#jojolion

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dire furnace
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Tooru is actually 89 ???

hollow abyss
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Something like that hehehe

dire furnace
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nuts

minor ore
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jojolion has references from 2-6

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especially 2,4 and 5

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Me when Part X has a few similarities with Part Y (araki plagiarising??????)

uneven tendon
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Who was 79 years old around the time Tooru started to impersonate him

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So he had that identity for 10 years

molten crane
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I thought he was going to say that because it's Mother's day

uneven tendon
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True

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Man, the DiU is so stupid

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People can't believe that Stroheim died to normal weapons

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And want him to be a crusader

minor ore
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and not the head doctor

uneven tendon
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So they both would be the same age?

minor ore
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no i mean

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its like

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you know!!!

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whatever.

uneven tendon
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Yeah I get it

minor ore
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i read somewhere that a certain spelling of 89 in japanese sounds exactly like the word for calamity

uneven tendon
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Oh I see

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So the head doctor's age is calamity?

dire furnace
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just not a stardust one

uneven tendon
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Third Crusade

hard meteor
dire furnace
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Stroheim has stans and idk how to feel about that

uneven tendon
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For a nazi character he was cool

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But still a bad person

dire furnace
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why is Tooru really well drawn

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i just finished rereading JJL and man . .

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still hate him tho

uneven tendon
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Because it's Tooru

minor ore
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Stroheim stans after walking out of their history class

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dire furnace
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bang

quasi root
delicate burrow
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Stroheim stans when watch WW2 doc:

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very sad indeed šŸ˜”

minor ore
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Just replace mr breast with "the speedwagon foundation"

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Me when the funny dictator doesn't pensiveFlushed do le jojo pose šŸ˜‚ and muda ora šŸ˜†

uneven tendon
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So true

delicate burrow
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why is there an hd picture of big chungus

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tell me

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big chungus... what did you do

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barren bough
molten crane
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Did the thing again

uneven tendon
uneven tendon
hard meteor
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Eh rinas lame

uneven tendon
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Also, you slightly disrespected Holly since she also saved Josuke in 92

uneven tendon
hard meteor
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She doesnā€™t do anything of importance

molten crane
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lmao first two comments

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uneven tendon
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I saw those

junior coral
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Lil Mother Figure

errant tiger
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do you guys know any jojolion based channels?

runic adder
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jojodoss

patent merlin
molten crane
errant tiger
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ah yes i watched him today

molten crane
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oh epic

errant tiger
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oh wow

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i was just watching your latest video

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and realised that there arent any jojolion based channels

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like your content tho keep it up!

molten crane
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thank you

near cedar
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JoJodoss is a youtuber?

errant tiger
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o.O

molten crane
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I wouldn't say I'm completely jojolion based but i'm like 80% jojolion

molten crane
errant tiger
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yy

patent merlin
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JoJodoss is Ness?!1!?

near cedar
molten crane
errant tiger
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@near cedar they are pretty interesting

cold smelt
safe pawn
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epic

runic adder
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Haha they said the funny lion joke šŸ˜‚

heavy ledge
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Afternoon.

gritty mauve
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Is there any concept of science that araki hasnt broken

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and turned into a stand

olive bobcat
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uhhhhhhh

minor ore
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My dad is harassing me on valentines hair choices

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Saying he looks like a girl while I say he looks like a honey nut cheerio

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Also hi btw

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hi

barren bough
dire furnace
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GER vs Go Beyond

uneven tendon
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GER

olive bobcat
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ger

uneven tendon
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Go Beyond could defeat it, but Gappy can't control it

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Yet

light swift
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Ehhhh go beyond if he manages to hit em

dire furnace
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what even is go beyond

olive bobcat
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read

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jjl

dire furnace
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i did

olive bobcat
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and youll find out

dire furnace
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its a bubble . .

olive bobcat
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honestly, even if it can bypass RTZ, gers damage output is too high and S&W isnt great defensively

light swift
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Ok, spin is a thing made to break through defense, like the golden spin/infinite rotation. I believe this is the same principle with the bubbles, just pointing out the obvious.

runic adder
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Go beyond isnā€™t really breaking through a defense tho

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Like, itā€™s breaking through a defense of fate and logic

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If you wanna put it that way

light swift
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The explosive spin bubbles both exist and non existent, which allows them to bypass any foreign force like the calamity. Similar to the infinite rotation which chased valentine through dimensions and destroyed a horse cartage.

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Ok so

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Ticket to ride vs go beyond

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Go beyond would probably win

runic adder
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Ticket to ride is just weaker wou

light swift
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I donā€™t know about love train

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Ger undoes whatever just happened.

runic adder
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How can it undo something that doesnā€™t exist

light swift
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hawkins i really donā€™t know

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We still donā€™t have an answer to who would win tusk vs ger

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An unstoppable force vs an immovable object vs an unapproachable foe. Explaining the battle would take hours

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The world would just implode

uneven tendon
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TBH I don't see why people want Go Beyond to be golden when it's probably just meant to be white

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Like actual white in universe

runic adder
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The color of nothing is no color Smugechi

light swift
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So transparent

proud dawn
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Does Josuke becomes Josefumi again ?

light swift
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Heā€™s already josefumi

runic adder
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No

proud dawn
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yeah but i mean does he split

runic adder
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No

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That would be stupid

proud dawn
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So kira is dead forever

runic adder
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Yes

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He died a while ago

proud dawn
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sad momento

runic adder
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Yea

light swift
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Sad :(

heavy ledge
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josefumi

proud dawn
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xd

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well i'm only at chapter 30

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i spoiled myself a bit

light swift
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Oh shoot then get out

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Loads of spoilers in here

proud dawn
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does he recover his memories ?

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this

light swift
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I donā€™t think heā€™s gonna get em back but ya never know

proud dawn
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hmm

heavy ledge
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just read and you will find out

proud dawn
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ye

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p9 when cri

light swift
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A long while

heavy ledge
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never

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read jojolion

proud dawn
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i'm reading it

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hmmm

hard meteor
light swift
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And donā€™t speed read

proud dawn
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i don't

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i speedread sbr

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bc it's epic

minor ore
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uhm

proud dawn
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even if jojolion is epic i won't speedrun it

olive bobcat
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huh

light swift
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Yeah donā€™t speed read at all, you wonā€™t get an understanding of whats going on

proud dawn
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o ye

light swift
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Take time to look at whats happening, the environment

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The art is good and the way araki draws is really interesting

proud dawn
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isn't the girl that attacked josuke and norisuke the one on the boat

kind owlBOT
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@proud dawn, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

proud dawn
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ye

light swift
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You shouldā€™ve seen the cover for diamond is unbreakable lol

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Which girl?

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Who?

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Oh

proud dawn
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nvm it's a man

light swift
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You mean him

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The kid

proud dawn
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i thought it was a girl at first i just forgot

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he had a dick

light swift
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They make him crossdress to ward off the demons

proud dawn
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ye

light swift
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Oh

proud dawn
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hmmm

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who's the main antagonist

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there isn't one ?

heavy ledge
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i am

proud dawn
light swift
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Who else would be the main protag lmao

olive bobcat
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youre the main antagonist

mossy sinew
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||Haruno Higashikata||

proud dawn
uneven tendon
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Cap

heavy ledge
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no offense but if you are reading, go read. dont come ask questions here that will probably be answered while reading it, i respect you are not speed reading but asking for spoilers is pretty much the same

runic adder
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yea it would undo all of his development

hard meteor
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it would suck

uneven tendon
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I do wish the boys had it better, but I'd say they are happier as Josuke

light swift
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Yeah ur ruining it for urself

uneven tendon
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Especially Josefumi

proud dawn
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But the duo josefumi kira is good

heavy ledge
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just go and enjoy it at your own pace and if you got any questions regarding what you have read just come back

uneven tendon
proud dawn
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doesn't soft & wet gain an ability

uneven tendon
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I don't think we will get much beyond the new version of their deaths in 105

heavy ledge
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ignored

uneven tendon
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More like realized it

proud dawn
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wdym

heavy ledge
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liam

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you are doing a shit job

uneven tendon
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Jose

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I'm sorry

light swift
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Ok go back to where josuke pops out of the ground and look where yashuo takes a picture of his star mark

proud dawn
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Do you think Jojolion will come to an end soon

light swift
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Thereā€™s foreshadowing there

heavy ledge
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no, go read

uneven tendon
uneven tendon
proud dawn
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btw how did they obtain their stand ? is it related to the bite marks on their body ? (sorry for asking so many questions i'm just hyped)

proud dawn
uneven tendon
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No, I mean the Who Shot Johnny arc in SBR

junior coral
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In Chapter 99 he appears for a panel

proud dawn
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O

uneven tendon
proud dawn
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ye

delicate burrow
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Lmao remember this

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proud dawn
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wait it's only chapter 21/22

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i thought i read more

delicate burrow
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Bidoof angry is funny

uneven tendon
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We also saw ||Johnny's shrine|| in chapters 30 and 64

runic adder
delicate burrow
uneven tendon
proud dawn
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what became the cp

uneven tendon
proud dawn
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corpse parts

delicate burrow
runic adder
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do ya think somehow, the earthquake "disturbed" ||johnny's corpse||, causing the wall eyes? its possible but idk

light swift
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Cp worry

delicate burrow
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The Corpse Parts

uneven tendon
delicate burrow
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But dont call it CP

proud dawn
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What if josuke makes kids with his 4 balls

runic adder
uneven tendon
delicate burrow
heavy ledge
delicate burrow
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šŸ¤“ šŸ¤“ šŸ¤“

runic adder
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or ||someone stole johnnys corpse during the earthquake, or the night of the earthquake joshu ||

proud dawn
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it will be half josefumi and half kira

heavy ledge
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Im dying here

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My braincell count is dropping so fast

uneven tendon
runic adder
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||which is less likely, since its pure speculation that disturbing the corpse would cause the wall eyes||

uneven tendon
runic adder
proud dawn
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Johnny's corpse or the Corpse belonging to Johnny

heavy ledge
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If you have a child will the child be half of your parents?

light swift
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Tomato i need ur opinion

runic adder
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ffs

proud dawn
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ight

light swift
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What do you think of joshu?

uneven tendon
runic adder
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why do you think i tagged them

proud dawn
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Well i haven't read much

light swift
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Well know this

cunning vapor
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all that needs to happen is more johnny / corpse involvement

delicate burrow
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Tomato is probably a Roblox jojo fan. Nobody calls the Corpse Parts CP lmao

cunning vapor
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which hopefully will

proud dawn
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but i think he's an asshole

light swift
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Heā€™s a chad

heavy ledge
cunning vapor
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since the reutnr of katto

runic adder
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exactly, so dont click the spoilers designed NOT to spoil you

proud dawn
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wha-

light swift
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In every situation

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Heā€™s a chad

uneven tendon
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Tomato, I'd recommend you to return to this chat once you've read more

proud dawn
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wdym

runic adder
light swift
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Donā€™t listen to the community or anyone here

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Heā€™s pure chad

proud dawn
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hmmm

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alr

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i still think he's a pervert Trollge

cunning vapor
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4 balls joke = immediate jojolion reader whos only actually read 1 chapter

proud dawn
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true

light swift
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4 eyes

delicate burrow
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Yeah

cunning vapor
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2 tongues

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half determination

delicate burrow
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Josuke has 2 dicks

proud dawn
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why doesn't the wall eyes have eyes wow

kind owlBOT
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@proud dawn, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

cunning vapor
delicate burrow
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He hides the other one in his hat

uneven tendon
light swift
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Oh have you seen killer queen yet tomato?

proud dawn
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Yes because i spoiled myself

cunning vapor
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josuke digs out johnnys body holding him like jotaro jolyne then soft and wet gets a powerbuff then at the same time josuke gets a hair reveal

proud dawn
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it looks good

delicate burrow
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Yes, indeed

proud dawn
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but we don't see much of its abilities

heavy ledge
delicate burrow
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Josuke is a real dickhead

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šŸ˜

light swift
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Yeah the bomb transmution is gone but we got something just as cool

uneven tendon
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I wouldn't say Josuke is a dickhead, but he does lack boundries

proud dawn
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ye

cunning vapor
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my only fear

light swift
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Joshu drip

runic adder
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ohh nvm

proud dawn
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well he can spawn many sha so funi

heavy ledge
runic adder
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thought you were insulting me lmao

cunning vapor
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imagine josuke hair is kpop middle part

heavy ledge
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ive just told liam he was doing a shit job as a jojolion elitist

delicate burrow
uneven tendon
cunning vapor
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Jungkook Higashikata

proud dawn
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I said i spoiled myself

light swift
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Wait isnā€™t joshu like a jpop fan?

uneven tendon
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K-Pop is Korean

runic adder
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hes an idol fan

uneven tendon
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Joshu likes Japanese idols

delicate burrow
runic adder
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i forgot the idols name

delicate burrow
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Lmao

light swift
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FUCK i didnā€™t spoiler that

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Yeah correction

proud dawn
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i read the chapter of the the fusion between kira and josefumi and right before

runic adder
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oh so vitamin c arc

proud dawn
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ye

runic adder
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yea leave this chat

uneven tendon
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It's ironic that Joshu likes idols when he is very distrusting about most things in the world

cunning vapor
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the 4 best jojolion arcs
WoU
ozone baby
tamaki damo
MILAGRO MAN

runic adder
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you have a whole half of jjl left for you

proud dawn
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ye

heavy ledge
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no use to leave the chat they spoiled themselves they said

proud dawn
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I'll be back in 60 chapters chad

uneven tendon
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Like why does my boy trust some girl over plane pilots?

light swift
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||Be like joshu, measure the weight of fish sausages before cooking||

cunning vapor
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enjoy JJL best part >>>>>>>>>> mid ball run

heavy ledge
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because he doesnt believe in god

uneven tendon
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Joseph moment

light swift
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Joshu is atheist, joshu does not like spoiled milk!

olive bobcat
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he loves "fish sausages"

heavy ledge
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the fact he doesnt trust spoiled milk is because he doesnt believe god will save his ass if he gets sick

kind owlBOT
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@heavy ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 24 !

light swift
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Fuck those pancakes made with day old milk

heavy ledge
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he wont leave things to odds

uneven tendon
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Hato is so stupid that not only she thought Hawaii is in Japan and immediately fell in love with Damo after he wrote a note that says ''I love you'', but she also believes in god

cunning vapor
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hato is based

light swift
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Thereā€™s a video on how joshu might have autism

uneven tendon
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And didn't bother to listen to Joshu's mushroom idea

runic adder
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lets not get into religious arguments here

cunning vapor
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who would not love damo

heavy ledge
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damo sucks

delicate burrow
uneven tendon
light swift
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Based

cunning vapor
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What he did is fucking dope bruh that i love u shit was funny

delicate burrow
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Shuckmeister's videos on jojo make my blood boil

uneven tendon
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Shuckmeister's worst Jojo videos are part 6 rewritten and the one on chapter 106

cunning vapor
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xforts jojo part 9 video makes my blood boil he shits on part 8 so much there

delicate burrow
light swift
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Yeah it was all bad socializing

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All of it.

uneven tendon
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The guy thought that Tooru eating the New Locacaca goes against his goals, even though he also needs to SURVIVE

light swift
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Iirc

uneven tendon
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The dude is DYING

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Nobody else is there to replace him if he's dead

light swift
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He got fuckin Kakyoined bruh

mossy sinew
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Why lol

heavy ledge
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i have to admit that i found damo funny and cute when he was introduced and then i was like:

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delicate burrow
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One time in this chat. I guy came here to post a video of shuckmeister that complained about chapter 106

cunning vapor
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i knew josuke was cool as fuck when he started boxing the shit out of ojiro

uneven tendon
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The only Jojo character that I think SOMEWHAT makes sense to be autistic is Giorno

kind owlBOT
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@uneven tendon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 40 !

uneven tendon
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But he's also clearly not that

delicate burrow
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And the guy Said. "This is basicly my problem with chapter 106"

hard meteor
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I remember that

delicate burrow
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It was pretty cringy lmao

light swift
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What do u think of xforts?

hard meteor
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Shucks points where dumb

heavy ledge
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how can u tell a character is neurodivergent i dont have any idea of that

delicate burrow
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Yeah

cunning vapor
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and i hate that

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šŸ˜”

heavy ledge
light swift
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Bad opinion jojolion based part

hard meteor
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Honestly I gotta wonder if shuck just speeds through the chapters every time he says something

cunning vapor
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He also thinks josuke getting a powerup out of nowhere is poorly written, and they shouldve found a way to outsmart WOU, when its ability is completely unbeatable

uneven tendon
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Another dumb Shucks point is that Caato coming back isn't worth it

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Or that it's too late

hard meteor
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Like how do you read the entirety of the wou arc and think tooru saving himself was out of character??

light swift
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Yeah but some people just want to go straight into the action, i disagree with that way of thinking but i respect it.

olive bobcat
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jojodoss best jojotuber

heavy ledge
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"power up", clearly they havent read jojolion

uneven tendon
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When Araki brought Ojiro after back like 80 chapters

delicate burrow
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Most problem with jojotubers is that they do help some sterotypes with the jojo series

cunning vapor
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Clearly

delicate burrow
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Like the unfunny memes and cringy stuff

uneven tendon
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A lot of old Jojo videos before HB's Araki forgot series had a bunch of bullshit like ''Dio was originally supposed to have the ability of every Stand, but that was changed''

light swift
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Probably has something to do with how josuke came to be. Sandwiched in dirt in a enclosed space

delicate burrow
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Like "Kono Dio da" or "ora ora ora muda muda muda"

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This is stuff jojotubers popularize

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Or the god forsaken"Araki forgot"

heavy ledge
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jojotubers are a disease honestly, not everyone, but as far as people comment they all have shit takes and spread misinformation and bad memes

uneven tendon
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Another dumb complaint about Jojolion is that the Stands are too weird

delicate burrow
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Yeah

hard meteor
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Yeah

uneven tendon
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Or not enough punchy punchy

cunning vapor
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the best oe is Bizarre Star platinum

light swift
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Tho i do like hamon beat

cunning vapor
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he makes good videos

delicate burrow
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Only good one is jojodossšŸ˜Ž

uneven tendon
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Hamon Beat makes good videos, but I don't like his attitude

delicate burrow
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He's racist lmao

light swift
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Yeah

delicate burrow
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Hamon beat based

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Lmao

cunning vapor
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jojodoss the funny jojolion man?

light swift
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He was pretty racey on twitter lol

delicate burrow
light swift
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The joe doss

uneven tendon
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He debunked the racism thing pretty well though I still don't fully believe it, but even if we're ignoring that I don't like how after his part 5 video he becomes enraged and mad at all Jojo fans

hard meteor
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Heā€™s got descent content but heā€™s really shitty outside of it

light swift
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Beat the jojo fans for being naughty

mossy sinew
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What if he's just an alien lol

cunning vapor
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i am baffled at how people think this! summarizes all of his videos

delicate burrow
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I thought his atitude against the araki forgot was right tho

junior coral
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It's just hitting me now that Caato is back lol

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wtf

uneven tendon
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I think the worst Hamon Beat video in recent memory is his ''what is considered a Stand part 1'' video

mossy sinew
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lol

cunning vapor
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all the curses and shit

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theory good

uneven tendon
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The video starts off pretty well but it eventually becomes ''Stands were percieved as gods, and the Stand users we see are the descendants of the originals''

delicate burrow
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And what about that song lmao

uneven tendon
delicate burrow
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That rap jojo song

molten crane
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agreed Jojodoss is a pretty good channel

delicate burrow
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I forgot the name

uneven tendon
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And it works much better with the whole saints and curses thing

molten crane
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wish I knew them

olive bobcat
heavy ledge
cunning vapor
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are u the real one.

molten crane
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yes

cunning vapor
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i have laughed a few times i might Suscribe

brittle lodge
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sus

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cribe

runic adder
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the worst jojodoss video is----

molten crane
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You can check my profile, my youtube link is there

delicate burrow
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Jojodoss > every Jojo yt

sinful bramble
molten crane
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maybe maybe

molten crane
hard meteor
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Agree

molten crane
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idk every may be a stretch

delicate burrow
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Nah lmao

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That time you read the wou copypasta made me laugh so hard

molten crane
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lmao

cunning vapor
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this stand is santa claus!

delicate burrow
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If my mic worked id say that was amazing

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šŸ˜”

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Damn

molten crane
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unfort

molten crane
delicate burrow
heavy ledge
hard meteor
molten crane
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imagine calling your son king nothing

brittle lodge
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chad

delicate burrow
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King nothing best stand

runic adder
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im gonna call my son do do do de da da da

delicate burrow
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šŸ˜Ž

runic adder
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or ozon baby

delicate burrow
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Call him tooru and feed him wasps

runic adder
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would eating wasps actually be that bad?

delicate burrow
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No

olive bobcat
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im naming my son urban guerilla

delicate burrow
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Its nutricious

sinful bramble
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Iā€™m gonna name my son ā€œPoorā€

runic adder
sinful bramble
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And change my surname to Tom

runic adder
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im naming my son doggy style

sinful bramble
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Sure would be funny if ā€œPoorā€ ended up financially stable

heavy ledge
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my sons name will be Jojolion Best Part

sinful bramble
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As if he was a doctor or something

delicate burrow
runic adder
barren bough
heavy ledge
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and my daughers name will be Rai's Ass

cunning vapor
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Naming my son the flow of calamity

molten crane
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gonna name my son "Hair Clip Rock Insect"

hard meteor
#

naming my son speed king

brittle lodge
barren bough
#

naming my kid Paisley Park

delicate burrow
brittle lodge
#

im naming my kid Vitamin C

light swift
delicate burrow
#

Im going to name my kid charlie

cinder crane
#

my son will be named "nuts n. bolts"

runic adder
delicate burrow
#

Dam

runic adder
#

D7 is the asbestos one

delicate burrow
#

I forgot Sorry

runic adder
#

obladi is the tear-off-your-flesh one

heavy ledge
#

truth is i will never have children but maybe a dog

light swift
#

My child name will be either king nothing or i am a rock

delicate burrow
#

Goose has been cancelled for being a fake fan

#

šŸ˜”

light swift
sudden nymph
sinful bramble
#

Iwasuke home fully

#

hopefully*

heavy ledge
#

iwasuke in spanish sounds weird, it is similar to cum so i wont be able to

runic adder
delicate burrow
#

Iwasuke best jojo dog

heavy ledge
#

alright

delicate burrow
light swift
#

I like to imagine non combat oriented stands with combat abilities, what would paisy park be able to do?

brittle lodge
uneven tendon
# heavy ledge why would this be bad, i havent seen the video. enlighten me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPs1Ltzgeg

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heavy ledge
delicate burrow
#

Ooh

heavy ledge
#

iwasuke would be like "iwaske"

runic adder
delicate burrow
#

Learning is fun

uneven tendon
#

Also, Jojodoss' latest video was slightly cringe for him thinking Mitsuba is even comparable to Holly

brittle lodge
runic adder
delicate burrow
#

Say iwasuke like. E-wah-su-kay

uneven tendon
#

I'm sorry, but Mitsuba isn't a match for Holly

delicate burrow
#

Then no cum dog

heavy ledge
#

iuasuque

runic adder
delicate burrow
#

šŸ˜­

heavy ledge
#

uruguay

delicate burrow
#

Bolivia

#

U ar gae

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For joshu

light swift
#

Correct

vagrant fjord
#

ew

molten crane
uneven tendon
#

I suppose you have a point

uneven tendon
vagrant fjord
#

joshu are ew

uneven tendon
#

No

vagrant fjord
#

yes

hard meteor
#

No

runic adder
heavy ledge
#

oh no, joshuphobes

delicate burrow
molten crane
runic adder
#

epic embed fail

uneven tendon
runic adder
delicate burrow
#

Me when Joshuphobes

Screenshot_20210509-0101532.png
heavy ledge
#

ojiro so fine

molten crane
runic adder
#

ojiro really did drink the chad hypnosis potion after he got his ass beat by josuke

uneven tendon
light swift
#

Iā€™m still waiting for joshuā€™s stand to evolve

vagrant fjord
#

lol how

uneven tendon
#

Nut Beyond

light swift
#

I do not care if weā€™re nearing the end

#

I need to see

#

Rn

delicate burrow
cunning vapor
#

Call King Beyond

light swift
#

He has an a

cunning vapor
#

Beyond Park

delicate burrow
#

SPEEEEEEEEN

light swift
#

In developmental potential

vagrant fjord
#

araki wont go for that

uneven tendon
#

Joshu's screws are spinning

hard meteor
#

King nut beyond

vagrant fjord
#

in joshu

delicate burrow
#

Yes

uneven tendon
#

Of course he uses Spin

cunning vapor
#

joshus screws spin to the point that its infinitely close to zero!

delicate burrow
#

Joshu gonna learn spin like Johnny

uneven tendon
#

Joshu already knows Spin

#

That's also how he learned of the New Locacaca

delicate burrow
#

Cringe Joshuphobes don't have any good arguements

uneven tendon
#

Imagine if Tooru's ultimate in the next fighting game is making his cane get stuck in someone's eye

molten crane
delicate burrow
#

Yes

hard meteor
molten crane
#

guaranteed evolution

light swift
#

Make nut call king act 2 real pls araki

uneven tendon
#

Why does it have E in precision though?

delicate burrow
#

Doss, dude. You gotta make a video on that theory

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

Or C in power and D in speed

molten crane
uneven tendon
#

Doss, can you make a video on Jobin's possible return?

runic adder
# molten crane

Just asking, have there ever been other stands with A in dev potential that didnā€™t evolve?

uneven tendon
runic adder
uneven tendon
#

Kiss

delicate burrow
hard meteor
runic adder
sinful bramble
#

Lots of stands with an A in developmental potential have one because the ability itself evolves rather than the Stand

uneven tendon
#

It's not about being practical, it's about spreading the truth

#

That Jobin will return

delicate burrow
#

Jobin will learn spin and become joshu

#

Oh no

uneven tendon
#

Also, calling it: chapter 107 will have a flashback

molten crane
delicate burrow
#

Guys. MY FAMILY KEEPS PLAYING MADE IN HEAVEN

#

OH NO

hard meteor
#

Jobin will use his hidden abilities to go on an all out 2v1 against joshu and josuke

vagrant fjord
hard meteor
#

This is the truth keicho

runic adder
molten crane
#

may 18th

uneven tendon
hard meteor
#

18th

true ore
#

9 more days

sinful bramble
#

9 days

runic adder
#

18 for my time zone

vagrant fjord
#

ay its on my birthday

#

epic

runic adder
#

Thatā€™s the 10 anniversary of jjl

delicate burrow
uneven tendon
#

Though Stairway To Heaven's lyrics does make more sense for the Stand than Made In Heaven

runic adder
#

As well as volume 26 release, volume 25 color

#

Lots of fun happening on 10 anniversary

delicate burrow
#

I HEAR MY PARENTS REACHING HEAVEN

true ore
#

volume 25 color?

runic adder
#

Yea

delicate burrow
#

AAAAAAAAAAAA

brittle lodge
uneven tendon
runic adder
#

On the same day as 107

true ore
#

i have volume 25 mono

runic adder
#

We got a small preview

true ore
#

damn

runic adder
#

And they already fucked it up

#

The monologue was pretty good

#

But they made rais hair blue

#

Like...why

uneven tendon
#

Imagine if in 107 Araki canonizes all the colors, to troll Shueisha

true ore
#

i think rais hair just looks blue

#

with lighting and all

uneven tendon
#

Nah, it is actually blue

true ore
#

damn

hard meteor
#

Bruh I just remembered the blue hair trishcry

runic adder
#

His father also has blue hair

#

In the photo

#

So itā€™s def not lighting

uneven tendon
#

Blue Rai fartsmella
Blonde Rai smartfella

runic adder
#

At least young(er) norisuke looks fabulous

hard meteor
#

Tf were they thinking

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

Chapter 99 in general looks awful

#

What have they done to one of the top 5 best Jojolion chapters

hard meteor
#

Massacered it,I feel bad for the people that are just gonna read it full color when the part ends

runic adder
#

They will make go beyond

#

Red

#

Or pink

uneven tendon
#

Also, how do you think the anime will handle the SBR extra chapters?

#

In between episodes?

molten crane
#

they better include 7 days in a week

runic adder
hard meteor
#

Wonder if theyā€™ll keep the Steven steel one

uneven tendon
#

They probably will

#

Do you think they might change Milagro Man's placement in the story though?

#

Like maybe after Caato instead of before

sinful bramble
molten crane
#

milagro man is fine where it is

uneven tendon
#

How will they handle the 3 one though?

#

3 is just exposition on Stands and Spin

true ore
#

is there a volume 24 color?

#

or is 25 a special one

runic adder
#

Yes

elfin tangle
runic adder
#

Volume 24 isnā€™t translated but itā€™s out

true ore
#

i own mono volume 24

runic adder
#

Fr? Thatā€™s awesome

true ore
#

i was wondering if there is a color version of it

runic adder
#

Yea I donā€™t have a link but Iā€™m sure someone does

minor ore
#

25 is coloured and will be releasing in like 9 days

uneven tendon
#

They might have it so the Johnny flashback takes place in only one episode instead of splitting it in half

true ore
#

i already own 25 mono im so confused. Are there two sets? one mono and one color?

minor ore
#

Wish i could but im in the same situation

minor ore
true ore
#

okay thanks

runic adder
cunning vapor
#

who is holding the phone šŸ¤”

unknown.png
runic adder
#

?

#

Wdym

#

Josuke is holding the phone in that picture

uneven tendon
#

No, it's Tsurugi

#

He's posting his new sick rock origami form on Instagram

runic adder
#

Kino

junior coral
#

joe joe

molten crane
#

dose

storm moss
#

so are spoilers said in channels like these or ...

mossy sinew
tame plover
#

Yea

#

Like you can say spoilers about the part your are in the channel for

#

And the parts before

storm moss
#

ah that makes sense

#

any bets for if tooru is gonna die in the next chapter

kind owlBOT
#

@storm moss, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

barren night
#

They gotta kill off someone they've been building it up for a while

storm moss
#

was kei not enough ppMELTDOWN

barren night
#

Kei was more than enough, and Araki is the king of taking things even farther than that

#

what if yasuho dies omg

hard meteor
#

shes the narrator bro she cant die

barren night
#

There's always a chance tho

tame plover
#

Thatā€™s what Jonathan and Johnny tought about them being the mc

#

and jolyne kind of

hard meteor
#

i mean johnnys came ten years after the part was done

junior coral
tame plover
#

Shhhhh

heavy ledge
#

she can narrate from heaven

barren night
#

Gappy could take over too

heavy ledge
#

dont u dare

barren night
#

:)

storm moss
#

lol

#

her anime stand is probably gonna be born in that way or some shit

uneven tendon
hard meteor
#

his death came years later

uneven tendon
#

Yeah it was a joke

#

Yasuho won't die, Joshu definitely won't die, and Josuke will probably live

#

And the other Josuke will also live

storm moss
#

or
they all die

uneven tendon
#

Nah

storm moss
#

imagine josuke just misses and the entire universe warps around the impact

uneven tendon
#

Flash forward showed at least 4 (probably 5) of them are alive

storm moss
#

world is no more ppSmoker

#

there was a flash forward?

uneven tendon
#

Chapter 83

#

It was 13 minutes before the harvest

storm moss
#

oh yeah that.
doesn't it contradict what's going on now

uneven tendon
#

It does

storm moss
#

so basically ...

uneven tendon
#

But we will still reach that point, somehow

storm moss
#

U_U denial.

uneven tendon
#

How is that denial, that flash forward is the entire setup of the WoU arc

#

Current Jojolion events are like an hour and a half away from that point

storm moss
#

i doubt it the rokkaka has already been harvested

runic adder
#

We donā€™t have a measure of time for this point

#

Last time the locacaca countdown was active was 97

#

And that was 2 hours ish

uneven tendon
#

A New Locacaca will be harvested, it remains to be seen how

#

Possibly a 2nd branch?

hard meteor
#

maybe

runic adder
#

Or the two fruits that used to be on the plant

#

They were last seen in 94

hard meteor
#

yeah but those came off the branch already

runic adder
#

And?

#

They can still be used

uneven tendon
#

One fruit for Joshu, the other for Tsurugi

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

And the one harvested will be for Holly

runic adder
#

Joshus arm will grow back

hard meteor
#

can they? didnt they still need to be on the branch until the harvest was complete

uneven tendon
#

Yeah

runic adder
hard meteor
#

or am i just misremembering details

runic adder
#

Iā€™m like, very sure that the harvest was NOT complete when joshu took one off the branch

hard meteor
#

yeah but that was still ripe

runic adder
#

Yea but what says the others arenā€™t also ripe

hard meteor
#

nevermind i mispoke

runic adder
#

Like, being 2 hours from ripeness sounds pretty eatable to me

hard meteor
#

the fruit yasuho ate wasnt ripe

storm moss
#

honestly there's no telling what an unripe fruit will do

runic adder
#

Well, josefumi ate one

#

That was the most unripe fruit

#

Iā€™m more interested in what a fully ripe fruit will do

#

Will it have the power to lift the curse?

#

If so, what counts as healing for the new locacaca?

#

If itā€™s able to heal curses themself

storm moss
#

so giorno but fruit form

runic adder
#

?

uneven tendon
hard meteor
#

fully ripe should be able to lift them

storm moss
#

oh yeah the hoshikage curse forgot about that

uneven tendon
#

Maybe Joshu eats it and unlocks Nut Beyond, which can also heal things?

hard meteor
#

bruh

#

how do you forget the curse

uneven tendon
storm moss
#

lmao [nut beyond]

uneven tendon
storm moss
#

it's easy
don't care about tsurugi

uneven tendon
#

Clearly you haven't read Jojolion

hard meteor
storm moss
uneven tendon
storm moss
#

listen man
i only care about tooru getting clapped

#

it's hard to remember or care about everyone elses affairs

uneven tendon
#

So you didn't properly read Jojolion

#

Also, even if you don't care about Tsurugi, the whole point of the story is to BREAK A CURSE

storm moss
uneven tendon
storm moss
#

and here i thought it was to cure holy

uneven tendon
#

Holly isn't cursed, she's sick

#

Her disease isn't related to the rock disease

storm moss
#

but the rokkaka is what she needs to get better

#

so what's your point

uneven tendon
storm moss
uneven tendon
barren bough
#

what do we think will happen to Jobin/Kaato/Tooru in the next few chapters?

storm moss
#

isn't wou just ger but slightly less powerful

uneven tendon
#

How?

snow heron
uneven tendon
#

How is WoU anything like GER

#

GER resets actions and willpower to 0, WoU causes calamities

storm moss
#

automatic stands that defend the user and apply effects to the assailant

snow heron
#

Bru-

#

So

uneven tendon
#

But those are completely different types of automatic Stands

#

Are you baiting or what?

snow heron
#

It's bait bro

uneven tendon
#

It's hard to know, because there are people who genuinely ask this type of shit

#

Though yes, it probably is bait

snow heron
#

That's GioGio for you

storm moss
#

i'm just saying they operate in similar ways

#

if we'd actually seen ger used more than once this would be easier to talk about

uneven tendon
snow heron
uneven tendon
snow heron
#

I am always correct 100%

#

Yes

uneven tendon
storm moss
#

are stands only similar to you people unless they have basically the same ability
like doggy style and stone free

uneven tendon
storm moss
#

no actual debate and just anger huh?

uneven tendon
#

Because how can you debate something like that?

storm moss
#

so you agree that it's fact

sudden nymph
storm moss
sudden nymph
#

Yeah there is design too

#

Why do you ask

storm moss
#

and stats

sudden nymph
#

I donā€™t pay attention to stand stats most are bullshit

uneven tendon
#

Hey Dino

sudden nymph
#

Hi

uneven tendon
#

I have a question

sudden nymph
#

For me?

uneven tendon
#

Almost a month ago you said I'm the best new member

#

Is that still accurate?

storm moss
#

well yes but still
the point is abilities aren't the only way stands can be similar

uneven tendon
sudden nymph
#

Probably still

uneven tendon
uneven tendon
sudden nymph
uneven tendon
#

Dude thinks the New Locacaca is somehow like Giorno

storm moss
#

then why make a confrontational statement

kind owlBOT
#

@storm moss, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

uneven tendon
#

And that the flash forward won't happen

runic adder
#

Flashforward is understandable if Iā€™m being honest

storm moss
#

no i didn't.
i said your theory for what it can do it like giorno's stand.

sudden nymph
runic adder
#

Many have lost hope Tiredsuke

uneven tendon
storm moss
#

it was

uneven tendon
#

It is

sudden nymph
#

Plot twist Joshu unlocks Nut in heaven

storm moss
#

no it isn't
is the house partially destroyed in the flash forward?

runic adder
#

Until we get to 13 minutes before the harvest do not lose faith PepePray

uneven tendon
#

Those events still happened

uneven tendon
storm moss
#

exactly.

#

so why are you even still hoping for this

uneven tendon
#

Because we have yet to see how we reach that point

uneven tendon
#

It's what WILL happen

storm moss
#

if you say so

sudden nymph
#

We still havenā€™t seen paper moon kingā€™s evolution it could have something to do with it

uneven tendon
hard meteor
#

Yeah like thereā€™s no way araki would completely throw away the flashforward it would not work with the narrative

storm moss
#

whether it happens or not i hope you can handle it

uneven tendon
runic adder
#

Or caatos full stand power troll_gape

hard meteor
#

It will happen one way or another

sudden nymph
uneven tendon
runic adder
storm moss
#

what was caato's ability again

runic adder
#

D4c with cards

uneven tendon
runic adder
#

From what weā€™ve seen so far

storm moss
#

oh ..

runic adder
#

Or enigma with cards

#

Pick your poison

sudden nymph
storm moss
#

wack

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

Why was NKC deleted?

runic adder
#

You know bundles are a thing in Minecraft now right?

storm moss
#

wait people, objects or both?

runic adder
#

We donā€™t know

storm moss
#

ah.

uneven tendon
#

We only saw objects

runic adder
#

As far as we can tell objects

storm moss
#

cause like.

sudden nymph
storm moss
#

why didn't she just ... store the dead kid in there

runic adder
#

Why would she

#

She needed to bury the kid

storm moss
#

oh yeah.
sorry it's been a year since i read that

uneven tendon
#

Yeah, by using Johnny's corpse

storm moss
timid badger
#

Shouldā€™ve hid the evidence with her stand

sudden nymph
#

Mystery man is probably Johnnyā€™s son to be honest I donā€™t see any other option

uneven tendon
#

Or maybe it's older Joshu?

sudden nymph
#

Does anyone remember that terrible theory I made about the mystery man

uneven tendon
#

I do

storm moss
#

which mystery man?

uneven tendon
storm moss
#

the guy we randomly see at the beginning

#

ah

runic adder
sudden nymph
runic adder
#

Remember that theoretically Johnny could have fused with jobins bully cuz they are buried right next to each other

uneven tendon
#

Maybe flashback man is actually Yoshiteru Kira?

runic adder
#

Lol

uneven tendon
#

The head had a guardian that showed up for one panel

sudden nymph
minor ore
#

i bet he's gonna forget bout flashback man

uneven tendon
#

I don't think he will

sudden nymph
#

Araki doesnā€™t actually forget that often

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

uneven tendon
#

Ojiro came from the same arc as flashback man, and he clearly came back

#

So why wouldn't flashback man?

molten crane
#

flashback man being johnny's son is weird because JOhnny's son is 113 during Jojolion

minor ore
#

flashback man could be yoshiteru ofc

uneven tendon
#

Well, Kira would know him as his grandpa

molten crane
sudden nymph
storm moss
#

so what's the most confusing stand so far

uneven tendon
#

Oh yeah, Johnny is the great-great grandpa

runic adder
#

Unless somehow curing rock disease makes you a rock human itā€™s not Johnnyā€™s son lol

uneven tendon
#

Jojolion

storm moss
hard meteor
runic adder
#

Wou is pretty interesting, I donā€™t think itā€™s that hard to grasp tho

molten crane
runic adder
#

Fun fun fun has a meticulous set up but itā€™s not difficult to explain

sudden nymph
uneven tendon