jojolion

[misty pendant]

Kraft work is the pause

[elfin tangle]

Kraftwerk

[misty pendant]

Twerk

@elfin tangle did you just discover 4chan, you keep saying based

[uneven tendon]

Oh my bad, I was talking about Sale

[elfin tangle]

I been said that

[misty pendant]

Okey

[patent merlin]

fun fact

i have never been to www.4chan.com

[misty pendant]

Its org

[patent merlin]

oh

[elfin tangle]

Sale got such a bad deal. Solo Sex Pistol fight?

Poor guy

[patent merlin]

sale would've won against any other member of the gang

funny heart stop

[misty pendant]

4chan has jojo threads and they get all mad and it's funny

[patent merlin]

except maybe narancia

[elfin tangle]

Nah, Sale absolutely could be beaten by Narancia, Giorno, and Bruno. As those stands are nuts.

[patent merlin]

ge is pretty nuts but how does he deal with sale hitting him once

bruno i could see never getting hit but giorno idk

[misty pendant]

Which stand is sale

Shrink sink?

[patent merlin]

the one that can freeze anything

[elfin tangle]

Kraftwerk doesn't instakill or something

[patent merlin]

sort of

[patent merlin]

stop their heart

ez

[misty pendant]

Shrinkydink*

Why not stop them from pooping and then they'd die of poop failure

Hm?

[patent merlin]

because heart faliure is faster : )

[misty pendant]

Ever think about that?

[patent merlin]

if they are about to shit tho

poop failure is the way to go

[misty pendant]

Poop failure would make me laugh more

Then they'd die

[patent merlin]

sale sneaks up on the enemy in the bathroom

[misty pendant]

And shit themselves

[patent merlin]

stops their asshole as it's closed

they die

[misty pendant]

Crazy diamond should work at the sewage treatment facility

Make the poop go back

[patent merlin]

return the shit to the food

infinte food

[misty pendant]

Star platinum could punch the poop, unclog it in stopped time

And d4c could be used to take infinite shits

I want d4c now

Any time I'm at someone's house

So yeah I change my mind d4c

Could you use d4c to bring yourself money or would it disappear

[mystic finch]

Yep you can do anything

[patent merlin]

money would decrease in value if you did that

[mystic finch]

It not if no one knows

[misty pendant]

Yeah what he said

You're telling me people are gonna turn down cold hard cash?

[rocky charm]

The money would only disappear if it came across its original world equivalent

[minor ore]

dead chat 🤣

[mystic finch]

i like your funni words magic man

[minor ore]

clown height !!??

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

Hello yoshi

Who are you

Your father

Da....dad?!

But

But

You left 30 years ago

🏳️‍🌈

Why..why dad

[minor ore]

That there is your answer

You left us for another man 😔

Comeback father

I am lonely

I have returned my child

I will never leave you again

Promise 😳?

[uneven tendon]

Remember when Araki wanted to give Joshu this ugly ass haircut?

[minor ore]

Yeah lol wtf

This haircut

Is awesome

But

[uneven tendon]

No it isn't

[minor ore]

The joshu haircut we got is superior

[uneven tendon]

The current Joshu haircut is perfect

[minor ore]

Barcode

[uneven tendon]

Honestly a lot of early Jojolion designs were pretty bad

[minor ore]

Well that goes with every part

OG yashuo looks odd

Especially 7

Are there early designs for p7?

[minor ore]

Oof

Jobin

[minor ore]

No but just the artstyle at the start is bad

Cheese cracker ass

Have you seen how fucking ugly johnny looks in the first chapters

Johnny is perfect

But jojolion did start out rough

Its fine

Right now.Araki's art is the best its ever been

Yeah

Sex !

[uneven tendon]

Early Tooru didn't have a lot of drip, especially because of the colorings

But now we know he has huge drip

[minor ore]

That panel

Is so fuckibg good

[uneven tendon]

Just standing above the entire organization menacingly

I don't know why people want another mastermind above Tooru, Tooru is the perfect mastermind

[minor ore]

Man araki did poor toom dirty by showing him being fucked over in that panel instead of looking cool

We already know he was in control of the cartel too araki should have added damo in that panel

A longer panel

Lnao

Yeah

Long

[uneven tendon]

I think that's mainly because we already know the doctors are above the cartel

[minor ore]

A 45 page long panel

[uneven tendon]

So he's just showing us he's the head of the heads

[minor ore]

But he cant help

giving head

Wooaaaaah

Johnny looks cool

[uneven tendon]

Pocolocco looks fine

[minor ore]

Johnny looks

Amazing

That gorgeous hair

[uneven tendon]

Sandman looks

Kinda hot

[minor ore]

Dont ask

Zach did turn out
Gay

Yeah

Zach head doctor son confirmed

And i love it

Is head doctor good dad

[minor ore]

Yup i look so much like him!!

[minor ore]

Hes racist

The resemblance is uncanny

[minor ore]

Based

Does the head doctor hate minorities?

Of course

What about w*men?

Hates em

Does he like gamers tho?

[minor ore]

Remember what he did to josukes mom? Yeah

[uneven tendon]

So does that include rock humans?

[minor ore]

Nah rock humans are not minority

[uneven tendon]

There are far fewer rock people than humans

[minor ore]

Does head doctor use 4chan or reddit?

[uneven tendon]

Also, Oyecomova was probably a rock human

[minor ore]

4chan

[minor ore]

And doctor Ferdinand

And lucy too

Not lucy

[uneven tendon]

Is the head doctor excited to get a PS5?

[minor ore]

Yes

Idk i havent read part 7

[uneven tendon]

I wonder why Lucy decided to work with the Speedwagon oil company

[minor ore]

💰

Yeag

Moners

[uneven tendon]

She's already rich though

Thanks to Steven

[minor ore]

Lucy will steal oil from brown people

[minor ore]

Well she may have felt securing the corpse was her obligation

[minor ore]

You gotta keep accumulating wealth

[uneven tendon]

Yeah that makes sense

[uneven tendon]

Tooru's philosophy right there

[minor ore]

Nah

Toorus philosophy is far more complex bro

[uneven tendon]

Yeah I was jk

[minor ore]

Oh

Control the world from the shadows by making them dependent on the product youre selling

[uneven tendon]

I don't like how people simplify Tooru to ''funny man with an afro who wants money''

[minor ore]

Thats not simplifying

Tooru funny man with afro and wants money

Thats literally just reading with your ears instead of eyes

You dont like me now ig

[minor ore]

That is how i read

[hard meteor]

Yooooooo

[minor ore]

Yooooo

[hard meteor]

Zachs back let’s goooo

[minor ore]

Now we patiently wait

[void locust]

why am i soft and why is everything wet

[minor ore]

Please jump off the wall eyes

[void locust]

[summer nova]

uno, more like u got no bitches

[void locust]

ur mom yeah ok

[minor ore]

Daaaaaang
That was a good one

[edgy tiger]

Mind blown

Just realised Johnny married Rina which is basically short for Erina who Johnathan married

[minor ore]

Yes

[edgy tiger]

I’m so smart

[summer nova]

someone give this man a nobel prize in smartness

[edgy tiger]

Make it 2 pls

[runic adder]

Took you that long huh

His son was also named George

Like Jonathan’s son

[junior coral]

His dad was George too

The family tree is almost identical to the original continuity

[edgy tiger]

Could’ve been longer if I didn’t have the iq of the number of breads you ate in your life tho

[junior coral]

0

[edgy tiger]

-2

[uneven tendon]

I don't remember Kira being Holly's son in the original continuity

[junior coral]

Except for that one

😐

Very obviously

[edgy tiger]

What about Joseph having 4 kids

Not so identical now is it

[uneven tendon]

3 of them probably died during the earthquake

[edgy tiger]

[uneven tendon]

Like Norisuke's sisters

[edgy tiger]

Cbm

[runic adder]

I have eaten at least 200 breads, your iq is fine

[junior coral]

Oh

[uneven tendon]

The earthquake killed all the unseen family members in the earthquake because gravity = fate

[junior coral]

I thought he said beads

[uneven tendon]

[junior coral]

I've eaten a lot of bread

[edgy tiger]

[uneven tendon]

I have eaten more bread than there are Jojo manga chapters

[runic adder]

Lol I’ve eaten plenty of those too

[uneven tendon]

I bet Tooru also ate Yasuho over 200 times

[kind owl]

@uneven tendon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 18 !

[uneven tendon]

[junior coral]

[hard meteor]

[edgy tiger]

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

You guys are eating bread?

[runic adder]

no emote spam here, this is a civilized chat

we must set an example for jojolion enjoyers

[junior coral]

very true

[minor ore]

Just realised zyro. You are only on this chat . Either this or part 7 one

[runic adder]

yes

for obvious reasons i barely interact in anime channels

below stone ocean i just have #jojo-anime-discussion muted

and i muted stone ocean chat cuz its....there

[uneven tendon]

The Stone Ocean chat can't appreciate Anasui

So it's shit

[runic adder]

so just sbr, jojoanime, jojolion, and jojo "overall"

jojo general spoilers was better

but yea, its pretty obvious why i stay in jojolion chat 90% of the time

[uneven tendon]

I don't get why everything must be so restricted for each part though, like why you can't show or even mention part 8 Josuke in a part 4 chat when almost everyone knows what part 8 Josuke looks like

[minor ore]

Lmao zyro is too old for part 1-6

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

ive been here for a few months and im already tired of them

[unique fjord]

people talk shit on joshu

he the best one

[runic adder]

because, showing a character can lead to discussion on a character

which is prohibited for the chat

so it is just easier overall just to delete any messages containing a future character

[uneven tendon]

Even the part 7 chat is a bit shit tbh, like why we argued on D4C not merging universes or Tusk Act 4 not being weak just because you need to ride a horse for it to fully work

[uneven tendon]

I suppose you're right

[runic adder]

d4c doesnt merge universes cuz araki scrapped the concept

[minor ore]

There might be People who would wish to have a discussion about the part they just finished. The last thing they would want is to get spoilled by the next part

[runic adder]

having a limitation doesnt make something weak just impractical in a variety of situations

[minor ore]

Also we do have the overall discussion channel

[junior coral]

I'm still mad that that channel doesn't have the word "spoilers" in the name

as if annoying anime onlies don't flock to that channel enough

[uneven tendon]

I also don't get why people want Hey Ya! when all it can do is encourage you and have a limited way of seeing the future

[runic adder]

ikr

[runic adder]

cuz everyone needs someone to encourage them

[minor ore]

Exactly!!

[runic adder]

out of the sentient stands its the most reassuring

[uneven tendon]

They need a Yasuho then, not Hey Ya!

[runic adder]

since most stands besides time stop are impractical in real life, i would just choose hey ya or paisley park

maybe soft and wet since the bubbles are super useful

[uneven tendon]

I would pick Hermit Purple in real life

[sudden nymph]

I think those people are mostly joking

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

like you could clean dust off your house instantly with soft and wet

[uneven tendon]

Crazy Diamond and even Tusk to an extent could be useful in real life

[edgy tiger]

They’ll end losing an arm like King Joshu

[sudden nymph]

you could also shave extremely easier

[uneven tendon]

Then they'll grow it back 1 hour later

[runic adder]

oh damn true

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

how would tusk be used? johnny did have some funny uses for spin like brushing his teeth

but its not super useful in real life, at least not using it to the full extent of its ability

[uneven tendon]

Well Spin can also be used for stuff like healing

[edgy tiger]

Not everyone Joshu level chad to just have their arm grow when they want tho

[junior coral]

I have a toothbrush for that

[runic adder]

yea lol

[junior coral]

Can Spin heal?

Are we sure about that?

[runic adder]

i thought spin just like, eased pain?

[uneven tendon]

It can even make you bulletproof

[runic adder]

for executions

i havent read sbr in a while

[junior coral]

same

[uneven tendon]

Yeah but the Zeppelis were also doctors as well as executioners

[runic adder]

forgot the bullshitty things steel balls can do

[sudden nymph]

its kinda left up to interpretation

[runic adder]

well the zeppelis sure couldn't save marco from a cold

[uneven tendon]

Because they left the country

[runic adder]

after saving him from execution

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

Imagine being a doctor
As well as an executioner

[runic adder]

there are irl people like that

for death row executions

for lethal injections

[edgy tiger]

It can probably do small things like close wounds, increase blood rate and align broken bones

Not much hax

[uneven tendon]

Maybe Hermit Purple then? Because Hamon would probably be more useful for real life

[runic adder]

how would hamon really be useful? its a combat ability

[uneven tendon]

And because divination and manipulating technology

[runic adder]

you can just kinda walk on water with hamon

[uneven tendon]

It can also prolong your life

[runic adder]

you could just use paisley park as an alternative

paisley park gives you maps and gps, and has a pseudo divination with choosing items

[minor ore]

Why was hey ya! And pocoloco removed from the story .. like weren't they the one of the first characters we see in the beginning

[sudden nymph]

why would you choose paisely park over RHCP

[uneven tendon]

They weren't

[runic adder]

he does win the race, but once the story shifted off of horse racing he didnt have much to do

[runic adder]

because paisley park guides its user

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if Pocolocco activated perfect Ball Breaker

And kicked Valentine's ass

[sudden nymph]

true i guess

[minor ore]

Yeah

[runic adder]

so i would rather have RHCP + Siri than just RHCP

[uneven tendon]

But can Paisley Park let you use it like Spider-Man?

[minor ore]

Because yasuho is best girl

[runic adder]

ofc like i said, i would prefer having soft and wet as a real life stand

[runic adder]

ooh true

[uneven tendon]

Hermit Purple is a bit of an underrated Stand tbh, people like to say it's just shit but you can be very creative with it

Like Joseph is probably one of the best Stand users for how creatively he used his Stand

[runic adder]

again, im talking about what would be the most useful in real life, not swinging around like spider man

[sudden nymph]

i honestly doont understand why people love her so much i mean i dont hate her but like shes like c tier for me

[uneven tendon]

But Hermit Purple could still be pretty useful

[uneven tendon]

You're F tier to me

[minor ore]

Bruh

[sudden nymph]

hot pants is a way better pink hair character just saying

[minor ore]

You know who is c tier?

joshu
Nigerundayo

[summer nova]

she's cute and has severe ptsd

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

I think D4C could also be useful in real life

[uneven tendon]

Joshu is C tier? Get out

[runic adder]

waifu material, good character, knows joshu, what else does she need

[minor ore]

THE QUESTION MARK WASNT THERE

[runic adder]

true, you could pretty much teleport to locations, would be helpful if you are late to something

[minor ore]

you finally accepted it

Liam

[uneven tendon]

I did

[sudden nymph]

she doesnt like joshu tho

[uneven tendon]

I accepted that Joshu is one of the best Jojolion characters

[runic adder]

i said she knows joshu

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

knowing joshu is enough to be S-tier

[uneven tendon]

Yeah but Yasuho also isn't into gaming

So she can only be A tier

TBH Joshu is also a very good Stand user, one of the most creative in the series

[minor ore]

Waifu material... Yeah
Good character..... Yep

Knows joshu..... BRUH

[sudden nymph]

the only fight he gets in the series is one where he cant just one shot his enemy

[runic adder]

like i said, being near joshu is enough for his brilliant radiance to rub off on someone else

[uneven tendon]

Also, can Wonder of U be useful in real life?

[runic adder]

no...

in what case is it good to murder someone because they are approaching you?

it can be helpful if you are about to get in a fight but like
not everyone gets into fights all the time

[uneven tendon]

If the mafia is unto you?

[runic adder]

i doubt thats a common situation the average person finds themself in

[sudden nymph]

im pretty sure it only effects you if you are approaching in harmful intent

[uneven tendon]

But C-Moon can be useful?

[uneven tendon]

If you think of pursuing the doctor, not even hurt him

[minor ore]

Yes
If you are an introvert yes

[runic adder]

yea i meant in a fight

not always harmful intent

yasuho would have died if she just locked eyes with tooru

[sudden nymph]

resident evil showcase tomorrow i cant wait

[uneven tendon]

Actually, can In a Silent Way be useful in real life?

[minor ore]

The jobro (okuyasu) in part 4 didn't die
So yasuho won't die either. She is immortal

[summer nova]

it's the mere will to approach WoU regardless of intent that triggers the calamities

[sudden nymph]

maybe if you cant have children

[uneven tendon]

Shigechi died, he was enough of a JoBro to me

[runic adder]

yasuho is koichis counterpart, not okuyasu

[minor ore]

Shigechi's death was painful

KDIFKWJFID Liam you are scary

[runic adder]

still the jobro, and still the narrator

[uneven tendon]

What's wrong with liking Shigechi?

He's also Araki's favorite character

[junior coral]

The most useful stand to have in real life is Superfly no I will not debate

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

I thought josuke was his Favourite character-

[uneven tendon]

Josuke is his favorite Jojo

[sudden nymph]

GG spitting facts

[minor ore]

Most useful stand
Cheap trick

[junior coral]

Okay that’s just insane

[uneven tendon]

When Araki said Josuke was his favorite CHARACTER, that was from a list in 2000

[minor ore]

Koichi
Doesn't
Die
Too

Yasuho is still immortal

[uneven tendon]

He said Shigechi is his favorite in 2019

[minor ore]

Shigechi dies so yasuho will die

[uneven tendon]

So the list is not that relevant anymore

[minor ore]

Its fate

[minor ore]

Eidofjwkfj

[sudden nymph]

he said his favorite part 4 charecter

[runic adder]

yes i am aware

[minor ore]

You cannot escape the calamity

[uneven tendon]

I do hope Araki kept Bruno in number 3 in top 10 Jojo characters

[sudden nymph]

unpopular opinion part 5 is the worst part

[uneven tendon]

Unpopular opinion the worst part is 1

[minor ore]

Who is your most MOST favourite character in the entirety of jojo?

I am prepared. Say it

[uneven tendon]

2nd worse is 6

[sudden nymph]

nah 6 is top 3

[uneven tendon]

Actually no, 2nd worse is 3 and 3rd worse is 6

[minor ore]

Liam has a good opinion

[uneven tendon]

Bruno or Gyro

[minor ore]

No way
No way, we share the same opinion

[sudden nymph]

Order of parts from best to worst
7
8
6
4
1
2
3
5

[uneven tendon]

Nah

1 is not better than 2

[minor ore]

I think part 5 was pretty good

[uneven tendon]

2 is an improvement in almost every way, and I like part 1

[primal lintel]

this

[sudden nymph]

first half is good but after they meet king crimson it goes downhill super fast

[primal lintel]

i have to differ about p6 because i dont remember shit about it, but it's generally right

[uneven tendon]

Actually Zyro, can Diver Down be useful irl?

[primal lintel]

araki should've kept the fugo betrayal arc in there rip

[minor ore]

I think it got better after they met king Crimson in my opinion, but you like what you like I can't judge

[uneven tendon]

They should've reintroduced it in the anime

[runic adder]

in possible situations yea

[uneven tendon]

But for the most part?

[runic adder]

would it be able to remove harmful things inside the body?

[primal lintel]

nah, that would've really messed things up, would've been way too much of a divergence from the original story

[minor ore]

Finally Someone who appreciates part 1

[primal lintel]

at least narancia got a good send-off from fugo

[runic adder]

based diver down

[primal lintel]

how would you react to seeing money just fly out of a cash register

[minor ore]

Perks of getting diver down

Oh so that's how he got Jolyne that diamond ring

[primal lintel]

downsides of getting diver down: you're anasui

[uneven tendon]

If Fullmetal Alchemist managed to work despite having a completely different ending than the manga because the manga wasn't finished yet, I think reintroducing Fugo as a spy could've worked

[uneven tendon]

That's one of the best parts of getting Diver Down

Anasuiphobes are worse than Joshuphobes

[minor ore]

WHA

[runic adder]

that is a rare case, only instance i would say anime only endings or storylines worked

[uneven tendon]

What about Underworld?

[primal lintel]

but the manga WAS finished, the whole second arc was complete, and i doubt davidpro are good storytellers rip

nobody can capture the beauty of araki

[uneven tendon]

Davidpro probably are good storytellers, it's more that they don't do a ton of original stuff iirc

[primal lintel]

^ that's what i meant

[edgy tiger]

Nice list

[sudden nymph]

Thanks

[summer nova]

my list is unironically 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

[minor ore]

Pjotr is correct

It just got better and better huh

[runic adder]

yea, you can rearrange a few of em but araki makes his stories better all the time

jojo hasn't dipped majorly in quality

[edgy tiger]

I enjoy most of 5 but Giorno is ehh to me

7 6 4 3 5 2 1

8 is still a mystery

[olive bobcat]

8 is best

[runic adder]

fr

8 is consistently the best and isnt even done yet

[runic adder]

yes, it is indeed a mystery themed jojo part

[sudden nymph]

Unless you are me

[edgy tiger]

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

8>4>6>7>3>2>1>5

[minor ore]

7>All

[olive bobcat]

nah nah nah

7 is overrated

[minor ore]

fucking incorrect lol

[sudden nymph]

When does the new chapter drop

[minor ore]

now

[mild fog]

17th

[olive bobcat]

its usually the 18th where i live

[minor ore]

19th*

for some reason its 19th this time

[sudden nymph]

Why lmao

[minor ore]

?

[olive bobcat]

yeah i said it

[minor ore]

stupid idiouts

[sudden nymph]

5 is way more overrated imo

[prisma depot]

fuck bingus

[minor ore]

the worst is the 1

[sudden nymph]

That has nothing to do with anything

[olive bobcat]

1 fucking slaps

[sudden nymph]

5 is way worse part 5 sucks

[minor ore]

dio best antagonist

[olive bobcat]

6 > 8 > 4 > 7 > 1 > 2 > 3 > 5

[minor ore]

no bro

[viral plume]

The worst is 1 huh...we have another normie

[prisma depot]

Yes.

[sudden nymph]

There is a entire fight based off a plot hole

[mild fog]

which one?

[sudden nymph]

Notorious big

[viral plume]

Risotto v Doppio

I mean, part 5 isnt alone in that...Kars vs Lisa Lisa

[minor ore]

i dont speak english verry well do you speak french?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[mild fog]

idk i liked that fight, one of the more interesting in part 5

[sudden nymph]

No I don’t

[minor ore]

i like your pp

huh?

[viral plume]

Hmm

[minor ore]

shut the fuck up

[sudden nymph]

😳

[minor ore]

you have a nice profil picture

[viral plume]

Ship

Johnny Yong Bosh x Ceo

[minor ore]

and you have a bad opinion lol

[olive bobcat]

just when i thought max couldnt get a worse pfp

[neat turret]

E

[kind owl]

@neat turret, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[sudden nymph]

The correct abriviation is pfp
Pp means penis

[minor ore]

ah

in frensh pp means profil picture

[neat turret]

WhT happens if I stick a pfp in my mouth

[minor ore]

you get nothing

[minor ore]

[neat turret]

Da Baby Jr

[mild fog]

born this way 2

[sudden nymph]

Lessss gooooooo

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/za-warudo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-power-gif-14292027

[hard meteor]

LESSS GOOOO

[minor ore]

you are a fake jojo fan if you dont hear this

[sudden nymph]

Amongus

[golden latch]

Huh?

[uneven tendon]

Just because Jojolion doesn't have one main antagonist doesn't mean it's bad LMAO

[sudden nymph]

In the Black Sabbath and after the soft machine fight Giorno can use his ability through his feet but in notorious big he suddenly can only use his ability with his hands

[summer nova]

it does doe

[neat turret]

Pucci solos

[summer nova]

maybe some bigger baddie will enter alter, but at this point there is definitely a main antagonist

and her name is kaato

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-gif-20681293

[uneven tendon]

No

Oh alright

[golden latch]

Cope

Seethe

[sudden nymph]

LMFAO that was a great build up

[summer nova]

Projecting.

[uneven tendon]

I think we will get a final fight similar to alternate Diego with THE WORLD, except with more of an actual point

But Tooru will still be considered the main villain since he is the mastermind behind the Locacaca organization

[mild fog]

arnt we already kind of in the final fight?

[uneven tendon]

It's probably the penultimate final fight

[runic adder]

there is no way this is the final arc unless another character joins the fray and extends the arc

[uneven tendon]

But I don't think Araki will make a Stand stronger than WoU for it

[mild fog]

there has to be a falling action, we are at the climax

[mystic finch]

WoU is skys limit

[uneven tendon]

Rather the final fight will be a wrap up, maybe Josuke x Jobin, if he is still somehow alive?

[uneven tendon]

I mean yeah, but the story can't just end with the harvest

[summer nova]

we're at the climax of the rokakaka organization but there's still the stuff with the higashikata estate

[uneven tendon]

The story still has a lot of unanswered questions

[mild fog]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

Even with Tooru there are still questions like ''why did he target Mamezuku's fruit orchard''

[mild fog]

and like uhh the kid whats his name?

[kind owl]

@mild fog, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[uneven tendon]

Or ''what does he plan to do with the money from the new Locacaca''

[uneven tendon]

Tsurugi?

[mild fog]

yeah, theres his whole sickness that needs to be resolved

[summer nova]

what we need is a backstory for tooru

[sudden nymph]

I’m gonna say it now the final fights will be
Gappy vs Kaato
Yasuho vs mitsuba
Joshu vs Jobin
(Note: I don’t actually think this will happen it’s just what I want to happen)

[uneven tendon]

Well technically we got his backstory already, it's rather that there are still few missing pieces to the puzzle

[summer nova]

it was more of an exposition on the biology of rock humans

but how did tooru for example learn about the rokakaka fruit?

[uneven tendon]

How did Tooru get a jacket with teddybears on it?

[sudden nymph]

This is a very important question

[hard meteor]

How did tooru get an iPod,

These questions NEED answers

[sudden nymph]

When will Joshu fight Jobin
This question also needs to be answered

[uneven tendon]

He was working as a doctor, he must've gotten a lot of money for his paycheck

[mystic finch]

How In alternate universe there is elvis Presley

[mild fog]

he travels between universes

[uneven tendon]

*When will Jobin fight Daiya

Honestly Walking Heart would be a great Stand against Speed King

[sudden nymph]

I’ve been wanting Jobin vs Joshu since I finished milagro man

A fight between two one shot stands would be awesome

[minor ore]

jolyne have a pretty feets

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[hard meteor]

[brittle lodge]

Daiya's stand is California King Bed

[edgy tiger]

What’s so special about Yasuho?

She’s met two rock humans before even having a stand

And even dated one of them

[hard meteor]

She always had a stand tho

[edgy tiger]

Did she?

Wasn’t Holly talking about her getting one?

[runic adder]

Yes, at least since she was like 9-10

[runic adder]

She wasn’t aware of it until that arc

[hard meteor]

Yeah she had it when she was a little kid

[runic adder]

Bite marks probably made her become aware of it

[edgy tiger]

So were they after her tracking her ability or something

[runic adder]

Yea tooru used her for the ability

[edgy tiger]

Maybe it was fate of stand users attracting each other

[runic adder]

Ya possibly

[edgy tiger]

Oooooooh yea he wanted to find the retired doctor

[rugged pilot]

Bruh I got spoiled about rokakakas by a roblox game

[minor ore]

wdym

[minor ore]

what do you know

[rugged pilot]

It’s the name of the fruit that can cure tsurugi but I already knew the name from roblox

[minor ore]

only the name?

thats fine lol

[rugged pilot]

It like heals people but then performs equivalent exchange and then really screws them up

[minor ore]

yeah i know what it does

[rugged pilot]

That’s all I know so far

[minor ore]

ok

you havent really been spoiled

[minor ore]

Tooru lookin a lil bit different these days

[edgy tiger]

Read that yesterday

Made me realise I would generally read anything Araki writes lol

Heart tailed babies, black abalones, gyming with greek gods, etc

[barren bough]

the one bit that always confused me about DNA from the Rohan One Shots, was whether the kid had a stand or not? same with the dad

[hard meteor]

I don’t think they had stands

Just weird supernatural qualities

[minor ore]

He said that they had like

It was a stand but it was pretty complex

I don't remember it fully

Something about the stand and the shape of the heart

It was a Stand-like phenomenon, like the form of her heart or something, but it wasn't really a Stand.

[minor ore]

do you guys remember when stand users had bite marks

good times

[primal dagger]

There probably will be no follow up on that and it seems to be a retcon

[minor ore]

It's

Not retconned

Lmao

[true walrus]

it's an ongoing series so they'll probably come up again

[minor ore]

Alhough its technically explained, the bite marks bring out fully the users abilities that have been only used without their users knowledge

For example, yasuho couldn't utilize paisley park willingly all this time

But soon after her bite mark she could use paisley park freely

[pure charm]

Sex marks

[hard meteor]

ye

[winter spade]

I don’t think “this element hasn’t been explained” means “this element has been scrubbed from the story and will never come up again”

[hard meteor]

the two things we gotta find out from the bite marks is who gives them,and why josuke had them

[winter spade]

The rokakaka gang isn’t focusing on some random bite mark mystery while they’re trying to track down the rokakaka smugglers and learn josuke’s identity

[winter spade]

Proximity to the wall eyes?

[hard meteor]

With yasuho and joshu we can conclude the bitemarks fully awakened/granted them stands but with josuke his stand was essentially josefumis that had already been awakened so the fact he has a set of his own is weird

[winter spade]

I mean if he’s his own person would he just inherit the stand?

Is his soul his own is my question I guess

[minor ore]

Kira also had a bite mark

His dead body had a bitemark

And the analysis said that the bitemark was kiras

Which means he bit himself somehow

[hard meteor]

Oh yeah I forgot Kira had one

And it was self inflicted like you said

[minor ore]

Yeah

Maybe

Idk

[sudden nymph]

I kind of want the wall eyes to be a stand themselves and the bite Mark is their ability

[minor ore]

what if the wall eyes were the effect of a stand ability

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 22 !

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-who-asked-satellite-looking-radar-gif-17171784

[sudden nymph]

They came from the corpse I think

[minor ore]

probably do

[runic adder]

and the mystery man is the stand user

[sudden nymph]

I mean

[runic adder]

you are serious?

[edgy tiger]

Imagine the scenery if all of Morioh wanted to find Tooru’s identity

https://tenor.com/view/chrollo-lucilfer-chrollo-hxh-chrollo-requiem-hunter-x-hunter-requiem-requiem-gif-16556323

[rocky charm]

Everyone in the city would die

[edgy tiger]

Need to see that

[sudden nymph]

If the wall eyes are a stand it’s a possibility

[minor ore]

tooru just gets a meteor to hit morioh

[rocky charm]

"Oops a nuke accidentally launched at the city XD"

[runic adder]

tooru moment

[uneven tendon]

A nuke is already heading towards him

[gentle venture]

i wonder if joshu will have a happy ending

[rocky charm]

Joshu will be the only happy ending

Everyone else dies

[hard meteor]

The good ending

[viral plume]

The entire universe gets obliterated

Only Joshu remains...

[minor ore]

And then Joshu VS Rohan

Rohan has been in new Morio all along

[light swift]

Joshu is the main protag in part 9

[edgy tiger]

How do Joshu fans feel knowing that the Higashikata family line ends if Jobin dies?

[runic adder]

it doesnt end, joshu will take over

[rocky charm]

It doesn't

[runic adder]

and become the norisuke

[edgy tiger]

It ends with Joshu

[rocky charm]

Lines can pass down through people who aren't the firstborn

Why would it end with Joshu?

[edgy tiger]

One issue, lines won’t pass down cause Joshu won’t have kids

[rocky charm]

Why would he not have kids

[minor ore]

joshu attracts all females bro

[edgy tiger]

Cause he’s Joshu

[rocky charm]

Joshu can get any woman he wants

[minor ore]

exactly

[rocky charm]

ALSO the Higashikata line can pass down through women, anyway

[edgy tiger]

[rocky charm]

Even if they take a different name when/if they marry

[minor ore]

his god powers are beyond our understanding

[rocky charm]

It's still the same bloodline

[edgy tiger]

I’d assume they’d take their husbands name

[rocky charm]

Plus Tsurugi might make it out of this alive

So he could become Norisuke VI and head up the Higashikata house in 15 or so years

[edgy tiger]

Lets eliminate Tsurugi from the equation

[rocky charm]

That's child murder

[edgy tiger]

In honour of Joshu phobes hours

[near cedar]

That's still a sad ending

[sinful bramble]

Can’t Hato/Daiya just later have kids

[olive bobcat]

implying joshu doesnt fuck on the regular

[brittle lodge]

facts

[brittle lodge]

they wouldnt keep the last name

[minor ore]

Joshu would have like 87 fatherless children

[near cedar]

Why do you assume that

[brittle lodge]

idk

[primal dagger]

Traditionally, the wife takes on the name of the husband and the children carry on that last name.

[brittle lodge]

^

[near cedar]

I'm aware such a tradition exists

It's mere existence doesn't mean it'll be used by one or either of them

[primal dagger]

You asked why that was assumed, and that's the answer, it's a cultural norm nearly everywhere. Rina's son George also had the last name "Joestar", so there's also an example of a Higashikata woman getting married and having her child inherit the last name of their husband.

[brittle lodge]

^

[rocky charm]

You're absolutely right

Someone did it back in the 1890s, which means that everyone will do it in the 2010s

Flawless logic

There are some women who do take the names of their husbands and some women who don't

[primal dagger]

I didn't say they absolutely will do it, I'm saying why one can come to that conclusion, as the question was why that is assumed.

Women taking on their husband's name is traditional norm, so that's what people usually think of.

[edgy tiger]

Tbh why would they not tho, Higashikata is a very traditional family with head of families even changing their name to Norisuke 4th, 5th, etc. It would be weird if they didn’t change their last name

[uneven tendon]

Maybe in part 9 we'll get Joshu 3rd?

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe Tsurugi the 5th

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

Hype

[rocky charm]

I wonder what happened to Higashikata branch families

[edgy tiger]

This is more likely

[uneven tendon]

And Joshu 3rd's Stand will erase all Joshuphobes from existence

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, so many unseen cousins and uncles

[edgy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-stark-ash-spider-man-peter-parker-iron-man-gif-17777976

[uneven tendon]

Except it's a good ending

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-4624104

No more joshuphobes

[edgy tiger]

Tom Holland a rock insect??

🤔🤔🤔

[uneven tendon]

No, my friend: it's Jojo

[edgy tiger]

Damn server dead

[runic adder]

dead chat xd

[junior coral]

You know who else is dead!?

[runic adder]

not norisuke

[junior coral]

!w Rai Mamezuku

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Rai_Mamezuku

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Rai Mamezuku

Rai Mamezuku (豆銑 礼, Mamezuku Rai) is a major ally featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[junior coral]

!w Kei Nijimura

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Kei_Nijimura

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Kei Nijimura

Kei Nijimura (虹村 京, Nijimura Kei) is a minor ally featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. Appearing as an antagonist in the "Paisley Park and Born This Way" story arc, she then becomes an ally in "The Wonder of You (The Miracle of Your Love)" story arc.

[runic adder]

goodbye my beloved rai

[hard meteor]

[uneven tendon]

[runic adder]

[junior coral]

he is deceased

do not let the stupid wiki fool you

[primal lintel]

this emoji is blursed

[runic adder]

@primal lintel i mean like, if diego dosnt register for some people, rai and kei ofc dont register for some people as well

[runic adder]

[primal lintel]

i mean i'm memeing when i say that kei isnt dead lmao

[hard meteor]

Wiki coping

[runic adder]

my arsenal of trollface cant be matched

wiki lists jobin as dead but refuses to list rai as dead..WHY?????

[primal lintel]

she did get a pole through the head tho

[junior coral]

Their mf ghosts appearred

[primal lintel]

rip

[junior coral]

Don't even @ me bro

[runic adder]

clear bias

[junior coral]

Ghost hands don't lie

[primal lintel]

ig rai has the rokakaka?

[hard meteor]

Facts

[runic adder]

bruh how

[uneven tendon]

I think the only thing dead from the WoU arc is Dododo De Dadada

[hard meteor]

When the ghost shows up it’s over

[runic adder]

rokakaka is on the other side of morioh

[primal lintel]

josuke smashing the bottles on the ground

[rocky charm]

*Dododo de dadada

[primal lintel]

the new rokakaka

[runic adder]

except for joseph

[rocky charm]

Got too many Ds there

[junior coral]

The wiki lists Jobin as dead because Tooru says he is HOWEVER>>>>>!!!!!!!! HE WILL BE BACK

[primal lintel]

also how is josuke going to fight off that rock insect

[runic adder]

not the new rocacaca tho

[uneven tendon]

You're right, my bad

[primal lintel]

god forbid rai and kei fuse

[runic adder]

they cant

[hard meteor]

Yeah but that was just plot armor

[junior coral]

they are too dead to fuse

[runic adder]

they need wall eyes to fuse

[junior coral]

impossible

[primal lintel]

[hard meteor]

And it’s also literally impossible to fuse without the wall eyes

[junior coral]

spittin

[uneven tendon]

Jojo doesn't have that

[hard meteor]

Sure it doesn’t

[primal lintel]

bet lmao

[runic adder]

we dont know for sure
josefumi hypothesized the new locacacas effects could have been caused by exposure to the wall eyes
but the wall eyes was the factor in them fusing, i dont think it will happen to rai or kei

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if Rai fuses with Obladi Oblada

[primal lintel]

there was a blursed convo about if rai and kei fused a few days back and we're not going to bring it up because it was absolutely horrible

[runic adder]

how would that be blursed?

[primal lintel]

ngl that'd be interesting to see

[runic adder]

oh

[primal lintel]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

Half rock insect half human main villains

[primal lintel]

wdym "rai survives everything"

[runic adder]

he survived one fight before

[primal lintel]

he hasnt been in a situation like this before

[uneven tendon]

I think another thing that might die during this arc is Josuke's virginity

[primal lintel]

that doesn't sound right

[hard meteor]

Rai had has fakeout in ozon baby

[uneven tendon]

Now that the Locacaca organization will be finally ridden off, he and Yasuho can finally become a couple

[hard meteor]

At this point with the type of wounds now there’s no way he’s coming

[primal lintel]

not in this arc tho

[rocky charm]

If by "he" you mean "Joshu", then yes

[uneven tendon]

But Tooru is the last one of them

[primal lintel]

remind me again why he cant do the infinite thing with his strings like jolyne did?

[runic adder]

this is how rai survived the first fight

[uneven tendon]

He was the mastermind

[primal lintel]

i remember he couldnt do that but dont remember why

[runic adder]

wtf discord marks the image as explicit

[primal lintel]

idk maybe it was a situational thing for jolyne

[runic adder]

i cant send the image of rais corpse on discord

[primal lintel]

the baby stand is nfsw

[junior coral]

Rai cannot survive this current situation

[hard meteor]

Infinite strings didn’t save jolyne

[junior coral]

He has a HOLE IN HIS HEAD

and belly

[rocky charm]

Discord is a Rai fan and refuses to accept his death

[runic adder]

wait i can send this

even this should be enough evidence

[primal lintel]

werent you the one talking abt rai and kei fusing

[runic adder]

lmao

[uneven tendon]

I've seen worse

[rocky charm]

I probably talked about it at some point

[runic adder]

bruh

[rocky charm]

I've made a lot of half-shitpost half-serious theories

[runic adder]

in which case has someone survived an explosion to the head

[primal lintel]

is it wrong that i find the perfect circle cut out of his head to be satisfying

yay geometric jojo deaths

[uneven tendon]

The only people that should fuse in Jojolion are our hopes for both Josuke x Yasuho and Joshu x Karera

[rocky charm]

Hayato

[uneven tendon]

[primal lintel]

crazy diamond much

[primal lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/312084326848266240/783522511140421642/josuke_dance.gif

[runic adder]

[primal lintel]

we dont have a single healer in this part

except for kei

who could heal our souls

[runic adder]

anyone else think its also really cool rai has that "dark determination" that johnny had

[junior coral]

his head is half broken

[hard meteor]

Mista isn’t a fair comparison mf was given super plot armor from the start

[uneven tendon]

If Johnny could survive being spinned to death, so could Mamezuku survive from a few bubbles

[junior coral]

Mista didn't have a gaping hole in his head

[hard meteor]

He couldn’t die no matter what cause it was “fated”

[junior coral]

Rai also had his GHOST HAND in a page so this is no debate

this is pure fax

[hard meteor]

That doesn’t change my point

[junior coral]

Also in pure JoJo fashion, Rai died right after we got a flashback from him

End of

[uneven tendon]

What if he and Kei were just pranking Josuke, and went back to their previous position?

Sounds pretty reasonable to me

[junior coral]

oh true

didn't think of that

[hard meteor]

Damn that’s a fair case

They could be trollin

[junior coral]

It's called we do a little trolling

[uneven tendon]

Also, maybe the reason Kei was missing from the Higashikata family photo was foreshadowing to her death?

[junior coral]

no

lol

[runic adder]

theres still the idea wou is an illusion stand as (sort of) evidenced by the gate(not really tho), and all the injuries are purely in the recipients mind

but i dont think that would be a good twist

[uneven tendon]

Then why she was missing?

[junior coral]

We don't know lol

[runic adder]

why kei was missing will be explained soon

[viral plume]

Because she was checking up on her mom, most likely

[runic adder]

we get closer to the flashforward every chapter

[junior coral]

It's kind of impossible for a person to be removed from a photograph so

[viral plume]

Its really minor

[runic adder]

someone cant just be removed from a photo

[junior coral]

exactly lol

[patent merlin]

could be that

[runic adder]

thats in the frame

[viral plume]

[patent merlin]

they take multiple photos

[viral plume]

The fuck do you mean

[uneven tendon]

Unless the photo is actually a Stamd user

[patent merlin]

and they relpace the photo

[junior coral]

it explains why she's physically absent from the mansion

the photo is identical to the one they took with her bruh

[uneven tendon]

The spiritual successor of Kira's dad from part 4

[rocky charm]

Have you not heard of doctored photos

[runic adder]

its minor, but i doubt araki really would set this flashforward without paying attention to every minor detail

[viral plume]

Im more dissapointed in kei immediatly dying to a wound that shouldnt kill, ya know

[junior coral]

name one Higashikata family member that has been shown to use Photoshop

[rocky charm]

I'm sure Daiya is quite proficient

[patent merlin]

a hole through the head would kill most people

[runic adder]

got a cane through her head

[junior coral]

That's not sufficient enough to say that's the reason

[viral plume]

Wasnt a hole through the head though, was it?

It barely stuck in her eye

[junior coral]

barely

[patent merlin]

went through her eye seemingly into her head

[junior coral]

it's stuck in there bruv

[viral plume]

Literally barely bro

[uneven tendon]

They could ask Yasuho to help with that

[viral plume]

Compare the fucking sizes

[uneven tendon]

[patent merlin]

could've hit a vital part of the brain

[viral plume]

Oh wait, I DID

[junior coral]

I would survive a cane through the eye, so I don't understand how Kei could die from that!!

[patent merlin]

it's unclear how deep in there that is

[junior coral]

Ghost hands people!!!

[uneven tendon]

Again, I've seem worse

[junior coral]

Hellooooooooooo!

[viral plume]

It is kinda clear when we get to see the size of the original cane

[runic adder]

kinda looks like josuke post 6251

[viral plume]

And if you compare: it would only enter her eye, it would NOT hit the brain from how deep it is

[junior coral]

Ghost hands

Ghost hands

It is so obvious

[viral plume]

[hard meteor]

Also rai literally speaking to josuke as a spirit

[junior coral]

Keep coping! Kei & Rai death deniers are starving

[hard meteor]

He’s done for

[viral plume]

You are missing the point hard

[uneven tendon]

Honestly the cane looks a bit photoshopped, maybe it was one of WoU's illusions?

[runic adder]

norisuke and jobin death deniers keep winning, rai and kei death deniers stay losing

[viral plume]

Im saying she shouldnt have died, I admit that she does, you fucking fartsniffer

[junior coral]

I do NOT sniff farts

I am a SMART FELLA not a FART SMELLA

[viral plume]

Well be correct about others takes then next time, bruh

[hard meteor]

“Why yes I do think mamezuku Rai is currently deceased”

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[uneven tendon]

But he could guide Josuke's and Yasuho's daughter as a Spin ghost in part 9

[uneven tendon]

That panel was underrated tbh

[runic adder]

dude GG you are missing maxsus point hard

[viral plume]

This man is swinging and swinging on a stationary piece of straw

[junior coral]

No I get it

He's saying she shouldn't have died

I don't think I was arguing that tho

[runic adder]

maxsus point was that a cane isnt gonna kill kei, then again a leaf sliced off two fingers, i dont think its out of the question to say wou does some shit

[junior coral]

I don't really have an opinion on that

[viral plume]

Well I VERY CLEARLY was

[junior coral]

carry on as you were!

[viral plume]

Pog

[junior coral]

I say a lot of things, Maxsus

I cannot be held accountable for all of them!

[uneven tendon]

Kei's death sucked tbh

[hard meteor]

It did honestly

[runic adder]

[patent merlin]

kei got avdoled

[uneven tendon]

The main reason I want her to live is due to how shitty of a death it is

[viral plume]

But we see the leaf GO through the fingers though, we see that the contact is equivelant to the amount of boosted damage. The canes sizes in the two shots we see of it are basically identical in size, one of these shots is when its in her eye. So anything connected to her nose or her brain which would cause the bloody nose and death should never even occur, ya know?

Thats my basic point here

[rocky charm]

Are those all supposed to be Rai and Kei's hands, or are two of them supposed to be Jobin and Norisuke?

[hard meteor]

Those hands don’t match norisukes and jobins

[viral plume]

Oh god, is this jobins?

[uneven tendon]

"I, on the other hand, think Norisuke is still alive"

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[hard meteor]

Nah that’s just keis wrist

[runic adder]

Understandable

[junior coral]

It's two people's hands

Rai and Kei

[uneven tendon]

Imagine Jobin supporting Josuke LMAO

[runic adder]

Why tf would jobin hug josukes arm lol

[viral plume]

I thought this was keis wrist?

[viral plume]

I dunno, thats why im asking

[junior coral]

it is Kei's wrist

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe it was Mamezuku's twin, Smaller Rai?

[hard meteor]

Yeah lol jobin is the last person that would be holding onto josuke

[junior coral]

This is true

[rocky charm]

because he knows Jousuke is better than him at beetle fights and thus lives in the True Man's World

[runic adder]

Indeed

[hard meteor]

It’s both of her arms

[viral plume]

Then why do they both look different? Rais are both stringy, but her two wrists have different colors

[junior coral]

Why didn't I think of that?

[viral plume]

Nani the fuck

[uneven tendon]

I wish Jobin's dying words were: seems like it's the last day of the summer vacation

[viral plume]

[junior coral]

those are shadows maxsus

still her arms

[hard meteor]

I think that’s just shading,

[junior coral]

it makes logical sense that it's her arms anyway

Why would there be two Rai arms, one Kei arm, and a mystery fourth arm out of nowhere

[rocky charm]

Guy from Chapter 5

[uneven tendon]

It's a shame Kira's and Josefumi's hands didn't reach Josuke

[runic adder]

Cuz there are two rais, one hand for each dead person

[uneven tendon]

Would've made the moment even better

[hard meteor]

Plus if it WAS jobins there would be visible spikes on it