#jojolion
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4 balls!
I did
Yeee thanks liam
Like I said yesterday, Gyro's corpse will come into play
if gappy has 4 balls does haruno have no balls and 2 times the size of a regular pp
Tooru has it on him, and that's why only Gappy's bubbles could hit him
no, he has 2 seperate ones
😳
and just 1 tit
Also, Hatsuke has one of the best low quality face expressions ever. This being a close second
And we know Karera also learns to design things on her laptop
“Activate Windows”
wait
really?
can you show me a panel of that
gappys brain logs out when something suggestive occurs
Yeah, she said she wants to be a fashion designer
But because she can't draw, she does it on her laptop
woah
she can draw stars on shoulders that shouldnt have them
LMAO
Honestly, Josefumi's story works best with him not being a Joestar
it is still sad
They are just good friends
Why Araki hates Joshu so much
@fair dagger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
He did nothing wrong
he doesnt hate him
hes been slowly building him up
every trial and error brings him closer to the W
FTR is a Haruno denier
Unbased
If Araki hated Joshu, then why he gave him Josuke's original ability and his own arc?
And gave him multiple funny and heroic moments

Yeah
jesus died at the end :(
joshu is god
Oh
dont get it mixed up
sorry
But if Josuke is Jesus, And joshu is god, then Jojolion is the bible right?
Yeah obviously
it is
Why ask a question with such an obvious answer?
Wdym which heroic moments
Well said
Saving Yasuho from Jobin, defending his family from Caato
Helping Josuke in Shakedown Road
Nah, peak male performance is Damo
@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
And trying to defend Yasuho from both the plane door and Tooru himself
And even went through an exchange to save her
Ooooo are we talking about lord joshu????
Be like Joshu, stay loyal to your friends and family, and keep moving forward
No matter how life gets tough
^^^
Joshu is a very good character, I would even consider him a second protagonist
Joshuphobes go to hell, but Joshu appreciators get a special VIP in Heaven


Yea whatever
Yoooo
tooru is pog
Translation for the uncultured:
"You may be our mother, but you're not our mom. I'm going to make you leave this family alone, witch."
🍻
promote all Tooruphobes
Joshu is mega based who agree
*Who knows
joshuphobes 🤢
joshu enjoyers who accept he has more character development than koichi 

he's Arakis best character by far
Joshu figure is all i want in life
Yoooo based caro
Also part 9
I agree
It's unfortunate that the anime will give us more Joshuphobes than Joshu appreciators
Yes
What about part 9 with Joshu as the mentor
I guess Joshuphobes are yasuho stans
unless the stories of him being a vampire are true, then maaaybe
IDK man, dude still looks very young
Nah real yasuho stans are also joshu truthers
Caato wasnt an enemy at all + jobin didnt really mean to directly kill her but Yasuho still has been ungrateful with Joshu after losing his arm
The only Jojolion character I hate is the hair clip rock insect

ok who agree: calamidad
@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
What
What are you talking about lol
He was actively trying to kill her and ensure she died in that toilet
It was very much direct
Yeah but Yasuho doesnt know it was him, still was ungrateful after saving her life and losing an arm
who agree?
Now we are talking of Jobin I guess
He straight up tried to flush her down the toilet
And Caato threatened his dad and made him freak out
Question; Yall agree that Wonder of You (The song) is a banger tho?
Banger of You
Yes
Wait hold on I should rephrase that
yes
Banger of You (not Watanabe)
Yes
Of course
When you realize NKC is so OP that Araki can't give it any fair fights
The only Stand that managed to beat NKC is a Stand created by a saint's corpse
who better: Doggystyle or Stone Free
Oh I get it that's why he attacked Rai's house
Yeah
King of nut calls 
Tooru's rock human biology allowed him to absorb the corpse much better than normal humans
Which is also why only Spin could hit him
what if there is actual rock humans on our planet
what if the governmet has the rokakaka??!??!?
WHAT IF STANDS EXIST!?!!?!??!?!
Wait, you guys don't have Stands?
I do, doesn't everybody?
my stand is depresson
Depressonthese nuts
Nah my stand is wired it sux lmao
Star Platinum literally sucks
yeah but i prefer killing myself over wire in mouth
touche
haha so does ur mom lmao roasted
dam i feel sad now 
this is the type of stuff joshu haters read:
CBR<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<everything that exists in this planet
They said giorno even without ger
Soft and wets starter kit literally melts through every other jojo except for jotaro
Obviously, it's Jonathan
No its not
Yes it is
S&W can't melt ur mom cause she so fat haha lmoa roasted
@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
The article says base GE is the best joestar stand
That was uncalled for
Lmao
Imagine if there is a stand that just killed people by telling them yo mama jokes and making people depressed
But not as busted as Nut King Call
No
Which has a 50% chance of beating it
*Destroy everything
Josuke can just shoot joshu sadly
he can win legit
not if joshu uses the best ability in jjba
bullshit
He has to touch josuke first
false
Cant touch josuke if youre shot
No it needs to be touching
Joshu uses the power of [fate] to win
proof now
But Zach, Joshu has access to the Infinite Nut
Proof?
Sorry but
That was his own tongue
NKC in action
oh true
uh
he didn't touch
kaato
he pointed at her
Nut king call is inconsistent
you can't use that as an excuse
I don't care
Joshu best ability is to be able to ***screw *** and nut
nut king call doesn't need to touch, it just has a short range
Then why didnt he unscrew tooru
I dont think so
Because he wanted to beat him up real good
is joke
But didnt land a hit
He did, that's why Tooru was flying in the air
calamity power wouldn't let him i guess
Ok legit real talk
But luckily our boy kept moving
And in the next chapter, he will finally get the chance to beat up Tooru
"You shit-eating bitch, take this!" Dohyaa
Is Joshu's stand broken cause he can mess with the Joestar's most known ability, punching?
dohyaaa~
joshu valentine confirmed?
sad!
joshu can beat D4C who agree
base d4c? easily
joshu cant beat only one stand and we all know who it is
the piece of the airplane lmao haha
The only Stand Joshu can't beat is Hermit Purple
best boy <3
💪
best boy ❤️
no that's haruno
this is the skin i want for my minecraft girlfriend B)
omg dont my boyfriend made me do anasui & jolyne skins with him
Can't joshu unscrew hermit purple's vines and person cant use his stand?
But unfortunately Araki reminded us that nothing is without sacrifice, so kek guy died the same day as Haruno's birthday
😔
He's a good man
You deserved each other
no he isnt. he burned down my cottage

and then stole my shit
Lisen here
hes a terrible person
should the server make a jojo mine server tho?
Very sad, only epic people can use the joshu skin
like me B)
😎
we've done part 8 on roblox
pog
Can you also have Joshu and Karera?
Have tooru too
i aint rich 😭
cant be jojolion without tooru
he has a joshu cosplay ik that
or damo
Can’t have jojolion without haruno

he likes tooru so he'll probably get one soon
Unlike tooru
indeed, forces me to do roblox cosplays with him
Tooru is a wonderful boyfriend
But he loves the New Locacaca more than Yasuho
And I can't blame him, Yasuho did disrespect Joshu
he lov burg
Burger is tooru gf
Guys, ima legit say this but...
@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !
||JOSHU IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN ALL OF MANGA HISTORY||
if you say "but" im going to comit not rule
it's just facts
Agreed
I don't believe anyone can deny the truth
people can argue about it as much as they like but in the end we all know we're right
this is the truth.
the nut king
Google is spittin FAX
I like how Jojo is just Joshu
yeah that is true
google knows he made the series
calamidad
when is that from?
yeah but caato’s arc is unfinished
even with haruno's arc finished, he's too important
i really think the way he left with karera was narratively satisfying
definitely
look i want him to come back as much as you but i don’t feel like araki has written it that way
its possible
we're in the endgame of jojolion for sure
for him to bring back caato, haruno, and karera in the span of 10-15 chapters? it is a bit far-fetched
why diavolo got inf death and not him?
it sucks that he got sniped tho
even though it was probably one of haruno’s most badass scenes
??? 🤨
why josuke got the soft and wet instead killer queen
wdym
WHAT
*stone ocean
becaus joske is epic B)
i already read stone ocean lol
straw..pedo?
yeah?'
henry stikmin
then read sbr instead of hanging out asking questions that youll get an answer to eventually
if you dont know strawpedo is a drinking trick drinking a beer in one stroke with a straw
tsurugi is probably getting censored
OK BRO
I am not going to google that thank you
eh, its seinin, they can get away with a lot
Yea def
ok
he risked to die 7 times at least
Tsurugi's 10, actually
tsurugi is 2 :troll_face:
Time has passed since I Am A Rock and Paper Moon King
like 2 weeks
@fair dagger My dude, tsurugi's birthday is said to be right around the corner
JJL takes place over a couple months
2 weeks have passed since Ozone Baby
just like many of the parts
Wish we could get some concrete dates like Parts 4 and 6
I didn’t realize you were talking in universe time for a second
new jojolion chapter every 2 weeks?
Discussion time: What are yall's opinion over norisuke's stand, king nothing?
you mean volumes
he was 9 but he turns 10 in the wou arc
hes also listed as 10 in the volumes
i love it bc it was my favourite song before getting into jojos
was hyped when i found out it was a stand
you like Poor Tom?
@fair dagger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
nah i was talking bout king nothing
It is a legit awesome song, but i feel like araki could make him a little bit more interessting
I think S&W and WoU fight was kinda empty
It seemed like too much of a situacional stand
Like, suddenly Norisuke had a super useful stand that conviniently has an ability to discover the enemy
wait who is norisuke I forgot
its convenient both times its been utilized
Yea
its a cool stand,even if it doesnt get used much
I love norisuke tho
wbo is norisuke
he's such a cool and well made character
The guy with the funny bubble hair that is the father of the higashikata children
funny valentine as a father
yos
Wait
i have made a disturbing conection
I still dont see why Jobin killed him
oh no
re read the chapter
also, jobin could have just knocked him unconscious
wdym
or, thought he actually killed norisuke but didnt, just knocked him unconscious
he literally killed 2 people with the same ability
speed king has been used before without killing people
cuz he loves his father
and cares for his family
but he thought he had to kill/attack norisuke
I think Norisuke died
ok
so tooru has been with markiplayer?
Yes
Mark stand is King crimson + D4C on steroids
what ?
"he got that dookie cloud hair"
my friend talking about tooru
Tooru is dripin like a broken faucet with that epic hair
tooru drips swag like a broken faucet where ever he goes
and also does some other things but ya knnow
swag
swag power B)
araki should add that as a stand stat in part 9
someone should make a tier list rateing stands based on thier swag
nut king call SSS tier
Swag power has the ability to kill oponents with za swag B)
fuck yes
who whould have swag power e

e
lucy is like 16 bro ew
Lucy's 14
that is worse
Isn’t it ironic how Erik is the one to point out it’s a joke
I was gonna point that out, but I'm too scared of him
Lmao you don’t have to be scared of Erik

AAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I chose to take that as a compliment
look, he's deciding to spare me is what he's saying lmao
I am quite scared of Tooru
Tooru isn’t really that scary it’s more his ability
I can't go to him, that's what's scary
its ok guys, just stay beneath eriks notice...
and dont blink
CEO can confirm I am indeed a cosmic being
MARIHUANA
tooru smokes weed
Tooru is scary cause you shouldent be scared from a guy who's fashion choices include adding teddy bears to his clothes
that is fucking terrifying
I agree
My eyes
It’s even more terrifying if you think the bears are still alive
he eat the fruit
he looks like if you said joe's name
Fruit is terrifying
Joe Biden
JoJo lion? 🦁

lmao
joske but sailor
yoyolion?
He's German
yoyo
lol
yea exactly
joske but 4 balls
joske but with funi hair
Jo but bubble
joske but
mont
yoooooooooooooooooooo
LES GO
LETS GOOOOOO
LESSS GOOOOO
he will turn a rock human into a convertible
Hey I have a question
@neon tree, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
Do all of the higashikata members have stands with "king" In their name
yes
I thought so
There is one that doesnt, ||probably caato i guess?||
but spoiler
Ohh oki
And tsurugi's stand "paper moon"
||We don't know her Stand name yet, why do people keep assuming it won't have King||
Paper Moon King
Ah gotcha
Its a guess tho, not really sure if it does or doesnt but its more of a speculation
yea, caato might not but so far everyone else has followed the trend
because she doesnt want her life to be decided by men
thats probably her most iconic quote
Tbf she doesn't have a lot of quotes
ok lets make that with jojolion characters
yea
thematically i think it would be cool for her to have a queen stand
or at the very least, her stand be a reference to queen
the band
joske but sailor, yasho, josh, norske, dya, hat, cato, jobi, toru
joske, yasho, rey, jorbin, toro, jooshu
WHOA
Josuke isn't a Higashikata
He's adopted into the family
So he doesn't have a KING Stand
But Soft and Wet is by PRINCE
It’ll evolve into soaKING wet soon enough 
prince also has a song called I Wonder U
funny enough
exactly, caato is divorced
so i dont see why she would have a king stand
and shes also detached from the family, you said it yourself they dont consider her their mom
burning love
i hope
which quote
also nice to see you here, didnt know you were in this server
Stan an independent Queen
caato girlboss
this quote?
i believe i saw that discussion too
he is quite funny for such a menacing stand
yep
also question: ||can i post yt vids that i made on here?||
its a pretty simple vid but im proud of it lol
ima gonna remove the embed for no problems B)
@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !
WHO THE FUCK IS HARUNO HIGASHIKATA
??
This isn't real
There is literally a page on the wiki for him
People have been talking about him for years

he predicted the future what the fuck
107
Thx
Cant resist the sailors
whos haruno
Scroll up
I hate people who put his intro panel in YouTube thumbnails
Sure it’s iconic but it spoils new people so easily
is it like a fan oc or something?
doesnt even appear in the jojo wiki
Yes he does?
Scroll up
its under construction rn
cuz haruno ||reappeared in the latest chapter||
Gaslighting
Is that the name of a fanmade stand or something?
yea its leaked from 108
Oh damn sick
107 is on the 19th
Also JoJolion's 10th year anniversary is on May 19th
is it really? Can't wait to see if they have a special cover for it
Maybe
volume 26 also on the 19th
I can’t wait for haruno to save caato
Haha they are trying to create some kind of a madela effect it seems
have u guys not seen the leaks?
Ok shut up
I'm already sick of this haruno gaslighting thing
^
haruno has got to be my favorite jojolion char
he's so well written
they like brothers
hopefully we can see more of their relationship in 108
they work great off eachother
^
What do you mean, he’s a virtual character in the story
Idk what ur on about but ok
I love that the community as a whole randomly starting doing some dumb shit but I just hope the haruno meme doesnt stay too long and become an overused and unfunny meme like all other jojo memes
tuff
looks like it
yea looks like it
Everytime i look about Haruno i feel like im being gaslighted
Why did u steal the picture of my hand
@heavy ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 19 !
Because he is a thief, just like OG universe Haruno
Geez fuck i cant go back to sleep
I was actually dreaming about haruno and i woke up 10 minutes before a cockroach invaded my space and i freaked the fuck out
I killed it but now my body is racing
wait is that actually ur hand
i just looked it up on twitter
and randomly found it haha
Yeah? I took the picture
WAIT
UR
JoJolion Elitist | 仗世吉良 Kirafumi ⚓☮️ | pfp @nico_giffi
Priv: @Jose25055472
NFSW: 🔞 @lemon__boy_ /
CC: http://curiouscat.qa/jose32551 /
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I DID NOT KNOW THTA
Jshshd tyy
That was lauras
i dont like women but we stan yasuho
I rt from laura
I sketched dr kira getting his shit wrecked today
You should also draw Joshu and Tooru
In the same pic or separately
Both
I have done them separately
Tooru like 3-4 times and joshu once but those are very old and disgusting by now
Time for a remake


Yeah that was so good!
It was
many stands were used only once and then disappeared
Basically most Stands
yes
bruh
yeah
The fact that people are legitimately getting upset over Haruno has to be some of the silliest shit I've seen in a hot minute
She deserved a much better death
No she doesn't
And so is jobin and mamezuku
I mean a death that isn't dogshit
How was that dogshit
But it wasn't dogshit, Kei's death was meaningful and allowed Josuke and Yasuho to defeat Tooru
People just set their expectations high because of "Kei hype"
despite it being classified that she's not a super huge character
Yeah lol
||I find the Haruno character bit not a bad meme. Purely because it shows off the Jojo community's creativity than spamming a show's scene/quote for a change.||
Literally an entire character was created
Nuts.
Haruno best Jojo
I'm intrigued to see how Haruno develops and what his stand will be fully finalized as.
People still deciding between Gold Experience, Killer Queen, King Crimson, or some other stand entirely
Chapter 107 cover
His Stand is Crazy Little Thing
And he also has King Crimson
Might as well give him every Jojo's stand because I've seen it all
Haruno is just so good (credit to Jose)
Blessed
The fabled obliteration...
cauli why would you fall for this
Nah low-key had me like mf Gio was in JJL that's what I get for waking up then checking twitter 💀
god
just kill me
Honestly, the Haruno stuff aside, I really want to see a Giorno namesake dropped in this part
Revamped Golden Experience would be cool
Maybe Holly's Stand could be a merge of Crazy Diamond and Gold Experience?
nah that's unlikely
Crazy Experience 
*Gold Diamond
Gold Diamond: Go Beyond Requiem theories time
I do have a feeling her stand in powerful tho
I saw people saying that the silhouette was her Stand, but isn't that just the Park thing Yasuho has?
i don't so
Kei used Spin to protect her eye, much like how Gyro used Spin to make his leg bulletproof during the Oyecomova fight
maybe she did idk
@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 9 !
I think that's the most likely thing tbh. Araki knows how to troll, but I doubt he would kill off a character in that way.
no he would
kei doesnt know what spin is
yeah
Source? Academic proof?
he probably know what it was but never told anyone about it
and neither did yoshikage(probably), he just inherited it from johnny
Tbf, Kei's death isn't as bad as Kakyoin's
who said kakyoins death was bad
maybe haruno knows spin
all deaths are bad
*good
i think it's unlikely that josefumi had it
Avdol's death is kinda meh tbh
josefumi didnt have spin
kira did
Even Ermes?
ermes died alongside everyone else lol
yeah i just said that
no
besides why doesn't the higashikata family have spin?
and so was rai, jobin and kei
obliterated
in a few seconds
rai took 5 chapters to die bro
rai died ina few pages, thats his spirit talking
so true
He can't be the last Mamezuku
tbh i don't think tooru died. I just think that it's too early lol
hes literally alive
Or dare I say, he can't be the last Zeppeli
i mean it's obvious he ain't dead
Tooru will die
In part 10
Lol
I hope Norisuke kills him tbh
norisuke has 0 power in his stand
nah i think tooru would beat his ass
i mean tooru's stand is extremely powerful
norisuke explicitly says that his stand has 0 power
But he has 100 power in his arms
Buy still strong enough to choke Tooru
i dont think so
What about Johnny Joestar?
nope
Jolyne?
i think josuke would beat tooru and maybe jobin? But i think it's unlikely that jobin would beat tooru
easy
He gets to kill Caato
pucci?
are we talking about body strength or stands im kinda lost
standss
no tooru beats them all
???
Both
except for love train and ger that are stalemates
Even Jonathan's Stand?
yes..
No
which goku
And then I'll tell those people: reject Caato, return to Tooru
Imagine genuinely believing that a character that only appeared in like 6 chapters would be the main villain
i mean he would have to beat tooru lol
No, that's Star Platinum

Doggy style is kinda cute ngl
wonder of u would literally body slam star platinum no offence
Physically strongest
hm?
i mean in stand power
well yeah
it bodyslams litteraly about everything
Stand form is a bit disappointing tbh
no
its cool
ik but isn't the whole thing of wonder of u that if you touch it bad luck comes your way
Ok,but wonder of u has a cooler design
its nor "if you touch something he touched" its if you approach at all
Naked Wonder of You > Wonder of U with clothes
false
jotaro would be getting hit the moment he thinks to walk over
Hato and Rai thicc
Dude, have you seen that drip
It looks so cool even without a suit
Looks cool (kinda eerie)
But with the drip suit he is goated
Massive swag
Daily Joshu appreciation
If I read Haruno Higashikata one more time I am going to commit acts of violence
Haruno Higashikata
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

He then swiftly gets bitch slapped by a leaf
is there a chapter this month as usual?
Well we're still in April so
countdown till Cato 😫
Countdown to caatooru
Yes
countdown till more joshu
^^
Can't wait for haruno to save the day 
well









