jojolion

[flint blaze]

nah Josuke>Josuke, he just punches him to death

[tulip bolt]

they punch themself to death

i also think kira is better than kira

[flint blaze]

nah i disagree, kira>kira

[tulip bolt]

um don't think so kira have better explosion

[hard meteor]

kira clears im afraid

[flint blaze]

minimum age, most prefectures punish 'indecent acts' below 16

[flint blaze]

also thats cap

kira is way smarter

so he uses his explosions better

[tulip bolt]

eh can i have the laws pls

just for check

[tulip bolt]

false kira is not that good i like the move with sheer heart attack

that the other kira make

[flint blaze]

you don't like the bubble bomb that kira uses

[tulip bolt]

what bubbles bombs what's that

[flint blaze]

the bubble bombs

[tulip bolt]

he never use them

[tame plover]

Shimy mad capping

[tulip bolt]

thank you Storm

[tame plover]

Kq8 absolutely overpowers kq4 and oh Dr. Kira my beloved

https://tenor.com/view/popopo-gif-24095684

[tulip bolt]

anyway it was a joke

[tame plover]

Surpeme kira

[tulip bolt]

make the meme

[flint blaze]

it's on the wikipedia article, the bylaws

[flint blaze]

this kira is the worst kira

[tulip bolt]

i search i search is that in the civil code ?

[flint blaze]

'Bylaws for Protecting and Nurturing Adolescents'

[tulip bolt]

ok but is that in the civil code or not

[tame plover]

What are you talking abt anyways

[flint blaze]

i'd assume not because they're local laws

[tulip bolt]

the legal age in Japan

[tame plover]

13 are allowed with people up to 18

And then 18+ with anyone beyond

[hard meteor]

light solos both kiras

[tame plover]

Specially Kira4 saying his fucking name every 4 seconds

[hard meteor]

fr lmao

[flint blaze]

cap

[tulip bolt]

so if i understand well if you have 13 you are allowed with people up to 18 but if they are +18 it's illegal

[minor ore]

light solos ppl that bring up who solos who

[flint blaze]

both kiras body light no diff

[tame plover]

yes

(and for the 13 there has to be some parental agreement or some shit iirc)

Not sure 100% about the ()

[tulip bolt]

ok so it's basically like in France but in France it's 15 and people +18 are allowed with the agreement of the parents

[tame plover]

bassicly

Also depends on different states/cities

But that's the minimum

[flint blaze]

ayo you're a dod, just noticed

[tame plover]

I am

Has been a while since we chatted zero lol

[tulip bolt]

hum there are a lot of laws i continue to search but i would like if you send me the law text

[flint blaze]

yeah

[minor ore]

Bruh why delete

[tulip bolt]

dawn i can't find it

but it's kinda weird

hum bruh why am i still on that lmao

[tulip bolt]

what did you write ?

[minor ore]

Here I'll DM

!w Kei Nijimura

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Kei_Nijimura

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Kei Nijimura

Kei Nijimura (虹村 京, Nijimura Kei) is a secondary ally featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. Appearing as an antagonist in the "Paisley Park and Born This Way" story arc, she then becomes an ally in "The Wonder of You (Your Miraculous Love)" story arc.

[short slate]

😋

[placid swift]

jobin gave maako's daughter a one-way trip to the orphanage

i love the image of norisuke just chillin with glasses reading the newspaper like a normal dad

[tulip bolt]

Maako ?

[spark plover]

Probably meant makorin

[placid swift]

yea

that's what ojiro calls her

[short slate]

That one guy jobin killed

[tulip bolt]

x) i love that moment i was satisfied

[placid swift]

blessed image of joshu at the table

what a well-mannered gentleman he is

[spark plover]

Don't forget the fish sausages

[placid swift]

look at the refined way he drinks that cup

[tulip bolt]

wait why Daiya have a phone, she don't supposed to be almost blind

araki forgot 💀

[spark plover]

Blind people can also use phones

[tulip bolt]

bruh how

[placid swift]

vibration intensifies

[spark plover]

There's an app that tells them what's on the screen

[short slate]

Daiya is seen doing many thing blind people cant fo

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/sueñitosgifs-traumatized-mr-incredible-los-increibles-meme-gif-24305569

ayo cursed

[placid swift]

daiya sus

[tulip bolt]

CKB hide power

[tulip bolt]

useful

[short slate]

CKBC*

[tulip bolt]

... what's the last C

i'm not so cultured

[rugged stream]

Chan

[short slate]

California king bed chan

[tulip bolt]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dawn why i don't know that my fucking homescreen of my phone have that image

[short slate]

Fr

Daiya is your wall paper

[tulip bolt]

bruh yes srry i know you don't like her

[short slate]

[tulip bolt]

x)

srry i know you hate her

but i don't

[short slate]

I dont hate her

[tulip bolt]

oh and i it can help you i have George Harrison on the other screen of my phone

[tulip bolt]

;-; if i remember well you say : "she can burn in hell"

so if it's not hate idk what it is

[short slate]

I think i meant her fans

[tulip bolt]

i'm not a fan just like the character

but also thank you i think

hope you won't wish me that happen to me x)

[placid swift]

puberty hit rai harder than go beyond

[tulip bolt]

well he live alone so that's not very a problem

[placid swift]

YO WTF JOSHU

i forgot he looked like this at the beginning

[tulip bolt]

chad but lmao you know how to read japanese

[placid swift]

you simply don't read joshu's words, you feel them

gotta remember every single line he says

[sinful bramble]

He is sex

[tulip bolt]

ok

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[spark plover]

Josuke4s mom is the bigger sex

[placid swift]

damn joshu is studying sociology? why would peak sigma male want to learn from the interactions of lesser beta humans

[slow gyro]

Hi

[tulip bolt]

sup

[tame plover]

so much sex

[spark plover]

Indeed

[tulip bolt]

Joseph we understand you

[spark plover]

I finally understand why Joseph cheated on Suziq

[tulip bolt]

yeah we all know now

[spark plover]

Hazamada has big sex and slav energy

[tulip bolt]

😳

[short slate]

😭

[placid swift]

bRUH kira bought his damn hat like a day before he got killed

that's some shitty luck right there

he just got the hat and then he died

[short slate]

He dripped then drowned 😔

[placid swift]

he went out in style

[kind owl]

@placid swift, Your Stand Rank is now level 45 !

[placid swift]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[spark plover]

Did you purposely spell smorses instead of smores

[placid swift]

yasuho got bewbs

[placid swift]

i spelt it correctly wym

[tulip bolt]

lmao she's a women of course she have bewbs

[placid swift]

what are women

[spark plover]

Plural of woman

[flint blaze]

what is woman

[placid swift]

yea

[spark plover]

Dickn't

[flint blaze]

interesting

[tame plover]

Josuke bewbs

#memes-and-images

[tulip bolt]

🗿

hum maybe you hear about girls

[short slate]

😋

[tulip bolt]

😳

ayo

i know she's attractive but... ok she's

[spiral walrus]

me when tooru dies to literally nothing

[tulip bolt]

🗿

funny

i laught

🐝

[placid swift]

wonderous you

or they can just straight up call it miraculous love

wonderous you sounds more similar

'ous' sounds closer to 'of' than 'ful'

but there's no way the localizers will actually take the smart way, they'll probably just go with 'wonder u' or something

[crisp vigil]

mystery of thou

[minor ore]

Look how homeboy is standing

[tulip bolt]

zawn i love I Am A Rock design

[minor ore]

What is your pfp?!

[tulip bolt]

Dawko reference it's Buff Helpy

[alpine trench]

Shimy...

[tulip bolt]

?

[alpine trench]

The last Greeny enjoyer has fallen

[tulip bolt]

WHO

[alpine trench]

YOU

[tulip bolt]

WHAT

where you saw that

seriously

[alpine trench]

What was your last name again?

[crisp vigil]

A new greeny needs to arise

who will pick up the pieces

[tulip bolt]

Shimy (Greenya my beloved)

and Greenya was Daiya in Green from the pfp that i was using

[alpine trench]

Wait that name wasn't meant to symbolize your devotion for Greeny?

WHAT

IT WAS A LIE ALL THIS TIME?

[tulip bolt]

bro no sorry to dissapointed you

[flint blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[alpine trench]

I can't be the only one that thought that

@ornate fiber

[flint blaze]

nah i thought it too

[tulip bolt]

bro i though it was easy to understand

lmao

[alpine trench]

My mind is broken

[flint blaze]

just saw greeny and didnt pay attention to the rest

[alpine trench]

I thought it said Greeny my beloved

[tulip bolt]

sorry my friend

ahah i'm not that close to greeny

[alpine trench]

It can't be...

The legacy of Greeny died long ago

[tulip bolt]

actually when he left

[alpine trench]

When Arson got banned

Left? idk

[tulip bolt]

seriously lmao why

anyway many good people left

[alpine trench]

@tranquil flax the greeny generation has died out, sooner than we expected

[tulip bolt]

it's kinda sad

[alpine trench]

It is

[tulip bolt]

hey wanna here a uncanny fact

[alpine trench]

Thinking about leaving this server now

Sure Shimy

[tulip bolt]

i'm doing homework...

...at 2 am

[tranquil flax]

Damn that sucks :’)

I’m gonna
Go to sleep again

[alpine trench]

Well thanks for coming

[tulip bolt]

also hello arsonist

[alpine trench]

Sorry if ping disturbed u but I felt like this was important

[tulip bolt]

it was

and it is

[tranquil flax]

Hello :)

Wrong emoji

[tranquil flax]

It’s fine man
I’m stuck at home :’)

[tulip bolt]

lmao

[tulip bolt]

seriously why

[tranquil flax]

I gravely suspect that I may have covid

[tulip bolt]

oh man

good luck

[tranquil flax]

I’ll survive …

[tulip bolt]

for me it's good my mom is negative

[alpine trench]

Hey Arson covid partners 😎

[tulip bolt]

you too

[alpine trench]

yup

If we go down, then we go down together

[tulip bolt]

bruh i'm the only guy fine here or what

[tranquil flax]

I was fine yesterday
No longer fine

I WILL recover… by gathering all the magical energy

[minor ore]

Josuke prt 8 solos

[alpine trench]

Good people didn't left the server, they died out

[tulip bolt]

ah this feeling : yesterday all your problems seems so far away

[tulip bolt]

how sad

well we still have S'mores

so it's fine

[alpine trench]

And Ripples

[tranquil flax]

Smores n ripple will be our resident good peoples

[brave geyser]

yes

[alpine trench]

And Ash

[brave geyser]

yay 😊

[tulip bolt]

we are a big family

we must stay strong together

[alpine trench]

Some of us might die

But those that stand will be stronger than ever

[tulip bolt]

well in the end we're all gonna die so it doesn't matter just live your life

and a happy one

[brave geyser]

i won't

[alpine trench]

It's not about waiting for your death
It's about killing the most amount of blue names while u live

[tulip bolt]

don't be so pessimist

[tulip bolt]

i'm with you

[brave geyser]

i'll watch you kill them

[tulip bolt]

hum we have a problem

[alpine trench]

Thanks ash, don't tell the police tho

[tulip bolt]

what if a mod have a blue name

[alpine trench]

The bigger they are, the harder they fall

[tulip bolt]

that's motherfucking beautiful

i check the twitter account of KFC spain and it's fucking hilarious

it's the funniest community manager that i've ever seen

what do you think of it

[ornate fiber]

WHAT

[minor ore]

i hate kfc

[tulip bolt]

bruh L kfc are the best

[alpine trench]

Don't be like that Smores I never ping u

[minor ore]

kfc gave me food poisoning

[tulip bolt]

KFC give me good meal

[ornate fiber]

No I know buddy but tell me what happened

Hey Shimy! Long time no see!

[alpine trench]

Wanted to ask you if U thought Shimy was a greeny supporter too

[ornate fiber]

WHY ARE YOU A SMORES APP-

[minor ore]

i was vomiting for a solid 4 hours

[ornate fiber]

Jesus christ

[ornate fiber]

Never. Greeny always decked them ✋💀

[minor ore]

oh dear are you okay

[minor ore]

im fine now

hey s'mores guess what

okay that's good

[tulip bolt]

i'm in France so the sanitary rules are very exigent here idk in what country you are but it not seems good

[minor ore]

Australia

[tulip bolt]

hum ok cuz in France it must be perfect or it close or not after a little investigation

[alpine trench]

So did he to me
But I never stopped supporting him
I guess I thought shimy was the same

[minor ore]

France oh my lord You'll get better soon

[tulip bolt]

hello

[ornate fiber]

Bonjour~

[ornate fiber]

I got no idea tbh

[minor ore]

hey smores guess what

chicken butt

[ornate fiber]

chicken butt

[minor ore]

guess who chicken poo

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yoongi2swag-gif-20319467

[tulip bolt]

ok time for french lesson : hey or hi can be translate as "salut"

[minor ore]

but smores

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-looking-confused-the-rock-gif-21978284

[ornate fiber]

THEN SALUT

[ornate fiber]

Yes my g

[minor ore]

fuck you

[alpine trench]

WA

[tulip bolt]

ouch how rude

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laughing-out-loud-laughing-and-crying-rudol-von-stroheim-jojo-gif-21431523

[tulip bolt]

[minor ore]

uh oh

[alpine trench]

Only Annasui can have that name >:C

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-josuke-higashikata-jojo-jojolion-gappy-gif-21261664

[minor ore]

western australia or washington

[minor ore]

Is that sailor moon

[ornate fiber]

Yes

She’s so pretty

She has 4 balls

[minor ore]

he has a sailor outfit so it must be sailor moon

looks like Josuke ngl

[minor ore]

hell yeah

[tulip bolt]

🤯 genius

[minor ore]

josuke has great hair thats not josuke idot

[alpine trench]

It's actually jojo, but you wouldn't know
It's a mid manga that got lost decades ago

[minor ore]

I'm sorry

[tulip bolt]

*century

[ornate fiber]

He’s right tho

[minor ore]

this is josuke

[alpine trench]

ew

[tulip bolt]

no that's Josuke

it's not the same thing

[minor ore]

theres only 1 joske smh

Josuke v Josuke

[ornate fiber]

Preach

[minor ore]

why would there be 2 josukes

[alpine trench]

One is Josuke
The other is josuke, they are not the same

[minor ore]

that seams silly

[tulip bolt]

let's go 1 vs 1 rust

[alpine trench]

There are 2 Jonathans

[minor ore]

modern warfare>black opps

[minor ore]

no thats silly why would there be 2 jonathans

[tulip bolt]

ok if you want i don't really play CoD because i'm pretty bad at it

[minor ore]

modern warfare is way better than black ops

[alpine trench]

Both suck

[tulip bolt]

but the remaster of modern warfare was cool

[minor ore]

then what game do you play

[ornate fiber]

Finally

A S’mores hater

I respect you

[tulip bolt]

it happen

[minor ore]

I HATE SMORES

GRRRR FUCK YOU

[tulip bolt]

but i can't hate him

[minor ore]

is this whole server in love with you or something

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

shes good at singing

[ornate fiber]

I don’t know

[minor ore]

i got her singing videos right here

[ornate fiber]

But I’m pretty well known around here

Nice to meet you, Goog. Aka fellow goth men enjoyer.

[tulip bolt]

seriously S'mores is a singer

[ornate fiber]

NO

[ornate fiber]

shUT UP ABOUT MY COVICE

[minor ore]

she is great at singing

[ornate fiber]

WHY IS THAY IN TROLLING

[minor ore]

I'd say this is why but also a sign you're a great person 😄

[minor ore]

yes hello hello

[ornate fiber]

WHAT THE HELL 89 THOUSAND

[minor ore]

if she ever deleted those videos i have them MP4 saved and i would re-upload them

[tulip bolt]

eh in case it may be surprising but i'm a singer (in my music class)

[ornate fiber]

Abbacchio is one of the best characters, you have taste 🙏

[minor ore]

I love abbacchio

[ornate fiber]

YOOO SING SOMETIME!

[minor ore]

Same to you dear

[whole finch]

once upon a time

[ornate fiber]

My goodness you’re really nice

[tulip bolt]

i do my first concert in december

it was really cool

[ornate fiber]

Send it to usss

[minor ore]

you should do a cover of STONE OCEAN - Smos cover - Youtube

[ornate fiber]

👀

[minor ore]

Sorry if I'm going too far

[tulip bolt]

where

[ornate fiber]

NO NO, i meant it as a compliment because nice people who are new are not here often. I hope you enjoy your prolonged stay here!

[minor ore]

Leave as soon as possible

My prolonged haha thanks, I'll try to survive the masses

not being mean or anything but you'll do better off without this server

[whole finch]

@minor ore

stay

its cool

[ornate fiber]

I agree

[tulip bolt]

so where can i send it ?

[minor ore]

this server gave me depression

[whole finch]

💀

[minor ore]

so leave asap

[minor ore]

Probably but I'm lonely

[ornate fiber]

If you ever need help don’t be afraid to ping me even if I’m offline like my friends here

[minor ore]

he he he he

[minor ore]

Sounds like a plan, thank you!

I will not hesitate to spam ping you any time S'mores

[ornate fiber]

Especially you buddy

[tulip bolt]

chad move

[minor ore]

S'mores you should have a discord server

so then i can join and spam

[tulip bolt]

[minor ore]

Good luck

[minor ore]

Thanks

this is all jokes btw goog me and smores are best friends

BBF's forever huh

[tulip bolt]

i think we understand that lmao

or you will be mute i think

[minor ore]

I figured but tension should never be taken lightly, at least in my opinion

[tulip bolt]

well you see this server is heaven there is no tension at all in here

[minor ore]

yep Best Best Friends Forever

[tulip bolt]

just kidding it's ww3 here

[minor ore]

Sounds lovely

[tulip bolt]

it is

[minor ore]

I'll make use of my time here 😄

[tulip bolt]

yeah

[minor ore]

press the leave button asap

ok but only if you do it first

[tulip bolt]

oh no i love war

i play fortnite and it's a very good war simulator

[ornate fiber]

Naaaa

[tulip bolt]

just kidding lmao

[minor ore]

everyone should have 1 i have one

[ornate fiber]

NO WAYYY

[minor ore]

fortnite is an accurate representation of WW3

[minor ore]

WAYYY

owning a server is hard

[tulip bolt]

me too but not active at all, only #meme is active

[tulip bolt]

if it's big with thousands of guys yes it is

the mod are doing great here

[ornate fiber]

It isssss

Too much responsibility

[tulip bolt]

that's why i never want to be a mod

[minor ore]

Good on you for what you're doing already, I assume (helper) isn't for nothing

[ornate fiber]

I genuinely wanted to help this server

I still make mistakes but thankfully everyone else has been helpful!

[short slate]

You do more than alot of the staff

[elder sparrow]

this server goated way better than the aot server 💀

i was in that shit and it was trash

[ornate fiber]

I am only there for emojis

[short slate]

This isnt much better

[ornate fiber]

I tried to chat once

Big ass mistake

[elder sparrow]

oh you’d be surprised

[minor ore]

aot is mid

[elder sparrow]

ye

[tulip bolt]

aot casual cringe

[short slate]

Your name is mid

[tulip bolt]

so true

[minor ore]

hey smores

FUCK YOU

[ornate fiber]

Fuck you too

[tulip bolt]

...

[ornate fiber]

Yes. But gah damn i have anime hype fever

[heavy ledge]

the hell is going on here

[short slate]

Hey jose

[heavy ledge]

no bews

[short slate]

😔

[tulip bolt]

nothing

[ornate fiber]

[tulip bolt]

[short slate]

Never bews 🍞 😭

[heavy ledge]

next month there will be bews i promise

[tulip bolt]

Araki give us part 9

[ornate fiber]

You talked to Araki?

Holy shit thank you José 🙏

[tulip bolt]

Let's go send him words of support and presents for everything he made

[heavy ledge]

yw

[minor ore]

what

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

oh sweet I have stand power

I'll kill araki

for making mid trash

[heavy ledge]

you are mid

[tulip bolt]

too bad part 8 will never be resolved

[minor ore]

isnt it finished

[tulip bolt]

yes but i think part 9 will be like one or two years after

maybe much

[minor ore]

im gonna kill araki

[tulip bolt]

🇬 🇴 ahead

[minor ore]

Araki will kill you first

[tulip bolt]

STANDO POWER

[minor ore]

No lol

araki is a feeble old man

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/freeze-troll-unfunny-gif-22371650

remind me he can die

[minor ore]

Araki is 61

[spark current]

But still a hamon user

[minor ore]

nope

hes just asian\

[sage pewter]

[minor ore]

imagine if part 8 is an actual part where they sail the seas lmao

[cedar kraken]

just because josuke and kira wear sailor clothes?

[minor ore]

yeah

[cedar kraken]

fair

[minor ore]

thats what i thought before i read the part

[cedar kraken]

same

i was dissapointed

[minor ore]

yeah

it could've been very very bizzare on sea

with ships

and pirates

pirate stand users

[cedar kraken]

the story would be very different

[minor ore]

oh wait pirates dont exist in 90s dont they

[minor ore]

maybe they could travel the seas to find a cure for the curse or smthing

[cedar kraken]

jojolion isn't in the 90s

[minor ore]

2011?

i think its 2011

probably

[cedar kraken]

how would that work

[cedar kraken]

yep

[minor ore]

!w Rai Mamezuku

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Rai_Mamezuku

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Rai Mamezuku

Rai Mamezuku (豆銑 礼, Mamezuku Rai) is a primary ally featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[cedar kraken]

the third best part 8 character

[cedar kraken]

@fluid mango Tooru

jobin is far better

[fluid mango]

Yes Jobin goated

[cedar kraken]

indeed

Tooru is so shit

[fluid mango]

His stand may not be able to cause a calamity but being able to heat something up through touch is powerful

[cedar kraken]

He's not even top 10 jojo antagonists

[cedar kraken]

the only good thing about tooru is his stand

[fluid mango]

Yeah WoU is cool

[cedar kraken]

he's a 5/10 max

[short slate]

If tooru had better build up he wouldnt ve so bad

[elder sparrow]

drippiest looking stand

[elder sparrow]

sheesh

lmao

[fluid mango]

Also love your pfp, weather is beautiful man

[spark current]

ZA WONDER OF U!

[cedar kraken]

nothing can fix him

He showed up so late

[kind owl]

@rare vale, Your Stand Rank is now level 15 !

[halcyon stag]

True or fake ?

[rare vale]

fake ofc

[cedar kraken]

beautiful

[rare vale]

ikr

moving to next part now

[cedar kraken]

part 9 already released

[minor ore]

Huh

Btw

What's rokakaka fruit

basically drugs

[ornate fiber]

Did you read Jojolion

[ornate fiber]

Shhhh non-manga reader

[minor ore]

its a magic soda drink that gives you every stand ability

[minor ore]

No

[sinful bramble]

Then read it

[minor ore]

read it then

[cedar kraken]

a fruit

[minor ore]

F u

its a fruit under the rokakaka

What r those humanoid rocks

[cedar kraken]

what

[minor ore]

No u

[cedar kraken]

are you good?

[minor ore]

Angelo or Kars

[cedar kraken]

rock humans

[minor ore]

The one who kills Johnny

[cedar kraken]

the disease?

[ornate fiber]

LMFAO

[minor ore]

No the virus

[ornate fiber]

Read Jojolion

[minor ore]

Too long

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[cedar kraken]

tbh Johnny should've stayed alive

No one gives a shit about his kid

[ornate fiber]

Leave’im

[minor ore]

What is johnny to josuke au?

Grandson?

[ornate fiber]

Why don’t you just read it

Like

[cedar kraken]

so kira is related to johnny

and kira is half of josuke

[brave geyser]

ok its kinda spoilers so ill say it here ||read jojolion and you'll find out||

[cedar kraken]

he would need to read like 80 chapters

[ornate fiber]

Poor guy.

They have to read.

It’s really hard to read :\

[cedar kraken]

reading 3000 pages of a shit manga is hard

[minor ore]

I saw manga

All I say is the earthquake

[cedar kraken]

what

[minor ore]

JUST TELL ME WHAT IS JOHNNU TO JOSUKE AU?

[cedar kraken]

chill

Half of Josuke is kira

And kira's mother is holie

[minor ore]

and half of josuke is jojo

[cedar kraken]

and she's Joseph's daughter

And joseph is Johnny's grandson

[brave geyser]

||read and you'll get your answer||

[minor ore]

So does "Kars" happen

[ornate fiber]

Dude

Read

[minor ore]

Fine

[cedar kraken]

you're high

[ornate fiber]

God

These dumb questions are killing me

[minor ore]

But if its all about an earth quake I'm no reading

U know if johnny came to main universe

[cedar kraken]

no one cares if you don't want to read it

[brave geyser]

poor helpers

forced to see them all

[minor ore]

He would be josukes great great grand uncle

So poor server, imagine if someone msgs in p3 jotaro dies in p6..

[cedar kraken]

he doesn't die

[minor ore]

He does

[cedar kraken]

Hmm no

[minor ore]

no he doesnt

Then wut?

[cedar kraken]

he dies

[minor ore]

he is merely reincarnated

[cedar kraken]

but then pucci resets the universe and he gets erased

[minor ore]

BTW why isn't giorno attracted to duo bone?

he too busy

Duo bone*

[cedar kraken]

have you read the part 6 manga

[minor ore]

Yes

[cedar kraken]

i highly doubt that

[minor ore]

i highly doubt he can read

[cedar kraken]

it said that giorno might be somewhere in florida

[kind owl]

@cedar kraken, Your Stand Rank is now level 26 !

[cedar kraken]

same

[brave geyser]

that was added after

by shueshia or something

[minor ore]

Does it say in manga?

[brave geyser]

not araki

[cedar kraken]

because araki forgot

[ornate fiber]

Yeah his editors

[ornate fiber]

Nah he didn’t

He never even mentioned Giorno again.

[minor ore]

Then WHO TF SAYS GIORNO IS IN FLORIDA!!!!!!!¡

[brave geyser]

^

[cedar kraken]

he probably dislikes giorno

that's why he made him the worst jojo

[ornate fiber]

You sure

[cedar kraken]

very sure

[ornate fiber]

In a 2004 poll… Giorno ranked 3rd or 5th.

as his favourite character I think

Josuke first.

Jotaro was the 8th

Bruno was the third I think

[cedar kraken]

what a shit list

[brave geyser]

whos second

[cedar kraken]

if it doesn't match mine it's terrible

[brave geyser]

so true

wait most importantly

where's rohan

[minor ore]

araki frogot moment

[minor ore]

in japan

[brave geyser]

thats a very strange rank

never seen that system used before

(i meant where he was on araki and ak's favourite character list)

[ornate fiber]

Shigechi is the top 10

[minor ore]

Anubis

[cedar kraken]

i never thought his list could get worse

[ornate fiber]

[cedar kraken]

he made jojo and has such a terrible list

disappointing

[brave geyser]

he didn't even make it

[cedar kraken]

what did he make

[brave geyser]

he copied it from otaro maijo

[cedar kraken]

who the fuck is he

[brave geyser]

bruh u dont even know who started jojo

[cedar kraken]

i never heard of him

[brave geyser]

hes the person who originally made jojo

then araki did all this spinoff bullshit

and people give him all the credit

[minor ore]

Stop lying

[cedar kraken]

really

Is that why phantom blood was so shit

[brave geyser]

no

phantom blood is one of arakis

[minor ore]

So what of Jojo did the other guy create?

[brave geyser]

the original

[cedar kraken]

i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

[brave geyser]

and the canon

[minor ore]

U mean ova?

So what is the canon

Who's the main oc

[cedar kraken]

it says that he made the jorge joestar book

[minor ore]

??

[brave geyser]

yeah

[minor ore]

yeah and then araki stole his work

[cedar kraken]

In 2012

[minor ore]

yep

then araki stole his work

[cedar kraken]

he stole his work in 2012?

[minor ore]

Did he make the concept of hamon and stands?

[brave geyser]

and more

but araki cut some of it out

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-stanley-did-i-stutter-sarcasm-gif-3537210

[brave geyser]

to try and hide that he copied it

[minor ore]

he made the concept of made in heaven ultimate requiem and then araki stole the stand idea and the idea for requiem

[cedar kraken]

yea

he went 30 years into the future

[minor ore]

araki clearly stole Otaro's work

within a month he already ripped of Jorge and made the horrific "phantom blood"

[brave geyser]

ugh

disgusting

[placid swift]

clearly the funniest valentine is superior to funny valentine

[minor ore]

It says it was made in celebration of Jojo's 25th anniversary

[minor ore]

never believe wikipedia

[placid swift]

only believe wikipedia when it supports your views

[minor ore]

also it was 25 days

[placid swift]

lmao

[minor ore]

No it's in your 1st pic

19+25=8

[placid swift]

25 day anniversary

[brave geyser]

yeah

[minor ore]

never believe jojowiki

[brave geyser]

25 anniversary

25 days

[minor ore]

lol

[placid swift]

25 minute anniversary

[minor ore]

What's 1+1?

[placid swift]

jojo is at its 35th minute anniversary

[minor ore]

3

[placid swift]

0

[minor ore]

Correct

To day is opposite day

So basically1-1 also use brackets to say something Un opposite

Now don't guess 2÷2

[minor ore]

since u said its opposite day

its not opposite day

but since its not opposite day

then it would be opposite day

hence, creation of a wormhole

(nice)

Not nice

[cedar kraken]

he stole his work after phantom blood

That's why phantom blood is shit compared to the other parts

[minor ore]

I believe the term is paradox

A worm hole is a structure linking disparate points in spacetime

[minor ore]

📠

[minor ore]

Also, screw this whole pizza fan vs. fry enthusiast thing. It’s all about Melon Parfait

[sinful bramble]

Jelly and Whipped Cream my beloved

[minor ore]

i hate melons soo

[cedar kraken]

imagine hating melons

[minor ore]

I wanna say based and red pilled, but you’re just on the no fly list

[placid swift]

araki must've done some wild research to write all this

[timber terrace]

Guys im currently at part 4 so what tf is jojolion?

[alpine trench]

It's part 8, it's about a Lion named Jokas

He goes on adventures in Russia defeating Putin minions

[minor ore]

Fr fr. Sounds tasty too

Imo

[minor ore]

Yeah, what Giorno said

[short slate]

Keep watching part 4, then 5, then 6, then reafd 6, then 7, then 8

[alpine trench]

The 4th step is important

[minor ore]

Do u know the meaning of a paradox?

[deep jasper]

Ok so I feel like I’m being gaslighted

The maid

Kira’s sister

What is her name?

Is it Kei or Kyo?

Cause I clearly remember her being Kyo

But now everywhere I see it’s Kei

Nevermind found an answer

[sinful bramble]

It’s Kei

[tame plover]

k(e)ing

[sinful bramble]

It was written as Kyo for a long time

A better question is: Is “Going Underground” or “Born this Way” a better name for her Stand?

[tame plover]

born

because

. . .

[agile zephyr]

Lady Gaga

[tame plover]

yes

Of course

[agile zephyr]

Enough said

[tame plover]

Gaga lady

lady gaga

ad gaga

radio gaga

AAAAAAAAAAA

[tulip bolt]

bruh

i prefer going underground

[sinful bramble]

Going Underground feels more like something Araki would name a Stand, and it matches her hat

[tame plover]

don't care

born this way is epic

[tulip bolt]

yeah and the song is 🤌

anyway now it's born underground

or going this way

[tame plover]

going this way

fuck

[tulip bolt]

joseph accurate move

[short slate]

Any bews

[tulip bolt]

nope

[short slate]

😔

[vernal cave]

Wonder of You by Elvis is stuck in my head

[tulip bolt]

beautiful song

with the orchestra

🤌

[vernal cave]

Every time I see the comments it’s filled with Jojo related comments

Back then there was no Jojo in the 70s, now the song is a jojo reference.

[tulip bolt]

everything is a jojo ref

[vernal cave]

!w Wonder of U

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Wonder_of_U

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Wonder of U

Wonder of U (ワンダー・オブ・U(ユー), Wandā Obu Yū) is the Stand of Tooru featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, and introduced in the "The Wonder of You" story arc.

[vernal cave]

Hopefully jojo never dies

I want to see WoU animated

Hopefully they use Elvis song in the anime

I hope so, so that Elvis is canon to the Jojo universe

[alpine trench]

Day 6 of no Bews...

[ornate fiber]

Day 6?

You fool

It’s been months

[alpine trench]

Yeah but it's when I started to realize Ripple asks this everyday

[sinful bramble]

He started asking it way before 6 days ago

On his old account

But these 6 days have been consecutive

[alpine trench]

Exactly

Will tomorrow give some bews to ripple?

Who knows

But if there aren't I will make sure to tell him

[short slate]

🙏

[fluid mango]

What's a bew

[tame plover]

Pray for ripple to get bews some day

[fluid mango]

What's a bew

[sinful bramble]

Something ripple should receive

[fluid mango]

But what is it

[alpine trench]

Something Ripple deserves

[fluid mango]

So ripple should receive a flock of partridges

Cuz apparently that's what a bew is

[sinful bramble]

Only, we’re talking about bews

Not a bew

[fluid mango]

Then what's a bews

Is it something ripple should receive

[sinful bramble]

Indeed

[short slate]

It all started here

[ornate fiber]

I hope Ripple gets some b||ews :[||

[minor ore]

Question. Should I (1) work out and get my Josuke 8 bod or (2) read this dang book.

[short slate]

Both

[minor ore]

That’s the plan, but what first?

[fluid mango]

Bew

s

[ornate fiber]

Books

[minor ore]

Aight

[spark plover]

Work out while you are listening to a audio book

[minor ore]

Hmmmmmm

Would anyone like to read JOJOLION to me on VC while I workout? 😂

[short slate]

Hard to read a manga to someone

[spark plover]

Wish i could do that but i don't feel comfortable talking to strangers

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

That’s why it would be both impressive and funny

Anyways. I’ll work out.. then read.

Thanks for the help y’all

[spark plover]

Good luck
https://c.tenor.com/epNMHGvRyHcAAAAM/gigachad-chad.gif

[fresh blaze]

Why did rina get hard

[short slate]

Huh

[fresh blaze]

Disease

Made her head hard

Also did the corpse just become love train

[short slate]

It merged with lucy creating love train

[fresh blaze]

Did jobin fuck his mom

[minor ore]

No

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

what makes you think that

[fresh blaze]

Son of jobin and mitsuba

[minor ore]

Mitsuba is the wife

Kaato is his mom

[fresh blaze]

Oh shit

[karmic pelican]

would have been an interesting direction for jojolion

[fresh blaze]

It says that right there

I thought she was the mom

[minor ore]

Whoops haha

[fresh blaze]

So who’s the mother

Dead?

[sonic hollow]

she comes in later

[karmic pelican]

it’s shown later

she becomes somewhat relevant

[sinful bramble]

Best image of Jobin ever

[sonic hollow]

[JH]

[hard meteor]

nah this is

[karmic pelican]

that’s jarbin hishashigata

[tulip bolt]

jerkbin higashikata

[heavy ledge]

no bews

i said next month i promise

[bitter elk]

is part 8 our?

out?

manga

[ornate fiber]

Yes

[bitter elk]

someone send the link

[sonic hollow]

has been for 10 years

[ornate fiber]

Pins

[karmic pelican]

best jojolion character

[hard meteor]

fax cant wait when they come back for part 9

[vernal cave]

Wu?

[sonic hollow]

mitsubas kid

other kid

[short slate]

Avdol challenge

[vernal cave]

Mitsuba’s kid, as in Tsurugi?

[hard meteor]

the other kid

[sonic hollow]

shes pregnant with another one

[short slate]

I wish

[sinful bramble]

Mitsuba is pregnant in JoJolion

They’re talking about the Fetus

[minor ore]

It's the same situation as the liars paradox

Where the statement contridicts itself

For it to be true it must be false

[minor ore]

no

[spiral walrus]

Jo bi(de)n

[paper shore]

Was

[sonic hollow]

no the babies back after she traded her nose

[paper shore]

Wait rlly

I dont remember that

[alpine trench]

"Equivalent exchange"= Trades a living being for a nose

[brave geyser]

not rlly fair

noses are worth way more

[paper shore]

She can still breathe tho so

It’s actually a nice trade

A nose for a growing being

[alpine trench]

Who tf cares about breathing? The nose is the sexiest part of the body

[paper shore]

????

[brave geyser]

fax

[sonic hollow]

anything jobin says is a lie

[brave geyser]

but he gave us the best fight in the series

[alpine trench]

Are you perhaps refering to his call out on Mitsuba new sexy nose?

[paper shore]

Well he did like it

[alpine trench]

Of course he did

Have you seen it?

[paper shore]

Yes

It looks funky

[alpine trench]

Best nose in the series

Makes Pinocchio jealous

[paper shore]

Pinocchio

She’s still hella pretty tho

[fading atlas]

Jobin agrees

[paper shore]

He sure does

He was trying to get frisky

[ornate fiber]

He got damn frisky

[minor ore]

so how will yasuhos stand work without phones again

[sonic hollow]

its not limited to phones

[minor ore]

like they explained it similar to navigating doors but where does that lead from or signal to the user if not with a phone

like is a paper map gonna start talking to me or reveal like a yellow brick road like some wizard of oz type thing

[sonic hollow]

only works with technology

[minor ore]

damn

go beyond is like some metaverse shit if anyone can grasp the elusive awareness of the latter

[alpine trench]

Honestly, im not lying but for me of all the stands in Jojo Paisley Park is the most confusing stand of them all

!w Paisley Park

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Paisley_Park

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Paisley Park

Paisley Park (ペイズリー・パーク, Peizurī Pāku) is the Stand of Yasuho Hirose, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[tame grotto]

paisley park is pretty simple

its like siri and it can hack into shit

[minor ore]

Gappy solos

[paper shore]

Pretty much

It has a lot of potential

She can honestly use anything with an electrical current to her advantage

[karmic pelican]

paisley parks "choose one" gimmick is great

[kind owl]

@karmic pelican, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[alpine trench]

Yeah but also is able to give out directions based on the future, and possess an object like Upgrade from ben 10... it's very weird

[minor ore]

Shirtu

[alpine narwhal]

why Josuke spin?

yes

yes

shoulda done that first good

[sonic hollow]

its confirmed by araki

did you read the last page of jojolion

oh

that'd explain it

[native saffron]

guys i have a question, Spoiler Alert but ||how in the fuck did josuke beat wonder of u, like I'm so confused with the infinite spin of the bubbles or whatever||

[karmic pelican]

go beyond bubbles exist beyond reality and therefor aren’t “detected” by wonder of u

basically, it’s peak araki bullshit

[short slate]

Its not infinite spin at least no like johnnys

[native saffron]

lmao but like what makes it go beyond reality

cuz it seems just like a bubble bullet

[short slate]

It is

But better

[karmic pelican]

they rotate infinitely close to zero

therefor they practically don’t exist and can’t be affected by WOU

[alpine trench]

All Jojos from now on will probably have an upgrade related to the concept of Infinity.
Can't wait to see the shenanigans Araki will pull with that

[tall mesa]

The bubbles spinning extreamly fast combined with killer queens ability to make exploding bubbles somehow make them infinitely close to zero making them not exist

[minor ore]

Bubbles don't exist and can kill the Wonder

[native saffron]

so basically the bubbles are spinning so fast that it is practically non existant so it can't be percieved in reality as real?

idk

[minor ore]

Yes, and it'll bypass the calamity

[short slate]

I hope he comes up with something different but also make spin more prevelent in the story

[alpine trench]

Idk, I can't imagine something different related to infinity that also includes the spin, but then again Araki creativity is off the charts

[minor ore]

In all reality Josuke's bubbles are truly infinitely thin cords that spin fast enough to create a surface

It's how the bubbles just tear through Josuke and Mamezuku at the hospital

[native saffron]

wait so the cord is infinitely thin and the cord is spinning at rate that is basically infinity

[short slate]

Infinitly close to zero