#jojolion
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Dead chat
Me
But man this also slaps
https://youtu.be/xcTwV3yhbYY
A homage to Jojolion
Sfx Version: https://youtu.be/rjbQblnl-As
Big thanks to the homies :-
Master Juan
Francisco
Kelly Bedo
and Harass.
This is the new yak
The old yak was better.
Btw I know I'm joking
Chad resting face
im on chapter 3 and they recycled the same bs where there own stands power doesnt work on him 
What arc
Can you send that to me so I don’t have to keep scrolling up lol
part 8
Copy link
just save the link yourself
And paste it somewhere else
Arc
8
What arc
arc 4+4
@desert kestrel it’s either the hospital from the beginning or Fun Fun Fun
Oh
oh u meant chapter
No i meant arc
right when he realizes the bubbles cant help him get rid of snake poison
Arc and Part are different
Fun fun fun then
thats his stand ? loll
Yeah it’s a stupid name
why exactly is that bs?
where stands that can heal or help doesnt work on the user like josuke from part 4
yeah ik. Why is that bs?
cause its very unfortunate
bruh
Which villain is better? Tooru or Jobin?
when no one else can understand me
What if jobin had wou
You give me love and consolation
its very consistent
When everything I do is wrong
you give me hope to carry on
u can hear music through the chapters???
and its secondary ability allows it to decide what counts as pursuit or not
it just wasn't translated properly
"When someone is in the calamity list they are affected by calamities. Objects get attracted to them and deal increased damage. Also they may just insta die because neck snap :troll:
"
It's his stand ability LOL
yea lmfao
i thought his only ablity was to attack pursers with bad luck
U can't? What a deaf loser 
i havent reached that level yet 
@serene radish, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !
Can someone explain what Wonder of U does
!w wonder of
Direct misfortune to everyone who pursues it
https://jojowiki.com/Wonder_of_U
Not the correct result? Use !w page wonder of for a direct link or !w search wonder of for a list of all hits.
so its the same stand as star platnium

Spoiled Storm insulting a paidless employe
like fr mfs seem to not care about being able to see their families again
Wonder of U is probably the best stand to have irl of Jojolion, u basically have:
Legally the salary of head doctor without doing anything
being invincible to any direct attack
Free healthcare
can it protect the user from old age?
That’s not why wonder of u is how it is but ok
Also not to say you’d have a shit ton of bodies on your back
Since you would live your life without stress yes, yes it does
Of innocent people too
im talking about can the user live like 100 years or 200?
You choose those whom you attack tho
Then by that logic every pacient/ employe on that hospital should be dead lmao
You think no one pursues the literal director of an hospital
For example when Yasuho and Tooru had their confrontation
Yeah it's automatic
Tooru literally said to Yasuho that he can’t show his face to her because the flow of calamity will start and he doesn’t want her to die
But only those that wish to inflite damage to you
If that's true how would wonder of U even have a job
can he deactive wonder of you?
Everyone on that hospital should be dead then
Because he impersonated the head doctor
No one is gonna fire the head doctor for no reason
If that was true, neither the head doctor our Tooru should appear in public
But they both do
and calamity happens lmao
Remember that one girl that had her head stuck between 2 iron gates?
It was because she saw the head doctor
Example B
Whenever Jobin saw the head doctor. Calamity started
And we know she had no intention of pursuing or attacking
I don't need examples, I believe you as long as you explain to me how can an Hospital work when the director literal kills his employes if they see him
Most stands just aren’t good for normal civilians that aren’t Phycopaths
There was even the whole presentation he had about rokakaka, what? Is everyone dead there?
So you defend that to activate Calimity you could either pursue the head doctor our see his back?
You realize it was stated that most people haven’t even seen the head doctor right
There is much more ways to activate calamity
You don't need to see the head doctor to pursue him
It's the director of an hospital everyone wants to talk with him
Plus in that whole presentation, like I already said, they all saw him. So by your logic they should be dead
Plus every nurse, doctor and paciente that sees Tooru entering and leaving the building
How bout ya go and pursue some DRIP
Mental on his way to quit in the middle on his conversations:
I’m back
Mf i have a life
I’m back though
Well this seems more of a plot hole than anything then
ZA HANDO
Hmmm idk man
is someone using tachiyomi?
This also a plot hole
Gappy is gay lol
And this?
eh the chapters on mangadex(colored) are different than mangasee(bnw)
i mean the chapter names
i'm confused
He is
both mangadex and mangasee have b&w and coloured
yep but the chapter names doesn't match
Think about it
yes they do.
i won't be complaining here if they dd tho
mangasee just has the coloured chapters compiled
aight nvm
Jobins wife gets hit by a calamity just by seeing the doctor. But other people don’t even get hit by a calamity and they don’t get hit by a calamity.
Im not saying seeing WoU doesn't activate it, im saying he decides on whom the flow of Calimity will be thrown off to
I don’t think Tooru necessarily controls the flow, although that may be a comprehension issue on my part, through his dialogue
guys wtf did gappy sang about large fries again
And you either admit this true, and that sentence from Tooru meant a diferent thing u tought our there are like 5 scenes that make no sense, plus the whole "The hospital staff never thinks about meeting the head doctor."
I also believe he doesn't but I think he can choose on whom it will target
Like creating a wave, you don't control the water but it's direction
That’s not true
Random question but was there ever shown to be an upper limit to what Tsurugi could fold into origami? Because I know he was able to fold a phone but was there even shown to be a limit?
Is that stated Somewhere? I have given my arguments to why that's true all u said was call one of them a plot hole lmao
I would imagine as far as paper can go
but PMK may suggest otherwise
I’ll bring you proof in a minute
jolly really giving out assertations and shi lmaoo
phone is max
strongest thing about wou is that calamity can control the air mane no objects needed
Where lion
Where funny
it's necessary
the server will disappear if it doesn't happen at least once a day
True
It’s a curse
almost like jojolion 😱

9 years later
We're far into the pirate and sailing jojolands
Someone arrives at #jojolands
"....Where land"

Wait, where is actually jojo land?
Japan, Britain and USA
those are the lands of jojos
Most people think that JoJo lands might take place in another Asian country close to Japan
He doesn’t control Calamity. Neither him or wonder of u are able to control the calamity! Wonder Of U doesn’t control calamities, he simply harnesses the power of calamity. Like I said calamity is started by the opponent against Wonder Of U. Since neither of them have any sort of say or do on when or how the calamity is gonna strike.
Also I have 4% so if I don’t answer back you know why.
he redirects calamity to team on the first person on the list
fucking teamer
By redirect
Wdym by that
Like willingly or subconsciously
it forces it to interact with the first person on the list
bruh what
Múltiple times actually
I literally am agreeing with you 💀
You aren’t though
I feel like Tooru just knows where it’s headed next, because of his experience with WoU
but that may be completely wrong
probably worded it wrong..
No Im saying it just makes it so the first on the list gets hit with calamities
Yeah
Like it’s more of a natural thing he doesn’t control
Like I mean the flow of calamity btw
So you are saying wou doesn't control the calamities that hit the target
Basically
well yea
Wdym with that
nothing
No say it
?
say what
I finished lol
like
"that's it"
||I'll hire you for 0 euros to help write calamity/wou video
||
😳
go titoru explain
go away or this bus will hit you
best one to explain will get a total of 0.00 euros
Pursue or think of pursuing = calamitous things happening to you. Shoot it with go beyond to end it ig
But I don’t use euro
So does jojolion just continue the sbr story?
I'll translate it to ur money money
its like rolling a 1 in dnd everytime you think about the head doctor, everything goes wrong and tries to kill you
ye
its the most accurate representation i can think of
I hate Destiny
'imma chase the head doctor'
rolls a 1
rai trips over an umbrella stand and breaks both his legs
Severs actually
I think rais trip is one of my favorite panels just cause of how fucking detailed the gore is
Give titoru 23000 Iranian Rial, it rounds to 0.00 to the nearest whole number
'aight lets go after the head doctor'
rolls a 1
rai gets shredded by raindrops, rai is allergic to rain
@obsidian jacinth 
woe thats my currency
Titoru you have won... 23000 IRANIAN RIAL 🥳
he can buy a gum with that! (maybe)
he can buy 1/5 of a piece of gum!
woOoOOOOOOOOOOOO
lego house causes atmosphere to like burn you and kill you
you have to make a grave for the lego house tho
if you bury this lego house in the ground the pressure starts rising
a manchild is also the stand user which is pretty silly
he has mad head game
@placid swift @crisp vigil ,Anyone describe king crimson
3
2
go
Time go 
faster pawns
it can become exempt from fate for up to 10 seconds, people do not remember what happened in this time and will act out their actions according to fate
2 face chin man
this legit made my day, thank you
have a great day dear stranger
I never said he controlled calamities I said he redirected them, that scene proves that by looking at Tooru the flow of calamity gets redirected towards her without his control so i guess it proves your point. The problem with that is that it implies that everyone that has looked at Tooru/head doctor enters the flow of calamity and possibly dies which kinda contradicts some scenes.
everyone that looks at him.. with malicious intent
does anyone know if there is a version of this image without all the stuff at the top and preferably at a higher resolution
I guess a positive is that the image extends more downwards than the other one does
You can see Josuke’s feet
is there with no border around the outside I preferably just want the original with no writing or anything like that plus as pointed out it is very low quality
yea there's nothing, sadly no high quality clean artwork released yet
pretty sure ive seen one
do you reckon you could find it?
i'll try
alright thanks
i saw this image before i read the arc and seriously thought that dolomiti came back and possessed joshu
i guess i missed joshu's tiny arm
That panel is… disturbing
IM BACK
I'VE FOUND IT
yo sick thank you
@sacred dawn, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

love that cover
here is a beautiful upscaled version
there are probably weird things that it messed up but I can't see any of them
Oh wow i love that
I freaking love when araki messed around with colora
colors
I aspire to make backgrounds like that
araki artwork 🤌
Make it 0.1 and you got a deal
What's Josuke's (part 8) stand?
Soft and Wet
Explain the stand please

you read jjl ?
Not yet...
bro read it before
just a tips don't come in this channel before end jjl
When we makes a bubble and explodes it. He is able to take something away from something
Understandable, so other channel I can't speak on it before I don't finish the manga:(
For example friction
@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !
Or sight
🤦
bro
0 iq
skill like spongebob
yes but let him discover don't spoil him

yes but refuse, the worst thing is to spoil someone so if he don't read just don't say anything
have a great day too
Smoke
Beautiful gif
What is your favorite JoJo volume cover
SBR volume 11
SBR Volume 11 is my favorite too
I love a lot of the jojolion covers
14 btw
Understandable
part 8 is great
@lilac ginkgo, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !
part 8 is cool 👍
part 8 is the best
part 7 >
why there always have to be one butthurt person typing this
Not quiet
Wrong opinion

what's your
so > jjl > other stuff
ok understandable
what the fuck is a greenya
my pp
guess i beat the fastest wr
no greenya is greenya it's a character of part 9
Yeah and greeny is the main character of part 9 according to black star so that checks out
yes
also i love recolored jojo things
show us
greenya is my creation first
Don't you mean our creation 
bro did you just trademark my greenya
Greeny is love and love is to shared
Did ripple leave the server
yes, yes I did
Green is like the opposite of love
idk but he's not very active
He’s growing inactive, he probably has real life stuff to do
He is here like everyday at least once thats why i was wondering
Im hoping to see bews these days
He didn’t leave btw
🙏
no you didn't
I wonder if there will be any fanslators available to translate that josuke one shot
we both did >:D
surely
i do
U did?
i guess
despite the fact that he's been gone for little while now
yup
Then I guess we have an understanding on how WOU works
It has to be activated
Yeah that would make more sense, Tooru can just press the switch to activate it, he couldn't in that scene for Yasuho because it would help the others
ya still debating lol 💀
This is a discussion channel for a reason
true
Yo momma sucks
But in a different way
If you catch my drift

I’m currently having 2 debates at once
So yeah
Please give me rokakaka
I need to reset my stand, skill points and fighting style 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Please be funny

Arrow code pls
Update when?
Yes
To get arrows and Rokakaka you can also get it through codes
And these mfs spam is everywhere
Pain
skill issue
Hiiii Ash
good :)
That’s good to hear 
All of the above
Yes
nice
Your art is gorgeous man

Thanks
uh oh. its jim
charger lookin ass
I’m sure he can find someone who’s into that lol
i mean if people in jojo wore normal clothes he could hide it under a sleeve
I like ur cut g
Are you saying nobody would notice his tiny arm
yes
What tiny arm?
Yeah that’s his 2nd dick
Typical Chad Joshu with double the male essence
One of his dicks is the size of an arm
The answer of which one might suprise you!
The big one
Question. Are they the same size
No
Valid
ok
one question about josuke being on jojolion
makes me confused about josuke being a part of diamond is unbreakable and jojolion
Yeah Josuke in Jojolion is named after a dog in the story
who's the parents of josuke from jojolion
thats kinda complicated
Well
lots of spoilers in that
well this is a spoiler chat so i could just spoil it for you
but tbh i feel like u should read it
where
any
does this work
ill try
@tulip mountain, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !
it works
update: I finished JoJolion Vol. 1 time to read the same story again but yet still be surprised when something drastic happens.
Please read it, its very good. you will regret getting spoiled
Gosh.. this server is soooo boring theres no one interesting to talk to
If only HugoB was online
Is jojo lion still being written?
Thank you
Jojolion one shot by araki when
jojolion was a one-shot
Funny.
radio
Wonder of u explanation?
read the manga
metal W
Too late I already explained it to him
unfortunate
im tired of people
sorry
Has anyone found any wou figures
no
They don’t exist
Joshu is sexy
10 times better than yasuho
frfr
Yasuho is the worst jobro
weakest
weakest and worst
Daiya is the worst JJL character but she hot
furries aren't hot
Lol
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/the-wonder-of-u-2be0a57ae24e40e9b0b86dc3a664b8d1 closet I’ve found to wou figure
what
nice
oh it's just a 3d model you need a 3d printer anyway
Yasuho is very weak
I got a friend that has one
yes
paisley park are op af but
yea pp are op
Zamn
pp could even shoot you with non existent bubble through phone
But still WOU >>
yea ger is op but it's not like giorno can use them all the time
ger is a passive stand it cant just attack anyone for no reason
@cedar kraken Someone said WOU's ability is direct misfortune to anyone who pursues it. Is it true?
yes obv
I'm rlly confused about JJL stand abilities
if you pursue the user or the stand itself
ye
@fathom karma, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !
calamity
Think that's the thing about misfortune
it's final destination but a stand
only soft and wet can defeat WoU
perhaps
Because his bubbles don't really exist
yeaaa
So they don't follow the rules of this world
I asked someone which stand would u like to use irl
Someone said he'd like WOU in real life
nut king call
Hot design
wou would just make everyone hates you lol
tooru cant stop the calamity
It is mostly used for committing crimes
yea but you need to make them pursue you
Satoru akefu is hotter
daddy
Also one of WOU's ability is identity stealing right?
i dont know
Speedwagon >>>
i still dont get how tooru being able to steal some random eldery identity
And the guy that has no hands or legs
poor tom stand are op too tho
Poor tom is hot
most confusing arc in part 8
Rank top 10 JJL stands
Soft and wet, WoU, speed king
Soft and Wet and WOU are ofc 1 & 2
vitamin c, poor Tom's stand
baby ozone
I like Soft and Wet tbh
oh yea
Other way
doggy style
doggy style is shit
bru
paisley park
king nothing are just literally shigechi stand
not similar
that's wrong
Ok
what shigechi stand name again i forgot
Harvest
Harvest
the guy who josuke hospitalise twice
Part 7 has the best stands
True
yea
Mandom
tusk act 2
All tusks
D4C
sbr would be less interesting without stand
3 sbr villains are better than tooru
same with every other part
Diego, Valentine and?
Roadagain
funny valentine iconic

Not hard to be tbh
Bro she hacked an entire security system and can wipe anybody’s phone completely. I’m 100% sure that if Josuke didn’t have Yasuho to guide him in fights like Dolomite and Born this Way he would’ve gotten his shit rocked. Her navigation alone is op
Ah yes Ringo
And hot pants
I rlly forgot JoJolion should have to read again lel
It’s so long tho
Takes a while to reread
the tooru stand insect thing
WoU?
How many chaps JoJolion has? 110?
rock insect
Yeah 110
yes
still better
it's not rlly a wou ability
he just says that
Love Love Deluxe
rock insect like yasuho pin
it's not a WoU ability
rock insect stuff
He just got a bug from somewhere
2nd best part
i just realise there's hermes in jjl lmao
enyaba too
and dio
Where?
All JoJolion stands
Dio used the mask in part 1
Got dam
Jojolion has hella characters
Wait does it contain everything?
all right stands
it's just a refrence though
Holy's stand
Holy has a stand in part 8?
They did mention but never shown?
Tusk isn't really a part 8 stand
Holy just sees Paisley Park and says Yasuho has an ability or smth idk
It was shown for 1 second
I think they're considering all the stands shown in JoJolion
blue hawaii are terrifying af
Johnny died in a shit way
rok
Is this message pinnable huh
caesar 2.0
Josuke
which josuke
Part 4 josuke >
U like part 4 Josuke more?
I should think about those two Josukes for a sec
Gappy > Jonathan
no shit
no way
Not in strength
Josuke is the 6th best
Part 8
Do u mean Gappy better than Jonathan or the opposite?
Both Jonathans are better than him
opposite
Giorno
I'm not talking about strength
No
He went from Forgor to Rember
In entertainment
he went from someone who wants to find out more about his past, to someone who embraces that he is a new person and has a future
he's 6th
Ok?
That's not something special
Still better
Jonathan is the second best JoJo
tf
Wat no way
its not that Jonathan is bad, its just that the other jojos are better
way
better
no lol
Imo 1st best Johnny
^
2nd is um uh Joseph?
2nd is Gappy, 3rd is Joseph, 4th is Jolyne, 5th is Giorno, 6th is Jotaro, 7th is Josuke, 8th is Johnathan
- Johnny/ joseph
- jotaro/ jonathan
- Josuke
- Josuke 8
- Jolyne
6.Giorno
Ur opinion nice
You have to be joking
no way
Giorno had less character development than Jonathan
Rewatch phantom blood
i did
My ranking
Giorno was the least entertaining one
- Johnny
- Joseph
- Jotaro
- Josuke part 4
- Gappy
- Jolyne
- Jonathan
- Giorno
He is but the other jojos are more entertaining
Jonathan just fuckin forgives everyone
Even though Giorno is my least fav JoJo, GW is my fav part
Jolyne is the bad version of jotaro
i mean thats not entirely true, but he was too much of a goody 2 shoes
His character is much more than that
Eh debatable
the ending was great
Jonathan had more character development
It was amazing
Giorno was like the main character for only at the last minute
His death was the saddest in the show
Mostly Bucciarati was the protagonist of GW
and thats what makes him different
pretty much lol
thats why i like him
wtf
he is not in your face and saves the day all the time
its like
its a different type of charecter
compared to many MC's
you like someone because he seemed like a side character for the majority of the time
The only things good about Giorno
- 7 page Muda
- Killing Diavolo
- His backstory
And also for his smartness
- He's hot
- Smart
- Respectful
- Entertaining
Giorno's whole charecter is the fact that he is a passive observer bruh
I don't like Jonathan much but then still he's good
he gets invoved when he needs too, and dosent at other times
didn't really like giorno but your opinion
Yeah bro respectful dosent equal good charecter
Whamuu was respectful
i was naming the good things about him
but Kars clearly had a better charecter
ig
But VA is the better part
He puts on a hard Dio like appearance in front of enemies
Dude respect should be given for Jonathan because he started the great JoJo
He is not similar to dio
but a kind side in, like Jonathan, in front of his freinds
Yeah
this i 100% agree with
as much as i hate him
without him
all the other jojo's
would just seem like assholes
you hate jonathan?
yeah tbh
very very strange
Hating jonathan is impossible
His charecter didnt really stick with me
I don't hate Jonathan
and was overall just boring to watch
Or else Giorno can be 6/10 too
Very cringe jojo indeed
I'm going to re-watch the final episode of phantom blood for the 10th time
Do IT!!!
What no

What you're saying doesn't apply to jonathan
Jonathan is cringe Jojo
@cedar kraken u like Jonathan's sacrifice or Jolyne's sacrifice?
Jonathan's and jotaro's
Man how's Jolyne's Sacrifice better than Jonathan's
Check that guy's messages lol
He has to be joking
Jotaro became a girl
..
Lol
Jonathan's final moments were great
Jotaro was the one who sacrificed vruh
Yes
and he became a girl
...
how
New universe
He rlly talks about SBR universe
Jotaro isn't in sbr
Lol no
Clown
How de f did u read the manga
Vruh how can u say Jotaro is girl
??!?!?!?!?
Any arguments
No
Kei is the Keicho of SBR universe
Did you read JJL
Ofc
New universe*
U cant say that sbr universe lol
@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !
Then you should know that characters are referenced to be previous characters but they are not exactly those characters.
SBR universe, new universe, we can say it any way
If that were the case
Kira is also Jotaro.
And that's not jotaro
Yes
Josefumi is closer
Jhonny joestar is Jonathan joestar in new universe
his last name is the same as jotaro's
No he's Johnny Joestar. A reference to Jonathan Joestar, and the same with Gyro and Zeppeli, but they are their own characters.
HEEEEEEYYYY STORM
No
Just name references most of the time
Ah, that's the Storm I know and hate 
Ok goodbye
The who the f is he
❤️
obvious
there are 2 other zeppelis lol
If yes then ur dumb asf
He taught johnny about the spin
Gyro is gyro
So
Jesus
similar to the hamon part
did i say that?
He doesn’t have to be literally one of the zeppelis
(Although he is more a reference to ceasar than will)
Yes
(Literally has ceasar in his name)
Zamn I'm rlly confused he says Kei is Jotaro of SBR universe
William might be his dad
But not him
possibly
Kei and Dr. Kira
Yoshikage Kira
Dr. Kira
Atleast he doesn't have a hand fetish
hes gyro lol
Gyro is gyro
his name references caesar a bit
but he is completely different in basically every single way
just realized what the back of her top said
Kira is a narcissist




