jojolion

[timid badger]

Ah okay gracias

[teal meadow]

Call me crazy but joshu looks kinda like italian RSI from ww2

Idk it's just me

[minor ore]

yeah just you

[timid badger]

Don’t remember where i saw it but someone made Joshu actually look like a functioning member of society by giving him a normal haircut

[minor ore]

huh

[uneven tendon]

He already is a functioning member of society

[heavy ledge]

u never chill in this chat do u

[uneven tendon]

[light swift]

He's functional

Society is disfunctional

He is beauty

[uneven tendon]

What if Josuke and Joshu switched styles?

Joshu wears a sailor hat, Josuke has Joshu's haircut

[timid badger]

Riots would ensue

[hearty flower]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-part8-where-the-fuck-is-the-jojolion-araki-gif-18650327

[pure charm]

Jojowion

[white pasture]

just realizing

how broken

ozone baby is

purple haze = lasts too short, small range
green day = specific rules, go up
weather report = purple haze but a lil better
grateful dead = cold

ozone baby = kills you in a few mins 100m range no matter what 😹

its literally just the big aoe stands but no weakness

[uneven tendon]

But can it defeat Doobie Wah?

[white pasture]

wait..

u need a science major for that idk how all the atmospheric shit and breathing works

[gilded ether]

I have done it

I am finally caught up

[uneven tendon]

Nice

[gilded ether]

Spoiler immunity reached 😎

[uneven tendon]

So, what do you think on Nut King Call barrage?

[minor ore]

furry cring

[gilded ether]

Joshu coming in clutch

[timid badger]

Caught up a couple days ago too my friend. Welcome 🙏

[gilded ether]

Let's goo

[gilded ether]

🙁

Regular joshu is better 🙄

[timid badger]

Lmao it wasn’t this

Think i saw it on ||tiktok||

[timid badger]

Doobie Wah has a much faster time to kill, the setup is just a lil harder tho

Holy shit i just realized ||ozone baby can ez clap WoU||

Been thinking about automated, deadly, trap type stands, and it’s exactly that

[gilded ether]

Couldn't beat a fire

[timid badger]

Found it. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMebdymaS/

[uneven tendon]

Nah

[minor ore]

nope

[timid badger]

Most people rejected His message

[uneven tendon]

Do you think the anime will use only Kei's recent design or all the ones she had?

[minor ore]

its pretty much the same isnt it

[minor ore]

probably both

[uneven tendon]

Will they also use both designs for Ojiro?

[minor ore]

no

[uneven tendon]

Tooru?

[minor ore]

nah

[uneven tendon]

Jobin?

[minor ore]

the only notable design change on kei is the hair

so they can pull it off

[uneven tendon]

The hair wasn't changed, she always wore it in a bun except the scene when Josuke found out who she really is

[minor ore]

then whats the problem

[uneven tendon]

There's no problem

[minor ore]

he didnt really change

[uneven tendon]

I've also been wondering: do you think the Jojolion anime will do something similar to Great Days and the Bites the Dust version?

[viral plume]

Probably, possibly something relating to Go Beyond

And something with WoU probably

[uneven tendon]

Maybe a "calamitied" version?

Like Rai getting holes, Kei has a cane in her eye, Norisuke bleeding

[hard meteor]

yeah something like that

[sage crag]

blue screen

or interference

Idk

I don't really think there'll be jojolion anime tbh

[uneven tendon]

Why not?

[sage crag]

Idk just don't think there'll be

[minor ore]

lmao

if they dont do jojolion

then they wont do sbr either

[uneven tendon]

The anime director said he's most excited to make Jojolion

They don't have any reason not to

[minor ore]

wait what

nah lol

when did he say that

[upper knoll]

https://twitter.com/jousuke_SandW/status/1391006769825021954

ふぁる子（Falco） (@jousuke_SandW)

Lokakaka

Twitter · May 8, 2021, 12:27 PM

[minor ore]

tsuda

tsuda pog

[hard meteor]

Kino

[sage crag]

Ok I didn't know that kekw

[upper knoll]

there will be joeylion anime you just gotta wait a few years

[primal dagger]

It isn't up to the anime director if another part gets green lit or not though. Hopefully JJL does get animated, but anything could happen years down the line.

[uneven tendon]

I agree

[sage crag]

but if there's a wou version of jojolion anime then I think it will be similar chase, but when Satoru face appear an interference/blue screen and fucking the opening before his face is shown, then it plays the "Are you intending to pursuit me?" speech

[minor ore]

why blue screen lol

[sage crag]

Idk

[minor ore]

probably characters bumping into things

[sage crag]

just daydreamed it somewhere

[uneven tendon]

Maybe the rock insects will replace all the characters?

[uneven tendon]

Or it could be like in the manga and we only see his back until he's revealed to be a Stand

[sage crag]

I mean, could happen when it is revealed he is a stand

[heavy ledge]

Morning

[minor ore]

Gm

[runic adder]

Crazy train in the opening

[uneven tendon]

Tooru dancing as the OP

The Wonder Of You for credits

[nocturne whale]

Nah

[barren bough]

[primal lintel]

imagine the tooru dance scene in the anime tho

four minutes of solo tooru vibing

[hollow abyss]

I want that

I want Tooru to dance with me

[uneven tendon]

Could they still play The Wonder of You?

Joshu is better than tham

[hollow abyss]

Can you imagine jojolion with an OP golly that makes me excited

[uneven tendon]

19?

[hollow abyss]

Crazy my beat, still hits me as jojolion op

It's sad to think in one month I will be a year older than Jolyne and Joshu

[uneven tendon]

Wouldn't work

But it is a great song

[hollow abyss]

I'll just wait till chicken nugget song gets animated then I can rest

[uneven tendon]

He hates fried chicken

While Tooru loves hamburgers

Which is why he is the main villain

[heavy ledge]

im the main villain

[uneven tendon]

Oh no

[heavy ledge]

i have this drawing due to these days that ive been postponing for 2 months

help

[uneven tendon]

[hollow abyss]

https://youtu.be/SGoIsxS3JJI

Holy shit, god tier

[uneven tendon]

It's great

But the issue is that Crazy My Beat is a very Joseph specific song

[hollow abyss]

Yeah, I know. But hey it bops

[minor ore]

no one ever talked about how jotaro is killing his 100 year old great great uncle

im sure a bunch talked about that

Not that I know of but your right

There are over 7 billion people in the world

[timid badger]

Wdym nah? In this scenario you don’t pursue him, you just bury it and wait for him to walk into it

[hard meteor]

You would still hold the intent to pursue by activating ozon baby,and just by the thought of pursuit you could die

[uneven tendon]

Also, WoU is so strong that only a thing that doesn't exist could defeat it

[timid badger]

You have no intention to pursue him. Your stand is automated.

[minor ore]

I'm still confused, does WoU's user himself decide whether the pursuer suffers from a calamity or dies, or how does that work? Since Memezuku got knocked all over without dying, but then Tooru claims Gappy would die if he pursues him, so like what's the kill switch

[patent merlin]

How close you get

: )

[timid badger]

Looking at the user

[hard meteor]

The act of burying it in the ground would count as a pursuit

[timid badger]

And a really convenient ambulance came by

Nah no way. He is pursuing you.

[uneven tendon]

I don't think we will have a Kira

[minor ore]

Probably what's going to happen tbh, considering all the irony in the MV deaths so far

But it would be a bit too close to Kira

[uneven tendon]

But we might have someone who isn't Josuke somehow defeat Tooru

[minor ore]

AYO

IN EOH

JOSHU AND GAPPY HAVE A MOLE ON THIR LIP

[uneven tendon]

EoH ain't canon

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

Oh

[minor ore]

THEY DO NOT HAVE THAT

Whoever did that animation needs to be fired

[patent merlin]

Bidoof did you finish milagro man

[minor ore]

yed

Yes

I don't think that's a mole, looks more like just a low quality texture for the lip physics

[uneven tendon]

We need a new fighting game just for new textures

Yasuho without sleeves > Yasuho with sleeves

Which part 8 characters would be in the next fighting game?

[minor ore]

all of em

[hard meteor]

Ye

[uneven tendon]

Even Poor Tom?

Or Dolomite?

[hard meteor]

Especially dolomite

[uneven tendon]

But would they work in a fighting game?

[patent merlin]

Dolomite sounds broken

[minor ore]

If they ever make a fighting game once JJL wraps up, I'm fully expecting an alternative skin for Yasuho that looks like this, and as a law abiding citizen, it is a crime against humanity to deny me this right

[uneven tendon]

Even Norisuke?

[hard meteor]

Yes

[patent merlin]

EVEN OJIRO

[hard meteor]

YES

[uneven tendon]

Even Daiya?

[hard meteor]

no

[uneven tendon]

Even Holly?

[patent merlin]

Daiya is a stage hazard

[hard meteor]

yes

[uneven tendon]

But could Jobin be a playable character?

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[patent merlin]

How would jobin work

Maybe burn damage

[hard meteor]

It could work with some tweaking

[kind owl]

@hard meteor, Your Hamon Rank is now level 38 !

[minor ore]

they just make a very detailed animation of a vein popping like a balloon

[uneven tendon]

How could Ozone Baby and Blue Hawaii work but not Speed King?

[patent merlin]

Ozone Baby mechanics

Your super is to bury it into the ground

Like joshu in asb?

[uneven tendon]

Even people that haven't gotten to Jojolion get to learn about the legend of Joshu

Well, I did tell him he was a future part character

Is his existence really a spoiler either

[patent merlin]

Liam gets banned for bullying

[heavy ledge]

im very angry today i need the guidance of our lord joshu

[uneven tendon]

Also, how could Holly love Josuke if he isn't her son?

He just has parts of his body

[heavy ledge]

bc he reminds her of his dear son

[uneven tendon]

Because hat?

[heavy ledge]

he looks exactly like him but younger

[uneven tendon]

Poor Joshu, got affected by a calamity

But seconds later, he returned to being a chad

[uneven tendon]

Technically he looks like Josefumi

[heavy ledge]

no he doesnt

i have proof

[minor ore]

Calamities really break a mf

Back to the grind

[heavy ledge]

everytime im looking for some panel in the vitamin c arc some sad song plays on spotify

i hate it here

[uneven tendon]

BTW, I have a theory

Remember Yoshiteru, the father of Yoshikage and Kei Kira?

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[uneven tendon]

You don't, because he died in 1991

20 years before Jojolion

[heavy ledge]

here

[uneven tendon]

But I think we might get another flashback showing us how Yoshiteru died

[hard meteor]

Hopefully

I would like to learn more about the Kira family in general

[uneven tendon]

Like what they liked they do on weekends

Did Kira even have any weekend breaks?

[hard meteor]

I assume so

[heavy ledge]

i bet he was at the sea for weeks

man my brain sucks today i cant connect 2 words together

[uneven tendon]

You can do it

[molten crane]

lmao he called Josuke a freeloader

[uneven tendon]

You have to be like Joshu and keep moving

[heavy ledge]

me too but im deciding whether to sleep my anger off or eat to see if thats the problem

[molten crane]

i was reading vitamin C, and i'm pretty sure Joshu was the first one to realize Damo was the one doing all the hand print stuff

[runic adder]

i thought kei was?

or at least she noticed first

i may be wrong

[winter spade]

Well she was the first affected by it

[minor ore]

Joshu was probably the first one to be suspicious

[winter spade]

Then joshu then daiya

[molten crane]

Kei was the first to notice it, but joshu was the first one to piece together that it was Damo causing it

[uneven tendon]

When you realize the most Kei has done after her arc and before WoU was touching hands and getting melted

[molten crane]

jolyne pfp moment

[viral plume]

I mean, I can see the sentiment, but Gappy is just that fucking incredible

[viral plume]

I sorta fuck with that except Giorno even being on that one

[runic adder]

[heavy ledge]

gibe link ill spam vote

[uneven tendon]

When you realize Johnny wouldn't marry if it wasn't for Gyro dying

[heavy ledge]

im so stupid today i cant understand your sentence

[runic adder]

i dont think its just you

do you mean like, he wouldnt have met rina if he wasnt packing the corpse with him on the boat?

[heavy ledge]

ill eat something and go read in bed i just cant stay awake

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

And because Gyro game him optimism and helped him become more friendly to people

[runic adder]

yea thats true

[uneven tendon]

So I guess him dying was not such a bad thing

[runic adder]

[molten crane]

https://www.youtube.com/c/Jojodoss/community
It's just on my community tab

also there are like 300 votes so I doubt you can make that big of a difference

[uneven tendon]

Johnnyphobes don't deserve that

[molten crane]

deserve whast

[heavy ledge]

ok i watched the video i said i was going to watch yesterday

[uneven tendon]

That wig

[heavy ledge]

i wanna read jojolion now

[uneven tendon]

Also the braids are just a early Jojolion thing

[uneven tendon]

Wait 10 days

[molten crane]

lmao

[heavy ledge]

im going to a place where i dont really wanna be because i will be hated by everyone

that place is called "i assume everyone who doesnt like jojolion-gappy is a dumbass" (i know the previous image is a joke its just something ive been thinking lately)

therefore my new tag name

[gilded ether]

Gappy so good : (

[uneven tendon]

People who think Gappy is a dumbass haven't read Jojolion and just think he's Spongebob but in Jojo

When in reality:

[winter spade]

Gappy is a straight up gangster

[gilded ether]

Can't forget the best part

There you go

Was looking for that image right before you sent lmao

[molten crane]

not only does Gappy get bitches, but he gets bitches who actually have names

[uneven tendon]

He only got 2 bitches though

[heavy ledge]

he got them good

[uneven tendon]

Also, why do you think Daiya changed her personality so heavily from CKB?

[molten crane]

You can kinda count ||Karera||

[uneven tendon]

Karera was more intrigued by him than in love with him

Because Josefumi

[winter spade]

Well she resolved her conflict with josuke by him telling her what his boundaries are

[molten crane]

because Araki wnats to forget about that trash heep

[winter spade]

Aka don’t steal my memories and try to rape me in order to live out your confused romantic fantasies

[molten crane]

even changed her design

[uneven tendon]

So I guess Daiya is fine now?

[winter spade]

Basically

[uneven tendon]

She also inspired Joshu to follow his dreams

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/836593468767600650/jojos_bizarre_adventure_part_8_jojolion_77_12.jpg

[molten crane]

depressing scene

[uneven tendon]

She does have a Joshu haircut 2.0 TBH

[winter spade]

She do be right tho

Joshu’s sheer intelligence scares away his family

Suffering from success

[uneven tendon]

Now that Jobin is gone, he is the only option for Norisuke 5

[winter spade]

True

[gilded ether]

Job in :::: (

[molten crane]

yeah cuz Flashback Man will sadly die

[uneven tendon]

And even if Jobin is alive, he still can't be Norisuke 5 because he attacked his family

[uneven tendon]

The dude deserved it

Though let's be honest, he will probably come back somehow

[winter spade]

Somehow

[gilded ether]

He was trying to help his family

[winter spade]

Unless Tsurugi takes up his mantle

[minor ore]

Job in? More like

Bleed out

[uneven tendon]

By attacking his dad

And planning to kill Josuke

[gilded ether]

Josuke can cry about it

[heavy ledge]

everything would be simpler if they just grew more plants together

[uneven tendon]

Flashback man will return, but I don't think he will be Jobin

[winter spade]

Nah

[heavy ledge]

and have tea time at 5

[winter spade]

He’s gonna be someone new and important

Hopefully

[minor ore]

He looks like pimp Kira

I'm all up for it

[molten crane]

Tooru's Dad, the supplier of rock insects????

[pure charm]

Me irl

[winter spade]

What are we gonna do when araki pulls out the flashback man and explains the Johnny child on the shore?

[uneven tendon]

What if flashback man is actually Sadafumi?

[molten crane]

why thoough

[winter spade]

We can’t complain about jojolion not explaining everything anymore

[heavy ledge]

sadafumi isnt even relevant to the story

[uneven tendon]

Ask Araki to give us Milagro Man 2

[pure charm]

Flashback man is mitsuba as a hot man

[uneven tendon]

Since the money curse still technically exists

[heavy ledge]

unless you want him to be relevant and have 30 chapters more of introduction to that plot point

i wouldnt complain

[winter spade]

I wouldn’t complain if jojolion went on for 70+ chapters

[runic adder]

we will celebrate

[winter spade]

I fucking love jojolion

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/840616456759672842/jojos_bizarre_adventure_part_8_jojolion_83_21.jpg I still wonder what the monologue from the flash forward means

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/840616457008447498/jojos_bizarre_adventure_part_8_jojolion_83_22.jpg

[molten crane]

Since Tooru eats Wasps Flashback Man eat the whole hive

[runic adder]

thats another fucking 7 years

[runic adder]

tsurugi will evolve his stand

[winter spade]

Maybe it means that Tsurugi isn’t hiding his stand from his family anymore?

[heavy ledge]

i think that was foreshadowing jobin attacking norisuke

[runic adder]

thats kinda what its implying

[heavy ledge]

but it coudl be anything

[uneven tendon]

But what if it's actually referring to Joshu, who will unlock Nut Beyond?

[winter spade]

Because his soul is acting on its own to help further Jobin’s plans

[runic adder]

YES

[winter spade]

[runic adder]

hes not really hiding his stand from his family

[uneven tendon]

🔩

[runic adder]

norisuke knew what tsurugis stand was

[uneven tendon]

I am interested to know what Paper Moon King's new ability is

[gilded ether]

Who is flashbacj man I don't remember this

[uneven tendon]

I think the whole ''what will I be when I turn 11'' also has something to do with this

[runic adder]

probably an insane illusion stand that causes the flashforward

[runic adder]

yea for sure

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe it can actually fight?

[winter spade]

Well atleast not actively using it on his family

That might change

[molten crane]

someone who appears in chapter 5 of jojolion, around when Josuke was getting hit by snakes from Ojiro

[runic adder]

tsurugi questions what their image of happiness is
and jobin talks about tsurugi being strong and all
tsurugi will have a MAJOR role soon

[runic adder]

ig

[uneven tendon]

I know it's going to sound dumb, but I believe Norisuke in the flash forward was actually a red herring

[winter spade]

I mean at this point it could be

[gilded ether]

Ok makes sense cuz I don't remember early jjl

[runic adder]

how so

[uneven tendon]

Part of why is because Daiya tells Norisuke ''tell dad I made tea''

But she obviously knows that he was attacked and is in a body bag

[runic adder]

everything in flashforward is a red herring lmao

[molten crane]

i see

[runic adder]

she might not

[uneven tendon]

She saw Jobin put him in a body bag

[runic adder]

if tsurugi made this illusion, they would be the only person to know
if the new stand can affect memories as well

[uneven tendon]

She even helped him

[runic adder]

or, alternatively, tsurugi is creating a whole illusion, and nobody is real except for tsurugi and norisuke

[uneven tendon]

Nah, Nut King Call was there

[runic adder]

and? a whole ass house was intact, dont try to make sense of the flashforward

[winter spade]

Atleast not yet

[uneven tendon]

Maybe Go Beyond can go beyond our definition or repairing houses in a short amount of time?

[winter spade]

We don’t have enough info on the flash forward itself to make a judgment

[runic adder]

yea

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

flashforward gets fucked every new chapter

106 takes the cake

[delicate burrow]

Sup gois

[runic adder]

with the plane door, caato, and tooru

[uneven tendon]

I still don't get why people think Joshu will die though

When he was alive in the flash forward

[delicate burrow]

Its def a joshuphobe thing

[uneven tendon]

Yep

[delicate burrow]

And think about this. No friend of Josuke 4 died in part 4

[uneven tendon]

But it's okay, because Jan is one of those people and he also thinks Caato is the main villain

[runic adder]

shigechi

[uneven tendon]

Shigechi wasn't really his friend

[runic adder]

and like, josukes friends have been dying lmao
rai, kei

[delicate burrow]

poor tom died lol

[kind owl]

@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 24 !

[runic adder]

they were both close to josuke

[uneven tendon]

Kei is his sister, Rai is an ally

[molten crane]

Gappy Yasuho and Joshu are the ones definitely living through the whole part

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[uneven tendon]

I don't consider them friends either

[runic adder]

bite marks are marks of fate

[delicate burrow]

Neitheir Koichi or Okuyasu died on part 4

[molten crane]

yes

[uneven tendon]

Josuke's real friend that died in the part is flashback man

[delicate burrow]

Why people say that joshu dies lol

[winter spade]

Rai and josuke are definitely comrades but they didn’t get to the point of being personal friends

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[uneven tendon]

Rai doesn't even like interacting with people

Why would he try to actually befriend him outside of his mission

[runic adder]

jobin when he finds out joshuphobes exist

[delicate burrow]

Its more of a business relationship

They arent like

friends

but they do need each other

[molten crane]

no but Rai is the main JoBro of the part!!!

[runic adder]

!!!!!

[heavy ledge]

I dont think its fair to compare what is happening with diu

[delicate burrow]

!!1!!!

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/840615808517406720/tumblr_3718cbb000f6daf08e3a673e40c96f11_896fc0b9_1280.png Someone needs to make an edit of this where you have on Tsurugi ''real Jojolion fans'' and on Norisuke it says ''Joshuphobes''

[molten crane]

it's not like Rai and introuduced and died in the TG Universaty saga!!!

[runic adder]

same, the events are just so different

[delicate burrow]

i will do it liam

B)

lmao

[uneven tendon]

And Paper Moon King is: ''Araki keeping Joshu alive''

[heavy ledge]

There were some references but araki can pull whatever out of his ass just like what happened to kei

And rai

[uneven tendon]

I don't think they died, because Spin can heal them

And Josuke uses Spin

[runic adder]

lmaooo

bro

they're dead

ghost hands

[heavy ledge]

They are dead accept it

[runic adder]

cope

[winter spade]

Well using the spin in a specific way can help heal specific parts of people

[runic adder]

and even, seethe

[winter spade]

You need training and expertise to do so

[runic adder]

and whos gonna train josuke to do that

[heavy ledge]

Josuke is a doctor

[uneven tendon]

These weren't ghost hands, they were just pranking Josuke

[winter spade]

Well Rai is the secret zeppeli so

But wait how could he teach josuke if he himself is dead?

[uneven tendon]

Rai isn't a Zeppeli, he's a Brando

[runic adder]

the one person who might have known spin is currently dead in the hospital

[winter spade]

We truly live in the worst timeline

[junior coral]

What will Josuke's profession be after Part 8 ends

[uneven tendon]

What about Holly Joestar-Kira?

[runic adder]

he had some ghost monologues tbf

[molten crane]

damn

[junior coral]

A doctor? Like his mommy?

[uneven tendon]

Cleaver

[runic adder]

why would she know spin

[winter spade]

Rai literally can’t shut up even after death

[heavy ledge]

A botanist doctor

[runic adder]

[junior coral]

I like to headcanon that 4suke became a police officer after Part 4

[delicate burrow]

Rai isn't a Zeppeli or a Brando. Rai is a bean man

[uneven tendon]

Because that's why the doctors would want to get rid of her

[junior coral]

Cause of is grandpa

[runic adder]

the doctors already have a good reason to get rid of her

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe he can be a neglectful parent, like his mommy?

[heavy ledge]

[runic adder]

in what way is a mental illness "neglectful"

oh you mean kiyomi

[heavy ledge]

[junior coral]

I'm talking about Holly-san

[uneven tendon]

Holly's illness is more than mental by this point, it already effected parts of her brain

[runic adder]

yea

[heavy ledge]

There were missing parts

[uneven tendon]

Josuke really needs to save her, so we can get more of best milf

[runic adder]

thats what happens when parts of the brain are surgically removed lmao

[heavy ledge]

I want 107 already and i dont

[uneven tendon]

But parts of her body also turned to rock

[junior coral]

Josuke needs to save her so that we can see her Stand

[runic adder]

and ofc, having locacaca 6251 trying to put you in a coma every like, 120 seconds

[junior coral]

And so she can infodump some lore on us

[runic adder]

yesss pleasssee

[uneven tendon]

It's a shame Tooru will die soon, 6251 will never be finished

[runic adder]

holly infodump and caato infodump better have some insane implications

[runic adder]

idk lol

the perfect defense

[molten crane]

mhm

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/840644673668382720/9eb427c0-deb9-43f2-8228-2919ddbec294.png Me when I see people who pretend to be Jojolion fans

[delicate burrow]

Bouta smash some heads rn

ima come back brb

[heavy ledge]

Me when some lady at the atm doesnt hurry tf up

[minor ore]

Me when person

[delicate burrow]

hilarious

i very funy

also that pfp is

beyond

cursed

[heavy ledge]

Good night

[minor ore]

[delicate burrow]

Yo i have an hd version of this

[minor ore]

The lower the pixel, the bigger the funny.

[junior coral]

Tooru

[delicate burrow]

Hd trollru is 🔥

[junior coral]

I might have to mute overall chat indefinitely, lately there has been so much bs there

[delicate burrow]

wait really?

[junior coral]

ye

[delicate burrow]

😔

damn

[junior coral]

I hate it there

Back when it was called #jojo_general_spoilers we didn't have so much nonsense in there 🤓

[delicate burrow]

yeah lol

Still kinda sad that gappy is racist

😔

damn

they gonna cancel him on twitter

[heavy ledge]

That guy is just here to troll and nobody does a thing because guess what

[delicate burrow]

@uneven tendon Its here lol

[heavy ledge]

No mods

[delicate burrow]

Sadly, the most moded area is #steel-ball-run

[uneven tendon]

[delicate burrow]

cause they only like that part

[heavy ledge]

Drag some mod from sbr to jojo lee on

[olive bobcat]

better yet, make me mod!

[uneven tendon]

Goose, you are a man of god

The god Joshu

[minor ore]

mods when i post 0.25 of a pixel from JJL manga in the SBR channel (I get permanently banned 😔)

[olive bobcat]

sad!

[heavy ledge]

Xd

[delicate burrow]

very sad

A mod deleted an image that i posted of hermes cause its from a later chapter ;-;

[minor ore]

In the SO channel?

Or is it the one from ch 99

[chilly depot]

josuke is gay

on this part

[vagrant fjord]

c a p

the one part where the jojo isnt gay

[uneven tendon]

He is the straightest Jojo ever

[chilly depot]

josuke part 4 is ok

but part 9 is gay

[uneven tendon]

Part 9 doesn't exist

[vagrant fjord]

in our hearts

[manic lark]

what, because he is dressed like a sailor?
(unless you are talking about part 4 josuke )

[uneven tendon]

@chilly depot

[hard meteor]

standard unfunny jojo gay joke

[vagrant fjord]

where was the other one with haruno

[chilly depot]

i never read manga

only hent...

[uneven tendon]

Then you're dumb

[chilly depot]

thich thich

[hard meteor]

get out of this chat

[vagrant fjord]

if joshu gets a haircut he easily best character

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/839927932133703701/20210430_201627.jpg

[vagrant fjord]

yes

[delicate burrow]

why

[chilly depot]

[patent merlin]

Joshu x Sans

[uneven tendon]

All 3 are gigachads

That's why

[vagrant fjord]

life finds a way

[delicate burrow]

makes sense lmao

[uneven tendon]

[chilly depot]

[uneven tendon]

[manic lark]

"joshu x shigechi"
having funny things on their heads drew them together

[chilly depot]

[delicate burrow]

:fumimoment: coming when

[hard meteor]

now

[chilly depot]

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/839931062632448060/20210505_143654.jpg Goose, can you edit this so Jobin is people who haven't read the manga and Norisuke is their lack of confidence?

[delicate burrow]

sure lmao

[uneven tendon]

And the phone is ''go read the manga''

[delicate burrow]

yes

ima post here B)

wait

[vagrant fjord]

was jobin made to be exactly like FV or is that just a coincidence

[delicate burrow]

i have a great fucking idea

[summer nova]

theyre the same individual

[uneven tendon]

I don't see it

[vagrant fjord]

you don't see the glaring similarities between their ideals?

[summer nova]

haruno higashikata brought jobin valentine (AU funny valentine) to the jojolionverse

[vagrant fjord]

of how people need to take action first and have the willpower to do what no one else can

choosing the right path

[delicate burrow]

😔

non-jojolion readers coming here be like

[molten crane]

my favorite part of Jojlion was when Gappy showed attraction to another male

[delicate burrow]

Gappy is indeed gay 😔

[summer nova]

gayppy

👬

[minor ore]

Good for him, good for him

[heavy ledge]

That sadly only happens in my drawings

[timid badger]

Gappy mean kira and josefumi touching eachother dick and balls so gay confirmed

[delicate burrow]

Gappy is a fusion between two males

ofc he's gay incarnated

[timid badger]

*two gay males

[kind owl]

@timid badger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[molten crane]

well, this is like saying you're evil because your dad is evil

[olive bobcat]

fellas, is it gay to be made from 2 men?

[delicate burrow]

the only thing that is truly not gay is kissing your homies

but only if you say no homo

[molten crane]

true i do it all the time

[delicate burrow]

BUUT

Josefumi didn't say no homo before fusing with kira

sooo

this boy is indeed

very gay

🏳️‍🌈

[minor ore]

Gappy literally has two men kissing in his mouth 24/7

[molten crane]

crazy he remembered that

[minor ore]

Ayo

I just got a konosuba game

[molten crane]

legendary

[minor ore]

I don't even watch the anime

[delicate burrow]

konosuba

[minor ore]

im already not liking this game

[uneven tendon]

It's Kira, of course he would remember

[minor ore]

I almost sent a selfie of myself lmfao

[molten crane]

Kira was doing big brain shit and afterwards just goes to fuck with Ojiro

[minor ore]

OH BUT DICKHEAD IS appropriate

[molten crane]

guys it's part 4 Josuke vs part 8 Josuke

fake

[hard meteor]

fake and wrong

[pallid void]

Don't lie at yourself

[kind owl]

@pallid void, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

If you're trying to enforce this as a fact

And not just your opinion,

Then no, part 4 isn't better

[safe spoke]

Get him

[minor ore]

Get him?
😐

[strange lava]

Get him

[minor ore]

jojoke users being productive members of society and not staying inside to repost 2016 reddit jokes for 5 seconds (impossible)

[safe spoke]

I can't do it

[uneven tendon]

Again, you think Johnny went through little trauma, everything you say is INVALID

And WRONG

[sage crag]

Part 8 is objectively better tbh

[kind owl]

@sage crag, Your Hamon Rank is now level 17 !

[sage crag]

fuck right off

[molten crane]

in that image or just overall?

[timid badger]

As a person who’s fav part was part 4, i loved that Morioh was revisited and think part 8 just does things a lil bit better

[minor ore]

Morioh gives off a nice vibe.

Like it genuinely makes me feel at home when I'm reading something in that setting.

[molten crane]

my favorite and least favorite parts are both in morioh

but yeah the settings in both parts are nice

I do prefer part 8 though

[runic adder]

[molten crane]

i am sorry, every part is good to me though

and i understand why everyone likes part 4

[tame plover]

All parts have different appeals

[sage crag]

in my experience, everyone dislikes part 4 and likes jojolion.
Never saw a person saying jojolion is overrated

[runic adder]

i have seen many

[molten crane]

because it's as good as people say

[runic adder]

most are trolls tho

or the people who say sbr is a masterpiece

[tame plover]

I would say part 4 has the slice of life, expansive cast, interesting villain and hayatos mis-adventures

[molten crane]

i like the part 8 villains more than i like part 4 kira

[runic adder]

aphex brothers

[molten crane]

i may be hated for that opinion

[runic adder]

nah idc

[molten crane]

lmao

We reached 5%

[runic adder]

[molten crane]

if it was 100% i'd have like 40k subscribers lmao

but that doesn't matter

the fact my ratio is so bad makes it better for me lmao

perfect representation of my channel

are Kaato, Mitsuba, Holy, and Kiyomi the only mothers we've seen in Jojolion

[heavy ledge]

Evening.

Ive seen two beautiful men = blessed night

[molten crane]

epic

[molten crane]

is there anyone i'm missing?

[heavy ledge]

Rina

Norisukes mom

The bee that carried the baby in 99,

[olive bobcat]

suzuyo

[molten crane]

damn i forgot so many lmao

[heavy ledge]

Makorin

[summer nova]

maako

o shit

[heavy ledge]

The moms at the school tsurugi goes to

[molten crane]

ohh

[heavy ledge]

I dont remember anyone else

[distant comet]

what did you say about my hair?

[heavy ledge]

[minor ore]

Hi

Anyone here

caatos stand represents the whole higashikata family

With her cards

Which is her stand I'm pretty sure

[minor ore]

Tsurugi Is going to be the new narancia when the anime comes out

[vagrant fjord]

ew part 8

[near cedar]

K

[primal lintel]

gonna have to seriously disagree with that but ok

[junior coral]

what does this mean

[white pasture]

funny child

[runic adder]

people will think they're a girl?

idk

[near cedar]

"Funny cute child, wholesome, no malice what so ever"

I think that's what they mean

[faint basin]

Challenge: Describe as much of Jojolion as best you can in one sentence. (Run-on/comma heavy posts discouraged)

[runic adder]

amnesiac sailor with heightened testosterone tries to steal a fruit from silicone-based lifeforms

[near cedar]

Is this what you meant by Tsurugi will be the new Narancia?@minor ore

[minor ore]

No

[primal lintel]

"no malice whatsoever" have you seen tsurugi

[minor ore]

Tsurgui is a boy but looks like a girl just like narancia

[primal lintel]

probably the gayest part, except nobody will actually acknowledge it

[runic adder]

part 5 is the gayest part

[near cedar]

Did you miss what I meant, that's how people view Narancia, even tho he's brutal af

[runic adder]

no question about it

[near cedar]

Narancia doesn't look like a girl

[primal lintel]

do people seriously not think that narancia's not brutal tho

[near cedar]

Tsurugi is dressed like a girl

[primal lintel]

this man pulled a knife on fugo

[near cedar]

Yes

[primal lintel]

and he's definitely willing to go very far just to accomplish stuff

[runic adder]

people are stupid and think he is tho

[white pasture]

tsurugi is better narancia

[near cedar]

People think Doppio isn't brutal

[primal lintel]

he burned a whole city down

just to hunt down one guy

[white pasture]

bro burned a street for little man

[near cedar]

Street, but the point stands

[primal lintel]

ok fair enough

[junior coral]

facts

[white pasture]

they have similar traits but tsurugi just does them better

[near cedar]

????

What traits

[runic adder]

in what way are tsurugi and narancia similar

[minor ore]

Before I got into jojo I thought narancia was a girl

[white pasture]

i was thinking more Physical i guess

[near cedar]

Still no

[junior coral]

Besides thinking that they are the wrong gender they are nothing alike

[near cedar]

Tsurugi is dressed like a girl

[minor ore]

Yes correct

[near cedar]

Narancia is not

[runic adder]

but how tf do people think narancia is a girl

[white pasture]

clothing

[minor ore]

If anyone wants to vc im in JoJo discussion

[runic adder]

?

[white pasture]

see his shirt bossman

[runic adder]

what about his clothing

[near cedar]

No

[junior coral]

clothing hair general facial structure

[minor ore]

I may read jjl

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/2/22/Screen_Shot_2020-01-10_at_9.23.11_am.png/revision/latest?cb=20200110092513

[primal lintel]

when va is your first part, you definitely will think that narancia is a girl

[minor ore]

With no context

[junior coral]

I wasn't sure what gender he was when I watched Part 5 for the first time

[white pasture]

its literally the clothing bruh

look at how he stands with that

[runic adder]

lmao

[near cedar]

With no context that is a boy

[primal lintel]

i mean in the manga he definitely doesnt look female

[white pasture]

also smaller structure

[primal lintel]

but in the anime, the line's pretty blurred with no context

[primal lintel]

still a boy

[white pasture]

i def saw him as a girl when i saw him first tho

[near cedar]

Wtf you mean, literally every male character in part 5 has weird af clothing

[near cedar]

Still a dude

[runic adder]

maybe we just dont see it erik

[white pasture]

actually tripping

[runic adder]

i have no idea how but

[white pasture]

i cant describe it i admit

but thats deadass a girl

[near cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-gif-19848059

[white pasture]

bro LOOK!!!!

[near cedar]

Tell me what gender is this

[white pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/narancia-jojo-jojos-vento-aureo-golden-wind-gif-13997800

girl.

[minor ore]

So you’re telling me a non jojo fan wouldn’t think narancia isn’t wearing a skirt

[minor ore]

Guy

My man look at this fit

[near cedar]

Congratulations you are wrong

[runic adder]

bruh you know thats not fair

[white pasture]

idk how u guys DONT think thats not a girl at first

[near cedar]

Ik It isn't xD

[runic adder]

lol

yea astolfo(and most anime femboys) are literally just designed to look like women

meanwhile narancia is more androgynous sure, but still looks like a guy

[near cedar]

I knew Narancia was a guy the moment I saw him, yes out if context

[runic adder]

same

[minor ore]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/f/fd/Tsurugi_without_sunglasses.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20170306034040

How many people are going to think this a boy without context

[runic adder]

?

[white pasture]

thats literally why

he is look like girl 🙎‍♂️

[minor ore]

Not me

[near cedar]

Tsurugi doesn't look like a guy, unlike Narancia

[minor ore]

He's suppose to

[near cedar]

Kinda like a girl o should say

Narancia looks like a dude

[minor ore]

Tsurugi is a boy, but they're raising him sort of as a girl because of the Higashikata family tradition.

Also who gives a fuck if he looks like a girl or not

That's how he dresses

We should just....chill and respect that

Y'know?

I meant that some people are going to confuse tsurugi as a girl like how some people confused narancia as a girl

[white pasture]

that

that was what the discussion was about

why narancia looks like girl 😹

[minor ore]

k

[near cedar]

Respect what

[minor ore]

Narancias fashion choices

[near cedar]

Tsurugi didn't choose to dress like that

[runic adder]

beliefs in what?

its just a tradition for tsurugi

[minor ore]

Not tsurugi

I was talking about narancia

[runic adder]

oh

narancia

[near cedar]

His outfit is meh, doesn't make him look like a girl tho

[minor ore]

Tsurugi was forced to dress like a girl

Yeah

Like that one character

The mom wanted a girl so she made the guy dress like a girl

And have female mannerisms

I forgot who it was

[near cedar]

That's... that's not good

A parent forcing their kid to be the way said patent wants

[runic adder]

that happens in real life

its fucked up

[minor ore]

Yeah

Some force their kids to have a sex change because of it

This conversation got dark really quick

Let's talk about Joshu instead

Would dressing first born son as girl would that really work against the curse

THE MESSED UP MY MANS DESIGN IN EOH

[white pasture]

I need more Joshu character development

[minor ore]

Joshu doesn't need it

He's joshu

[minor ore]

Oof

[runic adder]

it doesnt

[minor ore]

Joshu had like a bowl cut in that game

[runic adder]

and for some reason, we also havent seen anyone else in the higashikata family dress like a girl

in both norisuke and jobins flashbacks, they were dressed normally for a boy

[white pasture]

probably

norisuke idk

[minor ore]

And a mole

So did gappy

He had a mole as well

But it made him look beautiful

Still hate it tho

Joshu with a mole? Stop messing with perfection

[junior coral]

Someone's gotta make an EoH mod for Gappy's new rock eye

I would love to see that

I might just draw it on and see how it looks tbh

ohhhh shit

that's a good idea

[minor ore]

Gappy has a rock eye

You did that on purpose didnt you?

Nope I'm not mad anymore my flowers are growing

My gardening paid off

Also where I am it was hailing earlier

[junior coral]

We need a new fighting game like EoH

[minor ore]

Global warming hates us so much

[junior coral]

Since that came out when JJL had like 20 chapters

I wanna see my girl Yashuo

[minor ore]

I'd take kei as a fighter

Paisley park isn't much of a fighting based stand

Then again hermit purple is on eoh

Id wanna see jobin

Or Ringo

Also I wanna mod of No eared D4C

imagine adding mikitaka

Or rai

And he has ball breaker 2 lmfao

Jojo needs the fighterZ treatment

I fucking hate Joshu in the chapter where he trips caato

[molten crane]

that would be fun

[molten crane]

why?

[minor ore]

Cuz he tripped his own mother over

And then wants to say "lemme suckle your tits"

Uhm sir-

Bruh

Jojolion is wild

[molten crane]

some random women shows up and says she's your mother, and then tells your little sister to go to her

[junior coral]

He was just trying to get her to leave

By embarrassing her

[molten crane]

obviously Joshu would try to save Daiya, and he did by trying to get Kaato away from the house

[minor ore]

I mean I guess I can't blame him when you think of it that way..

[junior coral]

He was creepy on purpose to get her to leave

[hoary sun]

Yeah he doesn’t like his mom lol

[molten crane]

Everything Joshu does is for a purpose

[minor ore]

I feel like I'm gonna see some murder attempts

[junior coral]

He kind of accomplished his goal didn't he lol

[molten crane]

on face value he looks like a weirdo but when you actually read and think about it he's an amazing character

[minor ore]

We went from “you’re pissing me off lady” to “lemme suckle on yo titties beeeeeetch”

The duality of man

Guys we must sign a petition to ban Rohan from eoh to let rai in

I forgot we are getting another Jojo game

But it’s a battle royale...

Hell no

Why araki...

Why-

It looks promising tho probably just gonna be a Japan region locked exclusive

[hoary sun]

Yeah apparently it’s not awful

There’s gameplay on youtube somewhere

[minor ore]

The only awful is it’s probably going to be a Japan server exclusive

Well IG I'll get it while I wait for pokemon unite

Apparently it’s a Japan arcade exclusive

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 27 !

[minor ore]

PAIN

[hoary sun]

God it’s just now hitting me that we’re gonna see what the fuck kaato’s deal is next chapter

[minor ore]

Tf is kaatos deal with jobin

[olive bobcat]

youll see

[minor ore]

I smell favoritism

Not only that i deal with that with my biological dad I just...get that feeling

Y'know

The black sheep of the family feeling

Where you sense....favoritism

[hoary sun]

Yeah idk why she cares about him so much more than the others

At least that’s how it seems

[minor ore]

Well probably because jobin was the only one worried and in contact with her

Because he actually still cares and loves her

I wonder if mitsuba knows jobins plans

[hoary sun]

What sorta plan

[minor ore]

What kinda hoe-

[minor ore]

Jobins plans with the rokakaka

I just reread this chapter and realized this women sucks

[hoary sun]

Been a while since I’ve read Blue Hawaii. Feels like so long ago...

[near cedar]

Don't care

Still hate him

[minor ore]

You hate joshu?

[near cedar]

Yes

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[minor ore]

Joshu worship is all fun and games until people unironically start believing in it for real

[heavy ledge]

imagine unironically not liking joshu

[near cedar]

Or when people are like "I relate to this man 100%"

[minor ore]

I relate to him in one way

I'm the black sheep of the family

And that's it

The only relatable moment he had was at the very end of milagro man

I can relate to being the black sheep

But I'm the eldest son soo

Gappy has more of a black sheep theme than joshu

[olive bobcat]

i relate to joshu
i like
"fish sausages"

[minor ore]

I like

Yashuo

[hard meteor]

i relate to joshu,i like ballin how he was with milagro mans money

[heavy ledge]

he is impulsive and i kinda see myself in that too

[minor ore]

Joshu gave me the best laughs out of all jojo characters

Not that he really has any competition, the other comic relief characters from the series are terrible at generating laughs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/298146426926530561/769287789807927346/video0-118.mp4

[hard meteor]

👌

[minor ore]

His drip status is off the charts too

[heavy ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-wvbA-ARxc

this is what i get for painting tooru

[olive bobcat]

holy shit

[harsh sequoia]

That’s why they call him N U T 😫😫🍆🍆💦💦 King Call

[near cedar]

Because it's a reference to Nate King Coal (I thiiiink that's his name)

[olive bobcat]

nat king cole

close enough

[hoary sun]

Yeah as someone with adhd i strangely see a lot of that behavior in Joshu tbh

[molten crane]

who do you think is a better mom, kaato or mitsuba

[molten crane]

what about Gyro

[minor ore]

Not funny, his jokes being lame was intentional too iirc

They're not bad characters mind you, just not funny

[molten crane]

i mean when he tried to be funny to johnny, but some random moments were pretty funny

[elfin tangle]

Okuyasu is incredible comic relief and I will stand by that

[olive bobcat]

holy based

[minor ore]

Like polnareff generated way more tears than laughter

[elfin tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-okuyasu-gif-9397586

[molten crane]

I thought Okuyasu was more annoying than funny

[minor ore]

He was a nice friend

[molten crane]

but I just generally don't like part 4 as much so

[elfin tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-josuke-part4-okuyasu-gif-18615722