jojolion

[hazy snow]

and he could only lift a road roller with ease, should've been a plane smh

[severe dust]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbr.com/jojo-bizarre-adventure-best-stands-weak-users/amp/

[hazy snow]

okuyasu tho

[delicate burrow]

cringe

[hazy snow]

:C

[severe dust]

It also says that Angelo is weak

I mean

Dude was a serial killer before he got his stand

[delicate burrow]

oh no

oh no

oh no

[severe dust]

oh no

[kind owl]

@severe dust, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[hazy snow]

oh no

[olive bobcat]

oh no

[hazy snow]

u broke the chain

:C

[delicate burrow]

I am going to comit vehicular manslaugther against the owner of cbr

[minor ore]

i seen an article saying top 10 stand users who are powerful without their stands

DIO was 3 and Josuk4 was 1

[brittle lodge]

Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise

[severe dust]

I mean it’s strong but not in the traditional way

Rude 😭

[delicate burrow]

this was kinda funny tho?

[hazy snow]

Dio watching the sun rise: guess i'll die

[delicate burrow]

both didnt even appear lmao

[severe dust]

Xd

[hazy snow]

they did, in 36 parts

[severe dust]

Shrink

[hazy snow]

cbr makes me lose brain cells

[brittle lodge]

mmmmmmmmmmm

[hazy snow]

they just stating things that happened in the show, then say that it's a twist

[minor ore]

Somebody hasn’t read jojo, boingo’s stand is useful, not strong, it nearly does nothing but predict, okuyasu isn’t a weak user more like a less smarter user, he is pretty strong but would be stronger if smarter

[delicate burrow]

HAHAH

[minor ore]

LMSO

[delicate burrow]

LMAO

[minor ore]

My goodness Lmaoo

[hazy snow]

babyface was pretty lame tbh

[minor ore]

I mean have you seen him

[minor ore]

number 1 is erina escaping with lisa lisa lmfao

yeah what's more of a plot twist
escaping with child
main character fucking dying

[severe dust]

https://www.cbr.com/jojos-phantom-blood-best-arc/

[delicate burrow]

guys, they put fucking pesci as being more powerfull than white album

[minor ore]

Ripped doesn’t mean strong, jotaro would whoop his ass without a stand

[delicate burrow]

i repeat

they put fucking pesci as being more powerfull than white album

[severe dust]

Bruh

[hazy snow]

JOTARO IS THE FUCKING STRONG

[minor ore]

Kira would fold Jotaro

[minor ore]

tbf if he was in the same way he was whne fighting Bucciarati he would have a busted as shit ability

[hazy snow]

pesci can phase tho

[delicate burrow]

whos number 1 lmao?

[hazy snow]

he just goes through armour and into heart then squeeze

[delicate burrow]

Dio just died

and kira became sherlock holmes

[hazy snow]

or not squeeze

[minor ore]

It’s defo dio

[hazy snow]

it was me, dio

[minor ore]

Or kars

Novel but that’s not canon

[delicate burrow]

oh no

[hazy snow]

they aren't false about this tbh

[olive bobcat]

jesus christ

[severe dust]

What

[delicate burrow]

HAHA

[hazy snow]

no. 1, her stand is a music reference

[uneven tendon]

They used a NON CANON one shot as proof for their argument

[minor ore]

What?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 14 !

[severe dust]

Lmfao

Fucking CBR

[delicate burrow]

HAHAHAHHA

LMFAOOOOOO

[minor ore]

Swear they’ll just put anything

[delicate burrow]

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[hazy snow]

too low

should be no.

1

[delicate burrow]

KOICHI POSE IS REPRESENTIVE OF HIS NATURE?

[minor ore]

WTF HAHAHA

[hazy snow]

[uneven tendon]

And remember: this is supposed to be for anime only's

Yet they spoil the ending of the part

[hazy snow]

kira wishes

[delicate burrow]

nature

[minor ore]

Really? Hmm I didn’t notice, it’s not like it was her last appearance

SMH

[near cedar]

Are ya givin CBR clicks again?

[delicate burrow]

this is a pose?

smh

[delicate burrow]

That is just an example of the exaggerated swagger of a german soldier

[minor ore]

Now that’s valid

[brittle lodge]

yes it is

[severe dust]

He’s gotta be number 1 tho

[hazy snow]

i read "Stoheim's pose can't contain his excrement"

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[brittle lodge]

tonio best boi of part 4

[hazy snow]

one time he was sensible

[hazy snow]

Kakyoin

[delicate burrow]

lmaoo

super menacing

[hazy snow]

when ppl call you the main villain of the franchise

[delicate burrow]

tf?

[severe dust]

Huh

[hazy snow]

but you only have a major effect on 3 parts

[severe dust]

What

[delicate burrow]

oh no they did not shit on my boi rikiel

[severe dust]

No

[olive bobcat]

no

[brittle lodge]

RIKIEL NOO

[delicate burrow]

Cbr bouta get slapped

[hazy snow]

it do be under used tho

[brittle lodge]

IMA CLAP CBR

[minor ore]

I really wanted to see more of part 4 tamami

[hazy snow]

the son

[severe dust]

He’s got the ultimate turtle neck what is not to like

[hazy snow]

the sons of dio just had messed up outfits

[minor ore]

so true chile

[delicate burrow]

Rikiel is poggers

[minor ore]

Looks like a cow

[severe dust]

Cow

[delicate burrow]

i am going to commit death

[minor ore]

Who’d even pick that outfit? I would

[severe dust]

Why him

[delicate burrow]

They saying that dio has a terrible fashion sense

goddam dio

[severe dust]

His outfit is beautiful

[minor ore]

“Dad’s terrible fashion sense” lmfao

[minor ore]

Clearly haven’t met giorno

[uneven tendon]

Even though Koichi already HAS found out Kira's identity

[minor ore]

I mean ngl Dio's drip was really butchered when DP animated him

[severe dust]

Yeah

[crisp torrent]

Why is this the most alive channel??

[hazy snow]

when side character steals ur kill

[severe dust]

Because we are shitting on cbr

[hazy snow]

idek

[delicate burrow]

they are even supporting fucking funimation

[uneven tendon]

Because it's the chat for the best part

[delicate burrow]

I hate CBR so much

i want to die

[crisp torrent]

Even the meme channel is dea

[delicate burrow]

yeah

jojolion is the best

B)

yeah

[near cedar]

Stop clicking on their articles then, they want you to click

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796353679115419648/839204388711038986/jojos_bizarre_adventure_steel_ball_run_3_8_1.jpg https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796353679115419648/839204389079351296/jojos_bizarre_adventure_part_8_jojolion_22_10.jpg If you see anyone discrediting Johnny's character development

[brittle lodge]

rikiel giga poggers

[uneven tendon]

He went from bribing guards so he can have his own seat to sacrificing his life so nobody else would have the rock disease

[delicate burrow]

Johnny is one of the best well developed characters in manga. I mean, he's so good

[crisp torrent]

The same article

Okay?

[olive bobcat]

lmao

[hazy snow]

that's acc so dum

[crisp torrent]

Didn't know jolyne was in stone ocean

[hazy snow]

wait

they are both white

[severe dust]

That’s gotta be a fucking joke

[hazy snow]

wait does that mean the most canon version of jojo is the black and white manga?

[runic adder]

yea, i just wanted to see which chapter it was, cuz tsurugis condition gets worse over time yknow

[crisp torrent]

It feels like a filler

[runic adder]

yes

[crisp torrent]

Only thing that I like about cbt is that they don't forget about minor villains

But other than that

[delicate burrow]

guys

[runic adder]

bw manga is the only "canon" colors, given it has no color

[crisp torrent]

It's shitty

[severe dust]

Top ten things you didn’t know about stone ocean: number 1 Jolyne Kujo is in it

[delicate burrow]

What is the best site to buy jojolion manga. I want chapter one on my bookshelf

lmao

[runic adder]

theres no english jjl, i have no idea where to find jap copies

[uneven tendon]

Don't worry, he'll be healthy in less than 2 hours

[runic adder]

hopefully

[safe spoke]

Answer me

[crisp torrent]

Gun, it's not even a question

[delicate burrow]

Yo mama

[near cedar]

Except for colours that are specifically stated

[runic adder]

yea

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[runic adder]

what colors have been officially stated in jjl as of rn?

[delicate burrow]

get rekt

[runic adder]

all i know is that satoru has canonically white hair

anything else?

[hazy snow]

cherrys are red

[runic adder]

that much is true yes

[near cedar]

Strawberries are read in JJL

[crisp torrent]

Enough cbt for today

[runic adder]

i had no idea, thanks for informing me lol

[hazy snow]

saving this

[kind owl]

@molten ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 29 !

[near cedar]

Yes yes cbr cringe

[hazy snow]

giorno has blond hair canonically

[near cedar]

So does DIO

[true ore]

well he has black hair

it just changed

[near cedar]

It's blond

It changed into blond

[hazy snow]

and jonathan just changes through hair colours like a cameleon trying to adapt to its environment

[near cedar]

So he has blond

[true ore]

was it always blond

[safe spoke]

I will destroy koichi

[hazy snow]

no

[true ore]

K

[safe spoke]

Koicko is the only life form capable of the pose

[hazy snow]

pose like a koichi

[runic adder]

probably not lol

[minor ore]

This scene made it look like he has a gap

[runic adder]

he does

he has a gap in his teeth

its why hes called gappy

[near cedar]

Hence the nickname

[minor ore]

Yeah, that’s what I was thinkign, I was wondering why they would give him such a dumb nickname lol

[runic adder]

lol

what else would we call him gappy for?

||holly is the real gappy, she has gaps in her brain ||

jjl spoilies

[olive bobcat]

lmao

[minor ore]

I thought it may have been because he came from a gap underneath in chapter 1

[runic adder]

oh

are you on chapter 1?

[river dew]

jojo lion

[minor ore]

No

[uneven tendon]

||Do you think Josuke and Jobin could eventually get along?||

[delicate burrow]

Def

[river dew]

idk

[runic adder]

never

[olive bobcat]

all depends what happens between now and the end

[hazy snow]

wait, he doesnt?

[uneven tendon]

||Because he cheated on the beetle fight?||

[runic adder]

||i dont think jobin and josuke will ever be friends in a sense||

[runic adder]

no just cuz they are so different

and obviously have different goals and ideals

[delicate burrow]

||If josuke saves jobin then probably he will forgive him||

[olive bobcat]

||maybe not hostile, but def not friendly||

[river dew]

for every "joshu is a simp meme" i kill one person

[uneven tendon]

What about Josuke and Joshu?

[runic adder]

yea ig

[runic adder]

joshu hasnt killed anyone

[uneven tendon]

But could he get along with Josuke eventually?

[hazy snow]

3 types of responses (spoilers prob)

[runic adder]

joshu isnt collaborating with the group that inflicted disease on his mom

joshu wasnt collaborating with the people that killed HIS PAST SELVES

[river dew]

o wow

[safe spoke]

me when the

[uneven tendon]

You could say the differences between each and every one of us is what makes us human, though

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[uneven tendon]

[river dew]

my second stand ability

[river dew]

hard and meatal

[minor ore]

Still can’t comprehend how Johnny managed to have children? Isn’t his lower half disabled

[runic adder]

what kinda logic is that for josuke being friends with his enemy

[runic adder]

he kinda..walked at the end of sbr

[uneven tendon]

He regained the ability to walk in the end of part 7 though

[runic adder]

idk if you missed the part where johnny completed his goal

but it happened

[uneven tendon]

He fully mastered Spin, so he could walk

[river dew]

i mean

ur not wrong

[kind owl]

@river dew, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[hazy snow]

the entirety of part 4 tbh

[uneven tendon]

Well, technically he did lose in SBR

[minor ore]

That doesn’t mean his lil friend could work too

[uneven tendon]

Because he didn't manage to stop Diego from taking the corpse

[uneven tendon]

Huh?

[river dew]

confusion noises

[runic adder]

lmaooo

[runic adder]

his original goal was to walk, he achieved that

[safe spoke]

Answer my question

[minor ore]

Legs and the male private part work completely different

[uneven tendon]

But he had another goal, of stopping Diego from taking the corpse

And he failed that

[runic adder]

that was after

[river dew]

heavy and metal

[runic adder]

and it was more about the corpse not belonging to a specific person, like steven said

[safe spoke]

ok

[river dew]

aka stand with shovel

[severe dust]

Yes

[uneven tendon]

But the corpse already belonged to someone: Jesus Christ

[minor ore]

So basically so far Johnny,Jonathan and jolyne are the only ones to have failed in their parts

[severe dust]

Yes

Wait

[uneven tendon]

Technically Josuke also failed in his part

He didn't manage to get along with Rohan

[runic adder]

[river dew]

im mean ur not wrong

[runic adder]

jolyne didnt fail, in the end pucci was still defeated

[true ore]

how much of jojolion have you even read

[safe spoke]

None

[true ore]

so get out of the channel

[minor ore]

Something you’d like to add?

[river dew]

yes

[safe spoke]

Ok

[delicate burrow]

koich plz go the hell bak to shitpost land

this is big boy talk

[severe dust]

Johnny loses?

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/838810844669149214/E0GyBP9UcAENqmO.png Remember when Araki didn't forget about Haruno?

[delicate burrow]

haruno :O

[runic adder]

haruno met big chungus

insane

[severe dust]

Woah

Big chungus

[minor ore]

Yeah, did u finish sbr?

[river dew]

big ol bunny

[severe dust]

Yea

Wait

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/838809651507494982/E0A-hblWEAY4X1j.png Lovely family

[river dew]

o boy

[severe dust]

I think I understand what you mean

[uneven tendon]

Only person they're missing is Yasuho

[olive bobcat]

he loses the race, sure

[uneven tendon]

Since she will be Josuke's wife

[river dew]

yes i do have a lovely family

[runic adder]

what a wonderful family, i hope one of them isnt cut out of the photo in the flashforward

[runic adder]

and rai

[uneven tendon]

Rai is not a member of the family

[runic adder]

just realized it had haruno lmao

[uneven tendon]

He's just a friend of Norisuke

[runic adder]

you...talked about yasuho tho

[olive bobcat]

whys haruno looking at hato ass?

[uneven tendon]

Remember when Araki redesigned Jobin, Mitsuba and Kei like 3 times over the course of part 8?

[river dew]

HEY WAIT A SECOND WHO IS THE OTHER SAILOR

[uneven tendon]

It's Haruno

Josuke's brother

[river dew]

o

[runic adder]

so many higashikata retconned designs

[river dew]

oooooo

[uneven tendon]

Who has the Stand Crazy Little Thing

[river dew]

ok

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/838666497776812082/20210430_201627.jpg

[runic adder]

caato, mitsuba, tsurugi, jobin, norisuke, joshu

all redesigned

[river dew]

uhm

[uneven tendon]

I don't think Norisuke was fully redesigned

[river dew]

uhm

[uneven tendon]

He just looks more normal now

[river dew]

djvnasudgnfdujavd

avhjnavucernvosifa

[runic adder]

well, norisuke not that much

just a little bit more normal looking

[olive bobcat]

remember how tsurugi aged 8 years over the span of 2 months?
PMK substand

[runic adder]

yep

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/838809279829246012/E0FV-ZUWYAUBhpi.png How could you forget about this

[river dew]

ok

ok

aksfnjeoignhjdfs

sdbduvjs fuvdjkfvijd

[runic adder]

i think he did go from 32 to 31

and then back to 32 during the flashback? idk

[olive bobcat]

tsurugi has an age manipulation ability clearly

[runic adder]

joshu is also stated as 18 one time

[runic adder]

we've been played for fools

[olive bobcat]

she just ages everyone in morioh to a point where they all look the same

[river dew]

ok yes i havent read jjl

[uneven tendon]

Female Haruno 😳

[runic adder]

"she"

[river dew]

pls dont get mad me

[runic adder]

wtf its already genderbent

[olive bobcat]

i enjoy how haruno calls everyone in JJL "anon"

[uneven tendon]

Kei was the main villain of Jojolion, tried to kill Josuke and then made him cry

[olive bobcat]

you mean best girl?

[uneven tendon]

She barely had any personality

[runic adder]

haruno browses 4chan regularly

[delicate burrow]

Hot

[uneven tendon]

Can't call her best girl

[elfin tangle]

Cutie

[runic adder]

i dont like kei that much but damn the lemon and tangerine scene was so powerful

carried by josuke ofc

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/835239114575183952/unknown-7.png But she isn't as cute as part 8 Kira

[olive bobcat]

eh, doesnt matter, still like her

[minor ore]

I can already tell what’s gonna happen to that dog

[uneven tendon]

Absolutely nothing wrong?

[olive bobcat]

the dog is chillin as of 106

[delicate burrow]

Yeah he alive

[runic adder]

its alive

[minor ore]

Not for long

[uneven tendon]

His owner might not, though

[minor ore]

[runic adder]

the dog is the true mv

we've known this for a while

[uneven tendon]

Nah, there's no reason for Iwasuke to die

[severe dust]

The dog livin

[runic adder]

why

[minor ore]

There is one, Araki

[olive bobcat]

the last panel of JJL is some rando beating the shit out of him
predicting it now

[delicate burrow]

Urotsuke is Very alive

:)

[uneven tendon]

||And Kei and Kira, the Jotaro counterparts, who had Dog as his Chinese zodiac||

[runic adder]

beating the shit out of who?

[olive bobcat]

iwasuke

[runic adder]

i hope not

[delicate burrow]

Oooh its iwasuke

[runic adder]

iwasuke deserves to live

[delicate burrow]

Lmao

[uneven tendon]

I'd argue none of the rock creatures deserve to live

[runic adder]

yea none of them deserve to live

they're just tools

[minor ore]

Just like araki said, he loves dogs so much, he makes the bad dudes kill dogs making them look real evil cuz killing humans is nothing -

[runic adder]

kars

[olive bobcat]

he does, now that killing a dog has been replaced by assaulting a minor in the SBRverse

[runic adder]

oh god

you're right

[uneven tendon]

Well, we already have more than enough reasons to hate the main villain

[delicate burrow]

Lmao

[uneven tendon]

We don't need him to kill a dog

[severe dust]

Mmmmmmmmm accurate

[minor ore]

But killing a dog will make him real evil 😾

[uneven tendon]

He's already real evil

[runic adder]

nah hes already incredibly evil

[delicate burrow]

Assaulting minors is wayy better than killing a dog

Lmao

[runic adder]

maybe pales in comparison to some other mv's, but hes very much irredeemable

[olive bobcat]

youll see
hes a piece of shit and i love him so much

[uneven tendon]

He didn't technically assault Yasuho, but he is definitely bad

[minor ore]

That’s what I said about Kira yoshikage from p4 but araki would say his biggest crime was killing that one dog

[uneven tendon]

Nah

[delicate burrow]

Yasuho is 19 tho and i Said minors

[uneven tendon]

[delicate burrow]

Like

Tsurugi, poor tsurugi

[runic adder]

he did manipulate yasuho, which is bad

[uneven tendon]

But he also seems to somewhat have feelings for her

[olive bobcat]

anyways, gotta continue the OP grind, see yall later

[uneven tendon]

||Though obviously not enough to not kill her if he needs to||

[runic adder]

ehh he abandons most of those by the end

[runic adder]

yea

he ||wants to spare her from calamity but wont hesitate to kill if she does try to move against him||

||epic jobin reference||

[uneven tendon]

How likely it is we will get a flashback to them breaking up?

[runic adder]

im biased towards wanting one, i say like 40% chance

[uneven tendon]

||Since the only idea we have on why they broke up is ''poor mental health'', but why would Tooru have poor mental health?||

[runic adder]

||yasuho didnt like big chungus, tooru was devastated||

[minor ore]

To this day kars is still in space, and diavolo is still dying

[uneven tendon]

And about a flashback in chapter 107 in general?

[runic adder]

very likely

or maybe not

idk

but i stand by what ive said about caato

that she knows more about johnny

either that or tooru knows about johnny

[uneven tendon]

Maybe she is actually Johnny's unnamed daughter?

[runic adder]

lmao

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

but she definitely knows some shit

namedropping johnny(ik its a folk story but still)

[heavy ledge]

https://twitter.com/jobincore/status/1389684752765104131?s=20

NICO (@jobincore)

PEOPLE WHO DONT READ JOJOLION BC ITS NOT FINISHED

Twitter · May 4, 2021, 8:53 PM

[uneven tendon]

I still wonder on how the people of Morioh knew so much shit about Johnny

[runic adder]

same

how was the story even spread?

george and rina were kinda unconscious

for some of it

but mainly, i think caato knows johnny is a corpse

and that hes buried on the higashikata estate, where she made jobin do the exchange

[runic adder]

thats so true

monthly chapters are part of the fun

[severe dust]

Yes

[uneven tendon]

How did a random old man know details like this

[runic adder]

exactly!

it really could be just plot convenience

which is sad but possible

[heavy ledge]

why wouldnt he know

if its a story

he says he doesnt believe it

[runic adder]

because who told the story

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796353679115419648/839204389079351296/jojos_bizarre_adventure_part_8_jojolion_22_10.jpg

[runic adder]

who was there to retell the story

[heavy ledge]

stories are passed on

[runic adder]

but by who?

i dont think ur understanding what im saying

[uneven tendon]

I suspect Johnny's dialogue is also different, because a different person tells it

[heavy ledge]

no i dont

[runic adder]

im saying the og person to tell the story

not how it was passed on

but how did the original storyteller know these details

[uneven tendon]

Like it would be weird for Johnny to say stuff like ''I'm glad I met my son''

[runic adder]

unless the entirety of johnny joestar flashback is a lie

[uneven tendon]

So maybe we didn't see the true version of events?

Or a partial one

[runic adder]

i dont think we truly saw his death, a boulder is incredibly suspicious

[heavy ledge]

well that part is obviously for us

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

Forget that

[minor ore]

Ikr, mans lived through more dangerous situations no way a Boulder would just kill him, I think he is actually alive

[heavy ledge]

its always uncertain how folk stories start

[runic adder]

you've reached that chapter?

nice

[minor ore]

Yep

[runic adder]

how far are you?

[heavy ledge]

he cant be alive that happened like 100 years prior

[uneven tendon]

Also, a boulder still crushed his head

[elfin tangle]

Johnny's never alive, he dead dead

[uneven tendon]

Johnny is alive

In another universe

[heavy ledge]

in our hearts

[elfin tangle]

[severe dust]

Sad

I cry

[runic adder]

hes most definitely a holy corpse

[uneven tendon]

Well, Les Fuilles is a pretty strong Stand

[barren bough]

the real johnny is the one we read about along the way

[severe dust]

Whyyyyyyyy

[uneven tendon]

What if the corpse of this part is actually Tomoko's?

[runic adder]

[barren bough]

no it's dolomite

the guys a walking corpse

[heavy ledge]

johnny jojolion > johnny sbr

[uneven tendon]

Wait until the Higashikatas give him a New Locacaca

[minor ore]

I’m on chapter 26

[uneven tendon]

And he gets some bitches

[uneven tendon]

How

[runic adder]

cool

[runic adder]

hes in like 2 chapters

[minor ore]

Long way to go, but I’ll gladly walk it

[heavy ledge]

how, how_

[barren bough]

they better, the guy lives an incredibly painful existence

[heavy ledge]

he prettier

as a sailor

[uneven tendon]

All because he was a chad

[barren bough]

he was a chad, but it came at a cost

that being his fucking limbs and the ability to always look like a zombie

[uneven tendon]

Actually, did Dolomite gain his Stand before or after his incident? Because even in that flashback, he mentions his ''Blue Lagoon''

[barren bough]

probably before

he is a rock human

[uneven tendon]

But why would he need it if he was just a normal chad

[runic adder]

most rock humans are born with a stand

[heavy ledge]

rock humans already have stands

[barren bough]

because Blue Hawaii is a good song

[uneven tendon]

Don't they go to shrines?

[uneven tendon]

True

[heavy ledge]

they are born in sacred lands

[runic adder]

i dont recall

i just know 95% of them have stands

from holy places and such

like devils palm and morioh

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, even chapter 99 heavily implies that Devil's Palms = Wall Eyes

[runic adder]

doesnt even imply, confirms

[uneven tendon]

True

[runic adder]

which also heavily implies johnny as the holy corpse

[barren bough]

https://open.spotify.com/track/06zMm73RxNxnGxtwZWFP6K?si=GGM76sJ3SAu_az-gClWUVQ&utm_source=copy-link

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe it was Norisuke 1?

He was a good man, after all

[runic adder]

came second in the race and then got a holy corpse

the man just cant stop winning

[uneven tendon]

He also won by having Johnny as a son in law

[runic adder]

except when somehow the second daughter got rock disease

[uneven tendon]

And he also helped him in the fruit business he opened thanks to the money from the race

[runic adder]

do ya think the second daughter thing is unintentional, cuz the book is really contradictory sometimes

[runic adder]

dude norisuke 1 was a chad now that i think about it

[uneven tendon]

I think it was intentional

[runic adder]

im gonna bet its intentional

[uneven tendon]

But probably dropped

[runic adder]

nothing is dropped until we see the part 8 * fin

[uneven tendon]

So next year?

[runic adder]

nah

[uneven tendon]

2023?

[runic adder]

hopefully 2022 or 2023 yea

given 1-2 hiatus a year

[barren bough]

it's probably intentional

araki would have put that there to lead us into Josefumi's part of the family, so he could introduce us to AU Jolyne

[uneven tendon]

Also, let's talk about rock human morality

Do you think that at their core, they are bad?

[barren bough]

yeah ok. they're all dick heads except for like 2 of them who are morally grey at best

they being Dolomite and Wu

[uneven tendon]

Aisho?

[barren bough]

i would've put aisho there, but he did try to kill a fucking child

[heavy ledge]

stop getting your noses in my bois life

[uneven tendon]

True

[runic adder]

Wdym, I’m talking about how rina got the rock disease

She’s a second child

au jolyne for part 9 would be cool

but unlikely

i dont think he needs an AU jolyne, he could just say Sadafumi was an illegitimate child, its that easy

isnt it kinda weird tsurugi doesnt have a birth date?

maybe the translators forgot to include it idk

so true

tsurugi is the reincarnation of jesus

[uneven tendon]

Take that, Tsurugi haters

Both Joshu and Tsurugi are gods

Use origami and screws to manipulate reality

[runic adder]

tsurugi is an eldritch god when they're under rock disease

liked origami so much he turned himself into an art piece

im sure its just a mistake that tsurugi has no birthdate, probably nothing major

[uneven tendon]

Daiya's swimsuit is so lame TBH

I wonder what Jobin's looks like

[runic adder]

when did tsurugis age get retconned btw?

just pmk?

[uneven tendon]

Nah, even after that

[runic adder]

no i mean when was it officially a retcon

[uneven tendon]

His age was also changed to 10 and then 11

[runic adder]

was it before pmk

tsurugi isnt 11

[uneven tendon]

He is

[hard meteor]

hes 10

[uneven tendon]

So why recent chapters said he is 11?

[hard meteor]

which chapter

[runic adder]

they dont

its never said that

[barren bough]

what do you mean "unlikely" it's very obvious that Sadafumi Kujo has a Joestar birthmark, like Josefumi Kujo, and in the 17 years he's been divorced, it could be entirely possible that he's had another kid (aka Jolyne Kujo/Cujoh)

it fits more than AU Giorno

[uneven tendon]

Chapter 91

[hard meteor]

oh

huh

welp guess its another age inconsitency

[barren bough]

fuck wrong chat

[hard meteor]

cause he was said to have turned 10 recently

[uneven tendon]

It would be weird for him to contradict his own age though

[runic adder]

the first thing you said is true, theres still no guarantees that josefumis side of the family will be part 9

[hard meteor]

and was listed as 10 in the newer volumes

[runic adder]

he also said in 87 that he was wondering if he would live to be 11

[uneven tendon]

Like why would he tell his mother a different age

Make up your own mind Araki

But at least he isn't a toddler

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, I remember that page

[hard meteor]

very strange

[barren bough]

but it would make sense why, its the most possible, and i don't think Araki would make an entirely new Joestar because it goes against the theme of having remakes of Joestars

[uneven tendon]

Maybe Paper Moon King's new evolution is so strong that it changes plot details as the part goes on?

[runic adder]

remakes are just parallels in names only

josuke is just josuke purely in name

[uneven tendon]

You know what I find funny?

[runic adder]

aging doesnt exist, its a lie fabricated by the government

[uneven tendon]

There are a lot of arguments on Pucci's race, yet nobody tries to claim Ojiro is a different heritage than what he actually is

Both are tan, yet only one of them is argued about

[runic adder]

cuz jjl readers arent morons

[round kernel]

i started jojolion and i guess im gonna finish it tommorow or in a 2-3 days…

[runic adder]

nice!

[uneven tendon]

Speaking of part 8, do you think they will keep designs like early Yasuho and early Ojiro for the anime?

[round kernel]

its so..pretty good.

[hard meteor]

maybe for ojiro

but with yasuho they'll probably go with a current design

[uneven tendon]

That drip

Ojiro Returns was a fun arc tbh

[runic adder]

for ojiro i think they'll keep his transformation

[rocky charm]

Not an arc, according to the wiki, since the chapters now have the same title as WoU's arc

[uneven tendon]

We technically didn't need it, but it was still nice to see Ojiro again and that the arc actually impacted chapter 95

[runic adder]

[rocky charm]

So now it's part of the Wonder of You (The Miracle of Your Love) Arc

[runic adder]

nah we needed it

otherwise jobin wouldnt have attacked norisuke

[uneven tendon]

So would that also mean that when they adapt the first time we see Fun Fun Fun, he could use it by touching instead of damaging?

[runic adder]

thats not based

[rocky charm]

Blame Araki for never being able to settle on one chapter title

[runic adder]

no i mean they will keep his transformation over time

[uneven tendon]

I think Yasuho being almost killed would've been enough of a reason to get him angry

[runic adder]

true

[runic adder]

like, ojiro will start out as the loser look he was in fun fun fun

[rocky charm]

Go Beyond is going to become (whatever Kaato's Stand is called) Part 1 in the Volume release.

[barren bough]

yeah, that's what i mean

[uneven tendon]

I still don't get the design of Fun Fun Fun

Or why of all the limitations possible, it has to be Ojiro on higher ground

[runic adder]

cuz it provides an interesting scenario

idk

[rocky charm]

4 limbs, one to control each limb of a person

[runic adder]

i forgot how huge it is

its gotta be one of the biggest non-bound stands in the series

[uneven tendon]

I think it's mostly from perspective

The Stand itself is probably not that big

[barren bough]

tbh, it should've been called Higher Ground

https://open.spotify.com/track/5arVt2Wg0zbiWwAOZef2Nl?si=1In411AZQGm1hRJaW2qbmw&utm_source=copy-link

https://open.spotify.com/track/0dMd4rilfd6gPbXaLpNYhu?si=oS-bzDrwQrSsyTWzwvsgtA&utm_source=copy-link

[severe dust]

Agreed

[uneven tendon]

''Jobin did nothing wrong''

[barren bough]

yeah, jobin is a terrible person

[runic adder]

did some digging, tsurugi does have a birth year, translation i saw didnt include it for some reason

so tsurugi isnt an ageless being(sad)

[uneven tendon]

Neutral person

[hard meteor]

2002

So he should be 10

[true ore]

why did araki make the story take place in 2012 if the the year was 2011

[near cedar]

Yes he isn't me

[uneven tendon]

I think 4 months

[hard meteor]

Maybe 2- 4

But aphex twins say 6 months

[runic adder]

karera is stated to have been gone 6 months
but i think thats retconned

[severe dust]

7 months

I think

[uneven tendon]

It also seems like the WoU arc is taking place around winter

Maybe October?

[severe dust]

The Aphex Twins say they've been searching for Karera for 6 months. It is shown in the flashback in the Vitamin C arc that prior to the attack on the boat, Damo's group was unaware of Karera since Damo and Yotsuyu don't recognize her. Therefore, the twins must have been ordered to search for Karera after the attack on the boat (which is right before the start of the part) so that arc takes place 6 months after the start of the part. After that we know that Milagro Man takes place 2 weeks before the Blue Hawaii arc. Blue Hawaii, Brain Storm, and Ozone Baby all take place one after another on the same day since there is direct continuity between them, and at the end of Ozone Baby the harvest timer begins at 14 days. At the current point in the story the timer is at 0 days so it has been another 2 weeks since then. So it has to have been at least 6 months and 4 weeks (so pretty much 7 months) since the start of the part.

(Copied from Reddit xd)

[runic adder]

wou can go wherever it wants

that is a different stand

no, it appeared at the higashikata house

idk

wou wristblades were probably retconned, since it uses rock humans now

[uneven tendon]

*Rock insects

Massive disrespect

[runic adder]

whoops

yea

[uneven tendon]

Well, considering the Stand wasn't able to do anything when Rai chocked it

It probably was

[runic adder]

ig we'll just have to see

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[uneven tendon]

I doubt he would die in the next chapter

[runic adder]

satoru randomly shows up on the estate

[runic adder]

its possible but i doubt it too

it didnt, im confused as well

because yea, if he needed it back immediately, theres joshu

yea

[uneven tendon]

Asserting dominance

[runic adder]

we know

[olive bobcat]

we know

[uneven tendon]

What are we, Caato fans?

[runic adder]

majority of people in this chat can see tooru is mv

only thing left to confirm it is like, an araki illustration of tooru with all the main villains

hes not

[minor ore]

the main villain was joshu's hair all along

[runic adder]

he has to be at least 34, canonically

he is not

he is at bare minimum 34

exactly

and rock humans are only fully grown at 17

so you're telling me while tooru was in the hive he assaulted rais orchard

and also made satoru act like a real human at rais father's funeral

because the funeral happened 17 years ago, that means tooru has to be 17 by that point

which makes him 34 now

i dont understand how that correlates to his age

ok, glad we could clear it up

just cuz he looks young ig

its possible

wdym

the real satoru was murdered by tooru probs

he mentioned he needed an old man at the hospital right?

lemme re read the chapter

really?

i really need to re read that chapter

what was the point if he already knew who satoru was?

he was

no

he was looking for an old man to infiltrate the hospital

because wou naturally takes the appearance of that specific old man

he killed another man, satoru akefu, and took his identity

to infiltrate the hospital

yes

it is

yea

so it doesnt take the appearance of satoru

[uneven tendon]

The real Satoru also looked very different from the human form WoU uses

[runic adder]

for sure

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[uneven tendon]

Do you think we should have more of naked WoU though?

[runic adder]

like, the normal form?

we wont get much more

since yknow, toorus almost dead

it didnt

it was the same dude

wou hasnt changed appearances

[uneven tendon]

I know

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796353679115419648/816693816467390514/latest.png Massive drip

[runic adder]

that really does not look at that different

[uneven tendon]

Does it's Stand form have legs though, or we just couldn't see them?

[runic adder]

possibility of both

[uneven tendon]

But why would it need to attach itself to surfaces?

[runic adder]

it can phase through walls and shit

it doesnt attach to surfaces

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

Again, shame the wrist blades were probably retconned

[runic adder]

yea

[uneven tendon]

Seeing WoU directly fight would've been awesome

[runic adder]

otherwise he would've used them by now instead of d7

[uneven tendon]

But it doesn't attach to them

[runic adder]

it can, but it also has demonstrated it does not need to attach to surfaces

if wou pursues people, they can still be harmed

its a matter of pursuing wou

if wou is approaching you, and you move towards it with intent, it will still cause calamity

[sudden nymph]

What is the argument about

[runic adder]

lmao thats a fun theory

[runic adder]

if wou wristblades were retconned/if wou attaches to surfaces

[uneven tendon]

Why WoU's true form> hybrid WoU

[hard meteor]

they where def dropped

[uneven tendon]

[sudden nymph]

To be fair he doesn’t need them

[uneven tendon]

I hope Araki surprises us and has it use them in chapter 107

[hard meteor]

and at this stage its probably never gonna be used again

[uneven tendon]

After Tooru uses Caato to heal himself

[runic adder]

well, we havent seen wou directly attack anyone iirc

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

Or maybe it's Caato's Stand?

[runic adder]

actually songs on a majority of stands have meaning

[sudden nymph]

I had a fun idea that WOU’s blades could work like disaster from seven deadly sins

[runic adder]

in their lyrics

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, like King Nothing

[hard meteor]

what you think toorus gonna fuse with jobin or something

[runic adder]

its possible caato "touches jobin" and then hes a king

[uneven tendon]

I'm sorry, but no

[runic adder]

but like, jobins hidden abilities have already been shown

[hard meteor]

not happening lol sorry

[runic adder]

in ojiro again

[uneven tendon]

It would suck ass

[hard meteor]

fusion doesnt work that way

[sudden nymph]

Nah Tooru and Haruno will fuse

[uneven tendon]

And also they need Wall Eyes

[runic adder]

yes

he used the hidden ability

[uneven tendon]

And both of them are too injured to just walk over there

[runic adder]

and how would tooru be buried in the wall eyes

how would caato carry them both

[hard meteor]

right and right now they arent near a wall eyes

[sudden nymph]

I’m not on his side but her cards could carry them

[hard meteor]

and kaato has no real reason to fuse tooru with jobin

[runic adder]

well, tbf wall eyes are close to higashikata house, but its still a huge stretch

[uneven tendon]

Well their house is close to one, but I doubt anyone would take both of them there

[runic adder]

still an act of pursual

[sudden nymph]

Unless Tooru dies

[uneven tendon]

When he saw Rai demonstrate it to Josuke

[runic adder]

whats the significance? did he recognize spin?

[uneven tendon]

But that's probably about it

[runic adder]

oh fr?

damn

well

hmmm

thats interestng

no i think i remember a line like that

so yea

[sudden nymph]

Tooru is Diego’s son confirmed trollface

[runic adder]

hmmm

well, its possible he means it as "it cant be? an invisible bubble?" or something

[runic adder]

because he did show surprise at the bubbles being revealed

[uneven tendon]

But I don't think it's because he knows what Spin is, it's probably just because it managed to hit him

[runic adder]

nvm 100% spin related

[sudden nymph]

Tooru valentine :trollface:

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

It's possible the Locacaca organization did pursue Mamezuku because some sort of knowledge that he had (Spin), but I don't think any of them knew what that is

[sudden nymph]

Do we know what holly was researching?

[uneven tendon]

Locacaca

[runic adder]

a theory ive heard before that has a semblance of possibility
is that caato kept in touch with the doctors
and as a businesswoman for the parlor, she had the rock humans target rais orchard as it posed a threat

but thats boring

[runic adder]

just the locacaca

still unknown how she got locacaca

and in such quantity

[uneven tendon]

Ultimately, I doubt anyone except Mamezuku knew what Spin is

[sudden nymph]

There is a simple explanation for all this

[runic adder]

he was damaged by frozen bubbles, that BTW helped create

[uneven tendon]

Caato main villain

[hard meteor]

he was damaged from the spin bubble,but btw somewhat played a role in it

which is why she got hit

[sudden nymph]

No Tooru is tsurugi theory :trollface:

[near cedar]

Oh god

[uneven tendon]

So maybe Josefumi is half a rock human?

[near cedar]

Is this about to be

It isn't thank fuck

[sudden nymph]

I’m confused

[near cedar]

I thought this was gonna turn into a Kaato is main villain and a rock human debate

[uneven tendon]

Oh no

[near cedar]

Cuz that's what happened last time this was brought up

[sudden nymph]

No it’s even worse I mentioned the tsurugi is Tooru theory

[near cedar]

The.... the fucking what....

[uneven tendon]

What if Yasuho's mom is actually a rock human, which is why she's busy playing video games and drinking instead of taking care of her daughter?

[sudden nymph]

@runic adder show him the theory

It’s terrible

[hard meteor]

yasuhos mom stand reveal when

[heavy ledge]

i always happen to be here to say something about josefumi isnt it weird. his mom could be one too

[uneven tendon]

She did in the PMK arc

[uneven tendon]

Maybe she, Holly and Caato share the same Stand?

Mom Stand

[sudden nymph]

@near cedar here it is I found it

It’s terrible

My favorite part is how this guy is so confident this is true

[near cedar]

I'm gonna go repair my brain now

[brittle lodge]

eh?

[sudden nymph]

Are you agreeing with it!?!?

[severe dust]

Bruh

[near cedar]

Who

[sudden nymph]

The guy said eh

[near cedar]

I think Rohan means

[sudden nymph]

Ohhhhhhhh

[near cedar]

Like confusion

[sudden nymph]

Sorry

[minor ore]

guys just read this it's all true

[near cedar]

Am I correct@brittle lodge

[brittle lodge]

yea

[severe dust]

What

[minor ore]

it's all true guys

[near cedar]

Why are you spamming Elder Scrolls

[minor ore]

now yuo see

[sudden nymph]

This is based jojolion get that out of here

[brittle lodge]

erik, you always say the things im gonna say

[severe dust]

What is elder scrolls

[near cedar]

Games

[rocky charm]

don't spam

[severe dust]

Oh

[brittle lodge]

the series of games that skyrim is in

[severe dust]

I dont know what Skyrim is either

[near cedar]

I'm doing it again!? I do that to my friend all the time xD

[brittle lodge]

yes, you are

lmoaoaa

[severe dust]

Does anyone know when the next JoJolion volume is coming out

[hard meteor]

this month

either on the same day or the day before the new chapter

[severe dust]

Nice

[sudden nymph]

Eventually

[runic adder]

i dont have it up rn

but pretty much it goes that tsurugi is actually time traveling as tooru

because tsurugi also loves yasuho

just like tooru

and they both have dark hair

lmao

it used to actually be a theory when tooru was first introduced that tsurugi, tooru, and satoru were all the same person time travelling

was pretty interesting, before obviously it was implausible

found it

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/egdpgk/tsurugitooru_theory/

@sudden nymph

i dont think, even at this point in jjl, that we can predict what tsurugi will do

his stand will surely evolve

but i think tsurugis character is about finding his definition of happiness, and what jobin said about tsurugi and strength/weakness, whether tsurugi will embrace or reject that

ofc the stuff about the rock humans saying tsurugis actions are the right ones? incredibly shady

i think thats gonna be a factor as well

[rocky charm]

They got Tooru and Satoru right

And the blurb about Stand evolutions was obviously looking at Tsurugi when the narrator said it

[runic adder]

yea

so partially this is correct

this was also made a year ago

[sudden nymph]

Plot twist it’s Joshu’s stand that is evolving

[runic adder]

kino

[rocky charm]

PLUS there's the bit with the kid in the gate, where everyone thought that was Tsurugi's ability evolving, but now it looks like a WoU ability

[runic adder]

yep

tsurugi had a blackout at the gate

but wou just had the kid look at his back, and caused a calamity

[rocky charm]

Obviously this would require a second retcon of Rock Human biology to work, though

[runic adder]

so sometime in the future i think tsurugi's connections to the rock humans will be acknowledged

[runic adder]

wdym

[sudden nymph]

What does that mean

[runic adder]

basically the text equivalent of this emote

[rocky charm]

Rock Humans live separate from their parents for 17 years, then become full-grown humans

Tooru is a Rock Human

[runic adder]

yea

ohhh

[rocky charm]

Tsurugi is NOT

[runic adder]

you mean tsurugi being a rock human

[rocky charm]

So Tsurugi can't be Tooru

[runic adder]

yea no, lmao

yea

[hard meteor]

nut king call:miracle man

[runic adder]

but this theory was before the retcon

so its understandable

in a sense

[sudden nymph]

k

[rocky charm]

inb4 the Part 8 anime popularizes "Araki forgot to have Tsurugi go back in time and become Tooru"

Wouldn't be Morioh without "what do you mean there isn't time travel?"

[sudden nymph]

You thinking too small
Nut King Call: Sephiroth’s theme

[hard meteor]

yooooo

[brittle lodge]

*One-Winged Angel

[runic adder]

oh ho ho, mystery man is a vision theories are already abundant

visions count as time travel to an extent

[rocky charm]

Where's that shitpost I made

I mean totally legit leak