#jojolion
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cuz tooru kinda spoilers
then again people who ask who the main villain is dont have much interesting in, yknow, actually reading the part
Tooru isn’t the mv 😔
cope
Yeah its defo jobin or kaato 🤪
nah gg doesnt believe in caato
Cuz he was introduced late yeah say it cope cope
I can’t say for certain who it is. My bet is Jobin but I know for a fact it isn’t Tooru
He was introduced late
That he is the antagonist of the second half of the story
Lmao
Not overall story
You sure?
and? kira was the antagonist of the second half of the story
Find me a single mention of a head doctor or any sort of leader of the rock human group in the first half of the story
There wasnt a mention of kira either
Part 4 didn’t have a single villainous faction that antagonizes the main cast throughout though did it
Checkmate
there was, reimi
Lol you think you did something

So by that logic tooru is the mv
What is your point there
so if the leader of the main antagonistic force was to show up, they wouldnt be the main antagonist?
Of course not. That doesn’t mean he’s automatically the main villain
Story trends and decades worth of tv say sure why not 🤓🤓
Jobin is dead how can be MV
unless jojolion is divided into 3 acts, with another rock human faction(which is incredibly unlikely), tooru is the villain of both the second half and the overarching part
But Araki isn’t one to follow the mainstream formula now is he
Show me where Tooru’s influence is shown in the first half of part 8
That’s first half
yes he is being sarcastic
Sarcocystis
Yeaaaah basically because tooru got holly sick the part happened

What is this emote
Pleass

Come on
why the hell does disco have an emote
Tooru and WoU dont have one, but disco does
He is
He is the mastermind behind the entire part
Actually, tooru wrote part 8
Ciocallata was just a very cruel henchman of Diavolo
lol
he created the rock humans by getting stoned too hard
Urban guerilla is the most like Chiocolata
urban guerilla was kinda wack
Urban Guerilla? More like: best pet owner in Jojo
nah bro that was cioccolata
Important minor villain, doctor, with a weird "pet" that digs, also has a stand similar to green day, and a fight based on altitude and splitting up
Basically Chiocolata but cooler
cioccolata but uglier
where is that image of guerilla unmasked?
its on the page where all doctors are standing there
i dont know which one
jojolion has increased my sadness in 100% in the last year
jojolion? More like "I hated evangelion so im gonna make the opposite"
when will it become joshus bizarre adventure
Josh's bizarre adventure
honestly why hate joshu when you can hate the a phex twins
im just thinking about characters no one talks about because they eventuallly got forgotten
honestly how would anyone else but me rank the fruit company rock humans
not the doctors
Aisho supremacy
Aisho dainenjiyama is the best rock human in the fruit company
He was the guy with Doobie wah right?
yeah
yeah
Correct
he got hit by bus senpai
i felt bad for him
and didnt get isekaied
He was fucking isekaied
Tsurugi is coldblooded
tsurugi is the definiton of a wolf in sheeps clothing
Truck-kun's cousin Bus-senpai
yeah
Man I thought that said colourblind at first
I'm not the only one
tsurugi is evil
Didn't the girl crushed by a door get hit with a calamity
when?
Or do you mean that time the little shit screwed with Yasuho
When Mitsuba was picking Tsurugi up from school
oh
i doubt we’ll ever know
but we do know
it was a calamity
and more proof that the rock humans have a reason to be after tsurugi
that lil shit is up to something
Dies
It wouldn't be the first time lil shit was cooperating with a rock human
Yotsuya
so far
boom boom boom boom
i wantchu in ma room
lets spend the nihgt together
together in ma room
yotsuyu said that tsurugi is the righteous one
wu said that josuke is evil and demanded info on tsurugi
Wonder of U "helped" tsurugi with his bully
but how
calamities arent chosen by tooru
nor can he even control them
kid wanted to pursue the head doctor
we saw in the most recent chapter that it doesnt matter if its negative intent
which is crazy
yea
which makes me curious as to how an assembly of people attended a conference held by satoru lol
it makes sense if it didnt contradict some other stuff
but tooru can disable the flow of calamity
like he did with yasuho
when the locked eyes
maybe he can yeah
or the loophole of "ima attend a conference" rather than "im going to meet satoru"
then again taoka wasnt calamitied until satoru noticed his presence
yea that makes the most sense to me
he cant control calamities or when the attack but he can control who is and isnt in the flow
yeah
that would kinda explain "if you see my face you will die instantly"
but yasuho and joshu didnt die instantly
ig
or was that because the flow of calamity moved to kei
yea
theres also the theory yasuho is immune to calamity
subconsciously tooru deactivates it for her
Nope
it makes a bit of sense but i doubt it will be introduced this late
but thats false cause she bumped into the car earlier in the arc
Plane door directly contradicted this
the car could have been directed towards josuke
and it was coincidence
and yet she didnt get hit
Because Tooru was attacked at the last second
no mention of tooru deactivating wonder of u
And it was redirected to the house
yeah thats true, we literally see it still walking
exactly
I wonder why it's still trying to walk
and joshu gets hiy later
it was commanded to return
Someone explain how the tooru got a plane door
i think most humanoid stands do that
Also, do you think Tooru was the one behind Satoru's speech in chapter 92?
its possible the plane door was a natural occurrence and tooru just redirected it
but where
wdym
hm?
yea, no reason to assume he wasnt
i feel like the plane door was talked about before 106
Or maybe it's because Wonder of U works through logic
but i dont know
it was

the first chapter it was introduced
yeah? ch103
It's sad that the plane door appeared more times than Obladi Oblada
yea its like the first few pages
😔
yeah
plane door was a rock animal
Yooooooooooo
it will attack mitsuba now
nice
Chapter 99 also heavily implied that Ermes was a rock human
shhhhhhh
no
please dont
Maybe the rock disease is a mutation of rock humans?
nah
Norisuke 1st's dad fucked a rock human, the children had incest
Boom
Rock disease
since a hybrid rock human/human isnt possible

lmao
but im not gonna
kaato joestar
Guys, what if Caato isn't a rock human, but instead the corpse of a saint that overtook her body
She actually died in the prison
hasnt it been going on longer than that?
idk if norisuke 1 can really be traced as the first one
Yeah, before his time
johnny fucked a rock woman
Nope
or maybe it was this norisuke with 2 holes in his chest
Norisuke I is Rina Joestar's father
Imagine if the part 8 Higashikatas also had 2 belly buttons
A cold hair can
Watch the part end, Tsurgi's cured, and then it said that he later died of a cold
Nah, Daiya will die from a cold
Holly gets cured but dies of a cold
how
We don't need that to spread any more then it already did
rent a girlfriend is a manga

giorno worst joj
No
It was weird when they examined his penis though 🤔
Also this is the part 8 chat, and Giorno doesn't exist in this universe LOL
i just assumed that's bruno's alt
that's a literal spoiler bruh
?

i did not need to know that there is no bruno alt
ok
Are you sure? He's right here
Go read the manga instead of wasting our time on dumb discussions
Bruno Drippiati
Dear @outer smelt ,
I would greatly appreciate it if you ceased talking in this text channel until reaching part 8 jojolion
Synopsis : Stfu
Thank you for your time, @minor ore
you have no control over me here 😈
MAKE ME
who said i dont
that thin ice
smh
bet i have more merch than you
who's that
Have you not got to Part 7 either
Very unbased
im on chapter 35ish
Ok
good
guys is paisley park stand good ? i got the stand
tusk act 4 or paisley park?
@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
I cant get it anymore sadly while i was asking
Both are awesome Stands
Flower park
twova or tusk act4
so twova right?
The World Over Heaven
CHUMIMIMIN
Probably one of my least favourite localised names is how Tomb of the Boom became Tomb of the Noise
@sinful bramble, Your Hamon Rank is now level 9 !
If it could beat GER, it could beat Tusk Act 4
limp bizkit got changed to flaccid pancake
YEAH LES GOOOOO
what r yall talking bout?
where can I go to read jojolion? mangadex is down and I dont know any other sites for manga
mangasee
Potato
ok
ok
what even happens in part 8
@restive coyote, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
oh cool
Read it and find out
Read it and find out
Read it and find out
I love how half of this chat is heated Joshu or Tooru arguments, or people who haven't even read the part
yes
Watch it and find out
Watch?
Yes
holy shit juna living in 2045 when jjl anime gets confirmed
yes
I’m having Lucy steel flashbacks reading this
The joshu ones are always entertaining
Oh god
now i understand the joshu slander
Except Joshu is a much better man than Funny Valentine
Wtf he got NKC themed underwear
indeed he does
He thought Yasuho told him she loves him, that he made her ''wet'', and told them to get a place for just the 2 of them
This chapter was so uncomfortable to read
Truly disgusting move joshu
also why does joshu looks like he’s gonna cry 90% of time
I think that scene is fine
He is depressed
he gotta hide his nuts and bolt somehow
People take it way too seriously
Lmao
Because he is given the burden of being amazing
Oh my God guys
Tooru is the leader of the Rock Humans
Elvis Presley is the King of Rock
Anyone that is reading part 8 does it feel like it’s ending soon or does it feel like could go on for a while longer
Got it thanks mate
stealing that emote
You mean this? 
That'd suck
Let me dream
next 300 chapters dedicated to Joshu being a religious icon

Next 300 chapters is Green GIorno is transported to Morioh and does his iconic "300 chapter beatdown" on Gappy
No!

300 chapter romance subplot between tsundere Greeny and chad Joshu
id read that
Yeah but the romance was just a ploy to get close to him and I eventually beat him up
and then get with Yasuho
Just a form of drama, ending with Greeny and Joshu getting back together
awwwww
🗿
Lisette, what in the cursed hell did you just post xD
Greeny x Joshu's iconic Erik
God
Finally caught all the way up
erai ne
||So is Spin back from part 7?||
maybe?
What about a 10 chapters sex scene between Josuke and Yasuho
They could explain the unsolved mysteries while making love
That sounds like the weirdest exposition I've ever imagined
it was foreshadowed back in chapter 1 !
Joshu trying to attack Josuke with a rock is actually foreshadowing to the rock humans
Maybe
I wonder if Josuke's Go Beyond is already his Awakening Stand power
What?

Please explain
got that
I think Gappy has the least amount of alternate costumes within his own part
Gappy has naked/underwears, and usual outfit
Part 3, Jot just sticks to his school uniform practically all the time, right? He may take off the hat at one point and take off the jacket at another I think, plus that one picture of him when he started high school... So that's 4? Unless I'm forgetting something.
@rocky charm, Your Hamon Rank is now level 35 !
Josuke actually had quite a few different outfits but most of them are variations.
Josuke or Josuke?
can you ban people Caroniver?
Jos4ke
No I have to get a mod in
damnit
What happened
In this channel? I talked about Jotaro's outfits and some troll yelled "ION CARE"
Overall? The troll posted slurs and spoilers and then got banned
Ion care?
"I don't care"
Oh
Imagine joining a random conversation you weren’t apart of and saying I don’t care lmao
I thought alternate caps count as alternate gappy Costumes
too many people do this thinking its gonna be funny
If you gonna be a troll at least make it funny
Yes
Trolls will get BLOCKED 🤬
I like to think sometimes the $19 fortnite card guy was a troll
i can see jojolion ending in maybe 2 or 3 more volumes
I don’t care
Jk
Omg
I should have known
Zach would never post jolyne
Joshu listen to drake and young boy

Gappy could do that and we are all slacking
no, it should all be dedicated to Joshu
Josuke is for pussies
Everytime i wake up people are either worshipping joshu or hating on him
extreme headcanon
image opposite soft and wet named "hard and dry" that instead of stealing propeties, it gives
Ekusoj gives the floor extra friction, now nobody can move
yeah, had that idea
Okay so joshu is actually a really cool character
who
Oh no you are back
took you long enough to convert
I have always been a fan but
Didn't realise how cool he actually is

i don't want flashbacks of the garf hole
isnt your name zach
thats gross
@zenith urchin if mods see your goofery, their make your garf hole melt like lasagna
@red charm
"if" they see it
@zenith urchin has been muted.
Reason: Chill out with the shitposts and weird stuff man damn
Unironically yes or no
Do you guys believe that Wonder of U’s face was partially inspired by Scatman’s World?
yes
the garf hole has been taped
G o o d
@near cedar thanks 4 pinging gamer
im not caught up with JJL so imma disappear i saw nothing
how often/which dates does new jojolion chapter release?
Can we talk about how busted Josuke's Soft and Wet is?
it's the "do anything" stand
yea pretty much
when the ability is vague enough, it can do anything
plunder was removed because it was too strong i think
it can steal your eyes
but wham go beyond happens
it can steal your heat
if we dont consider retcons its one of the strongest base stands in the series
primary bomb, plunder, explosive spin, + having good physical strength
we havent seen the spin been used in the ways we saw it in sbr
the explosive spin just kinda,, damages stuff
and then explodes
so the spin is important to the bubble but the bubble doesnt utilize spin to destroy stuff
its just the bubble itself that is spinning
It wasn't really removed, Josuke just doesn't use it again
Soft and Wet has so many abilities tbh
Plunder, bubbles, explosive bubbles, Go Beyond
He's never written to use it in a fight. The concept of plundering itself has been removed, as it is no longer utilized even with numerous opportunities to do so.
In chapter 107
that chapter was so batshit
if he doesnt use his best ability with the bubbles, i would consider that a retcon
Why? You didn't like Caatooru?
and like egg said, you cant make the argument "he doesnt have time to use the plunder" because it could be written into a battle if araki wants to
nah bro, toorugi for the win
I wonder how plunder would work if he used it on Wonder of U
Would he also be able to create calamities?
Just take away the calamity
What?
wouldnt happen
yep, it should've been CaaJoshu
trying to target wou with the bubbles is pursuit
Tooru fucking sucks
bruh what
You suck
It was a joke
oh ok
Plunder steals the foreskin
@light swift, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !
Hot take: his stand’s personality is way better than his
hot take: pucci will still be the best
tooru is gonna die in the next 1-3 chapters
Not funny
*10-13 chapters
....what
lmfao
even if tooru does a fusion, guess what
thats not tooru
thats a new person
tooru is gonna die, even if he gets fused
A fusion ain't gonna happen
and hes still gonna die a great villain, definitely not the best one tho
The main villain is the friends we made along the way
The fruit doesn't work that way lol
Most people: ''haha 4 balls''
Me:
i didnt mention the fruit
im talkin bout dem wall eyes
I wish the actual form of Doggy Style did more
Nut King Call will be used more in the next chapters
Theory: Caato’s cards can store humans
Nut Beyond
True!
So maybe she kept Johnny's corpse inside the deck, causing all the misfortune that happened in the part?

Amazing
Wait what happened to christs corpse
Taken back to America
Lucy and Speedwagon Oil Company retrieved it
shes gonna drag jobin and tooru to the wall eyes 
nah but its definitely possible she can store humans
Or maybe the corpse Tsurugi dragged in the flash forward was actually Caatooru?
lmao
she did store a whole ass chair in it
yea exactly
And he also lost a hand similar to Norisuke
Yeh
i feel like at least, caato could fit tsurugi in the cards
Also, people should stop spreading the theory that Norisuke is dead, considering the dude is alive
Do you guys want to hear a crack pot theory I made that even I don’t believe
he most likely is alive
He's in a heat coma
Man got cooked
yes, very much
Wait
also unconfirmed
I remembered something to add to the "Wonder of U is a reference to Scatman's World"
I like this theory
where can i read jojolion
The theory that I made that even I don’t believe is that Caato’s cards lead to alternate dimensions and that’s how the flash forward will happen
many people actually believe that tbh
On any manga site
that caatos cards are like enigma + d4c
WoU could lie about it, like how he bluffed to Mamezuku that he survived the calamities purely by chance
vague
which is a neat concept
All of the rock insects that are sent out by him
have nonsense names
Almost like they're scats
I have not seen 1 person believe that but ok I’ll take your word for it
ye thats what im saying
He is the scatman
not on this server but i definitely have
Nah, Caato's cards are not like D4C, she stores things but she doesn't bring things from other worlds
man almost like we only have the idea of the stand from observations
dude we have seen the stand once
and given its ability is placing things in between two cards
like bruh
its definitely possible its a d4c enigma
Also, imagine what would happen if Johnny copied Funny Valentine's Jesus plan and did it on Morioh
All misfortune deflected from Japan

that would be a shit take for johnny
and given the misfortune the higashikatas have had, they keep losing
no luck for them ig
Araki taught us back in part 1: there are no victories without any sacrifices
getting their house broken into, their father tortured, their orchard burnt down, etc
im just saying its the price of freedom

Yeah that’s definitely not true Caato’s stand involving dimensional travel makes way more sense than that
All this could've been avoided if Johnny didn't try to date a Japanese teen
i like caatos stand being like d4c
I don't know why I said Araki
as long as her name aint caato valentine 
I think Caato's Stand might be more similar to something like Diver Down
Wtf

bruh
what?
That literally makes no sense
Diver down phases through objects and structures
Does caatos stand do this
And transport items through those things
Like money during that disney land arc
Wait there was a Disney land arc
Oh
Shame it was a mid fight

Also, why did it take Araki like 7 years to do something with Mitsuba
he could've just done nothing at all with her
she wasnt really necessary for the plot
mitsuba tsurugi fusion mv
Literally any functioning adult main villain
Hmm
Nah it’s the radio guy from part 4
BTW, I have a theory about how Caato will die
Tell us
she wont 
Remember when Okuyasu erased one of Stray Cat's and Kira's bubbles?
Iwasuke will kill her
So what if things erased by The Hand go to the SBR universe, and that bubble will hit Caato

That's an interesting theory
god id hate that so much
95% of avdol just walking around the SBRverse
Well it's still much better than stuff like ''Caato is Tooru's mom''
That would make her a rock milf
Also, we should've had a rock human Jobro
Would've been cool
Why would a bubble from 1999 hit kaato in 2011
Thank you love
I dunno it's a bizzare story with a lot of fuck yous to the characters
I think Caato's Stand might be more similar to something like Star Platinum
No
Very true!!!!
I think Caato's Stand will be strong, but not as strong as something like Hermit Purple
I think caatos stand is really strong as it is
Imagine if Caato has a stockpile of weapons in the cards
Just pulls out a flock from her cards and shoots tooru
What if Caato actually kept copies of the SBR characters, because she knew of Johnny's legend and how he wanted to bring everyone back?
do you think Caato's cards could enclose the go beyond bubbles and send them to a different universe,
Since the bubbles do and don’t exist I don’t think so
Sandman vs Hato
its tusk vs d4c all over again
And I doubt the bubbles will come close to Caato
Because maybe she is the original owner of Wonder of U, but Tooru stole her Stand so she got a new one?

So a situation like that just probably not gonna happen
Less goo

is it
of SO?
He is
tooru OVAs pls
But go back to read those skipped chapters
I bet you skipped Millagro Man
no i didnt skip

^
Oh
Wait, you read almost all of Jojolion in a day?
ikr
I feel like each chapter so far has made me go "wtf"
sus u maybe thinking
jojolion is a wonder
prove it
how
Maybe Tooru's last name is Pendleton?
what stand did joshu face in chapter 57 you have 10 seconds
itll be brando lmao
uhhh
next question
guess i sus than
Don’t speed read
aiight
JoJolion should be taken in slow an steady
what rock animal belonged to urban guerilla you have 10 seconds
Sure but don’t speed read the rest of it
uhh
dorermifasolati do was cool
uhhh
time's up
speed read as much as you want as long as you understand it
Aight
guess i gotta go back
ah shit man
here we go again
imma be back here in
hmmm
how bout
when does next jojolion chapter come out?
10days?
ask araki
ight
Next month
18
Same time as always
Soft & Wet has the potential to act similarly to Whitesnake
Oh and volume 26 comes out that day too
it probably can but
Soft and Wet Requiem is just Whitesnake
but i thought he could only steal physical things
memories arent physical
ah yes my favorite physical thing
lmao
It can steal concepts like friction
Sound,smell
hippity hoppity ur ding dong is now my property
Iirc he even stole temperature in the beetle tendency fight
I've been wondering: if Soft and Wet can steal stuff, why it didn't steal the New Locacaca?

yeah because in a way uou hear them or feel them or they respond to one of your senses
what senses do other peoples memories respond to
memories are stored in brain cells
but hes literally stolen friction
he could steal the brain cells 🧠
He can just steal the traits of a Locacaca, and he could heal Holly
hmm
And Tsurugi
he technically did didn’t end well if you get what I mean
that would make sense

Josuke says that, but then uses plundering on himself in order to remove facial hair.
Also, can Soft and Wet steal the power of a saint's corpse?
he stored the hair inside the bubble no?
....
listen here you little shit
talk about op
he CAN plunder but he doesn't have to make bubbles that plunder
He used his bubbles to take away hair from his body
But those hairs landed on Hato and Joshu
He didn't know how to shave using a razor properly, so he used his bubbles on his face
ye but he cant use plunder on himself
thats the thing
how could he plunder his facial hair
pretty sure he just stored the facial hair in the bubbles
when it aint in the lawbook
rather than plundering them
He did though, it went against what he initially said
bruh storing is like plunder
like he also plundered joshu's skin in ch1
but it came back
no he plundered his eyesight
doctor wu
But could Plunder steal money from Millagro Man without being affected by the money curse?

Wish plunder was used more in general 😔
clear?
ok
Tooru Ferdinand
did doremifasolati do have a stand?
hes a rock animal, like the insects they have a power but its not really a stand of their own
ah
Are you with me doctor uu
why doesn't josuke just still everyone's eyesight smh 😞
When is the lion named JoJo going to appear? Smh, Araki is a fraud
araki put a fucking sea lion in a chapter but we still havent seen a lion
i swear hes just trolling us
chapter 99 is the real main villain
look at #jojo-fanart
thank you
Chapter 106 is done with, now I can finally be cancer in this channel as well

Good
Hehe just lame-o lame pants doctor
Nothing suspicious here
Where did all the rock humans get medical qualifications from
No idea
them 🥺
They just know ig
Is that a fan color
Yea
Yeah they're just born with 4 years of medical school
Gappy best JoJo
It was mentioned in chapter 99 that they emerge and know basic concepts and ideas
Wait, I thought Gappy was a name mentioned somewhere in JJL. Why do people call him that?
Cause of his tooth gap
He isn't ever called that in any media
Yeah
it's a fan name
We started calling him that before we knew his name

his name is Jos8ke
No
Joskate
Jos8ke superiority
Joseightke
Josuk8 seems better tho
Josukeight
yes
J8suke
Jeightsuke
Josuk8 Higashik8a
JoJo

joejoe
JooJ
ojjo










