jojolion

[golden latch]

Fuck em

[willow crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-joshu-higashikita-stand-kasumi-nakasu-love-live-gif-20517489

[delicate burrow]

yes

Every joshu hater sux lmao

[molten crane]

facts

[hard meteor]

[willow crystal]

Joshu is Giga chad

[sinful bramble]

Uh oh not Nat King Cole

[delicate burrow]

LOOK a funny jojo yt

[molten crane]

maybe

[delicate burrow]

Jojodoss is best channel lmao

[golden latch]

I watched Mattew when I was like 12

[delicate burrow]

hmm

[molten crane]

hmm

[golden latch]

He made like a food theory channel

[uneven tendon]

I think MattPatt's worst videos were Overwatch vs TF2, and his Hazbin Hotel theory

[golden latch]

Which is rather ridiculous

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/joshu-joshu-higashikata-jojolion-jojo-nut-king-call-gif-18608309

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gypsy-crusader-caption-joker-meme-gif-20224902

[golden latch]

Jojodoss is a pretty bad youtuber in my opinion

[molten crane]

i can't watch the newer gam theories and all of film theory but some food theories are interesting to me

[kind owl]

@molten crane, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

[molten crane]

facts facts

[uneven tendon]

Why?

[delicate burrow]

why

[molten crane]

i think he's joking

[golden latch]

I'm joking

[runic adder]

hes joking, jojodoss is here

lmao

[uneven tendon]

Good man

[golden latch]

Cuz I saw him typing

[delicate burrow]

lmao yes

[molten crane]

indeed

[uneven tendon]

But admittedly, Jojodoss isn't as good as Joshu

[molten crane]

we can't all be gods

[uneven tendon]

True

[delicate burrow]

Joshu probably makes videos about jojo too

[uneven tendon]

Shucks' video on Joshu wasn't that bad tbf

[molten crane]

who in jojo would be the biggest jojo fan, as in it's the same story but with different looking characters and names and all that

[willow crystal]

I bet If Joshu had a YouTube channel he would only make videos about his life and how awful it is

[golden latch]

He would make Josuke hate videos

[delicate burrow]

Joshu is def a redditor lmao

[willow crystal]

Big fax

[molten crane]

man i wonder what type of videos hato and mitsuba would make

[uneven tendon]

I think it would be Joseph, considering how much he liked comics

[golden latch]

Jotaro

[willow crystal]

Hato would be a Twitch streamer and only wear a bikini

In her streams

[molten crane]

true true

[delicate burrow]

Hato is the type of blogger that reviews makeup

[uneven tendon]

That's more fitting for Karera imo

[golden latch]

Mitsuba would make some lame makeup videos

[uneven tendon]

Also, do you agree with people who say Anasui should've had NKC?

[golden latch]

Since she's a model

Or maybe random vlogs

[uneven tendon]

But so is Hato

[molten crane]

no

why have kiss and nut king call in the same part

[delicate burrow]

no

[golden latch]

Hmmm

[delicate burrow]

kiss is bullshit lmao

[uneven tendon]

When you realize that Norisuke and Caato got lazy halfway through

In terms of naming

[runic adder]

how so

[uneven tendon]

Caato basically altered her name to name Hato

[molten crane]

suke and ato

Walking Hato

[golden latch]

?

[uneven tendon]

And Joshu's name is based off of Josho, Norisuke's dad

[golden latch]

That's not lazy

[runic adder]

is that...lazy? to name a child after their grandfather

ive seen it happen before lol

[golden latch]

A lot of families do that to honor their ancestors

[uneven tendon]

Changing 1 letter just to be different is

Also, Norisuke best Josuke

[runic adder]

yasuho dog best josuke

you swine

[uneven tendon]

We only saw one drawing of his face

[runic adder]

shush

[molten crane]

part 8 got 4 josuke's and 4 jotaro's

[runic adder]

4 jotaros?

[delicate burrow]

Josuke vs Josuke who win

[golden latch]

Who is the third and forth Jotaro?

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke, due to how powerful King Nothing is

[runic adder]

josuke vs josuke vs josuke vs josuke

[golden latch]

There's Kira and Kei, and then...

[runic adder]

kira is jotaro?

tf

[uneven tendon]

I think 3rd might be Josefumi, since his last name is Kujo

[golden latch]

Josuke?

[molten crane]

technically Josefumi cuz his last name is Kujo and Gappy bcause you know

[runic adder]

josefumis father was sadafumi

josefumi is the jotaro here

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[golden latch]

He is the son of holly

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cope-gif-20110606

[runic adder]

so we have two jotaros in the same family tree lol

[delicate burrow]

Josefumi and Kai are inspired by jotaro aspects, while kira is jotaro traits

[runic adder]

well, if birthmark isnt retconned

[uneven tendon]

What if the birthmark was actually just red herring by Araki?

[molten crane]

are you talking about "Josefumi's birthmark"

[runic adder]

well, the thing is the birthmark has only been shown in one photo

[golden latch]

I saw this ridiculous theory of the birthmark one time one youtube, let me try to find it

[runic adder]

and the photo contradicts karera as well

because she wasnt really a friend of josefumi or kira

so why would she take a picture with them?

[molten crane]

flashback man has all the answers

[runic adder]

i think tbh the birthmark wasnt a mistake but it might be retconned, cuz josefumi also had another feature that was retconned

his eyes

[delicate burrow]

Guys, ima go in a jojo roblox game and ask if haruno stand is coming?

[runic adder]

🙏

[uneven tendon]

You know what was also retconned about Josefumi?

[hard meteor]

I think it’s just a drawing inconsistency

[uneven tendon]

Him being happy

[runic adder]

le funny joke

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-ragememe-rageface-trolling-gif-4929853

[molten crane]

the pain

[hard meteor]

In universe joestars don’t have them consistently

[runic adder]

i dont see how someone can make a drawing inconsistency that bad

oh you mean outside of the trio photo

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi smiling in the photo is inconsistent with how sad he was in the Vitamin C flashbacks

[hard meteor]

Yes

[runic adder]

yea so it could be inconistent somewhat

[hard meteor]

Holly, Kira,Johnny none of them have them drawn

[runic adder]

but the fact we have seen them multiple times since that photo

and not once have they not gotten a birthmark shown

[runic adder]

kira has been shown with a birthmark

johnny was always covered up

[hard meteor]

Yeah in like one panel

It’s nowhere to be seen in vitamin c

Or the flashback before that

[golden latch]

Honestly I think that whole picture Karea had was retconned

[runic adder]

same

[hard meteor]

It’s not even in 105

[runic adder]

like i said, josefumi eyes and birthmark were both retconned

[hard meteor]

I mean sure you can make an argument for Johnny

[molten crane]

Araki prob just forgot that kira had a birthmark and went "ight lets give it to josefumi" then realized Kira did have a birthmark so he just took joseufmi's and gave it to kira

[uneven tendon]

What if there was secretly an incesteous relationship in the Higashikata family, which eventually led to Joshu being Johnny's descendant?

[runic adder]

no

[uneven tendon]

Joshu best Joestar

[hard meteor]

[molten crane]

wait what about josefumi eyes

[barren bough]

araki definitely put that birthmark there for a reason, he specifically made Josefumi's name to allow a "JoJo" to be made with it, JOsefumi kuJO

[runic adder]

his eyes are ringed in this picture, like crazy diamond was

[minor ore]

Does tsuguri have rock disease...it kinda seems like he's quarantined

[hard meteor]

True

[delicate burrow]

YEs

[hard meteor]

Josefumi does have a fair amount of joestar call backs

[molten crane]

daang

[hard meteor]

His name

[minor ore]

Ah..

[uneven tendon]

Rest of the time

Normal eyes

[delicate burrow]

oh no bidoof

RUN

[runic adder]

why does kira change his hat sometimes

[molten crane]

he rob just gave him jojo because of le epic name consistency

[uneven tendon]

Am I the only one who thinks there's something weird about Josefumi's/Josuke's face?

[runic adder]

whats weird about it

[hard meteor]

What’s wrong with it

[uneven tendon]

I don't know

[runic adder]

i mean, it might just be the drawing itself

[uneven tendon]

But always looks a bit sus

[molten crane]

the fact that they're beautiful?

[runic adder]

josefumi looks weird in that one pic

that you sent

[molten crane]

yeah this one is a bit weird

[molten crane]

but every other time it's normal

[uneven tendon]

I don't think that was an inconsistency, considering he bought Josuke's hat 3 days prior to him emerging from the ground

[runic adder]

i kinda like him with ringed eyes tbh

[uneven tendon]

And that was a different style to his usual

[runic adder]

oh true

thats a neat detail then

[uneven tendon]

I think he just liked to wear different sailor hats

[hard meteor]

Yeah true he has multiple hats

[molten crane]

you know it's fucked when we gotta ask why characters wear different clothes

[runic adder]

wait 3 days prior?

wtf

thats when they fused

[hard meteor]

Sometimes his hair bang is obscured though

[runic adder]

that is the day the pier takes place

that makes no sense

he bought the hat on the same day they fused

WTFFFF

[molten crane]

Kira just told everyone to stop so he can look pretty and pose for a picture

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/835239114575183952/unknown-7.png Rocking that drip ever since he was 4 years old

[runic adder]

this makes even less sense now lmao

[hard meteor]

Tbh josukes hat in general doesn’t make sense

Like it’s supposed to be Kiras

But it somehow transformed into a Dixie cup

[uneven tendon]

It also should've been taken off in a lot of instances

But it just got stuck on his head

[molten crane]

to mix with josefumis hair

[runic adder]

well besides the gold brim of the hat its always kiras hat i think

[uneven tendon]

I hope we finally see Josuke without the hat during the Josuke and Yasuho sex scene

[runic adder]

lol

sorry yasuho, the sailor outfit stays on during sex

[uneven tendon]

BTW, how does Josuke still have identical clothes? Did he loot Kira's apartment?

Disrespect

[hard meteor]

Prob

[uneven tendon]

But that's not surprising since his main ability is thievery

[runic adder]

he did

during fun fun fun

[uneven tendon]

I wonder what job Josuke will take

[hard meteor]

Also how did he get josefumis net shirt back?

He woke up completely naked after the fusion but in later appearances he you can slightly see his net shirt under the sailor suit

[runic adder]

show me

i dont remember that

where did josefumis shirt even go tbh

[molten crane]

it got eaten

by flashback man

a callback to how diego ate those rocks

[uneven tendon]

Josuke got hungry while being underground for 3 days

[molten crane]

because flashback man is a descendant of dio

[uneven tendon]

Also, is it possible that now that we saw Josefumi and Kira again, that we will also see how the fusion went?

[runic adder]

oh neat

well its probably just a callback

[hard meteor]

Ye but h o w

[molten crane]

Kira keeps josefumi's shirt because Josefumi lives with kira

[runic adder]

unless josefumis shirt was left over at kiras house

[minor ore]

Alright, new subject

[runic adder]

wh-

[molten crane]

wait hold up where did Josefumi even stay

[runic adder]

his house

[minor ore]

[molten crane]

but where

[hard meteor]

He lived with Kira I think

[runic adder]

we know his address but i forget what it is

[hard meteor]

But he apparently had his own house too

[minor ore]

😳

[runic adder]

why does everyone think that?

that he lived with kira

[hard meteor]

Karera says so

[runic adder]

and karera doesnt know shit

she barely knew josefumi or kira

[hard meteor]

Ok fair

[sick gate]

he might live in a dorm or something

[minor ore]

Cause theyre a couple (of course) 😬

[molten crane]

bro there's no way a 19 year old had his own house

[runic adder]

said kira was growing locacaca trees

Morioh Azamutsukabe 33

thats his address

[molten crane]

Karera's a stalker though, she def knew

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if after Jojolion ends, Araki has a miniseries where he explains all this shit

And that half of it were dropped elements or mistakes

[runic adder]

his address could also be faked, like how damo was the picture of josefumi

[runic adder]

lol

[runic adder]

2011, twas different times

[hard meteor]

Not sure why that was never followed up on,yasuho tells him it’s not that far from the estate but he never bothers checking

[runic adder]

yea same

i always wondered why josuke hasnt checked josefumis house yet

[molten crane]

maybe Josuke will visit it in the epilogue

[runic adder]

i doubt his house has anything important tho

[molten crane]

and find karera there 😳

[runic adder]

since josefumi didnt know anything until kira roped him into it

[uneven tendon]

What about a 2nd branch?

[runic adder]

why would it be at his house

who would use his house?

[uneven tendon]

Tooru

[runic adder]

or have access to it?

[molten crane]

why wouldn't he want to check his house

[runic adder]

but how would tooru have gotten the branch from the orchard

and just NOT take the other one?

[runic adder]

idk, im just saying plot convenience

since josefumis house likely has no importance

[molten crane]

then we will see it in the epilogue

[hard meteor]

Hopefully

[runic adder]

hopefully

josuke owns two houses

both kiras and josefumis

omg that would be so wholesome to see holy and josuke living together at the end of jjl

[molten crane]

assuming Holly's gonna live

[runic adder]

she def will

no way kira and josefumi died just so wimp ass josuke wouldnt heal holy

[hard meteor]

Oh and another thing re reading doobie wah tsurugi and yasuho were investigating morioh standing cause aisho was working there and he was wanted josuke there too, but that also never got followed up on

[runic adder]

stadium can still come back

maybe

[sick gate]

the kid in sbr Gyro died for died too 👀

[runic adder]

but i doubt it

[runic adder]

the kid was still freed

if holy dies of a cold after jjl idc
but she still needs to be healed

well, i would care

cuz that would be awful if she died

[minor ore]

I think holy will die

Wiat

[runic adder]

[molten crane]

jojolion is a story about breaking a curse

[runic adder]

"this is the story of how i broke a curse"

mfw when they never break a curse

[hard meteor]

I think holly has good odds amid survival if what rai said was true about go beyond and curses

[runic adder]

wait, holy doesnt technically count as a curse

[molten crane]

the higashikata curse

[runic adder]

cuz it was inflicted by the doctors

[minor ore]

Exactly

[runic adder]

holy will get healed tho
too much has been built up for her to not get healed for...what? shock value?

[minor ore]

Marco died that way to put the last nail in the coffin of the flaws that Gyro's philosophy had. Holly is (built) different.

Wait if josuke is jesus, and holly is like, holy Mary, what happened to holy Mary after Jesus's reserection

That may be a clue

[runic adder]

what did happen to holy mary?

[minor ore]

Wait I'll look it up

[runic adder]

and again, not everything is 1:1

jesus wasnt a person with 4 balls

[sick gate]

are you sure

[hard meteor]

Yeah she’ll most likely be fine we still need to give some exposition on things

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

Idk

Lmao

If you look into it, everything has a little meaning

[runic adder]

holy tsurugi fusion less gooo

wait

her soul was recieved by jesus

holy shit

josuke holy fusion

[minor ore]

"as currency"

[hard meteor]

josuke gains tits

[minor ore]

YEEESSS

That "falling asleep" part is kinda

Suspicious

Natural death my ass

[runic adder]

i mean, she does have comas

[uneven tendon]

And Gappy needs a mother

[minor ore]

No

What

[runic adder]

yea when holy gets healed shes gonna drop some huge info bombs

[minor ore]

Kinda unrelated, but you remember the bite marks that give people Stands? What if Johnny's corpse is projecting his bug bite fetish onto other people and gives them Stands this way.

[runic adder]

johnny turned into a bug after death

[minor ore]

Yeah johnny is 100% connected to the shit around morioh

[runic adder]

have we seen any other bleeding bite marks aside from josuke?

[runic adder]

its almost confirmed hes a corpse lmao

[uneven tendon]

Zach, stop with the coping, Holly will live

[molten crane]

yasuho and joshu had them

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

bleeding

bite marks

did anyone else have a bleeding one

[molten crane]

oh

[runic adder]

because well, bleeding indicates freshness

[hard meteor]

Apparently kiras corpse had them too it mentioned “self inflicted bite marks belonging to the victim”

[runic adder]

what?

[uneven tendon]

Tbh I don't get how people like Karera or Mamezuku got Stands, since I doubt they were at the Wall Eyes

[runic adder]

tf

well, they could still have visited the wall eyes

[uneven tendon]

The Guardians of the corpse of part 8

[runic adder]

its 'the holy ground of morioh'

[minor ore]

Maybe Johnny is still alive and is just biting random people because of the brain damage he got from the rock (while running away from the police)

[uneven tendon]

But why would Mamezuku be there

[runic adder]

where did he bite himself?

[runic adder]

idk

[sinful bramble]

For instance, people like Ojiro got their stands due to living near Wall Eyes I think

[runic adder]

you're the one that thinks mamezuku kept gyros corpse

[runic adder]

yep

ojiros house is near the wall eyes

[sinful bramble]

So I don’t see why Makezuku wouldn’t have coincidentally been near them

Mamezuku*

[runic adder]

again, its the entirety of morioh that is labelled a holy ground by lucy

[uneven tendon]

Ojiro's house getting destroyed by the earthquake is a reference to Araki

[runic adder]

wall eyes did not cause equivalent exchange

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

i think wall eyes is responsible for bite marks, but not for stands or equivalent exchange

[uneven tendon]

I wonder why Ojiro became such an asshole

I guess we'll never know

[runic adder]

since equivalent exchange is confirmed to have been a prior phenomenon before wall eyes

[minor ore]

Isn't it confirmed that the bite marks = Stand bestowing

[runic adder]

i never mentioned anything concerning bite marks being related to stands

[uneven tendon]

Also Pata, what were the flaws with Gyro's beliefs?

[minor ore]

Wall Eyes is responsible for bite marks
but not for Stands

[runic adder]

i am aware they do not bestow stands

[uneven tendon]

Naiveté?

[runic adder]

i am saying the wall eyes are not what brings about stands in other people

does that not prove your point?

that i also share with you

[uneven tendon]

I wonder why Joshu got such a cool Stand

Also technically Yasuho had Paisley Park before Wall Eyes, so that aspect seems to have been somewhat retconned

[runic adder]

it could be "awakening" stands

as in knowing of their existence

but yasuho doesnt really know her stand until later

[uneven tendon]

I also wish parts 7 and 8 were more connected

[runic adder]

they are very connected lol

moreso than a lot of other parts imo

[minor ore]

I guess Naiveté is one way to put it. Basically both Valentine and Gyro believing that nothing at all is predetermined and action must be taken to change the entire course of history (just on different scales I guess), but it's proven wrong to both throughout SBR.

[delicate burrow]

punmbkin

[runic adder]

hows it proven wrong?

[hard meteor]

Doesn’t specify where he got bit for some reason only that he had a set that was self inflicted

[hazy snow]

lmfao

[uneven tendon]

I like how the moral of Jojo is basically "you got a shitty life? Cope"

[runic adder]

strange

fingerprints?

[hazy snow]

damn i forgot how hot yashuo was

[uneven tendon]

Do you think the anime will have both of her outfits?

Or just the 2nd one

[runic adder]

probably the more used one

its more iconic

both are good imo

this one is the best tho

sailor yasuho

[minor ore]

The tennis ball hits the net philosophy? It's been thrown around countless times in SBR, and is essentially the entire conflict of Gyro's story. Marco is proof that his ignorance of this philosophy was quite pointless, considering that Marco was freed and died from factors completely out of Gyro's hands.

It's not to say that you shouldn't put matters into your hands whatsoever, but being overly involved with these type of things won't lead anywhere.

[runic adder]

i see

[uneven tendon]

Yasuho's a mid name tbh

I prefer the name Haruno

[minor ore]

I prefer the shut up

:(

[runic adder]

what is even the point of the wall eyes

is it just for aesthetic purposes

[patent merlin]

to introduce haruno

[hard meteor]

I guess it look cool and Grant stands

[runic adder]

i suppose it is a bit more interesting than just seaside

[runic adder]

grants stands

[uneven tendon]

I think the Wall Eyes were created for promotional purposes

[hard meteor]

does it not do that

[runic adder]

it does not

ojiros childhood home was where the wall eyes were located yea, but that indicates before the wall eyes appeared he got his stand

daiya fell into a hole before the wall eyes formed there

[minor ore]

The wall eyes are like

[runic adder]

josefumi already had soft and wet, why would josuke need a bite mark to grant it

[minor ore]

Why gappy exists

[runic adder]

they arent, equivalent exchange existed before wall eyes

[hard meteor]

Oh I get what you’re saying

[uneven tendon]

And if she gets a New Locacaca, she will get her eyesight back instead of having a shitty Stand

[hard meteor]

It’s not the wall eyes itself but the land

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

yes

which is probably cuz of johnny

[hard meteor]

Ye

[minor ore]

Ok but you need a new rokakaka and the wall eyes to fuse

[runic adder]

but then how were the wall eyes form?

what purpose do they serve in the series?

[uneven tendon]

2011 Earthquake

[hard meteor]

And you raise a good point,why does josuke even have a bitemark

[runic adder]

that does not answer anything

[minor ore]

Higashikata family rock disease Exchange

[runic adder]

im aware they happened on the night after the earthquake

[runic adder]

again, equivalent exchange existed before wall eyes

[minor ore]

And so did stands

*bitemarks

[uneven tendon]

What if Araki meant to draw Josefumi's bite mark, but instead he draw a birthmark?

[runic adder]

the land of morioh is what causes equivalent exchange

[uneven tendon]

[hard meteor]

Ok that would be funny

[minor ore]

The wall eyes granted stands before the uplifting

So yeah

Wtf is it even about

[uneven tendon]

So that means a Caato and Tooru fusion would be pretty easy

[minor ore]

No

Thats

No

[uneven tendon]

Well, we should know how male and female genitalia work together when it's opposite genders

[runic adder]

and his bite mark is a special case as well because its the only bite mark we have ever seen bleeding!

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

What does that have to do with anything

[runic adder]

not really, they both still have to be inside of the wall eyes

which is kind of hard to do for two entire human bodies

[heavy ledge]

who said josefumi

[uneven tendon]

Which is next to the house

[heavy ledge]

imma kick your butt

[runic adder]

there are the shrines

yea

[minor ore]

And eat the new rokakakka!!!!!!

I think

Wait

[runic adder]

dont even

i have gotten into so many arguments over how the locacaca doesnt grant fusion

ffs

[minor ore]

How did the higashikatas not fuse

Then

[uneven tendon]

What if the harvested things after the flash forward would be Joshu's mushrooms?

Not the Locacaca

Araki baited us

[minor ore]

How do the higashikatas not fuse everytime they enter the shrine then!!!

They only exhange

Or

Wait

What

[runic adder]

is this how the typical higashikata looks when they exchange

[hard meteor]

Wait people think locacaca causes fusion

[runic adder]

they do

they really do

[uneven tendon]

Technically Araki can cause fusions, and he created both

[runic adder]

and thats what happened to josefumi and kira, the problem is how both of them healed?

[uneven tendon]

So the Locacaca can cause fusions if Araki wants so

[runic adder]

both were completely intact

[minor ore]

Is that her mom

[runic adder]

aside from the testicles

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[heavy ledge]

yera get out theres spoiler

[uneven tendon]

Gamer mom

[runic adder]

yes huge spoilers in this chat

[runic adder]

drinking mom

[uneven tendon]

She's both

[runic adder]

crippling alcoholic mom

[uneven tendon]

[heavy ledge]

also i forgot that yasuho had visual problems

like how do u say it

when u need glasses

[hard meteor]

Gamer mom

[runic adder]

visually impaired?

oh yea, forgot she wore contacts

[heavy ledge]

i thought visually impaired meant blind

but fancy

[runic adder]

well, theres also legally blind

not every kind of 'blind' is fully blind

its complicated

but yea i may be wrong on visually impaired

[uneven tendon]

Fuck Yasuho, she's anti gaming

Josuke doesn't deserve her smh

[hard meteor]

😔

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

Can’tl believe yasuho doesn’t respect gamers

[minor ore]

Wait its kinda late

The rokakaka doesn't cause

Ok

Yeah

[uneven tendon]

And she has shit eyesight AND she is short

She will ruin the bloodline

[runic adder]

how short is yasuho

[uneven tendon]

166cm

[minor ore]

166~

[runic adder]

i see

[minor ore]

Oh nice

[runic adder]

i dont know cm entirely

[minor ore]

Gappy is an official member of Anti-Shortcel Coalition

[uneven tendon]

Actually I think 166cm is tall in Japan

[runic adder]

taller than average slightly

[uneven tendon]

1 point for Josuke x Yasuho IG

[hard meteor]

So she’s like 5’4

Damn

[runic adder]

yep

not super short tbh

still smaller than some girls ik

[uneven tendon]

5'5.5

[minor ore]

Someone calculate Karera's height through like 2 panels

Quick

[runic adder]

lol

[uneven tendon]

We can't

[runic adder]

we would need to know gappys height for that

[hard meteor]

I guess josuke would be like 5’7 he doesn’t seem all that taller from yasuho

[minor ore]

Clearly you never read JoJolion

[runic adder]

he is not that much taller

[uneven tendon]

I think that's more of an height inconsistency than an actual indicator

[minor ore]

Depending on who you ask, it's either 6inches or 4.5

[uneven tendon]

Gappy is supposed to be above average, so probably around 178cm

[runic adder]

lmao they calculated his boner

[minor ore]

One possibility that the picture missed is that Gappy's hair is actually shaped exactly like his hat

[uneven tendon]

It's okay, Araki also forgot

[runic adder]

i mean, it doesnt really have to be shown

its an unnecessary detail in the first place

[golden latch]

Good to know we have a jojo with a confirmed dick size

[uneven tendon]

I like those little details, like how Norisuke needs glasses to read or how Ojiro trashes everything

[golden latch]

Pretty small compared to his ancestors and alt unis

[hard meteor]

Reminds of that one page where yasuho takes his hat for 3 seconds and it’s magically back on his head in the next panel

[runic adder]

gotta prevent gappys hair from being shown

the running theme of sbrverse jojos is we will never see their current hair

[minor ore]

One thing I always like to HC is that the most beefed up characters in JoJo are actually the smallest when it comes to those matters.

[uneven tendon]

Maybe Josuke is the Diavolo counterpoint because they are both demonic beings?

[minor ore]

Jonathan is an official admin of r/SmallDickProblems

[uneven tendon]

I think you mean 2nd Jonathan, AKA Johnny

[minor ore]

Johnny is literally Libertarian Guys with Asian Wives

k

Uhm-

Tsuguri yashuo is a thing

And we must make it into an emoji

[uneven tendon]

No

[hard meteor]

no

[delicate burrow]

more joshu emoji would be nice

||or tooru emoji lmao||

[minor ore]

||The JJL server has those||

[runic adder]

no tooru emote is a crime

[minor ore]

[runic adder]

even if another server has them

[minor ore]

||||

[runic adder]

it only goes on hiatus like 1-2 times a year

[minor ore]

I'm pissed

[runic adder]

which is pretty great for a monthly manga

[minor ore]

It's really more of a joke than anything

[runic adder]

that has been running for 30 years

[minor ore]

I support it

[runic adder]

no ik its a joke but im just saying

[minor ore]

If he needs more time to make a chapter, then he takes that time

[runic adder]

jojos consistency of timing is impressive

[minor ore]

It comes out better anyway

WE HAVE DIGIORNOS PIZZA

SO IM PISSDD OFF

Whogb

[uneven tendon]

[hazy snow]

araki is 60 years old allow the man

to take breaks

[minor ore]

Also, I was scrolling the fan stand subreddit or whatever, and they proposed like a part 8 stand

[runic adder]

isnt that...

doggy style?

[minor ore]

I thought this was okay, until I found out what the song was

[runic adder]

what song is it

only song i know called unravel is the tokyo ghoul one

[minor ore]

It's that one.

[runic adder]

lmfao

[minor ore]

Why

[runic adder]

what are the powers of unravel exactly

[delicate burrow]

Most iconic panels in manga history: Number 1-

[minor ore]

https://www.reddit.com/r/fanStands/comments/n2o77u/drew_one_of_my_other_friends_a_stand_say_hello_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[analog isle]

I have started to read jojolion

[minor ore]

It allows him to decompose certain sections of his body, turning them into gas

Or something

[analog isle]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[runic adder]

nice! i hope you enjoy it

[analog isle]

Thnx

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Like, I don't judge, but seriously, what a weeb move

[delicate burrow]

So where are u now?

[analog isle]

How did you know i was talking about jouskes balls

[minor ore]

That's very anticlimactic for a Part 8 Stand lol.

[minor ore]

Thankfully, it's only a fan stand

[runic adder]

what?

[minor ore]

The name.

[runic adder]

sounds like dr wu with gas tbh

[runic adder]

ohhh ok

thought you were referring to something i did lol

[delicate burrow]

**nutte **king call > D4C

[runic adder]

yea the name is weird

doesnt quite work for the stand itself

[minor ore]

and frankly stupid

In my opinion

[runic adder]

yea

[hazy snow]

nut king call

[delicate burrow]

nut

king

call

[minor ore]

That being said though, I do have this little headcanon of mine where I find names for some stands could be better

[molten crane]

interesting

[minor ore]

Like for example, I think "Child of Vision" could be a better name for Moody Blues

[delicate burrow]

That is the joshu shrine

click one of the emotes to recieve a blessing

[minor ore]

prolly not

[hazy snow]

i don't like ya cut

[minor ore]

Relatable

[lean canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-part8-where-the-fuck-is-the-jojolion-araki-gif-18650327

[runic adder]

[patent merlin]

when the birthmark is gone!

[runic adder]

im talking about the location

[uneven tendon]

What is that fan coloring

[runic adder]

its a good fan coloring

i like josefumi there

[delicate burrow]

yeah josefumi looks real noice B)

[molten crane]

mhm

[heavy ledge]

baby boi

the worst part of being alive is that josefumi doesnt exist

[delicate burrow]

kinda sad ;-;

[pallid void]

Kira Yoshikage(parte 4) vs Kira Yoshikage(part 8),wins Kira Yoshikage

[heavy ledge]

[delicate burrow]

ah yes

kira vs kira = kira wins

bruh

[molten crane]

the kira meant to be dumb vs the kira meant to be smart

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[molten crane]

like part 8 kira clearly wins the fight idk how anyone could say part 4 wins

[delicate burrow]

I mean, what type of part 4 kira, with or not with BZD

[olive bobcat]

BTD isnt much use in a 1v1 fight

[delicate burrow]

(bites za dusto)

[olive bobcat]

yasuhos dog

[delicate burrow]

So, Cd vs S&W vs KN?

[delicate burrow]

l0l

[hard meteor]

he would probably lose even with bites the dust

unless he just carries around hayato at all times

[near cedar]

Bites the Dust can't help you in a fight

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[near cedar]

He does that in All Star Battle lol

[pallid void]

Part 8 kira can summon multiple sha

[delicate burrow]

But i was just asking tho?

I mean

Kira yoshikage (p4) seems more likely to be the standard one

[near cedar]

Standard?

[pallid void]

But part 4 kira can do quite explosions

[olive bobcat]

doesnt matter in a 1v1 that much

[pallid void]

Well

[delicate burrow]

Kira Yoshikage and Kosaku kawajiri (kira but with extra steps lmao)

[pallid void]

Part 8 kira is the best

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[analog isle]

also about part 4 kira cant he just make a bullet a bomb and then shoot it at jouske? Like even if he grabs it its still a bomb

[kind owl]

@analog isle, Your Hamon Rank is now level 11 !

[analog isle]

Shut.

[delicate burrow]

yeah but p8 kira has MANY funny tank that goes "KOCHI WO MIROOOO"

[runic adder]

yea i think thats possible

but using a gun? only pucci would think of that

[analog isle]

Okay then

But isnt there no wait time between making a bomb, blowing it up and making a new one?

Hold on go to #diamond-is-unbreakable

[runic adder]

im pretty sure he can set a timer delay

[analog isle]

Yea

[runic adder]

so if he turned a bullet into a bomb

he just has to embed it in josuke

and then boom

[hazy snow]

dog would die in first 5 seconds of the fight

[heavy ledge]

mm i wish to be kochi o miro'ed by the surgeon

[delicate burrow]

"oh yeah fill me up with explosive heat seeking tanks daddy 💦 🥵 "

[heavy ledge]

i kinda wanna do it the other way round tho

i dont have a stand

[delicate burrow]

Easy

just buy a ticket to Egypt and use an arrow B)

[near cedar]

Kochi wo miro* iirc

[delicate burrow]

Oh sorry

[hazy snow]

koichi wo miro

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojos-bizarre-adventure-diu-jojo-koichi-koichi-hirose-jojo-renatojxd-gif-16057945

explodes

[hazy snow]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-thats-hot-cool-amazed-gif-13488740

rip only found gifs of koichi blowing

[delicate burrow]

blowing what 👀

found this gem tho

yes

[golden latch]

One of the first things my friend showed me from Jojo was that Koichi pose

So I was thinking it was going to be a weird 70s disco type setting

[delicate burrow]

Au where jojo is just disco dancing

[minor ore]

go on jackbox.tv and write yxns as the code

[delicate burrow]

why?

[runic adder]

reddit moment

[near cedar]

The meteor didn't happen during part 3........

Fucking

[elfin pollen]

Look son

[runic adder]

part 3 takes place millenias ago didnt you know?

[hard meteor]

lol redditors and their crackpot cope theorys

[runic adder]

its not even a cope its just such a stupid theory

[minor ore]

you got hazin hotel on your profilei ain't listening to you

[near cedar]

Who does

[runic adder]

glitch affects

[elfin pollen]

As you can see you have fallen into my trap

[runic adder]

like, the jorge joestar story or the 9th jojo will be named jorge?

ok

[near cedar]

Oh

[runic adder]

...both?

i need to read jorge joestar lmao

[delicate burrow]

jorge joeman for part 9 seems like a dream

[runic adder]

lmao josukes last name becomes joeman

[minor ore]

józef jorwaski

[delicate burrow]

joske but sailor joeman

tf was this interaction lmfao

[lean canyon]

Interesting.

[delicate burrow]

Yeah 🤔

[near cedar]

Giorno exists!? He's real!? :o

[delicate burrow]

Its probably cause italy

although

Jiorno does sound cursed af

[near cedar]

It's not even his real name tho

Haruno

[runic adder]

i think its pronounced 'jo' in japanese, i may be wrong on that
ofc doesnt change the fact its still spelled gio

ye but cuz of japanese it doesnt accommodate the "gio"
its just gonna sound like jo

idk when i hear bruno yell for giorno it only ever sounds like "JORNO" to me

i see

fun fact: by reading the roses of versailles, you can easily predict the plot of jojolion by the many parallels to jojolion in the book

the book contains every single answer to every mystery in jojolion

i have no idea

i havent read the book

there better be a lion tho

irony

[hazy snow]

Harvest?

[hard meteor]

ye

[runic adder]

get out of this channel

you are super early into jjl

[hard meteor]

oh i forgot your'e not caught up yet

[runic adder]

up above is a very spoiler image

shigechi is the locacaca cultivator

[hazy snow]

idk

but i'll be proceeding

with expectations of shigechi appearig

[runic adder]

there is someone in jjl

thats like shigechi

but hes like, 10x sexier

[hard meteor]

yeah

and tarkus lol

[runic adder]

my favorite shigechi

kinda sucks shigechi was used up as simply a racer

like did araki not know he would be putting part 8 in morioh? kinda weird

[hard meteor]

a bit weird

guess he just didnt know a way to fit him into part 8

[runic adder]

yea

[delicate burrow]

I thought poor tom looked like shigechi tho?

i mean

they both have awf- amazing hair styles

and both are nuisance

and both get died in a horrible way

||(but poor tom was kinda of an asshole tho)||

Shigechi was good

But ngl

Ozone baby fight is top tier fight

Lmao

[runic adder]

shigechi and poor tom are definitely parallels i think

[runic adder]

and both try to pick up chicks

[delicate burrow]

yeah

[runic adder]

both get killed by the mv

[olive bobcat]

caato didnt kill poor tom?!?!

:)

[delicate burrow]

jobin aint mv tho?

[runic adder]

she didnt!!!111!!

[runic adder]

jobin didnt kill poor tom

[delicate burrow]

POGRES

:O

[runic adder]

we dont exactly know how it killed him but he died to calamity

[delicate burrow]

jobin did cause the fire tho lmao

[delicate burrow]

dumb --->

[runic adder]

jobin caused the fire but i dont see any burns on shigechi

lmao same

[runic adder]

nooooo dont say that

jobin is my favvvvv

[delicate burrow]

jobin did fire

bad jobin

bad jobin

[runic adder]

[runic adder]

nae nae

[delicate burrow]

haruno shot cringe nae nae baby to death

||mfw go to public jjba roblox game and there is nobody||

[runic adder]

oh damn

its basically a redraw but it still means the birthmark was intentional

but its still before vitamin c

[winter spade]

The birthmark only shows up when araki wants to highlight it for a purpose

Otherwise he tends to ignore drawing it

[runic adder]

yea

kira and josefumi have both only been shown with a birthmark once

technically if we count this redraw, its two for josefumi

[winter spade]

It’s position doesn’t make any sense either since that also changes based on the current perspective

It can be seen from a front view in some shots and not others, sometimes clothing over the shoulder blocks it, sometimes it doesn’t

[hard meteor]

yeah the birthmarks are wacky

[winter spade]

Basically don’t worry too much about it

[runic adder]

as long as jojolion doesnt end without josefumi explanation we're set

[true ore]

there is only one thing in jojolion that canonically contradicts haruno's existence

and i am sad about it

[sick gate]

false

[true ore]

the boy in the going underground/born this way arc

that josuke makes open the door

has the ladybug on his shirt

which

idk if that changes much

but

its kinda like the haruno reference

[sick gate]

that’s Haruno’s son

[true ore]

okay

[sick gate]

Haruno is my grandfather

[true ore]

the kid wasnt named haruno

but the shirt he was wearing had a bubble

and a ladybug

[near cedar]

Wha

He didn't have his arm removed cuz of a calamity

[delicate burrow]

this proves that joshu is extremely powerfull

and he's best lmao

[rocky charm]

It doesn't say he does

[delicate burrow]

:)

[near cedar]

I read becomes as because

[willow crystal]

Did it say it was removed because of a calamity?

[runic adder]

joshu just built different fr

[near cedar]

Whoops

[willow crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/joshu-joshu-higashikata-jojolion-jojo-nut-king-call-gif-18608309

NOOOO

[runic adder]

erik has made a mistake

[near cedar]

He didn't survive two fatal calamities, if they were fatal he'd be dead

[runic adder]

unprecedented times

[runic adder]

they look pretty fatal to me

[willow crystal]

Big fact

[delicate burrow]

||Chad joshu is gonna be the one to kill caato ngl||

[runic adder]

nah

[near cedar]

Nah

Tooru gonna do that

After he exchanges with her

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-the-wonder-of-you-jojolion-gif-17297987

#toorugang4life

[runic adder]

tooru nation

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-tooru-jojolion-jojolion-jojo-jojos-gif-20883794

[willow crystal]

Joshu Nation when?

[delicate burrow]

now

[hard meteor]

right now

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/689178088818606171/788496532215169064/Joshu_nation.gif

[minor ore]

Wassup..

What's going on?

[hard meteor]

nuthin really

[minor ore]

Oh.

cool I guess

Tsurugi definitely has the rock disease tho

Too much evidence not to say otherwise..

[heavy ledge]

ive just canonized haruno

i feel like im his other father

[delicate burrow]

haruno is now canon

hoorayyyyy

[rocky charm]

How far are you

[minor ore]

Cool

[minor ore]

I'm on the part where.joshu does a rape attempt on yashuo

[rocky charm]

Ah, so you've just met Tsurugi

[minor ore]

Yeah

He has rock disease

Its obvious

He's in quarantine

Hes talking about a curse

Of a first child

[delicate burrow]

[minor ore]

So if that's the case

Jobin also had rock disease

[heavy ledge]

it took me 8 hours to concentrate and finish it in 2 hours

[delicate burrow]

Lmao

[minor ore]

And he's still alive

So I guess I have to continue reading to find out how

My bets on caato

[delicate burrow]

Wait

OOOOH

Bidoof

its you lmao

[minor ore]

She probably did something like johnny and transfered it to her somehow

[delicate burrow]

i legit didn't notice lmao

[minor ore]

Yeah lmfao

[rocky charm]

Oh fuck I didn't recognize you lmao

[delicate burrow]

cause of the pfp

[minor ore]

Lol

[delicate burrow]

wry.mp4 who interested >:)

[minor ore]

Caato cured jobin

Is my prediction

Or noriusuke

And he's slowly dying from the disease

But that wouldn't make sense

Since its fast with its affects

So there has to be a cure

Like an herb or specific food or somethin idk

Hell it could be any food

Or herb

THE CURE COULD BE JOSUKE LOL

Why tf is yashuo wet?

OH YEAH

[heavy ledge]

r e a d

[runic adder]

josuke kinda drippy

[minor ore]

T h a t s w h a t I m d o i n g -_-

[hard meteor]

Might wanna rephrase that

[minor ore]

Joshu has nuts underwear lol

[runic adder]

you'll get cancelled in this channel if you say joshus a rapist

[primal lintel]

^

[delicate burrow]

Hey guys

[sudden nymph]

Unbased sentence

[near cedar]

Lmao

[primal lintel]

what was it, if it wasnt a rape attempt

[lucid locust]

[minor ore]

oh get over it

[delicate burrow]

So ima make a poll on the most popular characters in jojolion

[primal lintel]

bidoof is about to throw the entire jjl chat into chaos

[delicate burrow]

Yall wanna participate?

[primal lintel]

kei

end of poll

[runic adder]

great

[lucid locust]

Joshu

[runic adder]

include literally every character

[delicate burrow]

yes

lmao

[sudden nymph]

Joshu being a idiot

[primal lintel]

damo

[runic adder]

like, even that one kid in born this way with the giorno clothes

[delicate burrow]

even yasuho mom

[near cedar]

Dead civilian number 5

[delicate burrow]

and haruno ofc

[primal lintel]

pretty sure a rape attempt is pretty idiotic

[runic adder]

yes

[near cedar]

At least 99.9% of us agree Daiya is an attempted rapist

[primal lintel]

^

ngl that was pretty messed up tho

[hard meteor]

The only idiotic part you could argue there is him somehow miss hearing josuke’s name for his

[sudden nymph]

True but I still don’t consider it rape (I’m not defending that it was ok I’m just saying by definition it wasn’t rape)

[minor ore]

CAATO OR NORI CURED JOBIN

OR HERB

[runic adder]

and immediately undressing a girl after he misunderstands her saying josuke