

[manic ember]

okay i found

[granite pewter]

you’ll have to crop it but here

[manic lark]

they already found it as pointed out above

[alpine narwhal]

Soft Killer & Wet Queen ||Requiem||

[kind owl]

@alpine narwhal, Your Stand Rank is now level 17 !

[minor ore]

why did you block out requiem?

[placid swift]

why spoiler the word requiem in the part 8 chat

[minor ore]

oh wait you blocked me 🙄

[granite pewter]

how about you find some bitches

[manic lark]

nah, got a cat, no need for dogs (bitch actually means female dog)

[sinful bramble]

Pretty cool

[manic lark]

Yukako was looking for Hirose and found a different one

[sinful bramble]

Another nitro scam got sent

So many recently

[rain forge]

THE BEST STAND IS WONDER OF YOU

[minor ore]

no

[alpine trench]

it actually is tho

[alpine narwhal]

What would happen if a remote stand like Baby Face tried to attack WoU?

would calamity come to Melone or just Baby Face?

[rain forge]

IN JOJOLION ITS THE BEST

[minor ore]

no it isnt alt hermit purple is the best

[sinful bramble]

Calamity would befall the Stand, unless the user also wishes to harm or pursue Tooru

[minor ore]

Wonder of U is just GGGOH but bad

[alpine narwhal]

GGG?

[minor ore]

Green Green Grass of Home

[rain forge]

IS SOFT AND WET OP?

[alpine narwhal]

yes

crazy offensive power (without Go Beyond), crazy defensive power, can carry the weight of at least a human. Has range and precision on it's side and it can Ora Ora if necessary

shits busted af, but it cant heal so there's that

Im half talking about the bubbles alone there

[rain forge]

HOW CAN THERE'S KILLER QUEEN IN JOJOLION??!!

[alpine narwhal]

[sinful bramble]

I’d honestly put Go Beyond above TA4, but the problem is Josuke can’t (or can with Yasuho’s help) aim it

[alpine narwhal]

I agree

[sinful bramble]

Even then Soft And Wet is really powerful

[alpine narwhal]

plus TA4 needs prep time, or a horse at least lol

[sinful bramble]

That too

[alpine narwhal]

However

if Johnny combines all his Acts in an all out fight. who knows

the heart seeking act 2 would be pretty strong but I think Josuke could float away

Go Beyond could probably hit D4CLT and Johnny hiding in Act 3... no? Maybe

Yo Josuke's Go Beyond soap bubble vanishing is just AU stray cat contact bomb bubble

I mean its way more than that but still AU stray cat

[alpine trench]

Or maybe Josuke wouldn't do shit because he can't aim his damn bubble

U all forget a bubble that is as likely to hit friend or foe isn't very useful in a fight

[alpine narwhal]

Josuke: Yasuho pls help I cant aim my OP soap bubble

Also Josuke: Let me hit my target every time I use it

[alpine narwhal]

that's true

[sick lava]

yo

in volume 8 rn

yotsuyu got me feeling some kind of way

also norisuke is a pretty swell guy

[manic lark]

also you may know it, but be careful in this channel due to shpoilsh (it is a discussion channel and you can't have a discussion without shpoilsh)

[sick lava]

its fine lol

[tame plover]

shpoilsh?

[manic lark]

funky way to say "spoilers"

i type funny, because i feel like it

[tame plover]

Hm

Makes sense

[placid swift]

indeed

[sick lava]

the guy is a chill family man

you don't see that often in jojo

this conversation is great

[sinful bramble]

||I wish we saw more interactions between Norisuke and Josuke later on in JoJolion||

[alpine narwhal]

Did anyone else picture Norisuke with Part 3 Joseph's voice?

[alpine narwhal]

the early stuff was SUPER intriguing but it didn't go anywhere

[sinful bramble]

Nah, but with a somewhat similar post-middle aged voice

[alpine narwhal]

I couldnt help but hear it

regardless we'll never get it

[proper niche]

why did kaato just show up in like 4 chapters, we see her backstory, and she just disappears for 40 chapters until she dies

[placid swift]

yes

[molten crane]

she was tanning

[placid swift]

norisuke and joshu are my favorite characters just because of how fun they are on-screen

[hard meteor]

araki moment

[proper niche]

skin must be charred by now

[alpine trench]

Was I the only one that assumed Norisuke died in the end?

[tame plover]

yes

´nt

[fluid mango]

Any bews

[manic lark]

yeah, Joshu is fun

only moments with Joshu i don't like, is when the story just tosses him around like garbage

[alpine trench]

And when he is trying to hm something to Yasuho

[fluid mango]

Joshu is a weird character definitely, he has some iffy moments lien the

Yea

The Yasuho incident

I like how he has the fucking baby arm

Little baby arm

[alpine trench]

It grows, trust

[placid swift]

i just realized, if norisuke picked up tooru's scent then king nothing would automatically pursue him

[fluid mango]

And norisuke would die prolly

[alpine trench]

WAIT , THEN JOBIN DID HIM A FAVOR

Jobin actually saved Norisuke, what a twist

[fluid mango]

Yeah but did he need to do it the way he did

[manic lark]

well, Paper Moon King made Yasuho think Joshu is Josuke
Joshu misheard what Yasuho said to him and thought she was finally in love with him
and since Joshu waited for that moment for long, he was in on it

in short, Joshu is bit of an idiot and the circumstances really unfortunate for him

[placid swift]

imagine norisuke casually reading the newspaper strolling around the hospital until he randomly starts dying

[alpine trench]

Still happened tho

[fluid mango]

Yeah Joshu is always put in unfortunate situations

I liked Joshus short hair

[placid swift]

araki forgor jobin's random mitsuo aida quotes smh my head

[fluid mango]

I like this cut

I actually looks pretty good imo

[placid swift]

cursed joshu

[fluid mango]

Look what someone did to his hair

[alpine trench]

Nah, that's not my Joshu

[fluid mango]

Look what they did

[alpine trench]

Lmao I actually like it

[fluid mango]

Yeah

[rare vale]

i want his original haircut

[minor ore]

god.. joshu in this haircut is.. DAMN. he has the potential but he chooses the fucking half-ass bowl cut

[placid swift]

kaato said his hair was always unable to grow on the sides of his head

ever since he was a kid, that's why he had the same haircut even back then

[paper shore]

Damn

Sucks for him

[alpine trench]

I mean that doesn't justify the bowl cut tho lmao

[placid swift]

he looks beautiful in it

[proper niche]

get some hair extensions/implants with your allowance money joshu

[short slate]

joshu is perfect how he is

[sonic hollow]

perfectly shit

[short slate]

big L

[sonic hollow]

cope

not my fault you like L characters

[short slate]

your biased

[sonic hollow]

based*

[short slate]

[thin torrent]

you're*

[turbid drift]

minor spelling mistake
i win

[short slate]

cry

[spiral walrus]

Joshu looks like one of The Beatles

[sinful bramble]

Even better than that

[rugged stream]

you have a perfect L

[short slate]

any bews

[alpine trench]

9ème jour sans bouvelles

[sinful bramble]

No bews

[fickle matrix]

where do i read part 8 at

[sonic hollow]

Mangadex.org

[fickle matrix]

ty

[sonic hollow]

Make sure it’s .org

[short slate]

use mangasee.123

its better than mangadex

[sonic hollow]

Can I just recommend a site without you or storm saying that

[short slate]

no

[hard meteor]

use mangareader.io

[thin torrent]

use buymanga.com and buy manga (JK there no site called that lmao)

(OR THERE IS?)

[ornate fiber]

OOOOOOH

I love him now

[sonic hollow]

[short slate]

based smores

[paper shore]

Mangareader.to it has part 8 in all colour up until the last ten chapters

Or last few chapters I mean

[crimson ice]

No lion

[sinful bramble]

Nonolion

[short slate]

nono 🙏

[fickle matrix]

ok

[fluid mango]

When will the final chapters be colored

Never.

[sinful bramble]

Hopefully sometime soon

Maybe the colours will actually be good

Because Part 8’s colouring isn’t that great usually

[spark plover]

Sadly, but at least fan colored ones are good

[sinful bramble]

Tanru

Following in the footsteps of Ojiro

[spark plover]

Dripru

[short slate]

bred tooru 🙏

[sinful bramble]

He already “bred” Yasuho

[short slate]

[karmic pelican]

sorry josuke i already “befriending” yasuho last night

[tulip bolt]

more cursed moment

[short slate]

tooru is lucky

[tulip bolt]

and Yasuho the unluckiest

[zenith blaze]

Yasuho probably has roaches in her nasty pussy 🤢

[short slate]

bro why

[tulip bolt]

whoa

cursed

i gonna die

[short slate]

dont

[alpine trench]

Rip Shimy, another one taken by a jojo fan stupidity

IIII IIII II

[umbral ivy]

package deal 💯

[sinful bramble]

No

[tranquil flax]

Delete this

[livid lynx]

amogus is not funny

[zenith blaze]

Sug o ma

[tranquil flax]

Your mom sucks on mine

[tulip bolt]

?

sorry i played cs with friends

[tranquil flax]

Ah, shimy is back

[tulip bolt]

yup

so i loose my game but i'm back

[alpine trench]

You lost your game and decided to go to the Jojo server? Come on Shimy u are better than this

[tulip bolt]

no just here to chat because peoples are cool here and i'm on ytb so i'm not really pay attention to the server

[sinful bramble]

As time goes on it becomes harder to make it funny

[tulip bolt]

well it was so funny at the start but people reply it a lot so now it's not funny anymore

[minor ore]

tooru is so fucking cringe or at least this scene is. araki didnt need to draw him listening to the reference 💀

[spark plover]

This shit is like the torture dance, it'll be the full song when the anime comes out

[alpine trench]

WHAT! I actually loved that scene

Probably the best Tooru moment which isn't hard tbh

[minor ore]

its unique

and was probably necessary. but joshu is unironically less cringe for that panel alone destroyed tooru for me

just knew he was settled for a horrible ending with that

[tulip bolt]

this scene was magic seriously i laugh so hard when i see it for the first time

[alpine trench]

Bruh.. All Jojo villains share basically the same characteristic, they talk and have purposes that are all serious and then they have their weird asf moments:

Pucci: Halleluya
Diavolo: Doppio
Kars: Playing banjo with Lisa Lisa
Funny Man: Doyannn
Tooru: Singing his own stand

A jojo villain that doesn't do crazy cringy shit isn't a jojo villain

[minor ore]

Pucci: just wants to be neurotic in heaven
diavolo: just wants to be lowkey and do his split personality thing
kira: just wants to appreciate his hands in peace and quiet
funny: just wants to make america great cause daddy issues
dio: just wants to avoid jojo and do funny shit like rule the world
kars: just wants to be ultimate

then theres tooru: is a rock, a modern take, but still cringe

[sinful bramble]

[minor ore]

theres a reason no one puts tooru on the evil villain ideology sheets

and thats fine

everyone needs that 1 cringe villain and its him

comparatively no other was since theyre so far away in time/ context so it makes sense to me why tooru is cringe. doesnt take away the fact that he is in fact most cringe

[alpine trench]

In his defense he isn't the main antagonist of part 8 so

[minor ore]

who do u consider then

his stand?

[alpine trench]

Jobin of course

The true Jojolion main antagonist

[minor ore]

the fact that hes not even the main villain in his own part makes it more an Epic Fail lol

[sinful bramble]

Tooru ties into many backstories and played a part in Gappy existing

[alpine trench]

Until Araki messed up

[minor ore]

elaborate

what part was messed up im curious

critique moment

[alpine trench]

Jojolion has a poor use of alot of its characters

Jobin was one of them

[minor ore]

he still couldnt get into many bitches stories so L

🤷‍♂️

[minor ore]

generally any tale with as many characters makes it bound to the need for just plot-device and kill a few off right

[alpine trench]

Like half of the characters got misused

Only half of the family members used their stands more than one time

[minor ore]

the sister not daiya was useless and stupid. like braindead im sorry

just brings a random into the house and nearly kills her father

or in fact does, arguably

[alpine trench]

2 Female characters whose name start with a K got introduced again after 50 chapters just to commit suicide the next one...

[minor ore]

i blame her for norisukes death just cause

damn ur making me rethink part 8 now

[alpine trench]

Tbf she knew that guy for weeks, and they had already "bonded" several times, seems pretty trustworthy for me

People tend to trust beautiful people the most

So Daimo that is... 🥵 Daimo was 100% trustworthy

[sinful bramble]

There were 5 years worth of chapters without King Nothing being used

[alpine trench]

And when he got used again it was just for a small appearance

[kind owl]

@alpine trench, Your Stand Rank is now level 33 !

[alpine trench]

Thanks, much love to the family ❤️

[tulip bolt]

gg

[meager pier]

Can someone explain me what happened when Johnny used tusk with his son?

[tulip bolt]

he just sacrifice himself for save his son

[meager pier]

But I didn't understood why he died instantly

[tulip bolt]

well i'm not a lore master so i don't really know how to explain it

@sinful bramble can you help us with the lore

[sinful bramble]

!w JoJolion Chapter 22

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/JJL_Chapter_22

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

*JoJolion* - Chapter 22

Morioh 1901 (杜王町『1901年』, Moriō-chō "Sen-kyū-hyaku-ichi-nen"), originally The Legend of Johnny Joestar (ジョニィ・ジョースターの伝説, Joni Jōsutā no Densetsu) in the UJ release, is the twenty-second chapter of JoJolion and the eight hundred sixty-ninth chapter of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga.

[sinful bramble]

Also Johnny’s death was caused by the Boulder and les feuilles or however it’s spelt

[minor ore]

wait why did you include this as some sort of warning

is this a threat

[minor ore]

ur daughter brings home a man like that wyd

[alpine trench]

I steal him from her

[dense marsh]

start of jojolion journey 😎

currently on chapter 6

[short slate]

w

[brave geyser]

w

except for that name

[dense marsh]

😢

[vernal cave]

Jobin vs Avdol, who would win?

[elder sparrow]

i’d say avdol

magicians red beat silver chariot & star platinum

[tardy robin]

Avdol can straight up create flames while Jobin can heat stuff up a little

[elder sparrow]

his stand was a problem

araki realised this and killed him off that’s why he didn’t have many fights

a perfect stand against vampires

[short slate]

you good?

[sacred dove]

speed king does have an advantage in its heat attacks range and invisibility so it is possible for jobin to win if he's smart

[short slate]

i feel like tooru would look like that

[minor ore]

he is 89

[minor ore]

Make one be rotten

[dense marsh]

Jojolion update:

Im on chapter 15 I believe and Yasuho just gained a stand which just seems like hey ya but more complicated??

also I feel bad for this Joshu guy hes getting cucked

[rare vale]

[rare vale]

i won't spoil but thats a bit different stand

[dense marsh]

ah ok

[rare vale]

also F for joshu

just because he gets cucked

[dense marsh]

I feel like im gonna like jojolion more than sbr

[rare vale]

you saw that joshu suki thing right?

[dense marsh]

im not sure

im not chap 15

[rare vale]

ah well

[dense marsh]

this 16 year old chick

[rare vale]

she's 19 iirc

[dense marsh]

no im talking about the daryia chick

or however you spell it

[rare vale]

damn

that pillow stand

[dense marsh]

they had a whole bricked up scene

what the hell

[rare vale]

we can't blame but araki was horny

[dense marsh]

I just dont get the sexualization of the teenage girls

first it was lucy

and now daryia

[rare vale]

araki is horny

[dense marsh]

i guess thats why they call it seinen

araki created the AU and started doing drugs

[rare vale]

he's been consuming several ones since part 6

i cannot think otherwise

[dense marsh]

[placid swift]

maybe in order to research the drugs in part 5, he had to make some

[rare vale]

must be still doing some right?

[placid swift]

this ain't an anime drawing, this is araki's real drug stash

[rare vale]

damn araki be rich af

dude using pesos

[thin torrent]

wtf

[placid swift]

[thin torrent]

golden wind is real now.

we have Proof now..

[minor ore]

is jojo considered shonen? i doubt genre has anything to do with it besides the fact of it being a japanese based comic series

theres no justification for it

someone needs to ask araki straight up

[dense marsh]

parts 1-6 is shounen I believe while 7 and 8 are labeled as seinen category

[minor ore]

makes sense. kind of

[placid swift]

im probably gonna typeset chapter 105 when the colored comes out, can't wait to do all these damn sound effects

[rugged stream]

lmao you're really into it

want to get better at typesetting at some point

[placid swift]

hardest part is probably gonna be finding all these damn fonts

smh why can't everything be in CC Wild Words

[rugged stream]

Me, a font know it all:

I have found like 12 new fonts in the past week

[placid swift]

my goal is to at least be better than the official jojo manga typesets

using more than just CC Wild Words for everything?! impossible!

[ashen olive]

he’s not getting cucked because he wasn’t in a relationship with yasuho in the first place, and she has told him that

[kind owl]

@ashen olive, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

this is fucking DJ Khaled LMAO

looked like it said UwU Tomoki

[ashen olive]

lmao

i’m not even done jjl, i still got a few more chaps

[alpine narwhal]

I have a question

[placid swift]

yes

[alpine narwhal]

its about memes. Permission to dm you?

[minor ore]

ff is dead

[sonic hollow]

yes she is

[sinful bramble]

Indeed

[hard vapor]

Why do people call josuke 8 gappy

[tame plover]

Can't be dead if you don't exist

[tame plover]

In some of his first appearances/art the gap in his teeth was pretty big

so to reference to him before getting a name and to distinguish from josuke4, people call him gappy

[hard vapor]

ohh

[kind owl]

@hard vapor, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[hard vapor]

So its just a nickname

[tame plover]

Yup

[minor ore]

next jojoland protagonist gotta be slightly wider than average so people call them fatty

jojo fans will be distraught, devastated even

[rare vale]

ayo dream is the new jojo?!?!

😳 😳 😳 😳

[rare vale]

and we can guess that his stand can "cheat on speedruns"

[tulip bolt]

no that was only fate

[rare vale]

[short slate]

any bews

[wispy lion]

None today ☹️

[tame plover]

no bews yet again

[alpine trench]

Day 10 of no bews

[sinful bramble]

[vernal cave]

What's a localized name for WoU?

[sinful bramble]

The localisation team would probably go with something like Wonderous You

!w JoJolion

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/JoJolion

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

*JoJolion*

JoJolion (ジョジョリオン, JoJorion) is the award-winning eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, serialized in Ultra Jump from May 19, 2011 to August 19, 2021.

[sinful bramble]

Maybe The Wonders of You

[alpine trench]

Flaccid wonders

[wispy lion]

The Hatred of You

[sonic hollow]

alternate universe where every stand has "flaccid" in the name

this panel reminds me of the eye scene in dead space 2

[stable token]

I just started jojolion and damn it’s good 👍

[wispy lion]

thats great to hear

[stable token]

Knew about it for some time ( that’s why my pfp is tooru) but just got my hands on the manga, lives up to the hype

[sonic hollow]

how far are you right now?

[spark cave]

chapter 1 or 2 I assume

[rugged stream]

no one saw that right?

[sonic hollow]

saw what?

[nimble bough]

tooru pfp just started jojolion based

[sonic hollow]

tooru in general however? not based

[stable token]

Heard he had wasted potential, is it true ?

[sonic hollow]

read and see for yourself

[stable token]

Bet

[spark current]

Based

[spark current]

I think he was good not the best in any way but was still good

[stable token]

I guess I’ll find out when I finish it

[spark current]

Yeah

[sonic hollow]

holy shit joshu is ugly in that panel

more than usual

[nimble bough]

just like me fr fr

[rugged stream]

wdym
he looking extra drippy rn

[sinful bramble]

Because his very nature was probably manipulated by calamity

And we all know ugly = evil

(The wiki used to say something like “Joshu prepares to attack Yasuho in a fit of rage brought on by Wonder of U” in the gallery section before it was changed)

[sonic hollow]

the shit wiki?

[alpine trench]

GODDAMIT

[sinful bramble]

The good one

[alpine trench]

Guys! The wiki is not the law

[sinful bramble]

I know but I’m still gonna believe it

[sonic hollow]

thats impressively stupid

[sinful bramble]

And maybe the fact that people can’t even tell that Joshu was being affected by calamity when has acting like this are him become a better person

Like, he was already a shitty person and people wouldn’t be able to realise that he isn’t himself in this scene, so that’s why he’s warmer to Josuke in the “pick a cake” scene

[alpine trench]

Rule 1: Unless it's from Araki never believe it, unless it's stats then don't believe Araki either

[sinful bramble]

That’s my take

[sonic hollow]

my take is:
if its saying anything positive about joshu, dont believe it

[alpine trench]

Idk, I feel like adding Mood manipulation to the many abilities that WoU can bring out to be a little op

Because if WoU can change the behaviors of enemies then beating anyone would be even easier

Jotaro trips in time stop and punches himself by accident and dies

[sinful bramble]

Calamities are disasters and misfortunes
And clearly it’s a misfortune to be near someone when they’re at their worst

[nimble bough]

https://tenor.com/view/calamity-wou-pjj-drbepr-gif-18729363

[alpine trench]

That man is prob dead, poor guy

[sonic hollow]

tires are horrifying

the amount of damage they can do on their own is staggering

[sinful bramble]

JoJolion fans when they caption a real life injury with “he tried to pursue the head doctor”

[nimble bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-typing-fast-pepetyping-gif-22951566

[alpine trench]

When you see a man having a stroke but you decide to not call the hospital to save him

[nimble bough]

Yeah thats me

[untold pier]

dang

hate when that happens

[sinful bramble]

I guess it ties into what we’ve already seen about people creating their own calamities instead of calamities coming flying towards them

I’m talking about when Mitsuba cut her fingers btw

[nimble bough]

Storm is trying to "pursue" victory in our "election" as an example

I don't abuse mod, I only abuse my wife

lol

[alpine trench]

Professionals have standards

[sinful bramble]

I didn’t know you and Storm got together

[nimble bough]

AYO

You didn't know??

Didn't we send an invite????

[alpine trench]

U didn't send me one either

[nimble bough]

I'll call him real quick sorry about being left out

[brave geyser]

why not both

[nimble bough]

Because my wife has a fucking ugly face

and i only abuse ugly people

[sonic hollow]

ok fine you win

[nimble bough]

heh

kekekekek

[sonic hollow]

oh by the way
may i be granted black name role please

[woven anvil]

Edited roles for @sonic hollow +"i like the color black"

[nimble bough]

there

done!

[sonic hollow]

'preciate it

[nimble bough]

np

[hoary temple]

oh thats Henry wtf whos yout pfp

[brave geyser]

hm i wonder

[nimble bough]

pariston hill

[hoary temple]

incredible

[hoary temple]

is that from star trek

[nimble bough]

No

[alpine trench]

Yes

[hoary temple]

lmao

[nimble bough]

it's from pariston hill

Pariston hill from pariston hill

[hoary temple]

ah yes pariston hill from pariston hill

[alpine trench]

featuring Pariston hill

[nimble bough]

directed by Pariston Hill

[vernal cave]

Space Trucking - Space Truck

Or just Place Trucking?

[sonic hollow]

?

wha

[vernal cave]

Localization names

[sonic hollow]

oh

[vernal cave]

I'm thinking of one for the stand, Space Trucking.

Wonder of U I know could be Wonderous U

[sonic hollow]

i hope they can get away with with just keeping wonder of u

but i doubt that

[viscid kindle]

Until part 8 is animated, it needs a while

[vernal cave]

Nut King Call I know is Nuts and Bolts

Since eoh localized that name.

[viscid kindle]

Flower park

[vernal cave]

Soft and Wet is still the same

!w Fun Fun Fun

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Fun_Fun_Fun

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Fun Fun Fun

Fun Fun Fun (ファン・ファン・ファン, Fan Fan Fan) is the Stand of Ojiro Sasame, featured in the 8th part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. When Ojiro stands above someone and their limbs are injured, Fun Fun Fun marks the wounded limb and can control it.

[sonic hollow]

i guess prince's estate doesnt care

[vernal cave]

if this stand was localized it would be Fun

Just fun

Or Triple Fun?

[viscid kindle]

King nothingness

[vernal cave]

!w King Nothing

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/King_Nothing

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

King Nothing

King Nothing (キング・ナッシング, Kingu Nasshingu) is the Stand of Norisuke Higashikata IV, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[sonic hollow]

it would add a fourth fun

[vernal cave]

King of Nothingness

[viscid kindle]

Or that

Oh wait, what about Poor Tom?

[vernal cave]

You mean Ozone Layer?

!w Ozone Layer

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/SO_Chapter_126
Not the correct result? Use !w page Ozone Layer for a direct link or !w search Ozone Layer for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

*Stone Ocean* - Chapter 126

Heavy Weather, Part 2 (ヘビー・ウェザー その②, Hebī Wezā Sono 2), originally Dangerous (ヤッベ, Yabbe) in the WSJ release, is the one hundred twenty-sixth chapter of Stone Ocean and the seven hundred twentieth chapter of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga.

[viscid kindle]

His own name is localized

[vernal cave]

!w Ozone Baby

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Ozon_Baby

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Ozon Baby

Ozon Baby (オゾン・ベイビー, Ozon Beibī) is the Stand of Poor Tom, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[vernal cave]

I meant Ozone Baby

Ozone Child

[short slate]

ozone layer 💀

[sonic hollow]

lysol

[vernal cave]

Ozone Baby Layer

Ozone Child Layer

[viscid kindle]

Nah Poor Tom.
Poor Tom is a song from Led Zeppelin from the Coda album, means it’s copyrighted.

[vernal cave]

Ozone Boy

Lil Ozone

!w I am a Rock

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/I_Am_a_Rock

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

I Am a Rock

I Am a Rock (アイ・アム・ア・ロック, Ai Amu A Rokku) is the Stand of Yotsuyu Yagiyama, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[vernal cave]

I, Rock

[short slate]

i am a rock looks so goofy

[vernal cave]

I wish it was My name is Rock

Instead

[viscid kindle]

King bed

[vernal cave]

Which is localized from California King Bed

[viscid kindle]

Just "King bed"

[vernal cave]

Again, Deadly Queen would still be there in part 8

[sonic hollow]

i am a rock changed to dwayne johnson

[viscid kindle]

I know

[vernal cave]

!w Vitamin

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Vitamin_C
Not the correct result? Use !w page Vitamin for a direct link or !w search Vitamin for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Vitamin C

Vitamin C (ビタミンC, Bitamin Shī) is the Stand belonging to Tamaki Damo, featured in JoJolion. It is a tentacular Stand with a hand motif. When someone touches the fingerprints it leaves, the victim will be softened to the point of liquefaction as long as they remain within range.

[viscid kindle]

Vitamin B

[vernal cave]

Vitamin A

Medicine C

[viscid kindle]

That would be a big brain move

[short slate]

[vernal cave]

Fiber C

[sonic hollow]

vitamin c to vitamin d

d for damo

[viscid kindle]

What about Speed king?

[sonic hollow]

velocity king

[viscid kindle]

[vernal cave]

Dash King

Dash Emperor

Speed Emperor

[viscid kindle]

Doctor Wu?

[vernal cave]

Since King Crimson was localized to Emperor Crimson, it would be Speed Emperor

[sonic hollow]

lmao ripple

[vernal cave]

Physician Wu

Doc Wu

[viscid kindle]

Gaming Doctor

[sonic hollow]

doctor W

cause he never loses

[vernal cave]

Awaking 3 Leaves?

[sonic hollow]

probably just 3 leaves

[vernal cave]

Awakening Leaves

[sonic hollow]

wait no 3 leaves is the reference

awaking leaves might work

[viscid kindle]

Born this way?

[vernal cave]

Birth this way?

[viscid kindle]

There is somewhere already a localized name

[sonic hollow]

fuck no

[viscid kindle]

Hell nah

[vernal cave]

!w Born this way

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Born_This_Way

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Born This Way

Born This Way (ボーン・ディス・ウェイ, Bōn Disu Wei) is the Stand of Kei Nijimura, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[viscid kindle]

Die this way

[sonic hollow]

door this way

[viscid kindle]

That would be creative

Ok last one, Blue Hawaii.

[sonic hollow]

blue guam

[viscid kindle]

Vulcan Hawaii

[sacred dove]

!w wonder of u

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Wonder_of_U

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Wonder of U

Wonder of U (ワンダー・オブ・U(ユー), Wandā Obu Yū) is the Stand of Tooru featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, and introduced in the "The Wonder of You" story arc.

[sacred dove]

didn't know I could do that

[hidden lichen]

jojolion sucks

[sonic hollow]

ok

[fickle matrix]

ok

[placid swift]

what if they changed it to I Am an Island just for shits and gigs

[placid swift]

nah that would remove the 'king' from the name

that means jobin no longer higashikata family

[placid swift]

Blue Lagoon

ez

man always wanted a blue lagoon, so name his stand blue lagoon

[fathom karma]

jobin is adopted

[minor ore]

all of the higashikatas have king in their stand names dont they

[ornate fiber]

Read Part 8

[tame plover]

Some if you squint your eyes

[minor ore]

i am too busy

reading stone ocean

[minor ore]

which might be my favourite part

[ornate fiber]

Based

BAAAASED

[tame plover]

You have grown and became wise, I am very proud of you

[minor ore]

thank you storm

ive got the link to fully translated jorge joestar

[short slate]

[magic ice]

hi enghlish men

[short slate]

hey frenchman

[magic ice]

yeah you right

[spiral walrus]

WoU is like the coolest stand ever

[tame plover]

nah

[short slate]

nah

[spiral walrus]

nvm

[magic ice]

one of the coolest

[spiral walrus]

hell yeaaa

[short slate]

nkc is cooler

[spiral walrus]

someone agrees

I like how the first instance of joshu using nut king call intentionally is using it to undress yasuho

[magic ice]

nkc is beautiful but joshu is bad

[short slate]

[dense marsh]

😭😭

[sinful bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/jobin-jojolands-chapter2-jojolion-jojo-gif-22766794

[tulip bolt]

bruh

epic revive

[thin torrent]

I didn't get it

[sinful bramble]

Jobin rising from the dead

It’s to make fun of the people that refused to believe Jobin was dead

[thin torrent]

and JoJolands chapter 2..

[tulip bolt]

jojolands when

[sinful bramble]

When jojo lands

[alpine trench]

How Jojolands

[thin torrent]

Who JoJoLands

[spark cave]

Joubin can stay dead for all I care

[hard meteor]

2 year old message

[spark cave]

don't care still a Joubin fan

[minor ore]

why the hell is he that color

[sinful bramble]

From his flesh rotting or something

[minor ore]

😐

diavolors lice…

[sinful bramble]

I don’t care how you feel about Jobin as long as you don’t hate on his beetles

[spark cave]

Oh no his Beetles are fine

[hexed root]

[spark cave]

they didn't betray their family thinking they were on the "right" path

[sinful bramble]

Good

[minor ore]

they did it for fun?

wat are u saying

[alpine trench]

They did it for the memes

Norisuke is old, he probably hated those sweet dogo memes, he had to be put down

[spiral walrus]

jobin was really cool

[sinful bramble]

[fluid mango]

He was

The final shot of his fate was brutal

His bloody corpse

[spiral walrus]

never using a pen ever again

only pencils now

[fluid mango]

Wait is that what killed Jobin I forgot

[sinful bramble]

No

A can of hair spray did

[fluid mango]

He died by WoU

What is the pen referencing

Part 3

Part 4

[sinful bramble]

Idk

Maybe they think a pen killed Jobin

Which it didn’t

[fluid mango]

Jobin just wanted the safety of his family

And that's what killed him

[sinful bramble]

Then again the way he tried to provide that safety was pretty questionable

[thin torrent]

part 4 I think

[fluid mango]

Yeah smuggling fruits is not the best way

[alpine trench]

Yeah the guy panicked

[spark cave]

I'm saying that Joubin fans are shit

just like the Character they are a fan of

[alpine trench]

Felt more sorry for him than for Norisuke tbh

[sonic hollow]

L

[alpine trench]

I like Jobin and he is a better character than every doc rock villain combined

Sorry not sorry

[sinful bramble]

Imagine saying Joubin instead of Jobin

[alpine trench]

ups

[sonic hollow]

imagine liking jobin

[spark cave]

I'm never calling Joubin J*bin

doesn't deserve it

[spiral walrus]

i swear it was a pen

im probably misremembering

[alpine trench]

such a sad death

[rugged stream]

Such a W death

[alpine trench]

Imagine killing your father, seeing your own family afraid of you and then getting killed by a can of hair spray

[sinful bramble]

Or “killing”

[rugged stream]

Common Araki W

[alpine trench]

[rugged stream]

also Norisuke ain't dead

[alpine trench]

yeah but Im sure he thought so

[spark cave]

https://tenor.com/view/karma-gif-11390832

[alpine trench]

I find it funny how the coloring makes Jobin blood look like wine

[pallid flower]

What

Really?

I haven't read the colored version

[alpine trench]

I mean look at it

it's purple

[rugged stream]

If that was smoother that animation would be extremely good ngl

[spark cave]

yeah

[rugged stream]

Araki do be celebrating his W

Shueisha rather

[alpine trench]

NOOOO

[rugged stream]

also it looks more Velvet than purple

[spark cave]

Does blood from Internal bleeding look more like Velvet than red?

[alpine trench]

You would expect me to know from all the killing I've doing
But sadly I don't

[tame plover]

jojo

[sinful bramble]

07

[vernal cave]

Doggy Style = Dog Style

[rare vale]

yeah ig