jojolion

[heavy ledge]

i might ride it if he had one

[clever yarrow]

I really don’t think he’s into that

[near cedar]

Tooru's not into anything

||He's dead||

[clever yarrow]

||Didn’t even get into second stage with his ex girlfriend :/||

[arctic garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[neon raft]

tooru hate continues

[minor ore]

he has one I saw it

[whole finch]

Deserved hate

[arctic garnet]

and it won't stop 😈

[neon raft]

i hope y’all exaggerating

& he’s not that bad

[whole finch]

Nope

[neon raft]

!w tooru

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Tooru

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Tooru

Tooru (透龍(とおる), Tōru) is the main antagonist of the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion, as well as the seventh main antagonist of the series overall.

[whole finch]

Looking like a mushroom

[heavy ledge]

send dudes

[arctic garnet]

mushroom head ass

[whole finch]

Fr

[ornate fiber]

He isn’t but he’s not that good either

[heavy ledge]

people just cant read thats all

[near cedar]

@neon raft what is your opinion on Diavolo

[arctic garnet]

i just dislike tooru d riders that's all

[whole finch]

Ya I actually can’t

Tooru sucks ass

[clever yarrow]

Yasuho’s…?

[near cedar]

Understatement

[neon raft]

i think diavolo’s pretty cool

[whole finch]

FR

[arctic garnet]

stopp

[hoary temple]

tooru rather cringe but wou is epic

[near cedar]

Then you might like Tooru

[ornate fiber]

[whole finch]

Yep

[clever yarrow]

Sorry

[ornate fiber]

This is the only opinion on Tooru I will agree with

[minor ore]

U want some Mista

I have a lot

[arctic garnet]

alrpce out

[heavy ledge]

i actually drew dude mista yesterday but i cant show it

for 2 reasons tbh

[arctic garnet]

sus

[minor ore]

They better be good

Because I don’t like missing out on Mista

[hoary temple]

hhmmmm, why?

[heavy ledge]

its for a fanzine but i believe he looks too much into my likings and not the general public likings if you know what i mean

[hoary temple]

did you draw mista doin the deed

[neon raft]

is diavolo also a shit villain

[heavy ledge]

you know mmm over knee socks

[whole finch]

Mhmm

He’s cool tho

[ornate fiber]

[neon raft]

i think my affinity for diavolo comes from how much i like character designs

[clever yarrow]

Femboy Mista?

[neon raft]

and tooru’s design looks pretty cool

[near cedar]

Yes

[minor ore]

You have to dial back the based levels so the normies can digest it properly?

[whole finch]

Yeah generally araki doesn’t miss on character design

[clever yarrow]

He can certainly make them look…unique

[heavy ledge]

ehh no i just like lithe guys i guess if that makes sense, not abnormally big, unless its josefumi

[clever yarrow]

Oh

Ohhhh I get it

[heavy ledge]

i often see mista being very buffed and such

[minor ore]

👅💦

[clever yarrow]

Personally I don’t mind seeing skinny jog around or whatever

Jotaro*

[heavy ledge]

like, i drew muscle but he isnt stardust-crusaders type buffed

[minor ore]

Dude you gotta show the world this

[clever yarrow]

I’m still wondering why he got that haircut

[neon raft]

[whole finch]

Hair length is good he just looks like a bowl

[minor ore]

Golden ratio haircut

Given the opportunity I would too

[clever yarrow]

[ornate fiber]

[whole finch]

[heavy ledge]

why are you talking to yourself

[neon raft]

i like muscles

[ornate fiber]

I like them too buddy we are one in the same

[minor ore]

what do you mean????

[hoary temple]

well no matter what you think of tooru's character, he still 100% has the worst hair out of the main villains

[neon raft]

[heavy ledge]

"dude you gotta show the world this"

[neon raft]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-chief-i-dont-know-about-that-one-chief-chief-gif-12469724

[hoary temple]

fucking, bean shaped helmet-ass hair mf

[heavy ledge]

you are dude for me

[whole finch]

Dio p3 after he gains lipstick

[ornate fiber]

NO His afro is AMAZING

[minor ore]

oooooooooooh

[hoary temple]

did he change hair after getting joseph's blood? i don't remember that lemme check

[clever yarrow]

Diavolo looks like he stuck a moldy octopus to his scalp

[ornate fiber]

Yes he did, Karen looking mf

[brave geyser]

best hair is kira or kars

[neon raft]

no valentine

[hoary temple]

anyway early version of it is fucking weird why is it slanted

[clever yarrow]

Definitely Kars

[kind owl]

@clever yarrow, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[hoary temple]

valentine's hair is fire stfu

[clever yarrow]

His hair literally sparks like the galaxy

[whole finch]

This isn’t as bad as later versions kinda looks like mine

[ornate fiber]

I’m biased so I say Diavolo but Valentine got those locks okay

[neon raft]

i said it’s the best lol

[ornate fiber]

I like Valentine and Tooru’s hair

[hoary temple]

ah

[clever yarrow]

His Afro gradually inflated

[brave geyser]

*based

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[hoary temple]

oh yeah this shit sucks lmao

[ornate fiber]

Have to acknowledge my simp heart first

[ornate fiber]

NOOO ASH

[ornate fiber]

He looks like a Karen or those 80’s bullies with shit mullets

[minor ore]

another pleb filtered by DIO

[hoary temple]

ok but honestly I never liked this cut, blonde kira had much better hair

[clever yarrow]

I mean it’s okay it’s just average

Looks like my name as a haircut

[brave geyser]

fax

[ornate fiber]

I never really liked Kawajiri Kira, it was such a downgrade

He was a whole David Bowie reference before and we got this

[clever yarrow]

Opinion on melon Kira?

[ornate fiber]

If Kawajiri is the worst then imo melon Kira is in the middle

[clever yarrow]

Melon Kira is the worst Kira haircut so far for me Kawajiri is meh

[crisp vigil]

you gotta admit though his shinobu interactions were incredible

what a good husband

[clever yarrow]

He’s not TECHNICALLY her husband speaking but he would be if he didn’t have these insane fetishes and allowed them to control his actions

[hoary temple]

melon kira fucking sucks lmao

[ornate fiber]

Him and Shinobu were great but I can’t help but feel creeped out that she has no idea her husband had changed for the better and for the worst too

[clever yarrow]

Impostor Kira

[hoary temple]

yo what about 8 kira though

[clever yarrow]

Not to mention he almost choked her

[crisp vigil]

he vented into the kawajiri household

[heavy ledge]

my eyes were blessed

[ornate fiber]

Yeah he would have been a great husband. I actually hoped that maybe he was going to change with all that.

[heavy ledge]

but now i am horn knee too

[clever yarrow]

His hair is very beautiful like his hands

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-slamming-card-on-table-gif-21126320

[clever yarrow]

Yeah but it’s Jojo we almost never have a major villain redemption arc

[ornate fiber]

Huh yeah, just noticed that not including minor DiU villains ofc but MV’s are rotten to the core.

Well not “rotten” in their sense

[clever yarrow]

Gotta actually have a threatening villain somehow

[hoary temple]

rotten to the core, like that descendants song

[ornate fiber]

MAN

[icy knot]

Honestly I wanted Wondr of U to have a different name

Swear it should been Black Hole Sun

Or Black Sun

[ornate fiber]

Why Black Hole Sun

[clever yarrow]

Sounds sus

[ornate fiber]

That song fits its ability very well

[hoary temple]

I like wonder of u though

[icy knot]

Black Sun by Death Cab For Cutie

[clever yarrow]

Wonder Of U is such a good song too

[hoary temple]

remember when ppl thought it would be named crazy train

[clever yarrow]

HAHAHA

[ornate fiber]

“When no one else can understand me. When everything I do is wrong.”

Clearly speaks about Calamity and how Tooru is the only one to understand this phenomenon.

“And you’re always there, to lend a hand, in everything I do.”

Akefu is the “person” that lends a helping hand to Tooru.

[hoary temple]

Crazy Train is a fire song too, and it also fits since it's like, taking the main characters on a wild ride

yeah I think wonder of u fits tooru's character more that it does the stand

[icy knot]

https://youtu.be/hNs5my51z2w

This is the song I thought it would've been named after

[ornate fiber]

The song is elegant too like WoU’s gentlemanly design.

[hoary temple]

there were also some ppl who thought it would be named "Endless calamity"

which is also a song

[icy knot]

Read this one

[hoary temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5VPmKGGT4

[ornate fiber]

Whoa wait by who?

[hoary temple]

wait no it's calamity, by endless

[icy knot]

Lyrics for Black Sun

[hoary temple]

like all the comments for calamity is jojo fans lmao

[ornate fiber]

Ah yes. Jojo fans invading a music comment section.

[hoary temple]

lmaoo

[icy knot]

Honestly I was hoping for Black Hole Sun or Black Sun really really badly

[ornate fiber]

[icy knot]

Because they're songs I both enjoy and find to fit the aesthetic and ability of the stand

[ornate fiber]

This also fits the theme of Calamity but more of the danger like “there is death upon the vine”.

[hoary temple]

I think wonder of u was also named that way because its design was made after like an old timey microphone, which singers like elvis used to use

[icy knot]

Cool stand design

[hoary temple]

add a hat some eyes and you got the stand

[icy knot]

Wish we got to see it full body without the fit

[hoary temple]

we got parts of it

[icy knot]

We don't get to see its legs

[ornate fiber]

A mic that Elvis is often seen using hell yeah

[icy knot]

Yes

[hoary temple]

I think it looks like it doesn't have legs

[ornate fiber]

I was thinking FNAF at first

[icy knot]

I think it has legs

Just intangibility is its secondary ability

Maybe can make portals from the ceiling

[ornate fiber]

It can phase inbetween walls though

[hoary temple]

Wait holy shit, I found a video of elvis singing wonder of you live from like the 70s, and look at his hair

it's like tooru's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnifX3oAbPs

[zenith blaze]

I see no difference

[grave moth]

LETS GOOOO

I JUST FINISHED JOJOLION

the ending was really wholesome :*)

[hard meteor]

🤨

not at all similar

[muted jackal]

im still on chap 30

e

[hoary temple]

seriously

[junior coral]

Based

[muted jackal]

jolyne's hot 🥵

[crisp vigil]

i’ve always saw Civil War as a microphone

but wou? 😳

[hoary temple]

I think wou is straigt up inspired by a micriophone, what the fuck kinda microphones are you using that looks like civil war's head

in what universe is this a microphone

[agile zephyr]

Actually it does look like a microphone

A weird microphone

But still a microphone

[hoary temple]

show me a microphone that resembles this

[agile zephyr]

[ornate fiber]

Radiator lookin ass

[lament shoal]

I finished jojolion

[sonic hollow]

epic. you are now free until jojolands starts

[minor ore]

me consuming the manga when jojolands gets out

I will be there. I will ask questions cause I didn't read well.

[crisp vigil]

im just realizing

i have 0 clue why it gave resemblance in my head

but

[junior coral]

Evil Josuke be like “Go my Stand, Hard & Dry!”

I’m so fucking funny

[hoary temple]

Good Tooru be like "Go my Stand, [Normalcy of Me]"

[crisp vigil]

the real evil josuke

[hoary temple]

instead of causing calamities is gives good luck, you pursue it and trip on a 100$ bill

[crisp vigil]

innocent soccer football players

[hoary temple]

A Phex brothers were not civilians they were rock ppl

[crisp vigil]

shh dont tell greeny that

he doesnt know

[hoary temple]

greeny hasn't read part 8??

[junior coral]

Correct

I’m waiting for it to end

[hoary temple]

it,,,,, has,,,,,, since like september

maybe even for longer

[junior coral]

Nah

[hoary temple]

anyway, Good Tooru be like "haha evil Josuke, your hard and dry won't beat my Normalcy of me"

[minor ore]

milagro man

[dreamy rose]

Dragon's Dream

Thoth, sometimes

[left ferry]

Evil Yasuho be like "Go David Driveway support Evil Josuke"

[hoary temple]

Evil(?)Good(?) Jobin be like "haha Evil Josuke, you can never beat my Slow Peasant"

[dreamy rose]

do you know a girl named Paisley?

[hoary temple]

paisley is a name?

[left ferry]

Honestly I just said David because it had the same Initial as Driveway

[clever yarrow]

Danny Driveway

The only reason he got a 10.0 rating

was because hes so ugly

that the chart thought he was a girl

[minor ore]

how does one achieve the joshu cut

[mystic flint]

Cut a perfect circle just above your eyes all the way around your head and shave all the hair below the circle off

[minor ore]

o

[clever yarrow]

congratulations you have achieved one of the ugliest hair cuts to exist on a adult male

[minor ore]

sigma male haircut

[clever yarrow]

more like beta male

[minor ore]

[clever yarrow]

he had his side hair shaved off too

shameless

[carmine turtle]

joshu is beautiful

[clever yarrow]

as beautiful as me

[gloomy stratus]

My phone stopped changing so I ate a rokakaka and now my tablet is made of Stone

[gloomy stratus]

What’s wrong with Johnny he’s very handsome

[clever yarrow]

Joshu?

I mean joshu

[gloomy stratus]

You mean god?

Hard and dry would give properties to other things the perfect counter to soft and wet

It also looks like killer queen

[clever yarrow]

what

[faint venture]

lion

[clever yarrow]

ur mom hahhahahahhahahahahahhaha

:[

[faint venture]

hahaha funny didn't laugh

[clever yarrow]

exactly my intentions

[faint venture]

y e s

[clever yarrow]

ok do u think joshu is hot or not

[gloomy stratus]

Hell no

[clever yarrow]

Yes

[grave moth]

Joshu: I would die to protect Yasuho!
Yasuho: Cool, so you wont mind giving me your arm, right?
Joshu:

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-stop-posting-about-among-us-sus-amogus-sussy-gif-20696860

[gloomy stratus]

I mean

He did it

[grave moth]

True

But be got really pissed

[gloomy stratus]

Really dumb

He knew what was gonna happen

[grave moth]

And I think he threatened Yasuho because of it..?

[grave moth]

Didnt he want to “fuse” with her?

[gloomy stratus]

Wait what

[kind owl]

@gloomy stratus, Your Stand Rank is now level 18 !

[gloomy stratus]

I might’ve forgotten something

[tame plover]

He romanticized giving his arm to yasuho

[grave moth]

Yep

[tame plover]

And regretted it fully one second after

[grave moth]

Lmaooo

Like dude yasuho nearly died of blood loss and you’re concerned about having a short arm?

[gloomy stratus]

Speaking of arms I accidentally clicked on a chapter where it shows yasuho missing her arm when I was on like chapter 50

Bruh joshu could just find some random guy on the street and take his arm

[grave moth]

spoiler warning: ||they didnt have time||

[gloomy stratus]

I mean after he lost his

[grave moth]

||i dont think he couldve used the rokakaka anymore||

[tame plover]

But he isn’t missing his arm

That’s just how he is now

[gloomy stratus]

Couldn’t he use nut king call?

[grave moth]

Lmao just get yourself a badass bionic arm with a chainsaw

[hard meteor]

unnecessary, he could just use his stands arm

[gloomy stratus]

That would be way cooler than a regular arm

And if any rock humans show up he can just chainsaw them

Chainsaw man 2: now with joshu

[quasi geode]

Hey so I’m making a vol 27 online volume Idk if anyone wants it

[clever yarrow]

This made me laugh so hard my cheek bones genuinely hurt

[clever yarrow]

Joshu immediately saws down Yasuho’s door and Josuke beats him up entire plot of the manga

[modest pilot]

lets go

[grave moth]

🥺 thank youuu

[grave moth]

Welcome to the club

[near cedar]

@limber mirage and random memes go in #memes-and-images

[kind owl]

@carmine turtle, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[frozen charm]

Mid

[molten rose]

Funny Valentine D4C Love Train Vs Tooru Wonder of U

[tame plover]

Love train

[hard meteor]

love train, calamities wouldn't do anything to it

[heavy ledge]

Days without Joshu slander: 0

[pure charm]

It should stay that way

Forever

[sonic hollow]

Joshu bad

[hard meteor]

its hard being the goat of the whole story,cant escape slander

[frozen charm]

Iwasuke vs wonder of u who wins

[sonic hollow]

Iwasuke

[quasi geode]

So I finished my little passion project

Of making an online copy of vol 27

[neon raft]

yea fck that guy

[tame plover]

Ayo Juu being based

[heavy ledge]

Cringe

[carmine turtle]

you know what? heck you
unshaves joshu

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tough moat]

hi I'd like to restart reading jojolion today does anyone know if i can read it in color somewhere?

[junior coral]

Mangadex.org is up to date in color up to Chapter 102

The final two volumes are not out in color yet though

Meaning only the last 8 chapters are b/w

[tough moat]

thanks!!!

[mossy cloak]

classic greeny

[mystic flint]

Read jojolion in black and white, the panels look way better

[junior coral]

Fact

[hard meteor]

[barren bough]

ain't gonna lie, i actually like the coloured panels

[dreamy rose]

I like them when they're good

[ivory bobcat]

🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷

[carmine turtle]

yes

[minor ore]

So guys

With no spoilers, can someone explain what this symbol on her hand means?

I kinda have to know

[hard meteor]

It’s an effect of a stand ability you’ll see soon

[minor ore]

Ah....

I mean I haven't read part 8

But I cam across this image and it look similar to a symbol I draw

[minor ore]

I mean it's a pretty basic symbol. Just a circular arrow

[minor ore]

That logic though lol

[tardy lake]

who is the lion of jojo

[minor ore]

Josuke

[minor ore]

Tramp stamp/ Ojiro’s bitch

[heavy ledge]

dont worry i got u covered

[junior coral]

hahahaha

boobies

[heavy ledge]

josukes profile is chefs kiss

[limber mirage]

[kind owl]

@limber mirage, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[heavy ledge]

very

[junior coral]

Josuke any panel is chefs kiss

chefs makes out with the screen

[zenith blaze]

🤮

[junior coral]

You gotta problem pally??????????

[heavy ledge]

tf is wrong with this one

[zenith blaze]

Yes I do

[minor ore]

Josuke has the best head shape in the game!

No one comes close!

[junior coral]

We actually don't know Josuke's entire head shape because he's always wearing that silly hat

[minor ore]

Silly…?

[heavy ledge]

he might have horns

[minor ore]

I think you mean dignified

[minor ore]

He has a halo hidden underneath

[junior coral]

Josuke has a weiner on his head loooooool

okay that's enough being based I gotta go do homework

[heavy ledge]

i gotta work but im here drooling over fictional fake sailors

[zenith blaze]

Drooling over josuke 🤢

[hard meteor]

drooling over the goat

[junior coral]

I walked into general spoilers for five seconds and they were talking about shotacon

never again

[heavy ledge]

dont go into general you will always regret it

[brave geyser]

sounds fun

[heavy ledge]

same as overall discussion

[junior coral]

overall discussion is more bearable

[hard meteor]

i still dont get why that chat was even made

[heavy ledge]

its for anime onlies to get spoiled easier

they know we kick their asses in here

[junior coral]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

Someone else bring it up for me in #server_suggestions I was banned from that channel

[heavy ledge]

they dont even take into account any suggestions

[junior coral]

lmao cause ||they suck||

[heavy ledge]

i suggested the name change of "your works" and "jojo fanart" a thousand times and they only screwed up more

[junior coral]

That channel just exists so that people can voice their concerns and mods can ignore them 💚

[heavy ledge]

i would like a channel to report mods when they misuse their power but well

nevermind

jojolion

[stable crow]

jojotiger

[tardy lake]

yes

[stable crow]

Brother

[tardy lake]

yes

[vale lance]

XDD

[tardy lake]

https://tenor.com/view/dannychavinha-squidgame-gif-23155750

[dreamy rose]

is this that parasite movie

[zenith blaze]

Yes

[stable crow]

No it's cotopus activities

[junior coral]

It's Squid Game

[heavy ledge]

im tired of that image and people talking about that show

[dreamy rose]

yeah the movie with the guy who lives inside the wall

[heavy ledge]

i cant do anything about it

[junior coral]

I am extremely disappointed that that show became as big as it did because the fact that people talk about it so much is gonna prevent a lot of newer people from watching it simply because it's so popular

[vale lance]

not really

[limber mirage]

why

[junior coral]

I watched it right before the boom and I was pleasantly surprised a lot of other people liked it but now I'm scared it's gonna deter new people from watching it

[carmine turtle]

idk

[dreamy rose]

Im in a different situation of being annoyed by its constant presence but also being annoyed by people shitting on it for being "overrated" like anything that gets popular

[junior coral]

True

[dreamy rose]

I havent watched it

[limber mirage]

DELETE THAT NOW

[junior coral]

The actually funny memes are great. But that dude's face being pasted everywhere is really fucking annoying

[dreamy rose]

might not

[carmine turtle]

no

[dreamy rose]

so I am your worst case scenario lol

[junior coral]

I recommend it personally

It is very interesting

[limber mirage]

why not

[carmine turtle]

its a masterpiece

[junior coral]

It's like Total Drama Island but they kill people and it's very dark and evil

[carmine turtle]

its hot

[minor ore]

Rather that than people not hear about it at all realistically

[junior coral]

I guess so

[brave geyser]

total drama island >>>

[limber mirage]

NO its not

[minor ore]

I’m not gonna watch it cause I’m racist but I’m glad so many people are enjoying it

[carmine turtle]

it is

[junior coral]

Fair

[limber mirage]

DAMN YOU

[carmine turtle]

gappygechi

[limber mirage]

[dreamy rose]

there's plenty of things that are better left obscure

||like Jojo||

[minor ore]

And fanmade doom maps

[tardy lake]

its fish event

[junior coral]

Squid are not fish

[tardy lake]

mammal event

[brave geyser]

squid are birds

they are a bird of the sea

[minor ore]

That’s better

[junior coral]

They aren't mammals either

[brave geyser]

^

[hoary temple]

Marine actions

[tardy lake]

underwater antics

[hoary temple]

they do have beaks

[junior coral]

Chinese JoJolion logo is interesting

[hard meteor]

JO JO Lion

[minor ore]

weird ass letter kerning

[hoary temple]

damn Josuke's got matching undershirt and underpants

[sterile pumice]

Hey I got a question

How does jojolion end?

[hoary temple]

main villain dies and protagonists eat cake

[sterile pumice]

Ah

[brave geyser]

||by you reading it||

[sterile pumice]

Yeah no duh but I was still confused

Also love your pfp

[brave geyser]

thanks

[hard meteor]

they eat cake

[ornate fiber]

why does everyone ask how Jojolion ends

[junior coral]

Because they are illiterate

[heavy ledge]

Because everyone told them jojolion "has no point" so they dont want to read it

[brave geyser]

hiiiii ❤️

good morning

[ornate fiber]

it’s one of the coolest Jojo parts hell no it doesn’t deserve this

[heavy ledge]

I wish people stopped spoiling them on purpose

[ornate fiber]

Same. Even if they’re okay with spoilers it still sucks.

[brave geyser]

yeah

[heavy ledge]

If they are ok they would just google or watch one of those dumb jojotubers videos saying a bunch of nonsense

[ornate fiber]

Morniiing Ash ❤️

[heavy ledge]

But they come here asking us instead

[minor ore]

Yeah

I think it’s funny

[ornate fiber]

Yeah, why Discord particularly? it’s so annoying. And if we don’t say they get mad sometimes. Whack.

[brave geyser]

jojolion theory
tooru actually survived

[heavy ledge]

Those people have voting rights

[minor ore]

I’m gonna go into #steel-ball-run and ask how it ends hold on

[junior coral]

Right on the money

[heavy ledge]

I wanna see that

[ornate fiber]

We have to change that

Wow people in the SBR chat are mean :///

[junior coral]

I never said that no proof

[brave geyser]

yeah

its just among us

[junior coral]

Photoshop

Intentionally slandering my name

[brave geyser]

smh thatdude just editing things to make greeny look bad

[hard meteor]

smh

[olive violet]

sheesh Josuke

[minor ore]

Move out of the way Yasuho

Geez

[heavy ledge]

I cant stop laughing at the penis among us gay butt

Im so dumb

[junior coral]

You like that I’m glad

[olive violet]

LETS GOO

[heavy ledge]

Yea lets

[ornate fiber]

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

[olive violet]

Josuke likes large fries

very nice

my reaction

[heavy ledge]

Yes

[minor ore]

She gets blitzed

[ornate fiber]

How about you get blitzed by deez nuts

[brave geyser]

😳

[junior coral]

Gahdamn

[olive violet]

NNNANI is dat josuke

the real one???

[clever yarrow]

||No but he’s about to be||

[olive violet]

also what kind of yee yee ass name is Josefumi Kujo

[ornate fiber]

Karera my beloved

[clever yarrow]

Hey come on Josefumi is a good name

[near cedar]

aka Cut content

[ornate fiber]

[clever yarrow]

I’d love her more if she didn’t do that thing of cleaning between her toes

[ornate fiber]

Pls dont remind me

[ornate fiber]

LET A GIRL DO HYGIENE ✋😤

[brave geyser]

#memes-and-images

[near cedar]

@young nexus do you comprehend a warning

[clever yarrow]

In public….

[brave geyser]

kinda

[clever yarrow]

Yeah they’re mod

[ornate fiber]

DID I STUTTER

[minor ore]

Wifey

[brave geyser]

stop questioning s'mores 😠

[near cedar]

Who oh who else would be the one deleting your memes

[placid swift]

karera eats the bread crusts, she's best waifu

[molten hill]

wonder of u

[clever yarrow]

[heavy ledge]

no thats yoshikage's boyfriend

[clever yarrow]

Wonder of yo mama!!!!L!!!

[molten hill]

fr

[heavy ledge]

ive decided your takes have no relevance in this chat anymore

[clever yarrow]

But Josefumi has the joestar birth mark just like the better Yoshikage, does that mean they are related…..?

[heavy ledge]

have you read jojolion?

[clever yarrow]

Yes, I know Josefumi is adopted

[ornate fiber]

Get you a woman who will eat bread crusts with you ❤️

[junior coral]

What

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-thinking-reading-book-work-glasses-gif-10674954

[heavy ledge]

what

[kind owl]

@heavy ledge, Your Stand Rank is now level 26 !

[junior coral]

Adopted by who bruh

[clever yarrow]

But one of the panels showed that he has a joestar birthmark somewhere

[heavy ledge]

read jojolion again

[clever yarrow]

Ok

[junior coral]

That’s never addressed. It’s debatable if he’s related to the Joestars or not. The birthmark is never drawn on him again

[hard meteor]

speed reader smh

mf wasnt adopted lmao

[olive violet]

oof was that an unpopular opinion?

[heavy ledge]

yes ofc how on earth can you slander josefumi in my presence

[olive violet]

😳

the name is kinda

shit doe

[heavy ledge]

get out of this sacred chat

[olive violet]

ok imma see myself out

[near cedar]

They are a Josefumi simp lol

[ornate fiber]

good idea

[olive violet]

Josefumi is woman??

[heavy ledge]

yes

[olive violet]

welp i gotta read more ig

[near cedar]

No?

[deep axle]

Yes?

[olive violet]

oh right i see

[near cedar]

You can simp for a man

[clever yarrow]

Aren’t they related though? Both of them have the Joestar birthmark

[hoary temple]

yeah

[hard meteor]

we dont know

[heavy ledge]

have you read chapter 110?

[olive violet]

yeah fair enough i simp for funny valentine 😳

[hard meteor]

theres a 50/50 chance hes not a joestar at all

[clever yarrow]

Yes but I’m talking about the joestar birthmark here

They aren’t family but both were shown with a star mark

[hard meteor]

he was shown with it in one panel

[heavy ledge]

||the mark is there iun one very suspicious panel but it is never stated they are related in any way. plus the whole vitamin C arc has inconsistencies so its a mess||

[clever yarrow]

Ah, I see.

[hard meteor]

odds are it was a mistake or hes related to one josephs siblings or some shit who knows

[heavy ledge]

||in the end, araki said "well yea his name was taken from a shoe. pick a cake josuke"||

[hard meteor]

the whole photo doesnt even make sense anymore

[heavy ledge]

||karera doesnt make sense||

[hard meteor]

yeah

[junior coral]

Josefumi is my dad actually, so

[heavy ledge]

a dilf

[neon raft]

!w soft and wet

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Soft_&_Wet
Not the correct result? Use !w page soft and wet for a direct link or !w search soft and wet for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Soft & Wet

Soft & Wet (ソフト＆ウェット, Sofuto Ando Wetto) is the Stand of Josuke Higashikata, originally belonging to Josefumi Kujo, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. It is a humanoid Stand with a mechanical and sailing theme to its appearance. It can create bubbles that will steal properties and objects.

[neon raft]

so all the equivalent exchange gave him was making his bubbles pop a little harder

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Iwasuke

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Iwasuke

Iwasuke (岩助) is a tertiary character featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[minor ore]

eggward is typing...

!w iwasuke

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Iwasuke

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Iwasuke

Iwasuke (岩助) is a tertiary character featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[neon raft]

age 52 holy shit

[olive violet]

damn araki was really horny when writing part 8

[minor ore]

he's just human like you and I

[olive violet]

No araki is a vampire

[clever yarrow]

He’s always been horny he just suppressed it when he was writing part 1-2

[minor ore]

I mean

[olive violet]

it was getting sus during the Lisa Lisa bath scene doe

[minor ore]

The way tooru acts

[olive violet]

idk who dat iz

[minor ore]

What

[olive violet]

in chap 46

[minor ore]

Ok

My b

Sry hes a spoiler

[clever yarrow]

||Tooru? Wdym he just likes vibing hahahahahaha /nsrs||

[olive violet]

oh np

i dont get it anyways lol

[clever yarrow]

Good, good

[minor ore]

||you know that one pannel where he talks about makig yasuho...|| spoilers and a bit disturbing

[clever yarrow]

Makig?

[minor ore]

making love to Yasuho

Pretty much

[clever yarrow]

another day in Jojolion

But you know what I’d make love to Yasuho too if she wants to you know like if she consents to me being with her you know like

[minor ore]

i agree with only a few things there

[clever yarrow]

[minor ore]

[neon raft]

milagro man is so much better than sugar mountain wow

[hard meteor]

based

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hoary temple]

correct

[minor ore]

Bruh sugar mountain was creepy

Tf was that shit

[hoary temple]

milagro man also isn't as convoluted as sugar mountain

and it has an actual stand form so that's cool

Araki really gave a fire design and have it only appear in like two panels lmao

holey boi

just noticed that it looks like it's wearing a skirt

[clever yarrow]

Do you want to know what can fit through the holes of these hands

[brave geyser]

yes

[hoary temple]

DEEZ N-

[clever yarrow]

[neon raft]

IKR

[minor ore]

I mean ir was cool but like

[hoary temple]

fuck, them thighs though

[neon raft]

if you eat a rokakaka and it takes your eyes and you eat another one do you get them back

[hoary temple]

yea

you'll lose something else though

[minor ore]

They even got a hole

[neon raft]

noice

bro joshu must be stopped

he’s just too cringey now

[minor ore]

Yeah

I want to defend him but

Actually im not having this convorsation

[hoary temple]

tbf, he's like a teenager and he's fighting for his life, he's not a great person but it's not that bad

if your fucking arm just disappears you'd be pretty confused and angry too

[clever yarrow]

He knew what the equivalent exchange was if he didn’t he at least had an idea of it

[hoary temple]

he still assaulted his own mom though, that was not a good look for him

[clever yarrow]

Either he’s a dumbass or a selfish asshole

[hard meteor]

he literally says he was wrong about how it worked

[hoary temple]

he thought they would fuse

[clever yarrow]

This here

[hoary temple]

but he didn't know that the fusing only happens in the ground

Joshu is kinda of a dumbass asshole

[clever yarrow]

What’s scummier is that he asked for it back lmao

And tried to attack Yasuho when she refused

[hoary temple]

well at least he still tried to defend yasuho from tooru

even though he failed hard

[clever yarrow]

Almost as hard as that lid Yasuho hit him with

[hard meteor]

kinda weird how speedreaders never address what he did after he lost the arm

[clever yarrow]

We just mentioned that

[hoary temple]

I wonder if he's gonna show up again in part 9 still with the smol baby arm lmao

[hard meteor]

probably

[echo siren]

h

[clever yarrow]

Presumably or he’ll just replace it or whatever

[hoary temple]

or he just won't show up at all

I mean who knows how long into the future part 9 is gonna be

[clever yarrow]

He’s definitely gonna show up

[hoary temple]

7 and 8 had a century long timeskip

[clever yarrow]

He’s the kind of character you hate but will never disappear

[clever yarrow]

Ye

[hoary temple]

maybe in like a flashback panel, like hermes, dunno about a full appearance though

[clever yarrow]

He’ll probably appear I hope he gets to see Yasuho and Josuke’s son if they have one

[hoary temple]

I mean even Josuke didn't reappear in part 5, and Jolyne didn't reappear in 7, a minor character like Joshu? no chance

[clever yarrow]

Just to rub it in his god forsaken face

[hoary temple]

would josuke and yasuho's baby also have 4 balls though?? if it's a boy

[hard meteor]

implying he'd be upset? doesnt he basically accept josuke by the end

[neon raft]

yeah like wtf ?

[clever yarrow]

IMO Jojolion has a lot of plot holes not fully wrapped up so Araki will probably include some level of minor characters from Jojolion

[ornate fiber]

We have yet to see if Equivalent exchange affected people genetically pass their unique traits down.

[hoary temple]

I hope we get a full chapter dedicated to Josuke and yasuho's sweet sweet 4 balled baby making/s

[ornate fiber]

I’m gonna send it

[hoary temple]

no pls

[ornate fiber]

THISTLETHXORNS…

[hoary temple]

thistle thorns???

is that a plant??

sound like a fantasy plant

thistle thorns

[ornate fiber]

They are real arent they—

[clever yarrow]

They are real plants

Where do you think my pfp comes from

[neon raft]

[hoary temple]

oh they are, man that looks like a fantasy plant

oh shit I didn't see that that was your username lmao

[clever yarrow]

Doesn’t matter anyways

[hoary temple]

looks like a baby rokakaka with a flower on it

[clever yarrow]

Exactly what I thought

Anyways

[neon raft]

damn he only loses an arm i wish he just died

[clever yarrow]

Josuke’s son probably won’t inherit his 4 balls, and I say this because Josuke only got his balls after two men very suspiciously ‘fuses’ together.

[clever yarrow]

Exclusive Joshu death scene in part 9

[neon raft]

i need it

[hoary temple]

Josuke 7 page ora's joshu's testicles

and adds them to his ever increasing collection of nutsacks

[neon raft]

i wish

i like how caato came in roasting joshu

W

[hoary temple]

part 9 first chapter is just kaato's ghost rapping disses at Joshu

[clever yarrow]

lmfao

Look at this ugly mf

[hoary temple]

the fucking baby arm

it sucks because nut king call is so cool

[ornate fiber]

Did NKC's arm also shrink?

[neon raft]

i hope holly doesn’t die

ima keep reading

[hoary temple]

I think this is the one panel where Joshu looks cool

[hard meteor]

Nkcs arm stays the same

[ornate fiber]

I see, thanks!

[hard meteor]

this panel too

[hoary temple]

nut king barrage

[clever yarrow]

Well that’s convenient for him

[ornate fiber]

Cause there are instances where the user loses arms and the stand also/doesn't. Kinda confused.

[hoary temple]

still gets clapped by the calamity though

I guess the nut king can't beat good old bad luck

[brave geyser]

he let tooru win

[hard meteor]

araki nerfed him

[icy knot]

jojo part 9 should take place in germany

[crisp vigil]

i forgot where it was but 1 time paisley park had a flurry punch 😳

[ornate fiber]

Why germany

[hoary temple]

jojolion true ending Joshu and Yasuho actually did fuse and beat wonder of u with the power of [Nut Park]

[crisp vigil]

ayoo

[icy knot]

german science

[hoary temple]

yooo paisley park barrage??

[ornate fiber]

Elaborate

[brave geyser]

chapter?

[crisp vigil]

i just found it on google idk

[brave geyser]

:(

[hoary temple]

INTERNET PUNCH

[brave geyser]

yasuho solo's germany

[ornate fiber]

I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her

[brave geyser]

paisley park beats german engineering

[hard meteor]

Dope wish we saw it do this more

[crisp vigil]

this man got punched by facebook 😭

[hoary temple]

It looks like paisley park is punching a sky high rod, so it might be stone free edited to look like paisley park

[icy knot]

imagine if yasuho was a discord mod

or reddit mod

[clever yarrow]

Like that would happen

[minor ore]

a doobie wah chapter

[brave geyser]

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

[hard meteor]

implying yasuho is a neckbeard

[crisp vigil]

seconded :o

[icy knot]

jojorion

[hoary temple]

paisley park being sneaky

[brave geyser]

where is it?

[hoary temple]

who knows, it's too sneaky

Stealth stat: A

[icy knot]

Paisley Park is the name of an album., a song, prince's residence and his studio

[minor ore]

Higashikata Estate sneaking into Joshu's room to give him a handjob

[brave geyser]

its not in the panel tho

[hoary temple]

standjob

[ornate fiber]

[hoary temple]

stand hand job

[ornate fiber]

ticking sex joke on the JJBA bingo

[brave geyser]

nice

[hoary temple]

nice

[ornate fiber]

nice

[minor ore]

they'll all be from me

[icy knot]

nyohoho

[ornate fiber]

Good fricking grief

[hoary temple]

nyehehe

[ornate fiber]

[crisp vigil]

pais. can just pull a chili pepper and go through the house electrical system 😎
but no ofc not go through the window

[icy knot]

pizza mozarella

[hoary temple]

nah it's going through the security cameras

[brave geyser]

paisley park doesn't wanna be cp

[hoary temple]

look all the squares don't line up

[icy knot]

cp?

[hoary temple]

yes no one wants to be that

[icy knot]

honestly paisley park is really cool

[hoary temple]

yes

google requiem

[icy knot]

yasuho knows where you live

[hoary temple]

woah-oh

that's no good

paisley park could find anyone's ip address

[crisp vigil]

pov: youve been doxxed by yasuho

[hoary temple]

234.212.242.09

this u?

it's someone's

[icy knot]

696.942.080.08

[minor ore]

2

[hoary temple]

800.085.694.20

[icy knot]

my iP!!

[ornate fiber]

I'd let her dox me and hack my credit card. Take my social security number. Use my personal information as leverage, blackmail me for my social credits, and hack my netflix account

[hoary temple]

booobs 69420

[icy knot]

you just doxxed my ip address!!

[hard meteor]

78

[icy knot]

HeLP!

[hoary temple]

ooh kinky

[crisp vigil]

nooo not the netflix!

how horrific

[icy knot]

im sexually attracted to being doxxed

[brave geyser]

uh

[hoary temple]

nice

isn't that just voyeurism but digital?

[icy knot]

no

[ornate fiber]

YASUHO CAN TAKE ALL MY SUBCRIPTIONS OK

She can overcharge my credit card and i'D THANK HER

[brave geyser]

we can share ❤️

[icy knot]

give ysahuo my amazon prime

[ornate fiber]

Of course Ash, ❤️

[icy knot]

hack jeff bezos robo brain

yasuho can control mark zucs brain

she has fish

eyes

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-slamming-card-on-table-gif-21126320

[hoary temple]

simps

ons

[ornate fiber]

Shut up terrorofsimping

[hoary temple]

yeah, my name is literally terror of simping, it is halloween so rn I'm evil, I'm a simp hater, it's halloween, it's my bit, keep up

[ornate fiber]

Right right....

cough

[hoary temple]

anyway I can't believe it took 8 parts and over 30 years for araki to make a canon jojo/jobro ship

rip to all the gyjo shippers and the caejose fans or the jotakak likers and the josuyasu people, jos2yasu reigns by being canon

I think Giorno and Bruno are the only jojo and jobro that aren't shipped, which is good

[ornate fiber]

Well......

[hard meteor]

Who’s gonna tell him

[hoary temple]

they're not, right...?

[ornate fiber]

You tell him.....

[hoary temple]

ugh God

[brave geyser]

wot

what have i come back to

[hoary temple]

oh you know things

and stuff

etc

etc,

[ornate fiber]

WHY

OH GOD

[minor ore]

for me it's Giorno x Mista but I've read a lot of good Abbacchio and Giorno stuff too

[hoary temple]

huh

[brave geyser]

at least it has your two favorites

[hoary temple]

bro who the fuck out here using the dub names

[brave geyser]

smh

[hoary temple]

or is this supposed to mean Giorno x golden wind the part

like the whole part

[brave geyser]

probably

[hoary temple]

Giorno x every character in golden wind

[brave geyser]

giorno x cioccolata

[hoary temple]

7 page standjob

[brave geyser]

a

i regret my choices

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-three-gif-19489818

[brave geyser]

fugo?

[hoary temple]

abba

[ornate fiber]

i love them all i cannot choose

[hoary temple]

abbqio

[brave geyser]

he was in it

already

[ornate fiber]

Also I just wanted to use that gif

[brave geyser]

lol

[hoary temple]

is abbachio an abba reference actually

he do be dancing queen doe

[brave geyser]

hes a reference to being hot

[hoary temple]

damn

[brave geyser]

!w abbachio

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Leone_Abbacchio
Not the correct result? Use !w page abbachio for a direct link or !w search abbachio for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Leone Abbacchio

Leone Abbacchio (レオーネ・アバッキオ, Reōne Abakkio) is a primary ally featured in the fifth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Vento Aureo.

[ornate fiber]

[hoary temple]

must be a parody because he is not hot

[ornate fiber]

shut up

[brave geyser]

lamb meat

[ornate fiber]

Lamb Meat

[brave geyser]

common furry L

[hoary temple]

mutton is p good

[ornate fiber]

I'll send the image

[hoary temple]

bitch

[ornate fiber]

This is my third threat

[hoary temple]

bruh

[brave geyser]

my cat just licked my face

[hoary temple]

nice

[ornate fiber]

AWWWWW GOOD KITTY

[brave geyser]

she is

sometimes

[hoary temple]

anyway yeah mutton looks so good

[brave geyser]

it is

second or third best meat imo

[hoary temple]

Leone

[brave geyser]

yum

[ornate fiber]

RENDANG?!??!

[hoary temple]

God I haven't eaten lunch I'm hungry now

it's similar but no it's mutton

[ornate fiber]

THOSE LOOK SO GOOD

Oh man, just a bit of sauce and you got a meal :>

[crisp vigil]

i thought that was a burnt ass banana

[hoary temple]

wait wtf

[brave geyser]

lol

wait what

how

[hoary temple]

fuck why does it look good

[ornate fiber]

Man, they sold it here

[hoary temple]

also bro tf it does not look like a banana

[hoary temple]

oh cool, was it good?

[ornate fiber]

i didnt eat it, but my aunt said it's amaznig!

I mean she likes Rendang so

[brave geyser]

bruh both my cats are lying on my lap now

can't move

[hoary temple]

nice

[crisp vigil]

cook them

[hoary temple]

no-

[brave geyser]

interesting idea

[hoary temple]

don't cook your cat just lightly push them

[ornate fiber]

WHY WOULD YOU COOK A CAT

[hoary temple]

or stop being a coward and let them stay there

[ornate fiber]

[hoary temple]

yummy

we have hot dog

[brave geyser]

thats what i was gonna do

[hoary temple]

why not hot cat

[brave geyser]

good point

[ornate fiber]

Oh question, do you kin anyone from Jojolion?

[hoary temple]

obladi oblada

[ornate fiber]

YOU KIN THE ROCK PAW?

[hoary temple]

yea, I'm a parasite and I reproduce a lot

[brave geyser]

they fought for their territory

[hoary temple]

it's just like me

[brave geyser]

now only one is on my lap :(

[hoary temple]

oh damn

where's the other one now??

[brave geyser]

sitting about 30 centimeters away looking sad

[hoary temple]

omg he's literally me

[brave geyser]

lol

[hoary temple]

oh nooo sad kitty

obladi oblada is such a fire song though

[brave geyser]

tru!

[ornate fiber]

It perfectly describes Yasuho and Josuke too ❤️ I saw an edit!

[hoary temple]

if obladi oblade is supposed to be about their relationship

then Yasuho might be a singer in part 9????

[brave geyser]

molly is josuke

[hoary temple]

also ngl this is the exact kind of weird shit Josuke would say to yasuho, and she would love it

Josuke: ayo girl your face is good
Yasuho: dies of love

[brave geyser]

lol

[ornate fiber]

I love their dorky bizarre love

[hoary temple]

God I hope part 9 shows Josuke and Yasuho being parents with kids

we need a jojo who's a good parent

and also alive, and not a cheater

[brave geyser]

joseph

ez

[hoary temple]

Josuke exists

[brave geyser]

holly

[hoary temple]

also what the fuck are they wearing

[brave geyser]

kinky

the one that lost before has now reclaimed my lap

(unrelated to the word above)

[hoary temple]

man without context this looks so weird

[brave geyser]

B)

[ornate fiber]

That’s a smog mask. In Liverpool they were advertising masks for industrial people to wear.

[brave geyser]

idk about that one

[hoary temple]

why do you just know that

[ornate fiber]

George on the right is cheeky, smoking in a smog mask

[ornate fiber]

Aside from being a Jojo fan, I am a hardcore Beatles fan

[hoary temple]

also the nose is exposed, pretty shit mask

[brave geyser]

excellent

[hoary temple]

oh cool