jojolion

[minor ore]

Who

[heavy ledge]

me

[minor ore]

So then my biggest guess is that Giorno has some form of time ability, which he used for making diavolo die infinitely

[junior coral]

Erina, Giorno’s mom, And Rykiel, Ungalo, and Versus’ mother’s

[white beacon]

Erina, the 4 mothers of the Sons Of DIO

[honest talon]

Heh

[junior coral]

Guess you’ll have to keep watching to find out !!

[heavy field]

So Dio acquired Jonathan's body, thus stealing his dick and balls

[tame plover]

Jonathans parents probably saw his balls as a baby

[heavy field]

and the product of that

[honest talon]

Is this?

[heavy field]

I of course mean joestar cum

[tame plover]

and/or the servants

[minor ore]

And then kakyoin comes in doing what he does with a cherry. Leruliruleruli

[heavy field]

that's a weird way to spell it but yes

[tame plover]

relorelorelo

[minor ore]

Yeah I didn't know how to spell it

[tame plover]

relo relo relo

[junior coral]

Rero rero rero rero

[tame plover]

fuck its r

[heavy field]

Cherry moment

[junior coral]

https://tenor.com/view/rero-rero-jojo-testo-gif-20451250

[heavy field]

well I'll go get lunch I'll be back later

[honest talon]

Seasons 1,2 and 3 part 1 are all far lower rated than the subsequent parts

[minor ore]

Please answer me on this question: what is the ending of part 5? Like why do they open a window in front of Giorno and Polnareff's turtle while some random men are kissing Giorno's hand?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[honest talon]

It just genuinely
gets so much betterrr

[minor ore]

And he has a black jacket

[junior coral]

Dude just watch it man you can’t just expect us to detail you on the whole plot

[white beacon]

It's a traditional mafia thing

[minor ore]

I just need a little hint

[junior coral]

This is more than just asking for spoilers at this point you want us to detail the series for you

The hint is it ends very nicely for the people that make it out

Now get to finishing part 3 so you can witness 4 and 5

🤕

[minor ore]

No I just want to know JoJo without having to spend 2 days watching it

:(

[junior coral]

Mmmm that’s on you then

Not up to us to ruin it for you

There’s some helpful videos on YouTube to ruin the series for you better than we can

[honest talon]

Man I'd kill to have that experience again. New parts?

[minor ore]

IT TAKES SO LONG TO FINISH 😭😭

[junior coral]

Yea really

[honest talon]

That's a good thing

[junior coral]

You’ll want to cherish these moments one day lol

[honest talon]

Back when we complained about how long it was, and didn't appreciate the length

Exactly haha

[white beacon]

It could be worth it, but if you're really in a rush, there's jojowiki.com which details every chapter/episode

[tame plover]

and then we laugh at one piece for being so long

[honest talon]

Tbh I was fully onboard from part 3 though

[minor ore]

Can I skip the second half in part 3 and the entiee part 4?

[honest talon]

of course, it's stupidly long

[junior coral]

No???

[white beacon]

And youtube for people's takes and explanations of it

[tame plover]

what?

[honest talon]

The second half of part 3 is much higher rated

[river thorn]

hm

[junior coral]

If you’re gonna skip ANYTHING don’t do THAT

[white beacon]

There's a lot of episodes you have the choice to skip, but some are mandatory in a way

[honest talon]

This feels like trying to stop someone from committing suicide

[tame plover]

if you will skip anything skip parts 1-6

[junior coral]

Honestly…

[minor ore]

I want to spare the best episodes for last

[junior coral]

?? ?? ??

[minor ore]

Jojocide 😭

[honest talon]

Part 4 is higher rated than part 3 season 2

[junior coral]

Yeah

[tame plover]

Is this a basement watching order?

[junior coral]

Man

[minor ore]

Oh ma god I'm stuck in a loop for some reason. I don't know what to do :(

[junior coral]

Just watch man

[honest talon]

Take a break

or don't take a break

[formal trellis]

This😩

[junior coral]

If it’s such a chore to sit through this series you might as well not watch it at all if you want to skip 70% of it

[honest talon]

^

[formal trellis]

I remember watching Part 1 and being really impressed by it and then I hear most people's opinion on it and I'm like 🤬🤬🤬

[junior coral]

Part 1 got me into JoJo

🤷‍♂️

[honest talon]

Part 3 got me into Jojo tbh

But I don't dislike the first two

[junior coral]

I agree it’s not the best but to call it bad I have to disagree

[formal trellis]

I really appreciated part 2 more during my rewatch

[honest talon]

I think most people think it's "good but far from the best"

[minor ore]

Ok, I will watch JoJo and every episode!

[honest talon]

:)

[junior coral]

Yay!

[honest talon]

[formal trellis]

That's the spirit😎

[minor ore]

MADE IN HEAVEN

[honest talon]

We saved a man today

[formal trellis]

True haha🌷

[honest talon]

Trying to commit spoiler suicide

[tame plover]

yes

I did everything

[minor ore]

Wait

[tame plover]

praise me

[minor ore]

Does this mean they fast forward and skip

[junior coral]

Err

[minor ore]

Wut?

[tame plover]

they just put 2x speed on the videos

[junior coral]

Why you still in this channel

[tame plover]

it would be king crimson if skip

[honest talon]

Shh

[junior coral]

Shh

[minor ore]

Am I involved in this?

[honest talon]

No

[tame plover]

out

[honest talon]

You're free to leave

[minor ore]

Dismissed

[tame plover]

beetch

[minor ore]

Oh ok, thank you guys for saving me

[junior coral]

🙏

Our pleasure

[minor ore]

Thanks, also: Josuke looks like the worst JoJo

[junior coral]

You’ll see!!!!!

[formal trellis]

Yes we agree, out now

😄

[minor ore]

Oh my god, I just said the dumbest thing, and yet you guys didn't snap?

I was being sarcastic, Josuke looks really cool imo

[honest talon]

That was the dumbest thing, but regardless you'd have been proved wrong soon enough

[formal trellis]

Nothing hurts a JoJo enjoyer😎

[minor ore]

Haha that one was very clever my dood

[junior coral]

No doubt no doubt no doubt

[minor ore]

I think your dick length is what hurts the most

(As in long)

[tame plover]

what

im sorry what

[minor ore]

Contrary to some beliefs, having an enormous penis is not all positive!

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[minor ore]

Of course i level up on that

[honest talon]

hehe

[minor ore]

You know i think the bot is doing it on purpose, I've had so many of these

[formal trellis]

😙

[tame plover]

half of mine were like that

[honest talon]

Perhaps a high percentage of your messages are like that then?

[minor ore]

[formal trellis]

If only J0hn knew🤓

[honest talon]

No sir

3 days, 4 hours, 5 minutes and 55 seconds

[junior coral]

Is that 10 or 11 o’clock on Wednesday

My math is atrocious

[honest talon]

Well, it depends on your timezone?

It's 11 EST I think

[junior coral]

That’s what I’m sayin

[honest talon]

Yeah it is 11AM

[junior coral]

I’m thinking it’s 10??

Cause in 5 minutes it’ll be 7am and 3 hours from now it’ll be 10

[honest talon]

But

It's 4 hours, not 3

[junior coral]

Yeah but the 4 becomes a 3 in four minutes

[honest talon]

Um

It doesn't work like that man

[junior coral]

It does though

[honest talon]

No it really doesn't

[junior coral]

Wait!

[minor ore]

No it doesnt!

[junior coral]

I may be stupid!

[minor ore]

Yes

A bit

[junior coral]

Sorry! Facepalming as we speak!

[honest talon]

Only a little

[minor ore]

Dont worry greeny I've fucked up in the same way about like 70% of the times i was waiting for a new chapter

[junior coral]

This is the last time I’ll fuck up the times anyhow 🥲

Since JoJo is fucking over

Also no timeout anymore lets go

[honest talon]

🥲

[junior coral]

Mm

I can’t see the little timer

[honest talon]

No it's there

At two seconds

[junior coral]

Wait huh

Wth

[minor ore]

Don't say that from now. Have hope

[junior coral]

I have lost it all

[minor ore]

We dont know that

[minor ore]

All JoJo fans have a huge dick

[junior coral]

Better to go in thinking JoJo is over so I’m not totally disappointed when there’s no Part 9

[tame plover]

even the woman?

[minor ore]

That is a tactic i guess

[honest talon]

Yeah I see what you mean Zero

[minor ore]

In my opinion attack on titan is better than JoJo

[junior coral]

My mans hasn’t even gotten halfway through the series

[minor ore]

In my opinion balls in your jaw

[honest talon]

I've accepted that, even though I've enjoyed these 8 parts so much and appreciate his work, I'll be disappointed regardless if it ends; so I may as well have hope.

He's just trolling again

[minor ore]

No I'm not

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

Aot is just better

[honest talon]

Trolling in the sense of trying to annoy us

Whether or not you think it's true

[minor ore]

No?

[honest talon]

Besides, a part 3 opinion is disregarded :)

Nah I'm just kidding

Kinda

[minor ore]

The next thing you're going to say:

I like men

[junior coral]

Can we move the trolling to another channel

[honest talon]

I like men, specifically Gyro

[white beacon]

I like men

That much is true

[minor ore]

I like men

[minor ore]

Woah, are you gay?

That's kinda s u s

[kind owl]

@pine schooner, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[tame plover]

it wasnt before

[minor ore]

Woah there, I don't like how you're overestimating my age

😂

[junior coral]

OVER ESTIMATING ??????

If you are younger than 12 I don’t think you should be on discord !!

[honest talon]

Discord TOS

Banned

[junior coral]

Ayo??

I’m talking to them home dog

[heavy ledge]

The fuck is going on here

[honest talon]

Not the "Discussion of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 - Jojolion"

[junior coral]

Nope

[honest talon]

No

[junior coral]

No you do not

Go somewhere else if you wanna ruin the series for yourself

[honest talon]

You've come to the wrong place

[heavy ledge]

Sure. Read here https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Jojolion-chapter-1.html

No problem

[minor ore]

Yeah yeah chill daddy

I was joking and trying to be an idiot, forgive me for my sins

[junior coral]

Mhm

[minor ore]

And by the way: kakyoin sucks

He deserved to die

Relo relo relo

My alarm to wake me up in the morning is just joseph shouting: oh my god, oh shit

[junior coral]

🤨

Mf you making alt accounts just to talk to yourself?

[minor ore]

lol this chat is so dead

smh

[junior coral]

Oh good

[white beacon]

I'm thinknf

[tame plover]

Mmm

[white beacon]

About abbacchio and kyo(i know it's kei)

[tame plover]

if you know it’s Kei say Kei

[white beacon]

And how they both died after providing a way against the enemy

But that way was sidelined for something else that was introduced shortly after

[tame plover]

Wait did Key help when she died

I know she helped “fight” a bit but I don’t remember well the details

[white beacon]

Prove that wou would be harmed against automatic stands

[tame plover]

Oh yea

And that never came up again since she is the only automatic stand user

In the main gang

[white beacon]

Yeah

[heavy ledge]

She delivered the phone to josuke too

[white beacon]

Everyone really thought Dolomite would make a return of the comeback and he should've honestly

[honest talon]

?? How would he

[heavy ledge]

Then he could get thru yasuho and the go beyond blah lah

[honest talon]

Idk about "main gang"

[tame plover]

Shh

[minor ore]

What? No it didn't work. She tried to attack, Josuke's bubble hit the head doctor and then she died. That doesn't mean automatic attacks work against the head doctor

It means the bubbles can surpass calamity, and kei needed to give the phone to josuke, so she sacrificed herself to weaken WoU

[heavy ledge]

This is a nice story that teaches us the importance of communication

The end

[white beacon]

Going Underground froze the bubbles and sent them towards WoU

[tame plover]

born this way

[mystic finch]

Aakh wtf abbachio didnt help anything by making diavolo face

[minor ore]

This is a story about how I discovered my addiction to seeing sailors fighting rocks

[heavy ledge]

Wrong chat

[heavy ledge]

This is a story about how I discovered my addiction to seeing sailors

[mystic finch]

omg i realised something

in end of jojolion josuke will be going to jail becuse he is still criminal

[dire furnace]

Josuke is wearing the clothes of a dead man

[heavy ledge]

[mystic finch]

And yasuho will go with him

And they will have kid in the jail

[honest talon]

Knowing Araki...

He does like jails

[mystic finch]

That kid will be next part protagonist

[dire furnace]

so you're telling me the jojo with string powers ends up in prison ? what a crazy original idea !!

[honest talon]

And then there's AU Jolyne!

[mystic finch]

And thats tottaly reference to emporio

Oh yeah its all coming together

[dire furnace]

new universe emporio is born with Weather Report

but all it can do is make tiny clouds

[tame plover]

Emporio's stand would be Emporio

[minor ore]

This is a story about my addiction

[honest talon]

This is a story

[tame plover]

This is

[dire furnace]

this is a story about how i discovered and destroyed the fruit mafia

part 5 is the fruity mafia , part 8 is the fruit mafia

[heavy ledge]

It is a story about how companies make profit at the cost of our health

[minor ore]

"This is a story about how my life gained meaning, after seeing Mamezuku-san"
-Josuke Higashikata

[dire furnace]

and then he died

[honest talon]

I love Mamezuku

Best boy in Jojolion after Josuke

[minor ore]

Part 9 is a story about Josuke battling his depression after the WoU arc

[tame plover]

This is a story of how I questioned my sexuality after seeing Dr. Kira

[minor ore]

This is a story about racist people being in charge of big pharma

[heavy ledge]

I did question my sexualiry after seeing dr kira

[dire furnace]

ofc Josuke would be depressed he's half Jotaro

[honest talon]

Who do you guys think are the best characters in Jojolion?

Top 3?

[tame plover]

Dr. Kira

[heavy ledge]

Me

[dire furnace]

Joshu

Yasuho

[tame plover]

Holly

[dire furnace]

Josuke

[tame plover]

Damo

[heavy ledge]

Josefumi

[minor ore]

Josuke, Yasuho, Rai

[inland nebula]

bruh y did I not know this

[honest talon]

lol

[minor ore]

Yup

[heavy ledge]

You are three weeks late

[tame plover]

Yes

[inland nebula]

ngl kinda sad it's the direct continuation of jojolion, it's my least favorite part but a new part is always something to look into

[hard meteor]

yeah that part called jojomama is gonna be real neat

[tame plover]

Yes sir-e

It’s going to be really fun

[hard meteor]

mhm

[minor ore]

Its neat that Araki will continue the theme of motherhood from part 8

[inland nebula]

I'm thinking the jojo might be a mother because of the title idk

[minor ore]

Yeah probably the child of josuke and yasuho, who is going to deal with yasuho mostly and have mommy issues

[inland nebula]

milf?

[minor ore]

Yeah

[formal trellis]

best part is Joshu being the main character of part 9😍

[heavy ledge]

[minor ore]

Nah thats mistranslation

Hes going to be a mentor tho

[formal trellis]

😩😩

[inland nebula]

who's the jobro gonna be? a daddy??

[minor ore]

No no

[heavy ledge]

Imagine being good at drawing

[nocturne whale]

Not funny

[pure charm]

My wife

[minor ore]

https://countingdownto.com/?c=3769523

Made a countdown

[inland nebula]

wdym not funny

[minor ore]

pain 3 days left

[inland nebula]

countdown to what

[minor ore]

to 110

[honest talon]

Time to... stare at the countdown

[minor ore]

Stare at it, and weep

[pure charm]

Time to not stare at the countdown

[neon moss]

Damn, Mamezuku is so cool~

[vale widget]

I haven't read Jojolion yet and I'm confused on how Josuke from part 4 has the same exact name as josuke8

[brave geyser]

read it and you will understand

[neon moss]

Yep

[tame plover]

its just a name

[neon moss]

He has nothing to do with Josuke from part 4

Josuke is just a really cool name

[heavy field]

Isn't there a difference in the kanji or something?

[brave geyser]

yeah why have a lame name when you could have a cool name like josuke

[vale widget]

can understand

[neon moss]

very true

[neon moss]

I think there is

[vale widget]

you could even have a number in your name!!!

[neon moss]

His name has probably the same pronounciation, but a different meaning

At least that's how I got it

"Diamond is Unbreakable's Higashikata Josuke, written in Japanese as. So his name can be interpreted as Cane Helper, which is an allusion of how he is always willing to help the others and his city, and also the scene where he helps Old Joseph after his cane breaks."

But I might be mistaken, so please, don't throw rocks at me

[minor ore]

Yeah that's right

But Jousuke and Josuke are different

Different kanji

[heavy field]

yes

that's what I was thinking

[pure charm]

No they aren't

[minor ore]

Yes they are

[pure charm]

Nope

[minor ore]

Top-> part 4 josuke
Bottom-> part 8 josuke

[pure charm]

Same thing

[minor ore]

Ok potat0

[pure charm]

Ok J0hnM1

[heavy field]

same thing but written differently

[pure charm]

No

[heavy field]

that's what we meant

oh come on dude

[pure charm]

It's the same

[heavy field]

yes but it's written diferently

[pure charm]

No

[minor ore]

Potat0 just stop boy i know youre messing with these poor souls

[heavy field]

can you read

are you in possession of eyes

[pure charm]

It's so funny

[heavy field]

w

[pure charm]

Yes

It's the same

[heavy field]

apparently not

[pure charm]

Cap

[light swift]

Why do ppl keep coming in here asking for spoilers

[kind owl]

@light swift, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[heavy field]

nah

looks like someone failed first grade

[pure charm]

It's the same

[light swift]

Whats the same

[heavy field]

but written slightly differently

[pure charm]

The words in those pictures

[pure charm]

No

[mystic finch]

So they dont waste thier time on reading long ass stories they aare productive

[pure charm]

Yeah drop one piece

[heavy field]

they mean the same but they are written differently

[pure charm]

No

[proper apex]

When will the last chapter drop?

[hard meteor]

cause they're dumb

[pure charm]

After a few days

[light swift]

Are you talking about josuke part 4 and part 8 josuke?

[pure charm]

Yeah

[heavy field]

that is one of the worst ways of trolling I've ever seen

[proper apex]

I need to catch up

[light swift]

How the peck are they the same

[heavy field]

step up your game potat0

[pure charm]

They are

[light swift]

18th iirc

Can you explain how they’re the same

[pure charm]

Women problems

[heavy field]

they failed first grade I guess

[mystic finch]

Yes i want be productive i will not watch part 6 anime i already know the story its waste of time. I could use my time be productive and rewatch one piece.

[heavy field]

ironic

[pure charm]

You're on the half way point!

[light swift]

One story at a time you dummy. Finish one piece then continue jojo

So you can enjoy both fully

[heavy field]

yes

[pure charm]

No

Drop both

Watch Evangelion

[light swift]

Yeah drop both and read beserk

NO

[pure charm]

YES

[mystic finch]

Wtf i cant read last chapter jojolion until i finish one piece

[heavy field]

should they start the Super Mario Brother's Super Show?

[pure charm]

No it's ass

Start beastars

[light swift]

Potaro.

[pure charm]

Agent.

[heavy field]

like you

[light swift]

Super Mario super show is the best Mario show ever

[pure charm]

Mid

[light swift]

Best Netflix show evar

[pure charm]

Gokuy solos

High diff

[light swift]

Oh yeah beastars is good

And dorohedoro

[pure charm]

I hate my keyboard

[heavy field]

what the fuck are you talking about lmao

[pure charm]

I have actually read dorohedoro

It's really good

[pure charm]

Naruto solos

Mario isn't even boundless smh

[heavy field]

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[pure charm]

I will scale Naruto until boundless

[brave geyser]

you don't even have to just wait for boruto to finish with some literal god that can do anything

[minor ore]

Chapter 110 has around 50 pages

[pure charm]

Cap

[mystic finch]

1/4 of a volume

[pure charm]

Fever dream

[proper apex]

Is the gps thingy yasuho's?

[hard meteor]

real

[heavy field]

yes

[hard meteor]

💪

[heavy field]

yep

[proper apex]

Ohh

[heavy field]

the pink one right?

paisley park

[hard meteor]

yes

[heavy field]

yeah

[pure charm]

The colored one?

The one that has colors?

[mystic finch]

Yes First 50 pages will have colors

In new chapter

[pure charm]

(real)

[heavy field]

get real

[mystic finch]

Yes thats the pink one like u can see there

[proper apex]

I should watch the rohan ova

Is she like the Jotaro of this universe

[fossil fractal]

Araki is old

He might retire

[heavy field]

he doesn't seem like it. He definitely needs a break tho

[proper apex]

How old was Araki when he started jojo?

[fossil fractal]

He's gonna take a break after finishing part 8 regardless

[hard meteor]

Late or mid 20s

[proper apex]

Jousuke a fusion of kira and some othe guy right?

[hard meteor]

And yeah he’s definitely taking a break after this that much is proven

[fossil fractal]

josefumi kujo

[proper apex]

Ye

Even if Araki retires, he will be known as a legend

His art is just fuckin amazing

[ruby river]

Jjl doesn’t seem to be the conclusion of the SBR universe, or at least for now

Though honestly I’d be satisfied regardless, Araki deserves some break

[proper apex]

If part 9 is going to happen, who do u guys think the jojo will be

[kind owl]

@weary basin, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[brave geyser]

joe mama

[proper apex]

What if like Shizuka from part 4

[brave geyser]

she doesn't even exist

[proper apex]

Pain

She might

In part 9

If there is

[brave geyser]

but then it would have to be old universe

[proper apex]

She doesnt have joestar blood, in the previous universe

[brave geyser]

^

[fossil fractal]

jolyne reincarnated?

[minor ore]

Or its going to be fumi

[ruby river]

We’ll see, I’m pretty sure that the name reference parallels might not be a thing for the jojo of part 9 if it ever arrives

[fossil fractal]

Irene

[brave geyser]

wait

i figured it out

guys the part 9 protagonist

will be

[fossil fractal]

?

[minor ore]

Yee

[fossil fractal]

the part 8 protagonist

[brave geyser]

Qtaro

[minor ore]

No

[fossil fractal]

Qtaro

[brave geyser]

Qtaro Qstar

QQ

[fossil fractal]

Where is the jo in that name

It's JoJo's bizarre adventure not QQ's bizarre adventure

josuke4 or josuke8?

[ruby river]

What would part 9 even be about, i mean it’s most would be a conclusion to the series

[fossil fractal]

People in the Steel ball run universe couldn't find the jo in Higashikata

[mystic finch]

Part 9 will have pirates

[ruby river]

Yee haw SBR prequel with pirates

[fossil fractal]

Nah i was kidding lol

They probably never realized it

the "suke" is supposed to be able to be pronounced as "Jo"

[wooden sandal]

Is part 4 josuke related at all to part 8 Josuke or nah

[fossil fractal]

So JoJo higashikata

[fossil fractal]

No

[hard meteor]

Nope

[wooden sandal]

Cuz of the universe reset

[hard meteor]

Two different people

[wooden sandal]

Oh dang

[fossil fractal]

Well he is related, but not in the story

josuke8's namesake is josuke in part 4

[ruby river]

Universe reset isn’t related to SBR universe, technically part 7 and 8 are independent stories with references to the OG saga

[hard meteor]

Yes

[wooden sandal]

Bruh actually

[ruby river]

mhm, the story concluded in part 6

[wooden sandal]

So the og bloodline kinda ends in part 6

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[brave geyser]

then we get mr bug bite fetish

[wooden sandal]

Lol I really thought it was a continuation

[ruby river]

We all did

[wooden sandal]

And part 7 and 8 aren’t really linked together are they

[ruby river]

But it’s not and honestly I think it’s even better regardless

[ruby river]

No they are closely tied together

[tame plover]

7-8 are bassicly jojo rebooted

[ruby river]

that ^

[wooden sandal]

Ight imma stop spoiling stuff for myself lmao

[ruby river]

Well basically JJL is happening in the SBR universe, if that makes sense

[kind owl]

@ruby river, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[wooden sandal]

Yeah so it’s still canon

[tame plover]

To it’s continuity

[ruby river]

it is, just view part 1-6 and part 7-8 as two different stories

the definition of canon is vague

[wooden sandal]

It’d be amazing if araki somehow makes and alternate version of giorno

[kind owl]

@wooden sandal, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[wooden sandal]

Like Diego’s son or something

[fossil fractal]

The only way he'd get that son is by the no no probably

[wooden sandal]

Lmao U right

[ruby river]

Well it’s not an alternate version, more like a completely different character with his name

[wooden sandal]

Bruh what 😂

[ruby river]

and with few parallels

[fossil fractal]

My instincts tell me dio is a virgin

[ruby river]

also I doubt Diego even had children???

[hard meteor]

He died fairly young

[fossil fractal]

He only married with that widow to get her money right?

it's a rumour tho

[ruby river]

he is unless he actually uh, romanced that widow

[wooden sandal]

Idk with araki there’s always a chance

[fossil fractal]

Dude has a wrinkle fetish or smth?

[dire furnace]

Diego could've had some bastards

[wooden sandal]

He never ceases to surprise the fan base

[mystic finch]

What if they had kid

[hard meteor]

Very slim chance

[mystic finch]

By doing no no

[fossil fractal]

That's just sad

Idk what to say

[hard meteor]

That woman was like 80 lol

[fossil fractal]

It's just sad

And especially for that woman

[dire furnace]

the older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

[hard meteor]

[fossil fractal]

[pure charm]

Fish want me

[dire furnace]

women fear me

[ruby river]

[pure charm]

They don't want me

[dire furnace]

they dont want me 😢

[pure charm]

I'm into fish

[dire furnace]

im into men

[pure charm]

Proof?

[dire furnace]

im a man , i have bones inside me. pretty gay stuff.

[pure charm]

Best panel

[hard meteor]

True

[pure charm]

Want another bone inside you?

[dire furnace]

[pure charm]

Is that a yes

[minor ore]

Beautiful

[pure charm]

Booba

[minor ore]

stone mask again tho

[pure charm]

I think it's a reference to beastars

[minor ore]

[brave geyser]

😠

[unique barn]

johny died?

[fossil fractal]

He died

[steep cradle]

Yea he did die

:'((((

[unique barn]

:(

[fossil fractal]

He did the caesar challenge

[crisp vigil]

jojolion takes place in 2011 ofc he’s gonna die at some point

[steep cradle]

Johnny cant catch a break

[crisp vigil]

nobody lives that long

[steep cradle]

??

He died kinda young tho right?

[crisp vigil]

just

don’t spoil it for yourself, even if you don’t care >:(

[steep cradle]

???

[crisp vigil]

worsens the experience when you do get to that point in the story

[steep cradle]

I read jojolion

[crisp vigil]

not talking to you

[steep cradle]

Oh sqwz?

Too late for that

[crisp vigil]

[noble edge]

Breh

[steep cradle]

[proper apex]

2012 right?

[steep cradle]

Ooooh

So pretty

[crisp vigil]

i’ll never understand why jonathan has caesar’s headband

now joseph is forced to wear the goggles forever

[steep cradle]

Oh thats Jonathan w the headband?

[pure charm]

Guys what's your thought on animal porn

[crisp vigil]

yes

[steep cradle]

I thought it was the other way around

Yea makes no damn sense

[proper apex]

NO, JUST NO

[steep cradle]

When did joseph wear goggles in the og manga?

Ion remember that

[crisp vigil]

maybe when he piloted the plane

[proper apex]

Ohh

So this was the time part 1 anime came out

[steep cradle]

Well

[fossil fractal]

HUH HUH HUH HUH

[steep cradle]

Whoops

[ruby river]

araki just likes picturing jonathan with pilot goggles

[steep cradle]

[steep cradle]

For the drip

[ruby river]

thats pretty much it

thats pretty his vision of jonathan now

[ruby river]

mostly cause he doesnt have any destinctive feature on his head making him blend in

[steep cradle]

Yea

[ruby river]

like jotaros hat or josephs headband

[steep cradle]

The thing is

He could've just drawn joseph w a headband

Why the switcharoo

[steep cradle]

[junior coral]

I love it when he talks about his characters like they really exist

“Are you okay Yasuho? I’m a bit concerned”

[steep cradle]

Is girle ok tho?

[ruby river]

i-

[fossil fractal]

I speedwagon

[crisp vigil]

funny

[steep cradle]

[pure charm]

YES YES

[teal widget]

No more jojolion in 3 days

[proper apex]

I dont trust Joshuuuuuuuu

[steep cradle]

</3

[barren bough]

has there been anymore information released on the newest JJL chapter?

[crisp vigil]

just wait

[dire furnace]

"are we comrades"

[ornate fiber]

Okay I think amma read the first JJL chapter today.

Time I started it.

[junior coral]

All we know is the cover page, ultra jump cover, and that there will be no JoJo chapter in the next issue

[barren bough]

aight

[pale sentinel]

so there wont be any in the september release?

[junior coral]

Nope

[pale sentinel]

damn

[pure charm]

Joshu fucking sucks

[pale sentinel]

joshu grows on you in little ways

[mystic finch]

That means chapter 111 is in October

[junior coral]

No he don’t

[molten crane]

I made a video about a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjG_IaR50Qw

[kind owl]

@molten crane, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[junior coral]

The answer better be yes

[pure charm]

I think Jojo is a asspull

[pale sentinel]

its not starfinger levels

but its up there

[pure charm]

He sucks ass

[junior coral]

No, as in, he won’t grow on you

[hard meteor]

yes

plunder>>>>>>>>>>>>

[junior coral]

Some of these people are delusional

[pure charm]

Who's Jojo anyway

[molten crane]

the mama

[pure charm]

He's a horrible person

[junior coral]

You don’t gotta tell me twice

[dire furnace]

JOJODOSS DOES IT AGAIN

[kind owl]

@dire furnace, Your Stand Rank is now level 15 !

[tame wasp]

I just caught up on jojolion

It’s so good

[pure charm]

I'm anime only

[dire furnace]

i think it was an asspull that makes sense if you take a step back and squint really hard

[tame wasp]

Ur missin out

[pure charm]

Cap

[tame wasp]

7 and 8 are the best 2 parts

[dire furnace]

oh ? you're anime only ? name every anime

[worldly mica]

Part 8 kinda crap

[pure charm]

Best parts are 3

Part 3 is the best part

[tame wasp]

It’s my favorite….

Nah

[hard meteor]

best part is 1

[dire furnace]

best part is Boah

[pure charm]

It's my favorite....

[pure charm]

Amazing part

10/10

[tame wasp]

lol

[pale sentinel]

okay that phone thing i really cant tell if thats go beyond or thats just araki not knowing what he wanted to do with the ability yet

[pure charm]

Araki knows what he's doing

[pale sentinel]

because at the start he could only shoot one bubble from his shoulder

the stand only got its physical from durning fun fun fun

[ornate fiber]

Oh my God they have iPhones in Jojolion!?

[pale sentinel]

yea its in 2011

[ornate fiber]

Wow okay I’m gonna keep reading 😭

[pale sentinel]

one of my favorite stands has to deal with technology in a sense

[pure charm]

My favorite stand is star platinum

Because it's revealed in my favorite part

[junior coral]

Really man

[pure charm]

https://c.tenor.com/kOgqcmPoHC0AAAAM/ulti-bored.gif

[ornate fiber]

this is so cursed she really saw the 4 things

[pure charm]

Yes

[junior coral]

😬

[pure charm]

What?

[fringe pawn]

jojolion ending got leaked?

[pure charm]

Yes

[fringe pawn]

._.

so should i stay out of this channel if i dont want to be spoiled?

[pure charm]

No

[junior coral]

It wasn’t leaked

[minor ore]

Yes, Karera returns and is revealed to be the descendant of the Guardrail user, which is Flashback Man

[pure charm]

Yes

[hard meteor]

araki also announces in the final page hes retiring

the final spread reads "cope"

[ornate fiber]

Dear Lord. Soft and Wet is terrifying.

[fringe pawn]

[pure charm]

Soft and wet becomes dry at the final chapter

[pale sentinel]

fumi is actually just jesus in disguise

[pure charm]

Who's fumi

[dire furnace]

Fumi

[junior coral]

Why are you in the Part 8 channel if you’re not caught up

😐

[hard meteor]

fumi

[pure charm]

Because

I am caught up

[junior coral]

🤓

[pale sentinel]

then you would know who fumi is

[pure charm]

I know who fumi is!

The fact that people actually believe that I'm not caught up

[mystic finch]

Lie

[pure charm]

Shut up commoner

[mystic finch]

No one knows who fumi is

Then how u know

[pure charm]

I'm nate

[mystic finch]

Whaaaaa----28+_:(

[pure charm]

!!?!2)#!$

[ornate fiber]

Ah I have a question but please don’t spoil too far.

When did these rock earthquakes appear? Like were they very recent?

I’m not very sure about the timing of the story still.

[minor ore]

2011

[ornate fiber]

No I know but like how recent are the rock earthquakes

A week? A month?

[main prawn]

Must have been a few months probably

[ornate fiber]

Months? Oh alright that makes sense. Thank you!

[pale sentinel]

||otherwise vitamin C and Killer queen doesnt make much sense||

dont open up that spoiler smores

[young meteor]

I don't get it

[minor ore]

What do you mean the fusion of Dio and Kira doesn’t make any sense?

[pale sentinel]

||after they eat the rokakaka they are suddenly caved in by the tsunami or did i read that wrong||

[young meteor]

No, I just don't get why you said it doesn't make sense

[young meteor]

Also, I just can't remember this part. Been awhile since I read old chapters

[tame plover]

bruh

[young meteor]

I'm just dumb, forgive me

[ruby river]

yes well the wall eyes are pretty recent but the earthquakes happened since a very long time most likely

[tame plover]

there was no tsunami

[pale sentinel]

i guess i misread that part, i thought the storm was happening right then and there

[hard meteor]

happened months ago in the story

[tame plover]

Josefumi feeds kira, earthquake happens while they are fusing and josuke is stuck under the wall eyes

[kind owl]

@tame plover, Your Stand Rank is now level 32 !

[ruby river]

||it was an earthquake that caused the wall eyes to emerge||

[pale sentinel]

yea thats what i thought it was something along those lines. tsunamis are caused by earthquakes

[ruby river]

by earthquakes miles away from land

[ornate fiber]

Thank you!!

[main prawn]

I'm finally caught up with JoJo

phew

[light swift]

Read the side stories fool

[tame plover]

read dmq and watch/read thus spoke

[pure charm]

Read berserk

[hard meteor]

^

[minor ore]

Metal can you link me in private chat the early scans of last chapter

[hard meteor]

what private chat

i dont even get the scans early

[mystic finch]

Cmon metal we all know you are araki's editor

[minor ore]

I have the scans right here

he has physical copy of last chapter

[junior coral]

Who does

[pure charm]

@minor ore

[kind owl]

@pure charm, Your Stand Rank is now level 18 !

[ornate fiber]

Josuke is such a funny and dark character I didn’t expect him to be like that, the fandom characterises him as stupid 24/7 and it’s totally the opposite omg

[light swift]

WoU falls down the elevator shaft in a alternate universe

[minor ore]

truly unfortunate circumstance

EVERYONE

i got to THE panel

[flint blaze]

Bruh

[minor ore]

HELPPPP MEEEEE

i passed out at the sight of this panel

i began to roll in my grave

[pale sentinel]

there is no helping you now

[minor ore]

the things inside the grave jousuke

they are rolling

im literally

[pure charm]

What them shoes

[minor ore]

😍

[minor ore]

ill lick his shoes clean

[pure charm]

Wait are these air force 1s

[minor ore]

guys

i literally have every single

panel of tooru saved to my phone

[pure charm]

Hoes ain't shit

[light swift]

rock simp

rock fucker

[minor ore]

i have every single panel

im only on chapter 98

[pure charm]

Sad

[minor ore]

its my motivation

sometimes i have a bad day but then i remember that i can just save more pictures of tooru

[pure charm]

Sad

[minor ore]

i just saved another one

[pure charm]

^

[junior coral]

I kinda wish there were leaks

[minor ore]

i need him

[supple sierra]

does anyone else think that the ireneverse is canon to sbr and jojolion

[junior coral]

It’s too much waiting!!

[junior coral]

It’s 100% not

[pure charm]

No leaks I guees because it's the final chapter

[minor ore]

i need more panels

[supple sierra]

it could be

[minor ore]

of tooru

[pure charm]

NO

no tooru

[minor ore]

i have to read more jojolion

for tooru

[pure charm]

Good motivation

[dire furnace]

Tooru is mid

[minor ore]

i have every single panel of tooru saved to my phone

even if its just his head or his legs

[crisp vigil]

bruh

[minor ore]

its inside of my phone

[pure charm]

Sad human being

[minor ore]

no

[dire furnace]

i have every single panel of a goat man

[junior coral]

No it literally couldn't be

The family trees don't match, and Made in Heaven did not change history

[minor ore]

im not a sad human being, im ascending because of tooru

[hard meteor]

this confirms it isnt,irene and jotaro arent listed anywhere in the family tree,proving its not the same universe

[junior coral]

The only thing that's different about the Ireneverse is that Pucci is erased from existence

[pure charm]

You're a incel

[dire furnace]

Kira is Jotaro

[minor ore]

how am i an incel

[junior coral]

Yeah but Kira doesn't have a kid named Irene because Kira fucking dies

[minor ore]

i just have every single panel of tooru

[pure charm]

Do something better with your life

[pale sentinel]

but what if... kira is jotaro !?

[minor ore]

i do it because i love tooru

[dire furnace]

how do you know , Kira could have a bastard somewhere.

[pure charm]

Too much love

[minor ore]

no

[hard meteor]

wouldnt matter because he doesnt have a daughter

[minor ore]

im achieving heaven because of my collection of every single panel

[junior coral]

He doesn't have a bastard because Irene is close to her father

Jesus christ

[minor ore]

when jojolion is complete and i have every single panel of tooru

i will achieve heaven

[dire furnace]

wait what are we talking about

Irene doesnt exist

[junior coral]

No shit

[pure charm]

Probably a troll

[dire furnace]

then what's the topic

Kira is AU Jotaro

[pure charm]

Me

[minor ore]

TOORU

[pure charm]

I'm the topic

[junior coral]

Someone asked if the Ireneverse could be canon to the SBRverse and I said it 100% is not

[minor ore]

i was a hardcore rai simp but now i cant stop screenshotting tooru

[dire furnace]

its not

[minor ore]

my hands compell me to screenshot tooru

[dire furnace]

Irene verse is the original universe with a band aid put on it

[minor ore]

i cant stop doing it

i need tooru

[junior coral]

Yep!

[minor ore]

when i complete tooru collection i can rest easily

[mystic finch]

@minor ore there is hot tooru panel in chapter 99

[dire furnace]

Irene verse is universe 1.5 , Puccis verse is 2 and og verse is 1

SBR is 0 cause its the base

[minor ore]

RLLY???

wait let me see i gotta speedrun this chapter

[mystic finch]

No speedrun not allowed

[junior coral]

that too

[minor ore]

im reading at a fast pace

to achieve tooru panel

[pure charm]

@minor ore there's a really hot tooru panel in chapter 108

[junior coral]

SBRverse is the base universe of another multiverse, has no connection to the original continuity

[minor ore]

OMG RLLY?? I GOTTA READ JOJOLION

[junior coral]

Smart thinking

[pure charm]

Chapter 107 too!

[junior coral]

You are a Tooru fan but you haven't read JoJolion?

[dire furnace]

the multiverse is infinite universes

[minor ore]

read jojolion faster*

[dire furnace]

its the same multiverse

[junior coral]

Nope

[dire furnace]

???

[junior coral]

SBRverse is the base

[dire furnace]

yeah

[pure charm]

It's just a different story

[junior coral]

An infinite amount of universes doesn't mean every possible universe. There are an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2, but none of them are 3

I hope that helps

[dire furnace]

oh

so what the fuck is eyes of heaven

[junior coral]

If SBRverse is the base and every universe around it is similar to it then the og continuity can't be part of its multiverse

[minor ore]

eyes of heaven funny universe

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[junior coral]

Eyes of Heaven is not canon in the slightest

[minor ore]

OMG

[junior coral]

So don't worry about it

[minor ore]

IM LITERALLY THE COLOR OF TOORUS PANTS!!!

GUYS IM LITERALLY TOORU COLOR PANTS

IM FREAKING OUT

HOIW DOID THEY KN OER

[dire furnace]

Part 9 never.

[minor ore]

IOWEKMWNMJHDAHNDAFRKAING

[dire furnace]

cope

[pure charm]

Piss pants

[dire furnace]

doin ya mom

d-d-doin ya mom

[minor ore]

wait

[dire furnace]

doin ya mom

[minor ore]

i gotta make a compliation of all tooru panels

[dire furnace]

doin ya mom

ya mom

[minor ore]

making everything in my room tooru is my next goal

[dire furnace]

im doin ya mom

[junior coral]

I'm not a Part 9 Never fan but I have little faith that it's going to happen

[minor ore]

im gonna plaster every furniture with pictures of tooru

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-cope-harder-owned-bussin-cheese-burger-gif-21446979

[minor ore]

i need tooru

[hard meteor]

part 9 isnt even confirmed lmao

[dire furnace]

cope

[minor ore]

idc about part 9 i will only care if we get a picture of tooru

[junior coral]

We got a funny guy in the channel today

[pure charm]

Tooru is in part 9

[minor ore]

if part 9 has a single picture of tooru at the last chapter ill read all of it

[dire furnace]

part 9 never

[minor ore]

whatever it takes to see tooru

[pure charm]

Tooru is in every part

[minor ore]

tooru is in every part

hes just in the shadows

[dire furnace]

every rock is tooru

[minor ore]

he got d4c and then when part 8 happened he lost d4c

[dire furnace]

Tooru killed Johnny

doin ya mom

[minor ore]

tooru is watching over us all

[dire furnace]

[smoky anchor]

upshut upshut

[minor ore]

why is there no tooru emojis

[dire furnace]

doin ya mom

[minor ore]

wait

i gotta make a tooru emoji

[dire furnace]

doin ya mom

d-d-doin ya mom

[hard meteor]

"part 9 HAS to exist araki HAS to write it no matter what"

[pale sentinel]

TRU

[minor ore]

im the color of toorus pants in the unofficial manga coloring of jojo's bizarre adventure part 8: jojolion

[dire furnace]

pisspants

[minor ore]

im ascending because of my name color

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-hayato-gif-17735559

[dire furnace]

no