#jojolion

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crystal ginkgo
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i'm losing braincells reading all the shit you write so bye

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cya

rocky charm
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good choice

primal lintel
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WHAT

ebon rampart
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Yes. But the song is really good

primal lintel
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i mean yea i remember the whole mitsuba thing but

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wh

ebon rampart
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man even made nut king call requiem theme

rocky charm
# primal lintel WHAT

When Mitsuba comes home from the doctor with a rock nose and Jobin's all like MMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOSE

primal lintel
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norisuke is fine, jobin's just a creep and he gets it from his mom

runic adder
primal lintel
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so rock fetish is definitely up there as one of the worst

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i guess he watched too much houseki

rocky charm
rocky charm
fleet river
runic adder
primal lintel
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nah i thought he was just into rape overall

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not anything specific

runic adder
fleet river
primal lintel
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what is it with the terrible sexual choices these characters are making

fleet river
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well

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remember bugbite fetish guy?

rocky charm
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It's called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, not Jojo's Chaste Adventure.

rocky charm
runic adder
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well johnny was the only one who we didnt see act on his fetishes

primal lintel
primal lintel
fleet river
runic adder
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true

primal lintel
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thank god

rocky charm
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The bit where Araki put in an author's note saying "btw Johnny's bug bite fetish is based on my bug bite fetish just thought y'all should know" was weird as shit

runic adder
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ikr like who says that

foggy gulch
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johnny is his self insert

primal lintel
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^

primal lintel
rocky charm
runic adder
primal lintel
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like in one of the latest chapters of hnk where everybody was dying and the author was like "oh hey guys just wanted to let yall know that i lost a ps5 raffle and im very upset"

rocky charm
fleet river
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...well I'm into tgtf so I really don't have any right to judge him

runic adder
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thats why we have the hiatus

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aside from the cliffhanger

rocky charm
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... tgtf?

runic adder
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is just cuz the mangaka got a ps5

primal lintel
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didnt the author actually get a ps5 in the end

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LMAO

rocky charm
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I think you spelled hftf wrong

runic adder
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they have a ps5 so they went on hiatus

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at least they arent in the hellish mangaka work schedule

fleet river
foggy gulch
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togashi popping off with the 3 year hiatus

runic adder
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hxh fans keep losing

primal lintel
fleet river
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if you don't know what that is i really don't want to be the one to enlighten you

runic adder
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dude dont fucking spoil like that lmao

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||and nobody is dead, phos is the only one suffering LMAO||

primal lintel
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ofc they're not lmao

runic adder
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||that and adamants brother||

primal lintel
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but the idea is there

rocky charm
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||Phos is always suffering||

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||Being megucarock is suffering||

runic adder
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sad but true

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caro have you read the manga?

rocky charm
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Nah

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t yet

runic adder
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hehe

primal lintel
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damn

runic adder
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the suffering continues

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in the manga

primal lintel
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nah it just gets turned up like fifty times over

rocky charm
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I gabbed on pretty early that it's a Million Dollar Man story, so I don't expect anything good to happen for a long time.

primal lintel
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"it cant possibly get worse" and then it does

runic adder
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things happen very quickly in the manga

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there is a huge event barely 20 chapters after the anime ends

rocky charm
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No I mean "good" as in "happy and ending suffering"

runic adder
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ohhh

rocky charm
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Not "good" as in "fun to read"

runic adder
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good things do happen

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and it is fun to read

fleet river
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punished everyone

runic adder
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just a bit depressing to think about

fleet river
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really this finale is a fucking bloodshed

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i am talking about jojolion

runic adder
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oh

rocky charm
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4 deaths already and probably more

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*anywhere from 2-4 deaths already

runic adder
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tooru is next on the chopping block

fleet river
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i guess one is a fakeout

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but still

runic adder
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jobin or norisuke will be a fake out

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or both, who knows

rocky charm
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Everything's a fakeout

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At the end Kira pulls off the headset and says "well Josefumi that simulation went pretty shittily, let's try something else"

rocky charm
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And then Josefumi and Karera make out to prove to the fans that Kira and Josefumi aren't dating

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And that goes on for like 6 pages Araki was kinda horny that day

runic adder
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bug bite fetishes ensue

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mystery man walks in from the other room and makes a comedic line, revealing he is kiras friend as well

rocky charm
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Josefumi licks Karera all over her bug bi- I'm stopping here

runic adder
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why did you consider writing that

hard meteor
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Interesting convo

signal mural
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Why did you start there

runic adder
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i thought the chat would be better when chapters came out

rocky charm
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Welcome to Jojolion chat

runic adder
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turns out that hypothesis was wrong

fleet river
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...I wish i was blind on my other eye too

rocky charm
fleet river
rocky charm
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damn

foggy gulch
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then the roka would heal it?

rocky charm
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You should nab some Locacaca 6251, get that fixed

foggy gulch
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exactly

fleet river
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optic nerve damage from physical trauma

signal mural
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I haven't read jojolion yet, I've just heard of a few details, but does wonder of U's ability work if someone just glances at it and goes "oh look it's a person"

rocky charm
signal mural
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oh

foggy gulch
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no its only if you have malicious intent or just want to pursue them.

fleet river
signal mural
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ok thanks

rocky charm
foggy gulch
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huh

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dont remember the panel

rocky charm
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From today's chapter

runic adder
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head doctor got drip(literally)

fleet river
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part 9 set 100 years in the future after this

foggy gulch
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oh

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yeah she tried to pursue him

rocky charm
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Part 9 set on the Moon

fleet river
rocky charm
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We've hit all the important countries already

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England

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Japan

signal mural
rocky charm
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Egypt

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Italy

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Florida

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America

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The only one left is the Moon

signal mural
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Ok but

fleet river
signal mural
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Germany

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Russia

rocky charm
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Oh yeah we also went to Mexico

signal mural
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Africa

rocky charm
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Egypt is in Africa

signal mural
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oh

runic adder
fleet river
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i'd like to see a winter part

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with snow all the time

signal mural
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Australia I mean

fleet river
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florida is a separate reality

rocky charm
runic adder
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i think we need another part set in morioh

rocky charm
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Well you CAN, but I wouldn't recommend it

signal mural
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well, the leg part

rocky charm
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Your character is dressed for summer in shorts and whatnot, and there's a snowy mountain.
At one point one of the villains says "how can you climb this mountain dressed like that"

signal mural
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heh

rocky charm
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though to be fair you do have a scarf

signal mural
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anyways just have a fire stand and dress "normally"

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ez fix

rocky charm
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Speed King lets you wear a bikini into the snowy mountains of Russia

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hot

fleet river
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stop i can only get so erect

foggy gulch
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wonder of u is remote control/long distance yeah?

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since tooru shares all damage with it

fleet river
runic adder
signal mural
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If Araki kills off Wonder of U, does that count as pursuing it
MenacingThink

runic adder
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so yea id say so

signal mural
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no wonder Jojolion is taking so long

foggy gulch
rocky charm
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It talked to that Journalist

fleet river
fleet river
signal mural
foggy gulch
rocky charm
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Black Sabbath is also sentient on its own

foggy gulch
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or chapter

signal mural
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right

fleet river
rocky charm
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Polpo says he doesn't know what happened when Giorno encountered Black Sabbath, or even if he did

signal mural
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Yeah I think that just means automatic stands are out of the user's control

foggy gulch
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yep

noble vigil
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is soft & wet go beyond a song reference?

signal mural
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can Wonder of U just pour a bucket of legos on the floor and then it geniunely becomes a minefield for pursuers

noble vigil
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not the soft and wet part obviously

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the go beyond part

fleet river
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isn't wonder of u manipulating fate?

foggy gulch
runic adder
foggy gulch
rain drum
near cedar
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||Did this man just die lmao?||

fleet river
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what will happen to the fandom when jojolion ends?

rocky charm
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We should delete the server after JJL ends

fleet river
rocky charm
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Actually, better idea

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Once Jojolion ends, we should change the server theme

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To Joshu, not Jojolion. JJL would be a boring theme

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The levels will be various Joshu quotes

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Level 50 would be Nanami Rena

foggy gulch
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"I don't believe in God"

runic adder
runic adder
foggy gulch
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he doesnt believe in a higher power, because he is that higher power

runic adder
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understandable

patent merlin
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Joshu's final quote against milagro man's user was actually pretty badass

runic adder
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what was it?

rocky charm
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This quote's hilarious

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"What do you mean I didn't just spawn out of nothing?"

woeful sluice
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She didn't even know

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Gotdamn

runic adder
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daiya is a lot more innocent after her first arc...

fleet river
rocky charm
woeful sluice
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Daiya isn't a bad person she did what her dad told her to

runic adder
woeful sluice
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She did a bad thing but she's also like

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16

rocky charm
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"Make Josuke not a threat"
"Got it I'll make him my sex slave"
"Close enough"

runic adder
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josuke was also like 16-17

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giorno was 15

rocky charm
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Lucy Steel was 14

runic adder
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and giorno had it way worse than daiya

rocky charm
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And she was a much better person than Daiya

patent merlin
runic adder
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ah thats too bad

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its fine

woeful sluice
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Daiya is much better than king of incel natiom joshu

patent merlin
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Wait maybe if I use a different browser

woeful sluice
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Girono murdered a man to advance his career

patent merlin
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Yep it worked

minor ore
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Jojolion chapter 106:🗿

junior coral
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Jobin is one of the best designed characters in JoJo

fleet river
minor ore
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Who did this

fleet river
rocky charm
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bruh we're still in a Joshu conversation how did you forget him

junior coral
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If I was reading JoJolion periodically while Milagro Man was releasing I would have been so fucking pissed off

rocky charm
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why?

fleet river
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it was two chapters

patent merlin
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Of joshu

fleet river
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lmao

woeful sluice
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Tru he succ

foggy gulch
junior coral
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Because right after finishing off the Vitamin C arc, which is chock full of insane lore reveals, a dope Stand, and a defeat of the Damokan Group, now we're in this weird ass side story that's basically filler before we get into the actual story

runic adder
junior coral
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I'd be like ANOTHER MILAGRO MAN???

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I don't mind it now that I can just binge it

rocky charm
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We get one Milagro Man chapter

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A second Milagro Man chapter

junior coral
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But imagine waiting a whole month for Milagro Man

rocky charm
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And then Kaato

hard meteor
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Joshu>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>daiya objectively speaking

runic adder
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a milagro man starring karera

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that would be great

woeful sluice
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Daiya much better

kind owlBOT
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@woeful sluice, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

hard meteor
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What does she do past ckb

runic adder
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daiya is a better person, joshu is just a chad character

hard meteor
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Ehhhh

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Nah

indigo quail
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bro part 8 is wierdd

magic pagoda
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(JoJolion 106 spoilers) Nut King Call barrage Smugechi

woeful sluice
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I like to see daiya unlike joshu

runic adder
indigo quail
rocky charm
magic pagoda
rocky charm
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We see several hands, meaning he successfully made a bunch of punches

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But Joshu got hit by Calamity

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So he couldn't hit Tooru

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So he just whiffed a fuckton then got hit by a steel bar

patent merlin
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Eoh 2 when we get "You shit-eating bitch, take this!!" As a barrage

foggy gulch
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joshu probably just missed because of calamity

runic adder
minor ore
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Didn’t nut king call have a barrage in eyes of heaven

runic adder
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joshu fumbled every hit lmao

junior coral
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Joshu sexy

runic adder
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its not impossible for someone to hit tooru
but because joshu failed he got less of a calamity

magic pagoda
runic adder
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i think

rocky charm
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Joshu's fine

runic adder
patent merlin
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Eoh was made before the anime so diavolo doesn't have a barrage either

magic pagoda
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Joshu was best boi...

foggy gulch
rocky charm
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He just got hit with a beam

hard meteor
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Tooru not giver hit

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Or wou

hard meteor
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Closest was rai grabbing him

rocky charm
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Love her or mourn her, Kei managed to hurt Tooru

hard meteor
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Ehh that was mainly the bubbles

foggy gulch
sudden nymph
runic adder
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102-104

hard meteor
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Think it was 103

runic adder
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yea right in between

indigo quail
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||dude tooru just got ffffuuccckkkeeedddd upppp|| jojolion chapter 106 spoiler

runic adder
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tooru ate shit

rocky charm
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Yeah Chap 103

minor ore
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Tooru fell of his horse

rocky charm
indigo quail
sudden nymph
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This chapter was amazing we got to see nut king call’s barrage sound

foggy gulch
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oh yeah she pushed josukes bubbles at wou

runic adder
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oh so kei didnt even hit tooru

indigo quail
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wait is is rai ded, im confusion

rocky charm
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yes

sudden nymph
runic adder
minor ore
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Surprised nut king call could even barrage with those toothpick arms

rocky charm
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ghost hands

hard meteor
runic adder
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rai is dead but his legacy as a zeppeli lives on

indigo quail
foggy gulch
sudden nymph
foggy gulch
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yeah only josukes bubbles have hit him so far

indigo quail
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so how many more chapters?

junior coral
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Lol we don't know

sudden nymph
foggy gulch
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we wouldn't know

rocky charm
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Anywhere from 5 to 30

indigo quail
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okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

foggy gulch
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5 seems too little now

junior coral
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yeah

sudden nymph
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I’m gonna say 15 more chapters

foggy gulch
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at least

sudden nymph
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That’s my prediction

hard meteor
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Atleast 20

indigo quail
junior coral
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25 max

sudden nymph
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Yeah 25 at the very max

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But I’m gonna guess 15

junior coral
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2 and a half years man

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man

runic adder
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bruh 15 to wrap up everything? that feels low

junior coral
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15 is a lot

fleet river
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18tops

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jojolion will end next year

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around this time

sudden nymph
indigo quail
runic adder
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there is just so much

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unless araki just flat out gets rid of earlier plot points 15 aint enough i feel

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only every 5 or so chapters do developments happen

patent merlin
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Mystery Man doesn't count

runic adder
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how does it not

rocky charm
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mysterious baby

fleet river
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bite marks

sudden nymph
runic adder
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discarding mystery man there is still so much

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holys stand

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holy in general

rocky charm
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What if Mystery Man does get retconned to be Damo

patent merlin
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Josefumi birthmark doesn't count either

hard meteor
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It’s a bit too late for that

rocky charm
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Holy doesn't have proof of having a Stand

runic adder
runic adder
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lmao

sudden nymph
hard meteor
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Damos importance in the story has passed

fleet river
hard meteor
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If he was gonna get retconned araki would’ve done it far earlier

viral fjord
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Hot take that was the best jojo chapter ever

hard meteor
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And also yeah she saw pasiley park

viral fjord
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In existence

hard meteor
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And was aware of killer queen

sudden nymph
runic adder
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yea when holy gets healed i think shes gonna reveal some big stuff

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she is tied into the locacaca deeply and its research

rocky charm
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3 chapters of Holly doing a QnA about all of the unanswered mysteries

runic adder
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she is one of the biggest factors in the mystery rn besides caato and tooru

sudden nymph
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I’m gonna guess that her stand is a assist stand and that it will be called atom heart mother

runic adder
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lmao imagine

rocky charm
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Araki really missed out not giving nu-Kira Killer King

runic adder
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that would be so stupid if it was called atom heart mother

junior coral
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Holly is totally going to infodump on Josuke as soon as she's back in business

runic adder
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yes for sure

sudden nymph
# runic adder lmao imagine

I mean Kira’s dad’s stand was named atom heart father it would be a nice callback without being too fan servicey

runic adder
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true

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but thats just as lukewarm of a name as love love deluxe

rocky charm
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You're right

runic adder
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then again i doubt holys stand will be a huge feature

sudden nymph
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And the original song is called atom heart mother

rocky charm
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Love Live Deluxe was an awful name

runic adder
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so its probably not too important

rocky charm
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Shit autocorrect

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Love LOVE Deluxe should've been called Love Deluxe Deluxe

sudden nymph
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Plot twist holly’s stand allows her to write on herself without a writing tool

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That would be hilarious

runic adder
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lmao

hard meteor
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Lol

junior coral
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Holly's Stand Queen Crimson

fleet river
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lol

junior coral
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I kid

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But her Stand is probably important

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one would assume

hard meteor
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Imagine if it was actually just a writing stand

runic adder
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i think holy will be more important than her stand

rocky charm
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That shit she did with the rocks on her body was freaky

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Maybe that is her Stand

runic adder
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or at the very least, her stand has a mostly insignificant ability

runic adder
spring cosmos
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yasuho is my waifu

kind owlBOT
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@spring cosmos, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

runic adder
spring cosmos
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;LCMNWAIOFBWJKAFL 'LAF

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im just kidding

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not even on part 8 lol

fleet river
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hollys stand put holes in her brain

rocky charm
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In Chapter 94 or something, when she saw Josuke and she had numbers going down her body and said "this is how long I have until I fall back in a coma, so listen to me Kira"

true ore
runic adder
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yea but what does that have to do with rocks

rocky charm
junior coral
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nah

rocky charm
junior coral
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the rocks are part of her eating the froot

true ore
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did her disease revert?

rocky charm
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Ooh

junior coral
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no

quick echo
junior coral
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she still has the disease

rocky charm
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The rocks are part of her body

true ore
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because she remembered the look of kira

rocky charm
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She can control the rocks

junior coral
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Wait how the fuck is Gappy supposed to save his mom if there's no fruit left

rocky charm
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Maybe her Stand is a bodily-contortion Stand

true ore
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unlike when she though josefumi was kira

sudden nymph
runic adder
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i had no idea

hard meteor
junior coral
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He looks good but the airbrush man

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too much

quick echo
hard meteor
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That fucking airbrush trishcry

sudden nymph
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I love how we only saw WOU’s true form once lmao

true ore
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didnt they use both branches

fleet river
runic adder
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we've seen wou form more than once

rocky charm
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Stairwell and car

runic adder
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oh you mean fully

sudden nymph
junior coral
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AHAHAHAHA

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I LOVE THIS PANEL SO MUCH

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He is just chilling

runic adder
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its pretty great

true ore
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where are the colour scans?

runic adder
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the abyss

fleet river
true ore
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nice

junior coral
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colored scans

fleet river
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yet again the cat sounding torrent site i can't mention here outright

junior coral
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for your viewing pleasure

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pQGzhAtludcOQAeWid6R2w

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use this code if it asks

runic adder
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i am aware of the site, thanks for the directions

runic adder
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no please dont

hard meteor
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Yes embrace the funny bubble

junior coral
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sheeeeeesh

runic adder
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please dont use the bubble to solve jjl gappy

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god please araki dont mess this up

true ore
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green can you send it to my dms sorry im usuing my phone rn

sudden nymph
grizzled vigil
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🙏

foggy gulch
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he will use explosive spin on his mother and kill her

hard meteor
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He’s gonna do it

true ore
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i want to open it on my pc

hard meteor
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He’s gonna spin it all away

rocky charm
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"we do a little trolling"

foggy gulch
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the good ending

runic adder
sudden nymph
foggy gulch
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he will do the one gyro thing

rocky charm
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Make his mom really old?

runic adder
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but what kind of consequence

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if its a consequence like love train

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josuke wouldnt do it

foggy gulch
sudden nymph
rocky charm
fleet river
fleet river
runic adder
sudden nymph
fleet river
runic adder
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wou is trash and D7 is boring

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but jobin, peak jjl coloring nice

hard meteor
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I’ll give shueisha props on jobin he’s one of the few characters that look consistently good colored

viral fjord
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One question how did Johnny use equivalent exchange without the roka

sudden nymph
rocky charm
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In my mind I always picture Jobin's suit green

viral fjord
sudden nymph
runic adder
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roka, rock humans, rock disease, and the corpse are all very closely intertwined

runic adder
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it just works

junior coral
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Green Jobin is insanely poggers

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!

sudden nymph
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Is it ever explained where the disease came from

runic adder
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i prefer white jobin suit all the way

hard meteor
viral fjord
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Ok I thought I missed something but nope just jojos being confusing as hell

runic adder
hard meteor
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Still a mystery

rocky charm
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What's better:
Green Jobin? Or Green Giorno?

runic adder
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again why i think jjl wont be wrapped in in sub 15 chapters

sudden nymph
runic adder
foggy gulch
viral fjord
runic adder
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redirecting it to another person sounds suspiciously like the roka

foggy gulch
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it might be revealed later in the part who knows

sudden nymph
hard meteor
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Yoooo spin fruit

runic adder
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wu is actually the one hiding inside the fruit 🤓

sudden nymph
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Wu never fails

viral fjord
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Do we have any clue where the rokas came from like if they existed before the rock disease

runic adder
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nope!

junior coral
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Josuke will finally use Crazy Diamond and restore the fruit so he can give it to Holly

sudden nymph
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YO IMAGINE IF WU CAME BACK AND SAID “I warned you I never fail” lmao

runic adder
#

they are definitely connected to the corpse

#

but other than that, shrug

#

we have nothing

junior coral
#

No

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The fruit comes from some island somewhere

runic adder
#

new guinea

#

thats literally it

#

thats as vague as the stand meteor location

junior coral
#

The New Locacaca is linked to the corpse because it was grown on the soil of the Wall Eyes

sudden nymph
#

I’m ok with the fruit not having a origin actually

runic adder
#

i have a hard time believing that the fruit that turns parts of the body into rock isnt connected to the rock humans in some way

#

what?

#

you mean johnny?

viral fjord
#

Ya

runic adder
#

that wasnt a meteor

#

just a random boulder

hard meteor
#

Oh that wasn’t the disease

viral fjord
#

Why?

runic adder
#

he crashed into it with shakedownroad

hard meteor
#

That was from the leaf stand

fleet river
#

are you sure you're not reading the maximum security prison arc?

runic adder
#

how it happened is kinda a coincidence

#

but thats shakedown road for ya

junior coral
#

What if it was

#

Calamity!!

runic adder
hard meteor
runic adder
#

i would be fine with the theory if it added something to jjl, but tooru chasing down johnny would be pointless

hard meteor
#

Yeah

runic adder
#

tooru made like, one reference to the saints corpse

viral fjord
#

I hope there’s a part 9 more than anything but there probably won’t be😢

hard meteor
#

He has no real reason to do anything to Johnny

runic adder
#

and even then johnny wasnt pursuing him

viral fjord
#

Was tooru even born when Johnny died lol

kind owlBOT
#

@viral fjord, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

fleet river
#

especially if jojolion ends next year

viral fjord
foggy gulch
#

i don't think araki would be willing to go another 10 years after he said he would stop when he turned 60.

#

we'd probably only get more one-shots like thus spoke kishibe rohan

junior coral
#

He'll do a part 9

viral fjord
junior coral
#

but it won't be nearly as long as 8

fleet river
#

I love jojolion but holy shit is it long

junior coral
#

yes

viral fjord
#

I would prefer part 9 and ten to be 60 chapters other than part 9 to be 120

#

Cause if he does go another ten years would definitely prefer 2 parts over 1

#

He won’t but I’m just saying

fleet river
#

hmh

#

hear me out

#

what if part 9 will be anime only?

viral fjord
#

?

#

Your a genius

#

Ok but honestly that’s a good idea

junior coral
#

Strange

#

But that would mean several years wait between Part 8 and 9

#

lol

viral fjord
#

I like having the manga to read but if that’s the only way we get part 9 I would be fine with that

runic adder
#

we'd have to wait very long for part 9 if it was anime only

#

if it came after 8 and wasnt a TSRK-kinda deal

junior coral
#

Imagine we get Part 9 but it doesn't release periodically

#

Like we just get chapters whenever Araki felt like it

runic adder
#

hxh schedule

junior coral
#

fr

runic adder
#

even if there were no set release times

#

araki would still be pumping out chapters

#

the dude is a machine

fleet river
#

if part 9 will happen then the next jojo will be a zoomer

junior coral
#

Well

#

I mean

#

Actually no

#

Josuke is technically Gen Alpha

#

Since he was born in 2011 trishcry

runic adder
#

lmao

fleet river
#

ok that's a galaxy brain take

runic adder
#

tobin will be supreme gen alpha

junior coral
#

Tsurugi is gen Z tho

runic adder
junior coral
#

Tsurugi is the same age I was during JJL

#

He would turned 18 in 2020

runic adder
#

he still will, i doubt tsurugi is gonna die

junior coral
#

Unless he does

runic adder
#

but i doubt it

#

araki hasnt really killed off child characters before

#

(not counting hayato)

#

hell if emporio survived pucci tsurugi can survive a little rock disease

viral fjord
#

I’m re reading part 8 and what the fuck is this

spring cosmos
#

isnt lucy steel a minor???

junior coral
#

She is not soft or wet

#

Yeah she is

#

She's 14

runic adder
runic adder
runic adder
viral fjord
#

Ya

runic adder
#

ya thats never explained again lol

viral fjord
#

I am rock is the same as 2 other stands in part 8 alone

runic adder
#

how so

junior coral
#

it's like a rock human thing

viral fjord
runic adder
#

we dont know for sure if its a rock human thing or a stand thing

runic adder
#

i am a rock sends a specific type of object in its targets way

#

basically magnetism for a specific object

#

which is different from A3L

junior coral
#

def wasn't a Stand thing

viral fjord
#

I know

#

I’m saying there similar

#

Part 8 has a thing for directional stands

viral fjord
runic adder
#

no

#

parts of her brain were removed by the doctors

#

to silence her

junior coral
#

She also has the disease I thought

runic adder
#

maybe its both

#

shes fucked either way

#

@viral fjord why do you keep deleting ur messages

viral fjord
#

I don’t

#

They keep disappearing

runic adder
#

...

#

weird

runic adder
#

its just on the higashikata side

junior coral
#

I guess so

runic adder
#

otherwise kira would have the disease as well

junior coral
#

But she do gots some rocks on her face

runic adder
#

she could just very well be a fluke

viral fjord
#

How did we find out the doctors took her brain

#

I don’t remember that part

junior coral
#

When we find out she's sick we find out that she's got holes in her brain missing

runic adder
#

nvm she is rock disease

junior coral
#

later on we find out that she's sick in the first place because she knew too much

viral fjord
#

So it’s just a quess

runic adder
#

she has rock disease but idk if its inflicted by doctors or not

junior coral
#

It's both

#

ish

#

somewhat

runic adder
#

like i said, could be a random fluke that she has the disease

#

cuz the disease as far as we know shouldnt have been passed on by the joestar line

#

because kira doesnt have it

fleet river
runic adder
#

and whats that fluke

runic adder
#

which are the same symptoms tsurugi has

fleet river
runic adder
#

who tf is that

#

im not clicking on that channel

junior coral
#

wh

#

what

runic adder
#

so basically after investigating the wiki

#

holy has been succumbing to the rock disease for a long time

fleet river
#

rock kidney

runic adder
#

but the doctors removed parts of her organs and brain

#

while the rock disease is for some reason affecting her strangely

#

by just being a moving mass of rock approaching her brain

#

when it hits her brain she has a coma

fleet river
#

also she chewed off 6 of her fingers

runic adder
#

i have no idea how she can really be healed from all these injuries with a locacaca

runic adder
#

hallucinations

runic adder
#

tsurugi didnt exhibit symptoms of hallucinations so ima guess thats responsible cuz of her surgery

runic adder
lost sage
weak locust
#

Are you pursuing me?

burnt quiver
#

where can i find jojolion's latest colored chapters? i tried nyaa but i couldnt find it lol

junior coral
#

just DMd you

minor ore
fleet river
minor ore
#

definitely, really been loving the crazy amounts of great spreads

runic adder
#

definitely the most consistently great chapter in a while
tooru approaching yasuho was so intimidating

runic adder
# minor ore

that plane door panel is my favorite of this chapter

nocturne whale
#

106 chapter go brrr

spark spear
#

The ending brought me many theories on how Kaato is involved in all of this. We may even get a name for her stand in the next couple of chapters

lost slate
#

wow, that chapter was really good

#

kaato main villain? joshuwheeze

fluid vessel
#

who thinks jojolion will ever end Smugechi

kind owlBOT
#

@fluid vessel, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

lost slate
#

honestly, i feel like jjl could end this year

fluid vessel
#

kaato arc gonna be real quick if that's the case

rocky charm
spark spear
rocky charm
#

Oh, Joshuu, imagine if we don't.

fluid vessel
#

araki's gonna need a load of exposition because narratively, jojolion doesn't have an endpoint yet

sudden nymph
#

Remember when people thought this was real

spark spear
#

Ya'll notice how each of the Higashikatas have a name related to a part of the card deck. And their stands all share something with the word "King". Maybe her stand will have something related with the word "Queen". As she may be the mastermind behind the whole Rokakaka business

sudden nymph
#

Remember when Araki said there would be a mangaka in part 8, me neither

rocky charm
#

Johnny's bug bite fetish is based on Araki
Therefore, Johnny is based on Araki
Johnny is in Part 8
Therefore, Araki is in Part 8
Therefore, mangaka in Part 8

acoustic thorn
#

God damn it

junior coral
#

Therefore Araki is based

sudden nymph
fluid vessel
#

no wonder there's no villain in part 8, he forgot about it

sudden nymph
#

There is a main villain in part 8

#

What are you talking about

junior coral
#

what

spark spear
#

Well that's kind of debatable based on this chapter

#

I mean on who it is I mean

fluid vessel
#

idek at this point

junior coral
#

Caato showing up for two seconds crying like a lil bitch don't mean shit

#

I never thought Tooru was the mv

spark spear
#

It can mean

kind owlBOT
#

@spark spear, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

junior coral
#

He is a primary antagonist but he isn't prevalent enough in the part to be considered the main villain

spark spear
#

That I can agree

#

But I really have a strong feeling that Kaato has a big role on this

#

She may even be Tooru's mother for all I know, we never know Tooru's last name. And maybe Kaato is linked to the Higashikata curse more than we know

minor ore
#

Toorus last name is made up

#

And rock babies are separated from their mothers at birth

junior coral
#

Nah

minor ore
#

Caato cannot be toorus mother

spark spear
#

How so?

junior coral
#

We've seen Tooru's mom

#

lawl

minor ore
#

But she can be aqainted with him

#

Yeah we have

junior coral
#

Chapter 99 flashback

spark spear
#

I'm looking at the chapter rn, I still believe she can be her, just with different hair. It's hard since most of the faces in JoJolion look the same, other than different hair, she kind of looks like Kaato to me

junior coral
#

okay one flaw with your theory

#

The Higashikata kids aren't rock people

spark spear
#

But they suffer from some sort of rock looking disease

junior coral
#

Right but so did Rina Higashikata

#

And George Joestar II

spark spear
#

But it is possible that she ain't the source

junior coral
#

Sure

spark spear
#

We can't rule out the possibility that there is someone before that carried it

junior coral
#

I think whatever it is has to date back to Norisuke I or before

spark spear
#

Exactly

#

How many years was this?

#

I want to try to guess Kaato's age with this to see if my theory can still stand

fluid vessel
#

around 150 years

junior coral
#

121 years since SBR

spark spear
#

Because Rock people can live up to 250-ish

spark spear
junior coral
#

I guess

#

I don't think Rock Humans age like that though

spark spear
#

Assuming we add maybe 30-40 years to her life at that time

junior coral
#

Every Rock Human we've ever met has been relatively young looking

fluid vessel
#

i wonder how a villain would fit in if the problem is just the rock disease ArakiThink

junior coral
#

With the exception of Poor Tom, I literally don't know his deal

spark spear
#

It's still not heavily explained as far as I can remember on how they age

#

Also I think that same chapter (99) they said that Rock people can reproduce with normal humans

junior coral
#

yes

rocky charm
#

Think about this for a second: when a human mother gets pregnant, she grows the baby for approximately 9 months, and then out comes a fully-formed Human baby.
When a Rock Human mother gets pregnant, she grows the baby for approximately 6 months, and then out comes a tiny little rock that lives in wasps for 17 years.
For a Rock Human woman to mate with a Human man and produce Human children, the Rock Human woman would have to be able to make both types of children. This doesn't make biological sense. Why would Rock Humans evolve to be able to breed with a different species and produce offspring of THAT species. That doesn't help Rock Humans survive.

spark spear
junior coral
#

A Rock Human male cannot mate with a human female

#

but Rock Human women can vice versa

spark spear
#

yeah, so A Higashikata male reproduced with Kaato and the rock disease/curse started there

rocky charm
#

No you're not listening to what I just said

junior coral
#

That would mean

#

Uhm

lost slate
spark spear
rocky charm
#

Kaato is the biological mother of 4 human children

#

This means she grew each of those children inside of her for 9 months and produced normal babies, something which would be detrimental to Rock Humans' survival as a species.

spark spear
#

That's true

junior coral
#

debunked

rocky charm
#

It makes way more sense if a Rock Human mother and Human father will produce Rock Human babies

lost slate
#

^

rocky charm
#

And given the example of Tooru in the chapter we're shown this information, it's likely he has a human father, someone important probably

lost slate
#

It would be cool if there were human/rock-human hybrids though

junior coral
#

Tooru last name what is Tooru last name

lost slate
#

He doesn't have one

foggy gulch
#

tooru higashikata

rocky charm
#

It's possible that somewhere up the line a Higashikata man fucked a Rock Woman and abandoned her and she cursed the bloodline with her Stand

spark spear
#

But maybe the human male was more dominant in reproduction, so the more human aspect prospered. Still very unlikely biologically speaking like you said but there are families that wanted for example a girl but in 5 different attempts got boys

foggy gulch
lost slate
junior coral
#

No I'm pretty sure Volume 23 alludes to Tooru's last name being important

lost slate
#

Especially since Norisuke I (the SBR one) had two bellybuttons

foggy gulch
#

so two umbilical cords?

lost slate
#

It's a really small detail but my crack theory is that it's caused by the bloodline curse

junior coral
#

oh true

#

two belly buttons ...

minor ore
#

Toorus last name is tooru

minor ore
#

Tooru tooru

junior coral
#

that biologically can't happen unless there were two umbilical cords

#

so wtf

spark spear
junior coral
#

Tooru "Jump-Man" Tooru

minor ore
foggy gulch
#

a fusion... of a rock human and normal human

spark spear
#

Wait

foggy gulch
#

boom

spark spear
#

Maybe a Fusion is the curse

#

@foggy gulch may be on to something

nocturne whale
#

Why because bruh

minor ore
#

Shes not

nocturne whale
#

How many chapters we had of this never ending calamity

minor ore
#

A lot

#

25+

junior coral
#

We're up to like 20 chapters in this arc

minor ore
#

Yeah I still think we got a bit in Toorus fight

junior coral
#

literal longest arc in all of jojos

#

Tooru is OOC

minor ore
#

Like we are about to get a exposition dump

junior coral
#

Unless he gets healed somehow

#

which I doubt

spark spear
#

Well, how many chapters was Funny Valentine's fight?

#

I think it's up there with the longest arc

junior coral
#

D4C wasn't as long as The Wonder of You

minor ore
#

Tooru would have died here, he has no reason to survive 2 shots from go beyond, so we're getting an exposition dump on tooru 100%

spark spear
#

And on what the hell is Kaato even there. I just want to know what's her deal already

nocturne whale
#

Engage

junior coral
#

D4C went to Part 15

minor ore
#

When a single shot can make mamezuku into cheese, how can 2 shots just leave tooru crawling

#

Plot armor

nocturne whale
#

Yeah, i got a idea for abeatdown

minor ore
#

He has something more

junior coral
#

The Wonder of You is currently at 19

nocturne whale
#

S&w shoots a bubble and then he ora

#

And shoots another one

minor ore
nocturne whale
#

And he oras

spark spear
#

I really don't think we'll get a beatdown

junior coral
#

right

spark spear
#

He still can't be touched. Only the spin bubbles can harm him

rocky charm
#

Also, even though there were only 15 chapters called D4C, the Funny Valentine fight went on for longer

nocturne whale
#

Well, He's hurt

spark spear
#

Yeah, Love Train as well is part of that right

nocturne whale
#

So, his calamity might be messed uo

#

Up

#

Or changed

minor ore
#

No its not messed up

spark spear
#

He was hurt the first time and Joshu tried to stop him

#

Still couldn't touch him

rocky charm
#

I don't think Ball Breaker and Break My Heart, Break Your Heart tend to be considered different fights.

junior coral
minor ore
spark spear
#

Go Beyond is the only think that can touch him

junior coral
#

So it was more like around 20 chapters

minor ore
#

Calamity still going

nocturne whale
#

But is Go Beyond a new form?

minor ore
#

No

junior coral
#

But we're well past 20 in the Wonder of U fight

spark spear
#

No

minor ore
#

Its an ability

nocturne whale
#

Is it a song :v

minor ore
#

Probably

junior coral
#

Soft & Wet: Go Beyond

nocturne whale
#

Like lt

#

Or Btd

junior coral
#

Yes

foggy gulch
spark spear
#

Makes the most sense honestly

kind owlBOT
#

@spark spear, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

nocturne whale
#

Tooru has to be the main villain

junior coral
#

no lol

nocturne whale
#

Why because

kind owlBOT
#

@nocturne whale, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

spark spear
#

Even with that amount of screen time I still don't believe it

minor ore
nocturne whale
#

What is stronger than calamity

junior coral
#

He is the leader of the rock humans, I get that. But he has not been important in the story until the last 30 chapters

nocturne whale
#

I mean

spark spear
#

I like tooru as the villain, but not the main villain

nocturne whale
#

Ts

foggy gulch
nocturne whale
#

Reverst time

foggy gulch
#

its spread

nocturne whale
#

Skip time

foggy gulch
#

another song ruined

nocturne whale
#

Reset time

#

Now

foggy gulch
nocturne whale
#

Sbr

rocky charm
nocturne whale
#

Give Lucj

#

Luck

#

Bad Lucj

rocky charm
#

WoU is at 22 or 23, right?

nocturne whale
#

Lucj

#

Luck

minor ore
spark spear
#

Honestly at this point I just think that the whole Rokakaka business is the real villain, like Poor Tom, Doctor Wu and all the other doctors are just all the main villains. But that would be weird with the JoJo formula

nocturne whale
#

Question

minor ore
#

It's fate

nocturne whale
#

Who is Johnny's Son

minor ore
#

The theme is fate

minor ore
spark spear
#

George Joestar II

nocturne whale
#

We never seen him get order

#

Older

spark spear
minor ore
nocturne whale
rocky charm
#

I mentioned this last night but I didn't realize the only other one was Bites the Dust

#

!w bohemian rhapsody

minor ore
mental ridgeBOT
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Bohemian Rhapsody (ボヘミアン・ラプソディー (自由人の狂想曲), Bohemian Rapusodī, kanji lit. "Freeman's Fantasy") is the Stand of Ungalo, featured in the sixth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Stone Ocean. Bohemian Rhapsody is an ability Stand that breaks the barrier between fiction and reality, drawing fictional characters into the real world and making people live out a specific story.

nocturne whale
#

I knew this was happening

rocky charm
#

Since Bohemian Rhapsody is also written in Kanji

spark spear
heavy ledge
#

so

#

hows everyone doin

spark spear
#

Doing well, you know, discussing the new chapters and stuff

nocturne whale
minor ore
#

Jotaro au is kira

spark spear
#

He's Kira and Kai. Kai has his style, Kira has his personality

minor ore
#

But in jojolion there is no true AU like in sbr

#

The personalities/similarities are more spread out in part 8

#

And not straight forward like 7

nocturne whale
#

Kqau

#

Or sptwau

minor ore
#

?

spark spear
#

?

nocturne whale
#

Star platinum

#

The world