jojolion

[minor ore]

@ivory jetty look how they look the same but have features that you can clearly say "this character is this person and such and such".

its not as bad as SBR was with it

[ivory jetty]

Oh

Yes

[tulip bolt]

i notice that too

[vernal cave]

!w Ozone Baby

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Ozon_Baby

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Ozon Baby

Ozon Baby (オゾン・ベイビー, Ozon Beibī) is the Stand of Poor Tom, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[vernal cave]

So this stand controls air pressure?

[minor ore]

!w Wonder of U

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Wonder_of_U

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Wonder of U

Wonder of U (ワンダー・オブ・U(ユー), Wandā Obu Yū) is the Stand of Tooru featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, and introduced in the "The Wonder of You" story arc. Wonder of U is also a primary antagonist in JoJolion.

[grave moth]

Autumn leaves is the best stand

Fight me

[minor ore]

I wont agree or disagree, your pfp is scaring me

[ornate fiber]

I won’t disagree because you’re right

Mitsuba in general >

[minor ore]

Mitsuba ♥️

[grave moth]

Also the vitamin c arc may be important

But its fundementally boring

Cry about it

[minor ore]

I will

[minor storm]

Soft and wet is the best stand

[grave moth]

Trollos

[minor storm]

Name also

[grave moth]

Wonder of u is better inmo

[ornate fiber]

HOW IS IT BORING

[minor storm]

[minor ore]

^

[ornate fiber]

One of if not the most coolest JJL arcs

[tame plover]

Did they just call vitamin c and killer queen boring

Humanity has ended

[minor ore]

Somehow yes

[tame plover]

We are devolving

[ornate fiber]

Yeah. We are devolving

[minor ore]

I think were past that stage at this point

[tame plover]

Going all the way back to amoeba in the water

[ornate fiber]

Primordial Soup

[grave moth]

I came to watch ghosts fight eachother, not to see people in a boat talking about the magic fig

[golden wind]

Why is tooru good

[ornate fiber]

BUT MAGIC FIG IS THE WHOLE PLOT OF JJL….

[grave moth]

Cause you’re a gigachad

[placid swift]

back to no celled organisms

[grave moth]

Yes, but that boat scene went for too long

[neon raft]

[grave moth]

Rokakaka is ultimately an extremely intresting concept, dont get me wrong

[ornate fiber]

But in that boat we finally got to see KQ and Kira + Josefumi how was that boring

[grave moth]

Well uhh

My balls are bigger

I win the argument

[neon raft]

kira was a vampire right

[brave geyser]

yeah making a way to get rid of stands was a cool idea

[ornate fiber]

[tame plover]

KQ8 is absolutely overpowered

[placid swift]

sheer heart attack looks so round

[tame plover]

Still looses to flaccid man

[ornate fiber]

Because plot

[placid swift]

damo built different

[whole finch]

???????

???

[neon raft]

post the wryyyy panel

[minor ore]

Peak

[minor ore]

Kira is so cool

[brave geyser]

^

[tame plover]

^^

[ornate fiber]

^^^

[whole finch]

^^^^

[hard meteor]

^^^^^^^

[crisp vigil]

when jojolion coloring was good

[ornate fiber]

sigh. Unfortunate.

[heavy field]

haha spray paint go psss

[crisp vigil]

airbrush ewww

[heavy field]

dont forget the ✨ fading ✨

[heavy ledge]

My life has been blessed by the hottest doctor

Thanks araki thank you so much

[pallid flume]

nope, still looks bad

[ornate fiber]

@clear stream This yo mans?

[brave geyser]

he chillin

[clear stream]

😍

[ornate fiber]

AYO-

[ornate fiber]

Lodi Dodi, he likes to party

[crisp vigil]

rai smokin the fat dart

[minor ore]

ro ka pls

[grave moth]

No

[minor ore]

;-; im trying to get twoh

[grave moth]

Mom said its my turn on the equivalent exchange

[minor ore]

i always get tw when i want mr pres

when i want tw i dont get

[grave moth]

Are you talking about a roblox game?

[minor ore]

y e s

[grave moth]

Wrong channel, buddy

This place is for discussing the manga JoJolion

[minor ore]

i know 😔

[elder mortar]

hi

[astral cradle]

Does anyone know where to read JoJolion chapters without ads on phone? I’m on chapter 70 and I can’t find anything past that :(

[kind owl]

@astral cradle, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[junior coral]

Mangadex.org

It’s the only place that goes past 70 In color + no ads

The last 8 chapters aren’t in color yet so you’ll have to read in b/w just for those

[astral cradle]

Ty :)

[south bronze]

are jojo part 8 is worth it

?

[placid swift]

yes

[south bronze]

@placid swift thx for the info

[minor ore]

Has watched/read up to part 7

Finishes it

Comes here

Guys is it worth it to read the next part

No man it aint worth it go away

Go watch somethin else

[crisp vigil]

ikr

you’ve gone through 7 (hopefully)

and is thinking “eHh maybe jojolion might be a bad idea”

[junior coral]

Is reading Chapter 110 worth it? I’ve read 956 JoJo chapters already but I wanna know if you think i should continue?

[placid swift]

no, chapter 110 is subliminal messaging by araki and turns you into a snail once you finish reading it

[crisp vigil]

highly recommended. although skip the last 3 pages.

[brave geyser]

also the 8th page

[placid swift]

skip every even page of jojo

because 4 is an even number

[brave geyser]

prove it

[placid swift]

divided by 2 =

[brave geyser]

still isn't even

[placid swift]

trust me im araki and i approve that 4 is even

you can have half of my jelly donut

[crisp vigil]

4 is even??

lies

[brave geyser]

^

good afternoon bean :)

[crisp vigil]

hello ash

💙

[junior coral]

You know who else is even

[brave geyser]

🧡

[crisp vigil]

you know who else sends you know who else is even jokes

[junior coral]

You know..

[minor ore]

You

[rugged sun]

:I

[south bronze]

Man now in chapter 30 i stop read part 8

[junior coral]

Keep reading then

[south bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/no-lots-of-no-all-the-no-more-no-have-a-no-gif-12312634

[junior coral]

[rugged sun]

Reads parts 1-7 and 30 chapters of jojolion and decides it’s not worth it

I don’t understand anymore

[south bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-no-stardust-crusaders-vs-t-darby-oh-thats-a-baseball-gif-18866546

[brave geyser]

yes

[south bronze]

Part 8 in my opnion

maybe little disqusting

[junior coral]

Lmao stfu

[rugged sun]

Part 8 is a little disqusting?

[south bronze]

Yeah maybe i dont like part 8 in my opinion, i dont know what but i read part 8 i think it's little disqusting and maybe i don,t want to resume in this month

[kind owl]

@south bronze, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[junior coral]

[rugged sun]

Wdym “little disgusting”

Idc whether or not you read it but wdym “little disgusting”

[minor ore]

[south bronze]

Interaction character i don't why i think that little disqusting

when i read berserk

everyday

[minor ore]

What are you even saying bro 💀

[rugged sun]

[hard meteor]

The fuck are you talking about

[minor ore]

Npc in giogio

[rugged sun]

Is English not your first language?

[south bronze]

yeah

i still learning about english language

[rugged sun]

That’s ok

Good luck, it can be tough for people learning it

[crisp vigil]

proud of you for that

i don’t even speak 1 language 😔

[minor ore]

Yall can talk?

[junior coral]

Cab talk

I don’t think that Ripple cab talk

[brave geyser]

we do a little trolling

[crisp vigil]

elephant talk

[minor ore]

I speak Jojolion

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[minor ore]

"Is he really 89?!"

[placid swift]

[rugged stream]

"cab"

[minor ore]

Omg shut up

I misspelled can and it will be held against me forever

[quaint dawn]

Good

[rugged stream]

I... didn't even tag you

[minor ore]

Hejfoignebr

I spelled can as cab and greeny made fun of me

Then i changed it

[rugged stream]

lol

'cab"

[junior coral]

I was making fun of Ripple

[minor ore]

Lmao you changed your pfp to the fucking Rai pic I sent

[near cedar]

IS HE REALLY 89 YEARS OLD?!

@earnest hill

[uncut plover]

WOU best defensive stand

[quaint dawn]

GER >>>

[white pasture]

this ratio is the best defensive stand

[heavy ledge]

If someone mentions GER once again in this channel i will close it forever

[warped scroll]

Is it just me or does the lego placing sound effects on those lego commercials REALLY fit King Nothing

[tame plover]

Who wins, ger or wou

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[quasi oak]

GER

[fluid vessel]

korega requiem da

[minor ore]

Here me out, paper moon king beats ger

how did Jobin kill Ojiro's girlfriend? when did he touch her??

[hard meteor]

heat was stored in her phone

part of his ability is applying heat to an object a long distance

[tame plover]

But his distance is a few cm!1!1!2!2

[junior coral]

That scene was great when we thought that was gonna go somewhere

But Jobin’s secret ability is used one single time ever then he fucking dies

[minor ore]

Writting 1000

[fluid vessel]

[quaint dawn]

GER

[minor ore]

Rip jose

[golden wind]

Soft and wet go beyond>>>>>>>>>>> ger

[hard meteor]

W

[golden wind]

If you think about it, none.

[tame plover]

Shut up giorno obliterates tooru

♥️

[vernal cave]

!w Paisley Park

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Paisley_Park

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Paisley Park

Paisley Park (ペイズリー・パーク, Peizurī Pāku) is the Stand of Yasuho Hirose, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[kind owl]

@remote minnow, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[junior coral]

[heavy ledge]

you didnt need to tag me 4 times

its annoying

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[neon raft]

@ Jose.#1162

[junior coral]

Epic ping fail

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[heavy ledge]

who

[minor ore]

Yea

[sonic hollow]

ez

[neon raft]

gyro best jojo actually

[olive violet]

sigma male rai

[ornate fiber]

Yasuho having a relapse episode and finding her purpose:

Rai: ok.

[hard meteor]

sigma move

[timber gull]

ok

[sonic hollow]

chadazuku rai

[olive violet]

lmao

[olive violet]

Rokakaka before hoes

[umbral ivy]

wanted to get people's opinions on GER v go beyond

how far do you think the bubble goes before stopping

or does it hit giorno

[neon raft]

ger stomps

[junior coral]

How does he revert something that doesn’t exist

[brave geyser]

it wouldn't rtz it

[umbral ivy]

this is the issue

[brave geyser]

it ain't gonna hit him either way

[umbral ivy]

he RTZ'd time erase which was kind of in a different dimension

[junior coral]

How would he reverse it if it doesn’t exist

[umbral ivy]

doesnt exist in THAT universe

[kind owl]

@umbral ivy, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[junior coral]

And it’s pretty much instant death when you get hit

The thing erodes whatever it comes in contact with

[brave geyser]

just dont get hit

[tame plover]

Ger kills Josuke before he has time to use go beyond lol

[brave geyser]

doesn't matter if he uses it

hes gonna miss

trash ability

[tame plover]

can’t even control it

Skill issue

[brave geyser]

can't even see his own power 💀

[tame plover]

Doesn’t have yasuho to auto-aim his bubble

[shrewd badger]

🦁

[olive violet]

gee thanks i didnt ask for that

[placid swift]

it has a canon english spelling?

[olive violet]

yeah lol

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Locacaca

i prefer Rokakaka more doe

[ornate fiber]

!w rokakaka

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Locacaca

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Locacaca

The Locacaca (ロカカカ, Rokakaka) is an enigmatic species of plant featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. Although introduced seemingly without much importance, it becomes central to the plot of JoJolion as the part develops, with multiple sides seeking and preserving the plant for their own purposes.

[ornate fiber]

Damn....

[brave geyser]

loca pls

i need to reset stand

[olive violet]

every roblox jojo game ever

[slim totem]

Lion in jojolion where ?

[olive violet]

the same place where the Lion in evangelion is

[minor ore]

soft & wet

[cedar kraken]

is the 2nd strongest stand

[kind owl]

@cedar kraken, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[cedar kraken]

strongest is GER

[minor ore]

get everything rectum

[swift star]

@minor ore wtf

[minor ore]

IM GYRO

not u

[swift star]

What's ur nickname

[hearty ruin]

jojo

and the lion

[minor ore]

I finished part 8

completely spoiler free

so I enjoyed it at its fullest

[north oracle]

where can i send my yt channel link?

[tulip bolt]

we can see it when we check your profile don't send it it's annoying and sorry for you but nobody gonna go check your channel if you push like that

[junior coral]

^^

[tulip bolt]

^^

[north oracle]

kk :)

[minor ore]

I mean when I was first reading it time ago everyone said the main villain was jobin so the other dude taking his place was totally unexpected

[junior coral]

It was unexpected for literally everyone else reading it too lmao

[placid swift]

every other jojo villain introduction "i must keep my identity secret at all costs also im evil"
tooru introduction "yOO yasuhO remember when i made you sQuirT?"

[tulip bolt]

XD

[junior coral]

Tooru fucking sucks

[tulip bolt]

who was expecting that Tooru will be the main antagonist

[tulip bolt]

yes he is

[junior coral]

No one

[placid swift]

maybe araki was planning to make jojolion longer but then he realized wait this has been going on for like 20 volumes, i've been doing this for over a decade why is there no main viallin

he forgor to put main villain

[tulip bolt]

he do it with a lot of precipitation because he realised the series was approaching is 10 years

i think

shitty theory again

[junior coral]

Precipitation?

Rainfall?

[minor ore]

Lmao

[junior coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800394732018466816/902542533345808494/6c22a8392a9fce799a22e35aa8082c17.jpg

JOJOALANDS leak!!!!! Horjey sheet!!!

[hard meteor]

no waaaay!!! new 100 percent real leak!!!??

[barren bough]

dude needs to do his belt correctly

[placid swift]

fist of the platinum star

[minor ore]

Tooru's stand would have been perfect for Diavolo 🤔

Giorno wouldn't have made it

☠️

[near cedar]

I know it ain't a real leak, but that still looks cool

[junior coral]

It’s real

[minor ore]

100%

[near cedar]

Riiiiight

[brave geyser]

smh erik trust greeny

name one singular time at any point in history he has ever been even the slightest touch wrong

[minor ore]

Exactly, greeny never misses

[placid swift]

greeny when will i die

[minor ore]

The day greeny misses will be the end of giogio

[tame plover]

Green overrated

[minor ore]

Me when he exposition dumped to Yasuho about hating Bill Gates

[junior coral]

🧿🧿

I see all

[sonic hollow]

big brother has been replaced by big greeny

[minor ore]

peaklion

[timber gull]

dam so funni

[minor ore]

not a joke

[magic sandal]

so if there no lions in jojolion will there be lands in jojolands

[sonic hollow]

jojolands will take place on a cruise ship

[quasi oak]

Jojolands will take place in Atlantis

[minor ore]

Jojolands will be Italy

[sonic hollow]

jojolands will actually just be an official jorge joestar manga

[junior coral]

Finally

the lands are the 37th Universe

[sonic hollow]

we shall finally see 36 cars on mars

[minor ore]

actually jojolands takes place in space in the year 3062 and the main protag is an alien

[junior coral]

JOJOLANDS takes place on a space craft known as the Dillinger that is crossing space along the Venus-Earth to deliver cargo, a journey that needs 316 days to complete. The ship is on auto-pilot. The second-in-command and engineer Hiroshi Takemoto is cooking his meal with the android named Clyde. Meanwhile, Captain and technician Matt Jackson is playing darts with his blowgun. Annoyed by the humidity, Jackson yells at the ship's automated computer Bonnie and orders it to lower the temperature. Jackson is bored out of his mind and still has 56 days until Earth.

[sonic hollow]

jojolands will actually be a one shot of araki's daily life

[neon raft]

nice greeny

[junior coral]

ty Juu

[minor ore]

why all the tooru hate

[junior coral]

Because he sucks

[minor ore]

he was more enjoyable and he barely got any sceeentime overall

[junior coral]

Reading the manga monthly causes people to hyperfocus on the small shit because we were left to simmer for a whole month before the next chapter

[minor ore]

lol

I have him above valentine

valentine's the worst villain in jojo imo

[minor ore]

Screentime consists of the entire last third of the part

If he was introduced earlier people would like him

yeah but we didnt know it was him until like the 15 last chapters or so

[junior coral]

Exactly...

That is why we do not like him

He is underutilized and underdeveloped.

[minor ore]

I like him regardless, he did a lot during the last arc

same

[mystic pier]

I like when he slept with kid Yasuho despite being at least 80

what a great guy that tooru is

[junior coral]

Yeah he's just funny like that

[minor ore]

the biggest surprise comes from we not knowing that a stand can look in 2 different ways

so we assumed that the old man couldnt be tooru

[junior coral]

Part of Wonder of U's ability is its illusion projection

[minor ore]

i bet there were lots of theories about tooru when he was first introduced

[junior coral]

There were

[minor ore]

🤔

[junior coral]

I was almost certain that him and the Head Doctor were related somehow

I thought it was gonna be a Doppio/Diavolo situation (I was kind of right but the roles were reversed)

[minor ore]

I've also considered it but thought it wouldnt make sense and in the end I was still surprised lamo

[junior coral]

People pointed to the panel of Tooru pointing to the Head Doctor as proof that they weren't the same

We also thought there were two Stands at play

One that was protecting the Head Doctor and one that was creating the illusion of him

[minor ore]

also the fact that tooru helped to kill doctor wu

[junior coral]

We didn't know that until later

[minor ore]

I'm saying it wouldnt make sense if they were comrades

I mean it still doesn't

it wasn't explained why he would contribute to that right?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

you can kinda infer it I guess

[junior coral]

What?

[hard meteor]

whats he talking about

[junior coral]

Something about Tooru

[junior coral]

Tooru doesn't help kill Doctor Wu

He kills Poor Tom

[minor ore]

he sent josuke and mamezuku to yasuho

[minor ore]

Yeah he fucked Wu over just to gain more trust with the gang

[sinful bramble]

He fucked Wu

[minor ore]

Yeah?????

[sinful bramble]

over just to gain more trust with the gang

[hard meteor]

Did he? By that point there was no gang

Urban and poor Tom were dead

O you’re taking about josuke and the others my bad

Then yeah that’s true

[golden wind]

False

[junior coral]

Poor Tom is killed by calamity

[golden wind]

Proof

[junior coral]

Chapter 104

[golden wind]

There's only chapter 100 in jojolion

[sinful bramble]

They’re a troll

[junior coral]

Common Godza L

[quasi oak]

Fake

There are 97

[golden wind]

I forgot

[kind owl]

@golden wind, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[hard meteor]

both of you are wrong theres only 70 chapters

[junior coral]

There is 1 chapter

The Walls Eyes Man is a one-shot

[sinful bramble]

There are 95 chapters and 3 extra chapters

[minor ore]

Pretty sure Jojolion didn’t happen

[heavy ledge]

The what

[mossy sinew]

Dude it was all just a wacky fever dream smh

[gloomy stratus]

wake up bro what are you talking about. jojolion? Josefumi kujo, Kira isn’t a murderer?

[minor ore]

can the world's time stop beat wou? 🤔

[gloomy stratus]

Nah the only reason go beyond won is because it’s out of the world but the world is the world

Actually I think it’s more effective specifically against dio

[hard meteor]

nah 5-9 seconds wont save him

[gloomy stratus]

Yeah it may delay it but he’s still gonna die

Just like kc

[minor ore]

he might make it in time

if he's near enough

[gloomy stratus]

Who would win wou or d4c love train?

[hard meteor]

valetine wins if he doesnt do anything while hes in love train

[gloomy stratus]

I guess a tie

[minor ore]

same for tooru

both of their stands are based on the enemies attacking them

so no one wins

🤔

[gloomy stratus]

The most boring stand battle

Just waiting for each other to die of old age

Magenta magenta is the only person who can combat the effects of wonder of u

[minor ore]

Valentine could still attack while avoidi g calamity with love train i think

[gloomy stratus]

Nah

That’s one of the rules

He can’t attack in love train

Oh wait I know

Funny valentine could just drop in another tooru

Then tooru gets obliterated into a pile of pebbles

[minor ore]

Oh right i forgot about that rule

[sonic hollow]

"chan"

[minor ore]

Lmaoo

California king bed chan

[sonic hollow]

what do those even mean

ive never figured it out

and am rtoo lazy to look it up

[minor ore]

Uhh

Idk how to explain

San means mr. Thats all i know

Like joestar san= mr joestar

I think chan is just refering to a girl and kun is refering to a boy

Idfk

I could be completely wrong

[royal bane]

chan and kun are the words you’d add to your friends name (chan is for females and kun is for males) and san is just like Mr or Ms/Mrs

[timber gull]

alr

[neon raft]

and sama is like someone of praise

hence my name

[minor ore]

Why blue name

[neon raft]

to mess with greeny

[sonic hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-20348263

greeny when blue name

[neon raft]

blue name greeny lol

what a oxymoron

[sonic hollow]

green giornoa hair is blue

greeny is a pardox

[minor ore]

Ohh lmao

Hold up

Perfect

We do some trolling

soft & wet go beyond is so stupid

it's only useful against 1 stand

other than that they're just normal bubbles

🤔

[sonic hollow]

um

[hard meteor]

what lol

[brave geyser]

not quite

[foggy gulch]

Astounding

[sonic hollow]

just cause it was used against one doesnt mean it wouldnt be usefull to others

thats like saying infinite spin only works on love train

[hard meteor]

anyone would get fucked over by a go beyond bubble its not calimity exclusive

HOWEVER it is mid

plunder>>>

[solar zenith]

true...

[brave geyser]

imagine not being able to aim your own ability 💀

[foggy gulch]

Garbage stand user!

Can we get another protagonist in here?

[sonic hollow]

nah gappy cool

[neon raft]

what about the good josuke

[tame plover]

Well it is a nerfed Kira bubble so ofc you will go kaboom

Pew pow blam

Tss boom

[minor ore]

Based

[minor ore]

how are bubbles that defy logic any useful against any other stand

it's a 1 occasion thing

[junior coral]

Correct

Well no

They also obliterate everything that comes into their path

[tame plover]

They are kq bubble

As I stated before they go kaboom

Pew pow blam

[junior coral]

Not really but go off

[tame plover]

tss boom

[hard meteor]

le boom

[tame plover]

See, metal gets it

[delicate axle]

bruh what

[azure pollen]

Problem?

[delicate axle]

yes

[azure pollen]

Oh nice

[delicate axle]

there is

no English volumes

27 volumes

[azure pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-leaving-walk-out-walk-away-gif-12008922

[junior coral]

You can read it for free online

[delicate axle]

wait fr?

[junior coral]

Why are you in the JoJolion chat if you haven’t read it anyway

[delicate axle]

I never said I haven’t read it

i didn’t know it was online as well

[junior coral]

Where have you read it if not online?

🤨

[delicate axle]

ever heard of physical volumes

[junior coral]

In What language homie

Can you read Japanese?

[rugged stream]

lmao I love how they stopped answering

@delicate axle you Italian?

[minor ore]

bro he's dio. everyone knows that dio is french and speaks it 🙄. did you even read/watch jojo??????

[junior coral]

Lmao

[minor ore]

on a srsly note. unless they are (at least) bilingual, their lying. Now there isnt anything wrong with getting real copies even without it being in English bc some people are collectors/want it for show and/or bragging rights. but otherwise, no way they read jojolion using the physical volume release. tho props to them if they actually did (god, im bad at english)

[junior coral]

Nowhere on earth has the entirety of Part 8 being sold except Japan

[minor ore]

I always just assume they get preoccupied with something better to do

[minor ore]

its possible they paid extra to import it (assuming they really did read it that way)

but i think that they are lying.

[tame plover]

Most likely at this point

[rugged stream]

There are some other places Part 8 is being translated(Italy, France)
but I highly doubt they're bilingual

[minor ore]

i know there is an official Italian translation but the French version came up in my mind first when making the joke

[tame plover]

laughs in quad- cuatri- quatri- 4lingual

[brave geyser]

tri

[tame plover]

Nice

[brave geyser]

tetralingual

[minor ore]

but I highly doubt they're bilingual
i agree. im not saying its impossible to be bilingual but its highly unlikely. if they really did read it, they read it online and they are saying they read it physically to look cool, but idc, its just making a statement and when someone questions it they dont make an argument back to defend their point.

@delicate axle you made them start an international investigation on you because you said you didn’t know you could read Jojolion online

[junior coral]

I have bought some Japanese volumes but I can’t read them is my point

[tame plover]

You have?

[brave geyser]

no

[minor ore]

Ha

[tame plover]

dang

[delicate axle]

rip

[minor ore]

Just learn japanese

[minor ore]

i think we all wanna buy volumes of untranslated jojo parts

[delicate axle]

it isn’t that easy

it takes a very long time

[minor ore]

yes it is bro. just start speaking it

Ok and?

duh

[delicate axle]

bruh

[kind drift]

Skill issue

[tame plover]

Bruh just watch anime and you will know Japanese 💀

[delicate axle]

its easy?

[tame plover]

Easy as being a weeb

[minor ore]

Ong

[rugged stream]

I wanna for the volume cover art

[minor ore]

私の名前は吉良吉影です。私は33歳です。私の家はすべての別荘があるモリオの北東部にあり、私は結婚していません。私は亀湯百貨店の従業員として働いており、遅くとも毎日午後8時までに帰宅しています。喫煙はしませんが、たまに飲みます。私は午後11時までにベッドにいます。何があっても、必ず8時間の睡眠をとってください。温かいミルクを飲み、就寝前に約20分間ストレッチをした後、私は通常、朝まで問題なく眠ることができます。赤ちゃんのように、朝は疲れもストレスもなく目覚めます。

前回の検診では問題ないとのことでした。私はとても静かな生活を送りたいと思っている人だと説明しようとしています。勝ち負けなど、夜寝てしまうような敵に悩まされないように気をつけています。それが私が社会と向き合う方法であり、それが私に幸せをもたらすものであることを私は知っています。でも、戦ったとしても誰にも負けません。

see, not that hard

[brave geyser]

is that the yoshikage kira thing

[minor ore]

maybe 😳

[delicate axle]

yeah you probably used google translate

[kind owl]

@delicate axle, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[rugged stream]

(especially the Italian volumes)

[minor ore]

Ash how did you know that lmao

[minor ore]

no, i just started speaking/writing in Japanese.

[rugged stream]

lmao

[minor ore]

Also true

[brave geyser]

i watched some anime recently

[delicate axle]

you wrote it on your screen?

[near cedar]

Fuckin Auchi!

[minor ore]

Hes spittin

He never stopped spittin

[rugged stream]

they prob took it from the reddit post that had the thing tbh

[delicate axle]

ikr

[minor ore]

yes. ya know its possible to type in kanji still?

[rugged stream]

yeah

[minor ore]

and you dont have to have a Japanese device

[rugged stream]

just change your language for your keyboard

[delicate axle]

so you just started and you know kanji?

and both hiragana and katakana

[minor ore]

yes, like i said, it really easy, like just speak it. duh 🙄

[tame plover]

Duh

[delicate axle]

bruh you can’t just speak it

[tame plover]

Dio you are dumb

Japanese is no German

It’s ez peesy

[brave geyser]

it's what it's

[minor ore]

German is easy and fun like Swedish

[minor ore]

はい、あなたは仲間のように仲間になることができます。

[minor ore]

I dont understand why you dont understand

Actually Swedish is probably the most fun language to learn if you’re an English speaker

[tame plover]

German is hell

[delicate axle]

watching anime wont help you learn shit

[tame plover]

Absolute utter hell

[minor ore]

naw. i'd rather learn the language of the Aztecs and become literal gods

[minor ore]

This is what Redditors actually believe tho

[delicate axle]

do you think it’s easy to learn?

[minor ore]

Based. Or learn Arabic Inshallah

[minor ore]

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but anime taught me that "nani" means "what"

[rugged stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-tay-you-so-funny-pointing-gif-11785707

[minor ore]

No to hell with Japanese that shits way too convoluted

No reason to learn it either

[tame plover]

Muda means useless!1!1! Thanks anime 👍

[minor ore]

If you’re not a weeb or something

[delicate axle]

exactly bro

[minor ore]

i know right? thank you for being so kind

[rugged stream]

Japanese isn't that hard tbh

[delicate axle]

have you even tried

[tame plover]

I am a black belt in Japanese

[rugged stream]

yes.
I stopped because of school and haven't gone back since Feb but yes.

[minor ore]

ive also learned that 私の名前は吉良吉影です。私は33歳です。私の家はすべての別荘があるモリオの北東部にあり、私は結婚していません。私は亀湯百貨店の従業員として働いており、遅くとも毎日午後8時までに帰宅しています。喫煙はしませんが、たまに飲みます。私は午後11時までにベッドにいます。何があっても、必ず8時間の睡眠をとってください。温かいミルクを飲み、就寝前に約20分間ストレッチをした後、私は通常、朝まで問題なく眠ることができます。赤ちゃんのように、朝は疲れもストレスもなく目覚めます。

前回の検診では問題ないとのことでした。私はとても静かな生活を送りたいと思っている人だと説明しようとしています。勝ち負けなど、夜寝てしまうような敵に悩まされないように気をつけています。それが私が社会と向き合う方法であり、それが私に幸せをもたらすものであることを私は知っています。でも、戦ったとしても誰にも負けません。

means My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

(yes im using the same joke 2 times, deal with it)

[delicate axle]

same

[delicate axle]

and you needed google translate?

[tame plover]

hilarious

[minor ore]

no. after readin 1 chapter of jojo i was a master

[delicate axle]

English volume or Japanese volume

[brave geyser]

_ _

[minor ore]

source: my dog's parrot's gf's wife's uncle said i was

Pls dont flood chat with kanji

[minor ore]

Chinese

[neon raft]

@minor ore youre a little early

[minor ore]

sorry

[neon raft]

you’re supposed to be spooky dude

[delicate axle]

is that a joke

[minor ore]

that's an L. I'm ahead of the curve

[tame plover]

That’s a Halloween tree

[minor ore]

wait.... i was joking? you guys think this?

[neon raft]

you could be celebrating 2022 halloween

[minor ore]

Imagine wasting your time learning all of the Kanji ALONE lmao. you're still not even halfway there

wow, ya take me for a coward?

[tame plover]

Dude I watched all of jojo I already know all of this

[delicate axle]

I bet in all of one piece not even 300 different kanji are used

[minor ore]

lmao

[tame plover]

[neon raft]

[delicate axle]

yet you waste 9 years of your life learning 1000 characters just to use 300 of them

[minor ore]

instead I'm celebrating 2022 Christmas, I'll always be a step ahead

[neon raft]

[minor ore]

they could become proficient in 5 other languages in that time

[delicate axle]

maybe useful for Chinese since kanji are Chinese characters

[minor ore]

oh yeah huh

[delicate axle]

jojolion fandom kinda toxic ngl

[minor ore]

anyways, i remember i got "called out" for being a "fake jojo fan" because i explained Josuk8 in a way that wouldnt spoil the fact it was a whole other universe and i just said "Its Josuke from part 4 but older and with a design change" and this random MF "called me out" by explaining Josuk8 and how i was wrong and spoiling it for my friend who was only on part 2 at the time. yeah, they wasnt liked (yes, everyone clapped when the whole thing was over after i made fun of him for being stupid)

Faker

[minor ore]

im not a faker. trust me. i used YT to watch jojo.

[minor ore]

b4 people get mad, i didnt. im joking. stop planning the hate. its a joke. chill. misinput

[tame plover]

Lies, deception

[minor ore]

calm down, it was a misinput, calm down

[neon raft]

we don’t joke about jjba

you must be new here

[minor ore]

Absolutly no jokes are tolerated

You will be banned

[kind drift]

Permanently

[minor ore]

Fun fact

I was banned here once

[tame plover]

Neat

[minor ore]

d-did you make a jojoke?

No

I insulted someone to the brink of death

[brave geyser]

it would have been permanent of that was the case

[tame plover]

How do you know they died

[minor ore]

they told them

[tame plover]

makes sense

[minor ore]

He sued me

[tame plover]

makes more sense

[delicate axle]

bruh

you watched on those tiny screens in the corner?

Crunchyrolls FPS is perfection

[royal roost]

joshu

[quaint dawn]

Holy shit its literally joshu wtf

[minor ore]

no. i animated the manga and then watched the said animation

thats how i watched it

lmao

joshu is a handsome boy

even though his mom said his haircut was shit

[minor ore]

REO Speedwagon

Joshu slep tim

[ornate fiber]

[floral ravine]

so is johnny a saint?

[brave geyser]

yes

[junior coral]

Yes

[floral ravine]

they never said it in the manga but after reading part 7 i get it

[junior coral]

He isn’t a saint in Part 7

[floral ravine]

i read part 8 first lol, then 7

[junior coral]

Why…

[hard meteor]

bruh

[floral ravine]

no I'm talking about johnny in part 8 when he died

[junior coral]

That’s literally backwards….

Why did you read Part 8 before 7

[hard meteor]

never confirmed but possibly

[junior coral]

It’s all but said

He is the one that creates Les Fueilles

[brave geyser]

it is a little bit said tbh

[floral ravine]

exactly what I said if u scrolled up

[junior coral]

He is likely the one that blessed the land of Morioh that created the Wall Eyes

[brave geyser]

in part 7 a little after he gets tusk pretty sure gyro said he qualified as a saint

[junior coral]

No

Johnny is a Saint in Part 8 not 7

[floral ravine]

that's what I was thinking

[brave geyser]

well he doesn't die in part 7

[junior coral]

Yeah so he isn’t a saint until Part 8

[brave geyser]

yeah

[floral ravine]

you have to die and create miracles to become a saint

[brave geyser]

i didn't mean he was a saint in 7 i meant it was said that he could become one in 7

[hard meteor]

wasnt that just the topic of saints in general,i dont think he qualified at that time

[junior coral]

I don’t think that’s said I think Gyro was just reciting the criteria at the time

[floral ravine]

^

[brave geyser]

lemme check

[floral ravine]

how did johnny make the awakening leaves again?

[junior coral]

Same way the Saint’s Corpse created Stands in Part 7

His ascension to sainthood made it possible

[floral ravine]

hmmmmmm

[brave geyser]

this is what i was talking about

[junior coral]

Oh, I guess that’s interesting that he says that

Maybe foreshadowing

[floral ravine]

yuuuup

[brave geyser]

:)

[floral ravine]

the wall eyes and what else?

transferring the disease?

[junior coral]

Les Fueilles

Transferring the disease was done with the original Saint’s Corpse and Tusk

He used his Spin to transfer it from his son to him

[floral ravine]

it just works

[junior coral]

I guess but not really

The Saint’s Corpse has the power to repel bad fortune

We see it do that with Love Train

[floral ravine]

so is johnny buried in morioh?

[hard meteor]

its implied

[junior coral]

I think it is straight up said

He’s buried under the Twin Pines

[minor ore]

So that’s why the twin pines show up 800 thousand times in Jojolion

[junior coral]

… yes

Precisely

[floral ravine]

as someone reading part 8 first, then 7 was interesting. I understood the story fine but reading part 7 really enhanced part 8

[minor ore]

Yes Caato literally looks at the lone pine and the shrine below it and says "The Johnny Joestar shrine" or something

[minor ore]

sheeeeeeeeeee

[olive violet]

....

why would u not read it in order

u got spoiled on johnny's death lmao

[heavy ledge]

jojo fans dont know how to count

[olive violet]

lol

4 balls

[minor ore]

Ooooooh spoilers 👻

[minor ore]

you got spoiled on johnny's existence

[rigid jackal]

hi i am a part 8 reader who havent catch up for a long time
i think i read until the part where josuke and yasuho chase after yasuho's ex whos on a bus and josuke accidentally kills someone by the road due to an unknown stand
anyone know which chapter is it?

[minor ore]

86

[rigid jackal]

ohh thankss a lot!

[maiden coral]

4 balls

[cedar kraken]

lol

[cedar kraken]

idk i just started part 8

i'm on like chap 23

[rigid jackal]

welp now i reach chap 103 and feels like i have seen the most complicated stand ever

wonder of you looks so complicated

[minor ore]

Alright...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 uhhh

Uhhh
Uhhh

Uugjhh
Uh
8, 7

[minor ore]

There's 110 chapters just the last 7 aren't coloured btw

[rugged stream]

Lol

[floral ravine]

Funny

It was cool having the same perspective as josefumi not knowing wtf is going on

The wall eyes, the curse

shakedown road

Yea I did spoil myself for Johnny's death but it didn't bother me as much

It did make part 7 sadder tho

I didn't know he was a cripple

Or had an older brother so that was kool

[heavy ledge]

[minor ore]

🍎

[sinful tusk]

can someone pls explain Soft & Wet: Go Byond

[placid swift]

it spin so hard it doesn't exist anymore

[cedar kraken]

haven't finished part 8

[delicate axle]

what

[minor ore]

are they fan colours for the last chapters?

or is it shueshia coloured till 103?

Shueisha has coloured up to 103

Now, you can read chromaverse

oh cool

It's like a team of artists getting together for fan colourings

So you can have that for now

when i read jjl it was coloured until mazemaku rai

[minor ore]

i dont like their scans, i much prefer black and white to those scans

[rugged sun]

Black and white jojolion 🤤

[amber marten]

Guys, I'm reading JoJoLion rn, and i'm a bit confused with what exactly those things around the text are

i mean this

can anyone explain?

[umbral ivy]

that’s the GPS talking, right?

probably just a stylistic choice

to indicate who it is

[amber marten]

oh okay, thank you

[junior coral]

Those are quotation marks in Japanese

Used for emphasis

[amber marten]

OH, makes sense, this was in steel ball run, but with those "" right?

[junior coral]

Yeah depending on who does the translations they’ll either leave in the Japanese brackets or use “” those

[minor ore]

Do they have any fan translations of JoJolion I can read somewhere

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[hard meteor]

https://mangadex.org/title/c086153a-0162-412a-9914-a7b2633d0cd3/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure-part-8-jojolion

[minor ore]

Is that one good?

[hard meteor]

yeah its got up to date translations

[minor ore]

Nice

Thank you

[royal roost]

what do ya'll think hermit purple au is gonna be called

[hard meteor]

Deep purple

[royal roost]

ye

or guns n roses

ngl

[minor ore]

Or

You know

Hermit Purple

[neon raft]

metal W

hxh reference

[royal roost]

???????

[neon raft]

what

[ornate fiber]

Wait isn’t it a band

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[neon raft]

lol idek

[hard meteor]

It’s referenced a lot in part 8

[ornate fiber]

Yeah. Also… Smoke in the Water is really good.

If I’m not mistaken Jobin and Kaato have stands that are Deep Purple references. Awww 🥺

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[spark cave]

Yesterday I read the first volume of JJL

[viral raven]

good

[junior coral]

Read the rest

[viral raven]

Daily reminder that Joshu is the best waifu

[minor ore]

i think you mean husbando

[viral raven]

no both

[plain sphinx]

Wait a second... josukes stand is based on the song "shine on you crazy diamond". P4 josuke is the counterpart of p8 josuke. Now look at the backside of this album cover...

Wtf?

Coincidence?

[kind drift]

I think not

[plain sphinx]

Galaxy brain araki

Tho I think it's more of him revisiting his older stuff to create something new. So not really forshadowing. But it's still badass.

[fluid vessel]

[kind owl]

@fluid vessel, Your Stand Rank is now level 13 !

[junior coral]

What album is this

[crisp vigil]

wish you were here

[kind owl]

@crisp vigil, Your Stand Rank is now level 36 !

[junior coral]

Thanks Bean

But I’m asking what the name of the album is

[plain sphinx]

Yep

[ornate fiber]

THAT IS THE NAME

[junior coral]

LMAOOOOOOO I am kidding

[ornate fiber]

Greeny you scared me

[crisp vigil]

i will smite thee

[junior coral]

😋😋😋😋😋

Just pulling a little prank on ya

[crisp vigil]

a lil jokester

quite the haha moment

[ornate fiber]

You already tripped today I can’t handle it

[crisp vigil]

greeny tweaking

[junior coral]

I’m having a rough day gimme a break

Green twerking

[ornate fiber]

Ayo

[junior coral]

[crisp vigil]

[ornate fiber]

[crisp vigil]

well bye chat, and green man have a good day please

[ornate fiber]

Bye beanie 💗

[minor ore]

can't believe they died in a car accident

[royal roost]

yeah deep purple has been referenced a lot now specifically the machine head album because 3 stands have songs that come from that album

[minor ore]

He really likes machine head

[royal roost]

wait

nvm speed king isn't on the machine head album only highway star and space trucking

[ornate fiber]

I don’t listen to albums so I wouldn’t know, but yeah lots of deep purple :}

[stoic nexus]

how does wonder of u work?

[sinful bramble]

Have you read Part 8 yet?

[stoic nexus]

yh

[sinful bramble]

If so, you should know. Read the wiki.
If not, read the part instead of asking to be spoiled

[stoic nexus]

i dont know how it works

[sinful bramble]

!w Wonder of U

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Wonder_of_U

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Wonder of U

Wonder of U (ワンダー・オブ・U(ユー), Wandā Obu Yū) is the Stand of Tooru featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, and introduced in the "The Wonder of You" story arc. Wonder of U is also a primary antagonist in JoJolion.

[stoic nexus]

alr

[sinful bramble]

Read that

[stoic nexus]

thx

[junior coral]

How do you not know how it works

Can you make an educated guess

[sinful bramble]

It’s pretty simple for a JoJolion Stand
And JoJolion Stands aren’t complicated

People just pretend they are

[stoic nexus]

he can turn to a grandpa

something

[junior coral]

[stoic nexus]

about calmness

how old is josuke

[sinful bramble]

Josefumi was 19 and Kira was 29

But Josuke’s age is (tentatively) 19

However, he had only been in existence for some weeks

[junior coral]

Josuke's body is 19 but dude's only been alive for like a month

[minor ore]

I wonder what his brain age would be

[junior coral]

a month

[minor ore]

a month and 28 episodes

[minor ore]

Later stands arent complicated but hard to explain to someone else

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[junior coral]

I mean

We've got a Stand that steals your memories gradually the more you "fuss" over the user

And we've got a Stand that indiscriminately barrages you with bad fortune if you even have the intent of pursuing the user

Meanwhile we've also got Moody Blues 2 and Magician's Red 2

[neon raft]

and star platinum 2

[minor ore]

I think people see tge funfunfun arc and since its so early, they think most stands in jojolion are complicated

[neon raft]

i don’t think that’s complicated

well maybe comparatively yea

it’s not a punch ghost so

[gray rapids]

hi

bye

[heavy ledge]

I dont think "pursue me and ull get rekt" is that complicated tbh

[minor ore]

Its not

it's just that when you get into the killing order/karmic retributions/Wonder of U apparitions and appearance, you'll need to explain it a little more

[junior coral]

It is grow up + ratio + shut up + youre stupid

[minor ore]

but the base ability is just yeah, pursue and die lol

[junior coral]

That’s an oversimplification but okay

[heavy ledge]

I dont think anyone who has read or not speedread would not find the explanation

[minor ore]

No way really?

Like actually?

[junior coral]

Hard to believe I know!

[minor ore]

[proper niche]

I just realized, that's so cute. Kei is just their maid but jobin still got her a gift. no matter how tacky, that's wholesome

[minor ore]

Kei ❤️

[proper niche]

I wish kei talked more. Shes only talked in 2 chapters at the point of jobins arrival

[hard meteor]

wish kei did anything past those 2 chapters besides ⚰️

[proper niche]

Part 8 definitely has the most unbalanced fight scale

Most of the higashikatas stands are barely used

[rugged stream]

https://twitter.com/moriohcalamity/status/1453013557239418886?s=21

✪ JOJOLANDS Countdown (@MoriohCalamity)

69 days have passed without JOJOLANDS release confirmation.

Likes

226

Twitter · Oct 26, 2021, 3:00 PM

[hard meteor]

the funny number

[proper niche]

Nice

[heavy ledge]

Its all the lab peoples fault

I live in alternative universes so everything i love about kei is made up

[neon raft]

is kei okayasu or keicho

[hard meteor]

keicho reference wise

[neon raft]

rip okayasu representation

[minor ore]

Only in my dreams

[umbral ivy]

even if kei fell short this is still top 10 JJL panels

[hard meteor]

meh

[near cedar]

The panel is neat

[minor ore]

Pretty sick

Not top 10 tho

[junior coral]

This was my computer background for two months

[golden wind]

Worst*

[umbral ivy]

based

[minor ore]

My computer backround is s&w reveal

[vernal cave]

Soft and Wet?

Nice

[whole finch]

i thought you were metal

[minor ore]

Lmao

[vernal cave]

It's gonna take years for part 8 to be animated

[ornate fiber]

man.

[junior coral]

Nobody has said anything controversial all day

I’m getting scared

[minor ore]

They must be coming up with something big

[junior coral]

The Blue Name Organization

Plotting my downfall

[hard meteor]

a blue name will appear say something about and will say something ger and act 4 mark my words

[whole finch]

I dont have a blue name by choice

mb

[junior coral]

Blue names by choice are fine

I have no quarrel with you lot

[whole finch]

is the default blue name

lol

[junior coral]

No it’s not, default blue names are Level 1s

[whole finch]

oh

ya

[junior coral]

It’s a hyperbole, when I make fun of them. Level 1 users are unaccustomed with this server and how it functions and more often than not make a fool out of themselves. They’re prone to being more annoying than say, someone who knows the rules and can read the room when there’s a conversation going on in a specific channel

[neon raft]

and instead of following the rules when redirected they choose to argue

i mean we

[junior coral]

Yep!

[minor ore]

Its fun trolling them tho

[neon raft]

nice pfp ripple

[minor ore]

Thanks

[junior coral]

Midjutzu Kaisen

[hard meteor]

rare greeny L

[junior coral]

I haven't seen it

[neon raft]

[junior coral]

Grow up

[neon raft]

never