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The door was already long gone from the house
The plane door itself just threw a bunch of shit at them
you can see it that they were standing in the doorway leading to the living room
And presumably knocked them back
Oh wait, it got skedaddled here
soft and wet: 1999 
not in the living room
I thought this was the door and that it flew towards them 
Fuck Jobin what about the property resale value Tooru?
But yeah, I wanna know how mitsuba and the group is doing
Soft & Wet: For U
Joshu has a insanely high durability to be able to withstand two calamities in the span of 5 minutes
He’s literally invincible
how long it took you to finish stone ocean
Like okuyasu
omg i would die 4 u refference would be godlike
Can’t die
that song is just so perfect
imagine if josuke sacrificed himself for tsurugi
Interesting question but about 3 months, partially because I stopped a few times but read the biggest chunk when I was on vacation.
or holly
dude if we do get a jojolion anime I want to see some sakuga with the door flying through the house
whew i thought you were a speedreader
Over a period of about 2 to 3 weeks
with a powerful sound effect too
yo where can i read the new chap
I knew the implication
not on mangadex
Hi Wa Mata Noboru
manga4life
its down
Mangafreak
ty 🙂
You can probably make a meme with this
how
too chaotic and out of context
Me when resident evil 8 comes out
mostly the first part
The women and children are flying
and
Oh shit, "not just the men, but the women and children too" that whole sequence.
It can be done well
Lmao
Caato fans when she shows up in the recent chapter
Bang, I have proven it can be a meme 
When that ass can fart
I didn’t even realize that when the nurses pursue WoU they get stopped by a rolling cart like mamezuku was
Yeah, its a neat detail with the whole calamity thing
Im just wondering why the head doctor wouldnt allow them to come closer and examine him a little, mabye stitch up the wound quick
Also I assume the stand itself bleeding is just a part of the illusion that WoU creates but goddamn anyone looking at him is gonna see an old man just pouring blood everywhere
Im using John Wick as a reference for the stitches, saw that it can be done real quick with the right tools, which its possible the nurses have or are close by, because this is ya know a hospital
But its a stand, so im wondering if it can actually be healed or not
True
I love this panel I just wish nut king call had a barrage sound
Same
what if ‘You shit eating bitch’ is it’s stand cry
I am seeing Dohyaa in the corner 
Maaaaabye?
Watch Meti be right and Kaato be the mastermind behind all this bullshit
Shimoneta: http://www.buyshimoneta.com/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MetiNotTheBadGuy
Art By: @KingKUMA404
BGM: My Glorious Days Rance Quest
Oooooooooh
Nice catch
DOOOOOOOOOYHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Its very on the nose, kinda blunt, which I would expect from Joshu
Wait what is the original kanji for joshu’s line
I don’t think so
And screaming haaaaaa at the end is probably as anticlimactic as joshu is in every situation

Also wait is that Jobin’s blood in the hallway behind her?
That barrage seems extremely fast how fast is nut king call
It’s dripping down the steps into the garage
I think it is
Something like Soft and Wet level speed but probably not very high physical strength
his speed is D tier lol
Stand stats just suck lol
Tooru was attacking Yasuho
true
That gives Joshu a x50 speed and power boost
very unreliable
HAAAAAAAAA is a sound I can see Joshu making 
Maybe that’s the speed of the nut’s unscrewing or maybe his stand got faster because that barrage is not a speed of D
God, it fits him so well
He gains the perk “my little strawberry rage” and has a damage reduction of 30%
Because he truly deeply loves her and is a wonderful caring person who would be great for her if she'd just stop giving JOSUKE handjobs using JOSHU'S ARM THAT HE SO SELFLESSLY SACRIFICED
Kinda busted if you ask me
True since his developmental potential is an A
and its been a significant time since his first use
I know right
Joshu is the saint we need, not the one we deserve 🙏 
The most selfless person I have ever seen ever
Honestly the most virtuous character in jojo ngl
We have officially found jesus 2
Except Mrs Charlotte she was a little more selfless
I know we clown on joshu but the dude literally just had his arm removed and one of his fingers sliced off and he’s still trying to get in the way of Tooru
He is a chad and a savior
The reason he survived his head bonk is that his skull density is 70% thicker than a mere mortal’s
It was his hair
Jesus you’re right
He was going to grant Yasuho his seed and allow her to give birth to Gods grandson, yet that sinful woman was too selfish to accept his gift
The hairdo is structurally impervious to damage
Can’t wait for him to get even stronger once Donny domino gives Joshu his god energy
107 leak
^
Araki made it it’s from chapter 107

10 year anniversary, but it's not about that
Oooooh, pog
Portal 2 is really good 
A game I think has some of the best dialogue in a videogame....
This is a very jojolio topic
Real jojolion fans play portal 2
Also Maby I know you mentioned Obladi eating off the rock on josuke’s eye probably as a joke but
Luckily I did
I haven’t played any portal game I’m more of a resident evil guy myself
**Everyone saw
**
This panel still has the eye rock

It actually ate the eye rock off of him lol
i'm guessing the chapter is out now?
Yes
It is
oooof
does anyone know where
BTW, I have a hot take about the new chapter
just google something
Have a good read
thank you!
or that
Chapter 104 > chapter 106
😲

What happened in 104 again?
Oh my god, I only now realised I have that emote, thats a good one
Kei died in that chapter right?
Yeah
Worst chapter 3/10
I hate the chapter because keis death makes no sense for one
The cane didn’t go deep enough
I think last chapter was really strong, I think this one has a few issues
Quick reminder of 99
Tooru's origin, Ermes
YES
Johnny and Gyro, rock human bilogy
THE WAAAAAAAAAAASPS
I definitely like this endless calamity arc but I think the fact we’ve not seen stuff 100% to completion yet means that stuff chapter per chapter is very tenuous
I like the wasp explanation allot
It’s really cool
But how did Tooru get his swirls?
Imo endless calamity was amazing but didn’t stick the landing that good
I think that’s just how his hair works
Have you known anyone with light swirls like Tooru's?
Id have to look at all the stuff with Go Beyond, it seems fo be done fine enough, but hmmm
I thought we're still in Endless Calamity
Honestly I thought I’d hate the “soft and wet: Go Beyond” revelation as a way to defeat WoU but I actually really like it
Nah
Something is knawing away at the back at my hind
I’m pretty sure this is the last chapter of the arc
I don't get why people think Go Beyond is an asspull
I think Go Beyond is decently well set up, actually
It makes perfect sense to me that the energy we’ve set up before as being able to breach perfect defenses would do something similar in part 8
A lot of people also seem to both overestimate and underestimate it's capabilities
I don’t mind the go beyond thing I just kind of dislike how it’s able to go through the phone that seems a bit weird to me
We knew of the string stuff beforehand, we get that its spin, which also fits with the spinning string, we know spin can be used to just exit the worlds dimension, I like that it relies on all the built up trust between Yasuho and Gappy
Because people either ignore the fact that Josuke can't control it, or they say the ability sucks because of it
I dont think its an asspull really
The fact Josuke can’t seem to control or aim the bubbles is a huge drawback but the Paisley Park combo is a fucking massive brain hack
Another reason why they should be a couple
THEY SHOULD BE DUDE
God paisley park is just the best
Is there a new chapter out?
Actual best ship in jojo, there is so much build up between the two dude
Even better than Hermit Purple?
Where can i red it?
I don’t think it’s a asspull I just think the fact it can go through the phone is a bit of a asspull
Way better than hermit purple dude
Thank you
Hermit Purple was able to beat the best gamer in the world though
Is Go beyond a reference to a song album or band?
Yeah, there's a song called Go Beyond by the band Enya
I think the song fits the ability very well
I want to see a leitmotif of that, if we get enough footage
Fair enough, I hope we get a little bit more on it, if the crux is just that it can be transferred through someone the user trusts a fuckton and said person trusts them back I am going to fucking cum with happyness
Cum beyond
I think Hermit Purple is also similar to the reception Go Beyond has gotten so far tbh
The more we get on Yasuho x Gappy, the happier I am
I think that would be fine but if they don’t explain why it can go through the phone I will be a tiny bit upset
In terms of people either completely disregarding it, or acting like it's more overpowered than what it's actually is
But can it beat ger 
I don’t know that would be something araki would have to come out and say
I mean it defies logic and damages a stand that can manipulate fate to a degree
It genuinely might be stronger or atleast able to hurt giorno
I think in most situations Go Beyond won't beat GER, because Gappy can't control it, but if it hits right where he wants it to hit, then yes
It would win
There's either 1 or 2 New Locacaca's left
TBH the ''Tooru ate the last Locacaca'' plot point confuses me
It confused everyone
Yasuho ate the big one on the branch right?
I don't get what it's purpose is, other than to contradict the flash forward even further
Tooru ate the smallest one on the far side
Yeah she did
ayo can i have a link to the latest chapter??
Pinned
So wait what happened to the medium sized one?
Get that one pinned chat
Unknown
Maybe it’s still in the house??
Definitely could be
@lyric harness can you pin the new chapter for a day or two
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
I'm disappointed that Jobin's beetles didn't do anything in this chapter
Dude what if Jobin has to sacrifice himself and not eat the rokakaka but instead let Tsurugi eat it and heal him with the last of his life?
A month I think
That would be absolutely crushing to my soul
Its been like half a month, im more wondering how long we have to go
just ping me when its time and ill remove it
I HAVE BEEN IN HERE EVERY CHAPTER SAYING KAATO IS MAIN VILLAIN
SHE HERE
SHES A ROCK HUMAN
AND SHES GONNA KICK ASS
But thats the thing, I dont know when its time 
you said its been half a month
When is the next chapter?
Next month?
Next month
Not a Rock Human
Can you possibly check the logs Spice?
She probably won't be the main villain either
Tooru will most likely still be the main villain, Caato will be the alternate Diego of this part
Yeah but give me her motive
With how much Tooru has built up especially when it comes to manipulating others around him, he definitely seems like the best candidate
???
I mean, it's the mastermind of the Locacaca organization, who appeared in over 20 chapters and forshadowed since chapter 64, vs the mom of the family
Who showed up in like 5 chapters now
We have
And it’s a completely different woman
It’s not Kaato lol
Show me his mom
This is what his mom looks like
Not dissimilar
No, they are not similar at all
Messy hair = Different person
That would suck ass
different nose
Different jawline
different eyes
Different person
Different woman
Listen they built up rock human mothers as parasites that can sneak their way into human families
Lmao
ok ueah
Having Tooru be a half brother to the Higashikatas is more stupid than people who suggest Josuke to be unfused
different species
i still want to think abput what it would entail if she was
I dont see why you think that would be bad but
It would entail the drop in quality of Jojolion
Ok
Tooru is cucking Norisuke
Explain why
It would be bad cause it wouldn’t make any sense lol
Alright guys are y'all ready for my patented Shitty Theories
opiniated
Yeah Metal is right
Kaato didn't come back
Jobinbros there's a chance he's coming back??
There is no Kaato
Thats not a fucking argument
It's Joubin disguised by Paper Moon King.
What do we gain from Caato being Tooru's mom?
went deaf as soon as you said that
wait are we arguing over what happened
Very likely chance
only works if yasuho was touched by it
might not be all over jobinbros
IDK, people want Caato to be Tooru's mom for some reason
I genuinely don’t know where araki goes from here. Not that he doesn’t have a plan but I have no clue what it could possibly be
Remember the flashforward had a speech about Stands evolving
All the shit araki said ages ago about rock human mothers, all the kaato build up too, it would be an amazing way to tie a lot of loose ends together
lmao the fault of the jojo community has always been writing and assuming for araki
yeah trueeee
Now Tsurugi can disguise a specific person to everyone instead of touching someone and disguising everything to them
Or maybe he just wanted to explain to us how rock humans work, and not tie Caato
i have a theory that yasuho josuke and tsurugi would be the ones to have their stands evolved
How
No it isn't
josuke obviously
Well it did directly retcon information we were given before about rock humans
Kaato wasn’t even the focus of that exposition
rock humans felt a lot like world building, but Caato being a rock human or not wouldn't make any difference to me lol
yasuho because every king needs a queen
Chapter 99 means Tooru's heritage is importa-
True, but I doubt she will be a rock human
Like man ive taken like 4 storytelling courses
So it’s atleast somewhat relevant to araki to give us that information
BY JOVE I'VE GOT IT
Oh, @lyric harness Its been a month exactly
this was after I was put on thin ice, its the 19th now
Maybe Josefumi's mom will be a rock human?
I don’t think Kaato is one either
KARERA IS TOORU'S MOM
That's something I could somewhat see
But I’m just saying
and tsurugi (mostly because if they'll use equivalent exchange its safest to use three people)
Like araki is all over the place i agree but I really think this would tie a lot of shit together
@vast ermine, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !
Caato CAN'T be rock human
Why
bababooey @viral plume
The Higashikata family
BOIS
Even if it could tie things together, doesn't mean it will be a good progress for the plot
IM BAACK
Her childrens grow up
I HAVE BEEN BLUED YET AGAIN, POOOOOOOOOOG
Blue max is back
Good grief
And obviusly didn't was 17 years with the wasps
Make sense
@sudden nymph 
If she's a rock human, Jobin is too, male human rock can't have children with female humans
And Tsurugi exists
Kaato's remorseless attitude, her mysterious stand, her connection to the rock humans, the build up of rock human mothers being able to be parasites in human families, and the time difference between toorus birth and the higashikata kids.... it all point to it
No, thats false
At least you still use facts and logic, JonJon
Summed it up the best
They can have children, its just incredibly unlikely
Female rock human can get pregnant by male humans
No clue exactly where but I remember hearing this
Well we only know that can get pregnant
The baby is rock human
Was it said in a coverpage or something?
Because if its not, I am yeeting arakis word
We don’t know the biology of the child
^
If it’s like half human half rock human or what
Rock disease in higashikatas
Caato is remorseless because she believes she sacrificed herself for her family and deserves better treatment, her Stand isn't that mysterious we just don't know it's name and possible capabilities
No he didn’t it said they can reproduce but it never mentioned the baby would be human
Ik it existed before but theyre already like half rock humans
That started far before Kaato married Norisuke
It makes sense guys
It doesn’t
It doesn't at all
Rock disease has been a thing since generations before kaato
Yeah but her being a rock human would give her MORE reason to be remorseless
Having Caato be a rock human is dumber than a Josuke unfusing
And would make a better, more succinct and connected plot
She already has enough reasons, she doesn't need more
Yeah but when its right there ignoring it is a mistake
Nah, what if Kira's and Kei's dad was a rock human?
Which is why they're both cold and rude
Holly is a rock human
You havent given me any real reason against my theory besides "It doesnt need to happen"
We have
So 2nd best rock human, 1st place Dolomite?
You just ignored all of the points that go against it
Nah I’m pretty sure iwasuke is a rock human
Like the very clearly different woman in toorus flashback
Tsurugi is a rock insect
Guys, what if Funny Valentine was a rock human, which is why he was so amoral in SBR
No i gave counterpoints
Better yet: maybe Gyro was also a rock human
Lucy steel is a rock human
They werent in jojolion
WAIT A MINUTE. We know that rock animals and humans can drown easier than other creatures due to their skin based breathing while in their rock forms. So Obladi Oblada didn’t just get washed off, the bug fucking drowned
What if Tooru is a rock human??
No, but they are still heavily interlinked with each other
Sure
I don't think so
:O
Very unlikely, he's probably just Yasuho's horny human ex
Josuke knows that from having killed yatsuyo
Listen man, yall dont have to believe me or anything we will see, but I speak as someone who literally is studying storytelling professionally, I think this would work and make it a far better plot
I hope Magenta wasn't a rock human
And maybe George Joestar 1, Johnny's father, was actually HALF a rock human?
Pretty man
That’s cool and all
I will save you
Oh I thought it was just a hot bath and that the heat burned Obladi Oblada to death
Yall never gave me a reason I didnt have a counter point for
Go to sleep pleaase
Are you the one saying Kaato is Tooru's mom?
Yep
Because there are 4 massive counterpoints
WTF
1: Jobin
2: Haato
3: Joshu
4: Daiya
I though u were saying she's just a rock human
What abt them
Guys, what if Yasuho's mom also has Paisley Park, because she was shown to play video games?
They grow up, u dmbass
Yasuho's mom main villain?
Ok
They are human beings who were raised like human beings and didn't spend 17 fucking years as pebble-sized wasp parasites
We saw them as kids
Again its never said whether rock human mother with a human father has to be rock human children
They grow up and live like normal humans jobin alone having a kid with a human woman already puts a dent in this theory
Wait a second, I have an amazing theory
And the higashikatas are already tied to the rock disease, making them like semi rock humans
What if the final fight of Jojolion is Josuke vs Dolomite 2.0
The real main villain is the friends we made along the way that’s my theory
so the kids should be 75% rock
Well that just disproves it
This time he controls the entire Higashikata family
Because Kaato married into the Higashikatas
The Rock Disease was generations before her
So we will finally get Soft and Wet vs Nut King Call
She can't have caused Rina's disease in 1901
Yeas
Yeah
Norisuke the first and whoever he married passed on the disease to Rina
As a rock human she was probably interested in their bizarre family
Actually it was implied it existed before his time
So it goes back to atleast 1890 in the Higashikata family
As she would be
When Tsurugi talked about the family tradition of dressing up boys as girls, Norisuke 1 was also in the background
plunder and nut king call are kind of opposites of each other
So maybe Joshu will change from being a misunderstood hero to the TRUE main villain of Jojolion?
Anyway see yall next chapter Im gonna to talk to smarter people than the jojo community
But anyway, the fact that Rock Humans and Humans can interbreed with a Rock Human mother, but not with a Human mother means that the fact the mother is a Rock Human is important
Ok 15 year old
The conception, gestation, and birth of Humans and Rock Humans are MASSIVELY DIFFERENT
He's 13
You know nothing about me, yet you assume things about me?

I'm his cousin
Educated guess, 15
Nope
Ok bye lmao
For a Rock Human mother to be able to produce Rock Human children as well as Human children, she would need to have two completely different biological processes inside of herself ready to make 2 different kinds of kids
His dad beats him everynight, please don't say bad thing to him
Hair clip is main villain
Proof: Araki is my dad
So you're actually a girl?
I’m his secret son
4
Your social awareness is worse than Joshu's
D is the 4th letter so u're 4

Do you dress like a girl to avoid the Rock Disease?
It probably doesn't work
Another all too common jojo fan L
Nah Dino aids gets rid of that for me
And yet we're the stupid ones, for telling him that Caato can't and shouldn't be a rock human
And especially not the main villain of the part
She probably gonna be the alternate Diego of this part like I’ve been saying
Ah well,next chapter should pretty much debunk that theory anyway lol
Kaato's gotta be the main villain
No, but she probably won't get a lengthy arc like Tooru
Black queen of queen of the Stone Age
She’s most likely gonna be the alternate Diego of this part meaning she isn’t the main villain but she is the final villain
Black Queen by Kaato
Kaato could be the final villain, not sure if that would make her the “main” villain
I’m still holding on to my dream for jojolion
I think her buildup as a character was done through Jobin
A shady mom, but still a mom
Basically Valentine-high voltage Diego situation
spray can is Katoo's stand
We only got like 2 chapters showing their relationship
She's crying because she killed her son
That too
Please let Joshu vs Jobin happen Araki I would be so happy
I hope Joshu's dead
He’s not
But all of Jobin's morals and actions may be more influenced by Kaato than we realize
Joshu’s character needs that so bad
He’s alive
TBH I don't know what Araki will do after Caato will presumably be defeated, will the Higashikatas just solve all the unresolved plot points and mysteries for the remaining chapters?
There’s a panel of him really bloody but slowly getting up near the end
Of course when it comes to Tsurugi, he did what was best for him
Just unconscious
:(
I've expected better from a Tooru appreciator
Also I would love to see a battle between two one shot stands that would be awesome
He’s never questioned his ideals before, and going against his older brother he idolised would be perfect for him
Well when the curse is lifted off of the higashikata’s and Holly, the story really doesn’t need to continue on
Sorry I really hate Joshu
Joshu built like a tank can’t be taken down easily
The whole point of the story is about lifting a curse
He already went against him in chapter 95 though
Finally someone understands why I want this fight so much
1
There's a theory out there that Kaato herself is a rock human
At least 2
Yeah we know and it’s most likely not true
Kaato milf.
Backheeling a phone and hiding behind his sisters is not going against someone cmon now
1
And we know that human males can inseminate rock human females
This ain’t the Champions league final
I mean, Jobin's Stand could literally heat him up
He should be afraid of something like that
Joshu’s stand is also a one shot stand btw
Oh true
But I still consider it going against Jobin, and Joshu was very brave
He would easily shoot into top 3 if he got that characterisation, need Araki to deliver
but he doesn't know what his stand do
or he does?
They don't talk about their stands
Beetle fight?
OK guys the Chapter 107 plot just leaked
||Kaato opens up her cards and pulls out a weird spray-thing.||
||She points it at Jobin and starts spraying flesh at him||
||Jobin gets up, don't worry, he's fine||
||Tooru asks her where she got such a thing, since he recognizes it||
||Kaato says she received it from a dear friend||
||Tooru says it belonged to his mother||
||Hot Pants confirmed Rock Human, Diego is Tooru's dad||
||Joshu cuts Tooru's head off with Nut King Call||
NO
Bruh
LMFAO
It’s all coming together
Noooooooo
DESIRE
Nothing wrong with being afraid, but this is Jojo’s, a true “fight”, is between stands. Their “fighting spirits” need to clash for it to be a fight imo
Guys, what if mystery man is actually the baby from chapter 22, Kira's father, Josefumi's father, and Yasuho's father?
It would really tie things up
A little old for that
Tooru when he’s secretly revealed to be a flesh suit piloted by rock insects that are really rock dinosaurs created by Diego’s ability 120 years ago
It's okay, he's also a rock human
Kira's what, 34?
I’m pretty sure the mystery man is Johnny’s son at this point
incest
The baby was a baby in 1901
No, Kira was 29
Oh OK
What no
The milf's keep winning
He’s only 29
I needed to hear this so bad
So Kira born in 1982
Yeah
Yes
Would put the baby at age 81 when Kira was born
But like I said, he was also a half rock human
Imagine if Joshu beat Jobin with a beetle that would be perfect
Cream-Starter is still existing?
Also Josefumi's 19, so baby would be 91 (which is more than 89 years old) when Josephmi was born
So he could live for longer than that
Cream starter maybe
@woeful sluice, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !
Literally so glad yasuho is alive
She won’t die
Yasuho can't die
She will not
She better not
Physically
Maybe the marks on Obladi Oblada are dinosaurs marks?
We’ve had this conversation like 25 different times
Narrators don’t die midway into a part
She's a rock goddess
Yasuho won't die, because she's already dead mentally
Midway????
And she named him after her dog
She was the narrator, but probably she is not anymore
True
Oh haven't you heard? After the fight with Kaato, we're gonna start learning about Boulder Humans, who are even stronger than Rock Humans and will last 150 chapters as a threat
She gonna get that dick first
Wellllll a little more than that but the point still stands
Doesn’t work like that
Bruh I thot we were like at the end
Is possible
Nah Once you narrate at the beginning your fate is set
Yasuho and Josuke will make the next Jojo
I mean look at koichi and Johnny
Jobin still mostly dead?
The plotarmour is built in
Ten years after
11
But meh yasuho will probably live longer anyway
Yasuho immortal
I sure hope so
Gonna show up as a milf in part 9
Milf yasuho better than dead yasuho
Can’t wait for Daiya and Hato to do nothing
Honestly yeah, she is pretty evil
At one point in time I thought they would have a fight but I’m pretty sure that won’t happen anymore
Hato got a fight
I meant with each other
Daiya's stand was only so powerful because Josuke had like two days of memories at the time
OH, cat fight?
thanos
Debatable
The wrist cuffs represent being tied down by Jobin and Norisuke, now that they're dead she's free
I though it changed a lot
Tid and pants are cool,but the face is kinda throwing me off
The tassels moved to
Kaato hot girl summer lets gooooo
@hard meteor can you help him
Sure
I forgot the link
its in pins right
Oh yeah Spice pinned it
Btw who is spice I have never seen him talk
Joshu still alive you reckon
Yeah I’m pretty sure
Yeah just knocked out
if Joshu or Jobin die my dream is crushed
Jobin already died
We don’t know that for sure
Caato at her hottest
So tru
This too 🥴
Damn, was just about to bring that up
For a middle aged woman, she does look pretty good
caato 
She's the part 3 joseph of jojolion
Why does she have cards on her swimsuit
I have no idea at this point
But I would guess like 10 at the very max
3 or less?
Definitely more than 3
However many araki gives us
We probably have like 20 chapters left
Hope joshu dies
that would mean jojolion going until 2023
Oof
Nah Joshu best character
No arm no leg guy actually
do you really think araki knows what homestuck is?
I was looking through old posts on this server and I saw someone say "FF fans are all Homestuck fans" and I felt personally attacked

I did previously make the reference that Kaato's Stand is just a Captchalogue from Homestuck
Araki has always drawn inspiration from western pop culture
usually more classic western culture tho
Kaato's Stand is named Megalovania

where did the idea of caato having a stand with the name 'queen' come from?
naturally one would assume her stand would still be king
she was married into the family i think
is it cuz of her line about not wanting her life to be decided by men?
so was mitsuba
oh yeah
cool
She’s unique when it comes to Higashikatas
Savior of the Waking World
She’s also the reason why Jobin’s different

jojo but in real life
this looks so much better than the official coloring
yea shes cool
to be fair the color palette is a miss
i like it
This is a good Tooru pallete
The blue is beautiful
and the shading is over the top for a sunny day
It is the same shading from the B&W
I literally forgot about the house’s condition
How tf are they gonna fix the house in 1 hour
believe in araki
roka the house
Maybe paper moon king’s new ability is similar to bitez za dusto
im just gonna forget about the flashforward until it happens in the present, its too much of a mess rn
epic embed fail
ah i keep forgetting the twitter format
Jojolion is one huge time loop and the "flash forward" was actually a flashback to the previous loop
Well it all comes down to Kaato’s imo, if her stand can recreate the house or something it would make sense

That is fair we aren’t completely sure what her stand actually does
lmao
Well Tsugiri has been shown to be smart asf, so if she has been placing Tooru and everyone in a trance that would be possible, but that would be Ozone baby pt2
toorus colors are eh
that blue shoe is really bad with that yellow pants
I really wouldn’t like if it was all a illusion
The backgrounds in every panel colour clash, and Tooru’s trousers hurt my eyes icl
or josefumi wakes up and realizes he fell asleep while eating his soup
Same
But if we look at Jobin, Tsugiri is very much capable of still using his stand cause Jobin used it on that pervert kid
some reality altering shit must happen at this point
PMK requiem
How would that work?
time inverter?
like in tenet
gappy no eye
really how did his eye come back?
He saw'd off the rock
Araki forgot
literally hax
God ur brain babe
i see
Obladi oblada actually cosmetic surgeon
au aya
Ight, i just read the new chapter
So Gappy stand ability is gonna be called Go Beyond?

yeah
where's my damn Prince reference
||Go Beyond Deez Nuts||

yo there's blood on the stairs

Go beyond plus ultera
what does it mean?
I hate it already
the blood is from jobin
It means that Jobin and Tooru are bleeding out
u can go back to jobin's 'death' scene and see that his blood fell on the stairs
at that exact spot
I think Kaato was sacrificing Norisuke for Jobin, or she’s planning to
That's just Jobin's drip
That’s why she’s crying
kaato saw her son on the brink of death and bawled her eyes out
Do you think she found the Locacaca on the floor
Do you think she knows what it does?
I was just brainstorming Stand fusion names for Tobin and my mind came up with Wonder of Speed
A name which would be much better suited for PHF
oh no
caato did have some ideas about the rokakaka
i think
apart from the fruit parlor stuff
there were four locacacas tf?
idk man shit's crazy
that means 2 of them would have to fall off
ive always thought that there would possibly be another fusion
crazy train pls
Sounds like a cool description of Made in Heaven
to make him into a fusion would push it into another level of duality
wonder king
bruh it's not happening
could have just left us off with tooru being hit by the car
but noooooo, he has to leave us on a huge cliffhanger
Well of course it's not happening but it's fun to shitpost theories
cope and seethe, accept your new main villain tobin 
jojolion is the king of cliffhangers

pun intended?
of course...
I hope Norisuke and Tooru get sacrificed for Jobin

Need the Ora Ora Ora vs Meraaaryaryaaaaa
The Tooru x Kaato/Jobin shippers are quacking in excitement with the chances of them merging.
they exist..?
The tension from beetle tendency can finally be finished
shippers of them...?
Yeah.
cant wait for there to be tobin fanart so we can laugh at its stupidity in a month
What side of twitter are you apart of 
Jobin's Rhinoceros Beetle breaks out of containment and stabs someone, granting them Requiem
we need more joshu x karera shippers
true
That one.
plot twist: everyone survives the fight with tooru but joshu slips on the stairs after the finale and dies a gruesome death at the hospital
joshu won't die
Is there another hiatus?
no
hes the main jojo as well as the only hero in this story
I mean... I wouldn’t mind
hiatuses are announced at the end of the chapter (if they're happening)
How long did the wonder of u arc last throughout the chapter releases?
I got caught up on Jojolion right as it started
Same
started in 2019
like march or may i think
!w Wonder of You (The Miracle of Your Love) Part 1
https://jojowiki.com/JJL_Chapter_84
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The Wonder of You (The Miracle of Your Love), Part 1 (ザ・ワンダー・オブ・ユー(君の奇跡の愛) その①, Za Wandā Obu Yū (Kimi no Kiseki no Ai) Sono 1), originally titled The Head Doctor of TG University Hospital, Part 1 (TG大学病院の院長 その①, TG Daigaku Byōin no Inchō Sono 1) is the eighty-fourth chapter of JoJolion and the nine hundred thirty-first chapter of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga.
I'd like to see josuke getting infinite spin, getting an even more powerful power up than go beyond, the spirit of johnny joestar cheers him up and gives him a tip to shoot himself in the head, jesus is there
and the end is just 2 chapter long fist fight between soft and wet and wonder of u
Josuke shoots himself in the head and just fucking dies because he doesn't have Act 3
go big or go home
go beyond is already insane
Jesus kills Josuke lets gooooooo
we'll make him get act 5
So what if it ends the same way?
he becomes the second jesus christ and resets the universe
Fight to the death between Joshu and Josuke should be the Part 8 finale.
josuke fuses with tobin and obtains 8 balls, the supreme being
Rock balls
didnt norisuke note that yotsuya had no genitals
How many more hours until jojolion chapter comes out
Because the penis dissapeared in the water.
it's out lol
ah ok
Check pins
30 minutes
theres about -9 hours until the new chapter
Oh shit cool
711 hours until the next chapter
why tf were they staring at his dick anyways
https://twitter.com/MehdikazimMan
Feel like i'm learning more from doing these and i'm having quite a lot of fun with them so ill do a few more :D
The dick is very important
cuz he just turned into a rock, you gotta check if that thing can reproduce ofc
was he really that hot
like yea ik yotsuyu was super pretty but like

why
why did araki feel like it was necessary to do that
he couldn't have written in a narrator explaining that they cant reproduce or something
Massive Creep is the name of joshu's theme?



