jojolion

[hard meteor]

But there aren’t

[runic adder]

Jobin got too much drip to not be noticeable

[viral plume]

Damn

[uneven tendon]

Maybe it was a late design change to Jobin?

[hard meteor]

Nah

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe it was the flashback guy

[hard meteor]

It’s just keis lol

[uneven tendon]

But how do we know it's the real Kei?

[hard meteor]

Damn you got me there

[uneven tendon]

Maybe the real Kei used a copy of herself to fight WoU

And now she's heading for the Higashikata estate, revealing that the wheels of Born This Way are thin lines that spin rapidly

[junior coral]

It's in reverse

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe those hands belonged to Ojiro's victims?

[rocky charm]

One of the hands is half-cable so that's definitely Rai

[uneven tendon]

What if he got his Stand from someone else? He probably wasn't near a Wall Eye

[junior coral]

Rai Zeppeli

[uneven tendon]

No, Rai Kishibe

[rocky charm]

Okuyasu confirmed too stupid to accept death

He was stupid enough to think he could just say "nah" to death and he was correct

[quaint current]

wonder of u can be easily beaten

fr fr

[supple totem]

we got any leaks?

[olive bobcat]

Nah

And also no it can't be easily beaten

[brittle lodge]

i was happy to see this while reading

[hard meteor]

Banger album

[brittle lodge]

yes

[edgy tiger]

This has got to be the hardest reference

And I’m not even a fan of most of Araki’s references

[brittle lodge]

have you heard Stargazer by rainbow yet?

its great

although "Rainbow Eyes" is my favorite song by them

[edgy tiger]

No sadly I never really checked Ronnie Dio’s discography, I’ll try tho

[brittle lodge]

you really should

[supple totem]

could't you just ignore wou and do whatever u gotta do

like imagine if they just ignored wou not pursuing him

and did whatever they had to do

[chrome minnow]

hello

[supple totem]

how are you

[chrome minnow]

Im fine and you?

[supple totem]

good

[chrome minnow]

lol happy king crimson

[supple totem]

hehehe

[chrome minnow]

I just have nothing to talk here cuz I m still on Jojo part 7

[runic adder]

xd

[supple totem]

how far?

[chrome minnow]

Idk Im at the part that johny gain tusk act 1

[runic adder]

damn bro leave this chat

[chrome minnow]

ah oops

[runic adder]

you arent even close to finishing part 7, much less part 8

np this just aint a chat you want to be in

you will get spoiled

[chrome minnow]

sorry

[kind owl]

@chrome minnow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[chrome minnow]

[minor ore]

Holy shit you are risking your life here

[supple totem]

mystery man.

piece of unresolved meterial

he's prob joshus barber

[minor ore]

His hair is too good to be Joshu's barber

[supple totem]

he goes to another barber

[winter spade]

I do seriously wonder if we’ll ever figure out who that is

Just how crazy would it be if araki pulled out some reveal in the next few chapters or something

Maybe it’s Diego and Hot Pant’s kid

Maybe he’s the zeppeli family tie to Kira

[minor ore]

I thought I was the only person who shipped this.......

[winter spade]

Wouldn’t be the first time

[rocky charm]

Similarly to Chapter 99, Araki begins Chapter 106 with some new Rock Human fax

He explains that all Rock Humans are actually reincarnated zombies and vampires from the original universe and tells us that Tooru is, in fact, what DIO became after Jotaro killed him

Poor Tom was Nukesaku

Yotsuyu Yagiyama was Straizo, obviously

[minor ore]

I’m still confused as to why people think Jobin I alive still

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[rocky charm]

Because he's actually been present throughout the entire part and people think he'd make a better main villain than Tooru, who only showed up less than 30 chapters ago

Also we haven't seen his Soul rise and we didn't get the narrator saying "Jobin has died", although that's been gone for the past several Parts

[minor ore]

I just don’t think there is any possible way he could be alive other than if paper Moon king is effecting the entire house because they’re uncontrollable rn

Jobin definitely isn't the main villian

While I don't want to argue I'll just remind you that

Tooru is the leader of the antagonising faction of part 8

And jobin is "just a gofer" "an errand boy"

[winter spade]

Early jobin and Mitsuba are kinda wild

[minor ore]

Evrery early higashikata is wild

[winter spade]

Jobin looking like leather face with those damn scars

[minor ore]

This is what aeonstar tweeted the other day

They have a striking resemblance

[winter spade]

But does the timeline match up?

[minor ore]

It could always be a ghost

[winter spade]

Johnny is what 29 here? So 1900?

[mystic finch]

Ahaha no way

[prisma shard]

thinking of skipping jojolion to read part 9

[minor ore]

Yeah jojolenon is way beettter

[winter spade]

So unless that dude is living to 111 and not looking like the crypt keeper they’re not the same person

[prisma shard]

jojolenon lmao

[winter spade]

Could be his grandkid or something tho

[minor ore]

No like it could always be a ghost or something

[winter spade]

Why would Kira know a ghost lol?

Oh well

Part 4

[minor ore]

That doesn't seem to be a memory either

[winter spade]

It does seem to be one

[minor ore]

Josuke is supposed to not remember anything

So this vision or memory might have occurred after his creation and before yasuho found him

Or it could be a vision of the future

[winter spade]

Josuke says this during that moment

So it is a memory of Kira’s

Or maybe even Josefumi’s

Considering at this point he would know nothing of either’s lives

[minor ore]

Its

Don't trust every little thing josuke says

[winter spade]

Well we have nothing else about this mystery dude

It could be ignored entirely for all we know

I’m just working off of what’s on the page

[minor ore]

Wtf jobin looks like a fully harvested rokakaka

[winter spade]

The dude also has a ball ponytail

A lot like his dad now that I think about it

[minor ore]

And josuke is stupid enough to get it confused

[winter spade]

Could be

[minor ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/809538504815542343/816574196791509032/d86485b7-867f-4292-90a7-ea8ae7ad6f77.gif

[winter spade]

Ok can I just say, Araki cannot do ages

Norisuke is 59

Like how

I shouldn’t be surprised araki has no concept of how to draw aged individuals given that he doesn’t age himself

[minor ore]

Yeah

Hes a rock human

[winter spade]

Pillar man

[rocky charm]

Higashikata Norisuke (Age 59)

Hirohiko Araki (Age 59)

No one is allowed to say Norisuke is drawn too young

[minor ore]

At least he tried with satoru

[winter spade]

I’m re-reading jojolion rn and man araki does a great job seeding reveals and locations before they become the focus of the story

At the end of the first fight Ojiro suggests josuke looks half like Kira

Holly-San is mentioned to being a patient not only because she’s got the mental disease but because the locacaca organization is experimenting on her

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke is probably an Araki self insert

[minor ore]

People overlook tooru being heavily foreshadowed in Mamezuku's introduction

[uneven tendon]

[winter spade]

Araki has has two daughters right?

[uneven tendon]

And also him being in the Ozon Baby fight

[minor ore]

Also him being the beggar in the hairclip chapter

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

So I don't really get why people want another mastermind

[winter spade]

He also mentions the mutsukabe shrine and the hospital that’s a part of TG university so that when we visit those locations later it’s not out of nowhere

[minor ore]

Its not needed lol

[uneven tendon]

Or why they want Caato, a character who only appeared like 4 times, to be the main villain

[minor ore]

Caato only exists to assist and expand jobin lmao

[uneven tendon]

While Tooru appeared in like 17 chapters

[minor ore]

Woah

You mean almost 40

I mean his prescense

oops i accidently clicked on this channel im only at vento aureo oopsy

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

my eyes are closed

Bruh

[uneven tendon]

I meant in terms of appearances, but yeah in terms of influence more than 40 times

[minor ore]

Hes been foreshadowed since chapter what 68

So

38 chapters

But is the one who controled yasuho for 10 years

The one who got holly sick

The one who indirectly killed kira

The one who controls the entire organisation in morioh

[uneven tendon]

And the one behind the new Locacaca

[minor ore]

And the one who messed up the mamezukus

While jobin is

Uhh

Someone who helped aisho

[rocky charm]

Physically present

[minor ore]

Dolomite called him an errand boy

Does he rival and oppose josukes ideals and has an interesting stand?

Yes

Is he a fucking villian

No

[uneven tendon]

Killed his dad because he didn't know how to confront his crimes

[rocky charm]

It'd be like if Hol Horse were the main villain of Part 3 just because he showed up throughout

[uneven tendon]

Tooru is a better opposition to Josuke imo, which isn't surprising because he's the main villain

While Josuke likes french fries, Tooru likes hamburgers

[minor ore]

WOAH

Unironicaly you might be onto something

[uneven tendon]

And also both of them coming out of the ground, one got embraced by kindness and love and the other had to survive all by himself

[minor ore]

Yeah

Soft & wet being a song about sex and coitus and The wonder of you being a song about true love and bonding

[uneven tendon]

[winter spade]

Well Tooru is suave and manipulative while josuke has boner

[rocky charm]

Where's that one panel

[winter spade]

Also can we say josuke has the most subtle badass I don’t give a fuck moments of any jojo?

[kind owl]

@winter spade, Your Hamon Rank is now level 15 !

[minor ore]

Yeah

[rocky charm]

obliterates Damo's head in the middle of the street

[minor ore]

He's better than jotaros cool

Hes the most Idgaf jojo

Has this been posted here before

And also the songs meaning with stuttering and the rock bug naming scheme having a deeper connection

[cosmic finch]

Huh

Nice

[winter spade]

Also wait is the horse Johnny is using in his flashback slow dancer or no?

Oh wait he’s using 2 horses to pull his carriage

So probably not

[uneven tendon]

Yes, that's probably her

[minor ore]

Canon

well

it is canon

because it literally was in the part

[upper knoll]

https://twitter.com/DityDan/status/1382119315894374403

DityDan 🐝 😳JJL 105 hype😳 (@DityDan)

https://t.co/zvpHjgBOXH

Twitter · Apr 13, 2021, 11:51 PM

it dont embed brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[minor ore]

No that's just normal now

[upper knoll]

This one goes out to my bro @minor ore

[minor ore]

For some reason discord doesnt show twitter videos

[viral plume]

I like it

[minor ore]

its nice seeing johnny again in jojolion

kinda sad tho cause i miss him and sbr

[uneven tendon]

True

[lunar kernel]

hey anyone else think that josuke is a little fucked in the head

[minor ore]

Yes

[fleet river]

ah finally it's jojo week again

[junior coral]

https://twitter.com/morganstedmanms/status/1382278201637023746?s=21

Morgan (@morganstedmanms)

Cover of Ultra Jump May 2021 - JoJolion 106
#ジョジョリオン

Twitter · Apr 14, 2021, 10:22 AM

[minor ore]

WOAH

[hard meteor]

Niiiice

[minor ore]

[junior coral]

Yes... my first pin in JoJolion

[hard meteor]

Bro the cover looks amazing,kaato cards,jobins beetles,a maze that’s similar to to the higashikata mark,mini nkc and s&w heads

Also the twin pines tree

[uneven tendon]

This chapter will be awesome

[near cedar]

Where are the cards

I'm blind

[uneven tendon]

I do wonder if the rock piece covering Josuke's left eye not being on his left eye just a promotional thing or maybe it's a clue to what will happen in the chapter

[uneven tendon]

Because in previous chapter covers Josuke was in, the rock piece was still there

[junior coral]

Araki forgot

[near cedar]

I don't see how Josuke would get rid of that rock piece

Unless he ate a rokakaka which there is only 1 of at the moment

And that one ain't for him

[uneven tendon]

Maybe the Explosive Spin?

It's nice to see that Caato will finally come back

[near cedar]

dies instantly

Joking, i think she might be the final fight after Tooru maybe

[fleet river]

like how diego was after funny?

i can see that

[uneven tendon]

I don't think Kaato's Stand is fit for combat

[junior coral]

We don’t know that

[hard meteor]

We still haven’t seen the full extent of what the stand can and can’t do

[uneven tendon]

That's true

[hard meteor]

Plus we’ve seen abilities like love love deluxe or walking heart get stand forms regardless of combat ability

[fleet river]

what if it's enigma but with cards instead of paper

[uneven tendon]

Technically Enigma transforms people and objects into paper

Katto doesn't really transform the objests inside her cards, she stores them, and we don't know if she can store people as well

[fleet river]

i guess we'll see

[minor ore]

WOAH

[fleet river]

really cool cover btw

i fucking love the maze pattern

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, it's for Joshu

If they grow more Locacacas they should also give one to Daiya

[minor ore]

ok caato is coming back

hype

[uneven tendon]

Shame Karera won't, yet

[runic adder]

d4c with cards

[minor ore]

more like

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

magic pocket

[runic adder]

It’s just enigma all over again

[minor ore]

shitty enigma

yeah

[runic adder]

The stand will be called “enigma balls”

[near cedar]

Tsurugi needs a rokakaka

[uneven tendon]

*Enigmatic Queen

[minor ore]

i laughed lmao fuck you

[uneven tendon]

Also contrasting with the King motif

[runic adder]

Cry about it

[uneven tendon]

So does Holly

[runic adder]

Tsurugi is gonna die within like, a few hours if they succumb to rock disease

[uneven tendon]

The final fight is the Higashikatas fighting themselves for the fruit

[uneven tendon]

Laughs in flash forward

[minor ore]

where apparently tsurugi is healed and the rokakaka still not harvested

i think there will be an exchange

[runic adder]

Which is why, the flashforward pretty much tells us tsurugi is getting the rokakaka

[minor ore]

mitsuba sacrifices herself for tsurugi

[runic adder]

I may be coping hard but I think the second branch will come into play

[minor ore]

no second branches

no foolery

it was burned to the ground

[uneven tendon]

I think they will share the Locacaca between Tsurugi and Holly

[minor ore]

that wont work

[fleet river]

but she is pregnant

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[minor ore]

you need 2/3ds for it to work

[minor ore]

and?

[fleet river]

she would kill her baby if she sacrificed herself

[minor ore]

ok

[minor ore]

shouldnt it have burned in the orchard

[uneven tendon]

Tsurugi won't have a little brother

[minor ore]

or am i missing something

[uneven tendon]

What if the second Locacaca was the one eaten by Iwasuke?

[runic adder]

Wasn’t mamezuku not able to find the branch on the photos?

[minor ore]

hmm

[runic adder]

Idk it’s a reach

Very much a cope

[uneven tendon]

So what they will do then? Obviously Josuke doesn't want his mother to die

[runic adder]

Then again it does kinda invalidate the whole journey surrounding this locacaca if there is just another one someone is cultivating

[minor ore]

josuke will have to make a choice, and honestly, i dont think holly's making it out alive

[uneven tendon]

Mitsuba's 2nd child can replace Tsurugi

[runic adder]

Mitsubas second child will never be seen unless there’s a timeskip

[uneven tendon]

Maybe he can be the 9th Jojo?

Time to kill off Yasuho

[runic adder]

How would he be a jojo

His last name is higashikata

I mean, he could have the name josuke

[minor ore]

and doesnt have a birthmark

[runic adder]

But 3 josukes in jojo? Kinda cringe

[minor ore]

mitsubas child doesnt have a birtmark

so it cant really happen

unless this is mitsubas love child with josuke!!!

and we wont see it

cause it will be dead

[runic adder]

Less goo

Jobin stay losing

Josuke stole his girl

[uneven tendon]

What if he married one of the other Joestars? There were other relatives

[minor ore]

i swear, mitsuba will be sacrificed, we see tsurugi 2 hours after completely healed, and the rokakaka still not harvested, and also mitsuba is nowhere to be seen in the flashforward

trust me

[uneven tendon]

Joseph's 3 siblings could have their own grandkids

[uneven tendon]

Technically Norisuke 4 is also Josuke

[minor ore]

Josuke 4

Josuke 8

Josuke/Norisuke

And dog josuke

Dont ever forget the dog

[near cedar]

Yes and technically Mitsuba's child would be related to any Joestar kid

Because Johnny's wife was a Higashikata

[minor ore]

lil guy

[fleet river]

lmao

[ebon rampart]

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/mangamogurare/status/1382280770794844160?s=21

[uneven tendon]

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[fleet river]

nice

[runic adder]

Wou looks a bit like dmq kira

It’s not a reference but the similarity is funny

[hard meteor]

Yeah it’s pretty neat

[lost slate]

Top tier cover

[uneven tendon]

Joshu haters who think Joshu needs a redemption moment vs Joshu enjoyers who know he never needed a redemption because his heart was always in the right place

And that if he needed one, he got it back in Shakedown Road

[hard meteor]

Correct

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[uneven tendon]

Honestly Joshu in chapter 95 was the most heroic Higashikata

He went against Jobin, the only man he fully respects, to save Yasuho

What a legend

[uneven tendon]

💪

[barren bough]

alpha chad joshu vs omega virgin josuke

[grim mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-higashikata-luix-jojolion-soft-and-wet-gappy-gif-18848341

[junior coral]

jolion

[barren bough]

french lion

[uneven tendon]

Evangelion: Morioh edition

[runic adder]

luizdoro

[runic adder]

gigachad joshu back at it again

[uneven tendon]

*Joshu

[runic adder]

josuke forever a soyjack

[uneven tendon]

[hard meteor]

2 of the best stands in the series together

[minor ore]

And Hand

[junior coral]

A page from 106 already leaked

there's no text on this page tho so we don't know what's going on

[hard meteor]

Oh hey it’s Johnnys brother

Lol

[junior coral]

who the fuck are these characters

[hard meteor]

Idk I vaguely remember it being a random story araki drew art of

[junior coral]

prank failed

[uneven tendon]

It does look like him

[runic adder]

who the hell are these people

oh is this a fake leak

[uneven tendon]

People that won't appear in Jojolion

[olive bobcat]

scarlet valentine and uhhhhhh
the guy who had cheap trick

[runic adder]

must be

cuz like, this is three new people

we dont know

that obviously have some importance

[runic adder]

can i get a source for this lol

[hard meteor]

It’s fake lol

[runic adder]

oh

[junior coral]

nae nae'd

[runic adder]

finessed

[minor ore]

Why are the other parts named after the main JOJO's stands

But for part 8 it's JOJOLION and not 'soft and wet' related something

[junior coral]

what

[hard meteor]

Huh

[junior coral]

Not even remotely true

[runic adder]

steel ball run aint exactly related to the mc stand either

"stone ocean" meaning isnt even related to stone free

[minor ore]

Oh yeah

[runic adder]

just similar

[junior coral]

only three out of the eight parts are slightly reminiscent of the JoJo's Stand name

[hard meteor]

Ah yes Johnny joestars stand [steel ball run] act 4

[olive bobcat]

it has stone

[minor ore]

But there's a similarity

[runic adder]

you know what i mean

[minor ore]

Stone ocean
Stone free

[runic adder]

its similar but araki said the meaning was different

[olive bobcat]

4

[junior coral]

no

[runic adder]

yes 4

[olive bobcat]

STARdust
DIAMOND
AUREO
STONEocean

[junior coral]

Diamond is Unbreakable - Crazy Diamond

[minor ore]

What does 'jojolion' even mean

[runic adder]

jojo + evangelion iirc

[junior coral]

Stardust Crusaders is talking about the group of people

not the Stand

[olive bobcat]

it has star

[olive bobcat]

close nuff

[junior coral]

so

[runic adder]

and? golden wind is talking about wind not experience

[junior coral]

it shares one word

[olive bobcat]

just like every other part name/stand

[junior coral]

Golden Wind and Stone Ocean are also the localized names for the Stands in that part

Stardust Crusaders isn't the name of a Stand

not even close

it shares one word

that's it

[runic adder]

because star platinum didnt need to be localized

[junior coral]

okay....

[runic adder]

one word is enough to share similarity with

[junior coral]

So you're saying that if it was it would be called Stardust Crusaders

[minor ore]

Yes jojolion doesn't share any word

Steel ball run has a relation with the part 7 plot

[olive bobcat]

by your standards diamond is unbreakable doesnt count either

[runic adder]

but your argument was that it had relation to the mc stand

jojolion technically does have relation to the part 8 plot, since jojo is a big part of it

[minor ore]

I got the question wrong
I meant that the other parts share a word with the MC's stand
But jojolion doesn't
Forgot about SBR lmao

[runic adder]

Lol understandable

Ah yes, Joseph joestar stand, battle tendency

[uneven tendon]

bAtTlE rHyMhEs WiTh PuRpLe

[patent merlin]

i'd argue 4

[junior coral]

False, nothing rhymes with purple

[hard meteor]

Murple

[olive bobcat]

turtle

👍

[uneven tendon]

Toorupurple

[uneven tendon]

*Since Tsurugi will be blessed by the Locacaca, and Josuke's Explosive Spin is considered a blessing

[sinful owl]

Jojolion sucks

Too long

[uneven tendon]

You suck

And just because it's long, doesn't mean it's bad

If anything I would consider Jojolion's length a positive, for the most part

[golden latch]

Talk of a loser

[sinful bramble]

JJL is only 1000 pages longer than DiU

Not that much

[sinful owl]

I wouldnt

At this point it just feels like its dragging idk if its just me

[uneven tendon]

It's not dragging

[hard meteor]

It’s not dragging

[uneven tendon]

Next chapter will be pretty important

Tooru gets defeated or close to defeat, Caato comes back, we learn how the Explosive Spin actually works

[patent merlin]

hey 1 of these things is not confirmed

: (

[uneven tendon]

Then why would Araki put cards in the cover?

[patent merlin]

i haven't seen the cover

: (

[teal brook]

most importantly, hopefully, Yasuho survives 🗿

[hard meteor]

She’s guaranteed to survive

[uneven tendon]

She will definitely survive

She has to give birth to the next Jojo

[teal brook]

lmao

I can't argue with that

[patent merlin]

was the image too big to post on discord?

oh yea that's pretty big

joshu confirmed for newest chapter

[hard meteor]

[uneven tendon]

You thought he wouldn't come back?

[minor ore]

why would they not put the main character in a chapter

[patent merlin]

no he was obviously going to survive the plane door due to the funny flashforward

twas a joke

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if Mitsuba dies to the plane door

[runic adder]

If joshu is the one to kill tooru it automatically makes jojolion about 40% better

[runic adder]

Bruh how

Plane door is so close

And fast

[uneven tendon]

She comes out of the house

[zenith blaze]

NO!!

[uneven tendon]

At the same time

[runic adder]

It’s def gonna be the first thing touched on in the chapter

[patent merlin]

that'd be like

[minor ore]

nah the plane door just swerves into the house

[patent merlin]

a fucking

hftf moment

[minor ore]

changes direction for no reason at all

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if all the Higashikatas die because of the plane door, and the chapter 83 flash forward was them in purgatory

[patent merlin]

he smashes tooru's head in with the nearest rock

[runic adder]

Less gooo

Cyclical symmetry

[runic adder]

Then why is norisuke there

He didn’t die of plane door

[near cedar]

Jobin isn't with them tho

[uneven tendon]

Mamezuku should've been the one to kill Tooru

[runic adder]

Jobin didn’t die of plane door

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

Jobin died of hair spray lmao

[uneven tendon]

He's not dead yet, but he will die to the plane door

[zenith blaze]

Good

[minor ore]

jobin is actually alive

in heaven that is

[teal brook]

😲

[zenith blaze]

Eughgh

[uneven tendon]

Remember: if Joseph survived, everyone in the WoU can

[kind owl]

@uneven tendon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 19 !

[minor ore]

wait

nah

hes probably in purgatory

[teal brook]

he killed his dad, he's in hell 🗿

[minor ore]

hes best boy but he did some nasty shit

[zenith blaze]

Worst boy

[minor ore]

yeah but his beetles move him up

[teal brook]

lmao

[minor ore]

god's like "damn that's a nice beetle collection bro"

[uneven tendon]

Technically we don't know if Hell exists, we only know that Heaven exists

[runic adder]

jobin died of ligma

[teal brook]

that's fair

[runic adder]

we know its true

[minor ore]

rohan sent cheap trick to hell

[teal brook]

well he said if hell exists

[uneven tendon]

Technically he hoped that there is Hell

[minor ore]

what if rohan created hell

[teal brook]

😲

[runic adder]

couldn't rohan just....make hell

[minor ore]

and the only one there was cheap trick

[uneven tendon]

And Rohan also didn't know Josuke has a heart of gold

[runic adder]

josuke has a heart of diamond

idiot

[uneven tendon]

Oh you're right, the one with a heart of gold is Joseph

[runic adder]

sure....

[teal brook]

😍

[uneven tendon]

I mean, Joseph is a pretty great person overall

[teal brook]

this is true.

[runic adder]

dude he tried to kill ceasar with noodles because he felt like it

[teal brook]

good.

[runic adder]

what "great person" carries a tommy gun and grenades with them on the daily

[uneven tendon]

Honestly I'd say he's slightly better than Josuke morally, because while Josuke is nicer and kinder, he also let 2 people live fates worse than death

[patent merlin]

he also dressed up like a nazi that one time

[uneven tendon]

Angelo as a rock and the Enigma guy as a book

[runic adder]

joseph also made someone suffer eternal torment

[uneven tendon]

But at least he went braindead, Angelo and Enigma boy didn't

[teal brook]

bruh disguising yourself to save someone you love does not make you bad 🗿

[runic adder]

true

[patent merlin]

i forgot the : )

[teal brook]

oh

lmao

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if Kars arrived at Mikitaka's home planet, and got a Stand

Kars part 9 villain confirmed

OG Joestars and AU Joestars unite

[foggy gulch]

No he would just turn into whatever mikitaka is

[uneven tendon]

A chad?

[foggy gulch]

Of course

[uneven tendon]

Honestly I think Yasuho should kill Tooru

[teal brook]

yes.

no argument, that should be it

[foggy gulch]

Joshu should steal his body parts

[patent merlin]

josuke is too far away to get the kill

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe Mamezuku could Doggy Style Tooru's ass

[patent merlin]

so yasuho or joshu are the only ones that probably can

and either way 10/10 outcome

[teal brook]

Mamesuku

[junior coral]

Mamezuku is dead

[uneven tendon]

Unless Jobin wakes up and heats up Tooru to death

[minor ore]

probably

[runic adder]

i mean, josuke can still get the kill on tooru, depends on how deadly the explosive spin is

[hard meteor]

[minor ore]

imagine it's a fakeout again

[junior coral]

nah

[hard meteor]

Nope

[uneven tendon]

The only fakeout in WoU was Kei

[patent merlin]

mitsuba walks out of the house but instead of getting hit by the plane door she kills tooru

[junior coral]

no

[minor ore]

joshu

[hard meteor]

He already had his fakeout moment doing it again with his current injuries would be dumb

[uneven tendon]

There's no way Araki would give her such a shit death

[teal brook]

ok. hear me out. everyone manages to survive and the ending will be like in part 4 :>

[minor ore]

he faked out being a good person to yasuho

[uneven tendon]

No he didn't

[teal brook]

oh lmao

[runic adder]

if hot pants happened kei can happen

[minor ore]

not intentionally

[uneven tendon]

Joshu was only evil for a moment, and that was probably because of Wonder of U

[hard meteor]

Hot pants,polnareff

[minor ore]

didnt hot pants like die off screen

[runic adder]

exactly

got a shit death

[uneven tendon]

Hot Pants' death could've worked if it was made more clear she actually died

[runic adder]

anticlimactic deaths have happened before

[minor ore]

for a great character too

[hard meteor]

It’s time stop coping rai and kei got bodied and that’s all there is to it

[uneven tendon]

But being merged with bugs and a window frame does suck

[runic adder]

fr yea

[uneven tendon]

But at least it's not as bad as dying to Tusk Act 4

[runic adder]

norisuke and jobin truthers keep winning compared to kei and rai deniers

[foggy gulch]

Truthers

[hard meteor]

Big fax ,jobin truthers keep hoping

[minor ore]

so by "truthers" do you mean the truth is them being dead or alive

[runic adder]

why yes, i do believe that norisuke is alive

[uneven tendon]

Honestly I never thought Mamezuku or Kei would survive, I just like to make jokes about that

[hard meteor]

Everybody else coping:trol:

[uneven tendon]

I do think Norisuke will survive, though

[teal brook]

😔

[minor ore]

i believe norisuke is alive because if he's not i'll hold araki at gunpoint

and force him to resurrect the chad himself

[uneven tendon]

I also believe Jobin is alive

[runic adder]

understandable

[uneven tendon]

If Avdol could survive a gun, Jobin could survive hair spray

[hard meteor]

“Why yes I do hold the objective statement that kei nijimura is currently deceased how could you tell”

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[foggy gulch]

Shouldn't norisukes body be rotting when we saw him in the flash forward

[minor ore]

people say jobin bled a lot but i mean jojo characters have infinite blood cough doppio cough

[runic adder]

mystery man fans are coping so hard rn

[uneven tendon]

That was only 3 hours after

[runic adder]

its not that long between flashfroward to present

[foggy gulch]

Oh

[uneven tendon]

Also why would Norisuke rot when he's alive?

[minor ore]

^

[runic adder]

corpses only start decaying after a day or two

[uneven tendon]

Smh not respecting old people

[foggy gulch]

No I was saying if he was dead

Lol

[minor ore]

what corpse are you talking about

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke is almost 60 and he still feels younger than Joshu

[teal brook]

lmao

[runic adder]

rais

[hard meteor]

And keis

[minor ore]

ah i see

[runic adder]

and keis yes

[minor ore]

rai and kei fused to make rei and that's why there's only one body

[uneven tendon]

I wonder how the TG Hospital staff would react to both Tooru and head doctor dying at the same day

[runic adder]

lmao

[uneven tendon]

Maybe they would think they were lovers and killed themselves because nobody could understand them?

[runic adder]

i wish a fusion like that did happen but its just not possible

[uneven tendon]

Mamezuku's worst nightmare: being called Rei

[teal brook]

lmao

[runic adder]

mamezukus worst nightmare is being called zeppeli

[minor ore]

he gets called rei and returns to life just to tell them to shut the fuck up

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if Norisuke merged with Jobin

[runic adder]

mystery man from fun fun fun LESS GOO

[uneven tendon]

Honestly a Kei and Mamezuku fusion would be a nightmare to live as

[minor ore]

they merge into a lion called the jojo lion

[runic adder]

joshu is the dominant figure over them all

when they all fuse together they become a perfect being,so they would just look like joshu

[uneven tendon]

Don't give me flashbacks

[runic adder]

tf is that

[uneven tendon]

That was from a real episode of Spongebob

[hard meteor]

Average dio fan vs the flashback chad enjoyer

[patent merlin]

am i reading?

[minor ore]

i read pictures yes

[runic adder]

whatt the fuck?

[uneven tendon]

Dio was already in part 8, you silly goose

[runic adder]

where
where are his nipples

[uneven tendon]

All male Jojo characters miss nipples when shirtless

[runic adder]

cringe

[minor ore]

they do not own nipples

[uneven tendon]

Even the females, except the one girl Ojiro kidnapped

[minor ore]

they do not exist on males in this universe

[uneven tendon]

Maybe Araki understood biology better than God himself?

[minor ore]

you mentioning female nipples reminded me of the worst part of sbr

[runic adder]

araki knew that men shouldnt have useless nipples

[runic adder]

no

[minor ore]

pain

[uneven tendon]

What part

I forgot

[patent merlin]

nipples reminded ME of the worst part of golden wind

[minor ore]

steel ball run

[teal brook]

I don't wanna talk about this

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, but what was the worst part about it

[runic adder]

you know very well what the worst part is

dont make us say it

[minor ore]

[patent merlin]

worst part about steel ball run my balls

[uneven tendon]

Oh, the Valentine rape scene?

[minor ore]

ekujkes

yes

[patent merlin]

[uneven tendon]

Nah, Tomb of the Bomb was still worse

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

you what

did you just call

toom of the boom

worse

than a 14 y/o being-

[uneven tendon]

Actually, I'd say the victims of Love Train had it worse

One guy was eaten alive by lions

[junior coral]

that one guy that drove the train though

[runic adder]

oh yea that was a sad fate

[hard meteor]

Poor guy

[minor ore]

wait

when valentine died

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[minor ore]

was he still there?

[uneven tendon]

"Oh, but Valentine still did nothing wrong"

[hard meteor]

He’s the hero of the story!!

[minor ore]

"Valentine was a better person than Johnny"

[uneven tendon]

"President of the United States? More like: the Joshu of the United States"

"But at least he's not as evil as the actual Joshu"

[minor ore]

woah

too far even if it's satire

[hard meteor]

Nah Don’t disrespect our king like that not even joshu would do half the shit valentine did

[uneven tendon]

You're right, I'm sorry

[minor ore]

this is joshu we're talking abt

[uneven tendon]

At least Joshu genuinely likes people

[minor ore]

jojo is gay

[minor ore]

didnt ask

[junior coral]

yes

it is gay

[uneven tendon]

Jojo isn't gay, only 6 characters are gay

[minor ore]

it is gay and you dont need to say

we all know bro

[junior coral]

who the hell is gonna like a show as gay as this

[minor ore]

ikr this is weird af

[runic adder]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-ok-and-gif-19666657

[minor ore]

what a weird as show

imagine having a jojo pfp 🤢

[hard meteor]

Smh couldn’t be me

[minor ore]

👀

[junior coral]

fr

[minor ore]

jojo is gay and wird

[junior coral]

yes

we know!!

[uneven tendon]

Imagine saying the N word in another chat

[junior coral]

huh??

[minor ore]

same bro

[uneven tendon]

Raf did

[minor ore]

wait that dude said the n word

[uneven tendon]

Deleted

[minor ore]

he left

when the

[uneven tendon]

Got banned for that

Pretty deserved

[minor ore]

he got banned?

bruh

[runic adder]

Yea makes sense

Jojo phobes stay losing

[uneven tendon]

Anyways, Valentine is the true hero of SBR

Gyro was the real villain

[hard meteor]

Indeed

[runic adder]

based11!!!

[hard meteor]

He did absolutely nothing wrong

Johnny and gyro are anti American TERRORITS who DESERVE to die

[uneven tendon]

But he's still not as righteous as Tooru

[runic adder]

Gyro is an Italian COWBOY who TERRORIZED WOMEN BY NOT LETTING THEM ON HIS HORSE

awful person

[minor ore]

nah nah Kira is the most gamer villain

such a chad he takes the hands and nothing else

[uneven tendon]

Meanwhile the actual terrorist that was hired to kill them served Hilarious Chad

[minor ore]

this is kira's true form

[uneven tendon]

Dolomite hottest Jojo villain

He's so hot that he's probably the main villain

[runic adder]

Fr what a chad

[uneven tendon]

Will use the Locacaca to restore his body

[minor ore]

yeah this is pretty hot

[runic adder]

Hot af

[hard meteor]

hottest rock human 😳

[uneven tendon]

Dolomite was the best rock human, unlike the other ock humans who were born ugly, he became ugly for being a selfless chad

[torpid breach]

hey can anyone here speak japanese? im looking for someone to do a few voice lines for jobin for my game

[patent merlin]

just go to david production

and ask them to show you the jobin va

: )

[uneven tendon]

Game?

[torpid breach]

preferably someone who can also scream speed king's stand cry

[patent merlin]

or better yet

[torpid breach]

@uneven tendon https://gamejolt.com/games/jjbamugenexp/538692

[patent merlin]

check if jobin has lines ine oh

: )

eoh*

[torpid breach]

i mean he probably does but side characters in eoh get a single line

[uneven tendon]

Awesome

[torpid breach]

and that still doesnt give me grunts and speed king voice lines i can use for attacks

[patent merlin]

wait jobin is in the backgroud?

where

[torpid breach]

i dont remember him being there

[hard meteor]

In the house stage

[torpid breach]

maybe hes in the higashikate house

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[torpid breach]

cause there are some characters in there

[patent merlin]

i thought only tsuru was in the house stage

[uneven tendon]

I like Jobin's look in EoH tbh

[patent merlin]

does that mean there's an eoh jobin model?

[torpid breach]

yea

[uneven tendon]

He thicc

[hard meteor]

Daiya hato and jobin were in the house,

[hard meteor]

Also yeah he has an in game model

[torpid breach]

do you guys know anyone who could do some voice lines for him?

[uneven tendon]

Caato wasn't in the house, maybe she's making business with the other rock humans?

Caato main villain confirmed

Daiya has drip

[torpid breach]

oh nice hes there

[patent merlin]

damn now i need to play more eoh to see it for myself

granted, i already have a ton of hours in eoh anyways

[torpid breach]

eoh is fun for you?

[patent merlin]

yes

i enjoy it

[torpid breach]

thats suprising

[uneven tendon]

Why?

[torpid breach]

well guys if you know anyone who could do a few voice lines in japanese for jobin contact me

[torpid breach]

i got eoh and i gotta say, its terrible

[uneven tendon]

[hard meteor]

He’s not wrong

[torpid breach]

atleast it gave us voice lines and models though

[hard meteor]

The story was dogshit,but the extra voice lines where good

[torpid breach]

asb is decent

[patent merlin]

yea the story pretty bad

[torpid breach]

the animations in asb are god tier

[patent merlin]

but i like the gameplay

[torpid breach]

the asb gameplay isnt that good compared to other fighting games

slow as hell

and the supers are one hit cinematics

eoh story being jotaro saying "its the same type of stand as star platinum" and fucking winning

[uneven tendon]

Yasuho and Joshu models in ASB

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[torpid breach]

when asb came out jojolion barely started

so gappy's moveset is just punches and kicks

[patent merlin]

yo asb joshu colors kinda fresh

[uneven tendon]

Pink Joshu is awesome, but it's no blue and green

[hard meteor]

Asb got that joshu drip

[uneven tendon]

Joshu had an amazing voice actor in EoH

[torpid breach]

joshu had a god tier theme

while gappy's is literally sitcom background music

[uneven tendon]

Even the Ultra Jump commercials got them better

[patent merlin]

wait i haven't seen that comercial

[torpid breach]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8RRe3jGfoA what the fuck is this 😭

ice cream truck music

[uneven tendon]

Gyro also had a great voice actor

[torpid breach]

valentine had a perfect voice actor

i love how aggressive diavolo was

[uneven tendon]

Jolyne's actress was also legendary

[torpid breach]

i hope the anime voice actor does the oras well

[uneven tendon]

But I'm sure her anime VA village also be awesome

[uneven tendon]

She's a verified Jojo fan, of course she would

[torpid breach]

jojo fans are dogshit at making references to stand cries tho

[uneven tendon]

Also, don't be surprised if in the next Jojo fighting game Josuke is the protagonist and he defeats the main villain with the Explosive Spin

[torpid breach]

"mudamudadndnbsnsdfbndsbg" * waves arms around like a girl *

anyways if you run into someone who would be willing to do some jobin voice lines contact me

[uneven tendon]

I think the most disappointing thing about EoH are the interactions

[olive bobcat]

Mfw no jolyne and anasui interaction

[dusty kindle]

hey

[minor ore]

Is that yasuho Is that yasuhoIs that yasuho

What is the sauce to that video

Please tell me

[barren bough]

just search up "JoJolion All Star Battle" or something like that

[minor ore]

it's a special finish

if you k.o the enemy at a certain place yasuho jumps back from seeing them fall over and then joshu hits the person who fell over's head with a rock

[hard meteor]

Omega chad violently murderes soyjack

[dusty kindle]

What if all of Jojolion is a dream

and Josuke is bleeding out on the sidewalk

[minor ore]

after joshu smacked his head in with a rock

[runic adder]

At least joshu would still be real, that’s all that matters

[minor ore]

wait

NO KARERA

N O O O O O

[dusty kindle]

Can't wait for that reveal to happen

im sure everyone would be happy to see it end like that

[minor ore]

tooru just turns to dust and josukes like "what" and then hes in heaven

the end

[rocky charm]

Yasuho is hot

[dusty kindle]

👕

🩰

[lethal jasper]

🦍

it would really suck if the jjl chapter came out 2 days early

[uneven tendon]

Who is the best child in Jojo: Poco, Smokey, Anne, Hayato, Emporio, Lucy, or Tsurugi?

[runic adder]

man that would be so awful
like that would suck if jojo came out like, 2 days early and we got early typeset
oh no that would be so sad

[runic adder]

tsurugi>emporio>hayato

those are my top 3

[uneven tendon]

Makes sense

It's funny how people consider Joshu a creepy but not Hayato

[hard meteor]

Man if a jojolion chapter came out two days early, I I must just break down in tears,it be the worst thing ever

[runic adder]

hayato was a total creep at the start fr

[hard meteor]

Truly awful

[runic adder]

ikr i could never want that to happen

that being said, if a jojolion chapter did come out two days earlier, somebody please give me the link

that way i know which awful site to avoid so i can get jojolion the day it coms out for REAL

no other reason to obtain the link

[uneven tendon]

I actually saw a leak for chapter 106 an hour ago

||Bubble hits Tooru||

[hard meteor]

😱

No way

That’s crazY

[minor ore]

Tooru gets hit?!?!?!

[uneven tendon]

||Josuke and Yasuho kiss passionately||

[minor ore]

impossible

[minor ore]

we get an official josuke x yasuho hentai

[barren bough]

madness

[foggy gulch]

Joshu touches josukes nuts or something

[barren bough]

absolute madness

[uneven tendon]

The chapter also ends in ||Tooru getting sniped by Caato, with a line that says "sike, she's the main villain"||

[hard meteor]

Crazy might be the most wildest chapter yet

[runic adder]

every chapter in the wou arc is crazier than the last

[uneven tendon]

Nah, 99 was the craziest

[runic adder]

like, every chapter after ojiro again just ramps up more and more

[barren bough]

no the chapter where Joshu slaps up Gappy or whatever that inferior creature is called ks wildest

[minor ore]

she sits a card next to tooru then shoots a 50. caliber sniper into another card and the bullet pops out the other one like a portal

[hard meteor]

Indeed

[lethal jasper]

chapter 7 was the wildest

[barren bough]

best chapter

[runic adder]

lmfao that meme never ceases to amaze

[foggy gulch]

Yasuho is HIS little strawberry

[runic adder]

yes

[minor ore]

5 page josuke beatdown

[runic adder]

20* page josuke beatdown

[barren bough]

Gappy is a little pussy and needs to die

Joshu must live

[foggy gulch]

Joshu does live

[uneven tendon]

Chapter 9 was also wild

[foggy gulch]

Josuke is unconfirmed

[minor ore]

"ayo tooru have you been touching my babe"

[foggy gulch]

[hard meteor]

Joshu rightfully reclaims his place as the main character

[uneven tendon]

Guys, hear me out

The narrator of JJBA

Is old Joshu

[runic adder]

"hey my little strawberry, i heard you're missing an arm"

[lethal jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/joshu-joshu-higashikata-jojolion-jojo-nut-king-call-gif-18608309

[minor ore]

"hey plane door its not very nice to try and make my little strawberry into a strawberry stain on the ground"

plane door does a 180 and leaves

[runic adder]

ive seen the gif enough times to know what it is without even having it embed

[lethal jasper]

Jojo lion end

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796353679115419648/829651516176334898/013.png

[foggy gulch]

Plane door changes direction and goes for tooru instead because joshu adjusted the flow of calamity with his stand

[runic adder]

joshu unscrews the plane door from calamity

[lethal jasper]

joshu steals toorus stand

[minor ore]

joshu unscrews tooru from life

[foggy gulch]

He can now dismantle concepts and abilities

Win for joshu

[lethal jasper]

josukes bubble hits joshu and he tanks it then gets stronger

[uneven tendon]

Guys, could Joshu unscrew the Infinite Rotation?

[minor ore]

he can dismantle reality itself with Nut King Call Over Heaven

[foggy gulch]

Yeah of course

[uneven tendon]

But could he unscrew in bed?

[foggy gulch]

The penor falls off

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/joshu-higashikata-gif-19682846

[lethal jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcr1tikal-penguinz0-smile-streamer-gif-17316615

[kind owl]

@lethal jasper, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

[uneven tendon]

The only Stand that could defeat Nut King Call Over Heaven is The Hand The World

[foggy gulch]

Only the erasure of his screws could stop such a powerful ability

[white pasture]

very nice detail araki sensei

[minor ore]

Lion is actually referencing how joshu becomes god in the final chapter

[nimble grotto]

joshu nice

[minor ore]

as o is a reference to the o in joshu

[white pasture]

Real

it shows the meditation pine too

[uneven tendon]

Guys, what if the Explosive Spin wasn't created because it was fused with Killer Queen and Soft and Wet, but because it's an ability that belongs to Joshu?

[white pasture]

Valid assumption

[uneven tendon]

And he allowed Josuke to share it

[runic adder]

oh thats really nice!

i keep hoping the meditation pine has significance at some point

given just how much we keep seeing of it

[runic adder]

im so used to seeing red birthmarks that a blue one genuinely confused me

[white pasture]

Agreed

man meditation pine has to be even more of a turning point than invisible lines

[runic adder]

fr it has such importance

johnny legit placed the corpse there

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-its-all-coming-together-kronk-the-emperors-new-groove-gif-15921603

[runic adder]

the glorious return of beetle tendency