jojolion

[odd monolith]

fair

[near cedar]

Fuck no

[frail haven]

Compared to character motivations in part 7 its pretty bad

[odd monolith]

fair that its his taste I mean

[sudden nymph]

I sent this in general spoilers but I’ll send it here too

[junior coral]

Tooru isn't neceserilly "behind everything" he's just the leader of the Rock Human group. We have no villain motivation from him, no monologue about how he's right and how no one else is or whatever

[frail haven]

Why did Araki ruin Sandman?

[junior coral]

He hasn't influenced the story directly enough

[odd monolith]

soundman ruined???

y tho

[sudden nymph]

I’ve already had this conversation multiple times I’m sure you can find one of them if you look around enough

[odd monolith]

@junior coral yeah theres really no..."master bad guy" here. even if tooru is the main antag he isnt behind it all

@sudden nymph 2lazy

explain or be judged

[sudden nymph]

Yeah pretty much but I’ll try I guess

[near cedar]

Kakyoin and Polnareff and Nijimura senior had flesh buds, nobody else did, the others work for DIO of their own accord, don't try bringing up Enya as proof that they all had flesh buds, Steely Dan put that in her head same way he put one in Joseph's head

[odd monolith]

attaboy

right, you're right
to be fair they were mostly pretty dumb/shallow. I mean can you blame a guy like steely dan for wanting money and fame

[frail haven]

I've never heard someone said Sandman was ruined

[sudden nymph]

I’ll see if I can find my explanation I posted earlier but if I can’t I’ll just explain it again

[near cedar]

His organization is the reason the story started, the whole shit with Josefumi and Kira, didn't influence the story my ass

[frail haven]

I look up your name and then "sandman" so I know now

yeah your reasons make sense to me

[odd monolith]

I have a feeling he's gonna say he's ruined bc of his "heel turn" at his fight with johnny and gyro

[frail haven]

I still like him

That's not true

He didnt say that

[odd monolith]

just a theory

ok I believe you

[junior coral]

Tooru didn't directly do anything/ say he did anything to move the story forward. We didn't even know there was a leader until like chapter 80

[odd monolith]

@junior coral tooru is the head doctor and head doctor was creating the new rokakaka batches

also did I just totally miss how an audience full of non-users is able to see Head Doctor if hes a stand

[junior coral]

I know that but from start to finish his impact is only felt in the latter 30 ish chapters

[junior coral]

The Stand appears as an old man to non-Stand Users

But as the robot dude in a suit to Stand Users

[odd monolith]

@junior coral right but tooru is in it before that, kinda laying the groundwork to show you he's been there while also controlling doctor

Ahh. makes sense. I don't remember reading that.

[sudden nymph]

I couldn’t find my own but I’m friends with metal so I don’t think he will mind me using one of his messages

[near cedar]

We didn't know there's a leader? Of an international organization that sells miracles?

[odd monolith]

his name was always soundman

[near cedar]

An organization that couldn't possibly work without a leader?

[junior coral]

We did not know he existed lol that's a fact

[sudden nymph]

Except his own tribe calls him sandman at the beginning

[junior coral]

There is no mention of him prior, no hint, no notice

All I'm saying is that his influence in the part is only felt once they get to the hospital in around chapter 75 ish

[sudden nymph]

I blame this panel for making people think that

[junior coral]

yeah lol

[sudden nymph]

Like if I was a new reader I would believe that too if I saw this

[odd monolith]

well he corrects gyro and johnny since they're white and says how they bastardized his name. maybe it caught on? does he happily REPLY to being called sandman at the beginning?

also valentine was INCREDIBLY charasmatic

and soundman was desperate

[sudden nymph]

He seemed fine with it

[odd monolith]

in conclusion I petition he be moved to C

[sudden nymph]

Actually Sandman was doing really well in the race at the time

[junior coral]

I'm so excited about the prospect of a Part 9. To witness the birth of a new JoJo with everyone else for the first time ever

[odd monolith]

alright nvm you have Diavolo at F tier, chart disregarded

move along folks

[olive bobcat]

that would be wild
jojolion has been going on for so long that most of the fanbase has never experienced a fresh part

[odd monolith]

nothing to see here

[olive bobcat]

yeah, diavolo is at like D

[odd monolith]

...for Diavolo

Diavoloman Crybaby

[sudden nymph]

Also it’s not necessarily that it doesn’t make since although I do think that it’s more that he was brought up as someone important and then wasted

[near cedar]

We knew there was a leader

[junior coral]

You can logically infer there is a leader, yes

[odd monolith]

I don't think he was watsed but to each their own
Diavolo is the true travesty on that chart

[kind owl]

@odd monolith, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[junior coral]

but we didn't know who it was or have any mention of them at all until his reveal

[sudden nymph]

I personally just don’t like him although I completely understand why some people do I’ll be honest I don’t really have a reason for not liking Diavolo but every once in a while you just don’t have a reason for not liking something

And Diavolo is that something for me

[sudden nymph]

I would consider him wasted since he was brought up as someone important and then did pretty much nothing

He was one of the first characters we meet and he did nothing

[odd monolith]

Diavolo did nothing?

ok cmon

[sudden nymph]

I was talking about sandman

[odd monolith]

explain that one for me

oh phew

[sudden nymph]

I gave my reason for not liking Diavolo

[odd monolith]

yeah I see that. he had potential for more, sure

gotcha. hey you dont like them you dont like them

[sudden nymph]

If he wasn’t brought up as someone Important I wouldn’t be so upset

[odd monolith]

I see what you mean.

his monsters were cool tho

[sudden nymph]

Yeah but he can’t make those without Diego

[frail haven]

I really like how WoU isn't the typical villain stand

its not offensive at all

Its a villain who avoids fighting and its done so well

[junior coral]

i love it

[primal lintel]

so it's just joseph joestar, stand version

[frail haven]

exactly

[primal lintel]

really good at killing but still chooses to run away

[frail haven]

also I saw a TikTok saying that WoU is the opposite of Love Train

[primal lintel]

nah i think it's the same thing, just upped a few levels

[frail haven]

cause instead of repelling good things

it attracts them

[primal lintel]

what

[frail haven]

does it not?

[primal lintel]

wou literally sends bad stuff towards its enemies?

the same way that love train does?

just that wou takes a lot less to be activated than love train

[frail haven]

LT doesn't send bad stuff towards its enemies

???

[junior coral]

Guys I'm getting my microchip implanted tomorrow

So if I come back saying that I like Joshu just know THATS NOT ME

[true walrus]

its the real you

[rocky charm]

Love Train draws in good Fortune and shoots out bad Fortune

[olive bobcat]

just redirects it elsewhere

[frail haven]

Yeah it shoots it towards random people

in random places

???

[junior coral]

in one direction

[frail haven]

LT takes misfortune and redirects it to someone else in the world to take it instead

WoU takes misfortune and directs it to an attacker

[hard meteor]

Lt can also directly cause harm to its enemy’s,like when he made a minor wound on gyro hit a vital spot lethal

[frail haven]

what?

[hard meteor]

Wdym what?, do you not remember when gyro got bit by that fish and lt made the wound travel straight to his heart

[junior coral]

what

I need to reread...

[frail haven]

That's not a direct attack

thats passive

[hard meteor]

what

[frail haven]

If you have a wound and you're near LT, its repelled because anything unfortunate near LT is repelled

its not a direct attack on Gyro or Johnny

any living thing would have experienced that if they were close enough

[hard meteor]

It is tho? The wound wasn’t repelled it was made worse

It travelled directly to his heart

[frail haven]

yeah

JoJo fans misinterpret everything lol

[hard meteor]

?

[junior coral]

they do

[hard meteor]

I don’t know what I’m misinterpreting,love train is taking an already present wound and making it go directly to a vital I don’t see how that’s somehow not a direct attack

[tawny epoch]

||AHAHAHAH JOSHU GOT BONKED HAHAHA||

[olive bobcat]

hehehehehe

[frail haven]

Because he didn't say "Love Train, move the wound to their hearts!"

LT naturally does that. LT naturally and passively pushes away bad things and attracts good things.

[hard meteor]

Ok,so it “naturally” took a bad thing and it made hit direct vitals

[frail haven]

yes

it wasnt directing Gyro or Johnny

[nocturne whale]

https://c.tenor.com/VOrGSlNKygYAAAAM/jojolion-wonder-of-u.gif

[teal brook]

very scary 😲

[minor ore]

[true ore]

there is a youtube video

[teal brook]

lmao

[hearty flower]

awesome

[minor ore]

So all of wonder of u's attacks are not direct attacks on josuke because tooru doest scream "Wondeer of U, Activate calamity!!!"

[fluid harbor]

Makes me wonder
WoU will sing The Beatles and The Police's song
Then Tooru will listen to it while he is around Higashikata estates

[gilded ferry]

Wtf kato finna do

[minor ore]

nothing

die

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/795338158471774231/812605892608131083/953c5314-7d9b-4eba-81c7-b9f809a10a7d.gif

[uneven tendon]

Caato will kiss Norisuke

And tell Joshu the first "I love you" he's ever heard

[frail haven]

Kaato with merge with Tooru

and then Wonder of U will turn into Magic Cards

[minor ore]

you mean crazy train

[frail haven]

OH MY GOOOD

I SEE IT NOW

THATS WHY

CRAZY TRAIN (and Love Train)

[uneven tendon]

Crazy Train: can pull calamities from cards

[minor ore]

hey

guys

what if daiya in the flash forward is in on the trick

and removed joshus and haatos memories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVJuwO2vmjQ

[rocky charm]

and fixed the house

[minor ore]

everything can be explained

the only thing that doesnt stick

is the ruined living room

yeah like

how????

[uneven tendon]

Yasuho merges with the house

[hexed swan]

Where can i read new Jojolion chapter online??

[minor ore]

https://dogparkdesu.blogspot.com/2021/04/jojolion-chapter-106.html

[rocky charm]

pins

[uneven tendon]

A link is in pins

[uneven tendon]

Fellow Dogpark enjoyer?

👍

[minor ore]

ys

[uneven tendon]

Please Araki, give us Joshu's mushrooms

[uneven tendon]

How can anyone hate such a lad

[foggy gulch]

I like that the sound effects also get translated

[uneven tendon]

[foggy gulch]

Fwooooshoom

[patent merlin]

dohyaa

[gilded ferry]

Bro they better not merge with the cards and do some fate shit

Because that fight would be long af

[uneven tendon]

But awesome af

[minor ore]

i dont think so

i think it will be shorter

[uneven tendon]

We'll finally get the Tooru and Caato we've all wanted

[minor ore]

D4C was like what 15~ chaptersand then love train was 5~?

[uneven tendon]

The issue is what they will do after Caatooru are defeated

[gilded ferry]

Card bitch was interesting and we don't know her stand yet so im kind of glad but idk if another plot twist will be good

[kind owl]

@gilded ferry, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[gilded ferry]

Name of her stand*

[minor ore]

heal people

and then the endingn

[uneven tendon]

Last chapters are just focused on solving unanswered plot details?

[minor ore]

probably

[uneven tendon]

I wonder how the Tooru and Caato fusion will look like

Tooru with boobs?

[minor ore]

oh woops

tiny

[gilded ferry]

What was she doing there anyways

[foggy gulch]

Pulling up with the 144p

[minor ore]

she saw jobin and was crying

[gilded ferry]

She was just chilling?

[uneven tendon]

We'll find out next month

[minor ore]

shidded

[gilded ferry]

LMAO YES

[uneven tendon]

Damo deserved more respect

[heavy ledge]

My head hurts from sleeping so much. u guys still active here

[foggy gulch]

Too fresh for the chair

[gilded ferry]

I just reread that arc today

[minor ore]

damo got drip

[uneven tendon]

Jose, do you think we will get a Tooru and Caato fusion?

[foggy gulch]

Does Hato always wear pajamas

[heavy ledge]

I hope to god not

[uneven tendon]

[uneven tendon]

They are not pajamas, that's fashion

[foggy gulch]

[heavy ledge]

Sadly i think that if the flashfrward is still relevant the only way to unfuck the rokaka is time manipulation

[minor ore]

another song from the wonder of you album and its called memories?" https://open.spotify.com/track/03wxVlXdqCzRImWLTSF21U?si=LU9BJUhQQkuvC3xuy9vZTA

hmmm

[foggy gulch]

Caato will reach out to help tooru up then tooru absorbs all her power and now he has wou and her stand and then he kills everyone!!!

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe the Spin can fix all this

[heavy ledge]

Yes but the harvest time

[minor ore]

the spin can cure somehow the rock disease, but it cant fix that living room

[heavy ledge]

Why

[minor ore]

second branch! Or maybe a fruit fell off inside

[foggy gulch]

Would caato try to help tooru up

[minor ore]

i dont think so

[uneven tendon]

She won't help him, but Tooru will get himself up to her

Just like the wasp queen

[heavy ledge]

Do you know the rokaka tastes like fig

[foggy gulch]

Leeches off of the queen

[minor ore]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

[foggy gulch]

[minor ore]

he says purple haze in this

sussy

[foggy gulch]

Purple haze works in the king theme of the higashikatas just think about it

[minor ore]

yup

it does

[foggy gulch]

So josuke gets purple haze

Go beyond

[foggy gulch]

This virus does not exist!

[foggy gulch]

The source...

[uneven tendon]

Maybe the last panel implies Yasuho would've had sex with Josuke?

[foggy gulch]

[uneven tendon]

Actually, why didn't Yasuho know it was Joshu if Nut King Call was there

[minor ore]

she was too shocked

[uneven tendon]

At how awesome Joshu is?

[minor ore]

nice song https://open.spotify.com/track/6oqciM0WBIxBmRPoOL4iNF?si=zSj6yRzNTNm6LoxMU3koxQ

[minor ore]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

🦾

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/poor-tom-jojolion-jojo-gif-18608516

[foggy gulch]

Purple haze is poor toms next stand

[minor ore]

wealthy thompson

ozone baby distortion

it works

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-blue-hawaii-dolomite-gif-18860040

[foggy gulch]

It always works!

Blue Hawaii was and still is cool as hell

[minor ore]

yeah

https://tenor.com/view/born-this-way-kyo-jojolion-jojo-gif-18603469

[foggy gulch]

But his user was a fried chicken fan...

[minor ore]

basically recreated highway star

but more fun

and less succ

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-daiya-california-best-jojo-part-gif-18750195

[minor ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/795981170167775232/833383373388775434/tenor_2.gif

fridge time

[foggy gulch]

Finally something a little accurate

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-tooru-gif-20441694

[minor ore]

ok so if jouske is related to the Higashikatas because of like bloodlines and stuff does that mean he almost screwed his cousin because of the one scene with daiya

[uneven tendon]

Animated Tooru drip

[foggy gulch]

Wizard tooru

[minor ore]

wonder of magic

cant feny his drip

[uneven tendon]

No, Tooru only uses science and the logic of the world

[foggy gulch]

LOGIC

[minor ore]

unless rotate bubble

[foggy gulch]

Something joshu is well versed in

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jjba-nozomi-tojo-love-live-sifas-gif-20277676

[foggy gulch]

Well, of course

You know what happens to fried chicken fans

Don't you?

[minor ore]

👎

👍

[foggy gulch]

Both walk around, but one does it better

[minor ore]

wonder of u is just chariot requiem requiem

wonder of u is just chariot requiem but better in every way

got stabbed by the arrow again and became better

and actually good

[foggy gulch]

In terms of ability, drip, name, user, like goddamn what does wou not have

[minor ore]

bubbles that go beyond

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

also WoU has a personality

ah great i can breathe good

the best personality out of all the sentient stands

yeah it's almost like it's another person

[foggy gulch]

It's like half sentient half remote

[minor ore]

a head doctor almost

[foggy gulch]

Like Whitesnake

[heavy ledge]

geez

[heavy ledge]

be productive or procrastinate

difficult choice

[shut marten]

yall see tht new 206 ? ||kaatobros rise up||

[minor ore]

two panels

|| of her crying like ||

[shut marten]

bro please bro chill i call this a win

[minor ore]

hey look at this tho

hoho

https://twitter.com/alt_nine_/status/1384180705769365513?s=21

Alt Nine (@Alt_Nine_)

@RadiantAeonstar I don't know how this would play out, but there might be a parallel to make between these two scenes.

Likes

138

Twitter · Apr 19, 2021, 4:22 PM

[shut marten]

this is good enough for me because i know yall saw the text shes either a villain or ally

[minor ore]

[shut marten]

which meants its her turn shes next up

ima be honest idk what in the alex jones this means

[minor ore]

what i sent?

[shut marten]

yea

[minor ore]

it means there is a possibility tooru uses caato to heal like he used the queen wasp as a baby to grow

i love this emote

[shut marten]

anyways

deny deny deny

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-cope-patrick-patrick-star-spongebob-cope-cope-gif-20755669

The theories that Kaato is the MV are as stupid as the Qanon theories

Qanon?

[foggy gulch]

Jotaro will show up soon... Just like in part 4...

[minor ore]

yeah

Guys, Emporio is gonna show up

Guys, guys, Pucci is gonna show up

[foggy gulch]

Oh yeah he survived the reset

We're gonna see older Emporio!!!

[minor ore]

I’ve got the leak from “XxPussyEaterxX#22869”, so it must be true

[foggy gulch]

Jojo ended at part 6

What is this chat for

[minor ore]

JoJo ended at Part 1, he died in a ship crash, don’t you remember?

[patent merlin]

it's for emporio appreciation

[minor ore]

[foggy gulch]

Jojo ended with George II

[minor ore]

That would be

GeoJo

The second

Doesn’t sound as catchy

[foggy gulch]

Jorge joestar

[minor ore]

Jorge Joestar is the best thing that has ever come out of JoJo

It’s so badshit crazy, it’s honestly unbelievable

!w beyonds

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Beyond
Not the correct result? Use !w page beyonds for a direct link or !w search beyonds for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Beyond

A Beyond (ビヨンド, Biyondo) is a metafictional ability that extends beyond time and space. Believing in their Beyond allows an individual to control their destiny. It is a power unique to the light novel JORGE JOESTAR, based on the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series.

[minor ore]

YOOOOOO

JOJOLION RIPPED OFF JORGE JOESTAR

[uneven tendon]

When you're so antisocial you ignore everyone until they leave you alone or die

[minor ore]

TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

[gaunt isle]

ded chat

[lapis fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-18800792

[heavy ledge]

Let ppl sleep theyve been discussing 106 for 5 days in a row

[minor ore]

reading jojolion chapters i just think please don't end on this please don't end on this

[heavy ledge]

it cant, otherwise we go on strike

[minor ore]

just realised 106 came out hyped af the cover looks sick

[uneven tendon]

Can Millagro Man beat GER?

[uneven tendon]

They won't

[wicked wind]

how long do u think it will take for jojolion to end

in chapters

[wicked wind]

who was milagro man again remind me pls

[uneven tendon]

Money Stand

[uneven tendon]

15

[quiet hare]

money forever

[wicked wind]

so probably next year

got it

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

We are in the climax, after all

[wicked wind]

yes

[minor ore]

i'm not talking about jojolion ending i'm talking about the chapter

[heavy ledge]

i wanna kiss araki

[uneven tendon]

I want to hug Araki

And record him saying "Joshubros for life"

[heavy ledge]

hug isnt enough

i wanna propose to him

[uneven tendon]

Too bad he's already married

[minor ore]

hes married 😭

[heavy ledge]

theres this thing called divorce

[uneven tendon]

Divorce from him

[minor ore]

Simps

[heavy ledge]

how not to be

[quiet canopy]

i thought he was lonely like the rest of us

damn he has two daughters too

lucky lmao

[minor ore]

Araki has kids?!?! Wtf

[heavy ledge]

why wouldnt he have kids

[minor ore]

To hide the fact he likes men too

[tender silo]

And you guys are made that other fandoms call us gay

[viscid pike]

Gay men can have kids

[summer nova]

No, no we're not

[minor ore]

Bit it's true

[tender silo]

Yeah, adopted

[tender silo]

Maybe some of us are

[tender silo]

Sometimes

[summer nova]

jojo community being gay is only making us more masculine

[tender silo]

Yes

[runic adder]

Nope

It’s set In morioh

And has yoshikage Kira

That’s about it

[barren bough]

and Josuke

And a Hirose

And sort of a Nijimura

[runic adder]

Fake nijimura

[barren bough]

still a Nijimura

[minor ore]

im so glad araki doesnt make straight up AUs anymore

like he did in p7

[uneven tendon]

Actually it has 2 Josukes

And one person with Joseph's name, Jotaro's surname, and Josuke's design

[runic adder]

They don’t really have that similar personalities

Au Diego is the closest person to the original character I think

[lusty holly]

What are AUs

[weak roost]

anus uranus

[barren bough]

Alternative Universe Characters, basically they're remakes of characters from the original universe, with mostly different personalities

[lusty holly]

What is anus uranus

[weak roost]

anus of uranus

[lusty holly]

He didn't do that though in part 7 the only thing that didn't change is their name

Same thing is happening in part 8

[minor ore]

Anus of my anus would be the vacuole of the cells in the area around my rectum. Makes you think.

[uneven tendon]

We also have Avdol and Stroheim

[weak roost]

Tells a lot about our society

[uneven tendon]

Technically Lucy was also a counterpart, because her original surname was Pendleton

[barren bough]

annus

[minor ore]

Their names are the only thing left of the characters though

[uneven tendon]

Also Magneta Magneta was basically Kars

[minor ore]

Yasuho is not like Koichi at all

[uneven tendon]

Even share similar deaths

[uneven tendon]

''Haha girl Koichi, haha keeps Josuke a virgin''

[minor ore]

And Josuke8, Johnny, Gyro and Lucy, all differ a lot from their counterparts in the OGverse, so making theories based on the fact it’s an AU is pointless

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 26 !

[minor ore]

I guess Johnny and Jonathan had a similar backstory where Diego/Dio killed their pet and close relative or whatever

But that’s the furthest it goes, there are no other parallels

[nocturne whale]

Well, we gonna see alot of au

[kind owl]

@nocturne whale, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[nocturne whale]

Joker pfp

[minor ore]

True. 🗿

[nocturne whale]

It's showtime

🗿

[uneven tendon]

🗿

[nocturne whale]

Spam 🗿

[dire furnace]

sup gamers

[nocturne whale]

😠

Sup

Ts
https://c.tenor.com/Ke3-DQTqTskAAAAM/adios-the-world.gif

[dire furnace]

D4C;LV vs WoU

[nocturne whale]

Wou goes ez

[minor ore]

Stalemate

But valentine can't hurt WoU at all

[nocturne whale]

Lt is ehhh

Because the minute, it's disabled

Good bye valentine

[barren bough]

depends, neither can actually hit eachother, unless D4C:LV would be able to transfer the damage Tooru attempts to attack him and deflects back on him

Tusk Act 4 would easily beat WoU considering the spin and what not

[nocturne whale]

Yeah, inf spin

He would go brrr

And keep spinning

[thorn sorrel]

Here is a part 8 meme (chapter 106 spoilers in it)

I made it myself

[barren bough]

#manga-jojokes

[thorn sorrel]

No

[minor ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfJoKcZy0kA&ab_channel=LogieHogieBear

this guys content is stellar

[heavy ledge]

you can be gay and have kids too

wdym

[true ore]

Well i know why joshu isnt dead,

[heavy ledge]

because he is god

[true ore]

it was a rain gutter not a beam

but he is god too

[heavy ledge]

shit i forgot i had to work

[hard meteor]

Joshu is un killable

[true ore]

yes

joshu the god is unkillable

[minor ore]

Joshu is why we read jojolion

[frail haven]

I thought it was a steel beam too lol

[barren bough]

should've been named Joshulion

[hard meteor]

Why

Why does Johnny have a daughter and why is it never adressed in the flashback

[minor ore]

women are not important (plz only my opinion no ban plz)

[manic lark]

i the daughter was off somewere else, or rina was pregnant ||when johnny got his head rocked||

[thorn sorrel]

TRUE

[minor ore]

thats also why tooru is the mv and theres no doubt about it

[hard meteor]

She was placed above George so that would make her the older sibling,I guess she was off somewhere else but still weird

[thorn sorrel]

Mv is jobin and tooru fusion

[patent merlin]

mv is sans

[thorn sorrel]

Or maybe it's cause all of the named children are lower than the others even tho they are the oldest siblings

[minor ore]

I don't think that would make a big difference

[manic lark]

goodie observation ||or maybe she was dead||

[minor ore]

Guys, guys, Kira unfuses from Gappy’s body and kills everyone, trust me

[hard meteor]

Hm yeah that could be

[minor ore]

That’s the leak, I got it from XxHotgirls.comxX, so it must be accurate

[manic lark]

[minor ore]

[lost slate]

The new JJL chapter is nice and all but the leaks kinda ruined the experience for me

[thorn sorrel]

Then don't look at leaks

[minor ore]

You don't have to go out of your way to see the leaks.

People talked about the leaks and showed the panels everywhere. Even in this server there were people posting untagged leaks.

[thorn sorrel]

Sucks to be them lol

Just don't look at them

[minor ore]

Right.

Very smart

[thorn sorrel]

Mhm

[near cedar]

Stay away from JJL chat and jojo overall discussion when there's leaks, that should probably solve the issue

[thorn sorrel]

Yeah

[manic lark]

yeah, sure it would be easy to avoid people directly taking a leak at your eyes

[thorn sorrel]

Mhm

If you don't wanna see leaks just don't look at em

[minor ore]

It's on social media in general. If you're involved in the JoJo community in any way, being exposed to leaks is possible.

[near cedar]

It's hard to not look at em if somebody just posted one in front of you in JJL channel

[near cedar]

i c

[primal dagger]

there's also the fact that it's possible to not know about the leaks before getting into the channels and then getting spoiled

[thorn sorrel]

Sucks to suck

Just gotta be more careful

[primal dagger]

k

[olive bobcat]

i just mute the channel 3 days before until i read the chap

[heavy ledge]

its impossible not to be spoiled when leaks show up so early

you basically have to log off the internet the moment someone mentions "leak", even though i was avoiding them the person that was uploading the leaks here came out of nowhere in the middle of a discussion and posted a major spoiler out of context

[thorn sorrel]

I don't like repeating myself

But sucks to suck

I've been keeping up with jojolion since June/July and I haven't been spoiled with leaks yet

[heavy ledge]

i have, like 3 times

and im very careful

[thorn sorrel]

Damn

[kind owl]

@thorn sorrel, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

[thorn sorrel]

Unlucky ig

[heavy ledge]

there was one person spoiling ppl on purpose on twitter, i didnt come across them but these people exist

[thorn sorrel]

Feels bad

Just don't get spoiled

[hard meteor]

[thorn sorrel]

I am a wise man

[true ore]

Why is there a josuke in tsurugis basement during the paper moon king arc?

[kind owl]

@true ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 14 !

[true ore]

also, why are there a duplicate of his clothes, and josefumi's

[hard meteor]

That guy was actually yotsuyu

And I have no idea why Kiras clothes where in that room

To this day it’s still a mystery

[bold crag]

i wonder whats wrong about u

[kind owl]

@bold crag, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[bold crag]

okie dokie mado in heaven da

[true ore]

rereading is helpful especially re reading jojolion

[heavy ledge]

yoshikage has supposedly been hidden there sometime

because of the fruit and shit

but it was also yotsus basement

[minor ore]

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

pog.

[frail haven]

have we all consensually agreed that Crazy Train is the name of WoU + Kaato

[hard meteor]

No

[frail haven]

But it makes sense

[hard meteor]

It doesn’t,kaato and tooru fusion wouldn’t and shouldn’t be possible because neither of them are the spot it’s supposed to take place

[frail haven]

what spot?

[hard meteor]

Wall eyes

[frail haven]

I still think they'll fuse

[manic portal]

Gappy has a gap in his teeth

[frail haven]

@manic portal thats why fans call him Gappy

@hard meteor Were you one of the people who said SO wouldn't be announced at the April event?

[hard meteor]

No

[minor ore]

There is no correlation

[hard meteor]

Right lol

[frail haven]

No there is

There is.

[minor ore]

Sure

it was funny making people think wait but what if they don't announce it

[frail haven]

@minor ore You were one of the people who insisted it wouldn't be announced

I AM SUPERIOR IN BODY AND INTELLECT!

[minor ore]

No, I wasn't.

How'd you come up with that?

it was funny screaming racial slurs in the voice chat during the event

[frail haven]

I KNEW IT!

[minor ore]

What?

[frail haven]

@minor ore Stay mad.

[minor ore]

Sure

what

[hard meteor]

No one knows

[frail haven]

I KNOW!

Next month, I'll be right

[hard meteor]

Unless araki retcons how fusion works sure I guess

[frail haven]

Retcons does not = introducing a new way

or maybe Kaato and Tooru might escape to the Wall Eyes

@hard meteor stay mad

[hard meteor]

I’m not mad,and no it would be a retcon cause it would completely go against the entire concept

[foggy gulch]

I wanna see what the dead fused Kira's ability would've been

[frail haven]

Stay mad@hard meteor

YOURE MAD!

[hard meteor]

Ok,we’ll see in a month

And then when it ends up not happening ill use this as more reasons to make fun of jojo fans

[foggy gulch]

I don't think any of these characters know about the fusion thing when burying objects in the wall eyes

Maybe they do who knows

[hard meteor]

Kaato might know she alluded to a possible deeper understanding of the wall eyes

I don’t think tooru knows tho

[foggy gulch]

Yeah

Kei and caato(maybe) would know but that's probably it

[minor ore]

Lets not forget that hes not a rock human, he should know about that stuff

But i aint supporting no fusion theory

dude that's all he wrote about stone ocean

[olive bobcat]

SO isnt real

[hard meteor]

Based as always

[olive bobcat]

this part doesnt exist

nothing about jojo is real except the tonio arc

its an illusion

stop drinking the corn syrup

[foggy gulch]

I feel like a rock human and human fusion would not end well.

[minor ore]

That's in June 2020 and I was referring to a completely different event and Stone Ocean didn't even get announced in that event.

Lmao

[minor ore]

Maybe that's the origin of the curse?

We'll see

[foggy gulch]

Maybe

[minor ore]

wow

so it's even less related to joestar inherited soul

[foggy gulch]

Then that would mean there was another wall eyes before the one we see in motion

[minor ore]

Yeah, I'm not sure what they were getting at.

[foggy gulch]

Morioh*

[minor ore]

No the effects of the wall eyes have existed for more than 100 years, but the wall eyes just sprung up recently

[foggy gulch]

Ah

[minor ore]

As long as the rock disease has existed, so have the wall eyes

They were just under the ground

[hard meteor]

True

[foggy gulch]

Maybe the half rock human biology is trying to do the stone statue hibernation thing but in the process just kills them because they're still mostly human.

[minor ore]

why does tooru eat bees if he's made of rock

[olive bobcat]

bees are made of rock
the government has been hiding this from you

[minor ore]

Huh?

he eatin bees

[hard meteor]

No way

[minor ore]

Yes?

[foggy gulch]

An 18 year old jumping out of a bee hive

[minor ore]

Your point being?

he eats bees

And?

eats hetmt

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-ok-and-gif-19666657

He’s just Eatin bro

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-cope-patrick-patrick-star-spongebob-cope-cope-gif-20755669

[primal dagger]

Bro what?

[minor ore]

Bro what?

[foggy gulch]

Richard was being a little too based

[minor ore]

haha jk

unless

Oo oo aah aah

Monkey norisuke

[frail haven]

I love how JoJolion turns into Breaking Bad halfway through

Norisuke telling Tooru "I JUST NEED TO COLLECT MY WIFE AND KIDS! GIVE ME 24 HOURS!"

[olive bobcat]

norisuke cooks meth in 107

[minor ore]

Mr norisuke where is the product

[nocturne whale]

ngl gappy's theme is pog

[olive bobcat]

this guy living in 2045

hows the jojolion anime

[minor ore]

ii bet it looks good

[nocturne whale]

i feel sorry for the people, who couldn't make it

its sad

[minor ore]

Bruh

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

[nocturne whale]

what

You think i am making fun of people

[minor ore]

No

[merry oar]

Why don’t the bubbles exist, like when was that a thing and what does that actually mean. Is it do with the golden spiral still or is it something else?

[minor ore]

its to to with soft and wet fusing with kiras killer queen (which utilises the spin)

[nocturne whale]

Spinning a bubble to fast

[minor ore]

killer queen's spin was inherited by johnny

[nocturne whale]

Can make it unseen

[minor ore]

its a strand

a chord

[merry oar]

Why does that mean it doesn’t exist tho ?

[minor ore]

its almost 1 dimentional

[hard meteor]

It’s not bound by the reason of our world

[minor ore]

it doesnt exist within the reality that our characters live in

[merry oar]

Is that to do with the golden spiral ?

[minor ore]

everything that is spin is based off of that

and because wonder of u is a literal manifestation of logic, only something that can go beyond( ) that logic can beat it

[hard meteor]

[minor ore]

and this is also why wonder of u can do whatever the fuck it wants lmao

[nocturne whale]

but s&w:gb said get over here

[minor ore]

i like that araki didnt change soft and wet's appearance

like

[nocturne whale]

i would like it

[minor ore]

its already perfect

[nocturne whale]

to be a bit bluer

[runic adder]

wtf would he need to change

[nocturne whale]

Uh

lets see

[minor ore]

nothing

[runic adder]

exactly

he has technically already changed its design

before it was officially revealed in the manga

[nocturne whale]

twoh, sptw, kqbtd, ger, scr, kcr, spoh, etc

[olive bobcat]

i am a rock is peak design trust me bro

[runic adder]

it had different ears

[runic adder]

?

[nocturne whale]

all changes

[hard meteor]

Same bro all these people begging for a redesign never made sense

[runic adder]

dude how was star platinum redesigned

[hard meteor]

It’s not needed

[runic adder]

requiem stands get redesigns because they are requiem

same with over heaven

[nocturne whale]

Sp from part 3, is different from part 6 and part 4

[runic adder]

soft and wet has neither requiem or over heaven

[runic adder]

it is the same design in a different style

[minor ore]

those are artstyle changes

[nocturne whale]

The Color is different :V

[minor ore]

no

[runic adder]

no canon colors

[foggy gulch]

It's related to string theory (get it?)

[nocturne whale]

:V

[runic adder]

star platinum could be literally platinum colored in arakis vision

[sinful bramble]

Colours are only canon if specifically mentioned

[nocturne whale]

yeah

sptw's color

[foggy gulch]

When the star platinum isn't platinum

[nocturne whale]

Canon

[minor ore]

2 of these are not canon, and the rest did not change also wtf is scr amd kcr

[runic adder]

[nocturne whale]

Sliver Chariot

[runic adder]

silver chariot requiem i think

idk what kcr is

[minor ore]

kcr?

[foggy gulch]

💀

[runic adder]

dont say king crimson requiem

[foggy gulch]

King crimson requiem?

[runic adder]

please dont

[hard meteor]

Bruhhhhh

[minor ore]

that never happened

[nocturne whale]

jk

but soft and wet, kill kind of have a change because think about it

if it's a fusion of killer queen

wouldn't it appearance change

[minor ore]

the only stands that changed in jojo are echoes, tusk, whitesnake anddd chariot and ge

nothing else

[hard meteor]

No

Only half of killer queen carried over

[minor ore]

it literally didnt change

[runic adder]

It’s the first wall eyes fusion we’ve ever seen

[nocturne whale]

so ability?

[hard meteor]

And that’s mainly ability wise

[minor ore]

yes

[runic adder]

Abilities changed(josefumi just had a much more precise sw) and kq passed as well

[runic adder]

Yea so we can’t just say “why didn’t the stands combine???”

Until Tobin happens we won’t know for sure the specifics of wall eyes

[foggy gulch]

The other dead fusion probably had kq with a soft and wet ability

[hard meteor]

tobin

Yeah

If the Kira fusion lived he would probably have plunder and sha

[runic adder]

it will be canon on may 19

[minor ore]

you mean caatooru

[foggy gulch]

NO

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[minor ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/761458624974946324.gif?v=1

[runic adder]

I swear one of these days something cool will happen at the mediation pine

[minor ore]

*pine

[runic adder]

Maybe not a fusion but something...

[foggy gulch]

When josuke goes beyond

[runic adder]

what I meant to say

[nocturne whale]

plus ultra

[foggy gulch]

This punch, does not exist within this world!!!!

Ora

[nocturne whale]

falls back

[foggy gulch]

Satoru akefu takes a sip of his tea

[olive bobcat]

Joshu tells caato to catch deez in 107

[foggy gulch]

Can't wait

Wait

Don't you mean caatooru?

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

Same thing

[foggy gulch]

True

Wait I forgot that fusion makes two of them

What's the second one called

[olive bobcat]

Caatooru and toto

[hard meteor]

Two fusions

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-daddys-home2-oh-no-nope-dont-gif-9694389

[foggy gulch]

Wonder of you with caato stand ability and caato stand with wonder of you ability

[minor ore]

God I can’t wait till part 8 is finished

[runic adder]

Jooru and Tobin

[nocturne whale]

twitter will be bombed

[minor ore]

no the Internet

[nocturne whale]

yeah

[white pasture]

i dont even know if jjl will go trending if it finishes

[foggy gulch]

The world will change a lot by the time part 8 is out

[minor ore]

No it’s gonna be like a year bruh

[foggy gulch]

In anime form*

[nocturne whale]

if they do jotaro au, and sp that will break twitter

[foggy gulch]

Mb

[minor ore]

OHhhh

[nocturne whale]

or giorno

[white pasture]

jotaro au uses kq

[minor ore]

Will there even be a part 8 Anime?

I was thinking more polpo but cool

[white pasture]

if there is a p7 anime there will be p8

[hard meteor]

In like 12 years or so

[nocturne whale]

question, what about sbr

Becuase that is gonna be expensive

[minor ore]

Ah yes sbr

[nocturne whale]

Alot of voice actors

animation, content

and music

[minor ore]

Too many horses to animate

[nocturne whale]

if they don't do it

[foggy gulch]

Just use cg

Then draw over it

[minor ore]

God no not cg

[foggy gulch]

Win?

[nocturne whale]

They shouldn't have jojo anymore :V

[minor ore]

Jojo deserves more than cg

[nocturne whale]

Because IF YOU READ SBR, you know what is gonna happen

[minor ore]

They all fucking die

[foggy gulch]

Cg is fine if you don't just leave it raw

[nocturne whale]

no

and I wannaa HEAR

CHUMINMIN

op caps on

[hard meteor]

Everybody got bodied in 7

Outside of like 3 people

[nocturne whale]

nah, johnny's death was disrepectful in jojolion

[foggy gulch]

Like they could use a 3d horse model, animate that, then draw over it.

Win!

[minor ore]

Very

[nocturne whale]

Why did he get a rock

Why

So disrepectful

[foggy gulch]

It's the closest he could get to an ambulance

[minor ore]

Bruh how was Johnnys death disrespectful

[nocturne whale]

he got caseared

[nocturne whale]

a rock killed him

[minor ore]

Well shit it’s jojo wtf do you expect

[foggy gulch]

He died protecting his son (awesome)

[nocturne whale]

where is his son now 0_0

[nocturne whale]

jotaro died by a enemy, jonhathan too

jolyne eh

giorno lived

josuke :V

[hard meteor]

Died of old age

[minor ore]

Yes but Caesar

[nocturne whale]

For p8 his name is Gappy

:V

He might die

[manic lark]

but we see his far descendant

[foggy gulch]

His son wasn't relevant as a character but eventually he led to the creation of the best Jojo, gappy.

[hard meteor]

True

[nocturne whale]

Becuase the amount of calamity and blood, he might have lost, he might die

And Come to think about it

Its just like Part 2, but like Part 4

The Spin=Hamon

Great Enemy, you can't beat=Wou

[runic adder]

The mystery man

[nocturne whale]

Jonhathan= Jospeh

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-ragememe-rageface-trolling-gif-4929853

[nocturne whale]

Johnny= Gappy

[foggy gulch]

Well yeah they're fighting pillarmen but rock humans

[nocturne whale]

So waht Is Part 3 au gonna be :V

I want Jotaro back :V

[foggy gulch]

Rock humans also wanna use the locacaca to evolve

Just like the pillarmen wanted to with the mask

[nocturne whale]

roka=gem

[kind owl]

@nocturne whale, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

[nocturne whale]

i would like to empiro again tho

see*

[foggy gulch]

It wouldn't be the same character so I don't really care to see them in au form.

[runic adder]

You will never see him again

[nocturne whale]

...

[runic adder]

There aren’t any part 6 au in part 8

[nocturne whale]

yeah, kira au was wow

[nocturne whale]

Empiro isn't a au

HE IS REAL

[hard meteor]

Ok

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

But he’s in another universe lol

And arakis done with that one soooooooo

[nocturne whale]

Says Him?

or done with jotaro and jolyne?

[hard meteor]

Done with the og verse entirely

[runic adder]

Why would emporio EVER be the protagonist of a part, he’s not a jojo

[foggy gulch]

Yeah his name doesn't exactly work for that

[hard meteor]

Exactly lol

[nocturne whale]

say that to rohan

[runic adder]

?

[hard meteor]

[sinful bramble]

TSKR is a spin off

[nocturne whale]

ova

[runic adder]

Rohan kishibe is not a part

[nocturne whale]

yeah a spin off

make one :V

[runic adder]

Emporio ova would be cool but that’s not part 9

And I very much doubt Araki will write a spin off for emporio

[hard meteor]

Yeah

What’s it gonna be about,therapy sessions?

[nocturne whale]

LOL

[runic adder]

Fr the kid must have crazy trauma

[nocturne whale]

lol

[foggy gulch]

So is he still an orphan in the new universe? I'm guessing not since Pucci wouldn't be there to kill his mother

[nocturne whale]

Pucci killed his mother?

???

[foggy gulch]

Yeah

[hard meteor]

Yea

[foggy gulch]

She was a stand user

[hard meteor]

But that’s a good question

[nocturne whale]

Evil

[hard meteor]

In a world where pucci doesn’t exist his mother should still be alive

[nocturne whale]

But Pucci is different than dio

Pucci is more human like :V

[foggy gulch]

But now he has no memories with this new mother

[nocturne whale]

Dio is a Devil

even diavolo can't top that

[sudden nymph]

Imagine getting a OP stand then being erased from reality couldn’t be me

[nocturne whale]

lol twau :V

[foggy gulch]

Pucci doesn't feel very human, he's cool but I wouldn't say he's relatable.

[hard meteor]

Pucci got clapped

[nocturne whale]

kind of, Dio is a Devil

sick and evil

[foggy gulch]

Maybe part 1 Dio

[nocturne whale]

pucci is kind of not

If you belive in god, You know that one day, you will return and everything will change

that's exactly what pucci did

Tho He speeded it up

[minor ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/818917377508114492/833278135927177256/4a5.gif

[nocturne whale]

sus

[uneven tendon]

I like Yasuho's expression in that panel

She looks dead

[sudden nymph]

Unpopular opinion I liked Satoru better than Tooru

[uneven tendon]

Well technically that still means you like Tooru

Because he is also talking through the Stand

[foggy gulch]

They're mostly the same person I believe. But yeah I think having Satoru as the main antag could be kinda cool.

[uneven tendon]

Technically he's still the main villain

[nocturne whale]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

BTW the timer should be removed

[nocturne whale]

if wou gets a power up

I am gonna laugh and cry

[minor ore]

also does wou just have love train

[uneven tendon]

No

[nocturne whale]

no

[minor ore]

like any projectile just goes away from him

[uneven tendon]

Love Train and WoU's calamities are very different things

[foggy gulch]

Because calamity makes the opponent miss, it's not like it's making him super lucky or anything

[uneven tendon]

There's a difference between people getting killed all over the world if you try to hit Love Train and WoU making the projectile hurt other people around him

Like the cane getting into Kei's eye socket

[nocturne whale]

But Imagine if wou gets a upgrade

[foggy gulch]

Caatooru

Taato

Taatoru

[heavy ledge]

he looks like an idiot

this is the face of a real man

[uneven tendon]

The face of a real man

[hard meteor]

That’s a woman bro

[uneven tendon]

I know

Nah, Tooru looks like a winner in the real world as well

[lavish glade]

[lavish glade]

C h a d

[lavish glade]

That's a hoe

[uneven tendon]

If the chad Josefumi found her cute, she isn't a hoe

[rocky charm]

Karera is cute

[lavish glade]

He looks like a chad but

Who's the real chad?

It's gonna be josuke

I- idk why im in this section

I'm not done reading stone oceann

👁️ 👄 👁️

[uneven tendon]

[lavish glade]

It's call procrastinating

[minor ore]

keep reading

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

you don't want to miss the 10 chapter long dio and pucci sex scene

Omfg

Shut up

oh shit spoiled it

[hard meteor]

Unfunny

[quiet hare]

Chad wou sitting in walls to play jenga

[barren bough]

depends, do you consider the prison Caato went to, called Stone Ocean, a callback or not?

[rocky charm]

uh... yeah