#jojolion

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hard meteor
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wheres that one image

icy knot
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And a long time ago

hard meteor
icy knot
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I'm kinda just getting back into JoJo

minor ore
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i didn't read jojolion

icy knot
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And I don't like to reread

heavy ledge
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jesus christ

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well no, kira was josefumi's boyfriend

ripe kraken
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⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

heavy ledge
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oh great spam

ripe kraken
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there??? idk how u can defend him

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didn’t mean to spam my badjolynehurt

heavy ledge
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great speed read

dreamy rose
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its not spam its just 3 pages

zenith blaze
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Joshu didn’t know

minor ore
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based and checked

dreamy rose
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now its 6

icy knot
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Why defend Joshu

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Jobin better

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Ez

dreamy rose
ripe kraken
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he used his stand to rip her clothes???? if she isn’t taking her clothes off she obv doesn’t want it

zenith blaze
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@ripe kraken And yasuho assaulted joshu slamming him with a toilet seat

hard meteor
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i mean i dont get the issue with 3rd image if you read the chapter you would know yasuho thought joshu was josuke because of tsurugis stand,and joshu assumed she liked him

heavy ledge
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because people hate on joshu for the wrong reasons?

icy knot
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Joshu is ugly

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That's the reason to hate him

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Simple

ripe kraken
minor ore
# icy knot Jobin better

Jobin "I promise importing fruit with rock people who want to kill us will save the parlor" Higashikata

heavy ledge
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great reason

heavy ledge
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jobin is far worse but he is hot and nobody cares about his morals

zenith blaze
heavy ledge
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same w valentine, same w diavolo, same w kira4

minor ore
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sexually

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idk character wise

icy knot
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Their morals are what made them interesting

heavy ledge
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oh but joshu is ugly so he is the worst human being on earth

ripe kraken
kind owlBOT
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@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

zenith blaze
icy knot
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The moral of the story, ugly people are bad.

The end 😎

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Joking aside

dreamy rose
ripe kraken
icy knot
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Jobin is cool because he's a dad and kinda actually has some interesting themes and design going on

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Joshu is awkward and cringe

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Joshu probably doesn't even have a car

hard meteor
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he has jobins car now

zenith blaze
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Has hands weren’t on her

dreamy rose
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imagine if Joshu had just raped yasuho on panel and Jojo fans would still argue like "she didnt say no"

heavy ledge
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he is a complete disaster but since he has a yee yee ass haircut people only shit on him. if he was a hot dumb loser people would not nitpick on him so much

ripe kraken
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SO???? she’s screaming and crying and not taking off her clothes, plus she never agreed to doing it with him ???? why are u defending him so hard bruh

minor ore
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What only half sent

icy knot
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You really don't understand the importance of first impressions

minor ore
ripe kraken
minor ore
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Cmon why is discord shittinf itself

icy knot
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Joshu is a rotten first impression because he is bald with a hair hat

heavy ledge
icy knot
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Maybe if he wasn't such an atrocious individual

heavy ledge
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end of story

hard meteor
minor ore
ripe kraken
zenith blaze
dreamy rose
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so this is still what Im reading

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right?

zenith blaze
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Heavily implied

hard meteor
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speed reader cant even read their own screenshots 😔

heavy ledge
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very

minor ore
icy knot
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Joshu could've been like a cool individual who was ugly

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And people would like him more

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But no

hard meteor
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good thing hes a cool individual who was hot

icy knot
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Hes a jerk and a twitch fan

dreamy rose
minor ore
heavy ledge
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if a dude i like comes at me saying he loves me and he is soaping wet "down there" i will immediately take him to the nearest restroom at once. to help him clean up of course

dreamy rose
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he doesnt do very much for me to consider him a mad lad

minor ore
zenith blaze
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Joshu misinformation smh

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They just hate to hate

hard meteor
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they keep trying to slander him

icy knot
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Why would a dude tell you he is sopping wet unless he already peed, coomed and/or shit his pants?

dreamy rose
heavy ledge
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i dont know

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better response, dont ask

dreamy rose
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buttttttt

heavy ledge
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huh???

dreamy rose
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you with the sopping wet dude

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assuming you are a dude

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not comparable to the Joshu and Yasuho situation

heavy ledge
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homosexual people cant be predatory?

dreamy rose
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what?

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yeah sure, start an argument over that ig

heavy ledge
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no im gen askin

dreamy rose
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yeah I dont know why, you should read what I said

icy knot
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What

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This is a McDonald's

ornate fiber
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Huh...

heavy ledge
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i dont know what the fuck

icy knot
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Bruh

dreamy rose
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yeah wtf was my reaction too

minor ore
heavy ledge
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we are talking about joshu and the whole scene being a misunderstanding

icy knot
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Joshu bad mkay

hard meteor
dreamy rose
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like "wtf did they just compare Joshu being overly eager to bang a crying girl in public to some weird scenario IRL with them and a guy?"

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but you did it

heavy ledge
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i would react like joshu if someone im fond of does the same, its obvious he fell for the misunderstanding

minor ore
icy knot
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Appearances and character is important

minor ore
dreamy rose
icy knot
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But appearance more important

minor ore
hard meteor
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100%

minor ore
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My lawyer will hear about this

heavy ledge
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i lost the track of the convo

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anyways , jojolion

minor ore
dreamy rose
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you can definitely tell your lawyer to argue that you thought she said she loved you

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but I dunno if it'll work

icy knot
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jojo part 9 is Yasuho's numerous lawsuits against Joshu

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Confirmed

dreamy rose
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"she said she was WET! all wet! on her skirt! so obviously I needed to take her in the bathroom and drop trou"

minor ore
dreamy rose
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Jojo fans should all become lawyers and take on sexual assault cases

minor ore
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Thanks Mr.Reddit

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Anyways

dreamy rose
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no problem

minor ore
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Now that we’re clear that Joshu did nothing wrong

heavy ledge
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i would say i wasted my time in this conversation but joshu has to be protected and it is never a waste to defeat the real evil

minor ore
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We need to talk about how Jobin did nothing right

hard meteor
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YES

heavy ledge
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👑
joshu
🙏

hard meteor
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jobin was catchin L's way too much in this part

icy knot
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Jobin did everything right

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He was doing a lil trolling

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A miniscule amount of jesting

minor ore
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And here is your joshu argument crumbles as you defend jobungo

hard meteor
dreamy rose
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whole cast shoulda been slaughtered by Tooru imo

icy knot
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It should have been Joshu

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The only one to die should have been Joshu

dreamy rose
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nah kill all of them

hard meteor
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nah kaatos death was funny

icy knot
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The only to live should be uh- uh- uh-

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Poor Tom

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Tooru dies too

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Everyone dies except Poor Tom

dreamy rose
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nah the whole cast should have died

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like I said before they might as well be dead

icy knot
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I have a question

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Is Poor Tom a baby

ripe kraken
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isn’t he super old or smth

kind owlBOT
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@ripe kraken, Your Stand Rank is now level 8 !

hard meteor
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hes a rock human

icy knot
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He looks like a baby

minor ore
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He's in his 50s

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Allegedly

dreamy rose
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was in his 50s

icy knot
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He looks like I can kick him very far with little effort

hard meteor
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sigma behavior

minor ore
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His stand is literally useless because you have to burry it first and also his size doesnt help

heavy ledge
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man i need one of those

dreamy rose
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a midget eating you out?

minor ore
heavy ledge
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its up to your interpretation

icy knot
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Woman gets ate out by fifty year old stone baby

dreamy rose
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he knows whats up

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he probably sticks his whole tongue inside

icy knot
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Why does Ozone Baby even exist

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What relevance does it have

ripe kraken
dreamy rose
hard meteor
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being one of the best fights in the part

icy knot
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It like is no better than having a stand that can turn farts into normal air

heavy ledge
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ozone baby is scary

icy knot
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But only on alternating Wednesdays

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Bruh it'd actually be kinda cool to have a stand that has different effects depending on the day of the week

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I'm gonna write that down

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I'll call it "seven wonders"

Y e s

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anyway

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Jojolion

dreamy rose
icy knot
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No but I mean like

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A stand that is actually useful but changes depending on the day of the week

icy knot
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I Am A Rock

dreamy rose
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none of those are as hilariously useless as they are meme'd to be then

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if those are the examples

minor ore
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Memes are always exaggerating

ripe kraken
icy knot
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They just aren't useful to many individuals

dreamy rose
icy knot
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Because they aren't aware of how they work

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Or that there's more to it

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For example the Schott Key Stands

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One is literally just a sleight of hand trick on a missing hand

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The other Is a ball with a poison gas in it

dreamy rose
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so what Im getting is "Jojolion stands are fucking lame"

icy knot
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Nah

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It's more like people would like to imagine themselves in situations where they'd use these powers

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But they can't so they think they're not cool powers

icy knot
dreamy rose
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no they aren't

icy knot
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You right

dreamy rose
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I find your slander of a superior part distasteful

icy knot
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Sorry

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I got confused

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JoJolion relies heavily on a trope of niche abilities with skilled users

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Like how tf you gonna use Love Love Deluxe?

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You gonna pube someone to death?

dreamy rose
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is that why Soft and Wet's ability changes halfway through the part and Paisley Park becomes a does-it-all hacker stand

dreamy rose
icy knot
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Paisley Park is capable of sensing future events

dreamy rose
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Paisley Park is like Red Hot Chili Pepper as a support stand

icy knot
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It's Clairvoyance while inhabiting machinery, and also is clearly capable of independent intelligence

dreamy rose
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well anyway, Joshu is basically a rapist

zenith blaze
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No he isn’t

junior coral
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He almost raped her lol

dreamy rose
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that's why I said basically

ripe kraken
icy knot
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Remember when Gold Experience could punch your soul out

dreamy rose
junior coral
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Lmao

icy knot
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Or when if you attacked Gold Exprience's creations you got the damage dealed back to you?

dreamy rose
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see most people who read jojo find themselves in awkward sexual advances that just make the other person horribly uncomfortable

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so Joshu is basically them and they gotta defend them

icy knot
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The only parts where the main character didn't change or stop using a stand ability is Part 7 and 6

kind owlBOT
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@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

junior coral
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There isn’t a situation where damage reflection or knocking your conscious out ever happens again

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It could actually be argued that that happens to Diavolo when he’s punched by GER

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The “infinite death loop” sounds like an extension of that, albeit super extended

icy knot
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Diavolo must die in a universe where Joshu dies and Jobin lives

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So its Canon

ornate fiber
sonic hollow
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how bout both die

junior coral
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Not how that works

sonic hollow
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the normal universe is fine

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i highly dislike jobin

icy knot
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Why does everyone hate on Jobin

sonic hollow
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he's an ass

icy knot
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Joshu deserves the most hate because he can literally fix his yee yee ass haircut

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That's a crime

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Literally unforgivable

dreamy rose
sonic hollow
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he continuiously fucks over the protags, nearly kills yasuho for no reason, and incapacitated norisuke also for no reason

icy knot
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Based

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Trolling

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It's called joking and having a good time

dreamy rose
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are you telling me that Jobin was just joking

icy knot
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He is a married man with hobbies and interests, Joshu is a neet and a perv with a yee yee ass bald hair hat

dreamy rose
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Joshu is an idol fan

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the lowest of scum

sonic hollow
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imagine

hard meteor
dreamy rose
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Jobin should have just killed Norisuke

sonic hollow
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this fuckin guy

dreamy rose
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it would have had more impact, and its not like we see Norisuke up and about again

kind owlBOT
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@dreamy rose, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !

sonic hollow
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kill off the only good dad

dreamy rose
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he had out lived his usefulness as a character really

hard meteor
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Honestly jobin should’ve just listened to reason after ozone baby

sonic hollow
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half of the story could have been avoided if just talked

hard meteor
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There was no point in hiding the fruit from rai and the others they all had the same goal in the end if he had simply just let rai do his thing he probably wouldn’t be spray canned

dreamy rose
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that would require Araki being able to write human interaction properly

minor ore
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No it wouldn't

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It wouldn't mean no fighting in a soul battle manga

whole finch
minor ore
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Which is no good

dreamy rose
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perhaps

sonic hollow
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jobin knew josuke needed the rocacaca. its not like that branch would only produce like one or two fruit. im sure they could've just made a deal or something

hard meteor
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Yeah,josuke wanted to help the higashikatas too

heavy ledge
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Jobin and josuke needed the fruit asap

dreamy rose
heavy ledge
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And there was little fruit

sonic hollow
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the only reason there wasn't a lot of fruit was because it wasn't finished blooming

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it probably would have had like 5 fruit or somthing

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absolutely enough for jobin and josuke's needs

heavy ledge
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It took 10 months to grow, and both the curse and the disease were ocurring at the moment

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Its not liek they would have time ti wait for another 10months

icy knot
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Do we ever get to see a full design for Vitamin C

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It looks badass

hard meteor
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Yes

heavy ledge
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Its a hand with hands

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That leaves hands

icy knot
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Kira just uh

sonic hollow
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honestly josuke is fuckin stupid for destroying all the rocacaca in the hospital. he coulda just taken one, done the graft, and leave jobin be

icy knot
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Died

hard meteor
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Nah the thing was he needed the newer,the ones destroyed where old

heavy ledge
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Josuke cant graft but im sure he could learn how to

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Its just useless

sonic hollow
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the whole reason the graft happened was because of soft and wet

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when josefumi had it

hard meteor
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If jobin told josuke about the branch and waited a week there would’ve been enough to save holy and tsurugi

heavy ledge
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Tooru said it himself, it was a succession of events that lead to a miracle

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That was unique

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Means that it cant happen again

sonic hollow
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crazy how communication between family may solve its problems

heavy ledge
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I suppose

dreamy rose
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how spoiled are you

sonic hollow
icy knot
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No I mean Kira died because of Vitamin C being literally made of hands

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Death by nut

sonic hollow
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josefumi and kira did it twice

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than jobin did the third

dreamy rose
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yeah a lot of what Tooru said in the end was kind of nonsense

icy knot
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Vitamin C is the stand that turns you into coom

sonic hollow
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half of what tooru said was to piss off the people around him

icy knot
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Tooru does a lil trolling

sonic hollow
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like him badmouthing jobin to kaatto

dreamy rose
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that worked out for him ig

sonic hollow
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i mean

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||i was kaato who killed him||

dreamy rose
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wasnt the whole point that she didnt have that intent

icy knot
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So how does Space Trucking work?

sonic hollow
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she can store things between playing cards

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and from what we've seen theres no limit to the size of what she can store

icy knot
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Cool so can she store something between two cards, hand them off to someone else and someone could be hiding like a bomb or something

sonic hollow
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uh, i guess

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we only saw it 3 times so

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its up for interpretation

icy knot
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That could've been used in a clever way

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To deal with Tooru

sonic hollow
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wouldn't have ended well for them

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no sacrifice for tsurugi's disease, and considering the state he was in he probably wouldve died in the time it took for them to transfer it to norisuke

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plus norisuke would still have died, leaving higashikatas as and orphaned family

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other than mitsuba

icy knot
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Norisuke ded?

dreamy rose
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no, Araki was too timid to do it

sonic hollow
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yea

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norisuke's fine

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in 110 hes stated to be in the hospital

icy knot
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How did they dispatch Tooru?

sonic hollow
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||kaato, jobin, and kei are all gone tho||

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you read jojolion?

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have i just been spoiling you this whole time

icy knot
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Not the most recent chapters

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I don't care about spoilers

sonic hollow
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well than

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they transfered tsurugi's rock disease to him, which killed him.

icy knot
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Epic

sonic hollow
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truly

icy knot
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Tooru is literally a simp

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He's worse than Joshu(the main villain)

sonic hollow
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not really

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considering he was very willing to kill yasuho

icy knot
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Yes

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Tooru is such a like "nah he's definitely not evil" character

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Like he literally looked perfectly innocent

dreamy rose
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I dont feel that way but thats because its Jojo so you can automatically assume most characters who appear with intricate designs are villains or allies of some kind

sonic hollow
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i wouldn't know

dreamy rose
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like people were doubting the obvious Head Doctor connection for months just in hopes that Araki wasn't that predictable lol

icy knot
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Watch there be one time where the enemy stand user is the guy who looks normal

sonic hollow
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ive known all about the villain deaths in jojo before i started reading

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at least 5-8

dreamy rose
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thats fine

minor ore
dreamy rose
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sure does

icy knot
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What

minor ore
sonic hollow
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ah

dreamy rose
icy knot
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But Yaldabaoth wasn't a false God

sonic hollow
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i only know yaldabaoth from his appearance in smt games\

icy knot
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It was a concept of a demiurge

dreamy rose
minor ore
icy knot
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An animus that simply in benign or not ways altered the work of God

sonic hollow
icy knot
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Justification for evolution

minor ore
dreamy rose
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yeah he is but people dont play Nine lol

sonic hollow
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wait no hes in strange journey

sonic hollow
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sorry for being a persona nerd

icy knot
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Honestly I just noticed that Tooru looks kinda like black sabbath

ornate fiber
minor ore
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It’s the head piece yeah

icy knot
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Yeah

dreamy rose
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Black Sabbath looks way cooler

icy knot
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Tooru is an interesting design

sonic hollow
icy knot
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Too bad he didn't get ran over by an ambulance

dreamy rose
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infinitely cooler

sonic hollow
dreamy rose
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goofy

icy knot
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Imagine if tooru got ran over by an ambulance

sonic hollow
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funniest shit ever

icy knot
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Part 4 2

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Electric Boogaloo

sonic hollow
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feel bad for norisuke. guy has to wash all the tooru off his car when he leaves the hospital

icy knot
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The most powerful stand in JoJo History

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Is Hey Ya

sonic hollow
icy knot
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Hey Ya user could have a chance at beating Tooru?

sonic hollow
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hell no

icy knot
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Why not

sonic hollow
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cause calamity is just too powerful

icy knot
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All the guy has to do is find him accidentally

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And then Hey Ya can let him know of the danger

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(Because Hey Ya actually has mild clairvoyant abilities)

sonic hollow
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wouldn't matter

icy knot
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And then poke a pencil through tooru's eyeball

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And kick his cock

sonic hollow
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as seen with the plane door and yasuho it'll literally home in on who ever is fated to get hit by it

sonic hollow
icy knot
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Do it all by accident

sonic hollow
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like cut pocoloco's hand off with a leaf

icy knot
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Notorious B.I.G. versus Tooru

sonic hollow
dreamy rose
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BIG is #1, your only choice is to drop him into the ocean and hope he never gets out

sonic hollow
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or just

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throw something

icy knot
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Notorious B.I.G. literally can't consciously approach anything

sonic hollow
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a decent distance

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or slowly walk near a crowd

dreamy rose
sonic hollow
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on second thought

dreamy rose
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it'd probably attack the whole crowd and get you in the process

sonic hollow
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yea probably

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maybe try to go to a high way or something

icy knot
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And then Tooru gets hit by an ambulance

sonic hollow
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either way the whole point of tooru and his stand is to make so he's unapproachable

dreamy rose
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it couldn't stop BIG though

icy knot
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"Hoho! Mukatte kuru no ka?"

sonic hollow
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no

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stop

icy knot
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part 8 is just Araki's response to all the "oh you're approaching me" meme

dreamy rose
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part 8 feels like Araki's response to a lot of memes

icy knot
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Part 8 is a Canon Jojo Meme

heavy ledge
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I miss part 8

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Why was that emote suggested

sonic hollow
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cause its great

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its a stand

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with a fucking gun

icy knot
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Stand with a gun

kind owlBOT
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@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

icy knot
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So funny

heavy ledge
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I miss part 8 and this feels like hell

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An endless nightmare

sonic hollow
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than reread part 8

icy knot
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White Snake is a coom stand

sonic hollow
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whats stopping you

heavy ledge
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Its not the same

icy knot
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It splatters coom everywhere

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Like JoJo part 6 fans

heavy ledge
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I miss waiting

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And not knowing what was going to happen

icy knot
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Wait for part 9

heavy ledge
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No part 9, it was an araki troll moment

icy knot
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Really?

heavy ledge
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No, i just say so

icy knot
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Wait for part 9

heavy ledge
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Hes playing with my feelings

icy knot
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Emporio will be the protagonist

junior coral
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I already read Part 9

heavy ledge
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I didnt read stone ocean

junior coral
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It sucks

heavy ledge
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I feel nothing for emporio

icy knot
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Part skipper?

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Shame

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Ban this one

junior coral
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What’s stone ocean

heavy ledge
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Ban these nuts

icy knot
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Ok

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bans them

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They are banned

heavy ledge
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My nuts are gone

icy knot
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Yes

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You're welcome

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Za Hando just erased your testicles

proven talon
heavy ledge
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I have one thing in common with doctor yoshikage kira

icy knot
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What if Za Hando can bring back things it erased with the other hand but Okuyasu is too dumb to try

brave geyser
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i mean the space he erases immediately gets filled so idk how hes gonna do that

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also he mostly just erases stuff he wants to

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he has no reason to try

junior kayak
minor ore
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Lol

heavy ledge
sonic hollow
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imagine dying to a fucking bubble

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shits cringe

ornate fiber
sonic hollow
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rai really got friendly fired

modest pilot
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Maybe I'll start jojolion today

kind owlBOT
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@modest pilot, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

modest pilot
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STANDO PAWAH

glossy perch
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whoops wrong chat

junior kayak
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Oi Josuke

pure charm
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K

proven talon
junior kayak
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Yuh

stark raven
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Hmmmmmm

rose lava
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just started reading jojolion

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araki is pretty sus in part 8 innit

primal stream
minor ore
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joshu is such a pervert and it makes me uncomfortable

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like, he licked his sisters ear

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and the stuff he did ti caato is fucking horrible

junior coral
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Yeah no shit

minor ore
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also the ufcking yasuho scene in paper moon deception

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jesus, so dark

junior coral
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Lmao

icy knot
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This is Why Jobin > Joshu

brave geyser
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nothing sexual was intended

icy knot
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Jobin may be a maniacal jerk but atleast he is not a rapist

brave geyser
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neither is joshu

icy knot
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Joshu is just awkward

junior coral
#

Siblings do not lick each other’s ears Ash

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🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

minor ore
#

but with his track record

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of striping his fucking mother against her will and trying to... you know what happened

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i dont think its a playing thing

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also yeah they dont ash

icy knot
#

Joshu can't make anything he does even seem remotely cool or impressive

brave geyser
#

his mother was sus he was trying to protect his family

junior coral
minor ore
#

also i fucking love nut king call

junior coral
#

It’s not an excuse that’s really fucking weird

minor ore
junior coral
#

What I just say

minor ore
#

he couldve just removed her hand or soem shit

minor ore
hard meteor
#

Lmao it’s like day 5 of people malding about joshu and it’s for even dumber reasons,”he li licked an ear 😱”

brave geyser
#

and it while it was a bit odd he was just messing around with his stand for fun just like when josuke put his hair on their faces

icy knot
#

Stop trying to Justify Joshu

brave geyser
#

nothing to justify

icy knot
#

Joshu is a weirdo why can't people just accept that?

brave geyser
#

he is a bit odd

hard meteor
brave geyser
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but he isn't a rapist or anything like that

icy knot
#

He is more than "odd"

brave geyser
hard meteor
#

The amount of things you can say about Joshu and you stick to the “uh uh he licked an ear” uh uh he mean to his mom!!

junior coral
#

“Aha no Joshu wasn’t about to rape Yasuho he’s just a weird guy why can’t you accept that?”

brave geyser
#

from his point of view he wasn't

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from what he could see

icy knot
#

So?

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Still rape

brave geyser
#

she really wanted to have sex with him

junior coral
#

That is not how it works

icy knot
#

You don't accidentally rape someone

brave geyser
#

as soon as she said josuke he stopped

junior coral
#

That makes it worse

brave geyser
#

and was like what

junior coral
brave geyser
#

but he did stop

icy knot
#

Joshu is a very controversial character

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I think Araki intended this

brave geyser
#

which showed his lack of rapey intention

hard meteor
#

Idk why the pmk part keeps getting ignored in this convo literally the entire arc was focused on yasuhos and joshus perception being wacky over the stand,yasuho mistoke joshu for josuke and joshu wrongly assumed she was making advances and it doesn’t lead anywhere

junior coral
#

It’s also not right that all of a sudden Yasuho starts saying “Joshu-suki” and he automatically tries to fuck her. He’s just not right in the head

icy knot
#

I mean a rapist can have any reason they wants to stop raping someone

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Doesn't mean they weren't trying to rape them

hard meteor
#

There was never a rape to begin with

junior coral
brave geyser
junior coral
#

He wasn’t “trying” to rape her but he literally almost did

icy knot
#

He is a dumbass

junior coral
#

No matter how you fucking slice it

icy knot
#

Joshu is just a dumbass

brave geyser
#

if she never said josuke and he went through with it then yeah he would have raped her

icy knot
#

Dumber than Okuyasu

brave geyser
#

unintentionally but yeah it would have been

junior coral
#

“Haha he’s just a dumbass he almost had unconsensual sex with someone haha isn’t that so funny”

brave geyser
#

but he realized something was up and stopped

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from everything he heard before he stopped it was very consensual

junior coral
#

All your arguments are valid but when you look at all of these instances in conjunction with each other it starts to paint the fucking picture

icy knot
#

He is so socially inept that he almost rapes someone over a misunderstanding

brave geyser
#

blame tsurugi

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!w caato

mental ridgeBOT
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https://jojowiki.com/Kaato_Higashikata
Not the correct result? Use !w page caato for a direct link or !w search caato for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Kaato Higashikata (東方 花都, Higashikata Kāto)[3] is a secondary character featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

junior coral
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pulled his mothers clothes off “to scare her away”

licked his sisters ear

almost had sex with a woman over a misconception

mounted Yasuho like a dog in TWoY arc because “he thought that’s how exchange worked”

hard meteor
junior coral
#

He was not under the affects of the Stand

brave geyser
junior coral
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That is not an excuse

hard meteor
#

He wasn’t ,yasuho was and that’s where it started

icy knot
#

Joshu is like 0 social skills and 100 horny

junior coral
# brave geyser leave the sister thing out of it

No. You people keep defending his actions singling out on one point and I need you to understand that while your points are valid individually, when you look at all these instances together it shows how Joshu really is

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Just one misconception or just one instance of him being weird would be one thing but there are many

hard meteor
#

There’s only really 2 instances

junior coral
junior coral
#

When I’m using them together to mean one thing

icy knot
#

That's not valid

junior coral
#

Yes you are right about all of those things but when you look at them together it means something bigger

hard meteor
# icy knot No

I mean It is that’s literally what happens in those chapters

junior coral
#

It’s not JUST a misconception it wasn’t JUST a prank

hard meteor
#

It was a prank

icy knot
#

Joshu could've like just used his sfand stand to throw Kaato out of the house or something

junior coral
#

He’s fucking like that

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No other Jojo character has this problem

icy knot
#

"Haha I just stripped you naked! It's just a prank mom!"

junior coral
#

Araki intentionally writes Joshu to be not defendable, why do you people love to defend him?

#

He’s a punching bag, get real

brave geyser
icy knot
#

Is Jobin defensible?

hard meteor
junior coral
#

You can like him in spite of his flaws no one said you couldn’t

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Nah man

hard meteor
#

This is like saying kei was going to tongue kiss josuke

junior coral
#

Like I keep saying

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Dissecting each and every point individually and singling them out is not the point we’re trying to make

icy knot
#

Jobin looks cool so his actions don't matter

junior coral
#

You are totally right about everything you’re saying but my point is that all of what I have said means something when looked at TOGETHER. The fact that all of that happened to Joshu and the fact that he is portrayed that way means something. Sure, maybe it was a misconception or maybe it was a prank, but it’s happened so many times and only to him it’s fucking significant

icy knot
#

Joshu is very interesting

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The fact that we are having this conversation that has spanned the better half of two days means that Araki is doing something right

hard meteor
#

Two of them are significant the other two are ones that should’nt even be taken seriously in a conversation

junior coral
#

And also I’m not saying you CANT like him, by all means I don’t give a shit, he can be your favorite character, but excusing his intentionally inexcusable actions makes you look like a dumbass!

junior coral
icy knot
#

J- Joshu is my favorite character 😔👀

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Joshu is the only good jojo character

hard meteor
#

Why would you put a moment that’s portrayed as a prank to reader in conjunction with genuinely weird behavior that just doesn’t make sense

junior coral
#

Because it’s still weird

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Prank or not

icy knot
#

Because "it's just a prank" doesn't justify anything

junior coral
#

^^

hard meteor
#

There’s nothing that needs to be justified,do you want me to say joshu is a horrible human being because he licked an ear as joke?

junior coral
#

No!!!!

hard meteor
#

Ok good

junior coral
#

Metal you are intentionally missing my point!!

icy knot
#

I just burned your dog alive in a shed? It's just a prank bro!

I just made you drown your pet rat? Just a prank son

hard meteor
#

False equivalency

brave geyser
#

how are either of those comparable to licking someones ear

brave geyser
#

even a tiny bit

hard meteor
#

Licking an ear as a joke is not the same as burning a fucking dog

brave geyser
#

joshu = Dio

junior coral
#

Joshu isn’t evil, araki himself says this

icy knot
#

But you can escalate the situation and then it sounds ridiculous

hard meteor
#

literally proving my point

junior coral
#

Obviously he isn’t

icy knot
#

A flawless justification must apply to all situations

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Regardless

junior coral
#

😑

hard meteor
#

Too easy

icy knot
#

"Its just a prank" is never a good reason to do anything, benign or not

junior coral
#

Correct

brave geyser
#

they're siblings

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messing around with each other

junior coral
brave geyser
#

it was a rather odd prank

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but nothing weird was intended

brave geyser
hard meteor
junior coral
# brave geyser yes

do you do that with them then?? Lick each other’s ears “as a joke”??

hard meteor
#

Burning a dog as absolutely the same as licking an ear as joke

junior coral
#

Tell me that if you did that to them or them to you other people wouldn’t see that and frown

brave geyser
#

theres a decent age gap between us

icy knot
#

No one licks their siblings' ears unless they're like little kids and don't know any better

brave geyser
#

so no

junior coral
#

So it would still be weird regardless

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I have siblings my age, absolutely no sane adult would see licking each other’s ears as just a little joke. It’s fucking weird

icy knot
#

Joshu is 19 and Daiya is 16

junior coral
hard meteor
#

Joshu doesn’t lick daiya

junior coral
#

Lol

brave geyser
#

they aren't a regular family either

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norisuke is fine with daiya manipulating people and taking their memories

icy knot
junior coral
#

We’re hyperfixating too much on this fucking ear thing

hard meteor
#

Hato is 24

junior coral
#

It is besides the point

brave geyser
#

separate point

icy knot
#

Bruno licks Giorno and it's funny

hard meteor
hard meteor
junior coral
#

Seriously the ear thing is a minute part of the problem….

brave geyser
#

your point being that they add up this point being that this shouldnt even being included in the calculation

icy knot
#

Hey can I just start licking people and it'll just be funny now?

junior coral
#

Because you keep dissecting each point individually but I’m asking you to evaluate it as a whole

hard meteor
#

Why is a grown man putting other grown man fingers in a boys mouth clearly he’s unwell and probably a predator

junior coral
hard meteor
#

No greeny that’s not justifiable

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It is 100% creepy

#

See how fucking stupid this point sounds

brave geyser
#

a grown adult ambushing a child on a train and licking him and putting a corpses fingers in his mouth

icy knot
#

JoJo is a world beyond conventional justification

junior coral
#

Metal I think you are missing my point

icy knot
#

I think it stops being fun when you start trying to hold cartoon characters accountable

#

Calm down son it's just a drawing

hard meteor
#

That’s exactly what you did like 5 minutes earlier

icy knot
#

I changed my mind 😌

junior coral
#

Context matters a lot. Joshu licking someone’s ear? Weird, but it’s just a prank. In the context of him also being known to put his hands on women in a creepy way? That makes him creepy.

Bruno is a high ranking mob official, he specializes in intimidation. He is a part of a crime organization he commits crimes.

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It’s not fucking equivalent

hard meteor
junior coral
#

I don’t know how else to put it

hard meteor
#

Once again it is too easy

icy knot
hard meteor
#

You just showed me you can’t

icy knot
#

This a discord for a cartoon where muscle-y men beat eachother up in little to no clothing- not a courthouse

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I don't need to be lectured on my moral integrity

hard meteor
#

Then why argue about for like 5 days straight then

junior coral
#

This has become so far removed from the actual point this is absurd

icy knot
kind owlBOT
#

@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 8 !

icy knot
hard meteor
#

This arguments been on for 5 days,can’t even tell who makes the worst points anymore

junior coral
#

This argument has been going on since I got in this server. Almost a year

icy knot
#

Why you judging people so harshly?

junior coral
#

🤷‍♂️

hard meteor
#

Just part of the server culture

brave geyser
#

mee6's points consist of pinging people randomly and saying a number

icy knot
#

Why is your opinion on a cartoon cartoon character so important? Like bruh.

#

It is literally jojo

hard meteor
#

Idk you tell me

brave geyser
icy knot
#

Tbh I was just messing around in saying Jobin was better than Joshu

brave geyser
#

and called joshu a rapist

icy knot
#

Well

#

He is

brave geyser
#

he almost was

junior coral
#

Bingo!!!!!

brave geyser
#

yes

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i said that earlier

#

when we were on that before

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he was almost unintentionally a rapist

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however it was not his intent

hard meteor
#

Yes if he continued to make the advance on yasuho fully knowing she didn’t consent it would be rape,this is true,but this does not happen in the actual part

brave geyser
#

his intent was to have consensual sex with yasuho who appeared to be into it

junior coral
brave geyser
#

yes

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it wouldn't have made it not rape

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would have been unintentional but yes still rape

junior coral
#

Glad we can agree on that, I’ve had plenty of conversations on here where that isn’t even established

brave geyser
#

bruh

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how

junior coral
#

Lowly Joshu Defenders

brave geyser
#

like it wasn't intentional but it was still gonna be rape

junior coral
#

People go to extreme measures to justify his actions

icy knot
#

Let's defend Yoshikage Kira(part 4) next

junior coral
#

This is one of the most tame conversations I’ve had on the topic

hard meteor
#

If it continued it would be rape luckily it didn’t

brave geyser
#

yoshikage kira did nothing wrong

hard meteor
#

Kira was completely justified

junior coral
#

True

sinful bramble
#

He was just liquefying people for the meme

brave geyser
#

those women had it coming imo

hard meteor
#

They deserved it tbh

brave geyser
#

^

#

common metal W

hard meteor
#

He should

junior coral
#

Women moment am I right

icy knot
#

Tamaki Damo had a cool stand

brave geyser
#

cool stand for a sexy beast of a man

icy knot
#

We don't ever get to see Vitamin C full design

hard meteor
#

Pretty sure we do

brave geyser
#

vitamin c is the ghost alley hands

#

!w vitamin c

mental ridgeBOT
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Vitamin C (ビタミンC, Bitamin Shī) is the Stand belonging to Tamaki Damo, featured in JoJolion. It is a tentacular Stand with a hand motif. When someone touches the fingerprints it leaves, the victim will be softened to the point of liquefaction as long as they remain within range.

icy knot
#

I know but we only get to see it halfway or behind Damo

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Never the whole thing

minor ore
#

Softend to the point of liquification kakyoinsmirk

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Imagine

icy knot
#

Soft and Wet

hard meteor
#

This is the full thing

minor ore
#

Yeah vitamin c is pretty busted

brave geyser
#

no because the arrows dont exist in the sbr universe

clear stream
#

vitamin c?

#

HOW

icy knot
brave geyser
#

if his stand touches you you turn soft

icy knot
#

Where's the other half

brave geyser
#

there is none

clear stream
brave geyser
#

its the head and shoulders and below that its just the hands

icy knot
#

Shit design

#

Bad stand

brave geyser
#

nah it looks cool that way

clear stream
#

fuck youuu

icy knot
#

No I mean

#

Like

#

Half the stand is in the floor

#

Where is the half of the torso thing

hard meteor
#

There is none

icy knot
#

Ok back to my other opinion

brave geyser
#

its better that way imo

icy knot
#

Bad stand

hard meteor
#

Agree

icy knot
#

No

hard meteor
#

No torso looks better

icy knot
#

N o o

#

Guys you aren't understanding

#

He has like a poncho

brave geyser
#

yes

icy knot
#

But he's turn sideways and half of the poncho is in the floor

brave geyser
#

yes

icy knot
#

We don't get to see the whole thing

brave geyser
#

that is the whole thing

#

and its cool

hard meteor
#

We’ve said 3 times now,the image you see is the full thing

icy knot
#

Half a poncho is not cool

clear stream
icy knot
#

There is more

brave geyser
#

yes

#

the hands

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and arms

hard meteor
#

You can see the arms on the bottom right corner

icy knot
#

Why does araki take the time to design such cool looking characters and then immediately kill them?

neon raft
#

!w josefumi kujo

mental ridgeBOT
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Josefumi Kujo (空条 仗世文, Kūjō Josefumi) is a primary character featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. Josefumi is alluded to in Love Love Deluxe, Part 2 but gains real significance in the "Vitamin C and Killer Queen" story arc.

neon raft
#

oh nvm

brave geyser
#

?

neon raft
#

i was curious

brave geyser
#

about?

neon raft
#

josefumi kujo

brave geyser
#

what about him

neon raft
#

thought of jotaro and got curious

#

but i’m almost at the vitamin c and kq chapter so

quasi oak
mossy cloak
#

no please

mossy cloak
minor ore
minor ore
hard meteor
#

He unscrewed her bra and said creepy shit to get her away from the family,if you payed any sort of attention in that chapter you would realize norisuke,hato,and pretty much everyone in that house wanted kaato gon as quick as possible

near cedar
#

he could have done that in a less creepy way

minor ore
#

i dont see how the fuck your trying to defend litteral sexual assault

zenith blaze
#

In fiction

minor ore
hard meteor
near cedar
#

was it intended as such? no. was it legally sexual assault? Yea pretty sure

near cedar
#

same thing with Yasuho (tho that's also Tsurugi's fuckin fault)

#

Little cringe ass nee nee baby

minor ore
#

but you could agrue it was semi intended, from joshus past track record, and the fact that their are so many other ways he could have handled that

#

ok bye bestieeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

hard meteor
#

Like what

minor ore
#

or any other body parts

#

that would scare her off

hard meteor
minor ore
#

hon

#

sure

zenith blaze
#

Kaato assaulted her own son when he was just trying to pick up his cards for her

near cedar
#

Unscrew hand, throw hand out of window, yell go fetch, get hit by chair, same effect less creepy

minor ore
hard meteor
minor ore
#

hon

#

goodbye

near cedar
#

what is with the hon thing

near cedar
#

This didn't happen as far as i remember

hard meteor
neon raft
brave geyser
#

wait what

neon raft
#

hato boyfriend creepy

junior coral
#

Can we not

neon raft
#

who says we’re american

near cedar
#

man you were annoying, goodbye

junior coral
#

Ong

ornate fiber
#

ong

hard meteor
#

ong

viscid lintel
ornate fiber
near cedar
#

Ash does

brave geyser
#

wait no

#

wrong one

neon raft
ornate fiber
neon raft
#

Damo L

brave geyser
#

58

ornate fiber
brave geyser
#

wait juu you're reading for the first time right

#

if so don't open the spoiler

minor ore
#

Can someone sum up how jojolion ends to me

near cedar
ornate fiber
#

OOOOH. WAIT NO WONDER.

junior coral
#

We’re not gonna sit here and spoil this shit for you so either read it on your own or read the fucking wiki or something

#

Dumbass mf can’t even read a comic book get real

#

Go bother someone else

viscid lintel
#

Damn

minor ore
#

Someone lacks a father figure

#

Bye Yawn

junior coral
#

Someone lacks reading comprehension 🥺

#

Blue names are so fucking annoying

heavy ledge
#

Whats going on? Another joshu argument?

junior coral
#

Every fucking day with this shit

minor ore
#

Is mans really mad I asked how jojolion ends

ornate fiber
#

🎣

minor ore
#

Jesus christ bro wtf 😭

junior coral
#

We get asked shit like this every fucking day

minor ore
#

You must not have alot of friends

heavy ledge
junior coral
#

^^^^

#

Nobody is gonna sit here and spoon feed it to you because you can’t read a fucking comic book

minor ore
#

I will

brave geyser
#

no you won't

heavy ledge
#

Feed me dude

#

I havent read jojolion

minor ore
junior coral
#

I thought you were leaving 😑

near cedar
#

the colour wasn't blue, the meaning was the same

near cedar
#

yesn't

minor ore
#

Am I wrong though nerd

minor ore
near cedar
#

Sometimes they are pleasent

near cedar
#

spelling

#

brr

minor ore
#

got it

#

Ily

#

Bye now

#

Ily bby

junior coral
#

Nooo ThatDude after I spent so much energy trying to get him to read you ruined it!!! No!!!!

minor ore
#

Ily2

heavy ledge
#

Thats plain wrong

#

Ill fix it for u

junior coral
#

Well you forgot to mention Nut King Crimson?

#

How do you miss that it was like the biggest reveal

minor ore
#

You're unfunny, please stop.

near cedar
minor ore
#

On god

heavy ledge
#

So basically Joshu gain all the power of the Higashikata Estate after Josuke kisses Jobin, and they have to flee the city because they have the police on their tail. They save Yomama and the part ends

junior coral
#

Guy thinks the nerd emoji makes him look cool

near cedar
minor ore
#

Passive aggressive as mfs

#

🤣

junior coral
#

Nobody cares

ornate fiber
junior coral
#

I thought you were leaving by the way

brave geyser
junior coral
#

Blocking you rn!

#

Final straw don’t do it again Ash!

brave geyser
#

you've been trolled

junior coral
#

🤬🤬🤬

brave geyser
#

🤓

junior coral
#

Blocked

ornate fiber
#

Don’t block Ash :<

torpid shuttle
#

Tf is happening

junior coral
#

I’m being bullied by ash

brave geyser
#

i'm being bullied by greeny

minor ore
#

Perfect couple

brave geyser
#

s'mores has my back tho

heavy ledge
#

joshu
🙏

junior coral
#

I can’t listen to this I’m watching the new Demon Slayer

brave geyser
#

nice

#

also s'mores you should be asleep

near cedar
#

It's out?

junior coral
#

Yeah today