jojolion

[uneven tendon]

Classic Yasuho, being sad all the time when she isn't near Josuke

But not as sad as Josefumi

[grizzled vigil]

i remember aeonstar linking johnny's son with flashback man or somethin like that

[uneven tendon]

What if mystery flashback man is actually not from his past, but from his future?

[grizzled vigil]

perhaps

[uneven tendon]

"Flashback man 9th Jojo"

[grizzled vigil]

quick question

in the panel with flashback man

there was another person and was that supposed to be kira or josefumi

or was it gappy

[hard meteor]

It was josuke

[edgy tiger]

What arc was flashback man in again? The first time we saw Ojiro or the time he attacked Jobin?

[grizzled vigil]

first time we saw ojiro

[hard meteor]

First arc with ojiro

Chapter 5

[grizzled vigil]

wasnt it around the part where josuke was surrounded by snakes

[uneven tendon]

Ojiro? More like: Kei but slightly better

But with a worse Stand

[barren bough]

is there any specific dialogue, to state that this person was important?

[uneven tendon]

I don't think so

[near cedar]

He's shown in such a way he seems important

[uneven tendon]

My biggest hope for chapter 106 is that people will finally see how much of a great villain he really is

[grizzled vigil]

as in tooru?

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[grizzled vigil]

or ojiro

[lost slate]

my biggest hope for chapter 106 is that mangadex goes back up before it drops

[grizzled vigil]

we could just hope

[uneven tendon]

Tbh I think mystery mam might've been an early design for Josefumi

[civic flame]

when the lion is jojo

[grizzled vigil]

not so likely

they look so different

and josuke was in the same panel

[hard meteor]

Nah bro

[grizzled vigil]

with the glashback ban

man*

[hard meteor]

He’s WAY older than a 19 year old

[uneven tendon]

I mean, Josefumi was revealed like 38 chapters later

[grizzled vigil]

so it wouildnt make that much sense

[grizzled vigil]

still

too much difference

i am not okau

okay

too much temple run

is bad

[edgy tiger]

Hoping Jobin takes charge soon

[hard meteor]

same

[grizzled vigil]

hear me out

i have the worst theory

ever

what if there was a kind of fruit

that uh

a fruit thats a requiem arrow

best wording ever

[hard meteor]

[edgy tiger]

[grizzled vigil]

told you so

i have the worst theory

[edgy tiger]

The real Rokakaka is Rai’s glutinous cheeks

Glutinous maximus

[runic adder]

Lmfao

[grizzled vigil]

anyways was it only me that thought that rai was a girl when we first saw him

as in the picture that norisuke showed

[edgy tiger]

Yea lol, thought he was a female native American for some reason

[grizzled vigil]

his lips

[uneven tendon]

What if Joshu gets Nut King Call Requiem through sheer force of will?

[edgy tiger]

Or like nee universes Enyaba

New*

[grizzled vigil]

hidden potential in joshu

🤔

i'll take that advice

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, I think Soft and Wet might be one of the strongest Jojo Stands now that he has the Explosive Spin

[grizzled vigil]

have we seen the explosive spin in action thjo

my memory is ass

[uneven tendon]

Next chapter we will

[grizzled vigil]

oh so we havent

[hard meteor]

Not yet

[uneven tendon]

The preview basically confirms this

BTW, does anyone know what Tooru actually says?

[grizzled vigil]

"holy shit its a bubble"

[hard meteor]

Yeah he’s saying Nani

[uneven tendon]

Oh, so he just says what?

[hard meteor]

Pretty much

[uneven tendon]

I think that we should get more info on how exactly the Explosive Spin was created, we know it was because Soft and Wet was fused with Killer Queen but it's kind of vague

[near cedar]

Anime*

[uneven tendon]

Maybe it has to do with Josefumi presumably being a Joestar as well as Kira, so both were potential Spin users?

[grizzled vigil]

• clearly has boobs *

"its a guy"

[uneven tendon]

Technically Yasuho pads "her" chest

[grizzled vigil]

but wasnt spin from the zepellis

oh wait

johnny

yea mb

[near cedar]

Might wanna delete that word

[uneven tendon]

😳

[near cedar]

Because that word is considered a slur, for reasons I can't fathom

The t word

[uneven tendon]

Makes sense

[runic adder]

because its used as a slur to degrade trans people

[minor ore]

The t word is banned here I think

[runic adder]

thats why

[minor ore]

It was on the list

[runic adder]

its just a disrespectful term all around

[near cedar]

Never even once saw it used like that, only saw it used on characters who crossdress

[edgy tiger]

If soft and wet spin can bypass the calamity’s dimension, it can probably bypass time and even other universes’s dimensions

[uneven tendon]

Tbh I think people overplay the "Jojo is gay and is for gays" thing

[fallen lake]

yeah same lol

[edgy tiger]

In other words soft and wet>> love train and D4C

[runic adder]

i have seen it used like that before

[minor ore]

I Don't like her

[uneven tendon]

So a form of the Infinite Spin?

[minor ore]

Yeah we all use the t word for trolling

[fallen lake]

i like everyone in jojo, i just can't help but like a nicely written character

[minor ore]

Nothing serious

[uneven tendon]

Daiya is pretty cool, for a rapist

[minor ore]

I love how you put it

[uneven tendon]

Well, I'm not wrong either

[mossy steppe]

jojolion

[fallen lake]

is this the first time that a female teen raped a confused adult

[uneven tendon]

Is amazing

[fallen lake]

in manga i mean

[primal dagger]

In JoJo, yes

[true walrus]

wow Araki is so progressive

[uneven tendon]

You can argue Josuke is a child, not only it's been only a few months after his "birth" but mentally he's also pretty similar to a child

[minor ore]

How old is josuke?

[true walrus]

19ish

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi was 19, Kira was 29

[primal lintel]

the takes in this server are through the roof

[primal dagger]

They estimate he's 19

[minor ore]

So 19

[olive bobcat]

19/29
lets say 24 🚎

[minor ore]

Lmao

[sinful bramble]

Josefumi was 19 and he’s estimated to be 19

[uneven tendon]

But the body is mostly Josefumi's so basically 19 with parts of a 29 year old

[fallen lake]

all of them are 19021

19-21

[uneven tendon]

True

[true walrus]

like his balls

[primal lintel]

wait so josuke's techincally 33

[fallen lake]

but lets say that josuke is 38 because 2x the balls

[primal lintel]

never mind that math is wrong

fck

[uneven tendon]

Maybe Josuke should be referred to as 89 years old?

[true walrus]

2x the balls means 2x the pee

[grizzled vigil]

🗿

[minor ore]

And how old is yasuho?

[uneven tendon]

19

[sinful bramble]

19

[minor ore]

Oh same age

[true walrus]

yea she in college

[uneven tendon]

Kira's side would say otherwise

[fallen lake]

the only character i really wish araki developed more is Hato Higashikata

[edgy tiger]

Pretty much yea, Gyro’s infinite spin required using the golden ratio and horses motion to spin endlessly, but in string theory matter itself is endlessly vibrating, basically Josuke doesn’t even need to understand spin for it to spin endlessly I guess

[crystal ginkgo]

josuke is 24 tho

[grizzled vigil]

mind if i turn this into my twitter banner

[minor ore]

Your pfp......

[crystal ginkgo]

what abt it

[uneven tendon]

But at least she got a pretty cool Stand

[minor ore]

NO

[fallen lake]

ye

[olive bobcat]

it looks cool, sure

[minor ore]

Delete please wtf

[crystal ginkgo]

trolled

[fallen lake]

k

[minor ore]

Phew

[uneven tendon]

Honestly Walking Heart is one of the physically strongest Stands in Jojo

[crystal ginkgo]

elaborate

[uneven tendon]

It can literally pierce through every material

[fallen lake]

ok guys but we all know that the best character in all of jojo is Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun

fun

fun

fun

[uneven tendon]

Fun

[fallen lake]

gotta love beach boys songs

[minor ore]

Fun

[uneven tendon]

Fun Fun Fun a bit shit tbh

And design is kinda bad

[crystal ginkgo]

i was thinking the other day

[true walrus]

California king bed?

[primal lintel]

i forgot which one fun fun fun was lmao

[olive bobcat]

fun fun fun has too many hoops to jump through to be good

[crystal ginkgo]

what stand would be the best for sex?

[edgy tiger]

His death was gruesome asf

[olive bobcat]

cursed

[primal lintel]

i-

[crystal ginkgo]

i mean if we take only jojolion

[uneven tendon]

Cool design, but not very useful

[primal lintel]

[edgy tiger]

Jobin’s stand is disgustingly strong

[primal lintel]

not for sex tho

[uneven tendon]

[hard meteor]

Fun fun fun is descent in the ojiro returns arc,cause he can just instantly activate with a touch instead of wounds

[uneven tendon]

Tbh I don't think Daiya will use California King Bed again

[crystal ginkgo]

shit

[crystal ginkgo]

idk it's pretty hot

[uneven tendon]

No

[primal lintel]

california king bed was really interesting

[primal lintel]

STFU

i mean

you did see the opportunity there

[uneven tendon]

It was, but Daiya doesn't have any real opportunities to use it again

[primal lintel]

so ig i don't have a right to say anything else

[fallen lake]

i have a few ideas, spice girl can make everything soft and ykno, little feet, harvest,

california king bed

[minor ore]

Why do useless people have good stands

[fallen lake]

for some

[crystal ginkgo]

little feet would be good for vore

[fallen lake]

odd people

[primal lintel]

yea but those chess pieces were rlly pretty

[fallen lake]

oh no

[crystal ginkgo]

i feel like i'm going to be muted again

[uneven tendon]

The best Stand for sex is Tusk

Spinning dick

[minor ore]

Did you see the preview

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[primal lintel]

easy, golden experience. he can amplify the feeling of anything if he punches a person

[fallen lake]

UNIMAGINABLE MIND PAIN

[uneven tendon]

Looks like Tooru will finally get hit

[crystal ginkgo]

tooru looks like he shit his pants wtf

[primal lintel]

tooru chill af for somebody who's about to die

[minor ore]

What is Tooru doin?

[uneven tendon]

I don't think he will die

[primal lintel]

but can we talk abt yasuho's face tho

i don't like it

[uneven tendon]

Probably just suffer for like 2 chapters

[minor ore]

HEY YASUHO HAS HER STAND WITH HER

[fallen lake]

[minor ore]

It's not with josuke here

[crystal ginkgo]

oh ye

didnt think abt it

[uneven tendon]

And we'll see the rest of his motivations and backstory

[crystal ginkgo]

cool beans

[primal lintel]

i read it from a fanfic

[minor ore]

Doggy style

[fallen lake]

oh god one piece will finish by the time part 8 is finished

[primal lintel]

[olive bobcat]

nah, OP still has like 5 years to go

[edgy tiger]

Pretty sure diver down could hit your g spot from inside

[light swift]

Oh god

[crystal ginkgo]

what do you like about manhattan transfer so much

[edgy tiger]

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, Hermit Purple would be good for sex

[olive bobcat]

its a cool stand

cool fight

[fallen lake]

flying dildos best stand

[primal lintel]

that's assuming you'd want to have sex with anasui

[fallen lake]

dios son ofc it has something to do with sex

[uneven tendon]

I would

[olive bobcat]

who wouldnt

[light swift]

Waht da fuk is this subject

[uneven tendon]

[crystal ginkgo]

i would

[fallen lake]

whats the name again

uh

sky high

[minor ore]

I would

[primal lintel]

which stand would b the best for sex

[edgy tiger]

[fallen lake]

if its fem anasui i would smash hard

[olive bobcat]

i mean, the clear answer is Geb

[fallen lake]

and probably get killed

[primal lintel]

this is coming from somebody who reads moth jotakak

[light swift]

[minor ore]

BRO STOP

[sinful bramble]

Echoes Act 2 could make a vibration sound effect

[light swift]

^^^

[fallen lake]

i read a uh, a comic about ermes and jolyne

when the anime was announced

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, Crazy Diamond would be a great trolling tool for sex, because it could revert a person's virginity

[primal lintel]

a comic or a doujin

[uneven tendon]

[fallen lake]

a fun comic ykno

[primal lintel]

you're the one who brought it up

[minor ore]

What even is a. 'doujin'

[primal dagger]

How do you revert virginity? lol

[hard meteor]

Mfs talking about stand sex In the last good discussion channel 😔

[light swift]

Manga porn

[fallen lake]

[crystal ginkgo]

oh also btw just to make your day worse, there's a drawing of shigechi giving head to joshu

[uneven tendon]

Sexy

[fallen lake]

no

[primal lintel]

THEYVE NEVER EVEN MET I-

[primal dagger]

Doujin doesn't have to be NSFW, it's just self published work

[light swift]

Oh

[minor ore]

WHAT

[primal lintel]

pretty sure that's illegal as well

[uneven tendon]

2 of the best Jojo characters loving each other

[primal lintel]

[minor ore]

Hol up

How

[fallen lake]

so what i've seem jotaro fuck foo fighters and they technically never met

[edgy tiger]

I feel like Bruno and Jolyne’s stands would be very useful for sex but I can’t figure out how

[light swift]

Pucci needs to baptize us

[primal lintel]

AT LEAST THEY'RE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE

[crystal ginkgo]

easy

[edgy tiger]

[fallen lake]

ive seen dio fuck fem diego

[primal lintel]

even if it is technically beastiality

[primal lintel]

again, impossible

[uneven tendon]

If Paisley Park can help people reach their destination, that would be the perfect Stand for sex

[minor ore]

We all remember Bruno calling narancia a condom

[light swift]

What the fuck would zipper and string be good for

[crystal ginkgo]

remember that time when bruno made a zipper for trish to shit and piss in? how do you think he disposed of it?

[primal lintel]

nutrition for coco jumbo

[light swift]

I'm getting bad mental imagery from this chat

[primal lintel]

[edgy tiger]

Mobility is the best I could think of

[fallen lake]

[crystal ginkgo]

also stone free for masturbation

[light swift]

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, Silver Chariot would be great for sex

[minor ore]

Bruh

[crystal ginkgo]

how

[light swift]

No

[primal lintel]

do you want to have sex or do you want to die

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[light swift]

What the. Fuck

[crystal ginkgo]

what

[minor ore]

Coco jumbo is best for sex

[primal lintel]

somebody write this right now

[uneven tendon]

*Burning Down The House

[minor ore]

Yeah that too

[fallen lake]

you guys do know that in the george novel trish is a porn star and narancia has a crush on her

[primal lintel]

i'll send it in the writing channel

[fallen lake]

not canon but

m

[uneven tendon]

If it was canon, Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem would be canon

[primal lintel]

what

thank god i never read it

[fallen lake]

yep

[primal lintel]

ISNT TRISH LIKE 15

[minor ore]

Wtf

[fallen lake]

its odd since valentine appears

[crystal ginkgo]

she is

[primal lintel]

AND HOW DO YOU LIKE A PORNSTAR

[primal lintel]

WHAT

[fallen lake]

in the novel she is 22

[primal lintel]

[olive bobcat]

true!

[primal lintel]

what is going on in the novels holy shit

[crystal ginkgo]

gotta read it someday

ty

[minor ore]

15 or older I can't see her as a porn star

[olive bobcat]

novel is great 👍

[primal lintel]

this

[fallen lake]

its made as a joke by a writer friend of araki

and was published

[primal lintel]

why

[uneven tendon]

The Stand we all needed

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah in purple haze feedback she was an actress or something like that

[light swift]

tobecontinued3:

Fuck

[primal lintel]

who thought "ah yes, this is funny"

[fallen lake]

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/JORGE_JOESTAR

[olive bobcat]

oh, dont forget that after becoming a pornstar she gets a job in parliament

[primal lintel]

it looks like sticky fingers melded with a xenomorph

[minor ore]

Wtf did ermes put kiss sticker on MIH

[primal lintel]

what

[crystal ginkgo]

i also read it somewhere that this is such a bizarre novel it puts araki to shame

[olive bobcat]

Jorge Joester is a shitpost and a half

[fallen lake]

ill be honest with you guys my type when it comes to women ranges from Daiya (since i am her age ) to ermes

[uneven tendon]

Whitesnake Ultimate Requiem

[crystal ginkgo]

there are 47 Karses on the surface of mars

[fallen lake]

it in fact does

[olive bobcat]

nah only 37

[minor ore]

Did you guys read the novel?

[primal lintel]

what is kars doing there

[minor ore]

Is it any good?

[uneven tendon]

No

[olive bobcat]

its...fine

[fallen lake]

its bizarre

[primal dagger]

She's not really a pornstar, she just did some modeling with a lack a clothing.

[olive bobcat]

hes the main villain

[minor ore]

Bizarre is a compliment

[olive bobcat]

kind of

[primal lintel]

who would take their time to write that

i get writing a crackfic, but a whole novel

that completely rewrites the canon of jojo

[minor ore]

kars has whitesnake in it

[primal lintel]

why

[fallen lake]

i mean listen guys

[kind owl]

@fallen lake, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

[primal lintel]

then what's valentine doing there

[fallen lake]

here is the list of characters that appear in jorge joestar

[minor ore]

it's like an alternate universe as well??

[uneven tendon]

🤝

[olive bobcat]

hes got Singing In the Rain

[primal lintel]

why is pocoloco's last name "tripleseven"

[primal lintel]

what

is that it

[minor ore]

Wow reimi too

[primal lintel]

are those all the characters

[minor ore]

i stopped reading after like three chapters

[olive bobcat]

oh also okuyasus new stand is THREE FUCKING DOLPHINS

[primal lintel]

FUNNIER VALENTINE I CANT

[minor ore]

I heard funny valentine is also in it

[primal lintel]

THE FUNNIEST VALENTINE

WHO WROTE THIS

[crystal ginkgo]

wait if it's a novel about jorge joestar what are narancia and abbacchio doing there

[primal lintel]

^

[uneven tendon]

My favorite Jorge Joestar Stand: Right Stuff

[minor ore]

FUNNIEST VALENTINE

bruh

[fallen lake]

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ITS A SHITPOST

A TROLLAGE

[crystal ginkgo]

isn't it like 80 years apart

[olive bobcat]

its like smash ultimate but jojo

[primal lintel]

like three dolphins having sex or

[minor ore]

he looks so old what the hell

[olive bobcat]

no, just 3 dolphins

[minor ore]

Looks like sex pistols

[primal lintel]

who drew this

[uneven tendon]

And he isn't even the only Funny Valentine

[minor ore]

the sans council will decide your fate

[primal lintel]

and which funny valentine is this

[crystal ginkgo]

three valentines in the ou

why

[primal lintel]

why not

[crystal ginkgo]

nothing makes sense

[primal lintel]

i read like two chapters in and was so confused i had to leave

[minor ore]

"funny valentine funnier valentine funneist valentine" is this a joke

[minor ore]

Why does he look like donald trump lmao

[primal lintel]

[minor ore]

the funniest valentine like are you fucking serious

[primal lintel]

this whole series is a joke

[fallen lake]

i mean you guys asking me why narancia is in the same story as jorge instead of asking me why soundman is in it is odd

[primal lintel]

at least they didnt ruin any of my fav charas

i can live with that

[fallen lake]

love your pfp underrated character

[uneven tendon]

Ultimate D4C 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[primal lintel]

WHO DREW THESE

[minor ore]

WHAT

[primal lintel]

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEIR FACES

[crystal ginkgo]

what the fuck. is going on

[fallen lake]

shitpost lvl 666

[primal lintel]

the true Tusk

[minor ore]

Hey let's be real for a minute
Do you guys think this art is good?

KARS GETS WHITESNAKE AND D4C WHAT THE FUCK

WHO WROTE THIS

[primal lintel]

it's not d4c, it's tusk

[primal lintel]

no

i can say, without a doubt, no

[minor ore]

Lmao

[minor ore]

that's even worse

[primal lintel]

i dont mean to slander anybody's style but this is just too far

[crystal ginkgo]

someone really drew this shit while on acid and decided to write a whole novel for it

[uneven tendon]

What's wrong with Kars getting all the cool Stands? He is the ultimate life form, after all

[minor ore]

How is kars back from space???

[primal lintel]

how does he even come back

[olive bobcat]

also they introduce these things called Wounds
its like you gain powers from trauma
one of them is just a clown in a box

[minor ore]

What is this novel even About

[olive bobcat]

oh yeah and pucci is an astronaut

[minor ore]

"hm yes give Kars the Pillar Man the stand of the main villain from part 6 and the stand of the main protag from 7"

[primal lintel]

like you get traumatized by a clown in a box????

and then you get a stand???????

[olive bobcat]

sort of?

[primal lintel]

what

[olive bobcat]

no, its not a stand

[fallen lake]

did any of you hear about that jojo manga thats basically the continuation of golden wind, or the one about that odd murder that takes place in morioh, or the fan novel about stroheims betrayal and rebellion against the nazis

[primal lintel]

is that how kars came back or

[olive bobcat]

i think that has smth to do with it

[primal lintel]

i've heard about the second one, but this is more important

WHY IS PUCCI AN ASTRONAUT THO

[minor ore]

the continuation of gw is shameless purple haze right?

[primal lintel]

phf

[minor ore]

Phf and dead man's questions are the only extra stuff I have read

[fallen lake]

yes and some other novel let me find it for you

[minor ore]

i've read it and it's actually really damn good

[uneven tendon]

Imagine getting Tusk, the worst Stand ever because you need a horse to use the Infinite Rotation

[primal lintel]

^

[uneven tendon]

Imagine riding horses smh

[crystal ginkgo]

bad take

[minor ore]

he does have a gun at all times though

[primal lintel]

it's a pretty bad stand with act 4 tbh

it's super situational

just like ball breaker

[uneven tendon]

Someone here said it before me

[minor ore]

but he can switch acts

[primal lintel]

are they powerful? yea, but they're also shit because of the requirements

[primal lintel]

yea, but we're talking about infinite spin here

[fallen lake]

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/GioGio's_Bizarre_Adventure_2:_Golden_Heart,_Golden_Ring

[primal lintel]

which unfortunately, you cant get without a horse

[crystal ginkgo]

if i was to choose what stand to get i would get d4c

[primal lintel]

why is abba lookin like anasui in this

[uneven tendon]

I don't get why people think Act 4 is weak

[fallen lake]

none of these are canon, araki drew the art and praised them for how cool they were

[uneven tendon]

It's still one of the physically strongest Stands

[fallen lake]

none of them are confirmed

same as phf

[crystal ginkgo]

jojo 2

[fallen lake]

giogio

here is the art from the novel

[edgy tiger]

Act 3 is still a strong ability tho

[hard meteor]

They do,How?

[edgy tiger]

Yea act 4 is otherwordly but having tusk without a horse ain’t all that bad

[minor ore]

wait fugo is one of the villains?

[fallen lake]

also there is this https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/The_Book:_JoJo's_Bizarre_Adventure_4th_Another_Day

[crystal ginkgo]

it is definitely not weak but it's not really applicable to every situation

[fallen lake]

i didnt read it, i will soon

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[crystal ginkgo]

also you need a horse

[fallen lake]

this is a fan sequel to diu

[crystal ginkgo]

again, i would get myself d4c

[uneven tendon]

I would get myself Hermit Purple

[fallen lake]

out of every stand i just want soft and wet

[crystal ginkgo]

i'd rob banks in parallel dimensions and get away with it every time

[uneven tendon]

[primal lintel]

the second one is called sunset justice i think

not sure if it's done or anything

[crystal ginkgo]

why not nut king call

[primal lintel]

o damn gwinn actually wrote a song for it

[edgy tiger]

Best stand is Speed King

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojolion-speed-king-barriage-joubin-gif-19382980

[uneven tendon]

I would also like to have Nut King Call

[crystal ginkgo]

no

[hard meteor]

Yes

[crystal ginkgo]

no

[hard meteor]

Easy one hit kill

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah right

[primal lintel]

oh my god you can actually read it

[minor ore]

WoU be like:

[edgy tiger]

Just become a chemical engineer or power station engineer

[fallen lake]

someone make The Book: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 4th Another Day Okuyasu an emoji pls his face is making me cry

[crystal ginkgo]

what are you a murderer?

[uneven tendon]

Main reason I want Hermit Purple is because it can allow you to defeat the best gamers in the world

[primal lintel]

professional gamer time

[minor ore]

if you had WoU and became a serial killer you would literally be unstoppable

[edgy tiger]

I would use it to become a mechanical engineer

[crystal ginkgo]

why would you kill people tho

[uneven tendon]

Unless a sailor boy with bubbles approached you

[minor ore]

because it's really funny

[primal lintel]

i'd like to have cheap trick so i could kill myself and then someone else

[edgy tiger]

[fallen lake]

almost every stand would be useful in some way irl, i live in an apartment on the fifth floor and i have annoying neighbors so i want fun fun fun

[zenith urchin]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF

[primal lintel]

what would you achieve from that tho

[crystal ginkgo]

i'm talking about robbing banks and pulling off some wicked stuff and you just want to kill people? smh

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe you could use it to become Spider-Man?

[fallen lake]

murder

[minor ore]

you could do those yes

but imagine part 4 kira with WoU

duwang gang would all die

[edgy tiger]

Wouldn’t spiderman be Joseph and Jolyne’s stands?

[crystal ginkgo]

also i can establish communism in america using d4c for shits and giggles

[primal lintel]

imagine p4 kira with bites the dust

and this time he actually doesnt say his name out loud

[crystal ginkgo]

or make north korea democratic

[primal lintel]

why d4c tho

d4c doesnt make people patriotic

in fact, it does the complete opposite of that

[minor ore]

imagine kira but he doesn't monologue out loud

[crystal ginkgo]

you can switch between alternate dimensions

[primal lintel]

^

good luck finding one where both of those realities are a thing

[fallen lake]

kinda wish i was a rock human irl

[edgy tiger]

Replace every citizen with their counterpart from another universe that is patriotic

https://tenor.com/view/iq-smart-think-about-it-in-here-smile-gif-14369127

[primal lintel]

if only valentine actually did that

[fallen lake]

sleep alot, live amongst the humans without giving a shit

[primal lintel]

that's just i am a rock

[crystal ginkgo]

why

[primal lintel]

and/or 20th century boy

[primal lintel]

dont need money

[fallen lake]

long life and a rock hard dick

[primal lintel]

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah right

[edgy tiger]

Yasuho knows

[crystal ginkgo]

i would change the world with my d4c and you want a stone hard dick which i already have

not to brag

[edgy tiger]

If I could choose a stand probably be catch the rainbow

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, I think Ball Breaker would also be useful in real life

[edgy tiger]

It’s just beautiful

[crystal ginkgo]

how

[uneven tendon]

But is there a lot of rain in your area?

[minor ore]

and i would become an infamous serial killer whom cannot be caught because everyone who chases her mysteriously dies

[crystal ginkgo]

just think of it d4c could stop wars and bring peace to the world

[minor ore]

jojo is gay🤡

[crystal ginkgo]

and i'm not even talking about d4c love train

[edgy tiger]

Yes I’m Bri’ish, rain is all we know

[minor ore]

used the clown emoji unironically

[minor ore]

?

[uneven tendon]

Nah, it ironic

[crystal ginkgo]

bruh just cover yourself in oil

[minor ore]

if you use the clown emoji unironically no matter what you say you are saying cap

[crystal ginkgo]

same effect

[uneven tendon]

What about Weather Report instead?

[olive bobcat]

paisley park would be the supreme irl stand

[uneven tendon]

No more rain

[edgy tiger]

Nah I just want to ascend from the sky like he does

[minor ore]

what if you were walking in the sky with Catch The Rainbow and the rain stopped

[crystal ginkgo]

oh wait

[minor ore]

would you just fall and break your legs and die

[crystal ginkgo]

i'd get mandom and use it to trade stocks

[edgy tiger]

That’s my fav stand, don’t know why that slipped my mind 😂😂

[minor ore]

yes the real gays is the people who say jojo is gay

[hard meteor]

Hilarious

[crystal ginkgo]

im bi and jojo is definitely not gay

[uneven tendon]

Hermit Purple could do the same thing but actually used physically

[edgy tiger]

Nah America would force you to work for the Pentagon

[sudden nymph]

Joy division is just schott key number 1 but better

[hard meteor]

No one has ever said “jojo gay hur dur” before truly a comedy genius

[minor ore]

truly what an original joke

[fallen lake]

im straight and jojolion girls made me extremely thirsty after reading it

[uneven tendon]

Jojo isn't gay, Jojo is for everyone

[crystal ginkgo]

me too

[minor ore]

we dont care akhy

[crystal ginkgo]

clown

[minor ore]

im not straight and jobin is deadass hot

[primal lintel]

well that's a lie

[minor ore]

im homophobic

[crystal ginkgo]

i'd want jobin as my dad

[edgy tiger]

Bruddah you’re saying it with a sung jin woo avi, rest

[uneven tendon]

But not as hot as young Norisuke

[crystal ginkgo]

ok

[fallen lake]

i mean his power is heat

[primal lintel]

how does he get his hair to look like that

[minor ore]

what were you referring to?

[primal lintel]

jobin being hot

mf looks like a rokakaka fruit

[hard meteor]

He is hot bro wdym

[primal lintel]

at least the rokakaka is useful

[minor ore]

what is your matter? sung is not gay

[minor ore]

holy shit

[edgy tiger]

[minor ore]

[edgy tiger]

He is very gay

[uneven tendon]

*Holy corpse

[minor ore]

nope

[uneven tendon]

[edgy tiger]

Yes

[minor ore]

no bro

[edgy tiger]

Yea he kind of is big man

[uneven tendon]

I have a very controversial hot take

[fallen lake]

[uneven tendon]

Hermit Purple is underrated

[crystal ginkgo]

it is overrated just bc joseph is the one wielding it

[fallen lake]

spiderman

[crystal ginkgo]

bad take again

[edgy tiger]

Hermit purple is for creeps

[uneven tendon]

Nah, most people write it off like "oh, it's just a shit Stand"

[crystal ginkgo]

bc it is

[edgy tiger]

He doesn’t respect Dio’s privacy

[minor ore]

cough DIO cough

[fallen lake]

both jonathan and joseph had hermit purple so its not even josephs real stand, its the manifestation of hamon type of thing

[uneven tendon]

A Stand that allows you to manipulate technology and divine information is bad?

[edgy tiger]

Joseph’s ak47 was more useful than hermit purple

[uneven tendon]

Not to mention how creative you can be with the vines

[crystal ginkgo]

yes

[crystal ginkgo]

it was a tommy gun

[edgy tiger]

Even better

[uneven tendon]

Then Paisley Park is also bad by your logic

[minor ore]

Johnathan
the worst jojo

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[uneven tendon]

It can't even fight

[fallen lake]

Survivor is a good stand if you set it on school/work grounds

[minor ore]

shut up

[crystal ginkgo]

no bc it gives useful hints

[uneven tendon]

But so did Hermit Purple

[crystal ginkgo]

hermit purple can be used for one thing only

[minor ore]

you are speaking straight cap

[crystal ginkgo]

and it is spiritual photography

[uneven tendon]

Without Hermit Purple, the crusaders wouldn't know where Dio is

[minor ore]

i dont uderstand english verry well

[crystal ginkgo]

yes is is good as a plot device

[crystal ginkgo]

where are you from

[fallen lake]

he said morocco

[minor ore]

i speak arabic and frensh

[crystal ginkgo]

ok

[minor ore]

yes everybody know

[fallen lake]

why did you delete it then

[crystal ginkgo]

i was thinking hermit purpole might be good if you're a detective

[minor ore]

go in dm i said why

[crystal ginkgo]

but in real life? nah

[fallen lake]

wdym dm, tf u on man

[uneven tendon]

That doesn't sound all that bad

[viral plume]

What happening here today?

[crystal ginkgo]

paisley park is much more versatile

[minor ore]

no

[fallen lake]

what

[edgy tiger]

Anticipation of the latest chapter

[minor ore]

i don't even know

[viral plume]

Goddamn

[crystal ginkgo]

shittalking joshu

[uneven tendon]

I guess the calamity affects everyone in this chat

[viral plume]

As usual

[uneven tendon]

[fallen lake]

its a jojolion chat, so ykno

everything

is happening

[minor ore]

you're being affected by talking head

you don't mean it

dont worry i know

[minor ore]

accept de friend requiest i cant send you if you dont accept

[crystal ginkgo]

oh no youre one of them

[fallen lake]

why would i accept your friend request

[minor ore]

what

a truther?

yes i pray to joshu regularly

everyone normal does

[hard meteor]

Based

[crystal ginkgo]

you're from the joshu cult

[mossy steppe]

pro

[uneven tendon]

One of the best groups of the community: the Joshu stans?

[edgy tiger]

Joshu is complete trash

[uneven tendon]

[crystal ginkgo]

Ok

[fallen lake]

bro caato enjoyer wtf is this guy talking about

why does he want me to accept his request

[minor ore]

because you wanna know why i delete the message

[crystal ginkgo]

idk man

[edgy tiger]

By the time Jojolion ends there will be nothing to his character other than what could have been

[minor ore]

you what

[fallen lake]

i just asked man, i dont really give that big of a shit

[minor ore]

the whole point of him is that he is a troll character

[fallen lake]

to the point where ill let you slide into my dms

[edgy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-shrugs-idk-no-idea-no-clue-gif-4697138

[crystal ginkgo]

i mean yeah there isn't much depth to him

[edgy tiger]

[uneven tendon]

Average Jojo fans who think Joshu isn't useful vs Jojo readers who know he helped to save Yasuho

[hard meteor]

Mf is putting his life on the line against the villain and that’s somehow nothing to his character

[crystal ginkgo]

clearly the purpose wasn't to make a nice character but to make a guy who's a pain in the ass

and i get that

[mossy steppe]

Joshu is more Joshua

[uneven tendon]

But saying he is useless simply isn't true

And there IS depth to him

[minor ore]

he's gonna save yashuo and beat the shit out of tooru 😩

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah as i said he's a comedy relief character to otherwise serious manga

[edgy tiger]

What did he do other than stick his hand out?

[uneven tendon]

You don't want to look deeper than "oh, he's a rude creep"

[hard meteor]

Unless you just blankly ignore what’s in the manga then sure there’s” no depth”

[edgy tiger]

And lose fingers?

[mossy steppe]

creep with bad hair

[minor ore]

sorry he didnt hear you what did you say

[uneven tendon]

Went against Jobin and saved Yasuho?

[crystal ginkgo]

as i said i'm open to any opinion and i fail to see why he's a good character

[edgy tiger]

[hard meteor]

Literally saved yasuhos life against jobin

[uneven tendon]

[hard meteor]

“But but haircut man bad”

[fallen lake]

guys shut the fuck up everyone has opinions, some people like joshu and some don't. Don't try to reason with eachother because its just an endless loop of repeating the same shit with a more complicated sentence

[edgy tiger]

That was Norisuke no?

[minor ore]

i found it really funny how yasuho almost died in a toilet of all things

[uneven tendon]

No

[crystal ginkgo]

finally a voice of reason

[hard meteor]

No norisuke fucking died

[minor ore]

pain

[fallen lake]

if she did, ykno we gotta call her yasuhoe

[crystal ginkgo]

dont u dare

[fallen lake]

nah i won't, shes best girl

[uneven tendon]

Chad Joshu

[hard meteor]

“Nah bruh he’s evil he doesn’t do anything useful”

[uneven tendon]

The hoes are crying while he takes action to do the right thing

💪

[crystal ginkgo]

hahaha

[fallen lake]

[hard meteor]

🦾 💪
🦿 🦿

[crystal ginkgo]

🍆 💦

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796353679115419648/831250974429413415/yt1s.com_-_Nikocado_Avocado_Smashes_All_Of_His_Food_360p.mp4 Joshu haters when he does something good and useful

[edgy tiger]

He literally died to save her tho

[hard meteor]

He didn’t save her at all tho

[minor ore]

love the way he blinks at the camera and then goes apeshit

[crystal ginkgo]

"yes, i think joshu is useless and his whole purpose is to serve as a comedy relief, how'd you know?"

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[uneven tendon]

He WANTED to save her, but he didn't manage to

But Joshu did

[winter spade]

So thrice a part you mean?

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[fallen lake]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[uneven tendon]

🙏

[minor ore]

"yes, i accept that people are joshu cultists and i also accept people not liking him"

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

Oh god not this guy again lmao

[crystal ginkgo]

the thing is

joshu cultists do not accept that most people dont like him

[edgy tiger]

Like bruh he literally stood up to Jobin and payed the price, Joshu back heeled and hid behind his sisters

Cmon now

[uneven tendon]

Most Jojo fans: Joshu needs a redemption
Me: Joshu doesn't need a redemption, because from chapter 1 he's been trying to do the right thing

[hard meteor]

“Why yes I do actually read the manga and can see how joshu grows more as a person”

[minor ore]

Uhhh

[edgy tiger]

[fallen lake]

Yes i love daiya how did you know

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[minor ore]

Why is he so hairy

[fallen lake]

every man has hair wdym

everywhere

[crystal ginkgo]

my man

[uneven tendon]

I love all the Higashikatas

[minor ore]

Okay okay sorry

[fallen lake]

which is a curse

[crystal ginkgo]

except joshu

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[mossy steppe]

Chadslike Joshu

[uneven tendon]

Especially Joshu

[minor ore]

Iskfkeldfj I hate

[uneven tendon]

If you can like Okuyasu, you can like Joshu

[crystal ginkgo]

oh no you didnt

[minor ore]

How does that even make sense

i dont argue over whether god joshu is cool or not

[hard meteor]

If you like daiya you should be able to like Joshu :troll:

[minor ore]

all of you shut up and talk about how fine jobin's hair is

[fallen lake]

m i love both but i see no similarities

[edgy tiger]

I like Joshu and his stand, I just want more from him that screaming and crying at Yasuho cause she’ll “jerk another man off with his hand” 😭😭😭

[hard meteor]

Inb4 “uh uh it’s not assault if the girl is hot”

[fallen lake]

leaf

[minor ore]

Istg another time I see that man in this chat I will cry

[minor ore]

chad?

[fallen lake]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-18294082

[minor ore]

i agree

Lmao

[fallen lake]

https://tenor.com/view/gypsy-fatty-gypsy-problem-chad-giga-chad-gif-20807177

[minor ore]

[fallen lake]

[minor ore]

juna has died of a cerebral haemorrhage

[uneven tendon]

He was influenced under WoU

Only unbased Joshu moment

[minor ore]

Joshu was literally the only member in the family who didn't have a stand before meeting josuke
Right?

But why

[fallen lake]

ye

[uneven tendon]

And it was, like most things in this part, Tooru's fault

[edgy tiger]

Huh??🤣🤣🤣

[fallen lake]

weakest will probably

or a late bloomer

[edgy tiger]

Weakest link

Goat Higashikata getting shit done

[minor ore]

he did but he hadn't manifested it yet

[uneven tendon]

And right after that:

[fallen lake]

yasuho had a stand as a kid as we saw in her flashbacks but never realized, same as trish

[minor ore]

i think it requires certain situations to awaken a dormant stand, like being in a potentially lethal amount of danger

[fallen lake]

so joshu

isnt an exception

[minor ore]

Aight you don't call yasuho a slut asshole

[mossy steppe]

Daddy joshu

[primal dagger]

Joshu's circumstances are unknown, but yeah, Yasuho had her's as a child.

[hard meteor]

Calamity influenced him,notice how immediately after this he gets mad at tooru and tries protecting yasuho

[minor ore]

deadass starts texting while the person who wants to kill her is staring at her

[winter spade]

I definitely think this was just a misdirect by araki to keep us guessing at what form the calamity will take

[uneven tendon]

Millennials

[minor ore]

goes on a rant on twitter about tooru making her sad

[fallen lake]

millenials are 25+ in 2021

right

[minor ore]

whilst a plane door turns her into strawberry jam

[fallen lake]

or is it

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[fallen lake]

30+

[uneven tendon]

Yasuho would be 29 irl

[fallen lake]

According to the U. S. Census Bureau, millennials are those people born between 1982 and 2000. This means that the millennials’ age range in 2020 is between 38 years old and 20 years old.

aight

hey atleast yasuho didnt do the z gen and posted a selfie of the door falling at her

[uneven tendon]

Classic Jobin, killing an asshole and a girlfriend who didn't deserve to die

[edgy tiger]

What’s the kids with iPads generation called?

[fallen lake]

z gen

us

[sinful bramble]

Gen Alpha

[fallen lake]

what

[uneven tendon]

Jobin even said he would kill her daughter if they were Stand users like Ojiro

[fallen lake]

tf is alpha

[uneven tendon]

And she was like Tsurugi's age

[sinful bramble]

I think gen alpha is born after 2011 or something

[edgy tiger]

He backed his wife’s beef, way better husband than Norisuke

[sharp zephyr]

chapter preview

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, pretty dope

[crystal ginkgo]

it's like the third time someone shares that

[edgy tiger]

Stan Jobin, family man at its finest

[minor ore]

Tooru is so beautiful

[edgy tiger]

So it’s gen z, then gen alpha after them?

[sinful bramble]

Ye

[minor ore]

agreed

that afro

[uneven tendon]

Tooru inherited the beauty from his mother

[minor ore]

is that tooru's mom

[mossy steppe]

No

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[sharp zephyr]

yeah

[minor ore]

damn

[uneven tendon]

Based

[sharp zephyr]

aboutta bust

[uneven tendon]

Also, when the Jojolion anime comes out we will get Josefumi milf hunter memes

[hard meteor]

Ew

[minor ore]

Jojolion anime? Never

[hard meteor]

Fuck milf hunter memes

[crystal ginkgo]

yeah holly is really hot

[edgy tiger]

Imagine if it’s revealed Holly is his sister 😂😂😂

[minor ore]

youd need to be a rock human to live long enough to see jojolion anime

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

Doesn't josefumi considers holly as his own mother ?

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[hard meteor]

Yes

[crystal ginkgo]

[minor ore]

Lmao

[edgy tiger]

[hard meteor]

But jojo fans will misinterpret what he meant and make shitty memes about it in the future

[uneven tendon]

I am just pointing out dumb Jojo fans will misinterpret it like when Kakyoin said he would want someone like Holly

[minor ore]

Kakyoin milf hunter jokes are funny actually
Dont at me

[edgy tiger]

Has Araki ever spoken about Josephumi’s star birthmark?

[crystal ginkgo]

[hard meteor]

They are not funny @minor ore

[crystal ginkgo]

why would he do that

[minor ore]

Not all of them
Some of them

[hard meteor]

All of them

[edgy tiger]

Just wanted to know if he made a mistake and said it was an error or something

[uneven tendon]

She does look good for a middle aged woman though

[minor ore]

People specifically target kakyoin
Where okuyasu directly calls Tomoko hot

[hard meteor]

I’d go as far to say there only 4-5 descent jokes in this series

[minor ore]

Whats with her hair

[uneven tendon]

Chadette hair

[minor ore]

When we first saw her in the hospital
She looked like hot pants

[edgy tiger]

Looks like a chocolate papermoon king is sitting on her head

[uneven tendon]

Let's hope she survives Jojolion

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[minor ore]

Who has the most chad hair in jojolion?
Except joshu ofcourse

[edgy tiger]

She won’t, papa Jobin will win

[crystal ginkgo]

he didnt

[uneven tendon]

Joshu

[minor ore]

Bruh

[uneven tendon]

I like Tooru's hair as well

[minor ore]

Fuck kiyomi kujo

[uneven tendon]

Drip

[edgy tiger]

What’s the chances Josefumi is Joseph’s illegitimate child

[minor ore]

josefumi's hair is just budget josuk4's tbh

[uneven tendon]

Doesn't make it any less good

[minor ore]

He is actually really attractive lmao

[minor ore]

true

[crystal ginkgo]

zero

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi best Jojo

[edgy tiger]

Looks like Okuyasu sidecut with Josuke’s steak

[minor ore]

So he is oku and Josuke's love child

[hard meteor]

It’s possible

[uneven tendon]

Shame Josefumi was depressed all the time, with that cut he could get bitches on his dick

[hard meteor]

But he’s most likely related to someone else in the family tree

[crystal ginkgo]

i know it's nothing new but his hair looks like a boot

[edgy tiger]

Somewhere Josefumi and Johnny’s bloodline have to connect for him to get the star

[hard meteor]

Wdym bro he had Karera

[uneven tendon]

One stalker isn't enough

[minor ore]

i like josefumi's eyes

wait

[uneven tendon]

He needed more bitches

[minor ore]

did i return to people talking shit about karera

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi needs a hug

[minor ore]

Who is alt okuyasu in jojolion universe?

[uneven tendon]

There isn't one

[minor ore]

by surnames it would be kei

but

[uneven tendon]

Kei just has the name Nijimura as a false name to disguise herself

[minor ore]

^

I like to think kei is jotaro's alt

[uneven tendon]

Nah

That's Kira

Kei just has his hat

[minor ore]

But the outfit matches

Yeah

[edgy tiger]

Kei is probably more Jotaro than her brother

[uneven tendon]

I don't remember Jotaro as a maid

[sinful bramble]

You don’t?

[minor ore]

jotaro was a maid femboy the entire time guys

[uneven tendon]

Oh shit

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

shoulda made it he had to infiltrate dio's mansion wearing that

[minor ore]

There's one where he meets Jolyne with it lmao

[hard meteor]

How

Because of the hat?
Cause that’s the only comparison you could make for the two

Kei doesn’t fit or have any qualities shared with jotaro

[grizzled vigil]

regret walking into this chat

[uneven tendon]

He defends Jobin but dislikes Joshu, you shouldn't be surprised

[hard meteor]

Kira comes the closet honestly

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

Kira also has the better hat

[hard meteor]

True

[winter spade]

I just realized the Blue Hawaii Arc is the Justice Parallel to part 8

Both protagonists are put into direct danger by a baby being controlled by the enemy stand

[storm fjord]

which was justice again?

[winter spade]

The fog stand used by enya

[storm fjord]

o

and blue hawaii was the rock human at the pond dudes stand right

[sinful bramble]

Yep

[storm fjord]

that was a cool ability

[minor ore]

Blue hawaii can also be highway star parallel

[winter spade]

True

The goals and vibe of the fight is much closer to justice with the body manipulation and having to avoid bodily fluids/getting hurt