jojolion

[tame plover]

yes but how does he kill valentine while running away. Also valentine can also “teleport”

It lasts like 1 second so king crimson

[round rune]

You be forgetting goku can shoot lasers at near speed of light

He doesnt need to get close to damage valentine

[paper quail]

He's saying Goku could dodge all the calamities but that's only at first eventually Goku will grow tired and the calamities will kill him. Even if he kills Tooru it won't stop and Goku has no higher dimensional abilities to counter it like Go Beyond or GER.

[round rune]

Love train is the only issue

[tame plover]

pulls out love train

[round rune]

And I was saying without love train. If you scroll further up I said with love train, yeah. without it. No

[flint blaze]

You can manipulate time while still being a 3d being(though I disagree with ger's ability being simplified to time manipulation)

[round rune]

Current manga goku can use Ultra instinct in his base form, so that tiredness gets extended from minutes to days 😔

[paper quail]

Doesn't matter how long he can last. He can't keep it up forever.

Calamities will eventually kill him.

[flint blaze]

Yeah Goku would need to be able to negate probability manipulation in order to defeat Tooru, which I don't think he can do

[round rune]

We all know how it would go down though, Goku runs away after getting beat then undergoes training and comes back and he can someone defeat anyone

[tame plover]

If it’s Goku vz Tooru than goku wins but if it’s Goku vz WoU, WoU wins or stalemates (if we are saying it’s calamities get to a cosmic point)

[round rune]

It happens every time in the dragon ball super manga

[paper quail]

GER's ability alters Time/Space as a whole so I agree it's not as simple as time manip.

[hearty ruin]

Hi

[worthy heron]

Wassup

[tame plover]

Ello

[worthy heron]

@hearty ruin fucken FIRE Jack o banner

[hardy trench]

storm do you remember what happened when a plane went for yasuho?

[tame plover]

a piece of metal of the plane flew off and wrecked half of the higashikata house?

[sage crag]

let me commit die

[hardy trench]

do we know why it didnt hit yasuho?

because it was aiming for it right

[tame plover]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

[winter spade]

It’s just a rite of passage to have colored lipstick at this point

[paper quail]

it was going ot hit Yasuho but then Tooru changed the order of the calamity

[kind owl]

@paper quail, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[barren marten]

yooo lucy in color

[tame plover]

I think she just avoided it somehow?

[hardy trench]

because Im not sure if calamities are dodgable

[tame plover]

oh alr

[hardy trench]

if so, goku would win

[tame plover]

But wasnt she the first in order?

[barren marten]

lucy vs goku

[winter spade]

The calamity was interrupted by Tooru being hit by go beyond

[hardy trench]

oooh yeah

[barren marten]

who would win

[hardy trench]

well lucy died to a piece of metal soo

[tame plover]

oh yea

[paper quail]

Bro, again, how long can Goku dodge until he becomes tired? Even after death it will still continue. Goku can't stop it.

[winter spade]

Since the bubble launched him upwards, the calamity redirected the plane door away from him, therefore missing Yasuho

[barren marten]

lucy will win because she learned the sandal technique from fumi

[hardy trench]

yeah but if he can dodge it, he could easily get to tooru

[barren marten]

ez win for lucy

[hardy trench]

and I just dont think those calamities are fast enough

[hearty ruin]

Thx

[paper quail]

Okay and? Both die. WoU still defeats Goku.

[hardy trench]

goku would still have beaten wou, so it would win

[barren marten]

yeah thundermcqueen would also win because he can kill himself

[hardy trench]

nope

[paper quail]

No, Goku would beat Tooru and then die to WoU.

WoU would win.

[hardy trench]

that might be true, but he would still beat tooru

which was the original battle

In the anime, seemingly due to his natural access to godly ki, his Saiyan Power was especially potent, letting him seemingly never get tired from how fast he would recover.

so he cant even get tired, which would mean he could potentially dodge wou forever

IF he could dodge it

[barren marten]

white album vs goku

[minor ore]

But is he ever laying an attack on tooru?

Both Josuke and Rai were at point blank range and the attacks missed

[paper quail]

if WoU even allows him to get near Tooru btw

[barren marten]

blackmore vs goku WHILE ITS RAINING

[hardy trench]

but goku could be fast enough

and thats the question, is being fast enough a way to dodge calamities

[paper quail]

@barren marten pretty sure Goku would kill himself before he even realized what was going on lmao

[hardy trench]

we dont know if calamities are inevitable, as we have never seen anyone dodge them

[minor ore]

It doesn’t matter how fast he is, he’s not touching him

[barren marten]

goku vs pocoloco

[hardy trench]

why

[paper quail]

Yeah the only reason Josuke even damaged Tooru was because of Go Beyond

[hardy trench]

true

[barren marten]

goku vs shigechi

[winter spade]

Calamities come in a form that can’t be predicted before they occur, so presumably they would manifest in a form capable of hitting you

[hardy trench]

but josuke wasnt as fast as goku

[winter spade]

Hell calamities can occur thanks to your own actions in the environment

[barren marten]

goku vs the boing-boing cape

[hardy trench]

so that would mean calamities are inevitable...

ok, that settles it

[minor ore]

Yeah

[hardy trench]

wou will beat goku

[winter spade]

As it currently stands, it’s not possible to avoid a calamity before it happens without hurting Tooru or bypassing the pursuit rule

[barren marten]

goku vs zeppeli

[minor ore]

idk if WoU is killing Goku

goku vs goku

[hardy trench]

most likely

[minor ore]

Sounds like a hard stalemate

[barren marten]

goku vs speedwagon

[hardy trench]

the damage a calamity can give can greatly grow in size

and if he is unable to dodge them

[barren marten]

now see speedwagon wins because he has a sledgehammer and can bash gokus skull open

[hardy trench]

so the only 2 characters that goku cant beat as a fact are ger and wou

theres some others that have potential like kars, valentine and kira with btd

[barren marten]

blackmore has potential

[winter spade]

Goku has a weakness to hammers we all know this

[hardy trench]

maybe...

hol up let me see

[barren marten]

if its raining at least

[paper quail]

WoU will continue forever unless Goku can stop it which he can't. So even if you claim he can dodge for a long time he has to sleep sometime or he grows too old or whatever. Eventually it will kill him.

[hardy trench]

goku doesnt get tired tho I think

I dont know shit about dbz

[barren marten]

how does he sleep if he doesnt get tired?

[hardy trench]

but I read it somewhere

[paper quail]

how about dodging for 10 years with UI up at all times, do you think he can do that?

what about 20 years?

[barren marten]

just ordered some french jojolion volumes

[hardy trench]

nah goku beats blackmore with rain happening

[paper quail]

how?

[hardy trench]

In the anime, seemingly due to his natural access to godly ki, his Saiyan Power was especially potent, letting him seemingly never get tired from how fast he would recover.

[barren marten]

i know a little french and i have read jojolion about 4 times now

[hardy trench]

is what i found online

[barren marten]

so i should understand it!

[olive bobcat]

cool

[barren marten]

blackmore can freeze rain while goku is blitzing toward him and goku will be shredded immedeatlley

[paper quail]

Use your own head real quick and tell me if you think Goku can dodge for 10 years straight

[hardy trench]

im not sure how damage resistant goku is

[hardy trench]

Idfk

[paper quail]

Goku is seemingly vulnerable to damage if he doesn't have his ki shield up

[hardy trench]

can we get that goku pfp guy here

@worthy heron help

[barren marten]

rolling stones could beat goku if goku was fated to die soon

[paper quail]

In Ressurection F Goku was shot in the chest by a Frieza grunt and it was lethal because he had his guard down

[tame plover]

And Kira with just the first bomb

[hardy trench]

nah, how could kira beat it if it just outranges it

storm do you know a lot about goku?

[paper quail]

circumstances I guess

[tame plover]

“Potential”

[flint blaze]

those 3 wouldn't beat goku

[tame plover]

If the conditions were met

[hardy trench]

ok sure, potential, but im like talking in an actual fight

for example, if valentine got lucky

[tame plover]

Btd woudnt help

[paper quail]

Killer Queen has the ability to blow up Goku, killing him. But will he manage to do so? Probably not.

[barren marten]

heavens door vc goku

[hardy trench]

wait

[tame plover]

Unless you let Kira have a companion he can place btd in

[flint blaze]

goku

[barren marten]

how

[paper quail]

Goku is faster than Rohan is able to activate it probably?

[tame plover]

He flies away so he isn’t turned into a book

[paper quail]

If Rohan could use Heaven's Door on Goku first then Rohan 100% wins tho

[barren marten]

so stalemate

[flint blaze]

he'd just beat him up before rohan activates it

[barren marten]

cut off gokus eyelids

[hardy trench]

btd can be activated at any time at any range, so he could activate it on goku

[tame plover]

I don’t think heavens door can help survive against a gigant laser beam

[flint blaze]

goku's faster

[barren marten]

rohan can dodge

[hardy trench]

he can just make it so that idk, whenever goku hears the word "the"

[tame plover]

It needs a host

[flint blaze]

or this, goku spams ranged attacks

[paper quail]

Most of these revolve around "Can the ability activate first?" and most of the time the answer is no.

[barren marten]

rohan can read jotaros memories, complete the heaven plan, and get made in heaven

then dodge gokus attack

[hardy trench]

you right

[paper quail]

Goku vs Guard Rail on the other hand.. Guard Rail wins no shot. Goku gets High diff'd

[barren marten]

ahhhhh but then he doesnt have heavens door

[hardy trench]

hmm, so new list

[paper quail]

Oh right also Cheap Trick would probably beat Goku

[hardy trench]

nah

[barren marten]

yes

[hardy trench]

it could just, never show its back to anyone

[barren marten]

goku doesnt know that

[flint blaze]

thats giving him so much prep time

[hardy trench]

and goku can just keep its eyes closed when the person who has it comes

[flint blaze]

also it's not like made in heaven could beat goku either

[barren marten]

ok so baby goku vs baby rohan because prep time is banned ig

two newborns battle it out

[paper quail]

@flint blaze MiH would beat Goku automatically as the universe resets 🤷‍♂️

[flint blaze]

Tell me you dont know what prep time is without telling me you dont know what prep time is

[barren marten]

thats not how mih works

[flint blaze]

they remain alive

[paper quail]

Original Goku he's fighting would be gone

[hardy trench]

they can beat goku no doubt: giorno with ger, polnareff with cr, tooru
they could beat goku, depends on situation/luck: blackmore, kars
they could stalemate goku: superfly

[barren marten]

the world over heaven vs goku

[paper quail]

Wait what's the situation with Kars?

[barren marten]

immortal

[paper quail]

Also You forgot a stand user that could beat Goku no doubt

[hardy trench]

kars could potentially keep healing everytime he get hit

[paper quail]

Hey Ya would HIGH Diff Goku

[barren marten]

YES

[sage crag]

i don't think Kars would be alive if he got hit on the brain

[hardy trench]

nah, he def would

[barren marten]

BECAUSE POCOLOCO CAN JUST FOLLOW THE HEAVEN PLAN AND GET MIH AND DODGE GOKUS ATTACKS

[hardy trench]

if dio can, so can a vampire thats stronger than dio

[flint blaze]

cr would lose, the situational and stalemate tier would lose to goku

[paper quail]

Kars wouldn't be alive if a Kamehameha dicintegrated him

[barren marten]

hes immortal tho

[hardy trench]

cr wouldnt lose, as it swaps goku with polnareff

[paper quail]

So was Cell, essentially, if all of Kars' cells get destroyed he can't regen.

[hardy trench]

and superfly wouldnt lose, its undestroyable and reflects any damage

[barren marten]

ok but

[ashen crane]

Gappy would just be like i removed your spine and win

[barren marten]

kars can follow the heaven plan and get mih and dodge gokus attack

[paper quail]

True

[barren marten]

not how s&w works

[flint blaze]

that was only upon sc turning into scr.

[barren marten]

i think....

[ashen crane]

Yes it is my uncle works for ultra jump

[hardy trench]

which i why i said with cr

[barren marten]

ok

[paper quail]

MiH Kars, WoU Kars, and Probably D4C Kars would win

[hardy trench]

cr= charior requiem

[barren marten]

dont forget mih pesci

[hardy trench]

oh and the stalemate would lose now that I think about it, as the user of the stand eventually dies of old age

[paper quail]

MiH Pesci would insta win any fight no question

[hardy trench]

but thats just less fun

[barren marten]

yes

[paper quail]

Notorious B.I.G. would beat Goku in that case

[hardy trench]

no, because its about the user, not the stand

[flint blaze]

yeah scr doesn't swap bodies after it was activated. I'm assuming it's already been activated so it doesn't swap bodies

[flint blaze]

doesnt goku have hakai

[barren marten]

dude carne could just follow the heaven plan and get mih and dodge all of gokus attacks

[hardy trench]

ok fine, it gets activated

[paper quail]

Hard disagree. If Goku dies in the end by the stand it's a win for both.

[paper quail]

Not that I know of.

[hardy trench]

ive said already that for the sake of the argument, the entire fight can last up to a day, and goku can just fly to another planet

[paper quail]

That's a stalemate and earlier it was stated that any stalemate would be in Goku's favor because the user would die of old age. So I responded with Notorious B.I.G. would win the stalemate.

[flint blaze]

ok yeah just searched it up, goku has hakai and hakai can erase things completely so that's how he could beat notorious big

[paper quail]

just like WoU wins the stalemate

[hardy trench]

wou doesnt even need a stalemate

[paper quail]

Okay I didn't know that actually

[hardy trench]

it beats goku with calamity

[paper quail]

Yeah

[hardy trench]

im talking about the user beating giorno tho, the stand isnt really a person

[paper quail]

Well it depends on the stand really, Notorious B.I.G. activates with the death of the user just like Cheap Trick

[hardy trench]

true, but if goku flies to a different planet where no one lives, he can just sit there and wait out the time with cheap trick on his back

it would be annoying as fuck sure

[paper quail]

Cheap Trick's timer is the person who has him dying and he can't jump to a different person.

[ashen crane]

All gappy has to do is remove his eyesight and walk away

[winter spade]

Cheap trick technically isn’t bound to anyone but the current user they’re possessing

[paper quail]

Goku would essentially be unable to do anything without risking someone looking at his back which essentially beats him.

[hardy trench]

we already had a time of a day, so if he kills the user, and doesnt let anyone see his back for 24 hours, he wins

[paper quail]

unless he hakai's it I guess 🤷‍♂️ I guess Hakai makes things a lot different

[winter spade]

Wdym 24 hours

[paper quail]

I mean I guess but then that's a pointless fight because that's not how some stands operate.

[hardy trench]

we put up a time limit of 24 hours

[winter spade]

Cheap trick won’t leave until it’s forced off or someone sees your back

[hardy trench]

if the time goes past that, its a stalemate, except if the user is dead

[paper quail]

You put a 24 hour time limit

I'm just talking in general, some things Goku can insta destroy and others he might win but in the end he also lost to them.

[hearty ruin]

Midku

[paper quail]

Besides, Goku isn't a stand user so he can't even see these things

[barren marten]

jotaro claps goku ez

[hardy trench]

shitku

[barren marten]

he can just pull the same type of stand card

[paper quail]

copeku

[paper quail]

No stand?

[barren marten]

doesnt matter

[flint blaze]

goku'd just spend all his time getting mad and trying to slap it off his back

[paper quail]

Do non-stand users become stand users when they get Cheap Trick?

So I'm essentially asking if Cheap Trick becomes their stand at that point?

Because then Goku can't Hakai it without killing himself

[hardy trench]

ye

[flint blaze]

yeah

[hardy trench]

hakai thing doesnt matter anyways, he can just sit it out

[worthy heron]

wassup

[paper quail]

okay but for that MU it's unfair to have a 1 day time period

The MU is a draw, they both lose in the end.

[hardy trench]

mu?

[kind owl]

@hardy trench, Your Stand Rank is now level 26 !

[paper quail]

Match up

[hardy trench]

with what match ups would it be unfair

[paper quail]

Goku vs Cheap Trick

[hardy trench]

i just think them dying of old age is kinda unfair

I mean... he could potentially just live is life alone and secluded

[paper quail]

because Cheap Trick's win con is to play the long game 🤷‍♂️ Goku's win con is to just overpower the oppponent

[paper quail]

If you consider that a win then magenta magenta won, right?

[hardy trench]

fair, but that means cheap trick is just depending on the situation

[hardy trench]

if we have a time limit, yes

both superfly and magenta magenta would die after 3 days tho

[worthy heron]

what u need me for g

[hardy trench]

well, their users

[paper quail]

of course but stands are situational and most fights are very situational. DBZ fights are head on brawls

[hardy trench]

oh I had a question about goku, but not anymore

true

[paper quail]

Goku could just kill all stand users instantly by blowing up the planet

[hardy trench]

except for some...

[paper quail]

well actually he can't nvm GER would activate

[worthy heron]

if goke wanted to he would boom every stand user on the planet instantly before they knew what happened

save for a select few ofc

[paper quail]

Yeah the ones he would lose to doing that would be GER, WoU, and D4C Love Train, and probably Hey Ya

[hardy trench]

anyways, if it was a 1v1 in a secluded area, giorno with ger, tooru and polnareff with chariot requiem would win

thats probably the only ones

[paper quail]

Goku can't do much against Love Train really

[hardy trench]

well love train itself isnt very strong

[paper quail]

Especially if he gets unlucky and Love Train redirects his own attacks at him

[hardy trench]

but I suppose it could mean it would be a stalemate

[hardy trench]

probably not the latter, its random where the attacks go to

[paper quail]

Eventually Goku would run out of people and be the only one it redirects to

since it can't redirect to Funny because then it would just get caught by love train again and redirect elsewhere

[hardy trench]

well funny isnt in the equation

as he isnt a part of love train

love train is lucies/ the corpses stand

but yeah I suppose you are right

[paper quail]

that's just the assumed stand user that's fighting, but yeah I guess Goku would not win against Jesus

Jesus would in fact beat Goku

[worthy heron]

Another relevant goku defense thing btw

[hardy trench]

christianity prevails again!

[paper quail]

I think he's referring to the body automatically placing Ki in the areas of impact to reduce damage if he can't dodge it

[crisp vigil]

omg the goku convo is still here

[chrome sky]

hello are we talking about d4c:lt ?

[tribal dragon]

Now I think about it, Jesus stand is the holy spirit

[minor ore]

Jesus is the Holy Spirit

[minor ore]

What did Jobin do to deserve this suffering

[dire furnace]

GOKU DEBATE STILL HAPPENING ??

[hard meteor]

i think it ended

[thorny grove]

Please let it end

[hard meteor]

thank god

[thorny grove]

The main villain discussion as well

Just let it die

[minor ore]

LMAO

[fleet river]

goku debate?

what did i miss?

[thorny grove]

Definitely not the Goku debate

[heady tartan]

Save the sad date

[fleet river]

what goku debate?

[paper quail]

Jesus is The Son, he is 1/3rd of the Holy Trinity which are The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit. So your statement is both correct and false.

[kind owl]

@paper quail, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[fleet river]

christians be like yeah this shit makes sense

yeah no you can't be non binary god says so

[minor ore]

What is this dude talking about

[minor ore]

Still don't get it, does that mean JoJolion officially ends on the 19th but the chapter releases on the 18th, or does the chapter release on the 19th

[hard meteor]

it officially ends on the 19th in japan

its just we get it on the 18th

[minor ore]

[fleet river]

cuz timezones

[hard meteor]

ye

[paper quail]

I dunno, Trinities exist in almost all religions

not sure about the other thing you're talking about

[minor ore]

He can’t handle the neutron style

[fleet river]

i'd be really glad if you wouldn't call me he

[fleet river]

just how some people use religion to justify their transphobia

[winter spade]

They can’t handle the neutron style

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy_neutron-gif-21113226

[minor ore]

They can’t handle the neutron style and it’s sad yknow

[winter spade]

Honestly cringe at times

[minor ore]

That’s what I’m sayin

later, Norisuke

[fleet river]

@fast patrol

[fast patrol]

what

[minor ore]

huh?

[paper quail]

we talked about Jesus' Stand earlier so that's how that started lol

[fleet river]

.

[minor ore]

that statement is valid

LMAOOOOOOO

[paper quail]

Obvious joke was obvious

[winter spade]

Hahaaaa

[minor ore]

Nah bro you gotta put /j for some of these mfs

[winter spade]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[minor ore]

Average Damo fan?

[paper quail]

You're right my b I kneel

[winter spade]

Average eleven men main villain truthers

[eternal meteor]

the truth

[minor ore]

average kai photo session

[minor ore]

Everyone STOP being based please

It’s too much

people can joke with everything as long as it's claimed as satire

[winter spade]

It was far within reason for being understood as obvious satire

[minor ore]

just like in a theater

Jokes are funny until I’m the one getting made fun of

[winter spade]

Dude that’s not funny man

[minor ore]

After that I will have you banned so

[paper quail]

Me in middle school

[minor ore]

“Hey man leave Yasuho alone”

Yknow it’s just part of my routine, I wake up and then I’m based for the rest of the day

[near cedar]

Why would you make that joke here if it was a joke even

[paper quail]

Sorry I got you pinged, Estay I'll keep the gamer moves to a minimum

[minor ore]

The joke explained:

[eternal meteor]

jokes are funny until I think they aren’t

[minor ore]

Bingo.

[paper quail]

Why continue to bring it up if we've moved past it?

[minor ore]

free (internet) expression

[eternal meteor]

or even better: jokes are funny most of the time

leave it purposefully vague

[minor ore]

Jojolion is a joke manga

[winter spade]

Hey man; that Austrian painter did one and only one good deed, he killed a dictator

That’s pretty sweet ngl

[minor ore]

A gag manga, if you would

[winter spade]

Gagolion

[paper quail]

You've messed up Tooru, you've awoken the JOJO LION!

[eternal meteor]

rawr jojolon

[minor ore]

Joe lion

[paper quail]

It's all fun and games until a Rail Guard sexually assaults you

[minor ore]

It doesn’t know any better

[winter spade]

slurp

[woven anvil]

@paper quail has been muted.
Reason: transphobic jokes

[eternal meteor]

bro the guardrail is so thirsty it knows what it’s doing

[fleet river]

thanks

[minor ore]

so biased

[near cedar]

Eh?

[fast patrol]

yeah i am literally a dictator and mute people for no reason

problem

[winter spade]

Literally 1984

[near cedar]

Lol

[minor ore]

yes

[fleet river]

yeah not being transphobic is like super biased

[winter spade]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[fleet river]

what is wrong with you all

[hardy trench]

literally 1934

[minor ore]

lame ass book

[winter spade]

It’s a bit stuffy

[worthy heron]

its an alright book

[minor ore]

isn't

[winter spade]

Read the Wikipedia article, about the same experience

Do what you want

[minor ore]

“DO NOT CYBERBULLY IN THE JOJOLION CHAT ROOM”

[fleet river]

tbh i own a paperback copy of 1984

[minor ore]

don't read it

[eternal meteor]

I do as well…

[fleet river]

it's super boring but the worldbuilding in it is really good

[minor ore]

waste of time

[eternal meteor]

it’s an alright book but I haven’t read it since early high school

[minor ore]

because is a novel

[worthy heron]

tbh the manga Fungus and Iron is p much 1984

only noe chapter out rn tho

[fleet river]

not all novels are boring lol

[minor ore]

i know

[worthy heron]

baby needs picture wictures to read 🥺

[minor ore]

The joke

finnegans wake isn't

[ashen crane]

Stone Ocean literally is 1984

[kind owl]

@ashen crane, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

even tho it makes no sense

[minor ore]

I can only read Dr.Suess

No

[winter spade]

Chin up legend

[worthy heron]

tbh read the count of monte cristo

[minor ore]

read the bible

[minor ore]

I keep my head high but sometimes it’s hard

Mein kino

[minor ore]

makes a lot of other works way better

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

LMAOOOOO

[near cedar]

Why

[minor ore]

You mean main villain right?

[winter spade]

It’s honestly not that good in terms of literary quality

[minor ore]

Right? Haha

[pseudo cargo]

Lmao

[winter spade]

Not only was hitler a bad guy, he also fucking sucked at art

[minor ore]

70% of the novels

[winter spade]

Least Stalin painted up some bangers dude

[near cedar]

@fast patrol

[pseudo cargo]

Jojolion > Mein Kampf

[minor ore]

They told him to fuck off and so architecture lol

[winter spade]

I’m sure mao was good at tennis or whatever the fuck

[minor ore]

Meanwhile araki is drawing Jojolion

[fast patrol]

please go to #general-spoilers

you guys arent talking about anything jojo related

[fleet river]

you all really don't make this place any safe for trans people

[pseudo cargo]

I am

I said jojolion > mein kampf

[winter spade]

https://tenor.com/view/well-get-thereincredibles-driving-get-there-road-rage-superhero-gif-12009259

[minor ore]

🤨

[fleet river]

I have mentioned it already here that I'm trans

[winter spade]

I mean the dude got muted right?

[minor ore]

so that's your whole personality? 🤨

When the whole world revolves around you

[winter spade]

Do you want him launched out of a cannon or publicly flogged or something?

[pseudo cargo]

Tf

[near cedar]

Can you all

Just talk

[minor ore]

Cut them up with money Damo style

[near cedar]

About

JoJo

Please

[pseudo cargo]

Damo is goated

[winter spade]

He is though

[minor ore]

Literally came out of nowhere and he’s still the goat

[pseudo cargo]

W

[winter spade]

Chad jawline

[pseudo cargo]

Name one rock human that’s bad you literally can’t

[winter spade]

I would if I could remember what the Aphex Twins were named

[minor ore]

They’ll tell you aphex twin but I think they aight

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 17 !

[pseudo cargo]

Guard rail is a chad flashback man

[winter spade]

No actually I think that was their names

[pseudo cargo]

They def not the best but they aight

[winter spade]

They don’t get names fuck them

[pseudo cargo]

Everyone besides the apex twins are goated

[minor ore]

Bro remember when there were theories about Kaato being a rock human

[pseudo cargo]

Lmao yeah

Bro Jojolion has the best foreshadowing in jojo without a doubt

[minor ore]

Who was the jojotuber that pushed that

[winter spade]

Guard rail in chapter 1 case in point

[pseudo cargo]

I forgot actually

[winter spade]

Ye

[pseudo cargo]

Yes

[winter spade]

Seems to be the same one

[fleet river]

wasn't it shuck?

[minor ore]

elaborate

[winter spade]

Probably I don’t watch him

[eternal meteor]

isn’t aeonstar saying the guard rail is angelo au??

[winter spade]

It was one of them

[minor ore]

No Shuck doesn’t make Jojolion videos right?

[pseudo cargo]

Multiple things in recent chapters foreshadowed in chapter 1

[minor ore]

It was some other guy I can’t remember

[pseudo cargo]

Like that’s 100+ chapter foreshadowing

[eternal meteor]

I can’t take him seriously

[pseudo cargo]

Aeonstar is a joke

[minor ore]

but it wasn't a consistent foreshadowing

[minor ore]

Name a jojotuber you can take seriously

[pseudo cargo]

What the hell does that mean lmfao

[minor ore]

like

[fleet river]

@molten crane

[winter spade]

Based

[eternal meteor]

[near cedar]

Can't

[winter spade]

Alpharad

[fleet river]

tho the poor guy always gets outjerked by araki

[molten crane]

thank you man

[pseudo cargo]

If you think any other part has better foreshadowing none are even close. Mainly because none have even tried foreshadowing on this scale

[paper quail]

Does the J in Jschlatt stand for JoJo?

[molten crane]

i do

[winter spade]

No

It stand for joestar

[sudden nymph]

You just broke Jojodoss’s heart

[molten crane]

^^^

[pseudo cargo]

Bruh

[near cedar]

Oof sorry

[winter spade]

What will jojodoss do when araki reveals the flashback man to actually be the protagonist of part 9

Cry probably

[molten crane]

i can testify as i am infact jojodoss and my heart is infact broken

[pseudo cargo]

That would actually not be out of the question

[paper quail]

Anyway, let's get back to Fumi posting
||Best character by a mile||

[molten crane]

would be ebautiful but at the same time pretty weird

[pseudo cargo]

The thing is Araki could literally make a chicken the protagonist and it wouldn’t even be that bizarre

[near cedar]

Technically I haven't tried to watch Doss' vids so they are excluded from that sentence

[fleet river]

well, still sounds better than flashback man being a fucking guardrail

[molten crane]

then watch

[sudden nymph]

When is the second video on the Chinese New Year calendar stand users

I’ve been waiting

[pseudo cargo]

Bro 110 is gonna be the most interesting chapter of all time

[molten crane]

alright

[minor ore]

I'm back #girlboss

[pseudo cargo]

110 will either be the best chapter of all time or the worst no in between

[near cedar]

I keep getting distracted by random bad book reviews

[paper quail]

Will 110 be a long chapter?

[molten crane]

sad

[pseudo cargo]

I think minimum 50 pages

[fleet river]

araki is like

[fleet river]

trolling us i guess

[paper quail]

I hope it's like 60 pages and actually wraps up stuff like Holy-san

[pseudo cargo]

Same

[fleet river]

same

[minor ore]

We’ll probably get alot of hate

[pseudo cargo]

Honestly all I really cares about is holly and Josuke

[raw perch]

same

[fleet river]

what will be on the last page?

[winter spade]

Would be cool but I don’t mind if it doesn’t

[raw perch]

Josuke getting a dog

[paper quail]

As long as we see more Fumi, it'll be the best chapter ever

[winter spade]

Fumi is goated

[pseudo cargo]

Yeah it’s gonna get hate regardless but that’s partially due to the ridiculous theories that people have mad

[paper quail]

Tooru 🦀 Gone 🦀 | Fumi is GOAT

[pseudo cargo]

Both goats

[raw perch]

Both

[minor ore]

I wear a mask with a smile

[fleet river]

fumi is a gigachad

[paper quail]

Jojolion is about breaking curses

[minor ore]

If he had a stand he would’ve used it instead of running away like a pussy

[fleet river]

like our crippling internet addiction

[paper quail]

but Araki-san, who is the Jojo Lion?
"Well my friend.. that would be this gentleman. Fumi-san."

[worthy heron]

"our"

[minor ore]

Our

[winter spade]

Oar

[fleet river]

ore

[pseudo cargo]

Josuke and yasuho

[minor ore]

arrrrrr

[pseudo cargo]

Bro I feel like Araki is setting up a part 9

[worthy heron]

fumi a real mfer i hope he robs lucy and goes back to his girl

[minor ore]

$3 it’s Tsurugi

[fleet river]

lmao

[pseudo cargo]

Well if tsurugi actually is involved in part 9 Araki gonna make half the fandom look like idiots

[winter spade]

I do honestly believe the argument for a part 9 that “if this was the end of JoJo, more of a deal would be made”

[minor ore]

His girl so needy bro that’s why he gotta do this lame ass job for Lucy

[minor ore]

He physically cant like let the man rest😭😭

[paper quail]

If Fumi robs Lucy while she's being attacked by the Rail Guard he will actually be the GOAT

[pseudo cargo]

Nah idgaf tbh, I’m just trying to suppress the jojolion haters

[kind owl]

@pseudo cargo, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[worthy heron]

smh he the bum fr getting robbed in the first place

[raw perch]

[pseudo cargo]

Fumi has spin no doubt

[winter spade]

Spin chanklas

[paper quail]

Poor Araki man..

[near cedar]

Why? Can't handle opposing opinions?

[winter spade]

Well he’s far from poor but yes he works hard

[minor ore]

He wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

[pseudo cargo]

The chad fumi is my favorite jojolion character vs the virgin complaining about plot holes

[paper quail]

I mean like poor as in abused by his work

[eternal meteor]

forreal I hope he leaves Lucy to die and takes his girl out to sushi like he wanted

[worthy heron]

Caato and Fumi best characters of part 9

[pseudo cargo]

Lmao

[minor ore]

fumi the best

[eternal meteor]

mommy kaato

[pseudo cargo]

Kaato is cool but off brand Jobin

[near cedar]

Plot holes are bad

[pseudo cargo]

Bro it was a joke. Even then you have to take it seriously

[winter spade]

I would hardly say jojolion has “massive plot holes”

[paper quail]

"Who cares about plot holes, did you see Fumi thooooo" pogU

[pseudo cargo]

It actually barely has any that affect the plot (that aren’t in the process of being resolved like the wall eyes)

[fleet river]

fumi is a fucking flipflop sharpshooter

[pseudo cargo]

That’s how legends mindsets are

[winter spade]

Because there is a difference between a plot hole and potential contrivances, unresolved ideas or just scrapped plot points that were changed

[fleet river]

biggest g of the story

[near cedar]

It has plenty of annoying shit, and retcons and wasted characters

And other

[winter spade]

Sure

[near cedar]

NKC is wasted

[pseudo cargo]

Ok we get it you don’t like it now move on

[eternal meteor]

I had a dream last night where fumi baby bird fed me sushi on a train

[winter spade]

Well no it’s useful to talk about

[worthy heron]

reverse the names and sure

[pseudo cargo]

Fumi is a chad, virgins complain about the plot

[pseudo cargo]

Lowkey ur not wrong

[near cedar]

People who like good plot complain when the plot has dumb shit in it

[pseudo cargo]

All you do is complain. Don’t you get tired at some point lmfao

[near cedar]

Poor poor Plunder we hardly knew ye

[paper quail]

The beta plot hole complainer vs the SIGMA FUMI

[minor ore]

How cares if the characters are hot

Jojolion could go on forever and it will still have a missed opportunity in someone’s eyes

[pseudo cargo]

WWWWW

[pseudo cargo]

Exaclty lol

[fleet river]

i miss plunder

[pseudo cargo]

Hot character >

[near cedar]

Hot characters don't make a story good

[eternal meteor]

fumi > everything else

[pseudo cargo]

Funny 4 ball man > complaining

[pseudo cargo]

you must be really fun at parties

[minor ore]

I like complaining only when it makes people upset

Jojolion sucks dick btw @pseudo cargo

[minor ore]

Who cares if the story is good if the characters are hot

[paper quail]

Now give us a JoJo fighting game with JJL characters included please

[pseudo cargo]

Somehow u still didn’t miss

[pseudo cargo]

Exaclty hot means better

[near cedar]

xD

[paper quail]

Fumi.. Bros.. I lost..

[minor ore]

Just like me

[near cedar]

People who like stories that aren't shit

[minor ore]

AYOO

[pseudo cargo]

WHAT

[paper quail]

same

[eternal meteor]

next chapter better be Fumi time traveling to the present to give josuke a kiss, yes I know he is simultaneously his uncle and grandfather

[pseudo cargo]

And then there’s a sex scene

[paper quail]

Can't wait for the hot JJL orgy next chapter where Araki brings Rohan in to top everything off

[pseudo cargo]

I suck toorus and gappy’s dick only

Everyone else fuck u

[eternal meteor]

and kaato back to life

And leaves tsurugi out of this please

[minor ore]

Gappy is so hot Im not kidding 😰

[pseudo cargo]

He is

[paper quail]

Please don't make this weird. Freaks need to go back to twitter.

[eternal meteor]

with aeonstar and his underlings

[pseudo cargo]

Bro jojo Twitter is actually the scum of the earth

[paper quail]

I don't even want to know how bad it is there lmao

[pseudo cargo]

Aeonstar mad that his theories didn’t come true

[eternal meteor]

yes

[minor ore]

LMAO

[raw perch]

🌚

[minor ore]

Never been there I only saw like one fanart and it was cute-

[pseudo cargo]

Realatable

[near cedar]

No nsfw

[minor ore]

LMAOOOO

[pseudo cargo]

Come on that was goated

[eternal meteor]

it was

[raw perch]

NOOOO

[minor ore]

NOOOO

[raw perch]

Wth man

[pseudo cargo]

How can u remove that legendary message

[minor ore]

It was too much man

[near cedar]

It was against the rules

[eternal meteor]

literally 1984

[minor ore]

I COULDNT READ IT AHH

I MISSED IT

[pseudo cargo]

Rules don’t define what’s goated

[minor ore]

I ain’t replicating that again sorry

[pseudo cargo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[raw perch]

NOOOOO

I hate the rules

[minor ore]

Y’all never seeing that shit 😭😭😭

[minor ore]

Pls do it we need to hear ur kink

[raw perch]

:GRRR:

[pseudo cargo]

Honeslty I would rather have that message back than chapter 110 releasing tomorrow

[raw perch]

Bruh

[paper quail]

ggood thing I tabbed out so I missed the pr0n

[near cedar]

It wasn't porn it was a nsfw sentence

[minor ore]

But I want to know

[supple plaza]

So, honest to god, how would you feel if JoJo in its entirety ended next month?

[near cedar]

Fine

[paper quail]

Well that's what's happening so...

[raw perch]

[near cedar]

Sigh

[supple plaza]

Not just JoJolion, all of JoJo

[raw perch]

I have bad memory

[minor ore]

Sad, but if it's Araki's choice I'm fine with it

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[paper quail]

If Araki ends the series with Fumi then god bless that man

[raw perch]

NOOOOOOOOO OOO OOO

[minor ore]

WOULD READ IT AGAIN HAHAHHA

[eternal meteor]

I’d be sad that the penultimate chapter of ALL OF JOJO was abt guardrail

[raw perch]

THAT WAS THE CLOSEST THING WE HAD TO WHAT THEY SAID

[paper quail]

part 5 ended with a rock

[near cedar]

It wasn't even that close

[pseudo cargo]

Jojo if it ended next month I’d Honeslty be satisfied

[eternal meteor]

yea but at least that wasn’t the end of jojo

[supple plaza]

To be honest I don't know

[raw perch]

Ik but it was a start

[minor ore]

Part 8 ending with a guard rail

[supple plaza]

I feel like JoJo could go for a Part 9 but hey, I ain't Araki

[pseudo cargo]

Part 8 ending with a guard rail would be such a chad move by Araki I wouldn’t even be mad

[minor ore]

LMAO

[raw perch]

Same

[minor ore]

Let the man rest omg

[supple plaza]

But if this is the end of Part 8 AND JoJo it would leave a bit a sour taste in my mouth

[minor ore]

Same, but let's wait for his decision

[pseudo cargo]

Araki has gotten so chadlike where he doesn’t give a fuck about theories and typical plot and just does whatever tf he wants

[minor ore]

Nah work him like a dog

If I was araki I wouldnt make part 9 like hes 70 or something

[minor ore]

HES NOT 70

[supple plaza]

He's only in his 60s

[minor ore]

HUH

COME ON NOW

[eternal meteor]

He’s 62

[minor ore]

THATS STILL OLD

[paper quail]

Part 1 ended with a decapitation
Part 2 ended with a funeral crash
Part 3 ended with a plane crash ride
Part 4 ended with Josuke robbing his dad
Part 5 ended with a rock
Part 6 ended
Part 7 ended with a boat iirc
Part 8 ends with a guard rail

[eternal meteor]

I consider old to be 70 I mean he’s not senile

[supple plaza]

Yeah, a jundred years ago

[near cedar]

Part 1 ended with an explosion
Part 6 ended with a Priest's head getting crushed

[minor ore]

Like 62 yrs on earth is really too much

[paper quail]

Araki might be 62 but he looks 40

[civic flame]

[supple plaza]

If Araki retired and just spent the rest of his days sipping margaritas in Italy I wouldn't be mad

[minor ore]

Araki has ringfit

[minor ore]

30*

[paper quail]

20*

[supple plaza]

But man I do wish JoJolion had a bit of a more conclusive ending

So many plot threads that cannot be tied up in one chapter

[minor ore]

unless he's a vampire yk :)

[paper quail]

We haven't even gotten the ending yet, relax lol

[pseudo cargo]

Bro why don’t people look at Tooru like damn Araki wrote Jobin, Damo, etc and all these fantastic antagonists and now he just made another sick one. But instead people are so focused on the word main that they end up ignoring the creative structure of jojolion and just come to the conclusion that jojolion had a bad villain even though there were literally so many different good ones even if Tooru wasn’t ur favorite

[minor ore]

He isn’t?

🙌🏽

[minor ore]

STILL A CHANCE HE IS

[paper quail]

if Araki connects everything wiht one last chapter the haters are gonna sneed hard

[supple plaza]

Remindee that we still don't know what Wall Eyes are, or the origin of the curse, or the future of Josuke and Yasuho and the rest of the Higashikatas

[minor ore]

Because like you said, the creative structure is different so it feels off for some people

MAYBE HE REJECTED HUMANITY LIKE 1,000 YEARS AGO

[minor ore]

The sneed of calamity

[pseudo cargo]

They can’t handle the creativity

[worthy heron]

Maybe yall dont need to know that

[minor ore]

THAT WOULD BE LIKE 40YRS OF WORK IN 40PANELS OMG

[minor ore]

Jojolion is pretty fucking creative I ain’t even gonna cap

[hard meteor]

weve know what wall eyes were for a long while now

[minor ore]

I want guard rail to be the main protagnist of part 9

[pseudo cargo]

We do know the wall eyes are just sacred ground similar to the devils palm

[minor ore]

Joshu*

[paper quail]

B-b-but jojo is shit...

[minor ore]

Joshu

[supple plaza]

But man even Part 5 had a minimum "where are they now" ending

[kind owl]

@supple plaza, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

Kneel

OMG

[supple plaza]

But with JoJolion it's like, nothing

[minor ore]

🥜🥜

I just have been informed that my friend skipped part 7 to read part 8 LMAO

Haha balls joke

[minor ore]

WHAT

[worthy heron]

REAL SHIT

[minor ore]

Are you sure your friend isn’t me?

[minor ore]

🥜

[raw perch]

[worthy heron]

Part 7 is mid

[supple plaza]

Shame on him

[eternal meteor]

[supple plaza]

No

[minor ore]

Ur trolling

[raw perch]

it is better than mid smh

[eternal meteor]

don’t say that with the literal Johnny joestar here

[minor ore]

I didn’t read part 7

[minor ore]

LMAO

[hard meteor]

based

[worthy heron]

8 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 5 > 1 > 2 > 3

[pseudo cargo]

Guys

[raw perch]

What

[pseudo cargo]

Skip part 7 to get to part 8

But I love part 7 lmao

[minor ore]

All parts>>>>> idk

[pseudo cargo]

Part 8 > 7 that’s all I care about

[civic flame]

someone with the same opinion as me? 😼

[minor ore]

Yeah

[worthy heron]

Maybe learn to read next time tbh smh

[worthy heron]

YOU got the same opinion as ME

[minor ore]

HUH

[raw perch]

[civic flame]

you got the same opinion as me as i have the same opinion as you

[pseudo cargo]

Jojolion will still be my favorite part even if it has a shit ending. I’m just so into it that even if it was a awful ending it’s still a 10/10 for me

[worthy heron]

[paper quail]

Fumi CHADS.. I CONSNEED

[worthy heron]

Tbh jojolioms forst couple chapters literally made it my favorite

[minor ore]

old Lucy looking fine tho ngl

[worthy heron]

Above all other parts

Within 10 chapters

[pseudo cargo]

Chapter 110 has potential to be the best chapter in jojo history

[raw perch]

[civic flame]

i pretend that chapter 99 + 100 never happened

[pseudo cargo]

Chapter 99 is a masterpiece though

[minor ore]

Embrace it

[brave geyser]

"it's hitting me"

[minor ore]

what happened again in those chapters? LMAO

[eternal meteor]

🍆 > me to fumi

[civic flame]

i want the chew the head doctor

fumi is so hot

thanks araki for making more attractive men

[worthy heron]

Yea fumi is pretty

[minor ore]

Cock human origin and Rai dying

[pseudo cargo]

Tooru is hot so he’s the best villain objectively (if you disagree that’s against humanity)

[civic flame]

cock human

[kind owl]

@civic flame, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[raw perch]

Yummy old man

[civic flame]

ig im against humanity

[minor ore]

oh wait I forgot Rai existed and died

[paper quail]

No way it's better than the chapter where Kira and Josefumi get fucked by Damo

[worthy heron]

Tooru is actually uglier hair josuke

[pseudo cargo]

Imo that’s not even the best chapter in jojolion

[civic flame]

i will remain a tooru hater 😾👎

[near cedar]

If only he did more stuff

[minor ore]

Joshu's hair > Tooru's hair

[flint blaze]

currently transforming into a different species

[minor ore]

He doesn’t exist. He is a thin line spinning infinitely

[pseudo cargo]

You will remain a virgin

[civic flame]

tooru smells like old soup 🖕😾

[paper quail]

bruh

[minor ore]

He smells like Dreams and Memories

[civic flame]

yeah tell that to your mom ( i did her ) ( im your dad )

[paper quail]

Tooru smells like Rocks and Honey

[pseudo cargo]

You came back for me?

[civic flame]

i will drink tooru

[raw perch]

He doesn't he smells like bird crap and teddy bears

[worthy heron]

Atleast we can all agree that Joshu deserves to get boomed in the head and castrated and fed to starving rats

[civic flame]

yes

[raw perch]

:GRRR:

[hard meteor]

nah

[paper quail]

Joshu is the JOJO LION

[pseudo cargo]

Why do u love rai more than me

[raw perch]

Nevermind

I am a idiot

[pseudo cargo]

Joshu is actually not terrible

[worthy heron]

Maybe if lion meant being a little bitch

[minor ore]

Didn't Joshu like, willingly give his arm to Yasuho, AND AFTER LIKE NOT EVEN 2 SECONDS ASKS FOR IT BACK?

[civic flame]

haha green jumpsuit man is silly

[eternal meteor]

I cracked up at that, I love joshu so much

[near cedar]

Yep

[raw perch]

I mean that would be me if my arm turned into a baby hand

[minor ore]

It's the only thing I can remember

[minor ore]

“We don’t need Josuke! I’ll save you”
saves her
“Wait what the fuck I change my mind fuck you”

[civic flame]

haha

[minor ore]

LMAO

[raw perch]

Spaghetti

[eternal meteor]

joshu almost boned yasuho btw

[near cedar]

Accurate

[minor ore]

alr time to reread jojolion

[civic flame]

ha.

[worthy heron]

Imma save the reread like a day before rhe new chapter comes out

[minor ore]

Araki used Joshu so perfectly. He was probably thinking to himself, “what’s the most entertaining way I can present the ability of the new fruit to the reader? I know, make Joshu act like a dumbass.”

[eternal meteor]

imma start the reread at august 1st and read 7 chapters everyday to time jt perfectly

[civic flame]

amazing

[worthy heron]

7 chapters a day is like less than idk 1000 words lmao

[near cedar]

Considering I was hoping he wouldn't act like a dipshit and would help more all I was was disappointed

[worthy heron]

You can read all of jjl in a couple hours you'll be alright

[near cedar]

NKC never gets to do cool stuff

[minor ore]

Yeah

But Joshu is fun enough by himself so I don’t think it’s too bad, but I understand

[paper quail]

Joshu goat

[pseudo cargo]

Gappy > Joshu

[near cedar]

Oh my god

[edgy tiger]

Common knowledge

[near cedar]

The mad lad did it, they said something I agree with

[brave geyser]

what do you mean

[hard meteor]

It never gets a solo fight

[brave geyser]

he used it to lick his sister

[pseudo cargo]

Tooru still better than the person in your pfp

[near cedar]

HA HA HA HA HA

[edgy tiger]

[pseudo cargo]

Share your most unpopular jojo opinion

And I can’t be something like giorno is a good character because that’s semi popular

[brave geyser]

gwess isn't hot

[near cedar]

man that sentence is so fucking funny

[hard meteor]

Wired beck is the only good character in this series

[eternal meteor]

gwess looks like that random person at family gatherings that says she changed your diapers when you were a baby

[pseudo cargo]

It’s funny because it’s true

[edgy tiger]

Caesar should’ve taken out at least one pillar man, part 2 made the support cast look incompetent

[olive bobcat]

the support cast IS incompetent

[hard meteor]

Fr

[near cedar]

Sure sure, the crappy Tooru is better then the chad Rika in some parallel universe

[pseudo cargo]

That’s not u popular

[paper quail]

Two coffins

[pseudo cargo]

Yes lmao. Tooru dancing >> her whole character

[olive bobcat]

mine is will = gyro imo

[minor ore]

Idk who Rika is but she doesn’t look like she has the best stand ever so idk

[near cedar]

Boi there's no JoJo character as good as Rika

[edgy tiger]

Really? Never heard the take before

[hard meteor]

Caesar and Lisa Lisa both jobbed ,and there was that other side character that didn’t do shit in all of the fights

[minor ore]

This is your brain on visual novels

[pseudo cargo]

Dang mine was Tooru >= FV but yours is pretty unipolar also

[near cedar]

Haven't read it yet, I've watched the anime

[pseudo cargo]

I’m begging you to miss

[olive bobcat]

lisa lisa killed the only good character though

[minor ore]

Have you read typemoon

[paper quail]

Katawa JoJo

[hard meteor]

Rip wired beck

[minor ore]

Just like the calamities I don’t miss

[near cedar]

Not yet but I want to cuz I love Fate and Tsukihime, and Kara no Kyoukai

[pseudo cargo]

even a saint who makes no mistakes, it is inevitable that bad things will occur

Tooru has such fire quotes ngl

Honeslty the dumbest people are the ones that still think the head doctor and tooru are two different people

[raw perch]

[minor ore]

So gas

[minor ore]

Tell em how it is

[pseudo cargo]

🔥🔥🔥

Everything the head doctor says is literally coming from Tooru

He stole satoru afeku identity if y’all actually read the manga

[edgy tiger]

Bro... we know that??

[pseudo cargo]

Some people don’t

[hard meteor]

fr wtf is he talking about lol

[raw perch]

I forgot

[civic flame]

im stealing this line thanks

[raw perch]

[pseudo cargo]

Nah people saying the head doctor is a different character than tooru

[edgy tiger]

I’m confused cause ain’t that common knowledge to anyone who’s read jjl

[hard meteor]

it is

[pseudo cargo]

I’ve seen that recently peopel saying that

[hard meteor]

like maybe 2 or 3 people dont know that lol

[pseudo cargo]

Copy paste?

[thorny grove]

[pseudo cargo]

Lmfao welll idc cuz Tooru is the best villain

[near cedar]

That isn't recent

[pseudo cargo]

I could care less about main villains and minor villains

[near cedar]

That was happening since WoU talked for the first time

[minor ore]

W

[pseudo cargo]

Someone said that on Twitter like yesterday

[minor ore]

Sadly

[near cedar]

I told you to not

[minor ore]

Oooooh so that’s why he couldn’t post it

[near cedar]

Yes, because no copypasta

[olive bobcat]

biggest idiots are the people who still think jobins alive and will do something

[pseudo cargo]

W

Jobin got packed by Tooru

[dire furnace]

the Head Doctor isn't Tooru. Tooru doesn't have a medical degree 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[olive bobcat]

no one who gets jobbed by an aerosol can is worthy of calling themselves a main villain candidate

[minor ore]

So true!

[heavy ledge]

Jobin is aslive. Stoolp

[pseudo cargo]

Lmao nah people were counting the head doctor as a separate character from tooru

[near cedar]

He's dead

[pseudo cargo]

Tooru rocked Jobin

[heavy ledge]

Hwonubdar eto say jobin ded

[minor ore]

Yeah it was mad annoying ngl

[pseudo cargo]

W

[near cedar]

Always have been (the people saying that)

[dire furnace]

i see them as separate in the same way Whitesnake and Pucci were , not exactly it's own consciousness but could kinda think on its own as Tooru focused on other stuff ?

unless Tooru was transferring his consciousness from his body to WoU constantly.

[pseudo cargo]

Nah but everything the head doctor says is literally his words though

[minor ore]

Joshu's hair is diffsrent in the beggining

its better than his current one ngl

[near cedar]

So I'm not the only one who ever said that?

[worthy heron]

joshu hair is shit the entiretely f the part

[raw perch]

No

[pseudo cargo]

🙏

[near cedar]

Ye

[pseudo cargo]

Tooru >

[worthy heron]

tooru hair is also hot garbage

[pseudo cargo]

It’s hot fire

[worthy heron]

like an actual worse josuke haircut

[pseudo cargo]

He literally is a virgin Josuke

[worthy heron]

yea josuke a real mfer

[pseudo cargo]

W

But Tooru goated

[raw perch]

Wdym

Tooru has one of the best hairs in jojo

[worthy heron]

you are baiting

[raw perch]

No

[paper quail]

it's hot

Tooru's hair that is

[minor ore]

Tooru used to have normal hair and then he slowly became a mushroom

But his best design is his final

[worthy heron]

maybe if it was more defined curls

[raw perch]

Toorus hair is used to store his phone and stuff

[worthy heron]

https://imgur.com/TnZhSW4

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/d/de/Tohru.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20181119095948

His hair looks better here

than in th final no defined curls

[near cedar]

You mean ||when he is dust? :]||

[flint blaze]

so thats why people thought he was black