#jojolion
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who calls the nut king and why he nuts when you call him?
Actually? Would be kino
yashuo
cuz its yashuo
well
paisley park ig
Pog
Lmao
Ok
that its tasty?
Say it
cuz if im accurate
Poggy Man Tell us what is part 9 be
But give actual evidence
itll make me seem sus
Bidoof
My only evidence is how noriusuke says the only way you can cure the disease is with equivalent exchange right?
Trust me when i say this
The fruit is a berry from pokemon
And josuke is a Pikachu
what would you do if you were stuck with Joshu hair
even though it could be blind or something

embrace it
||im still confused on the dog tbh||
So that means that polpo is actually dk?
||what did it exchange?||
also can soft and wet take away the disease
Dam
wait
||do rock creatures immune to equivalent exchange?||
its not physical
ok ill leave now since I haven't even started jjln
nvm
Lmao
speedwagon isnt actually dead, he is like the pillar men, but in the ground, the main antagonist of part 9 gonna be araki himself, using his stand "forgot", speedwagon (the god himself) will come and fight araki with his stand "bestwaifu"
Holy shit
i just wanted to know what people would do with Joshu hair 
I meant it could take away things
no wait, i just realized something
but i realized it can only take physical properties
but then that was contridicted
when he stole friction from the floor
that one time
and friction i guess isnt physical?
though walking is visible
AFTER SPEEDWAGON WILL DEFEAT ARAKI BY MAKING HIM NUT ITS GONNA REVEAL THAT THE REAL MAIN ANTAGONIST IS JOSHUS BARBER, WHO IS GONNA GIVE SPEEDWAGON A HAIRCUT, AND THE EARTH WILL EXPLODE CUZ FUCK IT, MORE SNORTING COCOAINE WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
its taken sound and smell before
and you can count that as physical
Pog
ehh maybe on the sound part
so why doesn't josuke try taking the disease
||at this point he can pretty much take both diseases lmao||
and be the red stone of aja
dont read this bidoof
Josuke gonna use S&W to remove the cringe of part 5 lmaooo
How many cities will the Rock Humans sacrifice to make it
A lot
S city will be they're last attack
and josuke and the others must stop them
Diego: Do you believe in gravity
Josuke: No plunders gravity and floats away
does anyone know why chapter 103-104 are called ||Endless Calamity Part 9/10, despite there being no 1-8||?
||Chapters 95-102 are Endless Calamity 1-8||
Josuke removes the logic out of the world now he can defeat tooru and marry haruno
||Araki is awful at keeping names. Almost every chapter gets renamed in the Volume releases because why not||
they are?
in that way daiya can come in by stealing the memories of the rock humans to figure out why they are trying to obtain the stone
and what even is the stone
||So 103 and 104 are probably going to be renamed Wonder of You 23 and 24||
CANT JOSUKE STEAL MEMORIES
Josuke gonna steal yo mama
WTF WHY DOESN'T HE STEAL HIS ENEMIES MEMORIES AND GIVE THEM TO HIMSELF
OR WHY NOT BRING DAIYA WITH HIM
THAT GIRL IS A BITCH SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM
cause califonia king bed is useless as shit
suck what
For instance:
||Sjdhsjshsjheudkejsudbdhshfhdjdhsysjdhdhshshdgshsjsyshshsgshsh||
@barren bough
Spoiler
Also, fun fact: The Jojo wikis split up "arcs" based off of chapter names, which means they had to redefine every arc during the end of Steel Ball Run, because loooots of renaming there
oh yea the final arc must have been a mess lmao
fun fact" im gonna use my "╎⎓ ||𝙹⚍ ∷ᒷᔑ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ⚍∷ ⊣ᔑᒷ " AMOGUS ur mom
kinda sad wou is literally just called wou, dangerous pursuit and endless calamity were so cool
A list of chapters and volumes for the seventh part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Steel Ball Run.
like 18 chapters of the same thing, what were they thinking
how far is wou arc now
╎⎓ ||𝙹⚍ ∷ᒷᔑ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ⚍∷ ⊣ᔑᒷ
like chapter-name-wise
okk
huh...
Not really
to go along with my theories evidence
∴⍑𝙹 ᓵᔑꖎꖎᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ リ⚍ℸ ̣ ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ∴⍑|| ⍑ᒷ リ⚍ℸ ̣ ᓭ ∴⍑ᒷリ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ?
how would ckb help get his memories
What does this mean 😟
IDK man, Araki just constantly makes shit up LOL
Yeah you need to stop
No
from before
∴⍑||?
Stop
other peoples and most of the memorys shes shown to have are fairly minor
why?
its difficult for nori and tsuguri to catch it
if she were to use it on anyone else the odds it being something convenient to josuke are slim to none
This is an English server. The mods here speak English, so you have to stick to English in this server, since we can't moderate other languages.
Anything you have to say in your annoying font can be said in normal English as well
yasuho chan my little strawberry
yes let us speak the language of our lord
So cute
Nah, Josuke is in love with Joshu
you know i sent you translator two times?
THEY'RE ADOPTIVED SIBLINGS LIAM
Yes, you did
checks under da mattress
why cant you translate then?
Who is
@near cedar, Your Hamon Rank is now level 46 !
So all that using this font does is waste my time and make me translate the messages to make sure you're not saying anything against the rules
this isnt a luther and allison relationship from umbrella academy
josuke and joshu
Oh
The fuck, I didn't see anyone imply Joshu x Josuke
goals
i cant say anything against the rules, if i dont know them ((((:

I wonder if noriusuke still thinks josuke railed daiya
I'm not gonna ban someone because they're being rude
why rude?:
caron is a mod?
Still not a mod yet
ur name is litteraly D
But I have the ability to ban now
and?
What's wrong with calling yourself D
y tho
leave D alone they didnt do anything to offend you that you didnt admit
Tsurugi main villain
Wait you can ban?
click it :)
no
😳
change his nickname to dinobitches bitch
shutup doof
your name has dino aids
Why am I getting attacked
its BIDOOF get it right peppa
your not
i just got so offended
im totally violating some rules rn but its worth it
yes mr obvious go spread your knowledge somewhere other than this server
this is joshu nation
no muddy puddles aloud
poor rina
you know what?
are you reding rn?
get offended
I JUST GOT SUPRISE TRADED
2 SHINY REGILELEKI
YES
thats insane
man jojokes is leaking into this chat
AND A SHINY REGIDRAGO
wanna trade me one bidoof?
im definitely violating some rules rn
lol
i think it has pokerus too
oof
but cool
||speed king?||
i have speed but im not a king
with a choice scarf
dammnnn
choice scarf regidrago is jokes
just spam dragon energy on full hp while outspeeding most things
jojolion anime leaked
which automatically gives your pokemon they're hidden ability
niceeee
aids
who?
not niceeee
i gotta get me a regidrago then
ur mom
my favorite sweeper is dracovish cuz i trained one myself
dude im not a mirror
what
im ur mom?
get back on topic
good
also im not gonna get offended over a man that probably lives in their parents basement

goose
What
Awesome
from suprise trade
Probably hacked tho lmao
so ur mom is a pig?
NO ONE CALLS MY MOTHER A PIG
shutup billy
33
What the fuck is happening
no im fine
Goose you are all knowing i need help, the girl I've been getting close to is depressed today and I've been trying to make her laugh. It's going well but idk how to really help
Come on goose
I need advice
Send her this lmao
@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 20 !
dont make her laugh
Matooru
Literally woke up feeling moody, that's her issue
when shes depressed
Y'know how girls are
i am a girl-
Well you know how you are
Try being a reliable and Nice person
^this
Yes my name is koichi
Yes
I'm fucking trying
Koichi is the only jojo character that IS laid
yashuos theme should be "Reliable gal"
It's kinda hard to help or talk to her when she's an extrovert and has more friends than anyone i know
Be confident my friend
Good
Lmao
K it's late
a reliable gal
gn
See ya
Iggy is MC lmaooo
Nuts
mhm
heyyy
What's everyone doing..
nothing
That's cool ig
lol
YO BIDOOF
Good one
Haha
I'm serious-
Twas a nice nap but im still fucking sleepy
it doesnt work like that, then ill be up at 3am wake up at 5pm and sleeping during the day for a month
i know
im trying to make your life al living hell
(:
im jk anyone wanna vc in jojo discussion'
im doing a tier list
of best stand
Best way to spend time while chapter 107 is coming is sleeping lmao
Lol true
Nice, post It later lmao
Best way to spend time while waiting for SO anime
Anime and catching up on jjl
i legit have barely read any other manga than jjl while im waiting for 107
Mfw jojolion has 106 chapters and you still are on 5
JOBIN
Yeah i stopped reading
i forgot i have a whole slaughter house of rowlet to hatch
for the trading blackmarket
ME TOO LMAO
Hahah


THE CHAD HAS ARRIVED
FINALLY
you've gotten to my favorite character
higashikata family
i promise you ive seen that in jojolion before
||resembles awaking 3 leaves if i think about it||
yes, because it represents the higashikata family
its the symbol
i cant wait to see his speed stand
oh you know what it is?
speed prince or sum
ok
probably king tho
ive figured out its a pattern of the higashikata men
to have king in the name of the stand
i wonder if mitsubas has king in it
do you wanna know?
sure
caato....we dont know yet
kaato tiddie has the higashikata parlor fruit symbol
yea she has the fruit seller mark
which ties into what she said
||about helping the orchard for her time in prison||
||wait what Hato and Mitsuba don't have king||
||walKING heart||
||awaKING 3 leaves||
everyone asks the same question and ends up in "oh"
is caato a milfworthy mom
then ill enjoy her presence
jobin 
maybe if part 9 has a milf worthy daiya

Ill enjoy her presence
dont even think about it
awww
what you should be concerned about is hato
shes actually a model
Oh
@near cedar lmfao
Kinda?
hato is a dumbass tho
yea i dont love the naming convention for those stands but it works 
how did he get to the parlor so fast
it kinda sus how he was standing there 2
he literally wasn't there a panel ago
jobin?
yes
i have no idea
just plot convenience ig
i dont remember much of jobins arc besides his fight
which is spectacular
are you talking about speed king
and silly
oh ok
||lmfao talked about heat during speed king arc||
its called speed king
ofc it has a speed ability
it just has to do with friction so it generates heat
speed brings burn maeks
like the flash
yea exactly
||
||
||cuz screws were actually shown like, a chapter before nkc was shown||
||wasnt a coincidence||

what if actually josuke ||why is this guy still here clouting didnt u guys sent him to overall discussion?||
idk
that would be crazy
oh
unfortunately thats not the case
the beatles are in jjl tho
just not in a way you'd expect
mani just want the chapter already
doesnt jobin have scars due to him being a rock human or wahat
whatever*
liam went on a spoiler rant yesterday'
lol
my mom just made some ramen with boiled eggs for dinner
it was so good
she added her secret recipe of a soy sauce and hot sauce mixture''
well its not much of a secret any more
but still
same, i have nothing else to do this month
jojolion is monthly stuff what do you expect
jojolion isnt that bad
just stop thinking about the chapter
itll go by sooner
and be here before you know
they gotta keep it going so the magazine sells, i dont really know if theres any other relevant manga in there but last hiatus they added a jojolion notebook so people bought the magazine that month too
be like me and draw sailors every week
why is this father son relationship kinda...
sus
why tf is daiya excited about an ash tray
you aint smoking
there aint no fire you starting
wow she asked that question too
Kei got an oscar because of how good her acting is while undercover
hato
don't hate
hateo
why does jobins hair look like the fruit that they fed to the dog
IF THIS MANGA DOESNT STOP USING THE WORD PURSUE
LIKE- WHAT SIGNIFICANCE DOES PURSUE HAVE
LITTLE TO NOTHING
THE WORD PURSUE ISNT IMPORTANT WHATSOEVER
JUST USE CHASE
CHASE OPENING INTENIFIES my anger as well
can you give examples of it using the word pursue
||yea idk if hes trolling about that||
||SUSSY||
||pretty sus||
Literally all the discriptions of king nothing
and im pretty sure gappy says pursue in a chapter recap
i just dont fucking understand
im digging into it too much
ima just read and ignor it
ye
thats what it feels like
idk man
ima enjoy jobins presence
pursue is a big theme in the part
thats what im thinking
a manga can have more than one theme
hes pursing his memories
i would love that
exactly
according to norisuke, kira was pursuing a cure
well, josuke has no memories
hes just pursuing who he used to be
he cant get memories back
except for the flashback man, which is unknown rn
lmao
manipulates memories like ckb
instead of removing them he adds random memories
best josuke image
yes
pretty good cover
a lot of jjl covers are so good, i cant choose any specifically tbh
man in ch107 i hope ||im kinda getting tired of this||
lol
||tooru should definitely get wrecked||
just ask bidoof to go to overall
||by kaato||
what did i do?
||was he not already lmao?||
nothing dw
||no||
i bet ||he will get through this and then shit josuke in some other way||
yea ||he deserves much worse than being shot by a bubble twice||
being evil since birth
well
i guess he wasnt always evil
damn ||what else can he even take from josuke, since yasuhos not gonna die||
Dio wasn't evil since birth
he wasnt always evil
he was shown to be good when his mother was around
yea, so he wasnt born evil
so i guess i was wrong
idk, ||the stand was going back to the state on its own but josuke wont make it on time anyway||
so like- I really hope a zeppili will show up
so they can teach josuke spin
I wanna see him carry johnny's legacy
||yea no way josuke can make it back to the estate in time, not before the harvest||
why do you think josuke will have spin
or that there will be a zeppeli
i see
Yasuho and gappy gonna make the next jojo 🗣
yesss
Except part 8s probably the last part
That’s probably the theory that makes the most since ngl
I mean why wouldn’t they?
That's why
araki is at his peak of creation
the stand names speak for itself
"I am a rock"
so stupif
Fr moods change he might want to continue
dont be stupid bidoof
“Damn jojolion slapped let me make more”
Or probably not
He is a rock though
Super cool power, shame the design sucks as well
Bet it might continue
I like the design 😒
i have a question
Let him rest
and i want everyone to be 100% honest
There's just too much going on with the stand design
shoot for it bidoof
Bruh never said he couldn’t but you don’t know either 🤡
@runic adder @heavy ledge
Uses clown emote
Weirdo status
i want you to answer

and be 100% honest
ok whats the question
Mr. Bidoof man
are you guys still suspicious of me?
oh
U r sus
man do whatever u want
Just answer the damn question
Suspicious of what
im kinda suspicious, but i really dont care anymore
of my predictions
he has nailed every prediction on the head
Oh lmao
yes i am are you pleased
masaka 🗿
its too much of a "coincidence"
cuz if so i'll stop doing predictions
I remember his AU Diego theory
like i said, idc anymore
yes thank you smartass
Caught me off guard
I have a friend who predicted something that he would only see the reveal of like almost a month later
i have no intention of doing so
he might just have access to the chapters like the cccccccc guy

just for this one time
and what was that?
if you guys do think im sus
||he predicted there would be another soft and wet, said jobin and caato were shady before he even saw them, he said the cure to the disease would be a fruit with equivalent exchange, all before yotsuyu has ever shown up||
oh
im so sorry for acting sus
Tooru is the goat and the main villain idgaf
thought it was a jojo thing
a little bit was trolling but not all of it
i see
||and now the word pursue||
No shit he's MV
We might get a uhhh Diego like fight after tooru dies doe
i have zero intention of trolling you guys other than that one time
im getting pissed off
Not here
For aot I feel like we might get another ending
why?
we wont
it ended
cope harder
why is jose mad?
animes not gonna change the ending
The author didn’t like it so maybe
#other-series for AoT talk
Just maybeee
he didnt like it, doesnt mean it wont change
m,an are you fucking serious
Maybeeee
we covered your ass here trying to make you have the best jojolion experience and you shit on us
😲
I said a little bit was trolling
stop it already
Anyways jojolion>sbr
I made a lot of flashback man theories as a joke but I'm starting to believe them
im sorry for going behind your back
which ones?
and i understand if you dont trust me anymore
i kinda believe george joestar
you arent blind if you are clicking on the spoilers we took the time to tag for you
but diego descendant is a meme for sure
we didnt even need ot do that yet we did
Y’all think tooru might get the power up like every villain beforehand?
@quartz widget, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
IM NOT
we still dont know what crazy train is
ehhhhh, probably not
Flashback Man being related to Tooru, and the Diego brando and Steel descendant ones
Yea I think George is the most plausible theory
and not every villain has gotten a power up
I WAS JUST SELF CONCIOUS FOR THAT ONE TIME
well i dont care do whatever u want
Crazy train?
AND TECHNICALLY THEY WERENT EVEN SPOILER
king crimson?
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK
tooru listened to two songs, wonder of you and crazy train
Ohh
Ye
because of the diavolo/tooru similarities i dont think tooru will get an upgrade
lmao
so dont blame me for that BS
Maybe the power up?! 😭😭
Think it’s either a dropped name or a future name for an arc or a stand
maybe
if anythign Flashback Man's stand will be called crazy train because he's tooru's father
i pinged and called you all here for you guys to answer
cope cope seethe cope
and apologize
the stupid thing about rock human parent theories is rock humans cant fucking know who their children is, and vice versa
Kaato and tooru fuse to make the gender neutral stand user then they reset the universe make the George joestar manga canon
kino!
and I feel really bad about what i did
ik flashback man is gonna reappear there's no way i am on copium
no i just mean coping on the tooru connection
fuck
I wouldn’t mind that ngl
but jose you can't blame me for everything
ohh
but for sure flashback man is important
and me betraying you
he has to be
Diavolo didn't get a power up
when you betrayed me by talking behind my back
Tbh I don’t see the reason for a power up
Didn’t ask
dude we've been talking about your predictions since like day 1
Diavolo already got his power up
Not even a power up might just get healed
That’s why he’s so busted
directly contradicts point
'didnt ask' 
true true
and I saw the spoilers the day when it first happened
when the whole sus situatuation happened
Tooru aka best villain dies
Tooru kills gappy
you got me to say die
Why don’t they want bro to have the fruit?
When you cheer for the villain so hard you actually want them to kill the protagonist
Fuck tsurugi ngl
i love tooru, hes rad but he ||deserves to die after what hes done to rai and yasuho fr||
Gappy is the goat but tooru is the biggest goat
Doesn't mean Tooru deserves to win
||is it possible for tooru to die a supernatural death? like almost every villain except dio has died in a supernatural way, idk if tooru can be the same||
It kinda does 😩
No
who is tooru again?
tooru doesnt deserve the W
It doesn't
someone you'll meet later, dont worry
like, very late jjl
Just give bro the fruit smh
he ||ate the fucking fruit already what more do you want||
For him to eat in peace smfh
He was just hungry 🙄
thank you metal
Toorus done for
tooru is getting wrecked
tooru honestly stands no chance
both this chapter and 107
Y’all are haters
we either get a new villain
Hating on da goat because he’s ballin
im still confused on whether or not tooru deactivated wou
like why cant tooru bring it directly to him
hes having it leave the hospital
Fr
honestly we all love tooru we just arent so high on copium
and if wou wasnt deactivated how did the plane door change
i just wanna see volume 26 cover and spine already
caato could be on the spine tbh
i think its her time
Echoes can't go directly to Koichi if it's far away, so neither can WoU
I think he dosent need it to be out for the stand to work
wou can just appear wherever it wants
yea its appeared in a variety of different places
Actual brain tiredness lmao
a friend sent me this but i havent seen it on twitter
like it can literally become 2d and stuff
when it glides across shelves
like i havent seen the jojo accounts publish it
omg thats amazing
I think obla de is the dark blue moon of part 8
wow
Or just mad similar
is that an ad for volume 25?
obladi is honestly an ally
babies are there 😭
very true
Dark blue moon was my favorite part 8 stand
obladi is actually the straits of part 8
How so?
because we are barely starting the part
i would sum obladi up to horus
we are 1/5 of the way through jjl
being that it was a little bit of trouble
im saying chronologically, obladi is the straits of jjl
yeah
maybe a more apt description would be the bruno fight
can't believe araki kenw jojolion was gonna be 550 chapters and kept flashback man hidden all the way to the end
if araki dies at 89 i would feel very bad but i knew he died for the meme. I dont even know if he knows what a meme is.
I wish we had a jojo part that was happening currently within another part
If y’all get what I mean
ehhh we're in a new universe now
if theres another part thats set during part 8, it wouldnt be a joestar
unless josefumi had a brother or smth idk
No I mean like we had another jojo within the part 8 uni
29 years
Like they have they’re own villain while gappy is fighting tooru
so you want part 9 to take place in 2011 as well
Nah it’s just an idea
oh
WE NEED AN OVA MANGA FOR IF THE VILLAINS WON AGHGHHHH
i want COVID to be a stand
We have like 3
Cease screaming
Scott key no, purple haze, and Green Day
i think jojodoss has a video on it
brainstorm
but i mean the actual virus
i just hope jojolion has the best sound design in history because it deserves it. just a random thought
Nah I actually wanna see it not just a story
@quartz widget, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
speed king and soft and wet better sound amazing
im expecting good things from kq's WRYYEAAHH and s&w's ora
the only thing he cant do is pee
covid stand? haven't made a video on that
do that
don't think I've ever mentioned covid during a video
i live off of your videos
idk that's kind of bad taste
oh shit, who is the flashback man
Sup
You, the reader, are the flashback man
I am a flashback man enthusiast
Anyways I have to start drawing my jojo stand
I will tell you everything about him
It’s pretty baller
Cool
wdym
im gonna have to find myself one
what OVA are we getting next
josefumi ova
too bad we know too little
i may seem like someone who only talks about flashback man but i'm actually way more obsessed with other things
the adventures of the poor kid whose diet consists on instant noodles
Josefumi's haircut must cost a lot maybe he's not poor
honestly i want the rock human OVA

