jojolion

[crimson sparrow]

bohemian rhapsody or d4c more like

[young stirrup]

A stand that takes ahold of ur apps and messes with ur doodle jump game

[ornate fiber]

Bohemian Rhapsody, I said reality not dimensional hopping

[crimson sparrow]

ah makes sense

[young stirrup]

D4c is insane

[rose lava]

the first time i saw this i was like echoes act 4?

[ornate fiber]

Or a stand that sucks you into your phone

[young stirrup]

Ohh virtual battle

[chilly tartan]

Meat Canyon JoJoLion

[ornate fiber]

Memes like this go in #manga-jojokes please

[chilly tartan]

aight time to move it over

[ornate fiber]

Thank you!

[heavy ledge]

thanks take it off my sight

[young stirrup]

Big mouth'd

[chilly tartan]

nah it wasn't big mouth

[young stirrup]

Ik lmao

[chilly tartan]

Meat Canyon

[young stirrup]

[wispy lion]

Meat Canyon

[rose lava]

damn im at this part damn this hurt

[wispy lion]

it really did

[rose lava]

out of all the ways to go out

he really commited not alive

damn

[wispy lion]

at least he’ll still be known as a hero

[rose lava]

yeah

but still damn

that ended dark

[wispy lion]

it did
like that’s the last thing I expected from a death let alone one from Johnny

[rose lava]

yea

is that another jojo refference

[rose lava]

same energy

[wispy lion]

jojo reference in jojo

[oak wadi]

Why she be looking 50 tho

[rose lava]

idk lol

[minor ore]

She looks fine

[oak wadi]

She always be fine

[long flax]

So much for social distancing

[young stirrup]

Never cried over a mc death in jojo until johnny. I didnt realize how much i loved him as a character.

[rose lava]

ikr

[young stirrup]

He became so selfless in the end. Beginning sbr johnny would never do what he did for hina and george

[rose lava]

thats what

[young stirrup]

What?

[rose lava]

i mean what u said is what happened

[young stirrup]

Ph ya

[minor ore]

read stone ocean again lol

[young stirrup]

Too late already rereading sbr

[minor ore]

bruh johnys death wasnt emotional

it was like as if he had to make that hapen

but i dont blame u ig

[copper orchid]

MMMMMM for some panels yes...

[kind owl]

@copper orchid, Your Stand Rank is now level 8 !

[copper orchid]

but overall, b&w is wayyy hella better and you can obviously disagree

[minor ore]

i like ths shueshia scans but not the fan made ones

[cedar kraken]

every panel

[copper orchid]

I like the scans, jut the jojolion coloring and shading feels a bit off for me...just me tho so 🤷

[mystic pier]

yeah it is just you

[copper orchid]

thats....what I said...

[mystic pier]

yeah

you did

[copper orchid]

yeah

I did

[mystic pier]

correct

[copper orchid]

exactly

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-good-bye-bye-no-gif-5173989

[mystic pier]

[copper orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-nice-well-done-approve-good-job-gif-17717709

[minor ore]

based opinion

[boreal crow]

how we doin fellas

[minor ore]

kaato gives me an erection

[boreal crow]

god you're so right

and you're always here for me

[heavy ledge]

remember that johnny drawing

i was going to start it but i ended up playing valorant

[minor ore]

4ever and always

[minor ore]

Wow okay so I guess rushing B on Valorant is more important than Johnny

[heavy ledge]

chamber is more important than johnny

[minor ore]

GASP

unbelievable

[heavy ledge]

sorry i dont make the rules

im pompadoursexual

i was born this way

[ornate fiber]

Jose plays Valorant?

Baaaased

[fallen oyster]

👀

[heavy ledge]

i will deliver food i promise

[ornate fiber]

You draw Valorant too?

[heavy ledge]

no actually its gonna be the first time

but i need to do that jojolionjohnny first or i will feel guilty for the rest of my life

[ornate fiber]

Jojolion Johnny sailor baby.........

[hoary temple]

jojolion johnny is a flat boi

smushed

[boreal crow]

The hottest jojolion char is Joshu

[cedar kraken]

tamaki is hotter

joshu is close

[boreal crow]

Oh you’re kidding but I’m dead serious Joshu, Tooru and Jobin own my fat riddled heart

[cedar kraken]

JoJolion anime is going to be fire

we just have to wait for half a century

[glacial tulip]

Hm

I have a question does araki watch jojo anime?

[hoary temple]

how are we supposed to know we're not araki

[glacial tulip]

Just asking

[lapis charm]

giorno cujoh

[ornate fiber]

no

[lapis charm]

it’s gonna happen

[ornate fiber]

says who? my mom?

[lapis charm]

yeah

[ornate fiber]

no, cope

[lapis charm]

ratio

[placid swift]

prob not

[cedar kraken]

ask araki

[heavy ledge]

If giorno cujoh happens im dropping jojo

Good night

[bleak cosmos]

premeditated murder

[cedar kraken]

how?

Maybe in some alternative universe

[lapis charm]

it will

[alpine trench]

If giorno cujoh happens im dropping Araki in the ocean

[lapis charm]

no leaked srry

[glacial tulip]

Hmm

[glacial tulip]

Gimme his gmail or his number or social media to contact with him

[glacial tulip]

Nice giorono x joyline

[lapis charm]

naw like josuke 8

giorno 9👀

[glacial tulip]

Joyline 9 😱

Gay x lesbian

Wtf

[ornate fiber]

What

[cedar kraken]

[e-mail]

[glacial tulip]

Thanks

[cedar kraken]

Any time

[glacial tulip]

Hmm

Is this real?

[cedar kraken]

what do you think? Of course it is

[glacial tulip]

K just asking

[cedar kraken]

i made it up

[glacial tulip]

K

[alpine trench]

He is lying I talk with Araki by email every day

[glacial tulip]

[alpine trench]

Trust

[glacial tulip]

Wait a min lemme find the sbr iconic dialogue

[glacial tulip]

You're a righteous person,l want to believe you but l cant.

[alpine trench]

It's ok I don't need your trust... I have Araki's.

[glacial tulip]

Nice

[edgy tiger]

Would McQueen’s “highway to hell” result in a double KO against Tooru?

[prisma latch]

Oh my i never thought about that

He isnt technically pursuiting tooru right

[desert kestrel]

What is High way to Hell

I don’t mean the song

[tame plover]

Stand that lets you commit double suicide

Hermes fought the guy

[desert kestrel]

Oh that one

Mhm

[ornate fiber]

!w highway to hell

[desert kestrel]

What are the conditions for high way to hell again?

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Highway_to_Hell

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Highway to Hell

Highway to Hell (ハイウェイ・トゥ・ヘル, Haiwei Tu Heru) is the Stand of Thunder McQueen, featured in the sixth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Stone Ocean. Appearing as a set of propellers from their victim, Highway to Hell will inflict to a designated victim all the damage that McQueen suffers.

[ornate fiber]

Read it here buddy

[tame plover]

I am not sure if it’s damage reflection or the user has to commit suicide

Like if he gets stabbed in the heart or something by someone else will it also affect the target

Or is it only himself committing suicide

[ornate fiber]

Whatever McQueen suffers, the victim will get the same treatment

But idk if it HAS to be self harm

or damage from outside

TECHNICALLY, if someone pushed him into the water and he didn't bother to swim that could count?

[desert kestrel]

The wiki says it’s whenever he tried to kill himself

[ornate fiber]

Yeah, so it could be anything

If it's damage on him the victim gets it too

[desert kestrel]

So calamity can still strike him and it would not reflect onto Tooru

[placid swift]

MACQWEEN solos tooru

[ornate fiber]

Okay according to the wiki

[tame plover]

That’s what I said

[ornate fiber]

Starving himself also works on the victim

But wait if this is against tooru

The act of picking tooru as a target will activate calamity

before he can do any self harm

[brave geyser]

what if he wants to die tho

so the calamities just make his life perfectly safe no matter what

his calamity is being unable to get hurt

[ornate fiber]

He has to select a target to latch onto first doesn't he?

It's not specified, but he has to. And that is what triggers calamity, the intent to attach that target to him.

[brave geyser]

did he even choose hermes tho

she was just there when he tried to kill himself

[ornate fiber]

Probably, because he was shown to be suspicious of her by asking "yo why are you asking about me around"

[brave geyser]

tru

[tame plover]

Well if he knows approaching to attack tooru is dangerous and he would most likely die

If he goes to attack

Would that bassicly amount to him committing suicide

[ornate fiber]

OH SHIT.

[tame plover]

And not him being attacked

[ornate fiber]

So if... He goes to Tooru KNOWING his ability, in order to commit suicide.... He might have a chance?

[tame plover]

Yea

[ornate fiber]

Also the range is A.

Like he could just spot Tooru from afar

[tame plover]

I assumed it was infinite but he needs to be “close” to target a victim

[ornate fiber]

And then select him, get calamities thrown at him, damaging tooru

[ornate fiber]

It's never specified tbh

[brave geyser]

or the calamities protect him

[tame plover]

Hermes gets away from him and the ability doesn’t weaken or anything so

[ornate fiber]

Exactly.

So if he gets Calamities thrown at him AFTER "picking" Tooru he shares that damage

Thing is we don't know how he picks his targets

[tame plover]

Yea

But probably he can just like mentally choose

[ornate fiber]

Also are we considering his mental state of being capable of planning this shit

[tame plover]

Definitly not lol

[ornate fiber]

Then he could have a chance

Does not solo... But a chance.

[brave geyser]

superfly solos

[tame plover]

I wonder if highway to hell could kill Kars

[brave geyser]

what's tooru gonna do against it die

[tame plover]

Like would the ability make him die to drowning even if he normally would survive that

[brave geyser]

it seems to reflect the exact circumstances

not the effect

[ornate fiber]

Hehe listening to High Way to Hell

[brave geyser]

cause hermes made a new nose

and that worked

[tame plover]

Oh yea

Maybe McQueen should train to last a long while under water

[brave geyser]

yeah

[tame plover]

And then he can drown all his victims and survive

[brave geyser]

he can also just time it

right after they breathe out

go underwater

[tame plover]

Yea

[brave geyser]

they breathe in and drown

[tame plover]

But that’s some mc lvl smart

[ornate fiber]

This is Thunder McQueen ur right

He has the IQ of a walrus

[brave geyser]

no

lightning mcqueen

[ornate fiber]

DSNFKAJBF

[tame plover]

“YOUR PANTIES WONT STOP ME FROM KILLING MYSELF KACHOW”

[brave geyser]

lmao

[prisma latch]

This is the jojo battle of the century

tooru vs mcqueen

[brave geyser]

mcqueen claps

[tame plover]

Solos

[prisma latch]

Um what about cheap trick on tooru

[tame plover]

Solos

[ornate fiber]

MACKEWEEEEEN

[prisma latch]

Tooru solos ct or other way around?

[tame plover]

Other

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kachow-cars-lightning-mcqueen-gif-16364189

[prisma latch]

Gosh i would hate to have cheap trick

[brave geyser]

highway to hell, cheap trick, and superfly are the three strongest stands

[prisma latch]

Yep

[ornate fiber]

I wanna have High Way to Hell

[brave geyser]

what's ger gonna do against mcqueen, stop him from ever dying?

[ornate fiber]

Oh man

[brave geyser]

:(

[alpine trench]

Giorno will die infinitly i guess

[ornate fiber]

WAIT WAIT

GER vs High Way to Hell

???

[brave geyser]

highway to hell no dif

[alpine trench]

High way to hell was?

[ornate fiber]

!w high way to hell

[brave geyser]

kachow

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Highway_to_Hell
Not the correct result? Use !w page high way to hell for a direct link or !w search high way to hell for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Highway to Hell

Highway to Hell (ハイウェイ・トゥ・ヘル, Haiwei Tu Heru) is the Stand of Thunder McQueen, featured in the sixth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Stone Ocean. Appearing as a set of propellers from their victim, Highway to Hell will inflict to a designated victim all the damage that McQueen suffers.

[alpine trench]

Summon wiki for me pls

Thanks

[brave geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[alpine trench]

Ah im dumb I saw that episode yesterday

[brave geyser]

highway to hell

[ornate fiber]

LITERALLY HIM

[tame plover]

Wait

Wait wait wait

WIKI BOT

[ornate fiber]

Speak

[tame plover]

YOU LIVE

[ornate fiber]

Oh yeah

It's back

[tame plover]

MY DEAREST

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/the-return-of-the-king-lord-of-the-rings-ro-tk-title-card-gif-22191928

[brave geyser]

until new eps

[tame plover]

W

[alpine trench]

Even wiki bot gets done with this server lmao

[brave geyser]

i don't blame it

[prisma latch]

@alpine trench what would you do if you found out alessi was related to you

[alpine trench]

Yak?

This you?

[ornate fiber]

That's Yak

[prisma latch]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[brave geyser]

L

[ornate fiber]

Just ask him about Ch*colate D**sco

[brave geyser]

exposed

[prisma latch]

all I wanted was to be treated like a normal person !

[alpine trench]

Yeah this is yak alright

[ornate fiber]

Yup

[prisma latch]

But what would you do @alpine trench

[alpine trench]

You won't ever be

[ornate fiber]

Identities: uncovered

Your mom: done

Deez: nuts

[brave geyser]

you know who else is done

[alpine trench]

Reject my humanity

[brave geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-mom-woohoo-regular-show-gif-11347683

[alpine trench]

And finish what the abortion couldn't

[prisma latch]

Why you dont have to be near him

[alpine trench]

I can't beat him up without getting closer

[brave geyser]

yes you can

[alpine trench]

I can't, my arms aren't that long

[brave geyser]

legs

are longer than arms

[alpine trench]

But my arms are way stronger

#skippinglegday

[desert kestrel]

I almost broke the fingers of my hand a couple days ago

[umbral ivy]

i like how the jojolion channel is used for discussion of the actual part like twice a week

[nimble umbra]

steel balls to 4 balls
BIG BRAIN MOVE BY ARAKI

[minor ore]

Man general chat is really intense rn

[jovial linden]

Ok I haven’t finished but when Mitsubishi was flushing Yasuho, why did here Awaking III Leaves shoot at the wall with the Locacaca?

[hard meteor]

calamity

[jovial linden]

Oh so when her hand was hit with water and it went through her hand, her she lost control and her stand shot to the side?

[hard meteor]

yeah,wou used the water to force her stand to reveal the locacaca as an act of calimity

[sonic hollow]

i personally love awaking 3 leaves and i dont really know why

[ornate fiber]

Finally, someone who loves that stand

One of my fave JJL stands

[hard meteor]

its got a neat design and the ability is cool

[wispy lion]

That’s true

it’s also one of my favorites

[crisp vigil]

based people here

[wispy lion]

Indeed

[alpine trench]

It has a nice design

Sad it got used only once

But that's like almost every stand in jojolion

[hoary temple]

Not just jojolion but most non main character stands

Like part 4 love deluxe was only used in its arc

[boreal crow]

Best Jojolion stand is humanoid hermit purple duh

[signal seal]

wonder of you

[vagrant fjord]

jojolion underused too many stands

[honest talon]

@hot perch Joshu?

@sonic hollow ^ I think

[wispy lion]

probably

[sonic hollow]

thats what i thought but i dont find him anywhere near as annoying

keep in mind that i also hate joshu

[wispy lion]

Joshu may be annoying but he isn’t that annoying

[honest talon]

I was always waiting for his redemption.

[wispy lion]

just better on a tier

[honest talon]

I trusted he'd do good in the end....

[honest talon]

A tier?

[wispy lion]

half a tier

[sonic hollow]

Shigechi is f tier. Joshu is like f+ d- tier

Jobin is also somewhere there

[honest talon]

Jobin?!

You're tripping

[sonic hollow]

I know what I said

[vernal cave]

!w Wonder of U

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Wonder_of_U

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Wonder of U

Wonder of U (ワンダー・オブ・U(ユー), Wandā Obu Yū) is the Stand of Tooru featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, and introduced in the "The Wonder of You" story arc.

[vernal cave]

Finally it works

I still wonder, why didn't Araki put stats on it.

[copper orchid]

Y'all Im kinda burned out on Jojo's so Imma take a short break from reading JJL

[sonic hollow]

cause stand stats are dumb

a lot of stands dont have stats

[vernal cave]

WOU should be S for Power

Or A

[sonic hollow]

n/a in power
n/a in accuracy
E in speed
A in permanence
n/a in developement potential

[hard meteor]

It should be null for all stats

[crisp vigil]

how about no stats

[sonic hollow]

@little grotto S&W go beyond is a weaker version of spin than Tusk act 4's infinite rotation

so tusk could absolutely wipe the floor with WoU

[little grotto]

WoU can bypass Tusk prob

[kind owl]

@little grotto, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[sonic hollow]

bruh if go beyond can bypass WoU

than so can Tusk act 4

[little grotto]

well alr then but GER can still wipe the floor with tusk

[sonic hollow]

because Go Beyond is a weaker spin than act 4

[little grotto]

and MiH at full speed

and TWOH

if non canon

[sonic hollow]

TWOH doesnt exist, MiH at full speed doesnt mean invincible, and GER is bullshit and i hate it

[sleek finch]

yeah putting ger against other stands isn't very fun at all

[little grotto]

TWOH beat him in the game though, and MiH can blitz tusk (Im not debating about MiH again I just had a debate that lasted a day about that), and GER yea its kinda unfair but still

[sonic hollow]

obviously GER would win, TWOH is literally written to be stupidly overpowered, and like i said MiH could get fucked if Johnny got a good shot

[little grotto]

No debating about MiH please, i just had a horribly long debate about that. All depends if it Pucci is full speed or not, or if Pucci is the user or if its just the stand itself

[sonic hollow]

what was the debate about lol

[little grotto]

MiH and LT vs Tusk and SP, it was horrible ;-;

[sonic hollow]

...

i dont even know how to react to that

that is by far, the stupidest match up i've ever seen

[hard meteor]

fr

[little grotto]

as well as the most evil

[desert kestrel]

It can

Just as it can bypass GER too

[desert kestrel]

You’re saying Tusk can bypass WOU how?

Based on what

[little grotto]

Please we already came to our conclusion

[sonic hollow]

the same way go beyond did

spin

[desert kestrel]

Didn’t see it

[desert kestrel]

There’s a difference

[little grotto]

oh alright

[sonic hollow]

oh for fucks sake

[little grotto]

well

im out!

have fun

[sonic hollow]

OF COURSE there a fucking difference.

[desert kestrel]

The only reason go beyond bypassed it is because it is above logic

Tusk isn’t above logic

[sonic hollow]

im not getting into this

[desert kestrel]

Then you should fucking know that Tusk can’t bypass it just by using the power of gravity

[desert kestrel]

Then don’t

[sleek finch]

been a while since i read sbr but can johnny use tusk act 4 whenever he wants it after he's unlocked it or does he have to meet those specific requirements every time

[sonic hollow]

yes

he just cant use infinite spin unless he's on horseback

[sleek finch]

ah ok that makes sense ig

[wary mantle]

this gotta be one of the most beautiful jojo panels

[desert kestrel]

True

[umbral ivy]

unpopular opinion

JJL has the best end panel out of all the parts

[sonic hollow]

stone ocean

[tulip bolt]

W

[sonic hollow]

JJL's end panel looks good but it isnt even close to Stone Oceans

[umbral ivy]

[sonic hollow]

shut the fuck up lemon

[tulip bolt]

ah you're right

[umbral ivy]

HAMON BEAT DISCORD???

[sonic hollow]

https://c.tenor.com/sxLBjystCmIAAAAM/damn-daniel-one-piece.gif

[tulip bolt]

HAMON BEAT x)

[little grotto]

Hamon beat is islamophobic, he deserves to be cancelled.

[wary mantle]

damn daniel

[tulip bolt]

rlly

[umbral ivy]

even if he isnt, hes entitled and i dont like him

[little grotto]

Yea he said some islamophobic stuff on twitter. I'm christian, but people deserve to have their rights. #HamonBeatOut

[sonic hollow]

🤡

[sonic hollow]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[little grotto]

I never liked him, like he just ruined the Araki Forgot Joke, lol

[tulip bolt]

bruh rlly lmao

[sonic hollow]

its not a funny joke. it deserved to be ruined

it also spread legit misinformation around

[little grotto]

well I found it funny, guess some members of the jojo community didnt consider it a joke at least.

[umbral ivy]

ok so some people think araki forget this. if you think this, you are the weakest link in society and you deserve to be burned at the stake

[sonic hollow]

cause a lot of people started taking it seriously and thought jojo had bad writing

[tulip bolt]

religion made again things go bad

[little grotto]

JoJo has the best writing

[little grotto]

nah its just hamon beat

[little grotto]

araki forgets things sometimes though, he admits it himself.

He says that he is very forgetful and that we know more about the series than him most likely.

Although he does forget sometimes, not as much as the level as the Shuckmeister made it out to be.

[umbral ivy]

g-guys! stop saying araki forgot! its not fair to him guys! stop!!!

[sonic hollow]

But those are usually really small things that don’t really impact the story. The rest are people just not understanding basic plot details

[tulip bolt]

bruh religion make war on earth so i'm not religious anymore i have my own concept of eternity

[sonic hollow]

Very based

[little grotto]

Thats a religion, your own concept on things. lol.

[vocal scroll]

???

[wary mantle]

he forgot

[tulip bolt]

no because it's only my point of view

[umbral ivy]

grrrrr!!!!!

[little grotto]

Some scenes of the manga get cut out into the anime, so its not really their fault. Some translations or scenes werent able to make it into the anime, so anime onlies might say araki forgot some things more than manga readers.

[sonic hollow]

Even manga readers say dumb shit

Not exclusive to the anime

[little grotto]

A religion is what you believe to be in the after life. It isnt official, since you need 3 people to start it, but its still your religion. Its the people that can respect other peoples religions that start war on earth, its not religion itselfs fault.

[kind owl]

@little grotto, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[tulip bolt]

and also i don't forced people to believe in what i believe

[vocal scroll]

Manga readers are stupid as hell

They always have the dumbest ideas

[little grotto]

Because they dont remember every line of the manga lol

[umbral ivy]

_ _

[kind owl]

@umbral ivy, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[tulip bolt]

lol go back to your history classroom for learn the crusades

and say it wasn't a religion war

[wary mantle]

sadly since its the best part

[vocal scroll]

Case in point, this is the stupidest thing I’ve heard today

[little grotto]

Sorry! I never learned that. Because here in the U.S, you only learn: Independence > Civil War > World Wars > Civil Rights Movement > Repeat in more detail

[little grotto]

Im tired of debating today so I'm just saying the most stupid things right now

[vocal scroll]

Uh huh

That’s why you’re defending it

[little grotto]

I just had like a 24h debate

[sonic hollow]

I’m not talking about small lines. I’m talking about MAJOR plot details people straight up ignore

[little grotto]

Oh yea, they're dumb

[sonic hollow]

Also

[vocal scroll]

Why tf you debating people for 24 hours

[little grotto]

I go to extreme lengths to prove a point

[tulip bolt]

well for make it quick, the chistians invade Jerusalem for take power on the tomb of Jesus

[umbral ivy]

oh my fucking god

[lapis charm]

this convo isn’t necessary

[kind owl]

@lapis charm, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[vocal scroll]

Next time try going to extreme lengths to get some bitches

[wary mantle]

yes

[lapis charm]

yeah that

[sonic hollow]

This whole thing sparked because I used a hamon beat sticker btw

[lapis charm]

that’ll happen

[wary mantle]

im leaving now

[sonic hollow]

Yep

[tulip bolt]

yeah lmao

[sonic hollow]

I’m stealing this

[little grotto]

Well, I try to be different at least. Anyway, lets stop talking about sensitive topics, I'm tired of arguing and I don't want to get into an argument.

[wary mantle]

damn

[tulip bolt]

yup me too

[sonic hollow]

Have that video. Funny as fuck

[umbral ivy]

anyways whats your favorite JJL volume cover

[sonic hollow]

The one with the character on it

[umbral ivy]

true

i like this one

[little grotto]

how about this one

[placid swift]

same

[tulip bolt]

🤌

[lapis charm]

The back of JoJonium vol 3 has johnathan wearing joseph’s headband and it makes no sense😭

[sonic hollow]

Put it in #manga-jojokes

[wary mantle]

why did he look like that as a kid

[umbral ivy]

angola right now:

[vocal scroll]

I like the 22 cover

I like the flags

[manic lark]

or more rather #anime-jojokes since it is part 4 Josuke

[little grotto]

Who is the first JoJo Shown in the anime?
A: Jolyne
B: Jonathan
C: Jotaro
D: Josuke
E: Giorno

[tulip bolt]

he was already a chad

[umbral ivy]

like 90% sure its jolyne

[sonic hollow]

Part 4 has manga too.

[wary mantle]

avdol

[vocal scroll]

Ah fuck I forgot Tsurugi was on it

That immediately docks points

[little grotto]

Its Jonathan, the opening didnt play in the first episode

[wary mantle]

tru

[sonic hollow]

Based and true

[little grotto]

[umbral ivy]

🤓

[tulip bolt]

jack the ripper

[manic lark]

okay, but i'm pointing out #anime-jojokes is an option too

[tulip bolt]

Help reference

[sonic hollow]

I’m just fuckin with you btw

[umbral ivy]

why does doggy look like that

fucking crimson chin

[tulip bolt]

🤓

[vocal scroll]

Cause he’s a doggy

It’s his snout

[wary mantle]

jjl covers are so gooood

[umbral ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/crimson-gif-5051678

[tulip bolt]

it is pretty cool

[lapis charm]

jolyne🙈

[tulip bolt]

c for CHAD

[vocal scroll]

12’s probably my favorite

[little grotto]

Jonathan

[lapis charm]

that’s the best one hands down

[lapis charm]

no check i’m right.

[vocal scroll]

But 21 kinda speaks to me...

[little grotto]

No you arent because the opening doesnt play in the first episode

[wary mantle]

soft and wet best stand

[kind owl]

@wary mantle, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[umbral ivy]

funny how gappy is both the best looking AND the strongest jojo 😹

[tulip bolt]

nope

[wary mantle]

yes

[placid swift]

jonathan

[rugged stream]

ohhh we talking volume covers?

[lapis charm]

lmao yes it does🤧

[wary mantle]

for me it is

[placid swift]

the opening didn't appear until the 2nd episode

[tulip bolt]

my opinion it's Vitamin C

[rugged stream]

no it doesn't

[little grotto]

no it doesnt

[vocal scroll]

He has Dr Kira in him he was blessed to be beautiful

[wary mantle]

i like speed king too

[lapis charm]

johnathan isn’t even a jojo he’s a mexican

[tulip bolt]

yup me too

[umbral ivy]

walking heart

[rugged stream]

lmao waackass troll

[tulip bolt]

bruh yasuho is being liquefied by Vitamin C

[umbral ivy]

top 3 JJL moments

i love walking heart

[vocal scroll]

The girlboss stand

[sonic hollow]

Dude got FUCKED

[umbral ivy]

yaasified jojo

[wary mantle]

sadly super underused

[little grotto]

I would learn to bloodbend so I could give people I hate boners

[tulip bolt]

L for Damo

[umbral ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[sonic hollow]

My favorite moment in jjl is when josuke obliterates damos head

[tulip bolt]

x)

[wary mantle]

fatality

[tulip bolt]

mine is when tooru was beat down

[vocal scroll]

And it’s all one fluid motion

[tulip bolt]

bonk

[little grotto]

Same bruh

[umbral ivy]

fucking L

[tulip bolt]

bruh the coincidence we were talking about damo and my playlist go random on Vitamin C

[vocal scroll]

Mine is when Sakunami cleaned between her toes with the water she was drinking

[tulip bolt]

Hato is fucking flexible

[umbral ivy]

the heels can flex 😩

[vocal scroll]

Damo’s also a shorty

[umbral ivy]

stop

[tulip bolt]

i go eat guys see you later

[tulip bolt]

chad

[tulip bolt]

bruh

[vocal scroll]

[wary mantle]

why is it colored like that

[umbral ivy]

how did josuke fumble karera like that

[vocal scroll]

They do that shit to show like the background in focus so they color what’s in front to make it seem like “out of focus”

It doesn’t look good though

[vocal scroll]

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING

[umbral ivy]

SHES LITERALLY GLEAMING

[vocal scroll]

Yasuho fucking wishes she were that bad

[umbral ivy]

this makes me angry

[vocal scroll]

You had it all right there on a silver platter Gappy and not a single of your 4 nuts responded

[umbral ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/sweaty-speedruner-gif-20263880

[vocal scroll]

[wary mantle]

she ugly tbh

[vocal scroll]

COME ON

[umbral ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/aba-enel-gif-22645318

[wary mantle]

like what is this hair

[vocal scroll]

You have a Tooru pfp and you have the audacity to make fun of another character’s hair

[wary mantle]

yes

[vocal scroll]

The dude wears a whole ass helmet

[wary mantle]

i love his hair

[vocal scroll]

His hair was cool until it became perfectly spherical

[wary mantle]

yes

[vocal scroll]

This was the superior design

[umbral ivy]

if only dolomite didnt get zapped to hell

[vocal scroll]

Why are his sleeves a different color than his shirt

[umbral ivy]

thats not uncommon

[wary mantle]

weird

[vocal scroll]

Busted ass colors

[kind owl]

@vocal scroll, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[alpine trench]

you see that everywhere lmao

[minor ore]

bark bark

[wary mantle]

never saw it

[vocal scroll]

Me neither

[wary mantle]

ayo

[umbral ivy]

if karera needs a dog i can bark

[wary mantle]

down bad

[alpine trench]

not even this ?

[wary mantle]

thats the same color

[vocal scroll]

Shit she could probably make you one just grow hair all over you

[vocal scroll]

^^

[zealous perch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

Karera fans

[alpine trench]

The sleeves belong to the jacket

[vocal scroll]

Yeah

Read what I said

[alpine trench]

WDYM

[vocal scroll]

“Why are his sleeves a different color than his shirt”

[desert kestrel]

Walmart Fugó

[wary mantle]

i hate her cant understand that she has fans

[vocal scroll]

As opposed to the vest he’s wearing

[zealous perch]

I cant say i hate her but shes too much of a slob

[vocal scroll]

Cause she’s so skrunkly bro

[umbral ivy]

wasnt she acting

[alpine trench]

but... those sleeves not just don't belong to the shirt are also a different color

[vocal scroll]

She’s got that Misato appeal

[zealous perch]

Acting? Wdym

[zealous perch]

Aight true cant argue on that one

[vocal scroll]

How do you know they don’t belong to the shirt

[umbral ivy]

like pretending to be dirty or something

[desert kestrel]

She’s hot but over all she’s mid

[hard meteor]

nah thats just how she is

[wary mantle]

nah i bet she is

[zealous perch]

Yea she aint acting 😬

[vocal scroll]

I’m on the Sakunami hill til I die

[alpine trench]

Because it's a jacket that exists, you can see one in every store

[minor ore]

That is not acting... She even used her dirty ass stand to put hair in the kebab and get one for free

[vocal scroll]

Wait you’re talking about the image you sent?

[alpine trench]

💀

You lost me

[vocal scroll]

Mf no those are the sleeves of the jacket he’s wearing, and he’s wearing a sleeveless vest over it

[minor ore]

i hope not

[vocal scroll]

Wtf are you on about then

[desert kestrel]

Smart

[wary mantle]

yes true

[alpine trench]

No it fucking isnt lmao

[vocal scroll]

Prove

[alpine trench]

hmmmm

[wary mantle]

it is

lmao

[vocal scroll]

Shitting my pants

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen

That looks stupid

[alpine trench]

idk about you but I see this everywhere

[wary mantle]

tru

[vocal scroll]

I don’t I live in the south

[zealous perch]

Denim

[alpine trench]

I guess diferent places different clothes

[wary mantle]

same

[alpine trench]

Neither do I

[vocal scroll]

Huh

[alpine trench]

well anyway... where is the lion

[vocal scroll]

It’s a rock animal

It killed Johnny

[wary mantle]

its hidden in a soap bubble

[alpine trench]

Gappy stoled our lion

Worst jojo then

[vocal scroll]

Dr. Wu actually turns into a bajillion microscopic lions when he disintegrates

[wary mantle]

i dont understand a thing but agreed

[alpine trench]

the word bajilion?

[zealous perch]

Could 1 trillion dr wulions beat the sun?

[alpine trench]

Which was actually a really good pun btw

[wary mantle]

when its night yes

[vocal scroll]

After killing the user yes

[zealous perch]

Im glad i was understood

[alpine trench]

I have heard their entire life was made perfectly no way they will fail now

[minor ore]

it's here

[hard meteor]

yes

[vocal scroll]

This goes hard I will be screenshotting

[wary mantle]

damn you found it

[alpine trench]

Finally

the hunt is over

[zealous perch]

Whats its name

[vocal scroll]

The jojo lion

[wary mantle]

jonathan joestar

[zealous perch]

[alpine trench]

Josuke Higashikata

[zealous perch]

[wary mantle]

btw what is this one

why

[vocal scroll]

Have we located the jojo rabbit yet

[wary mantle]

yes name is joseph joestar

[vocal scroll]

[wary mantle]

[alpine trench]

I don't think we have, but legends say it's gonna be the main jojo in part 9, centered around Germany in 1939

Could be wrong tho

[wary mantle]

i heard its gonna be the main villain

[vocal scroll]

Speaking of part 9, I saw somebody in a YT comment section who said “omg guys if the destination is New Guinea the next part could be a pirate part!”

Like it’s modern day why wouldn’t they just fucking fly there

[wary mantle]

in jojolion was no lion so in jojolands is not gonna be land

[alpine trench]

Nah part 2 proved that germans are always the good guys

[wary mantle]

im german cant confirm

[tulip bolt]

[alpine trench]

You are onto something

[tulip bolt]

[wary mantle]

its gon be space

[alpine trench]

Kars is back baby

[zealous perch]

Idk why but i always thought Doremifasolati Do looked like a rabbit. Once i looked at it more i stopped but for some reason, that face was very rabbitish to me

[tulip bolt]

bruh

[wary mantle]

imagine being rabbit

[vocal scroll]

You’re smoking crack

[tulip bolt]

[zealous perch]

Idk it just looked like rabbit to me. That blep tongue i guess

[wary mantle]

[vocal scroll]

Rabbits don’t do that though...

[wary mantle]

tru bet they got some crack rabbits

[alpine trench]

Must be rabbits from the south

[zealous perch]

[tulip bolt]

i had one i can confirm

[vocal scroll]

[wary mantle]

[kind owl]

@wary mantle, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[tulip bolt]

no one ask

[wary mantle]

thats what i thought

[tulip bolt]

x) Joseph joestar moment

[wary mantle]

joseph worst jojo tbh

[tulip bolt]

no he's pretty good in pt2

[wary mantle]

yea but the rest is whacky

[hard meteor]

fumi better

[tulip bolt]

yup

[wary mantle]

in part 8 hes cool

[tulip bolt]

Wetal is always W

[zealous perch]

Bwuh he was in like barely 2 chapters

[wary mantle]

still better then part 3 and 4

[zealous perch]

Fair

[wary mantle]

like part 3 joseph cnt be the same person as part 2 joseph

[alpine trench]

Joseph part 2 is one if not the best Jojo

[wary mantle]

nah

hes next to jolyne the worst in my opinion

[tulip bolt]

no johnny is the best

[vocal scroll]

I can name at least 7 jojos better than him

[alpine trench]

L

Alot of bad opinions over here smh..

[wary mantle]

nah i only spit fax

[alpine trench]

A guy that thinks Jolyne is the worst jojo and another that thinks it's Joseph

[wary mantle]

part 3 worst part

[zealous perch]

johnathans my least favorite but i still like him

[tulip bolt]

L

[alpine trench]

True, but that's not Joseph part tho

[wary mantle]

both are

[vocal scroll]

Part 3 sucks that shit is boring as hell

[prisma latch]

@alpine trench What would you do if there was a stand that could stop time and it was called the world

[tulip bolt]

ot's not that worst

[zealous perch]

Only thing i liked about part 3 was the final fight

[alpine trench]

Imaaagine

[wary mantle]

part 2 and 3 << part 1

[zealous perch]

^

[tulip bolt]

i will get closer

[alpine trench]

I would try to overcame the Joestar bloodline and achieve heaven

[prisma latch]

😯 🤯

[vocal scroll]

Unironically part 1<part 3<part 2

[wary mantle]

my list is: hat josuke, johnny, jotaro, giorno, josuke, jonathan, jospeh and jolyne

[alpine trench]

Also before my death I would fill my head with make-up to go out beautiful

Green lipstick to be more precise

[prisma latch]

Oh my gosh thats pretty cool

[alpine trench]

[wary mantle]

smt wrong with it?

[vocal scroll]

Why hate Jolyne

[prisma latch]

Personally id rather put on a weird hat with swirly lines wear piss colored pants and have an op stand

[wary mantle]

idk shes just the worst

i still like her

[alpine trench]

Imagine unironically saying Jolyne is the worst jojo

[vocal scroll]

But why

[wary mantle]

her stand is whack

[tulip bolt]

for me i will do my coming out

[prisma latch]

my favorite parts are literally 4 6 7 and 8

[alpine trench]

So? Crazy diamond is literally heal

[wary mantle]

mine are 8 7 5

[vocal scroll]

^^

[wary mantle]

still better

[tulip bolt]

8;7;6 for me

[alpine trench]

7,6,4

[prisma latch]

i use to not like part 6 but after a reread it became one of my favorites

[vocal scroll]

7,8,4,5

[alpine trench]

the opposite happened to me after rereading Golden wind

[wary mantle]

to me my first fav was sbr but after rereading it only got second since i dont like how it turned at the end

[vocal scroll]

I fucking hated GW at first cause I read the shit scans and had no idea what was going on

And I thought Giorno’s character was dumb

[wary mantle]

wished for more horse racing

[vocal scroll]

But now I fuck with it

[prisma latch]

Oh yeah thats probably the same reason why i ended up not liking stone ocean at first

[alpine trench]

I still find Giorno character to be dumb

[wary mantle]

yes

[vocal scroll]

Yeah still wish he had more going on

[alpine trench]

Not dumb more like boring as hell

[vocal scroll]

I just personally wish Araki had capitalized on him being Dio’s son more

But it kind of turned into an afterthought

[alpine trench]

It turned into a seven paged Muda

[prisma latch]

Gosh yeah when you really compare him with the other jojo cast he is pretty boring

[wary mantle]

hes like the opposite of dio

[vocal scroll]

Muda cool but he kinda boring

[wary mantle]

and why didnt he try helping pucci like the others did

[vocal scroll]

I wouldn’t say that, he’s still got Dio’s vicious ambition

[zealous perch]

Bucciarati was the real protagonist of part 5 tbh

[wary mantle]

true

[prisma latch]

i never really talk about part 5 anyways because what else can i even say It was good but it isnt really my favorite

[alpine trench]

True

Giorno worst jojo in my opinion tbh

[lapis charm]

yeah basically

[vocal scroll]

I think Araki made some kind of note about how “Ohhh Giorno might even be in Florida right now” while MIH was going on

[zealous perch]

I dont think hes the worst but i understand the criticisms

[lapis charm]

no it was mista😭

[tulip bolt]

stealing in progress

[vocal scroll]

But it’s not like it matters

[zealous perch]

That was made after the release in the whatever its called version

[lapis charm]

in the character page for one of Dio’s kids it mentions Giorno could be in florida

[vocal scroll]

Then it super doesn’t matter

[wary mantle]

no i mean like every son of dio went like really early on the goal to help pucci since dio died they had that goal

[zealous perch]

Yea not sure why thwy put it in

[alpine trench]

Pretty obvious he wouldn't appear

[lapis charm]

araki also said Joseph is alive during part 6

[alpine trench]

False hopes smh

[vocal scroll]

If Giorno appeared what would he have done

[wary mantle]

joseph is immortal

[alpine trench]

So? That was just for our hearts to be at ease that the best jojo is still alive

[zealous perch]

Idk if its stated in manga or its fanon ive heard but i read somewhere that he was immune to puccis blood signal cause hes too just or smtn

[vocal scroll]

Araki would have made things go the same way anyway cause he wanted it to end the way it did

[tulip bolt]

true

[lapis charm]

jolyne loses her part:(

[vocal scroll]

So Giorno appearing would have been dumb cause he would’ve had to lose

[hard meteor]

Nah that’s just fanon bs

[lapis charm]

the best jojo rlly is the one who cheated on his wife😭

[hard meteor]

He didn’t show up because it would make mih anti climactic

[wary mantle]

worst*

[alpine trench]

Eh, almost every jojo has done worst

[zealous perch]

Giorno being there wouldnt have even made mih reverse, it would just mean that pucci couldnt attack him. It wouldve been dumb as hell

[lapis charm]

i mean the actual worst jojo is Jolyne right

[prisma latch]

can you imagine

[alpine trench]

No, the worst is giorno

[prisma latch]

giorno ends up being the one to beat pucci 🗿

[wary mantle]

yes but i place both on same place

[lapis charm]

but like on sundays it’s jolyne

[vocal scroll]

Giorno’s too op to have made a cameo yeah

[lapis charm]

GER wasn’t meant to appear twice araki wouldve f’d himself

[wary mantle]

btw worst localized name?

[lapis charm]

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

[zealous perch]

Golden wind/stone ocean

[vocal scroll]

That’s the best one

[alpine trench]

He said worst not best

[prisma latch]

that cant d4c localization

[hard meteor]

Reverb isn’t the worst but I just hate how stupidly unnecessary it was

[zealous perch]

Cracking smoke

[prisma latch]

why would it be filthy acts at a reasonable price

[lapis charm]

it’s not gonna be good when they have to say it unironically

[vocal scroll]

Flaccid pancake

[prisma latch]

its going to be something lame

[zealous perch]

Uo there with flaccid pancake

[wary mantle]

she*

[lapis charm]

it is

[prisma latch]

Is it teally

[vocal scroll]

Dude that’s gonna be the fucking best

[tulip bolt]

[prisma latch]

I just don't see it happening

[wary mantle]

flaccid pancake?

[prisma latch]

It cant be filthy acts

[alpine trench]

She i guess

[lapis charm]

flaccid pancake is pretty good

[zealous perch]

Limp bizkit localization

[lapis charm]

it is

[tulip bolt]

localised name of limp bizkit

[alpine trench]

flaccid pancake is ironically pretty good

[prisma latch]

Its going to be something so lame like cheap deeds i tell you

[tulip bolt]

and funny

[wary mantle]

damn sounds really bad

[vocal scroll]

But that’s too short, filthy acts at a reasonable price is hilarious

[wary mantle]

worst one is zipper man

[lapis charm]

if flaccid pancake made it to the anime Filthy Acts will

[tulip bolt]

XD

[wary mantle]

dimes for crimes

[hard meteor]

Flaccid pancake was funny the first 3 times it was said

[vocal scroll]

If they can say zipper man and lil bomber unironically they can most definitely say filthy acts unironically

[lapis charm]

my moms hourly rate for her night job👀

[alpine trench]

The only opinion from you I agree to this point lmao

[zealous perch]

Zipper man shouldnt work but dub actor makes it

[lapis charm]

as a male prostitute

[wary mantle]

thanks bud

[alpine trench]

Yw

[prisma latch]

But limp bizkit isnt in the anime yet though

Is it really flaccid pancake in stone ocean anime

[wary mantle]

i watched dub first so i unironicly said zipper man💀

[hard meteor]

We don’t know yet

[vocal scroll]

It’s been in other shit

[zealous perch]

In the games/other media its flaccid pancake

[prisma latch]

Im not going to say what the games say it is

[wary mantle]

full moon is really bad too

[zealous perch]

Yea full moon aint that strong of a name

[kind owl]

@zealous perch, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[prisma latch]

Why flaccid pancake

[wary mantle]

like just stay with c moon

[vocal scroll]

The games’ localized names have been consistent with the anime so far

[prisma latch]

Or Sea Moon 😯

[hard meteor]

Full moon is fucking ass literally just call it new moon or crescent moon

[wary mantle]

that would be so funny

[zealous perch]

Copyright??

[tulip bolt]

see moon

[wary mantle]

ignore the rules

[zealous perch]

Sea moon

[alpine trench]

Can you sea the moon?

[zealous perch]

Shit true

[wary mantle]

not to mention maiden heaven

[tulip bolt]

and go in jail

[wary mantle]

yes

[alpine trench]

to met jolyne

[wary mantle]

aslong as no full moon

[zealous perch]

Were in jail anyways

[vocal scroll]

Maiden heaven is a really good one

[tulip bolt]

i can see the moon on the sea

[zealous perch]

I like maiden

[wary mantle]

nah

[prisma latch]

Maiden heaven is cool

[kind owl]

@prisma latch, Your Stand Rank is now level 21 !

[hard meteor]

Maiden heaven is good yeah

[alpine trench]

Maiden Heaven doesn't go well together

But it sounds kinda good? kinda

[vocal scroll]

It’s literally pronounced the same

[wary mantle]

i would suggest: craftet in paradise

[prisma latch]

Probably because youre just saying made in heaven but spelled differently

[zealous perch]

Maiden heaven is said the exact same way as maid in heaven

Anyone who says otherwise is cracking smoke

[tulip bolt]

who ask lol

[alpine trench]

Pronunciation shaming

[zealous perch]

And PROUD

[wary mantle]

damn

[vocal scroll]

It’s a shame my balls are so pronounced on your chin

[wary mantle]

best stand song refference?

[prisma latch]

You know what now that i think about it the localization might just end up being limp biscuits

What would you do if it was

[vocal scroll]

Cry

[wary mantle]

same

[hard meteor]

I’d been fine with that

[zealous perch]

Sob uncontrollably

[prisma latch]

Limp biscuit makes more sense than dumb flaccid pancake

[zealous perch]

Feeble minded little hater

[alpine trench]

King Nothing, fits perfectly with the nature of both the stand and the user

[prisma latch]

Look localizations end up being really lame and cheap

[tulip bolt]

🤌

[prisma latch]

like zipper man

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Scary monsters is very self explanatory

[wary mantle]

mine is soft and wet

[hot perch]

I actually like joshu but most people hate the guy

[prisma latch]

I like joshu too

[wary mantle]

fits hat josuke well

[tulip bolt]

no he's a chad

[hard meteor]

Based sydoine

[wary mantle]

i hate joshu

[vocal scroll]

Joshu’s my favorite character

[wary mantle]

tf is this hair

[tulip bolt]

shut up joshu solos you

[tulip bolt]

chad hair

[vocal scroll]

^^

[wary mantle]

i solo his hair style

[prisma latch]

is this early jojolion

[alpine trench]

And another L