jojolion

[alpine trench]

sadly

[mossy sinew]

Why sadly

You can shoot them

You can finally kill them

[alpine trench]

oh shit u are right

[mossy sinew]

Like in Doom

[wispy lion]

yooo actually that’s fun

[alpine trench]

Yeah like in doom

Back from where they came from

[wispy lion]

target practice

[placid swift]

kill everyone's nfts

[sonic hollow]

irl aim trainer

[wispy lion]

how to get top tier aim in under 30 minutes

[alpine trench]

Average NFT supporter

[sinful bramble]

Why did you say that the average NFT supporter is a sexy chad

I don’t understand

[minor ore]

saved

[placid swift]

i will eat your babies

[alpine trench]

Calm down Titoru

We* will eat his babies

[mossy sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-nft-nft-sellers-when-they-discover-save-image-as-raging-gif-23307092

[wispy lion]

THESE ARE REAL NFTS???

THRY EVEN GOT GE

[mossy sinew]

There's no way this is legal

[minor ore]

Whag

This is legal

[alpine trench]

I bet they are selling for more than the costs of the production of Stone ocean lmao

[minor ore]

Because I said so

[wispy lion]

They got GE, DIO and Jotaro

[mossy sinew]

Bruh

[minor ore]

I write all laws

what is nft

(real)

[mossy sinew]

Eat deez nuts

[minor ore]

Non fuckable token I think

[wispy lion]

Non Fungible Token, it’s basically not good

i don’t know how to explain it in English

[alpine trench]

According to one of your laws u gotta eat his nuts

[mossy sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/nft-nfts-explained-hns-nft-explained-gif-22846798

[placid swift]

impossible, they're all fuckable

[minor ore]

Proof?

[wispy lion]

this my nft guys don’t screenshot pls

[mossy sinew]

Wtf

[alpine trench]

your mom

[mossy sinew]

I wouldn't even want to screen shot this

Wtf did they do to Jolyne

this is literly 1984

[sinful bramble]

Monke

[minor ore]

*yuo'er

[wispy lion]

NOOOOOOOOO

[wispy lion]

[alpine trench]

hmm monke

Jolyne transcended Snail

she has gone to monke..

[wispy lion]

Monkyne

[minor ore]

Whag

[spark cave]

Wham

[minor ore]

ungalo

[umbral ivy]

sorry. just couldnt help myself.

[minor ore]

Holy crap

[minor ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/928397569774747678/unknown.png

I screenshot your NFT

[calm valve]

Is this black and white in the hand version or is it like colored

[ornate fiber]

This is definitely coloured by Araki

Most of the coloured pages with funky colours are coloured

[minor ore]

colored by araki- there is a black and white version

i think

[minor ore]

I just finished part 8 and omg….

Everyones fucking dead 😭

Like holy fuck

How many characters died by the same stand?

Like 5 main characters?

Wait 4 nvm

Also kei did not deserve that shir

[analog skiff]

Kei just went there to die

Same for kaato

Not a massive fan of how they were used that arc

[spark cave]

this message. IS a message of a liar

[analog skiff]

Oh my god

[minor ore]

IM NOT LYING THO

Like all the coolest characters to me died

Like i loved jobin and kaato

And mamezuke!

[analog skiff]

Be warned, this dude will hound you for the dumbest things

[minor ore]

OH ok

[analog skiff]

He spent like 2 hours yesterday just constantly complaining about most stuff I said and making fun of me for it in separate channels

But yeah

Also joshu didn't like

Actually die

But it was a spiritual death

In him acting like an incredibly creepy incel right when he was starting to look up a bit

[minor ore]

Tbh i wanted more action with his stand

Thats a huge thing i have with the part. So many cool characters with cool abilities and not much show case

I think tsurugi used his stand more then rei

Also hear me out. What if the corpes of kei and rei went to the wall eyes

I know their dead and their not near them

But would those corpes fuse together and maybe some magic shit brings em to life

Idk i just want more of the two

[rugged stream]

That's not true lol
also it's Rai*

[minor ore]

Oh

[minor ore]

Wdym?

Oh ok i thought it was rei

Like tsurigi had the whole doobie wah arc, ozone, the fight with ojiro, the “fight” with yasuho, he used his ability on his family too I believe

Rai had urban ozone and wonder

[rugged stream]

All 3 of those fight are way better plus WoU single handedly makes for most of that time

Tsurugi is just a lil shit

uggo ass kid

[minor ore]

Yeah f that kid

Also i just realized

[wispy lion]

based

[minor ore]

Josuke and tooru have the same thing kars and joseph had

Their kind of complete opposites

Tooru is so focused on the past

Josuke in the present

[rugged stream]

and later the future

[minor ore]

Jobin is so cool his stand is also really dope

also Rei mamezuke stand name is just 💀

idk what araki was thinking naming that stand lol

[sonic hollow]

snoop dogg album

guy must've been listening to a bunch of snoop while writing JJL

[minor ore]

wait really 💀

oh LMAO

[sonic hollow]

yes

[sonic hollow]

considering i've listened to rap for most of my life i should probably listen to doggy style

[minor ore]

this is the only reasonable place to talk about this since jojolion fans usually have an extra braincell or something: part 9 speculations (since it doesnt exist in full yet and we know nothing about it so therefore is ok to talk about even here right mods?)

ireneverse hopefully

[minor ore]

(this explains the misogyny)

wait why is her name irene again

cause its ugly

irene deez

extra braincell my ass

i said usually

true

he meant extra chromosome

i'll just ask in stone ocean

that may or may not have been what i meant

anyways i had a good speculation but i forgot (just pretend it was good). anyways now its everyone elses turn to guess part 9 JoJoLand details

do you think anybody guessed that the part after Steel Ball Run was going to be about an amnesia patient and rocks

we have exactly 1 clue and that its named JoJoLand

[minor ore]

do i know them personally? no. could someone have guessed it? sure

post nitro in my dms as a funny meme or joke

[minor ore]

and then it'll be about crypto mining or something

[minor ore]

we have no evidence to deny this belief or assertion. my idea might have been something similar

like nft related not joking.

speculation for part 9 sucks

its better to talk about hopes and dreams

i hope joshu comes back

me too

land (n.)
Old English lond, land, "ground, soil," also "definite portion of the earth's surface, home region of a person or a people, territory marked by political boundaries," from Proto-Germanic *landja- (source also of Old Norse, Old Frisian Dutch, Gothic land, German Land), perhaps from PIE *lendh- (2) "land, open land, heath" (source also of Old Irish land, Middle Welsh llan "an open space," Welsh llan "enclosure, church," Breton lann "heath," source of French lande; Old Church Slavonic ledina "waste land, heath," Czech lada "fallow land"). But Boutkan finds no IE etymology and suspects a substratum word in Germanic,

• so thats one origin

and then it'll be about Canadian Horseback riding

land (v.2)
"to make contact, to hit home" (of a blow, etc.), by 1881, perhaps altered from lend (v.) in a playful sense, or else a sense extension of land (v.1).

[brave geyser]

no

[minor ore]

as far as "crypto" and "nfts" go (there is very good reason to believe araki could involve with this )

[brave geyser]

tentatively named

[minor ore]

yes

[brave geyser]

it might not be

[minor ore]

good point

[minor ore]

wait i was joking are you actually going through with this

but im working with what we have so far

[minor ore]

Square Enix is considering NFTs
"it will revolutionize gaming" (how?)

araki is known to be inconsistent in his own manga. why would he not be sporadic and random in his own waking life?

As the world continues so does this work. Its not outlandish to make an inference about this

Im saying no bets off the table for this

Any guess is as good as "JoJoLand" and araki eventually explaining this former work

so bare with me here

i'm losing my mind

[minor ore]

land (v.1)
Old English lendan "to bring to land" (transitive), early 13c., from the source of land (n.). Intransitive sense "come to shore, go ashore, disembark" is from c. 1200. Spelling and pronunciation probably were influenced by the noun. Originally of ships; of fish, in the angling sense, from 1610s; hence figurative sense of "to obtain" (a job, etc.), first recorded 1854. Of aircraft, attested from 1916. Related: Landed; landing.

the main villains stand in jojoland turns people into paintings so he can sell them online as a scam

[minor ore]

now we're getting somewhere

this is not too far off from the fact that josuke part 8 has a sailor outfit and the og yoshikage used to question people if they "were a man of the land or a man of the sea"

[minor ore]

now we're cooking

what if araki sells nfts ? like nft stands ?

nft playing cards

he wouldnt dare... but what if

nfts so far claim that the most exclusive ones offer "membership" into another world

imagine a what if..? type series but for jojo

see: that funny ape shit club

[alpine trench]

Well Jojolion had nothing with do with the story (where is the lion?) so we can't assume a name like Jojolands matters

[minor ore]

JoJoLand almost implies some sort of theme park amusement style interaction maybe. Araki is known to cater to the west at this point if you look at his influence.
In recent news there was the "Travis Scott Tragedy" involving his theme park

@alpine trench we are purely speculating, all guesses are fair game until we receive any other real details

[alpine trench]

What if Jotaro had lost against the sun

[alpine trench]

True

[minor ore]

a "what if" universe is the same as people doing "stand that copies other stand" oc's

it may be too predictable

but again all guesses are valid for the time being

even if it sucks lets hear everyones ideas

[alpine trench]

What if brings infinite possibilities wdym predictable

I hope the Title has actually something to do with this part

[minor ore]

we had two "infinity" concepts in a row with the spin x rotation of lines shit

so i hope we dont get another repeat

"but I'm not sure if it has to do with the same idea." man himself questions his own work 💀 someone might say speculating is pointless atp

what if the arrow didnt work with gold experience

like it just rejected him? why

[wispy lion]

golden clapped-perience

[alpine trench]

Now that I think about it, every main antagonist in the original verse had time related abilities, maybe Araki reverse the roles and every protagonist will have infinity related abilities...

[minor ore]

thats fucked up but...ya idek what to say to this but good pattern recognition

[alpine trench]

Hope not

[minor ore]

imagine he pulls a goosebumps and makes the reader the protagonist

on some second-person shit

💀

[alpine trench]

Hope not

[wispy lion]

doubt araki would do that

[alpine trench]

I hate all that Protagonist is the storyteller/viewer/creator bs

[minor ore]

i do too but we have breadcrumbs from his imaginary croissant to work off

[alpine trench]

[minor ore]

might have to deep dive into his biography to fetch clues

he uploaded exactly 1 video to youtube in support of the ALS ice bucket challenge

this man is not above memes or having fun

he is also a very proper-appearing guy and cares about concepts of "good" and lack thereof in "misdeeds" or so. might be worth noticing what other patterns there are from parts 1-6 and then in parts 7-8

[alpine trench]

Yeah those are probably the ones that portrait more information

[minor ore]

problem is how do we tell shit-posting aside from his seriousness

[alpine trench]

Although u can also get infinite possibilities

U just cant

[minor ore]

same guy with a mosquito bite fetish talking about saints in the same series

boggles the mind

[serene radish]

infinite? as in infinite beyond? thats a jojo reference

[alpine trench]

The guy is just too bizarre for us

[wispy lion]

araki truly is a bizarre man

[alpine trench]

No, this was

I just hope for the love of God that the new part takes place NOT in morioh

[serene radish]

what was?

[minor ore]

humans are predictable and that is a fact. if he is a human, then it can be possible to predict with some decent margins, what part 9 could relate to or be about

[minor ore]

good say. we could look at and guess what part 9 absolutely WONT be about and maybe start there

[alpine trench]

Something I really love about Jojo is the change of Scenery and it was one of the things I disliked the most of Jojolion

[minor ore]

so far:

• pls no morioh-cho

true

[alpine trench]

don't have anything..

[minor ore]

ok did u like morioh in part 4 or 8 more?

[serene radish]

it might take place on a island hence the name jojoland. 🤓

[alpine trench]

Part 4

[minor ore]

shakedown road vs ghost girl alley for example

what was part 8's version of super-fly ? the apartment?

[alpine trench]

Shakedown road

[serene radish]

shakedown

[alpine trench]

hmmm

[minor ore]

what was part 8 version of angelo

[alpine trench]

Was it really

[minor ore]

and dont say rock human

[serene radish]

ghost girl only worked for certain people

[minor ore]

i fu say rock human ill fucking kill ya

[serene radish]

rock man

[minor ore]

what about part 8's "version" of an alien Mikitaka? or is the josuke fusion considerable to that ?

obv not everything is correlated

[serene radish]

part 8 had a mikata?

[alpine trench]

There are similarities but let's not go that far

[wispy lion]

yeah

[minor ore]

but what other connections can be drawn or were purposefully ignored

[minor ore]

GRRRRRRR

mikitaka is NOT a stand user

why do you guys have good ideas and then shoot down your own ideas?

why do you hate your own ideas lmfao

theyre not bad

[alpine trench]

Well hm I think Araki will continue with the trend of the 2 character dynamic

[wispy lion]

same

[minor ore]

why

i see it but why is the main part right

[alpine trench]

Idk

[minor ore]

my follow up question would be who is the "jobro" in part 8

[alpine trench]

Well In part 3 Joseph the last part protag was a Jobro so maybe

[minor ore]

might not be relevant but whatever i ask anyways

so is it yasuho or rai

or neither

[wispy lion]

i believe it's yasuho personally

[alpine trench]

well rai is dead so we can exclude him

[minor ore]

"it was josefumi 🤓 "

[alpine trench]

Missread the question im dumb

[minor ore]

nah ur good

[alpine trench]

Yasuho was the Jobro

[wispy lion]

yea, she was the one that found josuke

[alpine trench]

Totally no questions asked

[wispy lion]

[minor ore]

i assumed so at one point then just delegated her to simple "narrator"

[alpine trench]

She was with him from the beginning until the end

[wispy lion]

yup

[minor ore]

but true

[alpine trench]

Rai was also alive for what 4 arcs?

[wispy lion]

i think so?

[minor ore]

i saw someone say rai and it just felt off even tho i wanted to accept the idea

[wispy lion]

yeah i don't think rai would really count as one? it does feel a bit off

[minor ore]

the points made prove why it shouldnt

makes sense

this shit made my brain hurt so imma pause for now

back to regularly scheduled programming

[wispy lion]

ight man have a good one

[minor ore]

u too

☮️

Rai was the love interest

Josuke never liked yasuho

All he wanted was rais thicc ass

And who could blame him

[hearty lava]

double cheeked like nobodys mf business 😩

[minor ore]

Yasuho or Rai

ok tbh

at first before reading JJL i thought Joshu was the main jobro because of eyes of heaven but

then

i read jjl and he wasn't lol

[brave geyser]

joshu isn't the main jobro hes the main jojo

[minor ore]

Joshu is the only character in part 8 in fact

JoJolion but it's only Joshu

[median fjord]

This is a funny face

[hoary temple]

its an emote

[serene radish]

what happened in that scene?

[stone light]

josuk8 is best because he has 4 balls

[sonic hollow]

I’ve never seen such an accurate display of disgust

[serene radish]

lol and wasnt her power to grow hair i think?

[stone light]

nah

this was her power

[sonic hollow]

Stop

[stone light]

ez

[serene radish]

yea makes perfect sense

[sonic hollow]

Keep this shit in SBR chat

[serene radish]

but fr what was her power?

please

[stone light]

I think its was u

cum??

[sonic hollow]

!w love love deluxe

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Love_Love_Deluxe

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Love Love Deluxe

Love Love Deluxe (ラブラブデラックス, Rabu Rabu Derakkusu) is the Stand of Karera Sakunami, featured in JoJolion. Love Love Deluxe is a humanoid Stand that makes hair grow wherever a designated target has touched.

[stone light]

OH

[kind owl]

@stone light, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[serene radish]

yea i knew it

[stone light]

bro

imagine she touches your entire body and you turn into fucking bigfoot

[serene radish]

ill just cut it off

[fading atlas]

bungebob?

[plain spoke]

Spunch bop

[brave geyser]

i think many people have imagined the first part

[fading atlas]

https://youtu.be/sAXZbfLzJUg

My dumbass didn’t read the full thing and just went searching for the tweet

[thin torrent]

Lmfao

[minor ore]

your honesty will be rewarded nonetheless. hope you get good news this friday + receive money or other useful items

[hexed root]

[minor ore]

Starting part 8 manga.. just finished other parts

[sinful bramble]

Enjoy

[minor ore]

thanks mate

[violet hemlock]

man i feel bad for people who havent read part 8 yet and just wanted to search up 'joseph joestar'

thats fucked up

[fading atlas]

Worse when they search (character) and see (character) death

[violet hemlock]

oh ive had that shit happen to me so many times

and i click it out of curiosity every time too

[crisp vigil]

Oh boy I can’t wait to look up Weather Report on Jojowiki, what a fun and interesting character

[brave geyser]

bruh

[echo hearth]

bruh

[kind owl]

@echo hearth, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[rugged stream]

if you wanted to check weather report on Jojowiki wouldn't you be better off typing in the url looking for his page?

[plain spoke]

[kind owl]

@plain spoke, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[plain spoke]

Jojomama!

[sonic hollow]

now thats funny

[plain spoke]

@sonic hollow

[sonic hollow]

quite humorous

[plain spoke]

Indeed

[crisp vigil]

It’s just a bit but yeah that’s the smart option, other than just waiting to finish the part

[long citrus]

Found this in my camera roll

[sonic hollow]

still hate tooru

[long citrus]

He kinda hot tho

[sonic hollow]

L

[long citrus]

Ratio

[sonic hollow]

cope + didnt ask

[rugged stream]

L

[spark cave]

I'm not sure

[sonic hollow]

Yes

He dead as fuck

[spark cave]

He's shown to be donuted but then talks to Josuke about Soft & Wet Go Beyond

[sonic hollow]

Post mortem narration is wild

[spark cave]

he did also survive Ozone baby

[sonic hollow]

only cause of his stand

dude got a chunk of his head removed

not just gonna walk that off

[spark cave]

what Rai?

[sonic hollow]

Yes

One of josukes bubbles took a chunk of rais head

[delicate crescent]

I have a question who is the jobro for this part is it Yasuho or is it Joshu

[minor ore]

Yasuhoe

[placid swift]

you can read the part and find out

joshu's obviously the main character

[delicate crescent]

Im reading the part im confused

on who is

the jobro

[spark cave]

read more

[delicate crescent]

ok

[placid swift]

^

[delicate crescent]

im on chapter 56

[minor ore]

Joshu

[sonic hollow]

L

They have 1 fight together

[minor ore]

Yasuho is the gf of the younger brother of Jobin

[sonic hollow]

L pt 2

[minor ore]

tsurugi 🤝 joshu 🤝 daya
forcing someone to love them

tsurugi 🤝 joshu
fiending for yasuho

[crisp vigil]

me 🤝 Joshu
I love him

[minor ore]

i hope you receive good news this friday

[crisp vigil]

Sorry if I disappoint

[minor ore]

or saturday if its already friday

[sonic hollow]

Joshu and tsurugi are L characters

[crisp vigil]

L = Lovable

[minor ore]

Yasuho, im guessing you played Eyes of Heaven before reading lmao

[minor ore]

Joshu i dont like him that much but Tsurugi is decent

tooru mid

[sonic hollow]

W pin

[minor ore]

it's just my opinion

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

but it is true tho

[thin torrent]

Yeah

L Villain
But
W Stand

[sonic hollow]

Very W stand

[nimble bough]

TRUE

[sonic hollow]

I wish the stand was the villain

[minor ore]

W stand

based stand

[thin torrent]

Lmfao

[minor ore]

what is his stand again?

[thin torrent]

Wonder Of U

[nimble bough]

BAHAHAH

[sonic hollow]

Wonder of You

[minor ore]

ok sounds cool

[thin torrent]

I wish the stand was the main portagonist

[minor ore]

Wonder of U Solos

[minor ore]

Iwasuke could easily beat wonder of u

[delicate crescent]

No I have not played EOH jojo

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[minor ore]

ohh okk

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[tame plover]

@nimble bough biased pin

[nimble bough]

Yes!

[zealous cypress]

Hoi

[sinful bramble]

Has Haruno Higashikata been forgotten about already

[carmine turtle]

I love haruno. he is the best character

[dawn rune]

[minor ore]

W yakuza fan

[wispy lion]

yakuza based

[sonic hollow]

massive W

not biased

[wispy lion]

biased or not

still massive W

[minor ore]

L

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[spiral walrus]

Based

[minor ore]

Why do Josuke, Jolyne and Johnny all look like they don't know where tf they are/zoning out

probably because the models in the magazine that Araki referenced from looked like they were zoned out too

Araki modeled all of his characters after Freddy Fazbear

[tame grotto]

fuck you henry

why did you pin "tooru mid"

banning you from Go Beyond server rn

[sonic hollow]

he's right tho

[brave geyser]

no he isn't

hes complimenting tooru

[tame grotto]

or they're looking at something we just cant see

[brave geyser]

too much

[sonic hollow]

now thats a W

[brave geyser]

tooru is literally just some random groomer that showed up out of nowhere flexed that he banged the kid that he groomed then started harassing people

[tame grotto]

thats a W if you ask me

[sonic hollow]

yo what the fuck

[brave geyser]

this seems to be a w for henry now

[tame grotto]

not at all

[nimble bough]

im not even in it

i left

[tame grotto]

why?

oh yeah cuz you said the n word?

i remember that now

[nimble bough]

yes

[tame grotto]

yeah you're definitely fit to be a moderator here

[nimble bough]

basically, I'm taking another break so I don't do that shit again

[tame grotto]

alright

sounds good

[minor ore]

SAME

[tame grotto]

🤨

[nimble bough]

Also, I don't really take go beyond seriously (fr even pj said it)

[tame grotto]

nobody SHOULD take go beyond seriously

except for nate, thats why he hates the server

[nimble bough]

yeah I kinda just want to become more laid back and more calm so I don't do something dumb out of panic or become desperate and say awful shit for laughs, Basically I just need to calm down and think of go beyond as a side hoe and giogio as the main

[tame grotto]

yeah i get it dude lol

doing stupid shit for attention isnt good for your self esteem

especially saying, yk, racial slurs

[nimble bough]

yeah

anyways im gonna unpin the message

[minor ore]

You’re not in Go Beyond?

[sinful bramble]

It’s just the unfunny “you should _ yourself NOW” meme

[minor ore]

Wtf

I’m inviting you back

[tame grotto]

no he left after he said the n word

[tame grotto]

he doesnt want to come back

[minor ore]

Damn

[tame grotto]

yeah but its funny

[minor ore]

We miss you Henry

[tame grotto]

he'll return soon enough

they always do

[minor ore]

Henry daddy

[nimble bough]

Sunny, you're cool and everything, I respect you and stuff

but don't call me daddy

[minor ore]

We’re talking about the amazing Spider-Man movies rn

[tame grotto]

lmao

[minor ore]

How do you say daddy in Swedish

[nimble bough]

dennis solos doc ock

[tame grotto]

hold up i got to hop on this shit

[nimble bough]

Pappa

[tame grotto]

Pappa Henry 🥺

[nimble bough]

Ill rejoin if yall stop calling me "pappa henry"

[sinful bramble]

Daddy Henry, god of the realm of Go Beyond and Denizen of GioGio

Father Henry, even

[nimble bough]

Mod in training of GioGio*

[minor ore]

Henry

Stop being white

bro he a swede

[minor ore]

SpongeBob

asoingbob

Spulgelbop

[wispy lion]

[nimble bough]

henrybob

[minor ore]

Hi rohan (real)

rohan (fake) when???

[wispy lion]

rohan (fake) exists

[nimble bough]

@amber lion

[minor ore]

You could've just said "now"

[wispy lion]

we are one of a kind

[minor ore]

Not that hard

[wispy lion]

no

[nimble bough]

Mac could fr beat green goblin

fr fr

[minor ore]

Why can't there be like

[nimble bough]

mac can just open his anus and shoot out drugs at the goblin

[wispy lion]

fr smh

[minor ore]

Frank solos all

A rohan between real and fake

[nimble bough]

FR

[minor ore]

Something that exists but doesn't

[nimble bough]

dennis and mac are both equal imo

[minor ore]

roahan (go beyond)

[nimble bough]

both could at least beat Vulture one handed separately

[minor ore]

Piderman

[amber lion]

what

[minor ore]

Stop being fake

[amber lion]

no

[minor ore]

It's bad for your health

[amber lion]

i refuse

[minor ore]

Unfunny

[amber lion]

get better comebacks

then i’ll stop being fake

[wispy lion]

smhing head my shake

[minor ore]

167.44.257.2

[minor ore]

Power Scale:
Frank
Dennis (enraged)
Mac (gay + muscular)
Charlie (glue sniffed)
Charlie
Mac (fat)

[amber lion]

149.48.302.6

[wispy lion]

oh my god you turned real 😱

[amber lion]

what the hell

[nimble bough]

yeah true true

[amber lion]

better

[minor ore]

Smh liar!!!!!!

[amber lion]

uh

[crisp vigil]

I hope that’s not your screenshot lmao

[minor ore]

It is???

[wispy lion]

!!!

[amber lion]

lmao

[wispy lion]

cant believe u lied smh..

[minor ore]

Henry you do not just pin random shit like that ☠️

[wispy lion]

i thought u were reliable fake rohan

[nimble bough]

guess ill unpin it

[amber lion]

i thought i was unreliable

[amber lion]

that’s what my parents say anyway

[minor ore]

Henry I'll pin Deez nuts in your mouth

[crisp vigil]

caught in ultra 20k hdr super nintendo ultra violet ios 49 blue ray playstation 5 adobe premiere cc ti-80 2a texas instruments

[nimble bough]

ill fucking pin you against a wall and strangle you and beat your corpse with my bare fist until your body starts to rot

[sonic hollow]

[minor ore]

That's not a very nice thing for a moderator to say, I'm telling Jan

[wispy lion]

image goes so hard

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-awkward-nose-embarrassing-embarrassed-gif-18440359

[amber lion]

oh we posting random gifs?

[nimble bough]

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-tooru-jojolion-jojolion-jojo-jojos-gif-20883794

[wispy lion]

no clue

[minor ore]

No

[sonic hollow]

dinner

[nimble bough]

I wonder

[minor ore]

We're posting reaction gifs

Stop being

[amber lion]

well then that’s my reaction

i’m hungry

[wispy lion]

no gif spam!!! banned.

[minor ore]

Reaction to what????

[wispy lion]

banned and demolished

[amber lion]

to this convo

[minor ore]

Oh

Then you definitely need help

[amber lion]

thin ice gang can’t simply be “”banned””

[minor ore]

Go to #575627798262185994

[amber lion]

sus

[wispy lion]

bans you anyways smhing heading my

[amber lion]

someone had to do it

[minor ore]

Henry ban them

https://tenor.com/view/teaclub-borzoi-booboo-bear-gif-21566123

[nimble bough]

What if the rock humans produced a drug? Would it be changed to adapt to the biology and body of rock humans? What chemical process would it take? Would it be high cost? What would the substance be made of? How long would it take to make and how much time would it take for the drugs to lose effect? Would it effect the user as regular drugs? Could we have an alternative spin-off in the SBR universe featuring rock human drug empire kingpin trying to run a drug market in the world of SBR and JJL? What would happen to humans if they used it?

[amber lion]

i haven’t read jjl so uh good for you

[minor ore]

Gappy dies

[amber lion]

lol skill issue

[minor ore]

So true!!!

[nimble bough]

true true

[amber lion]

he forgor he was alive

[wispy lion]

CLEARLY you don't own an air fryer

[nimble bough]

i do

wanna see it?

[wispy lion]

omg no way sure

[nimble bough]

I lied

I own no air fryer

[wispy lion]

how could you lie

[nimble bough]

i lied

i owned one

[wispy lion]

[minor ore]

Henry

[amber lion]

the plot thickens

[nimble bough]

sowwy bewstie

[wispy lion]

nothing is real anymore

[minor ore]

Stop being

Racist

[wispy lion]

not just racist smh... homophobic racist and sexist

[minor ore]

And xenophobic

[amber lion]

it’s not my fault vampires aren’t real people

[nimble bough]

fuck blue people

my green brothas

stand up

[wispy lion]

this guy is green

[nimble bough]

based

[wispy lion]

he's reading a book

no way

[minor ore]

Give me 47 seconds of nitro

[wispy lion]

;give @minor ore nitro

done

[minor ore]

Ty

[wispy lion]

free nitro real

[minor ore]

Now I can post a sticker that has my ballsack in it

why does rohan have to be real

[amber lion]

why can’t he be fake

[minor ore]

Is sex real?

[nimble bough]

no

[wispy lion]

ok consider

[amber lion]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[amber lion]

dammit let me joke

[minor ore]

this chat is unreal

[wispy lion]

this chat is

[nimble bough]

anyways

[amber lion]

sex is not real

[minor ore]

marker plier sex

[wispy lion]

se

[sonic hollow]

mark applier sex

[fading atlas]

JoJolion topic (100%)

[minor ore]

Yea

We're talking about sex

[sonic hollow]

absolutely

[amber lion]

it was covered in chapter 80

right?

[minor ore]

One of the biggest themes in Jojolion

[wispy lion]

it was in jojolion therefore it is topic

[minor ore]

I remember chapter 80

[fading atlas]

Araki drew sex no way

Brb

[wispy lion]

he invented sex ofc smh

[nimble bough]

could Schott Key No.1 beat tusk act 4

[minor ore]

Yes

[wispy lion]

yes

[nimble bough]

Yes

[sonic hollow]

yes

[minor ore]

In jojolands araki draws GAY sex

[nimble bough]

he could fr just deflect the shot

[fading atlas]

nice it was Yasuho

[wispy lion]

nice

[minor ore]

uh oh

[nimble bough]

araki has established interest in Sweden as a place to write a story in 2016 (he actually said northern europe but we all know he only meant sweden)

swedish jojo?

[minor ore]

Henry

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[wispy lion]

real.

[minor ore]

Nobody cares about

Sweden

[sonic hollow]

true

[minor ore]

if Swedish jojo happens i'll kill myself and send my body to your house

[sonic hollow]

like what the fucks a sweden

[nimble bough]

thanks

[wispy lion]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-gif-22613011

[fading atlas]

Kir4 moment

[nimble bough]

no proof

[wispy lion]

my proof is something the government implanted in my head called "eyes"

[sonic hollow]

crazy how that works

[wispy lion]

simply unstoppable

[minor ore]

what did he delete

[nimble bough]

din morsa är en hora

[minor ore]

ZAMN

[wispy lion]

he's only 12?!?!?!

[minor ore]

No

He's only 1200 pounds

[nimble bough]

jag har knullat din morsa

[wispy lion]

english only (banned)

[minor ore]

Cállate

[nimble bough]

(i am mod)

[sonic hollow]

ok?

[minor ore]

eres fan de jojo

[wispy lion]

just banned you

[sonic hollow]

english only

[wispy lion]

too bad

[fading atlas]

(demoted)

[wispy lion]

(doxxed)

[sonic hollow]

(mod abuse)

[wispy lion]

(owned)

[fading atlas]

(rekt)

[minor ore]

ອາດຈະຕາຍຢູ່ໄກຈາກບ້ານ

[sonic hollow]

д̷͋̎о̶̿̂т̶̂̽р̸̺̊и̶͂̉м̵̀̿у̵̽́й̴̲̀т̷̭͒е̶̋͗с̵̛̑ь̸͗̏ ̸̑̌п̴̌́р̸̍͑а̷̄̋в̶͛̑и̶́̈́л̷͎̽

[wispy lion]

i ᔑᒲ ╎リ ||𝙹⚍∷ ⍑𝙹⚍ᓭᒷ

[sonic hollow]

this mf speaking enchantment table

[wispy lion]

i've mastered the ways

truly ascended into reality

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/wash-your-balls-dwayne-johnson-clean-your-balls-wash-your-testicles-the-rock-gif-24204392

[sonic hollow]

never

[crisp vigil]

but they’re filthy

So many children play in the ball pit

[minor ore]

Sanitize your balls

[sonic hollow]

did i stutter

[minor ore]

Yes

[sonic hollow]

I DONT THINK I DID

[crisp vigil]

stutter is pronounced with a “uh” so yes you did

[minor ore]

Yes you did

[wispy lion]

You should stutter… NOW!

[crisp vigil]

[neon raft]

[sonic hollow]

you fucker

[wispy lion]

get outplayed

nerd…

[sonic hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-up-beating-up-lilo-fight-beat-up-beat-down-gif-19482217

[wispy lion]

[sonic hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/child-stupid-fucking-meme-abuse-gif-21409737

[fluid mango]

Can say stands or use images from other parts here

[ornate fiber]

Sure

[fluid mango]

So it's the same type of stand as Wonder of U

[plain canyon]

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[uneven fiber]

[minor ore]

@plain canyon a light bulb just fell and somehow the glass shard flew 2 metres into the air and barely missed my artery

Do you have something to do with this

[cedar kraken]

maybe

[vague rain]

@granite pewter except for Yasuho, the Higashikata father and oldest son (forgot their name) and maybe Josuke too even if I'm not a big fan, I didn't really got attached to them

[granite pewter]

I can respect that

I really like the higashikatas … idk the word

the way they interact

[vague rain]

Yeah me too, their relationships are well built, and also feel realistic from my pov

[granite pewter]

I like yasuho and josukes relationship. thought it was funny how everytime they’d meet up she’d be madly in love and josuke would be lik

https://tenor.com/view/see-ya-chump-gif-23164889

[minor ore]

Aha yeah there connection was great

[vague rain]

I really thought they were going to end up together lol, I shipped them but their ending was good enough, also their interactions were funny
But Josuke also had feelings for her didn't he?

I mean

[granite pewter]

if I show a girl my cock and balls when I first meet her, i’m a pervert but if josuke does it he gets a potential girlfriend and bff. life’s so fucked up

[minor ore]

i mean i dont remember anything about yasuho having feelings for josuke, nor josuke for her. still ship them lol

[granite pewter]

I remember a early chapter where yasuhos talking about how she’s in love with someone and implys josuke

[vague rain]

Yeah that's fucked up. But he has four balls maybe it made a difference

[granite pewter]

4 times the sex appeal

[vague rain]

I couldn't quote a sentence or what, I just have vague memories

[vague rain]

Lucky boi

[granite pewter]

i bet he cums like a bolt action sniper

[minor ore]

suspicious fr

[granite pewter]

it started off wholesome

then devolved into whatever tf this is

[vague rain]

The bro's toxic af

[kind owl]

@vague rain, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[granite pewter]

I love joshu tbf

[brave geyser]

how is that not wholesome

when everyone else was too shocked to act, joshu the true man came to the rescue and removed her as quickly as he could

[minor ore]

what the fuck

[brave geyser]

?

[granite pewter]

the joshu grindset

[crimson fern]

[minor ore]

joshu is trash and so is his hairstyle

so are u idiot

woah, so kind. calling me trash like that

[hard meteor]

joshu>the whole part

[minor ore]

no

[granite pewter]

your mother

[brave geyser]

fax

[minor ore]

yes

[brave geyser]

metal comes back and immediately starts collecting ws again

[granite pewter]

fact

[warm bluff]

i haven't finished part 8 yet lol

[granite pewter]

joshu > every other fiction

[warm bluff]

im only on chapter 105

spoilers please

lol

[brave geyser]

ok

||go finish it then come back here||

[warm bluff]

😦

[granite pewter]

they don’t call joshu nut king for nothing😈

[sinful bramble]

You have 5 more chapters just do it

[granite pewter]

!w doctor wu

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Doctor_Wu

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Doctor Wu

Doctor Wu (ドクター・ウー, Dokutā Ū) is the Stand of Dr. Wu Tomoki, featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. It is a pure ability Stand that allows Dr. Wu to decompose himself into small particles.

[granite pewter]

i’m on this chapter, I don’t get what it does when it gets you though

[sinful bramble]

Wu Tomoki disintegrates himself at will into gravel and can enter things
I think he was able to bind to the insides and the skeleton of Mitsuba to take control of her or something

[granite pewter]

ty

[fluid mango]

I love gappy

[uneven tendon]

👑

[plain canyon]

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[cerulean spade]

[fluid mango]

Guys, I see this weird doctor dude, he keeps appearing wherever I go

I'm gonna go talk to him

[chrome peak]

[pallid flower]

Joshu's barber is the real calamity of jojolion

That haircut tho

[hard meteor]

chad cut

[minor ore]

be looking like a barcode

[pallid flower]

Yeah lolll

[minor ore]

monke

[pallid flower]

I think Joshu's barber messed up his hair due to a calamity from wou because there is no other possible explanation as to how his barber messed up that badly.

[brave geyser]

he had the hairstyle as a child

[sudden nymph]

Unbased theory

[brave geyser]

and the only calamity is that some "jojo fans" cant see how amazing it is

[pallid flower]

Him being born was a calamity (Just sayin')

[sudden nymph]

So true!

[tame plover]

Biased CEO as always

[sudden nymph]

If you take out the I in biased it spells based

[brave geyser]

^

[tame plover]

Would be a shame if.. your pin dissapeared

A real shame..

[hard meteor]

another ceo W

[sudden nymph]

Would be a shame if I muted you

[tame plover]

try it bitch

[brave geyser]

ceo vs storm who will win

[sudden nymph]

Consider it a warning

[brave geyser]

(ceo)

[tame plover]

Ash this is one of those times I need your support

[brave geyser]

where

i can't support u against joshu bro

not happening

[tame plover]

smh head

[brave geyser]

shaking my smh my shaking my head

[tame plover]

shaking head smh my head shaking smh

[pallid flower]

How can y'all seriously support Joshu smh

He tried to do an illegal thing toward Yasuho

And tried to do something unfunny to his mom

And to top it all off, his haircut that I believe started the chain of calamities

[cedar kraken]

doesn't change the fact that he's the best character

[brave geyser]

as long as you didn't actually read

everything you said is true

(phoenixel)

ak is correct

[pallid flower]

I did read jojolion.

[brave geyser]

doubt it

[hard meteor]

ak spittin

[pallid flower]

Y'all remember that part when he tries to do something very illegal toward yasuho?

[brave geyser]

nope

[pallid flower]

And immoral

[hard meteor]

nah

[brave geyser]

cause it didn't happen

[pallid flower]

I can't say it

[brave geyser]

which you would know

if you had read jojolion

[pallid flower]

It did happen

The bonk part

Ya know

The part where yasuho bonks him

With a toilet lid or smthn

[brave geyser]

yes

[cedar kraken]

as usual

[sonic hollow]

joshu tried to rape yasuho is what you're saying

[pallid flower]

Damn

[brave geyser]

are you referring to when tsurugi messes with shit?

[pallid flower]

Wait, I thought it would be against the rules to say that

[pallid flower]

Yess

[sonic hollow]

its not (i think)

[brave geyser]

not in fact joshus fault

[brave geyser]

yeah its not

[sonic hollow]

the second time is tho

[brave geyser]

?

which

[sonic hollow]

during endless calamity when he gives yasuho his arm

[brave geyser]

the thing with his mom

oh

[sonic hollow]

guy freaks out and assaults her

[brave geyser]

hes not a scientists

[pallid flower]

Yeah

Oh and what about the part with his mom?

[fluid mango]

Id fondle josukes balls

[pallid flower]

Me too

What

[fluid mango]

What

[brave geyser]

based

[pallid flower]

4 balls means quadruple the uh

Balls

[fluid mango]

Need both hands

[pallid flower]

Yeah

2 balls in one hand

And 2 balls in another

[fluid mango]

Yeah

[tame plover]

I only want to fondle half of his balls

[brave geyser]

which half

[pallid flower]

Not based

[fluid mango]

I do wonder how it would look tho, like are they together like a pack of sodas or like are they in a row

[kind owl]

@fluid mango, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[pallid flower]

Probably together like a pack of sodas

[cedar kraken]

why not all of them

[tame plover]

You know which half

[viscid lintel]

I thought Yasuho described them as “2x2” so prolly 4 in a square formation

[pallid flower]

Why are we talking about Josuke's balls wtf

How did we get here

[minor ore]

💀

[brave geyser]

why not

josukes balls are a very valid conversation topic

[pallid flower]

True

[brave geyser]

wait

storm

aren't u the one the gives the quiz

[tame plover]

huh?

Oh

The ball quiz

[pallid flower]

What

[tame plover]

There are many options

to how Josukes balls work

Are there 2 sacks with 2 balls

1 big sack with 4 balls

[pallid flower]

His spinning balls or his balls balls?

[tame plover]

4 individual sacks

His testicles

[minor ore]

for next time: putting a spoiler tag and like a "tw: explicit abuse" or something like that can greatly help

[pallid flower]

Aight

[alpine trench]

Who says they can't be 4 separated balls?

[pallid flower]

Thanks

[minor ore]

anytime

[tame plover]

Exactly

His balls can be any configuration

I am part of the 2 sack belief

[cedar kraken]

only 1

[brave geyser]

do they clap when he walks

[alpine trench]

I believe in the one sack philosophy

[cedar kraken]

he took kira's balls

[alpine trench]

Good question

[brave geyser]

yeah

one rod

[alpine trench]

Translation error can only be

[brave geyser]

says nothing about sacks

[minor ore]

deep dive into the schematics

blue prints

[alpine trench]

We need to question Araki about this

[minor ore]

what do you believe he will answer?

[alpine trench]

I wonder if part 9 will expand this

[alpine trench]

He sees himself in Josuke so it's only one sack of 4 balls

[minor ore]

[alpine trench]

Only Araki could pull off this much testosterone

[minor ore]

he would probably answer with some shit like "soft and wet bubbles 4 infinite balls"

[tame plover]

Of course they do

[brave geyser]

wait

[tame plover]

But people mistake it with his footsteps

[brave geyser]

for the 4 sack option

are they like

[minor ore]

yo imagine the chaffing..

[brave geyser]

whats it called

newtons cradle or whatever

[tame plover]

uh

[minor ore]

gotta do the batman spread every few moments. good grief gg

[brave geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/klohe-klohecreation-cradle-newtons-cradle-loop-gif-20042030

[minor ore]

oh hell no