jojolion

[crystal ginkgo]

i see the creepiness runs in the family

[zenith blaze]

Yes it does

[winter spade]

I love the recurring joke of everyone calling yasuho Joshu’s girlfriend

[potent shoal]

when does chap 106 release? i tought it would come out today

[sinful bramble]

Comes out on Monday (Sunday at 4pm in my timezone which is BST)

[barren bough]

Sunday for us in good ol' Bri'ain

[potent shoal]

bri'ish

ty

[sinful bramble]

There was the preview today and the cover yesterday though, if you haven’t seen them already

[crystal ginkgo]

🦷

[potent shoal]

nope

[hard meteor]

Sunday 10 am for the est chads 💪

[crystal ginkgo]

"yes, i live in the utc +5 time zone, how'd you know?"

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[karmic cloak]

[minor ore]

H

Ello

[hard meteor]

Sup Zach

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

Heya metal

Is that thisisjobin from that funny twitter account thusisjobin

Fuck

I speeled this as rhus

[edgy tiger]

[minor ore]

Mitherd

Idk how to spell

[noble vigil]

any leaks?

[minor ore]

Nope

Only preview

[crystal ginkgo]

my ass leaks gas rn

[karmic cloak]

maybe

[noble vigil]

whats the preview?

is it just the ultra jump cover

[primal lintel]

oh wait that's the plane door

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah but it's pretty cool

[primal lintel]

i just realized that

[minor ore]

oh is jojolion not finished

[primal lintel]

i mean idk if it IS the plane door but it sure looks like it

[minor ore]

I'm 60 chapters in

[primal lintel]

y-yeah?

[noble vigil]

yooo thats some good stuff

try

ty*

[minor ore]

Np

I'm trying to find chapter 61 colored scans lol

[crystal ginkgo]

i can see tooru using star finger to use paisley park

[primal lintel]

yasuho gonna lose joshu's arm

[primal lintel]

[crystal ginkgo]

you cant

they arent out

[minor ore]

Sadge

[karmic cloak]

Colored scans are like 40 chapters late lmao

[minor ore]

Yes they are

Wait

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah you have to read it in b&w

[minor ore]

Oh you mean like

isn't kira a joestar

[crystal ginkgo]

he is

[minor ore]

why doesn't he have a birthmark

[edgy tiger]

http://mangahasu.se/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-8-jojorion-official-color-scans-v6-p23397.html

[minor ore]

He does

[hard meteor]

yep he is,and he does have a birthmark

[minor ore]

does he lol

[crystal ginkgo]

he does

https://i.redd.it/nles09a6fj6y.png

[minor ore]

Wow! An unofficial chart!

Proof!!1!?

[crystal ginkgo]

what a nerd

smh

[minor ore]

Use a manga panel

Nerd

[crystal ginkgo]

nerd

[minor ore]

Smh

[minor ore]

There we go

[crystal ginkgo]

see

[uneven tendon]

Why should we have leaks when we can patiently wait and respect Araki's schedule?

[crystal ginkgo]

this chart is a summary of what we know so far so please believe it nerd

[minor ore]

Yo liam is super based

[uneven tendon]

Thank you, based villain

[karmic cloak]

leaks ? dont think we ever had leaks

[uneven tendon]

Me neither

[crystal ginkgo]

the only based thing you said in the last 10 hours

[minor ore]

False

Lol

[uneven tendon]

*One of many

[hard meteor]

He’s been based all day

[crystal ginkgo]

lmao

cringe man

[uneven tendon]

Thank you Metal

[minor ore]

Liam i knew you were cool but

Woah

[hard meteor]

Not even,ever since he joined it’s been good take after good take

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah right

[noble vigil]

i'm respecting araki's schedule bro, i was just asking in case

[minor ore]

Not this again

where's kira's birthmark!!

[uneven tendon]

Even that Jotaro being called overrated is an overrated statement?

[minor ore]

Araki mistake !

Or karera photoshop

!!

damn another araki forgot

Another?

[uneven tendon]

The only thing Araki forgot about in part 8 is to give us more interactions with the kids

[edgy tiger]

Only thing Araki forgot was Jobin not being the JoJo

[kind owl]

@edgy tiger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 11 !

[edgy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-thats-crazy-who-asked-though-spongebob-dancing-weird-gif-17659544

[minor ore]

Cause it is

[uneven tendon]

Nah, Jobin serves a good role as an antagonist

[unborn crane]

jobin x yasuho?????

[hard meteor]

He’s right

Walking is strong

[runic adder]

Fr gotten so many chapters since vitamin c

[hard meteor]

It’s just not used after it’s first appearance

[edgy tiger]

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, a Stand that can pierce through any material is obviously strong

[minor ore]

It cracked damos skull lmao

[uneven tendon]

It also has a decent range of 4 meters iirc

[edgy tiger]

As he should, Araki hasn’t missed

[unborn crane]

hato has the ultimate girlboss stand ngl

heels???

like okay

[minor ore]

❤️

[junior coral]

Joshu boutta be crushed under that plane door D:

[minor ore]

Nah

[crystal ginkgo]

shit tier bait

[hard meteor]

Stop the cap

[uneven tendon]

We don't know if she can use it in more ways than just heels

[unborn crane]

can she just pierce thry the wall extend her heel and kill tooru

[runic adder]

That’s what I said!

[unborn crane]

its that easy

[minor ore]

He's going to distort reality

[runic adder]

But nobody thinks nkc is under the plane door

[hard meteor]

It’s not bait it literally has 4-5 meters range or longer lmao

[edgy tiger]

I don’t know why but Josuke running down Damo and killing him is so funny

[runic adder]

It’s right there!!!

[junior coral]

You can literally see it

[crystal ginkgo]

and

[edgy tiger]

Most Jojo’s will leave the antagonist if they retreat lol

[crystal ginkgo]

what if shes not wearing heels

that renders her stand useless

[minor ore]

Shes always wearing heels

[edgy tiger]

The heel of foot will stretch iirc

[runic adder]

Heel doesn’t always mean the shoe heel

And besides she’s always worn heels

[hard meteor]

she can form spikes from her feet without wearing heels it’s not bound by shoes

[edgy tiger]

^^^

[runic adder]

Jojo characters don’t change outfits(except Rohan)

[crystal ginkgo]

[edgy tiger]

Jojo characters stinky

[edgy tiger]

Only change clothes in flashbacks

[uneven tendon]

That's why I like to say it's the most underrated Higashikata Stand

People just discard it as "heels Stand"

[crystal ginkgo]

ckb is the most underrated stand

[minor ore]

Ckb

[hard meteor]

Smh Caato enjoyer stop speed reading

[minor ore]

?

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah bc it's a shit stand

[minor ore]

Ok

Lol

[hard meteor]

How is ckb better

[crystal ginkgo]

theres no way youre not trolling

[minor ore]

What the fuck is ckb

[uneven tendon]

CKB isn't underrated, Daiya doesn't have a lot of ways of using it

[crystal ginkgo]

please tell me youre trolling

[white pasture]

this preview 😡 give me new information sensei

[uneven tendon]

And it seems to be pretty popular in the community

[minor ore]

You're speed reading

And a nerd

Shut up

[crystal ginkgo]

nah

you're a nerd for reading slow

[edgy tiger]

Ckb is a shit stand

[crystal ginkgo]

i read it at medium speed

[edgy tiger]

Unless she can change the conditions which I don’t think she can

[minor ore]

She cant

[uneven tendon]

So he's a nerd for properly appreciating the story?

[crystal ginkgo]

wtf

thats not what i said

[minor ore]

Caato enjoyers are nerds

[edgy tiger]

She wouldn’t take one memory from me or anyone cause we don’t care

[uneven tendon]

Honestly if they grow more Locacacas they should give one to Daiya, considering she's nearly blind

[crystal ginkgo]

liam you're hard to talk to

[minor ore]

No

Im hard to talk to

And youre a nerd

[crystal ginkgo]

you too

[uneven tendon]

How am I hard to talk to?

[hard meteor]

This dude caato enjoyer hasn’t given one good take yet

[uneven tendon]

True

[crystal ginkgo]

ok what take do you consider to be a good one

[minor ore]

Eat my belly button lint

[crystal ginkgo]

frick off nerd

[minor ore]

"frick off"

Ok nerd

[junior coral]

lol

[hard meteor]

anything that’s manga accurate and not joshu slander

[uneven tendon]

There's no reason to get angry

[kind owl]

@uneven tendon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 21 !

[crystal ginkgo]

like what

can you give me an example

[hard meteor]

Sure

[uneven tendon]

Like Walking Heart being strong and having a 4 meters range?

[minor ore]

Joshu is canonicaly the adoptive father of 7 children

[junior coral]

how

[crystal ginkgo]

what about his service in iraq

[kind owl]

@crystal ginkgo, Your Hamon Rank is now level 15 !

[crystal ginkgo]

you're forgetting

[minor ore]

Proud soldier

[uneven tendon]

*The adoptive father of the entire universe

[hard meteor]

“Joshu is one of the best written characters a in the series” something like that

[crystal ginkgo]

i'm not sure

i've done research on joshu and i can say that he's definitely not a bad character and he's grown

[minor ore]

Joshu has serious balls to go up against tooru

[junior coral]

no

dude seriously

"i've done my research"

[uneven tendon]

^

[runic adder]

Not as many balls as josuke

[junior coral]

him in chapter 101 is proof he hasn't grown

[crystal ginkgo]

and if his attempt to merge with yasuho was a result of calamity, then i forgive him

[minor ore]

Well, josuke is the main character

[runic adder]

Joshu “growing” would mean redemption

[uneven tendon]

People like to say Joshu is evil, when in reality he is the most heroic Higashikata

[hard meteor]

Exactly bro didn’t even back down while doing it

[runic adder]

Yes, of course the protagonist always has more balls

[crystal ginkgo]

what else do you say when you've done your research

[junior coral]

"I'm just gonna mount the back of Yasuho here so we can do equivalent exchange! It's for the exchange I promise!"

[minor ore]

Its the joshu way, cope, seethe

[runic adder]

Him saying it would be better than sex is creepy af

[minor ore]

Good intentions

[runic adder]

Imagine josefumi saying that to Kira

[uneven tendon]

He thought they needed to touch each other, because he didn't know how the Equivalent Exchange works

[runic adder]

So he tried to mount yasuho

Definitely a bit more than touching her

[crystal ginkgo]

i mean it's possible that the calamity influenced his decision making

[junior coral]

dude had his crotch on her ass

[minor ore]

We dont even know how he is aware of equivalent exchange

[hard meteor]

I mean they’re related obviously he wouldn’t say that to him lol

[uneven tendon]

Shouldn't have been in that position, but he didn't mean harm to her

[junior coral]

"the calamity influenced him" is not something that has been proven

keep coping

[runic adder]

Most people assume he’s still angry but calamity grew it in strength

It’s up to interpretation

[hard meteor]

It can be proven pretty easily lol

[junior coral]

when

[runic adder]

Do they know they’re related?

[junior coral]

Not on Joshu

[crystal ginkgo]

ok but do you consider that he also wanted to have sex with her

[uneven tendon]

It has not been proven because Araki expects his readers to understand things without having to say everything outright

[junior coral]

He was totally acting in character every single second of this arc lol

[minor ore]

This chat is shit again bye

[uneven tendon]

Just look at the context

[runic adder]

Ok but do you consider it’s also creepy af behavior lol

[crystal ginkgo]

joshu reminds me of dwight from the office in some ways

[hard meteor]

Maybe I’m sure atleast one of them would’ve noticed the birthmark

[uneven tendon]

And right after that:

[junior coral]

that doesn't prove he was influenced by anything. This is him acting in character

weirdos

[minor ore]

Lol

Ok

[hard meteor]

Bro literally the moment yasuho tries to call kei he starts going crazy and when the order shifts to a new calamity he tries protecting her

What else does that imply

[uneven tendon]

Obviously Joshu would be angry for his arm being reduced to basically nothing, but he definitely wouldn't try to kill Yasuho under any circumstances

[crystal ginkgo]

i'm no defending him but please consider stopping hating him just because he's been influenced by wou

[runic adder]

Joshu would never actively try to kill yasuho

[hard meteor]

Exactly

[runic adder]

I think in a normal situation he would still be mad he lost his arm, especially when yasuho barely acknowledges it

[minor ore]

Joshu is weird, not stupid

[junior coral]

no

he is stupid

lol

[minor ore]

Uh

[runic adder]

Stupid socially but he’s not logically inept

[uneven tendon]

If Joshu was stupid, how is he in his 2nd year of college?

[junior coral]

fine

Zyro's right

[uneven tendon]

Or outsmarted Millagro Man

[junior coral]

that is not a valid argument lol

[crystal ginkgo]

i hate to agree with liam and the head doctor but joshu is not stupid and he is actually cool in a way

[junior coral]

Being in college doesn't automatically make you intelligent

[junior coral]

not in the slightest bruh

[runic adder]

What a 180 from earlier in the day lmao

[crystal ginkgo]

elaborate

[hard meteor]

Joshu wouldn’t kill yasuho lmao and the fact that he follows up on protecting her later should be pretty obvious something was up with calamity

[minor ore]

Who are you to say that

[uneven tendon]

Also the creative ways Joshu uses his Stand prove he's certainly not useless

[crystal ginkgo]

as i said i'm open to different opinions

[runic adder]

Ye ye just making a comment

[uneven tendon]

Joshu's main issue isn't that he's stupid, it's that he doesn't understand social behavior

Obviously it can't justify all of his bad actions

[minor ore]

He cant pick up on social queues, and yasuho has trouble rejecting him straight up too

[crude umbra]

is tooru's arm bleeding from the shot or was it already bleeding before?

[runic adder]

Yasuho is just too nice of a person

[minor ore]

Its not bleeding

[hard meteor]

It didn’t reach him yet

[runic adder]

Never was bleeding

[uneven tendon]

But most of his "bad" actions were either misunderstandings or messed up ways of trying to help and protect his family and loved ones

[junior coral]

this chat goes uphill when Joshu is the topic! Love him!

[runic adder]

Yes

I just want the new chapter man

[minor ore]

You seethe

[runic adder]

I don’t wanna discuss joshu

[crystal ginkgo]

what about when he tried to fuck with josuke on the shakedown road

[runic adder]

Yea he didn’t tell josuke anything about the leaves

Even thought he knew it’s secret

[minor ore]

Because he hates josuke

[fallen lake]

Every sane person when a joshu argument starts in this chat
https://c.tenor.com/_zbXkVfNRW0AAAAM/king-of-the-hill-hank.gif

[runic adder]

Hank uses the infinite spin on himself

[minor ore]

Remember that josuke invaded his house, got all the attention, joshus money, joshus room, and is Norisukes favoured

Why wouldn't you hate josuke

[hard meteor]

The two didn’t get along that well early on but even joshu hismelf admits he would be fine with josuke being his friend

[minor ore]

If younwere joshu

[crystal ginkgo]

if i was joshu i wouldnt mind a new friend

[fallen lake]

I have a mentally deficient keyboard on this phone

[runic adder]

Joshu might honestly be the most divisive character in the series, more so than giorno

[runic adder]

*a friend. I wouldn’t consider him having any friends LMAO

[crystal ginkgo]

after all he isnt in a position when he could easily reject new social interaction

[runic adder]

I doubt joshu could ever find someone as...nuanced as him

But if he finds an appreciative friend good for him

[fallen lake]

Techically so is kira

[crystal ginkgo]

he couldve been more friendly towards josuke

[crude umbra]

warabidetou

[crystal ginkgo]

i feel like he gets unnecessary hate just bc he hates josuke

[hard meteor]

He didn’t have a reason to at the time

[crystal ginkgo]

why? he's a social outcast

he could have made a friend

[uneven tendon]

Well, would YOU be friendly to someone who seemingly sexually harassed your crush, stole your eyesight after you tried to protect her, and then was adopted to your family and stole everyone's attention away from you?

[white pasture]

please tooru villain motivation this chapter 🙏

[uneven tendon]

🙏

[runic adder]

True I honestly like them working together, shakedown road goated

[runic adder]

I don’t see what other motivations he needs

[fallen lake]

Actually theres so many loved sex offenders in JoJo, valentine assaulted his wife who turned out to be lucy if i remember correctly, kira kills women and takes their hands after stalking them, tooru met yasuho when she was a young girl and dated her when she was a teen

[runic adder]

It’s pretty clear

[crystal ginkgo]

most of those situations were misunderstandings

[white pasture]

Give me the plant

[hard meteor]

Who tf would befriend a random dude that just pulls up to your house and steals your room

[uneven tendon]

And Okuyasu is horny for every woman ever and also made just as many mistakes as Joshu

Yet we still love him

[junior coral]

huh

[fallen lake]

Didn't touch a single woman tho, only whined

And he protects his friends

[junior coral]

Joshu is a baller

[fallen lake]

And has a tragic past

[crystal ginkgo]

if i had caato as a mom i'd bite the bullet and try to smash 😳

[crystal ginkgo]

elaborate

[hard meteor]

He’s not horny for his mom what?

[junior coral]

everything he's ever done

[crystal ginkgo]

like what

[fallen lake]

Didn't he assault kaato to make her leave because she was making norisuke and hato uneasy

[hard meteor]

Yes,but the jojo fans think he was gonna genuinely suck her tits or something

[fallen lake]

Man jojo is weird

[crystal ginkgo]

idk i'd watch that

😳

[hard meteor]

[fallen lake]

Guys just shut the absolute ever loving turtle fuck about joshu, this chat has been nothing but joshu arguing for 2 days

[runic adder]

Bruh

[runic adder]

Fr

I’m tired of it

[hard meteor]

Yeah true

[runic adder]

Let’s discuss something better

[hard meteor]

The argument is stupid

[runic adder]

So, rais death amirite?

[crystal ginkgo]

ok, what's your favorite jojo character?

[hard meteor]

Let’s just talk about bubbles n shit

[runic adder]

Ye

[junior coral]

Gappy

[runic adder]

Anyone remember that quote Araki had about bubbles?

[crystal ginkgo]

why?

[uneven tendon]

Let's just conclude that Joshu, whether or not you like him is still a well written character

With a cool and creative Stand

[crystal ginkgo]

that's a stretch

[crystal ginkgo]

he has a usual stand

[junior coral]

His design is stellar, I think he's hilarious, I love his chemistry with the rest of the JJL cast, and I think the premise of his character and the mystery behind his identity is one of the best written plots Araki has every done

[uneven tendon]

Again, have you read Millagro Man?

[crystal ginkgo]

yes i did

[uneven tendon]

Them maybe you should reread it

[crystal ginkgo]

his stand is forgettable

[fallen lake]

K gonna change topics, ermes smash or pass

Smash

[uneven tendon]

It's one of the most unique Stands in Jojolion

[olive bobcat]

smash

[hard meteor]

Smash 😳

[crystal ginkgo]

and his ability is good but nothing special

[uneven tendon]

How is it forgettable

[junior coral]

It's one of the most Stands in JoJolion

[olive bobcat]

it is one of the most Stands

[crystal ginkgo]

it's definitely one of the stands

[junior coral]

I'd say it's one of the Stande EVER

[runic adder]

It is for sure one of THE

[uneven tendon]

Sorry for that

[fallen lake]

Aight, jolyne smash or pass

Smash

[edgy tiger]

I don’t know, he’s just there to me, I’m not sure what Araki’s plan is with his character so I can’t even tell if he’s done a good job with him

[crystal ginkgo]

because it's good but not amazing

[crystal ginkgo]

smash

[hard meteor]

Smash

[edgy tiger]

I will say Joshu’s character has me wanting more, there’s so much Araki could do with him

[uneven tendon]

Just because it isn't amazing, doesn't make it forgettable

[fallen lake]

Cool cool, Kyo smash or cane

[uneven tendon]

People still renember fights like Ringo, who has a pretty mediocre Stand overall

[crystal ginkgo]

?

[hard meteor]

Smash

[crystal ginkgo]

it has nothing to offer really

[uneven tendon]

Smash

[crystal ginkgo]

it has a good ability but it's not that cool

i mean it might be practical in combat and regular life but still

it's not as great as you say it is

[fallen lake]

Yasuho smash or smash

[crystal ginkgo]

smash

[fallen lake]

Smash

[hard meteor]

Smash

[zenith blaze]

Drown

[fallen lake]

Gay

Aight next

Uh

[crystal ginkgo]

caato

smash or pass

[fallen lake]

Smash

[hard meteor]

Smash

[junior coral]

Smash

[fallen lake]

Hot pants smash or pass

[crystal ginkgo]

smash

[hard meteor]

Smash

[fallen lake]

I wanna get in dem pants man

[white pasture]

Tooru smash or pass

[crystal ginkgo]

pass

[fallen lake]

Pass

[hard meteor]

pass

[fallen lake]

Pedophi

[rocky charm]

I'm not gay so pass

If I were, though

[white pasture]

Josefumi smash or pass

[uneven tendon]

Damo: smash or pass?

[white pasture]

DAMO SMASH

[crystal ginkgo]

smash

[fallen lake]

Smash

[junior coral]

Damo obliterate

[runic adder]

“Listen I’m not gay but” makes me lose brain cells

[hard meteor]

Smash

[uneven tendon]

Smash and give him a big hug

[storm fjord]

smash both

[fallen lake]

Pass all males, smash all female

[runic adder]

Smash his head in

[fallen lake]

Is my answer to everything

[rocky charm]

What about Enya

[white pasture]

JoJolion males AND females are araki's hottest

[uneven tendon]

Tooru: smash or pass?

[crystal ginkgo]

kei smash or pass

[crystal ginkgo]

pass

[uneven tendon]

Pass

[rocky charm]

SMASH

[minor ore]

When i hear tooru pedo (i laugh)

(laugh warning)

[hard meteor]

Smash

[uneven tendon]

Same

[junior coral]

Kei pass

[minor ore]

Kei pass?

[junior coral]

She is unattractive

[minor ore]

Bad

[crystal ginkgo]

mitsuba smash or pass

[sinful bramble]

So you’ll smash this

[junior coral]

Mitsuba pass

[uneven tendon]

Kei is hot, but I don't think we would get along

[junior coral]

the arrows look stupid on her

[crystal ginkgo]

jobin smash or pass

[junior coral]

and that stone nose... no ma'am

[crystal ginkgo]

smash

[minor ore]

You're into dudes cope

[hard meteor]

Mitsuba smash she’s hot

[uneven tendon]

Pass

[fallen lake]

Lemme find her ova young illusion design

[uneven tendon]

Killed his own dad

[junior coral]

not wrong

[minor ore]

Ok based

[crystal ginkgo]

iwasuke smash or pass

[junior coral]

moving on

[minor ore]

Its a

Dog

Thing

[fallen lake]

Lisa lisa smash or pass

[junior coral]

smash

no debate

[runic adder]

Jobin would disagree

[fallen lake]

Mm smash

[crystal ginkgo]

obliterate

[uneven tendon]

Part 8 Kira: smash or pass?

[white pasture]

Smash fasho

[storm fjord]

[uneven tendon]

Why?

[hard meteor]

Smash

[fallen lake]

Did you see her og art araki made, in the og release she had visible puffy nipples

[crystal ginkgo]

i want to smash that so hard

[crystal ginkgo]

def pass

[uneven tendon]

Why?

Part 8 Kira is a chad

[crystal ginkgo]

he doesnt look submissive enough

[uneven tendon]

And a handsome chad

[crystal ginkgo]

josefumi is a chad that i can see being a bottom

that' why i said that i want to smash josefumi

[rocky charm]

hurrrrrr josefumi bottom kira top anyone else ship them

[white pasture]

Everyone ships them

[rocky charm]

not I

[runic adder]

[kind owl]

@fallen lake, Your Hamon Rank is now level 9 !

[fallen lake]

Thanks

[runic adder]

Shipping josefumi and Kira is incessssttttt

[storm fjord]

how?

[uneven tendon]

2 hotties

[uneven tendon]

Shame they're probably relatives, and them being together kind of ruins the whole point of their story

[junior coral]

Shinobu

[runic adder]

Not to mention retroactively ruins their character arccccssssss

[uneven tendon]

[junior coral]

SMAAAAAAAASH

[crystal ginkgo]

no?

[hard meteor]

They’re joestars lol

Yes?

[junior coral]

Probably

[runic adder]

Note the josefumi birthmark

[storm fjord]

josefumi isnt i thought

[fallen lake]

Ah yes shipping friends, how original

[hard meteor]

He is

[sinful bramble]

Also their age gap is pretty significant where it would feel iffy to a lot of people

[junior coral]

The birthmark on Josefumi is pretty unclear but it's probably there

[hard meteor]

Araki just fumbles the birthmark sometimes

[runic adder]

They are fucking birthmarked

[fallen lake]

Don't fall on the same lvl as bnha fans

[uneven tendon]

I would smash Mamezuku's father

[white pasture]

No

[hard meteor]

Ew

[runic adder]

And they are friends, Kira and josefumi had nothing going on

[hard meteor]

Dudes ugly

[junior coral]

If the birthmark has been drawn on him it's probably there. Keep in mind it's also inconsistent on Kira too, and he canonically has it

[rocky charm]

he's dead you necrophile

[sinful bramble]

Tooru already smashed him technically

[uneven tendon]

Disrespecting Mamezuku?

[runic adder]

So is rai but we still talk about his glutinous dumptruck

[hard meteor]

Nah but his dad is wack

[winter spade]

Limp Bizkit go brrrr

[hard meteor]

Mamezuku pretty caked up tho 😳

[crystal ginkgo]

anasui smash or pass

[uneven tendon]

Rikiel: smash or pass

[rocky charm]

Limp Bizkit makes invisible zombies

[uneven tendon]

Smash

[rocky charm]

So still necrophilia

[edgy tiger]

[crystal ginkgo]

you mean flaccid pancake?

[uneven tendon]

Joshu x Karera: smash or pass?

[hard meteor]

Easy smash

[crystal ginkgo]

smash

[fallen lake]

Man i started a smash or pass female thing to stop joshu hate and now chat's going homo incest mode, man fuck this rat shit

[edgy tiger]

Josuke x Yukako>>>

[uneven tendon]

No

[crystal ginkgo]

what else did you expect of the jjl chat tho

[uneven tendon]

Koichi was the perfect bf

[hard meteor]

Facts

[rocky charm]

That's not how Smash or Pass works

[hard meteor]

Koichi giga chad

[sinful bramble]

Josuke really steals Koichi’s girl? No dignity

[uneven tendon]

Don't disrespect my boy Koichi like that

[fallen lake]

I expe rat poison, not rat shit

[junior coral]

the JJL chat is the least insane out of the rest of them

usually

[crystal ginkgo]

how

[rocky charm]

Unless you're asking if we'd smash both in a threeway?

[runic adder]

Nah bro #phantom-blood best chat

[junior coral]

HOW?

[uneven tendon]

I don't think the other chats are insane, just more cringe

[crystal ginkgo]

you're new here aren't you

[runic adder]

Have you ever visited #vento-aureo ?

It’s the most insane

[uneven tendon]

Unfortunately they're relatives

[crystal ginkgo]

no what's going on there

[fallen lake]

Stone ocean chat kills me if i mention an alternative event

[junior coral]

have you met me bruh 💀

[runic adder]

And compared to sbr chat and so chat this is tame

[runic adder]

Then don’t say this chat isn’t the most sane

This chat is usually the calmest chat when the discussion isn’t joshu

That’s literally the one topic we shouldn’t bring up

[winter spade]

Joshu is a calamity

[uneven tendon]

I remember arguing on the SBR chat with someone who said Tusk Act 4 sucks because Johnny needs to ride a horse to use the Infinite Rotation

[fallen lake]

This chat and stone ocean are the most active

[crystal ginkgo]

how is that a bad thing

[junior coral]

I forgot that this chat goes stupid mode the last few days before a new chapter

[fallen lake]

That was actually here, it was earlier today

[junior coral]

it's been so long

[uneven tendon]

Remember when in the end of chapter 105, it was said that "nothing can reach him, except for a miracle"? I believe that miracle to be Joshu

[winter spade]

That’s like saying GER is bad because giorno needs to stab himself with the arrow

[crystal ginkgo]

[runic adder]

Happy joshu chapter soon

[uneven tendon]

Honestly Hato should've been involved in the WoU fight

[rocky charm]

She still could be

Not over yet

[uneven tendon]

True

[junior coral]

what she gonna do

[crystal ginkgo]

ch 106 speculation: joshu steals the holy corpse and gets nut king call love train which counters the calamity

[junior coral]

step on tooru

[runic adder]

[rocky charm]

[fallen lake]

Man's deleting my visual respo

Nse

This ain't free land

[hard meteor]

Yoooooooo

[runic adder]

Caro: I’m not gay for tooru also caro:

[uneven tendon]

Chapter 106 theory: Josuke dies to Obladi Oblada, but passes the power of the Spin to Joshu through one last bubble similar to Caesar

[runic adder]

How

[uneven tendon]

So Joshu gets Nut King Call Act 5 Requiem

[winter spade]

Over heaven

[uneven tendon]

And beats Tooru

[fallen lake]

Closest i ever got to finding a jojo male attractive was tiziano

[rocky charm]

Green bubble awakens Rai, who beats Tooru and then tells us he's a Zeppeli

[uneven tendon]

What if Kira's and Kei's dad was a Zeppeli?

Josuke is part Joestar part Zeppeli

[hard meteor]

That would be wack

[winter spade]

What if Tooru was a zeppeli?

[uneven tendon]

What if Yasuho is actually a Zeppeli?

[winter spade]

What if araki is a zeppeli?

[uneven tendon]

She helps and guides Josuke all the time

Just like the other Zeppelis

[crystal ginkgo]

so that airplane door will be her undoing

[sinful bramble]

So Old Joseph is a Zeppeli?

[crystal ginkgo]

dont do this to me

[uneven tendon]

But you know what wouldn't be wack: us getting more Tooru flashbacks after he gets hit by the Explosive Spin

[sinful bramble]

Since he guides Jotaro

[uneven tendon]

Yes

He got part of Caesar's DNA through the bubble

[uneven tendon]

Luckily for you, she narrated the part at the beginning

So she can't really die

The real question is: who will she choose? Josuke or Joshu?

Last fight of Jojolion

[rocky charm]

Both

[hard meteor]

3 way

[winter spade]

Instead of two people joining together, the new new mokakaka will split Yasuho into two people and so everyone gets a happy ending

[uneven tendon]

[crystal ginkgo]

joshu will be rejected and josuke gets two yasuhos

[uneven tendon]

What if the Locacaca kills the Higashikatas for being assholes, and Josuke and Yasuho recreate the Higashikata family?

[crystal ginkgo]

ill do you one better

joshu and yasuho recreate the family

[runic adder]

It works because of his double balls

[uneven tendon]

Yes

Unlike Josuke, Joshu isn't a fries loving monstrosity of a being

[crystal ginkgo]

what food does he like

was that specified?

[minor ore]

Tooru is neutral, he likes burgers, be more like tooru

[crystal ginkgo]

i bet he likes well done steaks with ketchup

[minor ore]

Fish sausages

[uneven tendon]

We saw him eat popcorn too

[kind owl]

@storm fjord, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[crystal ginkgo]

so he's a gay fish huh

[runic adder]

Average fish sausage enjoyer vs average fried chicken fan

[minor ore]

Burger enjoyer

[uneven tendon]

Perfect protagonist and antagonist duality

[minor ore]

Oh

Yeah

[winter spade]

Burgar

[crystal ginkgo]

average large fries appreciator vs average burger fan

[uneven tendon]

Chad Tooru, his entire organization was killed but he still living it like a king

[crystal ginkgo]

vs average pizza mozzarella divine being

[hard meteor]

Rip dr Wu

[runic adder]

Plot twist: mystery man was the one who taught josuke the large fries song

[uneven tendon]

Rip Aisho

[minor ore]

Rip yotsuyu

[uneven tendon]

Holy shit

[minor ore]

Rip damo

[uneven tendon]

RIP Dolomite (maybe)

[runic adder]

He’s not dead, wu never fails, he will come back in chapter 106!!!

[uneven tendon]

We don't know what happened to him

[minor ore]

Dolomite is alive and well

They let him go

Hes happy

[uneven tendon]

Actually why he can't come back to his girl? Considering she was blind, I doubt she would care about his current appearance

[runic adder]

Insecurity

[uneven tendon]

Makes sense

[minor ore]

Also he talked about "inviting her"

Not going to her

[uneven tendon]

Pre transformation Dolomite was one of the hottest Jojo characters

[minor ore]

Im going to call tooru teddy bear from now on

[crystal ginkgo]

why

[minor ore]

Cause i want to

[crystal ginkgo]

Ok

[minor ore]

"caato enjoyer"

[crystal ginkgo]

what about it

[minor ore]

Look up

[crystal ginkgo]

just did

[uneven tendon]

Being a rock human is a very unfair life: you are either born ugly and lame like the Aphex twins or you are born handsome and have a lot of drip and bitches, like Damo Tooru Dolomite and Poor Tom

[crystal ginkgo]

what about it

[minor ore]

Look down

[crystal ginkgo]

Ok

[minor ore]

Look left

[crystal ginkgo]

ok

[minor ore]

Look right

[crystal ginkgo]

ok

[minor ore]

I just made you look like a dumbass lmao get rekt

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Facts

[crystal ginkgo]

no you've made me do a neck exercise

[uneven tendon]

🤝

[rocky charm]

Humans have the same dichotomy

[crystal ginkgo]

thank you head doctor

you're a real one

[minor ore]

Nope

No pe

Nis

[crystal ginkgo]

whatever you say

my neck feels better now so ty

[tawny epoch]

|| https://twitter.com/stickertricker/status/1382745901156892674?s=21|| chapter 106 preview

[kind owl]

@tawny epoch, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[tawny epoch]

||Tooru is fucked||

||And we might be getting some Joshu redemption :o||

[uneven tendon]

Joshu doesn't need a redemption, since he wanted to protect his family and loved ones since day 1

[runic adder]

Nkc is about to get demolished by the plane door

[tawny epoch]

Guys spoiler tags

[tawny epoch]

Since its a preview

[runic adder]

Nah we don’t need spoilers

It’s a preview

[tawny epoch]

Yeah but still

[runic adder]

Once the chapter comes out, do be courteous and use spoiler images and tags pls

Until then

We’ve discussed the preview before

[tawny epoch]

Ah

[runic adder]

Nothing new is shown in the preview

It’s just tooru bout to get hit by the bubble

[tawny epoch]

Look under the plane door

[uneven tendon]

Nice contrast

[olive bobcat]

its like a redrawing of the last page of 105

YOO NKC

[uneven tendon]

NKC? More like: King

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[olive bobcat]

joshu fans boutta get another W

[uneven tendon]

*True Jojo fans

[uneven tendon]

Araki forgot smh

[hard meteor]

Another W for Joshu fans everywhere

[uneven tendon]

*True Jojolion fans

[edgy tiger]

[hard meteor]

[lavish hazel]

So I don’t really understand wonder of u, does his calamity get stronger the closer you are to him?

[runic adder]

Yes essentially

[lavish hazel]

Because I’m on this panel

Ohhh

[runic adder]

Yes

So the calamity grows in strength once you are closer

[lavish hazel]

But what does he mean “nobody can attack me”

Ohhh

By that he means nobody would survive

[runic adder]

Because to attack him, you would be at perfect calamity range

[lavish hazel]

That calamity

Alright ty

[runic adder]

So you can theoretically attack him at the cost of your life

If you can somehow survive all other calamities

[lavish hazel]

That makes sense thank you

[minor ore]

Calamity gets stronger if you get closer, or gradually if you pursue more

[uneven tendon]

Also, Jojolion hot take time

[runic adder]

Ok

[uneven tendon]

The best quote is: "Whenever I see a 3D Johnny Depp pirate movie... I hate it when noisy people are next to me... so why not buy 9 seats and sit by myself in the middle?!"

[runic adder]

Who said that one

[uneven tendon]

Joshu Higashikata, Millagro Man arc

[runic adder]

Yet again another banger quote from joshu

[uneven tendon]

👌

[summer nova]

he could have been watching this

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, it was most likely it

[summer nova]

it was released in 2011, has johnny depp for the main role as a pirate and it was released in 3D

[uneven tendon]

Shame it was a shit film, and had no real reason being the most expensive film ever

[summer nova]

damn

it's crazy how most 3D films were filmed in 2D

and later turned into 3D in post

[strange lava]

So in chapter like 8 daiya's leg has a big ass wound

[minor ore]

Yes!

[summer nova]

yeah no idea what happened there

[strange lava]

Okay just making sure araki actually forgot

[kind owl]

@strange lava, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[summer nova]

it could have possibly been foreshadowing for an ability that has yet to be revealed

[winter spade]

It’s the classic “do something weird to make the stand ability unclear and scary”

It rarely makes perfect sense

[summer nova]

this kind of foreshadowing has been done with paisley park & soft and wet

[strange lava]

The Trish dinosaur mark trick

[summer nova]

so maybe she has the ability to implant memories

like the 'memory' of a gaping wound in her leg

[summer nova]

that was just her softening the ground

[near cedar]

Indeer

[summer nova]

it also happened here

[winter spade]

I think the only truly inconsistent stand ability introduction in recent memory is when Sports Max uses LB to presumably revive the maggots in the rose but we shouldn’t be able to see said maggots because their zombie forms should be invisible

Even then that’s really minor and it doesn’t matter if it’s inconsistent or not

[runic adder]

remember yotsuyus strange waterboarding ability

araki sure doesnt

[winter spade]

Pulling some sort of clear plastic out of his eyes?

I think he can just do that

[runic adder]

but...why

[winter spade]

Don’t even think it has anything to do with I am a rock

[runic adder]

we havent seen any other rock humans do it yet

[winter spade]

Because jojo is just fucking weird sometimes

[runic adder]

so its still possible its just a rock human thing

but its not his stand

so idk just a jojo thing

[edgy tiger]

Introduction to nee stands are basically Araki’s way of writing horror

[winter spade]

Yee

[edgy tiger]

Basically just has the main characters get their ass beat by the unknown

[winter spade]

Fear of the unknown and the bizarre basically

[runic adder]

nee stands?

oh new stands

yea the mystery of a stands ability can be really fun

[edgy tiger]

Yea ignore my English

[runic adder]

if the character finds them out in a logical way

[edgy tiger]

I’m sped 50% of the time

[runic adder]

np i have trash grammar as well

[winter spade]

Gramer

[runic adder]

[edgy tiger]

Jobin

[hard meteor]

Jobin

[runic adder]

[edgy tiger]

Damn... worst JJL page

[runic adder]

ik jobin was kinda an ass but like

i wish he hadnt died

i wanna say its a fake out but like

fr

look at the blood

theres just so much fucking blood

at least his last words were of tsurugi

[edgy tiger]

I would love for the death of Tooru to reverse his damage but that’s not how WoU works so he’s probably dead

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-cry-reading-pepe-the-frog-sad-gif-17607942

[runic adder]

yep....

unless the bubble deactivates wou, and somehow stops the plane door

that would be the extent of tooru fuckery

i want to believe jobins arc isnt entirely done

[edgy tiger]

Yea killing him should stop all coming calamities not reverse past calamities

The damage has been done

[runic adder]

even then, the plane door is falling

stopping a calamity

wont stop gravity

or the acceleration the plane door is going at

so yea, joshu is getting caesar'd unless hes smart enough to break the door apart with nkc

[edgy tiger]

Yea true, it’ll probably stop going towards the house tho

I’m sure WoU is making it fly towards the Higashikata estate

[runic adder]

wou did redirect the door

but like i said, it will still fall

[sick gate]

it’s going towards Yasuho right

[runic adder]

it is literally at human height above the ground

rn its going towards yasuho, but nut king call is directly underneath it

[olive bobcat]

joshus gonna come in clutch

[sick gate]

Ah

would it be affected?

[olive bobcat]

or tooru eating shit will cause it to change course

[edgy tiger]

Bruh... if that’s the case Josuke has been a curse to the Higashikata family lol.

All of the men of the house would be dead 🤣🤣🤣

[runic adder]

eh pretty much

since josukes arrival things have just gotten worse for the higashikatas

but jobin would have probably fucked things up anyways?

[edgy tiger]

Jojo’s message: Don’t fucking adopt boys into your family

[runic adder]

and yotsuyu already designed their house, they're in deep now

[edgy tiger]

First Dio now this

[runic adder]

lmao twice now

dio = josuke confrimed/////?????

[edgy tiger]

Jobin’s the type of guy to either bring excessive success or literal destruction, no inbetween

[edgy tiger]

Remember when ppl were theorising who’s gonna be dio in part 8

The mc was dio all along

[uneven tendon]

Jobin's the type of guy to steal his mom's underwear

[edgy tiger]

[runic adder]

lol

its too late now for dio to be introduced

like, a descendant of diego

[runic adder]

eh he has barely brought any success

that didnt first require destruction

all of his actions have had tremendous consequences

he obtained the branch but needed to burn down the orchard

he defended tsurugi but had to kill norisuke

[edgy tiger]

But he has a clear goal and an ideal that he will never betray, it shows character

[runic adder]

damn why do i still defend jobins actions
it gets harder and harder to every time i reflect on it

[runic adder]

i love him for it

[edgy tiger]

It could be a bad thing or good thing

[runic adder]

i think his desire and wish is a good thing

its almost childlike in nature

[edgy tiger]

Be like me, ignore the bad

[runic adder]

yessss

[edgy tiger]

Yea that’s a great way to put it, he never grew up cause he’s stuck trying to relive his lost childhood

Everyday is a summer vacation and whatnot

[runic adder]

yea

and his childish affection towards his beetles

and his collection

tsurugi, the literal child, even notes it

i think jobin is very tragic in that regard

[edgy tiger]

It’s honestly adorable when you think about what that bully put him through all those years

I really Kaato’s character too

[runic adder]

so far i dont know how to feel about kaato

so much mystery surrounding her

and we havent even really seen the true kaato

besides jobins flashback

we havent seen things from her eyes

which, coincidentally her eyes could be the eyes of a fusion

while this is caused by a shadow and we cannot see a clear divide

[summer nova]

have u seen the cover of the magazine for the upcoming chapter

[runic adder]

yea

what about it

[runic adder]

yea

[summer nova]

this is potentially foreshadowing for her return in the upcoming chapter

[runic adder]

the cards signifiy a few things

not just her cards foreshadowing

but the meanings of the cards as well

[summer nova]

yeah i have seen that thread of aeonstar as well

[runic adder]

yee

so i think, hopefully, fingers crossed

she returns at the end of chapter 106

[summer nova]

but i think it's mostly a metaphor for caato's return

and there were also beetles on the cover, which means that 🙌 JOBIN IS ALIVE 🙌

[olive bobcat]

Caato comes back for sure. As main villain? Not a chance

[edgy tiger]

She’s losing her husband, her favourite son is gone and her other son is about to die, I hope Araki has her return lol

[runic adder]

volume 25 also had speed king on the cover

we are never gonna let go of jobin!!!!

[summer nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-rapper-hip-hop-rap-digibyte-gif-17582117

[summer nova]

LESGOOOOOO

[olive bobcat]

DaCoin

[runic adder]

this is by far the best jojolion meme

[summer nova]

oh my

[hard meteor]

Jobin truthers win again 💪

[runic adder]

jobin deniers keep losing

[summer nova]

JOBIN TRUTHERS RISE UP

[uneven tendon]

@hard meteor Is it possible to make a case that Tooru is the most evil main villain?

[runic adder]

hmmm

i dont think so

[hard meteor]

I don’t think he’s the evilest

[runic adder]

hes not the most evil by far
his kill count is nowhere near other villains

[uneven tendon]

Considering he has the most malicious Stand in the series, I think you could argue he is

[uneven tendon]

If you consider his role as the mastermind, he caused more deaths than you would think

[runic adder]

eh i dont think his stand counts for his character

[runic adder]

he didnt entirely control the damokan group

but still, not enough deaths to say he is the worst

[summer nova]

tooru just wants the rock humans to rise up

the most evil villain in the series is pucci in my opinion

[runic adder]

fr?

pucci?

[summer nova]

yeah, pucci.

[runic adder]

elaborate

hes still very evil but i dont believe he is the worst

[summer nova]

What pucci essentially wanted is to force the entire universe to how he perceives heaven

[uneven tendon]

I also used to think Pucci was the most evil tbh

[summer nova]

he wanted everyone to essentially see their fate

[uneven tendon]

And yeah, that was pretty damn evil

But unlike people like Dio or Diavolo, he thought he was a good guy

[summer nova]

which is evil, since it removes any kind of will to live for humans

[uneven tendon]

They knew they were bad but continued to do bad

[runic adder]

pucci justifies his means by his belief in what hes doing is fated by god

sort of like kiras belief that luck was on his side

[edgy tiger]

He’s probably the least evil since he gets an excuse of not being human

[summer nova]

"The kind of evil that doesn't realize that it's evil, is the worst kind of evil there is."

[edgy tiger]

Plus raised by insects, he can’t think like a human

[uneven tendon]

Yeah I remember that phrase, but imo an evil that DOES know it's evil, and continues to do evil, is much worse

[edgy tiger]

That is one way to interpret it tho

I think some people would have been happy to know how their life ended

[uneven tendon]

Tooru is also like that to an extent: he knows he isn't a great guy but he cares about his goals above everyone else

He even fucks over his own men

[summer nova]

Maybe for some people if it was just that, but Pucci essentially wanted everyone to see their entire fate.

He wanted the spirits of everyone to memorize all of the events in life

[uneven tendon]

Even with Yasuho, who he cares about to an extent, he had no issue with killing her off to get the Locacaca

[summer nova]

I don't think this would be healthy for even a single human on earth

[edgy tiger]

Yea it’s kind of morally grey, idk if his plan is the most evilest shit ever or an act of mercy, probably changes from person to person.

[summer nova]

Nah, I don't think it would work beneficially for everyone

[edgy tiger]

Also Tooru doesn’t go out of his way to kill innocent people unless he has to, Kira imo is the most evil. Basically killed to get a nut off wtf

[summer nova]

Think about it

[sick gate]

Tooru’s goal is money right

[summer nova]

What makes us human?

[uneven tendon]

I think the main reason why it's considered so evil is because the way Araki views Jojo is the celebration of the human spirit

And the Heaven plan goes completely against that

[summer nova]

let me copypaste something i wrote a while ago

a human who is able to see their fate is a timeless being
someone who does not experience emotions in any way
it is someone who just observes their life, as there is no reason in thinking or feeling anymore
until their death
there is just no reason anymore in pursuing one's goals in life as there is no goal to begin with
there is only the passage of time
but pucci was too blinded by his faith to understand this
and wanted to force the entire universe to what he perceived as heaven
without taking the goals or even the humanity of the other individuals into account
he's honestly the most evil villain in all of jojo

[edgy tiger]

Chance? We always think we life is what we make it and so think we have an effect on our life to make us feel better

[summer nova]

Exactly!

It's this sense of free will

of uncertainty

[edgy tiger]

Idk pucci’s dilemma is too philosophical to me

Mostly goes over my head

[uneven tendon]

Valentine's goal was the most "moral" but I would still consider him one of the most evil villains

[edgy tiger]

I think one of the issues with Pucci’s plan is depends on who’s view you are looking from. Cause religious people think the life is predestined so they might not have an issue with Pucci’s plan

Atheists would hate his plan cause that’s basically admitting there’s a higher power