jojolion

[molten crane]

hows that make us sluts

[delicate burrow]

[heavy ledge]

if he had any

[molten crane]

rock balls

[vagrant fjord]

yeah you see here

[near cedar]

people always simp for main villains

[vagrant fjord]

tooru is only like

12

[near cedar]

wut

[delicate burrow]

Bruh

[molten crane]

what if instead of fondling his balls you fondled with his hair

[heavy ledge]

he is probably 120

[brittle lodge]

bruh

[vagrant fjord]

in human years

[near cedar]

wha

What

[delicate burrow]

What

[molten crane]

tf you mean in human years

[vagrant fjord]

yeah thats right

[heavy ledge]

man, sleeping on that hair would be like resting on a cloud. id try that

[near cedar]

No he's probably 120 in human fucking years

[molten crane]

he's 120 in human years

[vagrant fjord]

yall are pedos

[brittle lodge]

????????

??????

[near cedar]

No you just don't comprehend years

[molten crane]

yes exactly sometimes the simplier things are better than sex

[vagrant fjord]

human years are different from age moron

[delicate burrow]

Mfw dude says tooru is 12

[brittle lodge]

???????????????????????

[near cedar]

No i think you are just really high

[brittle lodge]

yea

[heavy ledge]

i hope you are not serious about tooru's age

[vagrant fjord]

bruh

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

Bruh

[near cedar]

Tooru is a rock human

[vagrant fjord]

just bc u like tooru

dont mean

its ok

[near cedar]

He is 120 years old

[vagrant fjord]

bro it legit said]

[near cedar]

He has been alive for 120 years

[delicate burrow]

Its not like a loli situacion

[vagrant fjord]

rock human years is 10 times that of human

[molten crane]

how can a 12 year old be this tall

[vagrant fjord]

so hes 12 idiot

[brittle lodge]

?????

[delicate burrow]

Tooru is 120 year old

[near cedar]

What are you high on?

[vagrant fjord]

in rock years

[molten crane]

their average lifespan is liek 250 years

[delicate burrow]

And hE looks 20

[molten crane]

so it's like 5 times at most

[vagrant fjord]

yeah thats why he looks so young

[near cedar]

You mean rock humans lifespan is 250 years?

Is that what you mean

[vagrant fjord]

yes

finally someone gets it

[near cedar]

So you are saying stupid shit

Like utterly stupid shit

[heavy ledge]

bro shut the fuck up

[vagrant fjord]

nah

[near cedar]

Tooru is not a dog you special boy

[heavy ledge]

one is not a fucking pedo for enjoying a fictional character

[molten crane]

human lifespan is an average of 70
rock human lifespan is 250
since Tooru is 120, that means he is around half the age, so in "human years" he would be around 30

[heavy ledge]

cut it out

[near cedar]

Fucking stop talking about human years as if he's a damn dog

[delicate burrow]

Yeah lol

[near cedar]

Tooru is a damn human (made of rock)

[molten crane]

ight i put human years in qutes

[delicate burrow]

I want araki to make a book just about the anatomy of the rock humans

[near cedar]

There it looks better now

[delicate burrow]

its gonna be really interesting

[heavy ledge]

he kinda did

[molten crane]

epic

[delicate burrow]

Huh, where is it then

[heavy ledge]

well no its not that extensive but theres an explanation that got kinda retconned in 99

about their lives

[delicate burrow]

Hm, interessting

But i kinda want a full chapter or 2

just explaning

[molten crane]

the random shower guy left after I explained that to him

lmao

[vagrant fjord]

just needed a moment to finish jjl shut up

[molten crane]

oh alright

[delicate burrow]

dude why are you so angry lol

[vagrant fjord]

god fucking damn it 6 chapters from the end they bring up dio

not a single part is safe

[junior coral]

Chapter 99 goated

[delicate burrow]

You sound extremly pissed

like

[junior coral]

What's going on

[delicate burrow]

to the point of burning your pc

[vagrant fjord]

they dont stop with dio

every poart

[molten crane]

wonder why

[delicate burrow]

oh no its a shitposter

run

RUN

[molten crane]

lmao

chill chill

[vagrant fjord]

this is jojo's bizzare adventure

not

DIOS

[molten crane]

bruh he left

[vagrant fjord]

LIKE BRUIH

[junior coral]

are you angry or something

[delicate burrow]

thank god

[hollow torrent]

this goated 🍆

[junior coral]

that "maybe" dio appeared in half a panel

[vagrant fjord]

yes

very much so

[hollow torrent]

yes

[delicate burrow]

[junior coral]

you're mad at that?

[near cedar]

He's not relevant to the plot

[vagrant fjord]

dio

[near cedar]

It's just a reference

[molten crane]

"It's not Super BOWSER why does he appear in every game???"

[junior coral]

that a shirtless dude wearing a stone mask appeared in one panel?

not even confirmed to be dio?

[vagrant fjord]

it dio

[junior coral]

we really don't know that lol

[vagrant fjord]

part 8 was perfect man

it was

and now

it succ

[molten crane]

funny joke

[near cedar]

God do you ever stop with the bad logic

[delicate burrow]

Where is dio lol

never found him

[near cedar]

99

Shirtless man with stone mask

[vagrant fjord]

it will never cease to be old how blind this server is to obvious satire

[delicate burrow]

Oooh

[vagrant fjord]

god I love it

tooru is 120 just checked

[delicate burrow]

dude please

[brittle lodge]

k and?

[delicate burrow]

dont continue this arguement

[hollow torrent]

🍑

[vagrant fjord]

I was ending the argument

[delicate burrow]

Tooruphobes and Joshuphobes are the worst lmao

[brittle lodge]

indeed

[vagrant fjord]

tooru made a move on yasuho

and thats that'

[junior coral]

it wasn't very obvious it was a joke

[vagrant fjord]

to you

[junior coral]

mainly because it wasn't funny or played satirically

to everyone

lol

[delicate burrow]

only true chads understand that Joshu and Tooru are amazing

[hollow torrent]

if somthing isnt funny sent this

[molten crane]

the only reason people hate tooru is either "ew pedo, can't believe he's a bad person" or "oh my god just die already"

[hollow torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-squad-joke-gif-20204649

[vagrant fjord]

joshu I can respect

[delicate burrow]

ofc

[vagrant fjord]

he had growth

[delicate burrow]

its fucking joshu

[vagrant fjord]

ofc

[delicate burrow]

it should be a rule

[vagrant fjord]

but being completely honest I dont really like tooru

just my opinion

I see why others like him

[delicate burrow]

Yeah i can understand some of the hate

he is a fellow consumer of wasps

and peta doesnt like that

well

[vagrant fjord]

I just read that part

is it

[delicate burrow]

Fuck you peta

[vagrant fjord]

real

[delicate burrow]

let tooru eat wasps

[vagrant fjord]

wait that part was actually canon

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[vagrant fjord]

ur not messing with me

[brittle lodge]

let the sexy rock man eat the bees

[molten crane]

yes rock humans eat wasps

[delicate burrow]

||peta is the power that gave josuke the go beyond||

[vagrant fjord]

the whole part with the rock people eating queen wasps and growing up

is part of jojolion

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[vagrant fjord]

well its settled

part 8 my favorite dont care what u say

[molten crane]

we all agree with you

[near cedar]

Peta assists Josuke in murdering Tooru

Peta like: you can't kill those animals, we wanna do it

[delicate burrow]

𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓹 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓮𝓻

[white pasture]

i keep forgetting that tooru is wearing his nurse uniform or something in that

[timid badger]

Wished his hair was a hat instead

Like a Matador’s hat

[heavy ledge]

i wish he had exposed tummy

[timid badger]

If you fed him filet mignon his body would implode

[vagrant fjord]

can someone explain why araki tryna seduce me

[delicate burrow]

fuck

he's hot

[heavy ledge]

nuttable

[timid badger]

Don’t know who mentioned it a while back but ||I don’t think Tooru will fuse with Caato, Araki always gives these mfs high ass IQ’s. I feel like he’ll maybe fuse with someone else in the Higashikata house||

[delicate burrow]

haha jojo gay but. Come on

the guy looks hot

[junior coral]

obviously she won't

[white pasture]

yes.. tsurugis dad

[junior coral]

her whole backstory is that she refused to sacrifice herself for her own son

why would she do it for fucking Tooru

who, as far as we know, has nothing to do with her

[delicate burrow]

||**jobernine**||

wtf i meant jobin

[white pasture]

Jobernine

[timid badger]

Obviously if it were to happen, she wouldn’t do it willingly ???

[vagrant fjord]

jobernine

[timid badger]

Fuck kinda logic is that

[heavy ledge]

tf is jobernine

[delicate burrow]

jobernine haahhahahahahah

[vagrant fjord]

jobermine

[delicate burrow]

AHAHAHHA

[brittle lodge]

jobernine

[minor ore]

i hate discord

[junior coral]

You can't fuse unless you're in the wall eyes anyway lmao so who cares

[vagrant fjord]

same

[delicate burrow]

jobernine

[timid badger]

Oh wait true

[minor ore]

jobernine

tf

[white pasture]

the time it takes for a fusion to happen will be the same amount of time for josuke to return to the estate

then final battle

[minor ore]

thats just early jobin

[winter spade]

No

That’s Jobernine

[delicate burrow]

Guys

[junior coral]

that is literally Jobernine

[minor ore]

if anyone wants to tak in jojo discussion ill be there

[delicate burrow]

i have an idea

[minor ore]

...

[delicate burrow]

lets make fucking jobernine to troll the mods

[winter spade]

No you don’t

[molten crane]

yeah he's gonna fight flashback man

[delicate burrow]

Jobernine is the jobin to haruno

[vagrant fjord]

WHO IS HARUNO

[white pasture]

flashback man

[vagrant fjord]

its been 100 chapters

[white pasture]

is a fusion

[junior coral]

https://ninjajojos-bizarre-adventure.fandom.com/wiki/Haruno_Higashikata

[white pasture]

of who and who 🤔

[timid badger]

So then it’s probably just a ||gg ez from here? Like what could Tooru pull out of his ass?||

[vagrant fjord]

just that 1 guy

[delicate burrow]

||jobernine||

[junior coral]

Tooru is going to die soon

[heavy ledge]

flashback man is a fusion of me and u mom

[junior coral]

He's not the main villain so he won't be sticking around

[timid badger]

Oh truck i forgot about Haruto

[molten crane]

hey no that's not a very nice thing to say\

[junior coral]

truck

[vagrant fjord]

who is the main villian then

[white pasture]

Me

[junior coral]

Not Tooru

[timid badger]

Haruto

[white pasture]

Not Jobin

[delicate burrow]

Haruno isnt def mv

[junior coral]

Didn't say it was Jobin

[molten crane]

flashback man will be the final battle

[white pasture]

Not Kaato

Not Tsurugi

[minor ore]

anyone wanna talk in the vc?

[delicate burrow]

no

[minor ore]

we can read jjl

[delicate burrow]

😳

dam

[molten crane]

who seems most like this

[timid badger]

Oh yeah popcorn read!!

😐

[minor ore]

Book club

[junior coral]

Tooru was introduced too late into the part

[delicate burrow]

when my friends dont come to my fortnite party 😔

[junior coral]

just because he is the leader of the villainous faction doesn't make him the mv automatically

[molten crane]

I think the main villain by definition is Jobin, but there's a heavy * on that

[white pasture]

That doesnt disqualify 😑

[near cedar]

Oh no not another Tooru can't be main villain argument

[winter spade]

We all know main villains don’t die within their respective parts

[minor ore]

i dont like fornite

i am the main villan of jojolion

[winter spade]

700+ chapters and 3 more parts worth of WoU and Tooru baby!!

[white pasture]

tooru can perfectly be an mv we just dont know 😃

[molten crane]

you do have lion in yoru name..

[timid badger]

I feel like the MV has to be the honeydew parfait

[delicate burrow]

no its jobernine

[junior coral]

unless JJL has 100 more chapters it's not im

[minor ore]

I was spoiled about josuke learning the fucking spin

at least i was right

[delicate burrow]

poor bidoof

[molten crane]

no he doesn't

what are you talking about

[timid badger]

He doesnt

[minor ore]

I don't need pity

[delicate burrow]

he doesnt

[timid badger]

Who said that

?

[minor ore]

YOU

[junior coral]

maybe if you didn't hang out in this channel so often you wouldn't have been spoiled

[delicate burrow]

yeah lol

[junior coral]

lol

[molten crane]

yeah spin is a part 7 thing

[heavy ledge]

vc makes me anxious

[delicate burrow]

vc?@??!?!?!?

no

[timid badger]

I think you’re thinking about part 7 dude

[heavy ledge]

idk how u guys can handle it

[delicate burrow]

its bad

[minor ore]

I am aloud to tho

[timid badger]

That’s a different channel

[molten crane]

in the vc to listen

[delicate burrow]

@minor ore say jobernine

say it

now

[junior coral]

you are allowed to but don't complain about being spoiled if you actively hang out in a spoiler chat and you are well aware of that fact 😐

[white pasture]

toru main villain jobin main villain its still gonna be great nonetheless

[molten crane]

how do you pronounce that

[white pasture]

trust in araki sensei 🙏

[delicate burrow]

jo-ber-ni--ne

YES

AHAHHAHA

YEAH

[molten crane]

indeed

[vagrant fjord]

goose having a breakdown over jobernine

[delicate burrow]

JOBERNINE NEW VILLAN

[vagrant fjord]

respectable

[delicate burrow]

no

stop

please

[molten crane]

oh

sorry

[delicate burrow]

no susy

[molten crane]

i didn't mean to vent there

sorry

[delicate burrow]

🤣

sussy amogus impostor amogus happy meal

[junior coral]

^^^^^^^ so true

[molten crane]

can I get the among us meal

[delicate burrow]

BRUH

[molten crane]

@delicate burrow what should I say

[delicate burrow]

I WAS GONNA SEND A PIC OF BABY JOSEFUMI

[delicate burrow]

say jobernine is mv of the jojo series

[heavy ledge]

[delicate burrow]

YES

AHAHA

[molten crane]

i did in the classic jojodoss tone as well

[delicate burrow]

BRUH

ITS A PIC OF BABY FUMI

god fucking dammit discord

[heavy ledge]

draw a line on it

[delicate burrow]

uhh

[heavy ledge]

but ig i know what u gonna send

[delicate burrow]

jose

you might wanna come

there is a pic of fumi's ass

[vagrant fjord]

and then joshu tries to rape yasuho agian

[delicate burrow]

lol

[vagrant fjord]

bruh

[delicate burrow]

@minor ore no more please

i am going to die

[heavy ledge]

i have seen every fumi pic on the internet

you cant surprise me

[heavy ledge]

ive even drawn his ass

[delicate burrow]

pog

[delicate burrow]

@molten crane DUDE, SAY THIS ‎||إخوانهالمتأنق 😂😎😱 ‎الوقت القضيب ‎100 معجبملحمة 🌿 ‎1000 مثل 🌿 ‎مثل المزيد من الميمات العربية❤️💜🧡 ‎ لمزيد من 💛🧡🤑💜🤑 ‎ لمزيد من سوء الاستخدام‼️🌿💀 ‎إخوانهالمتأنق🌟💦 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 ‎ل المزيد من الميمات👍💬🇯🇴🇰🇳 ‎🤡أنا لا أريد حتى مومو مرة أخرى كنت مجرفة😷😝||

its a theory on jojolion

B)

yes

Do it

[molten crane]

why that language

[delicate burrow]

@minor ore your waifu voice is amazing

[delicate burrow]

cause its the funny one lol

[minor ore]

lmfao

hanks

[molten crane]

arabic lmao

[heavy ledge]

im cringing and im not even in the vc

[delicate burrow]

yeah

lol

but doss

legit

try to say the Wonder of You copypasta lol

[molten crane]

oh that's the wonder of U copypasta?

[molten crane]

imagine Kaato's boobs at 20

[delicate burrow]

🤔

[vagrant fjord]

what the hell is wrong with joshu

[delicate burrow]

Nothing lol

[vagrant fjord]

bruh I liked him

[winter spade]

Massive dahoonkabhankaloos

[vagrant fjord]

aand now

[delicate burrow]

@minor ore DO IT

continue

[vagrant fjord]

he's going apeshit

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[minor ore]

okay okay

fine

[winter spade]

Joshu going sicko mode

[minor ore]

ill do it

[molten crane]

wonder of U

[delicate burrow]

its the calamity

[junior coral]

chile

[delicate burrow]

yeah just chill joshu

[vagrant fjord]

so thats why he's acting slightly weirder than normal

[delicate burrow]

its not like you are getting possesed

Caato saying she did nothing wrong is funny af

like

[winter spade]

I mean she didn’t

Jobin buried the kid

[delicate burrow]

She did help him do that tho

[white pasture]

tooru game moveset
obladi
do do do
joshu

[delicate burrow]

@minor ore your voice is fantastic

lmao

[minor ore]

thanks lol

I lost the smooth daiya voice TvT

[vagrant fjord]

jobins death is official ;-;

[delicate burrow]

Daiya is a 16 year old girl tho

[minor ore]

I know

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-poggers-gif-15294615

[vagrant fjord]

I havent finished the manga

u noob

[delicate burrow]

dam im a noob

[minor ore]

I gtg

[delicate burrow]

well

[white pasture]

chapter 97?

next 10 chapters are PEAK JOJO 🙏

[delicate burrow]

ima just

do something then in vc?

[minor ore]

Now my mom screaming at me

[delicate burrow]

@molten crane well lmao

my mic is garbage tho

[minor ore]

cuz im not completing my work when im so fucking lost

[delicate burrow]

i broke it

and fixed it with tape

Thank god for phil smith cause i needed flex tape

@molten crane 10/10 WoU copypasta

[molten crane]

I put emotion in

thank you

[delicate burrow]

no prob

ima leave cause i gotta do something lol

[molten crane]

lmlao alright

[delicate burrow]

ima go so uhh

bye

🖐️

[molten crane]

cya

[vagrant fjord]

finished JJL boys (for now)

fucking masterpiece

[sage crag]

Now rereading jojolion, I think either speed king or wonder of u can get a power up in the next chapter

if u know what I'm implying

[minor ore]

GODDAMN

FUCKIGN HATE PEOPLE

I WISH THEY WOULD STOP FUCKING MESSING WITH ME IV'E HAD ENOUGH OF THAT BS ALREADY

[heavy ledge]

the fuck is going on

[sage crag]

you good?

[minor ore]

no im not good

THAT DAMN PASSIONE SERVER

I JOINED SO I COULD GET AWAY FROM GREEN AND EVERYONE ELSE MESSING WITH ME ONLY TO DEAL WITH THAT THERE

AND ITS EVEN WORSE

LIKE I HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SPAM ME CALLING ME A WEEB AND SAYING STUFF LIKE THEY'RE EATING MY MOMS ASS AND FUCKING HER AND SHIT

IM TIRED OF IT

[sage crag]

lmao

[minor ore]

AND THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE MESSING AROUND CUZ WE WERE LAUGHING AND STUFF THEN THEY KICK ME OUT OF THE VC

[minor ore]

WHATS SO FUNNY?

[sage crag]

why are you saying all that in a jojolion channel

[minor ore]

idk...i didnt even notice i was here

but its too late anyhow

deal with it

im just tired of being the joke of every server

[heavy ledge]

whatever i say it wont help becuse i am no good with words, so youd better go to #575627798262185994 to see if someone can help you out

[minor ore]

it's fine

nothing will help me rn

[twilit dagger]

Ye

[cinder fern]

@minor ore block button, alt accounts

[junior coral]

relax

[minor ore]

im fine

[sage crag]

oh

[cinder fern]

The intriguing drama runs ever deeper

[sage crag]

you were venting

mb then

[minor ore]

it doesnt matter anymore

[cinder fern]

punished bidoof

[sage crag]

anyway, I think kaato will do a equivalent exchange with tooru and WoU can get a power up

[hard meteor]

Why

That’s not even how the process works

[junior coral]

lol

[runic adder]

would be a waste of caatos potential tbh

if it was even possible

[junior coral]

it's not

[brittle briar]

AU Josuke is good

[hard meteor]

Yeah and wtf is a powerup even gonna do at this point,go beyond is pretty much the counter to it

[minor ore]

i just got to the part where caato came back to the house

[junior coral]

AU JOSUKE?????????????

[minor ore]

apparently i do a good waifu voice goose said

[brittle briar]

Alternate Universe Josuke

[minor ore]

and I do a good teen voice in general

[junior coral]

[minor ore]

GAPPY

JOSUK8

ANYTHING BUT AU JOSUKE

[runic adder]

nice

[minor ore]

i do agood daiya voice

well thats the one goose said was waifu tier

[junior coral]

good for you

we get it

[minor ore]

sorry...

[runic adder]

we get it, you are too young for your voice to have changed yet

[junior coral]

LMFAO

[minor ore]

SHUT

THE FUCK

UP

[junior coral]

12 y/o

[minor ore]

Im getting tired of this so im going to ask you politely

please stop

[junior coral]

you could always just log off

[minor ore]

you could always just fuck off

but I guess both of us just aren't doing it

[junior coral]

You're the one with the problem here champ

I'm chillin

[minor ore]

stop calling me champ

for the last fucking time

[junior coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberbully-cyberbullies-cyber-bully-computer-gif-20782000

[minor ore]

im not gonna log off due to a douche that acted kind to me until they found out i was 14

[hard meteor]

Cmon sport no need to get upset

[junior coral]

I thought you were 12

[minor ore]

just treat me like everyone else

im 14 goddamnit

EVERY FUCKING SERVER I GO TO IM GETTING MESSED WITH

[true ore]

Bidoof chill

[minor ore]

I JUST GOT FINISHED WITH THE LAST ONE

AND NOW THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN

[true ore]

look heres the thing

[junior coral]

I think it's past your bedtime buddy

[true ore]

green just dont

we all need to chill

and just talk about it

[minor ore]

GO FUCK YOURSELF GREEN

[junior coral]

Hey that's hurtful

[minor ore]

TOO BAD

[true ore]

I dont do anything helpful do i

[lucid locust]

Bidoof take a break
Green stop

[junior coral]

You hurt my feelings Bidoof

[true ore]

Hi jarrod

[lucid locust]

Hi

[lost slate]

green, i think you might be taking this a little far

[junior coral]

sheeeeeesh

[minor ore]

i just dealt with this in the passione server

[true ore]

nevermind no one listens

[minor ore]

i refuse to deal with it here too

[junior coral]

okay

[minor ore]

so ima go do what haruno and jarod said

ima take a break

and chill

and when i come back

[true ore]

see ya in a bit

[minor ore]

there better not be any BS

[junior coral]

can't guarantee that

[true ore]

yeah

its just a law of the internet

[junior coral]

So true!

[true ore]

but green just chill bidoof is like 14

[gentle socket]

14 year old

[lucid locust]

[true ore]

\

[junior coral]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Maybe if they weren't annoying

but seeing as they are

idk!

[true ore]

if you dont want to cause a problem dont bother them

[gentle socket]

[true ore]

it just ends it quicker

[minor ore]

14?

[junior coral]

When have I been known to cause a problem !! wtf!!

[minor ore]

don't let the mods know

[true ore]

not really but just dont bother a person who gets easily upset

[summer nova]

14 y/o kids are allowed

[gentle socket]

Wtf!

[summer nova]

discord TOS states that 13 and up are allowed on the platform

[gentle socket]

Wtf!

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mods-age-of-consent-gif-19942043

[summer nova]

?

what's up

[gentle socket]

[summer nova]

sus

[gentle socket]

[minor ore]

okay im back

[true ore]

hi

just have fun thats all

[minor ore]

i'll try to i guess..

[nocturne whale]

I can say that

1-6 is with villians with ts stands

[minor ore]

right

[nocturne whale]

And 7-8 are stands who go with luck and bad luck

Because of Wou

[minor ore]

no

[nocturne whale]

And then Lt

[minor ore]

DONT SAY IT

[nocturne whale]

DOJYAAA

[minor ore]

not that

im talking about WoU ability

[junior coral]

It could also be spatial manipulation

[nocturne whale]

I mean it ain't op anymore

[junior coral]

since D4C is able to go between alternate realities

and if Kaato is the mv, (which Idk we'll see about that) she has a power similar to D4C

[minor ore]

but since it has to do with luck i'd say bad luck cuz good luck already happned

[nocturne whale]

Making S&w, strong as star PLATINUM

[junior coral]

she can merge objects between her cards and such

[nocturne whale]

Or even more

[junior coral]

S&W is already arguably stronger than SP

[nocturne whale]

If you catch my drift

[junior coral]

I don't but

[minor ore]

I'm so lost

[junior coral]

S&W: Go Beyond's invisible bubbles are probably able to bypass time stop?

I mean it's debatable

[runic adder]

[junior coral]

Since we don't really know the exact extent of his abilities

[true ore]

well Ta4 was able to i think

[minor ore]

why would kaato be MV

[summer nova]

| ||
|| |-

[junior coral]

But if it's able to bypass calamity

[runic adder]

yea go beyond is kind of a grey area rn for powers

[junior coral]

Also Tusk ACT4

[minor ore]

if shes best girl

[junior coral]

kinda similar to that

[true ore]

yeah

[junior coral]

it's like instant win

[minor ore]

and nicest women alive

[runic adder]

its a perfect counter to wou but we dont know other capabilities

[nocturne whale]

If Kato is the mc

Mv

I am gonna be mad

[minor ore]

kaato is the nicest women alive

[runic adder]

she most likely wont be

[minor ore]

i doubt it

[junior coral]

How lucky, Josuke unlocked the exact power he needed to kill WoU in the exact moment he needed it...

[minor ore]

also best milf

[nocturne whale]

Jojolion needs to end

[true ore]

Kaato buried a child alive

[junior coral]

Typical JoJo ASSPULL

[summer nova]

kaato is SUS!

[runic adder]

bait

[minor ore]

wasnt her fault

[junior coral]

Kaato can't be the mv

[nocturne whale]

No MORE VILLAINS

[true ore]

yeah it was

[nocturne whale]

NO MORE WOU

[junior coral]

We at least need to see what Caato's Stand looks like

[minor ore]

she killed a child to protect hers

[runic adder]

yea

[junior coral]

I'm calling it by the way:

Queen Crimson

[nocturne whale]

Imagine if Wou gets a powerup

[runic adder]

lol

[summer nova]

no more nineteen dollar roka

[nocturne whale]

Josuke is in Trouble

[junior coral]

I don't think WoU will get a power up

tbh

[true ore]

When is josuke gonna get King Crimson

[nocturne whale]

Big Trouble

[runic adder]

if her stand doesnt have a humanoid form and is just a card bound stand, id be pissed

[runic adder]

no reason it should get one tbh

it would be insane

how can it even get stronger

without bypassing go beyond

[uneven tendon]

Which is more than likely

[nocturne whale]

Let's see

[true ore]

WoU just fucking is in every dimension

[uneven tendon]

[nocturne whale]

FUSION

[runic adder]

true

[junior coral]

true

[runic adder]

but we dont have many stands in jjl left

or people

[junior coral]

definitely

I'm gonna guess two more stands revealed maximum

[uneven tendon]

Except Love Love Deluxe Act 3

[junior coral]

Caato's and Holy's

[true ore]

Karera is coming back obviusly

[nocturne whale]

Yeah take a green baby and get gravity

[minor ore]

i want an emporio return

[runic adder]

well, there could be flashback man

or da meiji baby

[nocturne whale]

It doesn't matter, the stand will get op

[minor ore]

au emporio anyone?

[junior coral]

Flashback man wtf

Idk what the hell is going on with him

I'm convinced he's never going to appear

[runic adder]

a lot of shit

[true ore]

look liam can you explain how c-moon can affect time.

[uneven tendon]

You know who will also return?

[runic adder]

unfortunately i am coping hard for his return

[nocturne whale]

Imagine If Dio is alive

[runic adder]

its a gravity-based stand

[junior coral]

You love to see it

[nocturne whale]

I am gonna be crying

[true ore]

but it speeds up time

[minor ore]

flashback man sounds like the guy from the x-files that revealed that hes the father of scully's kid

[junior coral]

How would Dio be alive

He is dead in two universes

lol

[nocturne whale]

Nah wait

[runic adder]

"supple and moist, they spin...spin past time itself!"

[minor ore]

Over heaven dio

[olive bobcat]

if anyone gets king crimson between now and the end of jjl im dropping it

[nocturne whale]

Since this is Part 2

[lucid locust]

Jojo bullshit

[uneven tendon]

How would Jobin be alive?

[minor ore]

technically

[olive bobcat]

tf?

[minor ore]

it is canon

[nocturne whale]

Maybe Valentine will come back

[junior coral]

time reverse

[minor ore]

due to there being a bunch of universes in jojo

[nocturne whale]

Think about the Au

[true ore]

Valentine is dead. There is no way he is still spinning

[minor ore]

Lol

[runic adder]

why would a time reverse bring jobin back but not norisuke

[nocturne whale]

In the Au, this is Part 2

[junior coral]

I'm calling this as well: Bites the Dust is happening

to undo Jobin's death

[minor ore]

so it isnt that farfetched thinking theres a universe where dio won and attained heaven

[junior coral]

and for the flashforward to happen

[nocturne whale]

Corpse Parts

[runic adder]

ima call it rn
cope and seethe greeny

[minor ore]

so he could be

[junior coral]

Jobin's death was way too sudden

[hard meteor]

bites the dust

[nocturne whale]

Corpse Parts are still around

[hard meteor]

nah

[minor ore]

JOBIN DIES

TF

[junior coral]

Something to that affect

[runic adder]

they are in america

[junior coral]

maybe not exactly BTD

[nocturne whale]

Me laughing

[runic adder]

spoiler channel
surprised when spoilers

[minor ore]

HE GETS ROCKED

[junior coral]

but there are only two ways the flash forward can happen

[nocturne whale]

Not, really Johnny's wife has them

[runic adder]

1 is caatos cards
2 is bites the dust

[junior coral]

or the FF is affected by Tsurugi's PMK

[true ore]

Crazy little thing fixes the house

[minor ore]

Hot pants death was way too sudden, so was rai's, kei's, Gyro's etc

BTD DOESNT EXIST IN PART 8 GODAMNIT

[nocturne whale]

And we dont know her real name

[runic adder]

which btd doesnt make much sense because norisuke wouldnt have happened

[junior coral]

either there is a time reversal

[runic adder]

no...? lucy brought them back to america

[nocturne whale]

YEA, The Scary Monsters Diego, His death was just shit

[minor ore]

Shit?

No just quick

How was it shit

[nocturne whale]

Not Like That

[runic adder]

it was a fantastic fight and death for diego imo

[nocturne whale]

Valentine killed his body like that

[hard meteor]

his death was fine

[true ore]

was lucy in jojolion as the woman running the investigation on the corpse?

[junior coral]

I know but I still hold onto hope

[runic adder]

yea she was with the speedwagon foundation

and retrieved the corpse after johnny died

[junior coral]

I can’t think of any other way the flash forward can happen

[nocturne whale]

The Corspe Parts may come back

[hard meteor]

they wont

[junior coral]

Not necessarily

[runic adder]

they wont, but johnnys corpse will

[nocturne whale]

Might

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

they are in another country

[junior coral]

I know but

I can still hold onto hope

Johnny’s corpse will come back

[hard meteor]

johnnys is more likely

[true ore]

is this known or assumed, also where does it state i want to reread it

[runic adder]

chapter 99

[vagrant fjord]

gyro's was understandable

[nocturne whale]

I want Johnny to be a Ghost and then look at Josuke

[true ore]

K

[minor ore]

Paper moon king/tsurugi being heavily foreshadowed?

[junior coral]

Besides that or a time reversal that's it

[molten crane]

Diego died thinking he was on top, perfect end for his character

[junior coral]

there's really no other way

[uneven tendon]

In New York

[nocturne whale]

And Be Happy

[runic adder]

it might have happened during fun fun fun

if the flashback man was johnny

[true ore]

that is plausible

[nocturne whale]

Johnny's Ghost looking down at Josuke and them meeting

[junior coral]

Flashback man wasn't Johnny

[nocturne whale]

As Josuke talks to him

[junior coral]

It was George Joestar II

[molten crane]

when would that take place though

[runic adder]

its possible it was similar to a jesus-type scenario where johnny shows himself to josuke

[uneven tendon]

What's the point in that?

[lost slate]

Johnny gives a horse to Josuke and teaches him the Infinite Spin

[nocturne whale]

The Spin Technology

[true ore]

george would be super old

[uneven tendon]

Technique

[nocturne whale]

Ghost

[uneven tendon]

Spin is based off of nature

[junior coral]

Not unless he is a Hamon User

[uneven tendon]

Not technology

[junior coral]

Hamon comes back

[runic adder]

lmaoo

[junior coral]

yoooo

[molten crane]

it could've been george and him being a rock human but chapter 99 killed that theory

[nocturne whale]

Before Jospeh died he talked to Jotaro

[true ore]

hamon makes you look younger not live older at least i thought

[runic adder]

caato

[junior coral]

Jotaro dies in Stone Ocean cause he never useded Hamon

[lost slate]

as foreshadowed by Stone Mask Dio showing up in that one chapter

[runic adder]

caato is said to look very young despite being 52 iirc

[junior coral]

yess

[molten crane]

all that we know is that the scene has to be from the future, not the past

[runic adder]

she knows hamon

[nocturne whale]

At the End

Of JoJolion

[kind owl]

@nocturne whale, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

[nocturne whale]

Josuke has a Child

[true ore]

i hope not

[nocturne whale]

I am Gonna call it

[minor ore]

Shes a pillar man

[minor ore]

Why not

[runic adder]

lmao

[hard meteor]

k(ars)aato

[runic adder]

alright theory time: norisuke 1 was actually a fusion of a rock human and a normal human, and caused the curse on BOTH his first son and second daughter, but johnny had cured his side of the family with the corpse

just throwing it out there

probably something major that can refute this

[true ore]

cause unless its in the far future (and i assume yasuho would have his child) she is 19.

i think

[nocturne whale]

And how old is Josuks

Josuke

[runic adder]

19

[hard meteor]

19

[runic adder]

self proclaimed

[minor ore]

19~~

[nocturne whale]

Same Age

[runic adder]

since hes a fusion its a bit sketchy

[true ore]

you need to just average josefumi and kiras ages

[runic adder]

but he claims to be 19 so

[nocturne whale]

And 4 balls

[uneven tendon]

K(akyoin)aato

[nocturne whale]

2x2

[runic adder]

caato gets donuted next

[junior coral]

19 (tentative age)

[uneven tendon]

Technically his age is 19, since most of his body is Josefumi's

Who was 19

[true ore]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

But he has parts of Kira, who was 29

[junior coral]

He is in Josefumi's body

[true ore]

does he have kira's cognitive functions?

[molten crane]

it's like kira slowly giving his organs to josefumi through surgery

[junior coral]

So he's physically 19

[nocturne whale]

But he has 2x2 balls

[true ore]

you gonna keep trolling or actually consider being in the conversation

[nocturne whale]

Oh well

[minor ore]

"trolling"

[runic adder]

ffs norisuke 1 is on the spine art but pocoloco isnt

[junior coral]

It's called we do a little trolling

[true ore]

well he is johnny's father in law

[minor ore]

Nice lol

[minor ore]

But that was revealed in part 8

[runic adder]

norisuke is also a fusion so ig hes aight to be important, just hes barely shown in sbr

[minor ore]

We don't know that!

[junior coral]

Yeah he is not a fusion

[minor ore]

We cant really say he isn't either

[runic adder]

im convinced he is

[junior coral]

We can

[true ore]

why is speed king on 25

[minor ore]

Why would Araki bother showing us he has 2 belly buttons

[molten crane]

imagine if he is and Araki really planned like 15 years into the future

[junior coral]

Because the Wall Eyes are the only thing in JoJo we've seen that can fuse things and the Wall Eyes weren't even created until 1901

[runic adder]

that'd be insane

[junior coral]

So I mean unless we for some reason get backstory on a character that's been dead for 200 years then I don't think there is anything to explain

[nocturne whale]

How do you saw s&w in Japanese

[junior coral]

Sofuto ando wetto

[molten crane]

stand names are just the same in japanese as they are in english

[true ore]

i think they might mean katakana or hiragana

[minor ore]

He did say that he had a rough idea for parts 7-9 back when he started steel ball run didn't he

[nocturne whale]

bubble pops

[molten crane]

where did he say this?

[runic adder]

yea but we dont know the extent really

[junior coral]

Yeah Norisuke isn't a fusion lol

[nocturne whale]

Part 9 is gonna be crazy

[runic adder]

norisuke could have been a "prototype" for fusion, before he had figured it out
or hes just not a fusion

[true ore]

emporio is the obvious jojo for part 9

[junior coral]

The one fusion we see in jojo happened under really specific circumstances

[runic adder]

why tf is emporio gonna be considered a jojo for part 9

where did it come from?

[nocturne whale]

Nah, doubt it

Maybe a spin off

[true ore]

a dubbed araki interview

[runic adder]

why emporio for a spin off

[runic adder]

ohh so the fake interview

[true ore]

yeah

[runic adder]

ok

[nocturne whale]

He ain't a Joestar

[true ore]

i was joking

[nocturne whale]

Or by bloodline

And no name or Kanji close to jojo

[true ore]

we were joking

[junior coral]

it's a joke

Joporio Jonino

[molten crane]

Jostolfo Joestar

[nocturne whale]

Free Jo names Thanks

[junior coral]

JoJo Bobaho

[nocturne whale]

.

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke 1 was a fusion, because 2 belly buttons

Nobody else before and after him had it

[timid badger]

[runic adder]

yeaaa but like greeny said

wall eyes

the equivalent exchange effects werent there until johnny died

[junior coral]

Yep

And the Locacaca was still in the Philippines or whatever

[runic adder]

new guinea

[timid badger]

Papa

[runic adder]

well, the rock humans did say they have been cultivating it for a long time

we dont know if they originated in morioh or not

but idk, the fact they said that but it also contradicts other stuff feels off to me

like, damokan group needed jobin for smuggling the fruits

[timid badger]

Isn’t it confirmed it originated in PNG?

[runic adder]

and the doctors invaded the hospital to study the fruit and use test subjects

png?

the file type?

[molten crane]

what do you think it tasted like

[timid badger]

Papa New Guinea

[runic adder]

oh

yea its confirmed they were from new guinea

[junior coral]

ya ya ya whateva

[nocturne whale]

Sweet Home Alamba

[timid badger]

Yasuho scalp taste like strawberry yogurt

[runic adder]

so norisuke two navels feels important but could also just be, an insignificant quirk

like the folding ear stuff

[timid badger]

The Norisuke from SBR is the one with two navels right?

Not the dilf

[junior coral]

yes

[uneven tendon]

Possibly retconned

[junior coral]

how

[minor ore]

How come they have stayed there

We know they originated from there

[timid badger]

But aren’t Wall Eyes = Devil’s Palm?

[minor ore]

Yes?

[timid badger]

They both form from the corpse parts

Giving people stands

[minor ore]

And??

Your point being?

[timid badger]

Norisuke could be a fusion

[uneven tendon]

What if the Locacaca were created by rock humans, which is why they have better compatibility?

[junior coral]

Lol

no

Wall Eyes have the ability of equivelant exchange

[timid badger]

Have we seen any two things buried in a devil’s palm?

[junior coral]

Devil's Palm doesn't

yes

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke 1 is unlikely jokes aside, though I still want to know how he has 2 belly buttons

[junior coral]

we've seen tons of dead dudes buried in the devil's palm

[minor ore]

No they have better compatibility because they have cultivated and lived with them for a long time

[uneven tendon]

Though that's almost definitely just a joke

[junior coral]

it's just a genetic abnormality

[timid badger]

Mountain Tim was combined with his rope

[minor ore]

Thats his stand tho

[uneven tendon]

His Stand is actually King Crimson

Oh, Lonesome Me is an ability like Gyro's Scan

[timid badger]

[minor ore]

....

[molten crane]

you can tell this guy didn't read part 8

[minor ore]

Lmao

Also i wish plunder returns

When was the last time he used it

Josuke just kinda learned he had yoshikages bombs too and stopped using plunder

[rocky charm]

"Sinister" isn't a Pokemon type?

[molten crane]

he means Dark

fairly certain it's Sinister is other languages

[rocky charm]

Ah OK

[quartz pawn]

Jooj chapter when

[minor ore]

guys

doss

[minor ore]

10 days

a cpu ness is spamming PK fire

bayonetta has terrible recovery

[quartz pawn]

Ah ok thank you

[timid badger]

How early does the cover usually leak/drop?

[kind owl]

@timid badger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[uneven tendon]

I don't remember any leaks except 106

And I think covers and previews are like 3 days prior