jojolion

[brave geyser]

|| when josuke was aiming go beyond to finish off wou the first one should have missed and hit her||

[dreamy rose]

[near cedar]

lmao

Should have had the characters who died better

i.e. not written them out of half the story and bringing em back just to die almost instantly

Except Rai, Rai needed just a bit more

Also that whole Rai: "OMG WOU killed my father!!!!!111" thing was stupid

Because it wasn't mentioned before

[dreamy rose]

should have just killed literally everyone

[near cedar]

Nor was it mentioned after

[brave geyser]

it was a secret

hes a mysterious man

with mysterious motives

[dreamy rose]

they might as well be dead because part 9 is gonna be 50 years in the future and theyll all be dealt with in a flashback

👍

[brave geyser]

but the mc is ojiro

[dreamy rose]

what

part 9 protagonist is grown up Tsurugi in America

[brave geyser]

nah

ojiro gets a helicopter

so he can use his stand better

[sonic hollow]

part 9 protag is actually iwasuke

yall blind

[minor ore]

The good thing that came out of the Rai flashback was seeing him with Norisuke

And seeing the head doctor walk out like a G

[dreamy rose]

now he's just Cioccolata

there's no explanation for why Rai's dad was targeted right?

[sonic hollow]

i think the only thing stated is that he died in a landslide that may have been set off by a calamity

dont remember if there was a reason stated

[dreamy rose]

if Tooru has just been hanging around them like this for years why did Damo's group need an "in" through Jobin?

[minor ore]

Rai’s dad pursued a rock animal in his garden I think

[dreamy rose]

yeah, the first insect, but why was it messing with his orchard to begin with

[dreamy rose]

Im confused as to how the doctors fit in then, were they like "customers" of Damo's group?

like they had a "business agreement" as rock people

[minor ore]

They did yeah

[minor ore]

Beats me

[heavy ledge]

fruit parlor making 1b yen a month, good fruit

[light swift]

cock

[minor ore]

I make more

[dreamy rose]

so Paisley Park at the end there is basically like chili pepper right?

without the killing you part

it could probably do the same trick with the TV

[minor ore]

is WoU face design supposed to be like an a.c??

[junior coral]

Air conditioner ????

[minor ore]

yes basically

[junior coral]

Wtf are you talking about

[stuck marsh]

it would be funny if it did ngl

[junior coral]

What air conditioner looks like that

[minor ore]

Idk it just looked like that to me on first thought lol

[minor ore]

he's talking about real shit

[stuck marsh]

frfr

[junior coral]

??

[minor ore]

i think he looks like the front of a car

lowkey it actually does

[stuck marsh]

Oh yeah he kinda does

[stuck marsh]

Like a semi-truck or smth

oh yeah that too

[hard meteor]

colored
cringe

[stuck marsh]

I headcannon he can turn his eyes on and off like headlights now

[brave geyser]

yes we get it you're a white supremacist

[minor ore]

i will now adopt your headcanon

[stuck marsh]

Radical bradical

[kind owl]

@stuck marsh, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[minor ore]

what’s wrong with colored?

nothing

[hard meteor]

many things

[stuck marsh]

Wonder of you is just pixar cars when they evolved

[minor ore]

it’s the same story colored or not

yeah you know what

im putting 9 dollars araki drew WoU based off of cars

im placing that bet with u

[stuck marsh]

same

[junior coral]

People who are used to black and white find the color choices inappropriate sometimes. People who haven't experienced it monochrome for a certain amount of time won't get it

Like, seeing Tooru's colors for the first time, only having seen it in b/w, was very jarring

[stuck marsh]

He watched pixar cars and was like "damn that shit kidna bangin frfr"

[hard meteor]

well yeah of course its the same story,colored just looks uglier and muddies alot of arakis art

[junior coral]

I still don't agree with the color choices

[minor ore]

LMAO

WoU went from sun eyes to car eyes

idk i read everything after blue Hawaii without color and then when I saw them colored that looked fine to me, ig it’s just subjective tho

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[stuck marsh]

he just took out his contacts

[minor ore]

he is getting old so he needs contacts to see

[stuck marsh]

frfr

[minor ore]

I always read b&w 1st time but if i re read i do color

[hard meteor]

pretty based

[heavy ledge]

I still havent learnt a single bit of japanese

I cant read it

[junior coral]

Arigato (José cannot read this)

[minor ore]

Lmao

[heavy ledge]

My volumes are full of dust

[heavy ledge]

Its not worthless when i have this and i cant read it in its original language

[junior coral]

That

is awesome

That obi is swag as hell

[minor ore]

Is that a snapchat filter lol

[heavy ledge]

N....No..... ..

[minor ore]

What are the dog ears then

[heavy ledge]

they are drawn in the cover, thats the original one

[minor ore]

Ooooh

Im to slow for this

[minor ore]

You have to guess

[heavy ledge]

ill write my own story

[junior coral]

based

canon

[left ferry]

The lost canon chapter the homophobes didn't want society to see

[heavy ledge]

😔

[minor ore]

ok wait, whats the jojolion equivalent of cheap trick? millagro man?

or maybe autumn leaves?

[sonic hollow]

milagro man

both bad arcs that add nothing

[zenith blaze]

Both good arcs because joshu is in them

[minor ore]

oky

cheap trick is a very good arc, and so is millagro man

[sonic hollow]

damn what version of DiU did you read where it has joshu in it

[hard meteor]

the good version

[heavy ledge]

Diu but everything is the same except the young man in the snow who saved josuke has joshu's haircut

[minor ore]

-Whole story is about breaking curses
-Joshu breaks a curse in his arc
Outcast: "it adds nothing"

[pure charm]

NOOOO

[sonic hollow]

[heavy ledge]

Wdym no, its canon

[heavy ledge]

Based dude

[pure charm]

[pure charm]

Holy shit

[proven talon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-gappy-dancing-dance-moves-josuke-higashikata-gif-17718737

[minor ore]

Ah yes, Money

[tulip bolt]

Money money

[minor ore]

What chapter is this from?

[tulip bolt]

milagro man fight maybe

[hoary temple]

I think the shakedown road arc

[minor ore]

Ohh the drug deal?

[tulip bolt]

ah yes i remember now

yes it's shakedown road

[hoary temple]

yep

found it

[tulip bolt]

but thanks to araki for made a stand whose name is based on french music

[hoary temple]

chapter 20 of jojolion specifically

[onyx arrow]

i really hope yasuho and josuke get together like theys so cute

[tulip bolt]

you finshed jojolion ?

[onyx arrow]

nope

[tulip bolt]

ok well i don't gonna spoil

[onyx arrow]

alright

i know she's gonna die

cuz jobro

[hoary temple]

||she doesn't thankfully||

[tulip bolt]

||but why jobin WHY||

[minor ore]

currently learning japanese so i can read this got a spoiler from my jobro #cringe anyways he said the jojo for this part has freking 4 balls ayo wt

parts 1 to 8 are just fan fiction that araki made for part 1 to 6

[tulip bolt]

4 balls 4 eyes 2 tongue and a amnesia

[minor ore]

what the fuck

[tulip bolt]

best JOJO

well sike

mine is giorno

[minor ore]

giorno giovanna

[ornate fiber]

Parts 1 to 8… is fiction for 1-6

[minor ore]

kono girono giovanna ni wa yumega aru

[tulip bolt]

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojo-noriaki-kakyoin-confused-huh-gif-4992950

[minor ore]

i know every hiragana all katakana and 200 + kanji dude im reading first volume of stone ocean in japaneese i can do it

sed

[tulip bolt]

the first scene is mastur... master I SAY MASTER

[hoary temple]

it's literally not lol, the first scene is her being embarassed after she got caught masturbating

we never actually see it

[minor ore]

same thing

[tulip bolt]

yes i know

but it was very funny

[minor ore]

bye guys

im leaving server

sike

jojo is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

made in heaven ???????? naniii

[tulip bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-taste-lie-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventures-gif-16294749

no it's not

😂

[tulip bolt]

oh no

[molten crane]

Attacked in the breather

[pure charm]

Coppium

[ancient glen]

Soft and wet have good design :]

[kind owl]

@ancient glen, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[ancient glen]

O:

[minor ore]

Yes he does :]

[sage pollen]

hello

It is I dio

[clever yarrow]

no

[kind owl]

@clever yarrow, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[clever yarrow]

Still has his damn hat on

Josuke’s hat is attached to his literal skull

[minor ore]

Furry Jotaro?

[clever yarrow]

[minor ore]

Rawr

[clever yarrow]

The valentine one was funnier

[minor ore]

I've never heard Johnny's voice before

It's cool

[modest pilot]

what valentine one

send it to me : (

[clever yarrow]

ok hold on

[rose pulsar]

dio has something with knifes

they must eat steak all the time

[minor ore]

Better than having nothing...like Jotaro

[sage pollen]

hello everyone

[rose pulsar]

they have a hat

[minor ore]

That's not a weapon

[rose pulsar]

says who

[minor ore]

He never once used it as weapon

[rose pulsar]

except the episode with the video games

[minor ore]

?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[minor ore]

Stfu

[rose pulsar]

lol

[clever yarrow]

Nvm the video got deleted but here’s this they put the thumbnail as that one bunny girl video

[ornate fiber]

Joshu offers you some beans, do you accept?

[clever yarrow]

I steal his stand and disassembles him, take the beans, and laugh evily while I leave Joshu on the ground

[ornate fiber]

[minor ore]

He's plotting something for sure

[brave geyser]

definitely

[ornate fiber]

He will assure you it is all good

[minor ore]

I don't trust mfs over the age of 10 with a bowl cut

[clever yarrow]

Trusting Joshu is like trusting kid Dio, he’ll find one way or two to screw you over

[brave geyser]

nah

trust joshu

i do anyway

[minor ore]

He'll spill it on you or something

[clever yarrow]

Ok alternative route

[clever yarrow]

I kiss joshu and take the beans

[brave geyser]

^

s'mores may i?

[ornate fiber]

WDYM MAY I, GO AHEAD

[brave geyser]

thank you 😊

i don't want you to feel like i abandoned you

[ornate fiber]

BRO NO ITS ALL GOOD

[clever yarrow]

Was it ever found out how Joshu managed to kiss Yasuho

[hoary temple]

when did he kiss yasuho

[mossy cloak]

First chapter

Yasuho mentioned it

[hoary temple]

oh, no then

[mossy cloak]

off screen

[clever yarrow]

I’m gonna hope that that was just a innocent kiss-on-the-cheek when they were kids

[brave geyser]

nah yasuho kissed him

[clever yarrow]

no 🗿

[minor ore]

Out of courtesy or something

[brave geyser]

nah

[hoary temple]

also what is Joshu holding

[clever yarrow]

There’s no way Yasuho kissed him on the lips it’s impossible for a woman to approach within 1 meter of Joshu without getting nauseous from his noxious scent

[minor ore]

Basket?

[brave geyser]

"we kissed"

[clever yarrow]

Probably just some gifts

[minor ore]

I wish I was the one who stepped on his tongue

[brave geyser]

not "he kissed me"

wanting joshu to lick your toes moment

[clever yarrow]

I would absolutely destroy it

[clever yarrow]

I mean I wouldn’t say no if you know what I mean if he wanted to you know but I don’t like him

[brave geyser]

y'all really want joshu don't you

[clever yarrow]

no

[minor ore]

I wish he accidentally uses nut king call on himself and gives himself a diy vasectomy

[hoary temple]

soft and wet steal his semen

[minor ore]

Not like he could find someone to procreate with anyway

[clever yarrow]

HAHAHA

[minor ore]

I've met a fellow Joshu disliker, praise the Heavens

[clever yarrow]

[ornate fiber]

I can resist Joshu ✋🙄

[brave geyser]

i can resist him but only for s'mores

[ornate fiber]

PLS

[clever yarrow]

Joshu’s yee yee ass haircut from we’ve seen existed when he was just 3-4 years old

[heavy ledge]

Days without Joshu slander: 0

[clever yarrow]

Good, he deserves it

[torpid herald]

guys

imma spoil part 9

jotaro kills jo-

gets banned

[hard meteor]

ok

[clever yarrow]

For the Joshu lovers here’s a break

Make love not war

[hoary temple]

ew

[brave geyser]

shut

[heavy ledge]

if you hate joshu i assume you cant read

[hard meteor]

this is true for a lot people in here

[brave geyser]

i can't read but i still like joshu

[minor ore]

Joshu deserves nothing

[hard meteor]

smores the only based exception

[ornate fiber]

Thank you for the based pass, Metal

[brave geyser]

s'mores is good no matter what

[clever yarrow]

I hate Joshu because he’s stupid and a dick, end of story

[hard meteor]

"i didnt read most of the manga"

[brave geyser]

ty for the translation

[hard meteor]

anytime 💪

[clever yarrow]

The few arcs Joshu was in he was himself except for the Shakedown road where I appreciate he didn’t immediately rat Josuke out

[hoary temple]

y'all talking about this guy?

[hard meteor]

yeah this guy

[hoary temple]

didn't that barrage immediately fail and he got bonked

[hard meteor]

intent>execution

[hoary temple]

I guess Joshu's the one who's gonna fondle Josuke's balls with his right hand, you fucking sluuut

[hoary temple]

fucking oliver tree looking ass

[ornate fiber]

[hard meteor]

Crazy how joshu detractors(speedreaders) skip these parts

[brave geyser]

rip original ending

had to make josuke win instead

[hoary temple]

Joshu fuses with Yasuho and kills tooru with [Nut Park]

[hard meteor]

Araki was forced to nerf him smh

[brave geyser]

fax

could have easily taken apart the calamities

[hoary temple]

I wonder what fusing looks like actually

like did kira's balls just pop off and attach to gappy

[hard meteor]

seems like it

[brave geyser]

looks like this

[ornate fiber]

Nut Park

[quasi oak]

Joshu haters=Cringe

[hard meteor]

mhm

[brave geyser]

fake news

metal just drew those

[ornate fiber]

Be weary not, tired traveller, Beanshu is here

[brave geyser]

yay :)

[heavy ledge]

i fail at life but that doesnt mean i dont wanna be ok 😔

[hoary temple]

What

[heavy ledge]

nothing i am sad because of all this joshu slander

may the gods have mercy on your souls because i wont

[hard meteor]

Even araki is a Joshu truther

[brave geyser]

gg

if you don't like joshu you're arguing against canon

[hallow badge]

i go to the read th jojolion

-k

[hoary temple]

who

[hallow badge]

why she's nudees no censured

[hard meteor]

Because it’s a seinen manga

[hallow badge]

-k

[minor ore]

I respect joshus determination but hes still a weirdo

[ornate fiber]

^

[hallow badge]

пук(Russian) - Fart(English)

[heavy ledge]

oh no, boobs

get them away from me i cant see them thats evil and nasty

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yes-giga-chad-giga-chad-gif-23156898

[pure charm]

Where did you get that picture of me

[minor ore]

I can’t believe the bubbles pop like normal bubbles but there are spinning lines inside of them

[tawdry citrus]

I’m not on this part yet but I think it’s pretty cool that there are Jojo lions later

[heavy ledge]

top tier joke

[pure charm]

Puck pfp based

[neon raft]

i feel sorry for aisho

that’s why you don’t trust women

[hushed kiln]

can we all agree jojolion > all other parts

[minor ore]

idk can we

[sonic hollow]

3rd best

[minor ore]

L

[mossy cloak]

Yes

[pure charm]

Read berserk

[minor ore]

when I gain 50 pounds and take a shower twice a week I'll read more manga

[pure charm]

Watch berserk

[minor ore]

Same rule applies

[pure charm]

But you already shower ones a week

[mossy cloak]

Nah he doesn't

I shower with him at least 3 times a week so more than 3 times

[neon raft]

why is love love deluxe even a thing

[sonic hollow]

needed a yukako reference somewhere

[neon raft]

[tame plover]

The ultimate hairy

[heavy ledge]

love love deluxe stand: +10
user: -10

[minor ore]

I love Karera

[heavy ledge]

you are forgiven because i like you

[edgy tiger]

Forgot this server ever existed

Jojolands needed asap

[ripe kraken]

i finished jojolion and wtf is up with joshu LUL he had his moments but then right after he always fucks it up by saying some weird shit

[clever yarrow]

That’s Joshu for ya

[sonic hollow]

i almost liked joshu when he gave his arm for yasuho only for him to fuck it up and start spewing dumb shit

[clever yarrow]

He’s still better than Damo though

[sonic hollow]

damo is literally a villain. and a damn good one at that

[clever yarrow]

We all have differing opinions on villains but we all can toast to the idea that Joshu dies in Jojolands

[sonic hollow]

damn straight

[near cedar]

No

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-say-frowning-coffee-gif-14597430

[fading fiber]

Wonda of you

I cant wait for jojolandsss

[clever yarrow]

Yes

I hope Araki wraps up some plot holes left out in Jojolions

Or Josuke will be the Jojo of Jojolands again idk

[fading fiber]

Fu k pucci

Hw killed everyone

[hard meteor]

it wont be josuke again, araki doesnt reuse protags like that

[near cedar]

Josuke may appear tho

[near cedar]

Also no

[fading fiber]

I mean hw killdec jotaro and jolyne

[hard meteor]

yea he'll probably show up

just not as a protag

[near cedar]

Have you read Stone Ocean and do you understand the ending

[fading fiber]

Like jotaro was in jojo for 4 parts

Yall

[clever yarrow]

But we got this scene instead of same old boring Jojo universe and that makes me happy that we are currently in the SBR universe

[near cedar]

That has nothing to do with Pucci tho

[clever yarrow]

Yes which is why I’m trying to move the topic to Jojolion

[near cedar]

We're allowed to discuss parts 1-8 here

[clever yarrow]

Oh

[near cedar]

Also i'm trying to explain to the other person Pucci didn't kill everyone

[clever yarrow]

Okay that’s fine then

[ripe kraken]

THIS‼️‼️LITERALLY I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA REDEEM HIMSELF BUT NO

[heavy ledge]

↑ examples of 2 people that cant read

(hj)

[sonic hollow]

[clever yarrow]

People who can read doesn’t like Joshu either he brings everybody together regardless of identities and races

[heavy ledge]

[rugged sun]

yes

[hard meteor]

ive only seen speed readers that dont like him

[clever yarrow]

[plain canyon]

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[clever yarrow]

Speed readers slow readers this Joshu is meant to be a unlikeable character with occasional character development end of story

[plain canyon]

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[hard meteor]

meh he was only unlikable in like the first 4-7 chapters but he got better, some people cant accept it though

[ripe kraken]

he assaulted yasuho and made gross comments abt his own mom while ripping off her clothes wth are u on

[hard meteor]

proving my point about speedreading

he was creepy to his mom for the sole purpose of getting her away from his family like the whole chapter is dedicated to no one wanting her around

[ripe kraken]

i didnt speedread it LUL

[hard meteor]

yasuho one was just a screwed up misunderstanding cause of tsurugi

[agile zephyr]

Personally I don't hate Joshu but he disappointed me on the final chapters

Like yeah he's epic when he wants to protect Yasuho

But then freaks out and makes the fight with Tooru even difficult to Yasuho

[clever yarrow]

Speed reading or not hes still extremely creepy and spoiled by his dad. He’s 19 years old doesn’t have a job stalks and obsesses over his girl friend despite knowing that she doesn’t like him that way steals wallets tries to stab Josuke has a cool stand but never does anything too important to the plot with it wastes his money on stupid shit also kind of horny but I’m not gonna discuss that
You can have your opinion that Joshu is not that bad I don’t mind but I personally dislike him because he’s meant to be dislikeable

[hard meteor]

Fair opinion I do think the tooru joshu yasuho thing could’ve handled better

[hard meteor]

Half of that is nitpicking lol,josuke helped him steal that wallet and he’s not employed either hell none of the higashikatas are they’re apart of a rich family

[sonic hollow]

when i hate on joshu im usually joking. i dont like but i dont hate him.

[hard meteor]

The only valid things I see are him being a dick to josuke early on and the dumb things he does occasionally

[clever yarrow]

Haato is a model, Daiya is a minor, Norisuke owns a fruit company and Jobin works at his dad’s company, Josuke doesn’t have a job because he’s trying to recover his memories

[sonic hollow]

i think daiya also helps norisuke around the parlor

[clever yarrow]

Yeah

[clever yarrow]

Same

But I dislike him just a little more

[sonic hollow]

i think joshu is supposed to be a college student he might not be able to work. not 100% sure about that tho

[hard meteor]

Nah daiya doesn’t that was never stated anywhere, and the point was about them all being well off enough to the point they don’t need to work

[clever yarrow]

Confirmed 16

But yes I get your point

[heavy ledge]

he freaks out because he was under WOU's influence

[hard meteor]

I’m not talking about her age lol,I’m saying she doesn’t do anything

[clever yarrow]

Well yeah, she’s still a bit of a child and under 18 so obviously she’s not working now

[heavy ledge]

im 28 and i dont even have a stable job. you make me feel bad

[clever yarrow]

Wait no

[hard meteor]

Rip

[clever yarrow]

No don’t feel bad about not having a stable job

[heavy ledge]

is it stable or steady

[clever yarrow]

We are talking about fiction characters here not real life so don’t worry

[hard meteor]

Stable,both words work tbh

[heavy ledge]

ill go w stable. according to google, it fits better

[agile zephyr]

Didn't know WoU could mentally influence people

[whole finch]

deez nuts can influence people

[ripe kraken]

[heavy ledge]

it did influence the guy at the parking lot too

[clever yarrow]

Don’t feel bad about not having a stable job because difficult situations always gets the best of us in real life

[whole finch]

[heavy ledge]

im half fine dw

xd

[clever yarrow]

you’re not the Joshu of real life so you’re good

[clever yarrow]

👍

[clever yarrow]

[heavy ledge]

if i were joshu id be rich

im gonna spend it all on toasted sunflower seeds

[clever yarrow]

Oh you like them?

Or is it a investment thing

[heavy ledge]

nah i like eating them

[whole finch]

play baseball

[heavy ledge]

what for

[whole finch]

sunflower seeds

lots of them

[heavy ledge]

i dont understand the reference

[whole finch]

me niether

[heavy ledge]

omggg

[minor ore]

I want to kiss Tooru’s neck

[heavy ledge]

they added him

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[heavy ledge]

ive just got him i think they added him today??

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[heavy ledge]

i dont know i cant find the command to check that but since it has the latest 110 cover tooru pic i assumed it was very recent

[icy knot]

Hey can anyone tell me what exactly Awaking III Leaves does?

[junior coral]

Read the manga

[icy knot]

I uh did- it's not exactly self explanatory

What is "vector space" in this context?

[kind owl]

@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[junior coral]

Her arrows move things in the direction they face

It’s not all that complicated

Her finger came off so she used an arrow to push it back in the direction of her hand

Fitting it back in place

[icy knot]

So basically she just spawns points where she can control and manipulate objects at a distance?

Basically like remote telekinesis?

[junior coral]

No

She puts these arrows on things and they shoot into the direction that they point to

[icy knot]

Oh!

[junior coral]

How far into the manga are you

You finish it or have you just met Awaking III Leaves

[icy knot]

I just saw it

[junior coral]

Yeah keep reading it’ll probably be more clear as it goes on

[icy knot]

So Awaking III Leaves is basically the ability to change the direction of something that is moving?

Is she able to change its speed?

[junior coral]

Doesn’t have to be moving

And I think it’s a fixed speed? I don’t think the speed is important tho it’s not mentioned

[icy knot]

If it doesn't have to be moving then yes

[junior coral]

No I mean it’s not specified the speed it happens. Just keep reading and you’ll see other instances where it’s applied

[kind owl]

@hearty moss, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[icy knot]

Because if a velocity is 0 and she can make an object start moving then there's no reason to assume that it can't make it move faster?

[junior coral]

Sure but that isn’t an important aspect of her ability if it’s never brought up

It’s interesting to speculate but it’s not something we know for certain she can do

Also too

I dont think it’s all that deep. She can point something in a direction and it shoots that way… it’s not a matter of speeding up something, there isn’t a science behind it, it just goes

[icy knot]

I was just wondering for like power scaling reasons

Because if she can make it go fast?
How fast?

[junior coral]

Again that’s a non-issue

It’s not discussed

[icy knot]

Araki 😔

[minor ore]

It can go super duper fast, faster than Goku

[icy knot]

Faster than tusk act 4?

[minor ore]

Yeah

How fast is Tusk Act 4

[sonic hollow]

Think he has b in speed

[icy knot]

No I mean like as fast as Tusk ACT 4 can make things go

So infinity?

[hard meteor]

No lol

You’re over thinking it

It just moves energy and sometimes people at a moderate speed,thats it

[junior coral]

^^

[minor ore]

Dude idk we’re never told lol

[icy knot]

You know I wish Araki would be more telling with the limits of the powers of his characters

[kind owl]

@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[junior coral]

It’s not all that complicated

He doesn’t write Stands with the intent to pit each of them against one another. He does give them stats but those are arbitrary bullshit

Most Stands are situational anyway. The question “who would win in a fight” is, again, totally arbitrary when talking about Stands

[icy knot]

So why are so many stands so situational these days?

Jotaro: I can punch and stop time

Part 8 Stand User: I can turn chocolate into cheese by walking backwards on my hands, but only on Tuesdays when there's a full moon

[junior coral]

Because it wouldn’t be any fun if they were just like “my stand makes me run fast” or some shit

[heavy ledge]

since not all stands are brute force there should be better ways to gain advantage over your adversary

a stand like fun fun fun is super weak but he managed to outplay jobin

well, sorta xd

[minor ore]

More unique stands = more unique outplay potential

[pure charm]

More unique stands = more horny moments

[heavy ledge]

Yes bc speed king makes things hot

[pure charm]

Fair enough

[minor ore]

Take off your clothes

It’s the only way my stand works

[pure charm]

I'm already naked

I don't have clothes on daily basis

[icy knot]

Speed King has the situational aspect

Because of The Heat Point Manipulation

[heavy ledge]

Well he can punch too, but i doubt he has much power

[light swift]

Based nudity

Now go outside and bury yourself in the ground like the bubble man

[near cedar]

Alternatively

Touch grass

[light swift]

No

[junior coral]

Touch these

[light swift]

Bury ur self and become the grass

[near cedar]

Nuts

[edgy tiger]

It's a bandemic not pandemic 🥶

[junior coral]

There is a channel for memes

[pure charm]

Becoming a plant

[edgy tiger]

Can I post non anime part memes in there?

[junior coral]

#manga-jojokes and #memes-and-images

One for jojo memes and one for non

[sonic hollow]

there are channels for jojo memes and normal memes

[minor ore]

lmao

fucking thanks for this

[edgy tiger]

Even latter parts memes are allowed in the jojo one?

[minor ore]

yeah

[edgy tiger]

npnp

[pure charm]

Cap

[minor ore]

all memes allowed

[junior coral]

Why wouldn't they be

[edgy tiger]

I see, thnx

[minor ore]

no cap n

[junior coral]

This isn't an anime only server

There's one anime only channel

that's it

[pure charm]

Jojolion is already animated

It's all anime only

[minor ore]

XD

[edgy tiger]

Ohhh, I swear we weren't allowed to mention anything spoilery to previous part channels

[pure charm]

Nobody read's this part either way

[minor ore]

Potato o patata

[edgy tiger]

Maybe the rules changed idk

[pure charm]

Patete

[junior coral]

You aren't. But everywhere else is free reign. Don't talk about jojolion content in steel ball run, it's extremely self explanatory

[pure charm]

I talk about jojolion in every channel

[junior coral]

I'm gonna talk about your mom

[edgy tiger]

So we could potentially spoil jojolion as a meme, in the jojo meme section and that's ok?

[pure charm]

[edgy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-yeah-lets-go-excited-happy-oh-yeah-gif-17067290

[junior coral]

#manga-jojokes allows memes for all jojo parts

It's a general channel there's no restrictions for spoilers in there

[edgy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/sly-sneaky-patrick-spongebob-evil-plan-gif-4905592

say less

[junior coral]

Otherwise you shouldn't post memes or any discussion at all for future parts in the jojo discussion channels

[pure charm]

There's only minors in jojokes

I don't think they care about spoilers

[junior coral]

worst place on earth

[pure charm]

They're anime only's who have been spoiled

[junior coral]

again, worst place on earth

[pure charm]

So is #general-spoilers

[junior coral]

yep

[icy knot]

He doesn't need it

He can just make his fist so hot that the force don't matter

[heavy ledge]

he can still punch i didnt say he needed it

[pure charm]

He can also drive

[heavy ledge]

that alone makes him the best stand

[brave geyser]

wheel of fortune

[icy knot]

No

[hoary temple]

wheel of fortune can't drive, it just is a car

[icy knot]

There is a stand that is better than Speed King

Born This Way

[brave geyser]

show me speed king driving on a wall

[icy knot]

I want to see full body speed king in true color

I seen Araki art of speed king with a blue cop car color scheme I think

[near cedar]

There's no true colour

[icy knot]

Cop stand?

[icy knot]

The one color scheme that is chosen when everything is like normal

Like how stone free is mostly just blue

[brave geyser]

!w speed king

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Speed_King

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Speed King

Speed King (スピード・キング, Supīdo Kingu) is the Stand of Jobin Higashikata, featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. It is a short-range humanoid Stand that can store heat in the locations it touches.

[icy knot]

Where are his leg

Show leg

[heavy ledge]

there are no canon colors but u got the legs there

[icy knot]

Y e s

[hoary temple]

Araki clearly gives speed king like 4 colors and whoever makes the official scans just went nope all orange babey

[hard meteor]

blue speed king>>>>>midsha color version

[ornate fiber]

Blue speed king would have been so cute over the orange blob we got

[hoary temple]

:0

[rare pawn]

[heavy ledge]

🧍

[ornate fiber]

Squid king

[icy knot]

So for humanoid stands if their user loses a body part they lose that body part too?

Or they just don't have it?

[hoary temple]

they lose it

[icy knot]

Like how Blue Hawaii is

[hoary temple]

are you implying that blue hawaii used to have a full body?

that would be cool

[ornate fiber]

Wait but Grateful dead

Prosciutto had a full body and his stand didnt

Fun Fun Fun too

Wait no that doesnt count

[icy knot]

It may not be true both ways

A stand can appear different than its user

[icy knot]

Possibly

[heavy ledge]

ntc

[misty ether]

why tf is josuke in part 8

someone tell me

[hoary temple]

read it

[ornate fiber]

I dont know, read

[misty ether]

Nah bro

[heavy ledge]

here check this out. shits fire https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Jojolion-chapter-1.html

[hard meteor]

read

[misty ether]

I dont wanna read mid

[hoary temple]

ok

[hard meteor]

ok

[ornate fiber]

Then you don’t get to have an opinion

[misty ether]

ok

also where yall read that shit for free

[hoary temple]

anyway, I think araki once said he wanted to draw grateful dead's body but then he thought nah it looks good enough

[misty ether]

cause my site mad sketch

[ornate fiber]

[heavy ledge]

why do mods mute me for casually joking but they dont mute actual clowns

[ornate fiber]

Link is right there

[misty ether]

yo man is that site legit?

[hoary temple]

also grateful dead still has those dangly things which miiiight count as legs??

[heavy ledge]

yes why wouldnt it be

[ornate fiber]

Yeah he said the half body aspect of it was what made it cool. But I still think body proportions ≠ stand users.

[misty ether]

idk man it feels sketch

[heavy ledge]

[hoary temple]

look at

em

dangly thangs

[sonic hollow]

this guys gets stupider with every message

[ornate fiber]

Ignore it

[misty ether]

fr

[ornate fiber]

The eyes everywhere tho

[hoary temple]

can it see out of them though

[sonic hollow]

[ornate fiber]

Pretty sure I saw them blinking in the anime so, maybe 😳

[hoary temple]

like stand users can see through their stands, could prosciutto, see through all of grateful dead' eyes??

[misty ether]

Bro why stone ocean colored man

[ornate fiber]

What does Blue Hawaii look like again?

!w blue hawaii

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Blue_Hawaii

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Blue Hawaii

Blue Hawaii (ブルー・ハワイ, Burū Hawai) is the Stand of Dolomite, featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. It is a headless humanoid Stand that takes control of a single person at a time, said host pursuing the target relentlessly.

[ornate fiber]

So weird…

[hoary temple]

also I just noticed that the eye placement on the chest isn't symmetrical which is a little annoying

[ornate fiber]

Looks like a chicken wing to me for some reason

[hoary temple]

yo literal monster dong

[ornate fiber]

AYO

Also, once the target is infected its all over man this one was terrifying to read

[brave geyser]

just dont get infected

walk behind a wall

easily beaten

[hoary temple]

blue hawaii is the virgin zombie stand

limp bizkit chad zombie stand

but part 1 zombies are omega chads

[ornate fiber]

What about Justice Zombies

[hoary temple]

hm, well technically it was just moving corpses, not actually bringing it to life

I guess it's also a chad zombie stand though since to beat it splat neeeded some classic jojo bs

[ornate fiber]

Classic Jojo BS

Oh speaking of BS

I introduced my friend to Jojo. He watched Part 3 and called it “overdramatic like Bollywood”.

[junior coral]

You introduced them to JoJo and they started on Part 3?

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-looking-confused-the-rock-gif-21978284

[hard meteor]

Bollywood

[ornate fiber]

I insisted on Part 1 and 2 but they had already finished it dw

[hoary temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGOVfLu2uFI oh lmao

[ornate fiber]

Also FFS, he’s picky. I told him to watch it though or else

[junior coral]

https://tenor.com/view/impressed-awsome-gif-21682147

[ornate fiber]

LMFAO

GREENY STOP DOUBTING MEEEE

[junior coral]

Lawl just making sure

[ornate fiber]

[brave geyser]

yeah stop doubting s'mores 😠

now look what you did

[hoary temple]

yo :yaSUS:???

[ornate fiber]

YASUSTOP

Ya dum dum

[hoary temple]

ya sus, top

[ornate fiber]

I will never understand the mind of a furry

[hoary temple]

lel

anyway

I can't believe there are now 3 zombie stands in jojo

that all work differently

[ornate fiber]

Insane right. Zombies

[icy knot]

I like to think the face on the crotch is its actual face

[hoary temple]

also, notorious b i g is kind of a zombie stand

[junior coral]

3 zombie Stands?

What is a zombie Stand

[hoary temple]

justice, limp bizkit, blue hawaii

[icy knot]

Stands that fuck with dead bodies

Or being dead

[junior coral]

Oh sure

[ornate fiber]

[junior coral]

B.I.G. doesn't count

[icy knot]

Yes it does

[kind owl]

@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[ornate fiber]

No it doesn’t

[junior coral]

What about B.I.G. has to do with zombies

[icy knot]

It's user has to be dead for the stand to function

[ornate fiber]

It doesn’t turn people into zombies

Yeah but its user ain’t a zombie

[icy knot]

The stand is a zombie

[minor ore]

But Bollywood is fantastic so this is a good thing

[junior coral]

That is never said

[junior coral]

Faulty logic

[hard meteor]

eh not really some stands can function while the user is dead

[ornate fiber]

I wish that was what he meant but he said it in a mean tone.

[junior coral]

Also postmortem Stands are a thing, that doesn't make them zombies

[minor ore]

um actually

[icy knot]

Superfly functions whether or not the user is dead

Notorious B.I.G. fits the definition of a malicious ghost actually

[junior coral]

Doesn't make it a zombie

Stands don't die

And it never "came back to life" even if it did "die"

[brave geyser]

does it?

did the user ever die

it could just turn into a normal tower

[near cedar]

The user said it would

[brave geyser]

oh

[hoary temple]

how would he fucking know that

[ornate fiber]

Cheap trick still lived on

[icy knot]

Superfly is basically the most powerful stand

[sonic hollow]

cheap trick just switched users

[icy knot]

That tower will still be floating in space when the earth blows up

[minor ore]

Same reason how the user of Notorious BIG knew that if he died his stand activates

[hoary temple]

why would the earth blow up

killer queen requiem???

[hard meteor]

doesnt make it a zombie stand tho it just functions after the users death

[icy knot]

yes

Notorious B.I.G. not zombie

Technically vengeful spirit

[hoary temple]

notorious big's fleshhy noises were so gross

[icy knot]

It's actually technically dead tbh

Because it doesn't respond to stimuli consciously

[junior coral]

Stands aren't alive. So it's not dead.

[hoary temple]

also did we ever find out what those fingers in the fridge was

[icy knot]

It's stated that everything it does effectively instinct and reflex

[hoary temple]

what was that

[icy knot]

Spice Girl

Paisley Park

[minor ore]

Is not alive

[ornate fiber]

Probably the stand master's fingers it caught? Idk must have ate smth before coming to chase them. OR, since it was in an airstrip and there were people, there was a victim along the way.

[sonic hollow]

?

how are they alive?

[icy knot]

Spice Girl is conscious and speaks and Paisley Park literally has her own personality and actively guides Yasuho like a force ghost, and there's plenty of evidence to suggest that many other stands are alive and conscious

[junior coral]

Sentient doesn't mean alive

[icy knot]

Yes it does

[junior coral]

Their sentience comes as an extension from their user anyway

[hoary temple]

i've always had a sort of fan theory that the fingers was actually carne's body regenerating, and that notorious big's ability is to devour flesh, and then use that flesh to heal and revive carne, but since it never got enough flesh from the gang it never got to revive carne, just a theory though

[minor ore]

Spice Girl talking is just Trish’s subconscious if we being real

[icy knot]

Then a stand is just as alive as its user

[minor ore]

Yeah

Stands are an extension of the users soul

[icy knot]

If that's true then if Carne is dead then B.I.G. is dead

[long otter]

D4C!!!!!!!

[icy knot]

D4C's user was alive across multiple universes

[junior coral]

Stands are just abilities. They manifest physically but to be totally direct Stands are more like an extra limb to the User

[icy knot]

If anything technically D4C is a stand with infinitely many users

[junior coral]

Just because they have human faces and are capable of speech doesn't mean they're "alive" or "dead"

[icy knot]

Not necessarily

[junior coral]

Only one

At a time anyway

[icy knot]

A user and stand can be entirely separate

[junior coral]

On occasion they can

[icy knot]

Born This Way for example

[junior coral]

that's not a good example but

Automatic remote Stands are still an extension of the user

[icy knot]

Kyo can't even control the damn thing

[long otter]

[junior coral]

Not being in control of it doesn't mean it isn't an extension of that person

[icy knot]

She just opens shit and the motorcycle pops out

[junior coral]

Yeah I don't think that's a good example of your point but fine

[icy knot]

Just because it's an extension of another being doesn't mean it can't have sentience

And be alive

[junior coral]

It isn't alive in that sense though

[icy knot]

And capable of different decisions

[junior coral]

Because it is literally described in canon by Araki as I said, as an extra limb

[icy knot]

Born This Way does its own thing because it was born this way

[minor ore]

Dragon's Dream comes to mind that guy just shit posts irl

[junior coral]

hah

[icy knot]

Like um Green Green Grass of Home is probably another example

But it's user was a baby

3 stands owned by a baby lmao

Also Wonder Of U is a good example

It assumed an entirely separate identity

[minor ore]

Only cause Tooru told it to

[icy knot]

None the less, just because it heeds the words of another, it pulled the feat off with few strings attached

At this point it'd be kinda ridiculous to assume that most stands don't atleast have rudimentary sentience

[junior coral]

Doesn’t make them “Alive” though

They don’t have a life they don’t “live”

[minor ore]

dude honestly

idk

Pucci talking to White Snake is kinda funny

[hoary temple]

well I don't think that means it's alive

like sometimes some ppl talk to their own body parts

[minor ore]

Hello, penis

[icy knot]

Hello, left kidney

[hoary temple]

well not like that

[icy knot]

My stand is that my body parts talk back

Stand Name: Talking Heart

[minor ore]

holy crap

[icy knot]

wh

[kind owl]

@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[heavy ledge]

i stop paying attention once and everyone loses their minds

[zenith blaze]

7k

[icy knot]

Why is jobin so cool

[sonic hollow]

he isnt

[icy knot]

He is the best JoJo Father

[zenith blaze]

He ugly

[sonic hollow]

jobin stupid

[zenith blaze]

Fr

[icy knot]

He is a better father than Joseph

[zenith blaze]

Jobin 🤢

[heavy ledge]

Days without Jobin slander: 0

[icy knot]

Joshu is cringe

They should've killed him

[zenith blaze]

I can’t believe Mitsuba likes him 🤢

[heavy ledge]

Minutes without Joshu slander: 0

[brave geyser]

joshu > the rest of the part

[hard meteor]

dont know about all that

[zenith blaze]

*joshu is god

[ripe kraken]

[hard meteor]

probably put his son in more danger than anyone else tbh

[icy knot]

Jobin spends quality time with his son fighting bad guys

[hard meteor]

W

[icy knot]

Joseph abandoned his son

[ripe kraken]

joshu < the rest of the part

[hard meteor]

he didnt know he had one at first

[heavy ledge]

jobin hurt his own dad to help his son, that makes him the best dad and the worst son

[icy knot]

Shouldn't have cheated

Atleast Jobin was loyal

[ripe kraken]

why are u comparing the two

[hard meteor]

he made smooth brained choices though

[icy knot]

He could've slew mad poon but he didn't because mitsuba is cool

[heavy ledge]

jobin cheated and its canon

[icy knot]

N o

[hard meteor]

yes

[heavy ledge]

yes

[zenith blaze]

Yes

Slam jobin

[minor ore]

with me

[heavy ledge]

also w you

[icy knot]

Jobin Is cool

He is like a gamer

[zenith blaze]

Ew

[icy knot]

Joshu is like a discord mod

[minor ore]

Joshu wouldn't mod a discord

[zenith blaze]

At least joshu wouldn’t kill people

[icy knot]

Joshu not wanting to kill people is what makes him lame

[zenith blaze]

🤢

[heavy ledge]

Seconds without Joshu slander: 0

[icy knot]

Joshu's ability is to turn things into nuts

That's kinda gay if you ask me

[stuck marsh]

He just needs to fix that god awful haircut

[minor ore]

redeems himself by having a hot girlfriend

[zenith blaze]

Jobins ability is to turn people’s body warm🥰🥰🥰

[icy knot]

Who is joshu girlfriend

[heavy ledge]

josuke

[minor ore]

Yasuho

[zenith blaze]

That doesn’t exist?

[hard meteor]

but then yall complain when he tries killing josuke smh,joshu haters flip flopping arguements

[ripe kraken]

they aren’t dating

[icy knot]

Aww that's the worst tragedy of all

[minor ore]

ummmm yes they are????

[ripe kraken]

ummmm no they aren’t?

[icy knot]

Yasuho would've been better off dead

[heavy ledge]

L

[icy knot]

Drop that phone in the toilet

[hard meteor]

massive L

[ripe kraken]

joshu harasses yasuho when she’s obviously uncomfortable how do u see them as a couple ??

[zenith blaze]

When is that?

[icy knot]

Yasuho and Josuke should be together

He's got 4 balls

He is double the man

[ripe kraken]

he assaults yasuho, and near the end tries getting on top of her ??? when she’s obv uncomfortable???

[brave geyser]

when

[zenith blaze]

Panel?

[ripe kraken]

she also just obviously doesn’t like him

[icy knot]

...Joshu makes me cringe

[ripe kraken]

okay one sec

[icy knot]

on God why do they tolerate him

[brave geyser]

and at the end that was because he didn't know how the rokakaka worked

[dreamy rose]

Joshu is Arakis take on the average jojo fan

[minor ore]

it was for the best yknow

[stuck marsh]

She blocked his number

[zenith blaze]

Joshu is innocent

[icy knot]

Honestly I'm kinda bummed king crimson didn't return in part 8

[brave geyser]

^

[icy knot]

Jobin*

[brave geyser]

we got killer queen

[hard meteor]

[icy knot]

for like one panel

And then it died

[brave geyser]

maybe king crimson in part 9

[icy knot]

And we never saw it again

I was honestly Josuke would ass pull the ability to use t w o stands

[hard meteor]

why

[heavy ledge]

.

[icy knot]

Maybe use Locacaca to switch between the two somehow

[hard meteor]

switch between what lol,hes already shown to use both abilities

[heavy ledge]

more like day 130

[icy knot]

Killer Queen touch and go boom

[dreamy rose]

so wait Joshu "innocently" thought Yasuho wanted to slam in a public restroom?

[junior coral]

No sir

[icy knot]

Innocent

[zenith blaze]

Yes

[junior coral]

That’s not innocent

[icy knot]

Very innocent

[dreamy rose]

mixed messages

[junior coral]

By definition it’s not innocent at all

[icy knot]

Joshu is like a child

He acts like an autiste

[brave geyser]

did you read it

[dreamy rose]

I did

[heavy ledge]

well then yes, he did thought that

(why wouldnt u wanna slam in a public restroom tho)

[dreamy rose]

I dont think Joshu is supposed to be like, seen as autistic

[icy knot]

Bruh you guys remember when Josuke found the naked lady in the restroom and started saying the shit about his stand and the wall n shit?

[dreamy rose]

say what

[icy knot]

It never occurred to me until now but that lady probably couldn't see soft and wet

[dreamy rose]

oh you mean the bathroom

[icy knot]

So just kinda watched a guy, flop on the ground and make some strange noise

[minor ore]

Daily reminder

[dreamy rose]

I mean, she was being puppeted by another stand?

so uh, bigger things to worry about ig

[hard meteor]

im pretty sure she saw ojiros stand symbols

[icy knot]

Araki on club penguin

[dreamy rose]

well the symbols were just her wounds changing, right?

[hard meteor]

banger,araki knows whats up

[dreamy rose]

well he could have drawn another

since jojo fans love depictions of themselves

[icy knot]

Wait was the naked lady junk in Kira's bathroom?

Are both versions of Kira demented sex perverts?

[heavy ledge]

have you read jojolion

[hard meteor]

speed reader

[ornate fiber]

Kira of the Sea likes his own hands-

[dreamy rose]

most of that was faked by Ojirou

[hard meteor]

smh too easy

[ornate fiber]

[icy knot]

Yes

[heavy ledge]

no you didnt

[icy knot]

Not all of it

[ornate fiber]

I hate speed reading pls dont brag about how you finished it in two days pls im gonna cry