jojolion

[sudden nymph]

Mat pat becomes the main villain he can Make any fan theory canon with his ability

[delicate burrow]

||imagine if chapter 107 is just a pr0n comic lmao||

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-puppet-the-puppet-spin-gif-4828054

Someone when they say the puppet is hot:

Me: might I remind you the puppet is a 10 year old dead girl

[delicate burrow]

josh gang lmao

#joshgang4life

[minor ore]

Cuz rule 34 exists

Cuz rule 34 exists and I literally live on fnaf lore

Its my lifestyle

Also

This may sound wrong

But am I wrong for saying hayato doesn't skip leg day?

Just a question

Ion need to hear extra shit

[heavy ledge]

Thw fuck u guya talkin bout

[minor ore]

Just a yes or a no

[minor ore]

I have Idea

[true ore]

tf is this, my confusion

[minor ore]

Catch up on the conversation

By

S c r o l l i n g u p a n d r e a d

[delicate burrow]

best chat lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/833882980824252466.gif?v=1

more tooru gifs now

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-whip-nae-nae-dance-simultaneous-gif-17259295

[sudden nymph]

This is why even tho I’m a fnaf fan I don’t talk to other fans at all

Mat pat is Tooru

[delicate burrow]

indeed

[minor ore]

Based comment

[sudden nymph]

Imagine if Fnaf was a game similar to resident evil that would be so weird

[heavy ledge]

Iwk man im kinda half asleep and i dont understand what in reading

[sudden nymph]

Then don’t

[winter spade]

Photoshop Tooru hair into matpat

[delicate burrow]

yes

[winter spade]

And throw the teddy bears onto his arms why not

[delicate burrow]

but this is so good

[heavy ledge]

Bro

The ppl with very dark colored names

Idk who tf are u

I cant read the name

[delicate burrow]

calamidad goose lmao

[heavy ledge]

Yours is slightly noticeable but it still hurts to read

[rocky charm]

switch to light mode

[heavy ledge]

Do you want my eyes to get burnt

[winter spade]

Yes

[heavy ledge]

Ahhh what th fucl is dis

[lucid locust]

Click on their profile

Smh

[patent merlin]

We're waiting every night

: )

[minor ore]

I play ykw 4

And not read jojolion

Just to spite josé

[rocky charm]

ykw?

[patent merlin]

Your kMom wGay

[minor ore]

Yokai watch

[lost slate]

based

[heavy ledge]

Now i cant read the bright names

[minor ore]

hah

[true ore]

dont switch it to light mode

it will hurt your eyes

[minor ore]

Turn off LIGHT MODE I say in kars speech

[heavy ledge]

Yea ive just turned it off

[true ore]

yeah i got it on now

[heavy ledge]

But jonjons name is illegible

[true ore]

actually it aint that bad

[rocky charm]

Switch to Dark Mode

[true ore]

but it burns my eyes

[minor ore]

No

Let Jose suffer

[heavy ledge]

Man i miss

[minor ore]

Its entertaining

[heavy ledge]

I miss fumi

Im gonna cry

[minor ore]

HAHHAHAHA

CRY

CRY

HAHAHAHA

[true ore]

what i really want is inverted discord

[heavy ledge]

Wdym inverted

[true ore]

like this

[rocky charm]

cool

[true ore]

go to mangifier

and click Ctrl alt I

[heavy ledge]

Im on the phone

[minor ore]

Sane

[lost slate]

just use light mode all the time, it looks nicer

[minor ore]

Get over it

[heavy ledge]

Im all snuggly in bed about to doze off and dream about fumi

[patent merlin]

to finally roam and invite

[minor ore]

uses trollu emoji

[delicate burrow]

im editing tooru guys just wait lmao

gonna beg the mods to pin it lmao

[minor ore]

Can you make a dababy tooru

[true ore]

you can send a copy of discord via discord

wtf

[delicate burrow]

done

lmao

[delicate burrow]

ima send it here lmao

[minor ore]

yes

Yes

YESSSS

[true ore]

already got it mate

[patent merlin]

newcomers to play with us

[true ore]

its just gonna take a little

[delicate burrow]

lmao

wait

[true ore]

anyone want discord

on discord

sorry this was a backup copy on my computer

[minor ore]

Shat did.I just download

GODDAMNIT

[true ore]

the setup

just

[minor ore]

IF I GET A VIRUS ON MY PHONE

[true ore]

it was just the 1 that i thought people would be confused about

it was a second copy i had on my pc

thats all

[winter spade]

This image is a calamity

[minor ore]

Why calamity out of all words tho lol

[patent merlin]

for many years we've been all alone

[minor ore]

Im getting botw vibes

From calamity

[patent merlin]

finish jojolion

[minor ore]

Fuck u too

[patent merlin]

what chapter are you on

[minor ore]

I'm jk

[patent merlin]

🤔

[delicate burrow]

Can i ask one of the mods to pin this lmao?

[minor ore]

Lemme check

[delicate burrow]

this is too good

[patent merlin]

we're forced to be still and play

[delicate burrow]

pin this plz

this is too good

[minor ore]

I'm on 26

[delicate burrow]

read

now

[patent merlin]

damn you still got 80 chapters to go

you haven't even gotten to milagro man yet

[minor ore]

Cuz im taking my time

To analyze the chapters

And theorize

[patent merlin]

THEORIZE

: )

[heavy ledge]

Theorize when you dont read spoilers everysingle day

[minor ore]

I don't read spoilers everyday

[delicate burrow]

what do you think of this

[patent merlin]

the same songs we've known since that day

[delicate burrow]

matooru

[minor ore]

Matooru is legendary

[heavy ledge]

You do without intentions, we talk about characters and stuff all day long.

[heavy ledge]

Idk who that is

[kind owl]

@heavy ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 21 !

[delicate burrow]

mat pat

the game theory guy

[minor ore]

I don't do it intentionally..I just walk into shit

[heavy ledge]

Who tf is mst oat

[minor ore]

And I barely remember the spoilers lol

I just theorize on what I know

[delicate burrow]

hes a popular yt

he's cringy

but i love him lmao

[heavy ledge]

Im not into yt tbh

[patent merlin]

an imposter took our lives away

[delicate burrow]

yeah you said it earlyer

[heavy ledge]

Gonna sleepim dying

Gn

[delicate burrow]

gn

and dont let the obladi oblada come lmao

[patent merlin]

desmond says to molly girl i like your face

and molly says this as she takes him by the hand

[minor ore]

The all die by the lake

[patent merlin]

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da life goes on Brah

La La how the life goes on

[minor ore]

They're dead

You have to let go

[gilded ether]

Holy fuck amomgus

[minor ore]

Gn love you all

Wait-

Wrong chat

Still love y'all tho

[minor ore]

bruh theres literally a server called 'joshu emotes'

[uneven tendon]

What's wrong with that?

[minor ore]

nothing at all

i was looking for something like that

okay this is awesome

Bruh

Fr

In the og universe the only stand with hair is star platinum

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

Love deluxe doesn't really count since it's just bound

[uneven tendon]

Hot take: people who dislike Joshu are not true Jojolion fans

[lucid locust]

Dammit, I want the Joshu emotes

[minor ore]

lmao imagine not liking joshu

[minor ore]

[lucid locust]

[lucid locust]

Heresy

[uneven tendon]

Joshu deserves a better girl

[minor ore]

bitter?

[minor ore]

yasuho??

sorry

I said og universe :((

paisley parker

oh sorry

lol

nevermind

[minor ore]

howww abooutttt

Green green grass of home

It didn't have hair

Weird ass spike plantations

do you guys prefer tooru with lipstick or without

[lucid locust]

Any character with lipstick > without

[minor ore]

[lucid locust]

[minor ore]

these joshu emotes are adorable

[lucid locust]

I know

I want them

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

What?

Tooru colour haters

[uneven tendon]

[lucid locust]

Stop it

[minor ore]

[lucid locust]

Got me looking at the buy Nitro page

[dull anvil]

sup bois

josuke is elvis

k bye

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

[lucid locust]

Bruh

[minor ore]

No
Tooru is elvis

K bye

[safe spoke]

If kira au has hand thing like normal kira...

And Johnny is johnathon au...

So that's why dio went to Egypt

[minor ore]

when's the next chapter

[minor ore]

him specifically i think fits better without

idk why it just fits his character more

[uneven tendon]

Aroumd May 19th

[minor ore]

ty

[uneven tendon]

Can't wait for Caato to steal Josuke's first kiss by kissing Yasuho

[minor ore]

STOOOP

STOOOOOO0

[near cedar]

That's not how that works

[minor ore]

Josuke can technically steal yashuho’s first kiss

[near cedar]

Also not how that works

[minor ore]

yasuho has literally had sex before :(

Yasuho's first kiss has been taken by afro man

Or maybe someone else idk

Maybe joshu

in the same fucking chapter

chapter 1

she contradicts herself

she says that she hasnt kissed anyone, and then proceeds to say she kissed joshu once

and then fuckign tooru lol

yeeyus tf you on

I was right hehehehehe

[near cedar]

Retcon drug

That's what she's on

[minor ore]

Agressive typing

[near cedar]

who

[molten cliff]

E

[minor ore]

this yeeter mf

bruh

[molten cliff]

lmao what

[minor ore]

I was waiting for a paragraph

[molten cliff]

I was tryna type all the stickers smh

Didnt work

[near cedar]

Don't spam

[minor ore]

literally 1984

smh

[minor ore]

Gappy can always rip her lips off thus stealing her first kiss

h

huh

but she has already kissed people!!

These people will die virgins

Who

[burnt pagoda]

She's called YasuHOE for a reason

[uneven tendon]

Poor Josefumi, died a virgin despite being hot enough to get lots of bitches

[minor ore]

vorgon

[uneven tendon]

And he only got one weirdo stalking him

[burnt pagoda]

We dont know

[uneven tendon]

Considering how lonely he was, I doubt he slept

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/you-there-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-yoshikage-kira-gif-15972964

[near cedar]

He didn't sleep either :o

[burnt pagoda]

I have a felling Kira was gay

Feeling

[uneven tendon]

It's possible Kira was also a virgin, since he wasn't very interested in most people

[burnt pagoda]

He was horny for his own hands

[uneven tendon]

Him being asexual is more likely than him being gay

[burnt pagoda]

He had a sculpture of them in his house

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[minor ore]

proof?

[uneven tendon]

There's no proof he was gay either

[burnt pagoda]

He was a sailor hence hes gay

[kind owl]

@burnt pagoda, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[burnt pagoda]

[near cedar]

You can can be gay, bi or straight or whatever and also be asexual tho

[burnt pagoda]

Its qualification requirement to be a sailor

[uneven tendon]

Dude just didn't seem to be interested in a relationship

[minor ore]

not if i have to say anything about it!

[uneven tendon]

At least Kira managed to get bitches in another form

[minor ore]

please

stop

:(

Giorno

[burnt pagoda]

I just really the 3 of us have long ass names

FUCK GIORNO

[near cedar]

Oh god now you've brought Gold Experience into this?

[uneven tendon]

*Haruno

[burnt pagoda]

And HIS FANS

[uneven tendon]

His Stand is Crazy Little Thing

Not Shit Experience

[burnt pagoda]

Crazy lil g thang

[near cedar]

"i hate people who like Giorno because they don't share my opinion"

That's what i see from that

[burnt pagoda]

YES

[near cedar]

how cringe

[uneven tendon]

Imagine hating Giorno

[burnt pagoda]

[near cedar]

Imagine hating Giorno fans for liking Giorno

[minor ore]

I don't read jojolion
I enjoy it

[uneven tendon]

[uneven tendon]

Imagine hating people who aren't Joshuphobes

[fallen lake]

Go back to fun chat, revert from giorno

What's even happening tho

Oh is it haruno praise

[near cedar]

Yes no

Somebody brought up their hate of Giorno

[long helm]

hi

i know i can make someone jealous

who wants to be jealous

[hazy snow]

who here likes giorno?

if they do?

[long helm]

yo duck

guess what

[hazy snow]

what?

[fallen lake]

Get what'd

[hazy snow]

still waiting to this day

[minor ore]

Giorno (and Doppio) are the only redeemable qualities about GW tbh

[uneven tendon]

No

[minor ore]

yes

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

Doppio singlehandedly carries JoJo

[tame plover]

mista

[minor ore]

no

mista is annoying

[tame plover]

and also the rolling stones arc/chapter

watever

a

[uneven tendon]

Mista was awesome, but he was no Narancia or Abbacchio

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

CODA

OOA

coincidence?

i think not

[uneven tendon]

When you cry because your sister showed you oranges and lemons

[minor ore]

why is he so emotional!!

but yeah

theres been an influx of led zeppelin stuff

i wonder why

of course, poor tom and ozone baby

[minor ore]

Probably because he was finally getting some real information about who he really is

with tangerines?

no waaaay

No

[lucid locust]

Joshu wouldn’t cry

[minor ore]

then after that

we have vol23 with the name "wole lotta love"

like the album

[minor ore]

proceeding to chapter 100

kinda like this huh

Araki has good taste

and this

lmao theres even a star bubble

[uneven tendon]

He is a Resident Evil appreciator, after all

[minor ore]

this is probably the most obvious one

and lastly this scene (big stretch here)

kinda like the house of the holy album art?

and im wondering

what is araki trying to tell us here

is it just that he likes led zeppelin?
is it because the || spin is fully back?||
or is it because ||rai might be a zeppeli ||

[sick gate]

he’s showing us he liked Led Zeppelin

[sick gate]

Hamon is back

[minor ore]

[fair dagger]

Thats my pic

[lost slate]

Wow, those references are really cool

kaato's stand is probably a led zeppelin ref?

[minor ore]

if you can find me something with queen

[near cedar]

Her stand is Will. A. Zepelli!

[minor ore]

its just will

[near cedar]

[minor ore]

its a literal copy of will

he can do hamon tricks

[near cedar]

Yes

The hiding things in cards os a hamon trick

[minor ore]

yup

👍

https://open.spotify.com/track/4ywWJqYKOwaVVh9xXARWUS?si=w1H49G1XRuS5fNy10C-YbQ

[hard meteor]

bruh

fucking shueisha

[minor ore]

come on lol

this is alright

the only criticism here is that the background should be yellow/red instead of plain yellow

cuase look

[uneven tendon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[minor ore]

so why not in the others

they clearly did red/yellow here

[lost slate]

It looks fine

[minor ore]

it looks fine lmao

overreacting

[uneven tendon]

What the fuck have they done to the doctors panel

[minor ore]

it looks good

[hard meteor]

nah man this is not it

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

what did you expect

it looks alright

i think this is ok

anyways

we're lucky to even experience it being coloured and it's supposed to be ok, its a comic book colouring, not an art exhibit

sure

some things could have been done way better

[minor ore]

This is literally one of my favourite pages in jojolion

[hard meteor]

i honestly would've just preferred it staying in black white ,jjl colorings been downhill ever since vitamin c

[minor ore]

well we cant do anything about it

also i think they've been getting better actually

just having a little trouble with

following the canon

like WoU wearing gloves, or that its said its suit is black

and they still made it red

lol

and theyre kinda

overdoing it with the airbrush

[arctic lodge]

g

[minor ore]

like, the panel of the woman in the woods is the shittiest work ive seen so far

like what the fuck bro

but the rest is fine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795412787987349584/838292695041835038/WWUxHkU_d.webp

good stuff

tooru also looks pretty good but my opinion might be biased

nah

but his sleeves are supposed to be a different colour, yet shueisha keeps making them purple

also WoU

like what the fuck man

'red suit black hat

just

[near cedar]

Why

[minor ore]

the colours are fine imo, but things could have been better

[supple valley]

rise of skywalker

[near cedar]

Why does WoU just keep getting worse with it's colours

[viral plume]

There it is

[minor ore]

the only thing im kinda angry about shueisha

is that its fucking said that WoU has a black suit

yet they make it red, and leave the bowler hat black

[barren bough]

did the release the official colourings for Chpt. 99?

[hard meteor]

only the preview

[minor ore]

and the preview was like 1/2 of the chapter

[minor ore]

WoU looks cool

just

they should have kept the black suit

cause thats canon

he waers a black suit

[heavy ledge]

They fucked up my boys

[uneven tendon]

At least they fixed the mistake of WoU not having gloves so his hands looked looked like they have no fingernails

[minor ore]

no

they didnt fix it

its just that wou has different hands from satoru

:(

[heavy ledge]

😫

[uneven tendon]

[hard meteor]

[heavy ledge]

Im

I dk if i should go back to sleep

Like, its 8am and im pissed off already

[uneven tendon]

Why?

[minor ore]

Heyeye jose

[heavy ledge]

Hey

[heavy ledge]

Thr shit coloring

[uneven tendon]

Can't blame you

But be like Joshu, and keep moving

[heavy ledge]

Moving to sleep

[minor ore]

It's

Not that shit

Lol

Nothing to get mad about

[heavy ledge]

Its literally a piss and shit palette

Like toorus piss pants but w shit

Ill just close my eyes for a bit

Im too cold to get out of bed

[minor ore]

I'm still confused about that Tooru afro coloring. Isn't it supposed to be plain white?

Why did they make it blue of all things

Wait, I meant the lines of the afro.

[sudden cosmos]

Araki doesn’t believe in one colour

[barren bough]

it's not that bad

[minor ore]

I don't believe in Araki

CIA plant

[daring bear]

When the colours aren't exactly how I imagined them 😡

[minor ore]

^ same

That's why I hate it

[minor ore]

The white lines looked so good on it
Why did they have to ruin it whyyy

Tooru overall would look better if he just wore B&W clothes. Or at least something like that

Not digging the weird purple

[daring bear]

Yeah really not a fan of that purple either

[uneven tendon]

Chapter 84

[minor ore]

Tooru with B&W clothes - perfection

[uneven tendon]

One chapter later

[minor ore]

Fnaf WoU

[minor ore]

Istg jobin has a weird fetish with beetles

[uneven tendon]

I also like how Yasuho saw Tooru immediately after WoU was flexing behind them

[minor ore]

I only today learned that I somehow skimmed over the fact that Gap and Yasu held hands on that cart and man-

The hands look a bit edited in though, at least with Gappy

[split tide]

YasuHO.

[minor ore]

Ok

Yeah

[molten crane]

wow

[night moon]

why is rai’s hair blue

[rocky charm]

?

[rocky charm]

oh my

[hard meteor]

another Shueisha L

[sick gate]

🤬

[hazy snow]

bluenareff

[rocky charm]

Imagine

(If Colored Adventure ever bothers to translate again)

Someone years down the line reading through Jojolion in full color

Will they still think these colors are awful? Or are they not bad if you haven't had years or months to imagine the colors on your own.

[sick gate]

I don’t think they’d find it that bad

[lucid locust]

It’d probably be like other parts tbh

[sick gate]

for me I just like the black and white art style in general more than colored

[lucid locust]

Everyone will just accept it as the manga colours

[hazy snow]

how does anyone even understand part 7 and 8 in black and white

[sick gate]

idk

just reading it I guess

[molten crane]

you have to get use to it for a bit but once you do it's beautiful

[mystic flame]

I was just scrolling through the stands on the wiki and kira is in p8? Ik its a diff universe but still

[rocky charm]

Yeah you should probably read the manga instead of browsing the wiki. You're gonna end up spoiled.

[sick gate]

☝️

[mystic flame]

I've already gotten spoiled every major death bru

[sonic anvil]

I think this fits

[rocky charm]

Welll then stop there and don't gget spoiled more

[mystic flame]

Ok

[hazy snow]

LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-jjba-diu-part4-gif-18529237

https://tenor.com/view/alfred-molina-voice-of-love-take-you-higher-jojo-otto-gif-21214210

[molten crane]

Yasuho ain't dying

[hazy snow]

lmao part 8 end

[hazy snow]

what if they pull a part 4

and have all the major characters live

fuck Joshu

[sick gate]

at the end it is revealed Joshu is the one true God

[sonic anvil]

part 9's main char is emporio

[molten crane]

I think the people garunteed to live are Josuke, Yasuho and Joshu from the relavent characters

[sonic anvil]

just so you know

[molten crane]

if you want to count them, Daiya and Hato def living

[hazy snow]

this feels like it could happen

[molten crane]

mah-e-a-hee
mah-e-a-huu
mah-e-a-hoo
mah-e-a-ha ha

[runic adder]

oh no we cant make zeppeli memes anymore

but fr wtf shueisha

[runic adder]

no kei smh

nobody else went to heaven, they got to live normal lives on earth

ohhh

yea ff just is erased from existence

[sonic anvil]

who is jojo and why does he have a lion

[runic adder]

dont worry, ff is in the dark dimension with avdol and the stray cat bubble

[molten crane]

jojorion

[lucid locust]

[runic adder]

dude he had his chance

he literally had a panel of carbon based lifeforms

and he DIDNT ADD A LION

THERE WAS A SEA LION

AND A TIGER

BUT NO LION

WE COULD HAVE MEMED IT FOREVER

the mystery man is actually a lion guy

[sonic anvil]

lion is the main villain

he has Made in lion the strongest stand

[molten crane]

Jojo Lion

[sonic anvil]

but then josuke (Gappy) uses Jojo main character power he defeats him

[molten crane]

see the lion is the stand

[sonic anvil]

ez prediction

[sick gate]

Wow

When’s Crazy Little Thing go beyond

[molten crane]

maybe instead of going beyond, he goes inside

[upper knoll]

https://twitter.com/peptosis/status/1388446716370710531

peppurin (@peptosis)

haruno higashikata except also giogiolion

Retweets

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Likes

678

Twitter · May 1, 2021, 10:54 AM

[sick gate]

he goes back

he needs to make more distance between himself and the enemy so he can snipe them

I’m glad we didn’t

[molten crane]

ohhh

[rocky charm]

Guys what if Josefumi is a descendant of Diego

[runic adder]

[molten crane]

he might be, flashback man is for sure though

[rocky charm]

That's where he got the birthmark ||even though Dio shouldn't have it in this continuity||

[hard meteor]

[sick gate]

He is the descendant of Diego’s horse

[runic adder]

since when was dio shown shirtless in part 7, we dont know

[rocky charm]

Good point

[runic adder]

little does he know

THE FOOL

[rocky charm]

Do we see Diego's dad?

[hard meteor]

yes

[runic adder]

we see him a bit

[rocky charm]

Oh damn

[runic adder]

poor guy

[rocky charm]

I was gonna make a joke that George Joestar I pulled a Joseph and fucked Diego's mom

[molten crane]

yeah he was the one who wanted to drown diego

[rocky charm]

Making Johnny and Diego secretly brothers

[molten crane]

and when diego lived and the mom wanted him he left the family

[runic adder]

what an awful haircut

[rocky charm]

OH MY GOD THAT HAIR

[molten crane]

the funny thing is alt diego died to normal diego

and that's such a diego thing

[runic adder]

diego can only be defeated by diego

[minor ore]

"But breathing is a JoJo refere-"

[molten crane]

yeah funn didn't even beat diego, he just survived

[runic adder]

yea, the train had to kill diego

[sick gate]

or a train...

[runic adder]

funny didnt even try against diego, he had no chance

[molten crane]

imagine if funny valentine died to diego

would've been quite the plot twist

[runic adder]

he probably would have if it wasnt for the train

[sick gate]

what if Scary Monsters + The World

[molten crane]

Diego should've had Scary Monsters: Super Creeps

[runic adder]

he mostly utilizes the world at long range with knives, and uses scary monsters in close range

idk if it would work

[rocky charm]

Although it wasn't expanded upon, the alt-world Diego in SBR was actually decapitated prior to his kidnapping by Funny Valentine. He used Gyro's Zombie Horse and Hot Pants' Cream Starter in order to survive by stealing Johnny's body.
This is subtly hinted at when he's defeated by Lucy. She only uses Diego's head, because that's the only part of alt-world Diego that's actually Diego.
This theory falls apart completely if Johnny and alt-Diego ever got close to each other.

[runic adder]

this is a real theory?

so lucy apparently knew that diego was only really a head

and thats why she only brought the head

perfect theory

[molten crane]

or maybe diego is heavy and lucy is 14

[rocky charm]

The biggest problem with this theory is that I'm using it to justify Josefumi's birthmark and make him one of Dio's descendants

[runic adder]

what

[molten crane]

and she realized she only needed 1 body part, so she took the head

[runic adder]

yea im joking

[rocky charm]

Since alt-Diego wouldn't have had time to make a kid at any point.

[runic adder]

lucy only took the head cuz, its light and all

[runic adder]

yea wtf

like when was he fucking during the race lmao

[molten crane]

yeah

[rocky charm]

You don't know what he gets up to during time stop

[runic adder]

"yea ive got to deliver the corpse to the vault"
"nvm gotta go make sure josefumi is in jojolion"

[molten crane]

them girls all over him

[runic adder]

oh no im remembering when he had his fangirls to protect him

[rocky charm]

fangirls strip him naked

[molten crane]

it's so funny that a lot of these theories that characters are descendant of others just boils down to
"uh this character fucked someone a while ago and died, then the 100 years past"

[runic adder]

lmao yep

[rocky charm]

Bro he's grabbing her ass

That's Josefumi's great great grandma

[runic adder]

best josefumi theory is that hes descendant of the meiji baby and the meiji baby is a reincarnation of johnny

yknow, what if joshu is an illegitimate child and has a birthmark, and we never saw it because he didnt get in a swimsuit for hawaii

[minor ore]

Ungalion and Rikielion is real

[runic adder]

the best joestars will soon be back

[hard meteor]

less gooo

[minor ore]

Did part 8 ended already ?

[molten crane]

but what about the best one?

[olive bobcat]

nah

[runic adder]

not yet

[hard meteor]

nope

[rocky charm]

Imagine if we actually are at the Sheer Heart Attack part of Jojolion and Tooru gets away and we just keep going with Part 8 so we have time to solve all of the mysteries.

[minor ore]

Damn

[runic adder]

dude its possible

[minor ore]

Just said

[runic adder]

jjl could actually have another 40 chapters to it

[olive bobcat]

inb4 tooru is the angelo of jojolion and itll last another 150 years

[rocky charm]

Instead of making a trilogy, Part 8 just fills in the second and third trilogy arcs

[runic adder]

inb4 tooru is the leaky eye luca

[sick gate]

Didn’t Araki say it was nearing it’s end or something

[molten crane]

the rock humans are actually the equivalent of the boom boom family

[rocky charm]

inb4 Tooru is Koichi

[olive bobcat]

inb4 tooru is the part 2 cops

[rocky charm]

Not like a story equivalent of Koichi or anything

[runic adder]

tooru is actually just that bully that was harassing erina in part 1, we've got so much left

[runic adder]

he said its in its final stage

[rocky charm]

Just actually Koichi teleported from the main universe

[runic adder]

which could mean anything

[olive bobcat]

yeah, we're still in the jojolion backstory, the actual jojolion begins in 20 chapters

[molten crane]

it makes sense when Yasuho is Erina

[runic adder]

jojolion is theoretically divided into two halves, each representing a locacaca faction

[sick gate]

I think it’s 25 chapters max

to go

[runic adder]

[runic adder]

yea same

[hazy snow]

it

[rocky charm]

it

[hazy snow]

s part 1 all over agan

[runic adder]

i dont think we're getting another locacaca faction

tooru is the mastermind of it all, would be stupid to add yet another mastermind

[hazy snow]

my comment was split into 2 by Za hando

[runic adder]

because tooru has ties to rai, yasuho, and josuke

[rocky charm]

and Caato maybe?

[runic adder]

ehhhh

caato is definitely not his mother

[rocky charm]

Someone said her name

[runic adder]

probably yasuho

[hard meteor]

Prob yasuho

She reacts to her at the bottom panel

[rocky charm]

Has she met Caato?

[uneven tendon]

No

[hard meteor]

She could’ve learned about her

[molten crane]

how accurate is this to you

[rocky charm]

I suppose she was Joshu's childhood friend

[runic adder]

i like all of them here

[runic adder]

ohh yea that kinda works

[rocky charm]

OH MY GOD JOSHU CAN NEVER GET THE GIRL

HE'S THE ACCURSED "CHILDHOOD FRIEND" ARCHHETYPE

[molten crane]

bruh there ain't no way Joshu and Yasuho knew each other at age 3

[hard meteor]

If hato could just look kaato up and find out the truth yasuho could too

[runic adder]

[molten crane]

and that Yasuho could even remember Kaato's face

even if she did, how would she remember her name

[runic adder]

makes more sense than caato being toorus mom

[sick gate]

Would Yasuho say Kaato-san though

[rocky charm]

Did Yasuho see the family tree, or just Jousuke?

[molten crane]

95% sure it's Tooru

[hard meteor]

Josuke did

[runic adder]

san is just like, mrs right?

in a sense

[molten crane]

Josuke and Daiya

[hard meteor]

San is the equivalent of saying mr/mrs

[runic adder]

it can really go either way

[rocky charm]

Well yeah, but Daiya's not important, so I didn't mention her

[hazy snow]

do we ever get an OI JOSUKE in jojolion?

[sick gate]

I think so too, Caato might have ties to the whole locacaca thing

[rocky charm]

inb4 no one said Caato's name and it was just the narrator

[runic adder]

have the rock humans referred to their authorities as -san before or a different context?

just wondering

[molten crane]

fucking hell Araki really made the main threat doctors during 2020

[sick gate]

we’ll see in like 15 days or something

[hard meteor]

Yotsuyu refered to damo as san

[runic adder]

ok interesting

[hard meteor]

That’s the only case I can remember off the top my head

[runic adder]

so tooru could know caato

[hard meteor]

Yeah maybe

[runic adder]

since caato probably did talk to jobin during her time at prison

i doubt she is running EVERYTHING surrounding the locacaca organization

[rocky charm]

Nah he did it in like 2017

Just lasted that long

[runic adder]

and would also be a stupid twist for her to be controlling jobin the entire time

makes jobin a worse character

[molten crane]

so araki can read the future

[sick gate]

I don’t exactly remember the context but why didn’t Tooru touch Joshu to ‘heal’ when he went after Yasuho again

[kind owl]

@sick gate, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

[runic adder]

probably revenge for yasuho

or plot convenience

we're not even sure if the exchange worked on yasuho

[hard meteor]

He got blown away by the bubble

[molten crane]

if he went to Joshu Yasuho could've easily shot him again

[sick gate]

Right

[molten crane]

maybe if he went to Yasuho he would have a better chance to dogde

[sick gate]

yeah Yasuho was more dangerous than Joshu

[runic adder]

it might be working on yasuho or tooru might need to touch someone else

because tooru did touch yasuho, but then got immediately bubble'd

[runic adder]

joshu didnt even land a single shot lmao

[sick gate]

he was holding back

[runic adder]

his true power hasnt been unlocked yet

hes like speed king, he has hidden abilities

[sick gate]

Nut King Call actually has every stand’s abilities

[molten crane]

need nut king call to get a dimension-moviing ability

[rocky charm]

unscrews reality

[sick gate]

after Caato is revealed to be the main villain and defeated, AU Joshu will come out of her cards with Nut King Call over heaven

[uneven tendon]

She isn't the main villain

[runic adder]

caato is revealed to be mv and immediately dies

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

then tooru takes back the title of mv

[hard meteor]

Karera then takes over as the main villain

[runic adder]

the karera mv army is growing

[uneven tendon]

Technically the New Locacaca is the main villain of Jojolion

[olive bobcat]

karera expands caatos weird sheep horn hair things killing her instantly

[lucid locust]

[sick gate]

Josuke is the main villain

the true protagonist is Joshu

[uneven tendon]

Nah, it's the Wall Eyes

[lucid locust]

[runic adder]

meiji baby is the true mv

[uneven tendon]

Main villain was Kei, for making Josuke cry

[runic adder]

[sick gate]

the main villain is Haruno for sniping Poor Tom

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-cry-gif-20104177

[uneven tendon]

Main villain is Ungalo

Taking revenge at the Joestars for making him lose the will to live

[barren bough]

Joshu vs Ungalo

[runic adder]

what does the symbol on rais cap mean

like im trying to find if its a reference to something

[olive bobcat]

grapes

[runic adder]

like how jotaros cap was

or smth

its also drawn very inconsistently

[rocky charm]

Isn't everything/

[runic adder]

true

[uneven tendon]

I think they represent Josuke's bubbles, and how they are spinning lines

[molten crane]

but you can see them

josuke has lines that you cannot see

spinning lines

[minor ore]

It's beans

[runic adder]

lol

why shueisha

[minor ore]

Well doesn't the japanese characters for rai Mamezuku mean beans and something else

[runic adder]

just make his hair black if you cant think of anything

oh really? lmao

[minor ore]

It was clearly supposed to be blonde or white, but shueisha is questionable

[true ore]

it could be interpreted as black

just think about the color scheme

[runic adder]

i thought his name was supposed to be a reference to when mermaids cry

[runic adder]

yea fr

[hard meteor]

Mameblueku

[runic adder]

like if it was blond we would have gone crazy with zeppeli "confirmations" lmao

[runic adder]

if they're gonna make blue haired rai they should have gone with red rai

[uneven tendon]

Shueisha finally lost it

[runic adder]

shueisha has been caught in 4k

[uneven tendon]

Also why there are almost no versions of Stone Ocean in black and white

[hard meteor]

It’s just been getting worse and worse every month

[runic adder]

i found it on mangasee

a bw version

i assume bw translations for earlier parts are less popular cuz colored was already out by the time translations are made

and colored was still good back then lol

[true ore]

the discolored dio panels are annoying though

in stone ocean

[rocky charm]

Yeah but the mangasee SO is
1: Weekly release
2: Shit quality

[runic adder]

at least norisuke looks fabulous in shueisha colors

[true ore]

norisuke's hair is still a mystery

how did he get the circles

from the rock disease

[runic adder]

the power of the spin

[rocky charm]

Yasuho's hair also has circles in it

[runic adder]

they're like purple haze capsules, if they break a disease will be unleashed

[true ore]

cause he got them after his rock disease was cured

[runic adder]

wasnt he wearing a hat when we saw him as a kid

[minor ore]

High priestess...

[runic adder]

but those just kinda have her hair going through them

[minor ore]

Also gm

Everyone

[true ore]

those are hair clips

[minor ore]

They look like hair beads

[rocky charm]

Norisuke's are also hair beads

[runic adder]

yea

[true ore]

u sure

it just seems odd

[minor ore]

Why are they spherical

[rocky charm]

omg a hairstyle in Jojo is slightly abnormal

[true ore]

ik

ik

[minor ore]

Why is shituno here

[hard meteor]

Jobin and hato just chillin

[uneven tendon]

One thing I will never understand is Shueisha not giving Yasuho blue eyes

Such a wasted opportunity

[minor ore]

I find it weird on how john Said star platinum is the only stand with hair in the ogverse

[olive bobcat]

Shueisha >:(

[minor ore]

When that's just wrong

[uneven tendon]

Jobin is thinking ''what if I got a awesome wife with a cool nose''

[minor ore]

Why is hato so short

In that panel

[runic adder]

cuz shes a child

[rocky charm]

Love Deluxe

[minor ore]

Oh

Is that a flashback panel?

[uneven tendon]

Jobin himself was like 15 in that scene

[runic adder]

yea

[rocky charm]

baby jobin

[minor ore]

Ah

[uneven tendon]

We already got baby Jobin in chapter 64

[runic adder]

you wont reach the flashback panel for a while dw

[rocky charm]

not like actual baby

but smol

[minor ore]

k

[rocky charm]

teenage baby-faced jobin

[minor ore]

I'm already on chapter 60

[runic adder]

nice!

[minor ore]

I'm jk

[runic adder]

so you read vitamin c

oh

[minor ore]

Still on 26

Lol

[runic adder]

i was bout to spoil vitamin c so hard for ya

lmao

[minor ore]

Lmfao

[uneven tendon]

Baby boy, baby

Evil

[runic adder]

still wearing splendid spiked outfits

[runic adder]

where did it all go wrong

[uneven tendon]

Yeah but he didn't have the confidence

[uneven tendon]

It's all Caato's fault, Jobin did nothing wrong

[runic adder]

fr

he didnt have the exaggerated swagger as a child that he does now

[uneven tendon]

But it came of the price of his own morality

In chapter 64 he refused to burn down the house of the girl who told the scouts about his bullies, but in chapter 74 he burned down his family's orchard

[runic adder]

i cant really blame caato for everything, sure she set him on this path with the 'climbing the hill' stuff but they are still jobins decisions

caato wasnt the one that made jobin join the organization

[runic adder]

interesting parallel

[uneven tendon]

It was a joke

[runic adder]

havent thought bout that before

[runic adder]

ik ik just ranting

[uneven tendon]

Yasuho, on the other hand, did nothing wrong

[minor ore]

He looks like tsurugi

[runic adder]

i wonder why

they dont look alike anymore

[minor ore]

I just wanted to point that out lmao

[reef trail]

Trish 2

[uneven tendon]

No

[runic adder]

no

[minor ore]

Did you get the cleit disease

[runic adder]

trish is nothing like yasuho, except for the lack of a father figure

[true ore]

pink hair

[runic adder]

agony

[true ore]

but its not even styled the same way

[manic lark]

wonder, if grown up tsurugi will look like jobin

[uneven tendon]

Technically Yasuho knew her father for years, unlike Trish who only learned she had a father like a week before Vento Aureo

[true ore]

so does it even count

[runic adder]

no it doesnt

[runic adder]

true

[uneven tendon]

Why didn't she meet him in 71 though?

[hard meteor]

Don’t disrespect yasuho like that bruh

[uneven tendon]

She got the hairclip to look nice to when she would met him

But she didn't see him outside of that one hair clip illusion

[true ore]

i just hope norisukes hair is explained

[minor ore]

Yesssss

[sinful bramble]

I wish we got more interaction between the Higashikata siblings tbh

[hard meteor]

Same they don’t talk to eachother much 😔

[true ore]

like joshu licking hato's ear?

[molten crane]

wish we got more interactions with Rai and Norisuke

[true ore]

nah i wish we had more josuke and haruno interactions

[lucid locust]

I was reading the end of the Vitamin C arc earlier and I’m simping hard for Hato. help

[uneven tendon]

Hato is mid

Return to Karera or Yasuho

[minor ore]

Hato is mid but awesome

[olive bobcat]

ascend to Kei

[hard meteor]

[uneven tendon]

Kei's a decent choice

[molten crane]

Number 1 is Kei and will aways be Kei

[true ore]

there must be someone out there who simps for holly

[minor ore]

What's with you and karera
Odd character choice

[molten crane]

nah karera's good

[uneven tendon]

Best rock insect

[molten crane]

top 3 imo imo

[true ore]

Wow

[olive bobcat]

dandruff manipulation OP

[true ore]

liam you've betrayed me

[molten crane]

lmao my message fits both of these

[uneven tendon]

Holy shit, Wu is actually Yasuho's dad

[molten crane]

quite the brain storm

[uneven tendon]

Araki lied to us about rock males not being able to impregnate human females

[true ore]

please show this to the part skippers

[olive bobcat]

wu tomoki never fails

hes even the most popular JJL character :troll_face:

[molten crane]

Wu Tomoki never lost his virginity because he never loses

[true ore]

he never lost his life

because he never loses