jojolion

[uneven tendon]

[long shadow]

what if Norisuke pulls up and is like I actually caused everything pulls out a req arrow and plunges it into his stand

[bold crag]

im starting to sus yashuno tbh

[hard meteor]

it drowned

[runic adder]

the whole point of obladi was just to delay josuke from shooting off a bubble

[junior coral]

no such thing as a requiem arrow

[bold crag]

ye

[runic adder]

no point in keeping it around since the bubble has happened

[true ore]

rai died to d7 so who knows

[long shadow]

normal stand arrow whatever

[uneven tendon]

Araki's writing went downhill, he introduced the best rock insect and killed it off after 2 chapters

[bold crag]

there are no arrows

[true ore]

wil obladi oblada still alive

[long shadow]

there are arrows

[bold crag]

just a fruit to get rid of the arrow affects

[long shadow]

There are arrows

[uneven tendon]

In the other universe

[runic adder]

D7 fans be like: first time?

[uneven tendon]

No he didn't

[true ore]

nevermind

[uneven tendon]

Rai died to Josuke's bubbles

[runic adder]

D7 was in 3 chapters, D7 fans keep winning 💪

[long shadow]

no i saw a jojolion panel that was talking about the rockhumans and we saw a stand arrow

[bold crag]

the curse or what ever to the hisgasahkata is litterally the curse dio put omg im such a genius

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

as a reference to older parts

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi is main villain

He looked sus

[long shadow]

Iis there even any jobros bro

[uneven tendon]

Yasuho

[long shadow]

like i guess Norisuke

[uneven tendon]

That's basically it

[bold crag]

aint josefumi dead wait-

[runic adder]

yasuho

[hard meteor]

yasuho and rai

[uneven tendon]

But Norisuke is a distant uncle

[true ore]

and joshu

[long shadow]

yeah thats it ig

[true ore]

and everyone

[bold crag]

everyone suscks

[true ore]

literally everyone is the jobro

[runic adder]

yasuho main jobro, rai was jobro for a while until josuke got a phone

[uneven tendon]

You suck, Valentine fanboy

[long shadow]

i dont think anyone cared about rai

[bold crag]

🙂

[long shadow]

honestly

[bold crag]

😢

[runic adder]

bruh

everyone loves rai

[true ore]

the one karera appreciator

[hard meteor]

what are you talking about lol

[runic adder]

raiposting is a sacred art

[bold crag]

im not a valintne fan boy

[hard meteor]

hes a fan favorite

[true ore]

yeah rai was great

[bold crag]

i just got to lazy to change pfp

:/

[uneven tendon]

Don't worry, we will rise up once the anime airs

[hard meteor]

ive never seen anybody dislike rai

[uneven tendon]

I think you're mistaking Rai for Joshu

[long shadow]

eh i dont dislike him

[runic adder]

apparently this person is

lol yea

[bold crag]

rais pog

[runic adder]

teaches him spin, doesnt elaborate and dies

[true ore]

well i mean that half as a joke there is someone with the tag karera appreciator

[long shadow]

but if he dies i wont feel feels

[uneven tendon]

I've seen people who dislike him mainly due to him being a dick to everyone

[long shadow]

like gyro

[bold crag]

this is part 8 not 7

[runic adder]

lol

[hard meteor]

meh everyones a dick in this part

[long shadow]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

Except Holly

[long shadow]

yasuho i would care

[hard meteor]

yeah shes cool

[long shadow]

rai not so much

[true ore]

a phex old and young

[bold crag]

rai pog wdym

doggystyle is da best stand

[long shadow]

i mean i dont dislike him

but like if he dies

its fine

[bold crag]

ikr

nah

[true ore]

rai made a crossbow out of his body

[bold crag]

narancia is best boy

[patent merlin]

Based

[bold crag]

lol

was it nut cracker or nut king

[kind owl]

@bold crag, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

[long shadow]

Ojiro was kina growing on me a little before he got his brains fired ngl

[bold crag]

which one

[patent merlin]

Nut King Call is Joshu's stand

[true ore]

bruh

[bold crag]

oh thx

[long shadow]

HE WAS NICE TO HOLLY

[bold crag]

bro rai is starting to remind of a villain....

this guy

you know how he dislocated him self

[minor ore]

uh oh

nipples

[bold crag]

that pic u sent

of rai

was kinda like

how he dislocated himself in part 5

[long shadow]

found the main villian

[true ore]

rina

[long shadow]

this bitch for getting weird ass stone disease

[true ore]

no i think the real villain is yotsuyu yagiyama

for his long ass name

[minor ore]

can the website stop giving me ads asking if I want to play the sexiest naruto game

like bitch I’m reading jojolion

[true ore]

mangadex will be back soon

[minor ore]

no time to be horny

[true ore]

though i use hwmn

[near cedar]

@viral plume do you remember what chapter is the JJL family tree shown

[viral plume]

Its one of the early ones I think, like right after California

[near cedar]

@errant socket okay I've made certain this isn't a spoiler

Here's your proof

[uneven tendon]

She was so hot that her beauty resulted in Johnny's death

[near cedar]

JJL takes place in 2011, Stone Ocean ends in 2012 so Irene and Jotaro should be here if it's the same continuity which they are not thus decisively proving it is not

[viral plume]

I dont know if that works

[runic adder]

bruh there are still people arguing about ireneverse being jjl?

[winter spade]

Is that at all in question?

[viral plume]

They are in america, you know?

[runic adder]

[winter spade]

Of course it’s not the same universe

[viral plume]

This is japanana

[runic adder]

some people cant read

[errant socket]

k ty

[viral plume]

Wait, im brainfarting

Nvm

[near cedar]

Jordaniel mentioned somebody was telling them that and that they wouldn't listen to Jordaniel when Jordaniel explained why it's separate

[runic adder]

ohhh ok

still means there are people that believe it

[near cedar]

I was helping them by throwing proof

[near cedar]

Ofc there are

[uneven tendon]

The only way for people to not get confused at this is to not make a part 7 and 8 animes

End it at 6

[viral plume]

Many people are stupid

[olive bobcat]

sad but true

[near cedar]

I don't think that would help

[minor ore]

There's also this

A quote by Araki

[near cedar]

I feel like people would still say "naaah it's connected"

[uneven tendon]

''What the fuck Araki why you killed Funny Valentine, the most righteous man ever, when he could give us a Josuke and Gappy crossover''

[minor ore]

Though, I do understand why some people might have that misconception if they just got into SBR and haven't been exposed to other external media (stuff outside the manga) . I don't understand people denying the evidence stating otherwise though.

[near cedar]

Shoving it in my discussion folder anyway

[olive bobcat]

yoooooo theres a discussion folder?!?!

[near cedar]

It's mostly full of pictures concerning a certain argument

Also 3 pictures displaying Diavolo saying he was never pierced

And 2 pictures of GER's stand sheet one in kanji and one in English

[uneven tendon]

I think the most annoying argument about the SBR universe is actually when people compare counterparts

[minor ore]

The Diavolo being pierced idea is something I'll never understand

[near cedar]

I mean during the final fight

[uneven tendon]

Like ''haha, Yasuho is girl Koichi''

''Kira loves hands like old Kira''

[near cedar]

People can't remember he couldn't keep hold of the arrow because Bruno killed CR thus pulling him back

Even tho that's like

[uneven tendon]

It reminds me of an edit that someone made of Emporio with a Joestar birthmark and people believed it was real

[near cedar]

One of the coolest scenes in part 5 lol

[near cedar]

[winter spade]

Also being empowered by the arrow doesn’t happen instantly

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[viral plume]

But the SMOKE!!!

HIS FLESH WAS AFFECTED BY THE ARROW, THERE WAS CURVATURE!!!

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, Requiem ruined Jojo

[viral plume]

Oh no, its been ruined way earlier

[near cedar]

He imagined it

[uneven tendon]

Too much unnecessary bullshit, and it wasn't that great in part 5 anyways

[near cedar]

That parts dumb but

[viral plume]

...he imagined it?

[near cedar]

Yes

He thought he got pierced and imagined it or some shit

[viral plume]

...we see that his flesh got bent around the arrow from an outside perspective, not his

[near cedar]

Idk why we needed to see his imagining but his hand is fine right after so what else would it be

[viral plume]

What else...an inconsistency

[winter spade]

What are we talking about?

[viral plume]

Unleash hellfire, my friends, araki has gongagad

[near cedar]

i see you have an emote with the same name lol

[winter spade]

When Diavolo stabs himself with the arrow but Bruno finesses him?

[viral plume]

Ye

Its drawn really stupidly

[near cedar]

He never stabbed himself according to himself

[viral plume]

You look at the manga page and you see that the arrow bends the flesh around king crimsons hand, making it look like he actually got stabbed but then you get the fucking "I was never stabbed" thing

[near cedar]

Because we were supposed to think he was stabbed cuz tension

Not saying it's good

Just saying what I see it as

[viral plume]

You can draw it in any other way to keep that tension going

[near cedar]

Araki says no

[viral plume]

Like, I could photoshop something in thats less confusing

I can open my video editor right now and change it to make it look better

Goddamn you araki

[near cedar]

Araki seeing you angry:

[winter spade]

I mean it’s largely inconsequential because even if he truly did stab himself with the arrow, Bruno destroying SC Requiem stops him from fully transforming his stand

[near cedar]

Also yes

[winter spade]

Meaning the outcome is the same regardless of if he stabbed himself or not

[viral plume]

Yeah, thats fine, its a nitpick more than anything, but it does call into question a few mechanics of requiem, like how long do you have to be stabbed to get the arrow

[winter spade]

Mmm

[viral plume]

Does the wound have to be fatal

Stuff like that

[near cedar]

We know it doesn't

CR

Farmhouse

[viral plume]

Oh yeah

[near cedar]

[minor ore]

jojolion bros

how are we feeling about this recent chapter

[winter spade]

What’s jojolion?

Sounds kinda crazy ngl

[viral plume]

I feel mixed about it

[winter spade]

I liked it

It was fun

[viral plume]

Like Kaato showing up, I guess, found the way that go beyond worked really cool and makes me smash the action figures of Yasuho and Josuke together, but like...there are a few mechanical things that bother me

[minor ore]

i been waiting to see this bozo get pieced up so i was pretty happy

[winter spade]

The art is consistently amazing so that’s not new but I really like how we finally got a major focus on the plane door and the Higashikata house rather than the hospital

[viral plume]

Like Obli becoming soap and getting washed off with water, with Josukes injuries just not existing anymore

[winter spade]

Obli wasn’t washed off, it drowned

It’s a rock animal

They need more access to oxygen because they breathe through their skin

[viral plume]

How did it drown so fast?

We see rock humans take quite a while before they crack the fuck out

[winter spade]

Yes but a small flat rock bug that has a very large surface area is gonna need near constant oxygen

Especially if it’s growing like crazy over josuke

Josuke glanced at a map of the hospital while in the elevator and presumably realized there was a washroom in the basement

We don’t get a good look at the map so that’s just my assumption

[viral plume]

I dunno, seems fishy to me that thats why they just drown, especially if Obli is adhesed very hard too josuke

[winter spade]

Also WoU mentions specifically that Obladi lives on dry, sloped cliffs

Yeah the only issue I have with the removal is that josuke isn’t visibly injured by the wounds left over by obli digging into his skin

[viral plume]

Oh shit, really?

[near cedar]

And we were doing so well with injury consistency

[viral plume]

The injury one bothers me the most, honestly

[winter spade]

Yeah

[viral plume]

I liked obli so much...

[winter spade]

But araki probably wanted to ratchet up tension and not have us focus on this random rock bug for a second longer than we needed to

[viral plume]

Obli good boy...

Feel like he could have done a better job with it vs the wounds dissapearing

[winter spade]

Probably

[viral plume]

I think it would have been smarter for josuke to keep obli on him, actually. they would work as a plug to make it so that he wouldnt bleed so quickly

Vs getting them off and have a sure case that these wounds all around his body would make him drench out blood

[true ore]

Who has summoned me

talking about obladi oblada

[winter spade]

I mean jojo characters can bleed 17 gallons and still throw a punch

It’s all part of the heightened realism style araki likes

[viral plume]

But still: sure amount of insane bloodloss vs plugs and losing smaller amounts of blood

I know what I would pick

[true ore]

he cant shoot though

[viral plume]

Not if WoU isnt there

[near cedar]

@viral plume did you notice the Rokakaka inconsistency that may or may not be intentional

[viral plume]

Yeah, I did

We are missing two

[true ore]

they had two branches

but heres the thing

[viral plume]

Nope, 4

[winter spade]

One seemed to have fallen off in the house but a third rokakaka was on the branch this chapter

[viral plume]

Well, branches, mabye, im talking about fruit

[winter spade]

But it disappeared shot to shot

[true ore]

oh i was talking about how there is one fruit left

since josefumi and kira used the beta new locacaca

[winter spade]

This would be maybe a misdirect but Yasuho has her line about all of the rokakaka being eaten

[viral plume]

Its really odd

[winter spade]

Meaning araki wants us to focus on that information and not the fact we clearly see multiple new rokakaka

[near cedar]

Actually one of them is inside the house, it fell off when Jobin I think dropped the plant

[winter spade]

Yee

[viral plume]

Ok, so one has dissapeared

I like to believe thats the one Kaato is there to look for? Mabye?

[near cedar]

For a minute I thought Jobin might have taken it

Well I thought he took both but then realized one fell off

[viral plume]

But until further information, its an inconsistency

[winter spade]

Mmm

[near cedar]

Let's hope it's mostly intentional

Someone theorized maybe PMK is making it not be visible

[viral plume]

Who knows, mabye

It might be going on a rampage and it making things show they shouldnt

All of the stuff with tooru is pmk illusion

Thats my theory now, all of part 8 is an illusion

[near cedar]

The calamity is PMKs illusion

[viral plume]

Hell. Yes.

[winter spade]

But like seriously it’s like a page to page discrepancy

[viral plume]

[near cedar]

Ffs

[viral plume]

It BETTER be PMK

[near cedar]

I'm watching a video, it does a dun dun dun and then I see this

Why did that fit so well

[near cedar]

[viral plume]

Im just hearing the terminator theme and then you see aaaa

Im just listening to Snake Eater and the disconnect is great

IM STIIIIIIIIL IN A DREAAAAAAAAAM SNAKE EATEEEEEEEEEEEERRR

[hard meteor]

le missing fruit

[viral plume]

Truly, gnay

[near cedar]

Gnay lol

[winter spade]

If it is a mistake, I think it’s because araki mixed up the moment where Tooru pulls the final new locacaca off of the branch

Because you can see before that there’s clearly only one still attached to the branch

[hard meteor]

probably just a mistake on his end

[viral plume]

But we would still be missing one, ya know? We will see what happens

[winter spade]

We would still be missing two but there’s a reasonable gap where Jobin dies and joshu grabs the plant pot where someone could’ve grabbed two

Kaato or whoever else

[hard meteor]

probs her

doesnt seem like mitsuba or the other girls got a hold of one

[viral plume]

We shalt see

[chilly arch]

JoJolion bad

[viral plume]

Obliterate the animal

[chilly arch]

You fool - I am neither a dog, a bird, nor a horse.

Therefore, I CANNOT DIE!

[viral plume]

You’re a goat, so you’re basically a horse

[hard meteor]

begone swine

[chilly arch]

PREDICTABO

[near cedar]

A goat? So Satan sent you?

[chilly arch]

No
I'm an undertale goat, not a satan goat. Look at my tag.

[viral plume]

Ah, so you must double die :3

[chilly arch]

Cringe fuckin nae nae baby

[near cedar]

Asrial?

[chilly arch]

Was Asriel yellow

[viral plume]

In allot of nsfw, asgore is yellow tinted, so you could be Asriel

[near cedar]

I don't remember

[viral plume]

I think they actually are

[chilly arch]

Asriel is a cracker

[viral plume]

Or it was just asgore

[chilly arch]

I'm the yellow one here

[viral plume]

Dude, asgore dadbod

[near cedar]

Asgore has white fur and a yellow beard and hair

[viral plume]

He looks like a pillow...

[chilly arch]

my favorite jojolion character is asgore guys

[viral plume]

Dude, hes fucking great

Wanna cuddle with Asgore dude, goddamn

[chilly arch]

Hes better than the other JoJolion characters*

• • Except for Kira Yoshikage 8

[hard meteor]

at least you have some taste

[kind owl]

@hard meteor, Your Hamon Rank is now level 34 !

[hard meteor]

thank you bot

[primal lintel]

wh

why are we talking undertale

[true walrus]

ruined the channel

[split tide]

Kira8 best character in JJL

[true walrus]

obviously its Joshu

[junior coral]

To all you Tooru main villain believers 🤨

[summer nova]

joe bin emvee

[true walrus]

Just because he wasn't revealed at the beginning doesn't mean he couldn't be the main villain

also that fight was the climax so I doubt another villian would be revealed

[junior coral]

Nope

It was the climax of the fight

25 chapter long arc, that last chapter was the climax of that

It never said the climax of JoJolion lol

[true ore]

hopefully since 106 was continuing the climax of 105 we kaato will end the climax and we will the resolution will start

[junior coral]

... climax of the fight

Not climax of the whole part ...

[true ore]

K

well i misheard

the spoilers on spolier day

[fleet river]

do we have any WoU emojis?

[junior coral]

no

[fleet river]

shame

tooru emoji?

[junior coral]

dude obviously not

you know what would happen if we had a WoU emoji !?

[fleet river]

no

[junior coral]

Calamities would befall us every time you try to 'click' it!

[kind owl]

@junior coral, Your Hamon Rank is now level 32 !

[junior coral]

Surely that is an act of 'pursuit'?

[fleet river]

wait a second

is reading jojolion an act of pursuit?

[junior coral]

holy shit

[fleet river]

what if my life was shit because i was destined to read it and thus getting in a calamity

[true ore]

is pursuing someone who is pursuing WoU pursuing WoU

[fleet river]

wou is the ||rokkos basilisk|| of the jojo fandom

also I'm deeply sorry for everyone who searched it up for the first time now

[true ore]

intruiging

its just an urban legend though

[fleet river]

yes but it can make some people really anxious

[true ore]

know whats scary, stuff like skinwalker ranch

i thought that was interesting

[fleet river]

thinking about it

wou is the first infohazard stand

[minor ore]

I am up to date with manga

[junior coral]

congrats!

[hoary sun]

Bites The Dust is the first info hazard stand and the og universe version of WOU thx u v much

[fleet river]

oh

i forgot that

[junior coral]

Wait a fucking minute

Wonder of U and Bites the Dust work almost the same way

How am I just realizing this

[fleet river]

same

[edgy tiger]

WoU, Love Train, GER all remind me of each other

[fleet river]

yeah they are the borderline godlike abilities

[edgy tiger]

And all three of them redirect enemy attacks/misfortune to some extent

GER sets attacks to zero, love train sends it elsewhere and WoU tells you to fuck off and have some of your own medicine

[fleet river]

however you have to actually arrack love train and ger

with wou its enough to just know about its existence

[warm fable]

lmao isnt that a bunch of bullshit

[fleet river]

it is

but as i said it makes some people very anxious so i censored its name

[warm fable]

idk what to be anxious about, the concept itself is stupid

[edgy tiger]

Araki really went overboard this part

[fleet river]

or maybe he started reading scp articles

he speaks english right?

[edgy tiger]

Scp?

[minor ore]

English?

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fans-jojolion-new-jojolion-new-jojolion-chapter-jojolion-fans-gif-21213789

[minor ore]

He seems to understand some english but theres no way in hell he can speak english

yeah

He very possibly knows how to read to a certain extent

But he cant speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gPKquuaOD8

is this translations legit lol

[ember light]

not at all

[minor ore]

No

[minor ore]

people beilive this shit 💀

[junior coral]

man

that's so old

[foggy gulch]

fake as hell

[junior coral]

how do people still fall for this shit

[minor ore]

he had another video that was real

[junior coral]

which one...

dare I ask

?

[minor ore]

No he didnt

All of papavalentines videos are fake

Good ones

[junior coral]

I wanna know which video he thought was real

[ember light]

Im pretty sure he does have one real one that he uploaded just to fuck with people but I might be wrong

[junior coral]

Also fuck Papavalentine for providing such a fucking unbelievable amount of misinformation to the malleable jojo fandom

[minor ore]

Yeah fuck that guy

Like

He messed up everything

[junior coral]

JoJo fans are stupid, that I cannot control, but man's feeding the flames

It's such bs

[woeful sluice]

Araki invented women

[junior coral]

you have no idea how many times I've seen a moron on here ask if Part 6 was cancelled because of that one video

[foggy gulch]

LOL

[junior coral]

Or ask if Emporio is the Part 9 jojo

got damnit

[minor ore]

I always took his stuff as jokes but I can definitely see why

[foggy gulch]

i never knew why people always said emporio was the p9 jojo until i finally saw that papa valentine vid

fucking hell

[junior coral]

It fooled me as an ignorant newcomer

I can't cap

[woeful sluice]

Just tell them that the moving picture is inherently evil

[minor ore]

Honestly I hated how he posted leitmotifs with heavy spoilers in the thumbnail

Unless that was a different Valentine

[junior coral]

It's kind of scummy to post these things and pose them as real interviews with no indication of it being fake

[junior coral]

same guy. still a scumbag

[minor ore]

Ahhhh

Ok

Yeah nah he's my least favourite JojoTuber, if you can call it that

All jojotubers are shit

[foggy gulch]

i was very skeptical of it when araki "said" gays have to disappear LOL

[minor ore]

Sorry but its true:+

The only ones I actually watch are Meti and XForts

Yeah those are on the ok side

No

[junior coral]

Hamon Beat's videos are good mostly

[minor ore]

I'm not that big of a fan of Shuck or Hamon's most recent stuff

[junior coral]

Can't vouch for him as an individual but

[woeful sluice]

I don't pay attention to whose making the dumb videos i watch at 1am

[minor ore]

Hamon beat does good vids i just despise the concept of "jojotuber"

Man

[junior coral]

I can't sit through jojo discussion videos because almost all discussion topics I've already exhausted talking about on this server lol

[foggy gulch]

i like hamons content but shuck is mostly unwatchable for me

[edgy tiger]

Shuckmeister’s araki forgot vids too 🤣🤣🤣

[junior coral]

yep

at least he apologized for that

he didn't mean to turn Araki Forgot into the worst meme

[minor ore]

But did he take them down tho

The only thing I don't like about Hamon is that in some of his more recent "araki forgot" stuff he started acting all high and mighty

[foggy gulch]

papa valentine will continue to troll new comers

[junior coral]

that's his thing

he's smarter than everyone

[minor ore]

Bruh hamon beat goes through daily pain lmao

[junior coral]

yeah

He'd hate it in this server

[edgy tiger]

He always came off as an elitist but I can’t say his vids aren’t extremely helpful

[junior coral]

haehehehe

[summer nova]

always has been

[minor ore]

Shickmeister is the worst

[minor ore]

Yeah that's exactly my thing too
The series is just meant to be pointing out the obvious but later on he just comes off as "everyone but me is an idiot" but earlier on he was much calmer

Isn't shuck the one that started the part 6 hate train ?

Yeah

Fuck him

[foggy gulch]

yes

he is

[minor ore]

Nobody's a 10000 IQ genius just by pointing out the obvious

[edgy tiger]

Part 6 hate always had me confused

[summer nova]

i would rather be friends with shuck than with hamon beat

[minor ore]

Also even though Part 6 is my least favourite, I don't hate it

[edgy tiger]

I can’t see how anyone would like part 5 over it but that’s just me

[junior coral]

Hamon Pete was mean to me once or twice so

[minor ore]

Donatello is one of the best written characters in the series

[minor ore]

Fucking hammer pete

[foggy gulch]

i presume someone will come in and screenshot this convo to put in the shuck discord, if thats even a thing.

[minor ore]

Villain-wise, I should say

[junior coral]

Ripple Peter

[edgy tiger]

Honestly I think that could be attributed to some of the really bad araki forgot takes, I remember him explaining how a refrigerator works 😂😂😂

[summer nova]

shuck made some trash videos, while hamon beat has a trash personality

even if we ignore the racism stuff

[minor ore]

Shuck's personality isn't that good either

[summer nova]

it's why i still place shuck higher than hamon beat

[minor ore]

Racism stuff?

[summer nova]

yeah

[edgy tiger]

Hamon also had some weird takes on non jojo related things iirc

[summer nova]

yep......

[edgy tiger]

I probably should not go into it

[foggy gulch]

wdym

[minor ore]

Ya mind DM'ing me some examples because I don't wanna jump the gun on it

[summer nova]

i'm not saying he's a good human being or something, but he doesn't have any character traits that turn me completely off as opposed to hamon beat

just a lil cringy at times but so is everyone

[edgy tiger]

I think he may have deleted the tweets, but you could probably see some screen shots if search far enough

[minor ore]

Cringe is enough to make my eyes pop out of my head

I hate it

[minor ore]

He doesn't even give a proper reasoning for hating part 6

[summer nova]

hamon beat seems to have some form of a superiority complex

and it manifests in different ways

[foggy gulch]

pretty sure he addressed it, it was being taken out of context. i can send the tweet addressing it if needed.

[minor ore]

OH

Ok so

I read them

[edgy tiger]

Sure pls do

[minor ore]

Aeonstar has a caato superiority complex

[summer nova]

barely

[summer nova]

True 🍊 True

[minor ore]

Tooru < Kaato <<<<< Mystery Man

Anyway

IMO Hamon Beat's takes were just dumb
Comes off as if he offended the very side he was trying to help

Anyway

So

I came back in here to ask you all a question

Remember how in Chapter 9 Norisuke gave the two dolls to Josuke?

Yeah

Robot and bear?

Yeah

What do you think the Robot represented?

Doesn't he say that?

No, he only says the bear

[summer nova]

yooooo

[minor ore]

Because going through the line of logic that Yanki was soft
I think the robot was meant to represent Bansho

[summer nova]

the bear doe

tooru foreshadowing???

[minor ore]

No

I think it was just a coincidence

More like tooru character building by slight detail

Otherwise he'd be having a pompodour like redline

[edgy tiger]

The only acceptable complex is the Jobin one

[minor ore]

No it isnt

[edgy tiger]

Reject milf kaato, embrace mr Meraaaryaryaaaaa

[minor ore]

I mean that as in "it isn't forshadowing Toou"

Oh

But it ties into tooru

As a SYMBOLLIC thing yeah I think it's meant to give off "big softie" vibes

I'll show you if this chapter fucking loads

Or

Maybe it's meant to represent wearing your heart on your sleeve

I double checked and Norisuke only goes into detail about Yankees

[limber pivot]

personally finding part 8 somewhat hard to follow, I am up to chapter 61

[minor ore]

What's the part that's confusing you the most?

I can help explain some stuff

[limber pivot]

I understand what is going on, its just the way it is structured I somewhat find it hard to follow

[minor ore]

ahhh

Oke

[limber pivot]

im assuming it works somewhat better in the later chapters?

[minor ore]

It does for a bit, but the most recent arc has a few perspectives

[limber pivot]

alright, thanks

[minor ore]

Chapter 83 is when it starts getting weird again

[limber pivot]

cannot wait until mangadex is back up, this one website I am using redirects me to an NSFW game whenever I go to the next chapter

[kind owl]

@limber pivot, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

Lmao

[limber pivot]

is it still the 106 chapters of this part at the moment

[minor ore]

Yes

Theres one every month

[limber pivot]

alright, thanks

[minor ore]

why did araki nerf joshu

[sudden laurel]

Chad Joshu Chad Joshu

[minor ore]

no wonder joshu hates josuke if he plundered a jawline like that

[uneven tendon]

The haircut is awful

[minor ore]

Remember when joshu was ugly

[uneven tendon]

Even Jobin was ugly in early Jojolion

[white beacon]

Don't need to remember, he still is

[minor ore]

His hair sucks
He isint that ugly tbf

[uneven tendon]

Luckily in the anime we'll get normal Jobin

[rocky charm]

OG Higashikata family scares me

[uneven tendon]

Sadly the anime probably won't change stuff like Norisuke's early behavior not lining up with his later behavior

[minor ore]

Didnt you send something here a while back which showed that tsurugi was 2 years old in her first appearance

Or his

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

Chad Jobin

Virgin Jobin

[heavy ledge]

do you guys even sleep

[minor ore]

Yes

[minor ore]

I would ask that to you,liam and Zach
I always see you 3 here

[heavy ledge]

i woke up 2 hours ago

[minor ore]

lmao what

bruh

shit quality

btru

shidded

[barren bough]

shidded

[heavy ledge]

are we gonna do anything for jojolions 10th bd

[minor ore]

this server?

probably not

[heavy ledge]

no idk, im going to ask on twitter

[uneven tendon]

I have a theory

Holly's Stand will be used in the next few chapters

Because of her previous profession as a doctor, it's likely her Stand is a healing or restoring Stand

[minor ore]

interesting

[true ore]

what if her stand is the affects of the locacaca and araki was just pissed at people who thiught that hollys stand in part 3 wasnt meant to kill her. (I dont believe a thing i said so im just joking)

[uneven tendon]

So I think what will happen is that Holly's Stand will restore the house and Joshu, and Mitsuba will sacrifice herself for Tsurugi

And that the Locacaca that will be harvested in like 2 hours will be used for Norisuke

[minor ore]

Maybe something like crazy diamonds healing ability?

[minor ore]

joshu is not reallly

you know

his stand is missing

not broken

so she cant fix that

no

what

sorry

[uneven tendon]

But his Stand was in the flash forward though

[minor ore]

i meant hand

not stnafd

fuck

[uneven tendon]

Well technically his hand is still in his body, but it's basically a noodle

[minor ore]

yeah

but

hm

we'll just wait

[uneven tendon]

But what do you think of my theory?

[true ore]

like cream starter to the flesh out of him

[minor ore]

its

[minor ore]

possible

[hybrid moth]

4 testicles

[true ore]

plausible

[minor ore]

shut the actual fuck up

[hybrid moth]

4 testicles?

[minor ore]

leave

[hybrid moth]

Jk

Ight

https://tenor.com/view/bye-jojo-diamond-is-unbreakable-josuké-wave-gif-14598230

[kind owl]

@hybrid moth, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

[uneven tendon]

Most people ''haha Gappy has 4 testicles and he likes fries''
Me: ''even with his family and friends, Gappy still is trying to find his identity and reconciling with the fact that nobody from half of his previous lives tried to look for him''

''And his sister from the other life is dead and maybe his mother down the line''

[minor ore]

virgins : tooru is the main villain

chads : josuke is the main villain

[uneven tendon]

Gigachads: ''the Locacaca is the main villain''

[minor ore]

ultrachads : holly was pulling the strings all along

[uneven tendon]

SBR virgins: ''Johnny is the main villain''
SBR appreciators: ''Lucy is the main villain, because she gave Steven the idea of the SBR race''

[true ore]

SBR virgins: "Valentine is the hero because of his patriotism, his undying loyalty for his country justifies his actions."

Araki: "valentine is the villain because he kills people"

[minor ore]

araki is the main villan

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

[minor ore]

he's the reason everything bad happens to josuke

[true ore]

Araki is the main villain because he created lucy who told steven that the race was a good idea which then led valentine to take the race into his own hands.

[summer nova]

araki's memory is the real main villain because araki forgot

[minor ore]

pjort no....

also why the fuck do we have a DI-S-CO emote and 0 tooru emotes

"hes not the mv"

[summer nova]

my favorite jojo character

@mods

[minor ore]

next chapter, yasuho screams, caato is crying, josuke forces out another shot, and while yasuho is shocked and trembling, the bubble hits caato, allowing tooru to heal

wonder of u too

[uneven tendon]

Well, Gyro himself doesn't know what is the nature of the relationship between Disco and Valentine

😳

[sinful wasp]

we need more rock insects next chapter

[minor ore]

tooru is actually multiple rock animals combined pretending to be a rock human

[sinful wasp]

Araki hasn't dropped Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop yet

[minor ore]

have patience

caato is a rock insect too

[sinful wasp]

hopefully

[lucid talon]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-higashikata-wonder-of-you-locacaca-rokakaka-head-doctor-gif-20054184

[minor ore]

Where did the eye rock go btw

anyways

[minor ore]

fell off

[manic lark]

@lucid talon u speedrunnin the hamon rank?

[upper knoll]

https://twitter.com/jousuke_SandW/status/1385569508467695621

ふぁる子（Falco） (@jousuke_SandW)

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[barren bough]

tbh, there wouldn't really be a point to making the whole story about breaking a curse just to have the way they stop that curse from happening again by just sacrificing someone like always, the best we can get to this theory is having Holy's stand have an ability to grow plants at a quicker rate, much like Gold Experience, to grow the New Locacaca quicker

but that could only happen of there's enough Locacacas still left

[uneven tendon]

I have a better theory

[sinful wasp]

Is it possible that the unripe Locacaca has effects we don't know of yet?

[uneven tendon]

What if Joshu discovers Nut King Call is so powerful that it can unscrew the barrier between realities?

So he brings a Locacaca from another universe

[sinful wasp]

That A potential coming into the works 👀

[barren bough]

not sure, all we know is that it can't cure someone's ailments at the cost of another person

it's the edible version of D4C Love Train

[minor ore]

Jobin believes that the ripe new locacaca can completely cure tsurugi no exchange needed

We'll have to wait

[sinful wasp]

We'll find out next year prob 😔

[barren bough]

hopefully it will

but then again

who will act as the sacrifice

[near cedar]

Yes but what's he know

He could be utterly wrong lol

[uneven tendon]

I don't think Araki will have Jobin be wrong in this scenario, since it would kind of make the entire arc pointless

[runic adder]

Would be super tragic if jobin fought so hard and in the end it doesn’t even work

[minor ore]

Well now we have josukes spin

Which can allegedly cure the disease

But

It has a very very high chance of it being another "it transfers to you" kind of thing

Or mamezuku could be plain wrong again since he's been doing that a bunch lately

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe Caato's Stand brings all the other Jojo's to help out?

[minor ore]

Yeah

Hyped to see jousuke and hat jousuke collab

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe the entire Higashikata family works against Tooru?

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-pose-family-super-heroes-gif-11492962

[near cedar]

They can't do shit tho

Only Yasuho and Josuke can do anything to him

The others have a much higher chance for grevious injury or death

[uneven tendon]

That one was a joke

But what if they work together against Caato?

[raven charm]

why did he admit this when they met, kinda foolish

[uneven tendon]

[near cedar]

Who the fuck is Yamagoocha

Or what

[hard meteor]

[uneven tendon]

I have no idea

Also, when you realize Yasuho technically met Josuke before he came out of the ground

[minor ore]

She technically did

[uneven tendon]

He even saved her life

Accidentally

[minor ore]

no i think it was very intentional lol

he crushed the bug

[uneven tendon]

I guess we'll never know for certain

[minor ore]

what if the flying fish at the start were a calamity

[uneven tendon]

What if mystery man is actually a calamity?

[minor ore]

he is

[uneven tendon]

Also, am I the only one who finds chapter 106 a bit underwhelming?

[hard meteor]

Mystery baby is a calamity

Underwhelming

How so

[uneven tendon]

Like seeing Go Beyond and NKC barrage was cool, but I think something about the chapter was a bit lacking

Like maybe how Joshu doesn't get to do much

Or Josuke just getting rid of Obladi Oblada by washing it with water

[minor ore]

Nah

[uneven tendon]

Or the Higashikatas just showing up for like 3 panels

[minor ore]

this chapter was packed full with stuff

[near cedar]

what should he do

[uneven tendon]

At least harm Tooru

[near cedar]

Other then get bitch slapped by the calamity

[uneven tendon]

Or not get bonked

[minor ore]

normally there would be just cliffhangers here and there, but in this chapter we say consequences

[near cedar]

If he somehow did that i'm pretty sure the kill order would instantly go to him and kill him

[hard meteor]

I kinda get the joshu thing but with the type of stand he’s up against there not a lot of ways he can seriously harm tooru

And I’m more or less indifferent to obladi

[minor ore]

yeah its better to thank araki for making joshu not touch tooru, cause he would have died

[uneven tendon]

TBH the hairclip was the worst rock insect

Maybe we'll get the barrage get the justice it deserves in the next few chapters?

[hard meteor]

The chapter itself was pretty good packed ton of action and a slightly better cliffhanger

[near cedar]

Literally can't

If he manages to touch Tooru he dies

[uneven tendon]

Not Tooru

Someone else

[near cedar]

Like who

[uneven tendon]

Gets barraged by Joshu

Maybe Caato?

[minor ore]

nah the chapter was really good but the cliffhanger looked like a smash character reveal

[uneven tendon]

[near cedar]

Tooru is gonna forcibly fuse with her

Most likely

[light swift]

Joshu’s stand

[minor ore]

*heal

[uneven tendon]

Is awesome

[light swift]

must evolve before this ends

[hard meteor]

Force fusion nah

[light swift]

I need to see it

[hard meteor]

You need a wall eyes in order to fuse

[light swift]

He already did his first barrage

[near cedar]

no

[hard meteor]

Unless that rule just gets changed

[light swift]

Yes

Please

[hard meteor]

But that be stupid

[minor ore]

fusion is too complex for now and also would suck cause josuke wouldnt be special anymore

[light swift]

Make it real araki

[near cedar]

fair fair i miss said that

[uneven tendon]

Maybe California King Bed should get the requirement of playing a game with specific rules removed?

[light swift]

Make joshu the next jojo

Part 9

[uneven tendon]

Nah, make Jobin the next Jojo

[minor ore]

no

[light swift]

I thought jobin died

[minor ore]

jobin sucks

[near cedar]

Joshu only has 1 Jo

[minor ore]

and is dead

[uneven tendon]

Wait what

[hard meteor]

What

[minor ore]

higashikata?

[hard meteor]

Damn unbased Zach?!!?

[uneven tendon]

Araki reveals his real name is actually JoJo

[near cedar]

....

[light swift]

Didn’t araki say he already had part 9 planned out?

And a protag?

[near cedar]

No

[uneven tendon]

Higashikata doesn't have a Jo in it

[minor ore]

yeah you didnt know????????

[uneven tendon]

The 2nd Jo is the Suke

[hard meteor]

Nothing was said about a protag

[light swift]

Oh

[near cedar]

Josuke - Jo suke (Jo)

[light swift]

Damn ok

[uneven tendon]

Honestly a Tooru and Caato fusion will be very interesting to see

[minor ore]

bruh higashikata has a jo look

higashikata

higa(jo)shikata

see, found it

[hard meteor]

All araki said was that he had a outline of what part 9 was and that was all the way in 2004

[light swift]

Oh damn

Ok

[uneven tendon]

He also said he wants to do part 9 in Italy in like 2019

[minor ore]

he didnt say that

he said he will try something

and maybe

like, he was asked and responded with maybe

[uneven tendon]

Maybe we'll look together at a new sky?

[minor ore]

maybe tooru is tooru tooru yeha

[light swift]

We’ll probably see a few more callbacks in the next part

[uneven tendon]

I find it weird how Araki retconned Josefumi's ''death''

Well not retconned, more like altered

[hard meteor]

You mean with the speech

I thought it was fine

[uneven tendon]

Probably should've hit harder

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/help-fail-blooper-escalator-old-gif-7850245

[summer nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-90s-aerobics-fit-tight-groovy-gif-8494539

part 9 joe star

[minor ore]

why is he

wearing white shoes

[summer nova]

bc it's lit

[long shadow]

i do wonder where its gonna take place tho

[sudden nymph]

If part 9 happens what would you guys want it to be like paint me a picture

[near cedar]

It's on fire

He is literally burning alive

Somebody help him

[summer nova]

nah he'll be fine

[minor ore]

mark

[near cedar]

He spontaniously combusted and is being immolated alive

This is not daijoubu

[sudden nymph]

Pearl from One piece

[light swift]

He bussin

[summer nova]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-furry-hangout-furries-hangout-furries-hanging-out-gif-18582336

[long shadow]

chap 107 is the anniversary but its so far way. glad i didnt start reading 10 years ago tho

[summer nova]

the furry army will rescue him

[minor ore]

"Spontaneous combustion is not real, drink your corn syrup!!!!!"

[light swift]

Destroy it all

[near cedar]

I literally have no idea who that is

[sudden nymph]

Have you not seen one piece?

[near cedar]

I fucking stopped watching

[minor ore]

one piss

[light swift]

What stand can spontaneously kill everything in one shot

Specifically

That abomination

[long shadow]

one piece is gud

[sudden nymph]

Where did you stop this guy was in a very early arc

[summer nova]

hevans dooaahh

[minor ore]

i dont think so

[sudden nymph]

Speed king

[minor ore]

heavens door cant do poopoo

[light swift]

Dude i don’t wanna turn a furry into a book and see all the yiff in there head

[minor ore]

but yasuho was strong enough i guess

[light swift]

Thats gonna be more damaging to me then to them

[near cedar]

well uuuuuuugh then i forgot about him lmao

[long shadow]

most op stand is tusk or ger isnt it

[hard meteor]

Cream

[near cedar]

I stopped after 100 something episodes because aaaaaaa

[minor ore]

no

[summer nova]

have u read jojolion

[light swift]

Ah yes cream

[long shadow]

i mean yeah

[light swift]

Vore stand

[long shadow]

but like

[sudden nymph]

Did you get to the restaurant ship arc

[summer nova]

soft & wet: go beyond surpasses every prior stand

[long shadow]

idk

[minor ore]

dude cant even aim it

[summer nova]

both literally and figuratively

[minor ore]

pure chance i guess

if you hit em you hit em

[long shadow]

feel like it could still just be returned to zero

[summer nova]

yeah but there's no stand powah that can counter it

[minor ore]

no it cant

[summer nova]

both GER and WOU manipulate fate through logic

[long shadow]

then infinite spin bs wont work either

[minor ore]

lol what

wdym

[summer nova]

it's the explosive spin, not the infinite spin

[sudden nymph]

We don’t know that
That seems like something only araki can answer

[long shadow]

i was talking about tusk

[summer nova]

the explosive spinning bubbles defy logic itself

[long shadow]

how tho

[summer nova]

it was literally said

[minor ore]

if GER is based on logic, the bubble isnt, end

[long shadow]

true

[summer nova]

multiple times

[hard meteor]

It doesn’t exist in this world and it can go beyond the reason of logic like pjtor said

[sudden nymph]

I would argue any stand that can bend reality in a way isn’t based on logic

[minor ore]

no

[sudden nymph]

No?

[summer nova]

how is GER supposed to return something that is already zero to zero

[long shadow]

so is jojolion gonna end soon ig if tooru dies

[hard meteor]

No

[minor ore]

no stand can truly bend reality anyways

only manipulate to an extent

[sudden nymph]

Not fully but particularly

[hard meteor]

Still waaaaaay to many things in the plot that need to be solved after tooru

[summer nova]

but the manipulation of reality implies that something outside of reality can counter it

[long shadow]

yeah but if hes the mv then idk

[hard meteor]

What

[uneven tendon]

Green Green Grass of Home is also one of them

[minor ore]

if a stand rely on fate, time or space its within reality, it might be manipulating it but its not outside of it

[hard meteor]

What does that have to do with the multiple unanswered questions in the story

[sudden nymph]

If I had to choose one side or the other I would choose your guy’s side but I truly think this is only something Araki can answer

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if Tooru lives until the last chapter of Jojolion and he's the only one to survive

[minor ore]

that would mean its the end probably

[summer nova]

that's true for a lot of things tho

[long shadow]

jojo usally ends with soon after the main villian dies

[uneven tendon]

Not this part

[long shadow]

ig

this is very different

[uneven tendon]

Too many things to solve regardless of Tooru

[summer nova]

steel ball run went on for a while longer after valentine died

[hard meteor]

Definitely not happening in this part lol

[long shadow]

yeah not that longer tho

[uneven tendon]

We don't know that

[minor ore]

not with part 8, the villain pulled some strings and made some trouble, but theres a shit ton of things to address

[dire furnace]

Tooru is an eboy

[hard meteor]

Tooru dying isn’t going to answer anything

[sudden nymph]

If you count his first death even longer

[summer nova]

tru

[dire furnace]

Valentine died a lot

[summer nova]

it's also the fact that the source of the evil in jojolion doesnt come from 1 single person

[uneven tendon]

It's going to answer what Tooru's death will be like

[long shadow]

maybe tooru isnt mv

[summer nova]

there's the rokakaka org and the higashikata's

[uneven tendon]

[uneven tendon]

Nah, he is

[minor ore]

no, he is, he's the literal definition of it

[sudden nymph]

Caato is hot so she is main villain

[long shadow]

lol

[uneven tendon]

His organization is the reason Josuke exists in the first place

[dire furnace]

jojolion doesn't really have like , a main villain the way most other parts do. Tooru was just the biggest bad , but he wasn't the only gear in the machine

[summer nova]

https://tenor.com/view/true-annoying-orange-orange-fun-gif-13311891

[minor ore]

this is true

[long shadow]

I do wonder whats gonna happen with the new rokas

[uneven tendon]

*New Locas

[sudden nymph]

Caato hot so she main villain

[uneven tendon]

Hey bro, Tooru is also hot

[dire furnace]

Kaato can step on me idc

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-tooru-jojolion-jojolion-jojo-jojos-gif-20883794

[summer nova]

i refuse to call the rokakaka crazy shit

[dire furnace]

Tooru is a TikTokker

[long shadow]

Caato isnt even the hottest in this part

[minor ore]

i can play with caato boobies in my mind so --> mv
what can i play with tooru??!!??!??!? --> not a mv

[dire furnace]

idc milf mommy can kill me

[sudden nymph]

Yeah it’s Joshu

[uneven tendon]

Yes, it's Obladi Oblada

Oh

Obladi Oblada is a close 2nd

BTW Dino

[sudden nymph]

True

[dire furnace]

Jobins leaky heart is the main villain

[uneven tendon]

What do you think of my theory on Holly's Stand?

[summer nova]

the dick is extremely important

[sudden nymph]

Tell me haven’t seen it

[dire furnace]

her stand is Tusk

[minor ore]

what is a dik???

[dire furnace]

Tusk 2

Electric Boogaloo

[sudden nymph]

That would make a lot of sense

[uneven tendon]

What if Josuke uses both Ball Breaker and SaW at the same time?

[summer nova]

what if there will be a time skip

bc the harvest got delayed

[uneven tendon]

It didn't

[long shadow]

Norisuke prob gonna die . Someone has too.

[minor ore]

plz explain idk wat dik is and it very important??? Is it plays a role in jojo leaon ????

[dire furnace]

Holys Stand is Crazy Diamond

[uneven tendon]

Mamezuku and Kei already died

[summer nova]

i dont know

[long shadow]

yeah but like they werent that sad

[sudden nymph]

Josuke gets the ability to turn his bubbles into steel balls :trollface:

[minor ore]

bat u said....