#jojolion

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runic adder
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if a newbie asks me who the mv is ima say satoru

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cuz tooru kinda spoilers

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then again people who ask who the main villain is dont have much interesting in, yknow, actually reading the part

junior coral
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Tooru isn’t the mv 😔

runic adder
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cope

minor ore
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Yeah its defo jobin or kaato 🤪

runic adder
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nah gg doesnt believe in caato

minor ore
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Cuz he was introduced late yeah say it cope cope

junior coral
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I can’t say for certain who it is. My bet is Jobin but I know for a fact it isn’t Tooru

runic adder
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and what fact is that

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i would like jobin mv but he might not even be alive fr

minor ore
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He was introduced late

junior coral
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That he is the antagonist of the second half of the story

minor ore
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Lmao

junior coral
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Not overall story

minor ore
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You sure?

runic adder
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and? kira was the antagonist of the second half of the story

junior coral
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Find me a single mention of a head doctor or any sort of leader of the rock human group in the first half of the story

minor ore
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There wasnt a mention of kira either

junior coral
minor ore
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Checkmate

runic adder
junior coral
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Lol you think you did something

minor ore
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I actually dont care

runic adder
junior coral
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Tooru brain rot

minor ore
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What is your point there

runic adder
junior coral
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Of course not. That doesn’t mean he’s automatically the main villain

minor ore
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Lol

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Cause its jobin fr FR

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Cope

junior coral
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Story trends and decades worth of tv say sure why not 🤓🤓

barren bough
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Jobin is dead how can be MV

runic adder
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unless jojolion is divided into 3 acts, with another rock human faction(which is incredibly unlikely), tooru is the villain of both the second half and the overarching part

junior coral
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But Araki isn’t one to follow the mainstream formula now is he

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Show me where Tooru’s influence is shown in the first half of part 8

minor ore
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Hollys sickness

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To name one

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Or is that "second half"

junior coral
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That’s first half

runic adder
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yes he is being sarcastic

minor ore
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Sarcocystis

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Yeaaaah basically because tooru got holly sick the part happened

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What is this emote

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Pleass

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Come on

runic adder
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why the hell does disco have an emote

minor ore
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Mu fave jojo character

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Hawkins

minor ore
uneven tendon
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He is the mastermind behind the entire part

minor ore
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Actually, tooru wrote part 8

uneven tendon
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Ciocallata was just a very cruel henchman of Diavolo

runic adder
manic lark
minor ore
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Urban guerilla is the most like Chiocolata

runic adder
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urban guerilla was kinda wack

uneven tendon
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Urban Guerilla? More like: best pet owner in Jojo

runic adder
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nah bro that was cioccolata

minor ore
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Basically Chiocolata but cooler

runic adder
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cioccolata but uglier

minor ore
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Whaaat

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Don't say that shit

manic lark
uneven tendon
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It doesn't matter, it was a fake image

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Urban was a hot man behind the mask

true ore
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i dont know which one

heavy ledge
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jojolion has increased my sadness in 100% in the last year

uneven tendon
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Same

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Jojolion? More like: Evangelion

minor ore
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jojolion? More like "I hated evangelion so im gonna make the opposite"

true ore
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when will it become joshus bizarre adventure

uneven tendon
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It already is Joshu's bizarre adventure

near cedar
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Josh's bizarre adventure

true ore
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honestly why hate joshu when you can hate the a phex twins

near cedar
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Why hate them they were very good punching bags for Josuke

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And Josefumi

true ore
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im just thinking about characters no one talks about because they eventuallly got forgotten

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honestly how would anyone else but me rank the fruit company rock humans

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not the doctors

minor ore
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  1. Damo
  2. Yotsuyu
  3. Aisho
  4. Jobin
  5. Aphex Twins
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is that all?

true ore
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with the exception of dolomite being nuetral

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yes

lapis fractal
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Aisho supremacy

true ore
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Aisho dainenjiyama is the best rock human in the fruit company

near cedar
true ore
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yeah

spring wharf
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yeah

lapis fractal
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Correct

true ore
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he got hit by bus senpai

spring wharf
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i felt bad for him

true ore
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and didnt get isekaied

near cedar
lapis fractal
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Tsurugi is coldblooded

true ore
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tsurugi is the definiton of a wolf in sheeps clothing

near cedar
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Truck-kun's cousin Bus-senpai

true ore
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yeah

olive bobcat
near cedar
lapis fractal
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Lmao, who knows?

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Eye problems might run in the family

true ore
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tsurugi is evil

near cedar
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Didn't the girl crushed by a door get hit with a calamity

true ore
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when?

near cedar
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Or do you mean that time the little shit screwed with Yasuho

near cedar
true ore
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oh

near cedar
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And everyone thought he pushed a gate

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That smushed a girl

true ore
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i doubt we’ll ever know

minor ore
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but we do know

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it was a calamity

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and more proof that the rock humans have a reason to be after tsurugi

heavy ledge
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that lil shit is up to something

near cedar
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Dies

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It wouldn't be the first time lil shit was cooperating with a rock human

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Yotsuya

minor ore
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so far

gray sable
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boom boom boom boom

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i wantchu in ma room

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lets spend the nihgt together

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together in ma room

minor ore
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yotsuyu said that tsurugi is the righteous one
wu said that josuke is evil and demanded info on tsurugi
Wonder of U "helped" tsurugi with his bully

runic adder
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calamities arent chosen by tooru

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nor can he even control them

minor ore
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kid wanted to pursue the head doctor

runic adder
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unless the child was pursuing satoru

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yea ig

minor ore
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we saw in the most recent chapter that it doesnt matter if its negative intent

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which is crazy

runic adder
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yea

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which makes me curious as to how an assembly of people attended a conference held by satoru lol

minor ore
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yeah

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that

runic adder
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it makes sense if it didnt contradict some other stuff

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but tooru can disable the flow of calamity

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like he did with yasuho

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when the locked eyes

minor ore
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maybe he can yeah

runic adder
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or the loophole of "ima attend a conference" rather than "im going to meet satoru"

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then again taoka wasnt calamitied until satoru noticed his presence

minor ore
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true

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idk

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lets just say tooru can control when the ability is active?

runic adder
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yea that makes the most sense to me

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he cant control calamities or when the attack but he can control who is and isnt in the flow

minor ore
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yeah

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that would kinda explain "if you see my face you will die instantly"

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but yasuho and joshu didnt die instantly

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ig

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or was that because the flow of calamity moved to kei

runic adder
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yea

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theres also the theory yasuho is immune to calamity

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subconsciously tooru deactivates it for her

uneven tendon
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Nope

runic adder
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it makes a bit of sense but i doubt it will be introduced this late

minor ore
uneven tendon
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Plane door directly contradicted this

runic adder
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and it was coincidence

true ore
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how did he get the plane door

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i forgot if it was went over

minor ore
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yeah that too

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and joshu

runic adder
uneven tendon
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Because Tooru was attacked at the last second

runic adder
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no mention of tooru deactivating wonder of u

uneven tendon
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And it was redirected to the house

minor ore
runic adder
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exactly

uneven tendon
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I wonder why it's still trying to walk

minor ore
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and joshu gets hiy later

minor ore
runic adder
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wait why does damage even reflect to satoru

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hes a stand

true ore
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Someone explain how the tooru got a plane door

runic adder
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or coincidence

minor ore
uneven tendon
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Also, do you think Tooru was the one behind Satoru's speech in chapter 92?

runic adder
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its possible the plane door was a natural occurrence and tooru just redirected it

true ore
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but where

runic adder
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wdym

minor ore
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hm?

runic adder
true ore
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i feel like the plane door was talked about before 106

uneven tendon
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Or maybe it's because Wonder of U works through logic

true ore
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but i dont know

uneven tendon
runic adder
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the first chapter it was introduced

minor ore
true ore
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when

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oh okay

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im gonna reread it

uneven tendon
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It's sad that the plane door appeared more times than Obladi Oblada

runic adder
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yea its like the first few pages

uneven tendon
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😔

true ore
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yeah

runic adder
uneven tendon
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Yooooooooooo

runic adder
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it will attack mitsuba now

minor ore
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also chapter 99 had a really small panel of a plane

uneven tendon
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Chapter 99 also heavily implied that Ermes was a rock human

minor ore
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true

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and enyaa

runic adder
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no

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please dont

minor ore
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its a joke

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wtf is this

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no tooru

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but we have this

uneven tendon
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Maybe the rock disease is a mutation of rock humans?

minor ore
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nah

runic adder
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how tho

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idk how rock humans can be involved with the disease

uneven tendon
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Norisuke 1st's dad fucked a rock human, the children had incest

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Boom

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Rock disease

runic adder
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since a hybrid rock human/human isnt possible

uneven tendon
runic adder
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lmao

true ore
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but im not gonna

runic adder
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kaato joestar

uneven tendon
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Guys, what if Caato isn't a rock human, but instead the corpse of a saint that overtook her body

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She actually died in the prison

runic adder
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idk if norisuke 1 can really be traced as the first one

uneven tendon
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Yeah, before his time

minor ore
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johnny fucked a rock woman

junior coral
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Nope

minor ore
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or maybe it was this norisuke with 2 holes in his chest

junior coral
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Norisuke I is Rina Joestar's father

uneven tendon
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Imagine if the part 8 Higashikatas also had 2 belly buttons

junior coral
uneven tendon
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A cold hair can

golden latch
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Watch the part end, Tsurgi's cured, and then it said that he later died of a cold

uneven tendon
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Nah, Daiya will die from a cold

runic adder
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Holly gets cured but dies of a cold

junior coral
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how

near cedar
minor ore
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how

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bruh this site really knows how to advertise to jojo fans

junior coral
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rent a girlfriend is a manga

outer smelt
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bucciarati's in part 8?

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that's fucking pog

uneven tendon
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You didn't read the manga yet

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Out

golden latch
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Giorno also shows up later

outer smelt
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i'm so glad they brought him back

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missed him so much

uneven tendon
minor ore
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giorno worst joj

uneven tendon
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No

sinful bramble
uneven tendon
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Also this is the part 8 chat, and Giorno doesn't exist in this universe LOL

outer smelt
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i just assumed that's bruno's alt

minor ore
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no

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there is no bruno alt

outer smelt
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that's a literal spoiler bruh

minor ore
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?

uneven tendon
outer smelt
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i did not need to know that there is no bruno alt

minor ore
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ok

golden latch
uneven tendon
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Go read the manga instead of wasting our time on dumb discussions

minor ore
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WOAH

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WOAH

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WOHA

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WOAH

uneven tendon
minor ore
outer smelt
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bruh aww

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you really took the time

barren bough
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wholesome

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now fuck off until you get to JJL.

outer smelt
outer smelt
minor ore
outer smelt
minor ore
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yeah

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cool guys skate on thin ice

outer smelt
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they also don't last

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😁

minor ore
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smh

uneven tendon
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Fake Jojo fans

outer smelt
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bet i have more merch than you

sinful bramble
uneven tendon
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Very unbased

outer smelt
sinful bramble
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Ok

unique fable
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@gray sable

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Starting Salute

olive bobcat
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good

minor ore
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guys is paisley park stand good ? i got the stand

hard meteor
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yes

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its really useful

minor ore
kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

hard meteor
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paisely

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although act 4 is pretty powerful

minor ore
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I cant get it anymore sadly while i was asking

uneven tendon
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Both are awesome Stands

true ore
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Flower park

uneven tendon
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Yeah

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Classic translations

minor ore
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twova or tusk act4

true ore
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well

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twova

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beats anything

minor ore
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so twova right?

true ore
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twova?

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i thought you were talking about the world over heaven

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nevermind

uneven tendon
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The World Over Heaven

sinful bramble
kind owlBOT
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@sinful bramble, Your Hamon Rank is now level 9 !

uneven tendon
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If it could beat GER, it could beat Tusk Act 4

true ore
gray sable
gray sable
vague matrix
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where can I go to read jojolion? mangadex is down and I dont know any other sites for manga

runic adder
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mangasee

ivory depot
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Potato

runic adder
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ok

gray sable
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ok

restive coyote
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what even happens in part 8

kind owlBOT
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@restive coyote, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

restive coyote
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oh cool

hard meteor
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Read it and find out

junior coral
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Read it and find out

olive bobcat
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Read it and find out

uneven tendon
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I love how half of this chat is heated Joshu or Tooru arguments, or people who haven't even read the part

gray sable
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yes

minor ore
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Watch it and find out

uneven tendon
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Watch?

minor ore
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Yes

olive bobcat
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holy shit juna living in 2045 when jjl anime gets confirmed

gray sable
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yes

glass raven
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I’m having Lucy steel flashbacks reading this

minor ore
glass raven
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now i understand the joshu slander

uneven tendon
minor ore
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Wtf he got NKC themed underwear

olive bobcat
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indeed he does

uneven tendon
minor ore
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This chapter was so uncomfortable to read
Truly disgusting move joshu

glass raven
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also why does joshu looks like he’s gonna cry 90% of time

uneven tendon
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I think that scene is fine

manic lark
uneven tendon
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People take it way too seriously

minor ore
glass raven
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i feel bad for her

rocky charm
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What doujin is this

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This isn't the same band seen at the end of Milagro Man, is it?

olive bobcat
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OP x Jojos

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nah, its PMK arc

sudden nymph
rocky charm
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Oh my God guys

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Tooru is the leader of the Rock Humans

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Elvis Presley is the King of Rock

weak lintel
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Anyone that is reading part 8 does it feel like it’s ending soon or does it feel like could go on for a while longer

hard meteor
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It feels like it’ll go a for a little while longer

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15-20 chapters maximum

rocky charm
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Gonna end January 2024

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That's when Elvis turns 89 years old

near cedar
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Because as we all know

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Elvis is in fact alive

weak lintel
rocky charm
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stealing that emote

near cedar
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You mean this? Smug_von_Einzbern

heavy ledge
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I hope jojolion never ends

near cedar
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That'd suck

heavy ledge
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Let me dream

barren bough
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next 300 chapters dedicated to Joshu being a religious icon

hard meteor
junior coral
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Next 300 chapters is Green GIorno is transported to Morioh and does his iconic "300 chapter beatdown" on Gappy

hard meteor
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No!

elfin tangle
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300 chapter romance subplot between tsundere Greeny and chad Joshu

olive bobcat
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id read that

junior coral
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Yeah but the romance was just a ploy to get close to him and I eventually beat him up

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and then get with Yasuho

elfin tangle
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Just a form of drama, ending with Greeny and Joshu getting back together

teal brook
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awwwww

junior coral
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Yeah

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my fist back together with his face

teal brook
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🗿

near cedar
elfin tangle
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Greeny x Joshu's iconic Erik

near cedar
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God

rugged pilot
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Finally caught all the way up

patent merlin
rugged pilot
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||So is Spin back from part 7?||

patent merlin
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maybe?

rugged pilot
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Also how has he never noticed that bubbles come from his shoulder

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Until just now

uneven tendon
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They could explain the unsolved mysteries while making love

near cedar
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That sounds like the weirdest exposition I've ever imagined

junior coral
uneven tendon
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Joshu trying to attack Josuke with a rock is actually foreshadowing to the rock humans

dusty kindle
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Still think that Tooru can win

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He can pull his calamity shotgun 🙏

fluid harbor
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Maybe
I wonder if Josuke's Go Beyond is already his Awakening Stand power

junior coral
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What?

uneven tendon
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@junior coral What about part 8 outfit?

junior coral
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got that

junior coral
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I think Gappy has the least amount of alternate costumes within his own part

uneven tendon
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Gappy has naked/underwears, and usual outfit

rocky charm
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Part 3, Jot just sticks to his school uniform practically all the time, right? He may take off the hat at one point and take off the jacket at another I think, plus that one picture of him when he started high school... So that's 4? Unless I'm forgetting something.

kind owlBOT
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@rocky charm, Your Hamon Rank is now level 35 !

zenith tangle
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Josuke actually had quite a few different outfits but most of them are variations.

rocky charm
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ugh

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new users

teal brook
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can you ban people Caroniver?

zenith tangle
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Jos4ke

rocky charm
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No I have to get a mod in

teal brook
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damnit

sudden nymph
rocky charm
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In this channel? I talked about Jotaro's outfits and some troll yelled "ION CARE"

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Overall? The troll posted slurs and spoilers and then got banned

sudden nymph
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Ion care?

rocky charm
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"I don't care"

sudden nymph
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Oh

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Imagine joining a random conversation you weren’t apart of and saying I don’t care lmao

teal brook
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i don't care

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jk jk

minor ore
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I thought alternate caps count as alternate gappy Costumes

ember light
sudden nymph
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If you gonna be a troll at least make it funny

minor ore
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Yes

mighty spear
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Trolls will get BLOCKED 🤬

minor ore
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I like to think sometimes the $19 fortnite card guy was a troll

robust ibex
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i can see jojolion ending in maybe 2 or 3 more volumes

junior coral
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could be

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I see 25 chapters maybe maximum left

teal brook
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lmao

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hardest drip I've ever seen in my life

minor ore
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I should have known
Zach would never post jolyne

white pasture
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Joshu listen to drake and young boy

minor ore
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paper moon king

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moonchild (king crimson)

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"including the dream and the illusion"

minor ore
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Gappy could do that and we are all slacking

barren bough
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Josuke is for pussies

uneven tendon
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Joshu could get Karera

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I'm sure they would get along very well

heavy ledge
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Everytime i wake up people are either worshipping joshu or hating on him

near cedar
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Why

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They don't know each other

minor ore
manic lark
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image opposite soft and wet named "hard and dry" that instead of stealing propeties, it gives

left ferry
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Ekusoj gives the floor extra friction, now nobody can move

manic lark
minor ore
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Okay so joshu is actually a really cool character

zenith urchin
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who

minor ore
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took you long enough to convert

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I have always been a fan but

Didn't realise how cool he actually is

lucid locust
zenith urchin
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WHO

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Yamagoocha?

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or do you mean Fletchula

minor ore
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Sus

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Just don't spam Garfield butts again

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shut the fuck up

manic lark
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i don't want flashbacks of the garf hole

zenith urchin
minor ore
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no

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Uh oh

zenith urchin
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thats gross

minor ore
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my name isnt zach

manic lark
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@zenith urchin if mods see your goofery, their make your garf hole melt like lasagna

near cedar
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@red charm

minor ore
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Lmao get rekt

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Ok here’s a question for y’all

woven anvilBOT
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@zenith urchin has been muted.
Reason: Chill out with the shitposts and weird stuff man damn

minor ore
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Unironically yes or no

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Do you guys believe that Wonder of U’s face was partially inspired by Scatman’s World?

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yes

manic lark
minor ore
red charm
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@near cedar thanks 4 pinging gamer

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im not caught up with JJL so imma disappear i saw nothing

near cedar
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Alrighty

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And no problem

formal trellis
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how often/which dates does new jojolion chapter release?

minor ore
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every month

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on the 18th

dusty kindle
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Can we talk about how busted Josuke's Soft and Wet is?

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it's the "do anything" stand

runic adder
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yea pretty much

manic lark
runic adder
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plunder was removed because it was too strong i think

dusty kindle
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s&w is too powerful man

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it can steal anything

runic adder
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it really is

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plunder is op af

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now its kinda balanced as an mc stand

dusty kindle
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it can steal your eyes

runic adder
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but wham go beyond happens

dusty kindle
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it can steal your heat

runic adder
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if we dont consider retcons its one of the strongest base stands in the series

dusty kindle
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friction, your wife, and items

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also it uses spin

runic adder
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primary bomb, plunder, explosive spin, + having good physical strength

runic adder
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the explosive spin just kinda,, damages stuff

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and then explodes

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so the spin is important to the bubble but the bubble doesnt utilize spin to destroy stuff

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its just the bubble itself that is spinning

uneven tendon
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Soft and Wet has so many abilities tbh

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Plunder, bubbles, explosive bubbles, Go Beyond

primal dagger
barren bough
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when did he last use plunder again?

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feels like forever

uneven tendon
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In chapter 107

barren bough
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that chapter was so batshit

runic adder
uneven tendon
runic adder
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and like egg said, you cant make the argument "he doesnt have time to use the plunder" because it could be written into a battle if araki wants to

runic adder
uneven tendon
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I wonder how plunder would work if he used it on Wonder of U

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Would he also be able to create calamities?

sudden nymph
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Just take away the calamity

sudden nymph
barren bough
runic adder
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trying to target wou with the bubbles is pursuit

barren bough
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Tooru fucking sucks

runic adder
uneven tendon
runic adder
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how is plunder able to steal stand abilities

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lol

uneven tendon
runic adder
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oh ok

uneven tendon
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Hot take: by the time Tooru dies, he will be the best villain in Jojo

light swift
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Plunder steals the foreskin

kind owlBOT
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@light swift, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

sudden nymph
runic adder
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tooru is gonna die in the next 1-3 chapters

sudden nymph
#

Not funny

uneven tendon
light swift
#

He got kakyoined twice bruh

#

Die already

runic adder
#

lmfao

#

even if tooru does a fusion, guess what

#

thats not tooru

#

thats a new person

#

tooru is gonna die, even if he gets fused

light swift
#

A fusion ain't gonna happen

runic adder
#

and hes still gonna die a great villain, definitely not the best one tho

sudden nymph
#

The main villain is the friends we made along the way

light swift
#

The fruit doesn't work that way lol

uneven tendon
#

Most people: ''haha 4 balls''
Me:

runic adder
#

im talkin bout dem wall eyes

uneven tendon
#

I wish the actual form of Doggy Style did more

light swift
#

Same

#

And nut king call

#

Pls evolve

uneven tendon
#

Nut King Call will be used more in the next chapters

sudden nymph
#

Theory: Caato’s cards can store humans

uneven tendon
#

Nut Beyond

light swift
#

This is finally where joshu gets to shine

#

My boy

sudden nymph
#

True!

uneven tendon
sudden nymph
#

Amazing

light swift
#

Wait what happened to christs corpse

uneven tendon
#

Lucy and Speedwagon Oil Company retrieved it

runic adder
#

nah but its definitely possible she can store humans

uneven tendon
#

Or maybe the corpse Tsurugi dragged in the flash forward was actually Caatooru?

runic adder
#

lmao

barren bough
#

she did store a whole ass chair in it

runic adder
#

yea exactly

uneven tendon
#

And he also lost a hand similar to Norisuke

light swift
#

Yeh

runic adder
#

i feel like at least, caato could fit tsurugi in the cards

uneven tendon
#

Also, people should stop spreading the theory that Norisuke is dead, considering the dude is alive

sudden nymph
#

Do you guys want to hear a crack pot theory I made that even I don’t believe

runic adder
#

he most likely is alive

light swift
#

He's in a heat coma

runic adder
#

but its still possible he is dead

#

its unconfirmed

light swift
#

Man got cooked

minor ore
#

Wait

uneven tendon
#

But you know who is also alive?

#

Jobin

runic adder
#

also unconfirmed

minor ore
#

I remembered something to add to the "Wonder of U is a reference to Scatman's World"

runic adder
#

well, literally confirmed by wou

#

but i think hes alive

light swift
#

Ppl keeo telling me jobins dead

#

Also

dim sail
#

where can i read jojolion

sudden nymph
# runic adder yes, very much

The theory that I made that even I don’t believe is that Caato’s cards lead to alternate dimensions and that’s how the flash forward will happen

minor ore
#

But anyway

#

so

runic adder
light swift
runic adder
#

that caatos cards are like enigma + d4c

uneven tendon
dim sail
#

vague

runic adder
#

which is a neat concept

minor ore
#

All of the rock insects that are sent out by him

#

have nonsense names

#

Almost like they're scats

sudden nymph
minor ore
#

He is the scatman

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

Nah, Caato's cards are not like D4C, she stores things but she doesn't bring things from other worlds

runic adder
#

and how do you know this

#

for certain

uneven tendon
runic adder
#

man almost like we only have the idea of the stand from observations

#

dude we have seen the stand once

#

and given its ability is placing things in between two cards

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like bruh

#

its definitely possible its a d4c enigma

uneven tendon
#

Also, imagine what would happen if Johnny copied Funny Valentine's Jesus plan and did it on Morioh

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All misfortune deflected from Japan

runic adder
#

that would be a shit take for johnny

#

and given the misfortune the higashikatas have had, they keep losing

#

no luck for them ig

uneven tendon
#

Until the New Locacaca

#

This story is about breaking a curse, after all

runic adder
#

yes they will break the curse

#

but the hardships they've had to endure for that

uneven tendon
#

Araki taught us back in part 1: there are no victories without any sacrifices

runic adder
#

getting their house broken into, their father tortured, their orchard burnt down, etc

#

im just saying its the price of freedom

light swift
sudden nymph
uneven tendon
#

All this could've been avoided if Johnny didn't try to date a Japanese teen

light swift
#

Wha

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

I don't know why I said Araki

runic adder
#

as long as her name aint caato valentine EmoteeStareSmirk

uneven tendon
#

I think Caato's Stand might be more similar to something like Diver Down

sudden nymph
#

Wtf

light swift
sudden nymph
#

That literally makes no sense

light swift
#

Diver down phases through objects and structures

#

Does caatos stand do this

#

And transport items through those things

#

Like money during that disney land arc

sudden nymph
#

Wait there was a Disney land arc

light swift
#

I mean

#

The stand that brought fiction to life

sudden nymph
#

Oh

uneven tendon
#

Shame it was a mid fight

#

Also, why did it take Araki like 7 years to do something with Mitsuba

runic adder
#

he could've just done nothing at all with her

#

she wasnt really necessary for the plot

sudden nymph
#

True

#

Mitsuba for main villain

runic adder
#

mitsuba tsurugi fusion mv

sudden nymph
#

Literally any functioning adult main villain

uneven tendon
#

What if the main villain of Jojolion is actually Morioh's mayor?

light swift
#

Hmm

sudden nymph
#

Nah it’s the radio guy from part 4

uneven tendon
#

BTW, I have a theory about how Caato will die

light swift
#

Tell us

runic adder
#

she wont EmoteeChad

uneven tendon
#

Remember when Okuyasu erased one of Stray Cat's and Kira's bubbles?

sudden nymph
#

Iwasuke will kill her

uneven tendon
#

So what if things erased by The Hand go to the SBR universe, and that bubble will hit Caato

light swift
#

That's an interesting theory

sudden nymph
#

No

#

Just no

olive bobcat
#

god id hate that so much

light swift
#

But i don't think araki

#

Planned that far

olive bobcat
#

95% of avdol just walking around the SBRverse

uneven tendon
#

Well it's still much better than stuff like ''Caato is Tooru's mom''

light swift
#

That would make her a rock milf

uneven tendon
#

Also, we should've had a rock human Jobro

light swift
#

Would've been cool

patent merlin
#

Why would a bubble from 1999 hit kaato in 2011

formal trellis
light swift
#

I dunno it's a bizzare story with a lot of fuck yous to the characters

merry oar
#

I think Caato's Stand might be more similar to something like Star Platinum

light swift
#

No

uneven tendon
#

I think Caato's Stand will be strong, but not as strong as something like Hermit Purple

runic adder
#

I think caatos stand is really strong as it is

#

Imagine if Caato has a stockpile of weapons in the cards

#

Just pulls out a flock from her cards and shoots tooru

uneven tendon
#

What if Caato actually kept copies of the SBR characters, because she knew of Johnny's legend and how he wanted to bring everyone back?

merry oar
#

do you think Caato's cards could enclose the go beyond bubbles and send them to a different universe,

uneven tendon
#

Gyro vs Joshu

#

Mountain Tim vs Norisuke

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

Sandman vs Hato

merry oar
#

its tusk vs d4c all over again

runic adder
#

And I doubt the bubbles will come close to Caato

uneven tendon
#

Because maybe she is the original owner of Wonder of U, but Tooru stole her Stand so she got a new one?

runic adder
#

So a situation like that just probably not gonna happen

uneven tendon
merry oar
#

tooru is au pucci confirmed

#

lets go

uneven tendon
#

Nah, Tooru is actually AU universe Rohan

#

His last name is Kishibe

merry oar
#

is it

muted bramble
#

aight

#

so i read a lot

#

like yesterday i started the manga

#

and now am at ch87

olive bobcat
#

of SO?

muted bramble
#

naa

#

ikr

#

my friends dot trust me too

olive bobcat
#

wait im bumb

#

dumb

muted bramble
#

and they are like i skipped some chapters

#

anyway

#

tooru

hard meteor
#

skipped chapters

muted bramble
#

he giving me main antagonist vibes

#

and i sure he is

uneven tendon
#

He is

muted bramble
#

yees

#

qight

formal trellis
#

tooru OVAs pls

uneven tendon
#

But go back to read those skipped chapters

muted bramble
#

now i cant get spoiled

#

sbhkaubucxnhueo

uneven tendon
#

I bet you skipped Millagro Man

muted bramble
uneven tendon
muted bramble
#

my friends think i skipped

#

coz i started yesterday

formal trellis
#

^

hard meteor
#

Oh

muted bramble
#

and this manga long

#

like loong

uneven tendon
#

Wait, you read almost all of Jojolion in a day?

uneven tendon
#

Kinda sus

formal trellis
#

I feel like each chapter so far has made me go "wtf"

muted bramble
#

sus u maybe thinking

minor ore
formal trellis
#

jojolion is a wonder

patent merlin
#

prove it

muted bramble
#

how

uneven tendon
#

Maybe Tooru's last name is Pendleton?

patent merlin
#

what stand did joshu face in chapter 57 you have 10 seconds

olive bobcat
#

itll be brando lmao

muted bramble
#

uhhh

patent merlin
#

time's up

#

you lose

muted bramble
#

millagro?

#

what the fuck

#

ok

patent merlin
#

next question

muted bramble
#

guess i sus than

junior coral
#

Don’t speed read

muted bramble
junior coral
#

JoJolion should be taken in slow an steady

muted bramble
#

eh

#

imma go back after i catch up

patent merlin
#

what rock animal belonged to urban guerilla you have 10 seconds

junior coral
#

Sure but don’t speed read the rest of it

muted bramble
#

uhh

olive bobcat
#

dorermifasolati do was cool

muted bramble
#

uhhh

patent merlin
#

time's up

muted bramble
#

SHTI

#

IHHH

#

NOOOO

runic adder
#

speed read as much as you want as long as you understand it

muted bramble
#

Aight

#

guess i gotta go back

#

ah shit man

#

here we go again

#

imma be back here in

#

hmmm

#

how bout

storm fjord
#

when does next jojolion chapter come out?

muted bramble
#

10days?

muted bramble
storm fjord
#

ight

hard meteor
#

Next month

runic adder
hard meteor
#

Same time as always

junior coral
#

Soft & Wet has the potential to act similarly to Whitesnake

hard meteor
#

Oh and volume 26 comes out that day too

patent merlin
#

no it doesn't

#

it was stated that s&w can't steal from yourself

muted bramble
#

no

#

it cant steal memories

patent merlin
#

it probably can but

lucid locust
#

Soft and Wet Requiem is just Whitesnake

muted bramble
#

memories arent physical

patent merlin
muted bramble
hard meteor
#

It can steal concepts like friction

patent merlin
#

sound

#

: )

hard meteor
#

Sound,smell

muted bramble
hard meteor
#

Iirc he even stole temperature in the beetle tendency fight

uneven tendon
#

I've been wondering: if Soft and Wet can steal stuff, why it didn't steal the New Locacaca?

muted bramble
#

what senses do other peoples memories respond to

patent merlin
#

memories are stored in brain cells

runic adder
#

but hes literally stolen friction

patent merlin
#

he could steal the brain cells 🧠

uneven tendon
#

He can just steal the traits of a Locacaca, and he could heal Holly

muted bramble
#

hmm

uneven tendon
#

And Tsurugi

hard meteor
muted bramble
#

that would make sense

uneven tendon
#

And Joshu

patent merlin
muted bramble
#

aiight

#

also i see now why we like joshu

minor ore
uneven tendon
#

Also, can Soft and Wet steal the power of a saint's corpse?

patent merlin
#

he stored the hair inside the bubble no?

muted bramble
#

listen here you little shit

#

talk about op

patent merlin
#

he CAN plunder but he doesn't have to make bubbles that plunder

minor ore
#

He used his bubbles to take away hair from his body

patent merlin
#

he can just put stuff like screws in the bubbles

#

didn't he use a razor tho?

uneven tendon
#

But those hairs landed on Hato and Joshu

muted bramble
#

hmmmm

#

my brain

#

araki

#

help

#

ahhhh

minor ore
#

He didn't know how to shave using a razor properly, so he used his bubbles on his face

muted bramble
#

ye but he cant use plunder on himself

#

thats the thing

#

how could he plunder his facial hair

patent merlin
#

pretty sure he just stored the facial hair in the bubbles

muted bramble
#

when it aint in the lawbook

patent merlin
#

rather than plundering them

minor ore
#

He did though, it went against what he initially said

muted bramble
#

bruh storing is like plunder

#

like he also plundered joshu's skin in ch1

#

but it came back

patent merlin
#

no he plundered his eyesight

muted bramble
#

wu

#

huh?

patent merlin
uneven tendon
#

But could Plunder steal money from Millagro Man without being affected by the money curse?

muted bramble
#

prob not

#

if that was the case he could steal the abilities of any stand

hard meteor
#

Wish plunder was used more in general 😔

muted bramble
#

hey

#

should i start from shakedown road?

minor ore
#

why?

#

no

#

start from the start?

muted bramble
#

well i am clear upto paisley park

#

sooo

#

yeah

minor ore
muted bramble
#

yees

#

like what happens

minor ore
#

no

#

start from the start

muted bramble
#

ok

junior coral
#

Tooru Ferdinand

olive bobcat
#

Tooru O

#

👍

storm fjord
#

did doremifasolati do have a stand?

merry oar
#

hes a rock animal, like the insects they have a power but its not really a stand of their own

storm fjord
#

ah

jagged linden
#

Are you with me doctor uu

merry oar
#

why doesn't josuke just still everyone's eyesight smh 😞

icy torrent
#

When is the lion named JoJo going to appear? Smh, Araki is a fraud

runic adder
#

araki put a fucking sea lion in a chapter but we still havent seen a lion

#

i swear hes just trolling us

true ore
#

chapter 99 is the real main villain

heavy ledge
true ore
#

thank you

minor ore
#

Chapter 106 is done with, now I can finally be cancer in this channel as well

#

Good

#

Hehe just lame-o lame pants doctor

#

Nothing suspicious here

sinful wasp
#

Where did all the rock humans get medical qualifications from

minor ore
#

No idea

olive bobcat
#

them 🥺

minor ore
junior coral
#

Is that a fan color

minor ore
#

Yea

sinful wasp
#

Yeah they're just born with 4 years of medical school

junior coral
#

Gappy best JoJo

minor ore
#

It was mentioned in chapter 99 that they emerge and know basic concepts and ideas

#

Wait, I thought Gappy was a name mentioned somewhere in JJL. Why do people call him that?

#

Cause of his tooth gap

junior coral
#

He isn't ever called that in any media

minor ore
#

Yeah

junior coral
#

it's a fan name

minor ore
#

Its a fan name

#

Sb

junior coral
#

We started calling him that before we knew his name

minor ore
broken trout
#

his name is Jos8ke

minor ore
#

No

junior coral
#

Joskate

minor ore
#

Jos8ke superiority

junior coral
#

Joseightke

broken trout
#

Josuk8 seems better tho

junior coral
#

Josukeight

broken trout
#

yes

minor ore
#

J8suke

junior coral
#

Jeightsuke

broken trout
#

Josuk8 Higashik8a

minor ore
#

Jousuke

#

Jo

junior coral
#

JoJo

minor ore
teal brook
#

joejoe

broken trout
#

JooJ

teal brook
#

ojjo