#jojolion

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brave geyser
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not it isn't

ornate fiber
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YEAH HAHAHA, they were mocking it too 😭

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The lads admitted they did not know how to use it dumbasses

brave geyser
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look at the one on the left and on the middle right

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they're wearing it properly or close probably

ornate fiber
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John Lennon!

brave geyser
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idk their names sowwy :(

ornate fiber
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NO PROBLEM nyohoho that’s why I’m here to help

minor ore
hoary temple
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I know there's Jonh Lennon, Ringo Starr, Harrison Ford, and George something

ornate fiber
ornate fiber
hoary temple
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ahhh ok

brave geyser
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ye i know the names but can't match them to faces

ornate fiber
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Paul Best BEATLE, he made Obla Di Oblada

hoary temple
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who the hell are the other guys

ornate fiber
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ALRIGHT... TIME FOR HISTORY.

brave geyser
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😃

hoary temple
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you know the beatles is like an old one direction

brave geyser
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yeah when they first started they went through a few people

hoary temple
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british boy band the people loves

ornate fiber
# hoary temple who the hell are the other guys

So the Beatles have only had 2 changes. The original line up from their official career is John, Paul, George, and Ringo. But before Paul there was Stu Sutcliffe and before Ringo on drums was Pete Best, but they were replaced because:

  1. Stu Died from a brain tumour and he did not agree with the band.

  2. Best did not want to join the band after Germany so they found Ringo.

ornate fiber
hoary temple
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yeah I've heard of that

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I've seen the videos where the beatles just walk out in public and get swarmed

brave geyser
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lol

ornate fiber
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They even have a movie on it with the beatles acting trol

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It's called A Hard Days Night, very funny!

ornate fiber
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THANK YOU FOR LISTENING HEHEHE.

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Also, fun fact about Obladi Oblada

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When they recorded it, the piano part you hear in the beginning was actually an accident.

whole finch
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Stu went through it

ornate fiber
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Paul McCartney is known for being a crazy perfectionist. He was struggling with it, and by this time, the Beatles were on the verge of breaking up while making the white album so tensions were high. The White Album is their angriest album.

hoary temple
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fits ghiaccio's character then

ornate fiber
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One day, John Lennon came into the studio, high on cocaine the studio engineers say, and he banged the piano to make the beginning piano for Obladi Oblada.

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Paul was like "oH FUCK PERFECT PUT IT ON THE ALBUM".

brave geyser
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lmao

hoary temple
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"obladi oblada" is also gibberish

ornate fiber
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That's the story of obladi oblada's intro trol

ornate fiber
brave geyser
whole finch
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Beatles lore

hoary temple
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damn did not expect to learn about 60s bands today

ornate fiber
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Paul heard a man in India say this while they practiced meditation. So he took it for their song.

hoary temple
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but am not complaining

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oh cool

ornate fiber
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I stanned the Beatles for 4 years before coming to the Jojo fandom so I know their history like the back of my hand

brave geyser
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nice

hoary temple
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damn, how did you react when you saw the beatles references's in jojo?

ornate fiber
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WHITE ALBUM, IS MY FAVOURITE ALBUM.

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I was excited to watch Part 5 because of that reference I knew beforehand.

hoary temple
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how many beatles references are there in jojo? there's white album, obladi oblada

ornate fiber
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Obladi oblada is from the white album araki loves the white album so TASTE

hoary temple
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gently weeps is a prince song

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my guitar gently weeps

ornate fiber
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No it's based on While My Guitar Gently Weeps

hoary temple
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oh wait no

ornate fiber
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A song on the White Album

brave geyser
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^

hoary temple
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I saw this lmao whoops

ornate fiber
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All the Beatles references are White album songs I think, haven't seen another Beatles reference except that and Ticket to Ride

ornate fiber
hoary temple
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oh yeah ticket to ride

ornate fiber
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BASED BASED BASED, fave album??

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CMoon is Paul McCartney and Wings ❤️

brave geyser
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c moon

ornate fiber
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OH MY GOD I WANNA HUG YOU RIGHT NOW

hoary temple
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oh right c moon too

ornate fiber
hoary temple
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so that's four

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and also some of the covers are references to the beatles album covers

ornate fiber
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AND THE FIRST ONE SAID TO THE SECOND ONE THER! "I hope you're having fuuuun"

ornate fiber
hoary temple
ornate fiber
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HEHEHEHEHEH I have that on vinyl

hoary temple
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Joseph also listened to the beatles once

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nice detail since Get back is a song about a guy named jojo

light swift
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KQwhat dear god araki is a weeb for the Beatles

ornate fiber
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YEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHSS

light swift
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Fucking based

ornate fiber
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I want him to reference Sgt Peppers omfg pls

crisp vigil
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sgt pepper is the new jojolands main villain name

hoary temple
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God that would be cool though

ornate fiber
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“It was 20 years ago today”.

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imagine that being the timeskip.

crisp vigil
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😳

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1/2 of jojolands is the flashback, the other half is a time skip?! :O

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nah bad idea thats more for movies

tired umbra
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where lion

kind owlBOT
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@tired umbra, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

silver pendant
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yeah

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where lion

heavy ledge
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Top tier comedy

tacit crag
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!w josuke

mental ridgeBOT
candid halo
gleaming peak
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Has anyone ever thought of drawing art where Kira is showing really liking a woman’s hand but then when he looks at the woman’s fingernails he’s really grossed out or is it just me?

gleaming peak
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I wanna see it

smoky crag
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I wonder who is the main villian in jojolion

hoary temple
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It's tooru

smoky crag
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tooru?!

hoary temple
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yea

smoky crag
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The wonder of u user?

hoary temple
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Yea

smoky crag
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Thx i thought it jobin all time

ornate fiber
hoary temple
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tf

ornate fiber
clever yarrow
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look guys we found dababy!!!

ornate fiber
clever yarrow
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take out the surgical tools.

hoary temple
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Datooru

vernal swift
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Since Go Beyond can go through Wonder Of U, could it also bypass Love Train?

remote magnet
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Oh god I accidently pressed this channel

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IM ONLY OM PART 5

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MY EYES

vernal swift
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GIORNO DIES

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lol

hoary temple
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But it wouldn't kill Valentine since unlike infinite spin, Valentine can still swap out with himself from another universe if he got hit

remote magnet
hoary temple
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Bro why are you back

hard meteor
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Probably wouldn’t bypass it,since it’s not infinite spin

minor ore
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Imagine an infinite spin bubble

vernal swift
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Isn’t that kind of what it is though

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It’s tons of spinny strings

hoary temple
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No it's one string going rly fast

vernal swift
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and since it doesn’t exist in any dimension or whatever I don’t think Valentine could escape it right?

vernal swift
near cedar
clever yarrow
gleaming peak
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I mean also imagine Funny being chased by a little stringy

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That’s pretty comedic tbh

gleaming peak
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So if Audrey Hepburn is a rock human does that mean her two husbands were also rock humans

near cedar
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wat

gleaming peak
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My question seems pretty basic

clever yarrow
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Who is Audrey Hepburn?

gleaming peak
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That’s a good question since Araki said she was a rock human in disguise

hard meteor
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what are you talking about

clever yarrow
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Is this another Haruno Higashikata thing

brave geyser
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no

gleaming peak
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Oh I didn’t know people here were not up to date on the manga

gleaming peak
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whoops

near cedar
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We are up to date

gleaming peak
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Then act like it?

near cedar
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you're not being specific enough

gleaming peak
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Seems pretty specific to me?

near cedar
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It's not

junior coral
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What is happening

near cedar
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When did Araki say "this person is a rock human"

gleaming peak
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So you didn’t read the manga?

brave geyser
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i think ik what they're talking about

near cedar
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About that Audrey Hepburn you speak of

near cedar
gleaming peak
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👀 I don’t know people be lyin’

clever yarrow
near cedar
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Is it the page talking about rock humans?

gleaming peak
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Seemed really obvious

near cedar
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Specifically rock human women

brave geyser
gleaming peak
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But apparently not

near cedar
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Answer the fuckin question

clever yarrow
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oh.

gleaming peak
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Yeah I didn’t know that people couldn’t just figure that out right away

junior coral
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Is this the graphic from Chapter 99 that showed examples of real women

clever yarrow
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The one with ermes?

gleaming peak
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Not very many ace detectives here

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Yes indeedy dandy

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And Audrey Hepburn was there

junior coral
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I don’t know about that

near cedar
junior coral
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!w JJL Chapter 99

gleaming peak
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So you didn’t read it

mental ridgeBOT
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

The Wonder of You (The Miracle of Your Love), Part 16 (ザ・ワンダー・オブ・ユー(君の奇跡の愛)その⑯, Za Wandā Obu Yū (Kimi no Kiseki no Ai) Sono 16), originally titled Endless Calamity, Part 5 (終わりなき厄災 その⑤, Owarinaki Yakusai Sono 5) is the ninety ninth chapter of JoJolion and the nine hundred forty-sixth chapter of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga.

near cedar
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Araki's point with that chapter is

clever yarrow
near cedar
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"You cannot tell if somebody is or is not a rock human female"

gleaming peak
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Look if you didn’t read it just admit it

near cedar
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I read it, i read everything

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You're just reading it wrong

gleaming peak
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Rather than get all whiny and interrupt my idea

near cedar
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lmao

junior coral
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Clown stfu

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Your idea is wrong

near cedar
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Your idea

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Is wrong

gleaming peak
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My idea is correct

near cedar
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No it ain't

gleaming peak
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I’m sorry you didn’t read it v.v

junior coral
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Brain dead

clever yarrow
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Also her husbands probably weren’t rock humans

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We’d know

gleaming peak
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That explains why they deceased

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And she was later

brave geyser
junior coral
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None of the women on that page are rock humans except the one highlighted

gleaming peak
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Ah yes all these rock human womens

clever yarrow
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Ermes is a fucking rock human /NOTSRS

brave geyser
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its just showing that you can't tell the difference

rugged sun
near cedar
junior coral
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Okay I’ve gathered that this is a troll. Ceasing communication

clever yarrow
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Hahahahahahahahahahhaah

junior coral
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Erik drop it

near cedar
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I assumed it might be but

brave geyser
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wait a sec

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the queen of england

near cedar
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JoJo fans are notorious or being fuckin stupid and unable to read

gleaming peak
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“Oh this person has a different thought process, clearly a troll” is a thing people still do in 2021?

brave geyser
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"oh this person is trolling clearly a troll" yes

junior coral
near cedar
gleaming peak
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I don’t know who is trolling but I’m not

rugged sun
gleaming peak
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I didn’t know it was an argument I thought people knew already

junior coral
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Bye bye!

gleaming peak
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Bye!

clever yarrow
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I’m pretty sure they were inside joking with the celebrity is rock human part

junior coral
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That’s the whole premise of this conversation bud

gleaming peak
gleaming peak
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Exactly, exactly.

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Audrey Hepburn a rock human and a freedom fighter would be a good Jojolion prequel.

junior coral
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Drop it

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You failed at whatever you’re trying to pull leave it be

gleaming peak
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I’m just discussing stuff

junior coral
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🤷‍♂️ let it go

gleaming peak
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Well who would you like to see live their life as a rock human?

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If not Audrey Hepburn

rugged sun
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Me

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I would be a cool rock human tbh

gleaming peak
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But you’re Tooru

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You’re already a rock human

rugged sun
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I’m his twin

gleaming peak
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Can rock humans have twins?

clever yarrow
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I see, Tooru was the better brother

gleaming peak
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LOL

clever yarrow
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A.Phex Twins

gleaming peak
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Damn that’s harsh

rugged sun
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😭

junior coral
gleaming peak
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Are they really twins

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Or clones...

junior coral
gleaming peak
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Exactly my reaction

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What celebrity do you think, that exists right now, is a Rock Human?

brave geyser
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queen of england

gleaming peak
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Oh yeah she still exists

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Shame about her inbred bald descendants

hoary temple
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zucc is def a rock human

hoary temple
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what would his stand be

gleaming peak
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They’re not cool Rock Humans like Audrey Hepburn

clever yarrow
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Nicki Minaj she literally looks like a rock human trying to fit in

ornate fiber
gleaming peak
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Zucc’s Stand is how facebook steals your info!

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I like that now the conversation is getting fun rather than whiny.

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Is that why Nicki Minaj hangs out with Drake, who is also clearly a rock human

rugged sun
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What about jeff bezos? What’s his stand

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He’s definitely a rock human, has same motive as them

clever yarrow
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I am constipated.

ornate fiber
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Has to be money related like the Milagro Man…

gleaming peak
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Maybe it isn’t money related

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He’s just now surrounded by money and has no reason to use his Stand

rugged sun
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Yeah maybe

gleaming peak
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I don’t want Bezos to have a strong Stand but

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He could have another Vitamin C for all I know

rugged sun
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He probably does have a strong ability that he doesn’t need to use anymore, considering how rich and powerful he is now

hoary temple
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oddly jb doesn't give off rock human vibes to me

gleaming peak
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What’s his name

hoary temple
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huh

gleaming peak
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The guy who got triggered by WAP

hoary temple
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idk

gleaming peak
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Ben Sharpy?

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He seems like a Rock Human

rugged sun
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Ben Shapiro I think

gleaming peak
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yeah

rugged sun
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He’s probably a rock human trying to trick humans with conspiracy theories to gain power

gleaming peak
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He talks and looks funny and says stuff like “Hypothetically”

rugged sun
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Yeah

hoary temple
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yeah he does seem like a rock human

gleaming peak
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He probably goes to colleges to swing down on the students there because he wants to stop humans from being able to handle confrontation or something

gleaming peak
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Why else would he go to college campuses to debate? To serve his own ego? psssssh

rugged sun
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His stand ability allows him to swing down onto of college students with incredible force

hoary temple
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damn this place is slowly becoming a rock human conspiracy channel lmao

ornate fiber
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or whatever idk

rugged sun
gleaming peak
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I mean just like with Audrey Hepburn

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We’re just stating facts

clever yarrow
gleaming peak
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Maybe Alex Jones is a person who saw a rock human wake up and he became insane

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Rather than just be some actor trying hard to be relevant

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AND THE ROCK HUMAN’S STAND RELEASED CHEMICALS THAT MADE FROGS GAY IN FRONT OF HIM!

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Perfect, Araki you can pay me in one hotdog.

hoary temple
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Araki is probably a rock human

rugged sun
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Oh my god

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A-rock-I

minor ore
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Lmao

whole finch
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Araki is in deep need of a ratio

minor ore
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Why

gleaming peak
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The vampire theory is a clever ruse!

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He ruses all of the fans who thought he was a vampire

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He is actually rock human

clever yarrow
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Was Moses perhaps, a rock human?

gleaming peak
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He makes the manga months in advance

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That would be really funny

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Like instead of being found in a lake or whatever the fuck he just rolled up and began to leech on the royalty

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Imagine being lead by Moses and he has to take his Rock Human nappy while the egyptians are closing in

clever yarrow
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Lmfao

gleaming peak
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“Moses, the egyptians are coming, they’ll catch us soon unless we do someth- Moses? Moses?!” “Don’t panic, he probably went to talk to God. We should just sit down on this rock that wasn’t here an hour ago and formulate our plan.”

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I mean is rock human Moses any better or worse than Beyblader Moses?

clever yarrow
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HAHAHAHA

gleaming peak
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Who split the sea by letting it rip?

clever yarrow
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Probably worse this guy could sleep through an entire massacre

gleaming peak
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He splits the sea and then just goes to bed

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The whole Rock Humans sleeping around shrines or parks kinda makes me sad. People get drunk and pee on them rocks.

pure charm
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What is this

gleaming peak
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What is what

plain canyon
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One message removed from a suspended account.

clever yarrow
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Nothing ahhahahhahahahhahhahaha

plain canyon
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One message removed from a suspended account.

gleaming peak
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I see potato’s profile pic is the only good hxh character

clever yarrow
pure charm
plain canyon
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One message removed from a suspended account.

gleaming peak
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Do they even feel it if someone messes with the rocks

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Like not counting pee just like say shoving the rocks

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Or hitting it with something

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Oh yeah I forgot Killua

hoary temple
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I mean, probably but they're strong they can handle it

gleaming peak
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He kinda peaked when he did that cat hand thingy

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Against the serial killer with them droopy eyes

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The only thing I remember that mentioned being influenced by hibernation is that one guy’s gf taking his stuff

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But that’s more an influence due to him not being able to stop her rather than anything

ornate fiber
gleaming peak
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poor aisho

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oh snap we got a rock human among us meme

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How does it feel to just like be awake for months straight

ornate fiber
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meh

brave geyser
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how does it feel to sleep for a month

ornate fiber
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Sleeping for a month >>>> being awake

pure charm
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Kys

brave geyser
gleaming peak
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I couldn’t do the months awake mostly because shit stops poppin for most people at around midnight

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So it’s like you gotta wait a quarter of a day for people to get up again

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If you’re lucky I mean

mossy sinew
ornate fiber
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I already have a bad sleeping schedule so like, seeing how rock humans lived their life was kinda relatable.

gleaming peak
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I would be worried to be like Aisho

ornate fiber
gleaming peak
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Just wake up to land being demolished around you

ornate fiber
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Oh wait no you meant his house nvm

gleaming peak
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I mean that too

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That chick was not a ride or die

ornate fiber
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I hate that chick

gleaming peak
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She was a “Get me some money”

ornate fiber
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You got a sweet guy, and this is what you do smh

gleaming peak
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He trusted her and she betrayed him

ornate fiber
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:/

gleaming peak
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It’s really depressing actually like he probably felt all vulnerable

ornate fiber
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Also, what was up with Dolomite’s GF.

gleaming peak
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I think the implication is his Stand kinda did it

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And he didn’t know

ornate fiber
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OOOH.

gleaming peak
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But people debate about that in other jojo spaces I know

ornate fiber
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That makes so much sense now but wait, how was she infected?

rugged sun
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Poor dolomite, he was such a hottie and got ruined by woman 😦

gleaming peak
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I don’t know about here, I didn’t expect people to get out of shape about the rock human audrey hepburn discussion so who tf knows

ornate fiber
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i don’t recall seeing liquid anywhere… Was it a kiss or smth…?

gleaming peak
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Maybe?

rugged sun
ornate fiber
gleaming peak
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Some say she was blind and just wandered by a power plant

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It could be both

ornate fiber
gleaming peak
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Kinda sucks you like go from handsome lad to fried chicken gremlin

rugged sun
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I mean I’m not gonna deny that dolomite’s still a hottie in his gremlin form….

gleaming peak
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If you bang him you have to do all the work though, no?

rugged sun
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So? Still worth it

hoary temple
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mmm he got that dumpy

main veldt
gleaming peak
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Iunno it could be like both

ornate fiber
gleaming peak
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Man imagine eating a fruit for the exchange

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and you become a little fried chicken gremlin man

hoary temple
gleaming peak
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What a ripoff dude

ornate fiber
hoary temple
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oh hell yea

brave geyser
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😳

ornate fiber
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SOFT AND WET, BONK THIS MF

gleaming peak
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Looool

hoary temple
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ouchie

gleaming peak
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Who is a celebrity you hardly hear from for a bit then they just pop up again

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I was gonna say Kanye but I’m sure those tmz assholes can prove otherwise

gleaming peak
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is that true?

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he did kinda just fade from relevancy huh

ornate fiber
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I still hear his songs on the radio

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But it doesn’t sound like him.

hoary temple
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yeah he's different now

subtle echo
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Sup

hoary temple
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JUST LIKE HOW ROCK HUMANS CHANGE

ornate fiber
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Heeeeyy buddy ❤️

ornate fiber
gleaming peak
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I mean it has been long enough for The Biebs to go through a rock human evolution

ornate fiber
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Ah. “The Biebs”.

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Haven’t heard that name in a while.

gleaming peak
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That’s what everyone I know called him

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And I just didn’t know much about him tbh

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I’m bad with that celebrity shit

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Did they ever say like you could have a half rock human half human kid

hoary temple
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celebeebty

gleaming peak
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I remember the percentage for relationship failure

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But not a blatant “They can’t breed together”

hoary temple
hard meteor
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Don’t think so

gleaming peak
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It could be really awkward because like

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Humans are super social and they might catch feelings because of the chemicals going to their head during the sex and/or kissing

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While Rock Humans are not

junior coral
gleaming peak
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Welcome back

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What do you think, my son

brave geyser
gleaming peak
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Then 🧐

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Interesting idea

brave geyser
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idk if it ends up as pure rock human or half human half rock human tho

gleaming peak
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yeah they never establish that

junior coral
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It ends up being a Rock Human

brave geyser
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i thought so

gleaming peak
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Although at like a 2.5% chance of existing

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Where you read this

junior coral
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There aren't any half-bloods (at least that we know of)

gleaming peak
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Is that like confirmed or just an assumption

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It would be odd

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How would that influence their hibernation and mentality

brave geyser
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strong silicon genes

junior coral
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If we aren't told that's the case why would it be

gleaming peak
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So it’s more of a “I will assume so until told otherwise” model

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That’s valid too

brave geyser
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i think it being completely rock human makes sense personally

gleaming peak
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It would probably be awful on the kid’s mental state considering the huge differences between one parent and the other

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I’m not sayin it doesn’t I’m just sayin we don’t have proof one way or the other yet

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We must experiment.

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If Araki did like an SBS like Oda did we could write in

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It would suck to have like a rock human parent who just uses you and then a human parent who wants to form familial bonds tho

junior coral
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Ultra Jump is in the process of leaking

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No JOJOLANDS chapter in November

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Seemingly no announcement for it this issue

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I'm holding out hope for the announcement in November and chapter release in December

minor ore
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It will happen.

rugged sun
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If jojo part 9 is so cool, then where’s jojo part 10? Hm?

hard meteor
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i have it

brave geyser
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if part 10 is so good where is part 10 2

icy knot
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i have jojo part 10

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jojo part 10 tells you what sex is; ergo, i know what sex is and i wont tell you

ornate fiber
heavy ledge
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If jojolands so cool where is it

icy knot
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its at your mom's house

hard meteor
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I have the first jojolands chapter,gotta say it was kinda weird to see whitesnake again but johan joestars stand looks cool, holly died in the last panel 😔

heavy ledge
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I gotta visit my mom and warn her asap

tender pulsar
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You know what

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I think I'ma skip part 6

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I'll just watch a video summary

hard meteor
#

L

pure charm
#

L

barren bough
#

L

ornate fiber
#

Big L.

tender pulsar
#

Don't L me

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Im eating for the ainme

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I'll come back once it comes out

junior coral
#

Don't watch a video summary if you're waiting for the anime

dreamy rose
tender pulsar
#

No I accidentally read sbr first

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But it comes out in Decemberrrrrr

dreamy rose
#

"accidentally"

minor ore
#

How do you...

#

Ok

tender pulsar
#

My grandpa has a stack of random manga

dreamy rose
#

are you like Italian

heavy ledge
#

Cool grandpa

minor ore
#

Based grandpa

heavy ledge
#

Our incursion in the sbr chat failed miserably yesterday

#

It all diverged into some discord bingo

rain seal
#

Yare yare daze

tender pulsar
#

Can someone explain soft and wet bubbles?

rain seal
#

Can someone explain hermit purple?

tender pulsar
#

Spirit photography

rain seal
#

I don’t know

hard meteor
#

sad

tender pulsar
#

The closer the bond the clearer the picture Will appear

hard meteor
#

how do you not know this

tender pulsar
#

That's why when they took a picture of Dio it was clear and they took a picture of Angelo it wasn't that viable

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Now can someone explain bubbly bubble

dreamy rose
#

Soft and wet's bubbles steal "aspects" of things at first which was too complex so they became normal bubbles that just do bubble things

sonic hollow
dreamy rose
#

plunder ceased to be used after a certain point

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which is weird considering how powerful it is...almost like it was too powerful

sonic hollow
#

stop

dreamy rose
#

how can you write a villain to fight against an ability like that?

sonic hollow
#

im pretty sure he used plunder as var as vitamin c. could be wrong tho

dreamy rose
#

he should have made Damo slip on the ground, then

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just do that to everyone

hard meteor
#

from what i remember it last used in kareras arc

dreamy rose
#

make the twins slip on the ground, gg

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like Josuke beating up the twins is cool, but considering what his ability does in both forms he didn't even need to approach them

sonic hollow
#

do you not remember how easy josuke butchered the aphexx twins

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and do you think slipping is fatal or something?

dreamy rose
#

they cant fight back too well if they cant walk properly

#

he could have stolen 1 of their eyesight's and then super destroyed them too

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also I only re-read that arc for the Karera parts honestly

sonic hollow
#

wouldve been useless against damo since vitamin c was already effecting the whole house

dreamy rose
#

Damo would ultra fucked if he slipped, since he's short and fat

sonic hollow
#

he also used plunder to move hato out of vitamin C's range

dreamy rose
hard meteor
#

that wasnt plunder that was a standard bubble

sonic hollow
#

still plunder

dreamy rose
#

he's a spinning pro though, he'd just slide around the house

#

mixed messages...

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was it plunder or not

hard meteor
#

not

tender pulsar
#

Gappy wearing orange look unatural

viscid kindle
tender pulsar
#

I ALREADY ADDRESS THIS YOU HAMON BEAT HOOLIGAN

dreamy rose
#

I dont believe you unless you are Italian or something

#

how do you have physical SBR?

tender pulsar
#

Idk

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My grandpa is 78

dreamy rose
#

is it English?

tender pulsar
#

He lives in Colorado

#

Sone are

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It's a mixed

dreamy rose
#

ok you're lying then

tender pulsar
#

Lier

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Don't call me a lier

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When you haven't even seen them physically urself

sonic hollow
#

sbr isnt in english

tender pulsar
#

?

#

Have you read sbr

sonic hollow
#

the physicals

#

arent in english

tender pulsar
#

Yes they are

hard meteor
#

no they arent lol

tender pulsar
#

Sir have you been on mangadex

minor ore
#

lmao

tender pulsar
#

Oh

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Physical

hard meteor
#

mangadex uses scanlations not physical releases

tender pulsar
#

Nah they ain't physical

sonic hollow
#

this fuckin guy

tender pulsar
#

Stfu

#

I was confused and scared

hard meteor
#

lying and skipping,classic jojo fan

tender pulsar
#

Nope

hard meteor
#

yep

tender pulsar
#

Im not a skipper never have been

#

If I skipped I would have been very open about

#

Call me what you want could care less

#

I know my story you know yours

viscid kindle
tender pulsar
#

Nah waiting for anime

hard meteor
#

he said he did earlier

tender pulsar
#

I said I thought

#

Don't force words into people man

viscid kindle
#

Never skip parts.

tender pulsar
#

Ikkkk

#

I haven't I leaned from one piece

heavy ledge
#

mid piece

viscid kindle
#

Sooo anyone talking about JoJolion?

heavy ledge
#

what would you want to discuss about jojolion

minor ore
#

how much it sucks

viscid kindle
#

||Good question, what about flashback man at the beginning of JoJolion he was in Josukes flashback and was never seen again.||

kind owlBOT
#

@viscid kindle, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

heavy ledge
#

its horrible

hard meteor
#

good

viscid kindle
#

Well

minor ore
#

yeah it's for wussies

#

no he doesn't

sonic hollow
#

lol

dreamy rose
#

flashback man is set up for part 9 clearly

heavy ledge
#

unless theres someone actively saying "im at chapter x" i dont use spoiler tags

minor ore
#

you forgot tone indicators

#

lmao

heavy ledge
#

id rather u not

tender pulsar
#

It's not that bad

viscid kindle
#

lmao

heavy ledge
#

its awful

#

what kind of evil dude just brings back your faves to show you how they painfully die

tender pulsar
#

😆

heavy ledge
#

yoma

dreamy rose
#

or wait

#

yo yo ma

heavy ledge
#

!w yoma

mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Yoma_Hashimoto
Not the correct result? Use !w page yoma for a direct link or !w search yoma for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Yoma Hashimoto (橋本 陽馬, Hashimoto Yōma) is the main antagonist of Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan - Episode 9: The Run.

heavy ledge
dreamy rose
#

||I dont pay attention to the Rohan spin offs||

#

I have like 2 on my computer, I read those

#

too white

#

because its a surprise

heavy ledge
#

am i white?

minor ore
#

||You’re black ||

heavy ledge
#

but my hands are pale and pinkish

#

isnt asian skin yellowish?

#

or did those painting videos troll me

dreamy rose
minor ore
#

Aren’t you Laotian

dreamy rose
#

definitely cringe

minor ore
#

Lotion

#

Khan

heavy ledge
#

whats laotian

minor ore
#

The ocean

#

It’s a landlocked country

heavy ledge
#

oh laos

dreamy rose
#

speaking of KotH, you ever see that Thanksgiving episode where Peggy goes crazy?

#

god i hate her

#

good

#

your life is better for it

heavy ledge
#

so u gotta be gringo to be white?

dreamy rose
minor ore
#

true

heavy ledge
#

so true

dreamy rose
#

actually unironically true

#

in a cosmic way

hard meteor
#

very true

heavy ledge
#

i dont know who i am

#

true

#

but i think i am supposed to be latino and this shit sucks

#

what

dreamy rose
heavy ledge
#

i decided im just going to be something that doesnt exist in this world

dreamy rose
#

you can be a bubble like Ceaser 👍

heavy ledge
dreamy rose
#

if you were rich your wealth would probably be anchored to your country in some way

heavy ledge
#

but i would be far away enjoying a cup of coffee

dreamy rose
#

I guess you could be yeah

mystic pier
#

is the 6th chapter of Jojolands good?

hard meteor
#

yeah joshu gets a solo fight in that one

pure charm
#

Joshu redemption arc

mystic pier
#

why would joshu be in chapter 6 when he wasn't in the first 5?

tame plover
#

He was in chapter 5 but hiding as Puccy

gleaming peak
#

Oh cool more people to type to about Audrey Hepburn, the rock human woman

#

What was her stand

heavy ledge
#

everyone asks if ermes is a rock human but nobody points out audrey was one of them actually

gleaming peak
#

Finally someone sees it

#

Some tweedle dum and tweedle dee screamed at me earlier and called me names and stole my lunch money while calling me a liar

#

But it’s like right there

#

Which is interesting considering Audrey was such a public figure which is very anti rock human it seems?

hard meteor
#

are you still doing this bit

gleaming peak
#

It’s not a bit I wanna discuss it

hard meteor
#

sure ok

gleaming peak
#

What do you have to add to the discussion

hard meteor
#

nothin but this

mossy cloak
#

mr rager

gleaming peak
#

smh we won’t be watching breakfast at tiffany’s together to see her rock humanness

minor ore
gleaming peak
#

lemme see who else was in that page that is a celebrity

granite pewter
#

Sussuke

gleaming peak
#

Who says Johnny like Jyawnee

gleaming peak
#

Is that like a Boston thing

granite pewter
#

Na it’s from the pork pie hat kid fight

gleaming peak
#

It sounds like how an asshole from Boston would say Johnny

#

maybe pork pie hat kid is a bahstin mutant

granite pewter
#

Something like that lmao

minor ore
#

joshunut 🍎
joshuwheeze

gleaming peak
#

It’s the boy who got his haircut from supercuts

#

“Hey can you just fuck my head up fam”

#

Is Dominic Toretto a Hamon user

#

He can crack the ground with his stomps they have to be infused with Hamon

heavy ledge
#

we dont talk about hamon here

minor ore
#

spin

icy knot
#

Part 9 hamon returns

delicate axle
minor ore
#

Theory

delicate axle
#

oh

icy knot
#

Theory

#

Joke actually

ripe rover
#

jojo characters after allying with someone who can see if you have a brain tumor but only by using eletronic devices

delicate axle
#

I haven’t yet read steel ball run or jojolion is it worth it?

clever yarrow
#

Definitely.

delicate axle
#

K

minor ore
#

im reading rn and tell me. is it "Locacaca" or "Rokakaka"? now i may have miss something bc i havent read in a few secs but i just wanted this clear up for me (im on chapter 73)

minor ore
#

ah ok. i thought i missed something or it was something different thanks!

sonic hollow
#

you can either call it roka or loca

minor ore
#

Most people say roka but in some translations, locacaca and rokakaka are different things

dreamy rose
#

its just because Araki wrote out Locacaca in English when Akefu revealed his new drug, but it was being referred to in symbols and therefore a Japanese dialect which is "rokakaka"

gleaming peak
#

Imagine if Hamon comes back and it’s a power used by the villains

kind owlBOT
#

@gleaming peak, Your Stand Rank is now level 13 !

delicate axle
minor ore
delicate axle
lament shoal
#

Helli

#

Hello

minor ore
dreamy rose
minor ore
#

Nit really

dreamy rose
#

yis really

ripe rover
#

you are forgived

silk solar
#

Kakyoin could've killed dio with emerald splash if it was in real time

dreamy rose
#

why did you delete that the first time, like it was the wrong channel

#

and then resend it

near cedar
#

I mean sure if he can utterly destroy his brain instantly with the Emerald Splash

#

But no

minor ore
#

This is Jojolin what is this?

junior coral
#

Discussions for past parts is allowed here

#

You're not allowed to discuss future parts in the other channels, though

minor ore
#

Oh I thought that was for overall?

junior coral
#

This channel is specifically for JoJolion topics, but you are allowed to discuss past parts

#

Overall discussion is intended for discussing any jojo media no limits

#

When Part 9 starts coming out it's gonna be that Part 9 discussion is not allowed there either

#

Every channel serves its function (except general spoilers that place is fucked)

near cedar
#

General spoilers serves it's purpose very well

#

It keeps all of that out of here

#

mostly

junior coral
#

Except for when the bullshit leaks into the real discussion channels and we have to deal with a few unfunny assholes for a day

silk solar
#

Kakyoin is the richest bread man if you get the joke

brave geyser
lilac blaze
#

soft and wet

#

that's what she said

ornate fiber
#

Absolutely hilarious

sonic hollow
#

comedy gold

lilac blaze
#

thank you thank you

#

thank you everyone

near cedar
#

They are being sarcastic you know

lilac blaze
#

REALLY I NEVER KNEW

gleaming peak
#

You deserve the praise

#

don’t let them rain on your parade

lilac blaze
gleaming peak
#

no problem

lilac blaze
#

Mwa

kind owlBOT
#

@lilac blaze, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

sudden latch
#

Jojolion best part?

minor ore
#

nah

#

ÎĽes, it is!

junior coral
#

Yes

minor ore
#

Nah

heavy ledge
#

Yes

minor ore
#

Maybe so

heavy ledge
#

No

olive violet
#

lol didnt expect his stand cry to be "wryyyy"

faint grail
#

Fighting AU jolyne who says muda

olive violet
faint grail
#

Yeah

#

And Giorno will be a drug lord

heavy ledge
#

Dio wry joshu
Yoshikage wry joshunut

olive violet
#

Imagine fighting a stand user whos stand name is fucking Vitamin C

hoary temple
#

Imagine fighting a stand user whos stand name is fucking Soft and Wet

olive violet
hoary temple
#

I wonder what a stand's fist feels like, it probably wouldn't be meaty like a normal fist

olive violet
#

i broke my neck looking at this panel

minor ore
kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 20 !

placid swift
#

then you can look at the panel with ease

#

how tf did the a phex brothers survive what josefumi did to them

crisp vigil
placid swift
hoary temple
#

rock>flesh

placid swift
#

should take more than 6 months to heal from those injuries

#

not to mention one of them died from being on fire for 5 seconds

hoary temple
#

maybe rock people are weak to fire dude you don't know

placid swift
#

i don't remember rock types being weak to fire types, idk im not a pokemon master

hoary temple
#

I wanna live in the alternate universe where Araki is rly good at english and uses social media a lot so that we can ask him shit like "are the rock people weak to fire"

placid swift
#

is it even equivalent exchange if your situation gets better, like if you heal your arm in a dire situation shouldn't one of your legs fall off

hoary temple
#

I wonder how aware Araki is of the western jojo fandom and all the memes that's come from it

placid swift
#

this guy should be dead from a tree branch entering his brain

#

that branch went in deep

#

this guy is even more dead than sale in part 5

hoary temple
#

sale survived

placid swift
#

yea but he got brain damage

hard meteor
#

rock skin=less damage

hoary temple
#

the branch clearly went in though

placid swift
#

not rock hard enough

hoary temple
#

he's fucking bleeding

#

wood is paper

#

paper beats rock

crisp vigil
#

silicon-based kakyoinsmirk

placid swift
#

that 20cm branch just entered through the top of his head

hoary temple
#

maybe rock people brains are just built different

crisp vigil
#

also did soft and wet press that branch?

hoary temple
#

what?

placid swift
#

it put its bubbles over the branch and then popped them, which somehow generated enough force to launch the branch to enter someone's brain

hoary temple
#

oh wild

placid swift
#

i swear josefumi's soft and wet is just built different

hoary temple
#

popping force

crisp vigil
#

it’s the same as josuke’s just without the additive kira parts

placid swift
#

im no doctor but that looks serious

hoary temple
#

wait Josefumi's soft and wet's bubbles were still lines right? or were his actual bubbles?

#

damn part 8 is more brutal than I remember

crisp vigil
#

i assume lines, athough they didn’t drill into people and explode like josuke could

hoary temple
#

goddamn

hard meteor
#

seem they were lines

placid swift
hoary temple
#

well rock people are tougher than normal humans dude

crisp vigil
#

silicon reportedly has a 6.5 on the hardness scale, diamond with a 10

hoary temple
#

what about skin?

crisp vigil
#

so, strong but not the hardest thing to break

crisp vigil
hoary temple
#

on the hardness scale

crisp vigil
#

“far under 1”

#

human nails are supposedly about a 2

hard meteor
hoary temple
#

yeah and Josefumi cracked that fuckers's skull on his knee with his hands like it was nothing

placid swift
#

that branch was op

hoary temple
#

Josefumi just built different

placid swift
#

and do this

hoary temple
#

well he broke a joint, joints aren't very strong

crisp vigil
#

josefumi and kira are so awesome i wouldn’t complain if jojolands was about them

hoary temple
#

that would be lit

crisp vigil
#

maybe if it was in morioh again i’d be upset actually

hoary temple
#

though a prequel part would be a bit of unexplored territory for jojo

hoary temple
placid swift
#

next part they gonna reveal that cool shock bt happens in morioh

hoary temple
#

nah nah part 9 is the manga adaptation of eoh

crisp vigil
#

stars in morioh port
get in boat
commit crusader to england
burn brando mansion

hard meteor
#

prequel part
L

hoary temple
#

part 9 might be a full on hunt for rokakaka

#

for whatever reason

manic portal
#

Someone spoil part 8 for me

placid swift
#

part 9 will be a one-shot that's all about the anatomy and lives of female rock humans

tame plover
crisp vigil
manic portal
junior coral
#

Read it

hoary temple
#

wait hold on I'm gonna guess: Gappy is gonna get the rock disease somehow, his son/grandson goes on a trip to find rokakaka, while the remains of the rock human organization also look for rokakaka, their path crosses at some point, fights ensue

crisp vigil
#

jojolion was the entirety of the organization i thought

#

all died

hard meteor
#

rock disease doesnt exist anymore

hoary temple
#

I doubt that all of the rock humans just all lived in japan

brave geyser
#

thats what araki wants you to think

junior coral
hoary temple
#

there must be tons around the world

#

I mean we all thought Dio's organization was destroyed after part 3 then boom part 6

hard meteor
placid swift
#

part 9 will be another alt universe where everyone is a rock human, and the kujo-higashikata-kira family are suffering from the flesh disease

crisp vigil
hoary temple
#

well sure

#

but international branches exist

#

hah, branches, because fruit

crisp vigil
placid swift
#

social media is run by rock humans

hoary temple
#

oh yeah shit modern tech is gonna be in part 9

hoary temple
#

the jojo is a redditor

placid swift
hoary temple
#

I wonder what new technology Araki is gonna put in part 9

#

part 8 had a whole internet stand

#

would part 9 have a specifically social media stand

placid swift
#

attacks enemies by posting mean tweets about them

#

psychological attack

#

the victim will have their feelings hurt

olive violet
junior coral
#

@proud dawn the family tree in Part 8 confirms that it’s not connected to the original universe

#

Jotaro and Irene do not exist

proud dawn
#

Yeah but doesn't mean araki will not link them

junior coral
#

And the way D4C’s ability worked was it could only connect to universes based on its own. Meaning no crossing over into the original continuity

#

How would he link them if they aren’t connected by space or time

proud dawn
#

It will most probably won't happen

junior coral
#

The original universe ended

#

The story is over

#

There is no reason to bring it back

proud dawn
#

Yes

#

But still

junior coral
#

No man…

#

There is no chance of it happening

proud dawn
#

You don't know

#

Part 9 hasn't started

hard meteor
#

They will not be linked lol

proud dawn
#

You can't say something will not happen

junior coral
#

Part 9 will continue the story from 7 and 8

#

There’s nothing to go back to in the original continuity

proud dawn
#

Yes but still even if i do not believe it will link it still can

hard meteor
proud dawn
#

Finally an end to that

#

I believe u but i still need proofs xd

junior coral
#

Jesus

hard meteor
#

“The two josuke’s would never meet eachother normally” “I would never allow something like this in the manga” all the proof you need,you people need to stop coping over nothing

junior coral
#

That’s a fantastic quote

#

They aren’t linked by time or space

#

That’s perfect

placid swift
junior coral
#

They collide and both die the end

sudden nymph
junior coral
#

Yep

hard meteor
#

Mhm

minor ore
#

Araki then went out to confirm that Josuke 4 and Josuke 8 played 1 on 1 basketball together

hard meteor
#

real!?!

crisp vigil
#

crazy diamond is ballin

#

don’t get in the way of my plunder shot

#

whoops the ball has no friction

minor ore
#

yeah Josuke8 is winning for sure

#

Go Beyond so

mystic pier
#

araki touched me when I was a kid

junior coral
#

Araki is cancelled ???

mystic pier
#

Bruno looking out for Passione like they were his kids was heartwarming

ornate fiber
crisp vigil
#

ok but we all have to admit that king crimson is the best at basketball

#

it’s literally his court

#

of the crimson king

pure charm
#

No

#

Damo is the best at basketball

crisp vigil
#

he can’t be ballin

#

impossible

pure charm
#

Hato picks him up for shots

crisp vigil
#

her arms will snap

#

damo is a big boy

pure charm
#

Damo:

heavy ledge
#

Your og universe is dead

minor ore
#

LETS GO MY POSTER CAME

#

I'M SO HAPPY

arctic garnet
#

Cum

dreamy rose
#

hot

light swift
#

Hell yeah

minor ore
#

yotsuyu my love

subtle radish
#

im in part 4 jojo

#

i love jojo

#

betar than attk on tintN

junior coral
#

If you’re on Part 4 you shouldn’t be in this channel

minor ore
junior coral
#

Inappropriate

#

Banned

elder oracle
minor ore
#

So I wonder about Wonder of U or Over Heaven or C4C getting the meme treatment of how that works if that happens welp that will get annoying.

junior coral
#

It most certainly will

#

Once Steel Ball Run and JoJolion get animated and become part of the mainstream

#

Let’s just be happy they live on in semi-obscurity for now

minor ore
#

Yep

#

I know that wasp stuff gonna become a joke or something.

#

Rock People will be meme for sure actually is the bus scene a meme because there's potential there.

mystic pier
#

every panel is a meme

minor ore
#

I hung up my poster yotsuyu looks so good

junior coral
#

That's great

minor ore
sonic hollow
#

did damo dirty

junior coral
#

Nah he's extremely handsome in that image

minor ore
#

Peak damo

heavy ledge
#

the boys 😭

sudden heron
#

epic

heavy ledge
#

why are there so many unfunny images in this chat

#

ill get muted again bc people are spamming them

junior coral
#

Lmao

#

Mods on vaca

sudden nymph
#

@grave moth no memes please

heavy ledge
#

last week someone was spamming unfunny pictures and the rest were talking and posting their reply gifs as usual

#

then a mod suddenly showed up and muted us all, i wasnt even actively participating

grave moth
#

My apologies

sudden nymph
#

@fluid vessel no memes please

heavy ledge
#

bruh

woven anvilBOT
#

@minor ore has been muted