jojolion

[left ferry]

I don't watch it, just thought of it.

[heavy ledge]

[primal lintel]

this man carrying around a whole emergency kit in there

he got the rokakaka and everything

[molten crane]

what the fuck

what's the point of carrying bags of soda onto a plane

[true ore]

because people are idiots

idk

[true walrus]

so u can drink them

[minor ore]

People are waiting for jojolion to end while we intellectuals wait for dio to show up

[timid badger]

Obviously there’s a mini Dio inside Tooru’s teddy bear

[kind owl]

@timid badger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[wind hornet]

Hey I’ve only read up to volume 1

But is there any plot to josukes balls

They mention it quite a bit

[patent merlin]

you'll find out very soon

[wind hornet]

Ok lol

[minor ore]

Jojolion fans explaining why Josuke’s quadruple balls are important to the story

[timid badger]

• 4 balls

[lost slate]

well, he did show up

[kind owl]

@lost slate, Your Hamon Rank is now level 11 !

[uneven tendon]

Luckily I'm 16

💪

[timid badger]

cap?

[uneven tendon]

He's referring to chapter 99

[lost slate]

It kinda counts, kinda doesn't

since that Dio doesn't exist in the SBR universe

[timid badger]

Oh yeah i just looked back to see what you’re talking about lol

Still think that Every Day is a Summer Vacation is a top tier arc

[quasi root]

joshoo

[slim adder]

does that say stone ocean?

[kind owl]

@slim adder, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[slim adder]

??

[uneven tendon]

Where would you rank the WoU arc in top Jojo climaxes?

[patent merlin]

Up there with me watching the Lisa Lisa bath scene : )

[uneven tendon]

Not what I meant, but okay

[uneven tendon]

Overrated milf

[minor ore]

Main villain!!

Wowza!!

Suck titties!!!

For sure!!

[patent merlin]

this could be a meme format

[uneven tendon]

True

[patent merlin]

quick ms paint edit i made in 2 seconds

[lost slate]

choccy milk?

[dawn rune]

yes

[dawn rune]

same

[uneven tendon]

It's a decent arc, but no Love Love Deluxe, Vitamim C, or Milagro Man

[delicate burrow]

Sup gois im back

[minor ore]

is jojolion worth reading

[delicate burrow]

yes

[hard meteor]

yes it is

[minor ore]

ok time to start

[delicate burrow]

Read and take as much time as you want my friend

[uneven tendon]

Imagine finishing SBR and considering not reading Jojolion

[true ore]

probably cleit

i personally believe that because who skips part 4 even if you dont like it

[delicate burrow]

Yeah lmao

Part 4 is great

the people who probably do this are either kids who saw a jojo meme on tiktok and now wanna watch part 5

[uneven tendon]

I don't get the point of "should I read Jojolion", considering it continuing the SBR story which most people loved

[delicate burrow]

But dont wanna watch 1,2,3 or 4

[uneven tendon]

Like don't people WANT more of the SBR universe?

[true ore]

i wanted to start a more or less fresh slate with jojolion

the end of SBR was good but it ate up a lot of my time

[delicate burrow]

Its probably cause they dont think Jojolion will be good as SBR

Somehow? lmao

[uneven tendon]

When in reality, it's better

Ball Breaker is a great arc, but it has nothing against Milagro Man

[minor ore]

SBR really hit different tbh. Parts 2-6 immediately faded out of my memory when I got to 7 and 8.

[true ore]

is it me but did anyone lose interest after the diego hot pant and valentine fight?

[minor ore]

I was way more hyped to read 7 and 8 than 6 because of all the stuff I heard towards them, and that feeling still remains since I'm not that excited about the SO anime

Although I am definitely waiting for the Bohemian Rhapsody arc

[uneven tendon]

I am more of a Under World enjoyer

[minor ore]

Under World, Bohemian, Sky High > the entire MIH Arc

[uneven tendon]

Meh

Fart smella

Smart fella

[delicate burrow]

Re-posting a meme that i made a day ago

New Ojirou hot 😳

[minor ore]

I have not finished jojolion but I need to post something

[delicate burrow]

What is it

[minor ore]

Explain Google

[delicate burrow]

uhhh

[minor ore]

Google low iq

[delicate burrow]

lmao google is a SBR fan lmao

[tame plover]

Charge your fucking phone dude

[delicate burrow]

doesnt know anything about jojolion

just

[minor ore]

It is charging, you see that lightning bolt symbol

[delicate burrow]

"funy 4 bals"

"jojo lion!??!?!?"

[tame plover]

Charge faster

[delicate burrow]

"Joshu bad"

[tame plover]

double power

[minor ore]

😩

Cum in the socket and it goes overdrive

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[tame plover]

Cum white overdriveuuuu

[minor ore]

I heard jojolion is confusing and I only barely read the first chapter and I’m already confused

Why man in ground

[delicate burrow]

read

go read then talk

[tame plover]

I’m on like chapter 6

with the almost blind girl

[delicate burrow]

read for fucks sake

[minor ore]

Reading is difficult

[delicate burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/590338470891880538.gif?v=1

dam

[minor ore]

I am a 3rd grader

[tame plover]

dam

[delicate burrow]

dam

[minor ore]

I have toddler shoes and eat bugs

[delicate burrow]

dam

😔

[minor ore]

when the jobin is sus 😳😳😳

[delicate burrow]

Jobin sussy

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojolion-speed-king-barriage-joubin-gif-19382980

[viral sable]

"guys i didnt read the manga enough for me to get to a point where things get explained pls help " 😐😐👶👶

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[kind owl]

@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 23 !

[near cedar]

Don't react spam

[viral sable]

brah

[delicate burrow]

sorry 👶

[viral sable]

dont use that emoji its against the rules

[kind owl]

@viral sable, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[delicate burrow]

What emoji?

[uneven tendon]

What emoji?

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[viral sable]

dont say that its against the rules!!!!!

[minor ore]

very true

[delicate burrow]

im sorry mister non-moderator

i will do what you say

[summer nova]

don't exist, it's against the rules

[viral sable]

dont say sorry it's against the rules 😐😐

[delicate burrow]

Dam

😔

[runic adder]

1984

[heavy ledge]

Fumi

Morning

[delicate burrow]

Its 1984. Fumi has become god and destroyed the cringy jojo fandom from existing

oh hi josé

[heavy ledge]

I wish

[delicate burrow]

Lmao

[heavy ledge]

Ig ill go back to sleep its too fucking cold

[delicate burrow]

i wish i could sleep with that ease

;-;

joshu drama keeps me awake

[heavy ledge]

I cant i just roll in bed until i get tired

Im receiving a cat massage

[uneven tendon]

[delicate burrow]

Ima try to make a fumi emote lmao

B)

[heavy ledge]

文

[delicate burrow]

fumi moment

[vagrant fjord]

I have been reading jojolion for like the past 9 hours and im only on 78 wtf

[junior coral]

stop speed reading

[viral sable]

i would recommend u dont read it too fast

[junior coral]

god damn

[viral sable]

because u will be waiting a while

[uneven tendon]

Reject speed reading, return to slow reading

If you read it slowly, you could properly appreciate Joshu

No

[delicate burrow]

no

[vagrant fjord]

no no thats point

im reading so slow

[near cedar]

I don't have any

[delicate burrow]

❤️

[vagrant fjord]

or is jojolion just that long

[delicate burrow]

dont care lmao

[viral sable]

jojolion doesnt end

so

[delicate burrow]

joshu gang

[true ore]

jojolion is 1/3 of jojo

[delicate burrow]

[junior coral]

why are you reading all of it in one day

[uneven tendon]

You claimed Johnny is a crybaby who went through very little trauma, everything you say is invalid xD

[vagrant fjord]

cuz its really good

[junior coral]

Also you really took 9 hours out of your day to read it lol

[true ore]

i read the 3/3 of sbr in like 5 hours

[vagrant fjord]

so I want more

[junior coral]

you got nothing else going on

[near cedar]

They said fucking what

[viral sable]

prob speed read over all the story

[olive bobcat]

ive been reading for 6 months

[junior coral]

3/3 is a whole

[true ore]

the final third

[delicate burrow]

Speed reading is awful cause you dont apreciate the best moments in JJL

Dont speed read

[junior coral]

that would be 1/3

[summer nova]

that's bc ur a speedreader

u forgot

[viral sable]

johnny literally got crippled at a young age

[vagrant fjord]

who said im speedreading tf

[true ore]

yeah just the LT chapters

[uneven tendon]

He does

[near cedar]

Then you are bad at reading, he has plenty

[junior coral]

christ

[summer nova]

this isn't a matter of opinion

[junior coral]

Every day this server makes me more angry lol

[viral sable]

the fact that johnny cant walk is really all u would need to know

[summer nova]

Johnny's traumas are factual events that have happened in the series

[uneven tendon]

My guy saw his older brother die and was told by his dad "God took the wrong son"

[viral sable]

u dont even need any other context

[delicate burrow]

The man got shot, lost his brother, his father said he wanted him to die (Not like this way but kinda like this), lost his friend and gf.

[uneven tendon]

Eh???

[vagrant fjord]

then johnny went to a path straight into failure and was disowned by everyone

[sudden nymph]

Some people can speed read but most people can’t and will miss a lot of things this is how araki forgot started because people speed read

[viral sable]

brah

[summer nova]

if this is true, then you have no idea what a trauma is

[vagrant fjord]

thats why sbr is about his redemption

[near cedar]

So you think this isn't suffering?

[summer nova]

that's not an argument

[delicate burrow]

who???

Tell lmao

[vagrant fjord]

who has more

[junior coral]

I hate it here

[summer nova]

it doesn't matter

[viral sable]

just because they went through more doesnt mean he doesnt have trauma ????

[uneven tendon]

Clearly you haven't read SBR

[viral sable]

trauma is trauma

[near cedar]

Even if they did, how does that make Johnny's life of suffering any less suffering

[viral sable]

^

[vagrant fjord]

fugo...

[delicate burrow]

Interessting 🤔

[uneven tendon]

How Fugo had it worse than Johnny?

[delicate burrow]

Fugo did suffer a lot

[summer nova]

"You are not allowed to feel sad since there are starving children in the world"

[delicate burrow]

and hot pants makes me cry

but still

Johnny suffered a lot

[vagrant fjord]

hot pants was done dirty

[true ore]

no

[viral sable]

johnny was still suffering even when he shows up in jojolion

[true ore]

there are many conceptions

[uneven tendon]

But even if they suffered more than Johnny, which I doubt is the case, doesn't make Johnny's life any less shit

[junior coral]

Fugo had one horrible incident compared to Johnny's like 20

[vagrant fjord]

fugo didnt die to a rock

end of story

[viral sable]

fugo can walk

[junior coral]

Why are we comparing the two of them either

trauma is trauma

[viral sable]

^

[junior coral]

it shouldn't be compared like a fucking game

[summer nova]

this

[viral sable]

i dont understand how other characters going through "more" means johnny didnt suffer at all

[true ore]

even though it isnt canon i use the phf fugo backstory because it makes more sense

[uneven tendon]

"But Jotaro has PTSD and depression, he can't move on with his life and he cries over the crusaders all the time"

[delicate burrow]

You cant just say that "Johnny didn't pass through anything, and he's a crybaby sissy" (That is not exacly what you said but it means that lmao) just cause his suffering is less?"??!?

[junior coral]

Johnny was shot in the back and crippled, his entire family abandoned him, his father blamed him for his only brother's death, and he watched his best friend die right in front of him

just to name four examples

[delicate burrow]

Dude

[vagrant fjord]

vitamin c is op wtf

[summer nova]

saying that u can't have a trauma bc other people have it worse falls in the same category as victim blaming imo

[delicate burrow]

Johnny is one of araki's best written characters

[true ore]

hes okay, i like his backround

[junior coral]

Gosh I forgot how much I love SBR

[delicate burrow]

His redemption from the start to finish is amazing

[uneven tendon]

When I see Johnny slander

[junior coral]

Johnny and Gappy have the best character development of the 8 jojos

[vagrant fjord]

what chapter that on

[summer nova]

the blue hawaii arc

[delicate burrow]

blue hawaii lmao

[vagrant fjord]

almost there damn

[true ore]

johnny kinda lost some of his charm in the middle of SBR but once the winter section came around i liked him again

[viral sable]

i really need to reread sbr especially

[junior coral]

I started rereading SBR

[vagrant fjord]

u gotta read sbr twice

[junior coral]

goated

I'm gonna reread SBR then JJL

and by then I'll have seen each part at least twice

[vagrant fjord]

jojolion is like part 4 but better

[viral sable]

er how

[near cedar]

Sniff sniff on their way to explain how Johnny's trauma isn't trauma because "he didn't suffer that badly"

[uneven tendon]

I don't think Johnny was very charming most of the time, unless you find depression to be charming

[vagrant fjord]

its a bit of sbr and part 4 mixed

[olive bobcat]

based

[uneven tendon]

Jojolion is more similar to 4 and 5

[true ore]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

But it does continue SBR very well

[vagrant fjord]

but its a personal journey for josuke

[delicate burrow]

Jojolion is like every part, but better B)))))

[vagrant fjord]

just like part 7 was

[delicate burrow]

Question

[true ore]

yeah

[delicate burrow]

What makes JJL better than SBR to yall

[vagrant fjord]

acide trips of dialogue

[viral sable]

overall or just specific aspects?

[kind owl]

@viral sable, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

[vagrant fjord]

that araki makes in jjl

[delicate burrow]

Overall

[summer nova]

yep

JJL is more original in a lot of ways too

idk where to start

[delicate burrow]

my love for joshu is a reason on why jjl is amazing

[true ore]

SBR is an homage to jojo which is very good

[vagrant fjord]

jojo that doesnt have gay undertones

[delicate burrow]

yes it does

[viral sable]

every part of jojo has gay undertones get used to it

[true ore]

but there is something about part 8 that is just so good

[summer nova]

it kinda does have some gay undertones still

like kira and josefumi

not saying that they're together

[vagrant fjord]

I meant the main jojo

[summer nova]

but there are undertones

[patent merlin]

that would make kira a groomer wouldn't it

🤔

[delicate burrow]

this ass makes me gay lmao

[vagrant fjord]

shut up

[delicate burrow]

Rai is mega thicc

[uneven tendon]

And Johnny's blood was taken without his permission

[vagrant fjord]

I just got to meeting kira like

[delicate burrow]

[vagrant fjord]

an hour ago

[summer nova]

josefumi is 19

[delicate burrow]

yeah

[near cedar]

Remind me when that was

Memory being shit lol

[uneven tendon]

Chapter 3

[near cedar]

When he was paralysed in the hospital?

[patent merlin]

nvm i just didn't know the defenition of groomer

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[viral sable]

pyrocynical drama in a nutshell

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[patent merlin]

LOL

[delicate burrow]

||j̵͒̕ö̷́̓s̷̅̅e̴͋̅f̸̋̌u̵̎́m̵̂̈i̷͊͘||

[patent merlin]

Haruno

[delicate burrow]

ah yes

harenu higayshitkata

[junior coral]

why is there a pic of Gappy that says Josefumi

[viral sable]

screencap from one of the jojo games too isnt it

[delicate burrow]

Its a product i found on amazon

full thing

its absolute garbage

that is why its so funny lmao

[junior coral]

bruh

[delicate burrow]

This is the kind of shit parents buy kids who say they "lOve jOjO"

[quasi root]

i mean

id love a TUSK wallpaper

[delicate burrow]

not really a wallpaper

it more like a wood poster

[true ore]

this is what i use

just cause

[delicate burrow]

clearly you dont read Jojolion

👇

[quasi root]

johnny version of this when

actually no

araki version when

[delicate burrow]

nah

everyone reads sbr

but araki version 😳

[junior coral]

I adore this page

Even though Tooru's colors are kinda cringe

[viral sable]

im gonna put this here to ruin ur day

[crisp vector]

it worked

[pallid void]

Best ship of all jojo

[uneven tendon]

Indeed

Yasuho can have Hato instead

[true ore]

i was rereading stone ocean

and ya know the jailhouse lock arc

emporio forgot he was gonna die and lived

[faint rivet]

jojolion

[molten crane]

honestly hate this version of fugo's backstory, purple haze feedback was better imo

[patent merlin]

Virgin Anime Backstory
Chad PHF Backstory
THAD GhGr Backstory

[hard meteor]

Lad no manga backstory

[molten crane]

lmao

[uneven tendon]

Araki was the one who gave DP the Fugo backstory

So it's canon

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-gif-20184012

[lean niche]

I just realized that everyone in the higashikata family has the word "king" somewhere in their stand names. Is that relevant to anything? That's pretty cool actually

[floral mauve]

royal blood 😳

[patent merlin]

Its proof that gappy will awaken to King Crimson in chapter 110

[floral mauve]

i should finishing reading the rest of the parts tbh

[lean niche]

Hmmm

Yet Caato's stand name hasn't been revealed yet

[uneven tendon]

It will have Queen instead

[patent merlin]

It will be Joker

[timid badger]

Thinking Caato might use her stand to transport Josuke’s bubbles like Yasuho does

But that’s assuming Yasuho gets hurt again or something happens that doesn’t make her available

[runic adder]

Caato being able to transfer the bubbles just retroactively makes yasuho and josuke worse

Their bond isn’t special if that happens

[molten crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJujNn64vvk

I did that video thiny again

[runic adder]

[olive bobcat]

hell yeah

[true ore]

yay

[hard meteor]

Less goooo

[uneven tendon]

Maybe Josuke will find out that while Holly is his mother, she isn't his mommy?

[runic adder]

[true ore]

[molten crane]

bruh

[quasi root]

get out

[molten crane]

you can tell how fake this is

[viral sable]

:(

[runic adder]

[tame plover]

So gappy fucked a under age blind girl huh

[olive bobcat]

i dont think they did it

they were gonna

[tame plover]

Well the father said tthey were

in his mind

[molten crane]

how did you get that from the scene

[tame plover]

aye its what happened right?

[molten crane]

no

[tame plover]

Or almost fucked

[molten crane]

yeah exactly

almost

[tame plover]

Almost unholy

[hard meteor]

No

[tame plover]

But Gappy is part of the pucci church

[summer nova]

gappy was almost *raped by daiya

[light swift]

The bubble man almost gets laid by dementia chess blind girl

While the puzzle pieces dad watches

[tame plover]

What ta unique phrase

[light swift]

Piss

[tame plover]

turd

oooo family tree

I like this new joestar/higashikata/kira family tree

[minor ore]

sup

[minor ore]

more like an underaged girl raped gappy

[tame plover]

yea I got confue about that

So he forgot yasuho

and then just loved her because yes? Or was he aware of what he was doing? Or straight up rape

[minor ore]

he was aware but she took his memories sooo

well he didnt want to

he was practically forced

[tame plover]

aight

I tought maybe he just went dum dum for loosing the memory

Dang what a B

[minor ore]

ikr

[timid badger]

also, he didn't know his own age

[tame plover]

third edit is the charm

lol

[timid badger]

i was taking an exam at the same time lol mind was everywhere

[molten crane]

basically, Josuke pretty much knew nothing about the world except Daiya at that moment, his wprld revolved around her

[tame plover]

ohhhh

tysm @molten crane

[molten crane]

no problem

[primal lintel]

i raise you this

[molten crane]

why

[primal lintel]

i dont know

i didnt make it, for the record

[viral sable]

i dont even get it

[hard meteor]

Toorus judas I guess

[runic adder]

josuke is jesus

would that make tooru judas?

[uneven tendon]

Nah, his name is Tooru Kakyoin

[runic adder]

what does judas even do

[delicate burrow]

its not even that bad lmao

[hard meteor]

He betrayes Jesus

[delicate burrow]

but that 1 image is

bad

[hard meteor]

But eh he doesn’t fit

[uneven tendon]

Tooru might represent the Romans

Big group, want to be better than the rest of the world

[delicate burrow]

Tooru represents yo mama

cause she eats wasps

[hard meteor]

🔥

[barren bough]

tis but a holy fool

[runic adder]

could be judas as jobin then

since jobin betrays norisuke, who's true name is josuke

[runic adder]

thats like half of all civilizations ever

[hard meteor]

Oh yeah that’s true

Judas jobin comfirmed

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

Classic Judas

[minor ore]

Judas?

[winter spade]

Norisuke really is a Jesus figure

[minor ore]

Jobin Iscariot and Judas Higashikata

[winter spade]

Dies for humanities sins, is a earthly father like figure

They both even have some questionable morals surrounding slavery

[minor ore]

Yooo, Jojo evange lion????

[winter spade]

Basically the same character ngl

[patent merlin]

JoJo lion 😳

[winter spade]

Speedwagon???

Actually nvm

Speedwagon cannot die

Objectively Incorrect

Jesus is best girl

[kind owl]

@ocean crypt, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

how did you come to the conclusion that norisuke = jesus

also giorno is as much of a "jesus" as scollipi

literally DIOs (God in italian) son

okay but josuke is jesus

not

norisuke

right

[hard meteor]

Well technically Norisukes real name is josuke :troll:

[minor ore]

[summer nova]

tooru's wonder of u has the ability of IMPOSTER which is why he is jeSUS!

[minor ore]

that is not correct! but

[uneven tendon]

But just like Jesus, he comes back

[hearty flower]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-lion-animal-windy-gif-16642021

[minor ore]

[winter spade]

We really need an emote of that moment when pucci plays the Jesus music

[minor ore]

no we need tooru emote

whatever

just one

[hearty flower]

the imposter is sus tooru

[minor ore]

wait...

sustooru

sutooru

satoru

[uneven tendon]

We do

[minor ore]

[winter spade]

Where

[hearty flower]

tenor gif

[hearty flower]

what about satoru

[hard meteor]

He’s sus

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

[heavy ledge]

bro what thefuck is going on here

[uneven tendon]

I don't know

[minor ore]

the schizo side of discussion category

[dusty kindle]

this is your brain on jojo

[minor ore]

wtf-

ima go bully some kids now

[uneven tendon]

What are you, Aisho?

[minor ore]

Yes actually

[hard meteor]

Prove it

[minor ore]

||best JoJo Milf Is ova enya||

Yasuho's mom hit different doe

I'm dead I can't prove it

[minor ore]

You aint lying

Also

Koichis mom

[uneven tendon]

Shame she is a bad mother

[minor ore]

she is

but shes hot

[delicate burrow]

I would say that yasuho's hot

but one chapter scarred me so no

Yasuho's great

[uneven tendon]

Paper Moon King?

[delicate burrow]

but not hot

[hard meteor]

What chapter

[delicate burrow]

||that rock insect one||

[hard meteor]

Oh

[delicate burrow]

makes me cry everytime

[hard meteor]

Yeah it was really sad chapter

[uneven tendon]

I don't know of it's a tearjerker, but it is sad

[delicate burrow]

For sure

[uneven tendon]

Kinda weird that Holly and Yasuho didn't recognize each other in Born This Way arc, but I guess neither of them knew exactly who the other one is

Yasuho didn't see Holly and Holly has memory issues

[hard meteor]

Yeah

Honestly it’s more weird she didn’t recognize Kira

[uneven tendon]

People who claim part 8 Kira is bad clearly haven't read chapter 71

Or Vitamin C

[delicate burrow]

Those people are idiot's lmao

[minor ore]

I kinda have hope for kira still being alive

in some way

[hard meteor]

Imagine not liking Kira 8

[minor ore]

or just watching josuke in heaven

[delicate burrow]

Kira 8 > Kira 4

fight me

[uneven tendon]

Imagine preferring part 4 Kira to part 8 Kira

[minor ore]

MEET ME IN THE ALLY WAY

[delicate burrow]

dam

[pallid void]

Part 8 kira is amazing,like,a lot of SHA

[uneven tendon]

And lots of bitches

[heavy ledge]

Dr Kira

[minor ore]

FUCKING LOVE PART 4 KIRA

[uneven tendon]

But the dude was too busy saving lives than getting a girlfriend

[pallid void]

And he is chad

Was

[heavy ledge]

why do you want a girlfriend when you got a boyfriend

[minor ore]

NO KIRA PART 8 GOT NOTHING ON P4 KIRA

[delicate burrow]

Kira 8 is way better than kira 4. Kira 4 is kinda overrated but Kira 8 is just... perfection

[minor ore]

8 is also overrated

-_-

[heavy ledge]

get the fuck out of here

[delicate burrow]

die

[rocky charm]

Still not quite sure if he knew what he was doing when he killed Hair Clip\

[pallid void]

Part 4 kira is better only for btd

[hard meteor]

Meh

Bites the dust is garbage in a standard fight

[heavy ledge]

he didnt, he just thought it was a normal hair clip

[pallid void]

Yeah but it isn't for a killer

[minor ore]

MAKE ME BITCH

[uneven tendon]

When Joshuphobes are around

[heavy ledge]

i did several times i can do it again

[delicate burrow]

yo wtf

[minor ore]

CANT ANYMORE

[delicate burrow]

bidoof angery is best

"ITS A COUNTRY YOU HOES"

[hard meteor]

Lol

[minor ore]

YOU SAID I CAN STAY WHEN IM AT CHAPTER 53

AND IM BEYOND THAT

[minor ore]

Ngl that was hilarious

[hard meteor]

You can stay once you reach 106

[minor ore]

NAH

TOO LATE

[hard meteor]

Yah

[delicate burrow]

lol

[minor ore]

xD

[uneven tendon]

Well he didn't know what rock humans were until 2 years prior to Jojolion, and hairclip happened when he was 23, but I think he knew something was off about it

[minor ore]

i just like part 4 kira better

i still like part 8 kira

[uneven tendon]

You suck

[delicate burrow]

dam bidoof

[heavy ledge]

it was a coiinkydink

[minor ore]

I just love the simplicity of part 4 kira

[heavy ledge]

out of this fucking chat

[uneven tendon]

Imagine preferring simplicity over complexity

[minor ore]

no

[minor ore]

its not like

[rocky charm]

||This panel seems to indicate he STOMPED, like he knew what it was and very purposefully killed it||

[uneven tendon]

That's why we have Joshuphobes

[rocky charm]

||But that doesn't fit with his history||

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

I hate part 8 kira

[rocky charm]

How far are you now?

[minor ore]

also I barely know kira

[rocky charm]

Did you read Vitamin C yet?

[delicate burrow]

😔

[minor ore]

im on 55

[delicate burrow]

dam

[minor ore]

well 56

actually

[rocky charm]

That doesn't help what chapter title is it

[uneven tendon]

Maybe he had a rough idea of what rock insects are but not rock humans?

[heavy ledge]

yea i think its just tricky

[delicate burrow]

Bidoof why are you so cring

[minor ore]

Milgaro man part 3

[rocky charm]

Wait but Milagro Man is a two-parter

[heavy ledge]

bidoof is a carbon cringe life form

[rocky charm]

Isn't it?

[minor ore]

?

lemmme check

[rocky charm]

!w Milagro Man part 3

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Milagro_Man_(story_arc)
Not the correct result? Use !w page Milagro Man part 3 for a direct link or !w search Milagro Man part 3 for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Milagro Man \(story arc\)

Milagro Man (ミラグロマン, Miraguro Man) is the thirteenth story arc in JoJolion.

[minor ore]

ima double check brb

[uneven tendon]

Because even ||Mamezuku for instance saw D7's at his family orchard||, I don't think rock creatures would be that rare to see

[minor ore]

oh it i

s

im on part 2 then

[delicate burrow]

Guys

[minor ore]

chapter 57

[delicate burrow]

is lasaga the best food there is?

[uneven tendon]

No

It's Joshu's King Call

[rocky charm]

Damn I really hope Araki clears up all these inconsistencies

[molten crane]

thought i could trust you...

[minor ore]

nope

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lasagna-pasta-italian-food-dinner-food-gif-18166425

[minor ore]

joshus nuts are

[delicate burrow]

come on

Lasaga is good

[minor ore]

from his nut king call

[uneven tendon]

So you've already read most things about part 8 Kira

But you still prefer 4

[minor ore]

yeah i like his character I just like part 4 kiras hardships better

[uneven tendon]

[hard meteor]

What Hardships

[minor ore]

well

[uneven tendon]

Bidoof right now

[minor ore]

not hardships per say i just like what he had to go through to keep a quiet life

[molten crane]

I love the unedited panel of that

[uneven tendon]

Same

[minor ore]

i do like part 8 kiras KQ better than part 4's

[uneven tendon]

Any panel with part 8 Kira in general is

[molten crane]

part 8 kira's mother has rock for brains

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

oh shit

i forgot about that

[molten crane]

bruh

[uneven tendon]

Do you think OG Josuke could do something about it?

[minor ore]

best image in jjl so far

[molten crane]

probably

[hard meteor]

Ye

[runic adder]

[molten crane]

something funny is how useful part 4 josuke would be in part 8

[rocky charm]

Giorno could fix Holly, at the very least

[uneven tendon]

Clearly you speedread Jojolion

[hard meteor]

But current josuke can already do it with ||go beyond||

[uneven tendon]

[molten crane]

and how part 8 josuke could probably be useful in part 4

[rocky charm]

||idk why everyone thinks Go Beyond has healing properties. It might, but there's been no proof of it||

[minor ore]

Milgaro man is boring asf so far

[molten crane]

||because Rai said it can||

[runic adder]

Cope

[molten crane]

Cope

[uneven tendon]

Do you think ||Go Beyond could go beyond Love Train?||

[minor ore]

no its just so many lore drops

[hard meteor]

||rai speech||

[uneven tendon]

Get out

[molten crane]

yes

[runic adder]

||rai also said the doctors had the branch||

[minor ore]

i mean part 1 of it

[uneven tendon]

No

[minor ore]

i didnt finish 2 yet

[uneven tendon]

Kids these days

[minor ore]

part 1 is just joshu getting lucky

[rocky charm]

||Rai also said that Wonder of U functioned on karma and that there's no way Jobin had the New Locacaca. He talks out his ass constantly.||

[runic adder]

Wow I wonder why

[molten crane]

yes but ||rai is a zeppeli so he must know a lot about the spin||

[minor ore]

I smell a stando

[runic adder]

That is not confirmed

[molten crane]

yeah ik i'm joking

[runic adder]

The only thing he was correct on is ||go beyond tbh||

[uneven tendon]

Doss is a smart lad, he knows what he's talking about

[minor ore]

If josuke doesnt learn spin in the next 50 chapters

[uneven tendon]

And he also has a good channel

[minor ore]

im done reading jj;

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

jjl

[molten crane]

i might i might

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

Jojodoss has a fantastic channel

[uneven tendon]

It is

[molten crane]

i see

[hard meteor]

||to be fair rais been pretty accurate about the bubbles in general he’s probably right about the curses||

[minor ore]

NOT AS GOOD AS MY 47 SUB CHANNEL

[uneven tendon]

Average Jojo memers

Jojodoss

[minor ore]

my channels better

[uneven tendon]

Nope

[minor ore]

with my 47 subs

TvT

[molten crane]

lmao

[runic adder]

If wou and LT are luck based abilities

Then milagro man is a luck cringe ability

[hard meteor]

||plus he mentions both curses in that speech so it’s probably not metaphorical||

[molten crane]

someone commented this even though I've been doing this for months

[minor ore]

what if tooru is apart of josuke as well

[uneven tendon]

||Spin was used for healing||

[minor ore]

the pin looks like it has a spiral sun on it

[runic adder]

Someone’s too dense to get the joke I see

[minor ore]

just like josukes sun pin on his shirt

[runic adder]

Bruh you read vitamin c

[rocky charm]

Inverted colour?

I don't think they know what that means.

[minor ore]

yes

[runic adder]

[molten crane]

he's talking about Haruno

[uneven tendon]

Bidoof you confuse me

[molten crane]

but yeah inverted ain't the right word

[runic adder]

If it was inverted it wouldn’t be a white sailor outfit

[molten crane]

oh it was a comment on my flashback man video

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[minor ore]

.-.

ima good youtuber too

good when it comes to cringe

[runic adder]

Lmaooo

Dude it’s called theorizing

[molten crane]

when are you gonna restart that btw

[runic adder]

What? Does he think flashback man should be ignored entirely like Araki did?

[minor ore]

huh?

[uneven tendon]

Maybe it can also do this?

[minor ore]

wdym+

man imfat

i can barely breath

cuz my lungs are fucking killing me

[uneven tendon]

Then be like Valentine, and work out

[molten crane]

beautiful ball breaker

[uneven tendon]

One of the most underrated Stands

[minor ore]

he didnt work out tho

[uneven tendon]

He did

Araki confirmed

[minor ore]

im pretty sure the real valentine died

and gave the other one d4c

[molten crane]

it genuinely is underrated everyone lists out the strongest stands and then forget ball breaker

[uneven tendon]

That's not how D4C works

[minor ore]

thats what he did in valentine vs johnny

[molten crane]

the real funny valentine died like 20 chapters before the final battle

[minor ore]

yeah'

[uneven tendon]

Technically Valentine was never really gone

Until he did

[molten crane]

lmao

[hard meteor]

he did

[molten crane]

don't worry Joshu will get the dimensions ability soon

[uneven tendon]

I don't see what the point is though, since they are all identical

[molten crane]

the lengths people go to to try and make people think it's Ojiro

[hard meteor]

lmao

[uneven tendon]

Maybe flashback man is actually Josuke's son?

||And he used Go Beyond 2.0 to visit his dad||

[molten crane]

that would be nice

[runic adder]

What do these people think “no memories from Kira or josefumi” means ffs

The person josuke sees has to be someone JOSUKE saw

[molten crane]

and it's clearly Gappy's clothes and hat in the panel

[uneven tendon]

Only bad memories were erased, so he only remembers the good things

[runic adder]

Whether it be a vision, a future memory, etc

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

Like meeting ojiro

[delicate burrow]

Definetly not ojiro lmao

[runic adder]

Ofc ofc

Ojiro was just his favorite person

Even more than his mother

What are we going to do when flashback man actually shows up

Like how is the fandom gonna react

[molten crane]

idk a worse theory for flashback man than "it's Ojiro or Kira" besides him being a background character

[uneven tendon]

Caato main villain

[runic adder]

What

[molten crane]

I am gonna explode with joy

[runic adder]

Me too

[heavy ledge]

when fb man shows up the world will implode

and we will never know the ending of jjl

[runic adder]

Damn that’s too bad

[hard meteor]

celebrate

[molten crane]

can't wait to see the "it's Damo/Ojiro/Kira" people reaction

[runic adder]

Me petting my cat as we succumb to the wall eyes(we will be fused and reborn 3 days later)

[runic adder]

They will seethe

[uneven tendon]

If flashback man shows up, Josuke must kiss Yasuho

[minor ore]

aren't you japanese joshu?

[runic adder]

Lots of foreigners in morioh ig

[uneven tendon]

No, Joshu is actually American

He is Johnny's daughter

[heavy ledge]

joshu is an alien

[uneven tendon]

But his gender changed

Thanks to ||Nut Beyond||

[hard meteor]

wait what

so joshus like 119 lol

[runic adder]

Problem?

[uneven tendon]

||Nut Beyond goes beyond the definition of genders, much like Anasui in the old universe||

[minor ore]

Me petting my cat but realizing that Paper Moon King has made everyone look like my cat, thus it's not my cat and I get charged for harassment of a stranger

[runic adder]

Sad

[uneven tendon]

So Joshu is not only the Joseph counterpart, but also the Anasui counterpart

[runic adder]

Me petting my cat before the fatal calamity occurs(we tried to pursue the head doctor)

[uneven tendon]

Joshu is immortal

[minor ore]

weird looking stand-

[uneven tendon]

*Beautiful looking

But let's move on a different topic

[minor ore]

it reminds me of marlin mansion tax collecter

[uneven tendon]

What do you think the relationship between Yoshikage and Kei was like?

[minor ore]

a normal sibling relationship

[molten crane]

it wasn't bad

kira and kei fanart is the best

[hard meteor]

probably normal

its a shame we dont ever get to see them interacting tho

[runic adder]

Kei and Kira have been shown a total of once(1(one)) time together

[minor ore]

guys

[runic adder]

Sad!

[minor ore]

which jojo had the best life

I say josuke

[hard meteor]

4suke

[runic adder]

Josuke

4

He lived a pretty normal life in morioh

[minor ore]

Also

hes kinda rich

[runic adder]

Kinda

[minor ore]

he owns half the reef in morioh

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi definitely had it the worst though

[minor ore]

in thus spoke rohan kishibe

[molten crane]

joseph probably had a good life

super rich

[uneven tendon]

I'd argue Jotaro also has a good life in Ireneverse

[runic adder]

Same with irene lol

[molten crane]

probably

[minor ore]

He still fought dio

and all of that

[molten crane]

but jotaro still doesn't have his dad with him though

[minor ore]

pucci didnt exist to continue the heaven plan tho

so irene had a peaceful life

[uneven tendon]

I think people exaggerate on that, he probably had a decent relationship with his dad and we just didn't see him because he wasn't relevant

So Araki gave the "he's on tour" excuse

[molten crane]

makes sense

[minor ore]

his dads on a fucking tour

he has a dad

hes just making it big

[hard meteor]

he never complains about him either

prob a decent guy

[minor ore]

plus im pretty sure he came back by the end of part 3

jolyne had a reason to complain

she didnt know what her dad was keeping her away from

she always thought he didn't want anything to do with her and her milf mom

damn im worse than kakyoin and okuyasu

[hard meteor]

yeah you are

[minor ore]

rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero

[hard meteor]

his wife isnt even hot lol

[molten crane]

they'll probably make her hot in the anime

[minor ore]

emporios mom

hot

diavolos mom bad and hot

[delicate burrow]

I have a theory: ||What if in the end. We never get Caato's stand revealed, and Tooru and her fuse to make a super duper WoU fusion that can teleport shit outta nowhere and destroy everything but then Joshu learns the spin and learns "Nut King Call, You'll See" (You'll see is a Nat King Cole song btw) And he has the ability to rip out the dimensional fabric of the universe and together with Josuke's Go beyond they erase Tooru and Caato out of existence||

[minor ore]

trish's mom

hot

giornos mom AN EVIL BITCH but hot

[molten crane]

||as long as the fusion becomes flashback man I am down||

[heavy ledge]

josefumi

[minor ore]

Josefumis mom

[minor ore]

got

hot

[runic adder]

[delicate burrow]

this guy?

[heavy ledge]

bby

https://twitter.com/lauriart_exe/status/1390697937080971265?s=20

⚓️🌹 laura 🌹⚓️ @ comms + zines (@lauriart_exe)

Another month, another smol fumi pfp 👀

Twitter · May 7, 2021, 4:00 PM

[delicate burrow]

aww

cute fumi

[minor ore]

best jojo dilf?

[heavy ledge]

yes

[minor ore]

Johnathan

[delicate burrow]

He's not a dad but yes

[heavy ledge]

he is

[minor ore]

he is a dad

giornos father

lol

and unagalos

[heavy ledge]

tf u talking about

[minor ore]

and donatello

and george

[heavy ledge]

im talking about josefumi and u talk about jonathan, no correlation

[minor ore]

im talking to goose lol

not you

[delicate burrow]

rai moment

[heavy ledge]

Fumi is a dilf

U guys are deniers

[vagrant fjord]

what if you kiss wou

what happens

[minor ore]

hes not a dad

[vagrant fjord]

its not an attack

[minor ore]

idfk

idek its ability

[vagrant fjord]

I have found WOU's weakness

[heavy ledge]

He is

[minor ore]

ah shit

[runic adder]

He and Kira are josukes dad, holy is his mom

[minor ore]

my mom needs help with her make up

brv

[fallen lake]

By kissing wou, you approached and made a move towards a relationship that involves wou. Aka you're decimated

[minor ore]

and yoshihiro

[runic adder]

Exchanging of balls to be reborn is kinda gay ngl

[molten crane]

Josuke has 5 dads and 3 moms

[minor ore]

also that sounds like incest

[runic adder]

Yoshiteru

[delicate burrow]

Josuke has a big familiy

[minor ore]

saying that kira is josukes dad and holy is the mom

[runic adder]

Yea, you don’t need negative intent for wou to activate

[minor ore]

kinda sus

[runic adder]

Ok

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-ok-and-gif-19666657

[heavy ledge]

Why would it be sus

[minor ore]

cuz that sounds like incest

[runic adder]

We don’t mean it as actual mom and dad

[heavy ledge]

You sound like incest

[minor ore]

I-

[delicate burrow]

yeah lmao

bidoof is saying some weird shit

lol

[hard meteor]

some things never change

[fallen lake]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Im just saying its weird

sorry

...

[fallen lake]

Pop off ...

[heavy ledge]

Why tho. They are his dads

Josuke was born from a flower

Didnt u read jojolion

[delicate burrow]

Josuke is 2 hot people in one

[molten crane]

underrated

[delicate burrow]

and im happy for that

[minor ore]

josefumi and kira are his dads while holy is his mom

thats what i meant by weird

[delicate burrow]

brainstorm

[runic adder]

That is what I said, yes

They are not literal dads

Ffs josefumi was reborn, stop taking this so seriously

[molten crane]

hahahahahahahahahahaah funyn

[minor ore]

im not

[delicate burrow]

🤣

i am dieng

[fallen lake]

Don't turn jjl into bentelion, I've seen many servers randomly change topics to ben 10 nostalgia

[molten crane]

brainstorm

[fallen lake]

And it never stops

[molten crane]

more like

[delicate burrow]

it too funy

[heavy ledge]

they are his dads stop being a denier

[molten crane]

green needle

[delicate burrow]

IT TOO FUNI

IM DIE

HELP

CALL THE AMBULANCE